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also i think one of the sculptors is jerking it to ripley in the power loader while we're talking.
60 bucks?
They didn’t even have stat blocks first
wait you can use them on the tabletop??
Think more
it's... it's more than 60 bucks!?
I mean if ripley can beat up a xenomorph queen in a loader, maybe this thing could kill a whole greater daemon
I want a whole army of them for the meme
can't even imagine the level of banter having three of those on the table would cause.
I’d prolly be impressed lol
They’re funny
the van sarr pattern vibe!

what is that?!
its a shock-stick
like a giant fuck off cattle prod?
it takes a lot of satisfy an escher.
Yes lmao
ahhh nice
NOOOO
took me like 15 minutes to find this old ass meme
I love how they put it on the penitent engine too
I can bet you some unhinged parents out there used that though
Yall betta stay outta alabamer before ya kids done get crucified on the anti-masturbation cross
it's not even a meme, that's what it acutally is....
💀

Feel like you'd get branded as a cultist of slaneesh of you got caught wanking it
'Jaeiydyn, you must find absolution on the battlefield, charge those Carpetbagger Northerner's lines'
I join these convos at the weirdest times sometimes
Good evening, is the theory that Cypher is Omegon possible?
yeah, most stupid things are possible in 40k, thanks to the writers not caring if they make sense
Feel like it'd be rough to accurately collaberate across mutliple writers though.
Especially based on the apparent talent differences too
I wish I liked twisted metal car combat more, speed freeks seemed like it could be fun, but I'm just not big into that genre
oh I fuck with Mario Kart like games, that'd be hilarious with Orks
huffing the khornepium rn
wondering if khorne daemons literally do anything for fun except fighting
I bet they like naps
They are also into thronebuilding.
The Skull Throne wouldn't build itself.
Honestly could be anything given they have their own personalities. Its just most of their time is dedicated to beating the ass hairs outta each other
Guys so daemons are shards of their respective gods, greater daemons being the biggest shards. Why don’t the chaos gods just double down and like make a planet sized greater daemon
Well it's more complicated than that
I trust you know your stuff cacti
Most Daemon are still somewhat independent, so if you empower one too much it will lead to it being able to go against it's master
Like Skarbrand with Khorne
Ah shit
So giving it even more might lead to it being able to try to ascend to godhood to his own right
Then how about empowering a mortal who’s soul belongs to a chaos god to be like a daemon prince+ cus if they try anything they’ll rip their soul into pieces
True true
What about the giant ass chaos spawn Nurgle made that’s eating shit at a plague planet? Isn’t it the size of a mountain by now? Imagine deploying that bad boy against some titans
Also also the bigger and stronger the daemon the more difficult to keep it in realspace
Most probably the nurgle dune worm and shit like that work as long as they stay near/on their daemon worlds
Wait... That's just a normal daemon prince
No no, daemon prince. But stronger
And bigger
So... Belakor?
Yeah a belakor for every Chaos god
Ok now you are just speaking of daemon primarchs
Well I guess every chaos god has a daemon prince+ if you count the daemon primearchs
What I truly don't understand is why we only see Slaneesh trying to avatar himself into real space when the others could probably do so too
I guess I just wanna see a big ass daemon tear some planets up
Wait what how they doing that
Dunno, but I remember Bile speaking to slaneesh itself and going "you don't exist lol" and so he wasn't affected
Can't remember the specifics of the mortal form for slaneesh through
Slannesh is trying to get an avatar that can move in the physical world?
What is the damn thing trying to accomplish
Oh no wait, Fabius meets like an Astral projection of slaneesh, just red up the excerpt
Khorne did that once in fantasy iirc
I thought it was gonna be Nurgle trying that first.
Since nurglings and great unclean ones are copy and pastes of himself in different sizes.
He just needed to copy and paste one big enough for himself
Also just checked, he doesn't have one yet but apparently there 's been 2 cases already of people chosen to become an avatar of slaneesh
