#40k-lore-chat

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tawdry escarp
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This is the only clip I could find of him from Hammer and Bolter

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Where he said more than one word

storm jungle
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The Battlefleet Gothic version is much better

queen laurel
storm jungle
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you should see the intro bit with the ork sea shanty

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before Spire's narration comes in, its great

queen laurel
arctic talon
queen laurel
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This one is from 1

echo vault
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The video above is the imperial ship one

storm jungle
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Nah it isnt

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its the ork introductory cutscene for BFG1

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Its super good

arctic talon
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Battle fleet gothic armada in general

storm jungle
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a lot better than BFG2's ork intro

arctic talon
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Has super good summaries of factions

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The first one

storm jungle
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Kinda here and there

arctic talon
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The second ones aren’t nearly as good

storm jungle
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the others are very generic

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the visuals tho man they are great

queen laurel
arctic talon
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The visuals in the second one are really good

queen laurel
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The first one is just full of love

echo vault
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Is the current hammer and bolter stuff much better now

arctic talon
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But I like the Eldar, Ork and Imperium intros

echo vault
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Like compared to before

arctic talon
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For the first one

queen laurel
storm jungle
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First one benefits from having artwork done for the cutscenes, where they do the TTS thing of moving pngs across it in a studio level production.

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second is almost ENTIRELY game cutscenes

queen laurel
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Second one is a bit toned down

storm jungle
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H&B is very mid i ngeneral

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I do love the style

echo vault
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I coulda sworn they made something different

storm jungle
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I think you mean Blacktalon?

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which is uh

echo vault
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Or something on Warhammer+ was good

arctic talon
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The eldar opening cutscene in 2 is really good tho

storm jungle
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legit great

arctic talon
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Mostly since like

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The birth scream of slaanesh

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Is in it which is fun

storm jungle
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that cutscene gives me chills each time

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that scream of her birth is horrific

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lmao

arctic talon
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It makes my spine tingle

storm jungle
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YEP

echo vault
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Oh yeah, bruh I thought Hammer and bolter was all of Warhammer+

arctic talon
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They did a great job with it

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Warhammer+ has had some good stuff

storm jungle
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Yeah like

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the issue is its not WORTH to be behind a paywall

arctic talon
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Unless you want the vault content

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Which is just

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Old campaign and rule Books lol

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Or white dwarfs

echo vault
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I'm gonna sleep unless they do lumineth or white scars stuff

storm jungle
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Uhh

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you forgot

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how they edited out the rules

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"to protect the sanctity of warhammer"

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whatever the fuck that means???

arctic talon
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Yeah idfk

echo vault
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Probably because it was like the Internet equivalent of the line outside salty spitoon was at gw HQ in Nottingham

storm jungle
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Lmaooo

arctic talon
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Lmao

echo vault
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The loremasters of gw

plush mason
arctic talon
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They should have gotten one

echo vault
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I'm shocked they didn't do more

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Did they do tau?

arctic talon
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Fucks sake nids got one even if the only real unique dialogue was from the narrator lady

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Tau don’t even show up

echo vault
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Wtf

arctic talon
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In the campaign lol

storm jungle
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BFG3 was also gonna get made btw

queen laurel
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They literally got boiled down to a mechanic on the first one

echo vault
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Even though they were dlc in 1st game multiplayer

arctic talon
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They’re in 2

plush mason
echo vault
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Oh ok

arctic talon
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Multiplayer only

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And also like

echo vault
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Makes sense sadly

arctic talon
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Matches against AI

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No eldar or ork campaign is criminal

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Imo

storm jungle
# plush mason same studio?

I have an studio artist friend that worked on BFG2, basically the deal was they were approved to work on a 3rd game, same studio

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but

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GW came in and said

arctic talon
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Eldar could have had weird mechanics like Necrons with webway gates

storm jungle
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you gotta fund the game yourself without any backing from us

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LOL

echo vault
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Rip

arctic talon
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Bruh

plush mason
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lol

storm jungle
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So yeah uh that kinda instantly killed it

arctic talon
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Ain’t no way lol

storm jungle
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IM SERIOUS

arctic talon
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BFG is niche as fuck

echo vault
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Tragedy

storm jungle
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I hope Raven studios returns to it someday

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but for now yeah nada

arctic talon
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Also I really want to use eldar ships in campaign

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They’re so fun to use

storm jungle
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Same

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they are basically frigates

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its great

echo vault
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Mods! If anyone is motivated to make mods of it

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Which is

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Few

arctic talon
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Aparantly the campaign is very obtuse

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To mod

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Which I’m not suprised

echo vault
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Someone just make a craft world model and input it into the game it's just bigger than the entire map

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Just all of the open space

arctic talon
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Lol

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The craftworld mission is super underwhelming

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Tbh

echo vault
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I'd play that though like a hybrid land and air

arctic talon
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In BFGA2

echo vault
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Sad

arctic talon
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It’s just stop enemy ship from reaching point

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And you have some AI Allies

echo vault
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Like TF2 payload mission

arctic talon
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Lol

echo vault
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Not really I'm just being dumb

arctic talon
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The craftworld doesn’t even shoot back at the attackers

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Which is ???

echo vault
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Huh

storm jungle
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ALSO

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ITS LITERALLY

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AS BIG AS HALF THE MAP

crystal forum
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do space marines pee

storm jungle
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no

arctic talon
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Yes

echo vault
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No

queen laurel
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no

arctic talon
echo vault
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How do you pee without your genitals

arctic talon
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They still have them

crystal forum
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this has caused more controversy than i expected

storm jungle
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all ill say is

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A long time ago in a novel, a Space Marine berated a mortal by saying "we can survive on our own reconstituted waste for months" ...

