#40k-lore-chat

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crimson kayak
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eh, wounding guilliman too close to 30k to count, he basically just gets high all day on his creative modded minecraft world, forgets he has forces to command, gets a little bit of trolling on isstvan and appears rarely for some minor mischief.

copper patrol
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why does he sound like what I do

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the get high all day on the creative minecraft world part

crimson kayak
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like, during the 13th black crusade all he does is get into one battle with the ig for absolutely no reason

tiny root
green loom
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Wasn't it also entirely avoidable, it was just him being kinda fucked in the head

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Like iirc not all his visions panned out

copper patrol
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you mean avoidable?

green loom
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Oh yeah sorry, English isn't computing too well since I got like an hour of sleep and have started hallucinating

copper patrol
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you are right otherwise tho

versed ledge
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What...the...fuck... He better be traitor

storm jungle
storm jungle
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but it suffers from the thing of "Its the Horus Heresy so he has to go traitor"

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common sense has no place in these narratives

green loom
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Yeah Curzey is a traitor, and also dead

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He spent his last days violently ranting to an effigy of the emperor made of flayed human corpses and crying

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Ah well at least we got stuff like Talos out of it

storm jungle
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Literally me

green loom
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Idk who else was avoidable

storm jungle
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Mortartion was a salt-boy from the start

green loom
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Angron would be easier to determine if we got any real info on the nails

storm jungle
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Angron would have possibly rebelled even without them having grown up in oppression.

But so was Corax in a massive prison complex due to the way the people that parented him and taught morals.

green loom
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And yeah Morty was a hypocritical glory hound from the very beginning

storm jungle
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also yeah Morty just sucked

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theres a reason he has died/got his ass kicked like

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what... 10 times now in lore?

green loom
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He's like, one of the ones dead set for traitor pretty much

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Just because of that shitty grudge for the kill steal

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And him hating psykers

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Funny to watch Khan just shit all over him though

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Twice even

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Magnus is a maybe, but that'd require him to realize he may be in too deep

crimson kayak
green loom
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You are assuming they put any thought into it(They didn't)

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I'm 90% sure all the tarot cards are AI generated

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And shit maybe even the script is

storm jungle
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KEK

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yeah they usually make no sense

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or just show Farsight as a twink

green loom
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One of them confused me big time since it was a human holding an Ethereal's staff
.....but in Farsight colours

storm jungle
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Yeah its just

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"fancy symbolism"

queen laurel
green loom
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I wish Yarrick would kill Ragnar Blackmane

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Actual kill stealing dog

storm jungle
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LMAO

green loom
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(Didn't even steal the kill properly)

storm jungle
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I love how that box advertised Rag/Ghaz like they were rivals

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yeah sure Jan

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honestly the entirety of Psychic Awakening was just nothing

green loom
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It's depressing liking Steel Legion/Yarrick and seeing all their big conflicts given to other factions

queen laurel
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He's a space wolf

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End of the argument

green loom
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Or at least up there

storm jungle
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I like ragnar from a character perspective since his was one of the first 40k books I read

green loom
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But Space Wolves have a tendency to suffer from "Baby's first Original Character syndrome" so that applies to a lot of them

storm jungle
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*which came out in 1999

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titled:

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Space Wolf™️

green loom
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They're still not as bad as Farsight and the Enclaves, which are basically just a textbook example for a bad homebrew

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Uhh no idea

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I just know Ragnar as the trope hot headed warrior

green loom
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Loses duel
Stabs opponent in the back and kills him
Applauded

queen laurel
green loom
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If Space Wolves were any other chapter they'd probably be dead or something, at least the DA are quiet about friendly fire

storm jungle
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they get a lot of leeway because they are a Founding Legion yeah

green loom
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One wouldst say too much methinks

queen laurel
green loom
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It's mostly a writing issue imo but you can't do much to fix that since Phil Kelly is still allowed to write

green loom
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And they don't have horns

crimson kayak
urban spire
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not that hard, by warhammer standards they're still just heavy infantry

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they die to plasma, heavy bolters, multi las, autocannons etc.

storm jungle
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Yeah they are basically literal bullet-sponges

urban spire
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like all heavy infantry they are a kind or problem that is solved with the correct kind of tool

honest trellis
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so there's that

green loom
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You're more optimistic than I am

urban spire
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it is frustrating when the guard has something cool going on so they decide they have to give it to space marines

storm jungle
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If its a popular regiment they will definitely get an update

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at some point

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Or you can just be Valhallans and wait until hell freezes over

green loom
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Just the way they like it

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Idk though it's just frustrating

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Guard have massive variety and would benefit from combined stuff

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But we never see it, and at the same time marines get sub factions with their own supplements/codices and unique models

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I get that marines are easier to do since they just add a few bits on the model, make a mold and start printing money but still, pain

storm jungle
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Yeah guard's issue is they could expand the range massively but see no point in it when you can just keep selling more stuff to space marine players.

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And they aren't as "swappable" I suppose when it comes to parts.

urban spire
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well i hope space marine players like mirror matches

crimson kayak
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me, a killteam enjoyer

arctic talon
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There’s less marine players then before nowadays

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Or rather

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There’s more players of every other fucking army

winter vessel
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Besides Armor and planets, are there other distinguishing differences between Elysian Drop Troops and the Harakoni Warhawks(my favorite)?

celest dome
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Different doctrines iirc

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Elysian use lighter vehicle that can be dropped

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While Harakoni don't but have more air support or someting like that

signal bramble
winter vessel
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Yeah don’t know why I said planets tbh.

green loom
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Don't Harakoni look more like traditional guard/carapace while Elysians have a lighter armour look?

celest dome
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Harkoni are based on American Para, while Elysian are based on British SAS iirc ?

green loom
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The Harakoni set resembles standard guard more than the Elysian

arctic talon
urban spire
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elysians use the accatran too

storm jungle
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yeah the entire Elysian aesthetic is bullpups, padded clothing and carry handles

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Wait hold on

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There we go, the guns felt naked for a sec

arctic talon
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Even though that would make no sense

storm jungle
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Im sorry i had to

celest dome
echo vault
green loom
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Also their padded outfits are just so pretty

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A shame we'll probably never see updated models

copper patrol
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ngl

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that las pistol looks really dumb

storm jungle
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What do you mean

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that handle I added makes perfect sense damn it

copper patrol
storm jungle
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just uh

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stick your index finger in there, easily carriable

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who needs a hand

copper patrol
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maybe it's like a keychain

green loom
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It's tied to them so it doesn't fall off after a drop

versed ledge
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Hell yeah Elysian love! Best damn guardsmen and women there is! I totally love their equipment design

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Their tactics are great, but more often than not it's usually leadership that's the death of them....wait....

