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iirc some night lord basically shot vulcan's human friend and just gunned down a load of people just to get to this eldari
Vulcan basically got trolled
I know for a fact salamanders play golf using crozius' and eldar children
i didn’t know space marines could absorb memories, by tasting the victims blood as well. I thought eating the brain will do just that.
Nah they have a little sample of the local cuisine and know the best spots in town.
It's rarely mentioned in books, even when doing recon of unknown areas with little intel.
Flesh Tearers be like "it's strategic"
Although speaking of cannibals, the Mortifactors believe they can communicate with Guilliman telepathically. How do you think they feel about him being up and walking around?
Heated gamer molent
Definitely a Silver Skull having a slice of the enemy as a snack in ‘Portents’. Not a fun experience.

How do World Eaters still exist as a faction?
At the rate they fight, often each other, and die
And how little most of them care about anything but killing
The more confusing faction that still seems to exist are the Emperor's Children.
They're all degenerates.
And they're all junkies.
@rough condor they have a god on their side.
(And outside of battle, can mostly function...).
It does still stretch credibility sometimes lol
Emperors Children quit the Siege early to loot Terra, they started from a strong base in terms of numbers and resources
And they tend to have many cultist that would want to join their ranks (Plus having the likes of Fabious Bile and his cabal)
Let’s not forget that at the time, Fulgrim wasn’t very active outside of the immaterium. He still taught a lot of warbands his way, and what it means to strive for Slaanesh.
Taught, yes, nothing illicit to see here
Very valid point, it is easy to forget that the dark gods actually give boons to their servants sometimes
When the salamanders find all the relics of vulkan whatever they're called will vulkan reappear like captain planet
It's happened before...
it did??
Vulkan is dead/missing until the current plot requires that he isn't
I've no idea why finding artefacts would have anything to do with it though
Because they need to exist as a tabletop faction
otherwise they are all as you say just mindless psychopaths lmao
Aren't they?
Khorne's bloodlust+ butcher's nails.
I don't know who has it worst: Emperor's Children, World Eaters, Death Guard or Thousand Sons.
Thousand Sons, Death Guard and the Emperor's Children don't really care about their situation
World Eaters either admittedly
all of them just wanna kill stuff and satisfy their gods
I feel like, if you wanted to really, really make things go bad
Having a World Eaters warlord antagonist who can actually plan would be terrifying wouldn't it?
I mean that already kinda exists
most World Eaters are basically braindead psychos but theres ones among them who can still strategize and do stuff
they just need pointing in the right direction
I mean a World Eater who gets the idea of, say, conservation of forces, picking out strategic targets, that sort of thing
yes, that exists
Damn
EC
The new Angron book has a few.
Is that Heresy era or 40k?
Hmmm
May look into it
Was just wondering on how to portray SM who have a brutalist mindset
If it's too focused on Angron I'm less hyped
It’s really not.
Oh well that's good
Angron at this point isn’t a general or a leader anymore, he’s a creature of near mindless rage and battle frenzy. Not a very interesting character since he’s not really a character at this point, he’s a force of nature and a plot device.
Over 3 hours in and it’s focused on world eaters characters and and the GK also. It characterizes how they deal with the nails, what experiencing it is like, their feelings towards the primarch, the fact there are some that really are competent rather than mindless frothing berserkers.
I am reading through it right now and it has some really interesting characters in it
Angron really is treated as a thing that is happening, rather than a character we follow
You got different flavours of khorne worship happening, from relatively new followers, to full blown lunatics
I appreciate them adding some nuance to Khorne followers. Something we don’t generally see.
Huhhhhh
Neat
Only issue is
Ngl was wanting to use aspects of it for a loyalist chapter
Maybe a Chapter more susceptible to the Black Rage
Unsure
Maybe just a very aggressive chapter in combat
.
is this available as a ebook
The flesh tearers?
On black library I think so.
Honestly I'd like to see Angels Penitent get their own novel
Love chapters that are one bad day away from going renegade
What do the Angels Penitent do again
Blood angels chapter that went off the deep end
Went from loving art and shit
To bdsm flagallent freaks
Their death company is almost larger than the sane portion of the chapter
Jeez
They went from the left image to the right one
Also their chaplains are batshit insane as wel
They sort of did that to them
Went from having the lowest death company rates
To some of the highest
Oh yeah all the chaplains who didn’t go along with the insane plan got tortured to death lol
What a friggin surprise
Do their rates match those of the Lamenters?
Lamenters have one of the lower rates
They had a pretty explosive outbreak when it first occured
But their actual rate isn’t high
Huh.
Immune from what?
The black rage
They were free of it for a very long time
And then they had an explosive outbreak
They do however suffer from a weird sort of chapter wide depression
Which is prolly a side effect of their gene seed being fucked with
Hence their name.
Reminder that the badab war was literally the "friendship is magic, but magic is heresy" meme
That sums up the relationship of the Space Wolves and the Thousand Sons.
More applicable to Badab
Everyone except the Mantis Warriors hated the Lamenters so they were super buddies, then the Mantis Warriors did an oopsy woopsy and snorted Warp Crack, so the Lamenters tried to put them in rehab, which resulted in uh... "unlimited genocide"?
