#40k-lore-chat

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barren ether
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So Xenos

normal stream
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Does he explicitly mention that?

barren ether
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Unless Morrow is several hundred years old and saw fucking Angron

normal stream
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Quote your source.

barren ether
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It would be the 3rd war. Maybe maybe 2nd if Morrow was getting rejuv treatments

steady sparrow
snow dock
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"This action is only taken in those extreme circumstances where a potential or actual extinction-level strategic threat to the entire Imperium exists on the planet and might spread to other Imperial worlds." https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Exterminatus#:~:text=Exterminatus is the name in,all life upon a world.

Warhammer 40k Wiki

"Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live." — Exterminatus Extremis Exterminatus is the name in High Gothic of an action ordered by the highest authorities of the Imperium of Man to destroy an entire planetary biosphere and all life upon a world. This action is ...

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normal stream
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Anyways, that doesn't say an inquisitor can't just order an exterminatus earlier rather than later.

barren ether
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The game takes place during the Indomitus crusade

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And the 1st war was in fucking m.444 m40 bro

snow dock
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Exterminatus is the most extreme method of dealing with some form of heresy, corruption or alien infiltration which has taken root within a planet's population. Accordingly it is only used in the most extreme of circumstances, when the level of corruption a world bears is so monumental that it cannot be wiped out by any other means. The destruction of the entire population is deemed necessary to prevent the contagion from spreading further.

normal stream
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Like, they're fucking inquisitors, there's very little they do that needs oversight. The only two I can think of is Excommunicate Traitoris and disbarring one of their own.

steady sparrow
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I do think inquisitors aren't that trigger happy with them, most of them don't go

barren ether
celest dome
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There is an Ordo (Minoris) that oversee Exterminatuses, so sure you could use it willy nilly but it's not without consequences Ordo Excorium

normal stream
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Correct. But it's not like they need to fill out a form to declare exterminatus.

barren ether
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Yeah but they do need a damn good reason to do so

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Like the absolute best of reasons to exterminate one of the god emperors worlds

normal stream
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I'd say the bar for "damn good" should really be "they have enough clout to just do it"

barren ether
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It’s not something that is taken even remotely lightly

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Not even

steady sparrow
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How many people on average live on hive worlds?

snow dock
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It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances, when the level of corruption a world bears is so monumental that it cannot be wiped out by any other means.

barren ether
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Powerful Inquisitors don’t go traipsing about exterminatusing their issues

barren ether
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And yet what

snow dock
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Fuck it this conversation is no longer fruitful, engaging or worth the effort

celest dome
barren ether
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Because a fucking daemon prince touched down on a planet

steady sparrow
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The quote of the inquisitor talk about 10 billion

barren ether
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A daemon primarch no less

steady sparrow
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And i believe way more people live in hive worlds

barren ether
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And the Space Wolves STILL checked the inquisition

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barren ether
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As they should!

normal stream
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Yep.

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Dunno if that feels even remotely reasonable.

barren ether
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A daemon primarch homie

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Khorne’s favorite toy

steady sparrow
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Yeah that's worth destroying a planet over

normal stream
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Multiple planets.

steady sparrow
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It's not like one guy that can be replaced

barren ether
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96 grey knights died to only BANISH the fucker

normal stream
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Every one that a troop transport or survivor transport went to.

steady sparrow
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There was like 19 of those guys

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21 tops

normal stream
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Are we discussing the same thing here?

barren ether
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We are discussing the brevity of exterminatus

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And the validity of an inquisitors use of it

steady sparrow
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I am saying that a daemon primarch is a valid exterminatus target

barren ether
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You used the most extreme case of it as an example

normal stream
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Agreed, valid target, but not the context we're talking about

steady sparrow
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Man...

barren ether
steady sparrow
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There's no reading comprehension left in me

barren ether
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It’s like 3am and we are arguing over lore like nerds

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God I love 40k

steady sparrow
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Speak for yourself it's 8 am here

rustic spruce
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how come guardian spears are only really used by custodes

normal stream
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IIRC one of the old dexes had Eldar Exodite planets nuked because of their World Tree

steady sparrow
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Woke up extra early to argue

barren ether
barren ether
normal stream
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And I think in the Taros campaign they nuked a planet as a spiteful "f u" to the tau after it flipped allegiances

barren ether
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Especially not a planet terraformed and intertwined with them

steady sparrow
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We're suffering from the rule of cool

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A writer says "Imperium can blow up planets" and we're left arguing about it

snow dock
barren ether
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At this point I don’t even want to sound like an imperium apologist. Fuck it I wanna see more exterminatus

snow dock
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No custodes are the same their weapons and armour are made for them exactly and only them

steady sparrow
normal stream
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There's.. Ethics?

last lagoon
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I'm sorry xenos but humanity deserves the dubs

karmic raft
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Stop the cap.

brittle slate
steady sparrow
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How much stuff is made for exactly one person and only them

brittle slate
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but a bunch of people have used something like it before

normal stream
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I really don't know if we want to talk about ethics in the 41st mil :p

brittle slate
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look at the watchmasters

karmic raft
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Humanity ain’t deserve shit no cap

barren ether
brittle slate
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heck, i speak tau

steady sparrow
barren ether
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See I feel maybe we should talk about the ethics of the Imperium of man back in 30k

normal stream
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Well, I guess if we define that ethics are grounded in the socioculture of the time..

barren ether
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They committed war crimes hourly

brittle slate
barren ether
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The great crusade was kinda the “great genocide” for like everyone else

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brittle slate
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except for the guys controlling the rangdan

barren ether
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Even humans weren’t safe 😂

karmic raft
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Humanity fumbled the bag and now they gotta suck it up and go extinct. That’s just the way it is.

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You win some you lose some.

barren ether
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Fuck you if you were born under peaceful xenos rule and you’re a human

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You still get a bolt in the brain

steady sparrow
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In 40k there are probably puppy skinning factories, it's hard to find exact ethics in such ridiculous world

barren ether
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Fuck you if you have all this wondrous technology. It’s xenos and therefore bad

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cough Interex cough

karmic raft
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You’re a slopjockey if you try to look for ethics in the Warhammer to keep it a buck fifty

brittle slate
last lagoon
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I mean the Interex wasnt the fault of the Imperium

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Just some crazy guy

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A wacko fella

barren ether
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Eh it kindaaaaaa was

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Erebus stole the anathame from them. That prick

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And you know the Interex were quietly purged off screen

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Horus was wounded on Davin and then the writers suddenly forgot about them

last lagoon
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I do think the Interex would have most likely been purged either way

normal stream
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Yeah, they got like 1 or 2 lines in another novel

last lagoon
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Due to how open they are with the warp

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And thats a big no no for Emps

barren ether
last lagoon
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Yeah, they actively talked about it with the Luna Wolves

barren ether
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If anything they tried to warn the SpaceBros of Chaos or “kaos” but you know… typical space marine arrogance

normal stream
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Well, they also consorted with aliens and didn't purge them all

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(Murder)

last lagoon
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Yeah exactly, thats what I mean by being open about it

normal stream
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😂

barren ether
last lagoon
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Instead of keeping it hidden like Emps had attempted from the general population

karmic raft
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surely nothing can go wrong with Erebus joining the peace talks

barren ether
karmic raft
steady sparrow
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Oh no it's an actual discussion
How am I supposed to shitpost in this environment

normal stream
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If you could have a pet nurgling or a pet ripper, which would you choose?

barren ether
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Jimmy space lore is really convoluted

barren ether
normal stream
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Right? And it laughs!