They aren't really interested in living in real space
AoS or 40k
I can see why khorne wouldn't even bother with such an idea, he basically has infinite food hacks on in the universe he's in
40k, both times they fail through
Also cause one fo the people "Chosen" was fucking Mephiston
Eh, they most likely have more than 1 universe they are active in
Probably yeah
I can see why Nurgle wouldn’t want to go to real space. Since in his realm he has a mansion, he’s having a blast brewing plagues, he goes for walks and squishes plague toads whenever he wants, has a hot elf gf who he gives plagues to.
I really hate it when people call her his "gf"
Now tzeentch, that guy would definitely try to go to real space because he might do some trolling
Who the fuck knows it's tzeentch
They do so by their Daemons
But going into real space is uber dangerous
Like Slaanesh in AoS
Btw I'm loving the ascension riser start with all the different pdf, corpses and post battle area's
Slaanesh stops one of Bile's hearts in that scene 
He may deny Slaanesh and chaos but he's completely under their thumb and honours Slaanesh in almost everything he does
do astartes ever take off the armor
Yeah
cuz the (im guessing from space marine) cutscene showcasing donning the armor implies that it is an extensive, one time process
They get chapters serfs or servitors to assist. It takes a long time
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They'll take it off for repairs too. Or just take partial sections off
They can't take off the implanted black carapace that's underneath
that's the false muscle right
It's more like a second skin that's also all techy
It allows better interface with their armor
how strong is an astartes without the armor?
They can punch through several inch thick steel without armor
as far as i'm aware although they're not quite ogryn strong aren't they still beyond superhuman
Some are stronger than that if the author wants a super cool guy
and that's the geneseed's doing right
That and mass amounts of steroids pumped into them
Just imagine the stupidest power fantasy you can and that's a space marine
Now make a think tank for stupid power fantasies and they'll come up with a primarch
If it weren't for sales I'd wager we'd have some sort of unarmored marines set up for stealth
isn't that basically phobos
No because Phobos is still big power armour
but yeah it'd be cool to see astartes with like, super stripped down armor
Tbf power armor is surprisingly sneaky anyway
isn't the power armor like one of the greatest creations in warhammer
Not really
also tangentially related but can cawl make existing marines into primaris? or are only new marines capable
Yes, it's a process called the Rubicon Primaris
so like, Kayvaan and Dante and all then are primaris now?
Yep
Organs are grown and harvested separately iirc
thanks lexicanum
Basically every new character model post Dark Imperium
It's a bug, happens to me too
It was the first primaris box set I think
So Calgar, Dante, Kor Sarro, that Iron Father guy, Shryke, Mephiston etc.
Áll primaris
More or less everyone now is a primaris
Except for Gabriel.
He hates Primaris.
Has Cato crossed the Rubicon yet?
I don't think that's gonna make a difference!
Model hasn't of course but can't recall if it has happened in lore yet
I think Cato has been in some recent art where it looked like he's primaris. But nothing confirmed either way iirc
He's fine with them now
He's commander of the Victrix guard, so probably primaris aye
Your lexicanum is broke
go to the bottom of the page
there should be something to click their to return it to normal
i mean, not fair from the guy that's already a head taller than his brethern
so any lore on how funerals are handled abord void ships?
do they have built in ossuaries for the officers or are they shot out into space space navy style?
may depend on the fleet/ship, considering there's whole ass cultures around void-born crews
true
Dump them in the furnace
Dump them in the fancy furnace
lol
Nah, Corpse Starch production
Im sad now
And then he was given half the imperium to watch over
Basically
If its someone important, preserve the body and bring them back to their planet for burial/memorialification
if its not someone important burn em and dump em
Damn, blud has lot to do

