#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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Because they feel “out of place” so to speak

sly relic
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Cause you know

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Secrets paranoia and stuff

arctic talon
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Doesn’t help that the dark angels were paranoid the batch from Cawl were spy’s (they weren’t)

arctic talon
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Lol

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Also the random mind wipes they would get

sly relic
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Ye

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Well,

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Hopefully

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The lion will change that

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Actualy

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I Hope the lion will change alot of stuff in the chapter

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🗿

green loom
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He probably won't tbh

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At leas

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not in the way most people would expect

sly relic
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I like pre heresy dark Angels

sly relic
arctic talon
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But the dark angels being a bunch of secretive weirdos is status quo

sly relic
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That's why i like pre heresy dark Angels

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They don't Fuck arround

green loom
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Weren't they also a bunch of secretive weirdos lol

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iirc the AL had trouble infiltrating them because they had crazy stupid encryption/code words

sly relic
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They where like the elite force of the emperor, when there's shit that another legion couldn't handle, they where sent

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The Big E even gave them Dark age of technology weapons

arctic talon
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Like

green loom
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Yeah they kept a lot of the funny tech secret lel

arctic talon
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The alpha legion literally got lost

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Trying to infiltrate one of their bases

sly relic
arctic talon
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I’d say it was just as much

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Just less obessesed

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Over a single thing

green loom
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I'd say in a different way

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Tbh

sly relic
green loom
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More stupid complicated than "Digging their own grave"

arctic talon
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Like they made the layout of their bases so excessively over complicated

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And vauge

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Secret routes, dead ends, Ect.

green loom
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And that's saying a lot for AL because they literally can't help but scheme and overcomplicate things

storm jungle
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Alpha Legion fans when they cant accept that their entire faction is chaos and they huff copium fartgas saying they are loyalists

green loom
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Wait what argument

arctic talon
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The argument is pure compium

storm jungle
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Its funny because it literally crumbles with any Alpha Legion 40k lore

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where literally everything they do is aid chaos

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and be evil as fuck

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its great

sly relic
storm jungle
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Thats just the stupid fan copium talking.

arctic talon
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Almost every single warband we’ve had the pov of

storm jungle
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theres straight up evil chaos alpha legion bands out there lmao

arctic talon
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Either hates the imperium

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Or is all in on the chaos juice

storm jungle
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like one example

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they made poison snakes rain down on an entire imperium world

sly relic
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But sometimes when they pull up it accidently helps the imperium

forest orbit
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Literally when

sly relic
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Like i forgor the name, but it was a famous siege where the kriegsman where, and when the alpha legion poped up, the imperium sent Space Marines, if they didn't pulled up, the imperium wouldn't have sent Space Marines and the kriegsman would have lost

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I totaly forgor the name of the siege

storm jungle
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Vraks.

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And they didn't help anyone.

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they just sabotaged the Imperial lines constantly and harrassed them.

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then got wiped out by the DA and their leader got captured at the climax of the battle.

rose thorn
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Glad to know regicide still exists in 40k

sly relic
storm jungle
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I'd buy it if they left straight afterwards.

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They didn't, they kept sabotaging the siegers

sly relic
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🗿

green loom
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I'm surprised you aren't mentioning the AL in that story who Celestine lets get away because she saw a vision

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I forget it's name

storm jungle
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I guess the Alpha Legionaries on the planet also helping the chaos defenders murder said space marine reinforcements also doesn't count.

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And is totally was also their plan.

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100+ dead marines btw

green loom
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There's the redacted ig but their leader is more or less deranged

storm jungle
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they didnt help anyone and just worsened the siege

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and made the planet unusable

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theres no deep plot here

sly relic
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When a hundred terminators TP in the middle of your forteress ya kinda die

green loom
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I forget what the guy was doing

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I think wiping out "weak" imperial elements so the Imperium sent fresh reinforcements to replace them

sly relic
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They should have just orbitaly bomb Vraks

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Like not destroy it

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But bomb

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But hey WW1 remake but with Space demons and titans is cool

storm jungle
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They can't.

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its an armory-fortress world.

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Its acknowledged earlier on that the traitors need to be removed by conventional means otherwise they will be there forever.

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the underground bunkers and shit also go DEEP

green loom
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Or until they starve, but Imperial Armour needs Dead Korpsmen

storm jungle
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Thats also acknowledged.

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I think the estimates was it would take 100+ years

crystal forum
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every time somebody takes the lore seriously and act like all guard have to do is shell a place a lot

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chaos cultists give 0 shits

green loom
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We know better

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We've tried smarf

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People are annoying and when they're stubborn a pain in the ass to force out

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i just love a part of a soul drinker book that says they can't shell a fortress too much or else the enemy will use the rubble as even more cover lol

storm jungle
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Lmao

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yeah Imperial Armor books are great for this

crystal forum
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REMOVE

storm jungle
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NOT MY BUNKERINOS NOOO

crystal forum
green loom
crystal forum
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the stream?

green loom
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Yes

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The Armageddon Navy looks pretty cool

crystal forum
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lol

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i just wanted dead harvest man

green loom
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Their game design is so good, they make Matt Ward's Grey Knight codex look balanced

crystal forum
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legit

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siege camp knows how to follow a single style

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something GW is dog shit at

storm jungle
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You REALLY should read Vraks Jay

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but uhhh

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you'd legit need an entire day for it

crystal forum
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yeah one day i'll have to get around to actually reading guard stuff

green loom
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It is quite based

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It's like logi, but you get to laugh at the people suffering instead

storm jungle
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Yeah its written like an actual war

