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Oh yes, thanks. Need to visit there more often
Not all Daemons are evil:
I enter two pieces of evidence for the record
Euphrates Keeler and M'kar
Doing the work of Big E, which is unquestionably the work of righteousness and good.
I'm still kinda new to WH40K, and I have a question on Purity Seals. What seal best fits this game's faction we play in Darktide please?
Corvus is pretty much a daemon.
Only the Imperium uses purity seals
and every faction within it more or less
Yeah Euphrati Keeler isn't a demon, I think you mean celestine
Yep, you are right.
There isn't a particular disctinction between each imperium factions purity seals
For purity
Its in the name
But what does it purify?
whatever you glue it too
Purity seals are borne by various Imperial troops, applied to weapons, armor and vehicles. They take the form of wax seals and parchment inscribed with declarations and prayers. They are prominently displayed on armour, and symbolize that the wearer is uncontaminated by the slightest taint of Chaos.
Read this page
Would something happen if one was somehow slapped onto a Death Guard marine?
No lol
No
its just a parchment
so it wouldnt do much of anything
So its just a ruse made by the Inquisition/whoever is in charge of the Imperial Cult?
its mostly to show off the Imperium's superstition, that and it looks cool
chaplains
they are dolled out by chaplains
Its not really a ruse
they just believe it works
its the same as us using censers IRL
it doesnt really do anything
its just ceremonial
Your not being bamboozled
I wonder if that works the same as with Orks.
It doesnt
your just getting wax glued to your gun
Orks "power of belief" is also memed to death
If it was, I would have laughed my ass off.
their belief power works more akin to psychic duct-tape
mostly for machinery and weapons
It's also important to note that some draw spiritual strength from their purity seals
At this point, basically everything 40k-related is memed.
The censers are 99% of the time doing nothing
Eh kinda but also no
True
i.e. space marines recanting the prayers on their seals will give them a burst of resolve
It makes a mechanicus workshop not smell like metal and oil
How would you smell it among the battlefield? Especially if the enemy worships Nurgle?
They do look dope.
you're gonna rot to death the moment a death guard marine walks to you
a nice smell wont do much 

Or puke to death lol

Being around plague marines isn’t pleasant
Fucking Typhus.
The what, now?
And gross
Typhus is based, Mortarion should have been less of a bitch if he didn't want to loose control of his legion
It’s when the book is 99% action
*Khârn grinned at the daemon, his eyes burning with an unholy fire. ‘I am a son of Angron,’ he said, and slammed his forehead into the daemon’s face.
The impact echoed through the chamber, and Khârn felt the daemon’s grip falter. He punched it with his free hand, hitting it again and again, tearing free of its grasp. The daemon staggered backwards, reeling from the attack, and Khârn followed it, bringing his chainaxe to bear.*
Bolter Porn is the fandom term for space marines doing generic actions/plotlines
And is very biased towards one side
yeah that
This man is just punching Daemons?
Yeah
Yes.
Kharn is built different
Yeah
Kharn is based
They both fucking suck.
I need this book
Disagree, typhus is rad
i mean yeah he's a bad person
but he was written really pog
That's true.
Typhus pulled an Amogus on the entire Death Guard Legion, gotta respect the Nurgle venting hustle
Typhus is the weakest of the 4 god aligned chaos champions
Ironicially
He’s not stronger then Kharn, as good a dualist as Lucius or as potent a psyker as Ahriman
Lucius is a class of his own.
most people barely would know he exists unless you read 30k
Mortarion takes up a lot of attention yeah
or are a deathguard fan
Tbf grey knight players would know about typhus
He makes the Drukhari look pleasant if you'd ask me.
Mostly since he uh
I mean
the stuff Emperors Children do are really not that extreme
that might just be me being bored against violence tho lol
Have you read fulgrim
The funny druhkari books are funnier
or the opera concert scene
And by funny I mean it’s just torture
Respect the damn cum painting
The Emperor's Children turned out the worst.
Its great
To be fair
they were made of europeans
no this isnt a joke
Bile also literally came from Frankenstein's birthplace i think
which is the most meme lore ever
but Bile is a pimp so i like it
Then where did Saul and Rylanor hail from?
Fabius was born on Terra to Europan nobility. He spent at least part, if not all of his childhood in a region named Ingolstadt; potentially related to the Bavarian city but this is not expanded upon [12]. As a child, he learned the art of fleshcrafting from one of his families servants. Among his first experiments was modifying mice to duel each other in elaborate garb and was inconsolable when they disobeyed his orders and killed one another. Shortly after, he was inducted into the III Legion.
Bavarian.
The 40k's version of Mengele.
Man
40k mengele is urien rakarth
the legion really saw bile putting alien organs in legionares and went
yeah thats cool, me next
"Ayo gimme some of that shit"

