#40k-lore-chat
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Yes
They do?
a lot of animals are
like TTS
Not that I've seen
TTS never got striked
also yeah random funfact
I think i was told that most animals are dead
On Terra maybe
Nah almost all animal types exist
because book
it's on a very case by case basis
TTS can't be touched since it's parody
But its why big fanfic sites like AO3 usually have lawyers and shit ready which is pretty funny
fanfiction done without profit is explicitly legal in the united states as long as it isn't provable in court that you're stealing revenue from the original source
And 90% of the characters are pulled from random codices and book covers
it's the profit motive that matters
Aye
you can't be sued if you have done no "damages"
but yeah TTS was put on hiatus because Alfa didnt want to lose his main source of income.
He has a family to support so he took the safer route
understandable
so he said better safe than sorry
I wonder if they'll send the pinkertons my way if I ever make my animatic
and his new content is pretty good
I will remind you
i love it so much
I have several ILLEGAL firearms
Like i can see where all that fucking patreon money is going

I love the emps stand in
Speaking of which i went shooting for the first time ever
10/10 would do again
what type of gun
Gun
I started with a bolt rifle then switch to an automatic
Am expanding my horizons
I wish I could shoot gunz
All I've ever shot was an air rifle
you have a very good friend if they let you shoot an automatic weapon
Cousin
Yeah alright maybe lets not mention IRL firearms in the lore chat
I just asked him he does
just never talk about it
quick question what deathguard audiobookw oudl you suggest to someone enew to 40k?
Ah yes, Horus, Lorgar, Curze, The Lion, Guilleman and Perturabo look great here
you can tell Dan thinks he's hot shit in that photo
but he looks like a professor for intro to philosophy 101
Noise marines are alot more scary then I originally thought
I just thought they were silly music players
Not rupture organs by sound creatures
Never and I mean never ever think anything slaanesh is silly
Most sonic weaponry in 40k is just
makes you vibrate till your organs get liquified
They used the sickest boom box for the sickest beat ( it's the screaming of orphans that have been burned alive )
W
My kind of music
I originally just thought they played like war music
Like they were just there for ambiance
Idk why I thought that tbh
their Sonic weaponry will add any sound they think is good and they will play it and remix it with the other sounds they find to play a blast that if played at high volume can even rip apart a tank
Oh damn
yeah, Sonic weapons don't fuck around
Except the Bilepiper.
Cause the miniature look like it's doing a concert ?
Yeah probably that
How tall is the tallest storm cast? I wanna make one that's as tall as a primarch and rips beastmen and crypt ghouls into pieces like pulled pork with his bare hands
sounds balanced
You don't wanna have a fresh batch of flesh eater court ghoul sloppy Joe sandwiches free on demand?
i feel like it would be more of a liability
It definitely is, and also just using your fists means you're missing out on everything else including any ranged and weapons longer than your arms
i can just imagine a man named Tog towering over me and breaking my neck if i ask him to do anything
But that didn't stop leman russ and angron from being effective (in bad ways) my guy has more of a brain but it's like doom guy kill mode engaged, idk the other downsides I can think for them would be like edgy "they relive their previous death before becoming a stormcast" or it's an insane liability for them to consistently go kill mode because if your leader is running into the enemy they're not strategizing for shit
Sounds like an ogryn that wanted to eat but you asked him to do something
That's just ogres
So yes we can workshop this and improve it y'know add flaws and character depth to the #1 beastman hater
I just think some cocky wargor or bestigor getting his arms ripped off is poetic justice RN I'm tired
idk how to balance this character without making it feel like you're min maxing a fallout game
just embrace the dumb i guess
he can rip off armoured bulkheads
and detach mounted heavy bolters to use them as throwing objects or melee weapons
as a downside they could have a debilitating phobia of something
like super claustrophobic so they can't really fight indoors
or you could go with a dynamic duo where they rely on a smarter weaker character to be the brains. the downside of this is when separated both are bad and the meaty character will forget any missions they had to save their brainy friend
idk im tired too
Oh I'm talking about AoS not 40k
They'd be a stormcast eternal thats huge, and being a stormcast comes with a bunch of issues. I do actually imagining them having a counterpart thats kinda the reverse, very magic oriented from the lumineth and not too physical of a fighter except on horseback
I wouldn't put this kinda character in 40k it wouldn't fit
ah i love those types of bromance characters
Ju'laith the warden of syar, they're very magic attuned being apart of an elf faction ofc