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Almost like real life

winter vessel
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Both the Elysian DT and Harakoni I really like, Reminds me of the US Airborne units back in ww2.

versed ledge
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I get more of an ODST feel

winter vessel
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We got the Cadians, Krieg, Steel Legion, Tallarn, Vostroyan, Valhallan, etc. But these Grav Chute soldiers are my favorite.

odd palm
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The correct opinion, love to see it

winter vessel
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wish we could get more updated models tho

odd palm
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It would be nice to see a novel having the Elysians and Harakoni fight alongside each other so as to better differentiate both worlds drop troops

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Especially so for the Harakoni as based off of their lex article, the only novels they appear in give off the vibe of the Harakoni being background fodder simply to show off how superior the Space Marines are

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Otherwise there would be more info on them

versed ledge
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I want a game about these bad boys and gals

winter vessel
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Fatshark please give me a cosmetic for veteran to use the EDT uniform, if not the Children of Harakon, I'll settle for Elysia

versed ledge
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Lore wise they're like the SF they sent out for the tithe

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Already experienced in piracy interdiction operations,.right?

odd palm
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Lorewise the Harakoni and Elysians appear almost identical in terms of doctrine, which is primarily due to the Warhawks frankly barren lore

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Seems the main way to differentiate the two is equipment

winter vessel
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Elysians I think deploy in larger numbers? Whereas the Warhawks are more small squad based tactics like Tempestus Scions.

odd palm
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Perhaps, but both work alongside closely with the Scions and likely have adopted some of their tactics to enhance both regiments comparatively small sizes to other light infantry regiments.
If I had all the cited sources I'd double check for rough reg size

versed ledge
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But don't Elysians also conduct the same level of tier 2 to tier 1 deployment operations akin to the scions?

winter vessel
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Still, this cover art goes hard, let me tell ya.

versed ledge
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But wasn't it against Nurgle plague marines?

versed ledge
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Now different question, is there such a thing as economic recession and depression in the imperium?

copper patrol
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presumably on a planet by planet basic

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or larger sectors depending

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but I don't think the entire imperium could go into one as it's so massive it doesn't even have a consistent currency(iirc)

astral whale
green loom
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You play Darktide and you've never seen the Accatran?

urban spire
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the bullpup lasgun design is a little confusing

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the mag is a battery, there are no bullets in it

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lasguns do not have a traditional receiver

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you can put the firing mechanism as far back in the gun as you like

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without having to move the magazine

copper patrol
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more space to have the laser charge up or something?

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maybe

green loom
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The advantage of bullpups is taking up less space or something

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Might be the idea

urban spire
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bullpups take up less space because the receiver is farther back in the gun than on conventional weapons, letting them have a normal length barrel on a shorter gun, which is why the magazine is all the way in the back

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but you don't have to move the magazine on a lasgun

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it does not have to move with the firing mechanism

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hellguns literally have the "magazine" as a backpack with a beefy cable

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you could literally keep the mag in your pocket, just hook up some chonky USB cables

versed ledge
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Now that I think about it, aren't more weapons in imperium designed rather silly...

winter vessel
open pumice
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40k is silly

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Its thr best part

arctic talon
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You change it you get horrifically mutilated

versed ledge
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Grimderp makes the grimfun

urban spire
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there's lots of non-stc lasgun patterns

open pumice
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(not that there arent any, but there aren't any that are confirmed)

urban spire
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well STCs are very rare, unlike patterns of lasgun, of which there's hundreds

open pumice
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they're "rare"

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but the imperium has had 10,000+ years to find and recover them

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likely recovering several at a time

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not saying there aren't nonSTC lasguns

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but we don't know of any confirmed ones

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it's also equally as likely that all mass manufactured lasguns with names are STC patterns

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or mashups of a few different STCs

open pumice
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they just design what looks cool

urban spire
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i don't care, it's fun to think about

open pumice
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I'm just informing you

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because hoo boy

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are omse of GW's gund designs something

brisk beacon
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Imagine a bolter with hollow point ammo

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Now that’s how you purge a heretic

urban spire
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but

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bolter shells are already explosive

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they're not gyrojets they're little rocket propelled grenades

crimson kayak
urban spire
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oh great

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marines are stealing lasguns now too

crimson kayak
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wich is technically smaller than a scion backpack but also the gun is astartes size

shadow plover
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closer to lascannon than lasrifle

green loom
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I mean tbf they're also not mashing down full auto fire

shadow plover
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theyre antitank in game as well

crimson kayak
urban spire
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why can't they just use lascannons then, why they gotta steal the guard aesthetic

green loom
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The only thing taken from the guard aesthetic there is the uhhhhh

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Whatever the hell the end of the barrel is

urban spire
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lasgun

shadow plover
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it looks like a lascannon

green loom
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Is it supposed to be a compensator or something? Dunno

crimson kayak
urban spire
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there might be some stuff in there that doesn't love sunlight, or it might just be to keep a bit of dust off the lens

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who knows

green loom
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Dunno, but that barrel design is consistent with las stuff in general

crimson kayak
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also ill say this now, while the Mk.X tacticus is cool and all, both Gravis and Phobos pattern are 100 times better for an armour re-design

green loom
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I like Tacticus, kind of
Like there's definitely some changes there just for changes

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Though the longer i go on the more dumb marines look

crimson kayak
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imo phobos should have been the standard for primaris and gravis for heavies

green loom
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God no Phobos is garbage

crimson kayak
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i mean without the reiver helmet it's fine

green loom
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It makes clunky space knights into GI Joe in spehss

green loom
crimson kayak
green loom
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I think you can build them as assault intercessors or something, dunno don't play BA

crimson kayak
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marines finally reached full gundam form

green loom
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That or the fancy stuff Bladeguard/Sword Brethren get

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Sword Brethren are my fav primaris models

crimson kayak
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aren't they black templar models?

green loom
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Ye

crimson kayak
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uh then yeah

green loom
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Feels like the older stuff with the weapon options :(((

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Regardless they look kickass

crimson kayak
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yeah but they did it dirty with the champion and grimaldus models through

green loom
crimson kayak
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grimaldus literally got the angry teeth face grill now

green loom
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Champion looks fine imo
Grimaldus though is just..... Grimaldus with a different backpack and knee guard basically

crimson kayak
green loom
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Oh yeah I can agree there

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And the sword's crossguard facing flat forward is odd

crimson kayak
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gw forgetting they are not actual christian templars

orchid thicket
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The Iron Hands' gimmick doesn't make sense to me

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How can their flesh be weak if they are Adeptus Astartes?

urban spire
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because one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will fail, and you will beg my kind to save you

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but i am already saved

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for the machine is immortal

near wasp
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The flesh is powerful, for it gives way to thought to power. Without the flesh your sacred machine would never exist. Without human ambition and desire the machine would break and wither just like the flesh you call weak

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Well guys its been fun but i think im going to get taken to become a servitor after i said that

storm jungle
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believing in the machine that is the organic human body which can only be strengthened through genetic enhancements and other doodads instead of crude metal

near wasp
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I dont know anything about them

celest dome
storm jungle
# near wasp I dont know anything about them

Transhumanism? How about you engage in a little TRAINShumanism! As in; take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue!

