40k-lore-chat

[green loom]

But i figure they'll make scouring books next

[signal bramble]

There's the final duel on the vengeful spirit where we shall see who is truly the Warhammer 40k, then we get to what I'm most excited for, the scouring.

[green loom]

Aka traitors being absolutely massacred as they retreat to the Eye

And then Black Legion happening

[signal bramble]

Along with the codex implementation and the events of the iron cage where Perturabo made a massive sign that said "Warning: Trap. No one but Rogal Dorn enter."

[crimson kayak]

Tbf anyone who wasn't dorn wouldn't have lasted half the time the fist did anyway

[fervent rose]

Are there any like normal worlds or is it all just hive worlds, Agri worlds, and forge worlds?

[orchid lark]

Industrial Worlds are a thing too

They make things

But not Hive World scale

Paradise Worlds are a neat thing too

Always liked the idea of an industrial world

Even in 40k you could for the most part have a shitty boring life

Not violent enough for a hive world not backwards enough for a feudal world, just boring enough for an industrial world

In a damocles crusade short story(i think or novel) a rogue trader mentions selling his Warrant of Trade and buying either an entire paradise world or a small hive spire on Terra

[celest dome]

Afaik Feudal world are everything from literal cavemen to Renaissance

[orchid lark]

Feral Worlds are cavemens

Doesnt have to be cavemen could be a prison world where theres no chance of like

Escaping technologically

Like Rimworld

As a result they’re considered as Deathworlds as well

Feral worlds are good for recruiting imperial guard or astartes

Also free labour for resources like Zardoz or the Time Machine

[lament prism]

i forgot to ask most important question

how do i search on lexicarnum

this site

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Category:Pre-Imperial_Times

[orchid lark]

Theres a search bar on the left of the screen

[lament prism]

im so fucking blind

thank you

[terse flume]

it's weird that humans tend to regress all the way back to primal, while orcs get like knights and swords and stuff

orkz

[signal bramble]

Orks have an instinctive ability to develop tech and evolve because they’re designed that way. They’re able to salvage random garbage and their meks just know how to smash it together to make things that somehow just work.

By “designed” I mean by the old ones.

[vale shuttle]

Aka: if humans lose tech they have to redevelop it through the painful process of research. Orks just kinda get it

[orchid lark]

as i mentioned some feral worlds are just like normal, its just mad max level

but people are kinda just trapped there

[signal bramble]

Though Orks do need the bits to actually make the tech. I.e. if the Orks were somehow prevented from getting their hands on anything made of metal (extremely unlikely in most cases) they wouldn’t be able to progress past a certain point.

[crimson kayak]

remember that weirdboyz are born with literally their abilities hard-wired in their brain

think of it like an insect colony with it's roles

[celest dome]

It's not as if Savage Orks exist

[crimson kayak]

also not all orks, especially feral ones will accept the tech

as seen with Boilerboyz beefing with Runt Herders

[signal bramble]

Snake Bite Klan.

[terse flume]

oh also, gretchins are goblins right? they seem to be goblins in every applicable way except they're named after the nerdy girl in Recess

specifically they're like, wotc magic goblins it seems like

[crisp heath]

They're warhammer goblins

Warhammer goblins are a little more menacing but they're both just ork snacks

[vale shuttle]

give us a Gretchin Revolutionary Committee army you COWARDS

[crisp heath]

Da red gobbo will ride again!

[signal bramble]

That happens in the new war boss novel.

[vale shuttle]

i know it's a thing in the lore but we don't have the models damnit!!! james workshop needs to make Codex: Gretchin Revolutionaries or i'm gonna go to his house

[crimson kayak]

probably gonna be on a killteam if it happens

[orchid thicket]

Gretchins are goblins and ogryns are ogres. Supposedly the Imperium used to have trolls too.

[terse flume]

imagining space marine message board fights now

BROTHER. THE PLAYSTAION THREE SIMPLY LACKS GAMES. IT IS HERESY TO CLAIM COUNTER.

[vale shuttle]

the Warlords in my current crusade campaign had a moment where they were all arguing on a wideband radio network

because they were in space the delay was ten seconds long so you had a sister of battle, world eater, and thousand son throwing insults at each other through a ten second delay

[terse flume]

lol

[rose thorn]

Okay finials made an idea for my chapter I like

That I’ll extend on

They are obsessed with magical visions and will do everything in their power to make it happen.

[orchid lark]

Silver Skulls and their prognosticators

except the making it happen thing

Also there is a branch of radical inqusition that does visions things too

Occuluranism

[rose thorn]

Nice my chapter i unique

Similar but not the same

‘Boss we had a vision that a the imperium guard lose this battle!’

‘Okay then we better make sure it happens’

Also they are hella paranoid

They think if the vision doesn’t come true

Everything’s gonna go to hell

[orchid thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502474281406693386/1104810670752538644/once_the_galaxy_burns.mp4

Coolest Khornate character ever simply because of his dialogue and voice acting

[orchid lark]

love my psyker khornate daemons

dow2 just forgot about it

[celest dome]

They used to exit even previously in some sorts

[celest dome]

That's the half Eldar ?

[coarse pumice]

yeah

[crystal forum]

i have a new quirk for my custom regiment. their home planet was bombarded with asteroids eons ago so they have an abnormally high amount of gold present. over the millions of years this gold has eroded into dust that formed giant deserts of literal gold powder. the irony is that the gold is worthless to them compared to the caches of weapons

[arctic talon]

Use the gold to blind the enemies of the imperium

[crystal forum]

i'm using this as an excuse to paint gold dust instead of dirt on their vehicles

because the paint kit i bought doesn't have dirt flavor

also their plasma weapons are green for the same reason

[arctic talon]

Ah

[crystal forum]

it's a necron vs ultramarines paint kit i got on sale

i'm going to stretch its uses

[arctic talon]

Imagine how hot the deserts of gold get lol

[crystal forum]

maybe less than sand because it'll reflect a lot of light and act like a giant heat sink

metal is good at conducting heat while sand is good at soaking it up

[orchid lark]

Gold is valuable for most electronics

Also is very soft

Thats gotta be annoying

[crystal forum]

only for the fact that it doesn't oxidize. it's relatively worthless in huge quantities

and the concept of gold dust naturally forming is already unrealistic because of how malleable it is but idc it's cool looking

[orchid lark]

Prospecter Mechanicus out there with sifting pan

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t matter how unrealistic it is

It just needs to look cool

Lol

Or sound cool

[crisp heath]

Random question

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083164876962267186/1105013664211275867/Png.png

Don't mind the fact it's a Roblox avatar, but think a Psyker can be like this?

[arctic talon]

Prolly lol

Psykers can dress however they‘re allowed to by their handler generally speaking

[crisp heath]

So we can basically have a Medieval Inquisitor-like Psyker.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Inqusitors can be psykers

[hardy root]

Some of the biggest ones are. Even the only female ogryn I know of is one I think and an inquisitor at that

[crimson kayak]

Remember this is a sci fi verse with its sci fi cultures and sci fi materials where the tech level is so uneven you could go from Neanderthal to standard 40k tech in a planet's distance.