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One of the best pieces of fiction by GW

patent bay
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Mr.Bones 40k good reference or nah. Kinda like the shitpost feel to it

storm jungle
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Hes good for general and 10m lore vids

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I think his main appeal is that hes completely honest on what faction he likes/dislikes.

crystal forum
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his choice of music is weird

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the first video of his i watched was dreadnoughts and i thought it was a joke about them being old and senile

patent bay
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I'm trying to get my younger brother into WH but his baby momma keeps shitting on it every chance she gets. Took me like 2 months to get him to download darktide

crystal forum
patent bay
crystal forum
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https://youtu.be/KyPjE1Sn-Ts
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patent bay
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Coolbeans, Appreciate it. He loves Darktide just gotta get past the bugs

spare osprey
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Honestly what got me into warhammer

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Random imperial knight mobile game

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Was a free blade knight and DA vs world eaters and Orks

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And now where we are

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Idk anymore

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Was a very strange introduction

patent bay
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Mine was warhammer:total war. Big CA fan then slowly found this

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or whatever it is

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bigmad about the DLC debacle that is currently going on

odd palm
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Mad at CA or the backlash they’re receiving?

patent bay
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Not even mad at them, just disappointed

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I understand the world economy sucks rn but also feel like they should have added more to it to justify the means

odd palm
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True. Can’t be charging like 40% of the games price for a dlc that adds so little

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Like a completely new faction, new area and mechanics? Sure

spare osprey
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Ok I thought that was just me

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Cause like

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Around $20-$30 for like 4 “factions” is wild

patent bay
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Naw, I think most level minded people would be upset or just wait until a sale, but also take things into account like what we posted above

thick cedar
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How come theres no lore about Ordo Dockets?

arctic talon
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It’s not an actual imperial currency

thick cedar
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or maybe "docket" came from a weird accent of these

arctic talon
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Ducats are a Roman currency

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It’s why Hallowete won’t take dockets

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Won’t take them as payment

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They aren’t real money

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Grendyl essentially owns us lol

crisp heath
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Docket is a pun AFAIK

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A docket irl is a list of cases that a judge hasn't heard yet, which ties into the inquisition as law enforcement

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It also sounds like Ducat, which is an irl currency

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But yeah they don't exist anywhere except Tertium and the Mourningstar

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Irl ducats are basically euros that existed before the EU, but they aren't worth anything now except for their price in metal or rare ones as collector pieces

native charm
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so with the Death Korp cosmetic out I been thinking- you never hear of psykers or psyker regiments from Krieg.

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least I haven't

arctic talon
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They'd probably dress like the DKOK to an extent

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but the Adeptus Astra Telepathica pretty much never pairs people who were born on X world with a regiment also from X world

arctic talon
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the rare instances it does happen are usually due to the psychic awakening occurring with the great rift opening

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The guy the krieg psyker set is based on

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is prolly a Primaris psyker who specalizes in divination

barren ether
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To add to your point, Sanctioned Psykers aren’t even always used by guard regiments

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Psykers are often seen more as liabilities more than boons so many regiments just straight up don’t use psykers unless they are assigned them, or absolutely have to

green loom
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Or the guardsmen hate and are disgusted by psykers and will probably kill them before tolerating them much

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Like how in Cadian blood the regiment's psyker is bashed nonstop

fathom lion
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Lore question regarding Deathscorps of Krieg skin pack. Do ogryns in deathcore wear masks etc like in the skin pack or are they still tank top chads?

arctic talon
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they prolly wear normal ogryn gear

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unless they're particularly valuble or they need to

queen laurel
south canopy
urban edge
late sorrel
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About that opening line in the opening cutscene. With the Cicatrix Maladictum being mentioned in dialogue, wouldn't it be the 42nd Millenium by now?

green loom
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Doesn't have to be

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Per dialogue the Cicatrix might be new in-game, so it could still be 999 m41

late sorrel
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Slaanesh's prince albert, they wanna milk the last 40 seconds of m41 as long as they can don't they

crystal forum
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it's funny because GW dug themselves into their own hole by putting so many pivotal events at the end of m41

vast heart
vague lodge
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... you ever think the other chaos gods get angry that Slaanesh turns all their stuff into a kink?

storm jungle
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You literally described what r34 does.

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So probably.

jade holly
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So is the Emperor a full on god? Or is he just a very influential dude?

celest dome
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Near god

jade holly
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What does that mean?

storm jungle
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Hes getting power slowly thanks to the Rift to reach godhood, it will reach its climax at some point whenever Terra gets destroyed or he finally dies physically on the throne to ascend.

jade holly
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So he’s basically being held back staying on life support on the throne?

storm jungle
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Yep pretty much

jade holly
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Damn

celest dome
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Allegedly, it's either coalesce into a God, just a new Eye of Terror or both

native saddle
arctic talon
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The warp rift in the webway project is gona blow open

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And big E will most likely ascend to godhood

queen laurel
rose thorn
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welp, i think i reached my time to make an oc for wahrammer

queen laurel
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He's getting there

arctic talon
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He practically speaking is already a warp entity

queen laurel
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Tell me i'm very excited

arctic talon
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He’s stronger then Malice already

rose thorn
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im planning a cold trader gang for necromunda

arctic talon
rose thorn
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and i wanan base the crew off my friends so ill make my slef the captain because my ego is immaculate

queen laurel
rose thorn
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general illegal items yee

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mostly xenos

queen laurel
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Tau weapons, eldar foods

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Something like that?

rose thorn
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recently theres a trend of selling eldar blood