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#warhammermemes #40kmemes #chad #phonk #sigm...

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near wasp
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Machines are just as corruptible

storm jungle
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Also yeah lmao

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its basically just up to what sect you prefer, I just love biologis because they are so unique

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that and believing in the perfection of the already good human body is a great belief

orchid thicket
storm jungle
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That was very old lore

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and a bit corny

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lmao

urban spire
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most titans are borderline sapient, definitely sentient

near wasp
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Isnt tampering with human genecode heresey though

storm jungle
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No?

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Bruh the Imperium tempers with genetics constantly

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their entire eugenics angle comes from there

near wasp
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I thought that was one of the conditions of the treaty of mars

storm jungle
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Well you see

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politics and policies are flexible

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Genetors are one of the Holy Orders[15] that make up the Ruling Priesthood of the Adeptus Mechanicus, specializing in genetics.[3] They are very common among the Mechanicus and often accompany Imperial forces involved in the exploration of new worlds.[1] They are dedicated to the study of biology and organic anatomy and are heavily represented ...

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For the most part, genetors differ little from other Tech-priests -- they bear the same manner of augmetic implants, venerate information and understanding as the manifestation of divinity, and engage upon the Quest for Knowledge in much the same way.

The difference is that they are not so quick to judge flesh and blood as inferior to steel and plasma and view living creatures as extremely complex and adaptable machines. Where some are content to make this observation distantly, others embrace it, seeking to improve their forms not with steel, but with better flesh and better blood.

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To an unknowing observer, a genetor may appear little different to any other Tech-priest when swathed in their crimson robes.

However, where most Tech-priests' mass is derived from steel reinforcement and implanted armour plate, a genetor may have augmented themselves with vat-muscle, toughened skin, and organic-reinforced bones.

near wasp
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I see

green loom
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Any Auxilia Myrmidon gamers?

storm jungle
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Dark Heresy Moment

urban spire
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dark heresy is getting on in the years a bit

green loom
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Myrmidons are the most based of chadmech

urban spire
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my myrmies

storm jungle
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that gets a proper myrmyr from me

crimson kayak
green loom
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Yes

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They're like the admech version of necron destroyers

urban spire
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personally i am of the opinion that any tech priest who doesn't have at least one big gun is fucking up somehow

crimson kayak
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sad forge world doesn't have their models anymore

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but hey, they still got secutarii kits

celest dome
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Sad that they won't get 40k rules

orchid thicket
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Great interview of Dan

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Timestamp is him mentioning that 40k is unique because it's the only big IP setting whose fans never want to visit it

storm jungle
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I mean

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theres a lot of sci-fi universes nobody would want to visit

orchid thicket
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Yeah but they don't really count, do they? Because they're SMALL

storm jungle
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Not really

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It kinda comes across as old man boomerism lmao

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40k dick size comparison is a boring tale as old as the setting at this point

orchid thicket
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It's a boomerism I agree with

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Cue a clip reel of space marines killing jedi knights and the Imperial Navy destroying reapers

storm jungle
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Cue a clip of some Astartes getting overrun by Flood spores

crimson kayak
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it's funny because without 40k scale/named character stuff most of the 40k verse is pretty much on par with most sci fi

storm jungle
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Pretty much yeah.

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People got this notion that 40k is the apex of sci-fi for some reason when its really not.

orchid thicket
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It's my favorite fantasy setting really

storm jungle
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And I say this from a place where 40k is my favorite sci-fi setting KEK

crimson kayak
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same tbh

storm jungle
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Either way yeah its a setting with a lot of faults as any fandom

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Its not the perfect one by any means

orchid thicket
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I'm not sure if 40k can really be considered sci-fi

storm jungle
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It is sci-fi

crimson kayak
storm jungle
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Same as how One Punch Man is also sci-fi

orchid thicket
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I suppose the definition of sci-fi must be broad indeed

storm jungle
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Yes and 40k enters it in countless areas.

crimson kayak
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is it set in the future? does it have technology we don't currently have/can use efficiently enough? then it's sci fi

storm jungle
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Yep

orchid thicket
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That reminds me, there's this series of crime novels set in 40k that's been popping up in the black library front page recently

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Maybe they're worth a read

storm jungle
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Warhammer Crime is good

crimson kayak
storm jungle
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A fate worse than death

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also dont read his books, they are awful lmao

orchid thicket
storm jungle
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I mean again not really

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40k is big because its made to sell toys

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40k also very much suffers from having too many authors

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who produce subpar to perfect quality books

orchid thicket
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Sure, but we can look at this retroactively

crimson kayak
storm jungle
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^

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Exactly this.

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40k is awesome at first glance but once you get past the sparkles it has a lot of glaring issues.

orchid thicket
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Knowing some of the nature of how military operations are conducted in the 40kverse, I can safely say that Isstvan should never have happened. Realistically, what is the frontage of a Space Marine legion? 5,000 light years? Maybe half that.

storm jungle
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Thats because the authors are not good at writing logistics.

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This is widely mocked by the fandom

copper patrol
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they don't understand numbers

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at all

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most the time

storm jungle
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They are all white old british dudes

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who havent spent any time in the army

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so they wouldnt really know logistics if it bit them on the ass

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I mean I dont either but you get my point KEK

crimson kayak
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salamanders literally had to receive a fuckhuge ship that makes 99% percent of their stuff to resolve the "wait, how are we getting armed again?" problem

orchid thicket
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Yeah that's partly the problem. I find it funny though that they made a detailed map of the Imperial Palace and wargamed it a little bit by discussing what maneuvers both sides could take for the Siege of Terra series, hence Jaghatai Khan's all-or-nothing sally out of the walls to retake Lion's Gate space port.

storm jungle
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Explains why the Siege writing is so shitty

orchid thicket
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You don't like SoT? I've only ever read Saturnine, the Scars pov book, Echoes of Eternity, and The End and the Death volume 1.

crimson kayak
copper patrol
storm jungle
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Half of 40k is just:

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"It happened because plot"

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peak writing

copper patrol
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tbh

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i'd say it's more then half

storm jungle
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I was trying to be nice okay

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LMAO

orchid thicket
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It happened because plot also we're biased towards Chaos

