40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

2 people in total

Who actually like Cadia

[storm jungle]

I got a cadian character

[arctic talon]

It’s kinda funny

But also meh

[storm jungle]

but thats kind of it

[arctic talon]

I like how much of an asshole the cutthroat is

[queen laurel]

Tell me their names, i will find their address and throw a rock at their house on side the written, this is a part of Cadia

[arctic talon]

That’s literally why I picked it

He’s a dick

[storm jungle]

Cutthroat also says the Imperium abandoned them

so he borders a bit on being rogue

and theres a super good interaction with Judge

where he warns the Cadian that if he clings to vengeance too much

he will end up like the Moebians

because hes seen better men like him fall to it before

its a great interaction

[queen laurel]

That guy really wants me to tell abaddon that his face looks like cadia

[storm jungle]

Coarse, rocky, irritating, and gets everywhere

[crystal forum]

cadians are like 1 step away from falling to khorne

[storm jungle]

Nah they arent that bad

the Darktide one deffo is tho

[queen laurel]

Nah the blood pact are more interesting

[storm jungle]

its why the Judge interaction is great

[green loom]

I like Cadian styles

Also

"Cadia Stands!" is a kickass battlecry

[near wasp]

The rejects are all probably corrupted in some sense

[queen laurel]

Wait

Cadia stands

[near wasp]

Cadia falls

[queen laurel]

The bot reacts to the word cadia stands apparently

Damn it

[green loom]

When I murder 82DK I have a soundboard hotkey for "Cadia Stands".

[crystal forum]

i doubt they're self aware enough to get the joke

[green loom]

I doubt they know enough about the garbage they larp as to know anything beyond it

[near wasp]

Pffft

[rose thorn]

i just got the iron head prospectors

[queen laurel]

Those are the necromunda dwarves right

[rose thorn]

yes

i lov ethem so much

[queen laurel]

Their aesthetic is very very similar to that of deep rock galactic

It's almost uncanny

[rose thorn]

very

[queen laurel]

But hey they look pretty cool

[rose thorn]

also it arrieves tromorrow

[queen laurel]

I wouldn't be surprised if my gunner retired and decided to join their gang

[rose thorn]

som,ething i didnt know unitl reading thier lore is that they were the decendants of squats who were hired to repair necromunda after the HH

and it took so long the squats there decided to move in

because their ancestors built the fuckin place they know where the good shit is

thier armor and guns and weapons is construction equipment lmao

[queen laurel]

Did they join in the crime because everyone else decided to bother them?

Like the local gangs being a bit quirky

[rose thorn]

well they are prospectors, its mroe of a happen stance thing

'well we better arm up agianst these gangs getting on our loot'

and alsothey have the squat ideology og 'squats>humans"

[queen laurel]

That is fair

Do they work with someone if you pay them enough?

[rose thorn]

eh yeah, 90% of people in encromunda will

[queen laurel]

necromunda is a human planet

So not surprising on that part

[spare osprey]

Well boy I got good news for you

Good old warhammer + exclusive minis.

Likely to be based off this wonderful fella

[queen laurel]

Yo they have tiny contemptor dreadnoughts

[crystal forum]

and here i'm trying to subscribe but it still wont let me

[echo vault]

Does a squat have to be injured to use it

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

we could injure you to use it

[echo vault]

I bet that one bodybuilder that's like a sphere could fit in there

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-facepalm-fat-guy-fat-guy-facepalm-oh-no-noooo-gif-23718365

[echo vault]

Yes him

Maybe it's modeled after him

[rose thorn]

I love ittt

[crystal forum]

i just watched the majorkill video that was mentioned here earlier

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

it's like he's bragging about gaming the system

like no shit 10 minute videos twice a week and doing shorts all the time will make your channel grow

[storm jungle]

I love how one of his points was

"These guys make videos on hyper specific subjects"

...so literally what you are doing?

That and like people got shit to do

[crystal forum]

he probably thinks he's genius for figuring out that only making 10 minute videos and not explaining in depth lets him have infinite content

it would take him years to cover the horus heresy

luetin covered it mostly in 2 videos

[storm jungle]

Yeah its very much tooting his own horn

I like how he more or less berates 40ktheories

when like, the guy runs his channel entirely knowing that its semi-stagnant.

Its his thing, leave him be lol

[near wasp]

Majorkill has always berated his peers

[storm jungle]

Yeah and plays it off as "haha im joking"

[crystal forum]

legit. it's like he can't even comprehend making videos for fun

[storm jungle]

Very much yep

[crystal forum]

he really hasn't thought this through or if he has he thinks 40ktheories is a moron

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

its very much not realising not everyone does this for money

to some its literally just "I like talking about lore sometimes"

[near wasp]

Ive never used majorkills videos as a resource to teach people with

[storm jungle]

Same.

I was a fan of him when he like first started but man that was a few years ago

[near wasp]

Im in his discord but its mainly because i have street cred there and the meme channel

[storm jungle]

Lmao fair

[crystal forum]

the way he talks about luetin's views is pretty funny

his views are stagnating according to majorkill yet the graph he shows says he does around 3 million consistently lmao

per video

[storm jungle]

The Adeptus Ridiculous one is the only thing ill agree on with him i think, they basically found the perfect format to make a shit ton of money from sheep-like 40k fans where they just sit on their ass as Bricky tells the other guy who knows nothing about anything basic lore he takes notes from the wiki to explain as he goes "WOOOOW" - "HOLY SHIIIIT" - "JESUS!"

That and just generic patreon smut

https://tenor.com/view/chow-yun-fat-a-better-tomorrow-john-woo-burning-money-smoking-gif-23868665

[crystal forum]

i think these channels, including majorkill, don't do shit for 40k

[storm jungle]

Yeah really not

[crystal forum]

nobody who watches these 10 minute videos will read a single book or even learn that there's a tabletop gane

[storm jungle]

Major is very much r/40klore condensed into a youtube channel is the best description i can give him i think.

Aka random questions/lore facts literally nobody cares about.

Primarchs this.

Primarchs that.

[near wasp]

Not true but aight

[storm jungle]

Hes KINDA right

a lot of the 40k fanbase is scarily non-book readers

[near wasp]

Im one of those people xD

[storm jungle]

LMAO

cant believe this

[echo vault]

Would you fuck arch if he was down for it

[storm jungle]

fuck no

[near wasp]

Who?

[echo vault]

Would you bust it down

[crystal forum]

i think the shorts are even worse

[storm jungle]

Hes literally a redditor

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

except racist

and norweigan

[echo vault]

I remember what he said about gnoblars

[storm jungle]

Same.

