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They feel even more out of place in the dark Angel chapter
Cause you know
Secrets paranoia and stuff
Doesn’t help that the dark angels were paranoid the batch from Cawl were spy’s (they weren’t)
That is what im talking about
Ye
Well,
Hopefully
The lion will change that
Actualy
I Hope the lion will change alot of stuff in the chapter
🗿
I like pre heresy dark Angels
Doesn't matter as long as he limit the whole "Fuck our allies there might be a fallen there"
He prolly will
But the dark angels being a bunch of secretive weirdos is status quo
Weren't they also a bunch of secretive weirdos lol
iirc the AL had trouble infiltrating them because they had crazy stupid encryption/code words
No
They where like the elite force of the emperor, when there's shit that another legion couldn't handle, they where sent
The Big E even gave them Dark age of technology weapons
They were still a bunch of secretive weirdos
Like
Yeah they kept a lot of the funny tech secret lel
Not as much
That's a W tbh
More stupid complicated than "Digging their own grave"
Like they made the layout of their bases so excessively over complicated
And vauge
Secret routes, dead ends, Ect.
And that's saying a lot for AL because they literally can't help but scheme and overcomplicate things
Alpha Legion fans when they cant accept that their entire faction is chaos and they huff copium fartgas saying they are loyalists
The argument is pure compium
Its funny because it literally crumbles with any Alpha Legion 40k lore
where literally everything they do is aid chaos

and be evil as fuck
its great
To me the alpha legion doesn't fucking know what they're doing, because they're whole reason for being a "traitor" is a massive miss-understanding.
They entirely know what they are doing.
Thats just the stupid fan copium talking.
Almost every single warband we’ve had the pov of
theres straight up evil chaos alpha legion bands out there lmao
Yes
like one example
they made poison snakes rain down on an entire imperium world

But sometimes when they pull up it accidently helps the imperium
Literally when
Like i forgor the name, but it was a famous siege where the kriegsman where, and when the alpha legion poped up, the imperium sent Space Marines, if they didn't pulled up, the imperium wouldn't have sent Space Marines and the kriegsman would have lost
I totaly forgor the name of the siege
Vraks.
And they didn't help anyone.
they just sabotaged the Imperial lines constantly and harrassed them.
then got wiped out by the DA and their leader got captured at the climax of the battle.
Glad to know regicide still exists in 40k
Their presence made the imperium senf Space Marines.
And they still continued to sabotage the campaign.
I'd buy it if they left straight afterwards.
They didn't, they kept sabotaging the siegers
Well yeah they're not gonna pull up and just leave
🗿
I'm surprised you aren't mentioning the AL in that story who Celestine lets get away because she saw a vision
I forget it's name
I guess the Alpha Legionaries on the planet also helping the chaos defenders murder said space marine reinforcements also doesn't count.
And is totally was also their plan.
100+ dead marines btw
Not they got their asses kicked
There's the redacted ig but their leader is more or less deranged
Yeah no shit because they were the bad guys
they didnt help anyone and just worsened the siege
and made the planet unusable
theres no deep plot here
When a hundred terminators TP in the middle of your forteress ya kinda die
I forget what the guy was doing
I think wiping out "weak" imperial elements so the Imperium sent fresh reinforcements to replace them
They should have just orbitaly bomb Vraks
Like not destroy it
But bomb
But hey WW1 remake but with Space demons and titans is cool
They can't.
its an armory-fortress world.
Its acknowledged earlier on that the traitors need to be removed by conventional means otherwise they will be there forever.
the underground bunkers and shit also go DEEP
Or until they starve, but Imperial Armour needs Dead Korpsmen
right???
every time somebody takes the lore seriously and act like all guard have to do is shell a place a lot
chaos cultists give 0 shits
We know better
We've tried 
People are annoying and when they're stubborn a pain in the ass to force out

i just love a part of a soul drinker book that says they can't shell a fortress too much or else the enemy will use the rubble as even more cover lol
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Have you seen the new hell
the stream?
Their game design is so good, they make Matt Ward's Grey Knight codex look balanced
You REALLY should read Vraks Jay
but uhhh
you'd legit need an entire day for it

yeah one day i'll have to get around to actually reading guard stuff
It is quite based
It's like logi, but you get to laugh at the people suffering instead
Mr.Bones 40k good reference or nah. Kinda like the shitpost feel to it
Hes good for general and 10m lore vids
I think his main appeal is that hes completely honest on what faction he likes/dislikes.
his choice of music is weird
the first video of his i watched was dreadnoughts and i thought it was a joke about them being old and senile
I'm trying to get my younger brother into WH but his baby momma keeps shitting on it every chance she gets. Took me like 2 months to get him to download darktide
get him to watch luetin's intro videos
I'll try that. His only lore experience is when I'm playing Aborder Prince's videos as background noise
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Honestly what got me into warhammer
Random imperial knight mobile game
Was a free blade knight and DA vs world eaters and Orks
And now where we are
Idk anymore
Was a very strange introduction
Mine was warhammer:total war. Big CA fan then slowly found this
or whatever it is
bigmad about the DLC debacle that is currently going on
Mad at CA or the backlash they’re receiving?
