#40k-lore-chat
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yeah he said his cousin was a lord somewhere
and im like
"sir this is a darktide game server"
I'm not sharing names
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you joke but probably is
Yo the avatar of kain in dawn of war got absolutely hoed by the bloodthirster
Macharius gaming
Imagine having so much drip someone thinks you're an angel lol
He's american, and it was a fad to buy land in Scotland to be called a Lord 
It gets fucked by everything lol
The Avatar of Khaine has taken an L to every faction
but like nids lol
and even then it sorta took an L
Also forgot to add earlier
but another thing with this server is we ban chuds instantly
most 40k servers are very lax
the moment you let some apologists of the Imperium in they fester and gather
The less Bohemonds we have, the better
From what I noticed
They tend to start ganging together
And then bully people's homebrews
Extremely so
That explains why this server is rather peaceful but sometimes some worms can get through
(While theirs are worse than shit tier 
also @green loom you're in the main warhammer one not the main 40k one
because they got made alongside each other
and they're both old as shit

I'm in the AoS one as well
We tend to let them dig their grave a bit so we actually have evidence on why we are banning them at first lol
But I'm lazy to join the 40k one
tbh its nice
The warhammer one doesn't even have a homebrew channel because it would "confuse newbies" 
also lots of free entertainment during pride month
Unlike the inquisition who just bans them immediately 
But you're also not allowed to discuss it in the lore chat
the 40k one has 3 homebrew channels 
Or post memes
oh do tell
as a newbie homebrews appear in my nightmares
but still
The amount of homophobes in 40k servers is astonishing, even here
bruh there was someone who said "I thought this was a good place oh well"
and then left
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YEP
guy had 20 messages
20+ points if they have a black templar pfp
proceeds to complain about safe spaces
was it romans
"You woke hobby tourist"
It's astonishing how seriously those people take history and shit while being from like
beyond that I like how robust the channels on the main 40k server are
Shitsville Oregon
Hold on where's the meme
at least discussions tend to be very clear
the memes are the same as they are here
- Chad Imperium shitty music video
- Krieg
- Eldar big titty
- Sororitas big titty
- Tau bad
etc etc
Canon necrons
drinks squig beer
it's not just eldar
god fucking dammit there's another repost of this 💀
"up yours woke hobbyists"
AAAA-
the fascists come to 40k because they need a fictional universe for their ideas to win
Pretty much this
And froth at the mouth when they see a marine in pride flag colours
Are ones who probably have space marines with very bold american flags painted on them 
but I'm very suprised the main warhammer discord
doesn't have a homebrew channel lol
Yes this is a dig at Gamza
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Speaking of tyranids I am not tripping right, this manga I'm reading this is literally a planet size warrior fighting a hive tyrant
also half the ımperium apologists expect their life to be some epic adventure like Starship Troopers.
In reality its All Quiet on the Western Front where they'll sit crying in a ditch and have an ork/tyranid jump in and tear them apart or stab them to death
I like this, makes me feel like I'm back in my youth
"No homebrew because you're stupid"
yeah that looks like a hive tyrant lol
Basicallly bad mods
"How DARE you not half ass it, you're confusing new players!"
mfw there's no homebrew channel in a hobby server
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This server is one of the few people where I can make something good and they are like just make this adjustment but this is still your own thing
Even if my ideas are not original
Yeah like
you try having a chat in the fanart or mini channel
you're gonna get some mod going
"EXCUSE ME, MOVE CHANNELS PLS"
Shout out to @storm jungle and @summer rover For the inspiration
and yet general chat is still a toxic barren waste
gen-chat is unfortunately just not managable
I think Fanart tends to be chill so long as it's you or Janfon
the moment we try we are 1984 mods
its a case of "why dont you police this channel"
we do it
"wtf stop policing us"
If you were really monitoring it I would never have gotten this far
I am a menace to the community
lol
it's always fun to see branx and loner scream at each other
Bailiff, slap his nuts
genchat is irreperable.
I'm a menace to this server in the two most heavily modded channels
lol
Hammer time
You already know
equips power fist
We do NIDS, motherfricker

not a klaw smh
I'm still incredibly pleased with myself
very nice colors
Why do I hear bagpipes
look i'm pretty sure that's tuska's finishing move
I mean as long as you don't go full Konrad Curze on them
can you really be an ork war boss without a klaw
"i'm a menace"
only trolls in channels full of jannies
you are weak, like tiny ultramarine player.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
"Drone in D" and "Hidden Past"
Mixed by Siege Camp (called Clapfoot at the time)
No copyright intended. (I don't do all this legal stuff)
cease to exist
I'm making a power klaw that has five digit fingers that can double as a power fist

Hey, I'm just starting out my menace careeer 😦
That was uncalled for
i'll call yer mum, mate
Which one
It's astonishing that the game has only gotten worse since I left
Because of luck
the playerbase has gotten awful, is the issue
Darktide?
it's a magic how they ****** it up
No I meant Foxhole
my PTSD