They call it unlimited genocide, Guardsmen call it a day.
And Krieg soldiers call it a dream.
Not mantis warriors, the astral claws
Mantis warriors just got done with their penitent crusade
Ah
wasnt their whole founding cursed?
Very
Aside from the admech fucking with gene seed way too much
They ended up causing some sort of horrific mutation that effects all of them
Pog!
the admech some how some way managed to give the lamenters a luck stat of -50
Very good
The real unlucky part of the pamenters is their color acheme being yellow woth black and white checkerboards
they dead ass look like imperial fist successors
I like the implication that the entire cursed founding was just tossing Geneseed in a blender and seeing what came out
Mfw the space marine suddenly grows a third arm and 4 heads and screams in pain before they get put down by the rest of the squad
Exactly, pog
Yeah but Theyre sons of the great amgel, and therefore cooler
Have you seen the blue blood angel sucessors
no
ofc the crimson fists are just ultramarines with red gauntlets lmao so not at all surprised there are blue blood angel successors
Lol
Wow I really like that color scheme
Also
Summon the elector counts
I can’t remember if the space marine revolver was real or a meme
Considering this is a normal bolter pistol I have no clue
is that a scope and a box mag?
Yes
why?
Wtf do you mean why
Whyy not
It looks cool
Its 40k
Thats all that matters
ikr
Yeah theres like much better ones
dont make someone else post Azrael's bolter for cursed 40k guns
they are mostly British, they wouldnt know a good gun if it slapped them upside the head kek
case in point
the Bren gun
There’s a bolt revolver the LoV use
Yes, but considering how power armor is, and how pistol scopes are a thing, that’s not a bad setup for say a inquisitor.
fair
There are lots of patterns.
I mean idk how good warhammer optics are, but theoretically a 1.5x to 4 power optic is not a bad choice for a weapon you have on a single point sling. Granted personally I’d put a folding stock on that setup.
Depends on the weapon.
I’m talking that bolt pistol
Basically turning it into basically a SMG in a checkpoint carbine cartridge
So since ogryns are huge dudes, do you guys think they have you know...huge.....ummm
...
ether a huge single heart or like 2 normal sized ones
Ogryn evolution was no where near natural so frankly the sky is the limit on what their internals are like
Probably. Far as we know they reproduce like humans do.
I believe that tbh. Given that Ogryn are well documented to be really protective of people who are nice to them.
Can do worse than having an 8 foot tall brute capable of lifting an apc watching your back.
That would mean there's female ogryns...damn...
There are.
One of them appears in the Ghazkull book.
And she’s a psyker.
Yes really.
Wow... that's rather OP
She only had a minor part in the book.
The point being she’s evidence they exist. XD
I'm going to leave this here with a warning that it's extremely wtf gross
but probably my favorite 40k post of all time for how apeshit it is
That post is wild...best read with a bottle of amasec
Preferably something stronger than Prometheum fluid
that was actually a decent theory
until the OP mentioned lolis
also isnt there a description of how that female Ogryn looks?
also my theory on why the Ogryn look like they do and are as dumb as they are is simple, they where prisoners on penal colonies used to gather resources so their jailors used genetic augmentation to make them bigger strong and dumber so they could do their jobs better and be easy to control
and after the men of iron revolt/age of strife the Ogryn on these prison worlds where ether abandoned by said jailors or rose up and killed them all and then due to their stunted minds ended up in a tribal state of constant warfare which lasted until the great crusade
Yeah they look pretty much just like male ogryn
Just somewhat longer hair
makes sense
and no facial hair
so yeah
while Male and Female Ogres in Fantasy have no sexual dimorphism at all
and look, sound and act the exact same
so they where LOTR dwarves
lmao
taller
do they sound the same?
damn
yknow I'd love a book on the Moebian 6th
a regiment so decorated doesn't turn heel immediately
same
I realized the reason the skaven joined chaos in the end times, the great horned rat realized in his infinite genius realized the most person he could be a dick to, more powerful than him or anyone else in the series. Was the reader, so he read the readers mind and did what they would hate most
might be the reason peter turbo is becoming a daemon primarch
If I remember correctly some recent stuff did have revolving bolters or something like them
bolt revolver sounds like something you'd see an ogryn hive ganger using
some jury-rigged non STC weapon they kitbashed together
Considering Votann use them it seems to be the complete opposite of what you said apparently lol
Both work honestly
both would still get you game ended by admech for heresy
so yeah, it works both ways
I mean, just slap the word archeotech on it and even a common stick is some ungodly weapon of mass destruction if it wants.
and now I picture some absurd tabletop shenanigans, like a story I heard once of a tau soldier taking down a dreadnought in melee
Oh, now I remember, custodes have revolvers too
I mean, if you look at more than half the "archeotech" weapons shown they are literally just pimped out normal guns
I mean, they do exist
Necromunda also mentions imperial equivalents to the Squatt/Votann ones
doesn't the necromunda game(the fps one) have a big ass revolver as a weapon
Not the pc game lol, the 2022 tabletop books
ah I am thinking of the stubb cannon
yeah
it does have a heavy bolter tho lmao
Oh that's basically a hand slug shotgun
yeah

Wait, did boltgun and the sisters game ever drop out for vr?