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Probably tells good jokes.

barren ether
last lagoon
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Ngl

karmic raft
last lagoon
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Erebus is really slept upon as a character

barren ether
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Then we see Kharn and say: “what a swell guy”

last lagoon
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He's a great moustache twirling villain

karmic raft
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He just did a little trolling

barren ether
karmic raft
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Can you really blame a brother for trolling

steady sparrow
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I do still think both alpharius and omegon are alive

barren ether
steady sparrow
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No, both are

karmic raft
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Stop the cap

barren ether
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One is dead after being killed by dorn

last lagoon
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We do see Alpharius die in uhh

barren ether
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I’m serious guys lmao

steady sparrow
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That wasn't him

last lagoon
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I forgot the book

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On Pluto

barren ether
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A primarch would sweep the fucking floor with a regular marine

last lagoon
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We even see Omegon react to Alpharius' death

barren ether
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So no regular alpha legionnaire could’ve even lasted a second with him

normal stream
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Yep

karmic raft
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Damn randy

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Ur theory just got shit on

barren ether
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Dorn killed one of the brothers

karmic raft
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Slopjockey alert

steady sparrow
barren ether
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We do

last lagoon
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Because its from Omegon's pov

karmic raft
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LOL

barren ether
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I hate the fucking alpha legion memes so much

karmic raft
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SO TRUE

normal stream
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I mean, goes back to the "we can't quote BL" thing.. But..

barren ether
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Use critical thought please for the love of god

karmic raft
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Damn based

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So based

barren ether
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I know that’s mean but it’s frustrating when people talk about the Alpha legion

steady sparrow
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Also hate the i am alpharius shit

last lagoon
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I do wish AL could get better books

barren ether
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Yes it’s convoluted, but we also have cold hard facts about their history

steady sparrow
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I do still like the alpha legion tho

normal stream
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Their TT rules were always trash though

karmic raft
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Chaos moment

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Sadge

barren ether
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One of the brothers died. One is still quite possibly alive considering we hear very little about them after the heresy

last lagoon
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Hell the new Alpha legion book even mocks the "Alpharius is alive" theory

karmic raft
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Holy moly this guys theory just got shat on

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Guys he’s dead

barren ether
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A popular theory is that the AL are fractured between loyalists and heretics and I personally believe it. It’s not canon but I think it might be true

last lagoon
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Its sad that the book is also uhh

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Not good

steady sparrow
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Didn't the alpha legion try gaslighting ultramarines into believing they did kill the primarch

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The 2nd one i mean

karmic raft
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Oh he still going ah hell nah

normal stream
steady sparrow
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No!

last lagoon
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Guilliman said he killed a marine calling himself Omegon but is like

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"Yeah nah"

steady sparrow
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It's and actual, genuine lore question!

barren ether
steady sparrow
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I can see why it came off as shitposting

barren ether
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Or at least Alpharius and Omegon

normal stream
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Yeah

last lagoon
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Oh no the cabal plot line

barren ether
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Also the AL and Constantin Valdor are kinda intertwined too considering the star child theory and the city in the webeay

steady sparrow
last lagoon
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They were killed off

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By Eldrad and another marine I forgot

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Because their idea was dumb lmao

barren ether
last lagoon
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Wdym? Is it a new cabal or just webway having new stuff happen

barren ether
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Our beloved Star Child, who is the God Emperor’s empyreal form baby

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That’s not canon but you can’t tell me it isn’t

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When/if emps dies, he’s going to be reborn into a god as he’s a perpetual, but now he’s lowkey been taking steroids everyday for 10k years

steady sparrow
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Actual Darktide question

barren ether
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So he’s gonna become a god

steady sparrow
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Do we see grendyl

barren ether
steady sparrow
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the servitor is all we see of him?

barren ether
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The servitor is merely a vessel for the hologram

steady sparrow
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Grendyl is actually the collective of the entire Mourningstar

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All the crew went "yeah sure we're inquisitor grendyl"

barren ether
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Now that’s a hot take right there

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Fuck if we know until we actually see the man

karmic raft
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It’s prob just the big haired lady at the cinematic opening.

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Calling it.

barren ether
steady sparrow
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Isn't one of the voice the servitor speaks is Hadron?

karmic raft
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It ain’t matter it’s just a tool to hide their true selves.

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Chuck E. Cheese could have showed up and it ain’t mean shit

normal stream
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That'd be one terrifying chuck e cheese

steady sparrow
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Still thinking about ogryns

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Apparently they truly believe every order is from the Emperor

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Godspeed you beautiful fools

full bane
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Shipmistress Brahm.

steady sparrow
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The identity of grendyl is still a mystery

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They're probably going to reveal it later down the line

brittle slate
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i would hope

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i want the story to really kick off

steady sparrow
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I do have a second, absolutely horrible, non credible theory about grendyl

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He IS the servitor

brittle slate
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lol

steady sparrow
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He got lobotomized but SOMEHOW technically has a title of an inquisitor

full bane
steady sparrow
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how is it still a servitor if it has no head

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and logically no brain

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that's just a fancy flesh cogitator

full bane
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I mean isn't that basically what we see?

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It's a headless, limbless torso with a holo-projector where the head should be.

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Torso is just there for the shape lol

steady sparrow
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it is referred is a servitor in subtitles while it talks
whatever, i really don't know

mystic grove
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so this is interesting

prime tapir
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Would be kinda cool if Grendyl was one of Abnett’s established characters

brittle slate
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oooo

prime tapir
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Ravenor, Gregor or Bequin

brittle slate
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OOOOOO!

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Ravenor would make the most sense

prime tapir
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I never finished the ravenor books so I’m just gonna assume he still lives lol

But yeah it would

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A guy entombed in a coffin has reason to hide

prime tapir
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Ravenor is also pretty cheap to model haha

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Just a big fucking box

bright fulcrum
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Just found out that daemons can be only killed by swords and not guns due to them being rooted in old ancient ways and im guessing in the video games they were made to be also killed by guns as more of a gameplay balance thing?

full bane
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And that was before the Imperium really went full nutso with the Creed.

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Which lends symbolic weight to most methods of combating the warp because you are CLAD IN AN AEGIS OF CONTEMPT AND BEAR THE BLADE OF FAITH AND FURY

bright fulcrum
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Oh ok now I get it

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So basically guns can stillnwork but it takes more shots for them and more time to put them down

full bane
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Any weapon works against daemons, its the intent which matters.