I quite like Bagpipes, but Hurdy-gurdy are just better
Bagpipes sound cool
One sec
the scottish will make anything out of goat stomachs
edit: okay, I just realised I exported this freaking potato quality, that's what I get for rushing this out, my shame will live on in perpetuity in the form of this youtube video, enjoy
This isn't as good as it could have been but I'm sleep deprived and I want to get this out as soon as possible.
For all the lovely people who have helped and a...

go to malice
nobody can block
go to damnation
endless metawhoring twitchers licking every surface for plasteel
go to heresy
both
"you know, the red moon inn sounds like a pretty good place to stay i think."
Send help
Do people still play VT1?
go back to general you spawn of satan
pretty much the entire game experience for me
drive me out yourself, coward!
i'll just make up space wolf names until i get one worse than ragnar blackmane!
Wulfrik Wolflord
Wolfgar McCanid
Ulf
Wulfwyrd Bloodfang
woofie cragglesnot
Snifferus buttholus
yes make him sound like a 55 year old janitor
Ulfblud Vulfrinson, wolfguard of lupus peak
Skallagrim of the Frozen Waste
All space wolves look like janitors that decided to cost play sci-fi vikings
i thought they all looks like the sold bootlegs out of a van
to be fair, thats essentially what vikings were
No vikings were thorough they know how to trade they know how to do other things besides killing and being an animal
they just had a heightened need to sack the british.
killing and being an animal? you had some bad luck with janitors
which is understandable
basic male urge
No the janitors are pretty chill
Poor guys don't get enough respect
Vikings are fun because you first start learning about them and you're like "oh yeah bloodsoaked savages" then you learn more and you're like "oh these were human beings with complex cultures and a variety of personalities, like all people" then you read some more and you're like "oh they're worse than I ever could have expected"
maybe the should start sacking the british
Yeah the space wolves didn't have that at least rather redeeming qualities
learning history is a descent into boredom the more you understand
even worse, they're largely responsible for the modern scandinavian states
"ah shit people were always just lame"
The scraper game is horrifying
History can be that but learning about weapons is always fun
the best part about learning history is finding out about all the neat dogs of war units for warhammer fantasy
You can base your idea on a very obscure sword from like india or something
The scraper game was so bad Norway had to make a law saying that if someone killed you during a sport your family couldn't sue because you knew what was going to happen
very true i like death and you can trust me with heavy weaponry
you will have to explain this game to me
it sounds lovely
I will pay to see a orban fired
We don't know how it was played, but it involved pot scrapers, which were wicked sharp back then. One story we have is a huge party where it was played and 3 people died, then on the way home a noble knelt down to adjust his shoe and his guts fell out because he didn't realize he'd been disemboweled due to shock.
Chinese history is very funny
hate when that happens
Highly recommend looking into it if you’re bored
Or the game where they threw bones at each other after a feast and the winner was the first one to draw blood
me too but from a very safe distance of 2 km
Or the drowning contests
"Result: 2 000 000 brutally murdered" and then forgotten
smartest norwegian sport
Just a normal ass exam
A mix of these and "Eunuchs backstab everyone and each other and ruin everything"
If i remember the one thing i like about chinese history is, well it's not really history but the story of the most broken character in the history of the world, sun wukong
That guy is the definition of built different
How many layers of immortality do i have to go through to kill that guy again
Chinese mythology is wild lol
Lu Dongbin forgetting to pull out and blasting immortality into his girlfriend
I was going to make a joke but i'm pretty sure you can figure out what the joke is
Wang Moment
It's about su-
Sorry this guy got assassinated
long dong
Lol
imagine five nights at freddies lore in warhammer forty thousand
god
it pretty much is that ngl
William Afton may as well be a fucking warp daemon at this point
Average genestealer cultist
"I'll help you Abaddon, in return you must find me animatronic suits."
the bite of m.42
“Why”
Or a Slaanesh cultist
god
it's a fetish thing shut up
Its basic but convoluted
way too complicated for what it is
I love my Neverending Christian robot franchise
The basic is there was a guy that decided to murder kids and he decided to hide the body is on the animatronics and from there it just spiraled out of control
^
I see
Also the guy who murdered the kids just won't f****** die
Is he obsssesed with murdering kids lol
Is that how he stays alive
LMAO
Yes
basically he dies inside a suit once and also comes back in a haunted suit
i dont even think we ever get the motivation for his child murder desire
Yeah i dont think so either
OK but five nights at Freddie's did give us one of the coolest monologues in fiction so there's that
Just a generic psychopath
for the most part ye
Oh yeah that monologue is cool
it was less complicated when you just had 3 games, it was a pretty nice little bow
Bitch even got super powers because he wanted to murder more
What
Satan Moment
the series is literally made for kids so whatever
Didn't it start because he was an abusive shitbag and ended up accidentally killing one of his kids?
im pretty sure that's the fanfic one
yeah we dont really know i think
Afton's backstory is revealed a bit
alongside the restaurant
but iirc we dont know why he went full psycho
thats like MOSTLY the only thread missing
i dont remember what the name of that fanfic series is but it actually gives a damn about explaining stuff
Is the backstory of freddy fazbears pizzeria the same as the deep lore of Chuck E Cheese
But the thing that is always consistent is that every type of safety protocol that is installed on an animatronic immediately gets over written by a very angry spirit or a virus or something something reasoning
drunk parents fist fighting included
scott pretty obviously just made shit up as he went along
40k fans be like
"Being a dreadnaught is the worst thing ever"
Springtrap suit
exists
"AUGHHHH"
ah yes we will design a suit that can impale its wearer if it's slightly damp
I love how when you activate it you are just suppose to limp away
and not scare the kids as you bleed to death
1980's moment
40k Restaurant Moment
They will shove the Mon'Keigh/Random poor dark eldar into a suit that murders them
I think Afton is actually supposed to just be the devil tbh
Calhoun or whatever his name is said that FNAF lore is basically Christian and never elaborated
5 Nights at Freddy's but you're a Chapter Serf making sure the dreadnaughts stay asleep
LMFAO
So how much is my bunker protected against anti-tank missiles
honestly ngl that sounds horrifying
scott cawthon but very close
mfer is calmly sitting in his gothic office
sipping coffee
next second
anti-tank missile blows you up
because the dreadnaught is senile

