#40k-lore-chat
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I had something 40k inspired sitting in openoffice, but I deleted it because I decided I hated it
To book end the tau bit- just realize that they were based off the Old Republic (circa 1999) and the Star Trek federation. They’re ultimately an altruistic faction that is the perfect “straight man” so you can see how batshit crazy the 40k universe is.
The imperium has normalized cannibalism you know?
I kinda wanna taste imperium food
I wanted to do something about an orbital station that most of humanity had to flee to in light of climate crisis and it was pretty much a 40k hive city, and the protagonist was equivalent to an arbites going into the underhive to cull the problem population, but I didn't like what I had and decided I wouldn't salvage any of it
Have a tau visit a hive world and just be in mind crippling abject horror at what “basic” human society is like. It’s perfect.
Or all 40k food
Might've been, honestly don't recall
But yeah, I threw that little thing "Enlightenment Beckoned", out there and basically they didn't like the premise as a whole
Corpse starch 🤤
Ok, so. I've seen corpse starch portrayed multiple ways. How do you guys see it in your head?
I always saw it as a kind of dense, yellowish-transparent... substance, kind of the texture of taffee but with very little flavor and a bit less chewy
Like I could see someone opening a bar of this like, dense resin-like substance and just taking a bite, or cooking down a block of it from a can
Anywhoo if anyone wants to they can throw back some sort of feedback to that short story
I would but I'm so shitfaced I think my house is about to devolve into a scene from wolf of wall street
lol
I wanna take some slaaneshi drugs
You have no answers
Thats why I ask to get da answer
I really hope the EC’s lore on the siege of terra gets changed when the book drops lmao. That’s so fucking stupid
what’s so bad?
during their siege, all i know is they attack citizens
They melted ppl down and drank them and made them into drugs
I’m not even kidding
Like- made ppl into alcohol and drugs with magic


that’s actually sounds stupid 
i think killing citizens sounds better lmao
fr, we all know 10th edition is gonna be big for EC. Based on the leaks, so hopefully something might change
YEHA I RELAKY HOPE WE GET GOOD LORE
I hope they play like hero hammer with a snow balling effect
To match their stupid small numbers and ‘ha ha excess go burrrr’
Like the more though out a Turn they add points to some chart, and the chart determines what buffs you get
And on the next turn they loose half of the points or soemthing
OH AND I WANT PALATINE BLAFES
i love palatine blades
But also please give EC good lore
After the drop sight massacre we have zero good lore
Hero hammer has grown more prevalent over time with many named characters becoming must includes for several armies.
The eventual Fulgrim model I am near 100% will be a must take.
Not sure. Their current legion tactic is actually really good.

I’d hate to lose it.
Eh not exactly. They aren’t utterly dominating every tournament. I’d rather see the other legions become competitive. They botched the night lords pretty badly. The only faction that’s decent with LD shenanigans is the daemons.
I’d hate for EC to be just basic marines in a different codex
Yeah but at least for NL it matches the lore
that’s what all the NL fans keep telling them selves
Any EC is going to take noise marines anyway.
Yeah it will probably be their main troop force
They will probably also get their own special cultists type thing
DG have poxwalkers, 1k tzaangors, WE jackles .
God I love tzaangors
Hope it’s not slaangors.
I know they need to move those model kits but still.
Please don’t be slaangors. They are elite murder piles in AOS
I also don’t want them to be like the old repenta models
If they make a new demonette model then fuck yeah I’ll take them as the cultist stand in
Night Lords deserves justice
I wish every legion had a character model lmao
imagine being the weakest CSM faction on the tabletop
yeah but STILL DAMN
‘Oh yeah WB’s got Zardu
I’m very tempted to make a WB army tbh, but I doubt
They will be the same next edition
yeah this is why i won’t be buying any models until 10th edition comes out.
They are Gonna completely change every edition aren’t they?
pretty much
Same, besides knights I’m done with 40k models this edition
Next edition I’ll probably come back
They’re also gonna let more HH models into 10th edition
OOOOO
Someone once put forth an interesting theory about them I really liked. Out of all the legions they’ve changed the least. They’re a legion of sadists and torturers and that’s still what they’re doing now. Only their list of potential targets has increased.
I really hope they shove the fallen into the CSM codex
And make their own subfaction
Like they did in 8th
You technically can do that now still. There’s rules for them in a white dwarf.
But they’re awful.
It’s not even a sub faction lmao; it’s a special detachment
THAT USE MODELS RHAT DONT HAVE RULES LMAO
they haven’t honestly changed much since the heresy, but they did got slight worse
THE FALLEN (MODELS) DONT HAVE 9TH EDITION RULES
They’re still doing what they do.
Also I want a Luther model
oh boy pre-heresy?
Post
They got an index in white dwarf a year ago.
He literally just escaped
And it has their data sheet.
yeah, i wonder how Lion is gonna feel
after returning
They made up together after the heresy, but who knows how that’ll change now he commands the military overall
forgot the context lmao
Actaulky both
this is towards gulliman
I hope it’s the exact same model
It would be hilarious and perfect if Luther has the exact same model for HH and 40k.
Since he was stuck in the shadow realm for 10k years
For the worst torture ever made. Incompetence
i still don’t get how he could see the future.
i know he was chaos influenced but still
He went semi crazy, has a pact with tzeentch, and Caliban was infected by tzeentch
That’s why it was full of mutated monsters
was it really tzeentch?
Yup!
i don’t remember that, i need to read it up again
I love Luther first of the fallen
Same.
