#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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LMAO

arctic talon
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pureblood roman

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italian

storm jungle
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yeah he said his cousin was a lord somewhere

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and im like

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"sir this is a darktide game server"

green loom
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I'm not sharing names

arctic talon
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and my great ancestor is Ghengis Khan

storm jungle
storm jungle
queen laurel
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Yo the avatar of kain in dawn of war got absolutely hoed by the bloodthirster

arctic talon
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Imagine having so much drip someone thinks you're an angel lol

green loom
arctic talon
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The Avatar of Khaine has taken an L to every faction

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but like nids lol

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and even then it sorta took an L

storm jungle
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Also forgot to add earlier

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but another thing with this server is we ban chuds instantly

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most 40k servers are very lax

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the moment you let some apologists of the Imperium in they fester and gather

green loom
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The less Bohemonds we have, the better

storm jungle
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^

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its extremely problematic

green loom
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From what I noticed

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They tend to start ganging together

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And then bully people's homebrews

storm jungle
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Extremely so

queen laurel
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That explains why this server is rather peaceful but sometimes some worms can get through

green loom
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(While theirs are worse than shit tier KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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also @green loom you're in the main warhammer one not the main 40k one

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because they got made alongside each other

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and they're both old as shit

green loom
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I'm in the AoS one as well

storm jungle
green loom
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But I'm lazy to join the 40k one

arctic talon
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tbh its nice

green loom
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The warhammer one doesn't even have a homebrew channel because it would "confuse newbies" KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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also lots of free entertainment during pride month

queen laurel
green loom
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But you're also not allowed to discuss it in the lore chat

arctic talon
green loom
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Or post memes

green loom
arctic talon
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wait nvm

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its consolidated to one now

crystal forum
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as a newbie homebrews appear in my nightmares

arctic talon
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but still

storm jungle
arctic talon
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bruh there was someone who said "I thought this was a good place oh well"

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and then left

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💀

storm jungle
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YEP

arctic talon
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guy had 20 messages

storm jungle
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20+ points if they have a black templar pfp

arctic talon
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they didn't

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they had something worse

crystal forum
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proceeds to complain about safe spaces

storm jungle
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was it romans

arctic talon
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yep

storm jungle
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god

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fuck my life

storm jungle
green loom
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It's astonishing how seriously those people take history and shit while being from like

arctic talon
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beyond that I like how robust the channels on the main 40k server are

green loom
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Shitsville Oregon

arctic talon
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only downside is like

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no memes in any channel

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but the memes one

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but meh

green loom
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Hold on where's the meme

arctic talon
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at least discussions tend to be very clear

storm jungle
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the memes are the same as they are here

  • Chad Imperium shitty music video
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  • Krieg
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  • Eldar big titty
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  • Sororitas big titty
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  • Tau bad
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etc etc

arctic talon
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there's some other ones at least

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rarely

crisp heath
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Canon necrons

queen laurel
arctic talon
crystal forum
green loom
storm jungle
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AAAA-

green loom
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Some of the ones I've seen complain unironically about like

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SJWs

crystal forum
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the fascists come to 40k because they need a fictional universe for their ideas to win

storm jungle
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Pretty much this

green loom
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And froth at the mouth when they see a marine in pride flag colours

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Are ones who probably have space marines with very bold american flags painted on them KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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but I'm very suprised the main warhammer discord

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doesn't have a homebrew channel lol

green loom
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Yes this is a dig at Gamza

arctic talon
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💀

queen laurel
storm jungle
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also half the ımperium apologists expect their life to be some epic adventure like Starship Troopers.

In reality its All Quiet on the Western Front where they'll sit crying in a ditch and have an ork/tyranid jump in and tear them apart or stab them to death

polar barn
green loom
arctic talon
storm jungle
green loom
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"How DARE you not half ass it, you're confusing new players!"

arctic talon
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💀

queen laurel
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This server is one of the few people where I can make something good and they are like just make this adjustment but this is still your own thing

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Even if my ideas are not original

storm jungle
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Yeah like

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you try having a chat in the fanart or mini channel

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you're gonna get some mod going

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"EXCUSE ME, MOVE CHANNELS PLS"

queen laurel
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Shout out to @storm jungle and @summer rover For the inspiration

crystal forum
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and yet general chat is still a toxic barren waste

storm jungle
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gen-chat is unfortunately just not managable

green loom
storm jungle
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the moment we try we are 1984 mods

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its a case of "why dont you police this channel"

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we do it

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"wtf stop policing us"

polar barn
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If you were really monitoring it I would never have gotten this far

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I am a menace to the community

arctic talon
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lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Bailiff, slap his nuts

summer rover
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genchat is irreperable.

crisp heath
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I'm a menace to this server in the two most heavily modded channels

arctic talon
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lol

green loom
polar barn
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My nuts are once again slapped

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I shall not learn

queen laurel
crisp heath
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We do NIDS, motherfricker

storm jungle
arctic talon
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not a klaw smh

green loom
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I'm still incredibly pleased with myself

arctic talon
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very nice colors

crisp heath
queen laurel
polar barn
arctic talon
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can you really be an ork war boss without a klaw

summer rover
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"i'm a menace"

only trolls in channels full of jannies
you are weak, like tiny ultramarine player.

green loom
crystal forum
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cease to exist

arctic talon
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the answer is yes

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but still

queen laurel
green loom
polar barn
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That was uncalled for

summer rover
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i'll call yer mum, mate

polar barn
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Which one

green loom
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It's astonishing that the game has only gotten worse since I left

celest dome
summer rover
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the playerbase has gotten awful, is the issue

arctic talon
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Darktide?

queen laurel
arctic talon
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yeah the average player is uh

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worse

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by like a lot lol

green loom
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No I meant Foxhole

crystal forum
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my PTSD

green loom
arctic talon
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oh

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foxhole?