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DEATH

echo vault
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Time to take a piss

arctic talon
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Tbh

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It’s decently far away

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During the actual like fight

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You’re above the whole thing

storm jungle
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Yeah craftworlds can sometimes be basically elongated planets when it comes to size.

echo vault
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Pour one out to the istvaan V survivors living off of their own pee they suffered

storm jungle
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I remember that episode of Better Call Saul

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where Battle-Brother Mike had to travel the desert with Remembrancer Slippin' Jimmy

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good show btw

echo vault
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GW should come out with a cookbook for Warhammer but it's like AoS kharadon cookbook and 40k ork cookbook

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I wanna make a squig pie

storm jungle
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Honestly a lot of successful IPs have no idea how much in-universe cookbooks would sell

echo vault
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Release instructions for fungus beer that could just kill you

storm jungle
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mmmm shrooms

winter vessel
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Grave robbers are eating good if they get to the page with corpse starch.

echo vault
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4 cups psyclobin musnrooms

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Flesh eater courts meal that's just, raw meat

crystal forum
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shrooms?

echo vault
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Yes

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What else is in fungus beer

arctic talon
echo vault
arctic talon
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Mostly since we have a general idea of the diet

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Of regions already

winter vessel
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I've had alligator and since Grox is reptillian I just compare it to that.

arctic talon
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Grox aparantly is like a red meat

echo vault
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Like kharadron coded cookbook of the realms

storm jungle
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A grox is basically a crocodile-cow yeah

crystal forum
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i ate croc once

echo vault
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Crowcadile

storm jungle
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A Cowcodile if you will

crystal forum
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tastes like salty chicken

winter vessel
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Oh cool I had steak the othernight. So yeah, grox steak

crystal forum
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it's chewy

storm jungle
crystal forum
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did somebody answer my key question

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nobody pinged me for it

storm jungle
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the piss one?

crystal forum
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no

storm jungle
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Oh that

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its literally just to imply

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"ooo mcguffin key that unlocks chapter relics" etc

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just fancy medieval decor-trinket more or less

crystal forum
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i thought it was like a reference or something

storm jungle
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its a key

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💀

arctic talon
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could be a "reference" to the Arks of Omen stuff

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but I doubt it

storm jungle
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or to my cupboard

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i wonder because it's so out of sight

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weird detail to put

storm jungle
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Nah its literally just a generic-ass key

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tho speaking of weird details

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I love how they added uh

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power-field generator lines on the back

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never knew that

arctic talon
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inside the Silent kings like

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giant shields

storm jungle
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Wait

arctic talon
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you will almost certianly never see them

storm jungle
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arent those just rocks

arctic talon
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They're energy shield generators

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thingy

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but there's like 6 or 7 scarabs in each one

storm jungle
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🔎

crystal forum
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enhance

plush mason
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ofc the silent king is on a Dias lol

storm jungle
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He even has his side-homies with him

crystal forum
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rattle em boys

arctic talon
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shame we never got this

storm jungle
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LMAO

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jesus christ if only that was real

queen laurel
plush mason
# storm jungle

that makes me think of Mazdamundi in TWW2 when you unlock his mount lol

storm jungle
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yeah warhammer has a lot of "big guy on dias"

arctic talon
storm jungle
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any scarabs are always welcome

arctic talon
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They love scarabs for basing + actual units lol

storm jungle
arctic talon
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goofy goobers

queen laurel
plush mason
arctic talon
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Thats what they are to higher ranking necron and crypteks tbf

storm jungle
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Scarabs are also basically your SIRI if she could float around and kill people.

arctic talon
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Yeah

storm jungle
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more or less basically builders/attackers

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or in layman's terms just a tiny robot-bug

plush mason
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very good at noming space marines

storm jungle
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yeah like "realistically" speaking

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all these marines would be dead

arctic talon
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Tasty tasty matter

storm jungle
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but the scarabs ignore them lmao

arctic talon
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wonder if the scarabs got told to do something else lol

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by the destroyer lord

plush mason
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scarabs my beloved

storm jungle
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"They got plot armor, avoid them"

arctic talon
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LMAO

storm jungle
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the material that is tougher than necrodermis

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😩

arctic talon
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the fact this is a real box is still funny to me

storm jungle
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Oh my god

arctic talon
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Most unbalanced fucking box ever lol

storm jungle
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that fucking thing

arctic talon
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which one?

plush mason
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?

storm jungle
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the box lmao

arctic talon
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OH

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Lmao

storm jungle
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back when Mechanicus the game was coming out too iirc

