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Well, Tzeentch is not Malal/Malice... but I get what you're saying.
Malal was more just go fight everyone when he existed
Using a Blackstone Fortress to exterminatus a planet? That's pretty much the intended use. Now crashing it into said planet because you lost... that's a big lol
yeah that would despoil the whole planet
You'd be losing a great set of armaments
I still think temporary demonic possession is more likely for critical peril psykers... exploding is kinda lackluster/disappointing.
None of them are safe, that's why they are awesome. But Tzeentch might let you keep your mind longest. Perhaps.
No, no. But Tzeentch will make sure that neither you nor your surroundings will actually notice how far and how quickly your sanity deteriorates.
Yeah I can’t stress how much it’s the opposite
Tzeentch dudes are the whole circus when it comes to being insane or getting fucked over
Chaos always takes your mind
But isn't Tzeentch also about Gaslighting, about you losing your grasp on what's real and what isn't?
Khorne is the only one you should ever join ... Khorne will never lie to you. Khorne will never betray you
as long as you slay shit Khorne is happy
If you want to be truly happy you join Nurgle. Papa Nurgle makes you always smile. You feel no pain and you will laugh all day.
All of the above basically
Mfw I choose to follow Tzeentch
I don't think Khorne gets enough respect in the lore. He has a tendency of being very one-note.
Isn't it more like "You feel the pain, but you no longer care"?
That's actually pretty good Slaaneshi Demonesse Cosplay. I'm impressed.
So you're saying that Orks and Nurgle are actually compatible in terms of mindset?
I read a fanfic where someone tried to make a Khornate daemon a little more interesting by pointing out that Khorne is supposed to embody all aspects of war, not just the chaos of combat. The exact words were "Because while Khorne is, yes, Ares - he represents the blood, the guts, the chaos and confusion of the battlefield, the martial strength and grim contest - he also represents Athena; the skill of a wise general and prudent tactician, the honor and glory of a fight well fought, bravery in the face of death and loyalty to one's comrades."
So you're saying that Kratos is a Champion of Khorne?
Something like the old, "every Chaos god is also the embodiment of something good" perspective.
iirc there has been an unboxing video made for the new guard set so yeah i guess it is
Old Kratos, certainly.
Why follow one god when you can follow all 4
It depends on the illness. I mean nurgle is not slaneesh where you induldge in pain. Nurgle marines simply don't feel any pain.
4*
Ragnarok Kratos, too. Since he embodies|| that Athena aspect||.
Strength of Khorne, Genius of Tzeentch, Endurance of Nurgle, and Ambition of Slaanesh
The chaos gods have no good angles
Ah. Haven't played the newer ones, so I wouldn't know.
thats just people thinking too deeply into something that isnt there
*Slaves to Darkness is literally in the name
I think in the context of fanfiction it's people trying to write something that they wish was there.
Ah we are talking about AOS
Gonna be honest, there’s probably alot worse to follow compared to chaos Lmao
Chaos is about as bad really
The Mechanikus' Creed about the Preservation of Knowledge empowers Tzeentch. The Orks mindless WAAARGHing empowers Khorne while their overall happy go lucky empowers Nurgle.
Nah
Da bad moon is one of the worst thing to follow ever
There souls are too small
Like, there was even an overly-long foreword where the person came up with an explanation of aeldari weirdness, Craftword Paths, and easier control over the warp using concepts from neurobiology.
my main anyance is the chaos gods being like... humanized.
Nope
All the things orks do empower gork and mork
I never noticed how massive Belisarius Cawl is in this art. He’s not even standing straight, he’s hunched over.
Really?
Daemons hate orks because they got nothing to tempt them with 
In old warhammer fantasy lore Khorne was the god of honor too. There was a situation where a champion of the kurgans fought against an imperial champion and was beaten. The kurgans withdrew because they honored the duel.
I thogoht it was because they were plants lmao
They should be treated like eldritch forces of nature not people
I think it's never stated that Nurgle makes the pain go away. Imho that makes Nurgle one of the biggest lyers. He doesn't heal, he doesn't make the symptoms go away. He simply makes you no longer care. Or even revel in it
Don’t get it wrong tho murder can feed khrone but it’s less about orks doing the murder and more of people dying lmao
Also this is correct
nurgle doesnt negate the pain as more just makes you accept it like a drug addiction
Well, remind me what Khorne is about... Isn't it about blood and murder and bashing in heads and skulls?! And isn't that most of what Orks do all day?
