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yes
Why wouldn't they
slaanesh
Slaanesh isn't sex.
It's excess
^
your overstimating people
but ok
i get you
i just realized
excess rimes with sex
oh look its the slaanesh guy
Hi
Slaneesh is when you touch your peepee or touch someone else’s pee pee
Duh
Salamanders cause I like down to earth super soldiers and they seem cool, Imperial Fists because DEFENSE
Salamanders are also the only ones that care about normal humans right
I think that’s pretty cool
I think so
Sallies vary tbf
Hardly the only ones, they vary, and also they still butcher like the worst of em
The memes aren’t totally accurate although it’s also just depictions vary
idk any other SM that doesn’t see humans as Inconvenience
Plenty
They’re not monoliths
Even Iron Hands who are huge cold unfeeling assholes have their moments
The ones that actively hate them are typically outliers from what i remember
Some Ultramarines are really chill with humans
I like how Space Wolves are literally just Space Vikings or the White Scars or just Space Mongolians
Some are dicks
But for Sallies it’s a mix of, some actually do care
And some are just kinda following their idea of what Vulkan thought
The Kyme novels have one that just hates them no?
It has no sincerity
lol understandable
Yeah there’s several who are huge assholes
Who follow the “code” of the salamanders without actually really buying into it
I heard of a guy that reminds me of Grimlock from Transformers called “Tyberos” or something like that?
Is he used a lot?
He’s mentioned a few times but barely shows up
Community wanks him a lot
Thinks he’s bigger than he is
Most accurate statement
Hes a terminator with claws
He's still big also
so yeah
But the perspective is fucked
He’s big but he’s not like that much bigger
And people have a horrible sense of scale
So I love this art
Ngl I think those gauntlets are overkill
Its not
Fists, claws AND chainsaws?
Maybe a little off the top
He’s tall but not that tall
That’s like Dreadnought sized
Also the server doesn’t block wanks
But does block the singular version of that word lol
Is his color scheme accurate tho?
Fairly
yes
damn now I know what he reminds me of Grimlock lmao
He's not Seydon sized, that's for sure 
This is his model
trust me the 40k wiki is a mess
ik a couple of the mods and just
We don’t talk about seydon
yeesh
You should see the twat that leads it, Algrim
ex-afghan vet
total dickhead
All 40k wikis suck tbh
trust me
lexicanum is great
I know algrim
Lexi has a lot of issues too
and his brother
Same 💀
It’s better
Lexi is still a lot better than the wiki
But it still sucks
Eh nah not that much
How likely is it to have a playable Tech Priest in Darktide?

i quite like lexi. delves into more small stuff
Maybe but uh
Is there anything that could be added as a class?
I don’t expect much from FS
and has actual sourcing so i can check shit
Maybe far down the line
Imperial Guard/Psyker/Zealot/Ogryn focused stuff only atm
more likely than a felinid
I already got what I wanted so everything else is just icing on top 
I mean I shouldn’t complain too much, Zealot is fun as hell
Well
only thing i want
Hey dilara, can an ogryn receive rejuvenation treatments
Dual Chain axes
They are human so yes.
I guess i can use that as an explanation on how bulgur is alive, like his good enough to receive the treatments and serve a high ranking member of the imperium as a bodyguard
Pretty much. Its not the most outlandish thing.
Nork almost certainly has
Yeah not as outlandish as a guy who's literally dying strap to terminator and has a god killing sword
Ogryn life expectancy is very predictable
Realistically speaking probably shorter
they suffer from gigantism and people with that IRL tend to not live very long
Using our logic yes
Yeah but with years of years evolution on the world is they live in i would expect the effects of gigantism to become normal growth at that point
anyway but the case of the ogryns is also one where they have basically become a side-class of humans so they may have adapted to this condition
plus ogryn is more or less a classification
Yeah, they literally evolved and became a specialized offshoot
I’m just saying it’s 40k so all that stuff doesn’t necessarily matter, plus there’s some other wacky stuff there
Like DAoT tampering
It kinda does tho
Realistically no human should be able to exist as they do
authors still display humans as current humans are now
In such a short time either
you have (or had i've yet to really hear about em recently) some who are just bigger people. none of the stunted brain and all
theres basically no genetic difference
Yeah but these humans that they display have special perks because this is warhammer remember the people in catachan
there’s actually a lot, it’s mentioned a few times that the dna from humans in 40k doenst match “our” dna from sources which have both

and about as many cases where this is ignored and they are just normal
because 40k is inconsistent
isnt it that ogryns are basically cheaper versions of like another superhuman thats more hard to make? and thats why they have gigantism, stupidity and their brains deteriorate with time?