activates bulkhead
Well shit you're going to, whether you like it cocks medicine gas launcher or not
imagine the chapter master leaving you a message
"Yeah sorry our budget doesnt allow for energy to your bulkhead doors"
can you imagine a short story where an apothacary and a tech marine run after a rampaging dreadnought to calm it down
Yeah you didn't even disarm the weapons designed to blow up an entire fortress
yeah its why joke aside you can actually make this idea work
LMAO
also like this is 40k, you can easily make some shit lik
"we cant disarm their weapons because it hurts them"
or some dumb shit

same with why they wander around instead of sleeping
tech marine lazy
My brother in christ the other guard during his duty time was snapped in 2 like a slim jim
Honestly a fps where you have yo babysit a man-child dreadnought but actually killing it is a lose condition would be hilariously fun
Home alone with live ammunition
"The missile barrage of M41, yeah uh... that didn't end well. Nothing was left of our previous serf at that point."
"What the fu-"
Salvage mini game but with a taser goad

yeah
So how's the dreadnought caretaker
Me actively having a shootout with it
Oh it's it's doing great besides the fact that it's trying to FUCKING KILL ME
sounds of aircraft shells hitting the bulkhead door
"Brother Helmurder gets cranky when he first wakes up from cryosleep, you should lure him into the furnace because the warmth helps him calm down. Make sure to climb onto the higher level before we pull the lever so you won't be immediately cremated."
the worst part is this would 100% happen
the casual disregard for human life in the setting is just great for scenarios like this
My brother in christ sir, i just watch him grab the door and crumpled it like a paper what do you mean lure him to the furnace!?
The bastard is carrying anti-tank weaponry!
well you're not a tank are you
the worst part is just like FNAF the voice message is gonna tell you not to damage the dreadnaughts

"Ammunition and serfs can be replaced, our beloved brother cannot. Allow glancing blows to the limbs and do not bleed on my carpet."
Yeah imagine surviving but you get executed for doing a good job
uuuh helloo helooo
that's anytime guardsmen fight demons
the five nights at freddy stag
*stage
except its just 3 dreadnoughts standing around
And their stealth dreadnoughts so they don't make any noises
lmfao
Except for the red colored one that somehow rushes you
The full sprint dreadnought
golden freddie dread
i want to buy more dreadnoughts now
You guys ever think about how weird the list of settings where passing through hell allows you to surpass the speed of light is
I love the fact that this entire conversation happened because of this single question
Warhammer 40k, Event Horizon, The Locked Tomb, and Minecraft
its a trope at this point tbh
The only series i'm very familiar with that type of thing is warhammer but do tell more
Oh yeah minecraft
Traveling to the home of death itself is apparently faster than commuting a spaceship
creating stupid topics is one of my superpowers
Wasn't EH based in some way on 40k ? Also Doom no ?
Event Horizon was conceived of as being an unofficial prequel to 40k yeah
The Locked Tomb was also based 40k but still the point stands
also I think its really funny they have a kid get fucking vaporized by a necron
in the warhammer 40k kids books lol
Why is Steve in grimdark gang
idk
I remember someone telling me Ianthe was the central point between Vriska and Fulgrim and a pure condensation of "fictional character that it's probably a red flag if you like too much"
I think there is a novel that has something like traveling to hell to go to the other places faster, like an old one
Otherwise Dresden Files
Traveler Gate maybe ? Like there is a realm that look like hell but it's not really hell itself
sleepytime
"Mister stark i don't feel so good"
god i hate that i can't touch what i ordered with my greasy disgusting touchy feelers
i must touch and feeeel the dreadnought
put cheeto dust on it
i always wonder waht caliber assault cannons are in
even tho geedubs doesn't always go into those specifics
just going off by that "cannon" designation maybe it could be like 20mm vulcan?
The caliber is large
Depend on which ones, like the Termi ones are lesser calibre ones than the Dread ones
I'd say normal Autogun ammo or Heavy Stubber ones
its prolly bigger then normal
Yeah, but I'd say it's not Autocannon sized
true
yall know what makes me truly sad? i haven't seen a good black lion post on r/imaginarywarhammer in a hot minute

