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copper patrol
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idk

crystal forum
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i also think the taurox would look cooler with wheels

copper patrol
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looks decent on that one

urban spire
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idk, don't like armoured cars much

crystal forum
orchid lark
urban spire
green loom
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I'm going to go play Wrath of the Righteous now

orchid lark
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this is for all the Accatran Lasgun lovers

crystal forum
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i actually am an autocannon enjoyer

urban spire
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for the people who love bad lasguns?

green loom
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Departure meme

orchid lark
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the Tauros is the vehicle typically used by the Elysian Drop troops

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the folks who use the accatran lasgun

urban spire
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yeah, i am making the small joke

urban spire
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almost all their equipment is accatran pattern

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which makes sense, iirc, accatran is a forge world

crystal forum
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making a leman russ has made me realize how much of an undertaking an entire armoured regiment is to create

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like fuck even one of these would be a show off piece

copper patrol
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this one has the less shitty looking laspistol in it

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the other version of this I saw had a fucking carry handle on the laspistol

green loom
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And YOU get a carry handle, and YOU get a carry handle, and YOU get a carry handle and..

urban spire
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i do maintain that a bullpup lasgun makes no sense though

green loom
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Implying lasguns at all make sense

urban spire
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the magazine is a battery

copper patrol
orchid lark
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it says its a semi automatic weapon there

urban spire
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you can literally stick it anywhere, design-wise, as long as the power gets where it needs to go

orchid lark
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but its fully automatic in darktide

crystal forum
green loom
orchid lark
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they stuck the power pack infront of the barrel

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it didnt work that well

copper patrol
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you will get people bitching about aos

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again

green loom
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Good

urban spire
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you can literally wear the battery as a backpack

copper patrol
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I mean that's kinda the thing

urban spire
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it makes no difference as long as the power gets to whatever the equivalent of a receiver is in a lasgun

copper patrol
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if the battery can be anywhere it doesn't matter that it's a bullpup

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like for or against it

orchid lark
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ergo it makes sense

crystal forum
urban spire
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i am not a brother

crystal forum
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it's about the barrel

orchid lark
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nah its supposed to be funny

green loom
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Cousin?

orchid lark
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thats why bullpups are like that

crystal forum
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you get the same length of barrel as a full sized rifle for a much smaller package

green loom
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and it's very stylish

urban spire
summer rover
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accatran designs are garbage

plush mason
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a bull pup is so you can have a full length barrel in a compact package for the perfect combo of accuracy and mobility

crystal forum
urban spire
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i'm not saying it's not a cool design, it's just that you can scoot the barrel of a lasgun farther back without moving the magazine

orchid lark
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what

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why

plush mason
orchid lark
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why not put the power pack in the front so its like hammer

crystal forum
plush mason
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fair

urban spire
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nah the military can be pretty vain

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e.g. pink camo is pretty effective in a lot of scenarios

plush mason
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it works great in desert environments

crystal forum
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i wear neon green camo for ultimate concealing

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hiding in plain sight

urban spire
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yeah

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so either the pink camo is way too effective, or there's not a lot of pink camo in use

terse flume
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noticed a little touch on the K12 scope which i loved

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where, it's almost entirely a form driven design or appears so, but the sight has a peak on it, like a stained glass window

plush mason
terse flume
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no the guys who do youtube reviews of game guns and shit

plush mason
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oh

urban spire
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yeah the royal armoury in england has a youtube channel

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it's fun

plush mason
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lol

urban spire
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really good channel, highly recommend it

plush mason
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i misread armory as army :/

terse flume
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conceptually the idea that this soceity would of course peak their sights, since their conceptualization of window is that shape and as such it felt like a natural expression of design of an unusual perspective

copper patrol
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I'd probably actually like them, but I normally can't stand watching the "lets look at game weapons or fighting style and pick it apart" type videos

urban spire
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it's called a gothic arch, by the way

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the peak design

terse flume
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that a society like the imperium would express their weird culture in the form of gothic arched sights

copper patrol
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makes sense

plush mason
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all the windows in the imperium are gothic arched windows so ofc their sights would also be arched

urban spire
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which is really cool

copper patrol
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that's what I have heard

terse flume
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it's best when it's a dev who is also a gun nerd

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like the titanfall/apex people

crystal forum
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i bet making arch shaped lenses is a pain in the ass but this is the imperium

terse flume
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who spend a lot of time and effort into making the models accurate if obviously fantastic, making them broadly work mechanically, etc

urban spire
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i love when people complain about guns being held wrong in videogames set in like ww2 or something

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mostly because period accurate technique is so weird

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teacupping? they taught officers to do that, when they didn't teach them that weird stance where you tuck your left arm against your chest and just fire one handed

vocal drum
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|| just read the most frigged up 40k story, eaten alive by a tyranid bio ship||

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smh..

crystal forum
urban spire
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iirc that's what the laspistol firing animation looks like too, in fact

urban spire
plush mason
crystal forum
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also didn't officers learn to fire one handed in some militaries because they were expected to hold maps and shit in the other

urban spire
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if you're going to fire a gun you should probably put down whatever else you have in your hands

plush mason
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literally the only fps i have seen with realistic recoil is insurgency sandstorm

crystal forum
plush mason
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true

urban spire
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if you're firing anything other than artillery in the military you're probably in a bad spot

plush mason
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tbf officers didnt do a lot of fighting

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their main focus was directing and coordinating the troops

urban spire
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anyway john browning had literally just invented modern guns, nobody knew how to use them yet

plush mason
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yeah that too

crystal forum
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i looked it up and apparently two handed stances were just not popular until the 50's

plush mason
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ww1 showed just how far guns had outpaced military tactics and training

crystal forum
urban spire
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i know i know

plush mason
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here is a rifle that can blow a man's head off from 1000 yards. lets make sure to march to with 50 still

green loom
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But tactical shit wasn't really known or cared about

urban spire
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soldiers were taught to do all kinds of weird shit

crystal forum
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anyways so in the modern military pistols are rarely used and only in self defence situations

plush mason
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yeah or in cases where you are out of ammo

