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Thats shit.
Good shit. I know
YEAH
YO
EYY
coincidence?
Yeah i think ive seen ya. I was the level30 with a helmet
sounds good. Just ping me i'll probably be up for it
Aight awesome. Funny thing is that all of the freak things happen when warhammer is involved.
both in universe and out of universe
all the crazy shit is warhammer
cousin asked me why its so crazy
Hmm did i miss something or is the story for darktide that dan abnett helped with just a few very similar cutscenes ?
"There are 40k reasons why its crazy. Literally"
probably not even those
just that he had a hand in crafting the whole narrative of the game
like george rr martin for elden ring
imperial rejects sent on suicicde missions, daemonhosts etc
i think narrative is a better word then story since this game ain't really story focused
one of the best BL writers as well
hmm thats kind of disapointing
i hoped for a little bit more story or even more narrative
there is promised future content so there might be some kernels of story being released over the months with new maps/ missions
like missions focused on unveiling the traitor and stuff
definitely live service/seasonal type stuff in the future
'go hear, do thing/kill thing whilst killing things on the way'
I wanna fight a single plague marine cuz how tf do you have nurgle zombies and no stinky boys
even just one boss
well that would be fun
it'd be sick
Definitely would showcase the power level difference between baseline humans and transhumans which this game has done a decent job at already.
hey does anyone know if Yarrick is actually dead or not?
a plague marine could be cool, but I also want to see space marines as far away from this as possible
and feel better then those assasination targets with shields
i mean come on those things are rare
Lemme list the crazy IRL shit that happened involving warhammer:
I bumped into some old friends i haven't seen for years at the local geek store playing warhammer out of complete chance.
This is not the first time ive found a random ive played with before for warhammer
I discovered my bisexuality the same day i discovered warhammer (My friends say that im slaanesh's chosen for this and i am now forced to play their side for the tabletop)
... I think theres more but my brain has compartmentalized that shit
if theres one thing baout 40k, it's that it's oversatured with space marines
Cause crazy is badass
as dead as ciaphas caine
I agree 100% but considering how they usually send a single marine to worlds in general, one chaos marine would probably work if done correctly
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no crap, Space Marines sell like cold ice cream on a hot summer day
anythning 'done correctly' is by definition good

as long as they don't lean on the idea i'd be satisfied
HE AINT DED!
that only makes sense if it's a deathguard plot but we have no indication that it is
it also devalues the 'darktide' by having space marines involved
just.... stop. I dont want to see anymore pauldrons
you are absolutely right
would be cool if Atuma Prime was actually a Necron Tombworld, that would be a dumb but cool plot twist
let space marine 2 sate our appetite for astartes
mechanically it would just be like an assassination target, so I doubt it would change the gameplay that much
necron tombworld is a bit overused dont you think ?
not as much as you would think
"What if it was a Necron Tombworld being sought out by an Ork waaugh and the Tyranids were on their way too?????
it always feels like the necrons are just shackled to tomb worlds
its too easy to bloat with factions in 40k cuz there are so many lol
with the plot twist 'x planet was a tomb world all along' just kept in the writers back pocket
would make sense for a Chaos cult to target a tomb world, they have ussually have large deposits of blackstone (warp modifying mcguffen shit)
dark mechanicus maybe
actually now I think about it, a genestealer cult would make a great add on enemy faction
genestealers are always nice
and then we find out that the traitor was a genestealer 😄
i just wanna get stuck in with da boyz
everythign is better with orkz
Who are both ranged and melee, with warp spiders who can be teleporting mini-bosses
ORKS ORKS ORKS
eldar would immediately reck us. would have a better chance against flayed ones
Like in Helsreach?
been meaning to read that
first 40k novel was The Infinite and The Divine. and it remains to this day my favorite 40k novel
I think that.... with Helsreach and Rynns World. The narrattive weight of thee 'slow grinding defeart' is sorta lost with the 'sudden reinforcements'
oof fair
im still hype tho
as long as its nothing like Gotham Knights controls on keyboard
Well ya dont get one without the other. A huge green man with a makeshift cannon that shouldnt even work that is fueled by peer willpower chargin at ya is both hilarious and terrifying
ill be happy
decent but I had to remap the weapon special because it conflicted with another key
now V is my special instead of mouseclick
i heard of a story which is all about sendig out a request for aid from the imperium, main haracter dies achieving this goal. and the last chapter is some adminisatrum clerk just logging the request away in a massive vault
honestly we need more "Orks are actually horrifying enemies" novels, the Orks as the comedic relief has been over used
i might just make my special attack button one of the buttons on the side of my mouse
huh
like mw2 i have a button for stab, boom, flash, and fear
The true terror of 40k is its scale, how nothing truly matters, even space marines dying gloriously are drops in the bucket. Necron sits down to read and an entire year passes, dudes nap for decades, time and what it means to be human are so diluted you wonder if its even worth saving
yeah I donn't be into the ork terrifying absurdity meme because no pov characcter wuld know that
also we need more wacky adventure 40k novels like Infinite & Divine
What i want to read atm is like... full imperial stalinism
I also love the fact that the average imperial citizen thinks orks are also memes cause they make no sense, until their world gets subjected to a WAAAGH
I dont think you can get one without the other. They are horrifying to fight, but fighting them usually comes with hilarious gimmicks as you get metaphoricly raped by them.
