#40k-lore-chat

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edgy yoke
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Lokov

stuck kindle
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Thats shit.

crisp heath
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ohh

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you're lokov

edgy yoke
crisp heath
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hey maybe we have played

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was I shit?

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power sword and plasma gun?

edgy yoke
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YEAH

crisp heath
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YO

edgy yoke
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EYY

spring slate
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coincidence?

crisp heath
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my guy is like full bald got some vet armor

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uh

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maybe it was me

edgy yoke
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Yeah i think ive seen ya. I was the level30 with a helmet

crisp heath
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wow

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swagged up boye

edgy yoke
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Yeah imma add ya. Lets play again some time

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I can get on around 3 hours probably

crisp heath
edgy yoke
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Aight awesome. Funny thing is that all of the freak things happen when warhammer is involved.

spring slate
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both in universe and out of universe

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all the crazy shit is warhammer

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cousin asked me why its so crazy

solemn void
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Hmm did i miss something or is the story for darktide that dan abnett helped with just a few very similar cutscenes ?

spring slate
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"There are 40k reasons why its crazy. Literally"

safe vigil
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just that he had a hand in crafting the whole narrative of the game

crisp heath
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like george rr martin for elden ring

safe vigil
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imperial rejects sent on suicicde missions, daemonhosts etc

crisp heath
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i think narrative is a better word then story since this game ain't really story focused

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one of the best BL writers as well

solemn void
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hmm thats kind of disapointing

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i hoped for a little bit more story or even more narrative

safe vigil
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there is promised future content so there might be some kernels of story being released over the months with new maps/ missions

solemn void
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like missions focused on unveiling the traitor and stuff

safe vigil
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but dont expect anything engaging

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darktide does boil down too

crisp heath
safe vigil
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'go hear, do thing/kill thing whilst killing things on the way'

crisp heath
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I wanna fight a single plague marine cuz how tf do you have nurgle zombies and no stinky boys

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even just one boss

solemn void
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well that would be fun

crisp heath
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it'd be sick

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Definitely would showcase the power level difference between baseline humans and transhumans which this game has done a decent job at already.

sweet saffron
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hey does anyone know if Yarrick is actually dead or not?

safe vigil
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a plague marine could be cool, but I also want to see space marines as far away from this as possible

solemn void
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and feel better then those assasination targets with shields

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i mean come on those things are rare

edgy yoke
# spring slate all the crazy shit is warhammer

Lemme list the crazy IRL shit that happened involving warhammer:
I bumped into some old friends i haven't seen for years at the local geek store playing warhammer out of complete chance.
This is not the first time ive found a random ive played with before for warhammer
I discovered my bisexuality the same day i discovered warhammer (My friends say that im slaanesh's chosen for this and i am now forced to play their side for the tabletop)
... I think theres more but my brain has compartmentalized that shit

safe vigil
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if theres one thing baout 40k, it's that it's oversatured with space marines

edgy yoke
solemn void
crisp heath
spring slate
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it is badass

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but lmao

sweet saffron
spring slate
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first reason i told him warhammer is crazy?

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Corpse Dust

safe vigil
sweet saffron
crisp heath
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as long as they don't lean on the idea i'd be satisfied

edgy yoke
safe vigil
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that only makes sense if it's a deathguard plot but we have no indication that it is

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it also devalues the 'darktide' by having space marines involved

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just.... stop. I dont want to see anymore pauldrons

crisp heath
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you are absolutely right

sweet saffron
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would be cool if Atuma Prime was actually a Necron Tombworld, that would be a dumb but cool plot twist

crisp heath
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let space marine 2 sate our appetite for astartes

safe vigil
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mechanically it would just be like an assassination target, so I doubt it would change the gameplay that much

solemn void
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necron tombworld is a bit overused dont you think ?

sweet saffron
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not as much as you would think

crisp heath
safe vigil
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it always feels like the necrons are just shackled to tomb worlds

crisp heath
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its too easy to bloat with factions in 40k cuz there are so many lol

safe vigil
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with the plot twist 'x planet was a tomb world all along' just kept in the writers back pocket

sweet saffron
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would make sense for a Chaos cult to target a tomb world, they have ussually have large deposits of blackstone (warp modifying mcguffen shit)

safe vigil
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dark mechanicus maybe

sweet saffron
solemn void
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genestealers are always nice

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and then we find out that the traitor was a genestealer 😄

safe vigil
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I'd like to see.... Eldar

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super agile, mobile enemy combatants

edgy yoke
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I just want orcs

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Get some comic relief

rustic spruce
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i just wanna get stuck in with da boyz

solemn void
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everythign is better with orkz

safe vigil
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Who are both ranged and melee, with warp spiders who can be teleporting mini-bosses

edgy yoke
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ORKS ORKS ORKS

safe vigil
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i think ork comedy is over used

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I wanna see proper horrifying orks

spring slate
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darktide be 50% downloaded

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i am of the hype

sweet saffron
sweet saffron
safe vigil
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ye

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or bloody

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Rynn's World

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the first 40k book I read as a lad

sweet saffron
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been meaning to read that

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first 40k novel was The Infinite and The Divine. and it remains to this day my favorite 40k novel

spring slate
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but yep

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guess i should ask

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how good are the K&M controls?

sweet saffron
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On PC

safe vigil
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I think that.... with Helsreach and Rynns World. The narrattive weight of thee 'slow grinding defeart' is sorta lost with the 'sudden reinforcements'

spring slate
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im still hype tho

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as long as its nothing like Gotham Knights controls on keyboard

edgy yoke
spring slate
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ill be happy

crisp heath
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now V is my special instead of mouseclick

safe vigil
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i heard of a story which is all about sendig out a request for aid from the imperium, main haracter dies achieving this goal. and the last chapter is some adminisatrum clerk just logging the request away in a massive vault

sweet saffron
spring slate
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i might just make my special attack button one of the buttons on the side of my mouse

spring slate
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like mw2 i have a button for stab, boom, flash, and fear

crisp heath
safe vigil
sweet saffron
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also we need more wacky adventure 40k novels like Infinite & Divine

safe vigil
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What i want to read atm is like... full imperial stalinism

sweet saffron
safe vigil
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the totalitarian states of hive worlds

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''reason is the enemy of faith''

edgy yoke
spring slate
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but yeah what i said earlier

safe vigil
edgy yoke
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I mean having a man eating squiq launched out of a oversized potato gun is both hilarious and terrifying

sweet saffron
crisp heath
spring slate
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bolter is my favorite weapon and i havent even played this game

crisp heath
edgy yoke
safe vigil
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I hear Warhammer Crme has what im interested in