Yeah of course
They don’t make them
They’re just born
Ogryns are born
HOW?!
and they dont detoriate, ogryns are kept stupid
im getting confused then
Ogryns don't have deteriorating brains what do you mean
They’re one of the most common abhuman in the Imperium though
im confused with another race then
They are just kept stupid because a smart ogryn is horrifying
I rather not know the mating rituals of those...abhumans
Imagine someone strong enough to drag around a tank end that person is smart and willing to defy your orders
There’s male and female ogryns
wait, are there female ogryns?
We just don’t see many female ones
YES
like ogryn women?
YES
They’re not sent into combat typically
why is this weird to people
That explains the earthquake next room
oh ok
how else do you think the reproduce
It’s not complicated
tubes
they're naturally born
cause in warhammer everythings possible
my man learned his Ogryn lore from Saints Row 3
They’re even protective of normal humans because they resemble Ogryn kids
Again it's like in the pokemon universe pokemon are eaten we just don't talk about it
That’s where lil uns comes from
Same with ogryns having sex
Idk why it’s even weird
That's pretty wholesome
Yeah they bang
It's there we don't talk about it
mfw a pokemon war canonically happened
theres a pokemon, thats a beetroof, that people drinks its sweat cause its sweet
Plus some of these ogryns got better looks than half of us I bet lol
Least civilized Ogryn
Way better shape
Hey, as someone with the shape of a great unclean one
That is true
https://youtu.be/j5yhA0Q7W_s?si=_laJF9kPg-5ot-Eq Also dont forget this
don't know who did the meme, all i did was the voice and edit
I wish I had that Ogryn's jawline
and strenght
plus
if youre stupid
youre happy
knowledge is pain
Chadgryn alternative origin: He was the winner of his planets “next top model” competition
I am stupid and I'm most certainly not happy
just think of the ogryns that get so happy to get rations
Damn shame oggies can't shoot for shite
I mean they can
youre not stupid enough
Dude, have you seen our ogryns
They are very capable of that
With sufficient teaching
Volume of fire is better
aw hell nah tf is kingpin doing in saints row dawg
And even reloading which is often something they are attributed to not being able to do
Ogryns are simple when it comes to a lot of stuff
Oleg Kirrlov my beloved ❤️
mhm
But in combat they’re unironically geniuses
honestly tho
They are breathing, hulking, personifications of "live, laugh, lay down suppressive fire"
LEGIT
Just don’t ask them to count how many dudes they’ve killed
Oleg is a really good example of an ogryn that could get smart ngl
Our Ogryns barely can count to 4
i mean, they can beat things and shoot, its all we need
Ogryns are simple lads.
i mean jesus
LMAO
and in the loading screen you can see the ogry counting his 5 fingers
man Kingping's poor wife 💀
@storm jungle have you seen the in game description for the krieg gear? it says they're trench warfare specialists
Kingpin built like mf Space Marine armor
Also that they love shovels 💀
That’s what I was alluding to
so like is that real
GW did let them write it
because FS knows
maybe shes bigger than him
the sheer difference
Her poor pelvis
i feel like kingpin is super gentle in bed
every bone broken for one kid
Why not make ogryns smarter, provide SF training like drop trooper training?