Saul Tarvitz is based
No one did much about Bile's shenanigans.
And was also only a captain lmao
"I hear you do strange things to your warriors"
When even the primarch is like
"Thats cool"
theres not much some random captain can do
Do we know where the empeors armor came from? And why is lore so vague, and/or just simply not there, about the emperor? Like it or not, its very clear to me (a newcomer) that his is very central to the motivations of the universe.
Well this is the majority of peoples involvement in the franchise, is it not?
Ehhh idk
It is.
It's best to think of the emperor as a plot device, and not a person
This
The emperor is meant to be a vague background character
He’s never in the forefront
You aren’t meant to fully understand or sympathize with him
Even in his own book, his story is told thru his custodians
The latter, especially.
Okay, let me put it this way, what seal appears on our gear? I want to know so I can do some light cosplaying, please.
Make one up :)
honestly thats the solutioon
The aquilla first and foremost
there aren't specific purity seals
Find a prayer you like, and write it onto some parchment, hit ti with an oversized wax seal
skulls, aquillas, etc are common
^
Regiment symbols as well
there isn't exactly a standard code or other organization for a purity seal
If you wanna really be a troll hide a chaos symbol in there. See if anybody notices
they are highly personal
and are usually tailored toward the soldier by the regimental chaplain
As long as it's not Slaanesh.
Undivided all the way
That's the best Chaos option.
I know enough about the universe to know that is a serious troll.
I mean its no better than youtube pranksters
still waiting for nurgle to take a pass at corrupting the blood angels
so far every other god has made an attempt
(and failed)
And they will keep failing.
Yes, because the sons of sanguinius are too based
Unless they enter the black rage.
Never heard of it
Sounds like heresy to me
there are no black armored marines in the so called "death company" these are lies
What.
The blood angels are not vampires. There are not death companies. There are no flaws with sangiunious
Why not
I mean not like hes doing anything with it anymore

Monch
So what are the chanes we see an animated warhammer movie?
Low given how gw is but supposedly henry cavil will have a 40k show but its being funded by amazon so take that with a grain of salt
Live action or is he just voicing a character? Or do we even know?
And, further more, do you think Cavill has enough star power to bring warhammer from the fringes into mainstream?
Honestly its all unknown at this time supposedly hell be an exc director, and honestly i just dont want 40k to be turned soft.
Cavill seems pretty comitted to source material of the stuff he does
I doubt he lets it go soft
That was a big reason he left Witcher wasnt it? They were straying to far from the source for his liking
I mean by it being brought into the mainstream
40k isn’t soft tbh
Even with era indomitus
Setting is still terrible
If anything it’s gotten more harsh
For the average civilian lul
When dark franchises have a light shown on them sometimes they go soft.
Eh
To appeal to a wider audience
I hope they dont but theres always that fear
That would be Amazons second blunder with a fan favored franchise if they do
LOTR was not good
Eh
They’ll always Persue a steady flow of profit
Over a risk
At anyrate, you can bet it will be centered around Blood Angels or Salamanders, as Henry has stated those are his main factions
there is one :)
it is bad :)
Thats a lie. His main is custodes
It won’t
Bruh what
Custodes are more of a faction than anything else in the imperium
namely
because they are not part of the imperium
at all
Im three days in here, give me some slack. But i DID just watch an interveiw where he name drops Salamanders and Blood Angels as his favorite factiosn
And if we do get a live action 40k show
It isn’t gona be about marines
That’s really expensive
It is amazon
Marines done poorly are booring
but yeah
were likely going to get an inquisitor series
Loved listening to this, you can tell he wants to make something but it has to be right, he respects the lore of the IP. Also, his favorite Chapters are very interesting, saw him as an Imperial Fist personally 😂
If you want to listen to the full podcast, linked below:
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pilot-tv-podcast/id1435481214?i=1000544...
something that is "human" enough to be approachable for non 40k people, but that will allow the writers to go and explore deep into 40k
^
interview of him basically foreshadowing
An inqusitor is the best choice
Marines are too isolated
Compared to the wider imperium
He strictly states it would be a shame to play a Inquisitor
when so many other characters exist
Don't take youtubers opinions for things :)
Its just a play of his interview
not really a youtuber
idk
i can't think of a better gateway for 40k
he talks about hsi favorite chapter as well
I’d assume he’d be fine with a normal inqusitor
Mostly since Eisenhorn is uhh
Not a great fit for cavil overall tbh
They shouldn't do an existing book or story
Just the type of person Eisenhorn is
Yeah this
or if they do it should be something like the horus heresy
where there is plenty of room to focus on non story characters
I will be dissapointed if we get a live action version of caiphas cain
Low hanging fruit
I said something like
Fair
I think a live action/animated HH series could be good if handled correctly
but def not as the first ever mainstream 40k series
Blood angels/salamanders aren’t his favorite faction they’re his favorite chapter
Im late but like
Considering his preface
Hi witch
KEK
Better then the comics
True they did liquify an entire crowd of people
Off of gas fumes
Garth Ennis is a piece of shit so its true
I mean
also drove through a whale
with a speedboat
and then had a heart to heart inside its guts
Also some other scenes
thats as 40k as it gets 
All i can think of rn is the void whales from the plague wars
I will not elaborate on the hospital scene from the boys
But if you know
You know
But i was referring more to after the show ends or finishes. I hope the limelight doesnt soften 40k. But its dumb to think that ik. Just sometimes i think the worst for things i care about because sometimes shit does get ruined.
I like this notion that GW will listen to popular demand
GW doesn't listen to the current playerbase lmao
you think if GW cared about what people think, they would have made the fucking despoilers kit resin only
I weep
They do what makes $$$ and doesn’t piss people off too much
fuckin
At least we know HH
you have to buy 2 of those kits
Is getting more plastic infantry
just to have 1 squad
I have been waiting for a mk VI assault kit for 8 months
I play blood angels, and I weep
😭
it very much felt like
here your goddamn melee models
shut the fuck up
We want to print more anti tank vehicles
They totally feel like a temporary thing
Managed to make 20 using my bits box and old chaos stuff
Inb4 we get a full plastic despoiler/assault marine kit
oh shit people will actually stop playing the game if we don't give them the models they need
most of the book is FW only, but they want to keep moving tanks over
despite the fact that they don't sell
yeah i'm
gonna wrap up the rest of my 30k blood angels
before getting assault marines
unfortunately it means my army will be unplayable for months :/
Tanks sell based on my LGS’s stock
But it’s 40k players/collectors who buy them