but yeah what i said earlier
the 'average' imperial citizen thinks they are squat greenskinned xenos that justify imperal xenophobia by being so pathetic
I mean having a man eating squiq launched out of a oversized potato gun is both hilarious and terrifying
yeah, but the reason why I say this is becasue of said ork memes, I can never take orks too seriously when they're the main antagonist of a book
read up on doge vandire and the age of apostasy thats some real bleak shit
bolter is my favorite weapon and i havent even played this game
too bad it has a teeny tiny clip to offset it's ridiculous power
Cause orks never take anything seriously themselves. Thats kinda the point of them
want a book on the plague of disbelief (the space wolves vs vandire ecclesiarchy not the black crusade one)
They aint going away. Sorry. But make no mistake. Im sure if they get added to the game, they will be done justice
yeah read the first Warhammer Crime novel, big fan of the everyday story but in the 40k setting
what's even worse/better is having a man eating squig launched through the warp into your armour out of an oversized food processor
Ok. thats blursed.
I dont think orks will be in darktide. the games whole aesthetic is imperials vs heretivd
Have orks eat the humans
i could be wrong, but it would be rather jarring
orks can invade anything
but yeah i like the idea behind the bolter
Also I know it will never happen but I want a romantic comedy 40k novel that takes place in a civilized world, no large scale war, just people being people living in the imperium
Reasonably you want a force the Moebians could ally with.
75 calibur explosive drill bits
if you want a grimdark take on orks, read Fifteen Hours
because when you want chunky marinara. you get chunky marinara
Ah is this the story where 'imperial guard life expectancy is 15 hours' meme comes from, when really its for tthis onne particular warzone?
yep
ill have a gander for the ebook later
i dont even think its a meme lmao
like have a book about a PDF trooper being conscripted into the IG and now has a few months to find a wife and get married cause he doesn't want to die non married
it's also a depiction of orks from the perspective of a completely green (no pun intended) conscript
it is appropriately terrifying
yesh orks are killingmachines, brutes who want to destroy everything you've ever known and loved for fun
also if you don't speak their language they don't sound so much like funny futbol bois
that... i want to say nihilism? that not the right word. is terrifying considering they just wash away resistance
theres a flesh tearers audiodrama where the Orks are literally just british football lads
it was actually kinda funny because they don't sound any different
that's what orks are based on so it's pretty appropriate
from normal humans
I think I remember watching a youtbue video
... gaijingoomba who was gong over the 'real world inspirations for 40k races' and didn't bring that up
the original warhammer fantasy races often satirize english stereotypes
was a complete hack video anyway
the dwarfs for example are northerners who don't want to let go of grudges
we don't talk about the pygms ofcourse
lots of dodgy stuff in warhammers past
there were dodgy things that I liked
The orks kinda being like the zulus?
savage orks
that one's real bad
yeah basiaclly saying black = ork
but I just like seeing Zulu's anywhere so I quiet liked it
a very interesting culture and history etc etc
Oh I guess they did it again in 40k
with the battle of... brokentooth rift?
praetorians vs feral orks
no, you trick the mind not the heart
pretty sure the praetorians only exist for that 'Zulu' reference
Exactly
And if you never use your mind. Just your heart....
exactly
ignorance is strength
a small mind is a tidy mind
Asking questions is how you get heresy
What i mean is the zealot is so used to not using their brain, that they dont know when they're being tricked
They can't be tricked
Because faith overcomes the vanity of thinking
The Emperor himself intercedes
faith in what?
The emperor protects fools, drunks, and little children
Faith in the Emperor
what else
the emperor neglects
ok so zealots talk to the emperor?
Zealots are literally trained to not question ANYTHING. As long as they are convinced by a force thats pretending to be following the emperors will.
heretic "Kill your CO"
zealot "Why?"
heretic "Uhh... Cause he's a heretic and the emperor wills it?"
zealot "Ok... FOR THE EMPORER! unwittingly commits a war crime
Yes they do now.
Ridiculous
there's plenty of heretic zealots
Also it's 40k the only war crime is not going to war
they fall to khorne quite often
@mossy mortar You server the inquisition under multiple COs my guy
you expect me to remember the names of heretics?
why does this make sense
blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden throne
True but you get my point
Only the insane may prosper
The insane are also the easiest to turn. Remember
zealots are really just self serving, delusional
you point them at a heretic and set them loss, because having to take respnosibility for them ends badly
No, not when filled with the spirit of the emperor
its thr reason the Red Redemptionists arent a part of the Church
He guides the heart when filled with faith
because they know no master
only the Emperor
they are too blood thirsty, too zealous that they threaten the stability of the empire
yeah self-serving in that they serve their perception of the emperor
There is nothing else!
Their faith makes them easy to be tricked. As long as they are convinced they are doing shit in the name of the emperor, they will do it. Even if they are actually serving chaos.
All mankind knows the Emperor's will. But many are weak and do not follow it
That is their sin
Yeah if a zealot suspects a hab block of heresy they’ll get a little team together and purge it, Wich can cause problems there good fighters though
No, the will of the emperor conquers all. Mankind knows inherently the path of righteousness
Oh so then explain why heretics exist.