So yeah, if you want to homebrew something it's most surely gonna be possible

[orchid lark]

Love my giant cemetery worlds

[crisp heath]

I said Inquisitor-like, as in they're not Inquisitors directly (capital I, not saying they can't be from a local inquisition, feudal or not)

[arctic talon]

Still works

[arctic talon]

She’s part of an inqusitors retinue iirc

[crimson kayak]

the only thing that you would need to add to make that outfit work for a psyker is just adding a bunch of neural dampeners

[crimson kayak]

like, these are all psykers, notice how except the tan/green dress guys (who are militarum uniforms) everyone simply dresses with what they/their master can afford, just like RL lol.

[crisp heath]

Full medieval plate armour and two-handed broadsword included?

Okay.

[crimson kayak]

i mean, that's standard feudal planet or above attire

[crisp heath]

Cue the image of a Psyker in game being a Zealot.

Just- imagine if they can do that.

We might have a special Subclass of Psyker with this idea in mind.

[celest dome]

She isnt an Inquisitor, she work for one

[celest dome]

Would be cosmetics, not really a Class

[crimson kayak]

yeah, think that unless you are under a specific group or similar where uniforms are needed you usually wear your "backstory clothes"

aka equipment from whenever you are from in universe

[crisp heath]

Hold on a minute.

[crimson kayak]

melee psyker could be fun

[crisp heath]

I mean, I'm just gonna use Sienna Battle Wizard as an example

Along with Pyromancer

For ability, it'd be something like Sienna's Firewalk, while the Talents could be based on the Pyromancer's.

All of this is an excuse for me to get a true Melee Psyker style

[crimson kayak]

i mean, a melee psyker class could work by stealing some of the inquisitor martyr catalogue

like Biomantic/Aether blades

tbf zealot could also steal things like arc blades and null-rods for a death cult class

or shields/melee combo's for a true crusader class and not that cosmetic that doesn't even have the helmet

[celest dome]

Ye, hope the Biomancer end up being melee focused

[crimson kayak]

btw i hate the fact that since martyr came out crusaders literally just became the stormtrooper version of the Frateris Militia basically.

you know, considering crusader houses are already lucky of even existing to begin with as there should not be armed men in the ecclesiarchy

[celest dome]

The only outright teleport ability is Gate of Infinity or something

[celest dome]

Should just become normal weapons like the Force Sword

[crimson kayak]

yeah i don't mean to lock them obviously

[celest dome]

Zealot could take from the Assassin and the Crusader

[celest dome]

They always somewhat were, like bodyguard and stuff

[crimson kayak]

yeah but the point of them was that they were like, exclusively melee and said "fuck you" to ranged combat

[celest dome]

Weren't all

Depend on the House

Same thing for DCAssassin

[crimson kayak]

i mean... what house in lore does use ranged weapons?

[celest dome]

We don't really know their name

[crimson kayak]

because i see people bringing up this but i could never find a quote or something mentioning crusaders with ranged weapons except in martyr and darktide

[celest dome]

I remember it being on the wiki but now it isn't, maybe it has been retconned

[crisp heath]

Okay, just maybe something not as direct as teleporting and more like, uh...

Like that High Templar in this Starcraft trailer

[crimson kayak]

Aether blades in martyr gave you like a blink-like ability dishonored style

[celest dome]

Firewalk is taken from a gate/teleport from the Bright Order (Never got named iirc, just appeared in one of the book)

[crimson kayak]

dunno, probably, i just go off from the fact that their first appearance in Dark Heresy mentions directly that they don't use them as part of their whole dogma

[celest dome]

Still in their older lore made them sound to be very independent and being represented by their House

[crimson kayak]

yeah they are because of the Decree Passive

[celest dome]

I mean as in the house decide what they allow and what they don't

[crisp heath]

Back

Anyway, it's like a sort of Warp phaseshift sort of movement, the ability I mean.

[crimson kayak]

eh, could work if the part of their lore that states their lack of ranged weaponry and reverence to melee was from a specific house and not all crusaders

but yeah, i very much prefer still the full-melee crusaders instead of a modern Frateris Templar

[crisp heath]

What are we talking about again?

[celest dome]

True, but depend on the game, like for Martyr or here, I'd say you need some ranged capacity, but for an Rpg (Owl Cat) i'd say melee only can work

[celest dome]

Crusader and their allowance of ranged or not

[crisp heath]

From the Inquisitor Martyr game?

Or the Crusaders in general?

[celest dome]

In general

[crisp heath]

Ah

[celest dome]

Martyr had it with ranged allowed

[crisp heath]

Well, from what I know, most of the Crusaders are mainly melee, right?

[celest dome]

But most lore has it forbiden

[crisp heath]

Primarily with their swords and shields.

I honestly question why they aren't armed with Power Armour like the SoB if they're restricted to melee combat.

[celest dome]

They have plate/carapace ?

[green loom]

Lack of funds

[crisp heath]

They do have Carapace Armour, yes, but it isn't that tough compared to SoB Power Armour.

[crisp heath]

Noble houses lacking funds?

Oh wait.

Let me guess - no "standard" Power Armour for humans that aren't SoB?

[green loom]

There's power armour, it's just expensive and not needed for chaff

[crisp heath]

I know

[soft sable]

Even standard issue flak armor is considered luxury by many

[crisp heath]

I was referring to the fact that Crusaders can be considered elites by virtue of being from noble houses, if Crusader Houses are anything like that.

[storm jungle]

Because tabletop.

its not that deep, the authors just never gave them any

if you want to homebrew and give your crusader a p-armor go ahead tho

[green loom]

Quickly skimming the lex

They're not "noble houses"

[crisp heath]

Okay, just want to check

[green loom]

Seeing as they're seemingly tied closely to the Inquisition, and are pretty good on the corruption side, they can probably get power armour if available

[vale shuttle]

yeah also crusaders are like never fielded and are some of the least interesting units in the Sororitas codex

so they're not gonna get much lore

[green loom]

Yeah and because no one cares about normal humans crusaders when sisters, guard and Black Templars exist

[celest dome]

Some are, but a lot are religious houses

[storm jungle]

Yeah Crusaders are basically

"We need a sword shield guy for our dark heresy campaign"

"Uh Im here"

"Okay sure you're in"

[vale shuttle]

normal human crusaders are never going to be relevant because the Sororitas already fulfil the cleric / paladin role

[green loom]

Can see no references to this

[vale shuttle]

so yeah basically as dilara says they exist entirely for the 40k ttrpgs

[green loom]

And Blackstone fortress

[crisp heath]

Bodyguards

[storm jungle]

Same thing.

You can get like 50 bodyguard types

[crisp heath]

That's the least I know of their role, basically.

[storm jungle]

Their entire purpose is basically "we need a space knight"

[green loom]

Yeah but an inquisitor can also get guard vets, ogryn, Sororitas....

[crisp heath]

I'm gonna wait for a time to get a Zealot Crusader subclass

[vale shuttle]

it's "we need a space knight that isn't a marine but also can be male"

[crisp heath]

Aren't they for Ecclesiarchy priests?