Corpse starch is made from fungi that grow in corpses right?
Idk why I keep forgetting
Depends
Sometimes its literal ground up dead bodies
other times its starch grown from dead bodies
If it’s shit grown from bodies thats unironically pretty smart, there’s a fungi that grow from bugs that people eat a lot
Anyway hello Bonjour
Thoughts on that new event thing?
With The Who ever wins gets their own reveals
I think its a cool idea
maggot farms might also be a thing bodies are used for
Oh yeah wasn’t there some war tactic that has to do with battling in super heavy storms and shit?
Now if only that wasn't limited by having to own a Leviathan box
Also I would like to know how people have to send battle reports
as that could mean anyone could just fake a battle for it to count to their own popularity score
They did this before
ye
it didn’t end well
well
it ended well once
it ended poorely twice
the one time it ended well was for one of the 8e warzones
the times it ended badly were the old as shit 13th black crusade
that got banished to the retconian
and Endtimes
So are whiteshields their own detachment or are some whiteshields thrown in with professional guard regiments? Debating for tabletop how I want to portray this and wanted to stay as lore accurate as possible
whiteshields are your pdf-equivalent for a regiment
conscripts, people to young/untrained to serve with the regiment
consider them like the scout marines of the guard
whiteshields from cadia fight alongside actual regiments
but it depends planet to planet
the reason why Cadian whiteshields do this is bcs they're children -> teens
Wasn't it Storm of Chaos
Aka end times before end times
Which just ended with orcs bodyslamming everyone
i remember it ending with chaos winning and GW retconning it by having Grimgor come, bash Archaon and fuck off without killing him?
Way I read it was Orcs winning the actual thing then it getting retconned to Chaos
So if I intermixed say a shock trooper squad with a couple whiteshields with the hats it wouldn’t be too jarring?
From a lore perspective no
they'd be learning from their elders
just read it up, basically chaos got balled by the ordertide costantly, then gw forced chaos to advance and then the players just went "yeah let's let the orks win"
and that's how Grimgor appears, stomps everyone, claims he's the best and leaves
It'd be kinda like this
How single minded are daemons and champions of certain chaos gods, are there khorne-aligned who enjoy hedonistic pleasure or Nurgle-aligned who enjoy complex plans like tzeentch?
Entirely depends on the daemon and champion
some are cunning some are stupid
Its pretty much only Khorne ones universally who are crayon eaters tho so 
The only pleasure that Khorne daemons/champions get is from letting the blood flow.
from what I understand Tzeentch and Nurglites are open to other stuff to pass the time, but Khornates think doing literally anything except killing is a waste of time
Oh okay
the diciples of other gods still got like uh
semi-high brain function
so they can do other stuff when not at war
Khârn's not stupid.
Only the followers of Tzeentch do stuff that can be considered normal.
As in, not make you vomit.
I wouldnt really say casting spells and reading books that can turn you into chaos spawn "normal."
Well, compare that to the activities of other cultists.
I mean its the same thing
I think Slaaneshi goons are probably the most perceivable for us ngl
that too lol
Khorne is the most basic one
the other 3 gods' diciplines got more chill-time options
Khorne is either war or practice
"Uhhh, they do gladiator fights yes thats good"
That sounds better
kek
At least they're disciplined.
Hardly
Only example I can think of is The Blood Pact worlds and that Valkia had kids and a family while serving chaos before ascending to khorne Daemonhood
they are literally mutated blood puking horribly malformed hordes of psychopaths
Khorne's main thing is devolving into a bunch of reckless savages
the moment the world eaters get into a battle all sense of cohesion usually goes out the window
Think of Khorne followers as a big horde of rhinos
Some recognize other rhinos, the majority don't, and just run at the weird shapes they see in hopes of killing them
"Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows."
And it's a thing that khorne worship tends to forcibly turn you into a blood crazed madman
That cover art has no business being that sick
Nails in their fucking brains.
I just wish they wouldn't use that guy for guard lel
my favourites
same
But he's perfect for chaos
Nah Lewis Jones is great for guard too
How does that even work?
he makes Imperials look like monsters
It's more personal taste
Its a mutation
enough angry
you are thinking too deep into this
I like starship troopers esque propaganda for my guard
Khorne doesn't mutate his followers. At least, not to the extent that others do.
Doesn't matter
Being near warpy bullshit will do that regardless
It has a tendency to distort and fuck with reality
Every chaos god mutates their followers too.
The fact that Khorne doesn't do "gifts" the same way as other gods is irrelevant
looks pretty mutated
Or the eightbound
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT EM
Ayo gimme some of that gym juice fr
They look more like daemons.
The warp tends to do that
its 8 daemons inside of a marine
of course they're gona look more daemony
So it's a Gal Vorbak on steroids?
Imo it's worse Gal Vorbak
Gal Vorbak actually work with their daemon
an Eightbound is more like a free for all for the controls
AoS has these things called Khorgoraths, they're pretty massively mutated khorne dudes
I swear GW just has a massive set of 3-5 letter words they just roll the dice on for names
World Eater writers be like
"My name is Kalgorus Gorefuck"
It barely resembles a human.
ye but it used to
birb
"It looks like a bird, its stupid, its not chaos"
also we shifted topic like 6 times now on you dodging lore information