I really wanna know why the new character is attacking the rock
i love how Lion was able to overcome his stupid social skills. Really changed him the way he talked to Luther in the end
Uhhh the chaos admech guy
oh the daemon guy
It has all sorts of ancient tech.
Oh
dark angels always did have the most dark age technologies
Then Luther is gonna disappear from the lore isn’t he lmao
Vashtorr the Arkifane.
why’d you think that?
There was no hints of him getting a model
Their 8th edition codex says they have hidden stc’s for stuff only they use.
dear god i can imagine the story right now
Lion awaking up, amidst the battle. Everyone just stops and looks at the primarch. The same situation as Gulliman


“Vashtorr is tearing up the rock! But here comes the Lion with a steel chair!”
THAT WAS SUCH A PLOT POINT IN LUTHER
man FUCK. why does it take them this long to release stories
It would be the funniest shit if Lion came back and got insta killed by the knife
“The lion is back. Now go spend money on his forge world model.”
KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE!!
The ynnari comes in with another healing armour
Good thing they replaced gulliman’s model, his HH model blows
Cypher will show up and throw the lion his sword.
Then disappear and the lion will beat up Vashtorr who runs away.
this shit is reminding me of the show Merlin’s ending
And the cypher is actually Alpharius.
And is loyal


It’s gonna leave you more questions than answers.
Plus probably unreliable narrator.
i know he helps both sides, but i feel like he’s still loyal to the emperor. But not to the imperium
I want it to replace the bad question with fun good ones
He’ll do something to subvert expectations and as we all know subvert expectations is automatically good writing.
PRANK
Cypher is gathering all the fallen, and has been attacking and aiding both chaos and the imperium Hmm
“Azrael it was all just a prank bro. You’re being filmed.”
Side note; remember how there is an alpha legion cult that literally has access to the high lords of the imperium.
I believe it.
Yeah they left heads of 10 assassins that were sent after them in the fridge of their kitchen
Their absurd capabilities let’s you write anything about them and just say it’s because 5D chess.
i remember that lmao
I feel like it’s more of the incompetence of the imperium, considering that Terra is the biggest hub of chaos cultists besides the fucking warp
people tend to forget the Alpha Legion is the best when it comes espionage
Like how in a recent novel there is a secret alpha legion spy that’s personally watching Guilliman and he doesn’t even realize it.
Also, that above bit of lore is something I just made up but because alpha legion didn’t you immediately think I was telling the truth?
I am Alpharius, this is a lie
But frfr alpha legion is a meme done right
It’s kinda scary how many Alpha Legion warband have teamed up, now that there’s a new Harrowmaster
Another thing? You can do the very same trick with Cawl. You can make up some nonsensical advancement but because it’s Cawl folks are inclined to believe it.
also he wields ALPHARIUS FUCKING SPEAR
Cawl is making a new form of imperial knights .
This isn’t a lie
It was talked about in kingmaker assassinorum
I think he calls it ‘Cawls glory’
Or something stupid

well in his book, he did say he had many projects
You’re mistaken.
It’s called Cawl’s Wrath.
It’s a relic in the knight’s codex.
Only used by a Castellan.
Nah it’s addressing a lore point from the knights codex.
Let me grab my codex!
It was addressing the fact Cawl made a better knight weapon. Knights are from stc’s that are thousands of years old so tampering with it is not looked upon kindly by the sacristans.
Yeah that might be it,
Knight lore is my specialty tbh. ;x
I’d check but I don’t feel like flipping THOGUHT the audio book
AhHhh okay! I remember her saying the name was like, really egotistical, the lady was probably over playing the changes then
I know the moment. The head sacristan is talking to jester’s sacristan about him creating Cawls wrath.
But tech heresy is tech heresy
A super powerful plasma decimator.
YEAHHH
She was name dropping the relic in the dex.
Nah.
Taranis.
speaking of knights, any idea why most of them have the need to go to a certain location? I remember vaguely something about that.
or more like direction
Wot
i remember something along the line, when i was watching a video on them. They had a tendency to go somewhere when the pilot is controlling them
idk i’ll have to find the video again
Oh I assume it’s porbably soemthing from the imprinting/thrones shenanigans
Yeah I’m a need a source on that or further elaboration because I have no idea what you’re talking about. XD
Maybe it’s that’s story of the knight walking back home by it self when the pilot inside died?
I’ve heard it but idk where it came from
You mean canis rex when it went to save it’s pilot?
Idk, people who I’ve heard talk about it don’t specify
I know some knights, mainly that had a shit load of pilots, do move around and fidget, but I can’t think of when one literally walked somewhere by it self
i’m trying to find the video right now
In the subject of knights, I really like House Khymere. I though they were just one dimensional ‘grrr revenged go burrrrr’ but after reading their lore I like their more astrology style religious aspects.
And their way of warfare is super neat too
A fleet based house, that master fire bombing and stampeding, that rely on tarot cards and star reading to lead their war path
They literally caused their own downfall
By complete and utter accidnet
And have no clue
And house khromentis’ hunting culture is amazing
But I have a weak spot for hunting culture
is the machine spirit a real thing? i thought it was just something they made up since they lost knowledge on how machines work, but reading Night Lords, its described as a real thing. for ships and bolters and tanks etc.
Depends
Bit of everything.
Some are just like, basic functions for a machine
Some are full blown AI basically
And everything in between
Generally scaled with how old, rare, and big a device is
But not always
so there is still AI being used despite the imperium's efforts? the biggest example i can think of is a Navigator struggling to "tame the spirit" of a chaos marine strike cruiser when trying to guide it through the warp
They don’t consider them AI
And there’s a distinction between AI and how the machine spirits work
There's a difference between Artificial Intelligence and Abominable Intelligence (Self aware and free thinking )
AI in the sense of what the Imperium considers it
Yeah
What we consider AI = \ =what the Imperium considers it
For knights the machine spirit is described as an advanced security program that takes on personalities from everyone that uses it. Over Thousands of years that builds up. Could be the same for ships
i see
Ofc some ships could be real AI but noone knows it..
