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Why are you being such an ass over this
are you new to warhammer?
just accept that some characters got adamantine plot armor and some dont
Was about to ask the same thing ngl
like EVERYTHING is like that in warhammer lmfao
LMFAO
No, I’m getting like this because she decides to say everyone treats everyone like pieces of meat, in the inquisition for example, I bring up example of inquisitors being actual decent people towards their retinue, and for some reason plot armor is a reason that’s brought up to invalidate my examples?
No? Shes just giving a very valid example
Inquisitors die all the time
Eisenhorn and Ravenor cant
because they got an entire fucking book series
what Abnett has done instead is basically have them be ruined physically and mentally instead
No it’s the treatment of their retinue. No shit people die lmao
I mean again same thing?
Eisenhorn treats his guys pretty well before he starts going coocoo
Ravenor is the same
minus the mind-assault lol
That’s literally my point!
Like whats so hard to get
That’s literally my example lmao wtf lmao
some people treat their work partners like shit
some dont
tf is this nonsense
lmfao
I’m not being an asshole I’m trying to bring up examples I’m so fucking confused
man i give up
Oh yeah that’s right
been here for like 3 minutes
im gonna follow D's example and go grab chips instead
Given a quick tactical briefing on the new enemies how do you think a fully outfited Vermintide 2 crew would handle a Darktide mission ?
What the fuck lmao. I feel like none of you read anything I said and were like “he’s not getting it” when I was literally describing shit but alright goddamn. And I feel like I’m crazy now
are you nerds still at it
Maybe you are
well could the vermintide gang's armor survive lasguns and bolts
Lasguns? A couple non lethal shots maybe
I GOT THE PERFECT ANSWER FOR ALL OF THIS
I guess Bardin would use his Steam Gatling, Kruber would go for a Grail Knight cause of Miracles, Saltzpyre Warrior Priest and Kerillian Handmaiden? No idea tbh
Bardin, magic users, and GK and SP would also do well
makes me thing the dreg snipers could just take em out no issue
Darktide is a live service game and the dialogue to reflect our new position hasnt been added yet
If its melee they would definetly be able to do it.
But Dreg and Scab Shooters and Gunners? Doubt..
Sienna Necro
I think that's what it's gonna come down too
Same as the Grail Knight and Warrior Priest.
I guess Kerillian can hugely benefit from stealth.
Yeah those two would be tanky fuckers
What do you call 2 male Vampires who help each other hunt for blood?
||Neck Bromancers||
I wouldnt say so.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kYaIvPu6YJM/maxresdefault.jpg
If they can kill these I think they're set for the mission boss, or a plague ogryn
You ever seen mark of Chaos?
And how a Single Wood Elf Ranger took out 20+ Chaos Warriors of Khorne with A bow and Dual Swords
Which Bardin, Kruber, and Saltz have armor of
Id say her being a Pointy Eared Wood Elf gives her a high chance of surviving.
I meant durability wise
Kruber Foot Knight 
Maybe her nature spells for healing
Kill for Old Bloody Kruber.
Obviously the magic ones
Kerillian biggest danger would be getting murdered by the inquisition after
Inquisitors like their Aeldari way too much and have too much "research" on them.
So I dont think so :p
She hates Nurgle and wouldn’t care much for the eldar
So at most useful mutant
knife eared leaf lover? hmm
She wouldn’t immediately care for the eldar
you got a leaf in your name too
Suspicious
Though ngl.
not my fault i joined today
I think the lad that has the most chance
From Fantasy
to Survive Darktide
Stefan von Kessel.
So she could be somewhat loyal enough for the inquisition
Absolute Giga Chad of a Unit.
Im not even gonna pretend I am not Biased towoards him.
Cause Mark of Chaos was my first Warhammer game.
man who fights with his men huh? chad indeed
He was Born with a Mark of Chaos
On his face lol
Got shafted permanently by anyone outranking him and doubted by everyone
And ended up being the biggest hero to come out of Ostermark becoming its Elector Count.
Happend 300 Years before Franz was born btw.
man i would give that poor dude a hug
That's awesome
Lets not forget.
He goes toe to toe
With Aspiring Champions
and Exalted Heroes of Khorne
and Wins.
Cause hes that good of a fighter.
His family stripped of their titles and wealth, Stefan made a life for himself in the Empire's army. He was determined to prove his loyalty to the Empire, and had a fiery dedication to Sigmar. He loathed Chaos in all of its guises and was vehement that the Empire would be victorious against the warbands invading from the North. He was an educated man, and a veteran of the Great War Against Chaos, with a confidence and tone of command honed on bloody battlefields across the Empire.
Id say the Imperium would welcome him with open arms.
Especially in current timeline.
Cause rn the Imperium needs everyone they can get.
Also Stefan killed an Exalted Daemonlord of Chaos... in a 1 on 1.
Or well "Daemon Prince"
tbh I'm thinking the imperium is gonna be fine
roboute is getting all the boys back together (we got the Lion most recently, willing to bet Leman and Khan aren't far behind)
I never much cared for the Space marines tbh.
And the ones I personally like and paint are super obscure.
same
I'm more admech
White Panthers and Star Phantoms. ❤️
although I love the Iron Hands to death.
