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well sooner or later we will see some of the big guys from the moebian sixth
I don't think we will see set characters that can die
At most I could see them introduce a named Daemon since we could kill it multiple times
Otherwise I wish we could have enemy commanders that would talk to us on the comms, like intercepting comms from Zolla/Morrow/Hadron...
well i certainly hope we will be able to fight em, vermintide did add some named bosses aside from the ones that like spawned in
Well VT2 is set around a story, and all the missions are done only once (In the narrative)
i agree VT2's mission structure and story is certainly more well set up, not sure abouyt that at launch, but yeah
I'll be honest I maxed out characters in VT2 and DT without paying any attention to the plot
In this current case, we aren't doing the same missions so we wouldn't be able to kill the same enemy twice or more
Tide games are always game play 1st, story 2nd
With the amount of captains killed by assassination missions either it was more than one reigment or it was a regiment made only by captains lol
lol i actually started listing down the names...stopped counting when i got over like 7 dif captain names
The captains are all vat-grown obviously
🧠
"Cap'n, its 2pm, time for another group of rejects to kill you again."
That would explain why they are that big
: Yes my comrades...
was hoping Wolfer would be one we run into
Nurgle calls, and i will asnwer
Nah, the best chaos entity is the one that still doesn't exist
The captains are replaced as they dies
I LUV GRAND PAPA NURGLE
Yeah from a story perspective that's certainly how I see it playing out
Looking back at all the dead troopers rejects have left behind when reaching the captain
Exactly by who?
I mean, that reigment can have been bigger than usual, but the numbers still doesn't match
Unless they are recruiting new blood
Which would make sense
Yeah I mean its a horde game so either way the number of heretics we kill won't be realistic, but their job was to guard the hive city right? hive cities have like billions of people
and "regiment" isn't a fixed unit size in 40k, some regiments are huge, others are tiny
Chaos is best contained rather than eradicated, for destruction of chaos requires the sacrifice of order.
This post above me is why: We can laugh at our enemies' foolish antics, lest we let them intimidate us instead.
Malal/Malice?
Hi gals and guys, I need an explanation, what's the deal with inverted/upside down buildings and cathedrals on the ceiling in Darktide?
What's the lore rationalization for this, and how is this possible?
They're not upside down per se but rather just built from top to bottom and accessed from through the upper level of the hive
Nurgle is the chaos god of cope
But weren't arches designed as rooftops because of gravity? It can't work inverted.
Is there some trickery to it?
It's to look cool
Damn I hope for some sci-fi, not Glamour
They believe in architectural consistency, as opposed to the barbarism of our current era
There is gravity manipulation
the 40k universe is not for you if you don't like "because it's cool" as an explanation
But nothing specific
Oh yeah but not in the sense that this structure has walkable floor and ceiling because of differing gravitational pulls
I dont even remember any upside down buildings
Gravity manipulation is pretty commonplace overall, since every spaceship has grav plates and inertia damping
Maximizing space
There's like an entire church there
People in them aren’t like, standing upside down
You don't do anything in it it's just a doorway that has a huge elaborate church inside for no reason
I think i found some plasteel on one of the pews but otherwise it's just there for the art guys to show off
Yeah I’m looking forward to more Throneside levels
Throneside is such a cool area
Also if you notice the zombies sre wearing fancy clothes on that level
They have like brocaded gowns and stuff
Yeah
Cool!
The ones in the midhive wear lots of like pleather jackets snd purple puffers and stuff
why we dont have big series about warhammer 40k but we have small series on low budget ones
Snd in the factories they wear a lot of boiler suits with numbers stenciled on the back
it would be cool if they had a mode where you could just explore the levels freely
kinda hard to notice the cool stuff when you're knee deep in bodies
So, the exterior is built inverted because of the gothic style (to be maintained) and space/area management, but inside they are regular buildings with regular gravity (narrow at the bottom/floor, and wide at the top/ceiling).
No gravity manipulation, no sci-fi tricks, just "it's cool".
Is that correct?
Damn not even the rich ppl are safe from 40k horrors huh
won't someone think of the rich?
Probably? But it wouldn't be impossible for them to do it if they wanted
Thanks! :)
Technology in 40k is intentionally inconsistent so they have flying cars and rings that shoot lasers but also candles and dudes on horseback with grenade lances
So like Star Wars rules
it's almost like there's a million worlds spread over the galaxy and advances don't get the chance to propagate very far
Well, advances also get stomped really hard by the imperium
Or hoarded by the Ad. Mech.
There’s honestly a shitton of advances in the Imperium it just takes a little while
The idea of no innovation isn’t super accurate more so it just takes forever for stuff to catch on and like you said the Ad Mech likes their exclusives when it come to building them.
also the imperium is fine with worlds having high technology, the thing that is gatekept is understanding that technology
Book upload time
like you can have a world with flying cars, where the factories churn them out day and night because the servitors do their thing and the workers press the right buttons like they're told, but you aren't allowed to know *how they fly or build them yourself
Anyway carry on
Mainly the "To break with Ritual is to break with Faith" tenet of the AdMech being something that suppresses major technological changes. And whether local patterns, variations, and improvements get accepted really depends on local politics.
Tech advances slowly and at the whim of both religion and bureaucracy in 40k.
The iron kingdom seems intriguing
Has the busiest cover thats for sure 
long awaited Warmachine/40k crossover novel finally coming out
Meh, read the theme of the iron kingdom and i am already disappointed
Nothing more than the imperium going back to a world that survived alone and pretend to strip it of resources for itself, and the imperium expect it to be welcome in doing so
Aaah I just hope Abnett pulls it off with the two The End And The Death books
Very excited
Abnett can halfass it and it'll still sell enough that they'll keep letting him write books
I think he probably appreciates the pressure for those books
when do you have time to chat in a match? 😆
Only when advising people of the best places to perform penances. This was on the mourningstar
Lot of books to buy. Thanks for posting. I forgot this update was today.
No worries
Also that discord avatar is pretty dope @acoustic copper
ty
Imperial Knights are my favorite faction and what got me in to 40k so hearing they're going to the planet of Kamidar, which has a unique knight pattern unlike any other in the lore, is really cool.