[echo vault]

I'll never forgive

[storm jungle]

Remember when Arch deleted like

[echo vault]

He dissed

[storm jungle]

almost 60% of his videos

[echo vault]

https://tenor.com/view/ogre-warhammer3-ogre-kingdoms-greasus-goldtooth-greasus-gif-23748524

[storm jungle]

because it had racist/bad content in them

lmao

[echo vault]

Lol

He's like a Twitter culture war guy now complaining about "tourists" (gay people)

Even bigger of loser

[storm jungle]

God literally that.

[echo vault]

Ultimate loser

I like weshammer but his thumbnails are so bad

[storm jungle]

Weshammer is a good guy yeah he is just a bit obnoxious

its like Valrak

genuinely good guy

just a bit clicbaitey and youtuber'y

[echo vault]

Yeah, oculus is ok too

[near wasp]

I like wes alot. Dont really find him obnoxious

[storm jungle]

Its mostly his short content i find annoying

HELLO GAYMERS

DID YOU KNOW-

[echo vault]

It's just the thumbnails are a bit clickbaity but the content is sublime

[storm jungle]

^

[echo vault]

I like book of choyer they do Warhammer fantasy stuff good

[storm jungle]

i really like some of his content where he basically retells the plot of 40k audio-dramas, thye are so good

[near wasp]

Whats yalls thoughts on baldemort?

[echo vault]

I tried to get into adeptus ridiculous but I only like the ones with the guys talking about vehicles the rest are really boring and the humor doesn't mesh with me

Baldemort is good when he likes something, like he did a video on melta guns and he loved it

Melty melty

[storm jungle]

^

Baldemort is a good guy and a person with a great voice

very much immersed in what hes talking about

[near wasp]

Those are really good videos.

[storm jungle]

Yeee i love em

i recommend em to people who like

cannot really afford the audio dramas

they are some of the BEST content on 40k, barely anyone knows about them

[near wasp]

I really enjoyed his retelling of the arks of omen and the return of gman

[storm jungle]

Same, its great shit

Watcher in the Rain is my top fav from him tho

[crystal forum]

i dont even watch lore videos anymore because it'll spoil stuff

[near wasp]

I dont mind being spoiled about things pre rift, mainly because i joined the community post rift

[storm jungle]

yeah M41 was were ALL the shit was at

[spare osprey]

Still really need to watch his arks of omen lion vid

It seems like

Pretty fuckin important as a fallen fan

And I just haven’t

[near wasp]

Have you read lion son of the forest yet

[spare osprey]

Yup

Bought the limited edition when it was up for pre order a while ago

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/good-yes-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-excellent-gif-16144278

[spare osprey]

100% my favorite 40K book

[near wasp]

Its so good

[spare osprey]

Such a good read

[near wasp]

Ill prolly end up rereading it soon

[spare osprey]

Same here

Started my 7th reread a bit ago

The risen are just written so damn well

[near wasp]

Wow

[spare osprey]

And I love the call backs to prior lore

[near wasp]

Zabriel is one of my favorite 40k characters.

[spare osprey]

So much shit where I just go

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[spare osprey]

Zabriel is 100% on my podium

[near wasp]

There was a cypher book that came out or is coming out soon right?

[spare osprey]

Came out think in July

Need to buy that myself

Read the first 2 chapters

Pretty neat

[near wasp]

Just bought the audiobook

[spare osprey]

Nice shit

[spare osprey]

Galad, for what little he’s in the book, is also a favorite of mine

[near wasp]

All the risen are great

[spare osprey]

They really really are

Really reinvigorated me writing my fallen boys

Cause I mean the dynamics between them alone

Imo it’s some of the most human I’ve ever seen space marines be

[arctic talon]

What not getting your brain fucking blasted by hypo indoctrination does to a mf’er

[spare osprey]

And how having common sense does wonders

You start to really see that divide in the DA in the HH books. Which is something neat to read

Holguin (deathwing fella) has a fuckin meltdown cause he’s realized so much shit could’ve been avoided if any one of them had just sat down and talked like adults

[near wasp]

[spare osprey]

This specific novel fuckin destroyed my view of the DA and Lion

He does so much fucked up shit

[crisp heath]

The black Templars are the paragon every space marine should aspire to be.

[arctic talon]

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-spider-man-j-jonah-jameson-jjj-fun-gif-16881310

[crisp heath]

Suffer not the Alien Suffer not the Mutant Suffer not the Heretic .

[arctic talon]

Ironic considering marines are arguably mutants

Even more ironic that the original black sword fucking talks

[celest dome]

Do we still have the SW fan ? Haven't seen him in a long time

[arctic talon]

Idk

[green loom]

It does whaaa

[arctic talon]

It talks to sigusmund

Like that shit is not natural at all

Fucking aspect warrior lookin ass sword

[spare osprey]

love this art of em btw

[arctic talon]

If I wanted a magical talking sword that potentially posses you

Marines are not the faction I’d go looking at

[spare osprey]

also strange to think out of the 6 dudes here there's a swede and an Egyptian

[storm jungle]

They are cringe xenophobic racists that are a parody of how IRL Crusaders were also cringe xenophobic racists.

But people kinda tend to miss that irony

[green loom]

That or they are fully aware and call it based anyway, which is arguably worse

[arctic talon]

Or they’re a tabletop player and want to bring 20 fucking marines in a single squad

Which at that point that’s another mental illness

[storm jungle]

death

[green loom]

I hope a drop pod lands on me

[arctic talon]

Real

[storm jungle]

god, me

[spare osprey]

Found the quote

Aaaaaand it won’t post

There we go

[nocturne crest]

Can Drop pods move themselves or do they need external help?

[storm jungle]

Like after they land?

[spare osprey]

I’ve had sorta the same question. If they’re left there or if the chapter go back for em.

Just one random thing I haven’t bothered looking into

[storm jungle]

For normal pods yes

they get crane and shit to lift em out after the campaign is over or the warzone is cleared.

The only drop pods that can return to orbit is the 30k ones: https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Anvillus_Pattern_Dreadclaw

Wack shit

[spare osprey]

Ye I know about that only cause of a mobile game

Bitch ass world eaters would drop in and then their dreadclaws would retreat into the sky

[storm jungle]

The Drop Pod is not capable of launching under its own power and once committed to a planetstrike cannot be recovered until much later, generally by far larger vessels not intended to operate at the front line. Having been recovered after a successful operation, they are returned to the war ship that deployed them to receive any needed repairs before being used once more, and many have been in service for centuries. Many Chapters inscribe records of each drop onto the interior bulkheads so that battle-brothers enduring the ferocity of an orbital drop can read them and take heart from the vehicle's countless successful operations.

