#40k-lore-chat

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keen stratus
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like

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are they allowed to fuck?

arctic talon
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yes

keen stratus
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or not cause you know

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slaanesh

arctic talon
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Why wouldn't they

keen stratus
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slaanesh

arctic talon
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Slaanesh doesn't prey on normal sex

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or like 95% of the sex people would have irl

celest dome
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Slaanesh isn't sex.
It's excess

arctic talon
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^

keen stratus
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but ok

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i get you

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i just realized

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excess rimes with sex

green loom
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Slaanesh is specifically excess

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So whatever you're doing has to be pretty bad

keen stratus
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oh look its the slaanesh guy

green loom
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Hi

dusk patrol
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Duh

jade holly
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Salamanders cause I like down to earth super soldiers and they seem cool, Imperial Fists because DEFENSE

warm tinsel
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I think that’s pretty cool

jade holly
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I think so

dusk patrol
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Sallies vary tbf

green loom
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Hardly the only ones, they vary, and also they still butcher like the worst of em

dusk patrol
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The memes aren’t totally accurate although it’s also just depictions vary

jade holly
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idk any other SM that doesn’t see humans as Inconvenience

dusk patrol
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Plenty

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They’re not monoliths

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Even Iron Hands who are huge cold unfeeling assholes have their moments

green loom
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The ones that actively hate them are typically outliers from what i remember

dusk patrol
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Some Ultramarines are really chill with humans

jade holly
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I like how Space Wolves are literally just Space Vikings or the White Scars or just Space Mongolians

dusk patrol
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Some are dicks

green loom
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Cato has a human therapist

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She's nice

dusk patrol
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But for Sallies it’s a mix of, some actually do care

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And some are just kinda following their idea of what Vulkan thought

green loom
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The Kyme novels have one that just hates them no?

dusk patrol
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It has no sincerity

dusk patrol
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Who follow the “code” of the salamanders without actually really buying into it

jade holly
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I heard of a guy that reminds me of Grimlock from Transformers called “Tyberos” or something like that?

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Is he used a lot?

green loom
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No

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He shows up in like one book I think

dusk patrol
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He’s mentioned a few times but barely shows up

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Community wanks him a lot

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Thinks he’s bigger than he is

storm jungle
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Most accurate statement

dusk patrol
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He’s cool

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But the community made him not cool

storm jungle
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Hes a terminator with claws

green loom
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He's still big also

storm jungle
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so yeah

green loom
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But like

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Normal big

storm jungle
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Its that one stupid fanart

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that people think is official

green loom
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We actually figured that that's about right

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A few weeks ago

dusk patrol
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He’s just a head taller

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As mentioned

green loom
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But the perspective is fucked

dusk patrol
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He’s big but he’s not like that much bigger

green loom
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And people have a horrible sense of scale

dusk patrol
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So I love this art

storm jungle
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yeah thats a fanart

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that for some reason

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40k wiki put on the site too

green loom
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see the thing is

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That's about right to his size

jade holly
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Ngl I think those gauntlets are overkill

dusk patrol
jade holly
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Fists, claws AND chainsaws?

green loom
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Maybe a little off the top

dusk patrol
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He’s tall but not that tall

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That’s like Dreadnought sized

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Also the server doesn’t block wanks

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But does block the singular version of that word lol

jade holly
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Is his color scheme accurate tho?

dusk patrol
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Fairly

storm jungle
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yes

jade holly
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damn now I know what he reminds me of Grimlock lmao

dusk patrol
storm jungle
green loom
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He's not Seydon sized, that's for sure smarf

dusk patrol
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This is his model

spare osprey
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ik a couple of the mods and just

dusk patrol
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We don’t talk about seydon

spare osprey
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yeesh

storm jungle
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ex-afghan vet

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total dickhead

dusk patrol
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All 40k wikis suck tbh

storm jungle
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nah

spare osprey
storm jungle
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lexicanum is great

spare osprey
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I know algrim

dusk patrol
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Lexi has a lot of issues too

spare osprey
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and his brother

storm jungle
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Same 💀

dusk patrol
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It’s better

storm jungle
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Lexi is still a lot better than the wiki

dusk patrol
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But it still sucks

storm jungle
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Eh nah not that much

jade holly
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How likely is it to have a playable Tech Priest in Darktide?

storm jungle
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Prob never

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too much work

jade holly
spare osprey
dusk patrol
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Maybe but uh

jade holly
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Is there anything that could be added as a class?

dusk patrol
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I don’t expect much from FS

spare osprey
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and has actual sourcing so i can check shit

dusk patrol
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Don’t exact anything

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So you’ll never be disappointed

green loom
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Maybe far down the line

storm jungle
spare osprey
green loom
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I already got what I wanted so everything else is just icing on top 3_

jade holly
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I mean I shouldn’t complain too much, Zealot is fun as hell

green loom
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Well

green loom
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Not everything

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I still don't have a beret for my vet

queen laurel
spare osprey
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then i'm content forever

jade holly
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Dual Chain axes

storm jungle
queen laurel
# storm jungle They are human so yes.