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which is not something you should have happen

crystal forum
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the american army made a bunch of research on if the m9 beretta was effective and most people who had to use it hated it

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probably due to lack of maintenance

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which is like most problems in the army

plush mason
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we literally only switched to the m9 to ensure NATO compatibility

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literally the only reason

crystal forum
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so now they switched to a sig pistol that has also gained a bad reputation

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it's almost like army grunts can't maintain their shit

plush mason
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an army grunt's weapons need to be as simple and easy to clean and maintain has possible

urban spire
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the rule of thumb is that anything you give to grunt that isn't literally tied to them is going to get lost

crystal forum
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it's especially problematic with pistols since they rarely get to use them so they're left unmaintained for long

plush mason
crystal forum
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here's my solution

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let's go back to officers buying their pistols whatthefuck_heresy

urban spire
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love to see an officer with one of those dumbass fallout revolvers with a scope on it

crystal forum
plush mason
crystal forum
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it's automatic compared to a revolver

shadow plover
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My service weapon was FN HP-DA and honestly would have any other pistol in it's place

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Bulky, heavy and inaccurate

crystal forum
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i want to bring a BFR into battle

plush mason
shadow plover
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Okay, any MODERN pistolKEKW_ogryn

urban spire
plush mason
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is it just me or just about every modern pistol look almost exactly the same?

terse flume
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being allowed to bring your own firearms to wars happened waaaaay later than i thought

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i want to say there was a route to doing that in iraq 2003

urban spire
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convergent evolution, nameless

plush mason
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true

celest dome
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Not much you can do with a pistol tbh

crystal forum
urban spire
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only reason revolvers still exist is because they have such a powerful cultural presence

summer rover
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because the soldiers keep bringing in shit with their waifus on it.

crystal forum
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it's just generals trying to standardize shit because they're dumb

summer rover
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revolvers still exist because they're functionally moron-proof, and easy as pie to maintain.

plush mason
summer rover
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you'd be doing a lot of fragging then because the armored corps are infamous basment dwellers.

plush mason
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yeah

crystal forum
plush mason
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lmao

celest dome
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Small height does not cause those sort of degeneracy

plush mason
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small pepe does :P

crystal forum
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im not mad that i don't qualify to be a tanker, i'm just disappointed

plush mason
urban spire
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perfect

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the emperor's own himbo

plush mason
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im not joking

green loom
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God the Arbites look so cool

signal bramble
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It’s a revolver with a scope.

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Exactly what he wanted.

plush mason
signal bramble
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Shot pistol but also a revolver.

urban spire
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the first thing designers of fictional guns like to forget is the role of barrel length in the function of the gun

copper patrol
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"soulguilt scanner"

signal bramble
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Closer image of it.

plush mason
signal bramble
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Scoped revolver with a gun casing for the scope.

urban spire
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i'm reminded of this atrocity

plush mason
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why

copper patrol
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pistols with full scopes hurt me

urban spire
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it was in a movie lol

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i forget which

summer rover
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concealable buckshot solves a lot of ptoblems

urban spire
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no that thing is causing more problems than it solves

crystal forum
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the arbites are underrated

plush mason
urban spire
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the arbites are correctly rated

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they're dorks and should be treated as such

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overrated, if anything

summer rover
copper patrol
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arbites look cool, other then like the stupidass scoped pistol

plush mason
summer rover
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they aren't supposed to look cool, they're supposed to look like nazis

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but GW thinks nazis are cool, so here we are again

urban spire
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they're supposed to look like judge dredd

plush mason
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they still do in some ways

urban spire
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(and judge dredd is supposed to look like a fascist)

signal bramble
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I like the heavy stubber. Really has that LMG look.

urban spire
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those bullets are a bit much

copper patrol
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and all those casings are going right at him

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guess he is in power armor tho

shadow plover
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Every model is sculpted with off scale bullets so it doesn't really matter

plush mason
urban spire
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yeah thatcher

copper patrol
urban spire
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rofl

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fortunately history ended in 1991 with the fall of the soviet union

crystal forum
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im so happy to not live in history

urban spire
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:)

crystal forum
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ah crap i just noticed that the entire turret of the in game leman russ is different

urban spire
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the models in the game are demolishers aren't they

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leman russ demolishers

crystal forum
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guess i'll just build my first leman russ as a normal one then make my next one as in game

crystal forum
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i'll have to modify some models

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but im lazy so i'll do it later

summer rover
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"normal" lemen russ?

crystal forum
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leman russ vanquisher here i come

crystal forum
summer rover
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like, battle cannon, hull bolter, no sponsons? with sponsons? autocannon instead? they sell a lot of variants.

crystal forum
signal bramble
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It's a very modular kit.

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It takes some time to magnetize but it's worth it.

crystal forum
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nah i'll need to make entire parts differently

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plus i want more than just one leman russ since i want an army

signal bramble
crystal forum
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what

signal bramble
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You can make all the parts normally.

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I'm putting one together right now. >_>

crystal forum
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but it won't look like the ones in darktide

signal bramble
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Says who?

crystal forum
signal bramble
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It doesn't even come with the parts to make it like that.

crystal forum
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yeah i'm not buying plastic

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im printing mine

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i'll edit the STL files to look like the one in game

signal bramble
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Ah

terse flume
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so there are like

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are the in game economies representative of the kind of currency that exists in the imperium

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are the arms industries like, nationalized (galaxied?)

copper patrol
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the premium currency is iirc

terse flume
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so aqalarias is money

copper patrol
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the other stuff we are given is literally just shit that we can only use on the morning star

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I think normal money is normally called aquilas or something like that yeah

terse flume
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do you get like, paid

copper patrol
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on the turbo shit world probably not

signal bramble
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There is no central imperium bank, local planets have their own currency but trade is usually done by barter.

terse flume
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are you a serf to whatever industry or warband you are associated with, are imperial citizens paid. if the frontline needs ten million new leeman russ battletanks, does that come from like, a budget somewhere?