[spare osprey]

I hold many grudges from freeblade

[storm jungle]

good

[spare osprey]

Adeptus Sanitourium moment

Techmarines with mops and brooms

The marines malevolent do NOT abide by OSHA guidelines

https://tenor.com/view/fail-engineer-engineering-safety-safety-first-gif-5443989

[green loom]

This probably means that thunderhawks pick them up

[crystal forum]

fun fact: improperly worn harnesses will straight up kill you

[echo vault]

Kharybdis Assault Claw

[storm jungle]

They don't return to orbit.

[echo vault]

They big

Definitely can fly prob it's claw

Not pod

[storm jungle]

Its a drop pod

So its a pod.

[spare osprey]

Pea pod

Used by the Vegityrants

https://tenor.com/view/chatting-3d-pepe-pepechat-chat-gif-23310696

[echo vault]

Fake news

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if the Mechanicum can recreate 30k gear for chaos through warp fuckery.

[arctic talon]

It’s kind of impossible to have mass production in the eye of terror

Most war material is batch made or made to order

For chaos

[winter vessel]

Don’t forget the Techno-Fiddler Demographic

[arctic talon]

They’re part of chaos

[fervent lily]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-for-the-emperor-gif-10872544

[devout fern]

In Renegades: Harrowmaster the Alpha Legion OGs dust of a HH era Kharybdis that is capable of (and succeeds in (mostly)) taking back off and returning to orbit

[storm jungle]

The basic lore for it never really states this so its prob just the author mixing the two pods up.

Which i dont blame him for because they basically look the same lol

[queen laurel]

Hey dilara, here is your another daily dumbass question from me, what's the imperial knight equivalent for the other races
I already know chaos because they are exactly the same
Wraithknight for eldar
And Gorkanauts and Morkanauts for orks

[storm jungle]

So you already listed some off,

• Eldar have their own wraith knights
• Orks got the gorks/morkanauts
• Chaos have the exact same thing ye
• Necrons dont really have anything
• Neither do tau, they tend to stick with normal constructs, they got like 1 titan equilavent on Forgeworld

[queen laurel]

I think for tau just find the suit that's the same weight class as a knight

[storm jungle]

yeee

they also have like bigger things like titan-killers and such

[spare osprey]

Always put the seraptek as a “knight” for the Necrons in my head

[coarse pumice]

do you mean in game lords of war or specific knights?

there's this

isn't the Riptide the Tau equivalent?

or is it much smaller?

[queen laurel]

i guess?

What makes an imperial knight a knight is they can be piloted and are medium sized, Gorkanauts and Morkanauts can fall in that category, same with wraithknights

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats the one i was talking about

its literally their only "massive walker" unit

[spare osprey]

Yup

[queen laurel]

Wouldn't that thing be around the weight class of a stompa

[spare osprey]

I’d say I wish Necrons had bigger stuff but it’d still be resin

[storm jungle]

Same

[coarse pumice]

the necron 'big' model wasn't a walker iirc

though they should do a giant walker tripod

I might even start necrons if they do that

[storm jungle]

yeah they went full War of the Worlds for 9th edition

a lot of walkers

tripods especially

[spare osprey]

I mentioned that a while in another server

A big ass walker would be cool

Big big

[queen laurel]

Wasn't one of them literally a giant necron with a sword

[spare osprey]

Not just the reanimator

[storm jungle]

Nah

thats just a destroyer

im talking about these

[queen laurel]

you mean the other virus besides the flayer virus

[spare osprey]

Tomb stalkers are cool. Pretty moderate size

[storm jungle]

God

those were the days

tho the closest thing necrons would get to titans are just different monoliths

I really do wish they had giant robots

[shadow plover]

faction of robots, no giant stompy robots, why live

[spare osprey]

“Screw the dynasties we got fucking metroplex in this bitch” - some random necron overlord

https://tenor.com/view/metroplex-transformers-war-for-cybertron-gif-18216764

[queen laurel]

the other dynasty makes their flagship the equivalent of Trypticon

it just transforms into a giant spider ship

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-trypticon-war-for-cybertron-game-gif-25081053

[near wasp]

Summon the monoliths!

[nocturne crest]

Huh. So just read about the Severan Dominate. Did they ever get another mention pass the Only war rule book or are they more forgotten than the Sons of Malice?

[spare osprey]

Pretty sure they’re just given a ton of lore in the only war books

And that’s it

[crimson kayak]

They exclusively exist in only war

[rose thorn]

Ladies, gentlemen, and enbies

ROCK AND STONE

[queen laurel]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[near wasp]

Noice

[crimson kayak]

I literally just stopped playing Drg

And now I'm opening it again

[brittle minnow]

something i am wandering about aldari soulstons keep there souls from reching the warp and bing devaor by slanessh right ?
becuas if so why not creat some sort of a soulston for the emperor that will by instald on the golden throne or turn the golden thron into some thing like the infinity curcet for the eldar ?

[crimson kayak]

Because a lot of people from both sides would say nono

[brittle minnow]

but why its a way to collet the emperor shatterd soul and mack him some what whole agine in spirit at lest

[crimson kayak]

I mean, first off you'd have to kill the emperor to have him put into a soulstone

You don't just waltz your soul inside one

[queen laurel]

Also his soul is extremely fragmented

So capturing the pieces is going to be a bitch

[crimson kayak]

Yes but let's all remember what the death of the emperor entails as that's a whole can of worms by itself

You know, infinite daemon portal and all that

[brittle minnow]

that my point not to kill him but to some how recall his shatterd fragments of his soul

[brittle minnow]

the eldar psykers can cuntinu to use there powers after death so my not the emperor ?

[crimson kayak]

Cause we don't know what happens the moment he actually dies, he could even just ascend fully as a Warp entity for what we know.

Or way more probably have a psychic backlash strong enough to create a new eye of Terror

[queen laurel]

People believing in him is starting to show it's effects tho

[crimson kayak]

Ye that's why I mentioned the first option

Atm post Plague Wars and such he's basically halfway in between

[queen laurel]

Also pulling his consciousness together is definitely going to be a hard endeavor

The backlash or pain of them joining together can be devastating

[crimson kayak]

Hell, technically speaking he could have even appeared in a more avatar-like form within The Lion's new pocket dimension

If we count the old king that's present inside

And the fact his shield is literally there

[arctic talon]

Because eldar and human biology isn’t similar

We don’t even know if a soul stone would work on a human

Considering how they’re formed

Furthermore shoving someone into a soul stone doesn’t even mean they’ll be fully capable either

[near wasp]

Im pretty sure the wounded king is the emperor

[storm jungle]

It does.