Not even mad at them, just disappointed
I understand the world economy sucks rn but also feel like they should have added more to it to justify the means
True. Can’t be charging like 40% of the games price for a dlc that adds so little
Like a completely new faction, new area and mechanics? Sure
Ok I thought that was just me
Cause like
Around $20-$30 for like 4 “factions” is wild
Naw, I think most level minded people would be upset or just wait until a sale, but also take things into account like what we posted above
It’s literal Monopoly money scrip that’s worthless outside of the ship
It’s not an actual imperial currency
or maybe "docket" came from a weird accent of these
No
Ducats are a Roman currency
It’s why Hallowete won’t take dockets
Won’t take them as payment
They aren’t real money
Grendyl essentially owns us lol
Docket is a pun AFAIK
A docket irl is a list of cases that a judge hasn't heard yet, which ties into the inquisition as law enforcement
It also sounds like Ducat, which is an irl currency
But yeah they don't exist anywhere except Tertium and the Mourningstar
Irl ducats are basically euros that existed before the EU, but they aren't worth anything now except for their price in metal or rare ones as collector pieces
so with the Death Korp cosmetic out I been thinking- you never hear of psykers or psyker regiments from Krieg.
least I haven't
They wouldn't be from Krieg, but they get psyker accompliments
They'd probably dress like the DKOK to an extent
but the Adeptus Astra Telepathica pretty much never pairs people who were born on X world with a regiment also from X world
thank for clarifying
the rare instances it does happen are usually due to the psychic awakening occurring with the great rift opening
The guy the krieg psyker set is based on
is prolly a Primaris psyker who specalizes in divination
To add to your point, Sanctioned Psykers aren’t even always used by guard regiments
Psykers are often seen more as liabilities more than boons so many regiments just straight up don’t use psykers unless they are assigned them, or absolutely have to
Or the guardsmen hate and are disgusted by psykers and will probably kill them before tolerating them much
Like how in Cadian blood the regiment's psyker is bashed nonstop
Lore question regarding Deathscorps of Krieg skin pack. Do ogryns in deathcore wear masks etc like in the skin pack or are they still tank top chads?
it depends
they prolly wear normal ogryn gear
unless they're particularly valuble or they need to
ogryns and specialized troops are often delivered to war zones to reinforce a particular regiment that needs of their skills, if they stay there enough they can adopt their armor aesthetics and uniforms too, even the regiments way of thinking
This is all official lore, so yes they do. This game is the first time Ogryn have actually been confirmed to work alongside Kriegers.
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About that opening line in the opening cutscene. With the Cicatrix Maladictum being mentioned in dialogue, wouldn't it be the 42nd Millenium by now?
Doesn't have to be
Per dialogue the Cicatrix might be new in-game, so it could still be 999 m41
Slaanesh's prince albert, they wanna milk the last 40 seconds of m41 as long as they can don't they
it's funny because GW dug themselves into their own hole by putting so many pivotal events at the end of m41
Not sure how old your brother is but Weshammer tends to be solid and leans slightly more towards the child friendly side without being as monotonous and academic and Luetin has as tendancy to be, might be a better option
... you ever think the other chaos gods get angry that Slaanesh turns all their stuff into a kink?
So is the Emperor a full on god? Or is he just a very influential dude?
Near god
What does that mean?
Hes getting power slowly thanks to the Rift to reach godhood, it will reach its climax at some point whenever Terra gets destroyed or he finally dies physically on the throne to ascend.
So he’s basically being held back staying on life support on the throne?
Yep pretty much
Damn
Allegedly, it's either coalesce into a God, just a new Eye of Terror or both
YouTube’s autoplay feature introduced me to Warhammer. Woke up at like 3am listening to a video about what servitors are. Creeped me out I thought I was having a fever dream. lol
It’s both most likely
The warp rift in the webway project is gona blow open
And big E will most likely ascend to godhood
The emperor if has shit-like saints and the legion of the damned
welp, i think i reached my time to make an oc for wahrammer
He's getting there
Ohhh
He practically speaking is already a warp entity
Tell me i'm very excited
He’s stronger then Malice already
im planning a cold trader gang for necromunda

and i wanan base the crew off my friends so ill make my slef the captain because my ego is immaculate
A cold trader sells xenos stuff right
recently theres a trend of selling eldar blood
apparenetly it can be made into a drug
I assume it's because of the eldars psychic properties
yea
Would be very useful
im pretty sure thats not how like
Biology works but we ball
this is warhammer anyway
Reference to fantasy
apparently rich people really like eldar stuff
makes sense i guess
But not warhammer fantasy
Makes a lot of sense, they have elegant and beautiful items
OH YEAH also theres alot of people who sell just, body parts of xenos
bone traders are one of the more common groups
An ork skull would make for a killer wall decoration
and cold traders make alot of money from political figues, navigators, rogue traders, general rich people
and the fucking ordo xenos
Being a snitch pays well 
apparently alot of ordo xenos inquisitors like to buy xeno artifacts that arent available in thier area or xeno animals
I think they want to study them for exploitation of weaknesses
and also probably stuff to just learn more about extinct xenos
i know an inquisitor bought an extremely extremely rare pet from a cold trader once
and just wanted it for shits and giggles
also porbably a fear factor
ordos xenos are fucking weird tbh lmao
"I FUCKING HATE XENOS GRRR"
the 2 eldar they have on staff:

Hell you can find a lot of ways to bring in even the other aliens
oh yeah teh thing that sold me to go cold trader let me find the quote
They’re two of the good ones
💀
the saying is like:
"when men first encounter the alien their first reactions to kill it, but the second reaction is to see how much profit they can make with it's remains."