Like the one in the Mars series
Also some machines develop spiritual and warp significance
Typically over long long amounts of use
And being “worshipped”
another thing i was wondering: a friend of mine said that a lot of the stuff the imperium uses is finite since they can't make it anymore, which is why so much gear is considered to be relics. for big stuff like titans, are only specific titan variants finite? because some media mentions titan manufacturing factories etc.
"Tame the machine spirit" could be an analogy for clearing virus pop ups. Or literally it's taken on the personality of an animal as its been used for so long it's gone senile.
Yeah. Although a general rule (until Cawl) was stuff was progressively getting worse
But they’re still absurdly expensive and it takes forever
And it’s specialized places
So, yeah it’s finite kinda but not always. A lot of stuff is still produced
But relics are often tech they can’t reproduce
what are some examples of what they can't reproduce? dreadnoughts?
"Relic" stuff in the space marine Armoury. Volkites. Stormbirds jetbikes
interesting. thanks!
Basically
from a story perspective it is finite?
But the Imperium still has infinite resources because plot
which applies to pretty much every faction
bcs 40k is just a setting and ppl tend to forget there is no "story" just a bunch of filler arcs arround different chars the only thing that was close to a story was horus heresy
And fokken bloated with 30 years of lore made by uncaring people
England Moment
40k end times when
Basically had them
40k is a world, stories are told in it
It hasn't.
40k is only gonna get nuked when its not making money
Depending on the chapter, a suit of terminator armor might be a priceless relic too
Deffo contemptor dreadnoughts, they haven't been made for 10,000 years. boxy dreads are regarded as relics most of the time, depends on the chapter
I believe the Minotaurs get some, unless they’ve simply been repainting old stock piles
The other special dreadnoughts are relics beyond imagining as they weren't even common 10,000 years ago
They'll have been set aside and repurposed, the minotaurs are suspiciously well-equipped
But of course this stuff varies a ton in the lore depending on who's writing it
Indeed
Minotaurs are also the High Lords pet Chapter
So they get special concessions tbh
Certain plasma technologies, repulsor techs, those can't be done in the modern sense using the same STCs
The custodes heavy dreadnought
^
Definitely not
Since Custodes aren't being made either
That whole tech line is just hard dead
Has that been stated in their ‘dex?
I think there's some handwaving that there is a limited ability to replenish custodian numbers
No but that sort of manufacturing ability doesn't stick around while the guys who use it are holed up in a palace with no visitors
But it's not been covered in any detail at all afaik
Incorrect. Custodes are still being made.
It says as much in their codex.
the Emperor's gene labs still exist in 40k
I’d say they can still create new Custodes, but at a painfully slow rate compared to HH
They are creating new custodes, it literally says so in their 9th and 8th edition codexes.
Seriously? What in the...
The process is incredibly difficult and intricate and the slightest mistake means the subject is recycled. But it’s being done.
Is it?
1/10
Also, the people doing it are themselves gene enhanced to make sure their work is of the highest quality.
Deep in the bowels of the imperial palace
I mean it just shifts my image on Custodes
Also the whole 10,000 thing isn’t accurate either. The codex says they use the name so folks don’t realize how many there actually are.
But the number is believed to exceed that.
Much like chapters being only 1k strong
Again, anything can be made in 40k.
So ignore the "relic" statement
every lore entry says Terminator armor is rare but every chapter almost has one

Plus the custodes are the extra special gold bois so if they need anything they’ll find a way to get it.
Relic is more about how often you'd find them
Like each is so rare that it's a relic
Same thing with Christian relics, where they are rare, but they are sometime fpund (made)
“Relic” is also used to refer to things that are really old.
Terminator armor gets re-used, salvaged, repaired and then re-used. Some chapters get replacement suits, others have to make do for a few thousand yesrs
So it may not be a rare piece of tech.
Just a really old one.
Like they referred to gman’s stuff as “relics” but to him they were just the tools he used and he didn’t understand why everyone showed so much reverence for them.
But yeah the whole “custodes are no longer being made” is a bit of misinformation that’s been floating around for a while. They are being made and apparently their standards haven’t reduced at all in the last 10,000 years or whatever.
Luckily the codex spells it out. No vague clues or hints or whatever. Just straight up “they’re still being made.”
yeah they have some family lines on terra from which they choose kids to be tested to become one if need be
How do you think Terminators will carry on in a ~~world ~~ galaxy of primaris sized marines
Put lifts in the boots.
Wear them like a crop top
if you mean just because of the size, the armours have been always able to make adjustments to fit larger marines even if not primaris
Primaris or bigger sized marines exist long before primaris sprung up. They’ll be fine
Terminator armor was, itself, modified from deep space EVA suits to fit Astartes to begin with.
We'll see, there's rumours of new terminators or terminator replacement models coming out
Lore-wise terminators are in a weird place
I'm sure this is been asked but I can't find it, is it possible for a Guardsmen to use the Bolter or Plasma gun in canon like they do in Darktide?
Yes
The SM and the reguar human have separate pattern
The SM patter is too heavy to be used reliably by normal humans and to brittle to be used by an Ogryn
Sweet, didn't know that thanks for the info
They’ll resize the armor.
