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why does he sound like what I do
the get high all day on the creative minecraft world part
like, during the 13th black crusade all he does is get into one battle with the ig for absolutely no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjm8Voe-aFE Galaxy inversed, The Warp? Bleeding into realspace? any more than it already has?
The set of tarot cards concludes with the inverted Galaxy... but what does it all mean?
Wasn't it also entirely avoidable, it was just him being kinda fucked in the head
Like iirc not all his visions panned out
you mean avoidable?
Oh yeah sorry, English isn't computing too well since I got like an hour of sleep and have started hallucinating
you are right otherwise tho
What...the...fuck... He better be traitor
Yeah hes a traitor
Yeah entirely was
but it suffers from the thing of "Its the Horus Heresy so he has to go traitor"
common sense has no place in these narratives
Yeah Curzey is a traitor, and also dead
He spent his last days violently ranting to an effigy of the emperor made of flayed human corpses and crying
Ah well at least we got stuff like Talos out of it
Literally me
Idk who else was avoidable
Mortartion was a salt-boy from the start
Angron would be easier to determine if we got any real info on the nails
Angron would have possibly rebelled even without them having grown up in oppression.
But so was Corax in a massive prison complex due to the way the people that parented him and taught morals.
And yeah Morty was a hypocritical glory hound from the very beginning
also yeah Morty just sucked
theres a reason he has died/got his ass kicked like
what... 10 times now in lore?

He's like, one of the ones dead set for traitor pretty much
Just because of that shitty grudge for the kill steal
And him hating psykers
Funny to watch Khan just shit all over him though
Twice even
Magnus is a maybe, but that'd require him to realize he may be in too deep
maybe the contrary? realspace tearing into the warp?
You are assuming they put any thought into it(They didn't)
I'm 90% sure all the tarot cards are AI generated
And shit maybe even the script is
One of them confused me big time since it was a human holding an Ethereal's staff
.....but in Farsight colours
Well, if Angron did kill Yarrick, we are about to see the greatest wwe match in the setting
LMAO
(Didn't even steal the kill properly)
I love how that box advertised Rag/Ghaz like they were rivals
yeah sure Jan
honestly the entirety of Psychic Awakening was just nothing
It's depressing liking Steel Legion/Yarrick and seeing all their big conflicts given to other factions
You mean the fancy space wolf looking fuck?
He's a space wolf
End of the argument
Possibly the worst character in the setting
Or at least up there
I like ragnar from a character perspective since his was one of the first 40k books I read
But Space Wolves have a tendency to suffer from "Baby's first Original Character syndrome" so that applies to a lot of them
Yeah pretty much
They're still not as bad as Farsight and the Enclaves, which are basically just a textbook example for a bad homebrew
Isn't he that super tall space wolf that was respected by the orks?
Loses duel
Stabs opponent in the back and kills him
Applauded
I got the wrong one it wasn't him
If Space Wolves were any other chapter they'd probably be dead or something, at least the DA are quiet about friendly fire
they get a lot of leeway because they are a Founding Legion yeah
One wouldst say too much methinks
How do i say this without being mean
My brother in christ they are literally the most stereotypical interpretation of a viking
It's mostly a writing issue imo but you can't do much to fix that since Phil Kelly is still allowed to write
Untrue, they aren't wearing biker gear
And they don't have horns
only because helmet horns got trademarked by chaos marines lol
not that hard, by warhammer standards they're still just heavy infantry
they die to plasma, heavy bolters, multi las, autocannons etc.
Yeah they are basically literal bullet-sponges
like all heavy infantry they are a kind or problem that is solved with the correct kind of tool
I think steel legion may get support eventually
so there's that
You're more optimistic than I am
it is frustrating when the guard has something cool going on so they decide they have to give it to space marines
If its a popular regiment they will definitely get an update
at some point
Or you can just be Valhallans and wait until hell freezes over
Just the way they like it
Idk though it's just frustrating
Guard have massive variety and would benefit from combined stuff
But we never see it, and at the same time marines get sub factions with their own supplements/codices and unique models
I get that marines are easier to do since they just add a few bits on the model, make a mold and start printing money but still, pain
Yeah guard's issue is they could expand the range massively but see no point in it when you can just keep selling more stuff to space marine players.
And they aren't as "swappable" I suppose when it comes to parts.
well i hope space marine players like mirror matches
me, a killteam enjoyer
There’s less marine players then before nowadays
Or rather
There’s more players of every other fucking army
Besides Armor and planets, are there other distinguishing differences between Elysian Drop Troops and the Harakoni Warhawks(my favorite)?
Different doctrines iirc
Elysian use lighter vehicle that can be dropped
While Harakoni don't but have more air support or someting like that
The planet they’re from? XD
Yeah don’t know why I said planets tbh.
Don't Harakoni look more like traditional guard/carapace while Elysians have a lighter armour look?
Harkoni look like kasrkin sorta
While elysians look like normal guardsmen chest armor wise
Harkoni are based on American Para, while Elysian are based on British SAS iirc ?
That's not a normal chest lol
The Harakoni set resembles standard guard more than the Elysian
I forgor
elysians use the accatran too
yeah the entire Elysian aesthetic is bullpups, padded clothing and carry handles
Wait hold on
There we go, the guns felt naked for a sec