Orks can be affected by chaos to a degree but thats mostly through exposure and chaos orks never last longs and are always krumped
Same as how orks can reincarnate more or less
there are gsc orks
Yeah but again, they dont last long
Except that one that no one talks about because his lore is kinda dumb
aren't orks also extremely good at finding genestealers
Not extremely good
its literally just
"Oi mate, you look weird."
bashes head in
I imagine an ork tribe's HR department is either a very stressful or very laissez faire place...
they just think it's a tragedy that you ain't a proper ork iz all
I would argue that the Tyranids are the least racist species in the Universe.
jokaero are the least racist species in the universe
"They judge you not by the color of your skin, but the taste of your flesh"
Funnily imperial knights aren’t very racist all things considered, except for chaos, they will spare xenos if killing them seems dishonorable
And even rebellions to
I mean, towards the end of a planet's consumption some tyranid units are dissolved themselves... so they not only eat other species but also some of their own.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but besides mechanicus houses, aren’t knights and LoV on good terms?
Mostly
Not counting that ones that is extremely racist
I think in the end result, you are right. They are the big baddies of the setting, and are as "evil" as it gets.
Though each is representative of valid human emotions.
I think that's where the slippery slope comes in and chaos actually becomes interesting.
Yeah but sometimes following a horrible evil entity is better then living in the imperium lmao
I always liked the grimdark dicotomy of...
the imperium is aweful yes
but everything else is worse
except tau
Genestealer cults aren’t that bad either if they win and pretty far from the hive fleets
For humans I mean
Like...
Say you work in a factory, and it's back breaking work
and this guy starts up little group to argue for less working hours, better standards.
and your like hell yeah sign me up
then the group gets larger and stronger and works behind the scenes. Has these neat secret handshakes and outfits they wear at private meetings
then you blink, and you don't recognize yourself in the mirror
Probably both suck terribly. 😁
Yeah but at least if you are apart of chaos you have a chance for actual freedom,
no peaceful demands instead everyone in power is getting butchered, anyone even related tothem is being butchered
etc etc
good intentions outside of imperial doctrine and just the dark gods pulling on your heart strings to make you into another puppet
Yeah but the imperium you are less then a puppet
There is no freedom in chaos. You're just trading one slave master for another
You are a stat
yeah but it won't ask you to nail your friends to a building and dance around in the entrails
well... nah they are both equal
But to be completely fair, if I was offered to join chaos or live on a knight world, I’d pick the knight would
But if it was a hive world or chaos
but the imperium offers one stable stagnation
Chaos wins that one
whilst chaos offers poison apples
Pffff stable
Literally politics is one of the imperiums biggest enemies
in terms of a human lifespan
Freedom. That's the pitch my Tzeentch cultist larp character is selling. 😉
But franky, I think that the Empire at least has the potential for Altruism. The way chaos is designed/portraid, it tend's to turn into a "rule of the strongest" thing quite quickly.
or 'rule of who can sell themselves to the dark gods' the most
Yeah but it gives everyone an equal chance to come out on top
individuality becomes carving parts of yourself out for more favor
You aren’t born into the winning slot in chaos
yeah no the imperium asks that too. that or they ask you report said friends so they can be burned at the stake for any little slip up lol
I think that's self-reinforcing. To prevail, you need every advantage you need. You get the advantage by indebting yourself even more with your chaos god
yeah realized as I was typing it. I guess the point is the whole 'madness' thing
ye
To be fair in-debiting your self to a god is literally every religion
It’s definitely another level though
I honestly really like how darktide presents the imerpium. as this super big brother totalitarian state which I haven't seen enough of.
Chaos is an understandable but always shit option for almost everyone
nah. for the common humans in 40k there is no escape. they are stuck forever in hell where all options are shit and all factions are evil
Crime makes me thing 'hive gangers' which doesn't interest me too much? But a peak at normal humans sounds good to me
well the important thing is
the common human doesn't know anything
Except tau
to question imperial authority is sedition
I think that's one of the really nice facettes of the setting: That the Empire tries to stamp out Emotion (and therefor humanity, turning everything into machines) because emotions are the pathways to corruption.