Not even players
also
your LGS probably just isn't getting mroe tanks in
Nah they restocked them twice now
ah
then your area is wierd lmao
because for us here
So
you very rarely see vehicles lists
So lots of traffic
because of jsut
how busted lascannons are
and how awful most vehicles are
why take a land raider, when can isntead take the same slot and take heavy support lascannons for less points
Yeah
because drednaugths are cracked
and lascannon teams are cracked
theres a 20% chance your opponent gets turn one
and deletes your landraider from the table
along with 18 tac marines
HH needs a balance pass
big time
but it wont get one
and it will just flounder
big zadge
I've listened to some of what one of the psyker voices talks about and he sounds like he genuinely talks to the Emperor
And then he goes "What if I'm the dream and not the dreamer!?" and my head implodes
what is a sanction redactus
Kill mission
He does not btw
He is talking to someone or some thing
But its highly unlikely its the emperor
Probably a warp creature pretending to be the emperor lol
What if it's the emperor
The emperor works in mysterious ways, just like the changer of ways
Its unclarified as far as I can tell
a fun one is that hes talking about the Player which is also funny lol
Heh, but what are the odds the psyker will become a daemonhost? At least the variant that's half mad, not the ex-cop one
To become a daemonhost he'd need to openly welcome it and go through a ritual
a random possession is not too likely since almost every psyker cosmetic has a dampening device
Karking hell....if that's the case, shouldn't we be prioritizing those nutjobs rather than some random captain? They have the capacity to destroy a planet
Yeah daemonhosts are a huge deal but its a case of gameplay =/= lore
Fair enough, gameplay makes them just witches from l4d
Lore wise, no doubt they're in the top of the to be redacted list
Daemonhosts are even way more manageable than witches
Lore wise daemonhosts would slaughter us all tbh
You dont need to be consentual for a daemon host
It is a ritual, so your not getting random possesions
But its not consentual
I meant for the easier means of possession
I know its mostly forced in lol
So how come we can't use warp daemons to fight chaos in the name.of the emperor?
Or use daemons to fight the xenos?
They are unreliable at the beat of times
And downright traitorus at worst
But there are aome impwrial daemons oit there
Like the sanguinor and celestine
Sure
Yes
@versed ledge essentially, your aaking "why doeant the us solve all its problema with nuclear weapons" because even if it did work, the concequences would cause even worse problems
Because using daemons is forbidden lore in the imperium.
Doing that would make you look very heretical.
I mean i guess, but its fairly well establish daemons dont have their pact holders best intentions in mind
After all the are daemons
Not happy funtime friends
that is, ofcourse, unless they are slaaneshi
in which they are a bit too much of the happy funtime friends
The Saints are kinda daemons
Microsoft Excel was the bane of many an ancient Empire, but in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus, it has the power to save billions of lives, solve quadrillions of equations, and also serve as an interview question for quintillions of job interviews.
Meme by wafflelegion:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/11798q3/the_missing_puzzle_...
Damning the lex is against the lex, thats a heresy, calling the arbites
I actually think I love The Masque, and want to worship her.

My brother in emperor
The Grim Dark is a dark and lonely place. Mans gotta make decisions.
You belong in a oubliette
I prefer redheaded hospitalier nuns from the Ecclesiarchy myself
Momma always said I had a bad habit of bringing home bad girls. Granted, this particular one has trapped people in mirror dimensions, destroyed civlizations, and killed an untold number of people through orgiastic frenzies and bloodshed.
But maybe I can change her. Bring her to the light.
Bros I can fix her...
Why change her. She sounds perfect already