Yeah, humans treat things they can't understand as a threat
But there are those that treat it as an opportunity
first i need to find a body for her
these scream to me, let me see the sprue of that guy in the middel of the bleu guard
scions lmao

Damn grandma using rizz now

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this is still the best warhammer trailer ever lmao
i love these fuckers so much
I think this was more or less THE beginning of GW being like
"Fancy models for a small focus game? Huh... maybe we can do something with this"
because the Starstriders tragically came and went before being brought back again
Now we'll be able to play them
In rogue trader
yee
i think ikm gonna make scions into my crew's voidsmen, i see these guys used for a shit laod of kit bashes all the time lol
just replace the heads
did they really sell a whole scion army in one box at some point?
for 200 dollars?
It’s for the “rustic” look
Got a poem from fall of Cadia
"This is not a foxhole, this is the rich earth of my world
Dirt I threw in handfuls on the coffins of troopers that came before me.
Those who stood in ranks on the bastion wall, lasgun in hand,
And told the eye that it could not have our future.
This is not a foxhole, this is my world
This is not a foxhole, it is my home
The place I have shared with my comrades, eating, laughing,
A hole that does not feel empty, for we fill it with light and courage,
And where I have seen them pass into the Emperor's light.
This is not a foxhole, it is my home.
This is not a foxhole, it is my fortress.
It is home, world, a Kasr I have dug with my own hands,
A legacy that was bequeathed to me, to meet the enemy blade first,
As we have always, and I will not leave it, not surrender it,
Not take one step back for I have dug my fortress and I will hold it.
For this is not a foxhole - this is a grave."
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For guardsmen, they can be rather poignant and deep
Constantly peaking myself at 100% peril cant be healthy
or is it something like a floodgate? only matters when you breach 100
The way perils of the warp work in game is nothing like they do in lore
Every time you breach the warp you have a chance to explode
Or sometimes something worse
Psykers are in constant danger of death whenever they use their powers
Best case scenario for warp manifestations is the area around you gets covered in hoarfrost, worst case scenario a greater daemon rips you in half and turns your still living body into a portal
The perils of the warp the psykers experience in game are very very tame
Anyone got a good video outlining orks for me to explain what the faction is to a friend new to 40K
One that’s particularly Orky
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Guardsmen are still people and people are still fairly intelligent and can think for themselves so I mean yeah that’s not surprising
I think I asked before, but Psykers only get cold when actively channeling warp, right?
Yeah it’s usually a sign of some sort of warp manifestation
This is probably the most information packed video you can see for the orks but the fact that it's almost an hour
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I think this is a really good introductory video for people that want one
Is it entertaining though?
If you can listen for a vox caster with the quality of a news channel then sure
For 57 minutes
So no
Yeah just watch the shorter one
Is that one funnier/more entertaining?
Yeah the shorter one has memes and funny edits
Luetin is a lot more serious
based on hints, what side of the imperium is tertium on?
Sanctus based on morrows comment on it being on the bad side, and the fact warp travel worked safely to get us to it
does this huge helmet have a name
Mark V Mildly Affronted Long Range Communicatus pattern
It's just a kitted out Phobos helmet
It's nice to see that Argenta in RT is just a full on murderous psychopath to anything inhuman lmao
Greetings once more, wise scholars of the history of the 41st millenium
I have a question
Since the malevolent influence of Chaos usually corrupts and mutates those seeking it, including primarchs
Why is abbadon not horribly mutated ?
Those mutations are often times "Gifts" from the gods
Abby's big thing is that he owes allegiance to no god, and refuses all their gifts
Ah, i see
So he is not their champion as horus was then ?
He is.
He just blueballs them.
Horus took literally everything and basically became a hallucinating slave.
I hate it when im a chaos god and my followers keep just blessing edging me
Sentences I never thought I would say
it really is the BEST explanation
So what makes him any different/stronger than any other chaos space marine, just like strength of will or some other bs?