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is that just the tithe that planet does

copper patrol
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now I have 0 idea on the military industrial complex side of things

signal bramble
copper patrol
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but on the steriotypcial 40k planet you are basically just given food as payment

signal bramble
terse flume
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cause rogue traders are wealthy clearly

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there is unambiguiously like, stratification in their social order

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so someone is getting paid

copper patrol
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some people are paid

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just depends on the planet and occupation

signal bramble
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On the planet of Varangantua they use currency. On another industrial world you're paid for your labor in food and housing.

copper patrol
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just depends on how grimderk the author wants the planet to be

signal bramble
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Rogue Traders "wealth" often comes from vast business empires but even if they have currency that currency could easily be worthless on a new planet they go to. Instead their wealth comes in the form of barter and access to whatever rare stuff they have.

terse flume
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right, if i was a wealthy family

signal bramble
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There might be a system that uses currency and then one system over that currency is worthless.

terse flume
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that would be like, having a bunch of assets on multiple planets

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like, idk, owning big chunks of an agriworld's production or something

signal bramble
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It's better to think of wealth in goods and services rather than coin.

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Plus it makes more sense that way since it's better to diversify your portfolio.

terse flume
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would a person own a planet, or a moon

copper patrol
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afaik there is sort of a currency, but like you said it isn't always accepted

copper patrol
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but they are generally given said planet

terse flume
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basically being space vassals

signal bramble
copper patrol
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rather then purchased, but Idon't think it is out of the question

signal bramble
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You have to define "ownership."

terse flume
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well right i guess circling back to the question

signal bramble
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A planetary governor can do whatever they want on their planet but it technically belongs to their imperium. But so long as the governor is paying their taxes and preventing heresy then the administratum is more than happy to leave them alone.

copper patrol
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I assume a very rich rogue trader probably could "purchase" a planet

terse flume
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if the imperium needs a bunch of tanks, is there a cost equivalant being spent there. if they build lots of tanks, beyond just like machine time or whatever, does that mean they spent resources so they can't buy jets

arctic talon
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No

terse flume
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i assume it's a war economy

arctic talon
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The imperium doesn’t have a traditional economy

copper patrol
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GW doesn't do numbers well so they never expanded on it afaik

arctic talon
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You don’t get paid to produce things

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As far as we know

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It’s often times for favors

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Or for your continued existance as a planet

terse flume
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well gigantic universe caveat cavat yadda yadda

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but yeah i follow

arctic talon
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You don’t pay a tithe the imperium is gona come down harder then a hammer

signal bramble
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Manufactured stuff for the war effort is usually part of the tithe. You are expected to produce it. They don't care how tf you do it but you sure as hell better do it.

arctic talon
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Some planets techincally don't pay a tithe

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but they still produce things for protection or for their continued existance

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I.E Astartes recruitment worlds

signal bramble
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Forge Worlds don't technically have to pay a tithe but they're expected to produce lots of stuff for the war effort.

arctic talon
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or Feral worlds

signal bramble
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But it's not called a tithe.

arctic talon
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Also if a Forge World doesn't produce crap

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no one is going to want to protect it

terse flume
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there must be like, mining planets

arctic talon
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Yep

copper patrol
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ye

terse flume
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mineral extraction planets, to send shit to make tanks i mean

arctic talon
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yeah

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They send shit to make tanks

copper patrol
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the classic Genestealer cult models are from a mining planet iirc

arctic talon
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they get food/military equipment/mining tools sent

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And they get protection

signal bramble
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That protection is usually because it's practical to do so. Critical resource planets are heavily guarded.

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It's not out of altruism.

arctic talon
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Its one of the main reasons why Forgeworlds are so rabid about protecting agri worlds

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without agri worlds they'll just all starve to death lol

copper patrol
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a lot of planets would

arctic talon
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yep

signal bramble
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Yup. Certain agriworlds produce food for entire systems.

copper patrol
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hive cities are generally so unsustainable

arctic talon
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but those planets usually have some sort of localized food production

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if super inefficent

copper patrol
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hmm

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are there any hive worlds that aren't just total shit outside the city

arctic talon
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the one in warhammer crime is

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decent

arctic talon
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Like

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the outside is still a shit hole

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but llike

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you can live in it

signal bramble
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I love the crime novels.

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So great.

arctic talon
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yeah

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Varangantua is a "nice" hive world

signal bramble
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It's more an industrial world than a hive world tbh

arctic talon
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yeah

terse flume
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iirc the age of technology had a whole bunch of shit that made the hive worlds not immediately obliterate the surrounding planet with a limitless supply of waste, pollution and shit

arctic talon
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its a growing hive

terse flume
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and then they all broke and the planets all died

celest dome
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Isn't Ellysia supposed to be a nice Hive World ?

copper patrol
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you would figure some of the less shitty hive worlds would farm or some shit outside the walls

signal bramble
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In varangantua they harvest cave fungi for food.

arctic talon
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Elysia isn't a hive world

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its a civilized world

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I.E like Earth but more grimdark

copper patrol
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iirc that is most worlds right?

arctic talon
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do we count barren worlds

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because thats most worlds in the imperium technically

signal bramble
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Varangantua also has a reservoir of ocean creatures they use to produce what are essentially cigarettes that apparently have "tons of health benefits."

copper patrol
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by barren you mean uninhabitable in the first place or made uninhabitable?