Why does Tzeentch have a thing for birds, anyway?
there's also that khorne bloodbowl dude with massive gains
Birds traditionally represent knowledge
Because birds IRL repreesnt things like the future and prophecy
^
Chaos is good
in various cultures
also same reason Magnus has one eye
because someone at GW read Odin's lore for 1 minute
and was like "yeah ill steal that"
or rather made magnus a cyclops back when and then adapted it to fit the odin thing
You can guess what the drones are called
Magnus gave his eye as a down payment to stop the flesh change tbf
not really for knowledge
Grimnyr is a brilliant mini though
either way its a ripoff
I think it's straight up just Hugin and Munin lol
Oh yeah lmao
They're called CORV's
OH YEAH HE ALSO HAS A BIRD CREST
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Corv
KILL ME
Corvid
STOP THIS
hey that's awesome if you ask me 
I've certainly seen worse
Interceptor
instead of Broker
Cthonian Beserks

I KNOW
Beserks
Berserks is
I would like to Beserk
You beserk my name
They could have just called them berserkers
That's a kick right in the beserks
Im about to go beserk being reminded of this "lore"
i think its because of Khorne Berserkers
everyone I hear just calls them berserkers
so they cant share the same thing
They've had
Best part
How about
so its fine imo
Berzerkers.
Btw have you guys seen the Sternguard kit
No I mean they had no issues calling them berzerkers but called the other guys beserks
Yeah idfk
The new one
GW is weird
Its deffo tabletop related
yeah what about the new one
but like
the weird ass combi plasma it has?
Apparently they got mega gutted lmao
They're literally broken as shit
anyone who says they aren't has actual brain damage
We'll see a new
Devestating wounds is literally free mortals
uh
on a 6
Rearguard Veterans model
With the rest of the options
sternguard vets
are prolly getting another kit
bcs the one in leviathan is monobuild
and as we all know
marines have to get multiple releases a year
or else their fans will die of a heart attack
"NOOOO WHERE'S MY 3RD MONOWEAPON SQUAD"
lol
but seriously
the sternguard bolter is absurd
Assault, devestating wounds, rapid fire and fucking heavy
that shit does everything
I just want to point out how funny like
The SM roster is to me
Like in lore you'll see mixed squads
the hellblaster goes in the hellblaster slot
But then you can exclusively run squads with one weapon more or less 