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might have been like a hopbotch attempt to make it meet its release

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for like marketing reasons

plush mason
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are those knights?

arctic talon
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yeah

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which is why I called it the most unbalanced fucking box ever lol

storm jungle
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Yeah the funniest part is they are the SMALLEST knights too

queen laurel
storm jungle
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squire ones iirc

arctic talon
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the sides are about equal ironically

arctic talon
echo vault
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I love the FW version of the small knights where the have like gigantic claws weird faces and OP guns

arctic talon
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my favorite necron pitbull the Canoptek Wraith

plush mason
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the fucking skitarii going buffelo hunting tho

echo vault
storm jungle
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man skitarii minis are great

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love that legging

arctic talon
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what a hero

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also this comically undersized tomb sentinel

plush mason
arctic talon
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I'm not sure why its so small

echo vault
# plush mason

I want a sci Fi version of the crane gunners in Cathay where it's one huge gun and a shield held by someone else

arctic talon
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but its funny to me

storm jungle
arctic talon
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True

storm jungle
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but it deffo should be a bit bigger

arctic talon
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its a very cool piece of art

storm jungle
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always good seeing FW minis too so

plush mason
arctic talon
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out of all the MTG arts for 40k this one is prolly my favorite

echo vault
storm jungle
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the creativity behind it is what makes it imo

arctic talon
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yeah

queen laurel
echo vault
storm jungle
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yeah thats what you get when your skitarii are netirely automated

arctic talon
storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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Or more independent skitarii

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one or the other lol

storm jungle
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Skitarii can be normal troopers with human thought ye lol

arctic talon
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Mindslaved skitarii usually don't go well metallica KEKsplode

queen laurel
plush mason
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cant the techpriests do like Harbinger did with the collectors?

arctic talon
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Yes

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assume direct control

plush mason
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just take over one of the skitarii commanders from like a ship in orbit

arctic talon
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Its usually an individual skitarii

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not the commander

plush mason
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lol

arctic talon
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the commander usually just relays orders

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aside from when in a veteran cohort because then the sktarii are just allowed to do whatever the fuck they want

plush mason
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so its just full on "assuming direct control"

arctic talon
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Yeah

arctic talon
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but skitarii veteran cohorts are weird

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mostly since the tech priests have no real input on what they do

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beyond just general mission objectives

plush mason
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so they just get told what to do when fuck off to do it?

arctic talon
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yeah

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there might be some tech priests along with them

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but the skitarii do everything on their own lol

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With marshals and alphas giving orders

plush mason
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alphas are like the squad leaders right?

arctic talon
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Yeah

crystal forum
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im high and i want to buy a model

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wolf reccomend me

arctic talon
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What faction

crystal forum
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space marine

arctic talon
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Also price range

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Because I don’t want to put a hole in your wallet

crystal forum
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normal single unit box so arojnd 60$

arctic talon
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you like plasma?

crystal forum
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not really

arctic talon
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nvm then

crystal forum
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should i buy the nerf blasters coming out

arctic talon
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Desolaters?

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nah

crystal forum
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damn

arctic talon
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unless you like how they look

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I think they're ugly as shit lol

queen laurel
crystal forum
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hahaaha i was freaking out about the prices until i noticed i was on australia mode

arctic talon
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LOL

crystal forum
queen laurel
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Their guns are just too ugly

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It's the way of construction is so out of place for the imperium

arctic talon
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actually wait

plush mason
arctic talon
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what minis do you own already @crystal forum

crystal forum
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the leviathan box and heavy intercessors

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and 5 assault interc

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and a lieutenant

arctic talon
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Infiltrators maybe then?

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I like them quite a bit on the table

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on TTS

crystal forum
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should i get basic ass intercessors

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i have none

arctic talon
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Oh

keen nova
arctic talon
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Since they can grab objectives and then start running

echo vault
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I like the ones with the line visor but they all have exposed hair

crystal forum
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alright im getting basic bitches

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or wait

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shuld i get the plasma

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which is better?

arctic talon
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I love hellblasters

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I am very biased

echo vault
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Melta

arctic talon
crystal forum
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i do enjoy killing

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gaaah so hard to decide

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i'll coin flip

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tails for interc

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plasma it is

sullen cape
# crystal forum should i get basic ass intercessors

get 1-3 ssquads of intercessors if your doiung it don't get just a squad since they are jut a battleline unit max is i believe 6 total. but they only have objective secure unlike heavy intercessor who are fair more toughner to take down tough it does depend on your regular opptents like tau or nids are not really going to notice th heavy intercessors but they cost more in both points and real life $$. if anything would go with wait till codex to see if there is any change to battle line units cuase if so then something maybe well worth it comapred to basic units

frosty stag
sullen cape
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about 2.3k point right there

arctic talon
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10 mans are bad because of blast

celest dome
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Why would you launch a drop pod with a Missile battery

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Instead of just dropping a bomb ?