terse flume
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or like, mars right now

arctic talon
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either or

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The Imperium doesn't really have like

copper patrol
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I mean I figure a lot of worlds aren't livable but never where

arctic talon
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its more so a

copper patrol
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and are technically "undercontrol" by the imperium

arctic talon
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This planet is useless for habitation

copper patrol
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yeah

crimson kayak
copper patrol
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I more mean most worlds with a population are "civilized" worlds

signal bramble
copper patrol
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ala earth but grimderk

terse flume
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this is a tangent but i read about how they walked back how the tyranids avoid necron, and that annoyed me on the basis i always like they didn't have beef on the basis they don't have any reason to interact at all

arctic talon
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Tyranids do still avoid necrons whenever they can

terse flume
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right for the same reason they avoid idk desolate moons and shit

arctic talon
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Yeah

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And they won't fight necrons unless they absolutely have to

crimson kayak
terse flume
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because the tyranid doomsday and the necron doomsday aren't really incompatable

arctic talon
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behold a mining world

copper patrol
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that water or ice

arctic talon
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and totally not a photoshopped picture from IRL like forgeworld likes to do

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its ice

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it was a mining world where a bunch of eldar invaded it to grab a phoenix lords armor

copper patrol
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becuase of course they did

signal bramble
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In the war of secrets novel there's a water planet with a bunch of oil rigs that harvest promethium. All the planet inhabitants live on the oil and mining rigs.

arctic talon
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its also prolly one of the only depictions of a mining world lol

signal bramble
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It's technically deep sea mining.

arctic talon
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There's also that one really creepy ocean planet in the Charadon sector thats bottomless

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and the mechanicus just extracts this weird glowy liquid from it

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and also food

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but no matter how much they extract from the planet they can never find the bottom and the water level never drops

signal bramble
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Did you ever listen to the Dredge Runners audio drama? It's part of the warhammer crime series also.

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The ending is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

arctic talon
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also Fathom got invaded by nurgle forces

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and the planets biosphere was completely uneffected

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like all the diseased animals vanished

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and the water returned to its former pristine clear apperance

signal bramble
# arctic talon I've been meaning to

I just finished it yesterday and it was really good. The ending was so amazing as well. Plus as a side bit of lore, you also learn that the imperium propaganda will have sponsors as well.

arctic talon
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there is totally not some eldritch monstrosity on fathom

copper patrol
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mf planet is called fathom

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ain't no way it isn't some eldtrich ass horror living there

signal bramble
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"Today's sermon was brought to you by this company's lho-sticks, the finest producers of lhosticks in the sector. Buy some today."

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Yes, really.

copper patrol
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sounds more cyberpunk type grimderk then the usual

arctic talon
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totally not an eldritch abomination deep below

copper patrol
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9/10 sister hospitalers recommend .. Lho-sticks

signal bramble
copper patrol
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I mean hive cities are rather cyberpunk, just instead of neon lights and ads its propaganda and chruches'

signal bramble
arctic talon
crisp heath
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I've done 16 hour days for a few weeks straight irl, manual labor. Those conditions still exist.

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Granted I didn't get my flesh boiled off which seems to be common in imperial manufactorums, so I guess that's progress

signal bramble
dreamy hemlock
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11

plush mason
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42

vocal drum
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whats ur thoughts on wes for getting lore info guys? as a new person in 40k lore

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is he an actual good source and not just clickbait?

heavy bison
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Because like, that was some brit's idea of a Dystopian/Impossible level of crime at the time.

signal bramble
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Which happens, 40k lore is complicated stuff. His titles are a little click bait from time to time but the information provided is solid.

heavy bison
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I think people like Wes, Majorkill etc are good for getting the gist of things.

signal bramble
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I think he falls a bit too much in to the trap of just reading codex pages and could stand to be a little more creative in my opinion.

heavy bison
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Arbitor Ian strikes a good balance between not being too dry and still entertaining while largely staying lore accurate.

signal bramble
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Wes’ discord is a bit toxic and cringe though, but it’s not the worst.

heavy bison
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Atleast from what I've seen.

green loom
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Mfw the flavour text book is full of flavour text

green loom
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There was this

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Live action thing

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A bunch of Scottish guys were making years ago

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But I can't find it

signal bramble
arctic talon
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The current box dread has an entire sculpted rock base lul

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I’d say a tactical rock is fine

signal bramble
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And consider what happened at vigilus.

arctic talon
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Oh

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It says calgar

signal bramble
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Yeah exactly.

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He was seriously injured going 1v1 with abaddon.

arctic talon
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If calgar canonically is in a dread

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That would be neat

balmy abyss
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Didnt Abandon beat the hell out of Calgar last time we heard from them?

signal bramble
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Abaddon won the battle but lost the war in that scenario.

arctic talon
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Yeah he inadvertently made a martyr

#

By “killing” calgar

#

As far as the public knows rn calgar is dead

signal bramble
#

He beat the shit out of marneus but suffered severe damage to his fleet and lost on a tactical level.

arctic talon
#

Yep

#

Vigilus is still under contested control

#

Funnily enough

signal bramble
#

And it makes sense that they wouldn’t let abaddon have a complete W against the leader of the ultra Smurfs.

arctic talon
#

But Abbadons main force had to withdraw

astral whale
#

Tbh I’m happy to see Calgar “dead”.
Man’s arc has ended ages ago.

arctic talon
#

He might as well be dead lore wise rn lol

#

Got impaled, lost a few limbs and got brutalized lol

signal bramble
#

The real Calgar is dead anyway. That dumb comic retconned so it’s just some dude what took his name.

arctic talon
#

Also he lost his main heart lul

arctic talon
#

Even if he took the name

astral whale
arctic talon
#

Or rather the calgar we’ve known as a character

arctic talon
#

In said fight

#

Only reason he lived was because apothocaries were able to get to him almost instantly lol

astral whale
arctic talon
#

But the character Calgar is still Calgar

#

Even if the comic is meh

#

At best

astral whale
#

It’s not tho. It’s a pretender who took the name Calgar.