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The main time you see the resistance to guns thing is in Know No Fear and other early Horus Heresy novels.

bright fulcrum
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And I was told depends on the type of daemon your fighting to

full bane
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Where Humanity is still under the Imperial Truth and denying the existence of daemons and religious stuff.

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But the Grey Knights, the primary daemonhunters, use both blade and bolt when fighting daemons.

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Of course they bless their bolts in the blood of martyrs and the tears of saints, and infuse their psi-cannon rounds with psychic might and scribe ritual script on them.

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A tertio of solar auxilia firing blast-charged rounds into a horde of oncoming daemons might be able to stem the tide, but so could a single faithful guardsman with his last belt of heavy stubber ammo and a prayer to the emperor on his lips, firing wildly from the gate of the last shrine on the planet.

bright fulcrum
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Ah huh also to ask a different question would scab ragers be technically considered devotees for khorne since not only there called ragers but they also attack you in brutal melee with a wrathful bloodlust?

steady sparrow
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how much do you think you'd have to dumb down a power weapon so that an ogryn could use it

spark relic
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powerfist

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funny glowing glove

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unleashes power when you hit something, doesn't need to be activated

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Just make sure they don't scratch themselves too aggressively or something

alpine minnow
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thats true

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@alpine minnow

spark relic
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Why'd you ping yourself homie

scenic sun
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^

scenic sun
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Just cause you do something a god aproves doesn't mean you kneel to said god a worship it like a mad man

spark relic
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With the same logic shedding any blood in combat at all is worshipping Khorne, If you pray to a god that god is your patron, even if you do things that other gods would approve of

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Such as torture (slaanesh) or lying (tzeench)

barren tapir
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Well, i was reading some lore about the Votann, and damn, lots of points are nearly exact copy of my headcanon for my forge world lol...
It isn't a bad thing, since the Votann lore kinda make my fanmade forge world less lore breaking than before, but it is kinda sad that now people will think i took inspiration from the Leagues, when i simply went with my personal takes years ago...

bright fulcrum
prime tapir
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The black ragers are devoted to chaos undivided.

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Some of them probably lean khorne.

barren tapir
prime tapir
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Same goes for the mercenary shooters. (Brown ish)

barren tapir
prime tapir
spark relic
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The star of Chaos is just a general symbol of Chaos

barren tapir
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That is not a indication of chaos undivided mind you

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If we go by the name they have in game they are dregs, which are the cultists of admontion, which are all nurgle followers

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Scabs too are nurgle followers, but are renegade guards instead of being just random cultists

prime tapir
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If someone wants to take a closer look at them in the meat grinder their aesthetic profile is distinctly different from the nurgle units.

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But I’m at work sadly

celest dome
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It is still somewhat true to say that the Scab aren't Nurglite themed. But they still are narratively

barren tapir
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Well, i have no need to take a look, i have the words of the devs and the blogs that state that all are nurgle followers

prime tapir
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Alrighty

barren tapir
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Some old time cultists so very influenced, others are new cultists so less influenced yet

celest dome
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Might be to later move them toward a more Chaos Undivided approach (and make other cults appear) but atm they are Nurglite as they come

barren tapir
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Oh, and the mercenary is not a mercenary but a dreg gunner, which mean they don't have armour or hotshot lasgun because their cult couldn't get any, unlike the scab gunners that were probably the elite of the moebian sixth

celest dome
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Dreg Gunner do have Nurglite symbol iirc

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In addition to the general pox and rust

storm jungle
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Every enemy in the game has nurgle's sigils etched into their body or armor

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Not every nurgle worshipper has to be a green armored gung-ho person like the Death Guard more or less

celest dome
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Is Chainsaw Man currently here ? I think he did some posts about all the symbols and such

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That he found

storm jungle
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The symbols dont mean anything

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They are just Dark Tongue runes

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they are universal chaos language stuff

celest dome
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Sure, but I think he found some Nurglite symbol too (Though he he saw something close to a Slaaneshi symbol too but that was mostly a purity seal that was taken of

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In the Scab

storm jungle
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Yeah thats on the scab gunner

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But people also assume the guys are Undivided when pretty much any chaos-person™️ has the chaos star on their armor/belongings even when serving another god

scenic sun
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Yeah

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In the lore it is said chaos barely pays attention to real space, so it is entirely possible to be a nurgle follower while not being a complete green goo of disease

storm jungle
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Yeah this too

scenic sun
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To get nurgle's gift, that means this insurrection did some real damage which, it did. They can summon beats and daemonhosts, they are not fucking arround

storm jungle
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The cult is a lot more visibly infected, the traitor guard meanwhile just look "freshly" rotten with missing noses and looking like decaying corpses

scenic sun
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I'm a bit mad how games and GW even only showcase chaos cults in the latter "war" stage of plans when they are fully corrupted

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Not on the early stages where corruption is minimal if even a thing and the cult is just learning about chaos

storm jungle
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Yeah its mostly done to differentiate them visually from other chaos factions

scenic sun
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Fair enough

storm jungle
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Yeee its a fair point you make tho

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its just that GW makes minis before any lore thing and then adds that later KEK

scenic sun
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Dark souls syndrome

mighty snow
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So I don't know a lot about the lore the fact that Commisar Yarrik is dead is kind of a big deal, right?

scenic sun
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like if General Patton died mid ww2, or mac arthur

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yes, it is important

mighty snow
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So, are the green skins gonna do something about Ol' Bale eye's death?

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Because that's a speculation I heard a couple of times

barren tapir
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We don't even know for sure he is ded

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And people are already making so many theories about how orks are gonna react

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If they ever are gonna heard about it

mighty snow
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As I said, don't know too much about the lore

barren tapir
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Oh, it isn't you i was referring to... Other people that like to jump to conclusions too damn fast

scenic sun
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that for sure

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pretty sure GW basically confirmed he kicked it, but from there who knows?

barren tapir
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Nah, GW actually made it less obvious it died... They directly stated that it wouldn't be the first time he was declared dead or that it might have been a propaganda thing like with calgar on vigilus

storm jungle
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Yeah I posted the entry from the codex here

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Its basically written like a propaganda report that REALLY doesnt want to reveal how Yarrick died but they are obviously covering it up

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DE GLORIA YARRICK

Being the [REDACTED] file of [REDACTED] issued to officers in the [REDACTED] war zone. The following document is to be disseminated to all ranks. Receiving and understand the following testimony issued by the Divisio Mortis of the Officio Prefectus is compulsory. Your Commissar will shortly disperse the expanded, approved version for senior officers. Yours with fealty, [REDACTED].


>> Gravitas maximus, Ministorum sub-amenda.

Know you, all, that the Bell of Lost Souls has rung this chromosegment, for the loss of a great hero of the Astra Militarum is a loss to humanity.