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apparenetly it can be made into a drug

queen laurel
rose thorn
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yea

queen laurel
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Would be very useful

rose thorn
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im pretty sure thats not how like

Biology works but we ball

queen laurel
rose thorn
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shes gonna have a sling gun because cold traders satart with it

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aka shuriken gun

arctic talon
rose thorn
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apparently rich people really like eldar stuff

arctic talon
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Or some settings

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Elf blood is associated with the fey

rose thorn
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makes sense i guess

arctic talon
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But not warhammer fantasy

queen laurel
rose thorn
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OH YEAH also theres alot of people who sell just, body parts of xenos

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bone traders are one of the more common groups

queen laurel
rose thorn
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and cold traders make alot of money from political figues, navigators, rogue traders, general rich people

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and the fucking ordo xenos

arctic talon
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Being a snitch pays well happyflag

rose thorn
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apparently alot of ordo xenos inquisitors like to buy xeno artifacts that arent available in thier area or xeno animals

queen laurel
rose thorn
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and also probably stuff to just learn more about extinct xenos

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i know an inquisitor bought an extremely extremely rare pet from a cold trader once

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and just wanted it for shits and giggles

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also porbably a fear factor

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ordos xenos are fucking weird tbh lmao

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"I FUCKING HATE XENOS GRRR"

the 2 eldar they have on staff:
staregryn

queen laurel
rose thorn
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oh yeah teh thing that sold me to go cold trader let me find the quote

arctic talon
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💀

rose thorn
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the saying is like:

"when men first encounter the alien their first reactions to kill it, but the second reaction is to see how much profit they can make with it's remains."

queen laurel
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But there are those that treat it as an opportunity

rose thorn
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first i need to find a body for her

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these scream to me, let me see the sprue of that guy in the middel of the bleu guard

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scions lmao

storm jungle
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thats the Tempestor Prime

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guy has real rizz

queen laurel
storm jungle
rose thorn
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this is still the best warhammer trailer ever lmao

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i love these fuckers so much

storm jungle
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the Starstriders walked so the rest of the Kill Team ranges could run

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🫡

rose thorn
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FR

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im glad its back

storm jungle
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I think this was more or less THE beginning of GW being like

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"Fancy models for a small focus game? Huh... maybe we can do something with this"

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because the Starstriders tragically came and went before being brought back again

green loom
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In rogue trader

rose thorn
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yee

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i think ikm gonna make scions into my crew's voidsmen, i see these guys used for a shit laod of kit bashes all the time lol

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just replace the heads

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did they really sell a whole scion army in one box at some point?

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for 200 dollars?

arctic talon
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Yep

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It’s a bit over 1k points

rose thorn
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FORGE WORLD FUCKING HELL, they just globbed on the fuckin piant on these guys

arctic talon
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It’s for the “rustic” look

green loom
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Got a poem from fall of Cadia

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"This is not a foxhole, this is the rich earth of my world
Dirt I threw in handfuls on the coffins of troopers that came before me.
Those who stood in ranks on the bastion wall, lasgun in hand,
And told the eye that it could not have our future.
This is not a foxhole, this is my world

This is not a foxhole, it is my home
The place I have shared with my comrades, eating, laughing,
A hole that does not feel empty, for we fill it with light and courage,
And where I have seen them pass into the Emperor's light.
This is not a foxhole, it is my home.

This is not a foxhole, it is my fortress.
It is home, world, a Kasr I have dug with my own hands,
A legacy that was bequeathed to me, to meet the enemy blade first,
As we have always, and I will not leave it, not surrender it,
Not take one step back for I have dug my fortress and I will hold it.
For this is not a foxhole - this is a grave."

crisp heath
# rose thorn

"That will be £231.39, thank you for shopping at forge world"

versed ledge
thick cedar
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Constantly peaking myself at 100% peril cant be healthy

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or is it something like a floodgate? only matters when you breach 100

arctic talon
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Every time you breach the warp you have a chance to explode

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Or sometimes something worse

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Psykers are in constant danger of death whenever they use their powers

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Best case scenario for warp manifestations is the area around you gets covered in hoarfrost, worst case scenario a greater daemon rips you in half and turns your still living body into a portal

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The perils of the warp the psykers experience in game are very very tame

tough haven
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Anyone got a good video outlining orks for me to explain what the faction is to a friend new to 40K

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One that’s particularly Orky

storm jungle
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Do you want short or long

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Luetin's ork video is prob my favorite ever.

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but its also 57 minutes long

tough haven
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I mean, probably shorter, but I’ll see

storm jungle
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Best I can do without being too cringe 😔

tough haven
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I appreciate the effort

barren ether
thick cedar
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I think I asked before, but Psykers only get cold when actively channeling warp, right?

arctic talon
queen laurel
tough haven
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I think this is a really good introductory video for people that want one

queen laurel
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For 57 minutes

tough haven
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So no

queen laurel
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Yeah just watch the shorter one

tough haven
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Is that one funnier/more entertaining?

queen laurel
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Luetin is a lot more serious

thick cedar
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based on hints, what side of the imperium is tertium on?

arctic talon
sterile sun
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does this huge helmet have a name

night gust
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Mark V Mildly Affronted Long Range Communicatus pattern

green loom
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It's nice to see that Argenta in RT is just a full on murderous psychopath to anything inhuman lmao

fervent folio
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Greetings once more, wise scholars of the history of the 41st millenium

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I have a question

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Since the malevolent influence of Chaos usually corrupts and mutates those seeking it, including primarchs

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Why is abbadon not horribly mutated ?

green loom
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Those mutations are often times "Gifts" from the gods

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Abby's big thing is that he owes allegiance to no god, and refuses all their gifts

fervent folio
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So he is not their champion as horus was then ?

storm jungle
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He is.

