#40k-lore-chat

1 messages · Page 201 of 1

green loom
#

Paragon warsuits?

#

Yeah the

arctic talon
#

No

green loom
#

The mod creator modeled boobs for them

arctic talon
#

The woman to the right

#

Of who I think is vorn

#

But I can’t tell

green loom
#

This is vorn yeah

storm jungle
#

God

#

I hate these

arctic talon
#

I can’t tell shit

#

Lol

storm jungle
#

how to tell not a single woman was on the mod team

green loom
#

I've looked through the mod so I can tell

arctic talon
#

But yeah vorne isn’t even a SoB

#

She’s just a somewhat insane underhiver

#

Well

green loom
arctic talon
#

Ganger as well

storm jungle
#

Ganger?

green loom
#

2B is in one of the factions, and there's a Yor Forger as well

storm jungle
#

bruh shes dressed for WW3

arctic talon
#

She’s hive scum

#

Who liked watching heretics burn

storm jungle
#

Just like me

arctic talon
#

She saved taddeus’s life

#

He gave her a new chance at life(murdering heretics)

storm jungle
#

Ah gotcha

#

i cant wait for her costume to be added to the game tho ngl

#

its already in the files

arctic talon
#

Wait actually

#

Pog

storm jungle
#

just uh unfortunately gotta go bald

arctic talon
#

Her armor is sick as hell

#

Tbh

storm jungle
#

because they kept her head-stabbing head-dress

arctic talon
#

Also funnily enough she talks more then taddeus

#

In the books

#

Taddeus is very insane

keen stratus
#

Wait a minute, if you do your work as hating heretics a lot, woundt you be tecnically worshipping Khorne

#

Like if you hate them WELL i mean

arctic talon
#

Yes

green loom
#

Here's some more(ft fire emblem character for some reason)

arctic talon
#

But don’t worry about it

green loom
keen stratus
storm jungle
#

Yes

#

YOU ARE GETTING IT

arctic talon
#

Yes

storm jungle
green loom
#

Yeah the imperium is literally a glorious last stand stretched out across a stupidly long time

storm jungle
#

what the fuck

#

IS THIS

arctic talon
green loom
#

It's fulgrim

arctic talon
#

Thing

#

What

storm jungle
#

the fucking

#

lifeless anime boy head

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

WHEEZING

arctic talon
#

They did fulgrim dirty

storm jungle
#

omg

#

he has

#

a tiny ass volkite pistol

green loom
#

Wolf you haven't seen the paragon suits

storm jungle
green loom
#

I'm telling you

#

The guy had a perfectly fine paragon model

#

And then he modeled saggy Booba for it

#

it looks awful, and it's very clear why GW didn't do it

arctic talon
#

As much as I like to make fun of GW

#

They know how to make things look cool

green loom
#

Well yeah that's what design teams do thumbsup_ogryn

keen stratus
green loom
#

The 40k community can whine all it wants but the fact is most people suck ass at design

keen stratus
#

DIlara, thanks for your time, sorry if my questions are annoying, i dont know that much about warhammer lore, but i see it interesting, thanks for your time

green loom
#

The Imperium died during the Siege of Terra, every year since then has been bought with the lives of millions
Not to expand or make the empire prosper, but to lash out like a dying animal to hurt it's enemies before it inevitably runs out of juice and dies

#

I wish 40k would explore it's decline more but for now we're stick in an endless loop where we look at the stuff that happened during/directly before the Indomitus crusade

terse flume
#

joker can't stay in prison or you can't have any more batman comic books

#

tale as old as time

plush mason
crisp heath
#

are Craftworld Ulthwe basically the Eldar's own Grey Knights (if we dont count Harlequins/Black Library)

terse flume
#

should kill the emp off, legit

#

like they set that up in the first description of the guy ever as i understand it

#

that the stupid chair is failing

terse flume
#

been failing for 40 irl years now

arctic talon
#

bit less

#

40k isn't 40 years old

#

4 more years til lthat

terse flume
#

i thought it was hitting the 40 year anneversary?

#

they made stamps

#

oh

arctic talon
#

Thats warhammer

#

as a whole

crisp heath
terse flume
#

my honest justification is the queen died irl

#

like to see some kinda psychic sucession crisis

storm jungle
celest cedar
alpine ingot
#

I thought it was a dig about the fact that Fulgrim had to save his legion from Space Marine cancer/ space black plague?

alpine ingot
#

depends

uneven temple
#

Dawn of War

alpine ingot
#

if they are a fan of a more hack and slash with side of 3rd person shooter, go with the Space Marine. If they like more old school shooters like the original doom, then go with the Boltgun.

#

Dawn of war is if they are more into RTS

orchid lark
#

None of the games really introduce anything

#

Darktide has that intro

#

But other than that I dont know if the other games does an intro

#

Space Marine and Boltgun in my opinion can make a person jump into conclusions about some stuff

#

But space marine might be a softer introduction

#

Dawn of War 2 in its entirety could introduce it

#

But its very self contained

#

Very little exposition

#

Like if there was a setting in darktide that has the characters interactions toggled to

#

“New to settingl

#

Where your character predominantly asks about stuff

#

I think itd be neato

#

At this point

#

I think the codexes are like the only true to form like

#

From 0 introduction

#

Boltgun is made for the fans primarily i feel

#

Its for oldheads

crisp heath
#

Boltgun is also a sequel to Space Marine story-wise so

orchid lark
#

Yeah

orchid lark
#

The best way to fall into 40k is literally doing everything in it

#

Read codex

#

Read the lexicanum

#

Play the games you want

#

Read the books

#

Make lists of armies

plush mason
#

^

celest dome
#

Genestealer

plush mason
#

yeah

#

genestealers are actually very common on hive worlds iirc

tropic olive
#

How genestealer infect human ? Virus ?

celest dome
#

Kiss, then crossbreeding

celest dome
plush mason
#

umm. thats literally their whole point of existing lol. well that and the pure breeds being front line shock troops

plush mason
#

oh so what happens if the ganger wars on terra get to close to the palace?