Belisarius' Ultra Terminator armor
Plasma guns usually were for more experienced guardsmen that were trained in it because it can literally blow up in their face if they’re not careful.
We don’t really see them using bolters much. Usually bolt pistols however are given to certain officers and commissars.
Heavy bolters are usually used as artillery.
Heavy Bolter aren't artillery, they are emplacement weapons (like in current day Machine guns)
And Bolter is an option for Sergeant iirc
Bolt gun yeah.
I see it now.
But a normal guardsmen can’t take a Bolter or a bolt pistol in the dex.
Even the special weapons and heavy weapons don’t get access to a bolter.
mmm, reserved for sergeants, veterans maybe command squad, idk and other officers
Partially because of logistical significance if you think about it
Lorewise do Psykers only use force weapons or do they use guns too
They can use guns to, and in the case of the inspiration of darktide, dark heresy, it’s highly recommended
Usually battle psykers would have a force staff and a sidearm like a laspistol
And a commissar with a bolt pistol standing near them
Warp bullshit can and will likely be bullshit, don’t stretch overuse
Yikes 😬
It’s understandable when you realize a bad enough roll basically means you now have a portal to hell
That’s true
Feel like some people would put them down over frivolous things though
Enjoying this absolute madlad with his autogun
i like the added feather for added swag
And it's Fantasy grandpa
And just to say, this is a legit GW mini
I have had many good friends whom are psykers in dark heresy, I just have a mutual agreement that if shit goes bad, they’ll have to get old yeller’d
And a laspistol is a really, really good choice for armament no matter whom you are
😂 that’s one way to put it
My favorite setup is a “shit in peace” setup for the las pistol. I call it such as it’s origin came from when a character almost got killed when he was on the toilet mid warp jump, and now he Carries a accatran las pistol and satchel of 6 powerpaks on him at all times
He’s considering basically turning the gun into a laspistol vz61
Tbh force weapons are actually really uncommon
And they raise eyebrows
Which as a inquisition agent is as close to a death sentence you can get.
With minimal benifit. This is different if it’s something like getting a heavy bolter for the retinue as a “oh shit, oh fuck” weapon.
This doesn’t mean it isn’t really really nice, it’s just for everyday carry it’s a bad idea
Also why do Psykers in this game always have a thick metal collar or neckbrace? I haven’t seen it in art before 
Either a psychic hood or possibly a psychic dampener
Yeah but isn’t the psychic hood more of the tubes and stuff
Not explicitly
Worst case scenario? Ever seen the film Battle Royale?
Oh I thought they were standard issue at least for sanctioned Psykers
Force staffs are
Anything else is rarer
Or play fallout new Vegas’ dlc dead money?
It’s in character for the imperium to have bomb collars is what I’m saying
I’m going to put a collar on you and break a radio 
My favorite part is when every person in a penal legion has one
Understandable in that context
GW got rid of suicide bombers back in 2e lol
Imagine if they still existed

Because imo it absolutely fits the imperium
As it turns out, the best solution to criminal behavior is a kilogram of c4 equivalent
To strap a bunch of bombs on people, give them guns and tell them to blow up something
I prefer the father Elijah route
Forced compliance
fuck thats cool!
it look sso much better then i thought it would
okay im gonna finally play total warhammer lmao
im just gonna start with the first game and the blood god dlc
and just buy more dlc and work through all that jazz over time
then after 100% the first game, go to the second
and so on and so forth
So force melee weapons are pretty rare then,
Well the thing is force staffs are melee weapons
In lore
Like they’ll punch through armor just fine
That’s true
That's interesting
Bash someone on the head with it while charging it with psychic power
And it’ll crush their head like a balloon
Would be nice if that happened in darktide 🙃
If force swords were accurate it would be the power sword but stronger and it generates peril
In theory each force sword would be different for each Psyker too
Yes
Probably asked a loaded question lol
I remember there was an interaction with my vet and another saying something morrow getting lost in a warp storm and part of the 2nd Armageddon war?
At least 55 considering he was at the second war for Armageddon
Yes
Yes, one has ww1 fans, the other are ww2 fans
Armageddon is ww2
Ahh gotcha. Thought the yellow coat he wears ment he has blood ties to that planet
Ohhhh ok
And catachan is veitnam
They are separate groups but they used to be made by doing different painting templates on the same minis
Or charging exorbitant prices at forgeworld
Oh so the reason why the look a like is because of a mix up irl? 🤣
Btw is dark heresy popular? I play dnd but don’t know anything about dark heresy
Idk if it uses a similar system
It’s good but it’s old.
Really really good
It inspired darktide? 
It’s a tabletop game where you play as a inquisitorial agent
As in aspirant to eventually be one
Not at all, most IG Regiment and even the SM legion were made on common minis and then being painted in different manner
Ohhh gotcha
Compared to other Rpg not very popular, but in the group of Warhammer rpg it's the 2nd most common iirc
Think Zola is like early 30s
Not including rejuvinat treatments
That’s one exception I make when talking lore.
Morrow and Hadron are the oldest of the group
Zola is the highest ranking person on the ship Inqusition wise but she still seems to heed Morrow a lot
which is fair
Because it’s likely they are waaaaay older than they look
is there any like math done on how old folk think morrow is
Not Ratnick ?
they kept mentioning a battle of macragge but im unsure which one
since she literally says every digit
Oh yeah I forgot he existed sorry
my guy legit just hangs out in his office and never appears
💀
sitting on a desk is a pretty important job
as a lifeless discord mod i relate to him
only difference is i cant shoot people

but yeah like im trying to think of all the major campaigns they mention morrow has been in
The Interrogator dude is on the ship too
Yeah Hadron like i said gives a specific number for her age, Morrow you could actually do the math
There’s a ttrpg other than dark heresy?