But uhhhh the Emperor is a massive giga-psyker whos powers work on bullshit writing.

so everyones point here is correct in this solution still being stupid

[arctic talon]

I stand corrected

[storm jungle]

Yeah but like

i dont blame you for saying it doesnt

it literally exists in like 2 hyper specific sources

one is the Farseer novel from 2002

the other is one of the RPG books from FF

well that and in both cases its just a "normal"-tier human psyker

[spare osprey]

finalized the company icons for the lads. cause why not, certainly nothing better to do with one's freetime

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-smile-sarcastic-look-away-unimpressed-gif-16223912

[storm jungle]

they look official af so gets a thumbs up from me lol

[spare osprey]

yeah tried to base em off the DA style but still not be a damn carbon copy

[spare osprey]

to add on that, something i just think i haven't shown off. Warband's icon by itself

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-sogga-gif-sogga-hoodie-sogga-hoodie-gif-bingus-gif-20354809

[lyric gyro]

36 space dwarfs is at least $160 worth of 40k today

[undone zodiac]

Votann boxes pricing is criminal and the culprit deserves kick on the balls

[tough lily]

what do you guys think of hugh jackman as gabriel seth?

[celest cedar]

Who is Alpharius and why is everyone calling themselves Alpharius

[celest dome]

But sir, you're Alpharius

[celest cedar]

Whos Alpharius

[frosty stag]

Me and you and cacti and that guy way over that way

[celest cedar]

But why is everyone Alpharius

[frosty stag]

Why not

Maybe i/we are all secretly loyal or all heretics ill never tell 🤭

[celest cedar]

Is Alpharius heretic?

[frosty stag]

Who knows

The alpha legion from what i know is a traitor/loyalist faction

So like they follow the chaos god “god emperor” but thats just how I’ve heard it

[celest dome]

I'm actually Omegon

[frosty stag]

Shit my bad

[celest cedar]

Chaos god god emperor what

[frosty stag]

They all look the same

[frosty stag]

From what i know they are basically heretical loyalists who all look the same

Gene fathers look the exact same as troops and they all have the same name

[celest cedar]

So everyone is Alpharius

[frosty stag]

Yeah

[celest cedar]

Oooooooohhhh I get it

[celest dome]

I'm taking offence to that

[celest cedar]

I get the gist

[celest dome]

Except Omegon

[frosty stag]

Omegon is his twin brother

I think

[celest cedar]

Alpharius and Omegon

Only 1 omegon?

[frosty stag]

Im not entirely sure

But Omegon looks exactly like his brother so who knowd

[frosty stag]

Who is who and ill take it back

[celest dome]

2 Space Marines. Both claim to be Alpharius

[celest cedar]

Alpharius?

[frosty stag]

Correct

[celest dome]

Fools, the both of you

What they claim and what is true isn't the same

[frosty stag]

Idk

[celest cedar]

Theyre both Alpharius right

[frosty stag]

I trust the 7 foot murder daemon telling me he’s alpharius

[celest cedar]

Im not a 7 foot murder demon

[frosty stag]

Erm actually its daemon

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[frosty stag]

I know but realized i had a funnier option

[storm jungle]

Is this a serious question

[celest cedar]

Yuh, I dont understand the whole Alpharius stuff

I thought it was just a 40K community running gag

Zealot and cacti explained to me already

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically the only correction im gonna make

after one of the twins died the Legion went rogue as you know

the issue is the Alpha Legion we always see in the lore are traitors/chaos, because their main faction on tabletop is for Chaos

So we never really see Loyalist Alpha Legion marines ever appear, so people joke that the chaos marines are actually helping the Imperium when they aren't at all

The fandom tries to make it complex when its very basic

[queen laurel]

40k fans making up reasons in order to make their character totally valid

[storm jungle]

lmao

[green loom]

Omegon may also be dead since he hasn't been seen since his supposed "death" at the hands of guilliman

[storm jungle]

Yeah its one of them thats what we know for sure

[green loom]

One is dead 100%

[storm jungle]

since the primarch psychic-shockwave-thing happened when one of them got sliced by Dorn

[green loom]

And you know, AL marines probably can't take on primarchs

"But it must have been a random marine!"

[queen laurel]

Speaking of dorn, I forgot he doesn't wear a centurion war suit

[storm jungle]

Yep thats a TTS thing lol

[queen laurel]

I actually prefer his design from TTS

[green loom]

...it's just a badly edited head on top of a pretty bad model

[queen laurel]

it works so

eh

[storm jungle]

Yeah what Ed said lol

[green loom]

The unironic best ones for tts are the custom ones they made later on tbh

Like the art for the BR captains

Or azzy

[storm jungle]

Yeah the ones Eliphus drew

otherwise they were literally relying on official artwork cutouts

lmao

I had a friend who did some of the custom commission orders for character cutouts, Alfa's team started that trend like midway into the series.

[green loom]

Based frend

[storm jungle]

🙏

[green loom]

Just saw a long ass thread about how

"Sororitas armor is custom made and form fitting because it's based on gothic armour, which was not only practical but intricate"

And just

Huh?

[queen laurel]

What the fuck is gothic armor

[green loom]

It has no articulation, it has a fkn corset, and it has standardized g cup plate lmao

[green loom]

Gothic style plate armour

[queen laurel]

I do not see the resemblance for the sister of battle armor

[green loom]

Neither do I lmao

[celest cedar]

Beautiful

[coarse pumice]

It’s the shape of the helmet

[celest cedar]

Oh look underwear

[vale shuttle]

the helmet is just a sallet it's nothing super fancy!!

[plush mason]

SOB armor is made like it is to highlight the fact they are women

for the whole "no men under arms" thing after Vandire's crap

[storm jungle]

oh hey Nameless

we missed you buddy 😩

[plush mason]

lol

ty for the unexpected welcome :)

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Returning person

Yay

[celest dome]

Now I just need Blank to return and we'll be all back

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DOeegNyVCk ummmm. isnt this video's title just the siege of vraks as it canonically happened?

