#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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yeah its entire reason it even exists is because of Aliens

arctic talon
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So guess how much they costed

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Lmao

summer rover
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also i think one of the sculptors is jerking it to ripley in the power loader while we're talking.

grave sparrow
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60 bucks?

arctic talon
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They didn’t even have stat blocks first

grave sparrow
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wait you can use them on the tabletop??

arctic talon
grave sparrow
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What do they even DO

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oh no

arctic talon
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They suck

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Lol

grave sparrow
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it's... it's more than 60 bucks!?

arctic talon
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They hit stuff

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I’ve never seen one in person

grave sparrow
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I mean if ripley can beat up a xenomorph queen in a loader, maybe this thing could kill a whole greater daemon

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I want a whole army of them for the meme

summer rover
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can't even imagine the level of banter having three of those on the table would cause.

storm jungle
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also

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truly the most grimdark age

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even TV remotes arent safe

arctic talon
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They’re funny

summer rover
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the van sarr pattern vibe!

arctic talon
grave sparrow
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what is that?!

storm jungle
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its a shock-stick

grave sparrow
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like a giant fuck off cattle prod?

storm jungle
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that is uh

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extendable

summer rover
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it takes a lot of satisfy an escher.

storm jungle
grave sparrow
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ahhh nice

storm jungle
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speaking of i should get back to making my escher rogue trader

scenic bolt
storm jungle
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NOOOO

scenic bolt
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took me like 15 minutes to find this old ass meme

storm jungle
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I love how they put it on the penitent engine too

grave sparrow
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I can bet you some unhinged parents out there used that though

storm jungle
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to be fair

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Americans

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so

grave sparrow
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Yall betta stay outta alabamer before ya kids done get crucified on the anti-masturbation cross

summer rover
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it's not even a meme, that's what it acutally is....

arctic talon
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What do you find on a pastors computer

storm jungle
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the Imperium took anti-masturbation to a whole new level

arctic talon
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💀

storm jungle
grave sparrow
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Feel like you'd get branded as a cultist of slaneesh of you got caught wanking it

scenic bolt
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'Jaeiydyn, you must find absolution on the battlefield, charge those Carpetbagger Northerner's lines'

storm jungle
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I hate how you Sci-fi Name'd™️ Jayden

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😩

near wasp
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I join these convos at the weirdest times sometimes

tropic olive
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Good evening, is the theory that Cypher is Omegon possible?

summer rover
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yeah, most stupid things are possible in 40k, thanks to the writers not caring if they make sense

grave sparrow
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Feel like it'd be rough to accurately collaberate across mutliple writers though.

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Especially based on the apparent talent differences too

grave sparrow
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I wish I liked twisted metal car combat more, speed freeks seemed like it could be fun, but I'm just not big into that genre

grave sparrow
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oh I fuck with Mario Kart like games, that'd be hilarious with Orks

crisp heath
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huffing the khornepium rn

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wondering if khorne daemons literally do anything for fun except fighting

grave sparrow
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I bet they like naps

silver pollen
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The Skull Throne wouldn't build itself.

earnest snow
pale onyx
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Guys so daemons are shards of their respective gods, greater daemons being the biggest shards. Why don’t the chaos gods just double down and like make a planet sized greater daemon

celest dome
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Well it's more complicated than that

pale onyx
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I trust you know your stuff cacti

celest dome
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Most Daemon are still somewhat independent, so if you empower one too much it will lead to it being able to go against it's master

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Like Skarbrand with Khorne

pale onyx
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Ah shit

celest dome
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So giving it even more might lead to it being able to try to ascend to godhood to his own right

pale onyx
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Then how about empowering a mortal who’s soul belongs to a chaos god to be like a daemon prince+ cus if they try anything they’ll rip their soul into pieces

celest dome
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Same problem

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If you give them too much it weaken yourself

pale onyx
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True true

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What about the giant ass chaos spawn Nurgle made that’s eating shit at a plague planet? Isn’t it the size of a mountain by now? Imagine deploying that bad boy against some titans

crimson kayak
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Also also the bigger and stronger the daemon the more difficult to keep it in realspace

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Most probably the nurgle dune worm and shit like that work as long as they stay near/on their daemon worlds

crimson kayak
pale onyx
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And bigger

crimson kayak
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So... Belakor?

pale onyx
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Yeah a belakor for every Chaos god

crimson kayak
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Ok now you are just speaking of daemon primarchs

pale onyx
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Well I guess every chaos god has a daemon prince+ if you count the daemon primearchs

crimson kayak
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What I truly don't understand is why we only see Slaneesh trying to avatar himself into real space when the others could probably do so too

pale onyx
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I guess I just wanna see a big ass daemon tear some planets up

crimson kayak
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Can't remember the specifics of the mortal form for slaneesh through

queen laurel
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What is the damn thing trying to accomplish

crimson kayak
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Oh no wait, Fabius meets like an Astral projection of slaneesh, just red up the excerpt

celest dome
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Khorne did that once in fantasy iirc

pale onyx
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I thought it was gonna be Nurgle trying that first.

Since nurglings and great unclean ones are copy and pastes of himself in different sizes.