Meanwhile Black Templars
that data sheet
is totally gona get consolidated lol
So true
why
Just need to buy the best Primaris kit tbh
its late and i need to kill someone
lol
god the black templar hair cuts
I can talk about by new Fortress Monastery designs
are so silly
Or my chapter master's new design
go for it
I decided to go more for the knightly style I wanted instead of more traditional BA stuff
So I'm somewhat basing the bossman off the aforementioned Sword brethren since I like the whole Gorget thing they have going on
Main thing staying the same is his helmet
neat
As for the fortress monastery
It's going to be a massive overgrown star fort
On a mountain top
The intent is to make it like, a 40k hanging gardens
thats cool as hell
I have the main citadel area planned
Which will be more controlled with two big garden towers topped off with orbital guns
And a big castle-esque part that's the main operational hub for them
There's going to be more layers and wayforts etc. around the mountain but those are mostly a precaution and for recreation for the garrison
thats neat
I'm going to try sketching it this week, but am quite tied up
I'll have to plan out some suitably imperial designs and stuff to make it look the part too
I wonder at what point is a death world consider a death world
What’s the mortality rate required
There is not mortality rate required, if it's so bad it's borderline uninhabitable, it's a death world
Like on Catachan
The population has to burn vegetation around settlements regularly
Hi! im sorry if this isnt the right place to ask this question but I felt like it fit in here the best. I am a cosplayer and i'm currently making a zealot cosplay. I am trying to figure out what the text is saying on the left arm but its really hard to read 🥲 anybody who could help me figure this out? or alternativly know what text a zealot would write since i need to write both in a book and the enire right side aswell :>
i just noticed that this clown on the right chained his lightning claws, which are attached to his arms, to his arms. who decided to add pure stupidium to the templars.
if you can find a pdf/copy of The Imperial Infantryman's Handbook there's a whole section just dedicated to litanies and prayers to the emperor
those should fit
They’ve always had that
Any actual black Templar model has had the chained melee weapons
Except most people just use generalist minis
but lightning claws. which have to be attached to their power armor.
to clubber the enemy with the detached power fist/claw in case it gets cut off
With knives
we can CLEARLY see they're connected to the armor, dude, don't try to cover for GW's terrible ideas with other terrible GW ideas.
Some of them literally aren’t
Those ones are
Which is stupid but some of them aren’t
you're giving me some real black templar vibes RN...
It’s just a design thing that every black Templar mini has had since 3e
I don’t play marines

And don’t call me a black Templar player because we all know what that stereotype is
The chains could just as easily be heraldic
also yeah, that, black templars chained weapons are more symbolical than practical
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GW has done this in the past
its nothing new
Odds are marines are gona win
Mostly bcs their half of the Levi box is better
From an actual gameplay stance
yea iirc the result was a commemorative primaris lt
from the last time they did this in 8th I think it was
This is a dif one
The nid side has way better units overall
but they don't really synergize with each other well
the maries will likely win as more people play marines
It has to be played with the levi box
so

generally people don't really make up results for this
bcs the last time they did it, it was pretty even
idk why but that seems kinda counter-intuitive for the nids
the big thing is the winged tyranid prime doesn’t have any tyranid warriors to be with
Yeah
TLDR the individual units would do great with the units they’re supposed to synergizewith
However the box is all new models
So you can’t actually make use of a chunk of these synergies
ahhh
i see
Since they have 2 monsters + the tyranid prime
On the other hand the marine box does lack anti armor so
bright side the Tyranids seems to have more stuff in the controling the objective game
The psi tyrant and the screamer killer get to have fun
Yeah that also
Both sides are well balanced imo
But marines eek it out a little
Mostly since the terminator captain has terminators to be with
While the winged hive tyrant is twiddling his thumbs
so the new box is fairly evenly balanced. those should be some fun matches then
the guants can respawn with a comand point though
Yeah
Def
The neurogaunts can stick with the neuro tyrant
The termagaunts are
Just gona be vibing
the nerogaunts look so useless they are incredibly cheap
Odds are they’re gona be Uber cheap
Seeing as their role seems to be to literally be ablative wounds
and slightly more synapse range
Yeah
I’m 99% sure they’re gona be cheap as shit lol
Like cheaper them hormagaunts
they need to be as cheap as termaguants or less otherwise they just are not worth it
They need to be cheaper imo
They’re worse hormagaunts
I do love how weird and fucked up they look tho
your name reminded me. i rewatched the videos Alfabusa made about Kyrptman and the nids and i got to ask, did the swarm lord really leave the the ultramarine's chapter master looking like Monty Python's dark knight?
Its less that and more uh
Calgar got emergency evac'd
his entire terminator 1st company sacrificed themselves for it
Which is stupid
the honor guard force the swarm lord away through force feeding themselves sacrificing themselves to buy time
i just mean the whole "cut off his limbs" bit
I think the wording was more "heavily injured"
ah
he grew them back when he became a primaris marine
so ether the swarm lord cut his arms off or left them so badly damaged they had to b replaced
Under the direction of the nefarious Swarmlord, the swarm was able to adapt to defeat Calgar's tactics as quickly as the Chapter Master developed them. Then suddenly, the Swarmlord bellowed a challenge to the human commander. Leading a bodyguard of Tyrant Guard and Tyranid Warriors, the monstrous Hive Tyrant plunged into the fray.
Seeing their Chapter Master beset, the Ultramarines hastened to their lord's aid, but soon found themselves assailed from an unexpected quarter. Not all of the Hormagaunts on their left flank were lifeless corpses, for some of the creatures had been lying dormant amongst the corpses of their kin, their ravenous instincts suppressed by the Swarmlord's will. As the Swarmlord charged the Master of Macragge, the Hormagaunts were released from their slumber to fall upon the Ultramarines with fury. Though their number was not great enough to do more than delay the Ultramarines, that delay could prove costly. Calgar was laid low, his body rent and torn. Fortunately, his Honour Guard fought before their wounded Chapter Master, their Axes of Ultramar driving the Swarmlord back from the body of their fallen lord.
Too late, the Thunderhawk gunships arrived from the orbiting Battle Barge Octavius, their first pass blasting the swarm back from the ridge to allow three of their number to land amongst the packed bodies of the dead and retrieve survivors. The Honour Guard was only able to get Calgar to safety due to the valiant sacrifice of Brother Aloysius, Commander of the Guard, who held his ground alone against the Swarmlord and his Tyrant Guard. Yet, as Aloysius fell, the Thunderhawks were able to lift off, carrying the few dozen survivors to safety. Because of the Ultramarines' noble sacrifice, Marneus Calgar would live to fight again, but the army of Utramar was no more. The polar fortresses were now on their own.
"His body rent and torn"