arctic talon
#

That doesn’t change the fact that they’re the same character they’ve always been

#

So I don’t think it matters

green loom
arctic talon
#

We didn’t know anything about calgar before he became a marine

#

So I don’t see how it changes that

green loom
#

Yeah it was nice to flesh out his backstory

#

Makes him seem more experienced knowing he was in the Deathwatch and stuff

arctic talon
#

I don’t think it matters how he got the name

#

Only that his accomplishments are the same

#

It’s still the character Marneus Calgar from 3e

#

He hasn’t changed at all because of it

#

All that’s changed is that it isn’t his birth name

astral whale
arctic talon
#

Then you can hate it

green loom
#

I mean

arctic talon
#

It’s just my opinion

green loom
#

Nobles in Ultramar regularly donate goons to the UM

#

iirc Cato is also from nobility

#

And I recall a short biography in the codex about a random marine from a noble house that gets buried in their family crypt

astral whale
#

Tbh I want to see more stories about chapter serfs, and just people that aren’t marines. Marines work better as characters that exist in the universe but are more mythical figures. Literally the Emperor’s Angels.

green loom
#

Yeah I want to read about how the serfs walk around working all day

#

If I wanted to be depressed about working conditions I'd just go min wage

#

Now, more hoplite action wouldn't hurt thumbsup_ogryn

#

But they're an exception

astral whale
storm jungle
# signal bramble

40k Marine minis always put names of special people and shit on their armor

#

thats not calgar

green loom
#

Idk serfs probably lead mega dull lives, unless you're like
A hoplite in the Mentors legion
Or part of the Auric Guard with the fists

odd palm
storm jungle
odd palm
#

Lmao, I mean Calgar gets refreshed more than the rest

green loom
#

My boi Severus having 3 separate models and getting maybe 2 lines of Dialogue in Dark Imperium be like megachingryn

storm jungle
green loom
#

1st Captain and he has basically no lore lol

signal bramble
#

In the devastation of baal, one cannon crew did so well that their space marine ship captain gave them extra rations and an additional 6 minutes of sleep.

#

Fucking christmas has come early for them.

green loom
#

"Good job guys, we avoided crashing before the boss man's flagship, that means we're cool!"

#

Gonna boast about it until the end of time

odd palm
#

That will be a story they tell their kids and kids, kids

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I know right

crystal forum
#

all my tank main guns printed wrong except the demolisher cannon and the executioner plasma cannon

#

im faced with a difficult choice

pseudo depot
astral whale
#

If anyone asks just answer “They drive it like they stole it. Which they did.”

crystal forum
#

thank fuck im printing this stuff instead of messing up an 85$ kit

summer rover
#

should probably use clippers instead of just snapping them off. 3D printers can be iffy that way, it's why i don't trust trying to kitbash with them

crystal forum
#

i do use cutters. i've got a dummy amount of electronics tools so i'm good on that department

#

i just cut badly and damaged the barrels too much

plush mason
#

ok an evil suns/speed freaks version of twisted metal would be an amazing game

#

watching a video on the orks

crystal forum
#

i find it really large brain material that people disguise bad sanding as deformed tank armour

#

i wonder if a soldering iron would make cool shell holes

heavy bison
#

it does, I just use piece of metal wire I've heated with a lighter though.

#

Doing it on some guardsmen for impacts in flak armor.

storm jungle
#

LETS GO BABY

orchid lark
#

“You do realise those heretics will have guns right.”

green loom
#

Pretty hot

orchid lark
#

“Not if I stab them first, lord inquistor.”

storm jungle
#

Very exciting stuff.

#

Someone kill me.

orchid lark
#

Gdi

green loom
#

Hey the captain's pretty at least

storm jungle
#

Im gonna play dice with your eyeballs

orchid lark
#

Dont need more of them

celest dome
#

Did they get something yesterday too ? I remember the Leviathan reveal on Saturday

orchid lark
#

maybe warp spiders will be a kill team set

coarse pumice
# storm jungle Very exciting stuff.

the real exciting thing is this is ||the beginning of the slow end of primaris who will get slowly osmosed into regular marines and the forgotten||

orchid lark
#

but its

#

just not needed

plush mason
celest dome
#

Plenty of things I'd want to see from this picture alone

plush mason
#

true

storm jungle
#

these guys got better drip than we do

green loom
storm jungle
#

🎲

orchid lark
#

careful, asking for drip, all youre gonna do is just wake up the folks that will complain that fatshark shouuld fix ggame before adding cash shop

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

meanwhile

#

every lobby i join has people that buy truckloads of cosmetics from the shop

orchid lark
#

and when they did pause it

#

people complained anyway

#

ffs

storm jungle
#

I mean yeah even when a game is a masterpiece they'll complain

orchid lark
#

uh excuse me fatshark, wheres the stuff you promised?