I’m sad the las pistol isn’t a bull pup
Even though that would make no sense
Im sorry i had to
Still missing the 2nd's
Which imperial armor book is this from
Can one really be this based?
Also their padded outfits are just so pretty
A shame we'll probably never see updated models

maybe it's like a keychain
It's tied to them so it doesn't fall off after a drop
Hell yeah Elysian love! Best damn guardsmen and women there is! I totally love their equipment design
Their tactics are great, but more often than not it's usually leadership that's the death of them....wait....
Almost like real life
Both the Elysian DT and Harakoni I really like, Reminds me of the US Airborne units back in ww2.
I get more of an ODST feel
We got the Cadians, Krieg, Steel Legion, Tallarn, Vostroyan, Valhallan, etc. But these Grav Chute soldiers are my favorite.
The correct opinion, love to see it
wish we could get more updated models tho
It would be nice to see a novel having the Elysians and Harakoni fight alongside each other so as to better differentiate both worlds drop troops
Especially so for the Harakoni as based off of their lex article, the only novels they appear in give off the vibe of the Harakoni being background fodder simply to show off how superior the Space Marines are
Otherwise there would be more info on them
I want a game about these bad boys and gals
Fatshark please give me a cosmetic for veteran to use the EDT uniform, if not the Children of Harakon, I'll settle for Elysia
Lore wise they're like the SF they sent out for the tithe
Already experienced in piracy interdiction operations,.right?
Lorewise the Harakoni and Elysians appear almost identical in terms of doctrine, which is primarily due to the Warhawks frankly barren lore
Seems the main way to differentiate the two is equipment
Elysians I think deploy in larger numbers? Whereas the Warhawks are more small squad based tactics like Tempestus Scions.
Perhaps, but both work alongside closely with the Scions and likely have adopted some of their tactics to enhance both regiments comparatively small sizes to other light infantry regiments.
If I had all the cited sources I'd double check for rough reg size
But don't Elysians also conduct the same level of tier 2 to tier 1 deployment operations akin to the scions?
I just want a damn beret 😦
Still, this cover art goes hard, let me tell ya.
In that book a squad did conduct an SF mission and survived
But wasn't it against Nurgle plague marines?
Now different question, is there such a thing as economic recession and depression in the imperium?
presumably on a planet by planet basic
or larger sectors depending
but I don't think the entire imperium could go into one as it's so massive it doesn't even have a consistent currency(iirc)
Wait the Elysians use Famas inspired Lasguns?
You play Darktide and you've never seen the Accatran?
the bullpup lasgun design is a little confusing
the mag is a battery, there are no bullets in it
lasguns do not have a traditional receiver
you can put the firing mechanism as far back in the gun as you like
without having to move the magazine
bullpups take up less space because the receiver is farther back in the gun than on conventional weapons, letting them have a normal length barrel on a shorter gun, which is why the magazine is all the way in the back
but you don't have to move the magazine on a lasgun
it does not have to move with the firing mechanism
hellguns literally have the "magazine" as a backpack with a beefy cable
you could literally keep the mag in your pocket, just hook up some chonky USB cables
I think the idea is to be more compact, but you do make true and valid points. However if that was the intent, wouldn't a more powerful and stable version of the las-pistol be better for highly mobile units?
Now that I think about it, aren't more weapons in imperium designed rather silly...
Its 40k, what's considered silly are what's keeping the Imperium's forces still fighting. But I like how a lasgun mag can also be used as a grenade and is rechargeable. Imagine seeing a guardsmen just chilling on a chair and he's got his magazine resting next to him recharging?
The STC was designed that way
You change it you get horrifically mutilated
Grimderp makes the grimfun
there's lots of non-stc lasgun patterns
not that we know of, but there are plenty of lassguns that are altered away from their stc designs once they hit the field
(not that there arent any, but there aren't any that are confirmed)
well STCs are very rare, unlike patterns of lasgun, of which there's hundreds
they're "rare"
but the imperium has had 10,000+ years to find and recover them
likely recovering several at a time
not saying there aren't nonSTC lasguns
but we don't know of any confirmed ones
it's also equally as likely that all mass manufactured lasguns with names are STC patterns
or mashups of a few different STCs
GW has explicitly mentioned they niether know nor care how guns work
they just design what looks cool
i don't care, it's fun to think about
but
bolter shells are already explosive
they're not gyrojets they're little rocket propelled grenades
marines now also use las-fusils with literal pocket batteries connected to the gun.
wich is technically smaller than a scion backpack but also the gun is astartes size
closer to lascannon than lasrifle
I mean tbf they're also not mashing down full auto fire
theyre antitank in game as well
i mean, a lascannon is just a bigger lasgun
why can't they just use lascannons then, why they gotta steal the guard aesthetic
The only thing taken from the guard aesthetic there is the uhhhhh
Whatever the hell the end of the barrel is
lasgun
it looks like a lascannon
Is it supposed to be a compensator or something? Dunno
i mean, it's basically an hot-shot long-las always set to max firepower
there might be some stuff in there that doesn't love sunlight, or it might just be to keep a bit of dust off the lens
who knows
Dunno, but that barrel design is consistent with las stuff in general
i think it's because all cool heavy weapons where given to inceptors before they meteorite themselves within the enemy lines
also ill say this now, while the Mk.X tacticus is cool and all, both Gravis and Phobos pattern are 100 times better for an armour re-design
I like Tacticus, kind of
Like there's definitely some changes there just for changes
Though the longer i go on the more dumb marines look
imo phobos should have been the standard for primaris and gravis for heavies
God no Phobos is garbage
i mean without the reiver helmet it's fine
It makes clunky space knights into GI Joe in spehss
I do really like Inceptors(?)
But the weird fiber abs are just.... off putting
i mean, the army theme of primaris seems to be forgetting how to melee considering not even death company models have more than a couple melee weapons shown lol
I think you can build them as assault intercessors or something, dunno don't play BA
gravis is the coolest indeed
marines finally reached full gundam form
That or the fancy stuff Bladeguard/Sword Brethren get
Sword Brethren are my fav primaris models
aren't they black templar models?
Ye
uh then yeah
Feels like the older stuff with the weapon options :(((
Regardless they look kickass
yeah but they did it dirty with the champion and grimaldus models through
grimaldus literally got the angry teeth face grill now
Champion looks fine imo
Grimaldus though is just..... Grimaldus with a different backpack and knee guard basically
dunno, it's not bad per-se, but some choices like the auriel now being detached from the helmet and such make it worse for me
gw forgetting they are not actual christian templars
The Iron Hands' gimmick doesn't make sense to me
How can their flesh be weak if they are Adeptus Astartes?
because one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will fail, and you will beg my kind to save you
but i am already saved
for the machine is immortal
The flesh is powerful, for it gives way to thought to power. Without the flesh your sacred machine would never exist. Without human ambition and desire the machine would break and wither just like the flesh you call weak
Well guys its been fun but i think im going to get taken to become a servitor after i said that
this is why the Magos Biologis are the best
believing in the machine that is the organic human body which can only be strengthened through genetic enhancements and other doodads instead of crude metal
I dont know anything about them
All Flesh is weak, even that of the Primarchs
Transhumanism? How about you engage in a little TRAINShumanism! As in; take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue!
Song
Rave by Dxrk ダーク
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ
Meme by maridan48
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Machines are just as corruptible
Also yeah lmao
its basically just up to what sect you prefer, I just love biologis because they are so unique
that and believing in the perfection of the already good human body is a great belief
I remember reading about a DAoT-era Titan that was sentient and willingly joined Chaos
most titans are borderline sapient, definitely sentient
Isnt tampering with human genecode heresey though
No?
Bruh the Imperium tempers with genetics constantly
their entire eugenics angle comes from there
I thought that was one of the conditions of the treaty of mars
Well you see
politics and policies are flexible