[crimson kayak]

Only if they re-enact the moment where kriegsmen shoot a commissar for telling them to stay and fight instead of retreating

[plush mason]

kek

[queen laurel]

Well well if it isn't the git himself, welcome back

I know I'm late

[crystal forum]

very flimsy looking shovel

not a proper tool for headbashing smh

[echo vault]

Ok what are some Warhammer dishes and foods that exist that aren't just corpsestarch, the fine cuisine I guess. Warhammer cookbook when

[celest dome]

Grox meat

[echo vault]

Grox steak

Eh

Too simple

The orange tentacle

Jesus this is so low res

Creepypasta

[queen laurel]

For orks, the most popular foods are squigpie and the usual beverage squig beer, and you might also see the snotlings or Gretchen if food supplies are low, also different types of mushrooms

[crimson kayak]

Apple peaches are the most luxury food I found

[crisp heath]

Soylens Viridians is the vegan equivalent of corpse starch, it's made from algae

people also eat ambulls, but they just taste like grox, which I'd assume tastes like beef, so really it's just a matryoshka doll of increasingly deadly cows

[storm jungle]

Corpse starch is also not really that widespread

[crisp heath]

Soylens is hilarious to me because it's basically "fake" food, just a bunch of distilled nutrients, but in the Dark Imperium books there's also fake, knock-off soylens that they feed the sick

It's like real life hotdogs that are mostly just preservatives, but you couldn't afford the preservatives so like, here's some glue or whatever

Anyway re:corpse starch

Some authors will have characters just straight up eat it, but it's really more of an ingredient

Corpse starch rations are more like food with starch added to pad out the nutritional value

[storm jungle]

Nah its mostly entirely a food type

the ingridient thing is not that much of a common thing, especially depending on the books

[crisp heath]

The way I always read it was that when someone is eating "corpse starch", they're really eating food with starch in it, and just refer to it like that since it's the most notable/strongest taste

Like I know for sure it's handed out mixed with soylens when the way it's prepared is actually described like 90% of the time

[rose thorn]

Bought an audiobook to make my surprise double shift bearable

So I got terminal overkill

[storm jungle]

very nice choice

[green loom]

Guard officers get bacon

[near wasp]

That implys pigs survived the age of strife, cool

[spare osprey]

Least some form of pig

There’s tons of similar animals on a bunch of planets

40K Fauna are always neat

Those warp teleporting alligators

Caliban had super horses and from memory they had a reverse situation with Timber Lions and Mountain Wolves

[queen laurel]

Teleporting warp alligators

That means that somewhere in the warp florida exists

[spare osprey]

Yeah it’s just where malice chills

[rose thorn]

40k has some baller alligators

[spare osprey]

they can take on space marines (cause of course) and they eat everything

I mean everything

Then after they just demolish the food chain

Teleport to a new world and start all over again

[rose thorn]

The sharks on necromunda (and the ork shoota game) are great

I MEAN

alligators

[celest dome]

Sump Krok

[queen laurel]

Decided to look this up and apparently they are a favorite of house goliath

That's cool

[spare osprey]

Honestly 40K animals are just so cool man

It’s not explored that much but damn

They’re great

[queen laurel]

And theoretically you can make up your own species because well it's 40k

[spare osprey]

Exactly what I’m doing currently actually

Me and some dudes I know met a dude who does creature concept art

They’ve gotten comms from him so far I’m likely to get some this weekish

[queen laurel]

Nice

[spare osprey]

Does like sheets of concepts. This being one of them

[queen laurel]

This is this is some monster hunter level stuff

Pretty darn cool

[spare osprey]

Yup yup

I gotta plan a few other animals myself

[queen laurel]

So you made concepts for them

[spare osprey]

So far I got a buffalo, “raven”, big ass turtle, and an owl thing

[queen laurel]

Very interested to hear them

[spare osprey]

The buffalo is something I gotta think more of concept wise

So far I have, T shaped head, 5 legs.

Gotta think about a bit more for them

The raven is planned to be a mix between a raven and changyuraptor

Think I spelled that right

[spare osprey]

This ol thing

[queen laurel]

The most interesting concept i had was a giant Kaiju squig, it can breathe out liquid promethium, and to light up the promethium there is a specialized organ on the roof of its mouth that releases sparks violently igniting the promethium in the process and torching everything that gets caught, it can also have an adrenaline spike that increases muscle mass by a bit and causes it to go rampage and becomes very hard to control

[spare osprey]

The big ass turtle I literally have nothing for. Just really wanna do a big predatory sea turtle on my oceanic world

[spare osprey]

….

Liquid promethium

https://tenor.com/view/cat-heavy-breathing-intensifies-fat-cat-gif-11159759

I got a fella who will be very interested

[queen laurel]

It got it by combining the dna of a oil squig

And as for size

Around that of a warlord titan

[spare osprey]

He doesn’t quite drink promethium. Loves huffing it tho

[spare osprey]

Gawd damn

[spare osprey]

Last one is just the forest’s apex predator. Large bipedal creature the natives describe as an owl ogre.

[queen laurel]

Yes, for its ability to breathe promethium that it manually ignites
I got the idea by remembering these two dragons from how to train your dragon, it can release sparks similar to one of the heads of a hideous zippleback, and has a liquid for a fire breath that can ignite in order to make a sticky hot flame taken from a monstrous nightmare

[spare osprey]

Ayyyyyy

Love me some how to train your dragon

[spare osprey]

piamupitsi̠ is the name

[queen laurel]

Yes, so basically it can just spit out promethium but it can also just ignite it, torching everything that gets caught

[spare osprey]

Absolutely based squig

[queen laurel]

The name of my kaiju squig is Kroggrog, The Big'Un

[spare osprey]

Probably gonna get a page like this for it. Maybe a few details

A closer look at its face and all

Which is another thing I have with this fella

It has almost “human” eyes

[queen laurel]

Damn that looks cool

[spare osprey]

Ahhhhh the simplicity of orks. Gotta love it

[queen laurel]

Yes, he has his own cage in Ard'Gob's ship, where they keep him, he has a specialized teleporta module implanted inside of him in order to teleport him into the field and get him out without complication

They spent a good amount of the resources to make him

[spare osprey]

Yup. Big fan of lookin at others animal ideas

Planet they’re all living on I believe https://wh40khomebrew.fandom.com/wiki/Aasarikaan

[spare osprey]

What I mean by details. Think this is a non 40K animal

Variations in the species and such

[queen laurel]

Damn that bird must have taken a few people if they live in a planet that dangerous

[spare osprey]

Full thing

[spare osprey]

Yup yup

[queen laurel]

Again big monster hunter vibes

[spare osprey]

Yup yup yup

Seriously tho I gotta plan a few more animals before it’s worth getting a sheet of multiple

For now I have the owl ogre lad planned

And a great beast of caliban.

[queen laurel]

Owl ogre, that sounds amazing

[spare osprey]

Which is important to the childhood of one of my fallen

[spare osprey]

It’s pretty much a huge menace on the planet

Snags anyone who ventured too far

I got a space marine who’s been trying to hunt it since he arrived on the planet

[queen laurel]

Least horrific wildlife in 40k

[spare osprey]

Natives liken it to a daemon

It arrived the same night where a meteor impacted

So they believe it came from the stars

Been hunting them ever since

[queen laurel]

Ohhhhh, the universe deciding to f*** up a very innocent world

[spare osprey]

Pretty much

World itself has 2 main populations

An Arthurian knightdom and techno tribes based off Native Americans

Knightdom is big off of wales and a couple Hebrew influences

Was sorta just me planting my family in. Dad’s Jewish, mom’s native.