queen laurel
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Even then I'm pretty sure you could just drop in turrets

near wasp
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Missles can have guidance systems and could lock onto priority targets behind enemy lines. Maybe the drop pod has the targeting information or something

odd palm
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Also the pods could be outfitted with a variety of munitions, which allows greater flexibility

storm jungle
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its a very dumbass idea but its 40k so

celest dome
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Fair

queen laurel
storm jungle
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🙏

normal light
plush mason
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so does the treaty joining terra and mars have a name?

celest dome
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Treaty of Mars/Olympus Mons

storm jungle
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^

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named after the biggest mountain on Mars IRL iirc

plush mason
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neat

winter vessel
undone zodiac
queen laurel
shadow plover
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mindshackle scarabs

plush mason
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damn

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is there anything those little basterds cant do?

queen laurel
plush mason
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lol

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tbf not even the emperor could manage that feat :P

queen laurel
plush mason
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because all shit fathers do

crystal forum
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should have paid his child support

storm jungle
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so you are fucked either way

green loom
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This is my number 2 reason for liking this series

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Watching Kriegers die brings me joy

normal light
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I think everyone enjoys it

green loom
nocturne crest
storm jungle
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As I said before

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Its a dumb thing that only sounds cool on paper

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Y’all really dont need to attempt to justify it

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Pretty much

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Or just literally anything else

green loom
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What are some slaanesh-themed mutations/gifts

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Beyond the usual crab claw

queen laurel
queen laurel
hidden kiln
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Looks like one of these but upgraded with missiles instead of mines. Cool.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM1100_Scorpion

The XM1100 Scorpion, formerly known as the Intelligent Munitions System, was an anti-vehicle, smart ground munition developed by Textron Defense Systems as a safer alternative to traditional landmines. The Scorpion was originally a component of the Future Combat Systems program. It was a remotely controlled, integrated system of lethal and non-l...

queen laurel
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Basically anything that shows beauty

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Yes the other chaos god's use these features as well but

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Slannesh is very popular on making those look very fancy

green loom
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Was thinking some gorgon stuff maybe

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Like how that

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Uhhh

queen laurel
green loom
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The Slaanesh guy for champions in TWW3

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Forget his name

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Has actual snakes as a tail

queen laurel
green loom
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I think so

queen laurel
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This one

green loom
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Ye

queen laurel
# green loom Ye

Yeah, the hard part with making slaanesh is balancing beauty with disturbance

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You need to find the way to make it look off putting and beautiful at the same time

green loom
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It could be argued that something sufficiently "pretty" could be off putting

queen laurel
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Something way too perfect is horrifying in its own right

green loom
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I'm probably going to go slightly-mutated knight lady, as far as themes go

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Gonna take some inspo from Hedonite models mayhaps

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Any animals that are associated with excess and sin

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lots of hellraiser visuals etc

storm jungle
green loom
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I'll need to look into that

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It's more for loose inspiration since this is mainly just an excuse to draw more feimine stuff

arctic talon
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Lots of ant eater like looks

plush mason
storm jungle
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Goats, certain bugs, snakes, etc

celest dome
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Doves/Birds for pride

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Marbled skin

plush mason
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why doves of all things?

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arent they symbols of peace and hope?

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main, people really really didnt know jack shit about animals when they made these associations did they

celest dome
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Doves are just pigeons, they aren't really anything else than flying mouses (rats would be Seaguls)

plush mason
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true

storm jungle
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because people associate them with "evil" and the first sin like Eve eating the apple after being tempted, or goats being associated with the devil/lust etc

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its why horns on demons in media is a big thing

crystal forum
plush mason
storm jungle
# plush mason like why are goats associated with the devil when the soul devouring hellspawn t...

When Christianity was sweeping across Europe, one major tactic it used in converting pagans was to get them to convert by adopting parts of their pagan heritage, then demonising the rest to ensure they never went back to their old ways. The Greek god Pan ended up being a major scapegoat (excuse the pun) and became the common depiction of Satan in early medieval artwork. Then we have the Goat of Mendes. It was a greek symbol based on an ancient Egyptian god (named Ba, no puns) linked to the soul and the afterlife, and for various reasons it stuck around as a common occult symbol. Occultism is automatically considered Satanic by many Christians.

In the 1800s, a man named Eliphas Levi cemented it. He drew on depictions of the Goat of Mendes to do a drawing called "Baphomet," which was a fictional god some people invented to frame the Knights Templar for "devil worship" a few centuries earlier. His drawing of Baphomet became infamous, and Baphomet had always been linked with, or possibly a stand-in for, Satan. That was really it for goats from then on, and any depiction of a goat-headed demon really draws on Levi's depiction.