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He just needed to copy and paste one big enough for himself

crimson kayak
celest dome
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They aren't really interested in living in real space

queen laurel
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I can see why khorne wouldn't even bother with such an idea, he basically has infinite food hacks on in the universe he's in

crimson kayak
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Also cause one fo the people "Chosen" was fucking Mephiston

celest dome
queen laurel
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Probably yeah

pale onyx
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I can see why Nurgle wouldn’t want to go to real space. Since in his realm he has a mansion, he’s having a blast brewing plagues, he goes for walks and squishes plague toads whenever he wants, has a hot elf gf who he gives plagues to.

celest dome
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I really hate it when people call her his "gf"

queen laurel
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Now tzeentch, that guy would definitely try to go to real space because he might do some trolling

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Who the fuck knows it's tzeentch

celest dome
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They do so by their Daemons

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But going into real space is uber dangerous
Like Slaanesh in AoS

crimson kayak
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Btw I'm loving the ascension riser start with all the different pdf, corpses and post battle area's

hallow saddle
upbeat dagger
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do astartes ever take off the armor

green loom
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Yeah

upbeat dagger
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cuz the (im guessing from space marine) cutscene showcasing donning the armor implies that it is an extensive, one time process

hallow saddle
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They get chapters serfs or servitors to assist. It takes a long time

upbeat dagger
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this is what im referencing

crisp heath
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Some do actually wear it 24/7

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But that's not normal

hallow saddle
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They'll take it off for repairs too. Or just take partial sections off

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They can't take off the implanted black carapace that's underneath

upbeat dagger
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that's the false muscle right

crisp heath
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It's more like a second skin that's also all techy

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It allows better interface with their armor

upbeat dagger
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how strong is an astartes without the armor?

crisp heath
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They can punch through several inch thick steel without armor

upbeat dagger
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as far as i'm aware although they're not quite ogryn strong aren't they still beyond superhuman

crisp heath
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Some are stronger than that if the author wants a super cool guy

upbeat dagger
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and that's the geneseed's doing right

green loom
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That and mass amounts of steroids pumped into them

crisp heath
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Just imagine the stupidest power fantasy you can and that's a space marine

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Now make a think tank for stupid power fantasies and they'll come up with a primarch

green loom
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If it weren't for sales I'd wager we'd have some sort of unarmored marines set up for stealth

upbeat dagger
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isn't that basically phobos

green loom
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No because Phobos is still big power armour

upbeat dagger
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but yeah it'd be cool to see astartes with like, super stripped down armor

crisp heath
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Tbf power armor is surprisingly sneaky anyway

upbeat dagger
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isn't the power armor like one of the greatest creations in warhammer

green loom
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Not really

upbeat dagger
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also tangentially related but can cawl make existing marines into primaris? or are only new marines capable

green loom
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Yes, it's a process called the Rubicon Primaris

upbeat dagger
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so like, Kayvaan and Dante and all then are primaris now?

green loom
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Yep

upbeat dagger
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wait where tf do the primaris organs come from

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if they're geneseed organs

green loom
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Organs are grown and harvested separately iirc

upbeat dagger
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thanks lexicanum

green loom
upbeat dagger
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dark imperium is guiliman's books eight

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right

crimson kayak
green loom
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It was the first primaris box set I think

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So Calgar, Dante, Kor Sarro, that Iron Father guy, Shryke, Mephiston etc.
Áll primaris

crimson kayak
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More or less everyone now is a primaris

gloomy citrus
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Except for Gabriel.

hallow saddle
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When he gets a new model he almost certainly will be primaris

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When/if

gloomy citrus
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He hates Primaris.

shadow plover
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Has Cato crossed the Rubicon yet?

hallow saddle
shadow plover
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Model hasn't of course but can't recall if it has happened in lore yet

hallow saddle
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I think Cato has been in some recent art where it looked like he's primaris. But nothing confirmed either way iirc

green loom
green loom
storm jungle
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go to the bottom of the page

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there should be something to click their to return it to normal

crimson kayak
plush mason
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so any lore on how funerals are handled abord void ships?

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do they have built in ossuaries for the officers or are they shot out into space space navy style?

crimson kayak
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may depend on the fleet/ship, considering there's whole ass cultures around void-born crews

plush mason
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true

green loom
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Dump them in the furnace

plush mason
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i assume thats the fate of the crew

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the high born officers not so much

green loom
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Dump them in the fancy furnace

plush mason
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lol

celest dome
tropic olive
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Im sad now

near wasp
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And then he was given half the imperium to watch over

storm jungle
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If its someone important, preserve the body and bring them back to their planet for burial/memorialification

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if its not someone important burn em and dump em

tropic olive
rose thorn
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Corpse starch is made from fungi that grow in corpses right?

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Idk why I keep forgetting

arctic talon
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Sometimes its literal ground up dead bodies

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other times its starch grown from dead bodies

rose thorn
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If it’s shit grown from bodies thats unironically pretty smart, there’s a fungi that grow from bugs that people eat a lot

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Anyway hello Bonjour

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Thoughts on that new event thing?