I just wish Ferrus didn't get wasted so fast
legit the beef between him and Fulgrim should have been more fleshed out instead of ending then and there :(
Tbh
The reason im an utter nutter for the guard.
Back when Winter Assault Released.
dawn of war?
based
My dad used to play Space Marines (Imperial Fists) and I used to play Guard.
And in Winter assault.
Guard got a Morale bonus for fighting alongside marines.
I think 50 or 100 points.
yep
Then DOW II came out and I played that to bits with my dad.
question: if the emperor is a perpatual, wouldnt his death be very temporary ?
guard in winter assault were damn fun
especially with all the diff units you could attach to the squads
the terror of the AI hitting you with 10 "WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOM!"s at the same time on high difficulty D:
Thanks to Winter Assault
I got given my first box of the Old kasrkin models.
for Tabletop
possibly?
Since then I refuse to aknowledge that Tempestus Scions exist.
and I refuse to buy the new Kasrkinmodels.
Yes I am biased how could you tell?
astonomicon might be down forever if emps goes out once though, idk how it works
I honestly believe.
With how many TRILLIONS of people pray to him and believe in him.
Its held by his psychic might at the location of his body and mind, i dont think itd go out
If he dies he just gets birthed back into existance.
Chaos god of Order, Zeal, Purity and Faith
iirc the inquisition knows this too but arent 100% sure about what would happen, so they dont let him kick the ceremite bucket
so it's possibly like the orks and yarrik? where they believe in him so hard they will him to keep living
Yeah about that…..

Didnt Angron kill Yarrick?
angron being a little shit :(
Angron
kills Yarrick
Orks And we'ze took dat bloody personal
lets krump dem spikey gitz.
Angron is gonna get his next great assault held up by some pissed off brussel sprouts lookin for payback
bruh it's going to be like a fucking royal rumble match when ghaz and the boys find angron
Foite me ya spikey cunt!
Ghaz vs Angron
Angron sees Orks “who tf are you all”
“You killed our greatest rival”
“… do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”
...naturally keep living (yarrik lived for a decade iirc? and still remained fit enough to fight)
I hope not
imagine if we ever got a tag team of yarrik and marbo
lol "Your greatest rival? The emperor?"
"No ya git, not 'im!"
"... Robot faultyman? I havnt touched him either"
"RAAaaah NO. Da short one wiv da powah claw"
"........ The baseline? Hold up, am i being pranked. Whers the camera"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
"Hahahahah OHSHITWOWWAITASEC"-ceaseless undending stabbing sounds-
"It's Always Sunny on Armageddon, S2 E14: Angron Gets Jumped"
Ghaz pays Snickrot to get him like that
didnt GW discontinue the steal legion?
at least in their metal forms
them killing off Yarrick was likely part of that
What if theres a demon that keeps whispering in your ear about how theyve been trying to reach you about your Servo Skulls extended Warranty
Hey if we have any folks here who know Tau stuff
I know castes "intermingling" is extremely forbidden, but are auxiliaries allowed to have interspecies relationships?
I guess this goes double for the Enclaves since every caste gets their own planet but auxiliaries have to share one
We literally got no idea.
Tau auxillary already barely get any lore.
For Tau romance is also not really a thing, its more seen as a task to be done and over with.
no
I do remmeber a very early story
where it was said that the Human Auxillaries, when they are killed are fed to the kroot
They should add anurgle stealth unit
The Stinky Strangler
The kroot eat all the Tau auxilleries iirc
that die
no one in the tau empire is off the table except for Tau for Tau aligned kroot
dumb question but i figure ill entertain you guys
are there any instances of a guardsman becoming a marine?
no
or atleast not that I'm aware of
In theory
You could have a child soldier in the Guard. Cadian's have their Whiteshields I believe
whom somehow proves themselves enough for the trails, but marines prefer to recruit from feral and hive worlds because the natural conditions create sturdy neophytes
They could, become a 'demi-marine'
in the Horus Heresy there are adult humans who are given the space marine treatment, becoming almost marines
thats what im looking for
the treatment, not so much belonging to a chapter or anything
but that is the only time i've seen or heard it done. It may be lost technology
the whole upgrade process, i have to read up on it again but like the surgeries and stuff.
Luthor of the Dark Angels for example
No, but during the great crusade important mortals to primarchs were “ascended” into half astartes
Dark angels had a ton of them
that sounds super cool lol
Yarrick: In the process of being turned into a living saint by the God Emperor "Hey Big E take your time I want to let Gazgul blow off some steam and give my regiemnt some time off."
The main armory manager on board their Gloriana who I forgot the name of was a mortal woman who used to be part of the order
I forgot her name tho lol
But Demi-astartes treatment works on men and women irregardless of age
Since some were old as shit
When they got ascended
THAT would be funny. The imperial guard faith summons yarrick to battle, and hes in his nighty as it was night time in the warp
I do think its worth mentioning that 40k was a sandbox for the longest time. You could say in some distant corner of the galaxy they still have this process, but you then have to consider all of the rammifications of such a thing
Tbf it’s still a sandbox
It wasn’t practiced commonly lore wise bcs it wasn’t efficient
But I don’t believe the technology to do so is lost
Aye. Theres certainly an orthodoxy
I only say its lost because ive only seen them in the horus heresy
True
I just assume it’s too expensive
It was only offered to the friends/retainers of the primarchs
the church would surely make use of it
If the primarchs requested it
Maybe
give me sister of battle beefcakes god-damnit
Lol
In one of the HH short story books they do.