Genetors are one of the Holy Orders[15] that make up the Ruling Priesthood of the Adeptus Mechanicus, specializing in genetics.[3] They are very common among the Mechanicus and often accompany Imperial forces involved in the exploration of new worlds.[1] They are dedicated to the study of biology and organic anatomy and are heavily represented ...
For the most part, genetors differ little from other Tech-priests -- they bear the same manner of augmetic implants, venerate information and understanding as the manifestation of divinity, and engage upon the Quest for Knowledge in much the same way.
The difference is that they are not so quick to judge flesh and blood as inferior to steel and plasma and view living creatures as extremely complex and adaptable machines. Where some are content to make this observation distantly, others embrace it, seeking to improve their forms not with steel, but with better flesh and better blood.
To an unknowing observer, a genetor may appear little different to any other Tech-priest when swathed in their crimson robes.
However, where most Tech-priests' mass is derived from steel reinforcement and implanted armour plate, a genetor may have augmented themselves with vat-muscle, toughened skin, and organic-reinforced bones.
I see
Any Auxilia Myrmidon gamers?
Dark Heresy Moment
dark heresy is getting on in the years a bit
Myrmidons are the most based of chadmech
my myrmies
myrmydons are literally tech priests with big guns
personally i am of the opinion that any tech priest who doesn't have at least one big gun is fucking up somehow
sad forge world doesn't have their models anymore
but hey, they still got secutarii kits
Sad that they won't get 40k rules
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Great interview of Dan
Timestamp is him mentioning that 40k is unique because it's the only big IP setting whose fans never want to visit it
Yeah but they don't really count, do they? Because they're SMALL
Not really
It kinda comes across as old man boomerism lmao
40k dick size comparison is a boring tale as old as the setting at this point
It's a boomerism I agree with
Cue a clip reel of space marines killing jedi knights and the Imperial Navy destroying reapers
Cue a clip of some Astartes getting overrun by Flood spores
it's funny because without 40k scale/named character stuff most of the 40k verse is pretty much on par with most sci fi
Pretty much yeah.
People got this notion that 40k is the apex of sci-fi for some reason when its really not.
It's my favorite fantasy setting really
And I say this from a place where 40k is my favorite sci-fi setting 
same tbh
Either way yeah its a setting with a lot of faults as any fandom
Its not the perfect one by any means
I'm not sure if 40k can really be considered sci-fi
It is sci-fi
it's on the star wars ride of being sci fi fantasy
Same as how One Punch Man is also sci-fi
I suppose the definition of sci-fi must be broad indeed
Yes and 40k enters it in countless areas.
is it set in the future? does it have technology we don't currently have/can use efficiently enough? then it's sci fi
Yep
That reminds me, there's this series of crime novels set in 40k that's been popping up in the black library front page recently
Maybe they're worth a read
Warhammer Crime is good
lol every time i open black library i only see that damned cato sicarius omnibus popping in front of me
Developing on this thought, I think this is only because most authors (most people really) really struggle to comprehend the sheer scale of 40k and what its factions can do
I mean again not really
40k is big because its made to sell toys
40k also very much suffers from having too many authors
who produce subpar to perfect quality books
Sure, but we can look at this retroactively
i think the contrary, not understanding the fact that scale is needed (as it represents a wargame) and the too many author problem we get author's pumping up single characters instead of the forces as a whole
^
Exactly this.
40k is awesome at first glance but once you get past the sparkles it has a lot of glaring issues.
Knowing some of the nature of how military operations are conducted in the 40kverse, I can safely say that Isstvan should never have happened. Realistically, what is the frontage of a Space Marine legion? 5,000 light years? Maybe half that.
Thats because the authors are not good at writing logistics.