well i dont know anything about fantasy so i can't help there
i'm gonna make them a fox to make people mad
although furry characters for the lumineth already exists Trolle
troll the normies with the uwu and the owo
spellcasting fox creature, and his cousin the punchy one
I like to imagine they came from a two headed entity that got brutally murdered by others for not instantly trying to kill sigmar
so y'know some downsides
i dont understand what any of that means but it sounds metal as fuck
sigmar is like the emperor but not an asshole
so is the cousin just a really jacked fox
He's way cooler
And can actually think for himself and not be an ******* to his followers
Head or two taller than this guy, this kind of proportions
I do imagine the gauntlets they do can use magic power to aid allies
That would be revealed like a metroid beating the game by a certain time
I imagine them less as a "furry self insert" but more like we put this god back together with superglue and now he can't stop turning people into hamburger meat
It is the age of the beast in AoS
i would love to see that guy fight a group of Weirdbrute Wrekkaz
so is the magic one trying to hold him back so he doesn't start fighting god creatures and die
Stormcast don't die they regen but at the cost of their humanity
So they slowly but surely lose their humanity down to just automata if they die enoguh
They could work side by side or apart, depending their position/role
They become very good killing machines tbf
I imagine the stormhost they're apart of is like a vengeful host of stormcast that fight against factions like the beastmen, flesh eater courts, kruleboys, the factions with the highest amount of innocent casualities
Like their special units could have different skulls and expressions like old warriors, the chaplain equivalent lord relictor having a chest piece that depicts boris todbringer and kazrak one eye (possibly) and other ancient heroes out of stained glass
While stormcast are already vengeful fighters against chaos, this stormhost drives that home a bit more being legitemate reborn warriors and innocents cut down by ravenous hateful hordes coming for revenge
This can be good and bad for varying reasons
Also if you hate elves obviously dark elves fit in this, especially since dark elves took over a big human city anvilguard
buff fox though š³
I mean a vulkan/ferrus sized death machine would do that
is he gentle though
Yeah, I like to imagine they lived in hammerhal (storm cast capitol) for a while after essentially being brought back to the dead and the citizens didn't like their old fancy name and it became something much more simple
so like are they trying to remember stuff like enjoying the smell of flowers while they've lost their "humanity"
I am waiting for Cities of Sigmar to release
Yeah in a way, more or less taking in normal life and a sense, going from ju'laith to Julius, to just Julian
Because lead balls pinching a fist size hole in some odd creature is cool
Flintlock is so cool
Pike and Shot Formations 
Using Renaissance Era tactics
I love it, more things need to launch softball sizes holes into people
I could tried on Cities of Sigmar that we have today but from what I heard about them , they are bad without their new codex
Soon, soon
Definitely, their, creature-anity. They need more Warhammer lore about food
Just in general
Thank you! I know for the casual onlooker here it can be a bit cringe but I'm glad I don't have to just think about this stuff
just realized i never expanded on this and now you all get to have "fun" with that
Týr didn't really turn cause he thought the lion was a traitor or for caliban's freedom or any of that, but because he thought the lion needed to calm tf down. he let the heresy get to him hugely and it started to make him act crazy and out of stupid instinct. all for a sense of retribution. Týr, as a son of a Techno barbarian had seen what that did to terra and in turn humanity before all in the DAoT. and if Horus could fall in a moment like that, how could he know lion wouldn't aswell.
then came the death of nemiel, showing the lion would kill even his own sons to get what he wanted
word of that spread and it scared tf out of most of the legion
that the lion would kill one of his most loyal sons just for upholding a creed
then if i were to name the last nail in the whole coffin of becoming a fallen for Týr
it'd be when lion killed a forgeworld with multiple loyalist forces on it just to snag a couple of torpedoes after he promised a tech priest he'd help them recover the planet
so yeah. he's the closest you can find to a loyalist among my boys
I just listened to Warrior Tierās latest video Mechanicus: Blood and Steel, and by the god-emperor it was probably one of his best.
It was so cool to see other 40k content creators collaborate in this video as well. Nice to see more Arbites get their shine in the spotlight
So the mechanicus, they have their secret language called binharic, which is sorta binary/terminal spew, and now Dannyboy just goes, oo did you know they have an even secreter holier language called hexad, which is just hexadecimal?