#

no content

storm jungle
#

look at Resident Evil 4 remake

orchid lark
#

bad game

storm jungle
#

"OMG ASHLEYS TITS ARE NOT BIG ENOUGH"

#

"LEON DOESNT DO THIS ONE LINER"

#

"SHIT GAME"

orchid lark
#

All people do is just bitch and whine

storm jungle
#

why do you think i have general chat and memes muted

orchid lark
#

some just think the world owes them for shit

vale shuttle
#

give my zealot that polearm

#

i want a polearm

orchid lark
#

that guys a typewriter

#

nice of them to give kink lovers their gimp mask heros

storm jungle
#

hate this guy

#

LMAO

plush mason
storm jungle
#

oh my god that would be a great idea

plush mason
#

please fatshark

storm jungle
#

literally a slightly restrictive standard weapon

#

you just swing it around as a blunt object but the more you have it out the more you support your team

plush mason
#

ye

storm jungle
#

come on fatshark, please

fierce pendant
storm jungle
orchid lark
#

good joke

#

Zealot players that want to help their team

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

goes to run in with a bleed loadout

#

gets demolished by 2 regular enemies

#

ragequits

orchid lark
#

you dont understand if we finish the mission faster, I can talk about it to people online

fierce pendant
#

Evil zealot player be like: Here let me watch your back while you're doing the hacking minigame.

orchid lark
#

Evil Zealot Player be like: I will allow my teammates to take time and appreciate the scenery

storm jungle
#

god this makes me feel so weird for being a relatively "good" zealot player

fierce pendant
#

wdym you're just a bad shieldgryn

storm jungle
#

Oh yeah shield is useless i forgot

#

Meanwhile the shield in question:

orchid lark
#

Lucius pattern Veterans be like, Trust me guys this Lasgun can clear waves, if you guys let me just do it

storm jungle
#

kek

crystal forum
rose thorn
crimson kayak
#

well, im not liking a lot of the new kill team

storm jungle
#

yeah uh

storm jungle
crimson kayak
storm jungle
#

Yep LOL

crimson kayak
#

i could find more personality is a Phobos kill team

rose thorn
crimson kayak
#

like, the only ones that get a pass imo are the gland warrior/ganger duo, the red robe plasma pistol one and the combat servitor armour

storm jungle
#

thats an interrogator i think

#

no wait

rose thorn
#

Okay In all honesty, this has some kitbashing potential

rose thorn
#

And the typewriter is great

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

dual wielding with a bolt pistol because apparently plasma pistols don't have enough recoil

storm jungle
#

thats an autogun

crimson kayak
green loom
#

When do we get drum mags for shredders

crimson kayak
rose thorn
#

The one that Greyfax abuses

green loom
#

Our Martyred Lays Chips

rose thorn
#

Constantly

#

NOOOO

#

If you wanna make a diorama or something

crimson kayak
#

btw yeah, considering the inquisitorial killteam agents of the imperium is officially gonna be the melting pot of lists

rose thorn
#

Can’t wait for these to be mid as fuck

#

And then be even midder in 40k

crimson kayak
#

as of right now, the whole agents of the imperium list is literally just 4 killteams that can't fit in pre-existing armies

rose thorn
#

To be fair this one has more of a reason to exist then the space marine one

#

Because inquisitor models are old as fuck

crimson kayak
#

oh yeah, i just hoped they would make agents of the imperium more than just the killteam rulebin

rose thorn
#

Tahts why we need a rogue trader army

#

Literally every imperium unit that has been shoved into agents

#

Is Cannonically used by the rogue traders

#

Even the space cops

crimson kayak
rose thorn
#

Okay fair

crimson kayak
#

like, if you look deep enough in the lore there's a couple houses that have space marines with them

rose thorn
#

But you can literally see one of the cops used by a rogue trader in the first epsiode of hammer and bolter

plush mason
rose thorn
#

Also I’m glad that the milita officially has 2 models now

crimson kayak
#

also just noticed but the servitor also got the best armour of all the retinue

green loom
#

He has the least issue with weight

rose thorn
plush mason
#

he also has a plasma cannon. that is clearly not a normal servitor lol

green loom
#

"coolest space marine kill team"
Bunch of generic models

plush mason
rose thorn
#

Lmao

vale shuttle
plush mason
#

yup

crimson kayak
plush mason
#

yeah at least those dudes use nid parts for armor and what not

crimson kayak
#

Yeah that's the point, kill team while it's yeah more "your dudes" the teams shouldn't feel like I bought a value box for standard 40k

plush mason
#

frankly i feel like kill team would be a great way for GW to test some non-standard stuff for their models

crimson kayak
#

exactly, or like trying out new "sub-factions" like how they did with krieg using the veteran guardsman

plush mason
#

yup

crimson kayak
#

harakoni killteam for scions fucking when gw

#

or hell just any scion model that isn't a tempestor or a taurox lol

green loom
crimson kayak
#

Literally Recolored Tempestus Models

#

Im screaming so loud right now

#

(also why the ganger guy and that other one are in their own little square box?)

#

also damn AoS is getting some good models

celest dome
#

Maybe they will be available for something else ? Maybe Necromunda ?

crimson kayak
#

oh no, apparently most of the models are interchangable

#

"Four of these acolytes can be each be built as two completely different operatives – the pistol-packing Interrogator can also become a knife-juggling Enlightener"

#

so yeah, it's definetly a kitbashing kit, especially considering it's not even part of the new Kt season

#

(also the servitor can be equipped with a bunch of different guns)

celest dome
#

can make 7 individual

crimson kayak
#

yep, also while a sister of silence and the scion squad are included in the box, you can swap them out for breachers/guards/arbites units

#

but yeah, at the end of the day it's a value pack for a bunch of cool kitbashing pieces

celest dome
#

Dunno why but while I found SM to be cool before, now they just seem boring

crimson kayak
#

lore and focus bloat

#

wich is the general state of 40k lore considering it's all marines

storm jungle
#

^

#

its the same effect as

#

"wow 40k is the best sci-fi universe ever i love it!"