literally holds a grudge with Harlequins because she lost a dance-off with a solitaire
Look at what this chat did to this man. It turned him into a heretic
Oh look. Average cop in the USA
they ain't got no buisness having that much drip
Wait
damn son
What could be happening ?
The lion waking up ?
Do you guys think gw would add a primarch back to the setting so soon
Sure
"I don't like Guilliman, but am jealous of all those daemon Primarchs. Loyalists need more choice!"
Valid i guess
Aren't they making the Chaos Primarch more active again ?
they haven't announced anything but its pretty likely that the Lion is coming back
the main aligned chaos legions at least are getting more active. Mortarion (nurgle), Angron (khorne), Fulgrim (slaanesh), and Magnus (tzeentch)
isn't so crazy to think they will eventually bring back 4 loyalist primarchs
Mortarion is basically back out of the setting at this point
mortarion has a pretty dope tabletop model so don't count him out just yet
Is... Isn't that a far sight battlesuit?
Hes in nurgle manor being punished for letting the gsrden burn. Hes in moth time out
Eventually yeah but not anytime soon
This is Eldrad Ulthran? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMLG54WrXQo
We are brothers eternal.
From the "Legend" Director's Cut.
yeah new farsight model revealed today. the symbol is probably a talisman of arthas moloch
A Talisman of Arthas Moloch is a form of rare artefact found on the Dead World of Arthas Moloch by the forces of Commander Farsight. These hexagrammatic talismans were found hanging upon great robed statues during the T'au forces combat against Chaos Daemons on that world. A Talisman of Arthas Moloch possesses strange properties that cause Warp-...
bears a striking resemblance to the dark angels rune of hexagrammaton
I got a feeling, deep down in my Gold Throne room if ya catch my drift, that Henry Cavill is gonna carry Warhammer to the next level of pop culture
That would take a lot.
Warhammer has been an unknown fandom to the larger populace for like 30 years.
And still kind of is.
^
We already know the emperors children are getting a codex in 10th edition so Fulgrim will be back sooner or later.
Same can be said for Witcher. he managed to do it. The guy is gold right now.
and most importantly, he KNOWS and RESPECTS the source material
takes it very serious
Popular with gamers
sure
not with people like my daughter, who ended up loving it
Strictly bc that hansome son of a bitch was in it
Eh again no.
Even before Cavill came in people knew of the Witcher
even by little
40k in comparison is almost non-existant due to it being mostly a tabletop game and an old IP.
That and its a very niche market.
Point being, he can bring it into the mainstream. Consider this. His face on it, an actual GOOD show, and billions in Amazon branding
That niche market goes out the window
The Witcher's saga is more known in literature than the Black Library
^
Well I am not denying that one IP is more known than the other. My take is that star power and unlimited marketing dollars can take something unknown and make it very known.
<<<
Even with the new Dune movie people were overwhelmed by the lore and scale of the universe.
40k is like 10x that and your average stream/moviegoer will literally understand nothing.
Im going to counter real quick. Your not wrong, but HBO made some mistakes. Amazon has proven that they can take heavy lore IP and make it palatable for average viewers; Wheel of Time is my example.
The niche fans may not have LOVED it, but anyone outside of the die hards thought it was pretty darn good.
I am a big robert jordan fan, and quite enjoyed it
Guys so we have confirmed that Beasts of Nurgle likely dont mate, but what about Great Unclean Ones? They keep saying they're fathers so could there be a gay couple in Nurgle's Realm????
There are going to be people who are going to be introduced and become fan for the Ip, but most people will only have cursory knowledge for it
It's not going to become a Marvel or DC household name
The Witcher will be a bit more famous, but not that much
I do think Henry Cavill will have some push towards 40k being more well known, though it also depends on how well the show is recieved
Superman was a really bad movie on paper, but people still takl about it like its great solely because of him
I am pretty sure a lot of people have heard blood for the blood god
I think he can do it
That and WAUGH
or have heard of space marines
etc
many people are aware of 40k
I think is a good way to put it
but no where near as many are into it
This is most peoples idea of space marines
atleast is was for me before I descended into this cacophony of misery and darkness.
Waaagh
People also know orks from british people
Waugh.....

And the warhammer Ip is a bit much, so while some people know about it, it's also from a further standpoint
it's fantasy in space
but 40k was never my first thought
40k is fantasy disguised as sci-fi
DnD has a lot
warhammer fantasy
no i mean DND like
GW started out selling DnD stuff
thats what I always thought it was
They arent
Dungeon Quest was the 1st part of Warhammer Fantasy iirc
in the past they were but the settings were a lot more goofier then
after the End Times they decided to sever the connection
since it makes no sense and undersells the settings
Nurgles are a playable race in the game
Yes the chaos gods/demons are shared but thats it
thats mostly also due to being able to play both armies in the settings, makes it easier for any chaos players
they must have the ability to leap between realities
The daemons although close to there 40k conterparts are different
You can play most of the daemons in both settings.
There are a few exceptions.
Same minis same thing YEET
But there are a few daemons exclusive to 40k and a few to AoS.
Im not gonna be specific and single out like 3-4 special daemon minis whos names i cant remember

That name gave me a stroke
same
Oh I do love the story of Syll'Esske
Syll can be played in both.
They are couple goals
Its very cute for a daemon/human couple
Aren't they available in 40k now ?
I dont know lmao
i dont follow chaos minis
Syll would be great in Total War Warhammer, Slaanesh getting the AoS stuff would be good for it
And they aren't in Fantasy, just AoS
Only way to know for sure
At least yet
time to open the store
That suprises me given what youve said about the god emperor
Yep him and her are in here

I only hate the Emperor when people think hes a good person 
There are no good people in 40k
I wonder if the emperor is sitting on the throne, unable to communicate, like "Did these people seriously turn me into a God?"
They are.
The daemons of Slaanesh in AoS that you can’t use in 40k are Synessa and Dexcessa.
"But erm... The Emperah brought humanity up to what we see in 30k and 40k and thats based????"