funnily enough originally Calgar lost his arms fighting a different hivefleet
yeah not much to go on there
that passage also makes it really hard to guess how long Calgar stood his own
its straight from the codex too
it almost seems like he got folded in seconds
Its okay he beat its ass afterwards because Spess Mareens
ye
damn plot armor
^
makes him a perfect puching bag/messuring stick for the new named space marine character number 1 million something lol
He also gets to wipe out random space marine chapter made up for a book
And random space marine chapter that’s mentioned only in the nid codex
the "destroyer of civilizations" btw
that said the swarmlord always out tactics its foes before it inevitably gets hunted down and killed
Im glad it literally never employs any of its abilities
and just becomes a Diet Hive Tyrant
The nids haven’t destroyed an entire civilization aside from random unnamed xenos
Planets sure
Thats what I mean dingus
But anything else 💀

to be fair when was the last time a hive tyrant did anything of note
cant wait for them to get like 5 submissions
isnt the swarmlord literally just a default non winged hive tyrant with 4 swords?
leviathan
The swarm lord won octarius
If that counts
It also beat ghazs ass
Its basically suppose to be the "apex" tyranid creature
also like INCREDIBLY smart
its boneswords are also made from a material not indigenous to the milky way
also teh swarm lord is technically a sentient creature
which can tear through forcefields and shit
Mfw it chooses to taunt Dante and gets its face melted
oh yeah. I remeber I gave that book to my friend becayse he play orks thinking it would go well with mine only to fined out the orks lose after I gave it to him
Tbf they got a cool army
But yeah the orks got fucked lol
The imperium also got tucked
Nid W
Swarm lord sweep
Kyrptman sitting there like "OH NO"
Lol
i forgot wasnt there hivefleet that is playing BTD with some fucking planets
for no reason
My favorite part of warzone octarius is when the swarm lord ambushed the black Templar crusade and ate the marshal
they ahve some weird tower made of flesh
it thought its invlun would actually do something
And then it did the same thing to the orks
Mfw he rolled snake eyes
Tiamet?
Bursting through a wall and decapitating your opponent tends to be bad for enemy morale
It also ate their brains
My favorite tyranid action has to be when Kraken invaded Craftworld Iyanden
and they awoken the Avatar of Khaine
it invites the hive tyrant to a 1v1
and the Tyrant is like
"Lmao fuck no, kill this loser"
and it just dumps carnifexes on him
Lmfao