You know by intuition and faith the difference between truth and falsity
the sins of pride and reason
I actually can think of a time a zealot has been full on tricked
useful idiots sure
They become beholden to the sin of thinking they can intellectually understand the whole of the Emperor's grand plan
but this is pride
But then explain why the emperor was able to accomplish what he did.
its more likely that they take the steps of khornate damnation through rampant bloodlusts
The Emperor is the Emperor
'skulls for the golden throne'
We can only follow His will
He guides us
All men have the divine spark and can commune with his will
the church preaches 'follow orders' for stability reasons
The key is to do all for Him
this is heresy
And not for any other cause
literally
The Emperor is the Master of Mankind
please stop this cringe
All humanity is part of his divine plan
Theres no way to know if you're being guided the right direction if you dont take responsibility for yaself. If you fashion yourself as a simple tool, then there's nothing stopping you from being used by the enemy
Yes you can know by faith
Faith can be twisted. Hense why heretics worship the chaos gods to begin with
You must judge for yourself based on faith and your inherent ability to see truth and goodness
anyway if you just want blood and skulls you should go hang out with khorne, he's much cooler about it and you don't need to make up excuses anymore
If the Emperor is a god, what is the name of the Emperor? turning point chaos
Hello. I am curious about this rule: "4. Discussion of the NSFW fringes of older GW 40K material should be avoided in gory detail. References are fine, but save the details for another server. ". What do they refer to? Of course without details, in order not to break thisvery same rule, but i wonder what is considered "NSFW" in the 40k universe. I am perplexed and also quite curious.
Now you're contradicting yoself
How
Ships in 40k, are most of the crew techpriests or are there only a few and there’s normal crew for other tasks and the mechanicus just keep things in order?
its probably referncing the Daemonculba thing
awful stuff, don't seek it out, it's not fun NSFW
Bad writing too
You're talking about judging shit based on truth when you were just talking about faith
Just a bad book series in general
They aint always the same
Plenty of human crew with gunners etc, just depends what type of ship it is
God is truth, god is goodness
crew is human slaves, crewmen with tech priests oversseeing
Faith is how we find the truth
If thats the case then why are there chaos gods?
They're false gods
i was pinged?
you need to remember these ships hace crews that go into 10k-100k
could tell a tiny bit? As said, no details, i don't want to break the rule. Is there rape or exaggerated gore? is that it?
Warp entities who consider themselves god
just look up graham mcneill's ultramarines series
just google it if you really want to know, no need to toe the line about it in here
it's a pretty lalme series anyway
Right cause some of them are unfathomably massive, I wonder if the crew was also like this during the Horus heresy or great crusade
Ultramarines just come off as dumb teenagers
the Adepteus Ridiclous podcast has an episode on it.
nobody knows what it was like back then
Cause in some of the books they seem just like normal people
Guilliman does
its just kinda uber gross and edgey from the 90s
It's sort of whatever works best for the story
Ah
I dont really get myself too involved in the gritty details of the books and lore. Cause you have lots of different writers all with conflicting stories.
Most Imperial Navy is shown to be a sort of cross between Napoleonic Britsh navy and modern military
I guess dialogue would be boring on a ship if it was cold techpriests and servitors
Time to cause a war
probably the lost ones, quite literally
Ships have tons and tons of people is definitely universal in the fluff
And there's lots of manual laborers
Excluding those
I swear if this becomes another space marine wank session im gunna scream
Thanks for the answers to whoever did answer XD
I feel like most of the primarchs get there moment in the sun
With like press gangs and work gangs hauling on giant ropes and shit
yeah the navy stuff is intersting
And if there's a boarding action then the arms lockers open and the crew grab shotguns and cutlasses and fight
inconstistent but interesting
Battlefleet gothuc gant
space marines are probably the least interesting aspect of 40k
i think in a recent gaunt ghost book
IT makes sense in a way... if you need a bunch of extra hands on board to fight boarders or replace losses
Howdy, just returned from dinner, what are we discussing in such hallowed channel?
Yeah the naval side of 40k is so interesting cause it feels really developed and plausible
Might as well put them to work the rest of the time to keep them quiet
its decribed how void combat takes hours, days and weeks
instead of just using automation for everything
a torpedo could be incoming to cripple your ship and you just have to wait a week for it to impact
That’s so cool
I'm convinced they have work gangs hauling shells and stuff just to keep them busy and tired
Yeah I don’t know if it’s true but I heard the guns are manually loaded
But the shells must be massive
Yes there's a big diagram in the book and everything
well that's not quite right, imperial ships are pretty maneuverable for their size
especially navy ships
There s little dudes with ropes down there just becasue lol
Heheh
the hydraulics on the lifter dont work so you gotta do it with ropes
Guess the men of iron was that bad huh?
Why should we have robots doing the work when we have men standing idle??
cracks whip
then ofcourse, every ship has a ever growing population of mutants in their bilges
That’s true, they have people to spare
teams have to be sent into the bilges to hunt them down
The ships are that big?
kilometers long
YEah they go a little nuts with the nubmers but the ships are ridiculously big
each ship is like a flyiong city
The most 40k weapon ever
with its own customs, myths
Big gun. Lots of death. Lots of pointless manual labour
officers are a hereditary ruling class
Horus when he was a good guy
we dont get enough time with him
The scale of 40k is so massive, don’t they retcon titan height at one point?
COnstanntly, honestly
Like I remember hearing some were so big they can be seen from orbit
there's a titan scale chart in the pins
I hear titans are accidently really small
scale is tricky honestly
It's more they expanded the lore
because technically speaking even the minis are horribly disproportionate if they're actually people
Yeah most of the minis are old and are out of date scale wise
They have to be
the heads are giant etc to make them more recognizable and easier to paint
i recall in the aforementioned flesh tearers book
a titan has to walk into a acid ocean
the shear amount of liquid mass it displaces sends a tsnami of acid out onto the shore
which melts a guard reigment doing battle with orks
the 2d war for armeggedon was pretty metal
I tried painting a space marine and got a headache from how tiny the models are
being a Custodes player I think I got spoiled because they have much larger models
theyre tall bananas
custodes have their own army in the tabletop?
