40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

"Oh they did THIS during the UNification Wars, fighting against the cyber-death-commandoes of the panpacific coalition bla bla bla"

Its a lot of snippets like that interconnected together

[crystal forum]

wait and the writers kept it so consistent that the community could piece together an actual timeline?

[storm jungle]

Kinda yeah

[rose thorn]

day -since before i was born- of me wanting a badab war book series

[crystal forum]

that's crazy

[storm jungle]

Yeeee

its why i recommend just using the Lexi

[green loom]

They have an entire professional company more or less dedicated to writing and curating the HH

[crystal forum]

people talk shit about 40k continuity but damn

[storm jungle]

Unfortunately the books also dropped in quality

after the head writer Alan Bligh died

he was also the one behind Imperial Armor

one of the best series' GW had

[rose thorn]

oo which HH books we talking about?

[storm jungle]

not books uh

the black books aka fancier codexes, theres 13 of them

[green loom]

40k continuity does suck

Because it's permanently stuck in either 999M41 or 000M42

[rose thorn]

googels

[storm jungle]

Yeah with 30k we literally got an entire written timeline

because they fleshed it out with over 60+ books

[rose thorn]

OH GOD

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

bro these look like those giant books in schoo libraries of like all of human knowledge 7 years ago

[crystal forum]

yeah and human characters who have a life span of 100 years somehow get "status unknown"

[storm jungle]

@crystal forum @rose thorn

[crystal forum]

i saw lion and i clapped!

[green loom]

Mfw Dark Angels books

[arctic talon]

Rejuvinat treatment

[storm jungle]

ITS A MARK V CORVUS ARMOR

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

I CLAPPED

[green loom]

Somehow all Dark Angels books just suck

[rose thorn]

HH books are cool for like, if you wanan kow about specific faction

[storm jungle]

also yeah that

[rose thorn]

BUT LIKE PLS ITS JUST HUMANS

HUMANS ON HUMANS ON HUMANS

[storm jungle]

he only universally SHIT HH books are the Salamander and Dark Angel ones

[rose thorn]

gimme a fucking HH eldar book

[storm jungle]

best i can give you is fulgrim virus bombing some eldar

and choking an avatar of khaine

you know

a fucking magma statue

[green loom]

Or Vulkan massacring Eldar and his own kidnapped people for being kidnapped

[crystal forum]

i don't enjoy anything that involves fulgrim but that might not be the writer's fault

[rose thorn]

i know first of the fallen is between HH and 40K but im defending that with my life

[storm jungle]

wow rude

[green loom]

Yeah but that's a Fallen book, not DA

[storm jungle]

nice one Ed, we got em

[rose thorn]

oh, sorry auto bot

[arctic talon]

[rose thorn]

consuming behinds

[green loom]

It's more focused on luther and what he did than the Dark Angels

[rose thorn]

is blocked

[storm jungle]

sdfkjsdkjdskj

[arctic talon]

Why does discord still give me message requests

When I block someone

[green loom]

The only cool bit is the different Grand Masters showing up

[arctic talon]

This app fucking sucks sometimes

[green loom]

And it being revealed that Farith was the first SupremeGM

[rose thorn]

remember! dont ask waht EC were doing during terra!

dont ask

[crystal forum]

dark angels do seem like a one trick pony sort of chapter

[rose thorn]

ever

there is a reason the 'sum up of the attack on terra; said EC was just doin stuff

[storm jungle]

Dark Angels have only now started to change in 2023 after like 20 years of being a one-trick pony chapter

[green loom]

Yeah like EVERYTHING is related to the Fallen

[storm jungle]

Mfers turned entire continents into drugs

[green loom]

They're always chasing or fighting Fallen

[storm jungle]

Yeah it fucking sucks

[green loom]

Fallen Fallen Fallen Fallen

[storm jungle]

Im literally

getting Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen flashbacks

[rose thorn]

there are 3 things all EC fans say cannon

[storm jungle]

from consumign so much DA lore

[storm jungle]

lmao

[rose thorn]

fulgrim is possessed
bile is not apart of EC anymore
and they jsut did murder and shit on terra

[storm jungle]

Nah like

the terra thing was ALWAYS canon

Fulgrim's possession is very wacky

[crystal forum]

and somehow lion is not immediately resolving that plot point lol

[rose thorn]

yeah but

fulgrim said he was unpossessed

and let his men open him up

and do suergery to remove the demon that wasnt there from him

[crystal forum]

so if lion dies to angron do dark angels go back to just doing their own shit

[rose thorn]

surgery*

because he wanted to feel the pain???

[storm jungle]

Yeah that part i got no idea, no EC fan likes that part much lmao

[arctic talon]

“Surgery”

It was a

[green loom]

He won the fight

[arctic talon]

Writers barely disguised fetish

[storm jungle]

They shoved some stuff up his A-

[crystal forum]

oh

[arctic talon]

Yeah a pear of agony

[rose thorn]

dont ask how fulrgim trapped a demon in a painting

[green loom]

He did what Perturabo did basically

[crystal forum]

why does fulgrim do half the shit he does

[rose thorn]

pls in like, the EC book that releases with the EC army, they can jsut say 'yeah nah the demon was fucking with them and is totally in fulgrim'

[storm jungle]

because hes far gone

also he gets bored

[arctic talon]

Inb4 we get the daemon in a painting

As a mini

[storm jungle]

Lmao

id love a canvas lord

very easy to paint

[arctic talon]

It turns out it is fulgrim

[green loom]

Also you know what's funny

[arctic talon]

[green loom]

The fulgrim clone

[crystal forum]

there's a part in the soul drinkers books that a demon is straight up a gun

[green loom]

Is 100% not fulgrim

[storm jungle]

god old 40k novels are great

[arctic talon]

There’s a daemon in a more recent book

That’s a literal sea of shit

[rose thorn]

as yes the nurgle fisherman

[green loom]

Bile just found him wandering in one of his abandoned labs
And it's specifically noted that something else took root in him

[arctic talon]

Nurgle daemon Kek

[crystal forum]

im taking my time to read this shit specifically so i can keep saying stuff about it here

[rose thorn]

also pls gw give us more demons, pls pls psl

[storm jungle]

Chad.