Plus it makes for a fun combo on a planet

Ohhhhh shit now that I’m talking about it I forgot one of the animals

[queen laurel]

The universe then proceeds to throw savage Orks at the planet

[spare osprey]

Hahaha

[spare osprey]

So with the natives

I wanted to give them mounts and such

But I mean horses are great and all but they’re a bit boring in planet like this.

So. Galloping crocodiles

Cause who doesn’t love a bit of prehistoric reptiles in their life

[queen laurel]

If the world is quite swampy this would be very perfect

And considering the way you're going the world is probably full of monsters so a mount that can fight back is definitely needed

[spare osprey]

So far in the history I’ve thrown 2ish things at them. A chaos knight uprising and a minor xeno incursion

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[spare osprey]

Chaos knights happened before the space marines arrived tho.

At least before most of them arrived

Which is another story

[queen laurel]

So one of your imperial knights fought one of the local monsters like pacific rim?

[spare osprey]

Likely to be a swampy region. I’ve planned out 2 or 3 atm. Volcanic Wastes, the plains, hills upon which most of the knights live, snowy mountains, the huge forests and I think a swamp would be perfect

[spare osprey]

Ahhhh bit too broad with how I said knights. Was just normal ol medieval knights. Kingdom vs Kingdom

Though

I will say it’s likely a knight will fight a big ass monster. That just depends on how a conflict I’m co writing goes

[queen laurel]

That is cool

Are they techno knights?

[spare osprey]

Yep

[crimson kayak]

Knights of Caliban vibes all around

[spare osprey]

Less power armor more las guns

[spare osprey]

That’s the plan.

Whole reason my fellas settled it

It’s just a bit too similar to caliban.

[queen laurel]

I would guess their aesthetic is pretty similar to this?

[spare osprey]

Fortress monastery wise it’s broken up into 2 places on the planet. The big show off castle, and a smaller area utilized as the chapters records and prison

[green loom]

I'm bored what should I draw

[crimson kayak]

God why is the ram head on the wrong fucking side of the punch weapon

[queen laurel]

It's supposed to be a type of piston

[spare osprey]

Probably one or 2. Idea is there’s 4 main groups

Need to really think up their aesthetics

[queen laurel]

It's like armordrillo

Those pumps come down and his punches will probably send you flying

[spare osprey]

Hmmmm

Thousand son?

[crimson kayak]

Eldar corsairs

[queen laurel]

Orks ( totally not a biased choice )

[spare osprey]

This 2nd one does happen to be in a volcano. But that’s just everyday shenanigans

Y’know

[crimson kayak]

Yes but that works cause it literally has springs in it's arms and attached to the hand lol, a punch weapon should shoot the "weapon" part forward, think of the power fist from fallout

[queen laurel]

The volcano nearly incinerates their houses

Just a little bit of banter

[crimson kayak]

Otherwise it's a really good idea to literally shoot out your arm like a rocket lol

[spare osprey]

Think I have the big boys of that area somewhere

Gimme a sec

Here we go. Magos Hugo (HU60) and Librarian Gawain

[queen laurel]

The way it works is just that you punch, in the piston immediately comes down and enhances your punch but i can see your criticism

That's one of the main ways armordrillo attacks

[spare osprey]

Hugo is dark mech and Gawain is a blind pysker

And an actual librarian

https://tenor.com/view/library-noise-silence-books-pillows-gif-20161682

[crimson kayak]

Ye but a piston shooting a normal hand forward like that is a good way to detach your forearm lol

[spare osprey]

Think I have a space marine from the natives

Apothecary

If I can find him

Wʉtukai

No art for any of the knight recruits but first name that comes to mind is Squire-Brother Pryce

Squires are just Scouts I should mention

[queen laurel]

That is why the armor is heavily augmented, because it needs to perform something along the lines of this

[spare osprey]

Him with his helmet

[queen laurel]

But i get what you mean

[rose thorn]

Yeeee, they are cool

[rose thorn]

I wonder how the cawdor, a gang made of religious trash pickers, get enoigh power and backing to hold out crusades in a hive city

[storm jungle]

It gets explained in their House book

its mostly a case of numbers and having a standing with the ecclesiarchy presence in Hive Primus

[celest dome]

Most numerous, backing of out world forces

[crimson kayak]

Even funnier when House Greim who's supposed to control weapon production and part of the military is treated like a minor house

[celest dome]

Was it on world Ecclesiarchy ? I though it was the out world one while the Necromunda one was mostly associated with the Spy gang or something

[storm jungle]

Nah theres a ecclesiarchy presence on the planet

along with SoB convent

[celest dome]

Yeah but I though they were not on good standing

[crimson kayak]

They are

[storm jungle]

^

[crimson kayak]

They even use cawdor's for their own stuff even offworld

[storm jungle]

just like real life religious officials dont really give a shit what you do as long as you praise the true deity

[crimson kayak]

Wich btw kriegmeisters and jagerkin got godly designs

Especially jagerkin for keeping that first edition Imperial guard style in part

[thick cedar]

what is an auric level operative anyway? the wiki refers to auric as a planet

[celest dome]

It's another warband inside of Grendyl's Acolytes

Nothing far reaching

Auric just mean gold/golden

[celest dome]

Minor in the Gang war, not in the Necromundan gerance no ?

[crimson kayak]

Yep

[celest dome]

Make sense though

They have better to do than take part of it

[crimson kayak]

They control the pdf and control the weapon production of also the other houses

[thick cedar]

So just a fancy word for "high level/tier"

[crimson kayak]

More or less yeah

We also have Mortis Operatives who are supposed to be even higher

[celest dome]

I wonder if the "Spider" were created by them

[crimson kayak]

(imperial edition cosmetic ones for the uniform)

[thick cedar]

So either I stole these or I moonlight as a Psyker tutor?

[crimson kayak]

If you mean the regiment nay, they are another gang

[storm jungle]

The cosmetics dont realy have lore

you just wear them

[crimson kayak]

Don't count everything we own as "canon" for us, especially considering how we have various regimental gear and such.
Or else the poor brig commander is getting his jackets stolen by half the warband vets

[storm jungle]

also what do you mean by Spider

[crimson kayak]

Funnily enough the spiders regiment gets even paid For fighting offworld

[thick cedar]

Isnt there a Vet backstory that would fit? I also like to imagine they confiscated the jacket but theyre like "yeah, you havnt died yet. fuck it. keep the jacket"

[storm jungle]

That doesnt work because theres so many conflicting cosmetics

its where gameplay =/= lore comes in

pretty much the only in-game lore accurate gear is the base game inquisitorial gear, aka the armor with the black/red stuff.