Oh yeah
huh, wild
I wonder if custodes are space marines from the emperors gene or they are a mini primarch by their own right. Hmm
Same goes for grey knights
Since the emperor probably doesnt have a geneseed
Or he might have implanted it
I always figured it was just arcane sciences
One and done for each cystodes
Whilst marine geneseed is like building robots to make more robots
Diluted but faster
I liked the idea thst the custodes are paper tigers
Which i think was hinted at in one hh book
Closer to Primarch than SM
Think garro beats one in a dual
Geneseed apparently is an organ thats transplanted into your body to make you have a larger build, grow extra organs
As they are custom crafted
Basically rewrite your dna
To have healing capabilities
Or something
Thats what I understood
Yeah but geneseed produces more geneseed is my point
Geneseed is like a genetic template taken from a primarch or something
I wish they did some proper great crusade books etc
the ending
Narratively speaking not much happens otherwise
I would of loved to see legions fighting without their primarchs etc
Yeah you don't see much of that. But the GC is really just the prelude to the HH
Is there a book about Lord Solar Macharius, can't remember
There must be
There's something called a progenoid gland that contains the cell material to grow all the additional organs that make a space marine
It grows inside marines until it gets harvested
Hes just kinda there in the lore otherwise
When marines die they try to retreieve the progenoids so that more marines can be created from them
so is a mechanicus becoming a robot a gradual process or do they go full speed ahead into a robot body whenever the option presents itself
the system is primarily artificial organs that interact with normal human physiology
combined with some level of gene therapy
I think as they go up in rank they get access to more implants and customize their bodies more
Each priest's body is like their own custom creation
And their interests and personality comes out in them
The mechanicus also has their own diplomatic corps that has all subtle modification to interact with non-mechanicum people without creeping them out
Yeah, Iirc Cain meets a techpriest girl twice. Once she's still human and the second time she has already got some bionics
Over time
From what i know its vague/not described. My headcanon was that the geneseed grows in the neck and sternum. Every 50-100 years you can harvest one to get the material for another marine
Yeah i think that part is spelled out pretty clearly
that's just lore
And the names of all the organs and stuff
It's a popular topic so a lot of the rulebooks have bits on it
It's actually pretty interesting too, they're actually working on artificial organs now
I take full ownership of my head canon and will sue gw for infringing on my ip
Like a bioengineered pancreas for diabetics
The location of progenoids is in several books
i think it's neck and chest
I refer to my previous post
I like that power armor is made out if stone
Well. Ceramite. A ceramic material. Which i understand to be stone
I like that unpainted power armor is supposed to be the same color as the unpainted plastic model parts
only on that one weird gray planet
97%
it was in one of the RPGs
so close
Rings a vague bell
it's a shame white scars were an unpopular tabletop army due to how much a pain in the ass it was to paint them
I wonder if imperial beastmen will ever make a return
where dyes and hallucinogens are the most popular luxury goods
Thought the Gor Half Horn model was pretty sicj
The veteran actually gets some lines where he says he served with beastmen once
"Gave me the creeps"
Ye
I think it's uhh loose cannon
I saw what you did
brain fart
Tsk tsk
Also Gor Half Horn is an aweful nane
Well. Tge Gor part is
Well... mainly its because if WHF beastmen being called Gors
gors and ungors
Maybe it was like
"What are you?"
"ME GOR"
"He says his name is Gor"
You know considering the shear amount of voice lines needed to he recorded. I honestly doubt a fifth character is likely
Shoukd honestly but yhd game down for a year or two for some of the other stuff they said to be implemented
Archtypes for one
Its likely but like
they'll prob cut down the VA's to just one personality, so 2 VAs for one class
otherwise having 3 Female/3 Male VAs for a new class would be just way too much work
Primarily im thinking with the other voices
New lines to connect and answer
Like say they added a hive ganger
a lot of the lines are already combinable
Theyd atleast need voices to be like "take thjs ammo ganger"
like you can see there's a prompt and a response, but tehre's multiple responses for each character to each prompt
like "Boy I hate hive cities"
and then it's clear each character has a response related to hive cities
that can be chosen to match that one
Honestly I wish there was more singing
Maybe like a rhythm game to keep the song goin
no
Geneseed is genetic material
Its a gland
the gene seed was created after they lost the primarchs
And in deathwing we used to call the room with the geneseed the "cum freezer"
Make that what you will
no the progenoid gland holds the geneseed
Scrapping the gunk off the primarch test tubes
Space marines are very homo erotic
Literally
When they were a baby at that
Let me plant my seed in you adolescent boy so you become a big burly space sailor with huge guns
I wonder what would have happened if a daemonculaba had worked
Would we have gotten a daemonhost spacemarine baby i wonder
Space marine try not to be homoerotic challenge
Daemonculuba did work?
What did the product look like
Its uhh whats his name
Like a space marine
Skinless for one thing
^
Most were skinless space marines, some were rejects, mutation ridden abominations that were thrown down a pit
Whicg must be super uncomfortable
Or not actually because theres no skin nerves to be agitated
Nothing about these things is
Emperor should have just made it so space marines can have fun time to reproduce with women to make space marines

I wonder whatever happened to Erda
do space marines even have the hardware required to reproduce normally
No
Primarch's mommies
so would that mean they have permanent shrinkage
I mean you'd probably lose your rod if run out of room for your organd
The newborn was a succesful creation of the daemonculaba right?