I'm a bit tired of novels introducing super seekrit special patterns of things unseen anywhere else tbh. I've read at least 3 that have had previously unknown super-special STC titans that are way better than anything else
40k book plotpoints are usually just mcguffins yeah
Kind same
For a universe/faction that's literally all about STC standardization
Special snowflake stuff existing is very meh
Kamidar has a single unique knight, one of a kind artifact.
And it's not wielding any since heretofore unseen technology, just a different combination of weapons.
The entire point of DAOT is also to just
"Hey we found this dark age mcguffin in the 41st millennium wooo"
yep
I'm not sure how familiar you are with imperial knight patterns though. Knight lore is my specialty.
Most of the knight lore is fairly new.
Yoooooo, look we have found a new way to make a blade for knifes! And boom we have both a world to rule as we see fit
That was one hella development
Knights as we know them came out in... 7th edition iirc? It's not that new.
New in context of the age of the game
tbh they did get an almost complete rewrite from the original Knights
Yep
kind of a shame cos the old knight designs were awesome
It's kinda really jarring when entire sections of lore get rewritten and retconned, hard to keep straight what's what in memory
House Kamidar's unique knight is Incendor. A questoris (medium sized) knight that has a thunderstrike gauntlet (power fist basically on a massive scale) and the triple barreled flamer of a knight valiant (the large pattern).
Anyways, I did like that they properly fleshed out the knight households lore
And properly separated them between Mars-/Terra-aligned
It's pilot was killed in the second gate of bones novel by a single iron warriors space marine that climbed her knight, ripped the cockpit hatch open, and crushed her head like a tomato with his armored hands.
Epic 40k technically. Around 1990.
Hence why I said "knights as we know them."
Their rewrite came with the knights dex though
So, the ironhold protectorare, the knight world of the kamidar house, has been given the ""honour"" to become a crusade hub fortress... I think i'm missing the point of the honour of it though
knights actually weren't around in Epic 40k, they were in the previous version of Epic
so, apparently Servitor Colonies are a thing. A mass of hundreds of servitors combined together in a massive tower.
Are these a common thing, or is it unique?
40k's version of a server farm
Something similar happens in Kingmaker.
Knight worlds don't much appreciate being treated that way.
It does come with a lot of prestige
And potential payouts down the line for favors and the like
Epic Space Marine or Epic Titan Legions right?
One or the other.
That would explain why i don't get it... That is worthless to me most of the time
They first appeared in WD.
back when new races/factions were introduced via WD, like necrons
Not exactly. If it's anything like Kingmaker, the knight worlds (which are used to being relatively independent) believe that they're super special and that such things should be requested and the knight world should be allowed to make the decision. Telling them what to do is something they find very offensive.
And it was Imperial vs Eldar knights IIRC
Which I’m sure is the point of the book
It's nice when they're local variations. Helps enforce the idea that 40k is a setting where local patterns and variants are a thing.
So we’ll have to wait and see
Well the way they're describing House Kamidar in the book blurb makes it sound exactly like Kingmaker. XD
Yeah, the rules included were for one of the Epic line.
Not sure which though, I just think of them all as Epic 40k at this point.
I love any lore and books related to Imperial Knights. I have several models also... 16 knights in total.
they're the same game. Titan Legions was the titan add-on for Space Marine
If I were to get back into TT gaming, I'd probably want to try out Titanicus.
Looks like good fun and a lot less to carry around than my other armies
GL trying to get a game in, it's not really that popular. 😦
You'd be surprised. I'm a knights main and it requires some creativity.
Battletech scratches the same itches as Titanicus for me, but it's a solid system.
Titanicus has a lot of good buzz around it, but the cost of entry is a sticking point
I played Elysian Droptroops, trust me, I know "creativity" 😆
I've been thinking about getting into battletech, I love me some mechs
Cost of entry for titanicus and knights is much lower than other 40k stuff tbh.
When you have 10 to 12 flyers in an army..
yeah but 40k is an easier sell because you KNOW you'll have a local scene if you have a GW nearby. Any of the specialist games are a harder sell because you're spending a chunk of cash on something with a much smaller chance of getting a game for
Something that requires less models would be nice
A single knight is like $170 USD I think? But that's enough to cover anywhere from 400-500 points in a 2000 point army. Other armies have to spend upwards of $300-$400 to get that many points. >_<
It's an amazing and overdeveloped system with decades worth of addons and units. It's great but can be overly detailed.
But the cost to entry is some of the lowest for a tabletop game and there are rules for damn near everything.
Biggest problem is finding a local scene to play it.
Yeah, Titanicus is to scratch my battletech itch
And you don't even need the actual models, they let you use tokens.
I have a 3D printer, the cost of entry for battletech for me is basically nil XD
Ironically, the Battletech game is a pretty solid TT-like Battletech
And also finding the books and minis, because Catalyst has a borked distribution network.
And there's people who've made mods that made it CBT-stats
Especially compared to GW, who might as well be the gods of regional distribution in the tabletop wargames market.
Privateer press are doing something cool with regional distribution. because they don't have the logistics to ship everything from a central location they're gonna hire third party companies to 3D print their models in the country they're distributing to and then ship from there
Yup, no mini for a given Mech? Just take anything lying around and point out which side is the Mech's front.
At least if you're playing on hexgrids, minis (or at least things roughly the same size/shape as a mech) are needed for hexless play.
Oh yeah I heard about that. It'll be interesting to see how that works out and if it affects quality control.
But at the least in my experience working for a short while at an LGS, GW is one of the more reliable and consistent suppliers. If you've got a Warhammer store in the region, odds are you'll get your stock in a week or two before release, ready to go on day one.
yep, can confirm. Worked at an FLGS during my summers many years ago, GW had always been super reliable
I wonder who would win in a fight between Adam Smasher (in Edgerunners, not CP2077 Adam) and an Eversor, seeing as they're essentially the same thing
Though I guess Adam is more mentally stable
If only marginally
what caused draigo to become such a meme in the community
It’s hard to say.
Probably because he would just show up and save the day.