No wonder he’s only won through sheer statistical chance
Btw why does space marines vs orks not pass lol
Abbadons refusal to take blessings make the chaos gods want him more.
So silly little lore question
How many kinds of abhuman are there?
probably as many if not more than how many different "types" of human there are
Abhumans are human subspecies - descendants of humans who have physically evolved after long periods of isolation on worlds with various extreme environmental conditions.
Full list with cited sources.
He’s literally juiced up on warp power
Just because he denies more blessings from the gods doesn’t means he isn’t juicing up like every other CSM
Corsair’s face of the void is a pretty great audio drama
bought what?
ok
To be fair the quick dry eldar humor is great
I wanted it for inspiration for my cold traders
And it’s like
Half of the length it should be lmao
Lmao yep
There was an interview with the author saying it’s literally a pilot episode
I’m pretty sure
The second one is out
Wait theres a sequel?
Nvm I’m stupid lol
It was a book about actual pirates
DARN İT
Saddage
But it did answer a good question of ‘so legally how fucked over can a rogue trader be?’
Answer: very very very
Their contract isn’t invulnerable like some books say
Yeah its a hard and tricky job depending on your business ventures
some books have rogue traders that are literally washed up and got nothing sitting in a bar being drunk like Han Solo lol
I was planning my cold trader to be a disgraced rogue trader who lost her contract and it was given to her sister
So we hall
yeah anything can happen to your Trader so this isn't that abnormal
and honestly a lot worse than death from the shame of it

Lmao
When the occasion arises she isn’t above pretending to be her sister of course
Especially when there isn’t enough time or resources to check her claim
incredibly girlboss
For some reason
It would literally be the best way to introduce a new fan
You can even include a space wolf
Or a space marine in general
Just a lil bit of everything, include a villian of the week for each book and bam
A nids and crons
Might give that a read
Oculus Imperia is good referencing for lore? I really like his format
Hes a really good guy both in lore and IRL
His format is basically a self-aware Imperial scribe in the Imperial Palace recounting lore in hidden messages/recordings, its REALLY atmospheric
puts lots of care to his work, very nice guy
It's very apparent and him and Lue are probably my 2 faves for deep down stuff
they are VERY good to open in the background and cihll + listen to
Makes me feel like I'm sitting in those lessons the scribes would hold
Lmao yep tho in Oculus' case his character is a self-aware one so less of a brainwashed fanatic.
I feel so bad because his name always eludes me, but there is another guy who does like battle reports and campaign reports and it follows reg humans and astartes alike
Those are good too
Yeah the more "obscure" loretubers tend to be a bit better.
Did the adeptus custodes just become less cracked over time
Cracked as in be less mary sues/OP? No they still and always are.
I just finished the beast rises novel where one eldar kills a ton of them
But I feel like during the Horus heresy they came off as way more powerful
Those are harlequins
Harlequins can easily match a custodes so its not that strange.
Yeah dont think too much about it
a lot of more sociopathic custodes stans have never gotten that incident.
And whine about it to this day

Hahahahaha
Yeah its bad
Harlequin are kinda like Grail Knight in fantasy, there are some that are not that impressive, but others, oh god those are impressive ones
Yeah exactly that, Harlequins are basically space-clown eldar performers that traverse the webway and teach the downfall of the eldar empire to other eldar and sometimes even human/alien societies that greet them and also carry covert spec ops stuff across the galaxy to mainly battle chaos but will interfere to fight other factions if the Laughing God's words demand it.
They literally move in like shards of kaleidoscopic sparkly lights and insta-murder most basic humans, the only people that can usually put up with them are Marines/Anything above.
Sick art!!
They are fun!
but yeah anyway lore dump aside basically thats why.
Custodes can still like murder most basic armies by themselves as a shield host, its rare that they ever fight equals.
Not anymore, ever since they became an army and something people can collect in the current 40k timeline you can deploy them anywhere with the proper excuse.
Like obviously they will realistically speaking lorewise will attend the more serious battlefields but its still a thing.
Tbh in universe higher level harlequins are insane, solitaries are a match for a greater daemon on their own
Harlequin power variance is way larger then custodes mostly due to outliers like solitaires
Yeee I explained it
Custodes when they’re ordered to demolish the remnants of a cadian regiment
Is an old krieger scarier than a scrawny catachan? Why or why not?
So if scrape and corpse starch standard hiver food, how do people not get sick?
Bacterial immunities can be gained through eating shit food over time. (Someone correct me if I’m wrong) but many native cannibal tribes in the South Americas gain an immunity to prion diseases for example
Gut biomes and all that jazz. I’m absolutely not even remotely educated in that regard, but that’s my limited understanding
it depends™️
either way either is prolly dangerous
You mean the tubes?
I mean to be fair modeling and making it connect with the model itself is going to be a pain in the ass
they breathe corpse starch
What's her story ?