sisters game is out
friend of mine was pissed because he's playing as a SoB and not a spaec marin
Btw, for the "weapons you didn't know you needed" Rogue Trader has Concealed Bolter Canes
Tbf same opinion of shootas blood and teef
which is super ironic too
dude is a hardcore christian and he hates the overzealous women to death because they're women
nah
its fucking hilarious
well, phrasing wise
the sheer blind irony
it sounds bad
It is, but clearly needed a bunch more months in the oven
it is
cut ties with the dude and im glad
ah
Like, it feels like they released a big old school demo
sorry only rogue traders can have that much drip
its like their previous game, Guns Gore & Canolli, with a 40K skin
Oh, also there's the single shot flare gun that shoots fake bolts that are literally just small rocket grenades
As a woman I can confirm we are terrible.

When ever I think of the exorcist space marine chapter I only think of Dante from the devil may cry and idk if that’s a good or bad thing lmao
Which I’m totally not gonna make a murderball characters that’s personality is just a complete psychopath who loves religious murder
Also thank GW for making it so they are a son of dorn and not what ever the fuck grey knight successor chapter implies
Remind him that they’re called the Sisters of Battle and not the Misters of Battle.
didnt do a thing roflmao
if we ever get female astartes I just know he'd be teetering on the brink of death
2nd or 18th 11th legion could theoretically have been female, but they got expunged because of gene-seed fuckery (thousand sons pre-chaos x100) or other reasons that were so heinous, all knowledge of them was to be destroyed
11th*
good spot
that's personally what I think one of them was. The Emperor looking at his sons and thinking "what if I had a daughter too?" and then we got a female primarch.
everything was good for a while, the gene-seed defects kick in on a scale SO massive they come to the conclusion "ok we screwed up big time, lets never do this again" and destroy all records on it
Given how little we know any theory is as good as any theory tbh.
thats the fun part of the 2nd and 11th
anything goes
In the latest Angron book they get mentioned by the GK and state that big E personally ordered their extermination.
as long as you can justify it, anything goes
Or cawl does a fucky wucky and make female space marines
Doubling possible space marine stock
They even avoid pronoun use for the the 2nd and 11th to.
Let’s not go down that road. That conversation is a dead end which never ends well. >_>
oooh that could write them in
looks back at the 2nd/11th and thinks "Yeah, I can make that work this time..."
I wish more people accepted this.
People really dont want to accept that 40k exists on the concept of what looks good on a miniature lmao
Minis get made first > Lore excuses get made 2nd
Wtf our martyred lady is so fucking good
thats all 40K is tbh
A universe and stories to match cool asf plastic figures that double as art projects
I’ve been avoiding inquisiton stories because I heard the eisorn books are terrible so I just assume 90% of inquisitor books would be the same
wait a second...
oh god I am about to say something heretical:
40K is a 90s cartoon
That’s literally the whole idea lamo, 40k is a joke setting that blew up
real
Honestly I think it’s a fun setting with a. Fun story
It’s not like dune or some shit that needs to be super intense and amsizng, it’s a board game and the lore is just to make things cooler
Rule of cool is 90% of the lore lmao
The best written inquisitor isn’t even in an inquisition book.

Lmao, who??
Amberley Vail.
I’m like 80% sure Eisenhorn is just boomer bait
Vail is pretty good
Vail appears in the Ciaphas Cain books and she is the best.
ohhh I haven’t read any ciaphas Cain books,
I might listen to them while i work on imperial guard s
She’s not afraid to let her hair down but when shit gets real she’s cold as ice. She uses a combination of charm, wit, and intimidation while adjusting her approach based on who she’s dealing with and avoids all the usual tropes and memes.
Though Cain and Eisenhorn I dislike these days because how much they get thrown about and how formulaic the former is
I accidentally gaslit my self into liking guard lmao
Amberley is my favorite inquisitor in all of 40k because she’s characterized so well.
Greyfax is cool as shit
What if she was characterized like Jurgen
And she’s never a damsel in distress.
i.e. not characterized
You shut your mouth and treat the best bro in 40k with respect.
Is the guy on the giant chair shit too?

Poor, poor Jurgen
I actually really like his model
Offering tanna is his best trait
I havent read much on the inquisitors
but from a cool factor, Admech are my favorite faction
Oh the witch hunter guy? Idk.
Potestas Omnissiah, Omnissiah Vult
Fyodor Kamarazov or something close
But yeah, I think Vail is great and while yeah the Cain books do follow a formula that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing. Lots of tv shows follow a formula but they’re still entertaining.
TAHST such a. Fucking villain name lmao
I also like Iron Warriors a fair bit too
they literally use demons to power their fucking vehicles
Fyodor is great but I only know him from TTS
they dialed up the souls of the damned to trap them in cars
He’s a meme inquisitor. Purge the witches, kill them all and let the emperor sort them out, etc.