When big E finds Russ apparently every single warrior who was under Russ decided to attempt becoming full space marines.
So like 50 something survived the process out of a unspecified lot.
But I do think that GW is gona start killing off the dark angel’s Demi-astartes
They have the most by far
What's the demi astartes they new or something?
Horus heresy thingy
Luther, that one word bearer guy
Who was lorgar’s adoptive father
And a bunch of other dark angel ones
That get mentioned for like one line lol
Yeah the weird halfway process we have no clue how works
It also works on women unlike the full process
Yeah they don't get that immortality
Yeah
The question is what process of the astartes creation process
Makes it stop working on women in canon
well Luthors still kicking around isnt he?
Tbh it's probably just a waste of time putting it in women and old men unless they are extremely important for some reason but I feel like they would be better with brain augments
Keep Korr pharon alive to get stomped on by g man
Lol
I just realized
They’re gona have all the dark angel demi-astartes die fighting Luther lol
Aren’t they
THATS WHAT YOU WOULD TELL HIM?
Oh well
I guess he might react badly is he found out Horus would fall to chaos
Mainly I think not talking about chaos was a major problem
Like it’s pretty easy to convince people the chaos gods are BAD SHIT
I would tell him that despite resenting being worshipped as a god, to go along with it and use it as a way to shape laws into the Imperium to bring about a more bountiful empire
It’s likely he understood this though
Tell that to Lorgar
But decided he wanted science to prevail anyway
and what Big E did to him
If it was not horus is would have been someone else The ambush of Dorn weakend the imperiyum enough for the trairots to attack Tera Directly.
And it’s more that
Divinity doesn’t exist
But powers like a divinity
Do
Let’s be real
Psychic powers are the only true strongest power in 40k
That’s where humans dominance needed to come from
But again
That itself is a science
Chaos was way too intrinsic to the universe to ignore
And hope nothing went wrong
After all the leader of the Emps childre was already walking with a pink vibrating sword.
If he knew about chaos he would know DAMN that voice is probably a sadistic demon of hedonism
Fuck all of that
I wouldn’t fuck with Slaneesh
Literally like the worst one to follow
Easily
Nurgle
Tzeentch
Khrone
Slaanesh
I would join Nurgle because well, by some moral standard he could be deemed neutral, a fucked up one but on nonetheless
That all life is equal
And more life is better
It’s insanity
But
It’s better than the others
Are you suprised Slanesh gained so many followers I mean look at your average Twitch user.
Maybe Tzeentch is close
Yeah but as someone who is educated in Slaanesh
You always end up paying a much worse price
In the end
I mean you could say all of them do
People are educated about Alinity that does not mean she still gets plenty of saps to simp for her.
To be fair
Alinity isn’t a bad person for the cat thing
At most that was mean
I would never handle my cat roughly
But they aren’t THAT fragile
She is a bad person for everything else
Like she put the cat over her chair feet first, lil dude was fine
Average slaanesh cultist chosen for a sacrifice
The vodka incident though?
That is fucked
Alcohol to an ANIMAL?
That’s so fucking degen
Knowing Slanesh hes probally into that ...bascially this pcutures describes your avergae slanesh Follower.
And I mean THAT isn’t bad in itself
But if you fail them
Woof
Not good
Actually what are the chaos gods genders?
Or mabye just IDK stay loyal to the Imperium.
N/A
That’s what I assumed
They don’t have any
Most common are masculine for khorne, masculine for tzeentch, nurgle and slaanesh both get referred to as either male or female semi often
Really nurgle?
See that’s my thing
Khorne and slaanesh both masculine
It’s so hard to just call the chaos gods evil to me personally
Because the warp WAS neutral
Fucking Necrons
Again the chaos gods gender is whatever their worshiper states it is
And old ones to an extent
They’ll take that form most likely
Literally ruined everything
Necrons started it regarding the warp turning into a shithole
The war in heaven just
Not their fault The necrons got probally the wrost part.
Made it way worse
The Necrons were assholes in life as well
Like
There’s a reason the old ones didn’t give them immortality lol
Or teach them how
But that’s still a shitty thing to do
Maybe it would have still ended the same
Honestly probably would have
But that still doesn’t excuse the tradegy
I still think this guy would be a better choice leading the Indominus crusade I mean Girlyman semes like a guy with a lot good ideas but no real plan on how to carry themn out ....this guy on the other hand has face corruption several times and proved himself incorruptable.
So did the old ones
Like I’d say the old ones were justified in telling them to piss off
Again that wouldn’t have happened without the war in heaven
They aren’t
The Krorks were a weapon
Like
The old ones wouldn’t have done that if the Necrontyr didn’t you know
It certainly is the Necrons fault
But they weren’t dealt even just a shitty hand
They aren’t
They were dealt one of the worst hands possible
And how many species before them went extinct is what I’d assume the old ones logic was
Which 3.
Though I suppose the Krorks de-evolved
The Jokaero and Eldar are still around
And Orks are the descendents of the krork
There hasen been a Krork in years the Jokaero simply wander around building random shit and as for the Eldear there the reason Slanesh even exists.