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idk

celest dome
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I quite like Bagpipes, but Hurdy-gurdy are just better

arctic talon
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Bagpipes sound cool

green loom
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One sec

crystal forum
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the scottish will make anything out of goat stomachs

green loom
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edit: okay, I just realised I exported this freaking potato quality, that's what I get for rushing this out, my shame will live on in perpetuity in the form of this youtube video, enjoy

This isn't as good as it could have been but I'm sleep deprived and I want to get this out as soon as possible.

For all the lovely people who have helped and a...

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summer rover
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go to malice
nobody can block
go to damnation
endless metawhoring twitchers licking every surface for plasteel
go to heresy
both
"you know, the red moon inn sounds like a pretty good place to stay i think."

arctic talon
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Send help

crystal forum
polar barn
summer rover
arctic talon
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I prefer the red moon inn to taals horn keep

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tbh

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it was a lot cozier

summer rover
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i'll just make up space wolf names until i get one worse than ragnar blackmane!

arctic talon
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Wulfrik Wolflord

celest dome
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Wolfgar McCanid

crisp heath
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Ulf

summer rover
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Wulfwyrd Bloodfang

crystal forum
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woofie cragglesnot

polar barn
summer rover
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Ulfblud Vulfrinson, wolfguard of lupus peak

crisp heath
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Skallagrim of the Frozen Waste

queen laurel
summer rover
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i thought they all looks like the sold bootlegs out of a van

polar barn
queen laurel
summer rover
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they just had a heightened need to sack the british.

polar barn
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killing and being an animal? you had some bad luck with janitors

summer rover
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which is understandable

polar barn
queen laurel
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Poor guys don't get enough respect

crisp heath
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Vikings are fun because you first start learning about them and you're like "oh yeah bloodsoaked savages" then you learn more and you're like "oh these were human beings with complex cultures and a variety of personalities, like all people" then you read some more and you're like "oh they're worse than I ever could have expected"

polar barn
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maybe the should start sacking the british

queen laurel
crystal forum
polar barn
crystal forum
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"ah shit people were always just lame"

crisp heath
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The scraper game is horrifying

queen laurel
summer rover
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the best part about learning history is finding out about all the neat dogs of war units for warhammer fantasy

queen laurel
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You can base your idea on a very obscure sword from like india or something

crisp heath
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The scraper game was so bad Norway had to make a law saying that if someone killed you during a sport your family couldn't sue because you knew what was going to happen

crystal forum
polar barn
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it sounds lovely

queen laurel
crisp heath
# polar barn you will have to explain this game to me

We don't know how it was played, but it involved pot scrapers, which were wicked sharp back then. One story we have is a huge party where it was played and 3 people died, then on the way home a noble knelt down to adjust his shoe and his guts fell out because he didn't realize he'd been disemboweled due to shock.

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Highly recommend looking into it if you’re bored

crisp heath
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Or the game where they threw bones at each other after a feast and the winner was the first one to draw blood

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Or the drowning contests

polar barn
arctic talon
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The funny exam that killed 300 people

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Like

arctic talon
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Just a normal ass exam

storm jungle
queen laurel
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That guy is the definition of built different

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How many layers of immortality do i have to go through to kill that guy again

arctic talon
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Chinese mythology is wild lol

crisp heath
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Lu Dongbin forgetting to pull out and blasting immortality into his girlfriend

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Wang Moment

queen laurel
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It's about su-

Sorry this guy got assassinated

arctic talon
crystal forum
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long dong

arctic talon
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Or as abbreviated by almost every company emails

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Hwang

storm jungle
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its literally

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that Austin Power joke

arctic talon
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Lol

crystal forum
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imagine five nights at freddies lore in warhammer forty thousand

storm jungle
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god

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it pretty much is that ngl

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William Afton may as well be a fucking warp daemon at this point

arctic talon
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Average genestealer cultist

storm jungle
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"I'll help you Abaddon, in return you must find me animatronic suits."

crystal forum
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the bite of m.42

storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
crystal forum
arctic talon
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What even is the lore of fnaf lol

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All I know is funny robot kill child

storm jungle
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Its basic but convoluted

crystal forum
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way too complicated for what it is

crisp heath
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I love my Neverending Christian robot franchise

queen laurel
storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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I see

queen laurel
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Also the guy who murdered the kids just won't f****** die

storm jungle
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that too

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he literally returns 2 times

arctic talon
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Is he obsssesed with murdering kids lol

storm jungle
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honestly

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yes

arctic talon
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Is that how he stays alive

storm jungle
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LMAO

crisp heath
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Yes

arctic talon
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Slaanesh’s greatest champion

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Of the uh

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1987’s

storm jungle
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basically he dies inside a suit once and also comes back in a haunted suit

crystal forum
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i dont even think we ever get the motivation for his child murder desire

storm jungle
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Yeah i dont think so either

crisp heath
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OK but five nights at Freddie's did give us one of the coolest monologues in fiction so there's that

arctic talon
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Just a generic psychopath

storm jungle
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for the most part ye

arctic talon
storm jungle
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it was less complicated when you just had 3 games, it was a pretty nice little bow

queen laurel
arctic talon
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What

storm jungle
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Satan Moment

arctic talon
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Wha

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Satan real?

storm jungle
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no im joking

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but i wouldnt be surprised

crystal forum
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the series is literally made for kids so whatever

crisp heath
crystal forum
storm jungle
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yeah we dont really know i think

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Afton's backstory is revealed a bit

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alongside the restaurant

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but iirc we dont know why he went full psycho