Kinda just comes down to speed probably
Which is hard to say for either
I’m sure someone could calculate their speed based off feats but it’s hard to say
Assassins move faster than marines can process
because in the codex he was introduced he came out of nowhere and ripped Mortarion's heart out, and then the next time he was mentioned he started a one-man crusade through the Warp itself
And there’s also the aspect of not all assassins are created equal
Within their clades
also Adam Smasher and an Eversor are not even remotely the same thing. One's a brainwashed barely-human murder hurricane enhanced with biotech and pumped full of combat drugs, handed a sword that cuts through things on a molecular level and a gauntlet full of neurotoxin. the other is "A guy with a lot of bionics"
Well he is pretty juiced up and psychopathic
we'd have to know how fast an eversor is compared to a sandevistan
He definitely would be a prime candidate for the Eversor temple
if he was 12, yes
they start the psychoindoctrination and biotech young in the assassinorum
aside from being a sadist and a bit of a psychopath, there's nothing particularly special about Adam that doesn't come from his implants
in cyberpunk tabletop adam having a negative empathy level is what made him special in regards to cybernetics
because the cybernetics couldn't lower his empathy since it was negative, he could use as much cybernetics as he wanted without going cyberpsycho
"A lot of bionics" is really underselling it. Literally only his brain is left.
And even that has parts of it replaced
still, they are not remotely similar creatures
Let's discount the power sword, because that's not literally part of an Eversor. Both are massively cybered out psychopaths who carve paths of indiscriminate destruction on the way to whatever target they are assigned as a show of force. Just horrifying murder cyborgs unleashed to destroy shit.
How is that not similar?
the eversor has hardly any cybernetics, almost all of their implants are biological (they have to be, otherwise the combat drugs wouldn't do a lot)
so apart from your core premise being wrong, yeah you're right
how big is an eversor's death explosion
used to be the radius of a plasma grenade, so about 15ish feet?
pretty big boom
I find people people learn better that way
Lol
I think I got it right
either way done
Unclear.
But keep in mind Eversor aren’t assassins you send in to take out a target. They’re deployed to wipe out an area.
Vindicare and Callidus are the ones deployed against specific targets.
what about those assassins with the really big helmets
Culexus are anti psyker usually.
Well- the target can be in the area
Though one was deployed to kill the Tau aunva high ethereal and broadcast it.
On Taros the ethereal was in a bunker and they sent one to kill him and everyone else
That was a culexus assassin my dude.
Not an Eversor.
That’s the official art of it.
that art makes it look like he's destroying them with facts and logic
Being around the culexus is very unpleasant. Especially since his ominously named weapon literally destroys their souls.
Apparently the kill was broadcast and it was… graphic to say the least.
He wasn’t able to be seen by their systems either
He literally just walked in and killed him
That to. I forgot to mention he could stealth past them.
He unleashed his aura which is further empowered by that helmet he has on
imagine going about your day while a jacked dude in a skeleton mask casually strolls into the room
First off that’s Mu’gulath bay and that’s aun’va
Ah I think we miscommunicated then.
My fault.
By all accounts, it is not very cash money to go out that way
And it only gets worse the more powerful you are as a Psyker
With limits of course
It’s weapon is called an animus speculum which has all sorts of terrifying implications.
Tl;Dr Culexus are op as fuck
As to why they don’t just have them do everything, they’re rarer than chicken teeth
By far the rarest assassins
Which assassins are already a rare breed
Not even counting assassins who survive five missions or more
OH AUN THE PAIIIIN!
That art always makes me laugh
This assassin walks in and smacks your Aun, what you do?
All good
Table the imperial crusade
Have we figured out who Grendyl the inquisitor we're working for is yet
And who the lady in the cutscene is
Stare at his abs and scream in horror, knowing the inferior xenos will never achieve that level of RIPPED
Shipmistress Brahm, the Rogue Trader who owns the Mourningstar.
We know that he's an Inquisitor and that we work for him, past that not much.
Ah, so she's the captain of the Mourningstar and owns it but we don't physically know our Inquisitor (yet) gotcha
Wait, are we basing our operations off a Trading ship? Or is she just a rogue trader?
In a conversation, the characters mention she's a rogue trader.
But the ship itself looks to be a modified frigate/destroyer chassis.
Nope, most Inquisitors are normal humans... for a given definition of normal.
Though some wear power armour
An Interrogator is an Inquisitor in training, and an Explicator is an Interrogator in training, if that helps.
So Rannick could one day be an Inquisitor.
There’s been one inquisitor space marine
We've seen a lot of different types of Inquisitors. We've seen lone investigators delving into hives and rooting out cults personally, Inquisitors who go incognito with small retinues of close allies, Inquisitors who lead armies in full power armor, Inquisitors who command entire theatres of war, and Inquisitors who are gene-modded to a similar level as Astartes and stomp around in Artificer Armor.
Don't think we have any canonical examples of Inquisitor Space Marines, though the Deathwatch RPGs mention that some Watch Masters end up joining the ranks of the Inquisition.
I don't think there has been anything that would outright stop an Astartes from being one
But I never have seen about one
I believe he’s a Templar but I’d have to crack open the graphic novel
Sword frigate specifically
With an option for torpedoes
Yeah, the same chassis as the Sword and Firestorm, or possibly the similarly shaped but smaller Claymore.
I forgot about the claymore
He is a Templar
And he’s hilarious as our one canon example of a space marine inqusitor
are tox flamers using tox sprayers?
Daemonifuge was excellent. Stern has a new(ish) book as well https://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/novels/ephrael-stern-the-heretic-saint-ebook.html
It’s on my read list
Some sort of Tox Spayer, most likely not the same as the Death Guard use
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camelid racing in Atoma, Advance Recon being sent to Tertium , Astra Militarum Chaplain roasting his regiment, a mention of Officio Assassinorum, Zealot boasting about a fragment of marble from Titanolith, Lord Solar Macharius's favorite hat etc.
some interesting finds in the personality building conversations
https://youtu.be/mWWc9tX9l-w
Totalling over 60+ hours of playtime (CBT, Preorder and post-launch combined), here's the results! Judge the quality of it in comparison to Vermintide as you wish, imo it's still pretty good.
Music at the end: Intermission · Leichentrichter
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Have there been instances of prisoners who joined an inquisitor retinue becoming an interrogator or even becoming a full inquisitor?