Again
My point is that they’re still alive
In one form or another lol
Not that they were a positive impact on the galaxy lol
Because the Fall of the eldar empire and the orks are both pretty big issues
John Warhammer
Only the Jokareo ofc that depends on who gets their hands on the mini death star or gaaxy ending nuke they build and who it is used on As for the other two ..I doubt rampaging throughh the gaxay as war hungry frat boys or IDK LITERALLY F&*^king a Chjaos god into existance is a "Positve" impact.
Again
My point was that they were alive lol
You’re trying to make an argument when there isn’t one to be made
Oh Sorry I read that as "Not ONLY that"
The eldar, Krorks and Jokaero were modified by the old ones. They or their descendents have survived to the modern day
No Gabrel Anleso Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens AKA the greatest Space marine chapter to ever exist.
No, John Warhammer.
Old Ones probably made way more than 3 species that aren't around
The fact that exodites have dinosaurs kind of implies they made them
4 Actually they also made the Lizardmen.
We don’t know what else they made/modified in 40K explicitly other then the eldar, Krorks and Jokaero
The fact that the War in Heaven was 65 million years ago, and exodites have dinosaurs, suggests to me that dinosaurs are Old One bioweapons that were taken out by the necrons/ctan on Earth, where they were originally bred
as far as lore hammer told me, the krorks jokaero and eldar are the most important ones seeded by the old ones, haven't got much else
the no drive orangutans are very funny ngl
Can Tyranids be corrupted by chaos?
good question
they would fit the khorne way of thinkings but not sure it would work for slaanesh, nurgle would be fed and so would tzeentch, they could add to their strength but not be corrupted since they are a hive mind
very rarely but yes
How is Hadron sending shit to Mars if Warp fuckery is making Warp Jumps chancey?
plot convenience?
I would love to have a game set in the Librarius Omnis. Think Borderlands + DT + Fallout + Metro horror https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Librarius_Omnis
darktide has taught me that even in the grimdark future there is free healthcare
Unironically, I'm in a prepper/doomer server and like, we do talk about ways the Imperium has it better than modern America lmao
It's not much, but it does slap you in the face when you notice it
Gender equity (?)
One thing I've noticed across several books is the Imperium manages PTSD surprisingly well. You'd expect them to just shoot them, but they do actually treat guardsmen with PTSD, and do give them adequate time to "recover" (as much as you can) before putting them back into the fight.
This is a huge issue with American veteran affairs.
You see it come up a few times on that one blog GW runs that's themed like a newspaper for guardsmen too
in the grim darkness of the 40th Millenium, the VA actually doesn't suck ass
quality of life probably varies quite a bit from world to world, but there probably isn't any focus on the good worlds to live in the books because it'd be boring lol
Untreated PTSD is probably an invitation to Chaos
if a guardsman survives long enough to develop PTSD they're probably pretty valuable to keep around
though the life expectancy of a guardsman is pretty small
combat experience and all that
Fear those who grow old in a profession where people tend to die young
Are the skitarii recruited or conscripted? Are they willing to fight for the mechanics or are they forced to become augmented?
Varies
Some are recruited, others were bred and created specifically to become Skitarii
Augmentation is essentially mandatory in becoming a Skitarii
Such is the way of Mechanicus, for flesh is weak
And a machine is immortal
Some are Vat Grown
Depend on the type of Skitarii
Some are not much more than normal Guardsmen
Some are more heavily augmented than others but iirc all of them have some augments at very least
Getting your legs chopped off and eye augmetics placed is pretty much a given
Martian styled skitarii you see on the tabletop are lore wise generally vat grown or chosen from fanatic children
There was a FW where the Skitarii were some sort of open school so often children of Artisans and Tech Serfs would become Skitarii
Becoming a skitarii is generally an improvement anyways in quality of life
If you’re a fanatic member of the cult mechanicus
As long as you’re okay with fighting and dying on some far off horrific battlefield lol
That's incredibly false lol
They sometimes deal with it and sometimes they don't, the Imperium at large doesn't care about much of its military servicemen.
There is an Eisenhorn short story where he laments that the Imperium doesn't offer any after service care to veterans.
It's not dealt with very well, unfortunately.
From Caves of Ice:
Going Siggy: A colloquial reference to the Guard medicae sanitorium in the Sigma Pavonis system where troopers suffering from mental illness and combat fatigue are sent for assessment and rehabilitation. The less chronic cases are returned to duty after treatment, while the more severe ones can receive long-term care, sometimes for years. Co-incidentally, the system’s other claim to fame is as a manufactoria of combat servitors, many of which find their way into Inquisitorial service.
In the Eisenhorn short story 'Pestilence,' the Inquisitor visits an asylum for retired Guardsmen, and it's not unlike something you'd have found in the late 18th century. In 'Missing In Action,' a whole Imperial Guard regiment suffers from PTSD and are killing civilians they erroneously believe are Chaos cultists; Eisenhorn ends up having to execute the lot, and it leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
In Darkness in the Blood, Dante recognises that an Imperial Navy captain suffers from PTSD, but doesn't know what to do about it. He tries to help the man by functioning as a self-taught therapist - it doesn't turn out well either
As always, the galaxy is a huge place and the details shift as you move from planet to planet, system to system, subsector to subsector, sector to sector, segmentum to segmentum
And with a million stars under humanity's grip, there's always room for those rare little oddities that buck the trend in any direction
...so long as it's still grimdark in the end, of course.
you guys think if the entire imperium of man danced hard enough it would bring the emperor back?