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but we'll make the Imperium win anyway because people buy them the most

storm jungle
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You say that like chaos got any good momentsin the Siege at all.

crimson kayak
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im fine with that tbh, the whole galaxy boiling to a war of attrition where warfronts change but never gain too meaningful ground

storm jungle
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And yeah its fine

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its more that Siege's writing is just soooo padded out

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literally making an entire novel out of the most pointless stuff because they decided that the Siege needs to be its own series for some reason

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💵

crimson kayak
crimson kayak
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wich if funny cause they could have still used the "lore tournament" setup for you know, making actual battles in the conflict just outside of the main storyline

orchid thicket
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Samus giving his monologue, Chaos Horus pov, etc., all pretty cool in my book

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Also Abaddon starting his path towards becoming Warmaster

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It is pretty padded out though so I've ignored the entire series leading up to the assault on Terra itself

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Thankfully authors like ADB and Abnett are good enough to make even filler content enjoyable

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Now I can't wait for volume 2 of the last book

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty much only ADB/Abnett's stuff was good

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the others are almost entirely a snorefest at imes

solid valley
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i had a question in regards to darktides lore
do we know if the nurgle worshipper attacks are restricted to atoma prime or is it a system wide issue
cause if its the former a few things in game dont make sense to me
like us being unable to get reinforcements, the character creator states incron had a large imperial navy base
and us reclaiming the manufactoriums on an occupied world and wasting the resources to hold those wouldnt it be more wise to bring weapons in from the forge world in the system branx magna

signal bramble
copper patrol
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I am fairly sure there is at least a ground war going on outside the hive

signal bramble
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A grinding war on an imperial planet would usually draw reinforcements to both sides and cause things to escalate.

signal bramble
copper patrol
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I got the planet and hive name mixed up

signal bramble
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It’s been shown consistently that whenever a big war happens in the universe that it inevitably draws in other factions for one reason or another.

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Vraks was just a single well defended traitor world and it drew in chaos Marine, various chapters, etc.

orchid thicket
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We don't know for sure and it seems even our rejects don't even know how many hives there are on the world since everything is understandably kept hush-hush

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Despite this, it seems our characters are granted access to some classified material since there's dialogue about eldar, and also there's scuttlebutt going around of the Sergeant Major surviving a genestealer attack

solid valley
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thanks for the answers everyone

plush mason
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afaik eldar tyranids and the other xeno races are only kept hidden from the civilians. once you join the guard you get a crash course in the many enemies of man

near wasp
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Also its stated that at least one hive on atoma has already fallen

orchid thicket
plush mason
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its a hive world so it likely has many hives

near wasp
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Nows when we find out atomas a tomb world and everybody dies pepelaugh

plush mason
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lol

storm jungle
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based necron ending

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the only mention of necrons so far tho is the ogryn saying necrons messed with Morrow's brain

near wasp
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Oh no trayzens been busy again

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Mindshackle Scarab Moment

green loom
plush mason
#

imagine fleeing from genestealers only to head first into a necron warhost

storm jungle
green loom
#

Ye

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I mean don't get me wrong

#

Horus Rising is the only book i've been able to properly read in a week

plush mason
near wasp
signal bramble
plush mason
plush mason
#

the emperor's mercy is no joke lmao

near wasp
#

Most of my books are chris wright but i dont have very many

green loom
#

Most of the complaints I hear of ADB are that he likes chaos too much if I recall

#

Or those factions

signal bramble
#

Robert Rath wrote Infinite and the Divine and Kingmaker. I’d probably rate him my favorite out of them all.

green loom
#

Abnett sometimes just writes something incredibly stupid

near wasp
#

Robert rath is the goat

signal bramble
orchid thicket
green loom
#

Well, as long as he writes for the same company Phil Kelly writes for he'll be beat

#

The Farsight Enclaves are basically just textbook for a bad homebrew lol

signal bramble
#

The farsight novels are pretty good though.

green loom
#

Still very stupid

orchid thicket
#

When he's not writing a Chaos character for once, he's surprisingly very good at it

signal bramble
#

When I moved a few months ago and was on a 7 hour road trip to the new place I listened to crisis of faith on the drive and was hooked from the very beginning.

orchid thicket
#

Sanguinius under his pen was heroic and perfect in a way that outshone all the other heroes in the Siege of Terra (as he should)

green loom
#

"Ah yes my super epic protoge military commander didn't like his leaders so he left, he also made his own faction of badass military warriors who do not afraid of anything, he also goes and helps his former leaders to help an old flame he can't confront, he's ALSO a super epic awesome edge-case melee warrior who has an ancient relic blade that extends his lifespan"

orchid thicket
green loom
#

Doesn't that just mean "gold"

orchid thicket
#

Yes, it just means "gold"

green loom
#

I mean idk Talos seems fine

signal bramble
#

Where I’m at in my current reading endeavors. XD

green loom
#

Bit on the epic OC side but only on claims of being le epic amazing duelist

orchid thicket
#

Yeah he's alright. ADB fluffs up his characters' traits but he makes them interact with each other in very interesting ways

signal bramble
#

Custodes armor is also called “aurumite.”

orchid thicket
#

lol

near wasp
#

That explains the gold

green loom
#

You tend not to think about Mustardes until a debate surfaces on which epic OC can kill them

orchid thicket
near wasp
#

I like the custodes. Genuinely my favorite faction

green loom
#

Where you'll have a dozen people saying that a naked world eater can kill them, another dozen shouting at them saying that was a screwup, and another 20 just spewing fanon they read in another thread

orchid thicket
#

Aramus: "..."

signal bramble
#

One of them dies easily enough in iron kingdom from a few point blank melta shots.

orchid thicket
#

Q + W + E + R right click

near wasp
#

A point blank melta shot deletes about pretty much anybody xD

green loom
#

"What do you mean anti tank weaponry can kill super soldiers?"

orchid thicket
#

The Custodes despise space marines but I have more respect for Astartes than I do for the golden banana boys

#

The Adeptus Astartes have been integral to the security of the Imperium since the Horus Heresy, meanwhile the Custodes have been content to drop genestealers into the Imperial Palace so they can play deadly hide-and-seek

green loom
#

Tbf they are guarding something that, if destroyed, will collapse interstellar travel pretty much entirely

near wasp
#

They also have been going on crusade now that gmans awake

orchid thicket
near wasp
#

They dont care for battle honors

signal bramble
near wasp
#

I mean sounds about right

signal bramble
#

Should have rolled better on his invuln save.

near wasp
#

This isnt the tabletop traitor

signal bramble
#

XD

near wasp
#

I deperately want an ogryn to meet a custodain just to see the tomfoolery that would follow

orchid thicket
#

Navigator waifu...