Thank goodness the kid took after her
This is the true king pin design
now thats some slaanesh shit right there
Because they can’t be really
Mostly
We see an Psyker Ogryn who is
But it’s a rarity
Because a smarter ogryn is a lot harder to command
hey he doesn't have to be the one thursting
Yeah the moment an ogryn starts to think
And Ogryns work fine as they are
But dies all the same to a commissar's bolt pistol
and a thinking/rational person is not what the Imperium wants
Ogryns are manipulated to serve basically
Yeah, and an ogryn might be strong but the imperium firepower is stronger
Then what are we?
I don’t think they really care if Ogryns got a bit smarter because they’re in the same boat as everyone else still
Yeah the imperium literally amplifies traits that benefits the empire the most
we're slaves to an inquisitor because we were caught thinking
Blind hatred and self-sacrifice no matter the cost
It’s not like the Imperium doesn’t manipulate or indoctrinate smart people
I mean kinda
most smart imperials know the imperium is shit
but dont care because MONEEEEY
AND PRIVELAGEEEE
Considering the background of the psyker cop...yeah that's true
smart imperials know to keep their mouths shut
And join chaos
or to take advantage of the system
Cause it’s their whole life
Yeah but thats a shitty jungle planet
fuckin nobles
They’re used to to
not a fascist roman nazi empire
I already want to place a las bolt at that peacock
yup. it's like getting promoted in a shitty workplace. gotta suck up to the boss and not complain
I mean it’s all the same is my point, if they don’t see anything different they’re not gonna want better
There’s no alternative in their minds
I wonder why
LMAO
Yeah plenty of people fall
yeah i wonder 
And turn and whatever
Theres a reason the "best" thing you can be is just a rogue trader
But my point being people apply our mindset to people born in these conditions too much
Yeah but even that comes with risk
I mean because the authors want us to do that
Or join tau
Or an Inqui.
the Imperium is miserable
most people want to kill you and take your place as a rogue trader
They’re not thinking “wow I don’t have any democratic rights”
idk i think eating people dust is pretty great
its not suppose to be a normal "its just how it is" thing
At least Tau seems more reasonable and bearable
Nah they’re just less evil
Abnett doesnt expect us to say "Oh this is understandable" when talking about a literal imperial concentration camp
There’s a lot of Imperials just not noticing it though
Yeah until you realize that if you're not a blue goatman you're basically lower in their caste system
I mean sure they might treat you well but you know kind of a dick move
"We sure showed those savages"
Servitor rolls up with three glasses of wine
yeah trying to rationalize the imperium is like going to a death metal concert and thinking about how a hellscape on earth would be beneficial to the human race or something
every Imperial book where the "heroes" "save" a planet has the local population return straight back to slave labor and dying in factories
Good food, and habitations, and quality life, is a good exchange for political freedoms
My face watching imperials get save only for them to return into their slowly dying misérables
Obviously we the readers see it and know how awful it is, but for them it’s Tuesday
fuckin UAC
usually when writers introduce a planet with good living standards it's just to elevate the importance of how shitty it becomes after a war
Surprised you aren't using Tertium as an example, which is required to pay the tithe as things are going in the shitter 
Lmao
Abnett at least shows some worlds which seem not totally shit all the time
They’re still all awful by our standards
I mean yeah but it doesnt change much
a bad world is still bad
the Imperium is not suppose to be a "good" place to live in
Or the writer misses the imperial grim derp completely and makes it a completely different universe with minor 40k references cough.cough oubliette
It’s like how the Tau are “better”
ok i have to ask
there's some art out there of caliban pre and post imperium. it's interesting to see that change. think it's by tazmar
But they’re still a brutal totalitarian regime who torture kids, experiment on their own people, and crush all dissent
what are exactly the tau
And are a caste system
cause ive heard a lot of them but i dont know what they are
Just look up a video or something tbh
As a species or a nation?
The T'au[15] (or Tau) are a young race of technologically-oriented beings from the Eastern Fringe and the dominant species of the Tau Empire.[1a]
T'au, the Tau home planet, was discovered in 789.M35 by the Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator Fleet ship Land's Vision. Adeptus Mechanicus records indicate that at that time, the Tau species had mastered ...