So her daemonic aspects are from birth or mutation from corruption ?
Latter
Is there a possible lore reason for zealot’s stealth?
Any relatively cheap portable decks tat make one harder to see/distort them?
They're just really sneaky
I think there are such things but only Sycarian Skitarii have them
Its not standard food.
Many types of other food-stuff exist on the Imperial hives, they are still shit but its not literal corpses.
Yeah I imagine it'd have the typical dystopia food lineup
Cooked rat, vague protein products
yeee literally just slop-food
yeah it makes ork diets seem good
being able to grow your food in the back of the garden i suppose
those are slaves, I mean the food that orks eat themselves
Tbh I don’t like most third party models that supposed to be a complete recreation of something like a character, but for some fucking reason major kill’s non descript elf lords feels more accurate then the official ones
And also this dude
Macharius my beloved
Its the lack of unnecessary detail
while still keeping close to the artwork for the most part
Ah
His not space marines suffer from not space marine syndrome
BUT THAT HELMET
I love it
He’s just, his armor makes too much sense
I hate that it’s a problem for my brain
I think gw’s chunky men has corrupted me
this is the first time i've heard this from someone
OK this one is a little thin on the legs
And shoulders
i think he's been skipping out leg day
I’m still melting at the fuckinh power cutless lmao
It’s amaizng
the man knew his STUFF
FRRR
The best saint is a normal fucking dude
I can’t believe they were like ‘let’s give him, his fucking cane’
He has Alexander on his cane
Which is the funniest shit
Ancient art, but
That’s just Alexander on his cane
Side note, I never realized how much I wanted more eldar axes
Yeah eldar axes are rare
damn this gives leviathan from God of War a run for his money
The elf power pack on that back just ruins the usefulness of the armor piercing spike thing
yeah you can't turn it around for a piercing shot with that
‘Well you see monki, the superior eldar dexterity allows me to bend my hand 180 degrees and strike upward to keep the battery safe”
Considering how good and precise eldar are, i wouldn't be surprised
Do you have that meme where it’s like ‘imperial plan vs eldar plan’ and they both do the same thing but the Eldar is like, a bunch of loops dives and shit
Lmao I don't sadly
Damn
wait this necron vs eldar is yours?
Yep
damn it's funny
bows bows
what Software do you use to make these memes
literally Microsoft Paint lmao
ok thanks
Finding random mentions of Dilara is funny
Undercover meme labs?
And distribution of memes through anonymous accounts?
ohh yeah i remembered i tried to make my ork klan symbol using that app it came out pretty lore accurate
Lmaooo yeah that sounds about right
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the voices are not the most orky but
surprisingly the animation isn't that shit
How much do you pay for the job?
Lmfao jokes aside i only make memes when I get inspired, i barely even visit grimdank all that much
From the artists I've seen her commission, a lot 
That's art not MEMES 
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Discovery Channel Warhammer is not something I expected to see
Well that was something
My favorite part of the infinite and define is when tryzan gets slimed after winning on the kids choice award
Real warhammer fans would jump into a vat of earth shade
that's paint right
Yea
yeah that is believable
I’m dumb I forgot the void king released, I’m gonna listen to that audiobook next
That’s a rogue trader book
does he always sound this american
i swear he used to sound more australian
anyways he seems good in that role
I think that's from his energy calming down a bit and professionalism on that one
When he just used to post shorts, he was a lot more energetic
So what soldiers in the imperium use plasma guns?Im making a build that kinda makes me seem like a commander or general that uses a plasma gun
Would a someone with a captain/leader like rank be allowed to use a plasma gun
Plasma pistols are rare but some commding officers use them. In the sisters of battle its seen in the hands of palatine and cannoness.
A plasmagun is ussually given to a soldier as punishment somtimes for making too many sly Marbo jokes
Is that last part real or are you joking
Yeah, if note worthy enough you can use plasma weapons
I am not
So what what are the main commanders/officers actually called?
And what weapons do they use that a veteran can also use in darktide
Rarely in the hands of colonels and commisars in most of the gaunts ghosts and ciaphas cain novels I've read only 1 commisar used a plasma pistol. They are That rare
So what’s the entire loadout colonels commissars have access too,that isn’t too rare to see them use
Chainswords, las pistol is the most common
The regular Las/bolt pistols with a chainsword or optional power weapon
The noteworthy ones use bolt pistols and power swords
Yea gaunt uses a bolt pistol with a drum magazine kek
Note worthy?as in ones that end up being the talk of the town?