This is widely mocked by the fandom
They are all white old british dudes
who havent spent any time in the army
so they wouldnt really know logistics if it bit them on the ass
I mean I dont either but you get my point 
salamanders literally had to receive a fuckhuge ship that makes 99% percent of their stuff to resolve the "wait, how are we getting armed again?" problem
Yeah that's partly the problem. I find it funny though that they made a detailed map of the Imperial Palace and wargamed it a little bit by discussing what maneuvers both sides could take for the Siege of Terra series, hence Jaghatai Khan's all-or-nothing sally out of the walls to retake Lion's Gate space port.
Explains why the Siege writing is so shitty
You don't like SoT? I've only ever read Saturnine, the Scars pov book, Echoes of Eternity, and The End and the Death volume 1.
also notice how the products of the Forge of Vulkan are never mentioned again as that would mean the salamanders literally have only master crafted/artificer equivalents

It happened because plot also we're biased towards Chaos
but we'll make the Imperium win anyway because people buy them the most
You say that like chaos got any good momentsin the Siege at all.
im fine with that tbh, the whole galaxy boiling to a war of attrition where warfronts change but never gain too meaningful ground
And yeah its fine
its more that Siege's writing is just soooo padded out
literally making an entire novel out of the most pointless stuff because they decided that the Siege needs to be its own series for some reason
💵
the biased toward chaos can literally be described in the fantasy storm of chaos event
wich if funny cause they could have still used the "lore tournament" setup for you know, making actual battles in the conflict just outside of the main storyline
Wreathing Terra in a miniature warp storm so it looks like a diseased eye in space where the Four are watching from the edges was cool
Samus giving his monologue, Chaos Horus pov, etc., all pretty cool in my book
Also Abaddon starting his path towards becoming Warmaster
It is pretty padded out though so I've ignored the entire series leading up to the assault on Terra itself
Thankfully authors like ADB and Abnett are good enough to make even filler content enjoyable
Now I can't wait for volume 2 of the last book
Yeah pretty much only ADB/Abnett's stuff was good
the others are almost entirely a snorefest at imes
i had a question in regards to darktides lore
do we know if the nurgle worshipper attacks are restricted to atoma prime or is it a system wide issue
cause if its the former a few things in game dont make sense to me
like us being unable to get reinforcements, the character creator states incron had a large imperial navy base
and us reclaiming the manufactoriums on an occupied world and wasting the resources to hold those wouldnt it be more wise to bring weapons in from the forge world in the system branx magna
I’m not sure if it’s entirely spelled out but usually such attacks on a single planet attract attention from others in the system.
I am fairly sure there is at least a ground war going on outside the hive
A grinding war on an imperial planet would usually draw reinforcements to both sides and cause things to escalate.
He was talking about on the other planets, not just atoma prime (the planet) itself.
I got the planet and hive name mixed up
It’s been shown consistently that whenever a big war happens in the universe that it inevitably draws in other factions for one reason or another.
Vraks was just a single well defended traitor world and it drew in chaos Marine, various chapters, etc.
Considering that in-universe the term "Darktide" is a propagandic term that refers to vague xeno and heretical threats that the Moebian sector has been dealing for a while, it's entirely possible that Atoma Prime is not the only warfront of the Nurglite uprising we're seeing in the game
We don't know for sure and it seems even our rejects don't even know how many hives there are on the world since everything is understandably kept hush-hush
Despite this, it seems our characters are granted access to some classified material since there's dialogue about eldar, and also there's scuttlebutt going around of the Sergeant Major surviving a genestealer attack
afaik eldar tyranids and the other xeno races are only kept hidden from the civilians. once you join the guard you get a crash course in the many enemies of man
Also its stated that at least one hive on atoma has already fallen
Yeah pretty much
I heard a rumor that there were Chaos Space Marines in that hive
its a hive world so it likely has many hives
Nows when we find out atomas a tomb world and everybody dies 
lol
based necron ending

the only mention of necrons so far tho is the ogryn saying necrons messed with Morrow's brain