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im just tired of meme orks

sweet saffron
edgy yoke
sweet saffron
urban spire
safe vigil
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I dont think orks will be in darktide. the games whole aesthetic is imperials vs heretivd

stuck kindle
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Have orks eat the humans

safe vigil
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i could be wrong, but it would be rather jarring

urban spire
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orks can invade anything

spring slate
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but yeah i like the idea behind the bolter

sweet saffron
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Also I know it will never happen but I want a romantic comedy 40k novel that takes place in a civilized world, no large scale war, just people being people living in the imperium

safe vigil
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Reasonably you want a force the Moebians could ally with.

spring slate
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75 calibur explosive drill bits

urban spire
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if you want a grimdark take on orks, read Fifteen Hours

spring slate
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because when you want chunky marinara. you get chunky marinara

safe vigil
urban spire
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yep

safe vigil
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ill have a gander for the ebook later

spring slate
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i dont even think its a meme lmao

sweet saffron
urban spire
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it's also a depiction of orks from the perspective of a completely green (no pun intended) conscript

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it is appropriately terrifying

safe vigil
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yesh orks are killingmachines, brutes who want to destroy everything you've ever known and loved for fun

urban spire
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also if you don't speak their language they don't sound so much like funny futbol bois

safe vigil
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that... i want to say nihilism? that not the right word. is terrifying considering they just wash away resistance

safe vigil
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it was actually kinda funny because they don't sound any different

urban spire
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that's what orks are based on so it's pretty appropriate

safe vigil
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from normal humans

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I think I remember watching a youtbue video

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... gaijingoomba who was gong over the 'real world inspirations for 40k races' and didn't bring that up

urban spire
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the original warhammer fantasy races often satirize english stereotypes

safe vigil
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was a complete hack video anyway

urban spire
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the dwarfs for example are northerners who don't want to let go of grudges

safe vigil
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we don't talk about the pygms ofcourse

urban spire
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lots of dodgy stuff in warhammers past

safe vigil
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there were dodgy things that I liked
The orks kinda being like the zulus?

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savage orks

urban spire
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that one's real bad

safe vigil
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yeah basiaclly saying black = ork
but I just like seeing Zulu's anywhere so I quiet liked it

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a very interesting culture and history etc etc

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Oh I guess they did it again in 40k

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with the battle of... brokentooth rift?

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praetorians vs feral orks

mossy mortar
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no, you trick the mind not the heart

safe vigil
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pretty sure the praetorians only exist for that 'Zulu' reference

edgy yoke
edgy yoke
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And if you never use your mind. Just your heart....

mossy mortar
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exactly

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ignorance is strength

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a small mind is a tidy mind

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Asking questions is how you get heresy

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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They can't be tricked

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Because faith overcomes the vanity of thinking

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The Emperor himself intercedes

urban spire
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faith in what?

mossy mortar
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The emperor protects fools, drunks, and little children

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Faith in the Emperor

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what else

urban spire
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the emperor neglects

mossy mortar
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Someoe get a torch

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we got a heretic here

urban spire
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ok so zealots talk to the emperor?

edgy yoke
# mossy mortar They can't be tricked

Zealots are literally trained to not question ANYTHING. As long as they are convinced by a force thats pretending to be following the emperors will.
heretic "Kill your CO"
zealot "Why?"
heretic "Uhh... Cause he's a heretic and the emperor wills it?"
zealot "Ok... FOR THE EMPORER! unwittingly commits a war crime

mossy mortar
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No

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zealots have no CO

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only the emperor

edgy yoke
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Yes they do now.

mossy mortar
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Ridiculous

urban spire
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there's plenty of heretic zealots

mossy mortar
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Also it's 40k the only war crime is not going to war

urban spire
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they fall to khorne quite often

mossy mortar
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false

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name one

edgy yoke
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@mossy mortar You server the inquisition under multiple COs my guy

urban spire
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you expect me to remember the names of heretics?

mossy mortar
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No

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Very good

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finally some sense

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No need to remember names, just burn and purge

spring slate
urban spire
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blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden throne

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
edgy yoke
safe vigil
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zealots are really just self serving, delusional
you point them at a heretic and set them loss, because having to take respnosibility for them ends badly

mossy mortar
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No, not when filled with the spirit of the emperor

safe vigil
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its thr reason the Red Redemptionists arent a part of the Church

mossy mortar
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He guides the heart when filled with faith

mossy mortar
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only the Emperor

safe vigil
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they are too blood thirsty, too zealous that they threaten the stability of the empire

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yeah self-serving in that they serve their perception of the emperor

mossy mortar
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There is nothing else!

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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All mankind knows the Emperor's will. But many are weak and do not follow it

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That is their sin

fervent rose
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Yeah if a zealot suspects a hab block of heresy they’ll get a little team together and purge it, Wich can cause problems there good fighters though

mossy mortar
edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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You know by intuition and faith the difference between truth and falsity

mossy mortar
safe vigil
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I actually can think of a time a zealot has been full on tricked
useful idiots sure

mossy mortar
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They become beholden to the sin of thinking they can intellectually understand the whole of the Emperor's grand plan

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but this is pride

edgy yoke
safe vigil
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its more likely that they take the steps of khornate damnation through rampant bloodlusts

mossy mortar
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The Emperor is the Emperor

safe vigil
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'skulls for the golden throne'

mossy mortar
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We can only follow His will

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He guides us

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All men have the divine spark and can commune with his will

safe vigil
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the church preaches 'follow orders' for stability reasons

mossy mortar
urban spire
mossy mortar
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And not for any other cause

urban spire
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literally

mossy mortar
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The Emperor is the Master of Mankind

safe vigil
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please stop this cringe

mossy mortar
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All humanity is part of his divine plan

edgy yoke
# mossy mortar We can only follow His will

Theres no way to know if you're being guided the right direction if you dont take responsibility for yaself. If you fashion yourself as a simple tool, then there's nothing stopping you from being used by the enemy

mossy mortar
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Yes you can know by faith