And in the end it becomes therefore so similar to what it fights
tau suck too and will neuter you first chance they get
Tau is still a second class citizen in a totalitarian society where you’re controlled by the state
lol
It’s a little better than some Imperium worlds but it’s still shit
as the steralization talk comes from Dawn of War Dark Crusade
Better than being food, or a slave class worker controlled by the state
The Tau are not benevolent
A lot better than imperium worlds
I mean, your basically saying you'd rather be slaves for aliens
I would rather be a good worker slave for aliens
Than a bad worker slave for the communist imperium
tau are literally just the lesser evil and their empire is so small than the vast majority of humans dont get them as an option
This is the right answer
My guy, the tau Has population control, you have to be approved to reproduce in tau society
Also they have a weird god complex
But all of 40K does
I work a farm on an edge world, rather that killing myself through labor in a forge world
Tau are the white savior complex with rail guns
Yes
ye
Let’s all agree the best faction to live under is Imperial knights!
Also they look silly
but I do like the characterization of them pleading with humans to be reasonable
I mean, it’s better than some
Population control is still superior to what the Imperium offers, though.
You’re basically just a medieval peasant though
Some of them are actually pretty close to benevolent lol
Sometimes
No tyranid is ever unhappy. 😁
Like being on the shit end of the stick on a hive world sucks
'do the lives of your men mean so little to you? Are you that made!'
'do the lives of your men mean so much to you? Are you that weak'
Yeah but to be fair the evil to not bad is more on the not bad side
Unless you roll like
But no one does in 40k
Although
But you can have a normal boring life and die at a normal age
people do aclimate to their surroundings pretty well
That’s another aspect of it
A lot of them actually care about their “charges”/ people because of the throne mechanicum/protector culture
House Tara is is pretty bad
so hivers probably don't care, their shit life is jsut normal to them
Thing is though, statistically, most of the actual people live in Hive worlds. That's their point; they grow humans for the legions of the Imperial Guard. That's their contribution, so most of the population is concentrated there.
So if you were actually in the Imperium, you'd probably be in/from a hive.
Griffith use to be really really trash
That’s how our world works too
But they ar pretty good right now
nothing like living in a mud hut and watching a giant mech stomp past your pumpkin field and flatten half of them. and then be blamed when you fail to meet your quota for the month as a result
And the mid level hive isn’t as bad as the sections we’re in
I play house terryn lmao, have 5 questoris knights of them on my shelf right now haha
I play house griffith, im@working in my armingers right now lmao
Like don’t get me wrong, it all sucks compared to most of our QoL
Do you write characters for your knights?
Not all houses are like that
But the Tau tend to take over worlds which have gotten cut off from the Imperium or they slowly take over them over time with trade
I do but they are pretty basic, I picked terryn because my wife’s name is taryn and I liked the colors lol
You will have tech but you will be a peasant
Aww cute
Lmao she liked it and I have played guard for so long I wanted melee knights so it worked well
I play hosue Griffith because gaint mechs that joust and kill dragons is hilarious to me
I only have one character written right now and it’s for my gallant
Yeah, I don't get how people try to equate the evil that the Tau do with the Imperium. Like, okay, they might sterilize you if you rebel. But have you read the lore of the arcoflagellants and the mortifiers? Ho. Lee. Shite.
Because the Tau are just barely below the Imperium
Tau would be the evilest of the evil guys... outside 40k. Here, they are just light sauce
Yeah that’s the best way to explain it
I belive they haven't sterillized anyone, they only do that in a non-cannon ending of DoW right?
And I and other people get tired of Tau Stans trying to make them out to be the good guys
Also this
like, I do not know of any other reference of Tau Sterilitzation camps. They ARE TOTALITARIAN, they ARE IMPERIALIST, but... that's light stuff arround here
The Tau are evil because they slowly take over a planets culture and imprison everyone involved, killing all descent and acting like they’re just there to help
are we talking about the head-vagina people?
i mean gundam is cool and all
but Tau are as evil as anyone else
the only good guys in 40k are the Tyranids
My gallant basically watched her brother die and murdered her suppose to be husband the day of their marriage after challenging him to a duel for her hand in marriage.
The imperium is like 15k years of generational trauma trying to function in a universe were hell is real and having bad thoughts can get a entire sector pulled into literal hell. The tau literally genocided all of their Auxiliaries when they went into the warp on one of their expansions lol
Also the Tau have done stuff easily on par with acro falgellatents, like purposefully sending Tau and human dissenters to be made into Genestealer cultists to study them.
Perfect knight story imo I like it
Kwhejdje thanks!