green loom
#

Kinda based

near wasp
#

Smfh

orchid thicket
#

Navigator waifus are canon. I read the Night Lords trilogy

#

Love can bloom in the grim darkness of the far future

plush mason
#

sure it can, but that isnt the story people buy the books for kekw

#

ummmm, wtf is in a tau rail gun that makes it completely ruin the progenitor gland of the space marines?

green loom
#

Besides it blowing it up?

honest trellis
#

ADB actually writes Chaos as characters with agency and can pull off "the EMperor is bad actually"

#

this apparently makes a lot of readers very upset but then again people actually like Guy Haley so clearly taste is overrated

plush mason
#

lol

plush mason
serene mist
#

Imperium is generally better than a lot of chaos

#

But the better is work monotony until you puke your lungs out

#

Whereas chaos shoves a spike up you and calls it modern art

plush mason
#

GW has literally said the imperium is one of the worst factions of the lot so idk what else to say

honest trellis
serene mist
#

Would you rather

  • Be ground down by shit work conditions
    Or
  • Have a Slaneeshi Daemoness suck your eyeballs off
plush mason
#

hell one of the biggest draws of the 40k IP is the fact that everyone and thing in it is evil as shit

honest trellis
#

The problem is unironic Imperium stanning is kinda a Problem

#

fandom is the worst offenders but writers get in on the "fun" sometimes

serene mist
#

Sure a lot of the Imperium is complete shit but Chaos is, generally, a lot worse

plush mason
serene mist
#

Am I wrong here?

plush mason
#

yes

green loom
plush mason
#

there is no redeeming the imperium or chaos or the tau or any other faction in 40k

#

that is the whole point

serene mist
#

Redeeming isn't what I'm talking about

celest dome
#

All the good factions have been extinguished

plush mason
#

yes it is, you are comparing and rating evils which is a form of redeeming/justifying the lesser one

celest dome
#

Tbh Chaos and Imperium are at the same level, but we never see the stable chaos planet, just the one that are in turmoil

plush mason
#

"there is no hierarchy of sin"

green loom
#

Well technically

#

There is that one world in the bile books

#

That's one massive trade hub

#

But chaos generally just doesn't do stability

plush mason
#

thats how a chaotic systems works funny enough, case in point. the irl milkyway lol

#

Sol is an island of stability in a sea of hellish chaos lol

serene mist
#

The thing is tho

#

What, for normal hazards on an Imperium world, can turn reality inside out or twist you like daemons can

#

What can make you oblivious to the pain of your insides becoming your outsides and not being able to die of it

green loom
#

Well there's a number of institutions that can turn you inside out

#

And the machines you work

#

Workplace safety isn't exactly prio

serene mist
#

twist you like Daemons can

orchid thicket
serene mist
#

Key thing

green loom
#

Machines do worse honestly, have you seen a lathe work a person?

plush mason
serene mist
#

Clearly there's a disconnect here

plush mason
#

the average human in 40k has 2 options, be a slave for the emperor or be a slave for one of 4 dark gods, both options lead to a quick death for most

celest dome
#

As much as Lathe are scary
Hydraulics spill are so much scarier
And you actually are taught to not touch them

plush mason
#

also they are very young

orchid thicket
#

They'd definitely be a villainous faction in a regular sci-fi setting that's for sure

plush mason
#

so its a "give them time" thing

crimson kayak
#

only tau as in blue boys are ethereal influenced tbh

orchid thicket
#

On that note I absolutely love how humanity is the big giant ancient empire in 40k

#

Usually that role goes to some alien race

crimson kayak
#

and they do have the enclaves as the "fully good" faction

green loom
queen laurel
green loom
#

Eldar, Necrons and Orks are all older

orchid thicket
#

That's true but currently the Imperium dominates the galaxy

crimson kayak
#

we are just the ones who built Bigger

orchid thicket
#

and everyone has to deal with them

plush mason
#

and old Abby is lol

#

man done split the whole galaxy in 2

orchid thicket
#

Bit too big of a change for me to like honestly

#

an expansion of the Eye of Terror would have been alright in my book

plush mason
#

i cant wait to see how badly they fuck him up so some McGuffin of a mary sue ultramarine can beat him easy

orchid thicket
#

but splitting the galaxy in two?

queen laurel
#

If i had the nickel for every time a stealth based specialist went absolutely ballistic i would have Three nickels

orchid thicket
#

I only know Sly Marbo, who are the other two?

#

Alpharius and Omegon?

queen laurel
orchid thicket
#

Cool

plush mason
queen laurel
plush mason
#

yeah

#

hell the hive mind likely does but as its a lictor no one is left alive to report it lol

green loom
#

Ye it works like the swarmlord

queen laurel
orchid thicket
#

What did the death leaper do?

queen laurel
crimson kayak
#

wait... didn't lictors get the memories and experience of slain members?

queen laurel
# orchid thicket What did the death leaper do?

First encountered on the Imperial world of St. Caspelan in 997.M41, this Tyranid terror weapon spread fear and undermined the population's morale, breaking their will to oppose the coming swarm.

Far from being a mindless assassin, Deathleaper instinctively knew that the death of St. Caspelan's spiritual leader, Cardinal Salem, would have only created a martyr that would have increased the intensity of the defences on St. Caspelan.

Instead, Deathleaper infiltrated the cardinal's bunkers, slaughtered his advisors and hacked through his bodyguard, only to leave the cardinal himself unharmed, covered in the blood and viscera of his closest aides.

The vile Lictor continued its brutal psychological torture of the cardinal by repeating this gruesome carnage for ten solar days, bypassing ever-increasing levels of security. Each time, Deathleaper came within a claw's grasp of the cardinal before once again mysteriously fleeing from the bloody scene.

The knowledge that the Tyranid assassin could eliminate him at any time was more than the cardinal's sanity could take. His panic-stricken paranoia and broken mind did more to break the morale of the Caspelan Planetary Defence Forces than any mere execution could have accomplished.