It’s a long long subject
yeah here we go
Read this.
i actually like when we see a "good" world. it shows that some planets are less shitty but they're inevitably going to be invaded by something
It’s like asking “what is the Imperium”
Blue space weebs that take care of their people but only because they are all brain washed
Too broad a question
Its not that simple lol
average day on warhammer:
I like how people bring up "Brainwashed" as a gotcha for the tau despite them being brainwashed in the same way most imperials are 
Yeah the community makes the mistake of thinking because the Tau are better than the Imperium on average they’re good
They’re not
They’re still evil as fuck
cut down every tree, strip mined the whole planet, forced factory jobs on a middle ages population.
No one is good in 40k
But not as evil
everyone in warhammer is
Wasn't there an ethereal that literally cut an ork half in melee
I am aware. that's the very simplified bullet points presented in a funny format which makes the information easier to digest.
I’d rather always avoid meme lore
Like literally just split into 2 pieces
"is there a good guy in 40k"
Sure....
Tau are blue aliens that work with a caste system that chooses what your job will be for your entire life. They barely understand chaos and they're very new to the galactic stage
Thats why i go with slaanesh, i dont care about being evil, so im gonna be horny evil
Sounds like real life

Tau more so are the least evil and most realistic evil of the setting
Like I could see the tau being a nation irl in the near future lol
I love tau naivete
Tau are the closest to morally good as 40k can be, but they still have problems
it's the age old question of free will and its importance in our lives
Tau are more of "mandatory happiness" despite one's station in life
The closest to morally good in 40k is the small scale stuff
Yeah
Normal dudes and people
for the greater good
Tau on a micro scale can be good
It's not that bad, but to our more western sensibilities, it can be seen as hellish
A lot of factions can
But nothing is micro scale in 40k
But the macro is where it always falls apart
like the imperium definitely doesn't let citizens become rich but at least if you're devious enough you can backstab your way to a good place
Shame they’re stuck within their system
Yeah there is
It’s just like
Squads of guardsmen
Plenty of books and lore are at that scale
The T'au'va conquers all
I forget, Auxiliary worlds in the tau empire are generally left to their own devices with a tau presence, right?
Yeah generally speaking
yeah it's ironic that the vast majority of the people in 40k just want to live by
The fate all gue'la that stands in opposition to the Tau'va
Those are the old stealth suits I think
Right
goes to show how bad it was to let the fate of the imperium rest in the hands of warriors
That's a fire warrior bodyguard
It wasn’t really a choice
The finest of the fire caste
So much as how it happened
Also the Imperium isn’t really ruled by warriors
im talking about primarchs and astartes during the end of the great crusades
trust em with my life
tbf even then it started to go into more mortal rulers
And only parts of that even
there was a whole terran council
The Heresy was partially over Horus wanting to rule
Do you guys think tech priests would make great IT workers?
had reps from every facet of the imperium, and a marine from each of the legions
joint effort
i love how the purity seals dont mean shit
like
i saw a lot of chaos using those seals
no because instead of listening to you explain your problem and finding a solution they'd just yell at you in binary to burn some incense
That’s their whole deal
So just like normal IT guys
Oh yeah this guy, aun'shi
The tau ethereal that cut an ork in two
With a ritual weapon
But with less incense
Next thing you know, it works..
Some how
Chinese IT workers sometimes offer chips to their computers as a joke
So I’m looking up the Thousand Sons (Suns?) right now and….. why are they lead by Radahn from Elden Ring 
Tech priests do fix stuff and do their job
have you tried appeasing the machine spirit
He's Magnus, who is red
On the topic of tech priests what is the Omnissiah?
Is that just another name for the Emperor?
either a machine god or the emperor
the emperor, but they dont know it
No that’s the official line
Also he did everything wrong
Lmao those cold logic idiots
The truth is he ain’t
Varies, but Admech jesus/emps generally iirc?