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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You must judge for yourself based on faith and your inherent ability to see truth and goodness

urban spire
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anyway if you just want blood and skulls you should go hang out with khorne, he's much cooler about it and you don't need to make up excuses anymore

tiny igloo
hoary dirge
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Hello. I am curious about this rule: "4. Discussion of the NSFW fringes of older GW 40K material should be avoided in gory detail. References are fine, but save the details for another server. ". What do they refer to? Of course without details, in order not to break thisvery same rule, but i wonder what is considered "NSFW" in the 40k universe. I am perplexed and also quite curious.

mossy mortar
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How

fervent rose
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Ships in 40k, are most of the crew techpriests or are there only a few and there’s normal crew for other tasks and the mechanicus just keep things in order?

safe vigil
urban spire
mossy mortar
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Bad writing too

edgy yoke
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You're talking about judging shit based on truth when you were just talking about faith

mossy mortar
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Just a bad book series in general

edgy yoke
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They aint always the same

tiny igloo
mossy mortar
safe vigil
mossy mortar
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Faith is how we find the truth

fervent rose
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Grimdark

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I like it

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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They're false gods

spring slate
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i was pinged?

safe vigil
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you need to remember these ships hace crews that go into 10k-100k

hoary dirge
mossy mortar
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Warp entities who consider themselves god

mossy mortar
urban spire
mossy mortar
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it's a pretty lalme series anyway

fervent rose
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Right cause some of them are unfathomably massive, I wonder if the crew was also like this during the Horus heresy or great crusade

mossy mortar
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Ultramarines just come off as dumb teenagers

safe vigil
mossy mortar
fervent rose
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Cause in some of the books they seem just like normal people

urban spire
safe vigil
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its just kinda uber gross and edgey from the 90s

mossy mortar
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It's sort of whatever works best for the story

fervent rose
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Ah

edgy yoke
mossy mortar
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Most Imperial Navy is shown to be a sort of cross between Napoleonic Britsh navy and modern military

tiny igloo
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Gentlemen

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What is the most underrated primarch

fervent rose
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I guess dialogue would be boring on a ship if it was cold techpriests and servitors

tiny igloo
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Time to cause a war

urban spire
mossy mortar
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Ships have tons and tons of people is definitely universal in the fluff

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And there's lots of manual laborers

tiny igloo
safe vigil
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I swear if this becomes another space marine wank session im gunna scream

hoary dirge
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Thanks for the answers to whoever did answer XD

fervent rose
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I feel like most of the primarchs get there moment in the sun

mossy mortar
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With like press gangs and work gangs hauling on giant ropes and shit

safe vigil
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yeah the navy stuff is intersting

mossy mortar
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And if there's a boarding action then the arms lockers open and the crew grab shotguns and cutlasses and fight

safe vigil
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inconstistent but interesting

tiny igloo
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Battlefleet gothuc gant

urban spire
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space marines are probably the least interesting aspect of 40k

safe vigil
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i think in a recent gaunt ghost book

mossy mortar
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IT makes sense in a way... if you need a bunch of extra hands on board to fight boarders or replace losses

barren tapir
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Howdy, just returned from dinner, what are we discussing in such hallowed channel?

fervent rose
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Yeah the naval side of 40k is so interesting cause it feels really developed and plausible

mossy mortar
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Might as well put them to work the rest of the time to keep them quiet

safe vigil
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its decribed how void combat takes hours, days and weeks

mossy mortar
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instead of just using automation for everything

safe vigil
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a torpedo could be incoming to cripple your ship and you just have to wait a week for it to impact

fervent rose
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That’s so cool

mossy mortar
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I'm convinced they have work gangs hauling shells and stuff just to keep them busy and tired

fervent rose
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Yeah I don’t know if it’s true but I heard the guns are manually loaded

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But the shells must be massive

mossy mortar
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Yes there's a big diagram in the book and everything

urban spire
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especially navy ships

mossy mortar
safe vigil
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Personally i prefer the abnet thing

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just extending the time scale of everything

mossy mortar
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There s little dudes with ropes down there just becasue lol

fervent rose
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Heheh

safe vigil
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the hydraulics on the lifter dont work so you gotta do it with ropes

fervent rose
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Guess the men of iron was that bad huh?

mossy mortar
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Why should we have robots doing the work when we have men standing idle??

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cracks whip

safe vigil
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then ofcourse, every ship has a ever growing population of mutants in their bilges

fervent rose
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That’s true, they have people to spare

safe vigil
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teams have to be sent into the bilges to hunt them down

fervent rose
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The ships are that big?

urban spire
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kilometers long

mossy mortar
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YEah they go a little nuts with the nubmers but the ships are ridiculously big

safe vigil
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each ship is like a flyiong city

stuck kindle
safe vigil
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with its own customs, myths

stuck kindle
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Big gun. Lots of death. Lots of pointless manual labour

safe vigil
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officers are a hereditary ruling class

crisp heath
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we dont get enough time with him

fervent rose
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The scale of 40k is so massive, don’t they retcon titan height at one point?

mossy mortar
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COnstanntly, honestly

fervent rose
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Like I remember hearing some were so big they can be seen from orbit

urban spire
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there's a titan scale chart in the pins

safe vigil
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I hear titans are accidently really small

mossy mortar
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scale is tricky honestly

stuck kindle
mossy mortar
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because technically speaking even the minis are horribly disproportionate if they're actually people

fervent rose
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Yeah most of the minis are old and are out of date scale wise

mossy mortar
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They have to be

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the heads are giant etc to make them more recognizable and easier to paint

safe vigil
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i recall in the aforementioned flesh tearers book

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a titan has to walk into a acid ocean

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the shear amount of liquid mass it displaces sends a tsnami of acid out onto the shore

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which melts a guard reigment doing battle with orks

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the 2d war for armeggedon was pretty metal

crisp heath
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being a Custodes player I think I got spoiled because they have much larger models

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theyre tall bananas

urban spire
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custodes have their own army in the tabletop?

safe vigil
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Oh yeah

urban spire
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huh, wild

safe vigil
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and kill team (which is really fun btw)

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they're paired with the Silent Sisters

crimson dragon
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I wonder if custodes are space marines from the emperors gene or they are a mini primarch by their own right. Hmm

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Same goes for grey knights

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Since the emperor probably doesnt have a geneseed

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Or he might have implanted it

safe vigil
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I always figured it was just arcane sciences

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One and done for each cystodes

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Whilst marine geneseed is like building robots to make more robots

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Diluted but faster

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I liked the idea thst the custodes are paper tigers