[arctic talon]

Every faction

Is getting at least one mini this edition

[rose thorn]

all the gods need like, oen mroe demon unit

[arctic talon]

During their codex launch

[green loom]

Fingers crossed for new guard

[rose thorn]

dont do the fucking 'complmentrary hero on rock'

[arctic talon]

I really hope it isn’t oops all characters

Ngl

[rose thorn]

give me a fucking unit of armored blood letters

[crystal forum]

i have no clue how you all read so many 40k books when a single chapter of this soul drinker stuff is like months of material for me

[arctic talon]

But running an all character daemon army isn’t suicide now

Tbh

[green loom]

Isn't that just Exalted Bloodlettees

[green loom]

I've read a total of two 40k books

And one of those was on Audible

[rose thorn]

tat is such a cool thing that has literally beein the lore, abd is in the game, and has alot of cool shit

that isnt in the fucking t able top

for NO REASON

[arctic talon]

Exalted bloodletters are on the tabletop akshully

🤓

Or rather were

They were a points upgrade

Originally

[rose thorn]

id fucking take that

[green loom]

Frankly I don't know how I learned of all the random shit I know

[rose thorn]

the durkhari traitment

[arctic talon]

Same with exalted of every lesser daemon type

[rose thorn]

treatment*

[arctic talon]

They were awful unfortunately

[queen laurel]

Let me guess they got the ol gw treatment

[arctic talon]

No one took them

Is the sad answer

[rose thorn]

i bet but, id rather have that

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

also apparently demon lords can rip open space hulks like sardine cans

[arctic talon]

I don’t think it’s harmful

To have bad units

Especially in a big faction

[green loom]

An entire Tyranid tendril got wiped out by one sword swing at some point iirc

You don't mess with daemons on their turf

[rose thorn]

damn this is cool

[queen laurel]

For an exalted demon that's a bit ironic isn't it?

[arctic talon]

They’re exalted lesser daemons

So they aren’t Uber strong

[rose thorn]

funnily i think tzeentch dont need an exualted foot soldier

since thats waht pink horror basically are supposed to be

[arctic talon]

They had higher Strength more attacks and higher toughness

They just costed too much

For it to be worth it

[rose thorn]

but all the horrors have been changed so much i have no cleu waht the difference is anymore

[crystal forum]

read soul drinkers i can't recommend it enough

[queen laurel]

Oh it's that

[arctic talon]

Pink is strongest, blue is middle, brimstone smol

[rose thorn]

do they still split?

[arctic talon]

Pink is pretty much an exalted blue horror

And yes

They split for free now

[rose thorn]

FUCK YEAHH

okay time to buy 2 units of blue horrors

[green loom]

Reading is for nerds and I don't have time for it

[rose thorn]

i love that the tzeentch cultists

[queen laurel]

Reading is for nerds

Says the guy who has a warhammer 40k custom made faction

[rose thorn]

are just AOS dudes

[green loom]

I already have to read American Gods and write a 15k word essay on it

[crystal forum]

im stuck in the north with nothing to do with my spare time so im reading the two soul drinker omnibuses and i also brought eisenhorn

[crystal forum]

figured i should read it before the amazon series comes out

[queen laurel]

Tzeentch melee units are born out of necessity huh

[rose thorn]

oh dont worry these guys are cool

[green loom]

My spare time is either gaming or art or being taken advantage of for free labour
Can't actually pursue my interests because I don't control my money and am looked down on for them

[rose thorn]

they are a horde unit

and are just meant to get sacrified for shit

[arctic talon]

Tbh not having a melee unit in AoS or fantasy is suicide

[queen laurel]

Yeah but looking at them you can tell the entire purpose is to be a wall so that the stronger units can rain down fire

[green loom]

AoS models are all based

[arctic talon]

Tzeentch still took chaos warriors

[rose thorn]

in a subfaction that you can trade each model into a tzaangore

[arctic talon]

In AoS

[rose thorn]

model

[arctic talon]

And marauders

[rose thorn]

its so funny

[queen laurel]

Speaking of aos why do you call the maw krusha cabbage everytime you see one

[rose thorn]

here is the REAL melee unit

he hits shit so hard he casts spells

[green loom]

Idk it just reminds me of a head of cabbage, very condensed from the front

[crystal forum]

shadow wizard money gang

we love casting spells

[queen laurel]

"what do you mean that thing does not belong to khorne?"

'It's blue,it's not red"

"My brother in sigmar, he is beating our Forces to death with a stick"

[crystal forum]

he's doing it in a conspiratorial way

[arctic talon]

Yeah but the stick is glowing

[rose thorn]

god i hate daemonettes of slaanesh so much, they are impossible to fucking build

[crystal forum]

instead of saying "i'm going to kill you" he says "they want you to think i'm going to kill you"

[rose thorn]

i will finish my daemonttes once i buy industrial glue lmao

[queen laurel]

Gork and Mork

[arctic talon]

Old kit moment

[rose thorn]

fr

[green loom]

I'm still hooked on dis

[arctic talon]

Aaaaaaa bretonian

[green loom]

They even have my favourite colours

Anyway I got a question

What sort of character sets people off the most, and I mean Homebrew/OC

[rose thorn]

how so?

[crystal forum]

if i had the will and the money i'd kitbash guardsmen and fantasy knights

[rose thorn]

as feudal guard or as that one regiment uhh

[green loom]

Something that would make them start shouting "not canon"

[rose thorn]

OH

characters that break pre established lore

also eternals

or what ever they are called

[crystal forum]

knight looking guardsmen yeah

[rose thorn]

the guys taht are unkillable

[green loom]

Perpetuals

[rose thorn]

dont worry if your character bends a faction's rule

[crystal forum]

i don't think feudal world PDF should look like knights though because there's already the knight mechs lol

[rose thorn]

but like, dont make a commisaar thats dating a tryanid

[green loom]

I mean I know how to set off most puritan 40k fans I was just curious

[crystal forum]

love has no borders!!!

[rose thorn]

but prison does

[rose thorn]

also making morally good characters is fine, you just need to be aware that everything is still doomed

[crystal forum]

maybe hive fleets just need a hug

[rose thorn]

what else

uh, dotn be racist

your character can be xenophobic but dont be that guy who has a character who kills not white space marines

[crystal forum]

most important rule: have fun

[rose thorn]

yuP!