Or is that old knowledge I've missed?
mechanicus are just gamers in the 40k verse
instead of 1337 5P33K they went a step further to speak binary and hex codes
would that make them also programmers, but without the programmer socks
Hexad isnāt a language in 40K as far as I know
Thereās something involving hexadecimals
Penitent has it said
Is it not hexamathic code lol
Since thereās already an established hexadecimal mechanicus langauge
That falls under the cant mechanicus umbrella
So they came up with another language despite one already being pre established
Incredible
Oh itās an abnet book
That makes sense
Lul
Yep
His books are nice but he comes up with stuff thatās only in a single book lol
And then never mentioned again
Not sure if this fits in this channel, but I'm having trouble understanding the story of Darktide. Could anyone give me a basic rundown? As I understand it, we're prisoners being taken out of prison to directly serve the Empire in containing Nurgle's forces? Am I getting something wrong here?
The Summary is very surface because as others have said we dont know much about the game, Atoma Prime the planet itself has some lore on the lexicanum if you want to read it along with the Moebian 6th, but the general deal is that the regiment was recalled home (being the most elite fighting force of the sector) to deal with the local uprising of the Admonition Cult (the dregs you fight ingame) before launching a trojan horse attack and revealing they had switched sides and catching the entire planet by surprise, these were mostly made by rigged to blow trains judging from the trailers with chemical concoctions that turned a lot of the population of the lower hive into poxwalkers.
Now they are fully helping with the uprising alongside the cult and fighting globally around the planet, our missions are more spec ops related at hitting tactically important spots within the Hive while theres an active war going on in the other sides of the planet.
Most lore we got so far is that the Moebians and the Cult used the Water Cartel to take over most of the Underhive before betraying them alongside any other criminal organisation as well as that they had inside help from the Hive for the surprise invasion, very possibly by another noble house.
The general "lore" for the game gets revealed as we go even if its not too much, at the moment our job is to keep distrupting the Cult and the Moebians to give us an edge on the war, for now no help is coming due to the effects of the Great Rift on the Moebian Domain so we are completely alone.
Gotcha, okay! Thanks!
Np
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Oh that's awesome! Gonna give it a watch soon. Thx!
Heās got long, but good lore videos. The production value is up there, only time that didnāt seem alright Iāve seen was when he discussed the Tau in disdain instead of his usual objective presentation
I love how when everyone got mad at him for that he clearly couldn't take the backlash and just was all "Guys i was just joking haha"
As much as he tried to play it off it was probably one of his most annoying videos.
I didnāt even finish the vid because it was off putting lol
I watch more of The Remembrancer and Baldermort now, sometimes Majorkill because dumb humor
Like you are allowed to hate the tau but maybe just don't make your video so childish.
Also mood, they are good channels.
I also suggest Pancreasnowork

Iāll check it out lol
Hes very much an honest guy, very down to earth
will make you feel like you are sitting at a bar chatting with him about the good and bad things about warhammer, hes great
Nice
I do play Leutin a lot while I'm painting. Don't think I've seen/remember the aforementioned Tau vid but I think his narration and voice are good quality.
Didn't think I would consider voice much but some of the other channels are definitely harder to listen to
used to share a server with him
cool dude
server itself went to shit cause of some shit the owner did but
I got banned from that server due to my own stupidity posting a horrible meme but pancreas himself is cool af
I wanna make a compilation of funny pancreas quotes eventually
His fantasy videos are my favorite
And he's also why I started a lumineth army
Soon I will join tabletop gamers 
So odd question, but did they plan to send Sanguinius Body away from Baal before the tyranids came?
The body of Sanguinius was interred in a golden stasis field by the surviving member of the Sanguinary Guard, the whole room itself is a relic and a symbol.
Moving the corpse off world to protect it would be admition of defeat before battle started.
your first models??
Yeeeesss
Found some Serbs into it
And they finally cleared some things up
So now I've got a store to buy at, a 2nd hand guy, and I can order things for the next restock
Apparently tabletop in general is big here but 40k in particular is niche
But surely that defeat would be better than defilement of your gene father?
The morale hit isn't worth it
^
this was basically all or nothing for the Blood Angels, almost every one of their Successors were there.
the only future and precaution they took was sending off their geneseed reserves just to rebuild their Chapter if they lost, otherwise they were basically going to fight to the bitter end.