I mean hes talked a few times. Notibly with a sister of battle and guilliman. But his talks whoch each arnt detailed but his talk with gilliman was. Lets just say it wasnt a heartfelt convo
I dread the next person whos going to defend these point while having a black templar pfp
those guys are always healthy individuals (:
I want them to come in so I can laugh at them
Trying to find hope and happiness in this universe is like a dream I had when I first started working at a grocery store. I had this restless dream that seem to go on forever. It was scary persay. . . but relentless unforgiving. I was bagging groceries, and all I had to do was get to the end of the groceries and I could go home and relax. . . but the conveyer belt had an infinite amount of groceries that slowly made there way down to me. All unlike items as well, so couldnt box and pack at a respectable pace.

Basically best way to approach 40k (unless you read the books) is as a morbid comedy
I just got done reading a kill-team page where a dark eldar severs the achilles tendons of a chaos cultist he caught and has to return to the mission while he was previously flaying him so he can find him later on once the job is done

Its pretty silly
Bruh said "im saving you for later"
Kabalite Gunners be like when they shoot at someone and the camera zooms in on the victim's face: 👁️ 👄 👁️
So guys its me ya boy ghostscreecher554 and were back on a filthy mon kiegh world purging it of the taint from she who thirsts.
Anyway back to my original question: Can Great Unclean Ones ma--
So if Tau have instant noodles for rations, how come the imperium can't have that
Because people are a better food scource apperently, and grimdark. Also its filthy xenos food the humans dont trust it
I mean, dont the Guard get desperate for food? Couldnt they try eating some Tau or Tau rations?
yes, with a new icon on it
I like the wings
Not necessarily. It depends on the situation.
Not every warzone is a desperate situation where their supply lines are cut and they’re surrounded on all sides.
Of course not but sometimes there are
I know that its been reported that guards have eaten Ork meat
Which is apparently very tough
I’m sure they’ll try rations from Tau they kill or plunder it somehow.
Far as we know the Tau diet isn’t that different from a person. They’re omnivores, drink water, etc.
I wonder how they taste though
Better than human rations. After all, Tau are brought up on a diet of the greater good 😛
I dont get why people think commisars are so cool
Have you heard of yarrick?
And Cain ? Or what ever he is called
Also they keep morale up
Via friendly fire.
If they flee they are a traitor and traitors deserve death
Its no longer friendly fire at that point

One commissar attached to the Kriegsmen got shot because he stayed behind.
That shits funny af.
I said this yesterday, but I am re-reading it and I just need to take a moment and ask. . . Kharn really be punching and headbutting Daemons? With a smile?
He did beat the shit out of Erebus, likely with a smile too.
The only way world eaters can be happy is fighting
Thanks to the nails and Khorne's influence.
Someoen primarch this man
Primarchs are like the Kriegsmen: test tube babies.
Next your gonna tell me that Daemonettes seduce men to ensnare them in an eternity of torture
The Slaaneshi ones do.
I don't know about the other Gods daemonettes.
If they have ones.
How does that bode for me? I pledged my loyalty and my ❤️ to The Masque at about 3pm todayt.
Daemonettes are specifically slaaneshi
Good luck with the depravity
You'll make the Drukhari look nice in comparison.
aka the Cenobites?
Who?
Same thing really
Hellraiser lore
If Slaanesh wasn't a Chaos God, and just an Eldar God, the Drukhari would likely worship her.
People usually forget slaanesh isn't really the sex god but the sensory overload/ ultimate debauchery god, and a ton of that has jack shit to do with sex
Also yes, you right
Ofc ofc we're just enlightening the poor cultist in our midst
Not that it's gonna help
Too late for him 
He wont be able to learn much when the inquistors show up
Well either hell become a daemonhost or hell get inquistor'd
Spend a life time wrapped in orgiastic misery or spend every day anxious awaiting some horror of battle to consume me
I know where I am going. Sorry boys.
It's better to get a bolt to the skull rather then get molested for the rest of eternity by an entity of Hell.
Whose soul? Fulgrim's?
No @dense mortar 
Like the cenobites kinda screwed that one dude over in the latest film, basically maxed out his pain receptors
Well once you guys completely removed compassion and the hope of soem sort of light at the end of the tunnel, what choice did I have.
You were supposed to accept your fate and serve!
As a cenobite fan, I think they did the reboot pretty well.
Chaos is the problem.
And the Tyranids.
Chaos is the reason why the galaxy sucks.
Necrons for life
It's the reason for the Horus Heresy.
Souless cyborgs.
They still have more emotion than half the chaos crew
Khorne: Anger, Fury, Hatred.
Tzeentch: Curiosity.
Nurgle: Happiness, Disgust.
Slaanesh: Do I need to explain?