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thats like MOSTLY the only thread missing

crystal forum
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i dont remember what the name of that fanfic series is but it actually gives a damn about explaining stuff

arctic talon
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Is the backstory of freddy fazbears pizzeria the same as the deep lore of Chuck E Cheese

queen laurel
arctic talon
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drunk parents fist fighting included

crystal forum
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scott pretty obviously just made shit up as he went along

storm jungle
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40k fans be like

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"Being a dreadnaught is the worst thing ever"

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Springtrap suit

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exists

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"AUGHHHH"

crystal forum
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ah yes we will design a suit that can impale its wearer if it's slightly damp

storm jungle
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I love how when you activate it you are just suppose to limp away

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and not scare the kids as you bleed to death

arctic talon
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1980's moment

storm jungle
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40k Restaurant Moment

arctic talon
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I have an awful idea

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for dark eldar homebrew now

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💀

storm jungle
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Lmao god

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dont

crystal forum
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dum dum dum dum dum dum duuuum

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dum dum dum duuuum
dum dum du duuuum

arctic talon
# storm jungle dont

They will shove the Mon'Keigh/Random poor dark eldar into a suit that murders them

crisp heath
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I think Afton is actually supposed to just be the devil tbh

crisp heath
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Calhoun or whatever his name is said that FNAF lore is basically Christian and never elaborated

storm jungle
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5 Nights at Freddy's but you're a Chapter Serf making sure the dreadnaughts stay asleep

arctic talon
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LMFAO

storm jungle
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"The dreadnaughts do get a bit quirky at night"

queen laurel
arctic talon
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except more drawn out lol

storm jungle
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honestly ngl that sounds horrifying

crystal forum
storm jungle
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sipping coffee

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next second

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anti-tank missile blows you up

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because the dreadnaught is senile

crystal forum
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I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDICINE

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fires missile barrage

storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
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imagine the chapter master leaving you a message

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"Yeah sorry our budget doesnt allow for energy to your bulkhead doors"

crystal forum
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can you imagine a short story where an apothacary and a tech marine run after a rampaging dreadnought to calm it down

queen laurel
storm jungle
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yeah its why joke aside you can actually make this idea work

arctic talon
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"its your very favorite flavor Ancient Vortiger, very berry"

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gets crushed alive

storm jungle
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also like this is 40k, you can easily make some shit lik

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"we cant disarm their weapons because it hurts them"

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or some dumb shit

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same with why they wander around instead of sleeping

arctic talon
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tech marine lazy

queen laurel
crisp heath
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Honestly a fps where you have yo babysit a man-child dreadnought but actually killing it is a lose condition would be hilariously fun

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Home alone with live ammunition

storm jungle
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"The missile barrage of M41, yeah uh... that didn't end well. Nothing was left of our previous serf at that point."

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"What the fu-"

arctic talon
crystal forum
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leviathan dreads are insane too

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literally

arctic talon
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yeah

queen laurel
storm jungle
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sounds of aircraft shells hitting the bulkhead door

crisp heath
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"Brother Helmurder gets cranky when he first wakes up from cryosleep, you should lure him into the furnace because the warmth helps him calm down. Make sure to climb onto the higher level before we pull the lever so you won't be immediately cremated."

storm jungle
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the worst part is this would 100% happen

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the casual disregard for human life in the setting is just great for scenarios like this

queen laurel
crystal forum
storm jungle
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the worst part is just like FNAF the voice message is gonna tell you not to damage the dreadnaughts

crisp heath
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"Ammunition and serfs can be replaced, our beloved brother cannot. Allow glancing blows to the limbs and do not bleed on my carpet."

queen laurel
crystal forum
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uuuh helloo helooo

crystal forum
storm jungle
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God

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i really need to make this a meme now

arctic talon
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the five nights at freddy stag

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*stage

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except its just 3 dreadnoughts standing around

storm jungle
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I'll try to make them match the animatronic colors

queen laurel
storm jungle
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oh god

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Foxy Dreadnaught

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mfer just runs

arctic talon
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lmfao

queen laurel
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Except for the red colored one that somehow rushes you

arctic talon
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The full sprint dreadnought

crystal forum
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golden freddie dread

crystal forum
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i want to buy more dreadnoughts now

crisp heath
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You guys ever think about how weird the list of settings where passing through hell allows you to surpass the speed of light is

queen laurel
crisp heath
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Warhammer 40k, Event Horizon, The Locked Tomb, and Minecraft

arctic talon
queen laurel
queen laurel
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Traveling to the home of death itself is apparently faster than commuting a spaceship

crystal forum
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creating stupid topics is one of my superpowers

celest dome
crisp heath
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Event Horizon was conceived of as being an unofficial prequel to 40k yeah

arctic talon
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EH is based on 40k yeah

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somewhat

crisp heath
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The Locked Tomb was also based 40k but still the point stands

arctic talon
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also I think its really funny they have a kid get fucking vaporized by a necron

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in the warhammer 40k kids books lol

crisp heath
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Why is Steve in grimdark gang

arctic talon
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idk

crisp heath
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I remember someone telling me Ianthe was the central point between Vriska and Fulgrim and a pure condensation of "fictional character that it's probably a red flag if you like too much"

celest dome
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I think there is a novel that has something like traveling to hell to go to the other places faster, like an old one

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Otherwise Dresden Files

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Traveler Gate maybe ? Like there is a realm that look like hell but it's not really hell itself

queen laurel
crystal forum
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god i hate that i can't touch what i ordered with my greasy disgusting touchy feelers

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i must touch and feeeel the dreadnought

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put cheeto dust on it

vivid turtle
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i always wonder waht caliber assault cannons are in

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even tho geedubs doesn't always go into those specifics

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just going off by that "cannon" designation maybe it could be like 20mm vulcan?

arctic talon
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The caliber is large

celest dome
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Depend on which ones, like the Termi ones are lesser calibre ones than the Dread ones

vivid turtle
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the terminator ones yea