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With The Who ever wins gets their own reveals

arctic talon
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I think its a cool idea

near wasp
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maggot farms might also be a thing bodies are used for

rose thorn
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Oh yeah wasn’t there some war tactic that has to do with battling in super heavy storms and shit?

crimson kayak
rose thorn
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Gw when the scalpers aren’t playing the game for their arg

crimson kayak
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Also I would like to know how people have to send battle reports

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as that could mean anyone could just fake a battle for it to count to their own popularity score

rose thorn
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They did this before

arctic talon
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ye

rose thorn
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it didn’t end well

arctic talon
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well

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it ended well once

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it ended poorely twice

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the one time it ended well was for one of the 8e warzones

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the times it ended badly were the old as shit 13th black crusade

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that got banished to the retconian

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and Endtimes

small breach
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So are whiteshields their own detachment or are some whiteshields thrown in with professional guard regiments? Debating for tabletop how I want to portray this and wanted to stay as lore accurate as possible

crimson kayak
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whiteshields are your pdf-equivalent for a regiment

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conscripts, people to young/untrained to serve with the regiment

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consider them like the scout marines of the guard

arctic talon
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but it depends planet to planet

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the reason why Cadian whiteshields do this is bcs they're children -> teens

green loom
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Aka end times before end times

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Which just ended with orcs bodyslamming everyone

crimson kayak
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i remember it ending with chaos winning and GW retconning it by having Grimgor come, bash Archaon and fuck off without killing him?

green loom
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Way I read it was Orcs winning the actual thing then it getting retconned to Chaos

small breach
arctic talon
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they'd be learning from their elders

crimson kayak
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and that's how Grimgor appears, stomps everyone, claims he's the best and leaves

crisp heath
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How single minded are daemons and champions of certain chaos gods, are there khorne-aligned who enjoy hedonistic pleasure or Nurgle-aligned who enjoy complex plans like tzeentch?

storm jungle
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Entirely depends on the daemon and champion

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some are cunning some are stupid

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Its pretty much only Khorne ones universally who are crayon eaters tho so KEKW_ogryn

gloomy citrus
crisp heath
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from what I understand Tzeentch and Nurglites are open to other stuff to pass the time, but Khornates think doing literally anything except killing is a waste of time

storm jungle
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Yeah thats what I jut said

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they are just mostly stupid and want to kill shit

crisp heath
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Oh okay

storm jungle
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the diciples of other gods still got like uh

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semi-high brain function

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so they can do other stuff when not at war

gloomy citrus
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Khârn's not stupid.

storm jungle
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He is

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anyway

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thats the gist of it

gloomy citrus
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Only the followers of Tzeentch do stuff that can be considered normal.

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As in, not make you vomit.

storm jungle
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I wouldnt really say casting spells and reading books that can turn you into chaos spawn "normal."

gloomy citrus
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Well, compare that to the activities of other cultists.

storm jungle
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I mean its the same thing

green loom
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I think Slaaneshi goons are probably the most perceivable for us ngl

storm jungle
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that too lol

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Khorne is the most basic one

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the other 3 gods' diciplines got more chill-time options

green loom
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Khorne is either war or practice

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty much this

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because when a writer looks at them its like

green loom
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hold on no

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Khorne is either War or Warm up

storm jungle
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"Uhhh, they do gladiator fights yes thats good"

green loom
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That sounds better

storm jungle
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kek

gloomy citrus
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At least they're disciplined.

green loom
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Hardly

storm jungle
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Not really

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LMAO

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Have you like

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seen the world eaters cover art

crisp heath
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Only example I can think of is The Blood Pact worlds and that Valkia had kids and a family while serving chaos before ascending to khorne Daemonhood

storm jungle
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they are literally mutated blood puking horribly malformed hordes of psychopaths

green loom
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Khorne's main thing is devolving into a bunch of reckless savages

gloomy citrus
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They've always been savage.

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Even before the Blood God.

storm jungle
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...Then why are you saying they are diciplined

arctic talon
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the moment the world eaters get into a battle all sense of cohesion usually goes out the window

green loom
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Think of Khorne followers as a big horde of rhinos

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Some recognize other rhinos, the majority don't, and just run at the weird shapes they see in hopes of killing them

storm jungle
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^

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like

gloomy citrus
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"Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows."

storm jungle
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Thats still not adding anything to your case

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all of us have established these

green loom
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And it's a thing that khorne worship tends to forcibly turn you into a blood crazed madman

storm jungle
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Speaking of

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Example

green loom
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That cover art has no business being that sick

storm jungle
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ikr

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Also chainsaw man cameo

gloomy citrus
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Nails in their fucking brains.

green loom
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I just wish they wouldn't use that guy for guard lel

shadow plover
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my favourites

storm jungle
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same

green loom
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But he's perfect for chaos

storm jungle
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Nah Lewis Jones is great for guard too

gloomy citrus
storm jungle
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he makes Imperials look like monsters

green loom
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It's more personal taste

storm jungle
shadow plover
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enough angry

storm jungle
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you are thinking too deep into this

green loom
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I like starship troopers esque propaganda for my guard

storm jungle
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it looks cool

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so it exists

gloomy citrus
storm jungle
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...

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He does

green loom
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Doesn't matter

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Being near warpy bullshit will do that regardless

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It has a tendency to distort and fuck with reality

storm jungle
green loom
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The fact that Khorne doesn't do "gifts" the same way as other gods is irrelevant

arctic talon
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Khorne absolutely mutates his followers

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in 40k

storm jungle
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we got various examples of it

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or you know

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this cover art

shadow plover
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looks pretty mutated

green loom
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Or the eightbound

storm jungle
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OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT EM

green loom
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Ayo gimme some of that gym juice fr

arctic talon
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8 bloodletters

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one marine body

gloomy citrus
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They look more like daemons.

green loom
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The warp tends to do that

storm jungle
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The warp surprisingly

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warps people

arctic talon
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of course they're gona look more daemony

gloomy citrus
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So it's a Gal Vorbak on steroids?

green loom
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Imo it's worse Gal Vorbak

arctic talon
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Gal Vorbak actually work with their daemon

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an Eightbound is more like a free for all for the controls

shadow plover
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AoS has these things called Khorgoraths, they're pretty massively mutated khorne dudes

storm jungle
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hes fucking

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BUILT

green loom
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I swear GW just has a massive set of 3-5 letter words they just roll the dice on for names

storm jungle
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"My name is Kalgorus Gorefuck"

gloomy citrus
storm jungle
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...