I FORGOT HE EXISTED.
The Second War for Armageddon is the second of three massive conflicts between the Imperium of Man and the Ork Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka that took place between 941.M41 through 943.M41. The war was fought on the Hive World of Armageddon in the Segmentum Solar, where Ghazghkull Thraka launched an Ork WAAAGH! consisting of five separate O...
You can see him watching from the balcony actually funnily enough
There are are a few
I did once
then I turned back and he was gone
lmao
like i dunno if i imagined them saying he fought in the badab war which would be insane
Only War would be the most common
Just as planned
Nope they do mention Badab
what the fuck
same with Huron Edgelordheart
dudes so old holy shit
how does he even look like that
even with warp magic
is he just tin man under the jacket
Rejuvinat treatments
Okay so, 2nd War for Armageddon 941.M41
Morrow by then if we are correct would be in his 40's
now to look at the current date
At least
But there’s more
well also like consider are we even sure which part of indomitus we're in
we are during the plague wars
i see i see
it really is lmao
I cannot be arsed to do the math
havent even bothered to call it the 42nd millineum like cmon
oh christ what is the X for
Rejuvinat treatments is my guess
👀
they also mention each time on age that he went through a warp storm or two so thats something to consider
Also that.
this is still complicated
bro i read the books and codexes and i still dont get any of this lmao
The answer is that you’re a bitch
Cross the I
Carry the M
Use please excuse my dear aunt Sally
From memory:
Rogue Trader
Dark Heresy
Deathmatch
Only War
And another
+
WFRPG 1 to 4ed
And a few fan made modules (Remember a Delta Green and a Call of Cthulhu
Don’t forget Soulbound which is the new AOS rpg
still i like the idea that morrow is just all tin can under that jacket
show us whats under your shirt sergeant
We don’t talk about AOS
He is built like one
Dead meme
Literally can shaped
Daily reminder, run genetic tests on the bald
And soulbound builds on the old warhammer fantasy rpg
And also has a lot more race and class variety
Isn't there another AoS rpg too ?
The old warhammer world is more fun for RPG’s is just my opinion
Considering the only factions that can’t cross party are full chaos worshipers and nighthaunts with anyone alive
Anything else is okay
So you can have some really intresting parties
lmao
Anyway sorry carry on 
i remember when AOS laucnhed lol
Also AoS is a lot better as a setting if you want to come up with sruff
what a weird time
BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CITY HAS LORE IN FANTASY
especially with how fuckin bombastic and insane some of the shit in end times was, and then it was like "reset its now cid meyer 5 with more violence"
almost every fucking inch of fantasy
Has a lot of lore
It’s impossible to homebrew properly
Without breaking existing lore
It’s a very tight timeline
And has much better miniatures design overall
Eh
That one is arguable
But if you wanted to work within existing lore and make ur own campaign not from a pre existing module
Fantasy is terrible
Fantasy served a purpose, AoS serve another
Yeah
They’re both good as settings
Fantasy is very in-depth very realistic at times
Key word being at times
Fantasy was basically a written story made to sell minis
AoS is a setting made to sell minis
Like 40k
Yeah
Anyways you can play as a skeleton and have a human in your party in Soulbound and that makes it better then fantasy’s rpg by default 
Or an Orc in a party
Quite nice though that the Fantasy rpg expanded on Lonher's lore
Agreed
Still, I do not think he is Morgan Bernhardt
Anyways back in fantasy you could only really have Elves, Dwarves, humans and halflings in a party
Without any real issues
Elves and dwarves auto hate each other
Elves dislike humans
Humans are okay with elves and dwarves
Dwarves dislike everyone
Yeah, it was much more restricted than DnD or Pathfinder
In a way they don't coexist in the same roleplaying sphere
Yeah
Most, if not all the warhammer rpg (Maybe not Soulbound, haven't played that one) are more like the story driven rpg, where your character not dying is a feat in itself
So like CoC, Delta Green in sort, Weird War, WWC, Darkness, that vampire one
Yeah def
Soulbound is a bit more like dnd
But very very lethal
There’s ways to bring back characters from the dead but they’re uh
Long
I.E if an undead character dies better grab as many pieces of their body as possible
Anyways soulbound is also hilarious because it lets you play as an Ent or Ogre
Which means you can literally instantly kill things smaller then you
By moving on top of them lol
10/10 system
A warhammer rpg systemthat is not balanced
Who would have though
It’s very balanced Ironicially
Because ents and ogres suck at things that aren’t combat
Actually sort of a lie
Ents are good at not dying
Ogres are good at cooking
But they can’t stealth at all
didn't Nrcomunda have a rpg
Or persuade people
Yeah I think
But it was based on the game tabletop game
Like heavily
Imo soulbound is a great system
It’s very fun
And resurrections are somewhat common
Despite the lethality
Everyone just needs to give up a bit of their soul
And a bunch of other things
To resurrect the dead guy
Soulbound as a concept open for quite a lot of things
Though i didn't know that Chaos and Undead weren't linked to it (Reading through it seem that Sigmarines rarely are in it but it can happen, either by simple cooperation or by rare Soulbound remnant )
Pure chaos followers can’t
But what is a pure chaos follower ?
Directly worships a chaos god and has blessings
If someone grew up in a chaos realm they can be bound
So member of the Chaos alliance in the TT ?