[green loom]

Imagine their entire gimmick will be blocking things with the shield, and becoming wholly useless

[crisp heath]

The Crusader, I mean

[green loom]

Normal crusaders yes

Crusader houses seem to be specifically an inquisition thing

[crisp heath]

Huh

[crisp heath]

^

[arctic talon]

Crusaders are connected more closely with the inquisition

[orchid lark]

used to be for priests

[arctic talon]

Normally

[crisp heath]

Waiting.

[orchid lark]

but

[arctic talon]

Also they like

[storm jungle]

We already have a crusader cosmetic

[orchid lark]

no man at arms

[storm jungle]

it sucks

[green loom]

And there's a bit of a difference between a madman plucked out and given a weapon and a madman plucked out, trained to death, and then given a weapon

[orchid lark]

after the whole goge vandire shtick

[crisp heath]

Okay, fuck Goge Vandire

[arctic talon]

Aren’t part of the ecclesiarchy

[orchid lark]

Ecclessiarchy are not really allowed to have their own "militarry"

[arctic talon]

They’re connected in some ways

But like

[vale shuttle]

...we do?

[crisp heath]

Men-at-arms, right?

[green loom]

Ye

[arctic talon]

They can just straight up say no

[orchid lark]

who

[crisp heath]

Where?

[orchid lark]

the ecclessiarchy?

[arctic talon]

No men at arms(sisters of battle aren’t men)

[crisp heath]

Is it the one with rags?

[arctic talon]

Crusaders

[storm jungle]

Yes lmao

but like

[arctic talon]

Can just say no

[storm jungle]

its very half-assed

[crisp heath]

Picture?

[arctic talon]

Does it even have the helmet

[orchid lark]

that was the loophole they found yes

[green loom]

Crusaders still exist, priests can have "Battle Conclaves" they just can't be too big else they're murdered

[crisp heath]

Ah.

[arctic talon]

No helmet

[vale shuttle]

||daily reminder this implies the ecclesiarchy would have a male or all male force if they could||

[arctic talon]

[orchid lark]

the chest piece is bussin

[crisp heath]

.....

[vale shuttle]

oh yeah it does suck!!

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Crusaders are cool

[storm jungle]

jkfkjdsf THESE REACTIONS

[arctic talon]

Mostly since they’re like

[crisp heath]

You know, I kinda want it just for the plate armour

[arctic talon]

Idk

They look cool

I like their drip

[crisp heath]

Too bad I spent all my stuff on getting the game.

[arctic talon]

Also had a fun character in blackstone fortress

[green loom]

Little red riding hood with a side of plastic toys glued on

[arctic talon]

Lol

[crisp heath]

I would like to get the armour, but exclude the hood

[orchid lark]

you can buy thing seperately

[crisp heath]

Yes. It still does not help that I don't have money.

[orchid lark]

ive done all i can

[crisp heath]

Yep

[vale shuttle]

maybe it'd look better if you put the recusants cage on instead of the hood

[crisp heath]

So unless Aquilas become free in the far future somehow, I'm staying poor.

[orchid lark]

the sissy cage

[vale shuttle]

but im not wasting money to test that

[green loom]

I'm going to need to go murder my roommate for listening to Garfield on speaker now

[crisp heath]

Poorer than Hive church mice.

Unrelated, I had this.

[orchid lark]

as we get better with moulds, we might have to say to goodbye to chibi epic scale proportions

[arctic talon]

The only Ordo who never really got an established look in 40k is like

Xenos sorta

[orchid lark]

Eisenhorn

Ravenor

Vail

its black

[crisp heath]

Their outfits are quite varied.

[orchid lark]

like most inquisitors

[storm jungle]

Can confirm lol

[crisp heath]

Generic Ordo Hereticus Inquisitors looked like Witch Hunters

[storm jungle]

Hereticus/Malleus lean alot into like IRL european witch hunter looks

Xenos is just whatever you feel like wearing

[crisp heath]

Generic Ordo Malleus often looked like Paladins or Knight Templars or so

[arctic talon]

Malleus also is like

[orchid lark]

we got whats his face in Space Marine

[arctic talon]

Armored up as hell normally

[orchid lark]

looks like Eisenhorn

[arctic talon]

Their asthetic is just armor on top of armor

[orchid lark]

Vail had power armour

[arctic talon]

She did

[crisp heath]

Thematically, we don't have a Generic Xenos attire

[arctic talon]

But xenos never got an overall asthetic on the tabletop

Is my point

Bcs they never got a codex

Yeah

[storm jungle]

haha owned

[arctic talon]

It always seems to be

More high tech then hereticus

Less armored then malleus

[crisp heath]

The named Inquisitors of that Ordo, they're mostly pretty much varied themselves.

[arctic talon]

Hereticus is witch hunters in space

Malleus is totally not space paladins

[orchid lark]

Krazy Pants off looks like a priest

[crisp heath]

On a walking chair

[storm jungle]

Speaking of, heres my Ordo Xenos inquisitor

No he doesnt have a hexmark gun, what do you mean

[orchid lark]

there you go

[arctic talon]

Neat

[orchid lark]

we have an official look at the generic outfit

[green loom]

I feel like I know this artist

[orchid lark]

mission accomplished lets go home boys

[arctic talon]

No we don’t die die die die

[storm jungle]

NOOOO-

[arctic talon]

I will never forgive GW

For not releasing codex xenos hunters

[storm jungle]

also its true, I based his look on a very specific aesthetic

[arctic talon]

Mmmm Fanta

[crisp heath]

Oh, Fantastic.

[orchid lark]

Fantasquisitor

[crimson kayak]

all their equipment is master crafted

[crisp heath]

Yes, I am aware of that.

But Carapace Armour...

[crimson kayak]

master crafted carapace is nothing to scoff at

[green loom]

Yeah carrapace rocks

[crimson kayak]

it's literally the best you can get ouside of power armour

[crisp heath]

Time for comparisons between it and SoB Power Armour.

[orchid lark]

something something something forgeworld contracts

[arctic talon]

Carapace armor is pretty good in universe

[green loom]

"Ok this nice Citroen is good but it can't compare with this high end Lamborghini"

[arctic talon]

Like

That stuff can eat a bolter shot

And sometimes be fine

[crisp heath]

We can attest that to the Crusher, at least.

[orchid lark]

but dont you get it

its not power armour

muh space knights

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-gif-24728653

[green loom]

Yeah I love needing menials to put on my armour and having to do 293938292 rituals daily so it doesn't malfunction and tear me in half

[arctic talon]

Also you forgot the power pack

That thing gets damaged enough

Ur done

[orchid lark]

Ferrus Mannus vs the wyrm

power packs explode

since when

[arctic talon]

Explode no

[crisp heath]

Time for a few random things

[arctic talon]

Make you unable to fight yes

[celest dome]

They can explode

[arctic talon]

They provide power

[green loom]

Good luck moving a massive slab of metal stuck to you

[crisp heath]

Like, Commissar Sabres.

[orchid lark]

nah theyre strong enough to move without the power packs

faith and shit

[crisp heath]

In Darktide, are Commissar sabres the Heavy Swords or the Dueling Sabres?