Yes
Ah
that is the most metal thing I can imagine and probably the inspiration for doom's argent energy
on the real though, I hope we get some Darktide books
one about Grendyl and another about the Moebian 6th turning traitor
that and it'd lead well into darktide minis
could have a Moebian 6th army or a killteam with the boxart rejects
Why no female ogryn?
Never had a model basically. Obviously they exist.
They don’t exist on the tabletop but they do in lore. One appears in the Ghazkull book.
Ah gotcha. I just wondered since there aren’t any in darktide
There’s no official art or visual depiction of them in lore.
Also I wonder if GW is hesitant to release it now because of the internet (you know exactly what I’m referring to) and having a huge thicc muscular female running around.
Its mostly due to GW yeah
they dont usually like "new" stuff in a game that isnt represented on the tabletop
Aqshy or Hedge (cant recall) also confirmed awhile ago that everything they wanna put in Vermintide or Darktide lorewise has to go through GW first
it was possibly just an idea that they shut down
I’ve never liked gender locked classes in games generally speaking, I don’t think that’s a hot take or anything either. I wonder if there’s going to be a female gender locked class at some point? Always possible.
yeah they're real
I believe there's a female ogryn mini in one of the Blood Bowl sets
I just want to say
yeah this one
wait shit you might be right
it's blood bowl so it's an ogre/ogor
idk if bloodbowl was 40K or sigmar
since BB is "fantasy"
Fanbase is already wild with the ogryns and "protect the little 'uns" so really how would a female ogryn go
Strangely, aggressively wholesome I think
thats ogryns as a whole though
aggressively wholesome
female ogryn would be that x2
everyone would be
more ogryn = more of the nicest 40K characters
the lil audio story by warrior tier is peak ogryn fiction
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Sister of battle type deal maybe?
We are due for a support class.
Due for a lot
I had fun putting together an Inquisitorial team
It was almost as much fun as picking chapters for my Deathwatch squad
😄
I think we could and will see Support Classes for the already present Archetypes.
Like the Veteran's Datamined class "Squad Leader" seem to be a support oriented class (À la Witch Hunter General), but even the other classes will get one in the future, like Ogryn Bodyguard and Psyker Diviner or something
As for a Sister archetypes, I could see it if it's themed around something different than the simple zealotry they often showcase. Like with the Act of Faith, working similarly to the Psyker's Peril
They’ve released female ogres in AoS and Bloodbowl so
I think it’s just bcs ogryn don’t sell well
Their model is sorta old
But not so old it needs a refresh
So they’ll put off doing it as long as possible
Maybe in Fantasy too, not sure with the Mini if it's a Female Ogre crossdressing as a male or the other way around
What exactly is a crusade
an excuse to rip and tear the nearest xeno/cultist/renegade
or a fancy term for a military campaign
sadly the only female only spot i can think of has been taken by the zealot
a crusade in 40k is a large scale military campaign usually with some grand goal like taking back a lot of lost territory or the like
space marines kinda play calvinball with it
Same thing as in RL, a war/invasion for ideological belief
Unless Act of Faith
Like how Martyr now has the Sister
didn't play the martyr expansion so please elaborate
Basically the new dlc introduce the Sororitas Class, where you have an Embodied Saint mechanic where you can use your class energy to transform temporarily into a "Living" saint.
If we would do the same in DT, I'd expect it to be way scaled down, being much less potent in it's abilities (Kinda like the Psykers)
So for example you would have a Faith pool, that can be replenished passively, or be regained by praying. This Faith pool would be used for both defensive ways (Shield of Faith lowering the incoming damage) or offensive ways, both with a Blitz, or with special patterns of weapons (Blessed Bolter, Blessed Flamer, Blessed Evicerator, Blessed Halberd...) like with the Force Weapons of the Psyker
Ogres in fantasy and AoS have like almost no sexual dimorphism
It's mostly that one that make me wonder
Sounds like the imperium lol
A more in-universe perspective would be that crusades are large operations by the imperium that contain many coordinated wars and campaigns
So they'll send out a couple hundred fleets to all fight what are functionally different wars but with the end goal that they'll establish supremacy in a specific region of space
Or in the case of the Great Crusade, all of space
Old models and not relevant to what I was talking about with modern stuff.
I wasn’t responding to you

For that
And also the female ogre models for blood bowl are very new
I was actually exposed to Blood Bowl before any other Warhammer media
its funny how "crusade" went from literally meaning just holy war aka Christian jihad to now meaning any big push or drive for change lol
Dreadfleet formeä
Oh wow i never even knew about dreadfleet, if I can find some cheap models those would be really nice for D&D
They are boat models though
Yes?
Wasn't sure if they would fit for a D&D game
Use them for naval campaigns and Spelljammer
Realistically if you're going to have boat minis on the table, you'll only have boat minis on the table, so there really shouldn't be a scale conflict either
Oh fuck yeah these things are huge
Way too small for Spelljammer (at least not for a cheap Spelljammer game) but they'd be great in the Realms
Me, being exposed to epic scale and battlefleet Gothic as first warhammer things
What is the age of blindness
You mean the day of blinding?