#

will some custodies just rush in a slaughter everyone?

celest dome
#

Custodes most likely not, they still have Enforcer and Arbites
If that's not enough, I'd say the Imperial Guard regiment on Terra would be sent first

#

Or maybe a mixed force, overseen with the Custodes

tropic olive
plush mason
#

oh no they defiantly turn people purple

celest dome
#

But their spawns are purplish

plush mason
#

they literally mutate them with nid DNA

#

so if its from Leviathan they can and do have purple skin

#

yeah true

#

why would they?

celest dome
#

They are infected for outsiders
Also some people are born with infectious diseases

plush mason
#

yeah thats a distenction the imperium doesnt make

plush mason
green loom
#

Thank my weird archived memory of Reddit posts thumbsup_ogryn

plush mason
#

man got mobbed by 30+ and only got a minor injury from a lucky hit

tropic olive
#

In the Warhammer 40,000 universe, the worlds are large cities that are interconnected? Or They exist in a similar form to ours, with continents and multiple countries, etc ? I wonder how Space Marines or even the Imperial Guard manage to conquer entire worlds in a matter of months. Also, it’s difficult for me to imagine how Konrad Curze was able to eliminate crime entirely on an entire planet.

plush mason
orchid lark
#

Primachs are crazy fast

sleek wigeon
plush mason
#

and yeah Primachs are literal demigods

sleek wigeon
#

love the night lords

orchid lark
#

back in the 30k days, Space Marine Legions had Auxillary human support as well

#

so maybe around 5000 space marines, and their assets + 2 to 14 millions auxillary human soldiers

plush mason
orchid lark
#

they stay on the ships or fortresses

#

but in 30k

#

which was what I was talking about

#

the legions had auxillary troops made from soldiers that were seconded to them

plush mason
#

ah i thought that was just the imperial army

orchid lark
#

imperial army as it is was known didnt exist yet

tropic olive
orchid lark
#

also, Fear is like a virus

#

like you know

#

Batman

#

in 30k, the imperial army and navy were one thing, it seperated after the heresy

tropic olive
#

Yes but batman cant affect France or china

plush mason
#

yeah once enough gangers get skinned alive for jaywalking most of them will start staying out of trouble

orchid lark
tropic olive
#

Okk

plush mason
#

wasnt Nostromo really small too? like moon sized

orchid lark
#

It was a hiveworld, but maybe not to the scale that Terra is now

plush mason
#

no i mean the planet itself

orchid lark
#

Necromunda and like Atoma for darktide has like massive wastelands on the planet

#

not a lot of things can survive on the barren emptiness

tropic olive
orchid lark
#

primarily near the hilmalayas where the imperial palace was

plush mason
#

oh wow its right next the Ghoul Stars, that explains a lot

orchid lark
#

but the siege on terra eventually went everywhere on it

tropic olive
#

Okk

orchid lark
#

I think the Imperial Palace is in the hilmalayas, like the mountains were carved to build it

#

under everest was like the primarch project or something

plush mason
orchid lark
#

inb4 white supremacists cant handle the fact the imperial palace is in asia

plush mason
#

lol

#

its honestly fitting given how the emperor during the unification wars was called "the lord of lighting"

#

what better place for a god of storms to live than the world's tallest mountain

tropic olive
orchid lark
#

multiple simultaneous deep strikes

#

jokes aside

#

uhh typically theyd have to insert a forward team somewhere theres no anti air

#

those troops would have to enter a hive city spire thing

#

and disable its void shields if it has any

#

or disable anti air capabalities

#

to like allow thunderhawk/stormbirds drop offs

#

thats why scouts and infiltrator units exists in all space marine legions

#

if they dont have those

#

theyd have to like spend hours or days

#

bombarding a city till it buckles down

tropic olive
#

Okk

orchid lark
#

or prolonged sieges for attrition from the outside

#

Iron Warrior Imperial Fist style

plush mason
#

i wonder. can a SM scout call in an orbital bombardment on like an enemy fort?

orchid lark
#

the ships would have advanced auspex scanners

#

probably dont need a scout to enter to pinpoint it

#

if you can just

#

laser blast it

plush mason
#

true

orchid lark
#

like taking over a planet is dependent on how the primarch or lord commander wants to do it

#

Siege it with tanks, blow it up for deep striking possibilities

#

clandestine sabotage from the inside

#

hell, you can do all 3

#

once inside the hive city

#

you lose a lot of certain assets

#

cant bring most titans

#

most tanks

tropic olive
#

Oh

plush mason
#

what kind of artilery and air support did they have in 30k? same as they have now or was there stuff they dont have anymore in 40k?

stuck kernel
#

Already asked this in the oggy chat, but figured this would be a better suited place:

Are there any well known non-guardsman Cadians? Psykers, ogryns, anything.

orchid lark
tropic olive
# orchid lark multiple simultaneous deep strikes

If they want to attack a planet like us, they will launch blitz attacks on all the important locations within countries. I understand better now. I used to think it was literally a country-by-country invasion where they did everything one by one.

orchid lark
orchid lark
stuck kernel
#

I see, interesting. I actually thought about this once I saw that we could pick Cadia for all 4 archetypes, so then I wondered what would a Cadian psyker's/zealot's story be like

#

Given how 99% of Cadian related stuff seems to be about the IG, at least from what I have seen

orchid lark
#

it was a fortress world, close to the eye of terror

#

war and soldiering is their life

#

psykers and zealots would be soldiers first, psykers and zealots second

#

but you can only have so much voicelines and stuff

plush mason
#

^

orchid lark
#

before those .ogg/.wav files start taking up a lot of space

#

most high gravity planets that humans have held for thousands of years will have ogryns