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BRO

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THATS THE FUCKING POINT

shadow plover
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ye but it used to

storm jungle
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this is like me looking at a Lord of Change

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and going

arctic talon
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birb

storm jungle
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"It looks like a bird, its stupid, its not chaos"

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also we shifted topic like 6 times now on you dodging lore information

gloomy citrus
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Why does Tzeentch have a thing for birds, anyway?

shadow plover
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there's also that khorne bloodbowl dude with massive gains

arctic talon
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Birds traditionally represent knowledge

storm jungle
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Because birds IRL repreesnt things like the future and prophecy

arctic talon
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^

green loom
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Chaos is good

storm jungle
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in various cultures

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also same reason Magnus has one eye

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because someone at GW read Odin's lore for 1 minute

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and was like "yeah ill steal that"

green loom
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Hey at least it isn't

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Hold on

shadow plover
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or rather made magnus a cyclops back when and then adapted it to fit the odin thing

green loom
storm jungle
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oh my goooood

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its gandalf the short

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no wait

green loom
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You can guess what the drones are called

storm jungle
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Psykyn

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Floatkyn

arctic talon
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Magnus gave his eye as a down payment to stop the flesh change tbf

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not really for knowledge

shadow plover
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Grimnyr is a brilliant mini though

storm jungle
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either way its a ripoff

green loom
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I think it's straight up just Hugin and Munin lol

storm jungle
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Oh yeah lmao

arctic talon
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They're called CORV's

storm jungle
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OH YEAH HE ALSO HAS A BIRD CREST

arctic talon
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which

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corvid

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get it

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Corv

storm jungle
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KILL ME

arctic talon
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Corvid

storm jungle
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STOP THIS

shadow plover
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hey that's awesome if you ask me KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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CORV's are a funny name

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tbh

green loom
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I've certainly seen worse

storm jungle
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Yeah like uh

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Brokher

arctic talon
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Interceptor

storm jungle
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instead of Broker

arctic talon
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what are you intercepting

green loom
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Cthonian Beserks

gloomy citrus
arctic talon
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Cthonian Beserks

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are a genuinely stupid name

storm jungle
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totally not to be confused with Cthonia

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Horus' homeworld

arctic talon
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Cthonian just means underworld

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tbh

storm jungle
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I KNOW

green loom
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Beserks

storm jungle
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OH MY GOD

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BESERKS

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BECAUSE "BERSERKER" IS TAKEN

arctic talon
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Berserks is

green loom
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I would like to Beserk

arctic talon
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really ba

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*bad

green loom
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You beserk my name

arctic talon
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They could have just called them berserkers

green loom
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That's a kick right in the beserks

storm jungle
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Im about to go beserk being reminded of this "lore"

arctic talon
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literally nothing would be uncopyrightable

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about that name

storm jungle
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i think its because of Khorne Berserkers

arctic talon
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everyone I hear just calls them berserkers

storm jungle
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so they cant share the same thing

arctic talon
green loom
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Best part

arctic talon
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very similar names in the past tho

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for other things

storm jungle
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How about

arctic talon
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so its fine imo

green loom
gloomy citrus
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Berzerkers.

storm jungle
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i similiar name you in a minute

arctic talon
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so

green loom
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Btw have you guys seen the Sternguard kit

arctic talon
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the new one?

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or the old one

green loom
arctic talon
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Yeah idfk

green loom
arctic talon
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GW is weird

storm jungle
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Its deffo tabletop related

arctic talon
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yeah what about the new one

storm jungle
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but like

arctic talon
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the weird ass combi plasma it has?

green loom
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Apparently they got mega gutted lmao

storm jungle
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tabletop is shit

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so yeet

arctic talon
green loom
arctic talon
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anyone who says they aren't has actual brain damage

green loom
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We'll see a new

arctic talon
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Devestating wounds is literally free mortals

green loom
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uh

arctic talon
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on a 6

green loom
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Rearguard Veterans model

arctic talon
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their bolt rifle is absurd

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lol

green loom
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With the rest of the options

arctic talon
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sternguard vets

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are prolly getting another kit

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bcs the one in leviathan is monobuild

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and as we all know

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marines have to get multiple releases a year

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or else their fans will die of a heart attack

green loom
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"NOOOO WHERE'S MY 3RD MONOWEAPON SQUAD"

arctic talon
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lol

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but seriously

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the sternguard bolter is absurd

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Assault, devestating wounds, rapid fire and fucking heavy

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that shit does everything

green loom
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I just want to point out how funny like

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The SM roster is to me

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Like in lore you'll see mixed squads

arctic talon
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the hellblaster goes in the hellblaster slot

green loom
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But then you can exclusively run squads with one weapon more or less KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
green loom
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Meanwhile Black Templars

arctic talon
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that data sheet

storm jungle
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Ah the hellblaster

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my favorite warhammer unit

arctic talon
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is totally gona get consolidated lol

storm jungle
arctic talon
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So true

storm jungle
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anyway keep this up and ill kill you both

arctic talon
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why

green loom
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Just need to buy the best Primaris kit tbh

storm jungle
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its late and i need to kill someone

