Beil Tan is just imperium lite
#40k-lore-chat
coarse mirage
Who cares about some Mon'keigh anyway
arctic talon
Tbf they still feel bad
storm jungle
^
storm jungle
Most eldar consider killing some humans outright murder
its why people are really misconcepted in thinkiing eldar actively look for worlds to fuck over
unless you are Ulthwe but they are literally saving the Imperium in doing so lol
coarse mirage
I figured they thought little of the mayflies
queen laurel
Then there's craftworld Malan'tai, it got eaten by a super psychic snake dinosaur
crystal forum
i love when space marines fight eldar and use brute force to punish those "graceful" bastards
storm jungle
I figured they thought little of the mayflies
They do but dont you feel bad when you learn some cute bug has like a 2 day lifespan
rose thorn
i need to look better into eldar tbh
arctic talon
I figured they thought little of the mayflies
That’s fantasy elves mostly
Tbh
They’re way more racist then eldar on average
Which is ironic
storm jungle
Yeah with high elves they actively interact and trade with humans on the regular
arctic talon
The eldar just think humanity is stupid
storm jungle
except their own island is also shit
arctic talon
Which granted
storm jungle
and everything wants to kill them
rose thorn
i just laugh at how their armor looks
arctic talon
The imperium is stupid
storm jungle
also that lol
rose thorn
and how every unit is just a warriro with different weapons
storm jungle
also darn brb dinner time
queen laurel
i love when space marines fight eldar and use brute force to punish those "grace...
Eldar say they are better yet they scream the same when i pull off their limbs
Said by an ogryn, that's how it goes if i remember
rose thorn
and helemt
crystal forum
honestly i fucking hate eldar
rose thorn
helmet fuck i cant spell
arctic talon
Also funnily enough eldar in 40K share more in common with the dark elves in fantasy
Bcs they worship Khaine
Lmao
They torture and slaves part just got given to the dark eldar
crystal forum
why can't elves ever not be assholes
rose thorn
if i can find a cheap box of eldar ill probably pick it up
crystal forum
they definitely are
rose thorn
i actually liked assemblinbg my old warrior kit
queen laurel
why can't elves ever not be assholes
Yeah elves, in most setting think they are superior because they have more magic than anyone else
rose thorn
but i actually need to read like, any of thier lroe
arctic talon
Ironicially
queen laurel
Or you know they look more beautiful
arctic talon
but i actually need to read like, any of thier lroe
Tbh you can prolly find an old codex cheap nowadays
crimson kayak
Or you know they look more beautiful
elves were basically the Human+ stereotype before super soldiers got introduced
rose thorn
honestlyi really really liek the idea of the kabal of the last hatred
crystal forum
eldar creating slaanesh because they were too horn y yet treating humans like trash
arctic talon
eldar creating slaanesh because they were too horn y yet treating humans like tr...
That’s the dark eldar
You know that right lol
rose thorn
'today we will be doin some necromancy'
arctic talon
The craftworlds all left the eldar empire
crystal forum
That’s the dark eldar
it was all of them
arctic talon
Pre fall
arctic talon
it was all of them
No it wasn’t
crystal forum
yeah before they fell
rose thorn
and they ave a really nic dark blue
queen laurel
elves were basically the Human+ stereotype before super soldiers got introduced
Definitely, they look physically beautiful they have devastating magic that's basically you know stereotype of elves, like a lot of settings that's the two reasons why they think that they are better than everyone else
crystal forum
they contributed damn it
crystal forum
they should have stopped it then
crimson kayak
they should have stopped it then
think of what you just said as any of the small imperial rebellions actually winning
crystal forum
humanity did
rose thorn
let me crack open auspex vioeo on teh craft worlds
crystal forum
humanity accomplished more than eldar ever did
crimson kayak
let me crack open auspex vioeo on teh craft worlds
Saim Hann rules just gonna drop this here.
crimson kayak
humanity accomplished more than eldar ever did
well that's just... wrong
arctic talon
About a faction if you want to hate on it
rose thorn
Saim Hann rules just gonna drop this here.
yeah but he does short lil things on lore
crimson kayak
old empire eldar literally popped planets into existence at one point didn't they?
rose thorn
jsut liek 4 points
crystal forum
i don't know anything about tau and i hate them too
arctic talon
old empire eldar literally popped planets into existence at one point didn't the...