#

thats why some ogryns in game would say

#

theyre the best type of ogryns

#

Convergent Evolution

green loom
orchid lark
#

There are Cadian Inquisitors on Cadia doing usual Inquisition stuff

#

Non cadians also do stop by on Cadia for business

green loom
#

They don't even have families, they have breeding programs like they did in Gears 3
At least that's how it is rn

plush mason
#

Cadia was a fortress world. like all fortress worlds its sole purpose was war and making the tools and people to fight it

orchid lark
#

There are families, Creeds, and Creeds cousin from dawn of war 2

#

Its just not homely families

plush mason
#

^

orchid lark
#

Even Catachans have normalish families

#

Those women be strapping their kids on themselves and burning plants away and shit

plush mason
#

its "families" that exist for the purpose of being and making new soldiers. for Cadians that is

green loom
#

On another note

#

Idk who started this narrative about Lion and Roboute disagreeing on stupid bullshit

orchid lark
#

They’re different people but theyre brothers

green loom
#

Yeah and Lion is notably more extreme than Guilliman KEKW_ogryn

orchid lark
#

Like people forget that primarchs see the big picture

plush mason
orchid lark
#

They live to help the imperium, methods be damned

plush mason
#

they live to carry out big e's will and vision

#

and rn they could do that by destorying everything the imperium is currently

green loom
#

"Hmm, boss is being very active and just saved me from a god killing vírus, I wonder if this means he's slowly coming back"
"THIS MUST MEAN HE FULLY 100% BELIEVES HES A GOD GUYS!"

gloomy citrus
plush mason
#

well yeah

#

Lorgar and his brain fuckery screwed them

orchid lark
#

Horus’s deceptions and lies screwed them too

gloomy citrus
#

The only ones that really do are the Khan, Dorn, G-man and maybe Vulkan.

orchid lark
#

Are we forgetting about Sanguinius

#

What the hell

plush mason
gloomy citrus
orchid lark
#

All of them, even the traitors before lorgars stupidity cared about the imperium

#

Thats their whole point was to conquer worlds and foster the imperium over time

gloomy citrus
#

Except for Angron.

plush mason
#

ye

gloomy citrus
plush mason
#

but that was due to the nails in his brain

#

and Konrad was just a mistake

orchid lark
#

Konrad sought a very fucked up way of peace and control

plush mason
#

yeah

gloomy citrus
#

But it worked.

plush mason
#

for like a little bit

orchid lark
#

It worked when he could oversee it

#

When it was in his hands

plush mason
#

once he stopped terrorizing them the people of Nostromo insantly went back to their criminal ways

#

which lead him to just exeterminatus the whole thing

#

some leader

orchid lark
#

His legion then had more and more butchers because both the nobility and gangers that came back got recruited

gloomy citrus
#

Only Sevatar and Talos are decent Night Lords.

plush mason
#

^

orchid lark
#

Sevatar, decent

gloomy citrus
#

Alongside some other Terran-born.

orchid lark
#

Theres only one good Lord Commander

#

Its Raldoron

green loom
#

Worlds the night lords conquered literally turned tail the second the night lords looked away

#

Even Nostramo

plush mason
#

^

green loom
#

Also do I uh

#

Make a mistake

#

Or keep my money

plush mason
#

even rn in its limited state its great

green loom
#

You make a solid case loregryn

plush mason
#

its owlcat

#

they are still one of the few safe bets for pre-orders

orchid lark
#

Its your money

#

If you fret about spending something

#

Maybe sleep on the decision

#

See if you remember to do it when yoh wake up

plush mason
#

yeah

orchid lark
#

If you do, then you want it

#

If you forgot about it

#

You never really needed it

green loom
#

40 bucks is just sort of a lot for me

#

But I also won't spend it on anything else

orchid lark
#

Put it in savings and dont look at it

#

Its like buying stocks

#

You buy stocks and just ignore it

green loom
#

Idk I have like

#

Maybe 200 bucks left over

#

Actually no

#

300 in total

#

Most of which I can't spend

orchid lark
#

Same

#

My parents gave me a chunk of money but said its emergency money

#

I was like okay

#

Wont touch it till I die i guess

plush mason
green loom
#

I've got some left over from tuition but since I told them I might try doing sketch commissions to buy stuff they've basically ordered me not to touch my own money KEKW_ogryn

plush mason
#

lol

#

just tell them you will do furry art. they will start asking you for money KEKW_ogryn

green loom
#

No kidding

orchid lark
#

Its how I got some money

#

Furries will spend money for commissions to help others before they help themselves ffs

plush mason
#

being a furry is insanely expensive. they have the cash to burn

green loom
#

What the fuck

#

My wrath playthrough was 60 hours in total

plush mason
#

yeah one of the starter classes isnt full in yet and it tells you you might not want to play it if you plan to play over 10 hours

orchid lark
#

And on the flip side is that

#

Number 1 surgeon in america of some specialisation going

orchid lark
#

I like falco fucking buildings

orchid lark
#

Me but im smiling

#

Except i dont wanna do full nsfw

plush mason
#

very fair

orchid lark
#

Ill do pinups but nsfw is like

#

Wont be good in terms of quality like genuinely

green loom
#

I somehow manage to pop into those communities completely passively thumbsup_ogryn

plush mason
#

same

orchid lark
#

Its like r34 artists doing some works

#

But their work feels like chewing gum

green loom
orchid lark
#

I just draw buff dudes

#

Nyantcha is a r34 artist that definitely feels like chewing gum art

#

Its nice in the first 4 seconds

#

But after that its just

#

Why am i still chewing

plush mason
orchid lark
#

Some artists are really good at theirs because they like their work

#

Its why I like even like

#

Amateurish works

#

Like one layer artists on deviantart or whatever

#

I cry thinking about how

green loom
#

Miles DF

#

Or whatever their name was

orchid lark
#

How I wish I can enjoy my work again

green loom
#

"That will be 3000 dollars for your mouse sir"

orchid lark
#

At some point of getting this art and animation diploma

#

I just couldnt find my love for drawing again

#

That said I fucking love my art tho

#

I got pride still

plush mason
#

i tried being an artist when i was younger

green loom
plush mason
#

i sucked at it hard

crimson kayak
#

Let me guess, it's porn?