Oh no trayzens been busy again
i hate that there is almost 0 editing needed for that image, and i love it at the same time lol
Mindshackle Scarab Moment
And both of those have their crappy habits also
imagine fleeing from genestealers only to head first into a necron warhost
Abnett's issue is he has been writing for 40k for like 20 years so hes like a messiah and almost untouchable criticism wise when even he has a author has many bad habits
Ye
I mean don't get me wrong
Horus Rising is the only book i've been able to properly read in a week
such is one of the many pitfalls of success and fame
Then the necrons gun down the genestealers and leave without saying a word
Out of curiosity that made me look at my audible library of 40k books. I have some of his stuff but they’re definitely not my favorites. Most of my favorites are Haley and Mitchell.
and just leave you huddled on the ground crying and gibbering like a madman, and then some random IGs come by and shoot you
I adored Great Work from Haley
the emperor's mercy is no joke lmao
Most of my books are chris wright but i dont have very many
Most of the complaints I hear of ADB are that he likes chaos too much if I recall
Or those factions
Robert Rath wrote Infinite and the Divine and Kingmaker. I’d probably rate him my favorite out of them all.
Abnett sometimes just writes something incredibly stupid
Robert rath is the goat
ADB has a hate boner for big E and you’ll never convince me otherwise.
His characters also tend to lean towards the oc-donut-steel fanfiction-tier category
Well, as long as he writes for the same company Phil Kelly writes for he'll be beat
The Farsight Enclaves are basically just textbook for a bad homebrew lol
The farsight novels are pretty good though.
Still very stupid
His characters also tend to be depressed and angsty but aside from that he's really good at capturing the scale, grandeur, and brutality of the setting
When he's not writing a Chaos character for once, he's surprisingly very good at it
When I moved a few months ago and was on a 7 hour road trip to the new place I listened to crisis of faith on the drive and was hooked from the very beginning.
Sanguinius under his pen was heroic and perfect in a way that outshone all the other heroes in the Siege of Terra (as he should)
"Ah yes my super epic protoge military commander didn't like his leaders so he left, he also made his own faction of badass military warriors who do not afraid of anything, he also goes and helps his former leaders to help an old flame he can't confront, he's ALSO a super epic awesome edge-case melee warrior who has an ancient relic blade that extends his lifespan"
Not as bad as that but Talos did have a Blood Angels relic power sword called "Aurum" (lol)
Doesn't that just mean "gold"
Yes, it just means "gold"
I mean idk Talos seems fine
Where I’m at in my current reading endeavors. XD
Bit on the epic OC side but only on claims of being le epic amazing duelist
Yeah he's alright. ADB fluffs up his characters' traits but he makes them interact with each other in very interesting ways
Custodes armor is also called “aurumite.”
I must be blind because I never made the connection till now
lol
You tend not to think about Mustardes until a debate surfaces on which epic OC can kill them
Level 30 Aramus from DoW2: Chaos Rising
I like the custodes. Genuinely my favorite faction
Where you'll have a dozen people saying that a naked world eater can kill them, another dozen shouting at them saying that was a screwup, and another 20 just spewing fanon they read in another thread
Aramus: "..."
One of them dies easily enough in iron kingdom from a few point blank melta shots.
Q + W + E + R right click
A point blank melta shot deletes about pretty much anybody xD
"What do you mean anti tank weaponry can kill super soldiers?"
The Custodes despise space marines but I have more respect for Astartes than I do for the golden banana boys
The Adeptus Astartes have been integral to the security of the Imperium since the Horus Heresy, meanwhile the Custodes have been content to drop genestealers into the Imperial Palace so they can play deadly hide-and-seek
Tbf they are guarding something that, if destroyed, will collapse interstellar travel pretty much entirely
They also have been going on crusade now that gmans awake
Well they're lagging behind 10,000 years of battle honors compared to space marines
Yeah he got hit by several at once. His armor managed to absorb 1-3 at first and then he got cored.
I mean sounds about right
Should have rolled better on his invuln save.
This isnt the tabletop traitor
XD
I deperately want an ogryn to meet a custodain just to see the tomfoolery that would follow
Navigator waifu...
Kinda based
Smfh
Navigator waifus are canon. I read the Night Lords trilogy
Love can bloom in the grim darkness of the far future
sure it can, but that isnt the story people buy the books for kekw
ummmm, wtf is in a tau rail gun that makes it completely ruin the progenitor gland of the space marines?
Besides it blowing it up?
ADB actually writes Chaos as characters with agency and can pull off "the EMperor is bad actually"
this apparently makes a lot of readers very upset but then again people actually like Guy Haley so clearly taste is overrated
lol
the smooth brained "the imperium is the good guy!" crowd can read?
Imperium is generally better than a lot of chaos
But the better is work monotony until you puke your lungs out
Whereas chaos shoves a spike up you and calls it modern art
GW has literally said the imperium is one of the worst factions of the lot so idk what else to say
Well someone has to be the top minds of 40klore
Would you rather
- Be ground down by shit work conditions
Or - Have a Slaneeshi Daemoness suck your eyeballs off
hell one of the biggest draws of the 40k IP is the fact that everyone and thing in it is evil as shit
The problem is unironic Imperium stanning is kinda a Problem
fandom is the worst offenders but writers get in on the "fun" sometimes
Sure a lot of the Imperium is complete shit but Chaos is, generally, a lot worse
because it has sadly become a gateway to Fascism
Am I wrong here?
yes
I know people who'd take the latter
there is no redeeming the imperium or chaos or the tau or any other faction in 40k
that is the whole point
Redeeming isn't what I'm talking about
All the good factions have been extinguished
yes it is, you are comparing and rating evils which is a form of redeeming/justifying the lesser one
Tbh Chaos and Imperium are at the same level, but we never see the stable chaos planet, just the one that are in turmoil
"there is no hierarchy of sin"
Well technically
There is that one world in the bile books
That's one massive trade hub
But chaos generally just doesn't do stability
thats how a chaotic systems works funny enough, case in point. the irl milkyway lol
Sol is an island of stability in a sea of hellish chaos lol
The thing is tho
What, for normal hazards on an Imperium world, can turn reality inside out or twist you like daemons can
What can make you oblivious to the pain of your insides becoming your outsides and not being able to die of it
Well there's a number of institutions that can turn you inside out
And the machines you work
Workplace safety isn't exactly prio
twist you like Daemons can
The Tau and their client races can be redeemed since they're the only normal sci-fi faction in the setting lol
Key thing
Machines do worse honestly, have you seen a lathe work a person?
a pissed off psyker lol, or just any pissed off/bored high born really just the later wont be literal
Clearly there's a disconnect here
the average human in 40k has 2 options, be a slave for the emperor or be a slave for one of 4 dark gods, both options lead to a quick death for most
As much as Lathe are scary
Hydraulics spill are so much scarier
And you actually are taught to not touch them
nah they are still evil and completely brain washed by the Ethereal cast
also they are very young
They'd definitely be a villainous faction in a regular sci-fi setting that's for sure
so its a "give them time" thing
only tau as in blue boys are ethereal influenced tbh
On that note I absolutely love how humanity is the big giant ancient empire in 40k
Usually that role goes to some alien race
and they do have the enclaves as the "fully good" faction
It does, multiple times
Also i prefer their color scheme
Eldar, Necrons and Orks are all older
That's true but currently the Imperium dominates the galaxy
we are just the ones who built Bigger
and everyone has to deal with them
Bit too big of a change for me to like honestly
an expansion of the Eye of Terror would have been alright in my book
i cant wait to see how badly they fuck him up so some McGuffin of a mary sue ultramarine can beat him easy
but splitting the galaxy in two?
If i had the nickel for every time a stealth based specialist went absolutely ballistic i would have Three nickels
The ork kommando is snikrot and the lictor is called death leaper
Cool
are named lictors reused by the nids like the other named nids are?
Well, after what death leaper did to a world it would be a dumb decision not to use him over and over again
yeah
hell the hive mind likely does but as its a lictor no one is left alive to report it lol
Ye it works like the swarmlord
Yes, it is an outstanding specimen it would be a waste to just get rid of it
What did the death leaper do?
Hold on let me get the link real quick
wait... didn't lictors get the memories and experience of slain members?
First encountered on the Imperial world of St. Caspelan in 997.M41, this Tyranid terror weapon spread fear and undermined the population's morale, breaking their will to oppose the coming swarm.
Far from being a mindless assassin, Deathleaper instinctively knew that the death of St. Caspelan's spiritual leader, Cardinal Salem, would have only created a martyr that would have increased the intensity of the defences on St. Caspelan.
Instead, Deathleaper infiltrated the cardinal's bunkers, slaughtered his advisors and hacked through his bodyguard, only to leave the cardinal himself unharmed, covered in the blood and viscera of his closest aides.
The vile Lictor continued its brutal psychological torture of the cardinal by repeating this gruesome carnage for ten solar days, bypassing ever-increasing levels of security. Each time, Deathleaper came within a claw's grasp of the cardinal before once again mysteriously fleeing from the bloody scene.
The knowledge that the Tyranid assassin could eliminate him at any time was more than the cardinal's sanity could take. His panic-stricken paranoia and broken mind did more to break the morale of the Caspelan Planetary Defence Forces than any mere execution could have accomplished.
As terror and confusion reigned free, Hive Fleet Leviathan invaded the world. The swarm of the Great Devourer easily butchered its leaderless prey due solely to the actions of the Deathleaper
and that's the newer lore, the old medusa 5 campaign said that if the hive fleet could ever get an hold of deathleaper and re-absorb him their vanguard would be basically undetectable
like, the old point of that campaign is that the behemoth invades just to get him back
That's cool
The Imperium isnt "dominating" the galaxy really, its more just "infesting" it.
It loses and gains world on a daily basis ala like the parody of the Roman Empire its based on, it lays claim to the entire Milky Way but can barely keep its own functions going
The entire reason the Imperium hasnt fallen to warring feudal systems is because it must exist to sell toys.
I wonder if there's an imperial world that's just normal and earth like, but forgotten due to the vast administrative apparatus
Entirely possible.
Eh, don't know about that. A lot of its institutions have their own monopoly on absolutely critical sectors that keep the Imperial machine going, like the Navigators and the Mechanicus. Not to mention that the Astronomican only exists because of the continued sacrifice of the Emperor.
I am pretty sure
that alot of worlds are pretty normal
but those aren't cool and grimderk
I like to describe the Imperium as "decentralized but not really" because of that
I mean it does but it wont last forever. The Imperium's eventual fate is to be fractured into warring states, even having a unified ""leader"" has caused it more schisms and unification.
Critical sectors are usually in the front lines or vital trade routes....thus we hear about them
Else like IRL, we don't really hear much about other places. Like let's say point a landmass in the map
On a meta level sure but GW just put half of the entire imperium in the dark to sell even more toys
Well yeah its meta because the Imperium has massive amounts of plot armor.
If the Silent King wanted to destroy like billions of its planets a named marine would just kill him and everyone would gather for the next WWE match next sunday