I know that exists in lore but in practice that doesnt always work out with the writers
Im kinda just messing around now since im bored at work
hey tzeench can i get some help
ya sure its just gonna cost you a can of paint, a jar of toenails, 2 fish swim bladders and a grox eye
Can i get that on a 9 year payment plan
no, payment upfront
Damn

Oi, 'eard a Spark'ead talkin' bout how our lads use Daemon Weapons. First: wot In-quiz-itters use Daemon Weapons, and Second: Ya fink we'll get Daemon Weapons later?
as a fellow spark head. a shifty inquisitor might use one and i doubt it boss. daemon weapons would damn our souls for we dont have what my beloved calls "plot armor" what ever that means
The inquisition is split in to multiple factions but they generally fall under the label of "Puritan" or "Radical." The former are the kind that want to kill all the heretics, banish daemons, and destroy heresy while also treating any psykers or xenos as enemies. Radical Inquisitors on the other hand will use chaos artifacts, bind daemons to their service, and will use xeno tech or even have them as part of their retinue.
So if Spark'ead is right, Grendyl's a Radical
We aren't sure exactly what kind of Inquisitor we're dealing with however but giving daemon weapons to random plebs like us would be a bad idea. They only entrust those chaos artifacts to those they believe can actually be trusted not to get corrupted by them. Becoming corrupted is the biggest risk because a daemon taking over a mortal host can inflict untold horrors upon the world.
Right. So if we's be real big good uns and kill a lotta heretics, we get daemon weapons so can kill more heretics better
So far as can tell, the Shouty who yells bout Blood n Skulls is prolly out. Same wit Sparky wot screech "worship me or die"
But am think Pals is prolly solid, can hit heretics hard, can handle the goo good, and luv emprah.
I think Grendyl is a radical. The evidence we have is that he has us capture grimoires.
But that's the only evidence I have.
Still I want to use daemon weapons so let me hope
The only people a decent inquisitor would give daemon weapons to would be someone on a sisters of battle or grey knight level of purity and dedication
Hell, one of the grey knight champions actually has a daemonic sword and he can just barely control it
Logan Grimnar also has a khornate axe that he uses without any issue, but he's... uh... you know... he can control it because he's... an alcoholic?
Alcohol famously doesn't lead to people doing stupid and hotheaded things
maybe he be depressive alcoholic.
Depression famously doesn't make you want to give up and let it all go
(I should know I have major depressive disorder)
well am think maybe depressive in comparison to Wolves usual demeanour.
Lmao a depressed space wolf
"Brother are you well? You only drank three barrels of mjod today!"
"ach not even the blood of the xenos can improve my mood this day."
"Brother you need to get outside to cure your mood. Go and slaughter a few hundred chaos cultists that'll cheer you up"
"perhaps. perhaps..." picks up Khornate Axe "hmm, perhaps it just might. I feel better thinking about the slaughter already!"
Space Wolves prove that daemon weapons are a viable solution to mental illness
High Anxiety Marine "here brother, take this Plague Scythe"
sneezes "you know, maybe there's nothing to worry about"
maybe the reason why Space Marines convert to Chaos is because they refuse to go to therapy
and Chaplains don't count as therapists considering their advice is always: "have you tried murdering someone to get over it?"
"your humours are out of order, Adeptus"
Even Space Fascism can't get over its disdain of taking care of your mental health.
space fascism 100% makess it worse cause it's like
Does the guard even have therapists?
"Revile the Weak"
"i am a big strong manly space marine man nothing can hurt me"
and then they get traumatised or PTSD or w/ever which ruins their fucking life but they're never gonna talk about it because of afforementioned "Revile the weak"
ya know the old Winnie the Pooh meme about each character being a mental illness archetype?
i don't think they have therapists. i know there's like a pleasure world some guardsmen are sent to for therapy
this world also has a very high production of combat servitors
that's the Chaos Gods in Warhammer, and they're hitting the fascists where they're weakest.
for some reason
in the feels.
when you're fighting an enemy that preys on emotional instability, maybe setting up a society that absolutely scorns emotional vulnerability is a bad idea
and heaven forbid you try to make alliances with other cultures to spread awareness of mental health-er chaos corruption.
lmao
if the Imperium wasn't a racist nightmare-state then they could perhaps learn from craftworld eldar who have been forced to be emotionally stable to combat slaaneshi corruption
or like, any of the various human civilizations / alien civilizatoins they wiped out during the great crusade
or even the tau in a pinch
the Tau are out here like "everyone is just having communication problems" and the Imperium is like "I will slaughter your entire civilization filthy Xenos" "oh those silly Imperials"
on a long enough timescale im fairly certain the tau would be able to weaken chaos significantly
but that'd require the imperium to stop making people go "zamn i need to worship chaos because of this 19 terrabyte list of reasons i believe i should do it"
Aye, pretty much the only "good outcome" would be for the Tau to broker some kind of deal between the Imperium and the Eldar through long term influence. But hah.
unfortunately for the entire galaxy the imperium is filled to the brim with racist, ignorant, stubborn, frothing, angry madmen
idk if the tau could negotiate with that on a long timescale
Imperium could moderate the naivety of the Tau in regards to shit like Chaos, the Tyranids, and the Orks. Cuz sometimes you can't talk it out.
But yeah, getting over the Xenocidal shit is, er, a lil unfeasible.
that's true, there are existential threats, but the tau are beginning to understand that
iirc they've stopped trying to negotiate with orks and they recently fought off a death guard invasion