Yes
Blind hate is illogical
Learn
Then hate
rose thorn
oh alaitoc are just the raven guard
crystal forum
this is not what 40k has taught me
arctic talon
Get your lore right at least
Is what I’m saying lol
If you’re gona make fun of the eldar
crystal forum
is there even any books on eldar
arctic talon
The codexes
rose thorn
what hte fuck is altansar?
arctic talon
They have several books
crimson kayak
yeah but he does short lil things on lore
tbf this applies to all craftworlds
except maybe Biel Tan
rose thorn
they are a white dwarf faction which eans they are really cool or hot shit
crystal forum
also i don't see eldar mastering the use of time travel like humanity did during the golden age
arctic talon
also i don't see eldar mastering the use of time travel like humanity did during...
Humanity didn’t master time travel for one
Unless you want to back that up with a source
rose thorn
That got pulled out of the eye of terror
In a like grey knight way or a guardsmen regiment way?
arctic talon
And no the forces of mars gun
crystal forum
my source is i made it the fuck up
arctic talon
Did not time travel a bullet
arctic talon
In a like grey knight way or a guardsmen regiment way?
As in they physically used psychic powers to rip it out
Of the eye of terror
rose thorn
oh lmao
crystal forum
aha but humanity created sentient life!
crimson kayak
and they all basically look like ghosts with extreme ptsd now
rose thorn
are they like, okaY?
crimson kayak
yeah, no they are not lol
rose thorn
LMAO
crimson kayak
imagine being stuck in hell for five hundred years
crystal forum
i don't think eldar have created any life
crimson kayak
and surviving
crimson kayak
i don't think eldar have created any life
dude, literally maiden worlds
crystal forum
dude, literally maiden worlds
arent those things just a bunch of souls
arctic talon
arent those things just a bunch of souls
No
crimson kayak
exodites are basically put there so that the planet can become a paradise world/perfect world for the eldar
rose thorn
'are altansar corrupted?' didnt it literally say they were corrupted
arctic talon
All the animals are artificial
arctic talon
'are altansar corrupted?' didnt it literally say they were corrupted
They’re very weird
And quiet
crystal forum
yeah yeah old ones i know
crystal forum
fucking why
crystal forum
man humanity sucks
arctic talon
Exodite worlds are literally for eldar who want to return to monke
Not really
They’ve made a lot of cool stuff
crystal forum
all humanity did was create robot slaves that tried to kill them
crystal forum
so do eldar still have all their technology
queen laurel
all humanity did was create robot slaves that tried to kill them
developing personality on ai tends to result in that scenario
rose thorn
oh god they are not fucking okay
arctic talon
so do eldar still have all their technology
The dark eldar have all the good stuff
arctic talon
But they can’t use it
crystal forum
The dark eldar have all the good stuff
is it like the imperium who rely on STC's and shit
arctic talon
Because it needs a psyker
arctic talon
is it like the imperium who rely on STC's and shit
No they just have stockpiles lol
rose thorn
OH NO
crystal forum
No they just have stockpiles lol
so they don't really have scientists?
crystal forum
woah
crimson kayak
AND ITS CLOSE TO TERRA
wait you mean the hive fleet ouroboros bit?
arctic talon
It’s like the Necrons
rose thorn
and when they do get a pyker they cause uh, chaos portals
rose thorn
wait you mean the hive fleet ouroboros bit?
Craftworld Altansar
arctic talon
They’ve reached the end of the tech tree
rose thorn
terrible for them
crystal forum
but can they produce stuff is what i mean
crimson kayak
where the nids are literally trying to eat their way to timetravel?
arctic talon
but can they produce stuff is what i mean
Yeah they can
crimson kayak
and eldars want to stop them?
arctic talon
Bone singers do it
crystal forum
oh wait right they make shit out of wraithbone or something
rose thorn
where the nids are literally trying to eat their way to timetravel?
oh ouroboros my beloved
rose thorn
they keep appearing and disappearing into teh warp
rose thorn
they attack anything near the warp
arctic talon
queen laurel
Also bone singers are rare
The fuck is a bone singer
rose thorn
the momenet htey start loosing they disappear into teh warp
arctic talon
The fuck is a bone singer
Eldar engineers
They make everything
From a bowl to a wraith knight
crimson kayak
oh ouroboros my beloved
ouroboros whole point in that conflict is that there's a specific race in one of the maiden worlds that can narutally dilate time
arctic talon
And they end up making a lot of bowls
crimson kayak
and they want to eat it
arctic talon
queen laurel
Eldar engineers
So you mean, they sing twinkle twinkle little stars on the bones to make it better and allow it to be used in machinery?
crystal forum
From a bowl to a wraith knight
can they make ferrus manus come back
arctic talon
can they make ferrus manus come back
If they find his soul and shove it in a soul stone sure
Shove him in a wraith construct
crimson kayak
So you mean, they sing twinkle twinkle little stars on the bones to make it bett...
literally Dawn of war eldar base building
crystal forum
isn't it actually hinted that he'll come back
crimson kayak
it's the most accurate representation
arctic talon
So you mean, they sing twinkle twinkle little stars on the bones to make it bett...