On that note, I believe BL authors have lamented that toy sales drive the plot and not the other way around
Pretty much, or if the Tyranid hive fleet wanted, they could just wanted to monch the galaxy to bug poop, but someone will stop it
Yeah thats been the case since forever
I think Dan Abnett was annoyed at having to memorize all the different kinds of Primaris Marine
Minis are also designed first and lore for them is made later.
Intercessor... is all I know
Only reason we're getting mars tech is because minis were made
AoS authors must annoyed by that constantly
remember when uh
Tactical Marines
were actually Tactical
and you didnt need to be a different unit to use a fucking rocket launcher

Wasn't there a Primaris buggy model? With stubbers instead of bolters for its machine gun hard points - guess there's an example of the mini being designed first
I don't know why space marines would need a wheeled rover when they already have land speeders
They were? I don't see any ammo pouches
What the fuck is that? It makes no sense

Well the answer is "they don't" but toys need to be sold hence things like the Dreadknight and Centurions
I hope you like being the driver
muzzle flash so bright to see where you are even going along with being deaf

my favorite had to be uh
W0T I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING from the sound of the Vulcan
"their helmet will prevent them from going deaf"
okay but
MUZZLE FLASH KINDA BRIGHT
#Warhammer40k #SpaceMarines #Primaris
More Primaris Shenanigans.
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Shoutout too Lukasz Grzyb of Fantasygames.com.pl for beating us to the punch on this joke.
Additional Credit too Akim Kaliberda for his Incredible work on the cover art for "Belisarius Cawl : The Great Work"
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/w83Pyw
And, an extra big spe...
imo, the Imperium is already just warring feudal states, and only exists as an entity for convenience of said warring states
Muzzle flash and that air burst from constant dakla
They arent warring persay, its just disputes
any imperial system that wages war on each other instantly gets a boot on its throat
The Imperium's problem (ala Rome) is that its way too big to sustain itself.
Also helps that some of the larger worlds literally can't sustain themselves
So it will basically eventually collapse and you will get ımperial guard, marines, sororitas, admech etc setting up their own territories and such
Some loyal, some not, some entirely differet.
That sort of explains the dawn of war campaign missions
Why are loyal guards going up against loyal Marines, because bureaucracy
Yep pretty much
one of 40k's best reasonings for having your armies fight each other 
tho uh
it works less with alien factions
minus Orks
also Nids
and Deldar
Why are guardsmen going up against sisters of battle..... honestly that there is a little more valid
Yeah thats uh a bit more bad
They're kind of insane
Nah Sisters can be sane
The leadership tends to be on the crazy side of fanatical though
the ironic part is the Convent in the game is the Argent Shroud who are very reasonable
replacing them with the Bloody Rose might have been better
kek
Ever egged on by the Ecclesiarchy
Yeah.. it's self defense, diplomacy failed, and the imperial cult doesn't take prisoners
Yep
I mean sometimes they do
But at that point, you'd probably rather die
even if you surrender they will just burn you on a pyre after sentencing
Or uh
or just servitorized
Penitent engine
or that 
At least there, there's a damn good reason to fight. The same reason I e fight against orks or chaos
Because dying will be painful
You ever read the bit of the guy being turned into an Arco-Flagellant?
Creepy shit
I think the worst thing I've read about is toy servitors
Oh God now I want to for morbid curiosity sake
In the case of the Blood Ravens, it's because their chapter master was secretly corrupted by Chaos all along
that wasnt the case when the game came out
back then it was just
"give us our relics or we kill you"
Toy servitors? Are they like joy toys?