I guess i can use that as an explanation on how bulgur is alive, like his good enough to receive the treatments and serve a high ranking member of the imperium as a bodyguard

storm jungle
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Pretty much. Its not the most outlandish thing.

dusk patrol
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Nork almost certainly has

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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But we also don’t know how long they live anyways

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Could just have more longevity

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Realistically speaking probably shorter

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they suffer from gigantism and people with that IRL tend to not live very long

dusk patrol
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Using our logic yes

storm jungle
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I mean

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they are humans

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so it still applies

queen laurel
# storm jungle so it still applies

Yeah but with years of years evolution on the world is they live in i would expect the effects of gigantism to become normal growth at that point

storm jungle
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anyway but the case of the ogryns is also one where they have basically become a side-class of humans so they may have adapted to this condition

spare osprey
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plus ogryn is more or less a classification

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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I’m just saying it’s 40k so all that stuff doesn’t necessarily matter, plus there’s some other wacky stuff there

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Like DAoT tampering

storm jungle
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It kinda does tho

dusk patrol
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Realistically no human should be able to exist as they do

storm jungle
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authors still display humans as current humans are now

dusk patrol
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In such a short time either

spare osprey
storm jungle
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theres basically no genetic difference

queen laurel
storm jungle
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yeah those are abhumans

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and catachan is literally just

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"we have more muscle"

dusk patrol
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there’s actually a lot, it’s mentioned a few times that the dna from humans in 40k doenst match “our” dna from sources which have both

storm jungle
storm jungle
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because 40k is inconsistent

keen stratus
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isnt it that ogryns are basically cheaper versions of like another superhuman thats more hard to make? and thats why they have gigantism, stupidity and their brains deteriorate with time?

dusk patrol
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Yeah of course

dusk patrol
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They’re just born

versed ledge
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HOW?!

storm jungle
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and they dont detoriate, ogryns are kept stupid

keen stratus
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im getting confused then

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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They’re one of the most common abhuman in the Imperium though

keen stratus
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im confused with another race then

queen laurel
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They are just kept stupid because a smart ogryn is horrifying

versed ledge
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I rather not know the mating rituals of those...abhumans

dusk patrol
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They bang

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Like everyone else

storm jungle
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they literally have normal sex

queen laurel
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Imagine someone strong enough to drag around a tank end that person is smart and willing to defy your orders

dusk patrol
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There’s male and female ogryns

keen stratus
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wait, are there female ogryns?

dusk patrol
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We just don’t see many female ones

storm jungle
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YES

keen stratus
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like ogryn women?

storm jungle
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YES

dusk patrol
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They’re not sent into combat typically

storm jungle
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why is this weird to people

queen laurel
keen stratus
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oh ok

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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It’s not complicated

keen stratus
crystal forum
keen stratus
storm jungle
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my man learned his Ogryn lore from Saints Row 3

dusk patrol
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They’re even protective of normal humans because they resemble Ogryn kids

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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That’s where lil uns comes from

queen laurel
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Same with ogryns having sex

dusk patrol
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Idk why it’s even weird

versed ledge
dusk patrol
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Yeah they bang

queen laurel
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It's there we don't talk about it

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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We’re not 14

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Ugly people have sex Irl too

keen stratus
dusk patrol
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Plus some of these ogryns got better looks than half of us I bet lol

green loom
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kek

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Not untrue

storm jungle
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Least civilized Ogryn

dusk patrol
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Way better shape

queen laurel
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That is true

keen stratus
green loom
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I wish I had that Ogryn's jawline

keen stratus
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plus

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if youre stupid

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youre happy

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knowledge is pain

dusk patrol
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Chadgryn alternative origin: He was the winner of his planets “next top model” competition

green loom
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I am stupid and I'm most certainly not happy

keen stratus
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just think of the ogryns that get so happy to get rations

versed ledge
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Damn shame oggies can't shoot for shite

storm jungle
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I mean they can

keen stratus
queen laurel
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They are very capable of that

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With sufficient teaching

dusk patrol
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Volume of fire is better

spare osprey
queen laurel
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And even reloading which is often something they are attributed to not being able to do

dusk patrol
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Ogryns are simple when it comes to a lot of stuff

storm jungle
spare osprey
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mhm

dusk patrol
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But in combat they’re unironically geniuses

spare osprey
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honestly tho

dusk patrol
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To some degree

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They’re instinctively really really good at it

spare osprey
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Oleg and spider verse kingpin

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literal ogryns

versed ledge
storm jungle
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LEGIT

dusk patrol
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Just don’t ask them to count how many dudes they’ve killed

storm jungle
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Oleg is a really good example of an ogryn that could get smart ngl

jade holly
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Our Ogryns barely can count to 4

keen stratus
dusk patrol
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Ogryns are simple lads.

spare osprey
storm jungle
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LMAO

keen stratus
storm jungle
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man Kingping's poor wife 💀

crystal forum
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@storm jungle have you seen the in game description for the krieg gear? it says they're trench warfare specialists

jade holly
storm jungle
jade holly
crystal forum
storm jungle
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I mean no

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its marketing talk

crystal forum
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GW did let them write it

storm jungle
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because FS knows

keen stratus
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maybe shes bigger than him

spare osprey
storm jungle
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JESUS