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
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i must abuse my 1984 powers

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anyway jokes aside carry on KEK

arctic talon
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god the black templar hair cuts

green loom
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I can talk about by new Fortress Monastery designs

arctic talon
#

are so silly

green loom
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Or my chapter master's new design

arctic talon
#

go for it

green loom
#

I decided to go more for the knightly style I wanted instead of more traditional BA stuff

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So I'm somewhat basing the bossman off the aforementioned Sword brethren since I like the whole Gorget thing they have going on

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Main thing staying the same is his helmet

arctic talon
#

neat

green loom
#

As for the fortress monastery

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It's going to be a massive overgrown star fort

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On a mountain top

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The intent is to make it like, a 40k hanging gardens

arctic talon
#

thats cool as hell

green loom
#

I have the main citadel area planned

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Which will be more controlled with two big garden towers topped off with orbital guns

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And a big castle-esque part that's the main operational hub for them

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There's going to be more layers and wayforts etc. around the mountain but those are mostly a precaution and for recreation for the garrison

arctic talon
#

thats neat

green loom
#

I'm going to try sketching it this week, but am quite tied up

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I'll have to plan out some suitably imperial designs and stuff to make it look the part too

rose thorn
#

I wonder at what point is a death world consider a death world

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What’s the mortality rate required

green loom
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There is not mortality rate required, if it's so bad it's borderline uninhabitable, it's a death world

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Like on Catachan

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The population has to burn vegetation around settlements regularly

charred zenith
#

Hi! im sorry if this isnt the right place to ask this question but I felt like it fit in here the best. I am a cosplayer and i'm currently making a zealot cosplay. I am trying to figure out what the text is saying on the left arm but its really hard to read 🥲 anybody who could help me figure this out? or alternativly know what text a zealot would write since i need to write both in a book and the enire right side aswell :>

summer rover
crimson kayak
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those should fit

arctic talon
#

Any actual black Templar model has had the chained melee weapons

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Except most people just use generalist minis

summer rover
#

but lightning claws. which have to be attached to their power armor.

arctic talon
#

Also not always true

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Some are weird knuckle dusters

crimson kayak
arctic talon
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With knives

summer rover
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we can CLEARLY see they're connected to the armor, dude, don't try to cover for GW's terrible ideas with other terrible GW ideas.

arctic talon
#

Those ones are

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Which is stupid but some of them aren’t

summer rover
#

you're giving me some real black templar vibes RN...

arctic talon
#

It’s just a design thing that every black Templar mini has had since 3e

arctic talon
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And don’t call me a black Templar player because we all know what that stereotype is

crisp heath
#

The chains could just as easily be heraldic

crimson kayak
#

also yeah, that, black templars chained weapons are more symbolical than practical

rose thorn
#

or they swing the swords around like some fucking anime weapon

tropic olive
storm jungle
#

its nothing new

arctic talon
#

Odds are marines are gona win

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Mostly bcs their half of the Levi box is better

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From an actual gameplay stance

scenic bolt
#

yea iirc the result was a commemorative primaris lt

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from the last time they did this in 8th I think it was

arctic talon
#

The nid side has way better units overall

#

but they don't really synergize with each other well

languid salmon
#

the maries will likely win as more people play marines

arctic talon
#

so

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generally people don't really make up results for this

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bcs the last time they did it, it was pretty even

plush mason
arctic talon
plush mason
#

flying warrior primes are a thing now?

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pain

#

also

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awesome

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

TLDR the individual units would do great with the units they’re supposed to synergizewith

#

However the box is all new models

#

So you can’t actually make use of a chunk of these synergies

plush mason
#

ahhh

arctic talon
#

While the marines also have this issue

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The nids have it much worse

plush mason
#

i see

arctic talon
#

Since they have 2 monsters + the tyranid prime

#

On the other hand the marine box does lack anti armor so

languid salmon
#

bright side the Tyranids seems to have more stuff in the controling the objective game

arctic talon
#

The psi tyrant and the screamer killer get to have fun

arctic talon
#

Both sides are well balanced imo

#

But marines eek it out a little

#

Mostly since the terminator captain has terminators to be with

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While the winged hive tyrant is twiddling his thumbs

plush mason
#

so the new box is fairly evenly balanced. those should be some fun matches then

languid salmon
#

the guants can respawn with a comand point though

arctic talon
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

The neurogaunts can stick with the neuro tyrant

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The termagaunts are

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Just gona be vibing

languid salmon
#

the nerogaunts look so useless they are incredibly cheap

arctic talon
#

Odds are they’re gona be Uber cheap

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Seeing as their role seems to be to literally be ablative wounds

languid salmon
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and slightly more synapse range

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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I’m 99% sure they’re gona be cheap as shit lol

#

Like cheaper them hormagaunts

languid salmon
#

they need to be as cheap as termaguants or less otherwise they just are not worth it

arctic talon
#

They need to be cheaper imo

#

They’re worse hormagaunts

#

I do love how weird and fucked up they look tho

plush mason
# languid salmon and slightly more synapse range

your name reminded me. i rewatched the videos Alfabusa made about Kyrptman and the nids and i got to ask, did the swarm lord really leave the the ultramarine's chapter master looking like Monty Python's dark knight?

storm jungle
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Its less that and more uh

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Calgar got emergency evac'd

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his entire terminator 1st company sacrificed themselves for it

arctic talon
#

Which is stupid

languid salmon
#

the honor guard force the swarm lord away through force feeding themselves sacrificing themselves to buy time

plush mason
storm jungle
#

I think the wording was more "heavily injured"

plush mason
#

ah

arctic talon
#

Tbf we know he’s missing his arms

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His legs are more of a ????

languid salmon
plush mason
#

so ether the swarm lord cut his arms off or left them so badly damaged they had to b replaced

storm jungle
#

Under the direction of the nefarious Swarmlord, the swarm was able to adapt to defeat Calgar's tactics as quickly as the Chapter Master developed them. Then suddenly, the Swarmlord bellowed a challenge to the human commander. Leading a bodyguard of Tyrant Guard and Tyranid Warriors, the monstrous Hive Tyrant plunged into the fray.