The testicles probably got crushed
no the hormonal function is probably intact and enhanced
Space marines were still former humans
i think it would be a strategic move to remove the balls as they are a weak point in the male biology
Also the age of marine recruits is the same as the game's primary customer base
the game as in darktide or the table top
Tabletop
Back in the day too
I assume the average player age is much hogher than it was back in the 90s
also im just realizing ive been exposed to Warhammer longer than i thought
I mean it's tweens
Wait til you start finding out what a shite company owns this amazing IP lol
there was this like table top game it was orks versus human knights and you had to break a castle gate with the troops and you can shoot disk at the castle or the troops
In between reading Judge Dredd and Nemesis the Warlock
pretty sure i remember it said Warhammer on it
And your older brother's heavy metal album covers
you too can be one of the most badass 12 year olds in the galaxy and become a super soldier that just kicks ass forever
lol
joins the lamenters
And never have to deal with girls or have your mom tell you what to do
Jsut bro out and shoot weird goblin guys in the face with guns
black ships?
At least according to ADB's book
Psykers, so the Black Ships and any other Psykers that get to the Assignment.
They have to be young tho
It's bound to be a small pool.
the inquisition runs the black ships right?
yes
Battle Masters
No.
The Adeptus Telepathica does and it has its own division called the League of Blackships
thats not it
This intro bit of lore in Dark Tide goes unnecessarily hard. My first 40k game besides Vermintide
vermintide is not 40k
I thought it was in the universe
But I guess that's Warhammer universe not 40k?
Ur sure?
Warhammer is different from 40k with some IP crossover like daemons
warhammer fantasy and warhammer 40k ar 2 seprate universes made by the same company
they share the same chaos characters however
yes it looks nothing like i remember it at all
Ah gotcha
Well this goes insanely hard. The whole purge the heretic/cleanse the mutant thing going on gets me so hyped
Then the only one I can thing of is hero quest
This game totally captures 40k
theres more chaos runes
All the best 40k IP stuff these days is out of GW hands and is insanely awesome. Fat shark for the win
Hey ! I’m wondering if this color scheme is based on a chapter or if it’s created by someone, can someone help me please ? 😅
Nope, custom
witchfinder? could you help me a bit?
Oh okay thanks!

Is it runes again
yes
no
Lmao
So, if the Emperor had succeeded in opening up the Webway to humanity, how fucked would Commoragh have been?
Let's say yes
then very and the horus heresy would not be as bad because faster travel and communications
also the webway project is what made the emperor stay at earth and leave the crusade to the primarchs right? if he succeded he would have been around to slap horus before he went uber bad
i know more about fantasy than 40k, but is it me or the lore its kinda darker-grimer than fantasy
and i know fantasy got some pretty dark moment but each time ive read about 40k its always dark as hell..?
I would imagine they’d still be fighting the war
Commoragh would have United early and would have access to really insane weaponry that has since been lost
Fantasy is about fighting for survival
Imo yes, but its also a line for authors to tread
Oh, absolutely. Fantasy had like, some small measure of hope, and characters/factions you could unironically root for despite their flaws
40k... doesn't
40k is about the inevitable downfall of humanity
And raging against the dying light
Everyone, almost every individual in 40k, is a bastard
Humanity is explicitly doomed in 40k
I think a lot of 40k books can easily fall too much into just
Grimderp
Which is why I feel 40k is best treated as a comedy, lol
It’s dark comedy
Really, the only 40k faction you can kinda root for, at least IMO, is the Tyranids. At least they're just a bunch of hungry animals at the end of the day.
I mean a W40K based of LOTR(orcs), Starship Troopers, what do we expect ? it's not going to be the next Altered Carbon or Neuromancer
Also maybe the Farsight Enclaves but they are so tiny they're a non-factor, lol
100%
They’re a foil to the rest of the factions lol
Genuinely good
arent they like one mind tho?
The individual nids are animalistic
Hot take, but I feel like the Tau would have been better if they'd just... kept them like they were on release. I feel like that was quite grimdark on it's own, a tiny race of newcomers trying to spread good to the galaxy... yet that galaxy was fucking 40k
The hive mind is a hive mind
Just hopelessly naive fools
Yeah but then they brought in the eugenics and mind control and shit
is there an end times? like how does the story end?
No
I thought the Ethereals mind controlled people?
40k doesn’t and probsbly will never have a endtimes
No
When 40k stops making money and GW nukes the setting
They don’t
40k makes more money then fantasy AOS etc
but they did not know Total War Wahammer would make so much $$$$
AOS seems like shit tbf
and it's a bit shame they killed fantasy
Fantasy got absolutely fucked and it saddens me greatly. It was my favorite of the three.
got into warhammer cause of total war...
40k is too grimdark to care about and AoS is just too goddamn silly
got into warhammer from Vermintide 2 and then TW Warhammer
now own several book and its now my favorite universe so yeah kinda sad they stop making stuff about it
but w40k Dawn of War
ive play VT2 but didnt really knew what WH was at that time
AoS isn’t really silly tho?
to me sometimes Warhammer Fantasy has a flashed out storyline but i might be wrong becuase i did no read of the books maybe short stories
Though, I think I'd honestly like 40k better if the protagonist wasn't the Imperium. Another hot take, I think the Tau would make a far more interesting protagonist faction, and arguably make it seem even darker by comparison of POV.