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those seem pretyt common

celest dome
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I'd say normal Autogun ammo or Heavy Stubber ones

arctic talon
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its prolly bigger then normal

celest dome
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Yeah, but I'd say it's not Autocannon sized

arctic talon
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true

uneven temple
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yall know what makes me truly sad? i haven't seen a good black lion post on r/imaginarywarhammer in a hot minute

vivid turtle
frosty stag
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Magnus did nothing wrong

celest dome
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The emp and his spawns did a lot of things wrong

frosty stag
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No magnus was a perfect son

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Didn’t absolutely no wrong by any means

arctic talon
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Magnus did a lot wrong

coarse mirage
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Are there any good books about Chaos that isn't about the protagonists being edgy whiners, but are instead more about the nature of Chaos? Less "Daddy didn't love me" or "my life sure sucks so I hate everything" and more about...well, something interesting?

arctic talon
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If you’re okay with body horror and the like

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Night lords omnibus isn’t bad either

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But it’s def got the my life sucks part of chaos

storm jungle
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Yeah if you want just evil assholes having fun Bile's books are great

arctic talon
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It def has some stuff on what chaos does and stuff

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But it also absolutely is a great time

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As long as you’re okay with horrible things occurring lol

echo vault
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I LOVE HIM LOOK HE BIG CHUBBY

nocturne crest
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What is that?

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I love it.

arctic talon
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It’s a sentinel varient for Horus heresy

nocturne crest
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Ah.

rose thorn
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Tbh magnus was arrogant, but because he was probably one of the strongest of the primarchs and everyone, including the emperor was giving him extreme shit

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Arrogant, for a good reason

nocturne crest
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Does the Thousand Sons have any rivalry with the Grey Knights?

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Hatred rivalry, I should say.

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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Just the space wolves then?

winter vessel
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My friend gets mad every time I call the Reaver Class Titan, “The Stewie Griffin” since that’s his favorite type in the Collegia Titanica

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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Okay. So does Magnus have the Janus shard back or is still flowing around with the grey knights?

arctic talon
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I don't know enough about Grey Knights or thousand sons lore

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but Magnus is like almost entirely intact in 40k

uneven temple
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afaik janus isn't really mentioned after the beast arises, so unknown

green loom
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From what I recall Janus was captured by Abaddon

crimson kayak
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looked up and Janus doesn't seem to appear after the beheading (m32), but considering they had other grand masters i guess he either died or was reduced to non-combatant status

storm jungle
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yeah the grandmasters are all kinda there

crimson kayak
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(and in any case i don't think anyone other than Russ/another primarch could have hit Janus so hard to shatter him on a meta-physical level again to free the shard)

wooden ridge
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I am confused.. I had remembered that the Bolter main caliber is .998 but then I read that it's .75..

I thought that .75 is a smaller version for regular humans and bolt-pistols. Could someone make it more clear to me? kat

celest dome
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Heavy Bolter is 0.9

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All other modern (40k) Bolter are 0.75

wooden ridge
celest dome
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No it's 0.9
All modern Bolter are 0.75
But during the HH there were Bolts from 0.6 to 1+

wooden ridge
celest dome
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No, stated to be 0.75

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We don't know if the length is different and all that

storm jungle
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Basically

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Its not important, just roll with it

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Pretty much

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Now this is podracing

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Nah just random catachan

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Harker has the heavy bolter

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mfer came straight from the playdough factory

wooden ridge
queen laurel
storm jungle
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Its not just catachans either, other people can use boltguns too

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also its important to remember GW has overseen, patended and approved the use of boltguns in this game.

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So basically it more or less confirms anyone can use them with enough firearm experience.

celest dome
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The only difference btw a SM Bolter and a non SM one is that the SM one has much more tech inside of it

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That we know of

queen laurel
celest dome
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But it's a normal Bolter, not a SM one

queen laurel
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I've lost track on what is what considering the retconing abilities of GW

storm jungle
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It has nothing to do with ballsy though

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guard sergeants could use boltguns for like

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4 editions now i think?

celest dome
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So nothing really weird here

storm jungle
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Yeah this

celest dome
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Locke Pattern is old old

storm jungle
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its literally just a barrett 50. cal but as a short assault rifle

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its not that big of a deal

celest dome
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But 0.75 clown_hadron

queen laurel
storm jungle
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YEET

wooden ridge
storm jungle
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oh hey

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its that gun from MGSV

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also Halo i think

wooden ridge
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Lol, really.. I've never noticed before how close it is with the HALO's rifle

storm jungle
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yeah the rail around the scope was a massive giveaway for me

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its not the exact same thing but was probably an inspiration for it

celest dome
storm jungle
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I THINK its a carry handle?

wooden ridge
storm jungle
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yeee

celest dome
#

Damn, that's crazy

storm jungle
#

honestly its parts like that which are like

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"we dont really need it, but it looks cool"

vast heart
#

Nerds I summon you for assistance. Does anyone know if the whole "Fulgrim was Slaanesh's second choice" thing extends to other primarchs? Like did Khorne want another primarch instead of Angron and so on? (I'm assuming he did bc of how fucky Angrons ascention was but idk)

shadow plover
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Khorne yearned for Sanguinius