Strategy 100
aparently they retconed it so that hive tyrant was the swarm lord
Yeah thats like a swarmlord tier move
nids eating a magma creature
tfw not even a bug will duel you
Yeah its more that they tear it apart since its just molten rocks
but you get the idea
lmao thats great
the avatare of khaine did manage to take a couple carnefexs out with it
Yeee
I mean I would hope so
like Kraken was going ham on Iyanden, they barely won the battle
2/3 of the craftworld was dead
The 3000 carnifex’s of kraken
Is this that time the Dark eldar helped iyanden
Nah
Bcs they liked them suffering
Ah
the only reason they won was the rest of the fleet got beaten fighting the ultramarines
correct me if im wrong but that seems to happen to Eldrad a lot
Yeah alas
I mean yeah
"Would you have us defeat Slaanesh once and for all or just try to kill us because we are xenos?"
Death jester letting himself get killed moment
AA
he is the reason Ghazkhul exists
The death jester thought it was hilarious
Also the reason Armageddon got invaded
He knew his soul was in safe hands
he did a Warzone maneveur

so he is like prince imrik of the high elves ina way. seen as a asshole by his race that are literally famous for being assholes
Yeah
Also Eldrad also has sort of a bad reputation bcs the first thing he ever did
Ended up in a horrible defeat
yep
oof
hes atm an exile too
Yeee
He did steal all the bones
true 💀
Of every craftworlds farseer council
to be fair
Tfw you want to check on grandpas tomb but you find 25 clowns and a guy in black robes stealing shit
same
Oh it was absolutely justified lol
They led to the great rift
Warhammer Community was hyping it up
Being opened
with like prophecy texts and shit

sounds great
space marines exist in part to ruin cool lore development
so we need the nids to win the global event for the good of 40k
You say that like its a bad thing

wasn't there books just terrible
Yes
LOL
can I volunteer?
Well he is a poopie head. But Lyanden shoulda listened

Yeah they paid for it
understatement of the year
again
Tyranids losing again right at the last moment of hope?
and them getting Jojo'd by Shalaxi
Sorry I didn't read devastation of baal
Badumtssssss
but yeah the book is good but the victory was very clear
Gotta love when a galaxy-wide disaster saves you then a tax man comes to your door step to replenish your numbers like nothing happened
talk about a troll face
But ngl I wana see a total nid victory
Fate of Konor was only a partial death guard victory
literally nobody remembers it
I was enjoying that book until the fucking blood angels got insta-replenished
like god damn
Which was the last event they did
Bcs it was a warzone book
Yeah like 90% of the book is actually good
let em like dwell on the suffering
And no one bought it but nid and ork players
Tyranids need to win otherwise I'm going to blame this on fat shark
Lol
Lmao
Do not the shark
average r/darktide moment
didn't they only win 2 planets out of 6
They won Konor itself + the other biggest planet
So it’s pretty much a victory
No one gives a shit about the agri worlds

thats some Tukaid levels of "victory" if so
Marine players can cope
But the Dg blew up a forge world and a mining world
Seems like a W to me
Wait- if there’s gonna be a book released based off the planet that the players are deciding
except they were supposed to spread disease using a maiden world but they blew it up before anything could happen with it
Instead of csm+ death guard vs marines + guard
I consider the forge world blowing up a W
Mostly since
and xenos messing around
It makes most of the smurfs stuff
this is why I like tournament based lore stuff sometimes
it makes the battles and their outcomes surprisingly realistic at times