I don't think so but that much psychic energy all at once thinking about dancing would sure do SOMETHING
There's a theory that Emps is on verge of becoming a full on god due to sheer amount of worship and the only thing keeping him from fully ascending is his body on the golden throne
But that's just one of many theories
They actually played with that in the lions new book
||The main villain of the entire book, a fallen sorcerer. Believed if he could kill the emperor, he would come back a god and would save humanity and slay the chaos gods.||
||he made a ritual to possess the lions body to allow him to get that close to the emps||
So I’m wondering
Theres the theory that leman russ wants to save isha (tree of life?) so she will heal the emperor
Would stealing her from nurgles garden make him so mad he would just immediately melt leman into goo?
Like khorne got attacked by skarbrand and was sent flying for a week
I feel like this would be a similar reaction
Honestly depends if leman can even make it that far into his realm
Mhm
I feel like the laughing god would get involved
This feels funny enough for him
Yeah lol
returns her to nurgles garden
Same day shipping
Iirc he isn't looking for Isha but a fruit said to grow in the eye of terror
So it's not directly inside immaterium but pretty damn close
Some eldar did try to save Isha...and you can imagine how it went
Supposedly Magnus knows where Russ is
Magnus punching air rn watching leman have fun
They tried to save her while knowing that she lives in a place where if you step on just one part of its floor you get every type of Aids known to men?
They thought they would be safe by astral projecting while being safely stored elsewhere
We nurgling now
Truly one of the moments
40k devil fruit
Thats because even if you are the most superior psykers in the setting you can't be too OP and gotta be forced to be stupid because the writers said so

A bit like how the Emperor is basically a demi-god but has to be a moron so the Heresy can happen and lack basic human sense
Then there's ork psykers that just produce extra stupidity energy so they are extra powerful
basically me irl
Yo, you're telling me that you're so dumb that you literally warp reality around you too?
My man
🤝

Oh yeah Dilara the closest thing the setting has to something akin to nanobots is by the obliterator virus right
Where you can just form weapons out of your own flesh
Shapeshifting stuff like that
Can they do things like the iron man suit doesn't the infinity war movie?
Does*
I'm talking just straight up liquid metal
Yeah
I mean yeah this setting basically has lots of sci-fi tropes in it since its a kitchen-sink setting.
So any sort of mcguffin exists but nanobotes are definitely more advanced tech territory
Yeah and the closest thing i've seen in this setting that is very popular in weapon shapeshifting is basically the obliterator virus which at that point is just a galvanic mechamorph from ben 10 but as a disease
necrons got them nanobots plus there was that one magos with nanobots beyond the halo stars
Ok so it does exist
That's another idea i can have
slightly off topic I fucking hate the MCU nanobot shit
Yeah i prefer the interpretation of the suicide squad one
Because he actually ran out of nanobots
haven't seen that one
Nanomachines in fiction are basically "SCI FI BULLSHIT, GO"
quite
Scene from The Suicide Squad: Directed by James Gunn.
i don't own anything in this video
His nanobots are compact but not so compact that it can fit on my tiny brain
like imagine making a transformers movie where the robots tarnsforming is the coolest thing in the movies and then make the bad guy robots use nano technology and they'll become just pixel blobs when transforming
couldn't be me
Yeah the entire appeal of transformers is transforming
not really a fun of that either
It's a lot better than the mcu interpretation because those components come from his suit
Which means of is not careful it can run out which presents a weakness
a bit yeah
In the mcu the characters just have so much nanotech that it's not even a factor of them running out
Iron man spider-man
Those characters have plenty of nanotech to spare
like this shit is the worst
like the fucking degeneration of design is palpable
https://youtu.be/iFydcDEoDAs?si=lEWMmOfT_F1TbhyB @shadow plover
-Bloodsport
-The Suicide Squad
-Bloodsport Weapons
-Bloodsport Cool scene
-Blood Badass scene
-Peace Maker funny moments
-Harley Quinn
-King Shark Cute Moments
-King Shark Adorable Moments
-King Shark Funny Moments
-BloodSport 2022
-The Suicide Squad 2022
You can watch this to see how he uses the nanotech
Let me tell you a lot f****** better than what the mcu did
ye I've seen them described as stinky myriad of times
flesh going bad and some chemicals keeping the flesh relatively lively
Servitors are just cyborgified lobotomized people right?
Huh it didn’t register to me that they were actually dead
Or maybe it depends on the servitors whether the body is “alive” or not
They are alive, their consciousness is what powers the machines they use
They're all alive yeah
They're not even fully braindead
Even the servitor colony we had to interact with?