[crimson kayak]

Loose Cannon could fit

But even then there's the fact we have voicelines for people with the same voice pack playing together

[storm jungle]

also Cadian wearing Steel Legion gear is jarring lol

[crimson kayak]

Anyhow yeah, consider them as either clothes you stole, clothes that were bought/requisitioned from the commissary or standard warband gear

With the exception of store sets wich are their own characters within the warband technically

[storm jungle]

• a part of Grendyl's retinue

so not even present here

[crimson kayak]

Wich also most probably were part of the warband from way before us and so not rejects

The lore of generic gear is more of a "this is what this gear was used for before being acquired by you"

[celest dome]

Wait who made the Spider regiment ?

[crimson kayak]

The spider gang of course

[green loom]

How come no one talks about Inquisitor Sabbathiel having updated art

[celest dome]

Her arms still make no senses

[storm jungle]

its extended servos

her arms arent that long

[celest dome]

I'll accept, difficultly but I'll accept

[spare osprey]

because her stupid face is stupid

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-cute-kid-arms-crossed-gif-16289170

[nocturne crest]

Welp, anyone want to bet if she tries fighting the lion?

[winter vessel]

I give her 12 seconds

[plush mason]

so you assume the lion will feel like humoring her

[winter vessel]

no, for her brain to process things as her life flashed before her eyes if he beheads her.

[plush mason]

he will kill her in a nanosecond

just like he could any space marine

[winter vessel]

oh no you see, the brain can function without the heart for a few seconds being removed from the body. The longest it can last is 30 seconds before it shuts down. No doubt the Lion would kill her before a drop of water from a stalactite hits the surface.

[plush mason]

ah true

wait wasnt that disproven?

[winter vessel]

probably, but its 40k so who cares.

[green loom]

Two nanoseconds, Lion is grumpy and old now

[plush mason]

lol

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but do you think the risen will be offered the primaris treatment by the DA?

[arctic talon]

Why wouldn't they

objectively speaking becoming primaris makes you a better killing machine

[queen laurel]

Now this makes me curious has there been other inquisitors that have utilized power armor besides this bitch?

[arctic talon]

Many

She's just notable for being one of the only depictions of a human in terminator armor iirc

[queen laurel]

I see

Will you give me some the other that you know that has worn power armor

[arctic talon]

Solomon Lok

Coteaz

Greyfax

Kyria Draxus

Hector Rex

a big chunk of the named ones all have power armor

Also there used to be a generic data sheet for an inqusitor in power armor

[queen laurel]

Hmm interesting, i guess sabathiel is unique in a sense that she's in terminator armor

If only her personality was likable

[plush mason]

i mean she does have one saving grace on that front

she hates space marines so cant falt her for that lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah, but she ain't special for that plenty of things hate space marines

[plush mason]

true

[queen laurel]

If it weren't for the fact that she wasn't in chaos, i would have put her in a blind date with Erebus

[echo vault]

Inquisitors can kinda just get whatever they want so of course they want equivalents to space marine armor

It probably cost a whole planet to make

[plush mason]

that feels like a stretch

[echo vault]

We are ignoring the Inquisitor lord that walks around in a half dreadnought mech

[plush mason]

lol

his command/battle toilet

[queen laurel]

The git on the throne of judgement?

[echo vault]

We're ignoring fyodor kazamarov for someone who wanted a larp suit like a literal 40k equivalent of buying space marine cosplay armor on etsy

No comparison kazamarov is dumber

[coarse pumice]

Inquisitors used to have better stats than chapter masters and abaddon at one point

[celest dome]

Fyodor Kazamarov

[arctic talon]

A lot of inqusitors are absurdly juiced stat wise tbh

It’s great

[crystal forum]

since when do astartes have lieutenants

[arctic talon]

Since the heresy technically

[celest dome]

Since Gw realised that people would pay for them?

[arctic talon]

They didn’t have them till guilliman came back

In modern 40K

But they’ve existed in HH forever

[crystal forum]

which edition were they added

[arctic talon]

7th edition was when GW released horus heresy as a game

So 7e technically

They had a dif name but served the same purpose

[crystal forum]

so did 40k have lieutenants

[arctic talon]

8e

Is when 40K had them

[crystal forum]

as primaris?

[arctic talon]

Both

There’s both a firstborn LT. And a primaris one

Firstborn one doesn’t have a mini though you’re supposed to kitbash it

If you wana ask why there’s so many primaris lt. Minis I don’t fucking know

[celest dome]

Because they sell very well and are stable molds ?

[crystal forum]

i'd rather ask why there's so many captain models

there's even one on a bike

[celest dome]

Same thing as I just said

[crystal forum]

you're only ever going to use one at a time

[arctic talon]

That one doesn’t exist actually

It’s a kitbash

[celest dome]

Because people buy them

[crystal forum]

who's buying 6 captains

[arctic talon]

Why there’s so many captains Idfk

[arctic talon]

You’d be suprised

[crystal forum]

each SINGULAR model is 50$

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Like I said you’d be suprised

[crystal forum]

i still can't believe im holding 45$ worth of plastic

[arctic talon]

Lol

[celest dome]

Warhammer fans aren't the brightest

[arctic talon]

This hobby is still cheaper then mtg

(Somehow)

[crystal forum]

then you see kitbash videos where some crusty old drawer is opened and there's hundreds of parts that the youtuber just cuts away at

[arctic talon]

Some kits have a lot of extra bits

Most admech kits can almost make 2x the quantity of guys

You just need bodies

For marines yeah idfk

You didn’t get a lot of extra arms with most boxes

Or heads

[crystal forum]

the 9th edition starter box i have with me has two build options for the sergeant

either with a bolt pistol in hand and chainsword at his hip or with chainsword in one hand and plasma pistol in the other

the model is made so the chainsword at the hip is replaced by a helmet on a maglock and his head is bare

i hate bare heads and i wanted the plasma pistol so i had to give my sergeant a plasma pistol on the left hand and a bolt pistol on the right one

john wick space marine dual wielding pistols

[arctic talon]

Pog

[echo vault]

From building 5 tanks 2 leviathan's some tartaros and mk3 marines and an age of darkness box set I have a lot of bits

Like a portion of a gallon bag of pintle mounts turret or sponson moumts

Are there ever any mages that use sword and shield or any form of shield for that matter

Shield and staff I guess

Magic axe

I think grey knights are the only example

Or the librarian from space hulk death wing using a storm shield

[sullen cape]

your right there only Gk use it unless your going to do some custom models, long a go Terminator Captians and Chaplains did have the options (4-7th edition)