I don’t think they’re even but like, it gets really old when Tau fans keep insisting they’re somehow benevolent or in anyway good
what you can get away with "for the greater good" if it's "For the greater good" it will be justified
Basically
the ends justify the means, if we have to kill this planet for the good of the empire, so be it
There’s no real limit
its the same as "For the Emperor"
And their whole society is fucked from the onset
She inherited her knight ‘the gentle blade’ because she was the last person left to inherent it. And her family use to be elegant and calm fighters. But her anger issues and blood lust made the knight name a joke
Literally practicing eugenics on a societal level
Khorne will watch her career with great interest
The Tau are bad guys, we all agree. But the Kroot are not, they just want to grill in peace
I will die on this hill
Well, we totally agree on that much!
a Chaos Knight paint project is on my to-do list and im contemplating making it Khorne based
Nids just do what Nids do
Nah
they aint evil
They’re not blameless
They are capable of malice and making choices
They are seething at the blood angels, smh
Or it is or whatever
Evil is just something we decide to sympatise with one another
I don't think there's been any canonical examples of Chaos Nids, though, so I don't think Chaos really... speaks to them.
She has about 3 oaths
Never attack someone’s lesser then you unless provoked
Get revenge for her brother
And never get married
Nature does what it does, if the tyranid aren't evil neither are the chaos gods.
Last one was to spite her family
it's their nature to be what they are
I'm of the opinion that the nids are on such a different level of sentience that they literally don't even realize that they are killing sentient creatures.
Like killing bacteria; no one thinks that's evil, right?
Chaos only follow their natures
i mean drukhari act out of self-preserverance
They literally do
This
Like the Hivemind is very aware of what it does
And they still are bloody Ahole to the one they use
Drukhari are justified, but don't be fooled, they'd do it without slaneeshi "encouragment"
they do know they are stepping on ants ... but we are just ants they dotn care
they ARE bastards
No they don’t
They could do the Craftworld Eldar path if they wanted
No they're not
But it’s hard, so they choose torture
There was always other options for them
The Drukhari are the Eldar empire who fell to Slaneesh
i mean ... its a pretty easy choice to be honest
I'm aware that a mushroom died for my lunch. Is that evil?
one you have to live ascetic lifes the other you get chairs made out of skin
The CWE and Exodites are the ones who resisted it
i know what i'd do
If the mushroom was a sapient being would you still eat it?
If so, you’d be evil
That’s the Hivemind
im oversimplifing for comedic value
They just don't go overboard unlike the drukhari. Exodites do live stoic lives
i would
That’s the thing too
My standards for sapience and the mushroom's standard for sapience might be very different. What about an insect? Or a fish? Or a small mammal?
or a monkey
My point is, the Hive Mind is so different that comparing our sentience and it's isn't helpful
you ever ate horse-salami?
Except it’s aware
horses are arguably sentient
And I am aware that a chicken can feel pain. I still eat chicken.
I'd say the hive mind can be aware, but what other path does it have?
it must do this or lose it all
People eat octopus and those things are for sure sapient.
humanity has eaten sentient beings since forever without having any "evil" attached to it
where we draw the line is canibalism
which is "own species"
No it doesn’t
It can last forever or almost forever by itself
And idc if it’s in something’s nature to be evil
It’s still evil
Daemons are naturally evil too
They’re still evil
thats just anti-Daemon propaganda now
you only say that because you werent born as Daemon or dont identify as one
They’re not sapient
But then we get into objective and relative morality and that's a whole pile of cans of worms to get into in a Discord chat...
I’ve looked into all the arguments for animal “sapience” and I’ve never been convinced
you mean Dolphins clearly being able to recognise themselves in mirrors?
Really? Even octopodes?
They literally live like we do rn lmao
they are a post-scarcity society too
Which is another point
Drukhari would be living amazing lives
Still
But they choose to live the hedonistic evil ones
Yeah Dark Eldar need to do what they do
the problem is
they know this and are evil assholes anyway
they could find some way to maybe safely feed the soulthrist but they dont
they love the raids
they love torturing people
As I said, the drukhari would do the horrible shit they do without their sould being eaten away
they are evil
They don’t try to join Craftworlds, although there are a few cases of it happening
Correct
It’s very hard
Yeee
Although arguably
Ynnari proved some are more redeemable
They are the living embodiment of that Amy Winehouse song
Since when given the option some choose a way out
Yup
Through the Ynnari
Mostly I guess
Ynnari are trying to save their race first and foremost
they are small, sure but I haven't seen them doing anything beyond being arrogant as are all eldar
Eldar dont actively seek war unless they have to
God not this arrogance talk again
the Imperium is literally just as worse

I know
I was going to say, to be fair, so are the necrons and the imperium. The Imperium look over the eldar "as a state", they think their state is superior to them. The eldar think biologically they are superior to humans
which... they are right
to be fair
Correct yep
"So the problem with Slaanesh, right - don't interrupt - the problem with Slaanesh... is that we created a god that ate all our souls by accident! If we do it on purpose it'll be much better!"