Imagine how bad that place stinks especially with all the heretics around lmao

The team regularly deals with corruption so i'm pretty sure they have built up an immunity
Whenever they get the light of day in books it tends to describe how fucked they are
And hey we had to go through the sewers to get a target once not the worst
For the sewers to make the team gag in repulsion
Imagine how utterly awful it’d have to be since we kill so many walking corpses on a daily basis
It still doesn’t register to me that the hive cities have billions of people
Knowing hives
That's what i'm saying if we go to places where the smell is strong enough to stagger even an ogryn then the smell of rotten metal on flash is nothing
Those sewers probably have their share of corpses
Also they run the armory and it’s a servitor we have an interaction with all the time
Add the piles of garbage and definitely shit
Actually an ogryn runs the armory
Yeah we deal with a lot of smelly crap
Ah that’s brunt from the cutscene isn’t it?
The servitor is just there to give us the weapons and sell them to us, the leader of the armory is actually brunt
yeah, the ogryn from cutscene is Brunt
the servitor is basically his assistant/customer service
And i'm pretty sure he can't count the amount of money we give him
I'm pretty sure an ogryn can't count above 10,000 in coins anyway
Does the Psyker Ogryn have above intelligence for an abhuman or above intelligence in general
🤔
well, from the one known she got smarter
Psyker ogryns are smart enough to make their own modifications and implants to their own bodies
These are from necromunda but these types of things are becoming more common thanks to the opening of the giant space hole
WOO
Savant Psyker mentions that it’s awakening more people to psionic powers
So that’s exciting
Yeah so ogryns which used to not be able to have psychic powers now can have it
if youre curious the ogryn im referring to is Cassia from Ghazghkull novel
Mind you there are still rare but they can exist
I wonder how exactly having a connection to the warp equates to higher mental capabilities 💀
But we can chalk it all up to “warp fuckery”
Yep and currently the only female ogryn that has been shown in lore
Do they do a dwarf thing where the women are practically indistinguishable from the men
That’d be funny
if i were to guess being able to channel warp etc has to cause some physical changes in the brain, maybe even barely noticable visually but improving stuff like neurons etc
the brain is basically a big, wrinkly (in our case) lump of slightly salted fat that sends electricity through you
Nah female votann are very clearly women
That’s interesting
im only guessing so dont take it for granted
A mutation is basically any sort of aberration from a basic human's genetic/physical appearance.
So yes.
they get killed

the Imperium basically has most of the same generic purity principles as nazis.
its not that big of a surprise lol
there are exceptions like Navigators but thats because theyre basically essential to imperium functioning
that's not even a joke i can literally one misplaced toenail on my forehead and then i will get shot in the head with a f****** bolter
It's just my usual explanation bullshit don't worry about it
There's a thing where Longshanks(humans with longer legs) got butchered for being mutants
they were on shoreleave btw
Michael Phelps wouldn’t live in the Imperium

living in imperium is a nightmare for pretty much everyone, even the nobles
Competitive swimmer
Who has a larger than average wingspan
Making him more capable at swimming than the average person
instead of starvation and work to death the nobles are constantly backstabbing eachother
Yeah being rich doesn't even guarantee your safety
Michael Phelps is a mutant this is so sad
I can just be sitting in a planet then a space marine bustdown my door because apparently another noble said i worship chaos
Do you think Michael Phelps could run a swimming team in 40k?
No because he’s a mutant

This changes everything
Swimming does nothing for the emperor
Ermm
He will get shot
We need an intergalactic Olympics now
Tactical bog men strats
Wait isn’t that bloodbowl
technically every single person alive harbors mutations, 99% of em are just on cell level
It's football not swimming
He swims butterfly and kills all the heretics with his massive girth and arms
Not with that attitude
The imperium finding that out will be crazy
The first is the nipple clamps while swimming on a sea of boiling blood while getting shot up
#MichaelPhelpssweep
wrestling with Homunculus creations
Baby pie eating contest
Homunculi are basically the weirdest dark eldar
compared to them the usual shenanigans are basically nothing
theyre expert flesh crafters and torturers and experiment on everything, even themselves
for example some have almost all their organs removed and carried on outside
Brother you tell them to literally apply peanut butter on a sandwich they will literally lacerate themselves five times before applying the peanut butter
For fun?
For fun
They'll lacerate themselves, then make a peanut butter out of you
Yeah
Does sliced bread still exist in the imperium of mankind
I wonder if they could eventually put some human peanut butter on sliced bread
Food waste is the ultimate evil
And they did it so you could call them that
Bread exists, sure.
Agri worlds produce grain. Civilised Worlds where you get to live in houses instead of hab-blocks exist.
Corpse Starch is for underhivers and rationing, real food is around and people get to eat grox burgers when there's not blockades and massive overpopulation and plague everywhere
But like, that's the boring part of the story before shit goes down and the plot begins in 40k.
Even the Guard has decent MREs
If you're eating corpse starch, you've run out of actual food.
Just bought the strombringer premium subscrpiton
...that said the protein blocks in the rations are like, homogenous slab blocks someone threw spices at.

tbf Slab doesn't sound like the worst thing to eat
like its disgusting super processed meat
thats the color grey
but like could be worse
so tofu
Nno
because tofu is soft
and usually smooth to go down
Slab is like not that soft
and its somewhat dry and chewy
Dry soy
lol
tbh to get an experience like eating slab
maybe like use some whey powder
and make a brick out of it
and stick some chunks of shredded beef jerky
its in the 42nd millennium now akshully and also because GW thought that 40k prolly sounded better back in the day
it is
Neat
Darktide takes place a bit after the Citrix malidictim opens
The huh?