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Which i think was hinted at in one hh book

celest dome
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Closer to Primarch than SM

safe vigil
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Think garro beats one in a dual

crimson dragon
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Geneseed apparently is an organ thats transplanted into your body to make you have a larger build, grow extra organs

celest dome
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As they are custom crafted

crimson dragon
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Basically rewrite your dna

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To have healing capabilities

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Or something

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Thats what I understood

safe vigil
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Yeah but geneseed produces more geneseed is my point

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Geneseed is like a genetic template taken from a primarch or something

tiny igloo
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I wish they did some proper great crusade books etc

safe vigil
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Hence marines calling a primarch fathet

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Ypu basically get the GC in the HH books

tiny igloo
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the ending

safe vigil
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Narratively speaking not much happens otherwise

tiny igloo
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I would of loved to see legions fighting without their primarchs etc

safe vigil
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Yeah you don't see much of that. But the GC is really just the prelude to the HH

celest dome
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Is there a book about Lord Solar Macharius, can't remember

safe vigil
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There must be

mossy mortar
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There's something called a progenoid gland that contains the cell material to grow all the additional organs that make a space marine

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It grows inside marines until it gets harvested

safe vigil
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Hes just kinda there in the lore otherwise

mossy mortar
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When marines die they try to retreieve the progenoids so that more marines can be created from them

rustic spruce
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so is a mechanicus becoming a robot a gradual process or do they go full speed ahead into a robot body whenever the option presents itself

mossy mortar
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combined with some level of gene therapy

mossy mortar
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Each priest's body is like their own custom creation

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And their interests and personality comes out in them

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The mechanicus also has their own diplomatic corps that has all subtle modification to interact with non-mechanicum people without creeping them out

last lagoon
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Yeah, Iirc Cain meets a techpriest girl twice. Once she's still human and the second time she has already got some bionics

safe vigil
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From what i know its vague/not described. My headcanon was that the geneseed grows in the neck and sternum. Every 50-100 years you can harvest one to get the material for another marine

mossy mortar
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Yeah i think that part is spelled out pretty clearly

mossy mortar
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And the names of all the organs and stuff

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It's a popular topic so a lot of the rulebooks have bits on it

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It's actually pretty interesting too, they're actually working on artificial organs now

safe vigil
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I take full ownership of my head canon and will sue gw for infringing on my ip

mossy mortar
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Like a bioengineered pancreas for diabetics

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The location of progenoids is in several books

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i think it's neck and chest

safe vigil
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I refer to my previous post

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I like that power armor is made out if stone

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Well. Ceramite. A ceramic material. Which i understand to be stone

mossy mortar
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I like that unpainted power armor is supposed to be the same color as the unpainted plastic model parts

safe vigil
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Yeah that is nice

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By that logic unpigmented human skin is also grey

mossy mortar
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only on that one weird gray planet

spring slate
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97%

mossy mortar
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it was in one of the RPGs

spring slate
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so close

safe vigil
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Rings a vague bell

rustic spruce
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it's a shame white scars were an unpopular tabletop army due to how much a pain in the ass it was to paint them

safe vigil
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I wonder if imperial beastmen will ever make a return

mossy mortar
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where dyes and hallucinogens are the most popular luxury goods

safe vigil
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Thought the Gor Half Horn model was pretty sicj

mossy mortar
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"Gave me the creeps"

safe vigil
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Ye

mossy mortar
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I think it's uhh loose cannon

safe vigil
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I saw what you did

mossy mortar
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brain fart

safe vigil
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Tsk tsk

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Also Gor Half Horn is an aweful nane

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Well. Tge Gor part is

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Well... mainly its because if WHF beastmen being called Gors

mossy mortar
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gors and ungors

#

Maybe it was like
"What are you?"
"ME GOR"
"He says his name is Gor"

safe vigil
#

You know considering the shear amount of voice lines needed to he recorded. I honestly doubt a fifth character is likely

#

Shoukd honestly but yhd game down for a year or two for some of the other stuff they said to be implemented

#

Archtypes for one

storm jungle
#

they'll prob cut down the VA's to just one personality, so 2 VAs for one class

#

otherwise having 3 Female/3 Male VAs for a new class would be just way too much work

safe vigil
#

Primarily im thinking with the other voices

#

New lines to connect and answer

#

Like say they added a hive ganger

mossy mortar
#

a lot of the lines are already combinable

safe vigil
#

Theyd atleast need voices to be like "take thjs ammo ganger"

mossy mortar
#

like you can see there's a prompt and a response, but tehre's multiple responses for each character to each prompt

#

like "Boy I hate hive cities"

#

and then it's clear each character has a response related to hive cities

#

that can be chosen to match that one

safe vigil
#

I miss my boy Bardin

#

Where are we going

#

Over the mountain

mossy mortar
#

Honestly I wish there was more singing

#

Maybe like a rhythm game to keep the song goin

crimson dragon
#

Probably primarch produces many geneseeds

#

Like they shit geneseeds daily

mossy mortar
#

no

scenic sun
#

Geneseed is genetic material

crimson dragon
mossy mortar
#

the gene seed was created after they lost the primarchs

scenic sun
#

And in deathwing we used to call the room with the geneseed the "cum freezer"

#

Make that what you will

mossy mortar
#

no the progenoid gland holds the geneseed

safe vigil
#

Scrapping the gunk off the primarch test tubes

crimson dragon
#

I see

safe vigil
#

Space marines are very homo erotic

crimson dragon
#

They're similar to cum kekw

#

Or your testicles

scenic sun
#

Literally

crimson dragon
safe vigil
#

Let me plant my seed in you adolescent boy so you become a big burly space sailor with huge guns

crimson dragon
#

I wonder what would have happened if a daemonculaba had worked

#

Would we have gotten a daemonhost spacemarine baby i wonder

scenic sun
safe vigil
#

Daemonculuba did work?

scenic sun
#

Daemonculaba worked, it only stopped cause an ultramarine duo stopped it

#

Lol

crimson dragon
#

What did the product look like

last lagoon
#

Its uhh whats his name

scenic sun
#

Like a space marine

safe vigil
#

Skinless for one thing

scenic sun
#

^

#

Most were skinless space marines, some were rejects, mutation ridden abominations that were thrown down a pit

safe vigil
#

Whicg must be super uncomfortable

crimson dragon
#

Oof

#

I feel bad for the mothers

safe vigil
#

Or not actually because theres no skin nerves to be agitated

scenic sun
#

Nothing about these things is

crimson dragon
#

Emperor should have just made it so space marines can have fun time to reproduce with women to make space marines