Thank goodness Ka'Bandtha came in with the steel chair
noiiiice
I just have one more problem
6 seconds Ā· Clipped by Ederius Ā· Original video "The Guard Video" by Karl the Deranged
Besides like nurgle are there other biopunk parts of 40k?
Tbh i think i just realized why i like nurgle so much
Biopunk is my favorite genre
Adeptus mechanicus, dark mechanicum, dark eldar, Fabius Bileās ānew menā
Aight fair enough
Look into haemonculi covens
Theyāre an entire faction of bio punk
Adeptus mechanicus and dark mechanicum both dip into it
But arenāt entirely that
My wallet cant take much more but im down
They make stuff like this
Out of humans lol
And these are their basic troops
Who are dark eldar who got bored
Holy shit
Also stuff like this
I gotta start working 2 jobs
If you find a recaster maybe
Someone who makes copies of GW models
Which is illegal
For them to do
But also itās really cheap to buy
Usually lower quality though
Or any big box
I was planning on just buying regular minis
Anywho ima pass out and look into it tomorrow
Unfortunately Druhkari covens do not
The dark eldar combat patrol is super good
If you like kabalites
reminds me of the beast that salvador sondar made in necropolis
Yo
Question
I am currently listening to gaunts ghosts book 3
And it is mentioned there that a local Hive has their own military and "own comissars"
But isnt the only imperial jurisdiction that is allowed to name Comissars the Scholar Progenium ?
It's the PDF
Or more specifically, you have to be an elite among elites at the scholar progenium to get into the comissars course, then get tested by a real tutor comissar who then decides if you can become a comissar ?
Planetary Defence Force
E.g: Gaunt and his tutor
And they have their own Commissar but they aren't real Commissars
I see
Or they are more aging Commissar that are taking some early retirements
So basically local nobility thinking they can make their own rules and just name their political officers that
But the PDF can have either
I think in the book its mentioned that they "strictly answer" to the "VPHC"
Then they likely aren't real official Commissars
so the daemon infecting parts of the hive. how powerful does a daemon need to be to do something like that or is it some strange kind of daemon engine?
oh
This sorta stuff can happen when warp magic goes wrong or when a daemon is forced into it
do Citizens have to play the role or can they pick up guard weapons and gear
like can they be their own protection in time of need

They'll probably get conscripted anyway 
damn, that macragge's chosen skins makes those weapons look like relics
and the pauldron
damn
true 
I just searched this up, i think no, it seems to be very highly honored terminators only, and I don't see Titus utilizing a Terminator in the game
Because he does missions where basic armor does the best
No everyone who's allowed terminator armour is allowed to wear the crux
oh
But it does make you wonder
Then maybe yes
We've seen that TS will be using their Scarab Occult termies
Maybe a Terminator section where you can wear a Terminator for a short period of time
Well I don't know how fast you can put on Terminator so
But we would probably get the specialized weapon that are heavy enough and strong enough to punch a hole through Terminator
We had the las cannons and melta guns in the last game
Weāve seen melta and plasma
Those should be able to punch through terminator armor
How powerful would i be if I theoretically learned emperorās true name
I heard something about the power of names in 40k but was distracted
Heās not a daemon so
It wouldnāt matter that much
Oh
This is only really working on warp entities, and even if you know their true name something from the warp don't appreciate being controlled
What would be the most powerful name to know
Prolly one of the chaos gods
But theyād just smite you out of existence
If you even dared to attempt it
Wait so nurgle slaneesh tzeench and khorn arenāt real names?
Oooh
This extends to the chaos gods
I understand
I.E after daemonic acension
you may as well be very fluent in enuncia to even dare do such a thing
Most daemon princes gain a true name
So if i was like
Alongside their common name
I know khorns true name
Heād prolly murder you
Id just pop out of existence
Prolly a lot more painful
But something like that
Would earn the direct ire of the gods
And uh that isnāt pretty
He will grab you out of real space and then throw you harder than he threw skarbrand
Lol
Wait what happened to mort
He dragged guilliman into nurgles garden
Emperor possesed gman and burned some stuff
In the garden which pisses off nurgle
Oooh yeah i heard about that
The door to the mansion flies open, Mortarion gets dragged in
And guilliman gets expelled from nurgles garden
Because guilliman was fucking dead
Oh
He had literally won
He made the critical mistake of exposing guilliman to a ton of warp stuff
I mean fair reaction, if you decided to fight someone in my garden and accidentally burned down my roses I'm killing you
Which gave the emperor a path to work in
And led to the whole garden burning incident
TLDR LITERAL DEUS EX MACHNIA
Lmao
Mortarion would have won if he didnāt want to show his prize to nurgle too soon lol
But he got overly excited when nurgle was already annoyed at him
Since slaanesh and tzeentch were attacking the plague stars
I think people especially his worshippers at times often underestimate his patience
And Mortarion decided to keep up his attack on Mccrage
Yeah
Even the grandfather is you know probable to outburst
So mort is dead rn
Damn
He's just on time out don't worry he will return
^
Warhammer is a dream come true for my lore hunger istg
Heās one of the most important daemons of nurgle
daemon primarchs, embody a good chunk of their chosen God's power
What about that other dude
Alongside the 7 important great unclean ones
Oh typhus
typhus?