Despite being chaos aligned overall
Yeah
It’s weird
I.E if someone grew up in a maggot kin controlled area but doesn’t worship nurgle
They can still be bound despite being chaos
Bit annoying, other wise we'd have the perfect mechanic for a Warhammer For Honour
Would be perfect to start with a few heroes from each Grand Alliance
Also some funny downtime things as well
For each faction
Bonereapers have to spend A good chunk amount of time collecting bones
For the bone tithe
im playing my ogryn right now (insane respect for the canon arm weapon thingy) and as i'm shielding all the little guys around me all I can think is: imagine if we get ogryn freedom fighters for the Tau when farsight drops
What the fuck the cadia upgrade kit is fucking awesome
Maybe a new gsc sprue too?
I mean
Brood brothers
the new cadia sprue is indeed amazing
cadia models in general are basically the perfect PDF models
The Genestealer Party Tank needs more weathering 🤣
Look its the best photoshop can do
would love to see an actual kitbash at some point
I kid I kid, that black and purple is fabulous though
actually no word on if the Dorn is GSC applicable yet right
Im pretty sure its not
but its the same deal to most GSC kitbashes who just do it because "it looks neat"
In theory it would be
But we dunno yet
yeah i dont play tabletop but the only guard vehicle they can use is the Russ i believe?
I'd be surprised if they can't use the chimera. But seeing as they have that open top truck, who knows
They can rank any guard vehicle they want
So long as it’s under 500 points
huh nice
I wonder if Genestealers could figure out how to use Admech vehicles.
I'm pretty sure that some authors would come up with some utter BS to let them do so
Genestealer mechanicus would be my bet. It's already happened before.
They already have the sub faction for that.
Bladed cog or something like that.
THE BLADED COG
If every world within the Imperium can be viewed as a single component within a greater machine, then the Bladed Cog seek to weaponise those components one at a time, the better to destroy the entire edifice. Their masters leash iron and flesh alike to the cause, and their cybernetically enhanced broods are as resilient as they are deadly.
CULT CREED: CYBORGISED HYBRIDS
The Cult of the Bladed Cog proliferates amongst the disaffected labourers and brainwashed defence maniples of the Imperium’s many forge worlds. In perverting the technological marvels of the Omnissiah, they not only gain access to a ready flow of esoteric weapons of war, but also the means by which to pursue their ultimate quest. The Bladed Cog seek to fashion the ultimate warrior-hybrid of brood-cursed flesh and engineered metal, and care not how many of the luckless faithful must be mangled and slain to achieve their insane ends.
So the bladed cog should be able to take admech vehicles then.
In theory yeah.
In day of ascension there are cult hybrid skitarii that betray the tech priests and since they often pilot vehicles? It should work.
The only reason that I can think of why it couldn't work is related to the machine spirit.
Yeah. If the machine rebels or whatever.
Possible I suppose.
But the gsc have their repurposed mining vehicles and bikes and such.
Maybe if GW ever allowed that to happen, many they could make a rule where the admech vehicle taken by GSC has a chance of rebelling and basically becoming something that will attack both armies.
They can already do brood brothers and use the AM vehicles but not sure if they’d ever allow it.
But the cult in day of ascension theoretically could do it but then again their usual goal is to just overrun the defenses once the nids are close so the planet can get eaten.
I've always wondered, but are the Twisted Helix under the control of a Patriarch or are they just something else?
Because they put the implants themselves, iirc.
Yeah, i was referring to this exactly
they took out variance
it's why we don't have things like scatter dice
My dad in the background with a 100 sided dice
i... am your dad.
Shit mans I haven’t seen you in like 17 years. Wya?
had to get the milk.
That’s what Emps said to the two missing primarchs. Turns out it was a “look at the flowers” situation instead
On the topic of Genestealer/AdMech hybrids: how does that even work?
One could argue the AdMech would be able to sniff out a traitor amongst one of their own with a bit more ease than their more organically minded counterparts
Shout out to all my homies who read Of Mice and Men in their freshman or sophomore years of highschool
I like the new Rogal Dorn tank but I would like it even more if there was a variant with one big Plasma Cannon instead of those dual mixed cannons.
They’re still human
The only people that are really resistant to infestation are Orks and Tau who manage it culturally
But resistant doesn’t mean immune*
Eldar are biologically complicated but also not impossible (the children are also completely batshit insane and spend the whole time giggling and laughing)
Honestly I feel like we might get that on an upgrade sprue
Could the Dorn tank be a threat to Titans since it got plasma guns as primary canon?
Dont know much about Titans yet thats why I ask
"In truth, a Titan has only three enemies: folly, hubris, and another of its own kind."
in reality: Titans CAN fall to firepower
but you'd need to drop the void shields
and aim for weak spots like joints
Something like a warhound might die to that kind of firepower sure
the problem is warhounds are fast, they're scout titans
and if the princeps is smart, he's deployed skitarii as screening forces
shadow swords are dispatched in in squads of 3's or so, and they can drop even warlords when they coordinate their shots.
Shadowswords are purpose built titan hunters
The issue isn’t the titans it’s that it’s never just titans
Titans lose to any competent infantry that can close the gap, Warhounds being the best at dealing with them but they’re still vulnerable
No, competent infantry still end up as chunky salsa TBH
But they’re not deploying titans by themselves ever, if titans are being deployed it’s a massive battle group at the least
You can just scale the titans if you get close
We see this plenty of times
But they’re never alone
When they are is when they get killed
Or when their own infantry gets killed off
They’re still gonna kill a lot of infantry but it’s a major weakness of theirs
No wonder Vulkan hates em 
Christ thank you for finding this
i read something recently that had jump marines maglocked to the shoulder pads of titans, hitching a ride between fights, then zipping off when the titan had closed in. thought this was a good use of titans haha. storm of iron maybe?