More like singing at a tiny piece of solid warp stuff and then it grows based on what they sing
But yes
crystal forum
i was surprised when i learned there's a possibility that the most forgotten primarch might come back
crimson kayak
literally Dawn of war eldar base building
fucking eldar players using bonesingers with invisible webway portals all over the map
arctic talon
Lol
Bonesingers are funny on the tabletop since if you want one you’ll have to kitbash
The only bone singer kit was a limited time promo mode
queen laurel
More like singing at a tiny piece of solid warp stuff and then it grows based on...
So if they sing about a gun it will make a gun?
crimson kayak
i was surprised when i learned there's a possibility that the most forgotten pri...
explain this now lol
arctic talon
So if they sing about a gun it will make a gun?
Maybe?
crimson kayak
So if they sing about a gun it will make a gun?
basically imagine reading out loud a blueprint you remember from memory and it appears from warp stuff in front of you
queen laurel
All right so we can make a warhammer 40k band
The singer will be a literal eldar
The guitar will be handled by the Goff rocker
You just need a few more instruments
crystal forum
explain this now lol
the iron hands have his skull and there's a bunch of legends of him coming back one day. They have a group of marines who stand guard all day every day in front of his skull until the day he comes back
crystal forum
i said ferrus
crimson kayak
oh wait you said most forgotten
crystal forum
yeah that's ferrus lol
crimson kayak
yeah, im actually interested if they'll ever use the Keys Of Hel on ferrus skull and hands
crystal forum
the primarch who dies before having any character depth
crimson kayak
and finally create a real t-800 in 40k
arctic talon
yeah, im actually interested if they'll ever use the Keys Of Hel on ferrus skull...
They need more of his body potentially
coarse mirage
They do but dont you feel bad when you learn some cute bug has like a 2 day life...
So really, theyre not much worse than the Imperium in that regard...
arctic talon
All right so we can make a warhammer 40k band
The singer will be a literal elda...
Drums can also be Goff rocker, noise marine on bass
crystal forum
i'd actually love for ferrus to finally have some contribution to the series
storm jungle
So really, theyre not much worse than the Imperium in that regard...
The Imperium is horrifically worse compared to the eldar so lol
crimson kayak
sadly there's not much info on IH reverants
queen laurel
Drums can also be Goff rocker, noise marine on bass
Yes yes,
queen laurel
Rogue trader group that's literally just a band
crimson kayak
we only know Helfathers are brainwashed by the mechanicum and are basically full on robots
arctic talon
His primarch book is an emperors children in disguise
queen laurel
Oh yeah it's all coming together
crystal forum
Ferrus has no fucking character
because he didn't get the time to have any!
storm jungle
we only know Helfathers are brainwashed by the mechanicum and are basically full...
Average Elon Musk Worker
crystal forum
you suck
crystal forum
crimson kayak
Average Elon Musk Worker
tbf the voice of mars is kind of the 40k equivalent to elon musk
arctic talon
50 cents says the pariah nexus animation
Is gona end with all the human characters being tortured to death
crystal forum
50 cents says the pariah nexus animation
he really said that?
arctic talon
Or turned into szeras’s “special” soup
storm jungle
Is gona end with all the human characters being tortured to death
based
arctic talon
he really said that?
No
storm jungle
what would be his 40k equilavent
arctic talon
With that opening
arctic talon
The sister of battle is literally linked up to some necron thing
crystal forum
50 credits
arctic talon
50 thrones
storm jungle
god
crystal forum
gork or mork
arctic talon
Gork
crystal forum
mork!
storm jungle
queen laurel
Gorkamorka
rose thorn
This is off topic but the Kabal of the Last Hatred, who are obsessed with necromancy. How the fuck are they obsessed with something they can’t do
arctic talon
Also literally worshipped by gargants in aos
W
arctic talon
What can a kabal do for necromancy???