Yea
Yeah like comissar Cain or like gaunt said by banks
Nope
They're basically just a smaller handheld bolter
So heavy laspistol and a good power sword might be the way to go huh
Yea
Yes
And of course you can also pick the chainsword but the power sword is a lot better in the meta if i remember
A palatine with a plasma pistol
Cain doesn't use a bolt pistol
He's joking, don't trust fandom
Yeah i forgot that part
Only in recruiting posters
Plasma guns are special weapons you can give to guardsmen squads
Same as meltas and grenade launchers
Yea but no one at large would willingly use one
Well now I don’t want to use a plasma gun since it seems like one would run one as a punishment
Being able to decimate armoured enemies sure seems like punishment
No, it's dangerous sure but the power it brings into the battlefield often makes it worth it
I mean yeah you can die but like
You also have to overheat it for it to kill you
That giant dinosaur is going to kill you anyway
Or vent at the wrong time
Killed by superheated gas
Idk if you notice but you take damage venting a plasmagun if a vet is in your team he/she will call you an "amateur"
Cain is often depicted in Imperial Propaganda with a Bolt Pistol iirc.
But he use a Laspistol
Yes, because he has a bolt pistol specifically for propaganda purposes 
With big musclecly arms
It's all a play on Chuck Norris jokes
It's sly Marbo anything is real
Theres a reason those memes died out too, they are bad
It's basically what if we make a chuck norris again but in a different setting
Look I can do it
It's basically copying and pasting a joke on another f****** medium
Time waits for no man, unless that man is Sly Marbo
Marbo is also not a character like that. In the lore he prefers working alone because hes too depressed from losing teammates and prefers to do everything alone.
its a parody of how Rambo is a trauma-ridden war veteran
See, even the guy who basically rarely laughs at a warhammer 40k meme can do it
But fr though some regiments have plasma guns as punishment
Yeah, he basically somehow always survives the worse except his squad members
Yeah but overall its still given to people as a normal elite weapon, the punshiment thing is like super side-lore stuff.
It's probably one of them jokes the vets make because they saw numerous untrained conscripts blow themselves up
I mean yes i'm holding a very dangerous weapon as a punishment but i will gladly received that punishment if i can even make a dent on a giant dinosaur that can pick up a car and throw it with ease
You need to be also really stupid to blow yourself up with a plasma gun
It's like considering WW2 Rocket launchers a punishment because backblast could kill 
its mostly where tabletop drips into lore
I mean even on tabletop it only happens when overcharging no?
it also makes you a notice target on the battlefield
Yeah i'm pretty sure specialized people who are given a weapon dangerous enough to blow up would be very trained in that regard
It's the guard that isint a guarantee
I mean they wouldn't, it is the Guard
Ok let me worried about the plasma gun in front of me when there is a space marine holding a plasma pistol and the power sword next to me
There are other things for you to worry about in a warhammer 40k battlefield than just a guy with a plasma gun
That's still death sooner or later
People die in war 
The void king reminded me rich poeple In 40k are still weirdos lmao
Yeah, didn't you tell us about those clowns
The rich runts
Well yea one good look at gaunts ghosts necropolis is a good representation
The city was wrecked when some Nobel didn't raise the Shields
The rogue trader house in this book basically do what their ancestor Terran warlords did lmao
They hunt monsters, enemies of the imperium, and other houses when they can get away with it
Conquering and bulldozing anyone weaker than you gaming
They get tattoos of animal skeletons on themselves
Man being rich in 40k must be boring
If you do that
I mean most cities fall to chaos cause nobels are too bored
Like, on their entire bodies it’s kinda funny
In traitors hand entire nobel houses fell to Slannesh
Either they ignore a problem, cause a problem for others, or bring the problem
In darktide my cadian vet said that nobles are only good for two things, catching bullets or causing trouble.
Sums it up right
Does the concept of human races still exist in the world of 40k? Or since they're at war with aliens, they just use human and non-human?
They've moved up a level, to abhumans and regular humans
You mean like how american describe with white/black/...
Maybe on more local levels, but as far as we know not on a global scale
But in like all the lore they just describe skin colors
Humanity is mostly united but, ehh, other humans still hate other humans
Unles it a mutation human is human
Yeah unless you're a pure joe, you're basically an outcast
Abhumans are sorta 2nd class citizens, but the distinction doesn't really matter beyond the regular folk having things to target since they're also treated worse than slime 
Realistically speaking human racism would still exist to a certain point but this is generally replaced by people thinking of mutants instead as "subhumans" and so on.
Its also because the authors dont USUALLY want to remind people of IRL political stuff unless they can get away with it.
like theres one passage in a rogue trader book where a local populace lynches a group of tall abhumans that were on shoreleave because they looked "weird"
Yeah, this is understandable
Abhumans, basically the usable mutants so we don't have to kill them
Such a fate
There's a more emphasized hate of the "other" in the form of traitors and aliens generally
Also the Imperial cult points alot of hate at anything not human
Coincidentally co opted by weirdos to annoy non-imperium players online 
I find it very funny that the imperium don't like psykers, even though the person they love so much to worship is one of the greatest psykers
The meme that goes
Racism= cringe
Xenophobia = based
isint too far off the mark when it comes to the zealots in the imperium
I wouldint say the psykers themselves but thier powers. But yea generally true
Like only ogryns seem nice to them but even the big guys are pretty careful
Fellow outcasts i suppose
Depends on the individual level from suspicion to out right hatred
A lord General vizan in the cain books had a few psykers around him
Psykers are always hated.
its a parody of medieval superstition
its just not said to the face of most of them that can delete you
Yeah some guys just find them useful
Yeah, even back in warhammer fantasy literal witch hunters exist
^
They exist in 40k lol
Just not riding brooms
Wait, you're telling me before they became their own thing they were made to be witch hunters?