In this one Arbites book I think, the MC has a servitor at home called Glambo, which is a criminal that got servitorized and is now a clown toy
Yes
Kind of funny
And the excerpt in particular is him leaving home for good to go to the academy
You've got to be f****** kidding me
Oh that one the bookeeper
That was creepy
It's a retroactive explanation for those actions, which is pretty cool
Now that's a buggy I can get behind
Yeah but like even if it was chaos its very stupid
I know the imps have reverse engineered ork tech before, but this isn't what I had in mind
"Battle-brothers every imperial on this planet is a bad guy, shoot them."
When ork weapon design is more reasonable than human
also this lmao
you know its bad when the ork kart literally has no issues
then you see the Imperial mockup and oof
The Blood Ravens were likely invoking one of their rights as a space marine chapter to secure a battlezone for themselves, which other Imperial forces disagreed with and pressed their own claims, leading to conflict
No side backs down because they're all ancient warrior orders with too much pride and tragedy ensues
Im sure Soulstorm went about as logical 
Soulstorm is just insane
Soulstorm is crack
Well the Blood Ravens canonically lost 500 marines at Kaurava so it's all good in the end
You think that's bad, you should see the Unification mod
There's absolutely no reason for all imperial forces to fight each other there when there's everything else in the sector out to quite literally rape their souls
Thanks Boreale
you sure were a great strike-commander
STEEEHL REHN
"Just spam drop pods. They will never learn out tactics."
It's been a while since I've seen a boreale meme
Kinda glad
Man when chapters like the Knights of Blood or the Flesh Tearers are in your part of the crusade you had might as well be fighting CSM's
All good and all but you're not hitting actual vital positions that are pounding the fort
Ah yes, the Flesh Tearers, the only chapter banned from defending Cadia
KD ratio to high for friendly fire
Force Commander Vanilla Ice in DoW2 was also meant to be another Boreale promoted by Kyras but he turned out to be better than mr. steel rehn luckily enough
Thought the agreed upon name was "Hairgel"
Gorgutz gaming
What's with the love for the blood ravens in the dawn of war series when the ultra marines, salamanders, and marine lamentors are better

They went with a custom chapter for the first game, people loved them because they had nice voice actors and a not awful story, and then they were kept
It's either Hairgel or Vanilla Ice, though I guess the former is easier to say
I wouldn't mind a game about like, the Angels Vermillion or something
They're also a unique chapter with interesting characteristics, though sadly this is never really reflected in gameplay (hint: Librarian squads)
Oh also it gives them more leeway to screw around with story
If you go Ultras you HAVE to use Calgar, you HAVE to use Sicarius, and it can't have any serious rammifications on the chapter itself
Will there be a dawn of war 4? Or has the series died in the third Moba
Prolly not, DoW 3 had worse reception than Darktide launch and it screwed things up so hard that it killed the franchise
I figure it's why some people are a little apprehensive to go omega tantrum on DT for fear it'll just kill development
I mean
Nah that would never happen

Darktide is not in the best place but the game has WAY TOO MANY good things in it
Dawn of War 3 was just.... awful
People say DoW1 and DoW2 had nothing in common but I'd say they had this - soul, and a love for the setting. DoW3 just felt... mass-produced
basically it would be like Fatshark releasing Darktide as a battle-royale 
Darktide has environmental story telling
Its not even environmental
Terminator back flips 
the game has so many good things in it
True too
C.S. Goto was such a weird specimen
^
just has(and still kinda has) a bad loop for gear
Yeah this
Yeah but see some people overhype like crazy and are newer satisfied
But have you guys just taken the time to simply stroll the habitation units? How people live there in the factories?
the gameplay is satisfying its just missing the buns
Also yeah the storytelling like that is great
It's not like the 40k community has a habit of ruining good things 
Looks like Hong Kong coffin apartments but 100x worse
Lmfao yeah its literally Kowloon but as a planet
Somewhat thankful I don't see children toys strewn about
I would've gone dying light style and added the kids
Dead Space 2 Moment
Go full No more room in hell and make it dark as fuck
"What if we just made a necromorph child which is a suicide enemy"
Kids are cruel, Rannick!
But yeah like when you add kids to a game that you can kill
its very bad for marketing

can almost ruin your rating and the amount of markets it can have access too
Sadly marketing takes precedence
I'm happy with how things are tbh
I JUST WANT MY DAMN GLOVES
Even though the people we're slaughtering once had lives but now turned infected and desperate
Definitely okay.....
Well see that's the fun thing about Nurgle plagues
idk if they are even desperate more just insane
It isn't basic zombie stuff
we are basically putting them out of their misery iirc
Also why do we have to do the impossible for proper PPE!
It forces you to do stuff, and is a lot less jolly than meme canon makes it out to be
^
Yup
do they?
Just think of it as granting the emperor's mercy to them
I only heared pained groans
I guess I'll have to listen closer
The groaners are the ones that beg for help
Isn't that also how they spread the infection?
since they arent turned yet
Same, and explosions of grenades
Yep but thats thankfully not in the game 
And las fire
otherwise getting corruption from just being poxers would be annoying
Lots of dakka...too much noise to hear the finer details
I love the people saying Nurgle is the least bad chaos god
Then you see the average infected, and realize plague marines tend to fall apart or even kill themselves when exposed to blanks 
I wanna see
Plaguebearer be like: "three million five hundred and sixty eight"
god the one with the maggot hole in his skull
HUERGH-
God we need a 40k horror game
Though I'm happy we're to the point we have a nice shooter and not just random mobile or indie trash
Rotting and inflamed at the same time
Imagine an actual inquisition story game
A part of me wonders if there's proper medical care, maybe we can combat Nurgle more effectively without military intervention
Oh yeah, the world is a lot more fucked up than most of us would like to know
hmm
Gnarly
i'd one of those like
maybe?
but also it's a whoel nurgle plague
not just a regular plague
Honestly you cant
iirc there was a system that was developing cures and stuff so Nurgle focused it down and destroyed it
it was basically a bio weapon unleashed on the hive
Nurgle's entire deal is basically warp-based
btu yeah if you stop it WAY early its managable
if theres infected tho you are basically fucked
Yeah the plague eats through filters and solid objects
Starts infecting the planet as much as the people
Also, never stops evolving
Basically sentient
And it tends to have a lot of help once things get a bit bad
All of these yeah
Funny enough if there's a medical nerd amongst us, they can probably confirm those horns and skin conditions are possible
Definitely not disturbing thought at all
It's like how Soulstorm explains how the alpha legion got there
Some lone guardsman walked into the wrong church, went insane, then havoc ensued