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He just blueballs them.

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Horus took literally everything and basically became a hallucinating slave.

tough haven
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Sentences I never thought I would say

storm jungle
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it really is the BEST explanation

tough haven
green loom
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He's beefy and dangerous

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And also has conventional augments

tough haven
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No wonder he’s only won through sheer statistical chance

tough haven
storm jungle
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I literally got no idea still what he even means by that statement

near wasp
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Abbadons refusal to take blessings make the chaos gods want him more.

rapid prism
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So silly little lore question

How many kinds of abhuman are there?

tough haven
storm jungle
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Full list with cited sources.

arctic talon
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Just because he denies more blessings from the gods doesn’t means he isn’t juicing up like every other CSM

crystal forum
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illegal bodybuilding supplement

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khorne's the god of gains

rose thorn
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Corsair’s face of the void is a pretty great audio drama

storm jungle
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I bought it expecting eldar stuff

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instead I got humans

normal light
normal light
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ok

rose thorn
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I wanted it for inspiration for my cold traders

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And it’s like

rose thorn
storm jungle
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Lmao yep

rose thorn
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There was an interview with the author saying it’s literally a pilot episode

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I’m pretty sure

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The second one is out

storm jungle
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Wait theres a sequel?

rose thorn
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Yea

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I didn’t check I just saw it in the audiobook search

rose thorn
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It was a book about actual pirates

storm jungle
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DARN İT

rose thorn
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Saddage

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But it did answer a good question of ‘so legally how fucked over can a rogue trader be?’

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Answer: very very very

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Their contract isn’t invulnerable like some books say

storm jungle
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Yeah its a hard and tricky job depending on your business ventures

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some books have rogue traders that are literally washed up and got nothing sitting in a bar being drunk like Han Solo lol

rose thorn
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I was planning my cold trader to be a disgraced rogue trader who lost her contract and it was given to her sister

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So we hall

storm jungle
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yeah anything can happen to your Trader so this isn't that abnormal

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and honestly a lot worse than death from the shame of it

rose thorn
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Lmao

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When the occasion arises she isn’t above pretending to be her sister of course

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Especially when there isn’t enough time or resources to check her claim

storm jungle
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incredibly girlboss

rose thorn
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FrFrFr

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I need a writer’s pet rogue trader book series ;~;

storm jungle
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Theres really not a lot of RT books

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🤔

rose thorn
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For some reason

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It would literally be the best way to introduce a new fan

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You can even include a space wolf

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Or a space marine in general

storm jungle
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Yeah theres a few but they are OLD

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this was one of my firsts

rose thorn
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Just a lil bit of everything, include a villian of the week for each book and bam

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A nids and crons

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Might give that a read

patent bay
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Oculus Imperia is good referencing for lore? I really like his format

storm jungle
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Hes a really good guy both in lore and IRL

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His format is basically a self-aware Imperial scribe in the Imperial Palace recounting lore in hidden messages/recordings, its REALLY atmospheric

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puts lots of care to his work, very nice guy

patent bay
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It's very apparent and him and Lue are probably my 2 faves for deep down stuff

storm jungle
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they are VERY good to open in the background and cihll + listen to

patent bay
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Makes me feel like I'm sitting in those lessons the scribes would hold

storm jungle
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Lmao yep tho in Oculus' case his character is a self-aware one so less of a brainwashed fanatic.

patent bay
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I feel so bad because his name always eludes me, but there is another guy who does like battle reports and campaign reports and it follows reg humans and astartes alike

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Those are good too

storm jungle
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Yeah the more "obscure" loretubers tend to be a bit better.

warm tinsel
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Did the adeptus custodes just become less cracked over time

storm jungle
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Cracked as in be less mary sues/OP? No they still and always are.

warm tinsel
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I just finished the beast rises novel where one eldar kills a ton of them

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But I feel like during the Horus heresy they came off as way more powerful

storm jungle
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Those are harlequins

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Harlequins can easily match a custodes so its not that strange.

warm tinsel
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Ah ok

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Not familiar with eldar hierarchy

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Tyty

storm jungle
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Yeah dont think too much about it

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a lot of more sociopathic custodes stans have never gotten that incident.

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And whine about it to this day

warm tinsel
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Hahahahaha

storm jungle
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Yeah its bad

celest dome
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Harlequin are kinda like Grail Knight in fantasy, there are some that are not that impressive, but others, oh god those are impressive ones

storm jungle
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Yeah exactly that, Harlequins are basically space-clown eldar performers that traverse the webway and teach the downfall of the eldar empire to other eldar and sometimes even human/alien societies that greet them and also carry covert spec ops stuff across the galaxy to mainly battle chaos but will interfere to fight other factions if the Laughing God's words demand it.

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They literally move in like shards of kaleidoscopic sparkly lights and insta-murder most basic humans, the only people that can usually put up with them are Marines/Anything above.

warm tinsel
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Sick art!!

storm jungle
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They are fun!

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but yeah anyway lore dump aside basically thats why.

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Custodes can still like murder most basic armies by themselves as a shield host, its rare that they ever fight equals.

patent bay
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But aren't custodes only come around when shit gets REALLY bad?

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Dont*

storm jungle
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Not anymore, ever since they became an army and something people can collect in the current 40k timeline you can deploy them anywhere with the proper excuse.