green loom
#

Nope

#

The guy is, genuinely, a really good artist

crimson kayak
#

Well, then you better give me the fucking Mona Lisa for 5000

plush mason
#

dont worry he will

green loom
#

Iirc he worked professionally for a while

#

But still

#

thousands?

shadow plover
#

Good art requires good money

crimson kayak
#

Oooh

orchid lark
#

No that makes sense

crimson kayak
#

It's furry art

#

That makes much more sense

orchid lark
#

Professionals have high standards even for themselves

shadow plover
#

Good for them

plush mason
#

still that art is in the price range of a full on fursuit lol

crimson kayak
#

In the world of commissions 2 things will cost you a kidney to get drawn and it's good porn and good furries apparently

orchid lark
#

My 3d sculpting teacher who worked on happy tree friends, has super high standards

green loom
#

Hey I mean, if they can afford it

orchid lark
#

Dude sculpts pores into his models

#

For the realism

orchid lark
#

Yeah he was one of the major production supervisers

crimson kayak
#

Come on never seen happy tree friends?

green loom
#

I watched the hell out of Happy Tree Friends when I was 11 thumbsup_ogryn

orchid lark
#

This dude is like

#

Best of the best

#

2d animation

#

3 animation

green loom
#

Yeah

crimson kayak
orchid lark
#

Sculpting clay and 3d (both of which self taught whilst teaching still)

#

Monster of a teacher

green loom
#

Gore videos were being traded around by others the second we got access to phones

#

People are fucked up

orchid lark
#

Happy Tree Friends was life

green loom
#

Especially trade schoolers apparently

plush mason
crimson kayak
#

I can say fist of the north star was my first introduction to violence on tv

plush mason
#

and the there is me whom would have got grounded for a week if my parents saw me watching something like happy tree friends lol

green loom
#

I played Dawn of War when I was 3

orchid lark
#

I watched 80s flicks with my dad when i was a preteen

crimson kayak
#

Btw, getting back to Lore, just watched The Sadness and that's pretty much how I expect your local slaneesh cultist to act around

green loom
plush mason
#

kek

crimson kayak
#

Movie

crimson kayak
#

Eyes wide shut is the "sane" side of the cultists

orchid lark
#

Slaaneshi cults are about pleasure, dont need to be sexual

#

Can be drugs

#

Like

#

Trainspotting

#

Or people really obssesed with something specifically

green loom
#

Just a ton of nobles being weird

plush mason
green loom
crimson kayak
green loom
#

Also the soundtrack is very nice wahammer ambience thumbsup_ogryn

orchid lark
#

Is it a horrorish film

#

I only watch horror films on netflix and things

plush mason
green loom
#

Is this a fucking rick and morty refernce

orchid lark
#

What is

crimson kayak
green loom
# plush mason wtf is wrong with my brain? i just read pain as pleasure lol

I think we can all agree, the marlin is the best part about this.
Catch Rick and Morty on All4: https://bit.ly/3gZNcXP

Clip from Season 5, Episode 6- Amortycan Grickfitti

► SUBSCRIBE to Adult Swim UK: http://bit.ly/1ntNOb5

Find us, follow us, favourite us:
http://All4.com/adultswim
http://www.adultswim.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/AdultSwi...

▶ Play video
crimson kayak
#

That's an hell raiser reference

plush mason
#

i must still be grogy from waking up lol

crimson kayak
plush mason
#

lol

#

also, if i start falling to Slannesh, please kill me

crimson kayak
plush mason
#

so i assume a void ship's "arch-militant" is like the chief of security?

celest dome
crimson kayak
plush mason
#

ah

crimson kayak
# plush mason ah

This is a pretty good tl:Dr of arch militants (atleast the rpg class, but it works well too for lore)

plush mason
#

Mort

#

with a melta gun

crimson kayak
#

ye in general the whole ship cast of the rogue trader game is pretty good

plush mason
#

yes

#

even the minor ones like Mort

crimson kayak
#

sadge most dialogue wasn't voiced in the alpha and had to read with the sound of fucking industrial machines in the background

plush mason
#

i know

#

its not voiced in the beta ether

crimson kayak
#

didn't try the beta yet

plush mason
#

im loving it

crimson kayak
#

sooo... i was looking at the very old Astronomican book to find info regarding Hylgar's Hell Raisers, and damn first edition just didn't give a shit at who's equipment was what lol

#

Mesh armour and Shuriken Catapults these guardsmen sound more like eldar to me lol

#

(also god damn 20 power armours for a regimental formation)

plush mason
crimson kayak
plush mason
#

true

crimson kayak
#

like, they also have land raiders and speeder's

tropic olive
#

The best book to buy ?

crisp heath
#

Dark Imperium trilogy

#

Cadian Blood as a close second

tropic olive
#

The angron one is good ?

crisp heath
#

Haven't even read a review of that one. Maybe.

#

Also Jesus my French is rusty, that's so simple and my brain still took a minute to load

tropic olive
#

Sorry

#

I dont know the book in english

crisp heath
#

It's fine, I'm more yelling at myself lmao

tropic olive
#

You saved me and my friend

#

We want start reading so bad

crisp heath
#

Np

near wasp
#

Personally i also recommend dark imperium

tropic olive
#

So i wont spoil myself but it happen after cadia right ?

near wasp
#

Yeah

tropic olive
#

I see guilliman fight on the cover

near wasp
#

Its after indominus

tropic olive
#

Ok thanks

trail fable
#

can someone please explain the tech religion to me?