#

I wonder whatever happened to Erda

mossy mortar
#

No

#

gross

#

Space MArines is no girls allowed zone

#

no cooties

crimson dragon
#

Wait nvm

#

Erda is dead

cyan oxide
#

do space marines even have the hardware required to reproduce normally

mossy mortar
#

No

crimson dragon
#

Primarch's mommies

mossy mortar
#

they are by canon sterile

#

and have no sex drive

cyan oxide
#

so would that mean they have permanent shrinkage

crimson dragon
#

I mean you'd probably lose your rod if run out of room for your organd

last lagoon
#

The newborn was a succesful creation of the daemonculaba right?

crimson dragon
#

The testicles probably got crushed

mossy mortar
#

no the hormonal function is probably intact and enhanced

arctic talon
#

The emperor doesn’t want his transhuman supersoldiers reproducing

#

Is a big thing

mossy mortar
#

Yes they're not a replacement for humanity

#

They're assistants

crimson dragon
#

Space marines were still former humans

cyan oxide
#

i think it would be a strategic move to remove the balls as they are a weak point in the male biology

crimson dragon
#

Anyone here know what the cosmetics currently available to buy for veteran

mossy mortar
#

Also the age of marine recruits is the same as the game's primary customer base

cyan oxide
#

the game as in darktide or the table top

mossy mortar
#

Tabletop

#

Back in the day too

#

I assume the average player age is much hogher than it was back in the 90s

scenic sun
#

Yeah

#

I'm surprised they made this dark asf game for kids

#

Bruh

cyan oxide
#

also im just realizing ive been exposed to Warhammer longer than i thought

mossy mortar
#

I mean it's tweens

brittle slate
#

Wait til you start finding out what a shite company owns this amazing IP lol

cyan oxide
#

there was this like table top game it was orks versus human knights and you had to break a castle gate with the troops and you can shoot disk at the castle or the troops

mossy mortar
#

In between reading Judge Dredd and Nemesis the Warlock

cyan oxide
#

pretty sure i remember it said Warhammer on it

mossy mortar
#

And your older brother's heavy metal album covers

#

you too can be one of the most badass 12 year olds in the galaxy and become a super soldier that just kicks ass forever

scenic sun
#

lol

mossy mortar
#

And never have to deal with girls or have your mom tell you what to do

#

Jsut bro out and shoot weird goblin guys in the face with guns

cyan oxide
#

i wonder how do grey knights get initiates

#

like where do they recruit from

mossy mortar
#

psykers

#

selected from the black ships

cyan oxide
#

black ships?

mossy mortar
#

At least according to ADB's book

full bane
#

Psykers, so the Black Ships and any other Psykers that get to the Assignment.

mossy mortar
#

They have to be young tho

full bane
#

It's bound to be a small pool.

cyan oxide
#

the inquisition runs the black ships right?

mossy mortar
#

yes

brittle slate
brittle slate
cyan oxide
magic iron
#

This intro bit of lore in Dark Tide goes unnecessarily hard. My first 40k game besides Vermintide

magic iron
#

I thought it was in the universe

But I guess that's Warhammer universe not 40k?

brittle slate
#

Ur sure?

brittle slate
cyan oxide
brittle slate
#

40k was a spin-off of fantasy

#

And now it’s it’s own thing for the last 30+ years

cyan oxide
#

they share the same chaos characters however

cyan oxide
magic iron
#

Ah gotcha

Well this goes insanely hard. The whole purge the heretic/cleanse the mutant thing going on gets me so hyped

brittle slate
#

Then the only one I can thing of is hero quest

brittle slate
ruby sparrow
#

theres more chaos runes

brittle slate
#

All the best 40k IP stuff these days is out of GW hands and is insanely awesome. Fat shark for the win

ruby sparrow
fast flax
#

Hey ! I’m wondering if this color scheme is based on a chapter or if it’s created by someone, can someone help me please ? 😅

ruby sparrow
#

witchfinder? could you help me a bit?

fast flax
storm jungle
storm jungle
ruby sparrow
#

yes

storm jungle
#

no

glass summit
#

Lmao

heavy talon
#

So, if the Emperor had succeeded in opening up the Webway to humanity, how fucked would Commoragh have been?

cyan oxide
#

probably very

#

actually i would say did he succeed before the horus heresy started?

heavy talon
#

Let's say yes

ruby sparrow
cyan oxide
#

then very and the horus heresy would not be as bad because faster travel and communications

#

also the webway project is what made the emperor stay at earth and leave the crusade to the primarchs right? if he succeded he would have been around to slap horus before he went uber bad

rare sky
#

i know more about fantasy than 40k, but is it me or the lore its kinda darker-grimer than fantasy

#

and i know fantasy got some pretty dark moment but each time ive read about 40k its always dark as hell..?

brittle slate
#

Commoragh would have United early and would have access to really insane weaponry that has since been lost

arctic talon
dusk patrol
heavy talon
#

40k... doesn't

arctic talon
#

40k is about the inevitable downfall of humanity

#

And raging against the dying light

heavy talon
#

Everyone, almost every individual in 40k, is a bastard

arctic talon
#

Humanity is explicitly doomed in 40k

dusk patrol
#

I think a lot of 40k books can easily fall too much into just

dusk patrol
#

Too much grimdark

#

Yeah

#

Like its just boring

heavy talon
#

Which is why I feel 40k is best treated as a comedy, lol

arctic talon
#

It’s dark comedy

heavy talon
#

Really, the only 40k faction you can kinda root for, at least IMO, is the Tyranids. At least they're just a bunch of hungry animals at the end of the day.

arctic talon
#

They still are malicious at times but yeah

#

They’re intelligent, hungry animals

kind parrot
#

I mean a W40K based of LOTR(orcs), Starship Troopers, what do we expect ? it's not going to be the next Altered Carbon or Neuromancer

heavy talon
#

Also maybe the Farsight Enclaves but they are so tiny they're a non-factor, lol

astral pecan
arctic talon
#

Genuinely good

rare sky
arctic talon
#

The individual nids are animalistic

heavy talon
#

Hot take, but I feel like the Tau would have been better if they'd just... kept them like they were on release. I feel like that was quite grimdark on it's own, a tiny race of newcomers trying to spread good to the galaxy... yet that galaxy was fucking 40k

arctic talon
#

The hive mind is a hive mind

heavy talon
#

Just hopelessly naive fools

arctic talon
#

I mean the Tau are still

#

Pretty much the same from launch

heavy talon
#

Yeah but then they brought in the eugenics and mind control and shit

arctic talon
#

The tau literally always had eugenics

#

With the caste system

rare sky
#

is there an end times? like how does the story end?

arctic talon
#

Mind control isn’t even a thing

#

It’s just tons of propaganda

heavy talon
#

I thought the Ethereals mind controlled people?