Yeah
Heās the mortal champion of nurgle
Heās not important in the great game
Ironicially
He is still mortal?
He's just around
Heās very important in the physical realm though
Yes
I thought he was a deamon lord
Every chaos God has one
khorne to kharn
But itās nice to have a piece thatās nice to have on the board
slannesh with lucius
Also theyāre effectively immortal
Lucius isnāt technically mortal tho
The mortal champions of chaos gods have been revived before
a daemon lord is full demon
Kharn and Lucius
By power ranking he's on the same realm
Both have been revived before
Do they all have silly immortality quirks like lucius
Ironicially Typhus is the most well balanced of all the mortal champions
No
Kharn just gets spit back out
Into real space when heās revived
Oh
Slaanesh finds Luciusās suffering hilarious
Oh fun
no their god find them useful and is happy to revive them
Which is why the way heās revived is so weird
Ahriman and typhus both have never died
As far as we know
So he wants to die
As long as you feel any type of pride machine or not
Typhus has gotten real close
He will take over your body
Because he almost died when he got ganked by a grey knight paladin squad
Oh shit
After he finished killing a bunch of marines
On a roll god damn
Typhus is like the all rounder in terms of the chaos champions
so he was already exhausted?
Heās a psyker but not super strong
Heās good at killing a bunch of mortals but not as good as kharn
I know he hated mort because he was a psyker
And heās a good duelist but nowhere near lucius
I'm surprised he isn't a as much of a tank
Yes
Heās very durable
Tbf
But Ahriman is very very durable
Due to his psychic powers
Typhus has his bugs tho
Most of typhusās psychic powers are focused on attacking
Yeah the destroyer hive
Is the big upside he has
The faction specializing in durability get out durabilitied by the psychic chicken
Tbf ahriman is a really strong psyker
Catch him with his guard down and heās a lot squishier
Heās just paranoid as shit
So his guard is never really down lol
Arenāt psykers like insanely strong
There are like power levels of psykers
Near the peak of mortal psykers
Like even a āweakā psyker could take out at least 1 marine
The weakest one might be able to bend the spoon or read your mind
while others are capable of turning ships into paper
Nah weak psykers are pretty worthless
Or even outright crushing you with their own psychic power
Oh wow yeah that is a pretty big skill difference
But a battle psyker will absolutely slag a marine
Or a tank
Someone with super minor psychic abilities
Can have luck end up in their favor
Or do little magic tricks
i'm pretty sure our psykers in dark tide fall in this category
Im guessing thats why the black ship(s) were a thing
Yeah theyāre battle psykers
Or at least close to it in raw power level
Imperial psykers usually hold back
Due to fear of their own powers
And because making a mistake can be really bad
Is blowing up a real threat or just a game mechanic
Itās usually way worse
But yes it happens
the weakest psychic level can literally be just attributed to good luck
Some psykers can straight up have their heads explode
so you can theoretically have psychic powers if you are extremely lucky
Damn
Or have a daemon burst out of their living body
Oh fun
And have their body turned into a warp portal
Itās great
Chaos psykers usually donāt give a shit about perils
Either due to insanity or theyāre fine with itās effects occurring
Is that one at least a rare occurrence?