Yeah admech Jesus
Uh... I'm not sure, is the omnissiah really the bemperor
i mean the thing is
They have a Trinity
No according to a man of iron
Omnissiah, Motive Force and Machine God I believe
and that also makes the empire hipocrytes
I bet the Necrons would love them
Anyways some Ad Mech are aware the Emperor isn’t the Omnissiah
Or hate them for having their own robot gods
But they’re not gonna bring it up
why do they ally with the mechanicous if they dont go emperor
the omnissiah existed before mars met the emperor
funny
But yeah he’s likely not but he’s taken that role in their beliefs
Ok I already like the Thousand Sons, they’re inspired by Egypt
I mean if the mechanical man over there is the one fixing my tank i won't insult him with is religious believes either
cause that demonstrates how the imperium cant even hold themselves
In a Crux the Imperium and mechanicus are two idiots trying to survive
It’s more an example of realpolitik in 40k
but upon meeting him some theorized he was the embodiment of the ommnissiah.
it's all something
BUT THATS WHAT THE IMPERIUM DOES WITH EVERYONE
At the end of the day there’s some dudes smart enough to not kick the hornets nest
the mechanicus control literally every industrial sector of the imperium. if they go to war the imperium is fucked
^
In the beast mars is a literally ready to teleport away when the imperium get slaughtered by the Orks
yeah. makes it even more interesting that Emps had a whole contingency to wipe them out
Both are
The mechanicus is also super ununified
They need eachother badly
Ikaros Contingency is the name
Also i'm going to add this techmarines learn the things they do from the mechanicus so even space marines would get absolutely crippled without the help of their tech brother
Without eachother they fall
mechanicus doesn't even have a long term goal is the thing. they'd be fine just producing shit for no reason forever or until xenos kill them
Their long term goal is still human supremacy tbf
Also like
After the great crusade
Forgeworlds don’t share goals
that's true
i just think the mechanicus has slightly more chances at surviving a bit after a civil war
Mars and Lucius are more playing against one another for political power
And then there’s thousands of factions within each
There’s probably a “actually Meltas are more based” faction on Ryza
Potentially but they’re not gona be doing very hot imo
Question is, who has the better production capabilities?
Me
adding onto that. there was a sorta tech marine group called Forge-wrights in the DA which were neat. they were taught on terra instead of on mars. led them to be less fanatical in what they saw in machines.
which forge world?
Mars overall probably
Between the admech and imperium?
But they make different things
Yes
That is pretty neat but a good chunk of tech marines come from mechanicus
Depends
mechanicus obviously
yup
Forge worlds make more advanced stuff
It will absolutely cripple their equipment
nah they make everything. even autoguns
I’m talking like
Plates
Pans
Basic stuff
Forgeworlds make a lot
Yeah but that moment of them contemplating if they should shoot guilliman or not was a bit too head scratching
But the Imperium does too
all planets probably make that stuff locally true
I doubt a forge world is gona be making an order of 100,000 copper pans
Only the larger planets aren't self sustaining iirc
As funny as that would be
but even then i'm sure those local industries are monitored by mechanicus adepts
he knew too much
Or there's a forge world dedicated for the imperial version of Walmart
The shittiest forgeworld still prolly makes lasguns
I am Arch Magos Skellian
“What do you make venerable Magos?”
Pans. Sometimes pots.