Steal a homonculis secrets
rose thorn
What does the at mean
arctic talon
The dark eldar practice literal necromancy
arctic talon
It’s not uncommon
storm jungle
yeee
rose thorn
storm jungle
also like
it comes off as super casual if you are a dark eldar
but the Imperium doesnt even have proper tech like this for casual use
storm jungle
Yeah when you put it out o the perspective of other factions its one of the most OP invnetions in the setting.
rose thorn
So they torture people trying to get right to closest instance right before death
crystal forum
all you need is literally ANY form of biomatter
hey that's also in a soul drinker book
arctic talon
Tbh the big thing with druhkari reanimation
Is it usually costs a lot
none of the dark eldar on the tabletop are poor tho lmao
They’re all rich mf’ers
coarse mirage
The Imperium is horrifically worse compared to the eldar so lol
It's amusing how people always wanna talk smack about the Eldar but overlook how it's basically humanity that is almost entirely what mortal Chaos forces are made from
crystal forum
this artifical being can resurrect literally everything with his mind and wants to become a chaos god
arctic talon
Based?
storm jungle
It's amusing how people always wanna talk smack about the Eldar but overlook how...
I mean yeah thats what imperial stans dont wanna accept
the galaxy is in its biggest turmoil because of humanity
coarse mirage
I mean yeah thats what imperial stans dont wanna accept
Kidna sick of them to be honest
storm jungle
crystal forum
the galaxy is in its biggest turmoil *because* of humanity
untrue. it's all because of tau
storm jungle
arctic talon
coarse mirage
welcome to my world
THey get super defensive about their fictional characters
arctic talon
I love how shitty every faction is
coarse mirage
I've deleted my Reddit
coarse mirage
It was as pointless as human Hive life
arctic talon
crystal forum
you know the type of person who says "we" when speaking of the imperium
storm jungle
I remember Wolf one time doing that to someone here
"What do you mean we?"
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
💀
coarse mirage
you know the type of person who says "we" when speaking of the imperium
The same kind a person who talks about sports teams as "we"
storm jungle
also again liking the Imperium is entirely fine
arctic talon
Yeah
storm jungle
but mfer stop trying to be an apologist
embrace being a cartoon villain
its literally much more fun
storm jungle
"Haha funny sea-diver looking techno-slaves go pew pew"
arctic talon
Imagine a servitor but they’re aware
coarse mirage
all xenos players are cool
storm jungle
🙏
arctic talon
Some tau players are weirdly defensive
About the tau not being authoritarian expansionists
But it’s not nearly as bad
storm jungle
yeah tau are in a iffy place because they have spent their entire existence being harrassed and bullied
some take it well some dont
💀
crystal forum
i hate tau because they're not like me
arctic talon
They practice glorious American imperialism
This makes the tau the most like irl humanity
Fr fr
/j
If it was needed
crystal forum
blue bastards
arctic talon
Lol
crystal forum
not edgy enough
storm jungle
they literally have edges
arctic talon
tau cant melee hahaha very funni right
Me when the funny tau melee relic
Actually it’s built in now
storm jungle
you also forgot communist + fish
arctic talon
So Tau commanders can melee now
coarse mirage
im gonna kill you
shovel goes ding haha
arctic talon
If you take the upgrade
arctic talon
you also forgot communist + fish
They literally have hooves
undone zodiac
Honestly it'd be hilarious if they release energy sword fire warriors and make them stronger than bladeguard
storm jungle
Honestly it'd be hilarious if they release energy sword fire warriors and make t...
honestly you joke
but GW would entirely do this
and nerf them like a month afterwards
id love to see it
coarse mirage
People have nothing in their lives to attach themselves to so they do it to fictional things
storm jungle
People have nothing in their lives to attach themselves to so they do it to fict...
40k community moment
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
same guys who will throw a shitfit when black space marine is on a book cover
crystal forum
my plastic minis replace my missing father figure
arctic talon
Based????
undone zodiac
Make them actual samurai ripoffs with slight scifi addition
crystal forum
i hate change. it makes me angry
arctic talon
Make them actual samurai ripoffs with slight scifi addition
Me when farsight
Actually that’s old
undone zodiac
Its not really samurai tho. Its more gundam/battalion wars mesh
crystal forum
mfw they still can't melee a horde of guardsmen with bayonets
undone zodiac
Plague marine rolling 1 on plasma and disgustingly resisting most damage
arctic talon
Also the joke on tau melee being bad has been semi dead
Since pistols became a thing
Bcs you can shoot in melee with em
crystal forum
gun fu
coarse mirage
same guys who will throw a shitfit when black space marine is on a book cover
Or any female characters that aren't sexualized
HOW CAN SHE NOT BE HOT WHAT THE FUCK GW
arctic talon
Or any female characters that aren't sexualized
undone zodiac
Honestly its kinda amazing warhammer doesnt do that much
arctic talon
It used to
storm jungle
To be fair
arctic talon
They have the new venemum assassin have a nice ass
storm jungle
Calliduses are very toned down
arctic talon
He’s packing cake
storm jungle
also it helps that like uh
literally every fucking male assassin looks equally sexy
as Wolf says they got dump-trucks
storm jungle
💀
undone zodiac
The limited edition catachan general
undone zodiac
Is a supersmooth sex bomb
storm jungle
you mean uhhh
arctic talon
Kingmaker is funny
storm jungle
Sexual Tyranofexsaurus
undone zodiac
Yes
storm jungle
SAME
I hate that people go like
"assassins should be robots"
this book proves that it should be the opposite and its great
minus eversors who are psychos
storm jungle
wouldnt be surprised
shadow plover
funnily enough the kingmaker writer wrote the funniest robots as well
storm jungle
YEAH
I love how the moment the Callidus meets with the Vindi she literally does not stop insulting and jabbing at him.