[celest dome]

Neither, or both and more

[green loom]

Doesn't matter, they can probably use both

[crisp heath]

(And honestly, they looked a little more like cutlasses)

[green loom]

There is no such thing as "standard"

[crisp heath]

It's still something to guess which ones might fit more in general.

[scenic bolt]

the dueling sword were maccabian from when we still had item descriptions, the heavy swords are vostroyan

[celest dome]

Still in the weapon name

[crisp heath]

The dueling swords, yeah. But not the Heavy ones.

[celest dome]

Though it's not Vostroyan but from its moon

[crisp heath]

Now, something that bothers me so often.

Are the Zealot hammers Power Hammers or Thunder Hammers?

Design-wise, I mean.

[storm jungle]

thunders are for marines

the ones we use are power-hammers

[orchid lark]

ahmmers

whatre we french

[storm jungle]

SHUT.

[celest dome]

They are named Thunderhammer

[crisp heath]

But are they Thunder Hammers?

(Names are a different story)

[green loom]

Are they about twice your size

[celest dome]

Thunder hammer are Powerhammer

[crisp heath]

Yes, for Astartes

[orchid lark]

they function as thunderhammers, which releases the field on impact

but are not Thunder Hammers

[celest cedar]

Theyre Moebian made too! Crucis

[celest dome]

In theory any SM weapon was adapted from normal weapon

[soft sable]

not sure why but the "Mortis" Thunder Hammer skin looks like it was taken directly from the Deathwatch Space Marines, makes me think that some lucky Rogue Trader managed to get their charismatic paws on one which they later sold off to an Inquisitor for their private armies

[orchid lark]

we have bolters, but not Bolters

[celest dome]

Wouldn't work, too big to use a real SM one

[green loom]

Deathwatch is Inquisition

[crisp heath]

It's still annoying on how there are basically two weapons that are basically the same but different

Different being in relative sizes.

[arctic talon]

Technically no

[orchid lark]

its the military arm, so yeah, technically no

they work alongside

not for

[arctic talon]

It also technically can ignore inqusitors

[crisp heath]

Now for something that I'll say is pretty funky, for Psykers.

[storm jungle]

Imperial weapons use imagery like that a lot

[soft sable]

Space Marine kits are almost only ever built and sold with the 1 handed hammers, while terminators and the old sternguard got access to the 2 handed variants

[coarse pumice]

Marine bolters aren’t that different, but imagine the bolter we do have but your character can control the recoil a lot better and have a helmet display for aiming

[green loom]

Inquisitors can ignore inquisitors, they're still inquisition

[orchid lark]

Gabriel Angelos begs to differ

[arctic talon]

They explicitly aren’t inquisition snymore

[orchid lark]

what

[green loom]

Massive Silver I on shoulderpad
Nope, totally not inquisition

[crisp heath]

Can we get what are basically a pair of Warp caestus?

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s weird

The inquisition had them founded

[crisp heath]

For Psykers?

[celest dome]

Hammerhand exist, doesn't require cestus

[arctic talon]

But they literally don’t fall under their authority or command anymore

So

[orchid lark]

I mean are sisters of battle part of the inquisiton?

[crisp heath]

As a weapon for our Psykers here.

Not like a Warp ability that would probably raise Peril just from using them.

[soft sable]

rare exception, same thing with 40k space marine with Captain Titus, but overall GW only ever sold one handed thunder hammers for their kits and only the deathwatch or sternguard kits had access to a genuine 2 handed variant. Gabriel Angelos was a promotional piece for Dawn of war 3 which in of itself was a long forgotten mess, which is sadge because that model looks baller despite being stupid expensive Forge World mini...

[green loom]

Not as closely tied

[orchid lark]

are grey knights and Exorcists inquisition

[celest dome]

Thunderhammer are 2h, Terminator can use them 1h, Deathwatch have access to Heavy Thunder Hammer

[crisp heath]

Oh yeah. Heavy Thunder Hammer. As if the default one isn't Heavy enough.

[green loom]

Considering how much GK work with inquisitors?

[arctic talon]

Tbh odds are you might break an arm using it

[crisp heath]

You know what? On April Fools Day, give us these hammers.

[arctic talon]

It sucks for marines using it already lore wise

[arctic talon]

TRUE!

[crisp heath]

For free.

[green loom]

GK weren't even made by the Inquisition and they still work alongside the Malleus a ton

[orchid lark]

are the rejects part of the holy inquisition

[storm jungle]

yES

[crisp heath]

Technically.

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

oh whoops caps

[green loom]

Yeah we're acolytes

[arctic talon]

By the end of the campaign 100%

[crisp heath]

Yeah, Level 30, we're Acolytes.

[storm jungle]

but by Level 30 you take the Hereticus Oath, the characters say as much.

[arctic talon]

At the start we’re conscripts

[green loom]

Dregs though we may be but members we also are!

[orchid lark]

suspicious

[storm jungle]

you are suspicious

sus even

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-look-frog-what-did-you-say-gif-8287956

[green loom]

Idk where this bit about the deathwatch breaking off comes from considering they still work closely with the Ordo Xenos lol

[green loom]

They still have inquisition iconography, they still sponsor a massive Ordo Xenos fortress on Talasa Prime

[storm jungle]

💀

[green loom]

Only thing I'd maybe say is that inquisitors IG can't boss them around? But that claim would be inconsistent on a good day

[crimson kayak]

terminator TH are technically two handed, they wield them one handed due to you know... terminator armour

[orchid lark]

Whose rank is higher, a Deathwatch Watch Master or an Inquisitor lord

[green loom]

Neither

[orchid lark]

who knows

Watch Masters dont leave the watch fortresses

[crisp heath]

The Emperor knows.

[crimson kayak]

deathwatch meanwhile gets the huge fuck off heavy thunder hammer

[soft sable]

ye, i know that, their Tactical Dreadnought Power armor allows them to wield heavier wargear with much more ease, even heavy ranged weapons like the plasma cannon and heavy bolter can be mounted up on one arm rather then requiring a second arm for support.

[orchid lark]

nah we call it Terminator Armour

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-look-frog-what-did-you-say-gif-8287956

Strong as one terminator arm

[crimson kayak]

oh no i meant just regarding the "kits are sold with 1h thunder hammer", they are not, it's just that the termie models wield them one handed lol

[soft sable]

Dat big boi makes me want Heavy Bolters for Ogryns

[green loom]

That's a below average build Catachan

[soft sable]

Sergeant Harker is a very big boi, with a big gun

[crimson kayak]

well, technically close to all models wield them one handed but you can't tell me those handles are one handed lol

thunder hammer wielders are just built different i suppose

[orchid lark]

gabes hammer was also a gift from an inquisitor

if i remember correctly

[crimson kayak]

gabe's is definetly a heavy thunder hammer

that thing is fucking massive

[soft sable]

his armor was also substantially redesigned and rebranded then to just have him live inside a suit of Terminator armor like other Chapter Masters did (looks at Calgar)

[orchid lark]

strongest human to hold that hammer then

[green loom]

With a neck like that he's pretty marine adjacent

[orchid lark]

technically a Daemonhammer

its an ordo malleus weapon

[soft sable]

hits just as hard regardless

[crimson kayak]

a yes... the fancy thunder hammers

i consider them same as the GK nemesis weapons, literally just "look, my weapon does the same thing as your, but it's also anti-chaos!"