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THAT POOR WOMAN

dusk patrol
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Her poor pelvis

crystal forum
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i feel like kingpin is super gentle in bed

spare osprey
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every bone broken for one kid

versed ledge
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Why not make ogryns smarter, provide SF training like drop trooper training?

dusk patrol
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Thank goodness the kid took after her

queen laurel
keen stratus
dusk patrol
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Mostly

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We see an Psyker Ogryn who is

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But it’s a rarity

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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They try with Bon’ead implants

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But it only does so much

crystal forum
storm jungle
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Yeah the moment an ogryn starts to think

dusk patrol
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And Ogryns work fine as they are

storm jungle
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they will realise

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they are literally slaves

versed ledge
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But dies all the same to a commissar's bolt pistol

storm jungle
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and a thinking/rational person is not what the Imperium wants

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Ogryns are manipulated to serve basically

queen laurel
versed ledge
storm jungle
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Same thing

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Ogryns are stronger and more useful

spare osprey
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ignorance is the shield of the righteous

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IMPERIUM YEAH

dusk patrol
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I don’t think they really care if Ogryns got a bit smarter because they’re in the same boat as everyone else still

queen laurel
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Yeah the imperium literally amplifies traits that benefits the empire the most

crystal forum
queen laurel
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Blind hatred and self-sacrifice no matter the cost

dusk patrol
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It’s not like the Imperium doesn’t manipulate or indoctrinate smart people

storm jungle
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I mean kinda

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most smart imperials know the imperium is shit

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but dont care because MONEEEEY

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AND PRIVELAGEEEE

versed ledge
crystal forum
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smart imperials know to keep their mouths shut

dusk patrol
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There’s a level of

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Not really knowing different

versed ledge
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And join chaos

dusk patrol
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It’s like Catatchans

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They don’t think Catachan sucks

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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Cause it’s their whole life

storm jungle
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Yeah but thats a shitty jungle planet

spare osprey
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fuckin nobles

dusk patrol
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They’re used to to

storm jungle
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not a fascist roman nazi empire

versed ledge
crystal forum
dusk patrol
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I mean it’s all the same is my point, if they don’t see anything different they’re not gonna want better

storm jungle
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Kinda depends

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every person is different

dusk patrol
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There’s no alternative in their minds

storm jungle
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the Imperium has turncoats every second

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even commissars as per blackstone fortress

versed ledge
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I wonder why

storm jungle
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LMAO

dusk patrol
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Yeah plenty of people fall

storm jungle
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yeah i wonder staregryn

dusk patrol
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And turn and whatever

storm jungle
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Theres a reason the "best" thing you can be is just a rogue trader

dusk patrol
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But my point being people apply our mindset to people born in these conditions too much

queen laurel
storm jungle
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I mean because the authors want us to do that

versed ledge
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Or join tau

storm jungle
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the Imperium is miserable

crystal forum
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most people want to kill you and take your place as a rogue trader

dusk patrol
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They’re not thinking “wow I don’t have any democratic rights”

spare osprey
storm jungle
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its not suppose to be a normal "its just how it is" thing

versed ledge
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At least Tau seems more reasonable and bearable

dusk patrol
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Nah they’re just less evil

storm jungle
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Abnett doesnt expect us to say "Oh this is understandable" when talking about a literal imperial concentration camp

dusk patrol
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There’s a lot of Imperials just not noticing it though

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Especially in crime

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It’s mundane to them

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It’s just the world

queen laurel
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I mean sure they might treat you well but you know kind of a dick move

green loom
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"We sure showed those savages"
Servitor rolls up with three glasses of wine

crystal forum
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yeah trying to rationalize the imperium is like going to a death metal concert and thinking about how a hellscape on earth would be beneficial to the human race or something

storm jungle
versed ledge
storm jungle
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you love to see it

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Obviously we the readers see it and know how awful it is, but for them it’s Tuesday

crystal forum
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usually when writers introduce a planet with good living standards it's just to elevate the importance of how shitty it becomes after a war

green loom
storm jungle
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Lmao

dusk patrol
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Abnett at least shows some worlds which seem not totally shit all the time

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They’re still all awful by our standards

storm jungle
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I mean yeah but it doesnt change much

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a bad world is still bad

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the Imperium is not suppose to be a "good" place to live in

versed ledge
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Or the writer misses the imperial grim derp completely and makes it a completely different universe with minor 40k references cough.cough oubliette

dusk patrol
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It’s like how the Tau are “better”

keen stratus
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ok i have to ask

spare osprey
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there's some art out there of caliban pre and post imperium. it's interesting to see that change. think it's by tazmar

dusk patrol
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But they’re still a brutal totalitarian regime who torture kids, experiment on their own people, and crush all dissent

keen stratus
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what are exactly the tau

dusk patrol
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And are a caste system

keen stratus
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cause ive heard a lot of them but i dont know what they are

dusk patrol
versed ledge
storm jungle
# keen stratus what are exactly the tau

The T'au[15] (or Tau) are a young race of technologically-oriented beings from the Eastern Fringe and the dominant species of the Tau Empire.[1a]
T'au, the Tau home planet, was discovered in 789.M35 by the Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator Fleet ship Land's Vision. Adeptus Mechanicus records indicate that at that time, the Tau species had mastered ...