"Lmao you fucking loser"
"Vindicare is kinda slow as a temple innit"
"I got a alien sword, you got a long stick"
and Absolom is just
"I want to die."
storm jungle
LSDKFDKLSDS
crystal forum
All the assassins are pretty hot body wise
the skull mask makes it kinkier
storm jungle
I really do like how open the assasisns were in general
like just fucking around for days on the ship too
it really humanizes them which surprised me
then again they did choose the only temples where it would make sense for them to have some emotions intact
crystal forum
idk why they'd become emotionless robots when they're just very skilled special forces
storm jungle
Its because of old lore
where it outright says they are beaten and tortured into shape to be the perfect killers
undone zodiac
Theyve been just kinda there
arctic talon
And it’s half knight book
storm jungle
Nemesis counts too
crystal forum
the nemesis book has an assassin on the cover. are those important im it?
arctic talon
True
storm jungle
Yes
its an entire strike force of them sent to kill Horus
id say spoilers but
guess what happens
crystal forum
NO
storm jungle
crystal forum
horus dies
storm jungle
fuck 💀
but yeah Kingmaker in comparison is like
honestly very fun?
Its not depressing at all
it feels like the new Suicide Squad movie
lots of dark humor and spycraft
crystal forum
cool
storm jungle
Also just 400 pages
i literally finished it in like 5-6 hours or so
super recommend after Nemesis
shadow plover
I wanted it longer 😔
storm jungle
Same but i liked it still
also like uh
200 first pages are just prep
which is funny
shadow plover
paying an audible credit for a sub 10hour book is painful
shadow plover
okay it was 11hours and 12 minutes so fine I guess
crystal forum
they're usually cheap on amazon
shadow plover
I don't read, I pay for someone to read for me
storm jungle
based hedonist
storm jungle
yeah its why i dont usually do audiobooks
i like reading because i get to read and learn terminology
like how in the book instead of "keyboard" its "clackboard"
or the toilet is the "Necessarium"
crystal forum
these weirdos call bathrooms "water closets"
what kind of hellish culture would say that
shadow plover
Only Warhammer books
storm jungle
bruh
shadow plover
that's like in hours
coarse mirage
Only Warhammer books
leet
storm jungle
tho to be fair a good chunk of the book is just
filler
I liked it for the most part but goddamn does Abnett drag that shit out
crystal forum
daaaaaan stop dragginnnng
storm jungle
Dan be like
shadow plover
okay a month has less hours in it than I realised
storm jungle
"No I gotta shove more religious allegories and IRL history into it"
fucking yee yee ass Ridley Scott
crystal forum
he's had books on new york best seller so he has to justify it somehow
storm jungle
I mean yeah Abnett's "problem" is more or less uh
he basically cannot be told what to do
he just writes and you need to accept it lmao
shadow plover
based
storm jungle
BAD
shadow plover
based
crystal forum
at least he's not bad at writing
crystal forum
he could have done much worse lore
storm jungle
he can be problematic because he just has his own vision that clashes with most of 40k
shadow plover
None cares about Marvel
crystal forum
yeah all his series feel so out of place
storm jungle
None cares about Marvel
celest dome
Marvel is a bigger IP than Warhammer
crystal forum
it's like 40k is just a backdrop of his books
celest dome
More people care about it
shadow plover
yeah but who really cares about current marvel comic storylines
storm jungle
i liked it when uh
crystal forum
a lot of nerds
shadow plover
I used to care like 20 years ago
rose thorn
yeah but who *really* cares about current marvel comic storylines
Not even marvel
arctic talon
Lmao
rose thorn
Now DC comics are insanely good atm
arctic talon
Good story
summer rover
so a normal thursday for him
storm jungle
I fucking love him
storm jungle
so a normal thursday for him
YEP
He literally crashes their poker game
just to be a dickhead
Evil Gigachad Grindset
arctic talon
Yes
storm jungle
Half-yes
arctic talon
He’s very strong
storm jungle
hes also super smart
arctic talon
Yeah
crystal forum
ah how original
arctic talon
He’s literally 🤓
rose thorn
Kingpin crashed a poker game of superheroes
This reminds me how Spider-Man can’t play poker because his spidy instincts keep making him win
arctic talon
Lmao
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
shadow plover
into the spiderverse kingpin best kingpin
storm jungle
100%
shadow plover
◼️
crystal forum
i thought strange was just a doctor
storm jungle
LOVE THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS
storm jungle
i thought strange was just a doctor
im gonna kill you
arctic talon
Miguel O’Hara doesn’t have spider sense lul
Also sad they didn’t keep his biological webs
storm jungle
"Miles you cannot rescue Angron, its canon event."