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

They don’t

kind parrot
#

40k makes more money then fantasy AOS etc

#

but they did not know Total War Wahammer would make so much $$$$

rare sky
#

AOS seems like shit tbf

kind parrot
#

and it's a bit shame they killed fantasy

heavy talon
#

Fantasy got absolutely fucked and it saddens me greatly. It was my favorite of the three.

rare sky
#

got into warhammer cause of total war...

heavy talon
#

40k is too grimdark to care about and AoS is just too goddamn silly

kind parrot
#

got into warhammer from Vermintide 2 and then TW Warhammer

rare sky
#

now own several book and its now my favorite universe so yeah kinda sad they stop making stuff about it

kind parrot
#

but w40k Dawn of War

rare sky
#

ive play VT2 but didnt really knew what WH was at that time

arctic talon
kind parrot
#

to me sometimes Warhammer Fantasy has a flashed out storyline but i might be wrong becuase i did no read of the books maybe short stories

heavy talon
#

Though, I think I'd honestly like 40k better if the protagonist wasn't the Imperium. Another hot take, I think the Tau would make a far more interesting protagonist faction, and arguably make it seem even darker by comparison of POV.

Imagine the story unfolding through the eyes of these poor sods. SLowly discovering that the galaxy you intend to enlighten is doomed in probably a few thousand years. All the species you intend to unite under your banner are bastards who want to kill you at best.

#

And the biggest boy in town is a sprawling, decaying empire of angry monkeys who chant at machines and put their people into boxes to serve as computers

arctic talon
#

You forgot they’re also religious maniacs

kind parrot
#

i just hope the ending for W40K would be chaos has captured Tera and when they are trying to finish of the E, and from the massive energy the whole universe collapses and there is a big bang destroying everything

kind parrot
arctic talon
#

Mfw people comparing the imperial guard look too much like cultists

#

My brother in Christ the imperium is a death cult

#

They put sacrificing your life to the emperor and the imperium above everything else

rare sky
#

i know the empire arent clean but damn does the imperium looks worst...

arctic talon
#

The imperium is

#

Supposed to be awful

rare sky
#

i feel like every faction in 40k are like the same but at their worst

arctic talon
#

Not really

#

At all

rare sky
#

ork got gun true

arctic talon
#

Most morally good factions would prolly be Tau then Craftworld Eldar

#

And everyone else is a lot worse

#

Then those 2

broken echo
#

If I remember correctly, some orks work as mercenaries. But since orks use teef as their currency, what the hell are ork mercenaries getting paid with?

arctic talon
#

Guns

#

Weapons

#

Fuel

kind parrot
#

Food?

rare sky
#

battle

arctic talon
#

Also raw materials

#

But ork mercenaries aren’t reliable like at all

#

They can turn on you at any time(usually after payment)

broken echo
#

I guess that makes sense. Though spending time, effort and resources to gain the same resource seems slightly inefficient. However, I can imagine those engineer orks doing it to get metals in order to make more mech ork things.

heavy talon
#

The Imperium, meanwhile, is horrible in like

#

Every conceivable aspect

arctic talon
#

Kekw

kind parrot
#

What about Bretonnia

heavy talon
#

Oh Bretonnia straight up sucks, lol

rare sky
#

does arent actually nice neither

#

chad tyrant

kind parrot
arctic talon
#

Bretonnia is terrible

#

Like

heavy talon
#

Honestly the Imperium is closer to Bretonnia than they are to the Empire, if comparisons have to be made

arctic talon
#

^

kind parrot
#

^

rare sky
#

being a peasant in bretonnia is shit

kind parrot
#

yes that is really close to Europian Mediaval history...

rare sky
#

so like 99% of the population

kind parrot
#

For the Lady ...

arctic talon
#

Bro even being a Nobel in 40k usually sucks lol

#

Even nobles eat corpse starch

rare sky
#

Sylvanian have it better than them i would say

heavy talon
#

I mean, Bretonnia is basically everything wrong with feudalism dialed up to 11

arctic talon
#

Yeah

heavy talon
#

So yeah

arctic talon
#

In warhammer crime

#

There’s a noble who pretty much has never had non corpse starch meat

#

He had a tiny ass piece of actual grox meat once

kind parrot
#

still better then radioactive cockroaches ...

arctic talon
#

And it was only because he wanted to improve on the corpse starch recipe lmao

rare sky
#

any character that there in the two universe beside the Gods ?

arctic talon
#

Greater daemons

kind parrot
#

Just the Chaos gods

arctic talon
#

The greater daemons share names and such

kind parrot
#

the funny part is once GW said that Warhammer Fantasy is in somewhere in W40K

arctic talon
#

But they’re different

kind parrot
#

but then they retconned it

heavy talon
#

Are they the same greater daemons, though? Daemons in 40k seem a bit more powerful than in Fantasy, if only by virtue of remaining proportional to the setting's level of power

arctic talon
#

3e is when modern 40k started

arctic talon
#

Other then that they’re dif

kind parrot
# rare sky just how would that work?

Simple you have a feudal World somewhere on the rim of the known Imperium which is fighting chaos, the people don't know what is happening in the stars

heavy talon
#

Early 40k was canon to Fantasy, yeah. Things have since diverged way too far for that to be the case anymore, though. Like

#

A single Aeldari would body any Elf

rare sky
#

pretty sure lizardmen do...

kind parrot
#

well actually

#

both of them reference the lizardmen

#

this is the consistent one the Old Ones

#

there is also a mention to it in a short story that remains have been found on Terra

#

maybe i am wrong or i don't know

#

if W40k Old Ones = lizardmen WF

rare sky
#

mmmm i pretty much like them better separated

kind parrot
#

they have separated it for a reason

heavy talon
#

Like, in fantasy, if an Elf and a Human fought, the Human had a decent chance of winning if you picked any random two. Experienced warriors, the Elf had an advantage due to being a bit faster and having a much longer life to accumulate experience

#

In 40k, if an Aeldari and a human fight 1v1, that human is going in the fucking ground

#

No shot

#

So they can't be the same

kind parrot
heavy talon
#

Space Marines are a bit different from the average human schmuck, lol

arctic talon
#

That’s a dreadnought as well lol

#

In a straight fight between a marine and an aspect warrior

#

Whoever gets the first hit in prolly wins

kind parrot
#

so yes to answer the question once upon a time the two world were on the same timeline but no longer

heavy talon
#

I also often feel like 40k kinda undersells how scary Eldar are individually. I've seen a few good depictions but a lot of stuff just seems to treat them like regular elves

#

When it's like... nah, those fuckers have superspeed, are smarter than Einstein, and can rip your soul out with psychic powers

kind parrot
#

even in LOTR and in WF and W40K i don't like a being that is super smart and can forsee the future yet they fuck them selves...