It shows up in some titan books
Mortis has Imperial Fist assault marines riding on loyalist titans and jumping to enemy titans and placing melta charges on key areas then dipping off.
Mortis is a good book always worth a read
Well, its a book.
Probably the weakest siege book for me
Outside of some of the titan bits
There's also a tactic used by an Imperial Fists Captain where they took down titans with terminators armed with thunder hammers.
They used it to destroy an entire renegade legio and its since then its become a tactic used against them where its viable.
Why does it seem like people took the Death Korps of Krieg meme suicide charges as actual strategy they employ? They are an elite Imperial Guard regiment. If they were stupid and charged into MG nests without a plan they likely wouldn't ever win any battles. I feel like people confused their willingness to charge a bunker with them just being stupid/suicidal. Siege of Vraks made it very clear everything has a purpose.
Because people are stupid and get their lore from memes, meme websites, and shitty loretubers
Barely anyone actually reads the material
Or else they'd know that Krieg had a regiment who killed their commissars and fled during vraks
No shit lol
but when the gas is literally melting tanks
I'd say you have good reasons to retreat
I think most people know Krieg use artillery cover to advance, and are not argumentative about the occasional suicide mission, but that's less fun lol
Honestly I don't like fanon krieg for a different reason than most people: the fans don't treat them like people. Krieg are fanatical and socially awkward, but they're still humans, even if they're grown in a vat. I'd imagine they still joke with each other, and they're ok with dying in duty (even moreso than Cadians), but if an officer gives a genuinely stupid order I'd imagine they'd complain about it
Fans tend to treat them like machines that only think "kill, then die"
the mantra of literally every person i seem to meet in co-op games
Listen, if I the black library gave me a contract, I'd write about Krieger who is an asthete and writes poetry in their spare time whose best friend always tells them jokes. And then when the order comes, the book ends because the Emperor demands their life now, even though it was a relatively good life.
I don't like any media that portrays humans as less than people, though
And I think the meme krieger is less than human, more like a machine.
(I guess when I say that I'll also note that as a writer, I like to kill off characters right before they reach the peak of their arc lmao. It upsets people and I guess that might be part of the reason I never made it big)
Me when I speak to my friends about 40k lore and have to remind them that Ork powers aren't as powerful as the memes say they are :>
I'm not the most knowledgeable in the lore, but I do be mindful of the memes.
I think I'd have fun with Kriegers
Very grim, stupid humor like trying to write a sonnet or something vaguely approaching a sonnet in a trench
As another goes "What are you writing a sonnet to? The trench itself?"
And the Krieger just sort of stares off in the distance to some med tents or something
also people saying Orks aren't evil
when they like torturing people lol
and weaker orkoids
Orks are Orks
Hard to apply morality to a fungus
^
they're aware of the suffering theyre causing
They find it funny
I,E orks burning other smaller orks to make them do "the burny dance"
I'm just saying that saying Orks aren't sentient makes it morally OK to napalm / white phosphorous the heck outta em
It’s ok to do that because the Orks would happily do the same to us.
Orks, nids, necrons, and deldar would happily murder/enslave all of humanity without even the slightest moment of hesitation.
They're dark in the eyes of the Emperor, gotta brighten em up a bit
His eyesight isn't what it used to be
The threat posed by them is very real.
It’s always morally okay to horrifically murder those who try to kill you

I’d say Orks are a race of psychopaths but they’re worse
Because they don’t just lack morality or emotions
They get off to it
Do unto others before they can do unto you. The enemy of my enemy dies second.
Violence and causing pain
And they’re completely uncontrollable
Even amongst themselves mostly tbh
Praise the Lord and pass the Ammunition
There’s a reason GW writes them mostly in a comedic bent
Without that it’s really disturbing and dark
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Honestly this is...
This is why I can't take UM seriously
I would probably not get your lore from memes
Or TTS
Rare is the time TTS has a vaguely accurate take on a character
And its stuck in the 1d4chan shittier meme days
I don't get my lore from memes
I also don't always treat things seriously because it has wonderful lore about it
Treating things with a bit of humor helps a lot yknow
The memes TTS used were dated by the time it used them.
And its coming up on a decade since it came out originally
So you'll forgive me if I don't find the same joke repeated ad nauseum for like, 20 years to be a bit boring.
Heresy, shovel, exterminatus.
Gib upvotes
They should have also made a set of non genestealer vehicles with GSC conversions
I want my genestealer killdozers
Where’s the barely functioning long range rocket artillery?
I want genestealer forklift
Exactly
I want barely functioning industrial equipment remade for war
I want to throw rocks at people 
friendship ended with imperium
With a unique ability to have certain units hitchhike
WHERE’S THE TECHNICALS?!
There's a genestealer technical actually
2 if we count the Goliath truck
Goliath Truck
And the Achilles ridgerunner
why tf there seems to be no technological advancement from 30k to 40k
its 10k years apart
Tech Heresy
Admech views it as heresy, and are deathly afraid of accidentally losing tech/knowledge by inventing
There might be some highly unique stuff in very specific areas, but the STCs are highly sacred and aren't to be alternated.