#

It just seems like they combine tech and religious buzzwords together in a not very clever way.

near wasp
#

Its hard to explain a relgion

orchid lark
#

It predates the imperium thats for sure

#

They believe knowledge is the ultimate like

#

Goal or something

#

And every human is a storage for knowledge so they seek more better ways to preserve knowledge

near wasp
#

Basically they worship the machines that terraformed mars and these life giving machines were worshipped as holy. This religion expanded into all machines and thus became the mechanicum

orchid lark
#

Well they worship the deus mechanicus

#

Not the machines that terraformed mars

#

The Emperor of Mankind is seen as the avatar of the machine god

#

Hence the title

#

Omnissiah

#

Machines more or less are seen as the next necessary steps to human advancement

queen laurel
#

Speaking of mechanicus, where did the machine spirits come from

orchid lark
#

Machines that got more advanced appeared to have its own behaviour

#

Its just the inner workings of a machine

#

Not AI

near wasp
#

Machine spirits could be misunderstood ai but dont let a tech priest hear that

orchid lark
#

Well theyre not AI

near wasp
#

Titans are said to have there own will

#

Thats definitely either an ai or very close to one

orchid lark
#

The machine spirits of bigger machine vehicles have some degree of combination of organic and mechanical

#

In the sense of titans and some space marine tanks

#

You have to mentally interface with the machines

#

Knights and titans have Throne Mechanicums

#

Its like pacific rim

#

The machine will somehow get these same behaviours from its occupants

#

Making a more visible machine spirit

queen laurel
#

So the more advanced the machine the sentient it is?

near wasp
#

Yeah

orchid lark
#

Not really

queen laurel
#

That explains the castigator titan

orchid lark
#

Well thats AI

#

Everything else is inferior to it because it cant be replicated

near wasp
orchid lark
#

Hence the throne mechanicum

terse flume
#

i asked this ages ago and got a different answer so i'll ask again: are the machine spirits like, real in setting

orchid lark
#

Which requires the neural link

#

Again like Pacific Rim

near wasp
#

They are real

orchid lark
#

Machine Spirits for somethings are very real

terse flume
uneven temple
#

Yesterday I couldn't get a weed whacker to start up. I paused, caressed it, and said praise to the machine spirit. The weed whacker started up after that

orchid lark
#

Land raiders and drop pods have machine spirits that are smart enough

uneven temple
#

Just sayin

orchid lark
#

To behave on its own

#

But a leman russ has a “machine spirit”

#

Which is just how they describe its inner workings

#

It can be half sentient

queen laurel
orchid lark
#

But not sapient

orchid lark
terse flume
#

i attribute every truely fucked piece of computer hardware or software as being haunted by malevolent ghosts, ww2 pilots talked about gremlins, etc. but like, i couldn't solve a fucked up OS install with an exorcism, no matter how tempted i sometimes am

orchid lark
#

Its like how we have cars now where if you take care of the machine

#

Service it

#

Oil change

#

Fix the coolant

#

Youre essentially fixing the machine spirit in 40k terms

terse flume
#

you know it's useful to have a point after which you just say "what will fix my computer?" "holy water and a stalwart priest"

orchid lark
#

Except they don’t do that on 40k

#

We ironically do that in real life

near wasp
#

They use holy oils

orchid lark
#

Go to heavily catholic countries and you can find news about priests blessing servers

#

Hardcore Islamic folks will occasionally say a prayer everytime they start their car

#

You just have to say a prayer once when you get the car lmao

#

No need for it everytime

terse flume
#

if you have ever sat through memory training on a fresh expensive build waiting for it to post you have prayed to a kind of machine spirit, i assure you

orchid lark
#

Machine Spirit is just how people in 40k rationalise the workings of the machine

terse flume
#

it exists in a quantum superposition of fixed and not fixed

near wasp
#

Next time the servers at work have an issue ill pray to them

orchid lark
#

It might work

#

Who knows

#

Praying to the machine spirit is just a very superstitious way of saying

#

Do your maintenance

#

With that said

#

Small machines like your lasgun

#

Will have a “machine spirit”

#

But big things that require neural interfacing?

#

Like dreadnoughts, some space marine tanks, and big things like knights up to titans?

#

They have Machine Spirits

#

parts of the human occupants mind and "soul" will bleed into it

#

hence the behaviour

#

maybe

#

GW doesnt really fully explain this shit

queen laurel
green loom
#

Anyone know how long the Rogue Trader beta will last?

uneven temple
#

Month or two? However long wotr's beta was is probably a good barometer

#

A mod on their discord said until release so maybe a little longer

#

That seems to be how long the wotr beta lasted as well soooo

near wasp
#

That was me with boltgun

minor ingot
summer rover
#

everything from supercomputers to the automatic recevier of an autogun (hint: that's a spring) have been called "machine spirit" because the writers are kinda dumb.

orchid lark
#

well people asked what it is, and i tried to explain to the best of my abilities remembering tidbits of stuff and double checking from lexicanum

#

i dont want to just start it out and say, "it means jackshit, and GW is lazy, sod off."

summer rover
#

lexicanum is probably worse than making shit up, to be honest.

minor ingot
#

Imagine needing the lexicanum and not knowing your techna linguis by heart

orchid lark
#

well, fuck me for trying to help people

summer rover
#

yeah, screw you adam, this is your fault!

minor ingot
#

I'll do you for free buddy boy

#

Get the pleasure servitor

summer rover
minor ingot
#

The one from New Vegas

near wasp
#

I need to purge my eyeballs after reading this

dusk patrol
#

Tbh the main thing with machine spirits is it’s not one thing

#

It varies from basically just being the electronics inside a pager to being a full fledged borderline or actual AI

storm jungle
#

Inconsistent writing?

#

ın my 40k?

green loom
#

Dilara, lookamy coat of arms

dusk patrol
#

Ok tbh it’s not inconsistent writing really it’s intentionally varied and not super well understood in universe

chilly creek
terse flume
#

like if a tau and a tech priest got stranded on a planet, enemy mine style and had to work together

#

and the tech priest is like, i'm going to go cast a prayer spell on this machine to make it work

#

entirely divorced from the other context or whatever

dusk patrol
#

So to be clear, while some of their little prayers and canticles aren’t needed

terse flume
#

would the tau see the priest doing actual work in the form of a prayer

dusk patrol
#

It is real stuff

terse flume
#

like could the tau see a malevolent machine spirit ghost

dusk patrol
#

Like it’s actual maintenance procedures just made into a religious ritual

storm jungle
terse flume
#

it is hard to articulate that i'm asking how literally true this typically is without going "okay there's a normal person watching", lol

storm jungle
#

Its literally AI but also not at the same time.