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Like obviously they will realistically speaking lorewise will attend the more serious battlefields but its still a thing.

arctic talon
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Harlequin power variance is way larger then custodes mostly due to outliers like solitaires

storm jungle
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Yeee I explained it

tough haven
lofty cargo
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Is an old krieger scarier than a scrawny catachan? Why or why not?

versed ledge
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So if scrape and corpse starch standard hiver food, how do people not get sick?

barren ether
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Gut biomes and all that jazz. I’m absolutely not even remotely educated in that regard, but that’s my limited understanding

arctic talon
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either way either is prolly dangerous

crystal forum
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i just realized the in-game krieg uniform doesnt even have a filter

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fake krieger

queen laurel
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I mean to be fair modeling and making it connect with the model itself is going to be a pain in the ass

crystal forum
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still!

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it's fake

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0/10

gloomy valve
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they breathe corpse starch

green loom
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Need some help giving this lady a fitting title

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Was thinking something "Debonair"

celest dome
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What's her story ?

green loom
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Fairly generic debauched noble

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I've been a bit lazy on doing her bstory

celest dome
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So her daemonic aspects are from birth or mutation from corruption ?

green loom
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Latter

round cedar
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Is there a possible lore reason for zealot’s stealth?

#

Any relatively cheap portable decks tat make one harder to see/distort them?

green loom
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They're just really sneaky

celest dome
#

I think there are such things but only Sycarian Skitarii have them

storm jungle
#

Many types of other food-stuff exist on the Imperial hives, they are still shit but its not literal corpses.

green loom
#

Yeah I imagine it'd have the typical dystopia food lineup

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Cooked rat, vague protein products

storm jungle
#

yeee literally just slop-food

queen laurel
#

being able to grow your food in the back of the garden i suppose

green loom
#

Idk

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War of the Beast shows a marine being disgusted with the stuff Orks give slaves

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Tbh I don’t like most third party models that supposed to be a complete recreation of something like a character, but for some fucking reason major kill’s non descript elf lords feels more accurate then the official ones

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And also this dude

storm jungle
#

Macharius my beloved

storm jungle
#

while still keeping close to the artwork for the most part

rose thorn
#

Ah

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His not space marines suffer from not space marine syndrome

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BUT THAT HELMET

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I love it

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He’s just, his armor makes too much sense

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I hate that it’s a problem for my brain

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I think gw’s chunky men has corrupted me

queen laurel
queen laurel
rose thorn
#

And shoulders

queen laurel
#

i think he's been skipping out leg day

rose thorn
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Fr lol

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But I’m Unironically gonna buy his elves

rose thorn
#

It’s amaizng

storm jungle
#

the man knew his STUFF

rose thorn
#

FRRR

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The best saint is a normal fucking dude

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I can’t believe they were like ‘let’s give him, his fucking cane’

storm jungle
#

he was basically Space Alexander back then so it works

rose thorn
#

He has Alexander on his cane

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Which is the funniest shit

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Ancient art, but

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That’s just Alexander on his cane

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Side note, I never realized how much I wanted more eldar axes

storm jungle
#

Yeah eldar axes are rare

rose thorn
#

Shockingly cool tho

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Seeing thsi slim ass androgynous elf with a big ass axe

storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
#

‘Well you see monki, the superior eldar dexterity allows me to bend my hand 180 degrees and strike upward to keep the battery safe”

queen laurel
rose thorn
# storm jungle

Do you have that meme where it’s like ‘imperial plan vs eldar plan’ and they both do the same thing but the Eldar is like, a bunch of loops dives and shit

storm jungle
#

Lmao I don't sadly

queen laurel
#

yeah I understand the high-ranking officers reaction here

rose thorn
storm jungle
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Lmao thats my meme

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yep

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

bows bows

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

literally Microsoft Paint lmao

queen laurel
green loom
#

Finding random mentions of Dilara is funny

storm jungle
#

My memetic influence is about as underground as Gustavo Fring's meth empire

normal light
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And distribution of memes through anonymous accounts?

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Lmaooo yeah that sounds about right

queen laurel
#

https://youtu.be/8TiqiOexD-8?si=2ItlWkSDyQuKfAYP after giving this a listen i think it's pretty good

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the voices are not the most orky but

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surprisingly the animation isn't that shit

normal light
storm jungle
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Lmfao jokes aside i only make memes when I get inspired, i barely even visit grimdank all that much

green loom
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From the artists I've seen her commission, a lot KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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That's art not MEMES KEK

queen laurel
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7oK0pSWpag&t=47s wes is popular guy to promote warhammer related games huh

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green loom
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Woah

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That's horribly cringe and dumb
I love it

storm jungle
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what the fuck

green loom
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Discovery Channel Warhammer is not something I expected to see

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Well that was something

rose thorn
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My favorite part of the infinite and define is when tryzan gets slimed after winning on the kids choice award

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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Yea

queen laurel
#

yeah that is believable

rose thorn
#

I’m dumb I forgot the void king released, I’m gonna listen to that audiobook next

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That’s a rogue trader book

crystal forum
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i swear he used to sound more australian

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anyways he seems good in that role

queen laurel
#

When he just used to post shorts, he was a lot more energetic

round lotus
#

So what soldiers in the imperium use plasma guns?Im making a build that kinda makes me seem like a commander or general that uses a plasma gun

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Would a someone with a captain/leader like rank be allowed to use a plasma gun

daring monolith
#

Plasma pistols are rare but some commding officers use them. In the sisters of battle its seen in the hands of palatine and cannoness.

A plasmagun is ussually given to a soldier as punishment somtimes for making too many sly Marbo jokes

round lotus
queen laurel
daring monolith
round lotus
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So what what are the main commanders/officers actually called?