(btw God-Splitter is heretical tech technically as it contains part of an Avatar Of Khaine's weapon)

[vale shuttle]

look the space marines must have the fanciest possible toys, and the GK must have the specialist fanciest possible toys that's why they can't have a force weapon and it has to be a

nemesis force weapon

[celest dome]

Nemesis is just a way to say Artificer for me, like it's normal weapons but better quality and stuff

[vale shuttle]

there's a clear hierarhcy for fancy toys it goes:
Emperor
Primarchs
Custodes
Grey Knights
Jimmy Space Marines
Inquisitors I guess
Sororitas
like, everyone else in the setting

[orchid lark]

Forgetting house Van Saar and their shit

[celest cedar]

Are Sororitas like genetically engineered like Space Marines? Or it's the armor they wear and skill?

[crystal forum]

skill

[celest cedar]

So they're pretty much normal humans in power armor then?

[crystal forum]

they definitely don't have a gene seed

[green loom]

Mostly

Like they get augments iirc

But nothing as invasive as marines

[celest cedar]

So underneath their bodies are still "normal"? What augments that they receive?

[crimson kayak]

depends

[crystal forum]

I think it's case by case

[green loom]

Think it's just the bits that let them use their power armour

[crimson kayak]

most sororitas don't have them to begin with, it's just power armour+skill and equipment

when you equip your human force like space marines and have them incredibly zealous in what they do, you tend to get better results

[green loom]

And there's lots of them

[celest cedar]

Oh. Makes sense

So are the Sororitas like the IRL Templars or more Hospitaliers?

[crimson kayak]

oh wait, one augment they have, and it's the muscle plugs for the armour

[green loom]

Both

[crimson kayak]

depends of the order

same as how not all space marines are not romans or knights

[green loom]

Hospitallers and battle sisters are technically separate right?

[crimson kayak]

yep

[crystal forum]

they're a glorified ecclesiarchy paramilitary special forces unit

[crimson kayak]

but they are armed sometimes because you know, battlefield medic

[green loom]

They also serves as traditional medicae

[crimson kayak]

yep

they can be found within most imperial organizations

[crystal forum]

one of the only orgs that can use space marine vehicles

[green loom]

Well technically it's their own stuff

Like Organ artillery, unique predator/rhino tank

[crystal forum]

wish the militarum could use rhinos

[crimson kayak]

i always wanted to make a 13/5 Regiment army just to get to use marine/heresy stuff as models

[celest cedar]

So's thats why I sometimes read that a Sororitas is around Inquisitors

[green loom]

They're the chamber militant of the Hereticus iirc

[crimson kayak]

i mean, you could easily find battle sisters too with inquisitors

[green loom]

So they get grabbed a ton

[celest cedar]

Kinda like the Hospitaliers yeah

[celest dome]

were

[green loom]

And still get grabbed a ton

[crimson kayak]

but you can find the hospitaliers even with guard regiments or on "peaceful" planets with a shrine

[green loom]

Because like, not many would refuse to aid His Holiest of Servants

Unless they're like, a radical

But they probably love Puritans that agree with themv

[crystal forum]

use their blood as holy protection

[crimson kayak]

also in the elucidian codex hospitallers are said to maintain codes of non-violence while everywhere else they are just as zealous and fighty as normal sisters.

[storm jungle]

If you mean being racist genocidal psychopaths that invade places and kill lots of people then yeah thats basically them.

[signal bramble]

The sisters of battle are the official chamber militant of the ordo hereticus.

[orchid lark]

Something something calls space marines Aberrants

[crystal forum]

based?

[celest cedar]

I didnt know that.

But then where's Grendyl's Sister company then?

[orchid lark]

Why would he need one

[green loom]

Probably no nearby orders

[orchid lark]

You make do with what you get or want

[signal bramble]

Inquisitors also get to decide who accompanies them.

[green loom]

And it seems Grendyll is more down with having his own personal warband cult

[orchid lark]

Like a good inquisitor

[crystal forum]

they already have a shit ton of cannon fodder prisoners

[celest cedar]

I AM A WARRIOR xd

[orchid lark]

Sisters of battle gets added

[signal bramble]

Sisters of battle are expensive. Prisoners are expendable.

[vale shuttle]

sororitas are like:
real crusaders (as dilara says racist religious shitheads)
fantasy paladins / clerics (holy definitely-not-magic, armoured warriors and hymns and such)
female space marines (because james workshop can't make real female space marines or the fanbase will firebomb his house)

[orchid lark]

Bye bye psykers

[storm jungle]

Basically

its because the plot didnt want them

it has nothing to do with resources

Same as how people say Darktide's scenario is beneath marines when Astartes literally do this rebellion quelling on a daily basis on planets

[orchid lark]

Inb4 people ask wheres sisters of battle rejects

[green loom]

Reminder of how the community reacts to minor stuff

[celest cedar]

I mean

[crystal forum]

come to think about it, wtf is up with that servitor in the "I am a warrior" scene and why does its face change

[storm jungle]

Oh god here we go

🍿

[signal bramble]

Most heretical uprisings are handled by the AM.

[vale shuttle]

did you know my essay on why the imperium is fascist got one thousand comments on reddit?

[celest cedar]

We already have female Zealots in the team

[orchid lark]

Grendyl can be anyone

[storm jungle]

They are handled by whoever the book wants at the time

there isnt a reason for it

[green loom]

I did not

[orchid lark]

He is among us

[vale shuttle]

well, it did. it got one thousand comments and a lot of them were hot garbage

[orchid lark]

Or on the planet doing stuff

[green loom]

SoB rejects are either repentias, penitent engines, arch flagellants
Or dead

[storm jungle]

Basically not even joking and gonna be blunt.

Thats Grendyl remaining anonymous appearance wise and making what is basically a Zoom/Skycall on a possibly pre-recorded message to hype the penal prisoners up to fight for him.

[celest cedar]

I AM A WARRIOR

I AM A WARRIOR

[storm jungle]

Yes we know

[orchid lark]

Grendyl reveal teaser

[storm jungle]

NOOO

[vale shuttle]

they should just give zealots a repentia costume

[celest cedar]

Its actually a really good setpiece XD

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

The real twist is Grendyll doesn't exist and Rannick is the actual inquisitor and it's an elaborate scheme to deflect assassination attempts

[vale shuttle]

zealots are pretty much already repentia, just give us the repentia costume

[celest cedar]

I AM A WARRIOR

[vale shuttle]

make it female locked if you have to, idc, just let me have it

[crystal forum]

so who's that noble looking lady in the game's intro cutscene

[orchid lark]

Sure

[celest cedar]

I AM A WARRIOR

I AM A WARRIOR

[signal bramble]

It’s not surprising. I’ve seen essays arguing why it isn’t that gets backlash as well. XD

[green loom]

Rogue trader

It's her ship

[orchid lark]

What is this bot doing

[signal bramble]

The point is, people will argue over anything.