maybe .50 bmg sized?
Magnus did nothing wrong
The emp and his spawns did a lot of things wrong
Are there any good books about Chaos that isn't about the protagonists being edgy whiners, but are instead more about the nature of Chaos? Less "Daddy didn't love me" or "my life sure sucks so I hate everything" and more about...well, something interesting?
Fabius bile books
If you’re okay with body horror and the like
Night lords omnibus isn’t bad either
But it’s def got the my life sucks part of chaos
Yeah if you want just evil assholes having fun Bile's books are great
It def has some stuff on what chaos does and stuff
But it also absolutely is a great time
As long as you’re okay with horrible things occurring lol
I LOVE HIM LOOK HE BIG CHUBBY
It’s a sentinel varient for Horus heresy
Ah.
Tbh magnus was arrogant, but because he was probably one of the strongest of the primarchs and everyone, including the emperor was giving him extreme shit
Arrogant, for a good reason
Does the Thousand Sons have any rivalry with the Grey Knights?
Hatred rivalry, I should say.
No
Just the space wolves then?
My friend gets mad every time I call the Reaver Class Titan, “The Stewie Griffin” since that’s his favorite type in the Collegia Titanica
yep
Okay. So does Magnus have the Janus shard back or is still flowing around with the grey knights?
I don't know enough about Grey Knights or thousand sons lore
but Magnus is like almost entirely intact in 40k
afaik janus isn't really mentioned after the beast arises, so unknown
From what I recall Janus was captured by Abaddon
looked up and Janus doesn't seem to appear after the beheading (m32), but considering they had other grand masters i guess he either died or was reduced to non-combatant status
yeah the grandmasters are all kinda there
(and in any case i don't think anyone other than Russ/another primarch could have hit Janus so hard to shatter him on a meta-physical level again to free the shard)
I am confused.. I had remembered that the Bolter main caliber is .998 but then I read that it's .75..
I thought that .75 is a smaller version for regular humans and bolt-pistols. Could someone make it more clear to me? 
No? If I am not mistaken it's 1.
No it's 0.9
All modern Bolter are 0.75
But during the HH there were Bolts from 0.6 to 1+
Aren't Bolters for Adeptus Arbites have lesser caliber?
Standard astartes bolt rifles are .75 , heavy bolters are are closer to 1.00, and so on. I believe bolters used by un-enhanced humans are scaled down to .50 but that may not be the case. In the heresy era there were a lot more patterns of bolters used that varied from .50 to .60 to .70
Basically
Its not important, just roll with it

This is warhammer, even a human can fire a basic astartes bolter if they're just ballsy enough
ah stonetooth harker
Nah just random catachan
Harker has the heavy bolter
mfer came straight from the playdough factory
I believe Catachans are fine with this
oh yeah payback
Its not just catachans either, other people can use boltguns too
also its important to remember GW has overseen, patended and approved the use of boltguns in this game.
So basically it more or less confirms anyone can use them with enough firearm experience.
The only difference btw a SM Bolter and a non SM one is that the SM one has much more tech inside of it
That we know of
things that used to be a common staple is now you know not really a thing as the franchise goes on
humans can fire bolters if they're ballsy enough
orks don't get physically weaker without combat like they used to, they just try to kill each other
But it's a normal Bolter, not a SM one
I've lost track on what is what considering the retconing abilities of GW
It has nothing to do with ballsy though
guard sergeants could use boltguns for like
4 editions now i think?
So nothing really weird here
Yeah this
Locke Pattern is old old
its literally just a barrett 50. cal but as a short assault rifle
its not that big of a deal
But 0.75 
That is fair, I guess it's just that space marines use the bolter so much that you don't really think that it's the other faction staple weapon
NTW-20 then
Lol, really.. I've never noticed before how close it is with the HALO's rifle
yeah the rail around the scope was a massive giveaway for me
its not the exact same thing but was probably an inspiration for it
Why is there that rail ?
I THINK its a carry handle?
It's a carrying handle
yeee
Damn, that's crazy
honestly its parts like that which are like
"we dont really need it, but it looks cool"
Nerds I summon you for assistance. Does anyone know if the whole "Fulgrim was Slaanesh's second choice" thing extends to other primarchs? Like did Khorne want another primarch instead of Angron and so on? (I'm assuming he did bc of how fucky Angrons ascention was but idk)
I mean, Khorne would be kinda spoilt for choice with all the primarch now I think about it lol. They're all angry and kill things at some point or another
There is even a theory that the big E didn't help Angron because he knew that it would be rather Angron or Sanguinius to worship the Khorne. So he decided to keep Sanguinius loyal
yeah but he was really into getting Sanguinius, most likely his first choice
That lowkey is probably the only explanation that makes what emps did make any sense
Bc lobotomizing your healer seems like kind of a 3head move otherwise lmao
Idk why but I kinda assumed that Slaanesh would be the one after Sang bc hes so pretty and perf (and looks like sigvald)
Sanguinius doesn't really revel in that himself
Huh that one suprises me too I'd expect tzeentch to be the one after guilly
Turn the roman into Nero
tbh I get the feeling Vashtor would have gone for either turbo or ferris wheel
if he hypothetically hit godhood pre-heresy
Fair enough.. I also don't understand why the Emprah was so rude to his own creation 😢
Angron worshipping the Khorone is the Emperor only fault
I think angron was fucked either way because of the nails
He decided to keep them. I believe having good bonds with the father could convince him to get rid of them
take the nails out? dead or lobotomized angron
leave them in? he succumbs to khorne one day or another
try and reason with him? you cant.
Its very much just a plot convenience for him to go to chaos basically
because the Emperor had to do every wrong choice lol
I mean, picking Angron was kind of a no brainer Angron does tell mortarion at one point that he would've gone traitor heresy or no
the Emperor also can literally heal machines without touching them but the moment its a traitor primarch he has to go full-doofus
also is a master of biomancy
When big E sucks at green stuff and can't freehand sculp his raid tank a new brain
LITERALLY