Seeing their Chapter Master beset, the Ultramarines hastened to their lord's aid, but soon found themselves assailed from an unexpected quarter. Not all of the Hormagaunts on their left flank were lifeless corpses, for some of the creatures had been lying dormant amongst the corpses of their kin, their ravenous instincts suppressed by the Swarmlord's will. As the Swarmlord charged the Master of Macragge, the Hormagaunts were released from their slumber to fall upon the Ultramarines with fury. Though their number was not great enough to do more than delay the Ultramarines, that delay could prove costly. Calgar was laid low, his body rent and torn. Fortunately, his Honour Guard fought before their wounded Chapter Master, their Axes of Ultramar driving the Swarmlord back from the body of their fallen lord.

Too late, the Thunderhawk gunships arrived from the orbiting Battle Barge Octavius, their first pass blasting the swarm back from the ridge to allow three of their number to land amongst the packed bodies of the dead and retrieve survivors. The Honour Guard was only able to get Calgar to safety due to the valiant sacrifice of Brother Aloysius, Commander of the Guard, who held his ground alone against the Swarmlord and his Tyrant Guard. Yet, as Aloysius fell, the Thunderhawks were able to lift off, carrying the few dozen survivors to safety. Because of the Ultramarines' noble sacrifice, Marneus Calgar would live to fight again, but the army of Utramar was no more. The polar fortresses were now on their own.

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"His body rent and torn"

languid salmon
#

funnily enough originally Calgar lost his arms fighting a different hivefleet

plush mason
#

that passage also makes it really hard to guess how long Calgar stood his own

storm jungle
#

its straight from the codex too

plush mason
#

it almost seems like he got folded in seconds

storm jungle
#

Its okay he beat its ass afterwards because Spess Mareens

plush mason
#

ye

languid salmon
#

damn plot armor

plush mason
#

^

arctic talon
#

Swarm lord gets screwed eternally since he can come back from the dead

plush mason
#

makes him a perfect puching bag/messuring stick for the new named space marine character number 1 million something lol

arctic talon
#

He also gets to wipe out random space marine chapter made up for a book

#

And random space marine chapter that’s mentioned only in the nid codex

storm jungle
#

the "destroyer of civilizations" btw

languid salmon
#

that said the swarmlord always out tactics its foes before it inevitably gets hunted down and killed

storm jungle
#

Im glad it literally never employs any of its abilities

#

and just becomes a Diet Hive Tyrant

arctic talon
#

Planets sure

arctic talon
#

But anything else 💀

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Oh

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My brain is smooth

languid salmon
#

to be fair when was the last time a hive tyrant did anything of note

rose thorn
plush mason
rose thorn
#

on the subject of nids

#

whats yoru favorite nid fleet

#

i havent picked mine yet

languid salmon
#

leviathan

arctic talon
#

If that counts

#

It also beat ghazs ass

storm jungle
#

also like INCREDIBLY smart

#

its boneswords are also made from a material not indigenous to the milky way

rose thorn
#

also teh swarm lord is technically a sentient creature

storm jungle
#

which can tear through forcefields and shit

arctic talon
languid salmon
#

oh yeah. I remeber I gave that book to my friend becayse he play orks thinking it would go well with mine only to fined out the orks lose after I gave it to him

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

OWNED

arctic talon
#

But yeah the orks got fucked lol

#

The imperium also got tucked

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Nid W

#

Swarm lord sweep

plush mason
#

Kyrptman sitting there like "OH NO"

arctic talon
#

Lol

rose thorn
#

i forgot wasnt there hivefleet that is playing BTD with some fucking planets

#

for no reason

arctic talon
#

My favorite part of warzone octarius is when the swarm lord ambushed the black Templar crusade and ate the marshal

rose thorn
#

they ahve some weird tower made of flesh

languid salmon
arctic talon
#

And then it did the same thing to the orks

arctic talon
languid salmon
arctic talon
#

It also ate their brains

storm jungle
#

My favorite tyranid action has to be when Kraken invaded Craftworld Iyanden

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and they awoken the Avatar of Khaine

#

it invites the hive tyrant to a 1v1

#

and the Tyrant is like

#

"Lmao fuck no, kill this loser"

#

and it just dumps carnifexes on him

arctic talon
#

Lmfao

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Strategy 100

languid salmon
#

aparently they retconed it so that hive tyrant was the swarm lord

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats like a swarmlord tier move

rose thorn
#

nids eating a magma creature

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Yeah its more that they tear it apart since its just molten rocks