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kinda teased Dorn too

vast heart
# shadow plover kinda teased Dorn too

I mean, Khorne would be kinda spoilt for choice with all the primarch now I think about it lol. They're all angry and kill things at some point or another

wooden ridge
shadow plover
#

yeah but he was really into getting Sanguinius, most likely his first choice

vast heart
#

Bc lobotomizing your healer seems like kind of a 3head move otherwise lmao

green loom
#

Slaanesh wanted to snatch guilliman at some point

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Iirc

vast heart
shadow plover
#

Sanguinius doesn't really revel in that himself

vast heart
green loom
#

Turn the roman into Nero

sleek wigeon
#

tbh I get the feeling Vashtor would have gone for either turbo or ferris wheel

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if he hypothetically hit godhood pre-heresy

wooden ridge
sleek wigeon
#

I think angron was fucked either way because of the nails

wooden ridge
sleek wigeon
#

take the nails out? dead or lobotomized angron
leave them in? he succumbs to khorne one day or another
try and reason with him? you cant.

storm jungle
#

Its very much just a plot convenience for him to go to chaos basically

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because the Emperor had to do every wrong choice lol

vast heart
storm jungle
#

the Emperor also can literally heal machines without touching them but the moment its a traitor primarch he has to go full-doofus

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also is a master of biomancy

vast heart
#

When big E sucks at green stuff and can't freehand sculp his raid tank a new brain

storm jungle
#

LITERALLY

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but angron is very much a case of "we need a reason for him to fall to chaos"

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hes not that much of a complex character

queen laurel
wooden ridge
# sleek wigeon

False memory then.. For some reason, I remembered that they could delete the implant but Angron didn't let that happen kat

storm jungle
#

"why did you join chaos"

vast heart
#

Yeah Angron does kinda work better as a shakespearian tragedy

storm jungle
#

"uhhh i hate wizards, also dad stole my kill"

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get the fuck outta here

vast heart
#

Morty was a bit half half imo because he was quite literally going to kill himself failing to take his dad out if emps hadn't done anything

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Emps could've played it better but Morty seemed pretty determined not to let anyone fuck up his sidequest

storm jungle
#

Yeah but like its still incredibly stupid

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HH in general suffers from the fact that it has a pre-written story

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so the writers need to make certain events happen

vast heart
storm jungle
#

Lmao NOOO

vast heart
#

His headcannon voice is literally Rev from apex its the only thing I can think when I read mortarion dialogue

storm jungle
#

to be fair

vast heart
#

wires crossed wrong game

storm jungle
#

Revenant is the right kind of Edgy

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he also just looks really cool

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Reaper is pretty much just a edgelord

#

Example A™️

vast heart
#

Yeah overwatch writing has that 90s comic goofiness to it

#

Apex lore is actually pretty cool aside from STRAIGHT UP TIME TRAVEL

storm jungle
#

Hate time travel

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Hate time travel

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Hate time travel

sleek wigeon
#

:(

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I miss titanfall

vast heart
#

But goddamn time travel man

storm jungle
#

That mission is one of the best story missions in gaming

wooden ridge
sleek wigeon
#

I'd only play caustic

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love my sadist war criminal type characters

queen laurel
vast heart
#

I character hop like a mf but always come back to lifeline rampart and newcastle

vast heart
sleek wigeon
#

bro is that addicted

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

he also has literal injection ports on his lower torso

queen laurel
#

I don't play apex because I suck at games but I do wanna try

vast heart
queen laurel
sleek wigeon
#

he's what you get if you crossed Bane with the scout from tf2

storm jungle
#

because its the only titanfall content we have atm

#

💀

vast heart
#

Apex has League of Legend syndrome where enjoying the lore and the game are very seperate experiences imo

storm jungle
#

^

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Im ENTIRELY here for the lore

#

Respawn has also literally dropped Titanfall 3 in favor of apex

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which is just eugh

queen laurel
storm jungle
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The game is just too hyper-gun-gun-shoot-shoot for me

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which makes me sound old but im 29 so lol

#

👩‍🦼

vast heart
# queen laurel Oh yeah that one was sick

Wait I never explained the thing lol. Titanfall had that time trial at the start where you ran the obstacle course. Players eventually started nade jumping to get better speeds. Octane canonically blew off his legs to beat the real life record by like half a second

sleek wigeon
#

i just hate esports-pandering games

queen laurel
pine wedge
# storm jungle Reaper is pretty much just *a* edgelord

hey come now. reaper has cool backstory as gabriel reyes. moira's experiment causes him to be in constant agony and there's nobody to cure him from his condition. overwatch is simple and kinda goofy, i appreciate the 90s comic book sentiment, but he's not JUST an edgelord.

vast heart
#

And then guilt tripped lifeline into buying him new legs essentially

storm jungle
wooden ridge
#

TF2 campaign is one of few I can't stop revisiting in a couple of years

I am so disappointed it didn't sell well emoji_17

vast heart
#

I can't talk I'm a sweaty pvp nerd I love apex lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I do really like Reyes tho, they injected his dad humor into Reaper eventually

pine wedge
#

thumbsup_ogryn we're on the same page then

sleek wigeon
#

my fave overwatch characters were always the robots

vast heart
#

Yeah the Reyes, Cass Soldier dynamic I enjoy tbh

sleek wigeon
#

all of the robots are well written and I love them

vast heart
#

I like how soldier forms like a middle ground of edginess

storm jungle
queen laurel
vast heart
#

Ramattra is my favourite thing ever

storm jungle
#

Rammatra is kinda thicc so hes good too

vast heart
#

Fucking PCIE cable dread

queen laurel
#

My boy has a straight up scrap gun

vast heart
#

thats inspired

storm jungle
#

Mfer literally summons a dreadnaught chassis just to jojo flex on your ass

sleek wigeon
#

I think its impossible to hate Rammatra

storm jungle
#

^

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like hes just cool

#

even his character is great

#

hes Ultron but not a total psychopath

vast heart
storm jungle
#

has a surprisingly charming personality

vast heart
#

"I shall speak to you in the language you understand: violence" is bars

#

Genuinely one of the best voicelines hand down

queen laurel
#

I swear to God it's always humanity ******* itself over by making a villain

storm jungle
#

also all to be fair to Ram

#

he tried to be peaceful

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join protests and stuff

#

then his friend got scrapped

#

lmao

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I love how in the MCU Ultron was just