Imagine the story unfolding through the eyes of these poor sods. SLowly discovering that the galaxy you intend to enlighten is doomed in probably a few thousand years. All the species you intend to unite under your banner are bastards who want to kill you at best.
And the biggest boy in town is a sprawling, decaying empire of angry monkeys who chant at machines and put their people into boxes to serve as computers
You forgot they’re also religious maniacs
i just hope the ending for W40K would be chaos has captured Tera and when they are trying to finish of the E, and from the massive energy the whole universe collapses and there is a big bang destroying everything
But the way they chant you forget it 😄
Mfw people comparing the imperial guard look too much like cultists
My brother in Christ the imperium is a death cult
They put sacrificing your life to the emperor and the imperium above everything else
i know the empire arent clean but damn does the imperium looks worst...
i feel like every faction in 40k are like the same but at their worst
ork got gun true
Most morally good factions would prolly be Tau then Craftworld Eldar
And everyone else is a lot worse
Then those 2
If I remember correctly, some orks work as mercenaries. But since orks use teef as their currency, what the hell are ork mercenaries getting paid with?
Food?
battle
Also raw materials
But ork mercenaries aren’t reliable like at all
They can turn on you at any time(usually after payment)
I guess that makes sense. Though spending time, effort and resources to gain the same resource seems slightly inefficient. However, I can imagine those engineer orks doing it to get metals in order to make more mech ork things.
The Empire, at least, shows some signs of progressing, and they openly embrace new ideas and technology for the most part. They are far from perfect but they're a mostly believable medieval/rennaisance society
The Imperium, meanwhile, is horrible in like
Every conceivable aspect
They have free healthcare(for soldiers only)
Kekw
What about Bretonnia
Oh Bretonnia straight up sucks, lol
And capital punishment is also good and fair
Honestly the Imperium is closer to Bretonnia than they are to the Empire, if comparisons have to be made
^
^
being a peasant in bretonnia is shit
yes that is really close to Europian Mediaval history...
so like 99% of the population
For the Lady ...
Sylvanian have it better than them i would say
I mean, Bretonnia is basically everything wrong with feudalism dialed up to 11
Yeah
So yeah
In warhammer crime
There’s a noble who pretty much has never had non corpse starch meat
He had a tiny ass piece of actual grox meat once
still better then radioactive cockroaches ...
And it was only because he wanted to improve on the corpse starch recipe lmao
any character that there in the two universe beside the Gods ?
Greater daemons
Just the Chaos gods
The greater daemons share names and such
the funny part is once GW said that Warhammer Fantasy is in somewhere in W40K
But they’re different
but then they retconned it
Yeah back in 2e lol
Are they the same greater daemons, though? Daemons in 40k seem a bit more powerful than in Fantasy, if only by virtue of remaining proportional to the setting's level of power
3e is when modern 40k started
just how would that work?
They have similar names and actions and personalities
Other then that they’re dif
Simple you have a feudal World somewhere on the rim of the known Imperium which is fighting chaos, the people don't know what is happening in the stars
Early 40k was canon to Fantasy, yeah. Things have since diverged way too far for that to be the case anymore, though. Like
A single Aeldari would body any Elf
pretty sure lizardmen do...
well actually
both of them reference the lizardmen
this is the consistent one the Old Ones
there is also a mention to it in a short story that remains have been found on Terra
maybe i am wrong or i don't know
if W40k Old Ones = lizardmen WF
mmmm i pretty much like them better separated
they have separated it for a reason
Like, in fantasy, if an Elf and a Human fought, the Human had a decent chance of winning if you picked any random two. Experienced warriors, the Elf had an advantage due to being a bit faster and having a much longer life to accumulate experience
In 40k, if an Aeldari and a human fight 1v1, that human is going in the fucking ground
No shot
So they can't be the same
Space Marines are a bit different from the average human schmuck, lol
That’s a dreadnought as well lol
In a straight fight between a marine and an aspect warrior
Whoever gets the first hit in prolly wins
so yes to answer the question once upon a time the two world were on the same timeline but no longer
I also often feel like 40k kinda undersells how scary Eldar are individually. I've seen a few good depictions but a lot of stuff just seems to treat them like regular elves
When it's like... nah, those fuckers have superspeed, are smarter than Einstein, and can rip your soul out with psychic powers
even in LOTR and in WF and W40K i don't like a being that is super smart and can forsee the future yet they fuck them selves...
example Fulgrim meeting the Eldars and talking to them...
Well, the Aeldari are also hilariously, cripplingly arrogant. It's literally baked into their DNA.
Lol
they knew he was corrupted but to arrognat...
like the rest of the factions unfortunetly since they don't sell well..
Yes i understand it but an arrogant race as they should have learned a better lesson by now (enslaving their other half to Slaaanesh)
Nah their lead writer just doesn’t have much interest in them
So their writing as a whole suffers
I thought 40k was sort of like a vehicle for stories. Does their lead writer have final say in all cannon/non cannon?
Stories from different authors I mean
No, but lead writers for factions write a lot of stuff
well that is even more trickier
Yeah that is not the issue at all lol
also can say the same about the Imperium
who hasnt learned its lesson in 10k years 
Everyone in 40k has a learning disability, lol
The Imperium will never learn since that is how the people are thought
Im glad IRL humanity isnt like this
oh wait

Learning is heretical
Turkish Schools Moment
Wait for another 20 years when you are in pension ... you will see the people keeping soc alive...