#

but you get the idea

rose thorn
#

lmao thats great

languid salmon
#

the avatare of khaine did manage to take a couple carnefexs out with it

storm jungle
#

Yeee

arctic talon
#

I mean I would hope so

storm jungle
#

like Kraken was going ham on Iyanden, they barely won the battle

#

2/3 of the craftworld was dead

arctic talon
#

The 3000 carnifex’s of kraken

storm jungle
#

Eldrad tried to warn them too

#

but they didnt listen

#

calling him stupid

#

💀

arctic talon
#

Is this that time the Dark eldar helped iyanden

storm jungle
#

Nah

arctic talon
#

Bcs they liked them suffering

storm jungle
#

its Yriel coming in clutch

#

thats another incident

arctic talon
#

Ah

storm jungle
#

honestly tho thats sad as shit

#

"We helped you because you guys are pathetic"

languid salmon
#

the only reason they won was the rest of the fleet got beaten fighting the ultramarines

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Yeah alas

arctic talon
#

I mean yeah

storm jungle
#

nobody literally listens to him

#

the Gathering Storm incident is the best one

arctic talon
#

He’s also kind of got a reputation

#

For being an asshole

storm jungle
#

"Would you have us defeat Slaanesh once and for all or just try to kill us because we are xenos?"

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

AA

languid salmon
#

he is the reason Ghazkhul exists

arctic talon
#

The death jester thought it was hilarious

storm jungle
#

Also the reason Armageddon got invaded

arctic talon
#

That the marine said no

#

So just led his head get cut off

storm jungle
#

he did a Warzone maneveur

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Imrik?

#

nah

#

Eldrad is literally Elrond

arctic talon
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

its just that uh

#

his actions are bad but for good reasons

arctic talon
#

Also Eldrad also has sort of a bad reputation bcs the first thing he ever did

#

Ended up in a horrible defeat

storm jungle
#

yep

plush mason
#

oof

storm jungle
#

hes atm an exile too

arctic talon
#

Except it ended up saving a craftworld

#

Down the line

storm jungle
#

Yeee

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

true 💀

arctic talon
#

Of every craftworlds farseer council

storm jungle
#

to be fair

arctic talon
#

Tfw you want to check on grandpas tomb but you find 25 clowns and a guy in black robes stealing shit

storm jungle
#

if it means defeating super hedonite satan

#

id do it again

plush mason
#

same

arctic talon
#

Oh it was absolutely justified lol

storm jungle
#

SHAME DEATHWATCH

#

KINDA FUCKED IT

arctic talon
#

Understatement

#

Of the century

storm jungle
#

also like

#

the worst part is

#

I was around doing that time

arctic talon
#

They led to the great rift

storm jungle
#

Warhammer Community was hyping it up

arctic talon
#

Being opened

storm jungle
#

with like prophecy texts and shit

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

then you read it

#

and its just memes

languid salmon
#

sounds great

plush mason
#

space marines exist in part to ruin cool lore development

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

We wouldn’t have gotten the ynnari

languid salmon
#

so we need the nids to win the global event for the good of 40k

arctic talon
#

It’ll be funny

#

Also I wana see what happens

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

kek

#

also yeah Nids need to win this

#

if they dont im gonna fucking kill someone

languid salmon
#

wasn't there books just terrible

storm jungle
#

Yes

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

all 2 of them

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3rd one got cancelled

plush mason
#

LOL

storm jungle
#

Poor sales iirc

#

not even critique

#

since BL doesnt do that lmao

arctic talon
#

Upside

#

They are getting rewritten

languid salmon
arctic talon
#

Downside

#

We don’t know when

earnest snow
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

understatement of the year

#

again

storm jungle
#

also yeah like

#

Ynnari havent gotten lore since that book series went to shit

earnest snow
#

Tyranids losing again right at the last moment of hope?

storm jungle
#

and them getting Jojo'd by Shalaxi

earnest snow
#

Sorry I didn't read devastation of baal

storm jungle
#

WOW

#

its like you are psychic!

#

amazing guess!

#

YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT

earnest snow
#

I never erad it so

#

yuh

#

also not fixing that

storm jungle
#

you never Eldrad it

arctic talon
#

Badumtssssss

storm jungle
#

but yeah the book is good but the victory was very clear

earnest snow
#

Gotta love when a galaxy-wide disaster saves you then a tax man comes to your door step to replenish your numbers like nothing happened

plush mason
arctic talon
#

But ngl I wana see a total nid victory

storm jungle
#

Same

#

Octarius was that

#

but like

arctic talon
#

Fate of Konor was only a partial death guard victory

storm jungle
#

literally nobody remembers it

earnest snow
#

I was enjoying that book until the fucking blood angels got insta-replenished

#

like god damn

arctic talon
#

Which was the last event they did

earnest snow
#

Ik you like primaris gw but hold the fuck up

#

a minute

arctic talon
storm jungle
earnest snow
#

let em like dwell on the suffering

arctic talon
#

And no one bought it but nid and ork players

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

rip

earnest snow
#

Tyranids need to win otherwise I'm going to blame this on fat shark

arctic talon
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

Lmao

arctic talon
#

Do not the shark

storm jungle
#

average r/darktide moment

languid salmon
arctic talon
#

So it’s pretty much a victory

#

No one gives a shit about the agri worlds

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Marine players can cope

#

But the Dg blew up a forge world and a mining world

#

Seems like a W to me

rose thorn
#

Wait- if there’s gonna be a book released based off the planet that the players are deciding

arctic talon
#

It’s just 1 planet this time

#

And it’s only with the leviathan box

languid salmon
#

except they were supposed to spread disease using a maiden world but they blew it up before anything could happen with it

arctic talon
#

Instead of csm+ death guard vs marines + guard

#

I consider the forge world blowing up a W

#

Mostly since

languid salmon
#

and xenos messing around

arctic talon
#

It makes most of the smurfs stuff

storm jungle
#

it makes the battles and their outcomes surprisingly realistic at times

languid salmon
#

overall it was an imperial victory (a close one but a win none the less).