[celest cedar]

I AM A WARRIOR

[crystal forum]

oh shit i thought she was the inquisitor

[orchid lark]

I thought she was ship mistress

[celest cedar]

I hecking love being Grendyl's Warrior

[vale shuttle]

people who argue it isn't fascist are highly suspect tbh

[signal bramble]

I thought she was the inquisitor.

[orchid lark]

Year of our lord 2023 and i saw hecking being used

[crystal forum]

not very well communicated huh

[green loom]

Brahms, a rogue trader, is shipmistress of her own ship

[celest cedar]

Its the SFW version

[vale shuttle]

i actually see hecking being used a lot but it's mostly people being like "ha ha i hate redditors they say 'hecking doggerino'"

[storm jungle]

Shipmistress Brahms

[orchid lark]

Brahms need some rejuv treatment

[crystal forum]

is this stated anywhere in the game or did you have to ask a dev

[signal bramble]

[vale shuttle]

it's stated in the uuuhhh

subtitles

[storm jungle]

Imbd and credits lmao

[signal bramble]

Not funny either.

[celest cedar]

From what I gather from banter: Brahms owes Grendyl a favor. So thats why Grendyl's using her ship to host Grendyl's own warband

[vale shuttle]

she'd subtitled as "Shipmistress Brahm" i think

[arctic talon]

The fucking subtitles of the trailer

[orchid lark]

Her face reminding i need to get new tires

[green loom]

Grendyll has some leverage over her and uses her ship as his personal club house

[arctic talon]

Tbh

She might just work for him

[green loom]

They mention her by name like 3 times in game

[storm jungle]

Also this @crystal forum

[green loom]

Smh you people don't play

[arctic talon]

That also

Aparantly inquisition members keep on getting into places

[vale shuttle]

i play the game

[celest cedar]

Imagine how Brahms react to the I AM A WARRIOR scene

[arctic talon]

They aren’t allowed to be in

[signal bramble]

He’s an inquisitor so he doesn’t even need to do that. An inquisitor can flash his rosette and commandeer the vessel.

[vale shuttle]

i just haven't been playing it much because it's got no new content in 6 months

seasonal content coming soon, eh fatshark?

[arctic talon]

If the crew don’t kill him first

[orchid lark]

Why would they

[coarse pumice]

Rogue Traders have their own clout

[arctic talon]

Commandeering a ship usually requires a level of consent

[arctic talon]

Because why would they trust some random ass inqusitor who showed up

Demanding to be given command

[signal bramble]

They may have struck a bargain.

[green loom]

Think it's more the extent to which he uses the ship

[celest cedar]

Grendyl's also grooming Rannick to be an Inquistor. Possibly succeeding Grendyl. Should they perish.

[arctic talon]

That is most likely the case

[crystal forum]

don't need consent when you have a bolter

[orchid lark]

Sees an inquisitor rosette

[green loom]

Since it's 99% inquisition personnel now and is basically a mobile Inquisition command centre

[orchid lark]

I dont know walt

Seems sus

[arctic talon]

Everyone on the command deck has a gun + guards

[celest cedar]

And a company of Sisters

[crystal forum]

sussy baka

[arctic talon]

Point being an inqusitor usually can’t just waltz in and say I’m in charge now

For a ship

[orchid lark]

Eisenhorn did it

Vail kinda did it to a regiment

[vale shuttle]

what almost certainly happened with brahm / grendyl is this:
Grendyl: I'm commandeering your ship.
Brahm: "Oh." (not excited).
Grendyl: "You'll get a massive amount of respect, connections in the Inquisition, a large stipend, protection, and access to a massive amount of authority and resources."
Brahm: "Oh!" (excited).

[crystal forum]

god damn you eisenhorn

[storm jungle]

Basically to contrary to what people believe, you can't just wave your Inquisitorial badge aroudn and be expected to have everything fall on your lap.

If you don't have any influence or presence you'll probably just get shot lol

[arctic talon]

^

[signal bramble]

In a short story Im reading, an inquisitor makes a deal with a planetary beat cop. When the soldier carried out his end of the bargain, the inquisitor woke up the commander in the middle of the night and made him sign the cop’s promotion papers to lieutenant.

[storm jungle]

basically its like a DEA officer walking to the middle of a cartel kingping's house

and going

"You are all under arrest"

lmao

[signal bramble]

So it is possible the inquisitor struck a deal with the ship lady.

[arctic talon]

An inqusitors authority only goes as far as their reputation

[storm jungle]

This.

[orchid lark]

RIP Inquisitor Hank Schrader

[crystal forum]

except the cartel has a contract with the US that says they can do whatever they want

[celest cedar]

Brahms owes Grendyl a favor. I think just hitting up Brahms and goes "yo I need your ship brah" and Brahms just accept it.

[arctic talon]

Inqusitor bumfuck trying to commandeer a ship is gona get filled with holes by a flechette gun if he tries to shoot the captain

[signal bramble]

Or if he’s pointing a bolt pistol at your head.

[orchid lark]

just like a rogue trader

the lore deeepns

[crystal forum]

that's what i meant

[arctic talon]

I mean that applies to anything

[crystal forum]

unless you're a primarch

remember kids, primarch skulls are better than helmets

[green loom]

Idk Guilliman gets a lot of pushback

[signal bramble]

Depends on the story and the crew. The average ship crew is usually depicted as not brave or stupid enough to try and fight an inquisitor.

Mostly because they don’t know what kind of back up he has watching.

[orchid lark]

they dont get paid enough for this shit

[arctic talon]

Again an inqusitors authority only goes as far as his reputation

[storm jungle]

This is a core rule yeah

Even if you are a strong inquisitor you are risking your life constantly waving that badge around

its not a good idea

[orchid lark]

what if the Rogue Trader was our favourite fan hero Carlos McConnel

[arctic talon]

It’s always better to take a diplomatic approach

[signal bramble]

Not necessarily. If an inquisitor flashes his badge, the average person isn’t going to fight back.

[storm jungle]

Like even if you are an very well known inquisitor

[green loom]

The crew maybe not, but the loyal voidsmen who've been living on the ship since before the inquisitor was ever born might

[storm jungle]

imagine walking into like

the HQ of a GSC cult

and saying they will surrender and submit to you

yeah you are getting chopped up

[arctic talon]

Ship command staff aren’t the average person

[storm jungle]

[signal bramble]

A smart inquisitor wouldn’t do that. They’d bring in a purgation unit.

Bad example.

[crystal forum]

what if the rogue trader is pedro pascal

[storm jungle]

Not really

most inquisitors are power hungry

and dumb

[orchid lark]

who

[storm jungle]

why do you think we see them in lore so much

[crystal forum]

how dare you

[storm jungle]

[signal bramble]

Eh not really. Not in recent books anyway.

[celest cedar]

Bruh Grendyl should just bring HIS WARRIORS to that 2nd hive city

before Morrow told us the classic

[green loom]

Which warpjack are you

[storm jungle]

Its pretty much been a setting stable, so yeah really

like the infamous uh

[celest cedar]

"Never you mind

[storm jungle]

EMIL DARKHAMMER

[signal bramble]

Vale. Crowl. Eisenhorn.