Yes
psyker souls are a delicacy compared to human souls
Yeah
So demons love them
Ah
corpse starch
I love me some corpse starch
Yes and they are very attuned to the warp
so finding them is very very easy
That's why a lot of them don't use their psychic power as much because slaanesh will find them lacking
I thought eldar were liked just cuz slaneesh is technically the entire races child and it loves them
I spelt her name way wrong
The entire reason slaanesh was born is because eldar are so attuned to the warp that their activities and debauchery manifested a new God
That's how much psychically in tune they are if they combine their power
^
Love when my entire race is so over stimulated with pleasure a new deamon in hell is born
Eldar are also on average way more psychically active
Like in war on heaven they are capable of bringing a God to real space with their psychic power
If a human soul is a dim light, and a Psyker a lighthouse
An eldar soul is a burning star
Ooh i get it now
that's why soul stones are always with them
Isnāt that what the webway(?) is for?
literally the reason why the dark eldar have to torture people is to feed slaanesh so that slaanesh doesn't consume them over time
Yeah for the dark eldar
It isnāt actually that
Their souls literally do that on their own
When they torture or expierence super strong emotions
Oh so they basically became so in tune with torture it rejuvenates them
They just refill somehow
Oh so slaanesh isnāt just waiting for them to die to strike sheās actively trying to eat them
Yeah
Yep
Slaanesh actively gnaws at unprotected eldar souls
So theoretically if I kill slanneh they still have to kill some people?
Itās also why real space raids are so fast for dark eldar
That sounds fun
They have to work fast
What is your disscusion going about?
Im learning lore
Becuase the webway protects them from slaaneshās eye
psychics and eldar
I guess warhammer is just an entire universe of living in fear in some way
Also funnily enough
orks
Thereās prolly some eldar daemon princes
Excluding orks
Nids
The hivemind doesnāt feel fear
That's a theory
No real basis on that one
A game theory
Also another fun thing with daemons is
Belakor is a human in AoS and fantasy
But he isnāt a human in 40K
Really?
Heās explicitly a non human daemon prince
Yeah he has like parts of the four gods
And they abandon him when they found out they have their own servants
Is belakor chaos undevided or khorn because ive heard both
Chaos undivided
Trying to get rid of the four creators that made you who you are is not gonna end well
Ah
Prolly the greatest daemon of it
Doesnāt he take the piss out on Vashtorr in arks of omen?
Arenāt all greater daemons tryna do that
Yeah he and his forces attack Vashtorr while heās attacking the rock
You see, chaos undivided is not really a faction it's chaos just working together
So it turns into a 3 way brawl
Pleasing the four gods
I am waiting for Vashtorr to try take power
In a balanced way
Oh
Heās tried
And itās been working
Thats the machine one yeah?
He isnāt trying to steal power from the other gods
Directly
So they havenāt tried kicking his teeth in yet
yes literally the reason why chaos has a lot of war machines
The one who makes all the weapons
Was thinking about making WH40K TTS Chaos Army centered on him
Heās fun
You put in an order and his group makes it for you
I was gonna buy the box with him in it
Almost exclusively for daemons
and the reason why the chaos gods really want his favor
Most of the war material from it ends up going into the great game
But the problem is that there aren`t enough small Daemon Engines
Heās got one of the best looking appearances imo
Because if they can get him they can monopolize the vehicle production
While a minority of it ends up in real space
Still planning on it but i was recently introduced to the biopunk eldar so ima do those first
But the stuff that does is really damn nasty lol
yes
khorne mostly
GW needs more casual cultists minies for TTS
The most famous example are Khorne Stormboyz
Like we have Beastman and Cultist
Oh wow
when Chaos Ogryns return?
I feel like some orks would follow nurgle because he kinda looks like a big ork
They accidentally worship him as gork and mork
so
it`s single one
eh
LMAO
there is only Chaos Ogryn units from Forgeworld
Orks are so dumb
I love it
I cant find the haemonculi covens minis on gw website
Did I misspell it or something
Theyāre under dark eldar
Their minis are also the oldest of the dark eldar range by far
So some of them uh havenāt aged that great
Dark eldar are like 3 factions in a trench coat lol
I wish the books werenāt so expensive
Lol
Kabalites, wych cults and haemonculi covens
Index?