I know explicator zola was a gang member in tertium
So she was also a prisoner before
A lot of inquisitors were dragged on to the black ships as prisoners and the few that survived to become sanctioned psykers did eventually make it to full inquisitor.
Being imprisoned in a black ship is a special kind of hell that can last for years.
Assuming they weren’t fed to the throne/big e
Like I said, the ones that become sanctioned psykers.
An Inquisitor can literally hire anyone from anywhere
its mostly for homebrew/RPG purposes but they got all the authority they need to recruit people
They can recruit anyone but not anyone can become an inquisitor. So a prisoner could definitely become one but the circumstances for prison trash would have to be remarkable for an Inquisitor to notice them.
The psyker one probably is the most likely to get noticed.
^ and they have to be sponsored by at least 3 other inquisitors iirc
That means connections outside the immediate retinue
Or an impressive record as an Interrogator.
And connections/strings being pulled by their Inquisitor.
Ok
I think Amber Veil say that her mentor had another Interrogator at the same time as her
This is gold, and i wanna more!
Technically almost anyone can become an Interrogator but it’s rare
And even rarer for them to make the final step to Inquisitor
Aren't there also "independent" Interrogators ?
Like they still are attached to the Inqui but they act mostly independently
They’re often given their own missions and stuff but as far as I can recall they’re always attached to an Inquisitor
Even if the connection is loose
But idk there could be some excerpt about that in a FFG book or something
Wouldn’t be surprised
Guys what happened to cadia ?
Cadia broke
Abaddon threw a really big rock at it
Abaddon spoiled it
Big rock then big boom. Okay ty
Did vulkan use the most weapons out of the primarchs
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Yknow 40k almost makes sense for a tall ship universe like the expanse instead of a naval style one
Imagine flying cathedrals donnager style
sorry for bringing a fantasy lore question
but uh, skaven. is their culture more than just utter shitshow/scheming evil bastards
No
That is just what they are all about
Oh, and backstabbing
Backstabbing is also another important theme of their society
will do sah
i shall continue to collect 🙏
@spring heath is that true? should i tell mom?
yis
so skaven society is just sus
It is beyond sus, it is "i will not stab you for now, but i will stab you for sure given the opportunity"
Gives another meaning to the phrase “rat bastard”
No. He crafted a ton of weapons as befits his status, however Lion’El Johnson was known to have collected a metric ton of different weapons
man tyberos sure is one tall fella
6’0 vs 5’11
Also custom terminator armor is a hell of a drug
Tall girl be like
So supposedly Morrow served in the Badab War. I wonder if he actually saw the Charcaradons wreck ass
There’s some dialogue that’s thrown around in game hinting at Morrow’s past campaigns or what not, and I’ve seen the badab war dialogue thrown around a few times
Now I’m sure it’s just the usual “make up stories about your superiors because they are shrouded in mystery or lack of information” trope
But there’s a good chance Morrow really did serve in all these different theatres
Especially if he was working for Grendyl as he is now
Well, if he served in badab war then is nearly 1 hundred years old
However if he were to serve in the inquisition, that would mean Grendyl is a radical inquisitor as he served in a Xenos afflicted war, and now he’s serving in a Chaos afflicted war
Which brings to mind which Ordo is Grendyl a part of
Wot
Radical inquisitors are defined as those who use chaos powers against chaos.
For the most part.
Or use daemonhosts.
I’m aware however it’s more than just the artifacts
It’s also how they act and how they choose to dispense justice
Not just using daemons to further their goals
Participating in those wars isn’t really evidence of being a radical though.
Is the tau religion more complex than a basic greater good ideal?
I’m not saying he IS. I’m saying he MIGHT
First of all, it isn't really a religion
Well… in the new Shadowsun book it’s revealed the greater good is actually a Goddess named Tau’Va.
It is now.
It doesn’t make sense for an inquisitor to be at two different types of conflicts
There’s the Ordo Malleus and the Ordo Xenos among others
Inquisitors hop between orders freely.
Well, humans in tau territory made it into a religion effectively, but tau still hasn't exactly it as religion
It’s an ideal lead by a deity apparently so that’s pretty much a religion
However I’m arguing it’s highly unusual
Hereticus, the characters mention it.
No, the Tau actually now worship a goddess named Tau’Va
It’s new lore.
We don’t normally see inquisitors do that very often. Normally they stick to their Ordo and work with other inquisitors of others if need be
Also this is correct yeah, its in the new book which came out like literally a week ago.
Tau'va was the name of the ideology
So they named the goddes as the tau'va
Intriguing
I’m not surprised most folks don’t know about Tau’Va yet. It’s literally brand new lore that’s a week old.
It is super new lore
Honestly sometimes I forget the Tau even exist in the universe
Buddhism too
Like a week old is nothing compared to some other lore that is years old
Same but with Space Marines
Setting apart the fact it’s dumb. >_>
That entire book is a travesty.
Well well well, was that the goddess that saved the 4th sphere?
I don’t even dislike the Tau. I find their faction and their premise to be really interesting and cool. It’s just they feel as though they don’t hold any impact on the setting you know?
I don’t think so.
It seems less developed
Lol, not surprised honestly, but still kinda curious to see how they managed to make such awful plot decisions
The farsight books are actually really good and setup some intriguing mysteries for the Tau.
Its mostly because all factions minus the Imperium arent allowed to do anything important.
Specifically that tzeentch has a vested interest in toppling their very stagnant society. Nothing will likely ever happen with it but we’ll see.
And that’s the thing! The farsight enclaves are the coolest bit to the Tau and they aren’t even a part of the empire
i mean chaos caused the cicatrix maledictum, that was important
Yes, an entire server worth of players fighting for every centimeter of land in Cadia during the fall.
Hopefully we get to meet the General Asaka E Creed
She’s getting ring a new book. Ursula or whatever.
Wrong Anime
Yeah. Long as people don’t think he’s a good guy because he most definitely is not.
Excuse me thats AGATHA Creed to you
Dems fighting word, Gue'la!