but angron is very much a case of "we need a reason for him to fall to chaos"
hes not that much of a complex character
You would think with the combination of intelligence and multiple beings he would be smart but here we are
False memory then.. For some reason, I remembered that they could delete the implant but Angron didn't let that happen 
Same with Mortarion
"why did you join chaos"
Yeah Angron does kinda work better as a shakespearian tragedy
Morty was a bit half half imo because he was quite literally going to kill himself failing to take his dad out if emps hadn't done anything
Emps could've played it better but Morty seemed pretty determined not to let anyone fuck up his sidequest
Yeah but like its still incredibly stupid
HH in general suffers from the fact that it has a pre-written story
so the writers need to make certain events happen
Yeah Mortarion is just reaper from overwatch to me
Lmao NOOO
His headcannon voice is literally Rev from apex its the only thing I can think when I read mortarion dialogue
to be fair
wires crossed wrong game
Revenant is the right kind of Edgy
he also just looks really cool
Reaper is pretty much just a edgelord
Example A™️
Yeah overwatch writing has that 90s comic goofiness to it
Apex lore is actually pretty cool aside from STRAIGHT UP TIME TRAVEL
Effect and Cause
:(
I miss titanfall
that mission cool as hell so I'll excuse
But goddamn time travel man
That mission is one of the best story missions in gaming
The Legend I played only because he looks cool 👀
While I do agree my favorite character is the adrenaline junkie that straight up injects drugs that shouldn't be taken by a human
I character hop like a mf but always come back to lifeline rampart and newcastle
Do you know about the Gauntlet lore for him? I love that bit of the titanfall lore so much
I think he has a dialysis machine built into either his armor or himself
bro is that addicted
Yeah it's literally the pipes on his back
Oh yeah that one was sick
he also has literal injection ports on his lower torso
I don't play apex because I suck at games but I do wanna try
Yeah he gets triple concentrated stim and a dialysis machine. Stim actually heals you when you don't constantly take it at an overdose
Even his butterfly knife has an emergency injection
he's what you get if you crossed Bane with the scout from tf2
I literally only watch apex's cinematics
because its the only titanfall content we have atm
💀
Apex has League of Legend syndrome where enjoying the lore and the game are very seperate experiences imo
^
Im ENTIRELY here for the lore
Respawn has also literally dropped Titanfall 3 in favor of apex
which is just eugh
Me when I like the other aspects of the game but i don't wanna play the game to avoid tormenting myself
The game is just too hyper-gun-gun-shoot-shoot for me
which makes me sound old but im 29 so lol
👩🦼
Wait I never explained the thing lol. Titanfall had that time trial at the start where you ran the obstacle course. Players eventually started nade jumping to get better speeds. Octane canonically blew off his legs to beat the real life record by like half a second
i just hate esports-pandering games
The movement is also another factor try to hit someone going 5 billion mph
hey come now. reaper has cool backstory as gabriel reyes. moira's experiment causes him to be in constant agony and there's nobody to cure him from his condition. overwatch is simple and kinda goofy, i appreciate the 90s comic book sentiment, but he's not JUST an edgelord.
And then guilt tripped lifeline into buying him new legs essentially
Entirely this yeah
TF2 campaign is one of few I can't stop revisiting in a couple of years
I am so disappointed it didn't sell well 
I can't talk I'm a sweaty pvp nerd I love apex lol
I am very familiar with that he's a tribute to the player
Oh no yeah I like him but Reaper pretty much started off as a goofy Justice League villain
I do really like Reyes tho, they injected his dad humor into Reaper eventually