Know you, all, that the Hero of Hades Hive, the Most Glorious and Righteous Commissar Yarrick, S. , was the Savior of Armageddon during the First War, Traitors' words did he heed not; unmasked was the planet's heretic governor. When a xenos beast the size of Hades itself dared take the Commissar's arm did the noble duelist cleave the creature's head in twain and take the war prize of his own. And were the xenos driven to flee.

Know you, all, that at in the fame of the Orks' return during the Second War did Commissar Yarrick sally forth once more to Armageddon. There did he bestride the ash like a giant. No xenos ploy escaped his gaze, soldier-true forgot his duty. And did the Beast flee once more.

Know you, all, that when war once more rattled  its sabre, when base creatures blew the brazen-horn of conflict, did Commissar Yarrick, unfettered by fear, march again in the Emperor's service.

Know you, all, that the God Emperor, in His infinite and manifest wisdom has decreed that at last may his loyal servant lay down his physical weapons, for such mundane duties are beyond him. Now is the servant's task created anew, the fire of his soul flaring like the heart of Sol. Now does the God-Emperor charge him at his side, to enter the greater war - for such is he now made ready.

Operation report Mun/Pre-II4 882// Posession, trade and solicitation of memento mori [osseus or otherwise] is hereby forbidden amongst all ranks. Ministorum exemptions apply. 9092xx
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Its...

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very sus

scenic sun
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damm

scenic sun
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love how all lore is always sent to us as in universe explanations

scenic sun
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i hate you servitor

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question for the tyranid experts: Do lower lifeforms like gaunts retreat like animals when injured if no synapse creatures are arround to control them?

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or said synapse creature got killed?

full bane
scenic sun
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do they flee too like animals when shot or do they not have self-preservation even when outside the control of the hive mind?

drowsy pecan
spark relic
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They won't flee but they will behave in the same way a wounded predator would

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Stalk it's prey and attack when it judges it has the best chance of victory

full bane
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Depends on the Tyranid.

scenic sun
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We're talking gaunts

full bane
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Each one behaves like a different animal.

scenic sun
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hormogaunts to be exact

vivid turtle
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so how strong is a daemonhost supposed to actually be

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in comparison to say, a space marine

scenic sun
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aren't they the basic infantry in a nutshell?

scenic sun
vivid turtle
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i see

spark relic
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Daemonhosts very in strength depending on the daemon and the spells binding them

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Yeah, what Joe said

full bane
# scenic sun hormogaunts to be exact

Hormogaunts are aggressive and feed oriented. They pursue and chase down wounded foes and avoid big threats.
Meanwhile Termagaunts use to roll on the lurk chart, they'd skitter around and run away if not in synapse.

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Possibly coming back to lurk on the edges

scenic sun
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termas are the ones that use guns right?

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well... "guns"

mossy mortar
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Yes

mossy mortar
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Similar in range to inquisitorial henchman or veteran space marine typically

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Since those are other characters from the game they were introduced in

somber harness
#

Do we know what ordo our inquisitor is part of

scenic sun
#

hereticus*

#

is it posible then that termagaunts and other types of gaunts make their own little "hive" if cutoff from the mind?

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or do they just rip eachother?

weak fossil
#

Given the state of Tertium, could be Ordo Malleus

weak fossil
#

Ordo Hereticus probably have their hands full with all the new wild psykers that have popped up since the cicatrix maledicutm tore the galaxy in half

somber harness
#

I couldnt decide between them two

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Leaning more to malleus

weak fossil
weak fossil
storm jungle
somber harness
#

ah?

storm jungle
#

It is among many voicelines you wouldnt hear unless you were a no-life like me playing the game constantly 💀

barren tapir
#

It make no sense to be malleus lol, too few demons

somber harness
weak fossil
barren tapir
#

What if malleus doesn't show up because all is within hereticus influence zone?

storm jungle
barren tapir
#

Also, why so many people like so much malleus?

somber harness
#

i like hereticus more'

storm jungle
# somber harness What do they say

The ogryn asks the "Is Emperor Man or God?" thing, but I had a full Level 30 team with me so by that point they would all be considered Acolytes™️

And the Veteran goes, "Careful big man, we are Ordo Hereticus agents now. Asking questions like that could get you shot."

#

as Fatshark said in an interview the dialogue changes as your character levels up

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which is ACTUALLY in the game surprisingly

barren tapir
#

Surprised gasp

weak fossil
barren tapir
#

Hereticus deal with chaos too

#

In fact it is their duty to crush all chaos cults

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Malleus is for heavy daemonic invasions

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Not cults

#

Hell, hereticus was formed to keep an eye on cults not psykers

#

Psykers are dealt with by the adeptus astra telpathica

weak fossil
#

Sure, crush the cults, but that's before the eyes of the chaos gods have actually reached them, and daemonic manifestations are present. Mostly they're there to search for psykers and put them on the black ships to feed the corpse god for another day

barren tapir
#

No, that is not what hereticus do

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Hereticus manage all the things that deal with chaos cults

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Even demons or demonhost

#

As long there are no super big chaos portals malleus isn't concerned

#

And again, the ones that hunt psykers is the astra telepathica

weak fossil
#

Alright, thanks, my mistake

barren tapir
#

Although originally concerned with monitoring the Ecclesiarchy, the Ordo Hereticus has expanded its jurisdiction to encompass the other internal threats to the Imperium: witches, mutants, heretics, psykers, traitors and other deviants among mankind. Hereticus Inquisitors are the most feared members of the Inquisition, as their focus is on Mankind itself.

weak fossil
#

Malleus is just there for actually dealing with open warp portals on a planet then? That's an entire wing of the Inquisition? I guess the galaxy is a big place.

#

I need to stop using the word 'literally' so much.

barren tapir
#

Malleus was once the only ordo present, and was meant to deal with daemonic incusrions yeah, then other bad things happened and other ordos were created, the war of the beast and the threat that orks posed at the time made so that the ordo xenos was created to deal with xenos specifically, and the age of apostasy with goge vandire was the reason to the creation of the ordo hereticus... Of course some time the zones of actions of those three ordo overlap

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And yes, the galaxy is a really big place, and not even fully charted or accessible too

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After the formation of the great rift the ordo most busy is malleus, since now they don't really have to exactly guess where demons are

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But tbf all ordos are busy right now

weak fossil
#

I'm kind of hoping the Moebian Domain is near that barely-traversible warp route to the halo stars, making Tertium important because it's a jump point to that region. Get some super heretical dark age tech that FatShark can let their animators go wild on at some point.

celest dome
#

Wasn't it that before they made the Ordo the Inquisition dealt with what ever they wanted and then Malleus formed because they had to specialise a part of their forces ? So they still had people working as Inquisitor against Xenos before the Ordo Xenos but not in name ?

weak fossil
#

I suppose it would put it on the bad side of the rift with respect to the astronomicon, but people seem to be scraping by there for now

weak fossil
barren tapir
#

The moebian domain is roughly in the north-west part of the segmentum solar

deft sedge
weak fossil
#

Near Hydraphur?