#

a year passes

#

"Ughhhhh kill me"

crimson kayak
#

yep, imagine eating pizza for a week, you like it, feels good, different toppings an ecc.... but then they start force-feeding you the same 5 toppings for the rest of the year.

storm jungle
#

This.

vale shuttle
celest dome
#

But at the same time, like for SW, Jedi/Sith are still very cool, but here...

vale shuttle
#

anyway if GW had half a brain they'd cut down on all the fucking goddamn marines

plush mason
plush mason
crimson kayak
#

lol

#

stop looking at the inquisitors, we got NAZGULS (top ones)

storm jungle
#

yeah this kit was revealed awhile ago

#

still slaps hard

vale shuttle
#

FOR CHAOS

crimson kayak
#

also this box seems to fucking love the shredder

plush mason
signal bramble
#

Something scions often take the role of.

pine wedge
#

because dan abnett writes about actual people

#

even when he writes space marines

#

he includes real people to provide context and contrast

crimson kayak
signal bramble
#

Yeah but scion squads of storm troopers often follow inquisitors so it makes sense.

pine wedge
#

"hey dan we're gonna need you to write an alpha legion novel."

"okay here's a novel about john grammaticus."

"does... does it have alpha legion in it?"

"yeah, probably? who cares"

crimson kayak
#

instead they literally just give you a scion squad and SoS model

signal bramble
#

I was looking at the new imperial side models and none of them really screamed inquisitor to me.

#

Though I did just wake up I can’t tell which one is supposed to be the inquisitor. Or if there even is one and they’re just the interrogator and retinue.

crimson kayak
#

and instead they tried to cash in by stealing details from a bunch of 90es/early 2000 models

storm jungle
#

people are already kitbashing lots of DT kill-teams in general

fierce pendant
#

They probably had plans for that, but then the reviews rolled out and...yep

crimson kayak
fierce pendant
#

I'm talking more about not releasing it for people newly exposed to 40k via vidya. Since the negative reviews weren't just from whining 40k fans KEKW_ogryn

vale shuttle
#

you're right it was from whining gamers a far more influential and important group

crimson kayak
#

oh yeah, but anything not tabletop related couldn't be given a shit by gw

crimson kayak
#

like, should i bring up the period where they literally gave the 40k ip like free-cake for any money-grabbing game company?

storm jungle
#

Its really not about the game reviews yeah

#

GW will advertise anything

crimson kayak
#

but i must say im curious about the new killeam season

#

as we are getting a craftworld killteam

orchid lark
crimson kayak
orchid lark
#

Shame about the other thousands

storm jungle
#

prob Craft

crimson kayak
#

same story of freeblade, dakka squadron (when it works) and lots of others

terse flume
#

tbf, this discord is ultimately part of that process

fierce pendant
#

yeee

orchid lark
terse flume
#

like, if it wasn't for GW's wide band approach to IP licencing, there is no chance vermintide happens

#

none at all

storm jungle
#

I mean no

#

GW will give out game licenses to anyone

fierce pendant
crimson kayak
storm jungle
#

the IP thing is more about clamping down on the sale of miniatures and animation

orchid lark
terse flume
crimson kayak
#

with a bunch of dire avengers

terse flume
#

for a very long time they took the opposite strategy, either selling the IP game licence rights to one big company that could afford the whole thing, or at one stage trying to do it in house by buying a company in the 90s i wanna say

orchid lark
#

I dont want that

terse flume
#

both went very poorly

signal bramble
storm jungle
#

They still pretty much do that

orchid lark
#

I like to not complain

storm jungle
#

last year they revealed like

#

3 mobile games

terse flume
#

in like, late 2000s early 2010s they changed tac quite significantly

orchid lark
#

Its against stoicism

fierce pendant
terse flume
#

they got big into sublicencing, like, the comic model basically

fierce pendant
terse flume
#

where you don't buy the rights to use the 40k universe, it's waaaaay more granular than that

#

you buy like, the rights to using a faction, or these worlds and chaos gods, or in some super niche mobile instances literally like two models

storm jungle
#

Ye its what Fatshark confirmed with Vermintide 2's DLCs

#

they basically need to ask permission for everything

orchid lark
#

I mean

terse flume
#

it's a very good model, the comic people have been making money from it forever

orchid lark
#

Thats not so bad

terse flume
#

like the idea that "spiderman" is a brand

orchid lark
#

Back flipping terminators

terse flume
#

in itself

#

and not like, just part of the marvel universe or whatever

#

that's a very profitable idea

#

and it means you can licence out a billion games because licencees don't get quite as miffed about having to share

orchid lark
#

I uh

#

I wanna talk about lore again

vale shuttle
#

WHY DON'T WE TLAK ABOUT THE SISTERS OF SILENCE

#

they're cool

terse flume
#

intellectual property rights surrounding lore is the deepest lore

vale shuttle
#

i want a 40k sisters of silence army

crimson kayak
orchid lark
#

Lets be like the sisters of silence

#

And just be silent

fierce pendant
celest dome
fierce pendant
#

I'll not dw.

vale shuttle
#

cant really do it in 40k

orchid lark
#

A pure sisters of silence army would be pretty top

#

They have/had more units than Custodians

#

Before Custodians just started out jumping out the woodwork

vale shuttle
#

sisters of silence are so cool!!!

crimson kayak
#

btw, speaking of lore, just read up on the Warp Ghosts and it's funny how they are said to run around using shit that apparently looks more advanced than what marines actually use

vale shuttle
#

i wanna run a full sisters army but there's just not enough support

pine wedge
#

to discuss everything they want to do

#

interesting dynamic

orchid lark
#

Keep it inhouse

#

Well

#

Close to in house

crimson kayak
orchid lark
#

The warp works in mysterious ways

crimson kayak
#

as their leader is literally a guy they recluit when they first meet abaddon

#

and the leader is present when the guy gets recluited

orchid lark
#

So its Tenet

#

Spoiler i guess

crimson kayak
#

lol

#

also funny how the lexicanum says "they are just a warband, so they have fewer numbers" and if you look at the numbers section you read "Possibly several thousand marines"