we're on the same page then
my fave overwatch characters were always the robots
Yeah the Reyes, Cass Soldier dynamic I enjoy tbh
all of the robots are well written and I love them
I like how soldier forms like a middle ground of edginess
Bastion is basically a Man of Iron so hes my fav
My favorite character is roadhog because he is practically using ork technology
Ramattra is my favourite thing ever
Rammatra is kinda thicc so hes good too
Fucking PCIE cable dread
My boy has a straight up scrap gun
thats inspired
Mfer literally summons a dreadnaught chassis just to jojo flex on your ass
I think its impossible to hate Rammatra
^
like hes just cool
even his character is great
hes Ultron but not a total psychopath
Yeah I fkn love hog, his hook even makes sense too theres a full scale winch to pull the hook back in
has a surprisingly charming personality
"I shall speak to you in the language you understand: violence" is bars
Genuinely one of the best voicelines hand down
while his methods are you know brutal, he is one of those characters that you know is going to turn up like this because well humanity gaming
I swear to God it's always humanity ******* itself over by making a villain
also all to be fair to Ram
he tried to be peaceful
join protests and stuff
then his friend got scrapped
lmao
ultron a psychopath?
That is an understatement that guy is just straight up designed to be the perfect no pun intended killing machine
I also like the way they make the villains human, Moira hates Mercy bc she's essentially immortal and Moira is terminally ill. She has this quote where she's like "Oh how privilged you are Angela, to feel entitled to patience" talking about her experiements
Like she's racing for the shot clock here
you like Moira because she has character
How my average day goes as a basic Dumbass
No we are the same
Damn
Yeah sure as long as you like her aesthetic and not because of her personality poor guy got turned into another state of matter
thats why I love him, they set him up as a perfect counter/foil for Zenyatta
And you can actually have a conversation with him
I wonder if kiri and lifeweaver will ever get to impact the narrative in a way that matters lol
GOD this is why I hate overwatch
all these characters
and they do NOTHING with them
💀
ive been following this game since like fucking 2019
Fr tho I love Ana but they need to give other characters some lore
She's actually the main character
no wait not '19, literally '16
I hate how all the cyborgs are the flashy cyberpunk kind
I wanna see a junker cyborg
gimmie a borg, not a connor
One literally has access to magic and the other one made something that would make any tyranid have an mental breakdown
self replicating biomass
Kiri and Lifeweaver just do not fit OW imo
Fr have they ever explained hardlight or the spirit animals
they are incredibly LoL
roadhog is my eternal favorite too
Yeah LW is 100% a reference to Wow wood elves
played OW beta.
it's been so long...
same, junkrat main for life
OW1 was cool for a while
As an australian I struggle with JQ and junkrat
Ana main
They're cool characters
stopped around when doomfist was new
but their accents are fucking war crimes
and high IQ Junkrat gaming
I love getting blamed for every loss despite our offense heroes having the collective iq of an inert sponge
then the brigitte incident happened
LMAO
Bastion is pretty close to ork gameplay lol
Fuck thats true
don't know shit about such incident
Mei is also probably the most evil character in fiction
imagine being slowly frozen before this girl comes up and carefully aims her ice gun at your head as she forms an icicle to penetrate your skull with
fucking psychopath
oh my god Brig Lesnar herself
the singlehanded meta-changer
Don't forget the "Ni hao"
LMAO
yeah they make a hot chubby girl character and then never give her a skimpy outfit. fucking evil. i am outraged.
"sorry, sorry sorry sorry "
Her weapon definitely violates the Geneva Convention
also like, a lot of the weapons in Overwatch are like 40k tiers of fucked up
I love mei
She has a 50s diner one that goes kinda hard
mei is that perfect equilibrium of "awesome gun" and "holy shit thats the worst way to die ever"
Moira's is also very bad too
her and driller should have a talk
...also because I have a bias towards ice users (i main frost in warframe)
Thats me learning about any necron/aeldar weapon
she literally sucks away your cellular structure lol
by the end im sure you'd be like a corpse husk
Also mei is really clever bc they made a flamethrower character but its the literal complete opposite
the fact that her abilities are "succing" and "pissing" in the playerbase vernacular never fails to crack me up
edgy character my ass
I say "Outta piss back up" far too often for an adult human
would be cool if Blizzard weren't absolutely hideous and incompetent company and we'd live in a time where overwatch were still relevant, fun and not morally questionable to play
right?
yeah.
I wish
like LoL sucks ass too
Those were the days
Truth tho
but at least we got Legends of Runeterra
why does everyone and everything suck ass
Life is unjust.
In a good world we'd have starcraft 3
My God they keep releasing human champions that's why the new darken was refreshing because it's not a ******* human
Bro state of gaming has gotten so bad that Paladins looks like an option compared to everything else
the only game I'm even remotely interested in rn is starfield
Bad news buddy that's turning out some concerns
i'm buying that version with the mint watch
OW was the first Blizzard game I cared to play so I'm not that attached to the shit they've made anyways but would've been nice I guess
HoTs genuinely deserved better
Worst is that HoTS is fun
ikr?
they had the lost vikings ffs
I'd be embarrassed to go out with the watch
(sorry)
that is like older than old school blizz
it was fun and innovative they just needed for there not to be 6 second stuns with no diminishing returns
Like CC killed that game so hard and it didn't deserve it
That was a moba i was interested in but it's dead, not only that the characters are the most creative i've seen in any moba
deathwing
stuns ruin every game they're in
lets take away the one thing that makes a game a game: control
Because all the characters are pulled from their IPs 
shit
i mean in skill implementation and mechanics
Abbadon is probably the only succesful version of that type of macro summoner I've ever seen in a moba
valorant seems good but the new op seems like total cancer to play against
Valorant is basically just CSGO
Best character
Not all heroes are born of altruism... some, like Alarak, simply desire vengeance. As the new Highlord of the Tal'darim, Alarak leads his people to a destiny free of the corrupt influence of the fallen Xel'naga, Amon.
Step forth and face Alarak, the newest Assassin to take over the Nexus. The Machines of War have begun to wreak havoc. Will you ...
Also the couples also the try hards
And also the other people
I will not get into deep because it's a riot game you should expect what happened
Valorant community are....something else. Good game, strange ass people who play it lol
idk why but they loaded her with the most heinous tools i've seen in any video game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c5SJV7-Q9A&pp=ygULZGVoYWthIGhvdHM%3D this is my personal favorite character in StarCraft
The newest StarCraft Warrior Hero to join the Heroes of the Storm roster brings a whole pack-load of novel gameplay mechanics with him. In place of a mount, Dehaka is able to travel to any patch of brush on the map with his Brushstalker ability. This gives him a constant global presence.
Dehaka’s trait Collect Essence, meanwhile, grants a stac...
she gets:
-a grenade that forces you to crouch and slows
-a mine that sticks to walls and activates with the slightest movement (forcing you to move slow again)
-a wall that blocks movement, but not bullets
-a button press that INSTANTLY WINS any 1v1 situation
that sounds insufferable
Oh man. I struggle with val because every time I see a flash I'm like "fuck is this the one that I beat by staying still, or the one I look away from or the one that swings behind my head so I gotta look straight or the one I gotta shoot or the one I gotta crouch under"
Wait a minute primal zerg and kroot basically have the same gimmick
You absorb the DNA and get the benefits of the creature that you absorb the DNA from
Isn't starcraft basically a tactical "yoink" of tyrannids
It was supposed to be a warhammer game but you know some problems came up so they just made it a separate thing
Like wasn't starcraft initially a licensed 40k game where they lost the license and made it anyway?
Or did someone make that up
That seems to be the case
Blizzard were on track to make a warhammer game
But I think it was fantasy
Then they just ripped 40k off 
Lmao kinda poetically ironic for GW actually
Though tbf, the Tyranids don't get chitin high heels
They new Lichtor has a sick trench coat at least
Don't worry they are definitely getting there
I don't think I can even post Kerrigan without being caught in a filter 💀
I mean kerrigan is not that NSFW tbh
shes literally just a humanoid lady with a bug outfit
also i guess the term is Fapbait™️