barren tapir
barren tapir
weak fossil
#

Awesome

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I heard that some of the halo devices didn't subsume the user, and just kept them happy in their prime indefinitely. I wonder how many of the high lords are rocking one of those heretical devices.

scenic sun
#

honestly

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am i the only one that likes ordo xenos the most?

celest dome
#

I kinda prefer Xenos, because they often use Xenos weaponries to dab on their enemy

still pecan
#

So dumb question, are both scabs and dregs nurgle aligned or are we fighting non nurgle enemies too all this time?

weak fossil
#

I'm not sure about that last bit, they just seem very agile, teleporty, and not very pustulent to be nurgle daemons infesting the host.

weak fossil
#

Yeah, everything other than the daemonhosts is nurgle

still pecan
weak fossil
#

Nah, yarrick was going to be an ork daemonhost, and they killed him off 😦

still pecan
#

I like the steel legion because of their mechanized infantry theme so it hurts
Also screw the space wolves

weak fossil
#

gonna be a weird time if fatshark decides to represent the other chaos gods in darktide. OK, we have khorne, faster, more aggressive. We have Tzeetch, more teleporty with unpleasant magic effects... anyone else? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

barren tapir
deft sedge
dusk patrol
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Tbh I think it’s more likely than other race options

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It’d probably be less work

#

GSC or Orks are the other two obvious options and I think they’ve said things which imply GSC is unlikely due to it having been done a lot

still pecan
#

Wait, what no genestealers?
Honestly i thought they would be the next enemy if they ever add more

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But Orks are always welcome

weak fossil
#

Orks are great, but we kind of already have them as the Ogryn

deft sedge
#

man honestly I could see them doing beastmen again

mystic geyser
#

Slander

dusk patrol
#

They didn’t confirm anything they just said stuff which implied they’re less likely due to having been done already in games like Space Hulk: Deathwing

rose thorn
#

Did someone say genestealer cults?

mystic geyser
#

Beastman would be a player character

deft sedge
#

imperial beastman

mystic geyser
#

Unless Tzeeentch get involved

deft sedge
#

make it happen

still pecan
#

Skaven in space

dusk patrol
#

I think swapping the allegiance of the cultists and adding more factions that way is more likely though

mystic geyser
#

We don't talk about Hrud

deft sedge
#

it's stupid that tzaangors are named that but nurgle's are pestigors
they should be "Nurglors"

dusk patrol
#

They could reuse animations and just have to make new skins for the adds

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Change a few behaviors

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Maybe add some new elites and specials

deft sedge
#

hard R

weak fossil
#

If the Moebian Domain is right next to the warp corridor to the halo stars, we could have some very poorly documented, extremely heretical abominations to fight coming from a space hulk that is the conglomeration of many of the ships that tried to make the return-journey traverse and failed, after a few hundred years, and people wearing the halo devices

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That'd be... I don't know, thematically decent.

mystic geyser
#

I doubt they'll allow a non 40k faction , as cool as it would be. They've been pretty restrained on that front

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(Though the Maulers are completely new)

deft sedge
dusk patrol
#

We don’t know where the Moebian domain is

dusk patrol
mystic geyser
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Nah I'm talking horrors from beyond the halo stars

deft sedge
#

that's more than other things which are in 40k

dusk patrol
#

They have like one model

deft sedge
#

you wrong bro

mystic geyser
#

I wiped those from my mind

celest dome
barren tapir
dusk patrol
#

That’s still not a lot to make a whole faction off

celest dome
#

There is also Ghor Half Horn

deft sedge
#

yes

dusk patrol
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I could see a special

deft sedge
#

there is also him

#

he is sweet

weak fossil
deft sedge
#

got a lil cigar

#

these are kitbashes but sweet

dusk patrol
celest dome
deft sedge
#

wonder how they did the backwards legs

dusk patrol
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Probably for Khorne

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But a whole faction is a stretch

celest dome
dusk patrol
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Especially considering everyone fucking hated beastmen in VT

deft sedge
#

everyone hated weaves too and they went hard on that

still pecan
deft sedge
#

sad really

dusk patrol
celest dome
mystic geyser
#

There's a bunch of lore in the dev blog

dusk patrol
celest dome
shadow plover
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in the Luetin lore video in cooperation with Fatshark prior launch I think he said the sector is in galactic north west, so close to cadia and all that jazz

weak fossil
mystic geyser
#

(None of which jumps out in the game, but is there if you listen)

dusk patrol
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I’m not saying it doesn’t make sense for it to be near the Halo Stars either I’m just questioning where people are getting that info

dusk patrol
weak fossil
mystic geyser
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I swear I heard one voice line reference the sector, and it wasn't one I recognised, but I didn't note it down

dusk patrol
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I got no clue that’s why I’m asking

weak fossil
celest dome
celest dome
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Or BDSM

dusk patrol
#

Slaanesh is easy to do without just making it “boobies!”

mystic geyser
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But it helps

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😂

celest dome
#

It help if you want to attract a certain kind of player base

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Other wise not so much

mystic geyser
#

Tbf I already feel pretty abused by mutants, hounds, trappers and the beast.

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Don't want worse

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Slaanesh hasn't really got much in 40k outside of marines I can think of

#

Not as developed as nurgle or tzeentch

#

Like ofc you can have different colour cultists..

weak fossil
#

Nobody really wants that. The game is pretty great as it is. They have ample opportunity to build great stories off the setting they've made. It'll be fine.

deft sedge
celest dome
#

Did the Emperor's Children already get their special Codex ?

deft sedge
#

i mean, shittier, not going to argue with that

mystic geyser
#

Nah

deft sedge
mystic geyser
#

Well we only have One daemon in the game so far

#

So filling out nurgle makes more sense

celest dome
#

Technically 3

#

Beast, Tree and the corruptors

#

Forgot the name of the tree though

dusk patrol
#

Daemonhost might as well count

celest dome
#

Now would the Poxwalker count ?

dusk patrol
#

It’s not 100% the same but like

deft sedge
#

slaanesh you can do in video games, Total War's proved it

#

they made them more androgyne

celest dome
#

Plaguebeaerer would be a good Elite for the Dreg, taking the place of the Scab Mauler

mystic geyser
#

Daemonettes could work as a tide enemy... but you couldn't do the temptation aspect of them well... difficult

celest dome
#

You don't need it

dusk patrol
#

Daemonettes would have to be a special or elite

celest dome
#

Same as you don't need the Plague aura that Plaguebearer or other Daemon have

weak fossil
dusk patrol
#

Yeah

celest dome
#

It's gameplay > lore, but with important lore

mystic geyser
#

Beast of Nurgle is a classic daemon

#

Everyone who sees one will eventually be executed, sorry.

#

Maybe mind wiped if you are lucky.