ah good for them.
they've had their teeth cut on the nightmares of the galaxy
they're still standing, they're still growing. they're in a dangerouis position but like
who isn't? lmao
ayep
like in the current setup the Imperium is partly a stabilizing force mitigating Tyranids, Orks, and Chaos but fucking over potential improvement of the strategic situation by being aggro against Tau and Eldar.
and thusly stretching itself too thin
yea
it's an unenviable position. chaos is definitely more focused on the imperium due to ideaological / cultural reasons, and the imperium definitely tanks more ork and tyranid assaults than the tau or any other regional power
from sheer size
yep
but the imperium is also a threat to all thje other factions due to its uuuhhhhh
gestures at everything
if the imperium collapsed or disintegrated i'm like, fairly sure the regional powers would be in a better place
for the short term perhaps
naaah i disagree
if the imperium collapsed trhe tau would basically be in the situation the imperiujm was after the long night
the galaxy is fractured, the bones of a dead empire are ready to be settled in, whoever can get the war engine running fastest can gain primacy
I think the most feasible start to improving the situation might be Tau and Eldar alliance, maybe? I don't know enough to say if that's any more feasible than anything else.
the tau would probably win and become the next big superpower, probably alongside the necrons. this would lead to a galaxy more able to deal with the tyranids, orks
and uh chaos too
Oh I agree but a shattered Imperium would also be the breeding ground for all sorts of fuckery
true that
if the imperium disintegrated into a bunch of petty kingdoms you can guarantee that a lot of them would keep their fascist tendancies
Genestealers would be a menace, and Chaos Worlds would be set up so damn quick
you can guarantee a lot of them would become military juntas lead by space marines
and yeah we can guarantee chaos worlds cropping up like weeds
ayep.
Tau: "ah, the Imperium has fallen, perhaps now is the time to unite the-"
"oh what in the everloving fuck"
just a tidal wave of Chaos and Tyranid expansion
the good thing about chaos and tyranids is that chaos is extremely fractured and fights with itself more than anyone else and that tyranid / genestealer cults could probably be more easily contained by the tau
i have to imagine the tau offer a far more robust healthcare system than the imperium which would probably be able to catch genestealers more effectively than the imperium's uuuhh
entirely possible but alternatively the Tau might have entirely the wrong initial strategy
distinct lack of caring about lmao
totally true!
but i think the tau would be able to adapt, whereas the imperium refuses to change even a little tiny bit
"ah new potential friends!" hiss- "yesssss"
lmao
Genestealer Cults join the Tau and just immediately gain so much genetic material
"why didn't we do this sooner, these fools don't even know"
genestealer cults are very dangerous, but i think that they'd struggle more in tau spaces
cause like, genestealer cults are often worker revolts or gangs or other insurgent forces
once the danger is understood for sure
yeah
the tau actually give a shit about quality of life, so they'd probably be able to prevent the kinds of groups the genestealer cults tend to prey on
unlike the imperium who are all like "suffering builds character"
for sure, but the Tyranids are also very adaptable, and would likely be able to try the "diplomatic" route
that is, infiltration
i thought of the best idea for a genestealer cult army
scientology genestealer cult
"yessss, we are definitely just a fellow peace-loving species who wish nothing but mutual support and understanding, very intimate understanding"
"perhaps we might share colonists"
lmao like that one time the tau did a cultural exchange with the dark eldar
one hopes they'd be sensible enough not to fall for the same trick twice
"what could possibly go wrong"
words uttered precisely 15 minutes before catastrophic shit went wrong
"what could possibly go wrong" is practically 40k's tagline
imagine being a Gue'vesa and seeing a Genestealer Cultist as the newest ambassador at the meeting
the good news is that even tau humans probs dont know that much about genestealer cults
the bad news is that that's perfect for genestealer cults in general :|
the one Gue'vesa who knows anything about Genestealers at the Tau Celebration of the latest addition to the Empire
andrew tate 🤢
ayep lmao
but a perfect wojak face
like that face almost perfectly encapsulates the feeling I imagine a Human Trafficker Crime Lord Influencer would have when everything comes crashing down
he's also so ugly in that picture lmao
exactly
like just, no thanks, what an unattrative man
i can see it
it's the beard that does it
shaving the beard wouldn't make him look better but it would make him look less like a mole rat
would prolly add more twink energy.
and tbh he also has the energy of a mole rat queen
if one could derive ethics from the behaviour of a Mole Rat Queen it would manifest like Tate lmao
that's because of his weak chin which is like
it's fine to have a weak chin, but he definitely doesn't think it's fine because it's not like
a manly manly man man thing to have
aye, it's always the fuckers who push toxic masculinity or racial supremacy that are just the most disgusting and pathetic examples of it.
like fuckin' beardless Gavin McInnes
dude looks like a Worms character
yeeaaahhhh it's kind of uncanny
definitely looks like the kind of pedo who'd talk about the fertility of girls
lmao yeah
it's kinda sad, like they're definitely compensating for a low self-esteem
but also they're hateful little ratfuck bastards so fuck 'em
back to less disgusting entities, Genestealers infiltrating the Tau would have a fucking smorgasbord
genestealers dont really use the genetics they take though, they just kind offff
integrate into the society.
looking at the list of Tau species and it's like 3 Majors and like 2 dozen Minors.
if the tyranids got into a tau core-world we'd have a problem