#
  • Someone in BL
dusk patrol
#

It’s based off a short story called “A Canticle for Liebowitz” which is about catholic monks who memorize how stuff works by making the procedures into rituals

terse flume
#

right they memorize calculus and it actually is calculus

dusk patrol
#

Post apocalyptic monks

terse flume
#

it's coached in prayer terms but it's like literally the same formulas etc

storm jungle
#

I mean it doesnt take a genius writer to go

dusk patrol
#

The entire Ad Mech deal is heavily rooted in that

storm jungle
#

"How about religion but machines"

#

"Brilliant!"

#

people will worship anything

arctic talon
#

Machine spirits being inconsistant is fine

#

imo

storm jungle
#

its entirely to leave room for the writers to work yeah

#

or just write lazy deus ex machinas

dusk patrol
#

They’re not supposed to be consistent cause they’re not all the same

arctic talon
#

lol

storm jungle
#

either way yeah

#

this isnt that deep

dusk patrol
#

Titans machine spirits are a far cry from a bolters machine spirit

storm jungle
#

its just handwave-writing

#

a machine spirit will do whatever tf the author wants

dusk patrol
#

Sometimes but there’s consistency is levels of machine spirits normally

#

Titans tend to act a certain way

storm jungle
#

I mean even that its just

#

"the bigger the machine the harder the spirit"

#

Dont quote me on that

dusk patrol
#

BEEG machine needs beeg spirit

#

This is why fat people have more soul

#

It’s science

green loom
#

Titans will actively try dominating you to go on a rampage thumbsup_ogryn

dusk patrol
#

Some will, it depends on how old they are and their “personality”

#

Princeps who don’t die in combat tend to die from finally losing themsleves to the titans machine spirit and becoming one with it.

#

And the bigger the Titan, the faster that happens.

arctic talon
#

The Titan succs your soul

green loom
#

I will soothe it with fancy drawings

arctic talon
#

if you stop paying attention

#

fancy

near wasp
terse flume
#

well there's inconsistancy i mean like, i guess the foundational question i'm asking is, is the machine spirit like, correct

#

are machine priests deluded and more or less cargo culting a la tech priests as you might see, or is their religion like objectively correct, or is it a special quality of human tech or maybe specifically martian human tech, etc etc

#

but it's clearly not written in a clear cut way

#

back to enemy mine, if the tech priest had to work on a tau piece of tech, planets of lives hang in the balance, he's going to be executed for it and he knows it last desperate thing, sort of deal

#

and he did a prayer on a tau drive or something

#

would it like, fizzle? would it be like an ork mechanic trying to fix a human drive, just a primitive thing completely fucking it around but lacking ork magic

#

or would the tau ship have a machine spirit that is normally placated by tau engineering and it would go shit this prayer owns i like this little red thing and work

#

(and again i am aware the written answer is "lol don't think about it" or "yes/no/absolutely/never all at once")

plush mason
#

so will the chair spin around to face the wheel when going into the warp?

storm jungle
#

Yes

#

its for comfort you fool

#

every evil overlord needs a cool rotating chair

plush mason
#

true

winter vessel
dusk patrol
#

I’ll have you know I’m not an Evil Overlord, I’m just Evil. My crew is way too unruly and my retinue doesn’t listen to me enough for me to be an Overlord

modern galleon
#

in a hive city is a majority of the environments supposed to be just these urban area?

green loom
#

Yes

#

It's a dystopian megacity

#

Also

#

Make the shield marble, yay or nay?

terse flume
#

daot had machines to prevent this and they're almost all broken

plush mason
storm jungle
plush mason
#

a shithole filled with dystopian Darwinistic tribal houses that are always at war tho not always in open armed conflict. unless its the underhive ofc

versed ledge
#

Evil overlords always get better gaming chairs

rose thorn
#

Stupid question, I forgot can space marines get PTSD or do they got the fuckinh trauma suppression organ

storm jungle
#

Yeah they can get PTSD

rose thorn
#

Baller

green loom
#

They're just semi resilient to it's actual effects in combat

#

Like Cato has it iirc

#

And as a side effect he's just ultradepressed

#

My eyes hurt

gloomy citrus
#

And their successors.

storm jungle
#

thats not really PTSD more just psychically induced trauma

summer rover
#

so like retail PTSD.

keen stratus
#

Dunno, maybe it feels good while it kills you

keen stratus
green loom
#

Gaming time

echo vault
#

Had a moment playing vermintide where I struggled to explain the difference between a crypt ghoul and a crypt horror

green loom
#

They seem to be made up for darktide

plush mason
arctic talon
#

this is a funny rule

plush mason
#

oh wow so the voidborn do actually exabit some of the theorized effects of being born on space ships/stations

keen stratus
#

Hey guys, what personality you recommend for ogryn? (I know dilara has good taste)

celest cedar
#

Bodyguard. Since he's the most intelligent Ogryn. And is not just a caricature like Brawler's "RATIONS" or Bully's schoolyard bully energy. KEKW_ogryn

#

IMO

keen stratus
#

ok, thanks

celest cedar
#

IMO

#

IMO

keen stratus
#

thanks

#

IMO

echo vault
#

I did say that but it's like big naked man mutated and fed evil vampire blood now has bones sticking out

#

Crypt ghouls are just people that eat dead bodies

plush mason
#

yeah just tell them that and tell them the horrors are just really big versions that have been empowered by vampire blood would be my guess

echo vault
#

Ye that's what I ended up saying

#

I just felt like a loremaster ghoul explaining the arts of necromancy

near wasp
crisp heath
celest dome
crimson kayak
#

Now that I think about it, we have only seen Hotshot Lasguns (not backpack powered) only 2 times in media as they seem only to appear on the old stormtroopers and the Severan Dominate Shock Troops

celest dome
#

Does the Hotshot Longlas have a backpack ?