[storm jungle]

again

you are picking the sane well known ones

[signal bramble]

The one in the book I’m reading now whose true name we don’t know yet.

[green loom]

Aren't Eisenhorn and Vail from older books

[arctic talon]

Vail is pretty well respected

[storm jungle]

Eisenhorn uh

gets fired twice

[signal bramble]

Amberley Vail is the best written inquisitor in 40k.

[storm jungle]

and turns heretic

[arctic talon]

Same with Eisenhorn before his decent into becoming a radical

[green loom]

Hey remember that Eisenhorn mobile game?

[arctic talon]

Tbf

He was pretty well respected

Before he

Yeah

[orchid lark]

Eisenhorn sane for being juiced up for blank puss

[storm jungle]

NOOO

[green loom]

Is it because she sleeps with Cain

[arctic talon]

There’s a level of respect that’s required

To just have someone listen

[crystal forum]

radical inquisitor doing some sick flips 🛹

[arctic talon]

But most voidsmen and ship command staff are most loyal to the captain

Which is pretty odd

In 40k

But also meh

[signal bramble]

No. Because she uses a combination of wit, charm, smarts, and brute force to get her way. She doesn’t threaten exterminatus on everyone. She’s smart enough to vary her approach depending on what needs to be done. She’ll let her hair down but when shit gets serious she’s cold as ice.

[storm jungle]

Puritan Inquisitor be like: NOOO STOP YOU CANT KEEP SUMMONING DAEMONHOSTS

Radical Inquisitor in question:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-skateboard-cat-skateboard-cat-spinning-spinning-gif-21095646

[crystal forum]

because 40k is british so it has a fetish for naval structure

[arctic talon]

Lmfao fair enough

[green loom]

Beyond just duty they're also the ones who get them paid so lol

[signal bramble]

Amberley is great.

[arctic talon]

True!

[orchid lark]

need my throne scrips

dont give a fuck whose manning the ship

[crimson kayak]

to a voidsmen the captain is the equivalent of a planetary governor

[green loom]

He's da Chief

[orchid lark]

i want my p0rno-slates and lho sticks

[crystal forum]

i get paid exclusively in dead rats

[orchid lark]

but what about in game tho

[green loom]

After living with my roommate I'm fairly sure I could stomach living on a nurglite vessel

[arctic talon]

Tbf they’re more loyal then a pdf or personal guard would be to a planetary governor

Which is a bit absurd

[crystal forum]

dead rats are free. you can bring them home

[arctic talon]

Then again the captain could just

Vent the airlocks and kill everyone

[green loom]

Personal guards aren't always disloyal

[arctic talon]

So maybe it isn’t absurd

[arctic talon]

They aren’t

[green loom]

But they're also like

[arctic talon]

But they aren’t suicidally loyal like a lot of voidsmen

[green loom]

From a way bigger recruitment pool

And most voidsmen are from straight up families that have lived on the ship for generations iirc

[crystal forum]

don't voidsmen basically spend multiple generations in ships

[green loom]

Yep

So they're basically fighting for their home as much as the captain

[crystal forum]

so yeah might become tradition to serve

[celest cedar]

the f's a Voidsmen

[signal bramble]

Starship crew.

[crystal forum]

navy crew

[celest cedar]

oh

[crystal forum]

what we'd call a seaman

[green loom]

Imagine if the Navy had its own militant hall monitors

[orchid lark]

space warrior

[celest cedar]

thats a general term to encompass all the people in a navy ship?

[green loom]

No

[orchid lark]

seamen?

[signal bramble]

You mean guys who keep the rabble in line? They have them.

[orchid lark]

yeah

[crystal forum]

cannon fodder

[green loom]

Voidsmen specifically are basically marines

[signal bramble]

Not alwyas.

[orchid lark]

Voidborn

[arctic talon]

Voidsmen at arms is the specific name

[orchid lark]

unlucky

[arctic talon]

Usually gets shortened to voidsmen

[orchid lark]

we dont like voidborn folks

[signal bramble]

Several books show they’ll go on a planet and conscript randos from a planet for the honor of serving on a ship.

By force.

[arctic talon]

That one warhammer crime short story with a few hundred getting lynched by an angry mob

[green loom]

Then those become the next generation if they survive

[arctic talon]

[green loom]

Remember that time

The Black Templars killed a bunch of Longshanks

[signal bramble]

And if they don’t they can just stop on another planet and grab themselves some more.

[orchid lark]

because voidborn is no good

[arctic talon]

Tbf long shanks are more mutated then a voidborn

But yeah

[crystal forum]

imagine being called to change the reactor core

[orchid lark]

superstition is helluva thing

[arctic talon]

POV slave

[crystal forum]

more like soon to die slave

[signal bramble]

Hey sometimes the voidsmen have it pretty good. In the devastation of Baal book one gunner crew does so well, the space marine captain rewards them with extra rations and an additional 6 minutes of sleep.

Christmas has come early.

[arctic talon]

I’m just making a dumb joke tbh

[crystal forum]

i swear you've said this exact same thing before

[arctic talon]

Voidsmen are treated slightly less terribly then your average manufacotrum slave

[signal bramble]

It’s my favorite example.

And it’s hilarious.

[orchid lark]

do i want to step in bird shit or dog shit, its all the same in the end, we die

[vale shuttle]

goddamnit ive been sitting on james workshop's website for five minutes waiting for the imperial guard showcase for 10th and i just realised THEY HAVE A HOLIDAY DUE TO THE FRIGGING KING

bri'ish "people" and their "MONARCHY"

[orchid lark]

thats good

[vale shuttle]

ruining my daily dose of 10e

[signal bramble]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/08/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-astra-militarum-2/?utm_source=instagram&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=gw-pre-orders&utm_content=factionfocus-astramilitarum&fbclid=PAAaYBhY-EsHU_QXlDLE2rxkziiNBUcEtaUP2YLpw9iBsBUoI4VQtRds0on3s

You mean that?

[vale shuttle]

!!!

thjank you khalith it literally is still not appearing on my page

[signal bramble]

I got you.

[orchid lark]

never pressed F5

[vale shuttle]

probs gonna have to clean out my browser cache lmao

[vale shuttle]

no i kept pressing f5, what probably happened is my browser went "just gonna reload the page same as it ever was to save broadband and time" which caused the page to not update

[orchid lark]

couldve checked twitter

[vale shuttle]

i only use twitter for furry art

[orchid lark]

what

like

Ezoid

or Meesh

[crystal forum]

based 😎

[vale shuttle]

here's the first thing i got when i loaded it up

[orchid lark]

thats just a bird

[crystal forum]

half life 2 cosplay

[orchid lark]

id show mine but id get banned

[crystal forum]

same

[vale shuttle]

im not gonna flood the discord chat with furry art, you get the picture

[crystal forum]

i get the art actually

[orchid lark]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-look-frog-what-did-you-say-gif-8287956

[vale shuttle]

ok im stopping now before i get carried away

[crystal forum]

tail cape

[signal bramble]

This is a lore channel, you shouldn’t be posting it here anyway.