dusk patrol
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It’s a long long subject

storm jungle
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Read this.

crystal forum
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i actually like when we see a "good" world. it shows that some planets are less shitty but they're inevitably going to be invaded by something

dusk patrol
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It’s like asking “what is the Imperium”

tepid plover
dusk patrol
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Too broad a question

green loom
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I like how people bring up "Brainwashed" as a gotcha for the tau despite them being brainwashed in the same way most imperials are KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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Yeah the community makes the mistake of thinking because the Tau are better than the Imperium on average they’re good

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They’re not

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They’re still evil as fuck

storm jungle
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They are still a better alternative so its even funnier

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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No one is good in 40k

versed ledge
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But not as evil

keen stratus
queen laurel
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Wasn't there an ethereal that literally cut an ork half in melee

tepid plover
dusk patrol
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I’d rather always avoid meme lore

queen laurel
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Like literally just split into 2 pieces

versed ledge
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"is there a good guy in 40k"
Sure....

crystal forum
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Tau are blue aliens that work with a caste system that chooses what your job will be for your entire life. They barely understand chaos and they're very new to the galactic stage

keen stratus
arctic talon
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Tau more so are the least evil and most realistic evil of the setting

arctic talon
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Like I could see the tau being a nation irl in the near future lol

green loom
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I love tau naivete

dusk patrol
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Yeah they’re a good alternative for most

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Still evil as fuck

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Very uh relatable

tepid plover
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Tau are the closest to morally good as 40k can be, but they still have problems

crystal forum
versed ledge
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Tau are more of "mandatory happiness" despite one's station in life

dusk patrol
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The closest to morally good in 40k is the small scale stuff

arctic talon
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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Normal dudes and people

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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Tau on a micro scale can be good

versed ledge
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It's not that bad, but to our more western sensibilities, it can be seen as hellish

dusk patrol
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A lot of factions can

keen stratus
dusk patrol
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But the macro is where it always falls apart

crystal forum
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like the imperium definitely doesn't let citizens become rich but at least if you're devious enough you can backstab your way to a good place

arctic talon
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Shame they’re stuck within their system

dusk patrol
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It’s just like

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Squads of guardsmen

arctic talon
versed ledge
dusk patrol
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Helping eachother out

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Families

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People just tryin to survive

green loom
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I forget, Auxiliary worlds in the tau empire are generally left to their own devices with a tau presence, right?

crystal forum
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yeah it's ironic that the vast majority of the people in 40k just want to live by

versed ledge
arctic talon
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Right

crystal forum
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goes to show how bad it was to let the fate of the imperium rest in the hands of warriors

green loom
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That's a fire warrior bodyguard

versed ledge
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The finest of the fire caste

dusk patrol
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So much as how it happened

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Also the Imperium isn’t really ruled by warriors

arctic talon
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Just psychopaths

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Heh

dusk patrol
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Guilliman is the only real example

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And some high lords

crystal forum
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im talking about primarchs and astartes during the end of the great crusades

spare osprey
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trust em with my life

dusk patrol
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Yeah but they didn’t rule it even

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They just led the GC

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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And only parts of that even

spare osprey
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there was a whole terran council

dusk patrol
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The Heresy was partially over Horus wanting to rule

versed ledge
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Do you guys think tech priests would make great IT workers?

spare osprey
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joint effort

keen stratus
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i love how the purity seals dont mean shit

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like

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i saw a lot of chaos using those seals

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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That’s their whole deal

queen laurel
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Oh yeah this guy, aun'shi

The tau ethereal that cut an ork in two

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With a ritual weapon

dusk patrol
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But with less incense

versed ledge
arctic talon
jade holly
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So I’m looking up the Thousand Sons (Suns?) right now and….. why are they lead by Radahn from Elden Ring KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
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Tech priests do fix stuff and do their job

crystal forum
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have you tried appeasing the machine spirit

dusk patrol
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Also frankly

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My input doesn’t matter much

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If it gets fixed

jade holly
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On the topic of tech priests what is the Omnissiah?

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Is that just another name for the Emperor?

dusk patrol
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Uh

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Sorta

crystal forum
keen stratus
dusk patrol
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No that’s the official line

queen laurel
jade holly
dusk patrol
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The truth is he ain’t

green loom
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Varies, but Admech jesus/emps generally iirc?

arctic talon
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Yeah admech Jesus

versed ledge
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Uh... I'm not sure, is the omnissiah really the bemperor

keen stratus
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i mean the thing is

dusk patrol
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They have a Trinity

keen stratus
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even if its not the emperor

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they are with the empire so

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Omnissiah, Motive Force and Machine God I believe

keen stratus
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and that also makes the empire hipocrytes

jade holly
dusk patrol
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Anyways some Ad Mech are aware the Emperor isn’t the Omnissiah

jade holly
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Or hate them for having their own robot gods

dusk patrol
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But they’re not gonna bring it up

keen stratus
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why do they ally with the mechanicous if they dont go emperor

crystal forum
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the omnissiah existed before mars met the emperor

dusk patrol
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Because the Imperium needs the Ad Mech and vice versa