arctic talon
They were cool
shadow plover
no spiderverse 2 spoilers
crystal forum
im gonna kill you
listen fucking every super person is super smart it's such a dumb power
storm jungle
coarse mirage
Watching Hammer & Bolter episode 8 and I notice right away that one character is Sienna's voice actor
storm jungle
Watching Hammer & Bolter episode 8 and I notice right away that one character is...
the imperial guard trench episode right
coarse mirage
yes
green loom
Path of the Ynnari 
rose thorn
listen fucking every super person is super smart it's such a dumb power
But doctor strange was literally a doctor, he had a doctorates
storm jungle
yeah the Sienna VA voices a female officer
celest dome
Isn't Kingpin just normal Smart instead of "Super smart"
storm jungle
Isn't Kingpin just normal Smart instead of "Super smart"
Nah hes super smart
its his thing
crystal forum
But doctor strange was literally a doctor, he had a doctorates
that's doesn't make you good at math or anything outside medicine lol
celest dome
yeah the Sienna VA voices a female officer
She's doing the voice in another warhammer game too innit ?
rose thorn
that's doesn't make you good at math or anything outside medicine lol
You can get a doctorates in anytning 💀
coarse mirage
the imperial guard trench episode right
"Hey."
storm jungle
NOOOO
storm jungle
She's doing the voice in another warhammer game too innit ?
Yeee i think so
rose thorn
Because when you very a doctorates you get the prefix of doctor
crystal forum
You can get a doctorates in anytning 💀
AND HE ONLY HAS IT IN MEDICINE
also medical doctorate aren't the same as "normal" ones where you have to get a bachelors and masters first
undone zodiac
Trench episode goat scream
coarse mirage
it's right behind me isn't it
"Fuck."
viral halo
I should be a warhammer voice actor tbh, heavy new jersey accent
storm jungle
Trench episode goat scream
OH MY GOD THIS @coarse mirage
they actually use the fucking
goat meme scream in a bit
keep an ear out
viral halo
I believe they call it bleeting
coarse mirage
I like how she just sighs and wipes his brains off
rose thorn
RIP that beastmen who lived and died off screen hits to make that scream
storm jungle
fr fr
a real homie
also i like how that entire episode is just
"wheres the radioman"
"forget that just deliver this message by hand because WW1"
summer rover
the imperium is famous for having no reception
storm jungle
no thats most european countries
viral halo
uhhh the auspex isn't working cause uhhh fucking uhhh
the vox isnt working cause uhhh warp uhhh
coarse mirage
"forget that just deliver this message by hand because WW1"
She says the vox is down because of Tyranid interference
storm jungle
bruh moment
rose thorn
I’m so happy that beastmen are goats and not werewolves
viral halo
the reinforcements couldnt get here cause uhhhh warp uhhh
storm jungle
good enough i guess
rose thorn
Beastmen sounds like such a fake werewolf thing
green loom
"She says "we will stand", you'd think for the most highly decorated regiment they'd understand that maybe we need actual info"
coarse mirage
have you seen the new Nids? THey're cool
storm jungle
"She says "we will stand", you'd think for the most highly decorated regiment th...
LMAO
I loved that part
celest dome
no thats most european countries
You say that but for me it's real
rose thorn
have you seen the new Nids? THey're cool
I WILL buy the death leaper and it WILL wrap me in it’s flesh cape
I will dream about that flesh cape
viral halo
I will dream about that flesh cape
ayo
storm jungle
rose thorn
It will ruin my life
viral halo
celest dome
The Necromunda bugs > New Tyr
crystal forum
so are you all saying that i should go buy a year subscription to warhammer+™️
storm jungle
uhhh
green loom
Yeah yeah cadia stands and all that
You know where you can include it?