crimson kayak
#

Nope

celest dome
crimson kayak
#

But that's basically a short long-las

#

Like, literally a dmr long las

celest dome
#

How do you think the Prismata crystal will end being used ?

crimson kayak
#

Imo three ways it can go

  1. as you or someone else said it will be used to power up some map gimmick
  2. Custom pattern of lasgun, or maybe new blessings
  3. The one I hope for just cause how fun it would be seeing everyone reaction, have it be a lore reason for recon Las buffs lol
#

Also imo infernus could have been an alternate fire mode for recon or something

celest cedar
crimson kayak
celest dome
#

Same

crimson kayak
#

Hadron will put them to good use my ass then lol

celest cedar
#

Morrow instead during the elevator monlogue before reaching the Ascension Riser. He instead reminisces about how if the Rejects were in Armageddon. They would be heroes = dead. Thats the only one I've heard so far. He seems to start opening up to the Rejects more in the mission.

I think mission control for Ascension Riser 31 is only Morrow and Hallowette + Melk

crimson kayak
#

On another pre-mission introduction he also says something along the lines of "Go in, Get Out, then we get drunk"

celest cedar
#

The rumours about him are still rampant KEKW_ogryn
Now some say he was Macragge. Saved Lord Calgar himself apparently.

crimson kayak
#

Wot

storm jungle
#

To quote the Cadian veteran

#

"And here I thought he was there when the Emperor slew Horus!"

#

fav line from the game

near wasp
#

I heard Marrow fought beside Guilliman when he was resurrected

#

Slew a khornite bezerker with his revolver

#

Shot him clean through the eye

tropic olive
#

Which loyalist Space Marine can handle him in a 1v1?

random valley
tropic olive
random valley
tropic olive
tropic olive
astral whale
#

That’s Tiberos.

near wasp
#

Maybe molouch chapter master of the minotaurs

#

Even a custodes stated he might not of been able to take him

celest dome
#

For any names character it depends on the PoV and if they really want to kill a character

tropic olive
#

Idk what is minotaurs

shadow plover
#

a chapter filled with very unruly space marines

tropic olive
#

I tought custodes was unable to lose

near wasp
#

They have a roman gladator aesthetic

#

Do you care about spoilers for watchers of the throne?

shadow plover
#

The custodes in question was alone though with a proper squad's or two's worth of minotaurs behind Moloch

shadow plover
tropic olive
near wasp
#

You guys think even the most vague information is a spoiler

tropic olive
#

Im good

near wasp
#

A chapter showing up in a book isnt a spoiler

tropic olive
#

No problem bro

tropic olive
shadow plover
#

it's a pretty big plot point in that book whom are doing all those actions there but go off

near wasp
#

Ill dm you

tropic olive
#

Good

near wasp
#

And i gave no indication of the reason, plot, or details.

storm jungle
#

Also

#

lore drop time

shadow plover
crimson kayak
#

There's no nids near Holy Terra

storm jungle
#

As ever religion is bad

shadow plover
#

gotta check Ian's new video

storm jungle
#

Its super good

#

very informative on the new codex information

near wasp
#

I find too many instances to use this gif

meager needle
near wasp
#

I cant wait to get my marines and paint them blue and watch prople seeth when i show them off

#

Their tears are like a fine wine

green loom
#

I'm working on a big lore drop rn staregryn

near wasp
#

Noice

green loom
#

I may need to draw some landscape stuff thumbsup_ogryn

shadow plover
#

Ultramarine hate is so 2008

near wasp
#

There are people who still hate them because redbull gasoline was the first primarch back

shadow plover
#

indeed, and it's tiring lul

green loom
#

The ever curious case of someone loving Titus, but hating Cato loregryn

near wasp
#

"Ultramarines get everything"

#

I havnt read any books with cato more than a supporting character. I actually like him

meager needle
#

is titus the ultramarine captain from that old space marine game?

shadow plover
#

yes

#

also will return in Space Marine 2

#

but as a lieutenant

green loom
#

Who's character barely extends beyond one liners yes

meager needle
#

i played that a bunch when i was a bit younger

near wasp
#

I hope we get a bit more character in the second game

meager needle
#

slightly hyped about space marine 2 but trying not to get my hopes up too much

shadow plover
#

it looks pretty promising

meager needle
#

the engine for space marine was perfect, like how it actually felt to manoeuvre the environments and use the weapons and seamlessly switch from melee to ranged

green loom
#

The only thing I'm not thrilled about is the dialogue we've heard so far

#

A) Titus sounds bad when not shouting
B) Painful exposition

meager needle
#

i've been avoiding anything about it, especially because it's been so long since the original came out

shadow plover
#

the exposition could just as well be trailer mumbo jumbo

meager needle
green loom
#

I guess it doesn't help that his VA sucks lmao

meager needle
#

i found the first game has a good amount of it but a lot of stuff definitely made a lot more sense when i replayed it recently with a much better knowledge of the setting vs when i first played it years ago as a kid getting into 40k for the first time

astral whale
#

Same thing with the Space Wolves.

#

Vikings in name only.

crisp heath
#

Malum Caedo is cooler than Titus and I don't even care for Boltgun

near wasp
#

Malum caedo is a vortex of death

crimson kayak
#

Tbf what do you expect from the guy who's name means I Slay Evil

celest cedar
near wasp
crimson kayak
crimson kayak
near wasp
crimson kayak
#

Yeah lol, I wouldn't really want a legion of superhumans backstabbing each other for their personal political interests thank you

#

I already have enough of that living in modern Italy

#

Without the superhumans

crimson kayak
#

Sadge the Dieprian Mountain Men got shafted by the Tau through, loved the Alpini anesthetic

near wasp
#

I mean 20th century military leaders didnt exactly win many battles

crimson kayak
near wasp
#

They took advantage of those who had the same flaws as themselves

celest cedar
#

So its either a Schettino or a De Falco on Italy for me KEKW_ogryn

crimson kayak
#

Lol

#

(funny enough IH video is also one of the most comprehensive of what happened)

#

Or wait it's informative?