#

And after every mind wipe you wake up in a jail cell...

dusk patrol
#

Realistically our dudes should all be dead after fighting a beast of Nurgle

#

It’s a vidya game at the end of the day

weak fossil
mystic geyser
#

Wait that's how the intro makes sense.. every prisoner is given the same memories in the psykanium

dusk patrol
#

I doubt in “canon” our dudes are actually fighting the massive hordes we do of traitor guardsmen and cultists

mystic geyser
#

How else could all these prisoners have saved the same person at the same time

deft sedge
#

or the happy part

#

sadly

mystic geyser
#

"I think it vants to play"

celest dome
dusk patrol
#

They do the despair part

deft sedge
#

lol

timid ferry
#

Realistically, our characters should have died right out the gate. Only the Ogryn and psyker would really stand a chance (and would probably die before getting to the halfway point)

celest dome
#

The Poxwalkers sometime ask you to help them

ruby sparrow
#

40k lore question. Do the commisars of krieg guardsmen regiments actually hold the krieg lads back from ungabungaing too hard

dusk patrol
#

No

#

Thats memelore

celest dome
#

More of a meme

mystic geyser
#

Easiet job in the guard

ruby sparrow
#

Huh

mystic geyser
#

Unlike the poor Catachan commisars

dusk patrol
#

They actually shot their commissars and retreated during a very tough charge on Vraks

celest dome
#

The Krieg are well disciplined and wouldn't waste men for nothing

weak fossil
vast frigate
barren tapir
#

AH AH! Found a reliable source about eh place of the moebian domain

signal bramble
signal bramble
#

I chose the highly trained super religious guardian on the shrine world who questioned his superiors for being too greedy and got jailed. Since I chose the super zealous judge voice pack it works. XD

vast frigate
#

🙏

mystic geyser
#

"Corpse Starch taste funny"

  • straight to space jail
timid ferry
#

Zealot: “The Emperor smiles upon the frugal” High ranking priest: “Indeed! So live life frugally from a cell!”

barren tapir
signal bramble
mystic geyser
#

I was about to check my heresy map, but then remembered Munda has been moved...

barren tapir
#

Now, if we do that we end up relatively near hydraphur

mystic geyser
#

Ah yeah

timid ferry
mystic geyser
#

Renamed.. Angelis?

barren tapir
#

It was called ulanor before

signal bramble
#

Behold. All the difficulty 4 (Heresy missions) are gone. We’ve wiped out all heresy, we really are the warhammer 40k.

mystic geyser
#

I mean Necromunda

barren tapir
mystic geyser
#

Araneus Prime..

barren tapir
#

Yes

ruby sparrow
#

We did it boys. Heresy is no more

dusk patrol
barren tapir
dusk patrol
#

So it’s near Agripina

signal bramble
barren tapir
dusk patrol
#

If you trace it with a line it could be that or Obscurus

weak fossil
barren tapir
#

We know it is within the segmentum solar by the Luetin video

dusk patrol
#

That makes it even weirder that it’s being ignored but oh well

mystic geyser
#

So makes sense Cadians ending up there

barren tapir
#

On some maps Necromunda is slightly more on the right, so it end more close to hydraphur, of course close in galactic scale

mystic geyser
#

What are the other planets ?

dusk patrol
#

Made up

timid ferry
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dusk patrol
#

For the purposes of the game

barren tapir
dusk patrol
#

They’re within the Domain

dusk patrol
weak fossil
dusk patrol
#

The way it’s implied in game is there’s no one to call

barren tapir
dusk patrol
#

On thing worth noting, I’m not sure Hedge is being serious with the statement

weak fossil
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I mean, you draw a line from necromunda through sol to the equidistant point, it's pretty close to the warp storms surrounding Cadia

dusk patrol
#

But it’s a rough idea and I’ll take it, idc

signal bramble
#

But then again, another popular trope is some rando with no training or experience ends up in a horrible situation and becomes a badass.

#

It happens in the Catachan Devil novel and sort of in the Dawn of Fire series.

ruby sparrow
#

So i assume autoguns are in the style of traditional assault rifles, lasguns are energy weapons, plasma guns fire plasma hot stuff at the risk of overheating and exploding, bolters shoot high caliber and exploding shots...

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And hellbores are the lasgun equivalent of a fucking musket

deft sedge
#

bolters shoot gyrojet rounds specifically

celest dome
#

Small Rpg

deft sedge
#

lasguns fire las. only make the distinction because there's lots of energy weapons that aren't lasguns

#

like volkite

celest dome
#

Lasers

ruby sparrow
#

Yeh

#

And autoguns are basically just a somewhat better version of modern guns

deft sedge
#

yeah it's a catch all term

#

fire caseless though

ruby sparrow
#

Cool

#

Also what fucking caliber is the revolver in darktide

deft sedge
#

"stupid caliber" haha

#

the agripinaa autogun is 8.25 mm

ruby sparrow
#

Like the revolver blows off goddamn limbs

mystic geyser
#

Satisfying

ruby sparrow
#

Are we sure this isnt an anti material rifle disguised as a revolver

celest dome
#

Is the Revolver a Stubber or an Autogun
Since it's a 2 time Revolver

mystic geyser
#

Can't find much lore on stub guns, but the main point is they are all different

ruby sparrow
#

Stubber

#

Inquisitors giving convicts some fun toys though

celest dome
#

I'm hoping the Ogryn get a Revolver like Heavy Stubber

barren tapir
#

That is not a normal stubber or revolter though

#

That is a goliath hand cannon

celest dome
#

Yes, but in the hand of an Ogryn that would just act as a normal Revolver

ruby sparrow
#

I want a goddamn three shot pepperbox flintlock style gun for vet

#

Just to finnish my harrier du bois drip

trim ridge
#

Just heard someone call Grendyl a vtuber and I'm struggling rn

ruby sparrow
#

The inquisitor...

brittle slate
#

That’s fucking hilarious

deft sedge
#

just learned what a vtuber is

#

wild

full bane
# ruby sparrow Just to finnish my harrier du bois drip

What crime did you get arrested for harry?
"I went on a drunk bender, jumped the platoon's chimera off a bridge and into the Ork encampment, lived amongst them for a week drinking their booze, and obliterated my mind... I led my squad to victory afterwards but they said it was still insubordination"

ruby sparrow
#

Harry would be the type to go in and dismantle a slaaneshi cult but not before getting high off his goddamn ass first.

steady sparrow
#

i still don't know the strength of a space marine compared to a imperial guardsman

#

how many guardsmen would it take to take down a space marine?