In the 1960s, the Church of Satan adopted Baphomet and the goat-head imagery as part of their official emblem, just as one final nail in the coffin for goats.

crystal forum
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i thought goats were associated with paganism and we all know how much christians hate that

plush mason
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and they can easily shred your tendons if they get a good bite in

celest dome
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Dolphin are worse than Otters. Otters are cute at least

plush mason
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true

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Dolphins are evil as shit

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nearly as evil as humans

storm jungle
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Not even a joke

plush mason
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nope

crystal forum
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those are what nightmares are made of

plush mason
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nope

crystal forum
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these things will kill you

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and they look possessed

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they're so damn ugly

plush mason
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the northern ones are that but brown lol

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same soulless eyes

crystal forum
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nah they're way cuter

celest dome
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Eurasian otters are the cutest

crystal forum
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they're like water weasels

crystal forum
echo vault
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River otter

versed ledge
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But dolphins know how to have fun

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They get high off of blowfish and turn those puffers to bongs

sharp grove
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Do we have any record of what chaos entities whisper to psykers when they hear voices? I imagine there's generic stuff like "kill them..." "the emperor has forsaken you..." "we are your only friends..." etc but very keen to learn of actual utterances

arctic talon
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Or warp creature messing with their head

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I’d assume a nurgle one based on tertiums corruption

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But it could be anything technically

sharp grove
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Sorry I know it's daemons/warp homies but interested in the contents of what they say

arctic talon
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Oh

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My bad

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I have no clue ngl

tawdry escarp
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One of them kept trying to sell me an extended warranty on my Chimera

wary sky
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What side of the great rift is Tertium on?

sullen cape
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by the check of it the nasty side, on the other side is the nastier side. given the fact that the astropathic hail was heard and we are here then i assume it on the the closer to terra not the dead zone or nihlius side

arctic talon
celest dome
sharp grove
silver pollen
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Does Imperial Guard possess the secret of tactical nuke? Like, satchel charge with power yield of 1-5 kiloton, or let's say, artillery shell with nuclear warhead and power yield around 15-20 kiloton. Well, those funny things, IRL humans created in M1, 960-s. In all Guard related books I never recall them use anything but "just explosives" in their artillery shells.

silver pollen
sullen cape
silver pollen
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Like a lot of situations in the books where Guard acts and they have artillery, would have been way less dramatic if they could fire the tactical nuclear shell in the certain target. Like, during Plague Wars it should have been must have thing to use against nurglite forces.

storm jungle
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And nukes are still nukes.

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Radiation is also a thing, and whats stopping Nurglite forces from developing resistance to rads

forest orbit
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Also widespread nuclear weapon usage is still a bad thing

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even in 40k

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That and not every guard regiment has access to this shit

silver pollen
queen laurel
storm jungle
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BL authors dont know anything about how wars are fought

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so this is like the last thing on their mind

queen laurel
storm jungle
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If you do these how will you get John McBadass the Guardsman charge and kill a plague marine

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and so on lul

forest orbit
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Yeah like any conventional form of warfare in 40k in general is just not usually done

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unless its like the tau

silver pollen
forest orbit
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Both are equally bad lol

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Unless you are like admech

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which a good portion of Ultramar was not

queen laurel
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Nurgle disease is still a disease

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A disease is curable

forest orbit
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Kind of

silver pollen
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Nurgle disease is also conceptual because warp-fuckery.

forest orbit
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and radiation is still radiation

silver pollen
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Rad is not. Pure physics.

forest orbit
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like this is legit a terrible idea

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no offense lmao

plush mason
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i mean. radiation doesnt corrupt your soul and make you into a daemon controlled zombie lol

queen laurel
forest orbit
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...its still radiation though

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like its not a good solution

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at all

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you may as well spam virus bombs

plush mason
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like yeah its bad but likely much easier to make protective gear for

forest orbit
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makes about as much sense

queen laurel
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My brother in christ this is not fallout radiation is radiation

forest orbit
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Theres a fuck ton of problem with just mini-nuke spamming half of Ultramar

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firstly it would never be allowed, its a massive population center for a lot of things

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secondly you may as well go do door to door purges instead

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a nuke of any size or effect is just a shit idea

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This is up there with McArthur saying we should nuke the korean border with 35 bombs

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and that will teach the chinese to not atack

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and you know

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not think about ANY of the aftermath

silver pollen
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But noone speaks about salted bombs or other types of radiation weapons. Proper tactical thermonuclear shell is quite "clean" weapon. Relatively.

forest orbit
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Because why use them when you got armies and other resources

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you are applying way too much logic into the Imperial war machine

plush mason
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McArthur never gave a fuck about anything but his own glory lol. he would have fit right in as a general in the guard

forest orbit
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any proposal you make will get counter-proposed by another general and so on

queen laurel
# silver pollen But noone speaks about salted bombs or other types of radiation weapons. Proper ...

Ok so this is

Kaptin Badrukk and this is a line explaining his weapon

A lead-lined greatcoat protects Badrukk from the deadly radiation generated by his most beloved weapon, Da Rippa, a Shoota so dangerous that merely standing near it when it is fired is essentially a death sentence by radiation poisoning. The weapon once belonged to the Ogryn bodyguard of an Imperial Sub-sector Governor and the Kaptin has modified it to fire unstable plasma canisters instead of high-calibre slugs so that each detonates with all the heat and radioactive force of a small star

forest orbit
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this isnt suppose to be a properly functioning military

forest orbit
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fucking nutcase and sociopath

queen laurel
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Badrukk is an ork

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So even they have problem with radiation how do you think a human would react

storm jungle
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this too lol

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like this sounds good on paper sure