I just wonder what the kids of the Imperium are taught and how they are keeping up with it
Man I dunno if most of us are even gonna make pension, lol
i will probably die from a hearth condition lol...
Hope dies last...
well, we are the closest right now to it...
but papa Nurgle is doing it's best with the new Covid wave...
Nurgle got some new options ready with a new virus found in the ice 💀
The c'tan shards are possibly the necrons greatest weapon. But I'm wondering, how small is the typical c'tan shard? Is it 1/12 of the original c'tan? 1/6? 1/50?
I had a Vet talk about something about genestealers, but I forget the details of what he said. I only remember he mentioned them.
It was in the middle of a fight so I didn't pay attention
1/100 at least most likely
C'tan shards are... Stupid. C'tan god's are word shattering stupid
That sounds about right. I wonder how big the void dragon shard in Mars is, since its supposedly a "massive shard of the void dragon".
just a C'tan shard can already manipulate time and banish enemies into different dimensions, a full C'tan is almost omnipotent in realspace
does the cawl inferior think independently of the main cawl
wait isn’t that cawl long time friend?
i remember reading up he had an assistant, who was his friend and he kept bringing him back to life since he felt important. Apparently he lost his memories on why he does this, but felt it was right
No Cawl inferior is supposed to be a device that is pre programmed to answer guillimans questions
Except it also has the unhealthy tendency of asking to make Cawl fabricator general
Which Cawl has explicitly said he doesn’t want
so is cawl assistant even a thing now?
Hey so where did the "protec the lil uns" thing come from. Is that actual dialog somewhere?
famous voiced meme from DreadAnon
https://youtube.com/shorts/wFFSfSw7KQI?feature=share
@silver quail
“NOOOOO WE HAVE TO EXECUTE ATTACK PROTOCOL 23 OR ELSE WE’RE DONE FOR”
“me gon shot da bad’unz”
#warhammermemes #warhammer40k #imperialguard #40klore #ogryn #darktide
I love it
Oud Oudia Raskian, who is known for actually somewhat silently supporting experimentation
Is still an absolute psychopath
Like 99% of high ranking members of the mechanicus
Sounds like a level headed guy
Are those chaos runes?
or "Death to the false emperor
Kw/qu Ee LL M Ak II M / M Aa ii M? Dh II S T rh o y (Kill(?) Maim Destroy?)
what do you reckon will fill those shuttered doors on the mourningstar
Dunno
His body is a factory
Like a literal factory
speaking of apparently hes mentions in the hollow mountain i dont remember this
anyone know the timelapse between editions usually? I want to get 9th edition core but i have no idea if tenth will be here within a few monthes
so should i go ahead and dip into 9th or just wait?
These are the same runes on the slaves to darkness box!!
10th will most likely be out in a few months
Ph L Aa Gu Ii Rh AA V AA Gh II Rh O Tz Dh I AA Tz H (plague ravage rot death)
as for what the rest means
alright thanks
Eye of the god, *Elastic limbs/limb loss?) Uncanny resemblance, Big head, Immensity
That said I dont regret ever dipping in, I still have everything from second onward, even editions I didnt play. So I would go ahead, but I also think the signs all point to 10th within the next 6-10 monthss
idk if this helkps but the text on the box says slaves to darkness
adn the symbols are the same
idk if there is like a translation lmao
dis shit like star war fr
it changes but the general concept should stay the same
yar gzui hak war and it repeats
huH
unless i have that in teh wrong order
lmao
yeah I got the phonetic runes
sick!
turns out british graffiti has been chaos signs all along
Yo, what's the difference between a Melta weapon and a Volkite weapon?
They both sound like very hot beams of plasma
Iirc volkite is basically a death ray that makes people burn into flames
Theres a horus heresy cover art that I forgot for which book that shows basically that
Bit of an odd question, but has anyone figured out the lyrics to the boss theme chant?
That thing is actually just an iron warrior on fire from a land raider exploding
But there’s another iron warrior firing a volkite weapon
I'm trying to find the cover to see if it is
Kinda art since I forgot where its from
It’s the tallaran book
Gimme a sec
Notice the exploded land raider
Aaaah I always I guess I remembered it wrong
Nah it’s not ur fault
But Volkite is still basically a heat death ray
Huh
There’s no subtitles on Spotify 
I’d love to know what they’re saying though
is jesus cannon in 40k?
Have to ask... Why are Psykers hated? Thought the emperor is the most powerful Psyker there is
Soo it is like they are worshipping the type of the being they hate the most?

Dunno much about 40k lore outside of random snippets from TTS and DoW stuffs
Also eh... If Psykers are hated or controlled this much... How on earth does inquisitions even decided to allowed a space marine chapter that is all Psykers?
Hypocrisy
And the fact that Psyker are mutants, and that using the Warp is very dangerous
Like it's using the power of hell to do stuff
And has chances to summon deamons
But Psyker are still incredibly useful
Like they are the longest range communication system
And the power of the Warp, when used by trained personnel is very strong
Even more when the enemy is a Daemon
i got you
a question, do you think neo-volkite guns are now common enough thanks to Cawl's efforts that it would be lore plausible for us to get our hands on some down the line?
Extremely unlikely but we do work for the Inquisition so anything could be possible
hmm aight thanks, I imagine we'd wield the "pistols" the primaris marines use as full-sized guns but it'd be really awesome
I think neo volkite still is rare?