Ah our martyred lady
Oh ordo hereticus
next you'll tell me Witches hunt Hunters 
Grandma please take your pills
Im gonna bury you alive 
And I meam
You can't, I'm an ork i will just basically grow into orks
Until they are useful of course
Oh ederius, how about you draw a Slannesh worshipper wearing these, as a suggestion, like you know a corrupted ordo hereticus inquisitor
I draw one slaanesh lady and I'm immediately known as the Slaanesh guy
Calm down it's a suggestion
Thanks lol
I guess I can make her part of Eloise's adventures
Nice
I mean half of GW's inquisitors are already Chaos adjacent 
You mean the radicals?
Those guys that will just summon a daemon host for fun
I mean more how risque they make a lot of their outfits lmao
Ah
That is true
I'd say vanity plays a role there
More fodder for da cult 
Chaos ain't got shit on me I simp for the sisters of battle like the emperor intended
...
What if the sisters are the cult
He just expose himself, shoot him
No u
"uh, secta guardz, the Slannesh runtz are it again"
I'm being careful not to say much because I'm fairly certain Dilara would gut me for being cringe
No she will straight up hang you by your leg skin you alive
I've seen what she can do when she sees cringe
It'll be just like the good old days
can i see it?
nice
and also dont worry
if theyll call you the slaanesh guy again
point towards me
ill carry the title with pride
My veritable partner in crime
Nah, i think someone god crucified in fanart after he decided to fall in love with that drawing
Most diabolical
yes darling?
It's the first time one of my things has been complemented with "mommy", which tbh is a good sign since it means practice is paying off

Yeah it's not that close to depravity yet but it's a good sign it's working
Some art i've seen online will leave me purely traumatized
I find it funny and mildly jealous that goge vandire turned they budding daughters of the emperor into his own personal harem
I need to make a rhyme for her
Same, I wonder what goes on in thier heads sometimes
Like Sigvald has
Sigvlad has one?
well thats the spirit
Oh trust me i've become numb to the pain
something depraved would be "mommy i wanna muderfuck your flesh"
Yes that is true but i have something that i will not say because i'm afraid
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Had extra hour break, much fun had.
Now i back to werk :c
Thank you for opportunity and source;
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what has technology done
this ones better
what do you mean?
you know exactly what i mean
what, the shadow realm thing?
the AI voice
That's not ai that's genuine voice acting
That video has been on youtube for as long as i'm alive
damn you're young
say that to the adeptus mechanicus, theyll remove you flehsy ass out of the ecuation
holy shit people are born after 2006
Brother
Please
Don't make me get the electric gun again
dont threaten me with a good time
Wait, you also worship she who thirsts?
What the Utter
Hey @keen stratus, is this one from you
wich one?
Jay aint my child is that what you ask for
No you pink a crab i mean is he a member of your cult
He was an Archon of Caoiva!
no, but he might be if he continues the good steps
this is a good start
Yeah i think i need to get the molecular disassembler for this one
now we need to see if he gets a b*ner when we pull out his skin
Alright let's keep it tamer than that 
if youre the slaanesh guy, you should know thats nothing
Yeah i'm with ederius on this one calm down a little
i cant calm
thats the point of slaanesh
but since you seem to be from the imperium
and you dont have your daddy emperor near
You worship slaanesh not khorne
Nah nah I mean it's best to keep it per server guidlines 
imma shut up
well then we have to discuss if theres pleasure in calming down
and also
the line between khorne and slaanesh
can be blurry sometimes
like if i get pleasure out of killing i dont know who am i feeding
I mean the line between anyone and them is blurry since they're just that general
I don't know i worship gork and mork
the only joy i get is from bayoneting orks
Again, don't know who did the meme, all i did was the voice and edit
Shut it you ice raccoon
glory to the mommyland
unpopular opinion, i think the codex astartis is overrated
ive read more interesting shit
and sun tzu its more based
For example if the guard fought on a deserter planet would they still keep their default green armor?