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Civil wars don’t help anyone

keen stratus
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funny

dusk patrol
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But yeah he’s likely not but he’s taken that role in their beliefs

jade holly
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Ok I already like the Thousand Sons, they’re inspired by Egypt

queen laurel
keen stratus
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cause that demonstrates how the imperium cant even hold themselves

versed ledge
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In a Crux the Imperium and mechanicus are two idiots trying to survive

dusk patrol
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It’s more an example of realpolitik in 40k

spare osprey
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it's all something

keen stratus
dusk patrol
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At the end of the day there’s some dudes smart enough to not kick the hornets nest

crystal forum
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the mechanicus control literally every industrial sector of the imperium. if they go to war the imperium is fucked

arctic talon
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^

queen laurel
arctic talon
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A full blown Civil war between the 2 would literally cripple both

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Forever

spare osprey
arctic talon
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The mechanicus is also super ununified

dusk patrol
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They need eachother badly

spare osprey
queen laurel
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Also i'm going to add this techmarines learn the things they do from the mechanicus so even space marines would get absolutely crippled without the help of their tech brother

dusk patrol
#

Without eachother they fall

arctic talon
#

The forge worlds mostly hate each other

#

Very few are friends

#

Just “tolerable”

crystal forum
# dusk patrol Both are

mechanicus doesn't even have a long term goal is the thing. they'd be fine just producing shit for no reason forever or until xenos kill them

arctic talon
#

Their long term goal is still human supremacy tbf

dusk patrol
#

Also like

arctic talon
#

After the great crusade

dusk patrol
#

Forgeworlds don’t share goals

crystal forum
#

that's true

dusk patrol
#

They’re not monolithic

#

Ryza just loves plasma

crystal forum
#

i just think the mechanicus has slightly more chances at surviving a bit after a civil war

dusk patrol
#

Mars and Lucius are more playing against one another for political power

#

And then there’s thousands of factions within each

#

There’s probably a “actually Meltas are more based” faction on Ryza

arctic talon
versed ledge
#

Question is, who has the better production capabilities?

green loom
#

Me

spare osprey
crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

Mars overall probably

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

But they make different things

versed ledge
#

Yes

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Depends

crystal forum
#

mechanicus obviously

dusk patrol
#

Forge worlds make more advanced stuff

queen laurel
#

It will absolutely cripple their equipment

dusk patrol
#

Imperium stuff is more mass produced things

#

Simpler stuff

arctic talon
#

The admech make a lot more overall technically

#

Since they own most factories

crystal forum
spare osprey
#

DA gonna be fine tho so fuck everyone else

#

1st legion keep on winning

dusk patrol
#

Plates

#

Pans

#

Basic stuff

#

Forgeworlds make a lot

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

But the Imperium does too

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

Forgeworlds make the more advanced stuff

#

And some lower tech

arctic talon
#

I doubt a forge world is gona be making an order of 100,000 copper pans

green loom
#

Only the larger planets aren't self sustaining iirc

arctic talon
#

As funny as that would be

crystal forum
#

but even then i'm sure those local industries are monitored by mechanicus adepts

versed ledge
#

Or there's a forge world dedicated for the imperial version of Walmart

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

I am Arch Magos Skellian

“What do you make venerable Magos?”

Pans. Sometimes pots.

crystal forum
#

like all the boring office shit

green loom
#

Sounds like an Imperial Armour style thing

arctic talon
#

Would be fun

#

I love the benign or small scale stuff in 40K

#

A ton

queen laurel
#

The watchers in the dark on my favorite aspects of the dark angels second only to their terminator company the deathwing

spare osprey
#

oh yeah Watchers are great

#

don't know tf is going on with em

#

but they're great

crystal forum
#

they're jawas

dusk patrol
#

WUTINI

crystal forum
#

except less romanian

spare osprey
queen laurel
spare osprey
#

like that council with the last old one on it

#

and that eldrad was on

#

had multiple Watcher members

arctic talon
#

I love how weird watchers are

crystal forum
#

mfw im a new dark angel recruit and this little hooded guy tries selling me outdated drones

dusk patrol
#

Ẽ̷̐l̵̝̒d̵̓͘ṙ̸̕í̵͑t̷́̑c̵͑h Unknowab̸̀̚l̸̛͝ĕ̵ Jawas

queen laurel
spare osprey
#

weird mofos

crystal forum
#

dark angels love their mysteries

arctic talon
spare osprey
#

and the whole fact that they're not even from the warp

#

just their own dimension

dusk patrol
#

We don’t really know their deal much

crystal forum
#

i like how oversized their robes are

arctic talon
#

I love how the dark angels just spread rumors about how the watchers make people who mess with them disappear

crystal forum
#

like they can't even get a proper tailor

arctic talon
#

To initiates and scouts

spare osprey
#

sorta kinda

arctic talon
#

Drip or drown

spare osprey
#

where it's literally just him as a boy

versed ledge
#

Why even have those tiny jawas

arctic talon
#

They’re just around

#

Is the answer

spare osprey
versed ledge
#

They serve no practical purpose

arctic talon
#

And they’re helpful

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Pretty useful lol

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

And they’re immune to harm

#

You can’t shoot them

spare osprey
#

they can shoot you tho

versed ledge
#

What will happen if you do?