[rose thorn]

something fun i liek to do is to make 2 characters at once who are rivals

[green loom]

Most of my homebrew efforts have been directed towards my Chapter

[rose thorn]

im planning a manits warrior lieutenant and deathleaper who are at war with each other

[green loom]

But I do want some other factions just so I've got other things to draw

Debating between a Slaanesh/Khorne champion

[crimson kayak]

Slaneesh just to see your take on it

[green loom]

I will make scantily clad Slaanesh SoBs

[oak folio]

should make scantily clad space marines to match them

[uneven temple]

thats like...the opposite of triggering puritan 40k fans

[green loom]

Oh that's just making female marines

[uneven temple]

slaanesh sisters are like numero uno for 40k smut

female marines are all over r/imaginarywarhammer

[green loom]

Man I wish(it's actually just normal sisters)

[uneven temple]

ironically i've seen non-standard culturally themed SoB be more controversial than either of those two

[green loom]

I've just met way too many nutjobs probably

[uneven temple]

this may or may not be my attempt to get someone to do more culturally themed sob. i will neither confirm nor deny

[green loom]

I do have some spear themed ones I could explore

Sororitas Chevaliers are a concept that needs to be explore more

[uneven temple]

there was a japanese style SoB chapter that i thought was really cool posted last year (or year before dont remember)

then there was that custom order that relied on psykers or whatever that was a really cool concept too

[summer rover]

40k will always try to steal bretonnians, huh

[green loom]

The simped for become the simps

[crystal forum]

I really like this writer

@green loom this is what im talking about

[green loom]

Fancy fight

Almost thought it was DoW Thaddeus

[crystal forum]

yesssss the book gives the view of a leman russ executioner gunner

this book really has everything

[crystal forum]

im going to now bookmark my books with post its so can be even nerdier here

[crimson kayak]

Wait, what kind of fucking autopistol is that lol

It basically shot a guided armour piercing bolter round

[hallow saddle]

what book is that?

[crimson kayak]

And it even hits his target multiple times

[celest dome]

It's a special bullet, likely an Exitus one (Think that's the name, like the one the Sniper assassin use

[crimson kayak]

Never thought fallen angel models actually existed

[gloomy citrus]

They look like normal Angels, but black.

[crimson kayak]

lol true, only thing i didn't see elsewhere is the small shield

[queen laurel]

If you didn't tell me these were the fallen I would have thought that they are black templars

[gloomy citrus]

They're just company veterans but black.

[storm jungle]

These models are old as shit

they dont exactly have their own unique minis lol

[copper slate]

@crimson kayak maybe Asha can have a calming influence on the local warp space? Or maybe her presence helps to mask the minds of psykers?

I mean… Warp and Void both seem to run on emotions…

[crimson kayak]

depends on how you want the two to interact

how did asha end up in 40k again?

[copper slate]

Interference from Manny

Void jump went screwy thank to Man-in-the-wall's meddling.

[rose thorn]

its just the da vet kit, but it comes with a shitlaod of bits, despite it saying 5 models theres enoughb its to build 6 lol

[copper slate]

@crimson kayak "I don't know why you lead me here, but PLEASE, leave these people alone! They have enough problems." -Asha to her Doppleganger.

(There is another rumor of a kid with dark eyes and an eerie smile wandering the Hunter. No one can agree on the child's appearance beyond those two traits.)

[crimson kayak]

considering in 40k there's no Heart to pump void energy into the materium, you'll have to decide if you are gonna have an eye of terror-esque permanent void storm from the jump's exit or have Asha herself act like a moving Void fissure of sorts

[copper slate]

More things to think about.

[crimson kayak]

ye

it could open up a lot more stuff obviously, with the first option leaving open possible corrupted/stalker and acolytes incursions or vice versa

or the second having Asha maybe restrain herself from going full void power ham as that could release more void energies into the materium, thus amping up the man in the wall or smh

or as more void energy is used more void storms/fissures start appearing, maybe culminating in a derelict tower popping up space hulk style

[copper slate]

I like the second and third options more than the first.

And now I'm thinking of the Chaos gods and what they 'see' of Asha.

Khorne sees 'The Little Warmaster.'

Tzeentch sees 'The Rogue Variable'.

[crimson kayak]

Tzeeentch would probably freak the fuck out

[copper slate]

Yeah... This being is not accounted for at all.

Slannesh probably sees the least of Asha.

[green loom]

I Wonder how Tzeentch would interact with something like paracausal shit from Destiny

[crimson kayak]

same as the vex

aka freak the fuck out

as paracausal stuff can't neither be predicted or overly influenced with (especially if used by the Darkness/Light)

[copper slate]

Oh! Mirage Prime entertaining the children of the Hunter of the Void (because you can't tell me a ship that is practically a city unto itself doesn't have a population of children) with the Tales of Duviri.

"Master your emotions before they master you!"

@crimson kayak

[copper slate]

"Ah ah ah!" The jester admonished with a wag of her finger. "'Mastering your emotions' doesn't mean rejecting or denying what you feel. Sometimes it's about understanding where the emotion is coming from and addressing the source, like with Lodun's Anger."

[stark cargo]

That's an assumption about Tzeentchs power right there.

[arctic talon]

They're literally photoshopped black lol

[stark cargo]

Given Tzeentch's reputation for stuff that's not rooted in reality (aka magic), and the warp not being bound to linear time, I wouldn't be so sure about it.

[viral halo]

theyre just dark angels company vets paitned black lol, they used to be displayed on the store as "the fallen" it was a funny website joke

[viral halo]

it was a joke on the store, they had two listings of the same exact model kit but one was vets and one was fallen lol

[arctic talon]

Ah

[viral halo]

I love that kit I have one NIB

too bad you cant use it anymore

[arctic talon]

It’s got a lot of bits

[arctic talon]

Um akshully 🤓

You can use it in the command squad

I don’t get why GW keeps on switching between company veterans being a thing

And not lol

It’s so weird

[rose thorn]

remember when fallen had a white dwarf 'subfaction' that only had 2 playable models

due to the fact hte other two didnt have rules

and the relic didnt work

[arctic talon]

Lol

They had working rules in 8e

Funnily enough

[rose thorn]

the two working models were fucking cypher and a rhino

[arctic talon]

But it was just replace the word dark Angel

With fallen

[rose thorn]

because the sorcerer didnt work and the fallen had no rules

[arctic talon]

💀

[rose thorn]

and it was amazing

[arctic talon]

Incredible

Cypher is locked to chaos now

Which is funny

Bcs no one ever took him

In LSM

[rose thorn]

oh sorry auto bot

[arctic talon]

lol

I think it’s fine bcs he was honestly awful in non chaos

[rose thorn]

i need to check out the new cypher book

[arctic talon]

He just doesn’t synergize the way LSM want to

[green loom]

I need to watch Blacktalon

[storm jungle]

its very good

[green loom]

Animation is a bit cartoony but I'm adoring the writing

It's so weird seeing factions properly portrayed

I'm surprised they picked DoK to show of all things

[arctic talon]

Daughters of Khaine are cool

[green loom]

Holy fuck the twist

This just sold me on AoS all over again

[storm jungle]

Lmao gottem

thats how good the show is

its very surprising

[green loom]

I had to watch it via some breakdown youtuber since Warhammer+ doesn't exist here

Now I just wish there were more episodes

[storm jungle]

Im sure they will roll around

i got no idea how GW percieves the receptions of these tho lol

[green loom]

I guess people being weirdly against it for no reason doesn't help

AND it's AoS so there's always the population of angry grognards who yap on about stuff

[summer rover]

damn right we do.

also i don't think GW bothers to percieve how their marketing is recieved, when they can just lie to investors.