At the end of a report
Don't make it the entire report you propagandist moron 
summer rover
has cadia ever needed intel before? there's a giant spirly hole in space they can see where all their enemies form from and they have massive trench warfare set up to fight them.
storm jungle
i mean if you got money to waste sure
rose thorn
so are you all saying that i should go buy a year subscription to warhammer+™️
Do you have an ad block?
summer rover
pretty sure you just toss fresh bodies into the open seats.
crystal forum
is the model you get cool
crystal forum
Do you have an ad block?
wait why
rose thorn
Oh you can still buy the model lmao
crimson kayak
If you can waste 5 euro's for a content catalogue that in it's entirety can be valued as exactly 5 euro's, sure
coarse mirage
I WILL buy the death leaper and it WILL wrap me in it’s flesh cape
I hadnt actually seen that one, it looks cool
crystal forum
nah i dont torrent i'm a little bitch
crimson kayak
Only good episode Is the kill team battle report of Goff Rockers vs rock Noise marines
rose thorn
Damn
rose thorn
An ancient technique mastered by the drukhari and freebootas
crystal forum
If you can waste 5 euro's for a content catalogue that in it's entirety can be v...
what about the entire white dwarf catalogue
summer rover
i'm old and got into tyranids back when the reason i liked them was they didn't look like somone's gay romance novel version of lovecraft. now i hate them.
storm jungle
good
coarse mirage
laspistols oneshotting gaunts
rose thorn
Paint them- any color
green loom
You know, the Baratheons are pretty cool
coarse mirage
You know, the Baratheons are pretty cool
Get outta here game of thrones
rose thorn
That is the most MMO art I’ve ever seen
summer rover
Why Is Your Helm Open Moron
waxen wave
Does anyone know why death watch apothecaries aren't wearing white armor?
rose thorn
For better vision ig
crystal forum
Why Is Your Helm Open Moron
looks cooler
green loom
Because Deathwatch use black armour for reasons
celest dome
Why Is Your Helm Open Moron
Look toward 90% of the named SM
waxen wave
Because Deathwatch use black armour for reasons
Yo facts facts
crystal forum
oh right space marine literally dont wear their helmets lol
rose thorn
what about the entire white dwarf catalogue
All the rules in it is blacked out like a Chinese document
crystal forum
All the rules in it is blacked out like a Chinese document
WHAT
rose thorn
On warhammer +
arctic talon
All the rules in it is blacked out like a Chinese document
Yeah I don’t get it lol
coarse mirage
They didnt even change it slightly
crystal forum
even the old ass rules?
crystal forum
what the fuck
arctic talon
It’s weird as fuck
crystal forum
you can't even buy those rule books officially
coarse mirage
Oh a Carnifex sneaking up on a trench, very plausible
jumps down with a light thud
rose thorn
Also all outdated copies of white dwarf have to legally be destroyed by official warhammer store staff
rose thorn
Idk
coarse mirage
I have a lot of White Dwarf scans
arctic talon
Must be some weird legal shit
rose thorn
The guy I know always keeps a copy and destroys the rest
green loom
Oh a Carnifex sneaking up on a trench, very plausible
Tbf that trench is pretty much overrun at that point
arctic talon
Going on
coarse mirage
Maybe they've lost rights to the art used in them
rose thorn
For hun self
arctic talon
But I doubt they’re like
green loom
Least corrupt GW official
arctic talon
Doing it bcs they want to
coarse mirage
Tbf that trench is pretty much overrun at that point
But it's completely quiet and just peeks its head over the ledge
It's a Carnifex
rose thorn
What’s the document keeping part of the imperium that just
crystal forum
maybe they want to sell the rules as nostalgia later
coarse mirage
It's an alien dinosaur
rose thorn
Yeah lmao
coarse mirage
and then it just fuckin stands there getting blasted
rose thorn
GW based the administratum off their white dwarf branch
celest dome
Frankly, Cadia never had a leg to stand on
rose thorn
Planet attacked by CSM
custodies come to save us
the custodies all die
the imperium refuses to provide aid because according to records the battle was already won
rose thorn
Ffs I have no clue how this shit works
crystal forum
you make 40k sound like halo
storm jungle
i mean
rose thorn
Idk how I got that line lmao
coarse mirage
Theres so much flashing in this episode
green loom
also its easier than writing Chaos Space Marines
"Hello I am comically evil and I will laugh as I distill the corpses of human children into alcohol"
coarse mirage
how did this not have a warning
crystal forum
why didn't they name the series "chief's war"
rose thorn
also its easier than writing Chaos Space Marines
Isn’t space marine not even said in any of the data sheets lmao
It’s so funny
crystal forum
can we take a moment to realize how stupid of a character name "master chief" is
green loom
His name is John, Master Chief is his rank in the navy
rose thorn
It’s apparently a rank in the military but
storm jungle
Yeah what Ed said
arctic talon
Isn’t space marine not even said in any of the data sheets lmao
Legionaries is used a lot
crystal forum
His name is John, Master Chief is his rank in the navy
and it's not a real rank!