We all know the farsight enclaves are the only good guys that love humanity
People like to use the Tau as an example of how the Imperium could be a “better place” while forgetting that life in the Tau empire is close to 1984 (that’s hyperbole to an extent). It’s not horrible but it isn’t great to live under Tau rule either. And Farsight himself used a daemon blade and made some rather questionable choices himself
From Blade of Damocles:
‘By a warrior’s tools you shall know him,’ quoted Farsight solemnly. ‘Just as the fire caste are defined by the Hero’s Mantle we all aspire to master, the Imperial soldiery is represented by the crude weapons you see here. In their hearts, they do not intend to engage at range, but to scrabble around in murderous close-quarters combat, stabbing and slashing. The most perfunctory of uniforms is the only thing separating them from their primitive, ape-like ancestors.’
A ripple of disquiet filled the holotheatre.
‘Such a barbaric race has no place upon a core sept world,’ continued Farsight. ‘They have no role in the universe other than to be brought to heel, culled and consigned to slow oblivion.’
As we say “period”.
The Tau still make real fucked up decisions themselves, it’s just that they aren’t often as bad as the Imperiums or Chaos’s
Okay fair enough
Also at the end of the farsight books, one of his earth caste scientists mentions sterilization as a colonization tool they will use.
There has to be a better faction for humanity other than the imperium or chaos
Don’t get me wrong, if I was ever to be captured alive by any 40k faction I’d pick the Tau every time.
There are, but get stomped by the imperium
not without getting shot by one or the other
The Votann or the Tau are still better than the Imperium in my opinion, just based off the fact that they are significantly smaller empires and don’t deal with the same issues
The Imperium is at war with EVERYONE. The Tau are small enough that they don’t have to deal with the issues that spring from being at war with EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY
TBF the imperium is at war with everyone because it want to be at war with everyone, other factions at least say they don't care about the others unless they have something they want
The imperium is even at war with the Votann. I don’t remember the name of the largest Votann hegemony but they are at war with the Imperium. There are scattered cases of mankind working with Xenos, but for the most part, positive inter-species relations are exceedingly rare
The imperium of man encompasses the largest stretch of territory in the galaxy. They are at war with everyone because they HAVE to
Greater thurian league.
Xenos races took advantage of mankind during the age of strife, leading to xenophobia. Obviously you had your Interex or any other small xenos-human empires that still existed, but for the most part humans were treated like dogshit by xenos
The Emperor of man needed to unite his race. And there’s no better way to do that then through xenophobia and hyper nationalism
I'm knida hoping that the iron warriors turn into a massive player to fight Guilliman.
I’m not saying the Imperium is right, I’m just trying to help increase understanding as to WHY the imperium did/does what it did
What does the 7I7 on the veteran armor mean?
It could be 7I7
They did invade Ultramar, and did create a second war on Calth
Oh oops lol
Honsou that tricky fuck
The imperium is all the worst tendencies of history happening all at once
Death guard hit up Ultramar and the Tau.
Exactly. The imperium of man is all of human culture shoved into a megalithic faction
The new shadow sun novel is Tau vs Death Guard. I forgot to mention that.
It's an abbreviation of one of the Mechanicus' most sacred blessings: 8008135
Random military armor numeral
thx
np
Tau are supposed to be the comedy race
Just have Perturabo pop put of the rift and easily take a planet then set up a some chaos fuckery that expands the rift and then he goes and takes multiple systems expanding the rift and carving out his own empire.
Then you got potential for a multi book series of people getting wrecked by chaos unable to stop the spread.
He's a demon primarch so expanding the rift keeps him in "real" space forever
Thats the orks
Wherr they act all smug and superior and then get mega ownrd by how ridiculous the 40k universe is
However how about it not be Ultramarine focused for once? The death guard already invaded ultramar
It's supposed to be that part of the 40k mission statement where they go "forget about the promise of progress"
Yeah, the Orks are the only gits actually having a good time in the setting.
Or how about Space marines NOT be focused on for once
Also 40k
Makes Primaris
Makes new improved guns
Winning every battle but still losing the war is the Tau
Makes new improved vehicles
Yeah that's why the primaris suck
But at the same time it would be kinda funny for everyone to just gang up on the ultramarines
well at least the imperium put cawl to use
Yes, but that was all Archmagos Bellysaurus Cowl being a tech heretic.
Fuck it let’s do some real radical retconning and have the ultramarines die off fighting the death guard
It was plot
Na not so much that he comes out in a cut off zone and just keeps expanding so by the time any primach fights they are fighting into a large empire within the rift
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.
It's right there in black snd white!
The gears of plot might not be moving smoothly, but at least they're moving now
However I’d argue if a threat like that were to exist, then you’d have to even the scales by introducing another loyalist primarch
Yeah could work
Hey as long as the writings good I'm all for it
I really want the Lion to come back as we’ve already been shown that he’s asleep on the rock
bring jaghatai back
The Lion would be an excellent foil to Guilliman in my opinion
Or fulgrim since he's in stasis
When there's only one person left innovating in the entirety of humankind, and it's only allowed because they run the tech world, and it takes them 10,000 years to mod a couple of guns, change the template of a tank, and create a couple of new prosthetics, yeah, that's not progress per what we're used to seeing IRL. Think how much has changed in the last 150 years.
He’s my wild card pick for returning primarch
Me when GW changes the lore (again)
Again, plot.
all the stuff you mentioned is because so people dont complain
It’s getting almost comical at this point
Unfortunately I don’t think my daddy Vulkan will be brought back anytime soon
Like when the Tau assumed titans were just Imperial propaganda because they'd be incredibly wasteful make no sense , then they run into a whole unit of them
Or when the Tau fought a chaos cult with a keeper of secrets and think they've actually killed this alien leader named slaanesh
Not the Tau themselves it's their freakin' auxiliary species! Phil Kelly is a goddamn Fraud
My dad wants Kondrad back so bad and I’ve argued with him for hours as to why he shouldn’t
The salamanders and ultramarines are the only good imperials
obviously He'stan will find all of the remaining artefacts in one location and vulkan will instantly phase back into reality
40K lore exists to sell toys.
Lore isn't the priority and never was, its made to be interchangeable at a moment's notice.
you telling me new primarch models wouldn't sell like hotcakes
I think Vulkan is just living as some hermit on a backwater world, watching over the feral humans, and is just enjoying peace
Does he want him back as a bad guy or a good guy?