#

20? 10 if they're really good at cooperation?

brittle slate
#

One if they're the right one

normal stream
#

How well can you roll your dice?

brittle slate
#

hundreds if they aren't

deft sedge
deft sedge
#

do the Guardsmen have names in this example

#

is the Space Marine a named character

#

if the Space Marine has a name he wins

normal stream
#

I mean, a bunch of kids throwing rocks at a wave serpent blew it up 😂

deft sedge
normal stream
#

Multilaser era

steady sparrow
#

OH SHIT YOU MADE ME REMEMBER HIM

#

i was trying to remember what writer kept writing about everyone using the same weapon

full bane
#

A well trained and experienced marine can solo multiple platoons of guardsmen without breaking a sweat, especially if he has protag power.
At the same time, some nameless schmuck Astartes will eat a lasbolt through the lens of his helmet and into his brain, either killing him or putting him into a sus-ain membrane coma, when faced with a named protagonist guardsman.

normal stream
#

I have a theory he was a chimera spam player who was upset that his multilasers were pretty lackluster

#

Back when 40k was parking lots

storm jungle
#

It legit takes some talent being the only BL writer in 30 years since 40k was made to actually get the boot.

deft sedge
storm jungle
#

Though I know there is examples of BL writers being tired of the studio and leaving too but not the same thing prob

deft sedge
normal stream
normal stream
steady sparrow
#

i'm trying to answer the space marine question analytically
which is borderline impossible to do it in an universe as inconsistent as this one

storm jungle
normal stream
steady sparrow
#

how many shots do you believe it takes to take down a space marine

deft sedge
#

CS Goto writes technical manuals for microwaves now

steady sparrow
#

lasgun shots

normal stream
#

Guardsmen hit on 4+ right? Lasgun wounds on 5+ (vs T4)?

#

SM are 3+ 2W?

deft sedge
#

I bought a microwave last week and it said plain as day
"press main button to engage multilasers and Wave Serpent your food to the correct temperature"

brittle slate
#

they still do one offs

#

but seem to be generally pissed at management

deft sedge
#

it must suck ass to write for BL

full bane
storm jungle
#

like

#

I forgot who it was but uh

#

one author posted every rejected book idea on twitter for a single like/retweet

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holy fuck there was A LOT

deft sedge
#

i can imagine, you gotta write the most boilerplate trite ass stories

#

and you have to read their lore bible which you know has to be ridiculous

brittle slate
#

and remember: space marine is money

deft sedge
#

and you gotta throw everything in front of the suits for endless revisions

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and you probably get paid dick

storm jungle
#

Its also because unless you are a part of the Old Guard like Gav or Abnett you are going to get bossed around A LOT.

And have your work edited to oblivion with proofreaders and whatnot.

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Also half the books you write are impossible to tell how they did

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because GW sites have no review options

deft sedge
#

also they make them sign NDA

storm jungle
#

so its entirely down to sales etc

deft sedge
#

which sucks ass for your CV

brittle slate
#

no credit

#

just like their modelers

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

the modelers is because uh

#

people harassed Ward so much back in the day that they entirely removed a large chunk of codex credits

#

So you cant pick a target/person that worked on it to harp about it

deft sedge
#

damn Ward

#

thanks Obama

#

he's not responsible for this but I still will blame it on him retroactively because Ultramarines

full bane
#

He is however responsible for Kerilian.

storm jungle
#

Oh shut up, Kerillian is fine.

#

Stop being upset because an elf bad-talked you KEK

full bane
ruby sparrow
#

Honestly harrier du bous in wh 40k might be accurately portrayed as a psyker

deft sedge
#

I do like that Kerillian is scottish. all they need is to make her a skag addict

full bane
storm jungle
#

Sus

full bane
#

Just pointing out that Ward's contributions aren't all cringe.

deft sedge
#

"where's me giro, sub us then mate" - Kerillian

storm jungle
#

people always are shocked when someone tells them Ward wrote like all the plot/dialogue for VT1-2

#

its liek

#

yes

#

he is a good writer

full bane
#

And Battlefleet Gothic Armada too.

storm jungle
#

Yeah he was just a nerd at the time

ruby sparrow
#

Ward good he just eept

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Eepy

deft sedge
#

sad

#

battlefleet gothic needs more rep it's cool as hell

full bane
#

The rumor was that the Space Marine codex he did was meant to be an Ultramarines codex for the previous edition. Hence the intense fixation of Ultramarines and the Codex Astartes.

ruby sparrow
#

Also uh, honestly in wh40k harrier might just fall under a radical inquisitor.

deft sedge
#

people talk about the Ultramarines codex but his true sin was the 7e Daemons codex for WHFB

steady sparrow
#

what is a nova cannon

deft sedge
#

makes go boom

full bane
#

And ADB mentioned on his reddit account that most of Ward's perceived failures weren't entirely the fault of his own writing but also the decrees from upper management.

steady sparrow
#

that i know

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i mean the details

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or as much details as you can get on a futuristic nonexistent gun

deft sedge
#

it looks like this

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it shoots different stuff

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plasma, gravity, warp rifts

barren tapir
#

Pretty sure that that is a lance, not a nova cannon

steady sparrow
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that photo is from 1d4chan's article in the nova cannon

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if it is it ain't sauce's mistake

deft sedge
barren tapir
#

👍🏻

deft sedge
#

you can tell it's a nova by the greeblies on the side

barren tapir
#

I expected to be a bit more bulkier, since they shoot big explosives

deft sedge
steady sparrow
full bane
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Ah Nova Cannons, the reason why we don't have range "guess" anymore.

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Well one of them anyway

ruby sparrow
#

Do inquisitors also function as detectives to some extent or am i just eepy

deft sedge
#

yes

full bane
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They do.

deft sedge
#

like in Eisenhorn or Ravenor novels

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they're looking for a spooky mystery

steady sparrow
#

making them space detectives lets you make detective novels in 40k

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that's cool if you ask me

deft sedge
#

inquisitor is like a mix of, well, an inquisitor, a noir detective, and the travelling judges from the Holy Roman Empire

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and some degree of Batman

rose thorn
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im so excited for the cypher book!

brittle slate
dusk patrol
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Sometimes they’re right but it’s still a bad plan

brittle slate
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it's that thing on the front

deft sedge
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only get your lore from your finest lore decanters

dusk patrol
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More like almost any source but the cringe that is 1d4chan

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It’s like lore sewage

deft sedge
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that's why you should go to #40k-lore-chat in the Darktide Official Discord

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that's where all the real lore is kept

ruby sparrow
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How much shit can an inquisitor get away with as long as they get the job done?

dusk patrol
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I’d rather people link some random forum page than 1d4chan

ruby sparrow
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Ie in terms of behaviour

deft sedge
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basically there's always a bigger fish

dusk patrol
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Generally though going full heretic doesn’t end well

mystic geyser
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@ruby sparrow like a lot. Usually you have to fuck up a lot before other Inquisitors notice

ruby sparrow
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Like if an inquisitor snorts crack in a slaaneshi cult den before taking out the cult...

deft sedge
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you don't snort crack

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lmfao

mystic geyser
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Though you might get Witch Hunters after you

ruby sparrow
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Er snorts cocaine

deft sedge
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everyone look this guy's never smoked crack before

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what are you some kind of success

steady sparrow
storm jungle
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The golden rule of being an Inquisitor that deals with other Inquisitors in fear of being ousted/executed is:

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ALWAYS have an excuse

deft sedge
ruby sparrow
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So as long as the inquisitor doesnt fuck up way too hard or go too heretic or get reported they can get away with a lot as long as you have a reason

dusk patrol
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And the golden rule for almost all open ended 40k questions: It depends

deft sedge
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when he was about to get Performance Reviewed

dusk patrol
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It’s always it depends

storm jungle
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or as Eternal says they will say you are a fuck up at the smallest mistake

ruby sparrow
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So a harrier du bois type inquisitor could actually exist

deft sedge
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no because he is a licensed property of ZA/UM

ruby sparrow
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I mean in terms of behaviour

deft sedge
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unfortunately the one thing that is very not ok ever in Warhammer is licensed media

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the Inquisition will splat your ass for that

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that's why you never see Darth Vader in there either

mystic geyser
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The one rule that can't be broken, even by the Inquisition

ruby sparrow
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Like "hes constantly drunk, hes often high, but he gets the job done"

mystic geyser
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Been a long time since the likes of Inquisitor obiwan sherlock clousseau

celest dome
deft sedge
dusk patrol
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Does he though?

ruby sparrow
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The ordo redactus will neither confirm or deny the existance of that inquisitor

mystic geyser
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I think we can safely put him in the no longer Canon box...

deft sedge
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inspector gadget is 40k

mystic geyser
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Though things sometimes slip back out. Like the half eldar ultramarine, came back as an eldar ambassador to the ultramarines

ruby sparrow
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Also "sussus-amogus" isnt blocked by the games name filter

storm jungle
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Less Ultramarines more just Guilliman

ruby sparrow
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Just sneaking that in here

storm jungle
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because he has enough braincells to actually talk to smart people that arent just humans

deft sedge
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i preferred guilliman when all he did was write the Space Book

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i don't like all this resurrected guilliman malarkey

mystic geyser
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It'll be a bold Black Library author that brings Inquisitor Closseu back

dusk patrol
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I preferred 40k back when it was Rogue Trader

mystic geyser
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Maybe that's Grendyls real name

ruby sparrow
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"Sir why havent the ultramarines moved their forces" "Because theyre arguing over the codex astartes" "Sir, its been a karking month"

ruby sparrow
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Its like having a dnd session and the entire session being derailed by someone trying to use a bag of ball bearings and the catapult spell as a fuckin shotgun

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"The codex RAW does not support this action"

signal bramble
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My paladin once made a drunk man sober using the cure poison ability.

ruby sparrow
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Also speaking of warhammer fantasy is the joke about stirland that theyre bri'ish

minor bluff
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My bard once managed to seduce a damn plant

ruby sparrow
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That theyre british

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Is that the joke

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Whats the deal with stirland

deft sedge
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what

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sir are you ok

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do not redeem

ruby sparrow
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Aeugh

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No seriously whats the deal with stirland in wh fantasy

deft sedge
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no seriously, what are you asking

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stirland is a spooky backwater

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its got vampires in it

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its not based on Britain

ruby sparrow
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Oh ok. Its just spooky backwater with vampires. Phew. I was worried that they might be briish

deft sedge
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if anything it’s transylvania or maybe hungary

ruby sparrow
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Good

deft sedge
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probably a little bohemia in there too

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w the yellow

ruby sparrow
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Look i had a shitty sleep last night. And the night before

dusk patrol
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You can just google this stuff you know

crisp heath
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At times I kinda wish kruber and saltzpyre had had vaguely german accents instead of vaguely british ones

ruby sparrow
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Fair point

deft sedge
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everyone should have had edinburgh or glesgie accents

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proper jambo cunts

rose thorn
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whos a character that you hope gets more lore in warhamemr?

dusk patrol
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I don’t think it matters since most won’t exist in the new stuff

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And idc about the Elgi

fresh trout
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Wait huh?

dusk patrol
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They already got enough

dusk patrol
fresh trout
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Ah, I see. Didn't know the context. Thanks.

rose thorn
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tbh i want Illuminor Szeras to get a book

dusk patrol
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Oh you mean 40k

rose thorn
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yeah

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i mean in AOS/fantasy too

dusk patrol
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Typhus, Imotekh, Iron Hands, Raven Guard

rose thorn
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but im still learning that and idk much about them

dusk patrol
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Mordian Iron Guard

rose thorn
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OH Yeah i lvoe typhus in the luther book, i wann a learn more about him

dusk patrol
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It is weird he doesn’t have a book

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All the other big four champions have one

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Or multiple in the case of Kharn and Ahriman

rose thorn
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he has a short story or 2

dusk patrol
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He mostly appears in other stories

rose thorn
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i just looked hjim up lmao and he looks like chaos warrior but green

deft sedge
rose thorn
dusk patrol
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He’s fun

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His Lords of Silence appearance is great

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He also goes on a tear during uh

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Whatever was before Godblight

ruby sparrow
spark relic
ruby sparrow
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Is that an official website

dusk patrol
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Yeah

rose thorn
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tbh i have no clue how you would write a deathguard book post HH

dusk patrol
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He has a scene

ruby sparrow
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Thats not a shitpost

dusk patrol
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Well read Lords of Silence

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And you’ll see how

ruby sparrow
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That up there is an official website right

spark relic
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LoS is a great book you should read it NOW

dusk patrol
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They do a lot of those

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They’re jokes

ruby sparrow
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Still funny

dusk patrol
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It do be

rose thorn
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god its so good

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i love the falllen/order/ waht ever50 nick names they have

ruby sparrow
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Peak bureaucracy

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Also do necron have stupidly long lists of titles like setra (tomb king)

deft sedge
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yeah some

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there is a settra expy in 40k

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lord hasmoteph

ruby sparrow
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Yeee

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Also yeah these articles are gold

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"They have abhorrent posture"

deft sedge
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oldcrons

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so good

ruby sparrow
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This is shitpost tier shitty propoganda

signal bramble
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There’s also some bits in the uplifting primer that ork muscles are just for show and a bayonet to the neck will take them out ez.

ruby sparrow
meager zinc
ruby sparrow
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This one got me grinning

meager zinc
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Whos making these?

ruby sparrow
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That website has em

signal bramble
ruby sparrow
meager zinc
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These are great

dusk patrol
signal bramble
dusk patrol
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There’s one of how to tell a traitor vs loyalist marine

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Which is amusing

ruby sparrow
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The cadia one is just

meager zinc
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Man being an oldhead, seeing the term "shitpost" change into what it is now is still weird lolll

ruby sparrow
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"Free of military sprawl, its more spread out, no xenos presence, easier commute to the eye pf terror"

meager zinc
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Hahaaha that ones good

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Any black crusade report: IT xxxx WAS xxxxxxx STOPPED xxxxxxxx.

ruby sparrow
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"Every one of us is doomed to damnation" being sloppily redacted. The redaction is so sloppy you can make out parts of it