Funny, ths is from a Only War demo module I've been looking at running recently
Eleventh Hour
I don't think those are made in Human size, but they still are rare and expensive
Yes, Christianity was cannon, so I'd say Big J was also
what's only war?
hmmm, still questioning which one to use if i am to dm
another one to the list to check out
Hey why do Cadians have purple eyes? Is it taint from being so close to the Eye of Terror?
It mostly depend on what you want the story to be
Cadia is really close to the Eye, that why it changed their eye colours
Yes- but the emperor killed all religions as he unified Terra.
Each game is specialized but uses the same system.
Dark heresy is basically Call of Cthulhu in 40k playing as Inquisitorial Acolytes
Only War you're guardsmen
Deathwatch you're Space Marines
Black Crusade is heretics/heretic space marines
Rogue Trader is space conquistadors
Think of it like this. There’s this super wise, intelligent guy leading your entire race, with its best interest at heart. And he has super powerful nukes. Yay!
Now here is a regular Joe. He also has access to the nukes, and the nukes whisper to him that he should blow up his city.
And the guy you are worshipping also has the voices whispering to him except nobody knows about that part basically!
Eh, the Emperor faced the entire might of chaos head on and remained uncorrupted. Id say he can be trusted with this power. Same with Grey Knights.
Basically, being a psyker isn’t inherently wrong, it’s just that vast majority cannot handle this power, so it’s far more sensible to control everyone by default. But there are individuals which can handle this power without risk.
If they're that similar I guess it's easy to for example tell a story about rogue traders using dark heresy right?
Do they have literally the same stats too or Smth?
there are little changes between the games, but you can take a dark heresy character and play them in rogue trader... theyd actually be very overpowered because of how exp costs are used
but rogue trader is a very different power scale with a voidship combat system tied to all of the classes
so you're better off just using the designed game for whatever your going for
Very nice considering they are going to eventually end up part of a ship with both an inquisitor and rogue trade in
If I use any, I guess dark heresy should be better. Actual lote question, is it a fair assesment to say living in the middle hive is alike to living in industrial Victorian London?
And outside hives on civilised/shrine worlds, akin to china/the Soviet Union or other modern dictatorships of our time?
Depends on the hive city generally hive cities are like living in kowloon walled city. and the farther up you go the more "normal" life becomes. so upper middle is likely something close to Victorian.
And outside hives on civilised/shrine worlds, akin to china/the Soviet Union or other modern dictatorships of our time?
Nah, the imperium of man has paradise worlds that are literally just mega vacation homes people try and retire too and "imperial worlds" are often described as having most modern amenities. Shrine Worlds would be like living in the Vatican or at a church but its the entire world.
Depend on the Hive
Granted everything is flavoured with a heavy does of propaganda and information obfuscation, the average imperial cant read high gothic among another of other basic stuff. if you live in a hive you probably cant write either as general intelligence isent valued
theres also examples of hives that are just a shit show at all levels like necromunda
I didn't mean paradise worlds, more like civilised
Civilised worlds are called "imperial Worlds"
uh
Gonna guess they are like a "imperial world" except add in all the benefits of being run by the church
Shrine worlds are often built in dedication to a specific shrine filled with special relics
Kinda? generally they have smaller populations and the ecclesiarchy has complete control
Most shrine worlds have Sisters of battle instead of guardsmen regiments to defend them.
don't guardsmen go outside planet while pdf are the ones that are stationed as garrisons normally?
also, when i said "akin to soviet union" I meant in the level of authoritarism. I doubt "Imperial worlds" are functioning democracies at all
yes and generally the guardsmen will be better equipt
Depends on the world some worlds are ruled by a meritocracy of guilds, i dont think we have an explicit example of a democracy outside of maybe olympia? but that was more like the greeks then full democracy
Er rome.
Perturabo nuked it soo...
Am just getting that imperial worlds vary... a lot, kinda makes sense
i collect iron warriors, i know all about peter's little happy errors
mhm general rule of thumb, anything can happen on any world as long as two rules are followed Every one worships the emperor as the only god and there tithe is paid in full
Spoken like a true galactic feudalist lol
Theres a great example of this in the carcharadons books about a bunch of guild merchants ruling, and they skimmed like 0.000001% of every tithe and got shwacked for it.
Exactly 😄
i mean 0.000001% of a PLANETARY tithe is probably still like millions of lasguns and leman russes
in this case it was very little they were a mining colony.
if you had 0.0001% of a planet's resources, you'd be ric- oh F
But ya on some worlds it could be BILLIONS of units of tech
gotta love bureocratic "Technicallities" that get people slammed
Krieg produces Soldiers in the Billions for every tithe
krieg gives you like 10 regiments of 50k strenght each at a fine pace
and all of them will die to claim 2 miles
emperor forbid some heretic owns those 2 miles!
Exactly!
Maybe i'll come back later to ask about sources of entretainment hired guardsmen may be able to afford
can't search for idiotic cults without slacking off ofc
worth mentioning that by militarum regulation off duty gambling is prohibited (this rarely stops them)
Lore reason for level 1 reject buying the drippiest drip with us dollars?
Is there any needed
No
Whats a bunch of rejects from a hive city doing being allowed to see the sky?
and why wouldnt they employ the space marines to disrupt a surface signal thats taking control of people....I thought they hired writers
Dan was too busy writing the lore behind the cash shop
A lot of Hivers actually see the sky, it's not an enclosed space and it's not restricted to the Higher populace (Cos the surface sucks just as much as the Underhive)
Cos SM are not everywhere and most planet never actually have a SM set foot on it
So the Inqui is using what ever is nearby (As nobody came after the call)