Because I want him back but trying to be a good guy like he always wanted to but always fucking up
I want him back but I don’t think he will
I wonder why we barely hear about the elysian drop units, the ODSTs of the 40k verse
Konrad is not a good guy lmao
why would you ever want that
hes a literal psychopath
The difference is that before rhe lore was about giving you the chance to mske up cool stories with your toys, but now the fan base is turning into obsessive lore nerds who want more overarching storylines
didn't konrad let himself get killed
Yeah
And endless rounds of prequels
What a loser
My dad really enjoyed the fatalistic nature of him and his twisted justice. I think my dad liked Konrad so much because of how flawed his character was, and the fact my dad is lowkey a sociopath and has weird morals
True, which is why we got Primaris. I fully expect them to add another super duper space marine+ a decade from now.
Still love my dad he’s fucking awesome. Just has his quirks lol
Why wouldn't I
He is but at the same time trying to be on the good guys side and fucking up at every step would be great
No hes not
LMAO
He literally flays a woman trying to commit suicide alive
hes a sack of shit

Konrad is like 50% Batman and 50% Joker
^
You ever read the night lord books?
he's a real jokester
He got what was coming to him, and thats kinda the point.
Make that a 10/90 split and then I’ll agree
Yes. He is a tragic figure that was far too gone.
The Night Haunter and Konrad are two different people in my opinion
Same person
It’s like two different personalities but same person
Yeah that's why he went completely insane and by the end committed suicide to (repent)
Based
This is super bad konrad apologism at this point
Well he is angsty and fights crime, but is also murderous and insane
That’s why I love Konrad. He didn’t care
Im guessing he also tortured Vulkan and killed his Marines and tormented him for years on his ship because he was a good person
Fuck no he's a nut job
but was it alpharius or omegon that died
He fought crime for like a few years on a fucking CrimePlanet^TM. It doesn’t count in my opinion lmao
Shit went sideways once he left
I mean he's clearly a Batman reference
He never fought crime. He was just a cunt
Just evil grimdark Batman
He's pretty much an alternate version of Sanguinius. He could see the future, and was such a misanthropic sadboy that hated everyone that he never tried to change it. He just wanted to scream about how everything was awful, do the things that he foresaw happening, then point back at them as proof that he was right.
Sanguinius LITERALLY tells this to him btw
then jettisons him out into space
Sanguinius went to radioactive wasteland hell planet but had a real family
I'm not saying he's a good person he's far to gone for that but if he came back trying to do good after fucking up so hard before.
He would still help just in his own deranged way
Yeah except Sanguinius also pisses me off as a character because he was a cuck for the emperor and could’ve changed his fate but didn’t
It shows the power of friendship
thats just ruining his character imo
That’s a real hot take right there
Probably
Trying to redeem him self but fucking up seems fun
Sanguinius is good
but uh
one dimensional

I might be biased because hes hot tho so
Sanguinius is supposed to be the common peoples' favorite Primarch
Lkke a christ figure
“Oh no I’m just gonna accept this fate that I know I can change but oh no it’s fate.”
If Christ was also a beautiful vampire man
Mfer legit attacked everyone in the Siege because he knew he had plot armor 💀
“I could totally tell everyone that this shits gonna happen but noooooo it HAS to happen”
I mean that's how prophesies work
Has there been any mention of Corvus since Lorgar left his bunker? Who is he squawking at now?
I think my favourite when I read upto book 18 was fulgrim and horus but after mirror cracked its kinda shit
Andrew Tate space marine?
But he knew the ending to this prophecy would end up as a net negative for EVERYONE
Na no sex drive
Sanguinius is the biggest cuck in 40k and I will die on this hill
Uh huh
Kondrad was a schizo. Sangy was a pussy
Konrad tried sangy didn't
The emperor was a horrible dad who gave his children complexes
And look what it got Konrad 
40k has so much lore I'm never gonna know the half of it
It's ok
So let's TRY IT AGAIN
A lot of 40k lore started as in-jokes it's great
But the problem is it's getting taken over by people who don't understand the references
I just watched the funny animation between the imperial fist and the iron warriors
It really doesn't.
Find a proper footing and you will pretty much know most of the lore in a week or two tbh.
So I'd recommend reading the classics and history that inspired the lore
I can't read
Like if you haven't read the scifi classics of that era like Dune, Foundation, a Canticle for Liebowitz etc
Don't worry audiobooks help
I can't hear

Any way you don't need to know any lore just start with hh1 or gaunts ghosts or cain
The lores just fluff for the good stories
And eisenhorn
Eisonhorn and the Ghaunts Ghosts books are the best place to start without a doubt
It's fantasy, which is also described as historical fiction for unknown histories
Space Marine books give a very different perspective on things, and I’d say reading through the eyes of a regular human first will give you a better understanding of the setting
Dune is the big one. Big E himself is basically Leto II
My first 40k book was an Imperial fists book and I was so confused in 4th grade
Other inspirations include 2000 AD. Arbites are pretty blatant Judge Dredd expys
40k is like an insane fever dream of Warhammer Fantasy, Dune, Osprey books, and 2000AD
Yeah Dune is the grandfather of modern sci-fi more or less
same with LOTR being modern fantasy's grandaddy
early 40k/Warhammer Fantasy took half its ""inspirations"" from it
Warhammer fantasy is Tolkein with a distinctly germanic twist
Asimov wrote more foundational works
Not anymore.
The Tau are religious now.
Tolkein as filtered through the HRE
yeah like
Snd Grimms fairy tales
Did you see kasrkin yet?
I call the planet it takes place on “Not-Arrakis”
You mean Tattooine??
Yeaaaah
this is this guy's second BL book
first was Silent Hunters which was also terrible
It clearly is but it’s not because its called something different.
Hence why I call it “Not Arrakis”
I thought it was good until the necrons popped up. I wanted a crazy spec ops novel of elite kasrkin against Tau pathfinders and kroot.
The necron part should have been it’s own novel.
I did like how the Overlord atomises one of the Kasrkin, realises his mistake, then de-atomises him back to his normal self 
that was genuinely "how the FUCK"
It's a setting with teleporters. De-atomisation is already canon
Magic sufficiently advanced technology. Source: The author made it up
No like
he literally returns him back to his human body from fucking ash
im not saying necrons couldnt do that but it was pretty funny
Which book we talking about and how come I haven't read it yet
Kasrkin™️
super new
Wait. Someone got de-atomized then re-atomized? Where did they keep all the atoms!?