That to
The age of blindness isn’t a thing iirc
The day of blinding was when the great rift exploded outwards
Which turned off the astronomicon and split the galaxy in half
It also cut off all astropathic communication
Ok thanks
There is also the dark age of technology
which might be what your thinkin of
It was day of blinding
aight
Any one know what logar is upto nowadays?
Converting planets to chaos in imperium nihlus
Seems like a reasonable thing to do
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Being a cringe ass shitter and avoiding guilliman because he knows if they meet guilliman will beat his ass so hard even the warp wont be able to fix hin
He’s spreading his word after Corax fucked off and is a huge fan of Abbadon and the black legion
He taught the BL the secrets of demon binding black apostles ect ect ect
One thing I always consider canon in games is the achievements and stuff. I just killed 25k dregs. In terms of lore, where would this place our "power level"
Probably Kasrkin/Stormtrooper level if you are a Lvl.30 Hereticus agent
Ogryns are a bit above that since they can kill terminators/marines + tear open armored vehicles and whatnot.
And straight drag/carry them.
Also this
It also depends on context.
Like Kharn the Betrayer, mortal champion of Khorne, has apparently killed something in the range of 2-3 million people by himself.
But a lot of them were civilians. Not just soldiers.
I'd say to ignore that
3 million people between 30k and 40k is like
incredibly small
3 million in 10k years is not a lot of people
Yeah exactly
And with Darktide its safer to assume most of the kills come from poxwalker horde deaths
the traitor guard/cultists would be your regular semi-small firefight skirmishes
so up to like 20-30 people probably
Besides killing people isn’t that hard. Especially when you chain them to a back bumper of a car. You also should definitely not read in to that.
i do love how the elites and specials use the poxwalkers as fodder in game
I mean the death guard do that already so it makes sense lesser followers would do the same.
poxwalkers and dregs are categorized seperatly iirc
poxwalkers are the scrawny zombie guys
Yeeee
the poxwalkers are the innocent people/peasants of the Hive
so you arent even killing evil people persay
lmao
yeah, the pox walkers are literally made to be fodder for the other forces of nurgle afaik
It doesnt help that they aren't dead, they are entirely self-aware
its why you can hear them going:
HELP ME
SOMETHING'S CRAWLING IN MY HEAD
its fucked up
I mean they are evil for becoming the tool of the arch enemy
they arent lmao
some will tell you to run
reminds me of headcrab victim dialogue
yeah
pox walkers are basically zombified head crab victims
pretty much this
Im just trolling . But at this point its a mercy and nessarry for them to die
yeah
yeah exactly
they literally beg for help half the time
or that they are hungry/starving
hell some even beg us to kill them
can pox walkers actually become plague bearers after enough time?
Nurgles rot turns people into plague bearers. The walking pox turns people into pox walkers
Was gonna say yea
i see
Plaguebearers form from worshippers after death or the disease Joseph has said
Poxers are just fodder zombies for the nurgle armies
I thought only groaners talked
and are just growing the Darth Maul spikes
YEAH that
yeah my bad Poxers cannot speak
its the groaners
So can poxwalkers make other poxwalkers through bites? Or maybe just proximity looking at all that disease stuff?
tbf groaners are just "newer" pox walkers
Bites and any other plague-born wound from their weapons
even their groans
only if you are weak-willed however
I wonder if well get plaguebears purely because id be sort chilling to hear the counting
basically just be souped up poxies
Pretty much
So you’re saying that in reality the rejects would be dead the moment they touch down on Tertia
Beasts of nurgle are full on daemons so others should be expected at some point.
I don’t think we’ll ever see a GUO but we’ll see.
Not quite so, they are all pretty faithful and strong-willed
ah true
the groan-hearing infection thing usually spreads from civillians being horrified and such
its shown in one of the BL books
it also doesn't seem to affect the moebians or the dregs
Man imagine dying because your friend is scared of groans
Yeee
whats the name of those daemons? the ones that are basically just souped up plague bearers?
Why would you dread nurgles gifts if you follow him
Question about poxwalkers: how would they react if they entered an Anti-Warp magic zone? Would the disease disappear from the bodies and the people are cured of The Walking Pox, or would they become normal corpses, or would anything happen?
the weak willed part
Most likely drop dead since its a warp-based pathogen
They’d die
yeee
Makes sense to me
Plague zombies don’t do well with psychout grenades
Yeah by the way, how do poxwalkers interact with other cultists? Are they viewed as like a “okay direct them into this sector and run before they eat you” type deal, or are the poxwalkers chill with the real people
Only if your terrified. If you follow nurgle you wouldnt be scared
And pox walkers are a type of plague zombie
They are basically viewed as cannon fodder
Pox walkers don’t attack followers of nurgle and are used as cannon fodder
^
Ah gotcha
Literally just push/guide them into the enemy
They’re also way less durable in game then in lore
I mean makes sense, seems like the tactical thing to do with the undead hoard
But it wouldn’t be as fun
we use some pretty high powered weaponry
it's more then stop struggling when they go down instead of just crawling along like they would in lore
Do headshots not kill on them?
Lore wise no
You have to hit them a good bit
Man what’s making them move at that point?