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goes to internet for 10s

vast heart
#

I also like the way they make the villains human, Moira hates Mercy bc she's essentially immortal and Moira is terminally ill. She has this quote where she's like "Oh how privilged you are Angela, to feel entitled to patience" talking about her experiements

storm jungle
#

"The human race must die"

vast heart
#

Like she's racing for the shot clock here

storm jungle
#

you like Moira because she has character

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I like Moira because shes a tall ginger irish mommy

#

we are not the same

vast heart
#

No we are the same

storm jungle
#

Damn

queen laurel
sleek wigeon
queen laurel
vast heart
#

I wonder if kiri and lifeweaver will ever get to impact the narrative in a way that matters lol

storm jungle
#

GOD this is why I hate overwatch

#

all these characters

#

and they do NOTHING with them

#

💀

#

ive been following this game since like fucking 2019

vast heart
#

Fr tho I love Ana but they need to give other characters some lore

#

She's actually the main character

storm jungle
#

no wait not '19, literally '16

vast heart
#

oh boy

#

that is half a decade

sleek wigeon
#

I hate how all the cyborgs are the flashy cyberpunk kind
I wanna see a junker cyborg

#

gimmie a borg, not a connor

queen laurel
#

self replicating biomass

storm jungle
#

Kiri and Lifeweaver just do not fit OW imo

vast heart
#

Fr have they ever explained hardlight or the spirit animals

storm jungle
#

they are incredibly LoL

pine wedge
vast heart
#

Yeah LW is 100% a reference to Wow wood elves

storm jungle
#

same, junkrat main for life

shadow plover
#

OW1 was cool for a while

vast heart
#

As an australian I struggle with JQ and junkrat

sleek wigeon
#

Ana main

vast heart
#

They're cool characters

shadow plover
#

stopped around when doomfist was new

vast heart
#

but their accents are fucking war crimes

shadow plover
#

and high IQ Junkrat gaming

storm jungle
#

Junkrat gaming is just dakka but with grenades

#

keep spamming

sleek wigeon
#

I love getting blamed for every loss despite our offense heroes having the collective iq of an inert sponge

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

LMAO

vast heart
#

Bastion is pretty close to ork gameplay lol

storm jungle
#

Fuck thats true

shadow plover
#

don't know shit about such incident

storm jungle
#

Mei is also probably the most evil character in fiction

#

imagine being slowly frozen before this girl comes up and carefully aims her ice gun at your head as she forms an icicle to penetrate your skull with

#

fucking psychopath

sleek wigeon
vast heart
#

Don't forget the "Ni hao"

storm jungle
#

LMAO

pine wedge
vast heart
#

"sorry, sorry sorry sorry "

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

also like, a lot of the weapons in Overwatch are like 40k tiers of fucked up

sleek wigeon
#

I love mei

vast heart
pine wedge
#

I just want her to wear widow's bodysuit

#

is that too much to ask

sleek wigeon
#

mei is that perfect equilibrium of "awesome gun" and "holy shit thats the worst way to die ever"

storm jungle
#

Moira's is also very bad too

queen laurel
sleek wigeon
#

...also because I have a bias towards ice users (i main frost in warframe)

vast heart
storm jungle
#

she literally sucks away your cellular structure lol

#

by the end im sure you'd be like a corpse husk

vast heart
#

Also mei is really clever bc they made a flamethrower character but its the literal complete opposite

pine wedge
#

the fact that her abilities are "succing" and "pissing" in the playerbase vernacular never fails to crack me up

#

edgy character my ass

vast heart
#

I say "Outta piss back up" far too often for an adult human

shadow plover
#

would be cool if Blizzard weren't absolutely hideous and incompetent company and we'd live in a time where overwatch were still relevant, fun and not morally questionable to play

pine wedge
#

right?

pine wedge
#

man.

storm jungle
#

like LoL sucks ass too

vast heart
#

Truth tho

storm jungle
#

but at least we got Legends of Runeterra

sleek wigeon
#

why does everyone and everything suck ass

storm jungle
#

with all that juicy lore

storm jungle
pine wedge
#

starfield will save gaming

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trust in godd howard

green loom
#

In a good world we'd have starcraft 3

queen laurel
vast heart
#

Bro state of gaming has gotten so bad that Paladins looks like an option compared to everything else

sleek wigeon
#

the only game I'm even remotely interested in rn is starfield

queen laurel
sleek wigeon
#

i'm buying that version with the mint watch

shadow plover
#

OW was the first Blizzard game I cared to play so I'm not that attached to the shit they've made anyways but would've been nice I guess

sleek wigeon
#

that watch looks amazing

#

(please dont canvas bag me todd)

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(not again)

vast heart
#

HoTs genuinely deserved better

green loom
#

Worst is that HoTS is fun

sleek wigeon
shadow plover
#

I'd be embarrassed to go out with the watch KEKW_ogryn (sorry)

sleek wigeon
#

that is like older than old school blizz

vast heart
#

it was fun and innovative they just needed for there not to be 6 second stuns with no diminishing returns

vast heart
#

Like CC killed that game so hard and it didn't deserve it

queen laurel
#

deathwing

sleek wigeon
queen laurel
#

cho gall

#

dehaka

green loom
#

Because all the characters are pulled from their IPs KEKW_ogryn

queen laurel
#

shit

queen laurel
vast heart
#

Abbadon is probably the only succesful version of that type of macro summoner I've ever seen in a moba

sleek wigeon
#

valorant seems good but the new op seems like total cancer to play against

storm jungle
#

Valorant is basically just CSGO

green loom
#

Best character

#

Not all heroes are born of altruism... some, like Alarak, simply desire vengeance. As the new Highlord of the Tal'darim, Alarak leads his people to a destiny free of the corrupt influence of the fallen Xel'naga, Amon.