Idk ask the necron that did it
he was playing a prank
he was just a lil guy
Yeah, having the necrons being able to do that, while getting real sad about not being able to return to their miserable cancer-ridden flesh bodies, is particularly odd.
I still have a significant backlog 😭 It’s hard to get hard copies in my neck of the world
I don't think the end of that book entails that
Welp this is a permanent head canon for me. Idc how stupid it is
The Necrons can play atomizer pranks
Its not headcannon
Didn't the humans in the Tau empire create a new Shiva-style warp god to represent The Greater Good?
Necrons literally can do anything with space magic
this is like the least believable thing they do
But it's not their main religion and or thing
I'm saying this in case a future retcon comes into play. Never know. I will keep this information in my brain, and repeat it fervently.
Though idk too much on Necrons
Basically their tech is to the point that it seems like magic to most people
they got snipers that hide in pocket dimensions that can erase you from reality with their rifles lol
The only reason they dont steamroll all the other factions is due to infighting/plot convenience
And them being sleepy heads
Good ol plot armour
Good ol' millennia long snooze
Also being 99% sleeping rustbuckets in underground crypts.
necrons got an orb that fires a whole ass star laser at the enemy
^
a c'tan shard also can send you to uh
the darkness before the big bang even happened

They went a little overboard on the necron lore ngl
Nah it fits them
Say what?
Praise Shiva then
The Necrons do be built different
Literally
Same with literally every mystery for a while being "a ctan did it" back in 5th edition
Or was it 4th
I hope the Necrons go to the Emperor and just do space pranks on him for jokes while the rest of the Imperium stares in horror, and Guilliman is dead inside.
It was just a joke, human
getting fuckin samurai jack'd by a c'tan shard
There is one dynasty that could blow up Terra with a single tap on a starmap if they wanted to.
Honestly it seems like they've stopped doing the dropping interesting hints thing and just over explain everything now
Imperium better hope they don't get too angy at them then lmao
"We could nuke everything but we're eepy"
gotta love the star map of doom
The thing with the starmap is the dynasty/necrons that run it are ACTUALLY responsible beings and dont want to overuse it otherwise blowing up so many planets repeatedly like a mad-man would probably affect the literal space a bit lol
Showed up in War of Secrets
Honestly not a bad explanation.
so was wh40k originally a shitpost on WH fantasy (as in an official shitpost)
Yeah they also protect it from other crons
since they are like
"LET US USE THE MAP AND NUKE EVERYONE"
"What the fuck, no."
"I wanna press da funny buttons" "do not"
Necrons don't like organisms. I mean, didn't some Necrons react badly to one mentioning dung or bodily functions lmao?
Every Necron and the Dynasty they are a part of + their ideology is dependant.
Again mostly for homebrew purposes.
So necrons were basically a port of tomb kings originally right
Thankfully. I do like some homebrew stuff. Lets the freedom fly
originally
Less tomb kings, more just "Space Egyptian Robots"
Wait they can actually change things with the star map? I thought it was being used to monitor the progress of evicting the warp from realspace?
Nope just blow up planets/make things go supernova
So space robot tomb kings
More or less.
I just find it...oddly human? Sometimes more human than the humans themselves when they're written about. "EWWW YOU SAID POO!" "DELETE THEIR SYSTEM34 RIGHT NOW, OVERLORD!" "PLEASE WE ARE DYING 011011100111!"
Yeah, particularly in comparison to the mechanicus.
^
One of the necron guardians in the book feels ultimate shame because he let a gretchin touch the literal footstep of his overlord's throne
he kills it afterwards sure
but the damage is done
😔
Lmao
"how the Fuck did we let a gretchin in here"
even orks hate when gretchins touch things
iirc it was because some orks were charging the overlord's throne room
"Oh fuck i'm going to loose my fucking job over this arent I."
HONESTLY could happen
Some Necrons care a lot about honor due to the egyptian angle
like uh
I mean if you let an enemy in the throneroom, you better have died trying to prevent it
the Silent King destroyed an entire planet with his world-barge because a Space Marine refused an honor duel with another dynasty's renowed overlord
he was like
"Hold on bro i got this"
"Duel me" "no" "Did i hear a fuckin pussy declinin an honor duel" "wait please thats a bit extre" you lost your planet privledges
Lmao yeah the Silent King is a chad
literally going out of his way to do that for some random overlord
Pfffff
Unfathomably based
I think the silent king’s a big ol windbag
Nah.
Nothing
Literally establishing Pariah Nexuses
Reuniting the dynasties
Murdering anyone that tries to stop him
yeah, whole lot of nothing
How many titles does he have
Discovered the Tyrranids and started prepping to defend against them
we need to compare to setra
Let’s see:
-
The dynasties were already coming back. Unification has been more or less a breeze.
-
Tyranids already hit the galaxy and continue to do so. He discovered them… and has done what to slow down them gulping down the galaxy
The dynasties werent really coming back
They are either all asleep or cant do much
because plot
Look most of the dynasties forgot to turn on their fucking alarmclocks
^
It has been established as him waking a lot of them up
- Tyranids already hit the galaxy and continue to do so. He discovered them… and has done what to slow down them gulping down the galaxy
Because 40k lore moves at a snail's pace
especially for xenos factions
"Wake up kiddos you're late for galactic conquest"
They’ve been coming back since the initial wakening on angelus
Not really.
Like I said, some dynasties never wake up.