[orchid lark]

sorry police officer

[vale shuttle]

better @ our local moderator to ban me

[green loom]

Pathfinder has some neat lore

[vale shuttle]

maybe when dilara comes back she'll do it

[signal bramble]

Nah it wouldn’t warrant a ban, just deleting the images and a verbal.

[orchid lark]

we got the verbal from you

[signal bramble]

At least that’s what I do on the servers I mod.

[orchid lark]

so one more to go eeh

[crystal forum]

it does merit a verb

[vale shuttle]

...really?

[crystal forum]

maybe even a noun

[vale shuttle]

better give yourself a verbal warning

[green loom]

An adjective perhaps

[vale shuttle]

because this is a lore chat not a moderation chat

[storm jungle]

I won't do it this once but don't make it a regular occurrence

we try to be lax for the most part because if theres one thing i hate its asshole mods who constantly make people move chats

so ill let it fly this once but yeah back to lore peeps

[orchid lark]

ive posted the same furry shitpost here three times and all dilara does is just type AAAAA

[vale shuttle]

i mean i don't normally go off on furry art tangents so 🤷

[storm jungle]

I DIDNT SEE IT

IM DOING UNI SHIT

[vale shuttle]

conversations veering off into random places is just what happens when people talk

[orchid lark]

imagine studying

[crystal forum]

mods not looking quick post images of corn

[vale shuttle]

oh god i need to study tomorrow

[signal bramble]

I’m currently reading the vorbis conspiracy which is a warhammer crime novel. It’s really good and interesting. Has that noire grit in the 40k setting.

[green loom]

I have an exam in
3 hours

[orchid lark]

just get a game design degree and an animation diploma lmao

its that easy

[green loom]

I hate linguistics

[vale shuttle]

no thanks, i tried software engineering and it wasn't for me

[signal bramble]

There’s also a short story called dredge runners that is hilarious.

[crystal forum]

hell yeah a degree in college debt

[orchid lark]

you have debt?

[crystal forum]

nope, i live in a sensible country

[orchid lark]

why would I have debt

[crystal forum]

university

[orchid lark]

shame that

imagine having debts

[vale shuttle]

i have debt except it can't be collected until i hit a certain income level so if i flunk out and become a gravedigger i'll never have to pay it off, thus banishing it to the taxpayer and causing the downfall of western civilization or something

[crystal forum]

the only debts i have is with the irish mob

[orchid lark]

gravedigging is a noble profession

honorable if you will

[green loom]

I'm apparently indebted to my family so they reserve the right to take all my money at any point

[orchid lark]

i cant imagine that lmao

[crystal forum]

my family refuses to take my money no matter how much i insist

[green loom]

The refuse to let me spend a couple euros on a new hard drive to replace my 12 year old one

[celest cedar]

I hecking love the Imperium

[orchid lark]

just straight up named Malay

which I am

[crystal forum]

bruh mine is 5 years old and im terrified of it shitting the bed and losing all my data

[celest cedar]

Oh you're our neighbor from the north xd

[vale shuttle]

innovation is a psyops made by the foul chaos xenos to destroy the imperium and introduce heretical law

[green loom]

Mine is still running Darktide

[vale shuttle]

better just sit in a circle and bang rocks together for the rest of all time

[green loom]

Thank God for the cloud

[orchid lark]

whatre you singaporean?

[green loom]

Though if it kicks it I'll lose my Wrath of the Righteous save

Which will hurt

[celest cedar]

ew (jk)

[storm jungle]

As long as you aren't greek we'll have no problems

[orchid lark]

racist

[green loom]

Blue Turkish

[vale shuttle]

I HATE THE SWISS

[orchid lark]

mods report this person named Dilara

[celest cedar]

Dont worry

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

if you're friends with socrates then i don't want to talk to you

[vale shuttle]

i'm knwon for my incredibly racist rants against switzerland and their lovely cheeses and chocolates and all that fuck them

[celest cedar]

Im an Ottoman boo anyway xd

[orchid lark]

im muslim i gotta side with the turks

damn it

[green loom]

I technically should despise the ottomans but I'm past the point of caring

[orchid lark]

and cats

i love cats

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[crystal forum]

i don't trust meat on stick

[green loom]

I trust meat stick

[vale shuttle]

this is my catte

[celest cedar]

Playing a lot of BF1 got me at least know a few Turkish words

[celest cedar]

DUSMAN, TESEKULER

[orchid lark]

Careful inb4 Khailith says no pet pictures

[celest cedar]

HAYDFE

HAYDE

[orchid lark]

This is a lore chat

[crystal forum]

lore cat

[green loom]

Does Hayde mean "let's go"?

[vale shuttle]

because this is the second derailment today dilara will return to personally kill me

[celest cedar]

Im pretty sure I spell Tesekkurler wrong here xd

[vale shuttle]

felinids

[celest cedar]

yes Source: me playing BF1

[vale shuttle]

is james workshop wasn't a COWARD he'd make felinids furries to appeal to the suspiciously rich furry market

[green loom]

Oh cool so that's where we picked it up from

[crystal forum]

GW doesn't have the balls to make minis for the lore furries

[green loom]

"Ajde" here is used a ton for "come on" or "alright" or "let's go"

[orchid lark]

Okay when they say Felinids are hairy but can be mistaken for most humans

[celest cedar]

Lemme guess. Is that Albanian?

[orchid lark]

we all agree they look like felicity from darkstalkers right

[green loom]

No

[celest cedar]

Bosnian?

[green loom]

No

[celest cedar]

Greek?

xd

[green loom]

No

[celest cedar]

Serbian

OMEGALUL

[orchid lark]

in his language

[green loom]

Yes

[orchid lark]

no is yes

[crystal forum]

ancient mesopotamian

[celest cedar]

So Serbian? nice

[orchid lark]

Serbian? He was really insulted on the Bosnian comment

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-look-frog-what-did-you-say-gif-8287956

[green loom]

Not really since I'm not a real Serb

[celest cedar]

hehe

[orchid lark]

dont ask Serbians what their parents did in 1994

[celest cedar]

I know where this is going if we decide to go further xd

but I cant lie

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pufferfish-fish-stare-finana-ryugu-gif-25958989

[celest cedar]

MY DAD IS A WAR CRIMINAL is a banger

[orchid lark]

dont ask your chechen class mate where his uncle is

[crystal forum]

so much hatred in countries smaller than most US states

[green loom]

So he didn't do much

[orchid lark]

leave it there

[green loom]

New York alone alone is almost as big as this country

[vale shuttle]

those countries have a history of being angry at each other longer than the US has been a thing

[crystal forum]

the state or the city

[orchid lark]

this is a discord channel, no reason you need to put your dads life here out of privacy

[green loom]

I think the city

[crystal forum]

the state is pretty massive

[orchid lark]

look at the state of it

[crystal forum]

+1 point

[vale shuttle]

wait what? the mods requested a full historical record of my p arentage, including DNA samples

[green loom]

Shit we don't even have the tech for DNA

[orchid lark]

ill show you my dna samples if you dont knock it off

[crystal forum]

dilara is trying to clone you

[green loom]

No I think it was specifically the city