arctic talon
#

And rumors abound that messing with them ends with you vanishing

spare osprey
crystal forum
arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

They protect the rock too

#

They just disappear

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

Anyone who messes with them

arctic talon
#

Unironically it’s like taught to initiates to not mess with the watchers

green loom
#

Maybe it was their plan to let the rock get attacked 3 times in a row smarf

dusk patrol
#

Serfs, marines, whoever

arctic talon
#

I don’t think they have true pre cognition

#

Do they

spare osprey
versed ledge
#

Can they be commanded?

spare osprey
versed ledge
#

Send them to do wet work

spare osprey
#

they're their own beings

green loom
#

They sorta just stick around

arctic talon
green loom
#

They also may or may not brainwash you smarf

arctic talon
#

They also only follow around people they like

#

Or important people

crystal forum
#

they're literally cats

versed ledge
#

So they're cats then

arctic talon
#

And there’s a fuck ton of them wandering around the librarius lol

spare osprey
arctic talon
spare osprey
versed ledge
#

😺

spare osprey
#

just up and teleported him to mirror caliban

#

where the emps was chilling on a boat

arctic talon
#

I honestly love how weird they are

#

And the fact they just are small guys in robes aesthetically

spare osprey
#

yup

versed ledge
#

On a random note, why is the imperium so vehemently against the existence of ghosts

arctic talon
#

I wonder if it’s always the same watchers accompanying the Lion

spare osprey
#

i still need to read arks of omen lion

#

in son of the forest it's less clear

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

They just kinda hang around

#

Theres some elements of them affecting the battlefield they’re on but it’s not obvious stuff

#

It’s more like, their presence helps whoever they’re following

#

Luck factor basically

versed ledge
#

Been listening to two different audiobooks and dramas, and it seems that the imps are against the existence of ghosts (or warp geists) despite the hellish fact being in front of them

dusk patrol
#

Lots of carrying swords

#

Or helmets

arctic talon
#

Because if it is then that explains it

#

If not then that’s sorta weird

spare osprey
green loom
#

ITS BACK

arctic niche
storm jungle
green loom
#

She must live where I live

storm jungle
rapid prism
#

Wyrmwood is the nurgle chasing her and she doesn't know it yet

median marsh
#

Rannick keeps leaving her on read

storm jungle
#

you joke but thats probably literally the case

median marsh
#

i want my demons already

storm jungle
#

you get your beast of nurgle

#

be content staregryn

green loom
#

Rannick was probably like

median marsh
#

i want more >:C

rapid prism
#

Maybe rannick is a traitor in disguise?!?!?!

green loom
#

"OH, whelp, she's dead"

#

And keeps being confused about her still being alive

median marsh
#

in all honesty, i start to feel that Wyrmwood has perished long ago

rapid prism
rapid prism
median marsh
#

Chaos Spawn isnt a demon technically, Daemonhost is a shell for a demon, the only true daemon ingame atm is Beast of Nurgle

storm jungle
versed ledge
median marsh
#

a Chaos Spawn is what happens if you are:
A) Too weak to handle chaos blessings
B) Royally Fucked up
C) got exposed to extreme amounts of warp corruption

rapid prism
#

Gimme a great unclean one which just insta whipes the party when it shows up

median marsh
#

its speculated and basically hinted at that one is sitting deep in the hive

#

we are fighting his tendrils

storm jungle
#

the Great Unclean Ones are us

#

the discord mods

median marsh
#

Great clean one is the most cursed thing ive witnessed

arctic talon
#

A great unclean one would mean the planet is pretty fucked

rapid prism
rapid prism
median marsh
#

oh no

rapid prism
#

What would that even be

median marsh
#

ill post it in memes just to be safe and ping you

rapid prism
#

Should I be affraid

green loom
#

I think Dilara knows what it looks like smarf

median marsh
#

its in memes

storm jungle
#

yeah you can just post it here

#

we dont mind

green loom
#

She's lying, we'll lynch you

median marsh
#

oh well shit, i will curse this place too

arctic talon
storm jungle
rapid prism
#

Today is a bad day to have eyes

arctic talon
#

Lol

green loom
arctic talon
#

Tbf we killed him

#

And the first thing he sees when he wakes up is the person that killed him

median marsh
#

on topic of vox cast, gotta feel bad for Wyrmwood

arctic talon
#

She’s not having a good time

rapid prism
#

She really needs some help

median marsh
#

she has survived gods know how long while the traitor guard slaughters everyone and a cult tries to bring in the garden of nurgle it seems like

rapid prism
#

Stupid idea!