#

Can't remember the term

#

It's good

near wasp
#

Both are correct terms to use

celest cedar
#

Like in your perspective. How did Schettino even become a ship captain KEKW_ogryn

green loom
#

I have some ideas for structure for my guys, before it used to be very weird and stupid but now I've got some better ideas

#

Current idea: Companies are lead by Lords(Captains), I'm debating calling the LTs something like Knight Errants, though not sure

#

The Captains retain a household guard of handpicked marines, basically just Sword Brethren for the BT

#

Companies can be split into two demi companies called Errantries, there's one LT for each

#

Then just normal codex stuff from there

crimson kayak
#

Sounds good, maybe only knight Errant is eh.

green loom
#

Was thinking of borrowing Marshal or Castellan

#

Originally wanted Baron but that's a bit too high on the chain

#

That or I just keep LT as it is

crimson kayak
#

Or well, Banneret if you want to go historical names

#

(and also can have the Banneret actually have their banners on their backpacks)

green loom
#

Oooo

#

I like bannerman

crimson kayak
#

Yep, you could also use stuff like bladeguards shield shaped insignia, personal coat of arms or stuff like that from knight orders to visually signify rank without the shoulder-insigna

#

Or more modern knight stuff, like how a British Knight Grand Cross uses a star on their chest and a sash to represent their rank

green loom
#

Good ideas

#

I might add in purple to my schemes too, for higher ranks

#

Maybe for accessories

crimson kayak
#

I mean, purple by default is royalty so it can work well with rank

green loom
#

That's the intent yeah

#

I could use like

#

A quartered shield

#

To show company and squad numbers

#

Shoulderpads are dark grey...
So maybe a red shield above the icon for battlefield role, which would be white, and white numbers in the shield to denote either

green loom
#

I am very quickly becoming a Lamenters fanboy

storm jungle
#

Lamenter lore is great

#

people just overblow it a lot

#

the simplicity of it is what makes it compelling

green loom
#

Yeah the damn

#

Doge hammer video got me.

#

Also their battlecry is probably in my top 5

#

Maybe higher

storm jungle
#

its super good

green loom
#

I need to do something like that to get viral....

vale shuttle
#

i was going to paint my dark imperium marines lamenters but yellow is too hard

rose thorn
#

hey all

rose thorn
#

light orange on dark orange

#

liek this

vale shuttle
#

yeah see that doesn't read as yellow to me that reads as orange

#

i know why they do it, it's because yellow is impossible to work with

rose thorn
#

yea lol

#

honeslty it looks better then yellow

vale shuttle
#

but it's still not what i'd want

rose thorn
#

if you need yellow

#

alot of people use yellow primer

#

ill dm you my prefered bran

#

d

vale shuttle
#

sure

#

maybe if i ever go back to loyalist marines i'll do yellow

inland pewter
silver hawk
#

So what’s peoples opinions on tyranid lore vs world eater lore

summer rover
#

too much and too much, let them just be things you need to kill.

rose thorn
#

Lmao

crisp heath
#

What’s you guys favorite chaos god?

summer rover
#

the one god of unbeleif.

raven prawn
#

Slaanesh

languid salmon
#

a dead one

uneven temple
# rose thorn

The Imperial Tangerines hailing from the world Satsuma

green loom
plush mason
celest dome
green loom
echo vault
#

I wish hashut was in 40k, making some of the legions/people worship lesser chaos entities would actually be cool and have potential for cool ideas but damn

celest dome
#

Lesser Chaos God exist in 40k

#

But are rarely used

short steeple
echo vault
#

I wish they were used more

plush mason
#

the navy officer origin just looks awesome

celest dome
#

Clipping or ripped clothes ? (Though it's a beta, so not really problematic)

plush mason
#

yeah its clipping

#

i just love the look

green loom
#

I'm very tempted to buy it

#

But I don't think it'd go over well

plush mason
#

its in beta rn

#

may be best to wait

#

a lot of the stuff isnt in rn and ofc there are a lot of bugs tho thankfully nothing too game breaking so far

green loom
#

I don't mind that tbh

#

Someone gave me a code for 50% off on the 100 dollar one

plush mason
#

i would use it tbh

#

its really fun

green loom
#

Alas 50 dolaroons is a lot of money and I'm already on thin ice staregryn

plush mason
#

oof

#

hopefully the code doesnt expire any time soon

crimson kayak
plush mason
crimson kayak
#

Does it still start on the second act?

plush mason
#

nope

#

beta has the prolog to act 3

crimson kayak
#

Neat

earnest snow
plush mason
#

why would it change?

earnest snow
earnest snow
storm jungle
plush mason
#

LOL

earnest snow
#

My lore chat logs go like...months ago

plush mason
earnest snow
#

And my zealot chat and lore chat are vastly different. I'm a degen in there unlike here

storm jungle
#

Yeah i was confused too

plush mason
earnest snow
#

You are damn right.

storm jungle
#

the same chat that says thunder-hammer is apparently bad

#

i guess they got nurgle's rot in their brain 😔

earnest snow
#

If it isn't ideal then it's decent at best. Idk I kinda just get the blessings I want, roll with the perks, and just hit stuff

#

Skill > equipment.

I brought a basic ass chainsword to a damnation team and did well with em.

#

If it isn't ideal then it's decent at best. Idk I kinda just get the blessings I want, roll with the perks, and just hit stuff

#

...did i send that twice?

plush mason
#

so question, how powerful does an inquisitor need to be to get a rogue trader working for them? or is it just another case of weird muddy soft power crap?

storm jungle
#

Oh god discord is going nuts

earnest snow
#

Yeah it is oh no. Death be upon us

storm jungle
#

Im seeing duplicate messages on my end too aaa

#

Test.

earnest snow
#

Woe, nurgle cometh

plush mason
#

mine is lagging

#

discord is dying

earnest snow
#

Thats it. Bring about the virus bombs admiral. We are hitting discord HQ