i actually really want a story that painstakingly goes over the industrial processes of a forge world
like all the boring office shit
Sounds like an Imperial Armour style thing
My favorite part is the tiny people they got
The watchers in the dark on my favorite aspects of the dark angels second only to their terminator company the deathwing
they're jawas
WUTINI
except less romanian
really high powered jawas
These guys would beat the crap out of a jawa
like that council with the last old one on it
and that eldrad was on
had multiple Watcher members
I love how weird watchers are
mfw im a new dark angel recruit and this little hooded guy tries selling me outdated drones
Ẽ̷̐l̵̝̒d̵̓͘ṙ̸̕í̵͑t̷́̑c̵͑h Unknowab̸̀̚l̸̛͝ĕ̵ Jawas
Yeah them and the lion look gorgeous
i mean emps sought their council and the changeling is scared of them
weird mofos
dark angels love their mysteries
Mfw billy my best friend got dragged away by them after trying to set them on fire
We don’t really know their deal much
i like how oversized their robes are
I love how the dark angels just spread rumors about how the watchers make people who mess with them disappear
like they can't even get a proper tailor
To initiates and scouts
except that they did try and "stop" horus
sorta kinda
It’s part of the drip
Drip or drown
there's a scene in luthers novel
where it's literally just him as a boy
Why even have those tiny jawas
and hundreds of watchers just stare at him in a single shadow
They serve no practical purpose
And they’re helpful
it's not like they have a choice
They carry stuff and are anti chaos
Pretty useful lol
they have cultural significance
they can shoot you tho
What will happen if you do?
And rumors abound that messing with them ends with you vanishing
they killed one of the DA grand masters
[REDACTED]
You prolly get dragged away kicking and screaming into the depths of the rock
just cause he was gonna kill luther
Anyone who messes with them
Unironically it’s like taught to initiates to not mess with the watchers
Maybe it was their plan to let the rock get attacked 3 times in a row 
Lol
Serfs, marines, whoever
prob was
actually idk about the 3rd time
Can they be commanded?
but the other 2 was their plan
Send them to do wet work
They sorta just stick around
Not really
They also may or may not brainwash you 
they're literally cats
So they're cats then
And there’s a fuck ton of them wandering around the librarius lol
they let astelan get off the rock so he could get typhus and all the warp device pieces together so the fallen could be scattered
In a way yeah lol
they wanted Marbas to attack the rock cause during it they let luther out of his jail
😺
and i mean they transported lion out of his slumber during vashtorrs assault
just up and teleported him to mirror caliban
where the emps was chilling on a boat
I honestly love how weird they are
And the fact they just are small guys in robes aesthetically
yup
On a random note, why is the imperium so vehemently against the existence of ghosts
I wonder if it’s always the same watchers accompanying the Lion
In 40K they aren’t really
possible
i still need to read arks of omen lion
in son of the forest it's less clear
They just kinda hang around
Theres some elements of them affecting the battlefield they’re on but it’s not obvious stuff
It’s more like, their presence helps whoever they’re following
Luck factor basically
Been listening to two different audiobooks and dramas, and it seems that the imps are against the existence of ghosts (or warp geists) despite the hellish fact being in front of them
Is this heresy era
Because if it is then that explains it
If not then that’s sorta weird
they're just lil goofers
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Wyrmwood can't get a good wifi signal for SHIT
She must live where I live

Wyrmwood is the nurgle chasing her and she doesn't know it yet
Rannick keeps leaving her on read
you joke but thats probably literally the case
i want my demons already
Rannick was probably like
i want more >:C
Maybe rannick is a traitor in disguise?!?!?!
in all honesty, i start to feel that Wyrmwood has perished long ago
Does chaos spawn and demon host not count
Amogus
Chaos Spawn isnt a demon technically, Daemonhost is a shell for a demon, the only true daemon ingame atm is Beast of Nurgle
I don't know, there's no dates describe in the audiobooks and dramas
a Chaos Spawn is what happens if you are:
A) Too weak to handle chaos blessings
B) Royally Fucked up
C) got exposed to extreme amounts of warp corruption
Gimme a great unclean one which just insta whipes the party when it shows up
its speculated and basically hinted at that one is sitting deep in the hive
we are fighting his tendrils
Great clean one is the most cursed thing ive witnessed
A great unclean one would mean the planet is pretty fucked
So I'm stealing you meme now have a nice day
What do you mean a great clean one
oh no
What would that even be
can i post the great clean one here or is it strictly for meme channel
ill post it in memes just to be safe and ping you
Should I be affraid
I think Dilara knows what it looks like 
Just post it lol
its in memes
She's lying, we'll lynch you

Today is a bad day to have eyes
Lol
That guy was not happy to be alive again
Tbf we killed him
And the first thing he sees when he wakes up is the person that killed him
on topic of vox cast, gotta feel bad for Wyrmwood
She’s not having a good time
She really needs some help
she has survived gods know how long while the traitor guard slaughters everyone and a cult tries to bring in the garden of nurgle it seems like
Stupid idea!