[rose thorn]

gotta love how the resin beast master model is less common then the old fuckin metal one

[arctic talon]

Resin 💀

[rose thorn]

ikr

[storm jungle]

You cant lie to your investors

GW is entirely aware of what their products make on the money front, its mostly the book scene that usually goes unnoticed.

Shows I got no idea but iirc WH+ hasn't been doing great since its inception.

[celest dome]

Well you can lie to your investors, but if ya get found out, well it's gonna be very painful

[storm jungle]

Yeah its why you don't lie.

Unless you want to lose your job especially

[astral whale]

WH+ has been a joke since it’s inception. Hardly any content.

[storm jungle]

I know.

[astral whale]

What good content has been posted on the platform has been fan animators

[celest dome]

Wh+stuff should have been added to Netflix or something, instead of being it's own thing

[storm jungle]

Its basically GW being arrogant and not wanting to share their IP

its always been their weakness

[storm jungle]

Kinda even the fan shit sucked

Angels of Death was generic, Exodite got butchered in production so it was also bad, Iron Within I got NO IDEA what happened but was also terrible

[summer rover]

none of GW's investors understand the wargame market, they're safe as starfish.

[green loom]

I don't think Blacktalon was fan stuff

[storm jungle]

If they didn't understand the market they wouldn't be making lots of profits in the last 2 years

Covid has extremely helped the company ironically

[astral whale]

It was still miles better than Hammer and Bolter.

[storm jungle]

Nah all of them suck

Blacktalon is pretty good though which surprised me

shame its wasted on WH+

[summer rover]

like, i've gone over their investor reports before, those things lie like dogs. they just require you to understand the habby stores to catch the lies and none of the investors buy shit in person.

[astral whale]

I’ve not seen it. Lol.

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/-N0zWnevHvg

I found a "review" of it

If you catch my meaning

[astral whale]

Ayyy thanks my brother

[storm jungle]

Thats... not how it works, at all

you are also extremely oversimplifying the business aspect of these things

💀

You also very much underestimate how many nerds buy their stuff, there isn't anything to "lie" about.

[summer rover]

think what ya like, not like it'll change anything whichever of us is right.

[storm jungle]

I mean I don't care if you don't, its the truth

mindless consumers are what makes a good chunk of the warhammer hobby

I hate the company too but saying they lie about the profits they make is very childish

[arctic talon]

It’s also literally illegal to lie in those reports

Which yeah that doesn’t stop companies

But also I don’t think they want an extra fire under their ass

[storm jungle]

Yeah your life will be made a living hell if you try something like lying about reports.

Its virtually impossible and someone will know the truth and your ass will be out on the street.

[summer rover]

they're safe from that, they're lying about the hobby aspect which investors will never think to check to begin with.

hiding where the money is coming from by rolling direct orders and sales to hobby stores is common and also lets them pressure hobby stores.

[storm jungle]

There isn't anything to be "safe" about, they make tons of money and we have seen the evidence of it constantly from the amount of ranges and minis they produce almost monthly at this point.

I don't really understand your POV here.

[celest dome]

Mate, there are companies whose job is just to check if companies are lying, and they will dig real deep

[summer rover]

they don't just have to make money, they have to beat the costs of their loans. which are.....opaque

[storm jungle]

What.

[summer rover]

"they'll find out!" they dig deep on finance, they don't know where to LOOK on large swathes of the hobby industry. that's why there's so many small companies used mostly for money laundering.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[arctic talon]

I don’t think GW is money laundering lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah I give up

[arctic talon]

And they’re profitable aren’t they lol

I don’t follow your argument

[summer rover]

yeah, they're not they're just trying to hide what part of their markets are profitable and what aren't.

[storm jungle]

Right

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/혼파망-피자-당황-community-chaos-gif-16635574

[storm jungle]

Damn you reminded me, I need pizza now

[rose thorn]

:D

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Time to call up UberEats and enjoy my freezing cold pizza once it arrives 👌

[summer rover]

don't pizza places have dedicated drivers with stuff just to keep the pizza warm?

[rose thorn]

I woke up, and I was craving BK so fucling hard and got the estrogen burger

[rose thorn]

The broken AC is the pizza warhamer

[arctic talon]

Yeah they have bags

[rose thorn]

WARMER

Pizza warhammer

[summer rover]

oh man i hope we get a warhammer pizza tie-in, and it better not be dominos

[arctic talon]

Lol

[arctic talon]

Wish granted its Pizza Hut

[summer rover]

pizza hut is acceptable, at least you can eat it without nightmare shits later

[rose thorn]

The only warhammer pizza

[summer rover]

they'll eat anything in the riekland, i swear.

this is also the image that made pineapples canon to fantasy.

[rose thorn]

God pineapple would be trh best food to torture someone with

You are a dark elf

‘Damn I’m bored, and I’m guarding the slave pits’

‘They are complaining about being hungry

toss in a whole ass pineapple in there

It’s sharp

It’s hard to eat

Eating too much makes you throw up

[astral whale]

Even funnier

You take a dish of completley normal food and you add pineapple slices to it as they watch.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831858520471109642/1124739039401099264/Chinesemanbeingtorturedbytheccpwithtiktokvideos_6a44b7_10656262.mp4

[rose thorn]

The pine apple wych cult

[stark cargo]

Sounds like German cantine kitchens. 😁

[astral whale]

Do Dark Eldar have Mukbangs?

[winter vessel]

I'm going on a leap and say yes. But they're probably not the ones eating, they force their Mon'keigh slaves to eat, its one way to get satisfaction for those sadistic pricks.

[astral whale]

Even funnier. They make an elaborate feast and tell their captives one dish will give them euphoric death when in actuality they mean literally. Inside one of the plates is a cyanide pill.

[winter vessel]

Gonna be one helluva food fight

[storm jungle]

That would be too quick

also if you want mukbang just look at your average Imperial noble

Literally in this case

[winter vessel]

ah fuck that's the artwork relating to a noble using Halo devices, one of the most messed up things I ever learned in 40k. I'll take the bomb collar instead please and thank you.