Yeah but that design has been turned into questionable things
don't ask how my mental health is
I just hit my head with a giant hammer and move on
Yeah shes very much just a hot lady you can slap on a poster for teens to buy, starcraft has been kind always extremely male-gaze from a marketing standpoint hence almost every female character wearing skintight shit

Looks at the ghost ladies
Yeah I can see the point
but hey speaking of vehicles, I would definitely love to have a Viking or a siege tank
everything blizzard does is like that
and most other gaming companies tbh.
Oh definitely who was the ice girl again that was the lich kings ex-girlfriend
Her design speaks for itself
And with Stilleto shoes
Yep lol
Is there a lore reason why there are only male ogryns?
female ogryns are a thing
One of them is literally a psychic
Ah I didn’t see it in character creation and I’ve never seen one in official art and all
so female ogryns do exist in lore, just not presented as much
Thats mostly because
No model
No representation needed
Fatshark asked GW about it
there is no model to base it around
Yeah pretty much, the ogryn stands as the only class in the game with no female options
not just the ogryns there are still other things that don't have any models or any representation at all
Honestly there is only 1 archetype that would have been possible that would for lore reason have been monogender
Which is?
Minor Sororita ordo 
Ogryns before darktide also barely had any representation to begin with as well.
People would at some point assume they are born with their tank tops and pants

if i remember Ka'Bandha also took a while to get a model right
Yeah his model got released... last year i think
for HH
Ogryns were also known as nothing but "Lmao mentally disabled giant"
accurate
Didn't Ka'Bandha have a ET model or something or just art ?
they're basically just there as ogre replacements
in warhammer fantasy I kid you not the ogres have character
yeah but ogres in fantasy are their own branch of chads
Yeah which is the annoying part is at least I wanted them to keep the personality
yeah but they are unrelated
But having personality in the imperium tends to get you shot in the head so I understand
ogryns are just called sci-fi ogres because they are big dudes
theres no connection beyond that
Yeah I just wanted them to be a bit smarter on the books I suppose and the only media I know that happens was in dark tide
Kinda like Ratling and Halfling or Gnomes
Well actually they kinda are similar in some ways still
For the halfling and the gnomes too 
That must be how warhammer 40K was born