[green loom]

Iirc one of the generic inquisitor lords was in termie armor

[crimson kayak]

My favorite Inquisitor is always gonna be the one with the Ignatius power armour

[crisp heath]

Yes, you are correct sir

[arctic talon]

There’s Hector Rex

But he’s a named character

[crimson kayak]

I mean in the first editions there was sheets for generic humans in power armour too

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But first edition doesn’t exist

Second edition is when the game started existing imo

[crimson kayak]

It does and you can't take my mesh armour away

Or my jetpack gun guards

Look at him and admire him

[crisp heath]

so given the stance on old technology and such. If i were to blast some D-Rok on a boombox would i get branded a heretic?

or even Vinyl

[arctic talon]

No

It’s benign

A tech priest might want to look at it but you wouldn’t get in trouble

There’s plenty of tech in the imperium that can do the same thing

[celest dome]

It would just be some Archeotech. Some Tech Priest might be interested in procuring it but other than that nothing really noteworthy

[crisp heath]

i'll take it

[arctic talon]

Also you might get paid for it

If the tech priest isn’t an asshole

But that’s a coin toss

[crimson kayak]

And even then something simple like that could also be seen as lower tech from some backwater planet

[queen laurel]

There are planets that literally use Muskets

[crimson kayak]

Hell, it could be just normal tech thinking about it, seeing how stuff like vox casters is basically just a Radio backpack

[crisp heath]

fair enough.

[crimson kayak]

Ye, Archeotech is more reserved to stuff that's old but also high tech for the 40k standard

But, if instead of just a vynil you find an stc of a vynil you are golden

Because no matter how not useful it may be an stc is still an stc

[celest dome]

In fairness that's Birmingham

[queen laurel]

Do you think they will have a heart attack when you show them a las gun

[spiral bridge]

Yeah

It is Birmingham

[plush mason]

isnt GW's HQ outside Birmingham?

[echo vault]

Nottingham

[sullen cape]

Nottingham; between Birmingham and Sheffield then head east

[plush mason]

ah ok

[green loom]

Author seems based, hope the book is gud

[storm jungle]

Danie is great

one of the few rare female 40k writers too

[crimson kayak]

Ah yes, the heavy bolter without an ammo backpack

[storm jungle]

It's model accurate

[crimson kayak]

Oh shit

I always thought they had the marine one

[storm jungle]

Yeah nah theirs was always a smaller ammo-cache

the size is not a lot but its the same as "where do marines store all their bolter-rounds"

[crimson kayak]

When in doubt gib back the Jove

[storm jungle]

shoulder mounted bolters are underrated af

[crimson kayak]

I always mount that one as in lore they use the harness bits and such a lot more but due to rule of cool it doesn't appear in covers and models

[storm jungle]

yeah very much so

[green loom]

Yay

[plush mason]

up their asses ofc

[plush mason]

the real question is. how do they fit 30 25mm rounds in a mag that size

[storm jungle]

https://media.tenor.com/UCBnVC7FlvUAAAAd/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible.gif

[plush mason]

exactly

[crystal forum]

is there a single use of the word mommy in 40k

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-dead-inside-gif-25853869

outside of scenes with children and their mothers i doubt it

[plush mason]

im sure some poor guardsmen has cried for their mommy at times

[crystal forum]

the usage of homelander is ironic in this context and i hope you had that intention

[storm jungle]

🥛

[spare osprey]

for the first time ever

yes

it was intentional

[winter vessel]

Since the unleashing of the Great Rift, which Order of the Adepta Sororitas have it the worst at the moment? Or is currently at risk of being completely wiped out?

Cause I'm sure a number of shrine worlds that were garrisoned by the Sisters of Battle were caught in the blast when the galaxy went Split

[crystal forum]

i love the euphemisms used by 3d file makers to avoid getting automatic copyright detections

[crystal forum]

i am now calling my car the lad mobile

[crimson kayak]

My pronoun are officially combad walker/slim boi

[celest dome]

Guess what this is

It is in 40k

[storm jungle]

Uhhhh fuck

i got no idea

[queen laurel]

Hey my favorite inquisitor, i have a genuine question to ask you

Like usual

[storm jungle]

whats up

[queen laurel]

You still play darktide yes?
How is it now

Is it worth for me to try coming back

[storm jungle]

Not just yet

wait for the BIG update drop in October then see for yourself

[queen laurel]

If they don't drop anything ork related on orktober, i will personally go shark hunting at the fat shark hq

[storm jungle]

[spare osprey]

Very random. But I’ve been lookin at some of the lore of dudes orniris has drawn for people. And I think this statement is more accurate than I thought

Found a space marine who’s been alive for 10,000 years.

No warp no nothing

He’s just from the 2nd founding

[storm jungle]

god

[spare osprey]

Mothafucka got injured to the point where he needed a dreadnought. Know what they did instead? Put him in slightly bigger termie armor

Then there’s the whole character of this same chapter who’s the size of a primarch

And a tech marine who knows more than cawl

[queen laurel]

The reason why space marines go to dreadnoughts is because the dreadnought has enough room to carry a life support system

[crimson kayak]

I'm not a custodian I swear!

[spare osprey]

EXACTLY

[spare osprey]

Wanna guess what’s up with his sword?

[crimson kayak]

Definetly has Atleast 2 daemons inside

[spare osprey]

It was forged by perty before Horus turned

It uses eldar magic

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

[crimson kayak]

Ah yes, Perturabo, the infamous Eldar Magic user

[spare osprey]

The sword is literally “yeah this character made it so my OC could use it”

Perty would never make something he wouldn’t use

[crimson kayak]

MAJESTY

[spare osprey]

Oh yeah I should mention. These dudes were declared traitors

And are now fighting their way to g man

So he can revoke their traitor status

[celest dome]

It's a Skitarii Marshal

[spare osprey]

The bullshit that is this fellas lore

Listen, Tyberos and Alexis were tall

BUT NOT PRIMARCH TALL

[celest dome]

All the Alpha Legion SM were Primarch level

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-baron-zemo-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-fair-enough-seems-fair-gif-22912772

[crystal forum]

i literally can't imagine myself making a character who's not very weak or mentally scarred. how do these people seriously make up such overpowered characters

[green loom]

Tyberos is normal sized

Fun fact there

[crimson kayak]

Btw mfs disrespecting Vaul by making his color fucking purple

[spare osprey]

I thought his height was just super exaggerated?

Neat

[green loom]

Yes, he's normal sized
People just say he's massive because there's fan art with a rhino in the background d

[celest dome]

Most Iron Hand are taller than their Primarch

[green loom]

Also can I DM you something