[storm jungle]

He was forced to watch the Halo Show

[green loom]

There are few worse fates

Seriously I think it has some of the worst CGI in modern TV

[winter vessel]

yeah, didn't realize I was capable of bleeding through my eyes after watching the first few episodes of that show. that IS HERESY right there, and I've been in the game since original H2's release.

[green loom]

My favourite bit was Atriox

Quality CGI

[winter vessel]

they broke the number 1 rule for the Master Chief, taking off his helmet. Only silver lining was Jen Taylor starring her role is Cortana. Soren-66's defection? Read the book, it was better and thrilling, not some dude who decided to settle on an asteroid where the Millenium Falcon hid in EP V. Oh I could list so many more grievances, I can create another Chaos god at this point.

[storm jungle]

mfer looks like hes from Halo 2

god

[rose thorn]

The second image Is the average loyalest noble lmao

[stuck kernel]

... not even gonna mention the crowning moment of the entire series: Chief having sex with the Covenant prisoner of war?

I was willing to tolerate a lot but when that part came up, I just gave up lol

[celest dome]

I remember having heard rumours that it was supposed to be a Mass Effect series but they got the right for Halo
Never really searched if it was true though

[stuck kernel]

Honestly, it would make a lot more sense too. Chief in the series just kinda runs around with no helmet, doing Shepard stuff

[winter vessel]

That's one of many on my list of grievances. He ain't even worthy of being called Chief, that's why I call him Jimmy Rings. I mean seriously if you wanted a love interest, why couldn't they bring in Parisa? Childhood friend, still clung to the promise John made her as a kid. Oh and yeah, a marine Lieutenant who isn't affiliated with the Covies. I swear, the producers of the show didn't even play the game, They just looked at the box art of each game case and winged it from there.

[green loom]

The covenant just sort of being there

[stuck kernel]

Yeah the whole show really confuses me in that regard. They must have obviously read at least some of the books, since they got a couple of details and things in, that usually only book readers (or major lore enthusiasts) would catch.
But for the general plotline and everything else... it just felt like they employed their worst fanfiction writers lol.

Yet another case of writers looking at the source material, scoffing, and thinking they can do better. Again

[green loom]

At least it wasn't them actively hating the source material

Unlike The Witcher

[winter vessel]

I would've felt more emotion if that Kwan girl was killed by a jackal sniper. Because she'll be dead which would invoke happiness. And I would laugh because she would get owned by one of the most notorious foes to ever grace Halo's campaigns(H2) in the highest difficulty.

[stuck kernel]

I feel sorry for the actress tho. Given what she had to work with

[winter vessel]

and yet somehow, I felt more emotion for a seven minute short film called "Landfall", with a limited budget and meant to promote H3's release, than I did for 9, hour long episodes made by a bigger company.

Halo TV action is good, but can your average marine throw a spike grenade at a moving banshee and destroy it? no.

[storm jungle]

I miss Sodaz

[winter vessel]

yes

[green loom]

Tbh I think his current stuff is better than his 40k stuff

[storm jungle]

100%

Also i love watching the 40k reuploads of his vids

and everyone in the comments is like

"CANT BELIEVE GW DID THIS TO HIM, FOR THE EMPEROR MY BROTHERS"

Bro you are the ones that witchhunted him

💀

[celest dome]

Nobody ever said warhammer fans were inteligent

[storm jungle]

Can confirm, I am one

[winter vessel]

I didn't get into 40k stuff until like, a year after his channel shut down? But his videos(reuploads) lured me into the insanity that is 40k. First watched video? Iron warriors vs Imperial Fists.

[storm jungle]

They are very good

[green loom]

I think the only person straight up told off by GW was like

Janovich?

[storm jungle]

And some other unknown animator

who said GW was very cool with it

[green loom]

Whoever was doing a Vraks animation

[storm jungle]

even if what they did was very stupid lol

[green loom]

Iirc the entire point wasn't to stomp fan stuff, just so the animators couldn't make money off it

And also I'm told the guy that got the ball rolling on the "crackdown" was none other than everyone's favourite Norwegian

[winter vessel]

2nd fan content video I watched was ASTARTES, which, good for him since his chapter was included into the 40k universe, but the sequel will probably not see the light of day anytime soon.

[storm jungle]

Astartes is in a very weird spot

its been like 2 fucking years

Also he was making a SHIT TON of money on his patreon before GW intervened.

Hes the only creator im sus about on how the "deal" exactly went down.

[green loom]

A) part 1 took forever to make
B) iirc he's basically an advisor on all the anims now so he's probably busy

[storm jungle]

Yeah but give me animations

[green loom]

40k fans when you tell them animations take a while to make

[winter vessel]

The sound of the bolter shots was mmm crisp.

[storm jungle]

Astartes was great yeah

a bit too Marine wanky but it wasnt too bad

at least one marine should have died from those autocannon blasts

[winter vessel]

That's like the only time I've seen Astartes armor take damage from non Space Marine arsenal. It's kind of hard to visually picture what it looks like in your head.

[storm jungle]

I get why they were basically invincible tho at least

it makes them look unstoppable before they get bodied by that alien creature.

[winter vessel]

Some channel, bless his sacrifice, managed to upload the entire Angels of Death Warhammer+ videos onto youtube into a movie few months ago. Wasn't that bad, though i'm still a novice on 40k details. Only minor issue was the lip movement when they spoke.

[storm jungle]

Angels of Death was very bad

just.. so much shakey cam and nonsense dialogue/action

also the mocap on the Marines was very awkward too

and the fact that they survive a lot of part where they should have just gotten bodied

But its made by the Helsreach guy so that was kinda expected

[winter vessel]

oh Helsreach, my favorite, starring my 3rd favorite Astartes chapter. Still get goosebumps when Grimaldus gave that speech.

[storm jungle]

thats good at least

[green loom]

Helsreach always felt janky to me

[crisp heath]

I liked Hammer and Bolter, which is apparently scandalous to say

Reminded me of transformers and Thundercats

[winter vessel]

Well the quality is equivalent to GMOD for a good portion and they used Louis from L4D as a model for the Salamander sergeant. Could only work with what he had at the time.

[storm jungle]

Yeah Helsreach made up for it with the plot

[storm jungle]

Nah Hammer and Bolter is mostly good

its a fine opinion to have

Theres only like... 1-2 episodes id say are just shit

[crisp heath]

Still haven't seen The Exodite yet

[storm jungle]

LEL

You are literally missing nothing

its basically nothing stretched over 30m

GW released a 10m ep each and padded it out over like 4 weeks

[winter vessel]

I've only liked "Iron Within" so far.