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And what weapons do they use that a veteran can also use in darktide

daring monolith
round lotus
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So what’s the entire loadout colonels commissars have access too,that isn’t too rare to see them use

queen laurel
daring monolith
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The regular Las/bolt pistols with a chainsword or optional power weapon

queen laurel
#

The noteworthy ones use bolt pistols and power swords

daring monolith
#

Yea gaunt uses a bolt pistol with a drum magazine kek

round lotus
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Note worthy?as in ones that end up being the talk of the town?

daring monolith
#

Yea

queen laurel
round lotus
#

Are bolt pistols in the game?

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Can veterans use them?

queen laurel
#

They're basically just a smaller handheld bolter

round lotus
#

So heavy laspistol and a good power sword might be the way to go huh

daring monolith
#

Yea

queen laurel
#

And of course you can also pick the chainsword but the power sword is a lot better in the meta if i remember

daring monolith
green loom
green loom
queen laurel
daring monolith
green loom
#

Plasma guns are special weapons you can give to guardsmen squads

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Same as meltas and grenade launchers

daring monolith
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Yea but no one at large would willingly use one

round lotus
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Well now I don’t want to use a plasma gun since it seems like one would run one as a punishment

green loom
#

Being able to decimate armoured enemies sure seems like punishment

queen laurel
#

I mean yeah you can die but like

green loom
#

You also have to overheat it for it to kill you

queen laurel
#

That giant dinosaur is going to kill you anyway

green loom
#

Which you can just

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Not do

daring monolith
#

Or vent at the wrong time

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Killed by superheated gas

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Idk if you notice but you take damage venting a plasmagun if a vet is in your team he/she will call you an "amateur"

celest dome
green loom
#

Yes, because he has a bolt pistol specifically for propaganda purposes smarf

daring monolith
#

With big musclecly arms

storm jungle
#

its just shitty wikipedia editors

green loom
#

It's all a play on Chuck Norris jokes

daring monolith
#

It's sly Marbo anything is real

storm jungle
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jesus thats so cringe

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Its not.

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yeet

storm jungle
queen laurel
green loom
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Look I can do it

queen laurel
#

It's basically copying and pasting a joke on another f****** medium

green loom
#

Time waits for no man, unless that man is Sly Marbo

storm jungle
#

Marbo is also not a character like that. In the lore he prefers working alone because hes too depressed from losing teammates and prefers to do everything alone.

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its a parody of how Rambo is a trauma-ridden war veteran

queen laurel
daring monolith
#

But fr though some regiments have plasma guns as punishment

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yeah but overall its still given to people as a normal elite weapon, the punshiment thing is like super side-lore stuff.

green loom
#

It's probably one of them jokes the vets make because they saw numerous untrained conscripts blow themselves up

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

You need to be also really stupid to blow yourself up with a plasma gun

green loom
#

It's like considering WW2 Rocket launchers a punishment because backblast could kill smarf

storm jungle
#

its mostly where tabletop drips into lore

green loom
daring monolith
#

it also makes you a notice target on the battlefield

queen laurel
daring monolith
#

It's the guard that isint a guarantee

green loom
#

I mean they wouldn't, it is the Guard

queen laurel
#

There are other things for you to worry about in a warhammer 40k battlefield than just a guy with a plasma gun

daring monolith
green loom
#

People die in war GergShocked

rose thorn
#

The void king reminded me rich poeple In 40k are still weirdos lmao

queen laurel
#

The rich runts

daring monolith
#

The city was wrecked when some Nobel didn't raise the Shields

rose thorn
#

They hunt monsters, enemies of the imperium, and other houses when they can get away with it

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

They get tattoos of animal skeletons on themselves

queen laurel
#

If you do that

daring monolith
#

I mean most cities fall to chaos cause nobels are too bored

rose thorn
#

Like, on their entire bodies it’s kinda funny

daring monolith
#

In traitors hand entire nobel houses fell to Slannesh

rose thorn
#

Either they ignore a problem, cause a problem for others, or bring the problem

daring monolith
#

In darktide my cadian vet said that nobles are only good for two things, catching bullets or causing trouble.

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Sums it up right

lofty mason
#

Does the concept of human races still exist in the world of 40k? Or since they're at war with aliens, they just use human and non-human?

green loom
#

They've moved up a level, to abhumans and regular humans

celest dome
#

You mean like how american describe with white/black/...
Maybe on more local levels, but as far as we know not on a global scale

rose thorn
#

But in like all the lore they just describe skin colors

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Unles it a mutation human is human

queen laurel
green loom
#

Abhumans are sorta 2nd class citizens, but the distinction doesn't really matter beyond the regular folk having things to target since they're also treated worse than slime smilecat

storm jungle
#

Its also because the authors dont USUALLY want to remind people of IRL political stuff unless they can get away with it.

#

like theres one passage in a rogue trader book where a local populace lynches a group of tall abhumans that were on shoreleave because they looked "weird"

storm jungle
#

Yeee

#

like racism and bigotry is still a thing, just not at the forefront

queen laurel
#

Such a fate

green loom
#

There's a more emphasized hate of the "other" in the form of traitors and aliens generally

daring monolith
#

Also the Imperial cult points alot of hate at anything not human

green loom
#

Coincidentally co opted by weirdos to annoy non-imperium players online smarf

queen laurel
#

I find it very funny that the imperium don't like psykers, even though the person they love so much to worship is one of the greatest psykers

daring monolith
#

The meme that goes
Racism= cringe
Xenophobia = based
isint too far off the mark when it comes to the zealots in the imperium

daring monolith
green loom
#

No they're pretty generally berated as "The witch"

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Like we see in game

queen laurel
#

Fellow outcasts i suppose

daring monolith
#

A lord General vizan in the cain books had a few psykers around him

storm jungle
#

Psykers are always hated.