I dunno anything bout that
The big red thing
Woah
I literally had no knowledge prior to playing Darktide

damn
I am stoopid
you got a long way to go
Yea

All I know is Space Marines are epic doods 
Boss Dilara being da big Boss 
lmfao damn it
Praise be!
Me when Disposal Unit (Imperium Mix) starts playing:
Ive been feeling groggy and tired allday and this gave me energy, i do not understand
The power of the Emperor I suppose
For the emperor!
Nah fo da war bozz
Fallen are the best faction don’t let anyone say otherwise
Someone needs to make an actual animated comp with Imp advance
Me but for Rejects Unite
Ngl I’m conflicted on getting an army
I have never painted a mini before nor have the space or tools to do so
But having an army for collection purposes would be neat
it's like how it's 2023 now, but we're in the 21st century
Because from 0-99 is technically the first century
then 100-199 is the 2nd and so on and so forth
Its fun, but expensive.
What I would def pay money for would be nice like 6-7” statue/figurines of prominent Warhammer characters
I did find this like 4” figure of Roubute Guilliman
Models are smaller than that generally, i think gw models are 1/18 scale maybe look at joytoy
$150 
Oh yeah xD
Like I want good figures for display that are bigger than the tabletop models
that I do not have to paint
as they would be painted already
ofc I could just buy a painted army but that would be no fun for my wallet
Look on ebay after nerfs
Deathguard?
Im a ultramarines fanboy soooo
XD i was indeed a boyscout
I bet you like iced water
I do i also like vanilla icecream too
Even in death i still serve!
Ok I’ll stop flooding this channel with images
*debt
Luckly ive not had to take out a loan yet
I’m not dumb enough to do so
Im certain there are people who do
Man, moments like this really make appreciate dilara as a mod
blud thinks he really serves the god emperor of mankind

I have come to the conclusion that I need a favorite loyalist group as well 
my fav traitors are deathgaurd
i just finished thousand sons, and im debating whether i want to pay 15 dollars for the next book
Dilara, thanks for being as nice as you are
and tolerating my slaaneshi ass
other mods arent like you
anyone know if shipmistress Brahm is a former rogue trader or still considered one if her family still have a warrant of trade?
I just found my saving Grace for Warhammer collections
For the most part


I’m not good at painting nor have the resources for it so it’d be a pain to get full armies
But I found figures that are just as cool imo
OH yeah Kill-Team is great if you want a cheap but not massive army option
What is a rogue trader?
Oh not that
figures can be a bit more expensive
Privateer in space
ah ok, thanks
I’m talking a brand called JoyToy that make like 1/18 model figures like this
ah I see
Downside is
honestly good choice 
oh 💀
welcome to warhammer
I’ve been looking
The fact that you can take off his helmet and he has a fully sculpted and painted face beneath it tho
Oh wait it’s actually different heads you can place on it
thnx, What's* the source?
Ingame files, one of our mods Janfon dug it up a few months ago
need to swing by his channel, haven't checked it in months. Hope the lad is still killin it
They actually have some Black Legion figures
Yeee its because they are the posterboys, so makes sense
Hes one of our mods Notfuegonasus
just busy with life stuff mostly but still makes content here and there
"You may address me as shipmistress, or mom" 👀
What are the lore implications of this
lore people
is the emperor a vegetable
like can he actually communicate or is it all a facade for the ecclesiarchy
Former
Actually both
Since there's probably hundreds of priests who yap about the Emperor speaking to them
Maybe thousands
Or more
right people are insisting he's cognizant because i guess he spoke to guilliman but who's to say guilliman isnt full of it
He can “communicate” psychically
It’s more like getting your brain blasted with commands, orders, visions
Ect.
But he isn’t really cognizant the way he used to be imo
It’s like talking to someone who’s had a stroke
It’s like talking to Stephen Hawking if when he spoke it was in your mind
He’s just sorta, there in the meat space
Like I said it's both
He can and does communicate, to Guilliman especially
But the Ecclesiarchy doubtless has priests that claim he speaks to them
Are there any standardization of PDF? Like basic criteria that needs to be filled or something?
can fight, have some semblance of rank structure
and thats about fucking it
PDFs are even more varried in quality lore wise
then guard regiments
Guard regiments are professional soldiers who are highly trained.
Unlike the memes the guard are pretty dam strong in pretty much everything
It's just if they are smart they see something they can't deal with they start calling artillery support in
If they are dumb because the book requires it they are normally just to proud to retreat
||ar least the commanders are||
PDF are basically the police and special forces and conscripted men and almost always worse than regular guardsmen
But if you live on a death world or cadia PDF are probably better trained than a lot of guard units
goes hard
So, even their weaponry don't have any standard? Like, do they all at least use Lasguns?
Isn't Artillery part of the Imperial Guard?
depends on the planet some PDF issue autoguns due to ease of manufacture if i recall correctly.
Yeah but I mean the guard are just better trained and experienced
How bad can the armament of PDF get? As far as I knew weapon capability-wise a barebones lasgun is as low-tier as it gets in 40k universe.