green loom
#

Hey it's just possibly

crystal forum
#

you'd think the grey knights would love having the sisters of silence around

green loom
#

Why would you think that

vale shuttle
#

grey knights are all psykerss

#

they'd hate havbing the sisters of silence around

crystal forum
rose thorn
#

Yea so do inquisitional acolytes lmao

crystal forum
#

like make a cannon that shoots blanks

rose thorn
#

They have pyi cannons that basically do that

#

Looking at the heros, they aren’t the worse ig

green loom
rose thorn
#

OH YEAH I LOVE THE NEW CITIES STUFF

#

It’s excessively Hungarian/German

#

It’s amaizng

crystal forum
#

when is warhammer fantasy getting a glock

rose thorn
#

AOS has one

#

Only the funny space dwarves have it

orchid lark
#

I love borderlands

crystal forum
#

ok so lukewarm take:
i dislike fantasy settings clearly set in the late medieval age who incorporate steampunk factions to appeal to a crowd

orchid lark
#

Edwardian era fashion and tech is what makes people gush

rose thorn
orchid lark
#

Thats a waffle iron

rose thorn
#

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

#

all of the heads in the new horse rider kit

#

Has so many amsizng themes

#

This one makes me think of like

celest dome
crystal forum
rose thorn
#

A cities army tahts just a giant prison and all the models are prison guards

orchid lark
rose thorn
crystal forum
#

why explain steampunk stuff as magic

rose thorn
#

Or this one for the hunting guild themed army I’ve been thinking about

crimson kayak
#

wait isn't tech just tech in fantasy?

crystal forum
#

it doesn't make sense to me. it clashes with the aesthetic

orchid lark
#

The dwarves love steam

rose thorn
orchid lark
#

Whose aesthetic

rose thorn
#

It’s why I love warhammer

orchid lark
#

Yours?

crystal forum
orchid lark
#

Or theirs

rose thorn
#

warhammer is just, smashing random shit

celest dome
rose thorn
#

‘My Aztec lizards are gonna beat the shit out of your pirate vampires mother fucker’

#

‘My space dwarves will destroy your snake ladies’

celest dome
#

Like LM stuff is Magitech sure, but Dwarf stuff isn't like that

orchid lark
#

Thats my favourite steampunk

crystal forum
celest dome
#

More like electric powered

#

Like Nuclear batteries powering their weapons

rose thorn
#

Also AoS operates on showing an army that’s themed to soemrhing you really like

orchid lark
#

Those skeletons are steampunking my renaissance/baroque era soldiers

rose thorn
#

Like if you enjoy blood elves

celest dome
#

It's sorta close to Magitech, but not really

rose thorn
#

Then sisters of cain

#

Ect ect

#

And they want you to buy ever model for said army

celest dome
#

Isn't it Daughter of Khaine?

rose thorn
#

Yea

orchid lark
#

Citizens of Kane

celest dome
#

Children of Corn

rose thorn
#

Siblings of Khainus

crystal forum
#

wait so the rats figured out electricity

orchid lark
#

Nah

rose thorn
orchid lark
#

Its warp lightning

rose thorn
#

It’s like if your battery was 50 nuclear reactors with the cooling system of a bowl of water

celest dome
orchid lark
#

Sigmar has electricity too

crystal forum
#

idk i guess it would be cooler to see man powered machines that were made in the renaissance era

orchid lark
#

He frankenstein monsters his soldiers

celest dome
#

That's in AoS

rose thorn
#

There’s no one asthetic for warhammer fantasy tbh

celest dome
#

And he had a Dwarf God do that

orchid lark
#

But its electrifying

celest dome
#

there are Frankenstein's Monster like Zombie too

celest dome
orchid lark
#

Man Powered Machines

#

Like a catapultV

rose thorn
#

Oh yeah I forgot soulblight grave lords have Franken monster too

celest dome
#

That's Bretonnia

orchid lark
#

Trebuchet?

rose thorn
#

Well only one unit

#

From underworld

celest dome
crystal forum
#

i just don't know why dwarves can't be dwarves without gimmicks to make them different

celest dome
#

What do you mean ?

orchid lark
#

What

#

What the hell is he cooking

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

so steampunk dwarves are not gimmicky to you

orchid lark
#

No

rose thorn
#

No??

crystal forum
#

voltan are super gimmicky

celest dome
#

You mean the one in AoS ? Sure, but not in Fantasy

rose thorn
#

There’s also normal dwarves in AOS tho

crystal forum
#

is AoS not fantasy?

rose thorn
#

I’m cuties

orchid lark
#

What do you want dwarves to be

rose thorn
#

They are different things

crystal forum
#

huh

rose thorn
#

i meant

orchid lark
#

Are you new

rose thorn
#

In cries

#

CITIES

crystal forum
orchid lark
#

Cuties

rose thorn
#

sorry historitor :(

celest dome
celest dome
orchid lark
rose thorn
orchid lark
#

They uh mine and shit

crystal forum
crimson kayak
#

The skaven's point is that their stuff is powered by warp stone wich is basically uranium

rose thorn
#

Leagues are cool, but they aren’t my style

orchid lark
#

The Ancestor Cores?

#

Like Ancestral Dwarves?

celest dome
crystal forum
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anything can be snorted with enough determination

crimson kayak
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orchid lark
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Yeah but the cores fit the niche of the ancestral dwarves

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Thats pretty dwarfy

rose thorn
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My guy it’s not that deep Guarded they can’t put WotC ass axe and shield dwarves into space

crystal forum
storm jungle
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they arent dwarves tho

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they are humans

orchid lark
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So the Iron Kin are not dwarves?

storm jungle
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dont let a squat hear you say that

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they'll kill you

orchid lark
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Did you not read the votann lore?

storm jungle
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theres warhammer lore?

crystal forum
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not yet tbh

orchid lark
crystal forum
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im still finishing the soul drinkers

orchid lark
rose thorn
crystal forum
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whar

rose thorn
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Who wants to tell them?

orchid lark
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Theyll get to it

crystal forum
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don't spoil shit

orchid lark
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They drink souls

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