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its a parody of medieval superstition

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its just not said to the face of most of them that can delete you

green loom
#

Yeah some guys just find them useful

queen laurel
storm jungle
green loom
#

They exist in 40k lol

daring monolith
#

Just not riding brooms

green loom
#

You know what sisters were in initially?

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"Inquisitorial Witch Hunters"

daring monolith
#

In 40k?

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Or fantasy?

queen laurel
green loom
#

No

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They're the militant arm of the Hereticus

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Aka

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The Witchhunters smarf

daring monolith
#

Ah our martyred lady

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

next you'll tell me Witches hunt Hunters staregryn

daring monolith
#

Well celestian squads

#

Kinda sad sisters of silence took a backseat atm

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Im gonna bury you alive staregryn

green loom
#

And I meam

queen laurel
green loom
rose thorn
daring monolith
#

That's just the inquisition

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With the funny hats

queen laurel
# green loom

Oh ederius, how about you draw a Slannesh worshipper wearing these, as a suggestion, like you know a corrupted ordo hereticus inquisitor

green loom
#

I draw one slaanesh lady and I'm immediately known as the Slaanesh guy

daring monolith
#

I didint

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Until today

queen laurel
daring monolith
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Thanks lol

queen laurel
#

You're not gary the red

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Or jean

green loom
green loom
#

I mean half of GW's inquisitors are already Chaos adjacent KEKW_ogryn

queen laurel
#

Those guys that will just summon a daemon host for fun

green loom
#

I mean more how risque they make a lot of their outfits lmao

queen laurel
daring monolith
#

I'd say vanity plays a role there

green loom
#

More fodder for da cult whatthefuck_heresy

daring monolith
#

Chaos ain't got shit on me I simp for the sisters of battle like the emperor intended

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...

green loom
#

What if the sisters are the cult

queen laurel
daring monolith
#

Just realized That might be an issue if it comes to slannesh

#

Dammit

green loom
#

You know it

#

Join purple gang, it's fun

daring monolith
#

No

#

Never

daring monolith
queen laurel
#

"uh, secta guardz, the Slannesh runtz are it again"

green loom
#

I'm being careful not to say much because I'm fairly certain Dilara would gut me for being cringe

queen laurel
#

I've seen what she can do when she sees cringe

green loom
#

It'll be just like the good old days

green loom
keen stratus
#

and also dont worry

#

if theyll call you the slaanesh guy again

#

point towards me

#

ill carry the title with pride

green loom
#

My veritable partner in crime

queen laurel
green loom
#

Most diabolical

keen stratus
green loom
queen laurel
#

Some art i've seen online will leave me purely traumatized

daring monolith
#

I find it funny and mildly jealous that goge vandire turned they budding daughters of the emperor into his own personal harem

green loom
#

I need to make a rhyme for her

daring monolith
green loom
#

Like Sigvald has

keen stratus
keen stratus
queen laurel
keen stratus
queen laurel
green loom
# keen stratus Sigvlad has one?

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queen laurel
#

I will get sent to the shadow realm

keen stratus
crystal forum
#

what has technology done

keen stratus
#

this ones better

keen stratus
crystal forum
#

you know exactly what i mean

keen stratus
crystal forum
#

the AI voice

queen laurel
#

That video has been on youtube for as long as i'm alive

crystal forum
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damn you're young

keen stratus
crystal forum
#

holy shit people are born after 2006

queen laurel
#

Please

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Don't make me get the electric gun again

crystal forum
#

dont threaten me with a good time

keen stratus
queen laurel
#

Hey @keen stratus, is this one from you

keen stratus
queen laurel
#

The valhallan

keen stratus
#

Jay aint my child is that what you ask for

queen laurel
green loom
#

He was an Archon of Caoiva!

keen stratus
keen stratus
queen laurel
#

Yeah i think i need to get the molecular disassembler for this one

keen stratus
#

now we need to see if he gets a b*ner when we pull out his skin

green loom
#

Alright let's keep it tamer than that KEKW_ogryn

keen stratus
queen laurel
keen stratus
#

thats the point of slaanesh

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but since you seem to be from the imperium

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and you dont have your daddy emperor near

queen laurel
green loom
#

Nah nah I mean it's best to keep it per server guidlines KEKW_ogryn

keen stratus
#

imma shut up

keen stratus
#

and also

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the line between khorne and slaanesh

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can be blurry sometimes

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like if i get pleasure out of killing i dont know who am i feeding

green loom
#

I mean the line between anyone and them is blurry since they're just that general

queen laurel
#

I don't know i worship gork and mork

crystal forum
#

the only joy i get is from bayoneting orks

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

glory to the mommyland

keen stratus
#

unpopular opinion, i think the codex astartis is overrated

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ive read more interesting shit

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and sun tzu its more based

wintry scarab
#

For example if the guard fought on a deserter planet would they still keep their default green armor?

celest dome
#

They do have camouflaged gear and every regiment usually have their own style of uniform