Eepy
Seems like a lot of excuses
they're like college students the week after final exams
Welcome to 40k lore lol
ya aint waking the fuckers up
Plus a lot of them are waking up to a fucking hive city on top of them or some shit
Yeah pretty much "you arent allowed to do anything because you are too OP"
same with nids and orks
Orks arent allowed to do anything because if they killed everyone else they'd only have eachother to fight and thats boring
did. did the bot just delete my orky post
Literally the story of how the Krorks became the Orks.
wait really
Yeah they de-evolved
did they just kill everyone else and then just have nothing else to do
or almost everyone else
Yeah. Got bored, became dumb to be able to enjoy the simple pleasure of crumpin
They used to have no personality, then they went with Alzheimer's tomb kings
"well, its over. We won." "What do we do now." "i dont fuckin know" "Species wide barfight" "Y E S"
I preferred OG necrons
God
for the last goddamn time
Oldcrons had nothing
No personality
No plot
No homebrew possiblities
this whole stupid "they were cosmic horrors" thing gets so odl
Sounds like you weren’t a fan of reading their lore then…
Trazyns a necron right. forgive me for being fuckin stupid
Nobody was lol
I liked when they were still possibly men of iron
I momentarily forgot
why do you think they got retconned into what they are now
A cheap copy off tomb kings is for children
do necron at least still have chariots
You do realise tomb kings arent the originator of space egyptians right
I know
They were afraid of being too tomb kings in space and went too far onto the Terminator side of the spectrum
but they're likely the basis

did tomb kings come before necron
Yes
Aren't all the STCs, battleships, titans, and half the tanks still technically men of iron?
Yes
No
The men of Iron are basically just AI
Men of iron are literal robots
self-aware programs
The only thing more stupid then the weird “jolly good” necrons are the primaris in general
AI is more men of stone
yeah IIRC warhammer 40k was a thing where while warhammer was on the fantasy leaning of science fantasy
40ks closer to the scifi side
I wouldnt call watcihng your entire race wither away "jolly"
They literally talk like English gentlemen
I’ll dig up the excerpt
Thats literally just Zhandrekh
Warhammer is entirely fantasy
whos literally losing his mind
Tho the book does hint he might be putting up an act for it
I mean Oxballs, we have skaven with nukes and such
The STCs sometimes wake up and do things on their own, as do the battleships, and the titan pilots have to battle the personalities of the titan to be able to make it do anything at all...
Its all AI yeah
There's no STCs
STCs are more just tech
There's fragments of STCs
Finding an intact STC system is one of the potential win scenario for the imperium though
Sound like a bunch of old British gentlemen:
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House Orlock has a malfunctioning stc that gives them cancer
That's the uh... joke
also literally what about this is english
It just comes off as two arrogant robots

So, recap on servoskulls and servitors, theyre basically using human brainpower as compooter or machine because ai and compooters for the most part are banned because the inquisitors will shit their pants if the toaster defects to khorne again.
Your cup of tea then. Too many “ah my good sirs”
You do realise not every necron with sentience is like this right
Yes it’s a lift off of dune
I mean to be fair dune is pretty fuckin solid
It’s just stupid.
There's also savants which are basically just mentats
It's really not but sure.
Brain-calculator go brrr
SO whats the deal with trazyn the kleptomaniac
Its literally two of the most pompous and arrogant necrons arguing with each other
It's because of the nrar apocalyptic wars with AIs in the distant past
He more or so wants to preserve what interesting things the galaxy has and display them on his planet-museum
basically what our modern historians do now
He's just a jerk lol
also this lol
He literally only saved Cadia
because
and I quote
"Wanted to be like a hero for a day"
then fucked off 
With Creed
YEP
so basically necron indiana jones with unfathomable levels of crackhead energy
And a big dose of ennui
He is very softspoken and """nice"""
Dude is bored
^
This is a big plot point
because he literally has to hav A HOBBY lest he goes insane
is it literally just "I have nothing better to do"
Time passes fast for crons since you are basically immortal
If Death of Integrity is to be believed, the AIs were literally trying to warn humans about chaos and its perils and the dumb humies didn't want to listen, thus starting the robot war
"look i'm immortal I need something to pass the time and knitting got boring after the first century
He's an immortal being with no friends
He’s an eccentric Englishman that likes taking things. It’s hilarious.
There was also men of Iron that helped humans
not every robot was against them
40k is just so much funnier this way.
So its just that humanity had a kneejerk reaction as per usual and just went "robot man bad"
More or less
No
Dunno it's literally ancient history
and the inquisition probably burns most records of it
They cant because it was ANCIENT
You also have to take in Imperial propaganda about it
Most inquisitors have no idea it probably even happened
Yeah the inquisition really likes burning things
Just that section from Death of Integrity, yeah.
fair nuff
There’s a quote that implies the men of iron discovered the connection humanity had with chaos
Burn all the records! They only contain heresy anyways.
Or fanatics who go breaking museums with sledgehammers
also, whats the deal with underhives, are they just too fucking detroit for inquisitors to mess with
So the men of iron decided to purge humanity
Otherwise it’s pretty basic “ai is bad”
Basically
need more space for humans
That's the plot of Darktide, yeah.
That said, the AI rebellion made a tone in the 40k universe that all AI is bad
I think various parties sponsor expeditions looking for precious archaeotech
From Eldar to the Orks
Yeah but they're basically treating it like a warzone because it basically is
Which is why there are people horrified of the tau
They have the Astra Militarum sweep the top levels of the undercities periodically to get rid of muties and heretics, just sweeping it under the rug and kicking the can down the road, until something like Tertium happens, then the Inquisition shows up to either do a strong purge or exterminatus the planet.
But… I believe at this point I’m talking to myself
It’s cost vs benefit.
Less ‘Too Detroit.’ More “lmao, who gives a shit about the underhive. You there, acolyte fodder. You go take care of it. I got more important heretics to fry”
I mean it would be a good setup for a roguelike
One hive falling won’t warrant an exterminatus.
There's often lots of valuable stuff in underhives
Like corpse starch
No it would be treasure hunters delving into the underhive
Nobody knows what the fucks going on in the underhive its just an utter mess which most people dont want to touch
Since the lowest levels are often the oldest, and the older the technology the better it is in 40k...
More there's likely a line where we go to the point where we pass the historical point of technological decline
If the heretics in the underhive turn the entire bedrock into a giant summoning symbol to start a daemonic invasion though...
The outcome of Darktide is likely to be exterminatus, in the end. Or a full on invasion, if there's actually anything on the planet the Imperium really needs.
As Morrow says
"We fight until theres no hope left. Thats the job."
also the level design of the church district map is
Yeah it rules
One hive falling can be contained.
Ooooh yeah. Fatshark make some really beautiful games.