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But you know 💀

plush mason
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nukes only sound good on paper to those who dont understand nukes

storm jungle
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^

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Like us for example KEK

queen laurel
forest orbit
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Theres way too many dominoes to take into effect to using them, even in 40k

plush mason
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there is a reason they where only ever used twice in all of history and those 2 where little more than firecrackers next to the later generations

silver pollen
plush mason
forest orbit
forest orbit
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also like

queen laurel
green loom
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Like

forest orbit
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you really assume way too much that other imperial commanders will allow you to do this

green loom
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It's not like guard don't use anything of the sort

forest orbit
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^

silver pollen
forest orbit
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And again no offense but "A nuke would have solved this issue"

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is literally just McArthur as fuck

green loom
forest orbit
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aka not thinking any of the after effects

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or you not having the authority to do this lol

queen laurel
forest orbit
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pretty much

silver pollen
plush mason
forest orbit
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for starters lol

queen laurel
# forest orbit pretty much

Considering the scale of attacks a normal faction warband can do which is usually enough to take over an entire

silver pollen
queen laurel
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Planet

forest orbit
queen laurel
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You will need a lot of nuclear bombs but with the amount of nuclear bombs you will need you will send the planet into a radiation wasteland

forest orbit
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either way again, you got like 4 people here already arguing that its a shit idea

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now imagine proposing this at a war council

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im sure they'll happily let you use them instead of any other resources the guard has

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like i dont know

green loom
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If the planet is already fucked, you wouldn't really use valuable stuff to save Jim bob and his serf family

forest orbit
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that too

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Nukes dont solve every problem lol

queen laurel
silver pollen
forest orbit
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A deathstrike which is basically a massive missle-bomb already requires authorizaton to be used

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nuclear shells would be even higher than that

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Not everyone has access to these things, this is literally just a "easier said than done" situation

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💀

silver pollen
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But as the setting is built around idiocy of melee fighting... Well, we are here.

forest orbit
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...

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stabbing a twat with an axe is different to using a nuclear weapon

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LMAO

green loom
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I also kinda doubt a nuke will really stop the unending shambling hordes of hell, so banking on it isn't the best

forest orbit
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Or you know

silver pollen
forest orbit
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a nuke is a nuke

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just AAAA

queen laurel
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And also most times the imperium tries to take something back and tries to defense something

forest orbit
queen laurel
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So a nuke, which is designed to annihilate surroundings is not the best idea

forest orbit
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its the same reason the Imperium doesnt utilize orbital bombardments that much

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almost half the battles the Imperium fights are re-capturing campaigns

plush mason
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afaik the guard is built around static fighting. they take a point, hold it for a time, advance to a new one. rinse repeat untill the world is taken

storm jungle
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I feel like I'm watching an r/40klore thread spiral out of control staregryn

silver pollen
# forest orbit a nuke is a nuke

No, it isn't. Tactical artillery shell is 15 Kiloton power. Just "very powerful shell" and "not advise to live in that particular area of blast in the next 50 years" but nothing more. In the Warhammer scale of things it is surprisingly moderate weapon which is something I would absolutely expect Imperium to use on regular basis just to "remove that group of enemies".

forest orbit
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because its destructive and too harmful to an area lol

silver pollen
queen laurel
forest orbit
plush mason
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yeah the "not live in the ares for 50 years" is something the imperium would want to avoid

forest orbit
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and nobody wants to read about it

green loom
forest orbit
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^

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genuinely what is this topic lol

plush mason
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they want the world back up and producing things ASAP

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talking getting a factory back up the day its taken

forest orbit
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Okay sure go homebrew a guard regiment that uses crockets then idfk

silver pollen
forest orbit
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Because not every battle takes place in hives

plush mason
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^

forest orbit
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and is usually in massive population centers

queen laurel
forest orbit
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^

plush mason
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yeah the enemies isnt out in the wastes

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they are in the hives

queen laurel
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I know the conditions unfavorable but i won't add extra radiation to the suffering

forest orbit
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this is like looking at Atoma Prime

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and going

silver pollen
forest orbit
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"Nuke the hive, that will get rid of the cultists"

forest orbit
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and are literaly endless in number

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and that they can shrug off almost all their losses because they are an inhuman enemy

queen laurel
green loom
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But uh

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Roks

silver pollen
plush mason
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also Armageddon is a special case

queen laurel
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Yeah Orks drop literal meteors before engaging

forest orbit
plush mason
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Roks are great

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peak 40k

forest orbit
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and people are literally sifting through shit to eat stuff

silver pollen
queen laurel
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You can't shoot that out of the sky unless you have a particularly big gun

forest orbit
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the Imperial guard doesnt have good leaders

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you also suggesting something like this could as easily get you shot

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or removed

plush mason
normal light
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What’s the topic of whole conversation?

queen laurel
green loom
queen laurel
forest orbit
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Nukes are an optional weapon for a reason

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why even waste them on stuff like this

silver pollen
forest orbit
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Okay see

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again

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"practical"

queen laurel
forest orbit
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the guard isnt practical