8 man giga mission to save wyrmwood

median marsh
#

according to one of veteran lines i have a feeling that this all took root in the upper spires

#

something about nobles wanting to get rid of the planetary governor

rapid prism
#

Oh so nothing about teeth falling out amd laughing then XD

median marsh
#

which isnt that unusual for imperial nobility, constant power games

rapid prism
#

Honestly slightly shocked there isn't an imperial Knight anywhere in tertium

green loom
#

Why would there be

arctic talon
green loom
#

Until reecently it wasn't a front

median marsh
#

no reason for it to be present in the hive city

arctic talon
#

^

green loom
#

Especially with a warzone right next door

rapid prism
#

Look I don't know enough about the lore to know when or why they appear

#

It would just be cool

green loom
#

They'd just frollick over there, instead of wasting their time with a "Minor insurrection"

arctic talon
#

There also isn’t enough of a like

#

Reason to show up

#

There’s no glory to be won

median marsh
#

theres not much use for em in the extreme tightness of the hive too

rapid prism
#

True

#

Idk it's about time for a little bit of power creep in my opinion is all

arctic talon
#

I wouldn’t mind a plague bearer as a stronger crusher equivalent

rapid prism
#

And hopefully whenever a new class gets added it's something a bit stronger than the average imperium member

arctic talon
#

Nah

median marsh
#

there is a plague bearer skull in hab dreiko and i do believe theyre on verge of breaking into tertium, if Wyrmwood is to be believed

arctic talon
#

I like the low down vibe

rapid prism
#

True

#

But having an eversor assasin show up and tear things apart would be fun

arctic talon
#

Besides most of the PC is above average from a class perspective

old junco
median marsh
#

tbh we have a pretty strong Psyker, Ogryns and Militarum veteran who are all pretty above average

arctic talon
median marsh
#

Zealot is pretty strong too

arctic talon
#

Yeah

rapid prism
arctic talon
#

An eversor would effortlessly slaughter like

#

Almost everything in the game

old junco
#

lmfao just let us play as an apothecary marine lmao

rapid prism
#

Compared to the rest of the classes zealot is really weak lore wise

arctic talon
#

The beast of nurgle is really weird for us to be fighting since that thing should be melting us alive

#

The moment we touch it lol

median marsh
#

so would Plague Ogryn tbh

arctic talon
#

Plague ogryn would be like

#

Horrific vomiting

#

And sickness

median marsh
#

its the case of GW being stupid with descriptions

arctic talon
#

Beast of nurgle is our flesh is rotting off our bones

old junco
#

think they'd ever toss in a chaos marine as a boss?

median marsh
#

"its mere touch will make you turn to goop"

arctic talon
#

Tbh

rapid prism
#

Logically we should be shitting out our mouths and vomiting out our asses for even being on a nurgle corrupted planet

arctic talon
#

The attacks should hurt way more I guess

#

Is what I mean about the beast of nurgle

arctic talon
#

Yet

median marsh
#

its not fully corrupted yet but we do hang around some ultra corrupted chunks

arctic talon
#

The vet has a rebreather for a reason

#

The zealot and ogryn are just built different

rapid prism
#

Why the rejects aren't atleast given faces masks I do not know

arctic talon
#

Psyker is a psyker

green loom
#

You simply believe it away

arctic talon
#

By level 30 we’re slightly less disposable

median marsh
#

we are supposed to be the grinder fodder, at level 30 youve proven yourself to be more useful and given a full membership

rapid prism
#

No I mean like modern day disposable face masks like the ones we had during covid

median marsh
#

people on the ship start respecting you too

arctic talon
#

Because disposable

#

You get deployed in prison rags

#

Lol

median marsh
#

the thing about Nurgle, his plagues arent just Physical, theyre spiritual too

arctic talon
#

Yeah

median marsh
#

for example the weeping plague which only went away if Roboutte Guiliman was present

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

There’s also the plague of disbelief

old junco
rapid prism
#

I will still say even if zealot are my favourite class both lore and in game play to an extent (even if this has been fixed in the latest patch) they feel really underwhelming compared to the vet psyker and ogryn

arctic talon
#

Which turns you into a plague zombie eventually

arctic talon
median marsh
#

we for example are dealing with Walking Pox, which is slightly different than the zombie plague

old junco
#

so i have one silly question about tyranids

arctic talon
#

Shoot

median marsh
#

no such thing as silly questions

old junco
#

what would happen if one of them ate a primarch and took their genes for the hive fleet?

green loom
#

Nothing

rapid prism
median marsh
#

its speculated that nids have access to space marine genetics already

#

in form of Tyrant Guard

green loom
#

It doesn't matter

arctic talon
#

And it wouldn’t matter

#

Yeah

green loom
#

Nids can adapt regardless

arctic talon
#

^

green loom
#

It's probably less the factor of eating marines, than it is them adapting forms specifically to eat marines

rapid prism
#

Also the odds of GW letting a primarch die to the tyranids is incredibly low

median marsh
#

Nids barely won the thing we had a while back

arctic talon
#

tyrant guards prove that big shoulders are part of marine genetics

green loom
#

That was rigged KEKW_ogryn

median marsh
#

(and still gave space marines new models lmao)

green loom
#

Like

#

It was blatantly rigged lol

median marsh
#

i feel like GW sorta wrote themselves into a corner with tyranids

rapid prism
#

That's why I want to make a marine army

||Get a damn new set of models every other month||

green loom
old junco
#

im crying still trying to paint my thousand sons

arctic talon
rapid prism
#

Eh I still need to decide on a colour scheme for the marines I'm getting

old junco
#

angerycry_s magnus model hurts my hands

arctic talon
#

It was just who was getting revealed first

spare osprey
#

no sympathy

median marsh
#

people got really..happy with the neurolictor

arctic talon
median marsh
#

you wouldnt put thighighs on a tyranid would you

rapid prism
rapid prism
old junco
#

i'd rather spend a month painting chaos knights than paint my t sons

#

but since im here, what are ya'lls fave chapter for marines

rapid prism
#

From table top or lore perspective?