warhammer 40K definitely made the most creative orc archetype ever
sure they're green and brutish but
they can be hilarious and horrifying in the same time
you wouldn't be laughing at them when you found out that the 8 foot tall green mountain of muscle can sneak behind your lines
also true
And he does it just because he thinks he can
Is there such thing as a middle class in the imperium?
Every kind of social class exists in the Imperium
it just depends on the world in context
Middle class for 1 world would be lower class for another
Hive worlds like tertium
thats just one among many examples but yeah
Only saw coffin apartments in the manufactorium and condos in the upper levels
Thank the throne for rebreathers
Yes, those that live in Throneside are probably it for Atoma
atoma is going to get extermintus'd at some point
Not grave enough atm, much more for current lore
It's the capital of a domain spanning 3 sectors (only 2 less than ultramar), I highly doubt it
Doesn't Atoma Prime have their own Planetary Defense Force? Did it get so bad so quickly they had to recall the Moebian 6th regiment from the frontlines? which also kinda doubled down the situation in Tertium.
the PDFs aren't necessarily on equal as actual guard regiments but I figured they could've at least put up a fight or stave off the Nurgle cult's rebellion before calling in the 6th.
Atoma does have it's PDF indeed
It's the guys in blue you see during some missions (also the squad from the very first trailer), they have a red symbol thingie and the regimental number 21
So until an official name comes it's the Moebian 21st
But also rememeber pdf are militia's with some semblance of a logistics and technically shouldn't be enough to beat up The most veteran regiment in a 600 light years span
Same as how it goes with most Moebian regiments being Moebian + number
(wich the exception of the Moebian Commando's, aka the very first premium set)
Also didn't read your part correctly
They still had to deal with the Admonition cult, wich already has stuff like mutants and daemonhost on their side
Yeah, only the best troopers from a PDF get selected to be part of an official Guard Regiment, which should tell you as much. So it really was that it got so FUBAR the moebian 6th was brought it which only caused more mayhem. And why we're playing as the expendable desperate measures to beat them back.
Ye, also the sixth were already corrupted before getting to atoma, and thanks to item descriptions and ascension riser we know there's a noble family trying to usurp the current leaders of atoma (The Margrave's) , so it may have been all planned from the start
Also now jumping into the realm of speculation, whatever is the local object of power mcguffin is connected to Erric Baross and the fact his apparent "Hero status" is not merited
Can't rememeber the name of the rebel noble family
Just that the Margrave's like plain clothing's while the rebels are all about drip in looks
Drip clothing over plain clothing? I can get behind that rebellion.
Ye, basically if you see stuff like most zealot/Psyker cosmetics with the gold engravings and stuff, it's usually stated to be a symbol of allegiance to that noble house
Meanwhile more plain, rugged and day by day stuff like the penal penance gear and similar are more used to represent the current rulers (the Margrave's)
Also the vet forest Camo set description mentions that it's from a Moebian regiment that's basically the Margrave's personal guard
I’ve heard some of the characters remark that the best tactic might be to wait for the heretics to wipe each other out. Why are they infighting? Are they like orks competing for power? They seem pretty United against the convicts
Most of the time there aren't only 1 cult. And even when their is (which as far as we kno is the case) its often rifle of people who want to get power offer their Acolytes
the scabs and dregs are at best in an uneasy alliance too right? like their interests don't really align other than "wanting nurgle to win"
Yea I was curious why some look wayyyyy more corrupted than others
Dreg are cultist of Nurgle. For quite a while.
Scab are newly converted and wr aren't 100% sure they are Nurgle or Undivided
I had thought that maybe the properly geared guardsmen (the ones with the green eyepieces) weren’t really down with nurgle, more just using it as a convenient excuse to make moves for themselves
And then there’s the water cartel, not really sure where they come in
Those are Scab
The water cartel are all dead no
Cartel are the purple Corpses amd banner you can see in Torrent they used to work with the Dreg before being wiped
Ah that makes sense now
So are those green eyed guardsmen corrupted moebians or PDF forces?
They Scab. So Moevian 6th
If you look closely you can see their outfits are very much incredibly stained
they are very much corrupted, its just kinda hard to see since you arent gonna admire them much during combat
Still pretty sad
For such an important hive it’s hard to believe like all the moebian 6th went traitor
He probably read The Anti-Humans and went yeah seems about right
The 6th have apparently been fighting for a loooooooong time and eventually started cracking from it
Yeah its what Abnett mentions in the blog i think
mostly because they never got relieved either iirc?
Which you KINDA need to do when one regiment sees constant combat
It's how they fought ww1 and ww2
actually were is all the stuff abnett wrote for this, anyhow?
good question
Nah the moebians are soft
laughs in Scab Sniper: Shwiiiing BOOM!
Blogs on the FS site
good luck finding it

Lexi has a link to it in the references i think
The Moebian Sixth is a Traitor Guard regiment. After a long period of distinguished service in defending the Imperium's Moebian Domain from the forces of Chaos and other threats, the unit was corrupted and subsequently supported a Chaos uprising on its old homeworld of Atoma Prime.[1]
their swords are the worst weapons in the game because they don't need a good knife
I was kinda disappointed with the performance of the Catachan Swords.
What color do tyranids bleed?
Red
if you wanna be creative you can make it any mixture for artistic licensing, thats what Black Library usually does
Whatever the GW painter wants
colors we have offically seen are purple, green, red and blue
They are the knife
They’re off brand, because the real ones are currently in use on catachan
That’s the only explanation
Didn’t the tyranids and the world eaters try to invade catachan but got fucked up by the plant life?
Daemons invaded catachan they got killed by the plant life and animals
Downside catachan is still sorta corrupted
Upside very few people died
I’ve heard that the world eaters tried and failed
Yeah that never happened