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💀

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they literally fight using WW1-2 tactics

plush mason
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^

forest orbit
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nukes werent exactly a big part of either

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unless you count ending it with a plane flyby

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which you know 99% of the war didnt have

normal light
forest orbit
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THANK YOU

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JESUS

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this is literally a 5v1 convo at this point

normal light
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Like radiation is a thing

forest orbit
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We mentioned that

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it kinda went nowhere

normal light
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And you don’t all of your tanks and IFV to be radioactive

plush mason
normal light
queen laurel
green loom
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I'll add that referring to the fighters as "The Guard" is pretty redundant since they're usually pretty comically not cohesive with like 50 different regiments crammed together without rhyme or reason thumbsup_ogryn

silver pollen
queen laurel
plush mason
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yup

silver pollen
forest orbit
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Okay so how are you gonna wash it away

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what if the teams you send constantly get killed

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or harrassed by enemies that arent affected by radiation

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and so on

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this isnt real life

normal light
forest orbit
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^

forest orbit
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Like, Mike Tyson's quote about everyone having a plan before they get punched in the face comes to mind

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you assume way too much that the imperial warmachine is perfect

silver pollen
# normal light Deactivation takes time

Not years, not months. We speak about hours. You have to rotate people from the first line anyway especially vehicles - for maintenance, refuelling, ammo resupply and so on.

forest orbit
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Again

plush mason
forest orbit
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why are you expecting this to go perfectly

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💀

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like if this was real life sure maybe

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but anything can happen in a warzone in 40k

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this is all under the assumption that this will be a "clean" war

plush mason
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all we really have is the Chernobyl explosion and that wasnt a weapons grade plant

forest orbit
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and it was still horrific

silver pollen
plush mason
queen laurel
forest orbit
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LMAO

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This is the perfect example

plush mason
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yeah that too

silver pollen
plush mason
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daemons and full on fucking magic exists in 40k

queen laurel
forest orbit
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^

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Its literally in the name

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now you are just dodging lol

silver pollen
forest orbit
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Because they can be killed

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lol

silver pollen
forest orbit
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with artillery

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with guns

normal light
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Oh no how it could happend some funcy guys conducted counter battery fire an destroyed our Artillery Battery supplyed with Nuclear Shells and now part of our 3rd is unusable

plush mason
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where is fun in that. daemons are not beings of reason or understanding

queen laurel
forest orbit
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Like again nobody here is agreeing with you

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take your goddamn L

storm jungle
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Alright lads calm down now

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this topic definitely derailed lol

plush mason
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the greater daemons basically do like the doom slayer, they actively nerf themselves to avoid being bored while fighting

normal light
storm jungle
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@forest orbit @silver pollen You two especially, stop keeping the argument going.

forest orbit
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Alright

queen laurel
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Yes ma'am

silver pollen
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Alright, alright, I bend myself to the higher authority.

storm jungle
plush mason
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good, bow to your queen

storm jungle
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Dude 💀

plush mason
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it was a joke :P

storm jungle
queen laurel
normal light
plush mason
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lmao

normal light
forest orbit
nocturne crest
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What has been the longest ship to be stuck in the warp before exiting that was loyal going in and out?

daring monolith
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AFAIK admiral spire in a dauntless light cruiser

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So 800 or so years

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Time in the warp is finicky another case was a shrine world was enveloped by a warp storm where more or less 300 sisters of our martyred lady were left to defend against demons for a few centuries but when celestine, greyfax and black Templar chapter broke though the storm they found out the 300 sisters held for a span of a few weeks to months

plush mason
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the intro for the imperial campaign says so

daring monolith
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Yea that's the first thought that came into mind

plush mason
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he was also the dude that stopped the 12th black crusade lol

daring monolith
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Yea that man was (is) a legend

plush mason
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Abaddon seeing Spire come back after the fall of Cadia be like "will this dude just die already!?"

daring monolith
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Lol

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Yea the yarrick equivalent in the Imperial navy

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Old as he is fervent as grimaldus put it

arctic talon
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🤓

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Also the imperium took a much bigger L

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But spire is canon bcs he gets mentioned in the 9e rule book

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He’s in imperium Nihlus

plush mason
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lol

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so they made him canon even tho both games flopped

storm jungle
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yeah because 40k games are still canon

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majorily due to BL authors writing the plots

crystal forum
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i wonder if abaddon can ever truly be stopped

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i can't be the only person that thinks 13 black crusades gets a little old

arctic talon
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Even if he killed a fuck ton of people

crystal forum
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but he can just regroup back in the warp and try again

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like cadia is gone forever and he can keep going

arctic talon
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Chaos moment 💀

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He lost planet killer

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Which is actually not great lol

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The flagship of the black legion went up in flames lol

crystal forum
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he'll just pull out another black ship and try again

arctic talon
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Planet killer was in fact one of a kind

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Since it was built out of some daot bullshit in the eye of terror

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But chaos will always have the upper hand in warhammer

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Only setting where that isn’t true is AoS sorta

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Mostly since nagash has a literal infinite army of undead

crystal forum
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it's not that i want the imperium to have all the W's