#

example Fulgrim meeting the Eldars and talking to them...

heavy talon
#

Well, the Aeldari are also hilariously, cripplingly arrogant. It's literally baked into their DNA.

arctic talon
#

Lol

kind parrot
#

they knew he was corrupted but to arrognat...

arctic talon
#

Eldar are written terribly

#

Tbh

kind parrot
#

like the rest of the factions unfortunetly since they don't sell well..

kind parrot
arctic talon
#

So their writing as a whole suffers

astral pecan
#

I thought 40k was sort of like a vehicle for stories. Does their lead writer have final say in all cannon/non cannon?

#

Stories from different authors I mean

arctic talon
kind parrot
storm jungle
#

also can say the same about the Imperium

#

who hasnt learned its lesson in 10k years KEK

heavy talon
#

Everyone in 40k has a learning disability, lol

kind parrot
storm jungle
#

oh wait

astral pecan
#

Learning is heretical

storm jungle
#

Turkish Schools Moment

arctic talon
#

Nanking

#

What nanking

kind parrot
#

I just wonder what the kids of the Imperium are taught and how they are keeping up with it

heavy talon
#

Man I dunno if most of us are even gonna make pension, lol

kind parrot
#

i will probably die from a hearth condition lol...

kind parrot
storm jungle
#

I dont want a nuclear war

#

how else will I play fucking Darktide

kind parrot
#

well, we are the closest right now to it...

#

but papa Nurgle is doing it's best with the new Covid wave...

unique berry
#

Nurgle got some new options ready with a new virus found in the ice 💀

broken echo
#

The c'tan shards are possibly the necrons greatest weapon. But I'm wondering, how small is the typical c'tan shard? Is it 1/12 of the original c'tan? 1/6? 1/50?

coarse mirage
#

I had a Vet talk about something about genestealers, but I forget the details of what he said. I only remember he mentioned them.

#

It was in the middle of a fight so I didn't pay attention

scenic sun
#

1/100 at least most likely

#

C'tan shards are... Stupid. C'tan god's are word shattering stupid

broken echo
ashen shoal
#

just a C'tan shard can already manipulate time and banish enemies into different dimensions, a full C'tan is almost omnipotent in realspace

rustic spruce
#

does the cawl inferior think independently of the main cawl

scenic sun
#

Most likely yes

#

I believe personally it's AI

hushed kayak
#

i remember reading up he had an assistant, who was his friend and he kept bringing him back to life since he felt important. Apparently he lost his memories on why he does this, but felt it was right

arctic talon
#

Except it also has the unhealthy tendency of asking to make Cawl fabricator general

#

Which Cawl has explicitly said he doesn’t want

near glade
#

Who is the current Fabricator General anyway?

#

Some unnamed guy?

last lagoon
#

Highlord of terra

#

I forgot his name

hushed kayak
#

so is cawl assistant even a thing now?

silver quail
#

Hey so where did the "protec the lil uns" thing come from. Is that actual dialog somewhere?

hushed kayak
silver quail
#

I love it

arctic talon
#

Is still an absolute psychopath

#

Like 99% of high ranking members of the mechanicus

fallen anvil
#

Sounds like a level headed guy

ruby sparrow
smoky stag
#

Are those chaos runes?

manic sierra
#

yes

#

i believe they generally talk about the D ah k Gh o d s

ruby sparrow
#

or "Death to the false emperor

#

Kw/qu Ee LL M Ak II M / M Aa ii M? Dh II S T rh o y (Kill(?) Maim Destroy?)

rustic spruce
#

what do you reckon will fill those shuttered doors on the mourningstar

ruby sparrow
#

Dunno

arctic talon
#

Like a literal factory

crisp heath
fallen anvil
ruby sparrow
lament sluice
#

anyone know the timelapse between editions usually? I want to get 9th edition core but i have no idea if tenth will be here within a few monthes

#

so should i go ahead and dip into 9th or just wait?

rose thorn
devout oxide
ruby sparrow
# ruby sparrow

Ph L Aa Gu Ii Rh AA V AA Gh II Rh O Tz Dh I AA Tz H (plague ravage rot death)

#

as for what the rest means

lament sluice
ruby sparrow
#

Eye of the god, *Elastic limbs/limb loss?) Uncanny resemblance, Big head, Immensity

devout oxide
# lament sluice alright thanks

That said I dont regret ever dipping in, I still have everything from second onward, even editions I didnt play. So I would go ahead, but I also think the signs all point to 10th within the next 6-10 monthss

ruby sparrow
rose thorn
#

idk if this helkps but the text on the box says slaves to darkness

#

adn the symbols are the same

#

idk if there is like a translation lmao

rose thorn
#

GERE IT IS

still oracle
#

dis shit like star war fr

rose thorn
#

it changes but the general concept should stay the same

#

yar gzui hak war and it repeats

#

huH

#

unless i have that in teh wrong order

#

lmao

ruby sparrow
#

yeah I got the phonetic runes

rose thorn
#

sick!

ruby sparrow
#

or

rose thorn
#

this is cool af!

toxic hedge
#

turns out british graffiti has been chaos signs all along

heavy talon
#

Yo, what's the difference between a Melta weapon and a Volkite weapon?

#

They both sound like very hot beams of plasma

last lagoon
#

Iirc volkite is basically a death ray that makes people burn into flames

#

Theres a horus heresy cover art that I forgot for which book that shows basically that

minor raft
#

Bit of an odd question, but has anyone figured out the lyrics to the boss theme chant?

arctic talon
#

But there’s another iron warrior firing a volkite weapon

last lagoon
#

Kinda art since I forgot where its from

arctic talon
#

Gimme a sec

arctic talon
#

Notice the exploded land raider

last lagoon
#

Aaaah I always I guess I remembered it wrong

arctic talon
#

Nah it’s not ur fault

last lagoon
#

But Volkite is still basically a heat death ray

arctic talon
#

It’s used in one of the card games

#

As art for volkite somthing

last lagoon
#

Huh

crisp heath
#

I’d love to know what they’re saying though

crisp heath
#

is jesus cannon in 40k?

sweet nexus
#

Have to ask... Why are Psykers hated? Thought the emperor is the most powerful Psyker there is

#

Soo it is like they are worshipping the type of the being they hate the most?