#

Snow Cadian for example

rose thorn
#

The void king is really good

rose thorn
#

Now I need to make my rogue trader house

#

I’m just not sure what their ‘thing’ should be

storm jungle
#

Theres a lot of gimmicks you can pick

#

just pick a historical reference/drip

#

Pinterest is a good place to start

green loom
#

I'm definitely giving my rogue trader a codpiece

crystal forum
daring monolith
#

Codpeice measuring contest

rose thorn
#

I mean dynasty not house lol

#

But yee

storm jungle
#

yeah thats entirely down to what you want

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so get to searching GUN

round lotus
#

What are the nox wars

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And what does the veteran helmet in the shop have to do with it

storm jungle
#

Made up conflict

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Just to give the helmet some backstory as a piece of wargear.

rose sail
#

just saw this in my YT recommendations and thought it was funny cuz we were discussing it earlier, kinda! https://youtu.be/Si6p1tuCayA?si=f4I3347Nx-5sC-KE

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spark falcon
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I just learnt the mechanicus is a little older than the imperium. Like they were around before Big E did the unification thing

thick cedar
#

how big are hive cities comparitive to our world

spark falcon
#

Continent sized I'd assume. Like tertium is as big as Europe I'm guessing

storm jungle
#

For example note how Tertium itself literally reaches the stratosphere and past it

crystal forum
#

this is how the mechanicus managed to colonize forge worlds around the galaxy

spark falcon
#

Thays really cool, I learn more about my favorite faction every day

faint acorn
#

so i have a question, what is the significance of a purity seal? is it really a big deal if a guardsman has one, and is it true that if they have one a commissar wont kill them for retreating or tell him no

queen laurel
spark falcon
#

Seems customary, like getting a gold star for good behavior

queen laurel
#

Which basically means you have zero and guaranteed to have zero connection to chaos

arctic talon
#

Like after you clean your gun

#

you might just slap one on

warm tinsel
#

only a month left until TEATDV2

white solar
#

So. Question.

#

Oh. First. Do the trust progression cut scenes explain actual lore for the game?

thick cedar
#

How is bio-lightning different from other psyker lightning powers

echo vault
thick cedar
#

um

echo vault
#

Kinda like that

#

Chemically

#

No harnessing the warp

jade holly
#

What are possible classes they could add to this game based on the units in lore?

arctic talon
#

For subclasses we have plenty to work with still

#

then again would be better to just give more guns more then anything

jade holly
#

You think they’ll add new campaigns to face different factions like Tyranids or Necrons?

arctic talon
#

nah

#

Necrons we're fucked like x100 if we had to fight them in any capacity

#

Tyranids I can see us fighting smaller bioforms

jade holly
#

How bout Orks

arctic talon
#

Orks yeah if its not a major Waaagh

#

Feral Orks are used for target practice by Planetary Defense Forces

queen laurel
# jade holly How bout Orks

maybe feral orks, but they can be technologically advanced enough to literally still have giant machinery and don't even get me started on the monstrous squiggs they use

arctic talon
#

Eldar of any sorts, Tau and Necrons are completely off the table

#

Tau beacuse they would have to somehow manage to reach Tertium

#

Necrons because they're necrons

#

And Eldar because they're Eldar

green loom
#

Though the main narrative is around tertium and the chaos cults there, I'd hope we get some of the other worlds mentioned in the char creation? But I doubt it, maybe some expanded enemy cults or smthn

arctic talon
#

and they also wouldn't fit a Tide game

#

regarding Eldar or Tau

queen laurel
# arctic talon regarding Eldar or Tau

yeah even the small group of them has extremely devastating hit and run tactics and on places where we do our usual operations they can hide and ambush us very well

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Any sort of Eldar would have a field day in the Underhive

#

for Dark Eldar it would be like a pleasant vacation compared to Comorrogah

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

drones

queen laurel
#

They can set up stealth sniper somewhere

arctic talon
#

Imagine dealing with Tau drones

#

in the darktide environments lol

#

ah yes snipers except there's 20 of them

queen laurel
#

Or they just straight up shield the biggest gun on the field

#

Try taking out that assassin over there when he has a stealth field and a literal shield drone

arctic talon
#

I do not want to shoot at the stealth drones

#

with stealth suits

#

that can fly

queen laurel
#

an ogryn is strong, but one well placed shot between the eyes will bring it down

arctic talon
#

Pulse Rifles are literally better then bolters

#

in a lot of situations

#

they're also standard issue 💀

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Longshot pulse rifle 🤓

#

Stealth suits ironically don't have very many long ranged guns

barren ether
#

Not to mention they are rather unwieldy considering they are long as fuck, which would be a nightmare in cqb to begin with, even without melee

arctic talon
#

Tbh

#

If a fire warrior ends up in melee range that’s a failure on the fire warriors part

#

If they’re a breacher then they want to be up close

barren ether
#

Honestly, I wonder how overplayed the stereotype of “Tau bad in melee” really is

#

I know I just kinda repeated the meme myself but honestly just because the Tau don’t necessarily have as many dedicated melee units doesn’t mean they are bad in melee, it’s just that their doctrine dictates fire superiority, not unlike the guard, but with a larger focus of preserving their forces

#

Even fucking Farsight uses a daemon blade, and is proficient with it. Fire warriors do also use bayonets themselves

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Which is why they’re “bad” at melee

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But if a fire warrior punches you in the face

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It’s gona still hurt like a mother fucker

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Yeah that also

queen laurel
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Yes you will feel their punch but it will not hurt as much as it's coming from a fully muscular human

barren ether
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Which is why crisis suits make up for that I guess. Space marines will get annihilated by crisis suits

arctic talon
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But in a battle suit

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Yeah

queen laurel
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yep it doesn't matter

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A lot of their heavy hitting elites use those mechanical monstrosities

arctic talon
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But the average fire warrior def isn’t nearly as good in melee as the average guardsmen