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i just want chaos to actually lose for once

arctic talon
crystal forum
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like kaldor draigo could confront abaddon in the warp or something

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since he's apparently the only person that can kill a demon for good

arctic talon
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Abbadon isn’t a daemon

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And any psyker or blank of enough power can permanently kill a daemon

crystal forum
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can champions die

arctic talon
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It depends

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If they’re valuable enough chaos gods say no

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I.E kharn and typhus

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Typhus almost dies

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And nurgle gives him a little pick him up

crystal forum
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and lucian

arctic talon
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Lucius is the obvious one

crystal forum
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i keep getting the name wrong

arctic talon
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But typhus almost dies to like 5 grey knights

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Before nurgle saves his ass

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But GW doesn’t like killing named characters

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Especially ones with new minis

crystal forum
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at least orks die usually

arctic talon
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Which is why it was a suprise they actually killed Kell

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And also I forgot someone

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But there’s a chaos lord with a mini who just fuckin died lol

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They were oldish

crystal forum
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GW wanted to retire them?

arctic talon
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Nah

plush mason
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is immortality a big draw for chaos followers in 40k like it was for fantasy?

arctic talon
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The mini was still sold after he died lol

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As a generic chaos lord

crystal forum
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lmao

arctic talon
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He got blown up by the guard in the 12th black crusade

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Big L tbh

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Turns out

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Standing around is bad

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Against artillery

plush mason
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lmao

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didnt even get a real send off duel

plush mason
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just blown up because he was in the wrong grid box at the wrong time lol

arctic talon
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Color sgt. Kell

storm jungle
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Have you seen his new death

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its a lot better

arctic talon
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The one where he spits in Abbadons face?

storm jungle
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if a bit wank-y

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Yep lmao

arctic talon
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Lol

storm jungle
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and Abaddon just

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rips off his limbs

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and throws him away

arctic talon
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Abbadon mkment

arctic talon
storm jungle
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💀

plush mason
arctic talon
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I think so lol

plush mason
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undead beserker i think

celest dome
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Krell ?

storm jungle
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Kemmler and Krell yep

celest dome
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Don't remember what happen to them in the ET

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Was it Harald that kill them ?

storm jungle
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Kemmler was the first special character to die in the End Times

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Krell i dont remember i think he becomes a bigshot in the Death faction before the world explodes

celest dome
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Arkan killed Kemmler cause said Necro chosed Chaos

normal light
rose thorn
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Time for rite of passage!

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The navigator audio book adore

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NECROMUNDA REFRENCE

crystal forum
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I SAW NECROMUNDA AND I CLAPPED pogryn

storm jungle
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IT BROKE NEW GROUND

celest dome
#

Honestly, outside of Necromunda, I don't really care about 40k

celest dome
#

Why the gun mister Enforcer 🚬

normal light
rose thorn
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After like, the first few chapters this is basically a necromunda book in a different place lmao

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It starts really, really, slow and meaningless

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But once you get past that

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It goes to good old ‘openly terrible person protagonist hates other terrible people’ format

storm jungle
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what book is it

rose thorn
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Rites of passage

storm jungle
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oooh nice

rose thorn
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Yes

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Yee*

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I love the political bullshit it’s really funny

storm jungle
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its the best part of the book tbh

fervent folio
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Hello scholars of 40k. I have a question. I seem to recall a story about an imperial warship that got lost in the warp and turned into a daemon

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as in, the whole ship

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became a demon entity

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but I cant recall the ships and therefore the stories name

plush mason
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knights have air horns right?

storm jungle
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Warhorns yep

storm jungle
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now thats a tricky one, because Im half-sure I remember this story

plush mason
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i wonder if a chaos knight's warhorn sounds different

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like a daemonic scream over just the air horn like blare of an imperial one

rose thorn
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But 2 of it is space marines

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Well CSM

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I think something like that was in battle fleet book?

rose thorn
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Battlefleet Gothic - Traitor Fleets: The Vessels of Chaos (Specialty Game), pp. 40-41
Index Chaotica: Terminus Est (Digital Edition), pp. 3-4, 6-11
Veritas Ferrum (Audio Book) by David Annandale
The Damnation of Pyhtos (Novel) by David Annandale
Ruinstorm (Novel) by David Annandale

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I didn’t realize there were books about it

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Well

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Featuring it

plush mason
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ok so i just learned about "deathtrap dungeon"

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and its clear a lot of it was used for warhammer fantasy lol

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the skaven where nearly just a 1:1 port of the ratmen

arctic talon
plush mason
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ah

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so it was the other way around got it

arctic talon
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Wait nvm

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The book predates the tabletop game

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The video game doesn’t

plush mason
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yeah

arctic talon
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The main Wikipedia page is for the video game

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Why

plush mason
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lol

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so yeah deathtrap leant a lot to warhammer

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i also didnt one of the founders of GW was knighted

crisp heath
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funny curveball time

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if the Khan ended up on an orc infested world and somehow survived long enough to reach adulthood do you think the orc's would follow him seeing as hes way tougher then any orc boss would be

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Khan specifilly cause he go fast and i think the orcs would really like that