arctic talon
#

Anyways let the nids win

#

It’s just 1 planet

storm jungle
#

Really hope they do

arctic talon
#

If marines win I’ll just be sad

storm jungle
#

because 10th edition is suppose to be their time ot shine (before they get dumped into White Dwarf)

arctic talon
#

Lmfao

storm jungle
#

if they start off with a loss im gonna be mad

arctic talon
#

Anyways 50 cents says

#

The nids are gona partially eat stygies

#

Mostly since it’s right in the way of the nids

plush mason
#

because i love both factions

arctic talon
#

It’s funny when admech loses

languid salmon
#

now consider if we can get a bunch of people to play the box set and purposelsy play the marines as badly as possible to the nids get the win

arctic talon
#

I say as someone

#

With 3k points of admech

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Of the game he’s playing

languid salmon
#

truely the hero we need

plush mason
#

^

arctic talon
#

Big meal

storm jungle
#

god the emoji eyes

vale shuttle
#

anything with anti-vehicle will be vicious against knights

languid salmon
#

nice, I'm stealing that

arctic talon
#

Anyways I’m coping for a nid win

plush mason
arctic talon
#

It’s a super mutated chaos knight

#

Where the pilot has become a sorcerer

plush mason
#

impressive

#

so now the norn queens have emissaries?

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

And they eat custodes for breakfast

plush mason
#

good

#

what do they look like?

#

ah its in the coming kit not the current one

earnest snow
#

Guys what if the darktide is the tyranids coming to kill all of our characterse :D!?

#

ofc they use nurgle as a disguise

#

them genestealers

plush mason
#

the darktide is confirmed to be a catch all name for the foes in the fringe war which are confirmed so far to be heretics and orks

earnest snow
#

Is it? Well then maybe we will get rekt by orks instead of chaos

plush mason
#

the genestealers may also be part of that catch all tho

#

there is an ogryn line that says they fought GSC

earnest snow
#

Musta been terrifying

#

Them pink bois be whacky

rose thorn
#

A genestealer in a claustrophobic space

plush mason
rose thorn
#

Or like, guerrilla warfare tactics

languid salmon
plush mason
languid salmon
#

They still end up with that coloration

plush mason
#

yeah

languid salmon
#

It would be fun for special effects on a mission to be just a random mob of orks that attacks both sides that you have to deal with though. Same with genestealer cults

crisp heath
#

What exactly are the benefits for pledging to Chaos Undivided versus a single chaos god

arctic talon
#

instead of a lot of something

plush mason
#

^

arctic talon
#

also sometimes you get a bit of something from a really strong daemon

plush mason
#

its the "jake of all trades" option

arctic talon
#

instead of from an actual chaos god

plush mason
#

is that daemon that rules of the forge of souls part of undivided or has he got his own faction?

storm jungle
#

Vashtorr?

plush mason
#

yeah

storm jungle
#

Its weird

#

technically undivided but he also has his own aspects

#

and Vashtorr has been AROUND

#

like we are talking when Necrons got bio-furnaced all the way to the Dark Age of Tech

#

all of that shit empowered him

queen laurel
plush mason
#

yeah he is a daemon of science and technology so he has got to be hella powerful

storm jungle
#

Yeeee

storm jungle
#

tzeentch is about change as a concept

#

Tech doesnt super go into that

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yeah idk chief

#

hes dumb

queen laurel
#

I think that's the most basic of f****** concept that i can get

storm jungle
#

All fax no printer 👉

plush mason
queen laurel
#

I think it's the knowledge that you obtained using the tech

#

After all he is the chaos god of knowledge and change

plush mason
queen laurel
#

Eh tzeentch is more confusing than Blightown

plush mason
#

ofc

crisp heath
#

Iirc Vashtorr is more about creativity. He's fueled by the energy of making something new, he's as much artistic expression as he is tech, but making a Greater Daemon of Crayons is less cool

queen laurel
#

I think there's really no point trying to f****** understand him because i'm pretty sure he doesn't even understand him self

storm jungle
#

He does tho is the thing

#

The domains of the chaos gods are so broad and vague that they're almost meaningless. You could twist almost any chaos character to follow any god with very little effort.

crisp heath
#

If you want to use the fantasy materials as valid to Tzeentch, it's better to think of him as a Christian style big G "God". He's unknowable, but knows himself. He's a lot more "hypercosmic" than the other Chaos Gods, and that's what made him originally the most powerful.

plush mason
crisp heath
#

The Tzeentch that exists now is basically the nerfed version of big G

storm jungle
#

Fundamentally, Tzeentch represents a very different kind of discovery. It's not just the element of secrecy (arcane lore, intrigues, etc.) - it's the fact that he's about sorcery, which is usually positioned as the opposite of technology.

In a fantastical setting, there's some overlap between science and magic because they both involve discoveries and they both lead to change. But this is a bit like saying that Khorne and Slaanesh should be the same god because killing as many people as possible is a form of excess.

#

but either way like i said about its meaningless at the end of the day

plush mason
#

yeah

crisp heath
#

That's from his product listing on the site

storm jungle
#

I wouldnt really trust that

#

its just a site thing

#

the arks books get a lot more into it