Yeah its literally just evil space magic
at this point the person is basically gone lol
Compared to a Groaner whos freshly infected
are those eyes on their forehead?
I wonder why Nurgle hasnt invented what is basically 40k's version of Necromorphs
I feel like that'd fit him so well
its forming upside down tho?
^^
Its even on there blasphemous scripts
goofy ah gunner
mfer got them yee yee ass goggles
that gold one on the top left looks like something someone would loot, i wonder what would happen if we did
VERY likely get shot
I think our operatives are a little smarter then that hopefully
yeah also this
yeah
even the tiniest symbol can enable a chaos god to enter your mind corruption wise
its why these guys are adorned in them
"blood for the god emperor, skulls for the golden throne"
I mean terra did get infested by khornes daemons for a while soooo
Great rift moment
This lmao
they apparently almost made it to Eternity Gate too
"Its okay guys the custodes killed em all"
is it possible for the forces of another chaos god to be active on a planet with any already active chaos cult?
They made it to the lions gate
only 50?

Theres alot
Dorn must have really been pressed for time
But yeah when theres multiple cults on a planet its usually a case of who kills the others and becomes the dominant one.
Unless an alliance can be formed but not everyone likes the Chaos Undivided game
You aint letting that warrior of khorne steal your XP for papa nurgle
the road to daemonhood is rough my dude

You sound like your trying
Lmao
ngl i feel most cases of chaos undivided is just "lets just pretend to be friends till we dont need them anymore"
Thats literally it yeah
99.9% of your chaos worshippers are psychopaths that will kill anyone to gain power unfortunately
loyalty and allegiances are fickle
Chaos undivided are a bunch of unhinged psychopaths kept from killing each other because they hate something more
99% of the time


Abbadon is the number 1 cat hearder
frankly it makes Abaddon's achievements even more impressive, the dude has to herd literal psychopaths and daemons on the daily and keep them all on track and has like a 5th of the resources the imperium has, and still manages to win
The fact he can get that many chaos followers together is a miracle
And the fact he’s able to have them maintain cohesion
Longer then a few weeks is insane
Its as simple as leaning into their ear
and going
"That guy called you a bitch, are you gonna take that?"
Where ill fuck em up

But the fact the chaos fleet he managed to drag together didn’t blow each other up
The moment Cadia fell is insane lol
Lmfao
all it takes is a random marine murdering some important menials "because lol"
Lol, lmao
that also literally happens on the World Eater HQ ship during the siege
Lotara says she has lost half the crew because the marines keep killing them and the reactor is going critical

rough
Do the world eaters still have there flagship
Thats fucking impressive
The world eaters aren’t even a unified legion
But the conqueror is still intact
Even if it doesn’t always work with the world eaters
dead ass its because Lotara has become some daemon inside of it and they are all to scared to piss her off
Part of the crew part of the ship
Imagine being so scary you make world eaters listen to reason
She doesn’t even have a physical form anymore
Prolly
Considering she’s a weird flesh amalgamation fused into the command throne during the siege
tfw a joke turns out to be true kek
Yeah shes literally a flesh-wall-person
how do command thrones work anyway? are they just a fancy captain's chair or is there more to them
You’re connected to the ships cogitators
When you’re in the command throne
It’s very taxing mentally
i bet
The ship becomes a second body in a way
but you will know everything going on in the ship as it is happening so the advantages are clear
Yeah
Not literally everything
But everything important
To not exploding and dying
yeah
so i take it the ships in 40k have helmsmen
i wonder if the smaller ships only have 1 wheel and the bigger ones have 2
How would you use a wheel in space
a steering wheel that is
i know but its 40k and iirc the ships of the imperium literally have wheels made to look like the old sailing ship wheels, mofos be flying around like they in treasure planet lol
and they literally use the same kind of naval warfare iirc
I was lowkey trolling but i also forgot how dumb the imperium actually is
yeah
ofc given the insane size of their ships they may not move on the 3rd axis to much
I think in the battlefleet Gothic games it's actually made to look like the ship turns into a dive and sort of sinks sideways through space
But there's also depictions of ships sharply pulling upwards so who tf knows its warhammer rules are for losers
they could just have a leaver for moving the ship up/down
imperial ships are not fast by any stretch
Also the conqueror is back under angrons control
Due to the events in the book he got
And lotarra sarrin is there to if you’re read up on heresy lore and know who that is.
part of the crew, part of the ship
She deserved better
did he interact with Lotarra any?
meanwhile huron just getting tons of followers by promising pirate booty
No.
She spoke to him but Angron at this point is a force of nature and blind destruction.
He shows up, roars, and then starts murdering randos.
It’s actually comical in some ways.
“And then Angron appeared and just started killing so many people!” That happens a few times. >_>
lmao
Like what do I care if he murders a bunch of random nobodies? Show don’t tell as they say.
akshully the main world eater that hates Angron has been in chaos books in the past
Angron is basically a random chimp event
Every world eater hates angron?