8 man giga mission to save wyrmwood
according to one of veteran lines i have a feeling that this all took root in the upper spires
something about nobles wanting to get rid of the planetary governor
Oh so nothing about teeth falling out amd laughing then XD
which isnt that unusual for imperial nobility, constant power games
Honestly slightly shocked there isn't an imperial Knight anywhere in tertium
Why would there be
Why, it’s a hive world
Until reecently it wasn't a front
no reason for it to be present in the hive city
^
Especially with a warzone right next door
Look I don't know enough about the lore to know when or why they appear
It would just be cool
They'd just frollick over there, instead of wasting their time with a "Minor insurrection"
theres not much use for em in the extreme tightness of the hive too
I wouldn’t mind a plague bearer as a stronger crusher equivalent
And hopefully whenever a new class gets added it's something a bit stronger than the average imperium member
Nah
there is a plague bearer skull in hab dreiko and i do believe theyre on verge of breaking into tertium, if Wyrmwood is to be believed
I like the low down vibe
Besides most of the PC is above average from a class perspective
nah let me play as a tech priest
tbh we have a pretty strong Psyker, Ogryns and Militarum veteran who are all pretty above average
Nuclear bomb vs coughing baby
Zealot is pretty strong too
Yeah
The zealot has the power of god and plot armour on his side let's be honest
just let us play as an apothecary marine lmao
Compared to the rest of the classes zealot is really weak lore wise
The beast of nurgle is really weird for us to be fighting since that thing should be melting us alive
The moment we touch it lol
so would Plague Ogryn tbh
its the case of GW being stupid with descriptions
Beast of nurgle is our flesh is rotting off our bones
think they'd ever toss in a chaos marine as a boss?
"its mere touch will make you turn to goop"
Tbh
Logically we should be shitting out our mouths and vomiting out our asses for even being on a nurgle corrupted planet
The planet isn’t that corrupt
Yet
its not fully corrupted yet but we do hang around some ultra corrupted chunks
The vet has a rebreather for a reason
The zealot and ogryn are just built different
Why the rejects aren't atleast given faces masks I do not know
Psyker is a psyker
Disposable
You simply believe it away
By level 30 we’re slightly less disposable
we are supposed to be the grinder fodder, at level 30 youve proven yourself to be more useful and given a full membership
No I mean like modern day disposable face masks like the ones we had during covid
people on the ship start respecting you too
the thing about Nurgle, his plagues arent just Physical, theyre spiritual too
Yeah
for example the weeping plague which only went away if Roboutte Guiliman was present
Get your cringe marines outta my game

There’s also the plague of disbelief

I will still say even if zealot are my favourite class both lore and in game play to an extent (even if this has been fixed in the latest patch) they feel really underwhelming compared to the vet psyker and ogryn
Which turns you into a plague zombie eventually
You are so angry and faithful you can keep up with a decently high level Psyker lol
we for example are dealing with Walking Pox, which is slightly different than the zombie plague
so i have one silly question about tyranids
Shoot
no such thing as silly questions
what would happen if one of them ate a primarch and took their genes for the hive fleet?