Step forth and face Alarak, the newest Assassin to take over the Nexus. The Machines of War have begun to wreak havoc. Will you ...

▶ Play video
queen laurel
#

And also the other people

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I will not get into deep because it's a riot game you should expect what happened

vast heart
sleek wigeon
#

idk why but they loaded her with the most heinous tools i've seen in any video game

queen laurel
# green loom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hep-bsMW1rU&ab_channel=HeroesoftheStorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c5SJV7-Q9A&pp=ygULZGVoYWthIGhvdHM%3D this is my personal favorite character in StarCraft

The newest StarCraft Warrior Hero to join the Heroes of the Storm roster brings a whole pack-load of novel gameplay mechanics with him. In place of a mount, Dehaka is able to travel to any patch of brush on the map with his Brushstalker ability. This gives him a constant global presence.

Dehaka’s trait Collect Essence, meanwhile, grants a stac...

▶ Play video
sleek wigeon
#

she gets:
-a grenade that forces you to crouch and slows
-a mine that sticks to walls and activates with the slightest movement (forcing you to move slow again)
-a wall that blocks movement, but not bullets
-a button press that INSTANTLY WINS any 1v1 situation

#

that sounds insufferable

vast heart
#

Oh man. I struggle with val because every time I see a flash I'm like "fuck is this the one that I beat by staying still, or the one I look away from or the one that swings behind my head so I gotta look straight or the one I gotta shoot or the one I gotta crouch under"

queen laurel
#

Wait a minute primal zerg and kroot basically have the same gimmick

#

You absorb the DNA and get the benefits of the creature that you absorb the DNA from

vast heart
#

Isn't starcraft basically a tactical "yoink" of tyrannids

green loom
#

Essentially

#

The Protoss even get a craftworld

queen laurel
vast heart
#

Like wasn't starcraft initially a licensed 40k game where they lost the license and made it anyway?

#

Or did someone make that up

queen laurel
#

That seems to be the case

green loom
#

Blizzard were on track to make a warhammer game

#

But I think it was fantasy

#

Then they just ripped 40k off smilecat

vast heart
#

Lmao kinda poetically ironic for GW actually

green loom
#

Though tbf, the Tyranids don't get chitin high heels

vast heart
#

They new Lichtor has a sick trench coat at least

queen laurel
green loom
#

I don't think I can even post Kerrigan without being caught in a filter 💀

storm jungle
#

I mean kerrigan is not that NSFW tbh

#

shes literally just a humanoid lady with a bug outfit

#

also i guess the term is Fapbait™️

queen laurel
#

I just hit my head with a giant hammer and move on

storm jungle
#

Yeah shes very much just a hot lady you can slap on a poster for teens to buy, starcraft has been kind always extremely male-gaze from a marketing standpoint hence almost every female character wearing skintight shit

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

half the Banshee jet pilot lines are also sex innuendos

#

💀

queen laurel
pine wedge
#

and most other gaming companies tbh.

queen laurel
#

Her design speaks for itself

storm jungle
#

Yep lol

fair cobalt
#

Is there a lore reason why there are only male ogryns?

storm jungle
#

Theres female ogryns

#

they just dont have models

queen laurel
#

One of them is literally a psychic

storm jungle
#

That too yeah lul

#

but ogryns reproduce the same way we do since they are still human

fair cobalt
#

Ah I didn’t see it in character creation and I’ve never seen one in official art and all

storm jungle
#

so female ogryns do exist in lore, just not presented as much

storm jungle
#

No model

#

No representation needed

#

Fatshark asked GW about it

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yeah pretty much, the ogryn stands as the only class in the game with no female options

queen laurel
# storm jungle >No model

not just the ogryns there are still other things that don't have any models or any representation at all

celest dome
#

Honestly there is only 1 archetype that would have been possible that would for lore reason have been monogender

storm jungle
#

Which is?

celest dome
#

Minor Sororita ordo clown_hadron

storm jungle
#

theres a lot of those

#

💀

storm jungle
#

People would at some point assume they are born with their tank tops and pants

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yeah his model got released... last year i think

#

for HH

#

Ogryns were also known as nothing but "Lmao mentally disabled giant"

celest dome
#

Didn't Ka'Bandha have a ET model or something or just art ?

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

yeah but ogres in fantasy are their own branch of chads

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

yeah but they are unrelated

queen laurel
#

But having personality in the imperium tends to get you shot in the head so I understand

storm jungle
#

ogryns are just called sci-fi ogres because they are big dudes

#

theres no connection beyond that

queen laurel
celest dome
#

Kinda like Ratling and Halfling or Gnomes

storm jungle
#

^

#

its basically just "hey its this fantasy look-alike in space"

celest dome
#

Well actually they kinda are similar in some ways still

#

For the halfling and the gnomes too staregryn

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
#

sure they're green and brutish but

#

they can be hilarious and horrifying in the same time

#

you wouldn't be laughing at them when you found out that the 8 foot tall green mountain of muscle can sneak behind your lines

storm jungle
#

also true

fair cobalt
versed ledge
#

Is there such thing as a middle class in the imperium?

celest dome
#

Yes

#

Like by logic there has to be one

storm jungle
#

Every kind of social class exists in the Imperium

#

it just depends on the world in context

celest dome
#

Middle class for 1 world would be lower class for another

versed ledge
storm jungle
#

thats just one among many examples but yeah

versed ledge
#

Only saw coffin apartments in the manufactorium and condos in the upper levels

#

Thank the throne for rebreathers

celest dome
near wasp
#

atoma is going to get extermintus'd at some point

celest dome
#

Not grave enough atm, much more for current lore

crimson kayak
winter vessel
#

Doesn't Atoma Prime have their own Planetary Defense Force? Did it get so bad so quickly they had to recall the Moebian 6th regiment from the frontlines? which also kinda doubled down the situation in Tertium.