As terror and confusion reigned free, Hive Fleet Leviathan invaded the world. The swarm of the Great Devourer easily butchered its leaderless prey due solely to the actions of the Deathleaper

crimson kayak
#

and that's the newer lore, the old medusa 5 campaign said that if the hive fleet could ever get an hold of deathleaper and re-absorb him their vanguard would be basically undetectable

#

like, the old point of that campaign is that the behemoth invades just to get him back

orchid thicket
#

That's cool

storm jungle
#

It loses and gains world on a daily basis ala like the parody of the Roman Empire its based on, it lays claim to the entire Milky Way but can barely keep its own functions going

#

The entire reason the Imperium hasnt fallen to warring feudal systems is because it must exist to sell toys.

versed ledge
#

I wonder if there's an imperial world that's just normal and earth like, but forgotten due to the vast administrative apparatus

storm jungle
#

Entirely possible.

orchid thicket
#

Eh, don't know about that. A lot of its institutions have their own monopoly on absolutely critical sectors that keep the Imperial machine going, like the Navigators and the Mechanicus. Not to mention that the Astronomican only exists because of the continued sacrifice of the Emperor.

copper patrol
#

I am pretty sure

#

that alot of worlds are pretty normal

#

but those aren't cool and grimderk

orchid thicket
#

I like to describe the Imperium as "decentralized but not really" because of that

storm jungle
versed ledge
#

Critical sectors are usually in the front lines or vital trade routes....thus we hear about them

storm jungle
#

Also yeah lmao

#

The Imperium's entire survivability is dependant on toy sales

versed ledge
#

Else like IRL, we don't really hear much about other places. Like let's say point a landmass in the map

orchid thicket
#

On a meta level sure but GW just put half of the entire imperium in the dark to sell even more toys

storm jungle
#

Well yeah its meta because the Imperium has massive amounts of plot armor.

#

If the Silent King wanted to destroy like billions of its planets a named marine would just kill him and everyone would gather for the next WWE match next sunday

orchid thicket
#

On that note, I believe BL authors have lamented that toy sales drive the plot and not the other way around

versed ledge
#

Pretty much, or if the Tyranid hive fleet wanted, they could just wanted to monch the galaxy to bug poop, but someone will stop it

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats been the case since forever

orchid thicket
#

I think Dan Abnett was annoyed at having to memorize all the different kinds of Primaris Marine

storm jungle
#

Minis are also designed first and lore for them is made later.

orchid thicket
#

Intercessor... is all I know

copper patrol
#

tbf

#

I would be too

#

with how gw names things

versed ledge
#

Only reason we're getting mars tech is because minis were made

copper patrol
#

AoS authors must annoyed by that constantly

storm jungle
#

remember when uh

#

Tactical Marines

#

were actually Tactical

#

and you didnt need to be a different unit to use a fucking rocket launcher

orchid thicket
#

Wasn't there a Primaris buggy model? With stubbers instead of bolters for its machine gun hard points - guess there's an example of the mini being designed first

storm jungle
#

the Primaris ATV

#

a true abomination

orchid thicket
#

I don't know why space marines would need a wheeled rover when they already have land speeders

versed ledge
#

They were? I don't see any ammo pouches

versed ledge
copper patrol
orchid thicket
storm jungle
#

muzzle flash so bright to see where you are even going along with being deaf

green loom
#

It's funny too cuz like

#

It's a wave of repulsor vics right

#

Then you just have this

storm jungle
#

my favorite had to be uh

versed ledge
storm jungle
#

"their helmet will prevent them from going deaf"

#

okay but

#

MUZZLE FLASH KINDA BRIGHT

green loom
versed ledge
#

Muzzle flash and that air burst from constant dakla

storm jungle
#

any imperial system that wages war on each other instantly gets a boot on its throat

#

The Imperium's problem (ala Rome) is that its way too big to sustain itself.

green loom
#

Also helps that some of the larger worlds literally can't sustain themselves

storm jungle
#

So it will basically eventually collapse and you will get ımperial guard, marines, sororitas, admech etc setting up their own territories and such

#

Some loyal, some not, some entirely differet.

versed ledge
#

That sort of explains the dawn of war campaign missions

green loom
#

That or they just die

#

Because ykno, basically no warp travel

versed ledge
#

Why are loyal guards going up against loyal Marines, because bureaucracy

storm jungle
#

Yep pretty much

#

one of 40k's best reasonings for having your armies fight each other Pepega

#

tho uh

#

it works less with alien factions

#

minus Orks

#

also Nids

#

and Deldar

versed ledge
#

Why are guardsmen going up against sisters of battle..... honestly that there is a little more valid

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats uh a bit more bad

green loom
#

They're kind of insane

storm jungle
#

Nah Sisters can be sane

green loom
#

The leadership tends to be on the crazy side of fanatical though

storm jungle
#

the ironic part is the Convent in the game is the Argent Shroud who are very reasonable

#

replacing them with the Bloody Rose might have been better

#

kek

green loom
#

Ever egged on by the Ecclesiarchy

versed ledge
#

Yeah.. it's self defense, diplomacy failed, and the imperial cult doesn't take prisoners

storm jungle
#

Yep

green loom
#

I mean sometimes they do
But at that point, you'd probably rather die

storm jungle
#

even if you surrender they will just burn you on a pyre after sentencing

green loom
#

Or uh

storm jungle
#

or just servitorized

green loom
#

Penitent engine

storm jungle
#

or that KEK

versed ledge
#

At least there, there's a damn good reason to fight. The same reason I e fight against orks or chaos

#

Because dying will be painful

green loom
#

You ever read the bit of the guy being turned into an Arco-Flagellant?

#

Creepy shit

#

I think the worst thing I've read about is toy servitors

versed ledge
#

Oh God now I want to for morbid curiosity sake

orchid thicket
storm jungle
#

that wasnt the case when the game came out

#

back then it was just

#

"give us our relics or we kill you"

versed ledge
#

Toy servitors? Are they like joy toys?

storm jungle
green loom
#

In this one Arbites book I think, the MC has a servitor at home called Glambo, which is a criminal that got servitorized and is now a clown toy

storm jungle
#

God

#

thats depressing

#

lmao

green loom
#

Yes

versed ledge
#

Kind of funny

green loom
#

And the excerpt in particular is him leaving home for good to go to the academy

queen laurel
green loom
#

And it ends with the servitor going
"Glambo sad!!!"

#

The worst part

versed ledge
#

That was creepy

orchid thicket
orchid thicket
storm jungle
#

Yeah but like even if it was chaos its very stupid

green loom
storm jungle
#

"Battle-brothers every imperial on this planet is a bad guy, shoot them."

versed ledge
storm jungle
#

also this lmao

#

you know its bad when the ork kart literally has no issues

#

then you see the Imperial mockup and oof

versed ledge
#

It's something we would see in the real world

#

Looks very SAS like

orchid thicket
#

No side backs down because they're all ancient warrior orders with too much pride and tragedy ensues

storm jungle
versed ledge
#

Soulstorm is just insane

storm jungle
#

Soulstorm is crack

orchid thicket
#

Well the Blood Ravens canonically lost 500 marines at Kaurava so it's all good in the end

green loom
#

You think that's bad, you should see the Unification mod

versed ledge
#

There's absolutely no reason for all imperial forces to fight each other there when there's everything else in the sector out to quite literally rape their souls

storm jungle
#

you sure were a great strike-commander

versed ledge
#

STEEEHL REHN

storm jungle
#

"Just spam drop pods. They will never learn out tactics."