[crisp heath]

Well I like Robert Eggers films and that's the same experience so I'll give it a shot

[storm jungle]

Iron Within was also super bad

literally making a joke of dark eldar too

[green loom]

And then Clancy Brown monologuing for 5 minutes

[storm jungle]

TO BE FAIR

That part was good

[green loom]

Yes

[storm jungle]

also the ending was Looney Tunes levels of funny

[green loom]

Many death korpsmen died to being us this animation
And much more should have

[storm jungle]

agreed

🙏

[crisp heath]

Speaking of dead kriegers

When will we get pariah nexus news???

[storm jungle]

We'll get them when we get them

GW is very bad at that front lol

[winter vessel]

I only appreciated "Iron within" because of how they showed the Iron Warriors and the way they fought, everything else, eh, satisfied for seeing Drukhari getting their asses handed to em

[storm jungle]

When you make a faction act moronic like that yeah

If it was a real dark eldar raid and everyone on that planet would be dead

but Marine animation so not surprised

[green loom]

Maybe the Dark Eldar would've used the vehicles they were using 5 minutes prior on the marines

[storm jungle]

Or just wyches

Or incubi

Or hellions

Or scourges

[green loom]

Or anything other than Kabal warriors

[storm jungle]

That, thank you lmao

Also a fucking

jetbike following a road going straight at a chimera

[green loom]

Shouldn't their guns still be able to pop marines decently easily

[storm jungle]

Yes lmao

you see this in hammer & bolter

one well made shot literally kills a chaos terminator since the splinter shard goes through the visor and into the marine's brain

I think i quit when I saw a Raider go by a road to be hit by a landmine

[green loom]

I've been waiting for Bannerlord to launch for over an hour

[storm jungle]

Now thats true suffering

[green loom]

Stupid wahammer mod

[storm jungle]

Empire my beloved 🙏

[green loom]

Was that the trazyn one

Because the other eldar one was

[storm jungle]

Yep the Trazyn one

the actual Eldar one was indeed 💀

those aspect warriors stood no chance against those flying Primaris guys frozen mid-air in 1fps

[green loom]

God those were literally just

Scans of the models

Fucky proportions and all

[storm jungle]

the titans too lmao

[languid salmon]

If they were lucky

[storm jungle]

Dark Eldar plan their raids to painstaking detail, theres no luck involved

their raids only go awry if the opposng force is waiting for them or if they drag the raid out.

Which 95% of the time doesn't happen since the planet will be empty by 24 hours

[languid salmon]

I’m saying the people who are dead on the planet are the lucky ones

[storm jungle]

Oh that

ah well close enough

I just brought it up since most people just dont want to accept that many Imperial officials just let dark eldar take what they want since theres no way they can usually mobilize "help" in time

[languid salmon]

Yep. Then there’s that time when they tried to raid a hivefleet and it backfired horribly

[storm jungle]

Its okay they stole a planet with Nids instead

Everyone wins

[languid salmon]

Isn’t there a group of dark eldar who attached genestealer parts on them that suddenly became very interested in that planet?

[storm jungle]

Uhh no

Thats after the planet stealing

It doesnt mention anything about them getting infected, just using the parts for fashion.

Even if an infection began Vect or another rich asshole Archon would just nuke em at worst.

[languid salmon]

Yes it was after they took the planet. It was in one of the 8th edition codexes and heavily implies a genestealer cult got started

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah but nothing comes out of that

as with many 40k codex lore blurbs

because the writers suck

[green loom]

It's probably a Haemonculi experiment

[crisp heath]

Drukhari genestealers would easily be the grossest thing in the setting

[green loom]

They're already planning on dooming the Drukhari anyway

[winter vessel]

excellent

[languid salmon]

The codex lore blurbs are quiet fun to read though

[storm jungle]

they are i agree

[green loom]

Still waiting

[storm jungle]

where else will we get good memes such as the Iron Hands decimating an entire population thinking they were keeping recruits from them

when in reality the population was just getting stolen by human slavers

[green loom]

Ouch

[storm jungle]

Probably one of the FUNNIEST blurbs i had read

[rose thorn]

[green loom]

Didn't the Salamanders gun down a bunch of Nocturne natives for being caputred

[storm jungle]

That i dont remember but sounds like them

[gloomy citrus]

Does it?

[crisp heath]

I'm pretty sure they just left them to die

[green loom]

Kind of

[crimson kayak]

nope, they purged them

it's the same planet of the eldar child thing

[gloomy citrus]

Yeah...

And people simp for the chocolate boys.

[crisp heath]

They were just having a bad day ok?

[gloomy citrus]

For certain chapters, every day is a bad day.

[crimson kayak]

the nocturne natives were descendants of people enslaved by the dark eldar and then saved by the normal eldar

[green loom]

They're hardly chocolate, more like charcoal

[storm jungle]

^

[winter vessel]

yeah, that's why they don't make my top 5, 1st belongs to Crimson Fists in my list.

[crisp heath]

This is why I like charcarodons, who have never done anything wrong

[gloomy citrus]

Whatever.

[storm jungle]

is this because people think they are african-american

[storm jungle]

Sounding kinda sus there

[gloomy citrus]

[storm jungle]

you are the one calling them "chocolate boys" bruh

[green loom]

Plz moar guard lore

[storm jungle]

No

you will get your rehashed lore and you'll like it

[winter vessel]

in order of top 5 1st to last: Crimson Fists-->Lamenters-->Black Templars-->Fire Angels--> White Scars.

no wait lemme fix that. there we go.

[gloomy citrus]

What's so special about Crimson Fists?

[green loom]

They're cool

[gloomy citrus]

Aside from the obvious.

[green loom]

Their Book was nice if I recall

And they were the OGs

[storm jungle]

They are also one of the- yep

To the point that they get an updated artwork

[green loom]

Pictured; tactics marines never use outside the heresy

[gloomy citrus]

Wrist flamers? That reminds me of Star Wars.

[crisp heath]

Get ork'd losers

[winter vessel]

Pedro Kantor, MF chad of an Astartes, said to a woman with her children, "Time that someone carried you now".

[rose thorn]

Mantis warriors are my fav <3333

[winter vessel]

and the fact his name's "Pedro", in 40k!

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[gloomy citrus]

Eldar lore.

[rose thorn]

That’s amazing

[storm jungle]

Where do you read your eldar lore

4chan?

[gloomy citrus]

I don't use 4chan.