#

the PDFs aren't necessarily on equal as actual guard regiments but I figured they could've at least put up a fight or stave off the Nurgle cult's rebellion before calling in the 6th.

crimson kayak
#

Atoma does have it's PDF indeed

#

It's the guys in blue you see during some missions (also the squad from the very first trailer), they have a red symbol thingie and the regimental number 21

#

So until an official name comes it's the Moebian 21st

#

But also rememeber pdf are militia's with some semblance of a logistics and technically shouldn't be enough to beat up The most veteran regiment in a 600 light years span

crimson kayak
#

(wich the exception of the Moebian Commando's, aka the very first premium set)

crimson kayak
#

They still had to deal with the Admonition cult, wich already has stuff like mutants and daemonhost on their side

winter vessel
#

Yeah, only the best troopers from a PDF get selected to be part of an official Guard Regiment, which should tell you as much. So it really was that it got so FUBAR the moebian 6th was brought it which only caused more mayhem. And why we're playing as the expendable desperate measures to beat them back.

crimson kayak
#

Ye, also the sixth were already corrupted before getting to atoma, and thanks to item descriptions and ascension riser we know there's a noble family trying to usurp the current leaders of atoma (The Margrave's) , so it may have been all planned from the start

#

Also now jumping into the realm of speculation, whatever is the local object of power mcguffin is connected to Erric Baross and the fact his apparent "Hero status" is not merited

#

Can't rememeber the name of the rebel noble family

#

Just that the Margrave's like plain clothing's while the rebels are all about drip in looks

winter vessel
#

Drip clothing over plain clothing? I can get behind that rebellion.

crimson kayak
#

Ye, basically if you see stuff like most zealot/Psyker cosmetics with the gold engravings and stuff, it's usually stated to be a symbol of allegiance to that noble house

#

Meanwhile more plain, rugged and day by day stuff like the penal penance gear and similar are more used to represent the current rulers (the Margrave's)

#

Also the vet forest Camo set description mentions that it's from a Moebian regiment that's basically the Margrave's personal guard

fair cobalt
#

I’ve heard some of the characters remark that the best tactic might be to wait for the heretics to wipe each other out. Why are they infighting? Are they like orks competing for power? They seem pretty United against the convicts

celest dome
#

Most of the time there aren't only 1 cult. And even when their is (which as far as we kno is the case) its often rifle of people who want to get power offer their Acolytes

terse flume
#

the scabs and dregs are at best in an uneasy alliance too right? like their interests don't really align other than "wanting nurgle to win"

fair cobalt
#

Yea I was curious why some look wayyyyy more corrupted than others

celest dome
#

Dreg are cultist of Nurgle. For quite a while.
Scab are newly converted and wr aren't 100% sure they are Nurgle or Undivided

fair cobalt
#

I had thought that maybe the properly geared guardsmen (the ones with the green eyepieces) weren’t really down with nurgle, more just using it as a convenient excuse to make moves for themselves

#

And then there’s the water cartel, not really sure where they come in

celest dome
#

Those are Scab

green loom
#

The water cartel are all dead no

celest dome
#

Cartel are the purple Corpses amd banner you can see in Torrent they used to work with the Dreg before being wiped

fair cobalt
#

Ah that makes sense now

#

So are those green eyed guardsmen corrupted moebians or PDF forces?

celest dome
#

They Scab. So Moevian 6th

storm jungle
#

they are very much corrupted, its just kinda hard to see since you arent gonna admire them much during combat

fair cobalt
#

Still pretty sad

#

For such an important hive it’s hard to believe like all the moebian 6th went traitor

storm jungle
#

Men break under inhumane conditions

#

its their entire thing according to Abnett

desert dust
storm jungle
#

Or that yeah

#

you know

#

shit happens

green loom
#

The 6th have apparently been fighting for a loooooooong time and eventually started cracking from it

storm jungle
#

Yeah its what Abnett mentions in the blog i think

#

mostly because they never got relieved either iirc?

#

Which you KINDA need to do when one regiment sees constant combat

desert dust
#

It's how they fought ww1 and ww2

summer rover
#

actually were is all the stuff abnett wrote for this, anyhow?

arctic talon
#

good question

fair cobalt
#

Nah the moebians are soft

arctic talon
#

I'm going to shove you into a woodchipper

#

legs first

fair cobalt
#

Catachan better

#

They never crack

arctic talon
#

I will dig through a codex

winter vessel
#

laughs in Scab Sniper: Shwiiiing BOOM!

storm jungle
#

good luck finding it

#

Lexi has a link to it in the references i think

#

The Moebian Sixth is a Traitor Guard regiment. After a long period of distinguished service in defending the Imperium's Moebian Domain from the forces of Chaos and other threats, the unit was corrupted and subsequently supported a Chaos uprising on its old homeworld of Atoma Prime.[1]

terse flume
winter vessel
waxen wave
#

What color do tyranids bleed?

summer rover
#

yes

#

pick any one you like. they've bled every color there is at some point

storm jungle
#

if you wanna be creative you can make it any mixture for artistic licensing, thats what Black Library usually does

arctic talon
#

colors we have offically seen are purple, green, red and blue

fair cobalt
#

That’s the only explanation

#

Didn’t the tyranids and the world eaters try to invade catachan but got fucked up by the plant life?

arctic talon
#

Downside catachan is still sorta corrupted

#

Upside very few people died

fair cobalt
#

I’ve heard that the world eaters tried and failed

storm jungle
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Yeah that never happened