Kabalites being the ātraditonalā dark eldar everyone thinks about
The rules are free rn
So the index is nice to just
Take a look
Yeah
but it`s classic
Thatās a given tbf
Mtg is also expensive
GWās always been on the pricier side for plastic crack
Yet i buy all 3
Mtg is a more expensive hobby then 40K sometimes
People will still buy it because they need that extra dopamine from plastic crack
Wym
that why I play TTS in Tabletop Simulator , where minies are Free 
Insect tribal
Yeah
But Tabletop might don`t have some scans , so I may resort to Dawn of War Models
I have 5 commander decks rn
And planning 4 more
The cheapest one i have cost 50$ but thats cuz I already owned all the cards i needed and just needed to buy the commanders
Painting is really fun
Helps take my mind off current stressers
Some battle reports from UA WH40K TTS Community
I ignore eyes
Ngl
Besides they usually look better without them
With how much I suck at eyes
I respect people who paint but I respect people more who can paint the eyes
******** how did they do it
I did eyes well on 1 mini out of the 6 armies
And it was a pox walker
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111374028054208533/1147632574831788092/image0.jpg Makes me have psyker perills of Warp
I donāt seem to be able to find that one flesh hound(?) model you showed me
Found everything else i need/want tho
š
Itāll come in and out of sale
Which sucks
Haemonculi could use model updates bad
I own 1 resin model
When I bought it it arrived at my house in a blank white box with nothing on it
No instructions either
Yep
I almost cried putting it together
Mine just didnāt have them
How do you think , from what box I should start getting plastic minies? (I play Chaos Space Marines)
Like when i say unmarked box it was just a white box with a shipping label
Combat patrol is always good value for 40K

Of course they do
No not really actually
Chaos Combat Patrol = 600 PTS
I bought the salamander box and thats extent of solo marine boxes
Fyreslaysrs?
And for fantasy it was bretonnia
Weird half naked dwarf mercenaries
I only really know stormcast chaos and sylvaneth
Oh cool
Ah i see
Oh and skaven but thats given
Would be pretty funny if I didnāt tho tbh
They take the place of slayers right
Skaven accidentally talking to the eldar is always funny
Sorta
Slayers still exist
But theyāre like a massive group of them
And they donāt care about the dishonor at this point
They want a special type of gold I forgot the name of
Wasnāt there some lore that got retcanned about a grey knight getting so lost in the warp he found himself in AoS?
Ima go to sleep @ me so i can read responses when i wake
In fantasy. The Grey Knight in Slaanesh's Palace.
Nah
There was some old book where the protags found their way into Nurgle's garden and met a large silver knight that was very good at killing daemons, implication is that it was a Grey Knight
Wait, it isn't in Slaanesh's palace ?
No, I've also seen it theorized that it's not just any grey knight but kaldor draigo, but there's lots of holes in that theory so don't worry
So quick question, but chapter warrior serfs the equivalent of PDF forces on a space marine planet?
Not really, but sometime they act as such
Most SM Planets have their own Pdf separated from it, but the other usually have SM that will protect the planet supported by the Serf or the Pdf
Oooh
Sounds cool
Is corpse starch just ground up dead people
Yeah but im dumb
Most imperials mostly just eat shitty slob foods
Yummy
i'm pretty sure in some planet there is something called a nutrient stick, it's basically just a glue stick but you can bite and actually eat it
There is no mention of it in lore but I'm pretty sure it exists somewhere
Ye like i said generic food-items
I love generic food items
What part of something similar to a glue stick is generic food
I am very concerned with your diet

I love eating glue sticks wym
Its a delicacy
Oh yes Speaking of apparently scrape is delicious if you know what that is
Even though it's description is more revolting than a pox Walker
That explains a lot
Im eating one right now
i am not surprised

Well enjoy, who am i to judge
Will the ultra marine primarch try to convince the imperium to like xenons?
Cuz it seems like all everyone talks about was how he fucked an eldar
And that doesnāt sound too loyalist

Guilliman doesn't care about aliens and the Imperium cannot agree on anything it does on a daily basis.
Guilliman never fucked anyone 
thats just stupid memes
Fair nuff
The Ynnari fucked off literally as he woke up
Ah makes sense
It's just warhammer fans are majorly touch starved idiots so if someone interacts with a woman it means they did the deed
^
Aaah
if Yvraine was a man we'd have none of this
I understand now
And also none of them read so they don't know about his superior rogue trader friend
Warhammer gay community might not think so
Oh

Yeah I meant to edit message, but clicked delete.
Lol
What I was saying was that Rowboat is too much of a Boy Scout. The Primarch lacks Rizz.