Anyway, what was this discussion about before being interrupted by that shirt?

[storm jungle]

Crimson Fists being neat

[rose thorn]

They really are the neatest of all the neat marines

[winter vessel]

Crimsons fists, the only loyalist chapter I like that wears blue. Not the Ultrasmurfs.

[crystal forum]

these always give me zulu war british depiction vibes

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats a classic thing in old paintings

[crystal forum]

very obviously propaganda but still cool to look at

[storm jungle]

bunch of lads bunched together in a hill or something similiar while shooting/attacking their enemy

warhammer does it a lot

[crystal forum]

even 40k doesn't have child soldiers

[green loom]

They're called White Shields

[crystal forum]

inb4 somebody mentions krieg

[green loom]

It's a Cadian thing

[crystal forum]

cadians are cool but could they just stop representing all militarum

[green loom]

They don't, they're the generic template and you can build anything

[crystal forum]

i read about all sorts of wacky regiments in the books

[storm jungle]

40k absolutely has child soldiers

its just that uh

along with suicide bombers you just dont really want to read about that stuff since its too close to IRL

[winter vessel]

what like the Jopall Indentured squads?

[crystal forum]

get a squat model and remove the beard

[crystal forum]

less wacky then that one but yeah

time to go back to reading about the wacky misadventures of the purple nurple chapter and the inquisition

[storm jungle]

Which one

[crystal forum]

the soul drinkers of course

[arctic talon]

Thats a theory because the opening hook of the alien artifact beaming knowledge straight into brain

is the big plot hook for mass effect 1 lol

oh god they're making another hammer and bolter episode lol

with the Exorcists and Lucius the eternal in it

[green loom]

Uh oh

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

yep

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/showme-show-me-morpheus-gif-5144220

[arctic talon]

its not out yet

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah I know i mean the promo

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880053291483029584/1125150465978531981/image.png

but here

[storm jungle]

Aw damn, not even a screenshot/image

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880053291483029584/1125109769015918652/image.png?width=798&height=671

[storm jungle]

AH there

[arctic talon]

He's fighting 2 chaplains

[storm jungle]

oh my god I hate when they do that so much, those janky ass 3d models

[arctic talon]

which is

odd

[storm jungle]

also Lucius looks shittier than his actual old af model

[arctic talon]

50 cents says he broke into the funny room where they shove daemons into people

[storm jungle]

Anyway ill make sure to grab it

[green loom]

Oh I know what's going to happen

He lets one of them kill him, resurrects in the monastery, kills his way out

[storm jungle]

I'll report back on this on tuesday

if you are right im gonna scream

[green loom]

I love one trick characters!!!!

[storm jungle]

Also like its very obvious too

I usually like H&B but including named characters is just stupid

they arent going to die

[arctic talon]

Trazyn kekw

[storm jungle]

Nope

he worked

[arctic talon]

He died

Technically

[storm jungle]

he appears at the end as a good plot twist

[green loom]

Yeah but he's a Necron

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah that too

[arctic talon]

That episode is good

[storm jungle]

fr fr

[green loom]

And Lucius' entire gimmick is resurrecting out of enemies

[storm jungle]

^

its his one trick

[arctic talon]

His other one is being a good dualist

Which uh

Is a dime a dozen

In 40K lol

[green loom]

Like he isn't going to kill his way into the Fortress Monastery

[storm jungle]

also having a sword with a daemon in it

which is also dime a dozen in 40k

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t have a daemon anymore does it?

It’s stuck in a painting

[storm jungle]

Honestly same thing at this point

nobody likes Lucius

Draco Malfoy lookin mfer

[green loom]

Bannerlord is still loading btw

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

I think its time for you to give up on that

[arctic talon]

Also eidolon fits better

As a faction rep anyways

He has a sonic weapon

[storm jungle]

He has been mentioned awhile ago gathering Da Boys

[green loom]

You know who else was mentioned

[storm jungle]

which isnt gonna go anywhere until the E.C codex comes out

[green loom]

Luther

[arctic talon]

Lucius is pretty

Meh

Like overall even in EC lore

He doesn’t even lead the biggest group

It’s kinda funny

[storm jungle]

he literally is the same character in every appearance, even before the Heresy

[arctic talon]

He’s the “mascot” of them rn

[arctic talon]

Pompous asshole?

[storm jungle]

Yep

him also betraying the loyalist element of the traitor legions stuck on Istvaan is hilarious

Mfer's ego is fragile af

[arctic talon]

More fragile then glass

[crimson kayak]

Inb4 the episode twist is that he gets used as possession material for a marine

[winter vessel]

ah fuck its Mr Licky Licky Show-off's a lot. AKA He who Strokes his Ego. And the JUDAS who switched sides with the remaining Loyalist Defenders on Istvaan III back to the traitor legions cuz he was a bitch.

[crystal forum]

he has so little personality that traitors left him on istvan because he didn't take any sides and they assumed he'd be with his commanding officer

[fresh quiver]

All part of his plan

[crystal forum]

He very clearly was only going with the flow and got caught off guard by the traitor situation

[nocturne crest]

Has there been any instance of a primaris Wulfen yet?

[rose thorn]

just wtached my first henshin, i now knwo what i must do

[fresh quiver]

I meant Slaanesh

Lucius being caught as his pawn is comedic gold.

[crystal forum]

i havent reached the part where lucius gets his champion status but i can assume that it went like:
"hey lucius, want to keep being the best swordsman and be immortal in a way that whoever beats you becomes you?"

"aight bet"

[rose thorn]

Yeah that’s about right lmao

[arctic talon]

He’s so pissed every time he revives lol

Because he can’t go back and beat them in a dual

Bcs he’s turned them into a face on his armor

[coarse pumice]

I prefer Sigvald

[queen laurel]

why he look like he man but with extra dip

[winter vessel]

wow, is this man going commando? cus something tells me that behind that loincloth isn't a layer of fabric.

[coarse pumice]

he's a slaanesh champion so it figures

[dry epoch]

Sigvald? More than likely!

Valkia would kick him in the happy sacks and take his stuff before he knew what had happened.

[celest dome]

Doesn't he has a Chapless armour in AoS ?