Wtf do you mean the main one
Ah
Also when lorgar and angron visit nuceria again the leaders are gloating about killing his family
Reasonable
Also lotarra reminding angron thay the conquerer is her ship was based as hell
Guilliman could've made angron loyalist if they dropped him and his men to massacre the planet as a bonding experience
Pretty much yes.
And he feels the same way in return.
Angron hates, full stop
So, what happens to an emperor worshiper when they die?
I know that normal souls go and have a bad time in the warp
but what about the devout of the emperor?
Is he a powerful enough psyker to collect them and just like
hold them
or do they also suffer
Nah they get sent to the warp to be eaten or wander around or what ever
Dying is literally terrible
dang
Best case your soul is stored or destroyed
I think any one killed normally will be mostly claimed by the emperor.
If they are killed by a chaos worshipper they are completely boned
Especially if slannesh
Ah
Damn for real?
I know they can capture souls and use them for fuel to summon shit or power the GT or summon demons
Some times you get lucky like guilliman and just wander around but you gotta be a strong person
Soul wise
Man now I’m sad
Well if you serve chaos then dying is pretty pog
And you can get revived
It happens all the time
Not really
Best case for chaos is you are converted into a demon
Because at this point I’ve gotten so many death korps guys killed playing killteam without skill
You just get consumed by the God for power unless you are a real high up member also with high amounts of favour
That gave me flash backs to old guard in old killteams
That's what demon princes are
10 plasma guns = 9 dead guard and 9 dead enemies
Mortals who got favour and now unkillable just get banished
Jesus there wasn’t a limit in the old days?
You can become a demon too but that’s more just for lil baby exhausted cultists
No lmao
My plasma gunner killed two ork boys and then got shot by a sniper
Since this time I wasn’t fighting guys who were IMMUNE TO ARMOR PIERCING GUNS, plasma was amazing
I actually kinda like the old KTs more because it had a shit load more customization
But the new one is better
Far as we know all souls go to the warp.
But yeah man I thought that when they died, my kriegers at least got to sit by the emperors side or something
So I didn’t feel too bad throwing a guy into melee with four orks to score a single victory point
In the Celestine book a devout commander died in a glorious last stand and as he died he saw a brilliant golden light.
don’t they still have souls though?
Like, isn’t that the only reason they were given those vitae wombs?
They do have souls.
Yeah they have souls
Keep in mind that souls in 40k are subject to whoever the author is and they do what the author needs/wants.
There isn’t a huge amount of consistency.
I’m gonna be honest all my Krieg lore knowledge comes from Arch’s episode to give backstory to his 42 episode coverage of Vraks
Well this has been nice, y’all know a lot
Anyway back to being stoopid
is a witch a psyker
depends
If the interior of world eaters ships is soaked in blood do you think someone slipped wading through a tide of blood on deck
He just gets added to the blood tide
Mediums, Tarot Readers, Oracles, Witches etc are usually all psykers
"witch" just gets used a lot because its a pretty good medieval insult
it also perfectly shows the nature of the imperium and the cult
nothing drives home "fascist oligarchy" quite like some dude in red robes screaming at some rando calling them a witch
pretty much this yeah
But nooo, you don't get it the Imperium are the good guys 
lmao
nooo its not fascist
its a feudal oligarchy
just ignore the xenophobia, mass-killings and slavery of its own populace, hating anything with a mutation, and literal human death camps among other things

as if that somehow makes it better
smart
Those things are not mutually exclusive.
Tell that to them not me 
yeah
A witch is what ever is a convenient excuse for someone with a power complex to murder someone
less so power complex and more actual power
Depends on the context.
ADD FUCKING SOLO PLAY
The more religious like the SoB or BT refer to all psykers as witches.
While others use it to refer to unsanctioned users of their power.
And when they use the phrase “purge xenos, heretic, and witches” the latter refers to any psyker.
The reason for that is because even a single unsanctioned psyker that loses control can doom an entire planet.
You're not an Astartes.
Who here is brave enough to give me a Warhammer Lore for Dummies? Why do we love the emperor so much?
Because of the Inquisition.
Millennia of indoctrination and killing anyone who doesn't love him
G-man is the only significant person against it.
I thought it was because he was the embodiment of humanity?
Or loves him the wrong way
He's a psyker.
Right, but he is a living symbol of the greatest parts of humanity?
"Living"
He's a living skeleton at the moment, so no.
But his soul exists, right?
Very much so
He never asked to be, quite the opposite
He even had G-man have his smurfs blow up a Word Bearers world.
G man?
Roboute Guilliman.
So, is the imperium of man actually a force of good? Or are they a force of good only through their own perspective?
Everyone is good through their own perspective.
Even Chaos.
Nobody is good
Say soemoen was peaking in on the universe, completely neutral of its wars and power balances. Would they say, "The imperium of man is alright. . just a bit crazy"
That'd depend on their sense of morality
From a classical morality stand point. Helping humans, doing what is right.
First off, the emperor was a big atheist, the fact humanity worships him is due to well, him being an immortal giant guy wrapped in golden armor that did a lot of god level feats, also not being really able to say "I'm not God guys" due to him being on the golden life support
Then absolutely not
So he did not seek to be worshippeD? But allowed it none the less?