arctic talon
It is
green loom
arctic talon
It’s master chief petty officer
crystal forum
you cannot convince me
storm jungle
WE GOT EM BOYS
rose thorn
Legionaries is used a lot
I know but it’s not like, space marines where there 90 infantry
arctic talon
I know but it’s not like, space marines where there 90 infantry
Oh yeah none of the unit names say space marine lol
It’s better imo
green loom
coarse mirage
Say
crystal forum
<:dominance:843369148415475712>
what servers are you in 
coarse mirage
Necron gauss rifles would just rip into anything, right?
rose thorn
But CSM
storm jungle
Necron gauss rifles would just rip into anything, right?
More or less yes
coarse mirage
So a terminator being hit by it would still be bad?
rose thorn
You got cultists o plenty
storm jungle
are you at that episode
arctic talon
Some csm units technically don’t need to be marines
storm jungle
Yes you are LMAO
rose thorn
You got demon engines
arctic talon
So a terminator being hit by it would still be bad?
It’ll be bad
green loom
what servers are you in <:pepnote:950213388376629259>
This is from a friend's private server
arctic talon
Unless the shield works
coarse mirage
Terminator taking a gauss shot to the shoulder
arctic talon
If not it uh
coarse mirage
the fuck
storm jungle
all ill say is dont question anything just yet and wait for it @coarse mirage
rose thorn
coarse mirage
A cryptek running
green loom
I just wish the Fulgrim clone showing up was done better
arctic talon
Just keep watching
storm jungle
^
coarse mirage
why does the cryptek grab his lost arm
crystal forum
why are clones so fucking common in 40k
coarse mirage
I'm gonna bust
arctic talon
why are clones so fucking common in 40k
Bile
green loom
They're not, really
It's pretty much 90% Bile
arctic talon
coarse mirage
If his ressurection machines were ruins they wouldnt teleport out, dear Chaos marine
rose thorn
I just wish the Fulgrim clone showing up was done better
I doubt EC fans would want a pure fulgrim
green loom
He wouldn't be pure
green loom
And also he's not "Fulgrim"
crystal forum
no but take a moment to think of every time an impostor, clone or lookalike is an element in 40k
rose thorn
We also have
Fulgrim
green loom
Something else may be puppeteering him
coarse mirage
Why is a Cryptek bargaining with Chaos?!
rose thorn
Who has a 50/50 chance of being possessed by a demon
storm jungle
Why is a Cryptek bargaining with Chaos?!
You will see
coarse mirage
He's just playin, right
coarse mirage
Abaddon...?
storm jungle
thats him
crystal forum
a video game really ruined an entire generation
green loom
Yeah him and his 3 pixel face
arctic talon
a video game really ruined an entire generation
crystal forum
sus!!?
arctic talon
rose thorn
I’m so tempted to buy all of those old forge world campaign books so I can own all rh badab war lore
But that’s a terrible idea
But also it’s badab war
arctic talon
Lmao the chapter approved mission cards are already being recalled
Bcs of severe misprints
storm jungle
KEK
crystal forum
was the leviathan box worth the money
crystal forum
also i can still find indomitus boxes in game store websites
but they're like 700$
crystal forum
it's supposed to be limited edition right
arctic talon
Yeah
crystal forum
idk if i should buy it for 300$ (canadian)
i want the space marines but i dont like nids
i hope next edition will be like tau or something
crystal forum
i kinda liked the necron focus but honestly i just dont like xenos
i might buy a 9th starter set before they're all sold our
but the rule sheets are outdated right?
arctic talon
but the rule sheets are outdated right?
Yeah but rules are free
coarse mirage
si it ya boi Trazyn?
coarse mirage
Oooh they invaded Trazyns managerie
crystal forum
nvm all the starter sets are sold out
whatever
i was going into horus heresy anyways so primaris marines would have been worthless
coarse mirage
A tesseract prison seems to be Trazyns thing
coarse mirage
Part of one of his displays
storm jungle
because the leader terminator captain is too arrogant to realise it
as Trazyn says they can break free any time
coarse mirage
EXCUSE ME
storm jungle