They do have camouflaged gear and every regiment usually have their own style of uniform
Snow Cadian for example
The void king is really good
Now I need to make my rogue trader house
I’m just not sure what their ‘thing’ should be
Theres a lot of gimmicks you can pick
just pick a historical reference/drip
Pinterest is a good place to start
I'm definitely giving my rogue trader a codpiece
i like that
That's one way to assume domiance
Codpeice measuring contest
What are the nox wars
And what does the veteran helmet in the shop have to do with it
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yes inquisitor 
I just learnt the mechanicus is a little older than the imperium. Like they were around before Big E did the unification thing
how big are hive cities comparitive to our world
Continent sized I'd assume. Like tertium is as big as Europe I'm guessing
Entirely depends but as Phisk said they can be massive, mid or sometimes continent sized.
For example note how Tertium itself literally reaches the stratosphere and past it
the mechanicus existed even during the age of strife i believe. mars united relatively fast compared to earth
this is how the mechanicus managed to colonize forge worlds around the galaxy
Thays really cool, I learn more about my favorite faction every day
so i have a question, what is the significance of a purity seal? is it really a big deal if a guardsman has one, and is it true that if they have one a commissar wont kill them for retreating or tell him no
Purity seals are borne by various Imperial troops, applied to weapons, armor and vehicles. They take the form of wax seals and parchment inscribed with declarations and prayers. They are prominently displayed on armour, and symbolize that the wearer is uncontaminated by the slightest taint of Chaos
Seems customary, like getting a gold star for good behavior
Which basically means you have zero and guaranteed to have zero connection to chaos
its usually just to show you're untainted by chaos or to show something has been purified
Like after you clean your gun
you might just slap one on
So. Question.
Oh. First. Do the trust progression cut scenes explain actual lore for the game?
How is bio-lightning different from other psyker lightning powers
Imagine if a cow shot lightning out of a gland in its head
um
What are possible classes they could add to this game based on the units in lore?
Within reason a disgraced tech adept of sorts could be a full class with its own trees
For subclasses we have plenty to work with still
then again would be better to just give more guns more then anything
You think they’ll add new campaigns to face different factions like Tyranids or Necrons?
nah
Necrons we're fucked like x100 if we had to fight them in any capacity
Tyranids I can see us fighting smaller bioforms
Orks yeah if its not a major Waaagh
Feral Orks are used for target practice by Planetary Defense Forces
maybe feral orks, but they can be technologically advanced enough to literally still have giant machinery and don't even get me started on the monstrous squiggs they use
Eldar of any sorts, Tau and Necrons are completely off the table
Tau beacuse they would have to somehow manage to reach Tertium
Necrons because they're necrons
And Eldar because they're Eldar
Though the main narrative is around tertium and the chaos cults there, I'd hope we get some of the other worlds mentioned in the char creation? But I doubt it, maybe some expanded enemy cults or smthn
yeah even the small group of them has extremely devastating hit and run tactics and on places where we do our usual operations they can hide and ambush us very well
Yeah
Any sort of Eldar would have a field day in the Underhive
for Dark Eldar it would be like a pleasant vacation compared to Comorrogah
tau can rigged the entire place with gun turrets, explosive charges
drones
They can set up stealth sniper somewhere
Imagine dealing with Tau drones
in the darktide environments lol
ah yes snipers except there's 20 of them
yeah and some of them have protective shielding
Or they just straight up shield the biggest gun on the field
Try taking out that assassin over there when he has a stealth field and a literal shield drone
also even the most basic tau weapon that they can bring on the field will punch a hole through what we wear in tertium
an ogryn is strong, but one well placed shot between the eyes will bring it down
Pulse Rifles are literally better then bolters
in a lot of situations
they're also standard issue 💀
yeah so imagine what the sniper assassin with the stealth field has
Longshot pulse rifle 🤓
Stealth suits ironically don't have very many long ranged guns
Pulse rifles are great and all until bayonets get shoved in a Tau’s face, and there are millions more bayonets behind you
Not to mention they are rather unwieldy considering they are long as fuck, which would be a nightmare in cqb to begin with, even without melee
Tbh
If a fire warrior ends up in melee range that’s a failure on the fire warriors part
If they’re a breacher then they want to be up close
Honestly, I wonder how overplayed the stereotype of “Tau bad in melee” really is
I know I just kinda repeated the meme myself but honestly just because the Tau don’t necessarily have as many dedicated melee units doesn’t mean they are bad in melee, it’s just that their doctrine dictates fire superiority, not unlike the guard, but with a larger focus of preserving their forces
Even fucking Farsight uses a daemon blade, and is proficient with it. Fire warriors do also use bayonets themselves
farsight's faction is also producing new melee weapons
Tau physically have worse motor skills on average
Which is why they’re “bad” at melee
But if a fire warrior punches you in the face
It’s gona still hurt like a mother fucker
They are literally less muscularly built than a human
Yeah that also
Yes you will feel their punch but it will not hurt as much as it's coming from a fully muscular human
Which is why crisis suits make up for that I guess. Space marines will get annihilated by crisis suits
yep it doesn't matter
A lot of their heavy hitting elites use those mechanical monstrosities
But the average fire warrior def isn’t nearly as good in melee as the average guardsmen