green loom
#

It's been a while since I've seen a boreale meme
Kinda glad

orchid thicket
versed ledge
#

All good and all but you're not hitting actual vital positions that are pounding the fort

green loom
#

Ah yes, the Flesh Tearers, the only chapter banned from defending Cadia

versed ledge
#

KD ratio to high for friendly fire

orchid thicket
#

Force Commander Vanilla Ice in DoW2 was also meant to be another Boreale promoted by Kyras but he turned out to be better than mr. steel rehn luckily enough

green loom
#

Thought the agreed upon name was "Hairgel"

queen laurel
#

Gorgutz gaming

versed ledge
#

What's with the love for the blood ravens in the dawn of war series when the ultra marines, salamanders, and marine lamentors are better

queen laurel
green loom
orchid thicket
green loom
#

I wouldn't mind a game about like, the Angels Vermillion or something

orchid thicket
green loom
#

Oh also it gives them more leeway to screw around with story

#

If you go Ultras you HAVE to use Calgar, you HAVE to use Sicarius, and it can't have any serious rammifications on the chapter itself

versed ledge
#

Will there be a dawn of war 4? Or has the series died in the third Moba

copper patrol
#

as of now

#

it's pretty dead in the water afaik

green loom
#

Prolly not, DoW 3 had worse reception than Darktide launch and it screwed things up so hard that it killed the franchise

#

I figure it's why some people are a little apprehensive to go omega tantrum on DT for fear it'll just kill development

copper patrol
#

I mean

storm jungle
#

Nah that would never happen

copper patrol
storm jungle
#

Darktide is not in the best place but the game has WAY TOO MANY good things in it

#

Dawn of War 3 was just.... awful

orchid thicket
#

People say DoW1 and DoW2 had nothing in common but I'd say they had this - soul, and a love for the setting. DoW3 just felt... mass-produced

storm jungle
#

basically it would be like Fatshark releasing Darktide as a battle-royale KEK

versed ledge
#

Darktide has environmental story telling

storm jungle
#

Its not even environmental

green loom
#

Terminator back flips KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

the game has so many good things in it

versed ledge
#

True too

green loom
#

C.S. Goto was such a weird specimen

copper patrol
#

gameplay, visuals, audio

#

etc

storm jungle
#

^

copper patrol
#

just has(and still kinda has) a bad loop for gear

storm jungle
#

Yeah this

green loom
#

Yeah but see some people overhype like crazy and are newer satisfied

versed ledge
#

But have you guys just taken the time to simply stroll the habitation units? How people live there in the factories?

storm jungle
#

the gameplay is satisfying its just missing the buns

storm jungle
green loom
#

It's not like the 40k community has a habit of ruining good things staregryn

versed ledge
#

Looks like Hong Kong coffin apartments but 100x worse

storm jungle
#

Lmfao yeah its literally Kowloon but as a planet

versed ledge
#

Somewhat thankful I don't see children toys strewn about

storm jungle
#

id have added them tbh

#

i need my daily dose of child hate

#

I MEAN yes sad

green loom
#

I would've gone dying light style and added the kids

storm jungle
#

Dead Space 2 Moment

versed ledge
#

Go full No more room in hell and make it dark as fuck

storm jungle
#

"What if we just made a necromorph child which is a suicide enemy"

green loom
#

Kids are cruel, Rannick!

storm jungle
#

But yeah like when you add kids to a game that you can kill

#

its very bad for marketing

copper patrol
storm jungle
#

can almost ruin your rating and the amount of markets it can have access too

versed ledge
#

Sadly marketing takes precedence

storm jungle
#

Yeah and i dont blame them KEK

#

killing adults and women is fine tho obviously

green loom
#

I'm happy with how things are tbh
I JUST WANT MY DAMN GLOVES

versed ledge
#

Even though the people we're slaughtering once had lives but now turned infected and desperate

#

Definitely okay.....KEKW_ogryn

green loom
#

Well see that's the fun thing about Nurgle plagues

copper patrol
#

idk if they are even desperate more just insane

green loom
#

It isn't basic zombie stuff

copper patrol
#

we are basically putting them out of their misery iirc

versed ledge
#

Also why do we have to do the impossible for proper PPE!

green loom
#

It forces you to do stuff, and is a lot less jolly than meme canon makes it out to be

storm jungle
#

^

versed ledge
#

Yup

storm jungle
#

I do like how the poxwalkers horde laugh tho

#

thats creepy as shit

copper patrol
#

do they?

storm jungle
#

Yep

#

when they attack en-masse you can hear it

versed ledge
#

Just think of it as granting the emperor's mercy to them

green loom
#

I only heared pained groans

copper patrol
#

I guess I'll have to listen closer

storm jungle
#

The groaners are the ones that beg for help

green loom
storm jungle
#

since they arent turned yet

versed ledge
storm jungle
versed ledge
#

And las fire

storm jungle
#

otherwise getting corruption from just being poxers would be annoying

versed ledge
#

Lots of dakka...too much noise to hear the finer details

green loom
#

I love the people saying Nurgle is the least bad chaos god
Then you see the average infected, and realize plague marines tend to fall apart or even kill themselves when exposed to blanks KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

^

#

like

#

have yall seen the poxwalker concept art for the game

versed ledge
#

I wanna see

crisp heath
#

Plaguebearer be like: "three million five hundred and sixty eight"

storm jungle
#

god the one with the maggot hole in his skull

#

HUERGH-

green loom
#

God we need a 40k horror game

#

Though I'm happy we're to the point we have a nice shooter and not just random mobile or indie trash

versed ledge
#

Rotting and inflamed at the same time

storm jungle
green loom
#

Imagine an actual inquisition story game

versed ledge
#

A part of me wonders if there's proper medical care, maybe we can combat Nurgle more effectively without military intervention

green loom
#

Oh yeah, the world is a lot more fucked up than most of us would like to know

copper patrol
#

hmm

copper patrol
#

i'd one of those like

#

maybe?