but genestealers themselves don't really adapt the genetic traits of their victims in the same way tyranids do
well yeah, but you know if they had that kind of access the Tyranids would be incoming real fast
i think that the tyranids can arrive centuries after a genestealer cult rises up
which while not a super long timescale wrt 40k which has about 10k years of history, it is fairly long for the tau
i think there's a decent chance the tau could nip it in the bud
unfortunately it would mean the tau would probably still have to fight a tyranid fleet but
i mean they're going to need to do it eventually anyway
aye but I think the possibility of Genestealers being able to be open about their existence would be a key difference
without the stigma of the Imperium they could probably ramp up their overall goals
From a meta perspective it wouldn't mean much for genstealers to get into a Tau core world I think
Considering that GW likes to throw Chaos daemons at Terra itself because they don't know how else to raise the stakes
this is absolutely true
It's insulting that the Solar System, which is arguably the most fortified star system in the galaxy, just gets infiltrated by Chaos over and over again
but the 40k timeline moves so erratically and unpredictably that speculating on what's likely to happen next feels
kind of pointless
now for my essay on why we should have a 40k end times to really shake up the whole affair, and then get booed out of the room for it lmao
I think there's one constant thing throughout the timeline in the last 10,000 years
It's that all the factions are set up to gain a power level or two
Emperor's Box of Troubles gets brought out and opened, inside is a lil holo recording. "Well fuck, good luck."
with Chaos getting stronger, the Imperium getting its primarchs back, the Eldar with Ynnead, Necrons waking up, Tyranid main hive fleets approaching, etc.
I don't know about Ynnead though, I heard he was a no-show
and once again Chaos is the favored son of GW for some reason
Chaos looks cool I spose.
ynnari are basically fucked
GW wrote them into a corner and i think they've shelved the entire thing
ynnead cant be born unless the next crone sword is gotten and it's in slaanesh's palace so the ynnari are left spinning wheels
since obviously that's an impossible ask.
"If there's something lost, and ya need it bad, who you gonna call?"
"Thief Trazyn!"
That's so unfortunate
the necrons are definitely not going to help the eldar lmao
Who's in charge of this stuff anyway?
idk whose in charge, this is just what i've heard / observed
the eldar are generally one of the more poorly-treated factions
ynnari really drew the shortest straw however, i can't think of any other faction that has like
a big goal that's literally unworkable
Well, there's rousing the Emperor from the Golden Throne
actually isn't the Golden Throne slowly failing? Much like my computer monitor of 10+ years
nah even the emperor getting up is more likely than the ynnari getting the cronesword
if the emperor dies there's a chance he gets up. if he 'ascends' to godhood via worship he gets up. if the golden throne is repaired maybe he gets up.
also yeah the golden throne has been slowly failing since forever.
no but i have read the spoilers of it cause i knew i was never ever ever gonna read it
oh lol
i dont read enough as is!!! im not starting a 900 book series!!!
Well it's great. I feel the urge to help the Emperor and save Horus even if it costs me my life
Hmm maybe
Also funny and tiny little lore tidbit
There's a certain adventurer party that's trying to get into the Imperial Palace
and they have a proto-Astartes with them
thunder warrior??
Nope, prototype for the space marine legionary
His geneseed is unique, its from before the Primarch bloodstock was split up
He has a "Union M66 Autobolter" chambered for 0.75 bolts
Union Strong, can't go wrong.
which is obviously from before Legiones Astartes standard issue boltguns
and I just find it funny that that's the last sci-fi sounding weapon in the franchise
After that it's all "Godwyn-pattern" or "Phobos-pattern"
He's ||the Emperor's wife's/mistress'/scientific partner's personal bodyguard||
Sounds like good lad.
Personality-wise, he's flatter than the ||Alpha Legionnaire|| who tags along with them but perhaps that's intentional
Needs more Ogryn. Like Gav Daemonslayer.
Oh yeah I haven't seen even a single Ogryn throughout the Siege
y'see, thas why all is gone to gruttin' hel. Not nuff Ogryn bein' allowed to do what Ogryn do best.
Be best lads and smash bads.
sort of
It is
but it's one of those background plot points that will never be expanded upon
Much like the emperor will never get off the golden throne
or ynnead will never be born
Or the great waaaaagh will never form
those are
end times level, setting ending events
Or rather
Setting upgrading events
Everyone gets a tech level so everyone is still equal anyway
No those are
the end of 40k
theres tone shifts and status quo shifts
and then theres
doing a 180 and completely leaving the identity of a setting behind
any one of those does the latter
or gets written poorly and is ulktimately disapointing
"the ynnari find the last crone sword and make ynnead, but because we can't just kill off 1/4th of the already laughably small chaos codex, not to mention EC marines, dakr elves, etc, he sits around and does nothing ever for some dumb ass contrived reason"
"The great waaagh finally happens, but we can't justify killing off atleast half of the setting, and most of the major characters, so like, they don't actually accomplish anything, and its all a great bust"
Honestly it would be the perfect excuse to release more models
If the Imperium gets its primarchs back, the Necrons wake up more, and the tips of the Tyranid main hive fleets start pouring into the galaxy, no-one would have the military advantage since everyone is just flat-out more powerful
I’d prefer if the Primarchs didn’t slowly force their way back into the setting, the loyalists ones that is.
I’m concerned the line between 30k and 40k will start to blur
More models isn't always better
OK but like
why
"Everyone is more powerful now, so absolutely nothing has changed!"