He has a rogue trader flirt with him so I wouldn't say so
^
he's got the rugged good looks and is like 12 feet tall though so he has a natural advantage
wait dumb question
can primarchs have kids
and would this be why the emperor only has sons
kinda manipulative guy huh
i womder if a half human half primarch would be an astartes
We donāt even know if their reproductive parts work properly
prob not
Apart from Bile, is there any other character that deserves their own seperate faction?
Arguably anyone leading a warband
abaddon
Prolly Asurmen of the craftworld eldar is up to something
Asurmen is the founder of the aspect shrines
he's very intresting
He does intresting things
like running a charity on and across imperial worlds
Ultimately his motives seem to be to get rid of Chaos somehow but he has a very strange way of going about it
Okay, there are chaos cultists, the Gue'vesa, the diggas and the GSC. Is there any room for a Human eldar cult?
Tbf its explictly run like its a human orginization lol
The only Eldar related to it are the people who provide the supplies lol
everything else is run by humans
What is it called?
tbf
tbf
she's a navigator
they like to keep it in the family anyways
She might be a human pug, but she was my human pug
Genuinely don't know if i want the game anymore
incest born abomination but cute- MALE?! NOOOO

I want to be gay for the albino freak of mature but sheās straight
let's be honest she'd probably assassinate you if you have sex with her because she doesn't want to be seen with a normie who's not even noble
what the zog did i walk into
She would probably kill you accidnetally
it's all a game of 4d chess with these people
I would perform no filthy acts with Cassia, I want to go to starbucks with her you freaks
Does the universe of 40k even have Starbucks?
Where would you even get high grade coffee in this shithole
I'm a rogue trader, if there's no Starbucks I'll find a backwater world to turn into my Starbucks
Don't worry you can still probably sleep with the eldar ranger lady
That makes things worse
She doesn't even have scales
oh god, i can see the fan art from a mile away
Also, I just learned how much of freakazoids the corpse guilds on hive planets are
people who manages the corpses and makes corpse food?
Yeah
Well they work with corpses so
"not even four times removed? GET THE FACK OUTTA HERE"
I will not be surprised
In fire by flesh most consider food that isnāt made by them as insult and gross
One guy had a fit over the fact that people eat fish now
how dare they disrupt the cycle of imperial life
tbf, idk who really trusts this fucker
who ever he pays LMAO
what else are we supposed to do with bodies? put them in holes???
man can't even give them fuckin shirts. boys should vote for a union
There is a union!
Hmmm
Itās the corpse grinder cult
corpse guild going to cash in on a gang war https://youtube.com/shorts/UbiShEn5_iA?si=I6KJ3JNHGRjuABuj
Where can I get this
How big is that axe compared to a marine
forgeworld i think
Heās about as tall as one
ed did you get models
Won't until next month
love all the random shit forgeworld has for necromunda
nurgle worshippers when you sneeze a little hard
I've got exams that I need to have horrible anxious breakdowns for first
Necromunda literlaly has the best models
And also forge world reasonably prices necromunda shit
For some reason
Might also not be allowed to get them 
i swear if transport costs didnt exist
i'd print you the entire tau military (it's very small)
Cowboy, Drug dealers and a true brexit geezer
guy's got the deluxe vape
First guy always makes me want to write a Necromunda gang
Why does the third one look like he's worshipping nurgle a little bit there
is it wrong to be full of diseases?
farther you go on that planet the more shady it gets tbh
can't a guy get the plague in peace these days
that is true, the planet is so absolutely full of deranged people that Genstealers can't even prosper there
makes me wanna see more Space marines from there
seen mentions of Imperial fists with noticeable necromundan accents
it wont matter since those marines almost completely forget their pre astartes lives
actually that's one of the better ones
dude went on about his life in a hive city
and how the upbringings of the loyalists and traitors were no different
and the traitors just use it as an excuse
think those were his words
Wait a minute, you're telling me necromunda enforcers have ogryn sized killing machines?
selling out criminals to the corpse grinders so his family could eat
this is just a traffic warden in necromunda
alr being honest the names does not help
Isn't there one called Interrogator rn
bruh
Do you have any idea how close this guy is to looking like Festus
I wish i looked like festus
Theres literally only 1 bisexual person in the crew and its the Cold Trader chick

The other is the Inquisitor and the Navigator who are both straight which is lame as hell.
man, at least they better have friendship levels to the other people
I know arme people dislike that Bg3 has all character be playersexual but I think it's better than doing it like that