PDF depends upon the planet
Literal spears lol
like
pike and shot lol
I think autoguns for PDF are as bad as it gets honestly. Autoguns are considered worse due to needing to haul around ammunition as well as the mags for the ammo. Las weapons are preferred because they simplify logistics massively and despite the memes very powerful.
Why they seem bad in tabletop/ lore in some cases against more powerful units are because for example a space marine's armor mostly negates las weapons.
Idk if i count feudal world's defenses as PDF.
its still a PDF by technicality
to expand a little lasgun powerpacks can be recharged by leaving them in the sun or if you're willing to risk it keeping it near a campfire.
so if you can rotate out troops to backlines or rotate new powerpacks to the frontline and bring the drained ones to the backline you could in theory have unlimited ammunition for what is your standard issue weapon.
Now if we are talking las weapons. Las locks are the weapons the god emperor intended
funnily enough 40k is the only sci fi setting where i actually like the las/plasma weapons.
Mostly because they actually sound like weapons and not pew pew noises in most media i've seen depicting them.
Wish there were more depictions of guardsmen taking down space marines with las weapons
The only two I know of are in gaunts ghosts
And those were full power and 2 platoons worth of troopers
It's hard to do because their armor is designed in part to be very resistant to las weapons.
ceramite is no joke.
Gaunts ghosts also has some weird power scaling issues early on
but its very good
so I can't complain heh
Well after the 2nd one they toned it down to mostly human action
Vervunhive was really good
I finished only in death recently and the laslocks in that book were cool
To me they seemed like reverse engineered necron gauss weapons
laslocks honestly have such like
big differences between the shittiest ones
and the high quality ones
Aren't those Mitralock or something ?
these are the laser muskets of the imperium right
I'm a big fan of the laser musket from fallout so this is definitely going to be up my alley if they add it on the game
which means you instakill guys in flak lol
While normal laslocks have AP6 which I don't even think applies to anything
Ok, idk if I should ask here or or in book club, but I'm looking for a book that I thought was being advertised not too long ago, and the reason why I bought and read all the farsight books in order, I thought it was called War of Secrets, but upon looking that up I found something different, I thought the premise of the book was Commander Farsight being interrogated by an imperial inquisitor, idk if that exists or if I'm insane
I could have sworn I saw something about that
If a tyranid eats a necron will it get the necrons curse
No, but they can't really eat Necrons
@queen laurel https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/tzeentchian-faction-idea-neurox-ash-nomad-and-mutant-cult/85484
Previous one: Origin: Ash Waste Nomad fell to Chaos a long time ago, but while they fell they managed to remain unseen, now with the Hives in disarray, they want to pledge their worlds to the Changer of Way. Themes: This faction would hinge in part on the Ash Waste Nomads of Necromunda, on the Mutants rabbles and on Thralls from the Hives. ...
ay this is good
Next one is gonna be Slaanesh. That one will be more difficult
The only idea I currently have for Slaanesh is to have their lower units have painted clothes and skin. Like the Indian festival of Holli, but I feel like it would be somewhat offensive
maybe not, if you take inspiration from it
it shouldnt be offensive as long as your intention isn't mockery
It is a tight line though. Like Tzeentch it's sorta easy as its simply Tertian civilian who are puppetted by cultist.
Khorne it's just civilians who are whipped in a Frenzy by cultist.
But for Slaanesh I only have drugs but I don't know how to make it visible without being offensive
Have a dude wearing a bong gasmask
Have them be the richer well dressed citizens with bright garish colors
Like lime green scouts
@celest dome Here are some references, you gotta make them seductive, they dont need to look like junkies, they need to look like really prestigous strippers
So Like
"Damn boy i wanna rip that skin of yours"
"and feast on your flesh"
Remember, Atoma has a theatrical scene that's pretty renowned
You could use that for the idea, the cult consisting of excellent performers who constantly chase perfection
the psyker enforcer is pretty bougy huh
So where do pox hounds come from? Are they regular pet dogs that became infested or some special breed
Psyker Savant is nice to listen to
I like the actor they got for him
But I’m gonna be real honest with y’all
Fuck the one that keeps going on about “my beloved” or “You’re all in my dream”
They're probably bred and infected by the cult in some dedicated hound pens or something
The lower ones should look more like the used than the user though. Like the Poxwalker and the Groaner
They're either canids or mastifs infected by plagues, maybe even a special strain of weeping pox due to horns that grew on them
poxwalker is a nurgle thing
He was saying that as an example
and also groaners are nurgle

Yes but if they introduce new factions they would have (at least it would be nicer) if they introduce an analogue to them
Poxwalker for Dreg and Groaner for Scab
Right there was also that cosmetic that spoke of a carnival sector
I just started one discussion about adding Adeptus Mechanicus as class, now we debate about what exactly is Omnissiah. One says that its Emperor, other that its C'Tan.
Its not a C'tan nor the Emperor
a Man of Iron from Blackstone Fortress confirms this
The machine god is vashtor 
We dunno what it is exactly
@storm jungle hey, @celest dome Needs ideas for his slaanesh figures
The red robes are weird and esoteric
We know it's not the Void Dragon
We know it's not Emps
The End and the Death Part 2 may or may not imply it's actually the Dark King 
so i told him that they should be seductive more than anything
like really prestigious exotic dancers
There isn't much to say basically just be like the Hedonites from AoS but more sci-fi