Shit can get real worrying once you look into it
Like most things concerning nurgle
I find it funny how chaos has stans similar to the imperium
That was tame, even then
bUt NurGlE iS sO HapPy
"Khorne has a code of honor"
See
but they never use it
The thing is
khorne doesn't really have anything beyond maybe might makes right
But his followers do
Since he attracts martial archetypes and whatnot
Like sure eventually they'll grow into bloodcrazed raving berserkers
Has anyone tried to open diplomatic channels with the Chaos faction?
It went very well
it didn't go well
For starters they need to be sane or not bloodthirsty enough to converse with in the first place
it's like when the drukari "helped" the tau
most people that are chaosy enough to know they are chaos
are just insane as fuck
So what if the chaos gods are worshipped and preached like so?
Doesn't workl
Eventually things will get distorted
I forget which Heresy novel explains it
yeah
Damn
there is some planets/cultures that have basically done that in the past
and it never goes well
Ot
*It's also just that
Khorne isn't the god of war
He's the god of blood
He wants 2 things
Blood and skulls
Doesn't care where you get them
So that means the wickedness behind these gods are legitimate then
mostly
They're essentially devils
if it had been nice from the start
It's mainly that they're inherently negative things
then they wouldn't be evil as balls
but since they where made from a lot of negative shit
Sure you can "worship" slaanesh by having say a fertility festival or something
then they are evil as balls
But that's not what it feeds off of
Sure you can "worship" tzeentch via learning
But it's not what he feeds off of
it's all too small for them now
You can fight a war, duel people
But that's not what Khorne feeds off of
basically
What does the emperor feed off then? Duty? Goodness? Or war?
Think it's just flat worship
And if they are they're usually a chaos cult in disguise 
And Psykers
Touche
But yeah basically
The Chaos gods aren't all that complicated
They feed off broad things, so there's many things that contribute to them
But it all centers into their main theme
Disease, Excess, Blood and Change
Also gotta love the 40k universe, a place where its fanbase regardless of creed and origin can collectively say "I do not want to live in there"
Well you do have the odd strange guy who does
But they usually fail to grasp how bad things really are
Warhammer fantasy would be the 2nd best setting from Warhammer to live in
Maybe 3rd with AoS, but it really depend
Still 40k is 3rd at the very least
And the best warhammer world to live in is Bloodbowl
Oh hell no
AoS and Fantasy are fucking horrible lmao
unless you lived in a walled city you are basically fucked
tbh even if its walled you might get invaded by basically anyone
even the Order factions are massive assholes half the time and its great
Still, living in Fantasy is less bad than living in 40k
Yeah but its basically just the dark ages with actual monsters
The Empire of Man is at least based
And still, Blood Bowl would be the best setting to live on from a GW's Ip
Can a discord mod get any more based smh
2nd most based Warden
Actually it's this one
Ok but what is everyone's preferred monogod faction
To join or in general ?
Slaanesh.
Khorne
If I'm a Magister/Psyker -> Tzeentch
Otherwise Khorne
or tzeentch
Though I do have a death guard army that’s a lot of fun.
I liked Khorne a bit
Khorne but probably Slaanesh
Nurgle
whats the point when you know their objective is exlusively fucking you up
it's like poland asking kindly germany to leave after seeing them crossing the border
also the emperor technically is pulling a vashtoor so as the others said, just worship
blood bowl also has the funkiest excuses for some item like camera's and such
also if you live in the core of the tau empire you are pretty much safe tbh
like, no major event happened on T'au, like ever
it's basically the safest haven you can get considering you are also outside of the caste system
you can basically do whatever the fuck you want and live a normal life
Terra would be the safest place against external incursions but GW gotta stir shit up in the most heavily defended planet in the most heavily fortified star system in the galaxy to sell plastic crack
yeah but terra still has all the internal shit going on
you know, being the imperium
and the largest hive ever
That's why I said external incursions
Made by Dorn.
T'au would probably be a nice place to visit
tbf the first sphere of expansion is mostly safe now that the borders expanded
There's a Tau commander that found a daemon sword, like Fulgrim.
There's a human diplomat for the Tau in a Ciaphas Cain novel that's described as being a stunning blonde with hair dressed up in a long Tau-style braid
And I'm like yeah that does sound exotic and attractive
damn xenos tempting good Imperial citizens
Aren't the Tau bald?
The diplomat herself was a human turncoat
depends
Humans living under T'au rule provide quite the philosophical challenge against Imperial doctrine
The Tau are more insidious than they let on but as I’ve mentioned before, if I ever had to be taken alive I’d choose the Tau 100% of the time.
Other than no shoulder pommels, near perfect Cadian Shock Trooper look I think
Also have an okay version here of a Cadian 110th Shadow Corp. I always liked the name/look of them. How do they fit into the lore?
They’re just a paint scheme
No real lore
Good to know! Thank you! 🙂
the emperor is slowly dying too, despite the like belief-is-reality warp conceptualization