^ technically the primaris technology was already built and kept hidden for nearly a millenia
Which is weird but whatever
Primaris tech also is derrived from STCs
which is allowed
or rather we know a lot of them are
directly derived from STCs
its a "holy design hidden within a sacred STC"
The Gravis Tanks and Armor are STC constructs.
is the usual excuse used by tech priests
Ya
The Bolt rifles are also STC
and all the random ass bolter weapons
on the otherhand well
the Hellblaster plasma guns share some design elements with
tau and eldar weapons
It's weird that this stuff is developed etc but they lost the STCs and building capacity to remake volkite etc in quantities seen in the Heresy
Volkite is still produced funnily enough
its just slow as fuck
and the admech doesn't share
Ya, they used to have Volkite Leman Russ tanks for the Imperialis Auxilia and Solar Auxilia
also the lemen russ executioner stc that totally exists and Ryza will show people
But I don't believe the Astra Militarum has them anymore

Ryza Pattern Russ Tanks are a whole ass vibe
they're only made on Ryza
and no one else has seen the STC
it totally isn't Ryzan tech priests gluing a giant plasma cannon on a tank
and passing it off as an STC
its not like the mechanicus has ever done this
There is a standard executioner and ryza pattern. The Ryza Pattern is more common with Krieg Regiments
It's why it's a FW model 💀😎
Ryza tends to be a little plasma centric I think. Plus Ryza like you said doesn't like to share
That's just a vindicator super-sized
Yeah they worship plasma
I am a big FW Graia guy myself. However Ryza is a close second
Speaking of Lucius, I wonder who made the new lasgun for the new Imperial Guard models shown. It has definite inspirations from the Lucius and the Kantrael
I think it might be mars pattern
I also like Zhao-Arkkad a lot
but they have like 0 lore other then the fact their forges are all underground
and the surface of the planet is a deathworld
I see where you think Mars Pattern
They use a bunch of dif lasgun varients
on the new minis
its to show how fucked up supply chains are
due to the great rift
so guardsmen are just using whatever they can get their hands on
Honestly I just finished city of bones and right now reading Iron Resolve as I'm trying to see how my Mordians are doing. I've shifted a lot of my readings on Imperiuk Nihilus
They're trying their best
So yeah seeing how the Rift has fucked things up is whack
and for being in dark imperium they're doing pretty well
its also why you can take autoguns with Guardsmen now
or rather the "drum fed autogun"
Which is pretty dope
My man using a Tommy gun in the 41st Millennium
yeah
It's weird how cadians have become such a focus in lore even after their planet dead
there's also a belt fed one
Wow
what having your supply chain destroyed does to a mf
It's weird how bad it is. Especially with the FWs on the Regular side of the Rift. I expect it more for Imperium Nihilus but not from G-mans side
They Tanith'd Cadia and now the Cadians are a focus in lore. Always gotta lose your planet before you get your story arc v.v
Well they have New Cadia for the survivors but it ain't the same lol.
I don't keep up with Cadia since they're not my favorite regiment. I didn't know they got a new Cadia, though I guess it makes sense because Cadians are a very well renowned regiment in the guard.
The lore explanation from the 8th Ed Codex was that Regiments began to emulate Cadian Regts after Cadian Instructors began to focus on creating Regts for Indomitus. Plus Cadian Regts became prized units for the zeal after the fall of Cadia
But yeah same I run a Mordian Army. A Guard Regt that still has a homeworld that it can defend
New Cadia is only mentioned so far in Traitor Rock, which also claims there's like 30 New Cadias from all the regiments gifted conquered worlds
Too many New Cadias
Makes sense actually. Cadians were quite literally right at the front of the Eye of Terror. So them helping other regiments is a cool thing. Also 30 new cadias? Whack.
30 planets called that or something close to it
I know there are a ton of worlds out there, but man there is at the very least 31 regiments that are fighting for their own conquered homeworld in the Indomitus, and they're getting ripped off
real imperium hours
Gotta have backups for the backup planet
but the vibe is very much that there's no replacing the real cadia for culture or training, and its pretty common for cadian born vets to look down on halfbloods and descendants
I hope Cadia gets some interesting culture and tradition mixes with their planet being blown up and stuff
Makes sense. Especially those who were at the fall of Cadia
The New Codex has a lot of Cadian bonuses and strategems
Like too many
WHack
they're trying, training new recruits on death worlds and stuff, but to most cadians they'll never be held up to the eye of terror as children and made to curse the dark gods so they aren't true cadians
Cadians are like the Ultramarines for the Guard. Sure, let them be great as they are, but GIVE US SOMETHING ELSE!?
Thats the vibe I get anyways
Very very fucking angry lol
I wonder if we will see the loss of purple eyes in Cadians nows
Nah
Perfect
Purple eyes=weird warp stuff? Nice.
and theres a New Cadia
near the great rift
so
yeah
There's like 5 new cadias we know of in lore
I'm not as confident as elitewolf but they could find ways to bring it back for sure
Until palm tree head finds another black fortress he can throw at it
they might want to make the purple eyes a rare oh shit we've got a badass over here type thing
Probably for veterans
Or Kasrkin
Yeah Pask is gone in 9th Ed.
did you see the leaked upgrades on ebay? looks like a new Pask model
Like he's confirmed alive in the book
but no entry
like I get why, his model was old and resin
but it honestly wasn't that bad
I just want regimental upgrade sprues so I can make mordians without kitbashing a shit ton of crap.
I respect Abaddon, but damn. Palm tree is a name I'ma steal fr fr
Do they make a Fortress World out of it?
Dope
Ye
wait it pretty much is the exact same lol
Nice
has a scarred face, red cufflinks, headset on his face, and cloak over greatcoat with an aquila on his chest
I don’t know what you mean Draik
That’s obviously General Bask
Completely different
Armageddon ain't doin too hot rn I was just looking at the lore page on that. Damn. Half the world is just fucked
And that's not even the Ork problem
yeah
That’s just Armageddon
It’s not named Armageddon for no reason
Was about to say
They fucked if they think they can rebuild that place