He never allowed it
He's just not able to do anything about it
(also may or may not be the only way to actually get him off that throne)
He's not in a state to object any more
When Big E(emperor) was alive there was a thing called "Imperial Truth" instead of the religion, that basically said "God doesn't exist, get over it"
Along other things obviously
So is his image used to run the imperium for nefarious purposes now?
Or is he still in control?
He has no input to speak of
As for nefarious purposes, there is plenty of politics in the workings of the Imperium, so the high Lords of Terra do not always work in humanity's best interests
Ofc, since Gulliman is back that's probably on the back burner
Are there any "true" heroes
I mean there was a coup on terra
None where it really matters
But the answer is "that depends on your point of view"
Mephit, you give me answers obfuscated with all the gray clouds of a distrusting politician
Hes right though
Define what a "hero" is
A hero, someone who does whats in their peoples best interest to live in peace
This is the grimdark future, there is no peace
So the pursuit of peace is not the motivatining factor for constant war in this world?
The world is hostile, so there isn't even a dream of peace
You don't even get peace when you die here
Does a mother not celebrate her childs birthday then? Does a husband not bring his wife flowers? Do these simple acts of happiness not exist here?
Everyone's depressed in the cess-pit that is called the galaxy in 40k.
Aside from Orks, Nurgle followers and maybe Slaanesh followers.
What's husband doing not slaving away for 18 hours that he has time to pick flowers
Or dying on the front line?
That sounds like the husband is neglecting his duty to the emperor
Even Drzzt Do'Urden found hope. . in the darkest and most desparate of places in the world. No one like that exists here?
There is no hope only war
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
Especially when shit like Chaos or Tyranids try to kill you on a daily basis.
Hopeful people die around here, now back to your 20 hour work and then sleep under your workstation
The only factions that seem to have a good time are Orks, and Chaos Nurgle/Slaanesh/Undivided followers.
Consider the imperium an ant colony without the advantage of coordination between the single ants
In a book im reading a choas cultist is telling an inquistot why he chose to be a heretic. It was because he hoped something would change. He hoped there was another way. Hope damned his soul
Well, Marines/Custodes are probably having a great time doing what they were made for
Because he sold his soul to hell.
Litterary.
My goodness. There are no poets, not dreamers, no artists . . . the world is one desperate effort to survive, only to be followed by an equally more desperate effort? Life is but a trial to see how long you can make it. The world is draped in a dark and gritty lens, where the only "happiness" is achieved through honor in combat?
One poet went with the Emperor's Children to Laer, got possessed by a Daemon, and caused the Noise Marines to form.
Sure, they're in some ministry or other churning out Imperial propaganda
Or serving chaos
After all, Fabius Bile is a dreamer
he is a half mad skeleton glued to a golden toilet, he hasnt been in charge for 10k years
Most likely choas
He's more of a scientist.
He did create the Fulgrim clone.
Then traded it away when he realised it worked a bit too well for his liking
Yeah, that was dumb.
Out of curiosity, is there anything that could cause the Imperium to split into a civil war?
Sure
Is there anything that couldn't?
It's happened multiple times
The Horus Heresy was the Big One
Do Space Marines "care" for one another?
No, like in the current setting and something that couldn't be fixed.
Yes. Greedy powerhungry lords of terra
That differs between legions/chapters.
Happened right after the rift opened
The religion organisation of the imperium going after the Admech.
Anything like that?
the imperium is in a state of near constant civil war between its various factions and even with in the factions themselves, look up war of the quills if you dont believe me lmao
Do comics exist for Warhammer?
Another Space Marine is your brother. However, you're in a family with a high mortality rate so you probably don't get too worked up if he dies
Yes
Some legions/chapters, like post-heresy Emperor's Children or the Marines Malevolent are universally despised.
Do they cover the basics of the universe well?
Not really, they're all largely self contained
If you want the basics, there are plenty of lore videos on YouTube
But what is "basic" is vast
Give me a book on the war of the quills.
Thats what I fear.
So I would say focus on a little bit at a time
E.g. a faction you like
Because trying to "know" everything is madness
What factions are you interested in
And as for your hero definition: wouldn't an Eldar Farseer be a hero by this
He wants peace for his people.
Sure, he'll sacrifice billions of "lesser beings" to get it, but...
The Astra Militarum seem as close to normal as anyone; and less morally ambiguous. They just want to protect there homes and families. That seems reasonable
i dont think there is a book as its just some fluff from one of the codices i think, but the basic of it is the scribes in the ministorium wage little wars over quills and paper because there isnt enough to go around
The average grunt is relatable. However, the high ranking officers often are not
The commisar wants a word about your cowardice
And Ogryns? While used as instruments of war, they seem to be incredible loyal
In avenging son we see family clans in the administratum buildings fighting over territory.
Just as soon as him and his regiment get back from assaulting that Ork position in a bayonet charge.
I seem to have misplaced the support orders.
One family controls this batch of paperwork and another controls this one and they will kill you if you try and get involved.
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
yeah no, they are a totally draconian military with insanely cruel punishments and often times the rank and file have no way to legally challenge their officers or any ruling a tribunal gives out