#

Dunno much about 40k lore outside of random snippets from TTS and DoW stuffs

#

Also eh... If Psykers are hated or controlled this much... How on earth does inquisitions even decided to allowed a space marine chapter that is all Psykers?

celest dome
#

Hypocrisy

#

And the fact that Psyker are mutants, and that using the Warp is very dangerous

#

Like it's using the power of hell to do stuff

#

And has chances to summon deamons

#

But Psyker are still incredibly useful

#

Like they are the longest range communication system

#

And the power of the Warp, when used by trained personnel is very strong

#

Even more when the enemy is a Daemon

narrow goblet
#

a question, do you think neo-volkite guns are now common enough thanks to Cawl's efforts that it would be lore plausible for us to get our hands on some down the line?

spark relic
#

Extremely unlikely but we do work for the Inquisition so anything could be possible

narrow goblet
#

hmm aight thanks, I imagine we'd wield the "pistols" the primaris marines use as full-sized guns but it'd be really awesome

last lagoon
#

I think neo volkite still is rare?

safe vigil
#

Eleventh Hour

celest dome
celest dome
celest dome
#

Only War is one of the Rpg system for 40k

#

Like Dark Heresy and another one iirc

scenic sun
#

hmmm, still questioning which one to use if i am to dm

#

another one to the list to check out

quaint sparrow
#

Hey why do Cadians have purple eyes? Is it taint from being so close to the Eye of Terror?

celest dome
celest dome
brittle slate
safe vigil
# scenic sun hmmm, still questioning which one to use if i am to dm

Each game is specialized but uses the same system.
Dark heresy is basically Call of Cthulhu in 40k playing as Inquisitorial Acolytes
Only War you're guardsmen
Deathwatch you're Space Marines
Black Crusade is heretics/heretic space marines
Rogue Trader is space conquistadors

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scenic sun
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Do they have literally the same stats too or Smth?

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but rogue trader is a very different power scale with a voidship combat system tied to all of the classes

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so you're better off just using the designed game for whatever your going for

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Very nice considering they are going to eventually end up part of a ship with both an inquisitor and rogue trade in

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If I use any, I guess dark heresy should be better. Actual lote question, is it a fair assesment to say living in the middle hive is alike to living in industrial Victorian London?

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And outside hives on civilised/shrine worlds, akin to china/the Soviet Union or other modern dictatorships of our time?

balmy veldt
# scenic sun If I use any, I guess dark heresy should be better. Actual lote question, is it ...

Depends on the hive city generally hive cities are like living in kowloon walled city. and the farther up you go the more "normal" life becomes. so upper middle is likely something close to Victorian.

And outside hives on civilised/shrine worlds, akin to china/the Soviet Union or other modern dictatorships of our time?
Nah, the imperium of man has paradise worlds that are literally just mega vacation homes people try and retire too and "imperial worlds" are often described as having most modern amenities. Shrine Worlds would be like living in the Vatican or at a church but its the entire world.

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Depend on the Hive

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Granted everything is flavoured with a heavy does of propaganda and information obfuscation, the average imperial cant read high gothic among another of other basic stuff. if you live in a hive you probably cant write either as general intelligence isent valued

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theres also examples of hives that are just a shit show at all levels like necromunda

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I didn't mean paradise worlds, more like civilised

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Civilised worlds are called "imperial Worlds"

scenic sun
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uh

balmy veldt
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mhm.

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Shrine worlds are a seperate thing.

scenic sun
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Gonna guess they are like a "imperial world" except add in all the benefits of being run by the church

balmy veldt
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Shrine worlds are often built in dedication to a specific shrine filled with special relics

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Kinda? generally they have smaller populations and the ecclesiarchy has complete control

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Most shrine worlds have Sisters of battle instead of guardsmen regiments to defend them.

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don't guardsmen go outside planet while pdf are the ones that are stationed as garrisons normally?

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also, when i said "akin to soviet union" I meant in the level of authoritarism. I doubt "Imperial worlds" are functioning democracies at all

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Er rome.

scenic sun
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Perturabo nuked it soo...

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Ye

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peter turbo does that alot

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Am just getting that imperial worlds vary... a lot, kinda makes sense

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i collect iron warriors, i know all about peter's little happy errors

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mhm general rule of thumb, anything can happen on any world as long as two rules are followed Every one worships the emperor as the only god and there tithe is paid in full

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Spoken like a true galactic feudalist lol

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Theres a great example of this in the carcharadons books about a bunch of guild merchants ruling, and they skimmed like 0.000001% of every tithe and got shwacked for it.

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i mean 0.000001% of a PLANETARY tithe is probably still like millions of lasguns and leman russes

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in this case it was very little they were a mining colony.

scenic sun
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if you had 0.0001% of a planet's resources, you'd be ric- oh F

balmy veldt
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But ya on some worlds it could be BILLIONS of units of tech

scenic sun
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gotta love bureocratic "Technicallities" that get people slammed

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Krieg produces Soldiers in the Billions for every tithe

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krieg gives you like 10 regiments of 50k strenght each at a fine pace

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and all of them will die to claim 2 miles

scenic sun
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emperor forbid some heretic owns those 2 miles!

balmy veldt
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Exactly!

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Maybe i'll come back later to ask about sources of entretainment hired guardsmen may be able to afford

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can't search for idiotic cults without slacking off ofc

celest dome
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Playing cards, dices

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Digging Latrines

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Sentinel duty

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Charge in open fields

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worth mentioning that by militarum regulation off duty gambling is prohibited (this rarely stops them)

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Lore reason for level 1 reject buying the drippiest drip with us dollars?

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Is there any needed

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No

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Whats a bunch of rejects from a hive city doing being allowed to see the sky?

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and why wouldnt they employ the space marines to disrupt a surface signal thats taking control of people....I thought they hired writers

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Dan was too busy writing the lore behind the cash shop

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So the Inqui is using what ever is nearby (As nobody came after the call)