[green loom]

[dry epoch]

Seems about right for Siggy

[echo vault]

Sigvald vs lucius

Sigvald is somehow eviler

[storm jungle]

They are about the same

Sigvald is nowhere near as evil as Lucius due to how much the other character is a prick

[green loom]

Yeah Sigvald is just normal, murderous evil
Lucius is traitorous, asshole evil

[storm jungle]

^

Lucius' actions carry a lot more weight since he cause da lot more damage for loyalists in many areas lol

[rose thorn]

Shame lucius is kinda kicking bag for ‘super badass mega loyalists@

There’s like 3 times a loyalist marine killed Lucius permanently

But, he came back

So

[queen laurel]

Lucius, are you guys talking about that swordsman of slaanesh that is honestly not the even that good and the only reason why he wins is because of that stupid passive

[rose thorn]

Okay so Cannonically he’s supposed to be literally the best swordsman duelist ever

But is only good at 1v1s in lore

So he just targets teh best swordsman on the battlefield

Problem; it’s a blood angle book

Theirfore he fucking dies to make the new HH model cooler

So his protection from liek, getting ambushed or dying from cross fire

Became his only gimmick

[storm jungle]

Also Lucius is just not well written

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

hes very much a Starscream character

he has 1 job

[queen laurel]

His entire character is a bit of a stretch reading that, you're telling me this guy can fight the swarm lord in a sword fight?

[rose thorn]

Okay when he first appears he was cool because he was just, a fuckinh psychotic upper class child

Like it was shocking someone loyal to the imperium would be like that

[storm jungle]

I mean

random people kill Swarmy all the time

so

[rose thorn]

And he was loyalists until he switched places with Rylanor

[storm jungle]

also that too

he was butthurt and wanted to go be with Fulgrim and his legion

which is

[rose thorn]

LMAO

Yeah

[storm jungle]

He literally betrays them mid-battle yeah

fucking sellout

[queen laurel]

Yeah but no offense those moments the swarm Lord would have won if it weren't for the classic writer moment

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s amazing

[storm jungle]

Yeah it sucks

Swarmlord "realistically" speaking shouldnt be even possible to get near to

[queen laurel]

The swarm Lord is basically the organic version of the avatar of Kane at this point

[storm jungle]

This yes

the Avatar of Khaine literally gets choked out by Fulgrim at one point

you know

a fucking magma statue

[queen laurel]

How can like fragments of a God get thrown around like a rag doll in a GTA game

[arctic talon]

because funny

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-ragdoll-police-fail-hurt-gif-16557095

[arctic talon]

also its immortal

so it doesn't matter how many times it dies

[rose thorn]

honestlyy, i dont know if it would have been better or worse if lucius stayed loyal

[arctic talon]

it suffers from immortal syndrome

where if a character is immortal they're gona mcfucking die more

[rose thorn]

and became the champion of slaanehs jsut form how terrible of a fucking person he is

and no help from fulgrim

[queen laurel]

This is warhammers favorite plot device

Don't worry they are disposable
this is why orks can get slaughtered left and right because well they have immense enough numbers that if one were to die he has more than 100 replacements already\

[storm jungle]

I remember when a few months ago we learned that Angron can return after 8 Weeks

And people were like

"Oh hes a mcuh bigger threat now"

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

wasnt it 8 days?

[storm jungle]

meanwhile us O.Gs

[arctic talon]

lmao

its 8 weeks

[storm jungle]

"Oh yeah hes gonna die more"

[arctic talon]

8 days if he gets a big sacrifice

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[rose thorn]

OHHHH okay

[storm jungle]

but like

letsb e honest

[arctic talon]

Also 8 seconds

[storm jungle]

it doesnt matter does it

[arctic talon]

if he gets a fucking huge one

kek

[rose thorn]

or 8 units dead

[arctic talon]

lol

I love how the world eaters rules

[rose thorn]

so 8 hours

[queen laurel]

In the warhammer universe this is a given if that thing has immortality or it's very hard to kill his ass will be kicked in so hard it will look like a crater

[arctic talon]

is literally casino dice rn

[storm jungle]

Yep this

no stakes

no drama

[arctic talon]

If you roll triple 6's

[storm jungle]

just cheap action

[arctic talon]

you get to revive Angron

[arctic talon]

when has it not been cheap action

in the overarching narrative lol

[storm jungle]

you say that like i said it never was

[rose thorn]

that hurts me so much, slaanesh's numebr is six

that oculd have been demon of slaanesh's gimmick

[arctic talon]

Yeah its weird

tbh

its like the blood tithe system from AoS

then they would have the khorne player rolling 6 dice instead of 3

[rose thorn]

litearlaly one for one it is lmao

[storm jungle]

Also nah like

[arctic talon]

tbh

its a good system lol

its fun

[storm jungle]

all the chaos gods use the number gimmick

even in lore

theres one event where uh

[rose thorn]

yeah i really like it honestly lmao

[storm jungle]

an Imperial guard planet kills TRILLIONS of invading khornates by the time they run out of men

and

the last 8 fucking berserkers

all turn to bloodthirsters

LMAO

[queen laurel]

Why is it missing a nine it was so close so

[arctic talon]

Okay but this is hilarious

[storm jungle]

IT IS

its such a "fuck you"

[arctic talon]

9 is tzeentch's special number

[storm jungle]

by that time nearly 95% of the planet is dead

[rose thorn]

oh whoops sorry auto bot

[arctic talon]

also this means they're counting down

9,8,7,6

[rose thorn]

tzeench players when they roll a 9:
lets FUCKING GOOOOO

[storm jungle]

also same reason uh, when you fight the Traitor Captain in the game sometimes he'll go full Ishowspeed

and begin muttering

"SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN"

[arctic talon]

yeah

Seven and Three are nurgles favorite number

mostly seven

but all his pox marks are in 3's

[storm jungle]

yep

[queen laurel]

Ork players when they roll successfully in the shooting phase ( your army is going to get shot with enough bullets to make you inhale it like oxygen )

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dice-ginny-di-dnd-dice-roll-dice-d6-gif-22051323

[arctic talon]

Ork players replace oxygen with bullets

more at 7

[rose thorn]

i really want all the 4 mono god factions to get s ome gimmcikw hen you roll thier number

just make it something really stupid

[arctic talon]

imagine if they bring back the special bonus for having weirdly sized units lol

[rose thorn]

that woudlnt help

[arctic talon]

bcs back in 6th

[rose thorn]

i know tzeentch use to have a gimmick somewhere if you roll a 9 when casting a spell

[arctic talon]

you got bonuses for having noise marines in 6's, plague marines in 7's, berserkers in 8's and Rubrics in 9's

if you're wondering how good it was

like many things in 6 it was terrible

especially chaos things in 6

[storm jungle]

also question about tabletop

[rose thorn]

?

[storm jungle]

how braindead do you have to be to play World Eaters

is it easy

[rose thorn]

oh its al movement gimmicks