Nothing
Yeah that's why I love them
But from a purely logical perspective zealots really shouldn't be surviving so well
its speculated that nids have access to space marine genetics already
in form of Tyrant Guard
It doesn't matter
They already have space marine genetics
And it wouldn’t matter
Yeah
Nids can adapt regardless
^
It's probably less the factor of eating marines, than it is them adapting forms specifically to eat marines
Also the odds of GW letting a primarch die to the tyranids is incredibly low
Nids barely won the thing we had a while back
tyrant guards prove that big shoulders are part of marine genetics
That was rigged 
(and still gave space marines new models lmao)
i feel like GW sorta wrote themselves into a corner with tyranids
That's why I want to make a marine army
||Get a damn new set of models every other month||
They were always going to get them, it was literally just to build up hype
im crying still trying to paint my thousand sons
Tbh both sides were gona get their minis
Eh I still need to decide on a colour scheme for the marines I'm getting
magnus model hurts my hands
It was just who was getting revealed first
i got a friend who's into t sons
no sympathy
people got really..happy with the neurolictor
you wouldnt put thighighs on a tyranid would you
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everything is better with thigh highs
i'd rather spend a month painting chaos knights than paint my t sons
but since im here, what are ya'lls fave chapter for marines
From table top or lore perspective?
both 
I hate all of em
Jk
moreso lore
I like most of the.
Blood angels very basic I know 
i fuck with charcharadons
Salamanders for Loyalist
Death Guard for Traitor
Lore: salamanders cause big friendly war criminals
Colour scheme: white scars cause white looks cool
Table top: IDK haven't played a proper match yet
Traitor wise death guard cause PAPA NURGLE
You will suffer in much pain for that second choice
bold of you to assume i am not already in constant pain from being alive
also i enjoy the two spectrums of sororitas
The white will damn you
Same!

purge in fire and oh everything will be ok mr guardsman
The dirty white is very nice
That's why I draw stupid characters 
OUGH I WANNA POST MY DEFILER IN THE MINI CHAT
At least you can draw
I have so many ideas I want to get out but can't because 2 dimensions confuse me to no end
all it takes is sitting down and just..doing it, it doesnt matter if it looks bad
its mainly just tons of practice
lemme dig out one of my things
i believe in thee
i also have a couple painted terminators
i got some old ass minis tho, i got them heavy ass metal ones
the ancient ones
the hardest part of owning miniatures is painting them
draw straight up a representation of slaanesh next time
its always nice to see how people interprets chaos gods
i will pose for you too
You ask for something dangerous
are you androginous?
it can be done without porn
i am all and nothing at once
oh i also have solid metal chaos devastators 
Slaanesh doesnt have to be all about lewd really
androginous means that you look both feminine and masculine
honestly
it has to be androginous
wheres the fun in that
I'd just do a purple image, no detail or anything, because they don't have material forms 
slaanesh is just a cool chaos god
love the lore behind them
and also cause im a little down bad for emperors children
This is what i mean with androginous
the best part about chaos gods is that theres technically no solid form for em. we have some descriptions, like Nurgle being a mountain of flesh, khorne having a face of a snarling dog but their form isnt concrete
they told me to not bang the machines, but those adeptus mechanicus...........
Tzeentch you can just go wild
you can draw a lump, call it tzeentch and you will be correct anyway
not a lot of andro going on there
@median marsh do you look like this
meru huh
This isn't androgynous
this is coomer
oh ok
Total war had him as lots of glowy eyes in the sky
yes
This is not androgynous at all
love meru
warhammer fantasy lore of tzeentch is different frm 40k
It’s very much feminine
It's an interpretation ig, though the chaos realms are a lot more possible there
in warhammer fantasy, tzeentch used to be the most powerful god, until the other gods grouped up and shattered him
Androgynous is basically people like this
i like how tww represents them, like Nurgle one is actually an art piece
theres more examples obviously but ye
This is the most accepted tzeentch
AI fulgrim 
AIgrim
Like the Lexi admin
He killed Ferrus because he told ihm not to use AI art
Fulgrim would like to assure you all that there's nothing gay making sweet love to a Slaanesh Daemonette or feeding N'Kari grapes. Unlike Norm Macdonald, he is NOT deeply closeted. He's as straight as an arrow!
Art credits!
Thumbnail art by Doctor-Dredd
https://www.deviantart.com/doctor-dredd/art/FulgrimHDNHS2-934960847
Fulgrim vs Ferrus art b...
Dilara have you seen the guy on Twitter bragging about how his "AI art skills" have improved over 6 months 
Lmao i have