#

but also it's a whoel nurgle plague

#

not just a regular plague

storm jungle
#

Honestly you cant

green loom
copper patrol
#

it was basically a bio weapon unleashed on the hive

storm jungle
#

Nurgle's entire deal is basically warp-based

#

btu yeah if you stop it WAY early its managable

#

if theres infected tho you are basically fucked

green loom
#

Yeah the plague eats through filters and solid objects

#

Starts infecting the planet as much as the people

#

Also, never stops evolving

#

Basically sentient

#

And it tends to have a lot of help once things get a bit bad

storm jungle
#

All of these yeah

versed ledge
#

Funny enough if there's a medical nerd amongst us, they can probably confirm those horns and skin conditions are possible

#

Definitely not disturbing thought at all

green loom
#

It's like how Soulstorm explains how the alpha legion got there
Some lone guardsman walked into the wrong church, went insane, then havoc ensued

copper patrol
green loom
#

Shit can get real worrying once you look into it

versed ledge
#

Like most things concerning nurgle

green loom
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I find it funny how chaos has stans similar to the imperium

versed ledge
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And chaos

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Also hey remember the daemonculaba?

green loom
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That was tame, even then

copper patrol
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bUt NurGlE iS sO HapPy

green loom
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"Khorne has a code of honor"

copper patrol
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tbf on that one

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it'd make khorne more interesting

green loom
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See

copper patrol
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but they never use it

green loom
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The thing is

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khorne doesn't really have anything beyond maybe might makes right

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But his followers do

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Since he attracts martial archetypes and whatnot

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Like sure eventually they'll grow into bloodcrazed raving berserkers

dense mortar
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Has anyone tried to open diplomatic channels with the Chaos faction?

copper patrol
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I am sure they have

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and I am very sure

green loom
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It went very well

copper patrol
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it didn't go well

green loom
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For starters they need to be sane or not bloodthirsty enough to converse with in the first place

copper patrol
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it's like when the drukari "helped" the tau

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most people that are chaosy enough to know they are chaos

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are just insane as fuck

versed ledge
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So what if the chaos gods are worshipped and preached like so?

green loom
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Doesn't workl

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Eventually things will get distorted

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I forget which Heresy novel explains it

copper patrol
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yeah

versed ledge
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Damn

copper patrol
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there is some planets/cultures that have basically done that in the past

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and it never goes well

green loom
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Ot

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*It's also just that

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Khorne isn't the god of war

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He's the god of blood

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He wants 2 things

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Blood and skulls

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Doesn't care where you get them

versed ledge
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So that means the wickedness behind these gods are legitimate then

copper patrol
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mostly

versed ledge
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They're essentially devils

copper patrol
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if it had been nice from the start

green loom
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It's mainly that they're inherently negative things

copper patrol
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then they wouldn't be evil as balls

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but since they where made from a lot of negative shit

green loom
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Sure you can "worship" slaanesh by having say a fertility festival or something

copper patrol
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then they are evil as balls

green loom
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But that's not what it feeds off of

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Sure you can "worship" tzeentch via learning

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But it's not what he feeds off of

copper patrol
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it's all too small for them now

green loom
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You can fight a war, duel people
But that's not what Khorne feeds off of

copper patrol
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basically

versed ledge
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What does the emperor feed off then? Duty? Goodness? Or war?

green loom
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It's not even too small

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it's just not their aspect

green loom
storm jungle
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Yeah its just worship

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he doesnt have any aspects thats said outright in the lore

copper patrol
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^

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maybe like

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order? would make sense

green loom
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And if they are they're usually a chaos cult in disguise KEKW_ogryn

green loom
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Touche

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But yeah basically

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The Chaos gods aren't all that complicated

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They feed off broad things, so there's many things that contribute to them

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But it all centers into their main theme
Disease, Excess, Blood and Change

versed ledge
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Also gotta love the 40k universe, a place where its fanbase regardless of creed and origin can collectively say "I do not want to live in there"

green loom
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Well you do have the odd strange guy who does

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But they usually fail to grasp how bad things really are

celest dome
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Warhammer fantasy would be the 2nd best setting from Warhammer to live in

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Maybe 3rd with AoS, but it really depend

green loom
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Idk, AoS has some freaky stuff going on

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Beyond being basically post apocalyptic

celest dome
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Still 40k is 3rd at the very least

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And the best warhammer world to live in is Bloodbowl

storm jungle
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Oh hell no

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AoS and Fantasy are fucking horrible lmao

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unless you lived in a walled city you are basically fucked

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tbh even if its walled you might get invaded by basically anyone

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even the Order factions are massive assholes half the time and its great

celest dome
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Still, living in Fantasy is less bad than living in 40k

storm jungle
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Yeah but its basically just the dark ages with actual monsters

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The Empire of Man is at least based

celest dome
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And still, Blood Bowl would be the best setting to live on from a GW's Ip

storm jungle
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Its true Blood Bowl remains king

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No war, only football.

green loom
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Can a discord mod get any more based smh

storm jungle
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Aw shucks

celest dome
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2nd most based Warden

orchid thicket
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This is my favorite Chaos-related image

orchid thicket
green loom
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Ok but what is everyone's preferred monogod faction

celest dome
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To join or in general ?

signal bramble
copper patrol
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Khorne

celest dome
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If I'm a Magister/Psyker -> Tzeentch
Otherwise Khorne

copper patrol
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or tzeentch

signal bramble
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Though I do have a death guard army that’s a lot of fun.

green loom
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I liked Khorne a bit

orchid thicket
versed ledge
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The Emperor

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Because duty is also worship

crimson kayak
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it's like poland asking kindly germany to leave after seeing them crossing the border

crimson kayak
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also the emperor technically is pulling a vashtoor so as the others said, just worship

crimson kayak
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also if you live in the core of the tau empire you are pretty much safe tbh

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like, no major event happened on T'au, like ever

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it's basically the safest haven you can get considering you are also outside of the caste system

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you can basically do whatever the fuck you want and live a normal life

orchid thicket
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Terra would be the safest place against external incursions but GW gotta stir shit up in the most heavily defended planet in the most heavily fortified star system in the galaxy to sell plastic crack

crimson kayak
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you know, being the imperium

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and the largest hive ever

orchid thicket
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That's why I said external incursions

gloomy citrus
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Made by Dorn.

orchid thicket
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T'au would probably be a nice place to visit

crimson kayak
gloomy citrus
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There's a Tau commander that found a daemon sword, like Fulgrim.

orchid thicket
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There's a human diplomat for the Tau in a Ciaphas Cain novel that's described as being a stunning blonde with hair dressed up in a long Tau-style braid

copper patrol
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oh no

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they are a weeb

orchid thicket
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And I'm like yeah that does sound exotic and attractive

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damn xenos tempting good Imperial citizens

orchid thicket
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The diplomat herself was a human turncoat

crimson kayak
orchid thicket
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Humans living under T'au rule provide quite the philosophical challenge against Imperial doctrine

signal bramble
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The Tau are more insidious than they let on but as I’ve mentioned before, if I ever had to be taken alive I’d choose the Tau 100% of the time.

plain ibex
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Other than no shoulder pommels, near perfect Cadian Shock Trooper look I think

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Also have an okay version here of a Cadian 110th Shadow Corp. I always liked the name/look of them. How do they fit into the lore?

arctic talon
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No real lore

plain ibex
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Good to know! Thank you! 🙂

terse flume
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the emperor is slowly dying too, despite the like belief-is-reality warp conceptualization