old junco
#

both PogEyes

green loom
#

Jk

old junco
#

moreso lore

green loom
#

I like most of the.

arctic talon
old junco
#

i fuck with charcharadons

median marsh
#

Salamanders for Loyalist
Death Guard for Traitor

rapid prism
#

Lore: salamanders cause big friendly war criminals

Colour scheme: white scars cause white looks cool

Table top: IDK haven't played a proper match yet

#

Traitor wise death guard cause PAPA NURGLE

green loom
#

You will suffer in much pain for that second choice

median marsh
#

bold of you to assume i am not already in constant pain from being alive

old junco
#

also i enjoy the two spectrums of sororitas

green loom
#

The white will damn you

median marsh
arctic talon
#

Favorite traitor war band is prolly The Cleaved

#

I like their color scheme

old junco
#

purge in fire and oh everything will be ok mr guardsman

arctic talon
#

The dirty white is very nice

green loom
#

That's why I draw stupid characters 3_

median marsh
#

ooh, thats neat

#

tfw i havent drawn in one eternity, art block is a b i t c h

old junco
#

OUGH I WANNA POST MY DEFILER IN THE MINI CHAT

arctic talon
#

Post it in here

rapid prism
#

I have so many ideas I want to get out but can't because 2 dimensions confuse me to no end

median marsh
#

all it takes is sitting down and just..doing it, it doesnt matter if it looks bad

median marsh
#

its mainly just tons of practice

#

lemme dig out one of my things

#

i believe in thee

old junco
#

i also have a couple painted terminators

median marsh
#

its not good but its mine

#

thats all that matters in art

old junco
#

i got some old ass minis tho, i got them heavy ass metal ones

median marsh
#

the ancient ones

old junco
#

i got metal dreadnoughts wheeze

#

not painted though angerycry_s

median marsh
#

the hardest part of owning miniatures is painting them

old junco
#

lemme dig out the term squad tho cause they look preem

keen stratus
#

its always nice to see how people interprets chaos gods

median marsh
#

i will pose for you too

green loom
keen stratus
keen stratus
median marsh
#

i am all and nothing at once

old junco
#

oh i also have solid metal chaos devastators wheeze

median marsh
#

Slaanesh doesnt have to be all about lewd really

keen stratus
old junco
#

honestly

keen stratus
green loom
old junco
#

slaanesh is just a cool chaos god

#

love the lore behind them

#

and also cause im a little down bad for emperors children

keen stratus
#

This is what i mean with androginous

median marsh
#

the best part about chaos gods is that theres technically no solid form for em. we have some descriptions, like Nurgle being a mountain of flesh, khorne having a face of a snarling dog but their form isnt concrete

keen stratus
median marsh
#

Tzeentch you can just go wild

#

you can draw a lump, call it tzeentch and you will be correct anyway

urban spire
old junco
#

slaanesh being a depiction of pure debauchery and pleasure and uh

keen stratus
urban spire
#

meru huh

storm jungle
#

this is coomer

keen stratus
#

oh ok

green loom
old junco
arctic talon
median marsh
#

love meru

urban spire
#

warhammer fantasy lore of tzeentch is different frm 40k

arctic talon
#

It’s very much feminine

green loom
#

It's an interpretation ig, though the chaos realms are a lot more possible there

urban spire
#

in warhammer fantasy, tzeentch used to be the most powerful god, until the other gods grouped up and shattered him

storm jungle
#

Androgynous is basically people like this

median marsh
storm jungle
#

theres more examples obviously but ye

green loom
#

I prefer hermaphrodite Slaanesh

median marsh
keen stratus
#

This is the most accepted tzeentch

green loom
#

AI fulgrim frowncat

storm jungle
#

AIgrim

green loom
#

Like the Lexi admin

storm jungle
#

He killed Ferrus because he told ihm not to use AI art

old junco
storm jungle
#

he didnt listen

keen stratus
# storm jungle He killed Ferrus because he told ihm not to use AI art

Fulgrim would like to assure you all that there's nothing gay making sweet love to a Slaanesh Daemonette or feeding N'Kari grapes. Unlike Norm Macdonald, he is NOT deeply closeted. He's as straight as an arrow!

Art credits!
Thumbnail art by Doctor-Dredd
https://www.deviantart.com/doctor-dredd/art/FulgrimHDNHS2-934960847

Fulgrim vs Ferrus art b...

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median marsh
#

mods dont kill me this is an old depiction of Slaanesh

green loom
#

Dilara have you seen the guy on Twitter bragging about how his "AI art skills" have improved over 6 months KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

Lmao i have