overall it was an imperial victory (a close one but a win none the less).
Really hope they do
If marines win I’ll just be sad
because 10th edition is suppose to be their time ot shine (before they get dumped into White Dwarf)
Lmfao
if they start off with a loss im gonna be mad
Anyways 50 cents says
The nids are gona partially eat stygies
Mostly since it’s right in the way of the nids
omg that conflicts me so hard
because i love both factions
It’s funny when admech loses
now consider if we can get a bunch of people to play the box set and purposelsy play the marines as badly as possible to the nids get the win
it is yes, but it Stygies the only cool admech faction
My friend is gona submit a nid win no matter what the actual outcome is lul
Of the game he’s playing
truely the hero we need
^
god the emoji eyes
anything with anti-vehicle will be vicious against knights
nice, I'm stealing that
Anyways I’m coping for a nid win
there are psyker knights?
Yes
It’s a super mutated chaos knight
Where the pilot has become a sorcerer
good
what do they look like?
ah its in the coming kit not the current one
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Guys what if the darktide is the tyranids coming to kill all of our characterse :D!?
ofc they use nurgle as a disguise
them genestealers
the darktide is confirmed to be a catch all name for the foes in the fringe war which are confirmed so far to be heretics and orks
Is it? Well then maybe we will get rekt by orks instead of chaos
the genestealers may also be part of that catch all tho
there is an ogryn line that says they fought GSC
Honestly fighting gsc sounds fucking terrifying to me
A genestealer in a claustrophobic space
he calls them "purpley" so i guess that means a leviathan GSC
Or like, guerrilla warfare tactics
Or just the common variant of genestealer that are purple with a black/dark purple carapace
well he talks about the "human" GSC not the pure breeds
They still end up with that coloration
yeah
It would be fun for special effects on a mission to be just a random mob of orks that attacks both sides that you have to deal with though. Same with genestealer cults
What exactly are the benefits for pledging to Chaos Undivided versus a single chaos god
you get a little bit of everything
instead of a lot of something
^
also sometimes you get a bit of something from a really strong daemon
its the "jake of all trades" option
instead of from an actual chaos god
is that daemon that rules of the forge of souls part of undivided or has he got his own faction?
Vashtorr?
yeah
Its weird
technically undivided but he also has his own aspects
and Vashtorr has been AROUND
like we are talking when Necrons got bio-furnaced all the way to the Dark Age of Tech
all of that shit empowered him
Wait doesn't tzeentch also benefit from technology
yeah he is a daemon of science and technology so he has got to be hella powerful
Yeeee
Not exactly
tzeentch is about change as a concept
Tech doesnt super go into that
advancement of technology then
Yeah i think the more things changes the more powerful he gets
I think that's the most basic of f****** concept that i can get
All fax no printer 👉
depends on how transformative said advancement is i guess. i doubt a simple improvement to existing tech would effect him all that much
I think it's the knowledge that you obtained using the tech
After all he is the chaos god of knowledge and change
well as is proven both in 40k and irl, some tech advancements degrade over all knowledge and understanding
Eh tzeentch is more confusing than Blightown
ofc
Iirc Vashtorr is more about creativity. He's fueled by the energy of making something new, he's as much artistic expression as he is tech, but making a Greater Daemon of Crayons is less cool
I think there's really no point trying to f****** understand him because i'm pretty sure he doesn't even understand him self
He does tho is the thing
The domains of the chaos gods are so broad and vague that they're almost meaningless. You could twist almost any chaos character to follow any god with very little effort.
If you want to use the fantasy materials as valid to Tzeentch, it's better to think of him as a Christian style big G "God". He's unknowable, but knows himself. He's a lot more "hypercosmic" than the other Chaos Gods, and that's what made him originally the most powerful.
i dont remember hearing about that. iirc he is a daemon of cold hard logic. like he literally says exactly what he means all the time and uses that to trick daemons into signing contracts they can never get out of
The Tzeentch that exists now is basically the nerfed version of big G
Fundamentally, Tzeentch represents a very different kind of discovery. It's not just the element of secrecy (arcane lore, intrigues, etc.) - it's the fact that he's about sorcery, which is usually positioned as the opposite of technology.
In a fantastical setting, there's some overlap between science and magic because they both involve discoveries and they both lead to change. But this is a bit like saying that Khorne and Slaanesh should be the same god because killing as many people as possible is a form of excess.
but either way like i said about its meaningless at the end of the day
yeah
Vashtorr is the Soul Forge King, a daemonic demigod of unrestrained invention and abominable artifice.
That's from his product listing on the site