Blaming current eldar for slaneesh is a bad take
that's like blaming current Germans for ww2
The Imperium definitely take it too another level
And yeah the current eldar are the doomsday preppers that left before the big-bang
Exodites are more based because all they did was go back to monke and smoke shrooms and ride dinosaurs
or just eldar that were born AFTER the fuck up
Drukhari are the exact same culture that created slaanesh that are actively choosing not to learn a lesson.
we are arguing about the ynari not drukhari are we not?
I already stated the dark elves are evil as FUCK
But the drukhari are "current aeldar"
you yourself said they are the old
Ynarii
More like yno more lore
Because sadly GW doesnt care about xenos
that's with all Eldar don't fancy yourself much mag
💀
GW be like 💀
my favorite part of necrons is people asking for books to read
and im like
"Good! You only get 4 picks!"

they are all excellent tbf
better than the imperium books which some are garbage
Knights are much the same, as we are a side note in the lroe lmao
Has there ever been a book from the Tyranid perspective though?
Imperium books suffer from too many cooks i nthe kitchen
some are graet
some are bad
bolterporn...
we do not need this many at times
Nid POVs exist in chapter formats in other books before you switch over to the main character
so alas no
There is the GSC book
YWAH
It'd be weird, to be sure.
‘Hey i wanan know more about GSCs besides the codex wjat book should I read?
But yeah it’s just like a few cutaways in Devastation of Baal that I can recall
Ah yes the one book
I think it follows a Lictors
I mean, that’s how it works
Maybe be happy they’re making them now
Used to be none
At least AOS doenst have that problem
i mean individual tyranids unless it's the swarmlord or stuff are just animals mostly
Unless you like gloomspites like me then we get 2 books
until the hive takes over when a big nid is next to them
One of them is literally one of the best horror books ever made for AOS
The other is gloom spites getting murdered for 300 pages
Which I guess is the same for nids!
But that's the thing. I want to have a (good) sci-fi take on what a hive mind is like, internally. How does it actually function? How does it decide to do things? What is it's understanding of itself, its place, its actions? These are interesting questions!
... 40K probably isn't the place to look for that kind of scifi
suppose so, but you ran into the same problem as some writters when writing primarchs. How do you express how something more than a human thinks like?
It’s not gonna be expanded on much
It might be, it's just... Writing things above human comprehension is by definition HARD
But we get some excepts in Devastation of Baal
And uh
Valedor kinda
But tbh it’s like most sci fi
Aliens are just different flavored humans
Actually alien things are kinda hard to write and relate to
And probably boring mostly
Yeah... I just see the potential there and I'm like... This is a being that thinks of fleets the way the Administratum thinks of individual bolter shells. This is a lovecraftian horror in a universe of magic - there must be some interesting fiction you can wring out of it...
It’s tbh for me
What is the second gloomspite book? You counting Gitslayer?
The most boring faction
Because it’s nature means it can’t really go anywhere
It’s a fun antagonist enemy sometimes
But even then Nid focused books tend to be boring
To be fair, we thought basically the same thing for Chaos for a long time. Then the Cicatrix Maledictum happened.
Nids are the big threat hiding in the shadows. We've gotten teased for over a decade that the giant hive fleets that keep wrecking entire sectors are just tendrils of the MAIN Tyranid fleet
Nids by its nature can’t really
Chaos has actual ability to talk for once
Specially if the author doesn't buy too much into the "once you're inside you're a puppet with no free will"
No doubt, but I mean that they never went anywhere. Abaddon had 13 crusades that did NOTHING
Kinda... untrue
They all had different goals
First one got Siggy killed, which is a good start
Very few involved Cadia
And that’s been lore for a long time
People just get lore from memes
Fair enough.
Really frustrated by constant Meme lore. Each accomplished plenty. The goal of each wasn't to 1 shot the Imperium and kill the Emperor. To get an artifact, to get the Blackstone fortresses, to break worlds, to destroy the pylons. Not a retcon either, it was made to mirror Archaon getting his gear in Fantasy.
ye GW seems to want to set up Abaddon as 40k's Archaon
true
He IS the big Chaos Undivided Champion/Lord
What's the lore reason for psykers always brain bursting things in melee range when there are elites shooting at us
Gameplay reasons
? Yeah. 40k came after fantasy. Archaon already existed. Abaddon has a similar background, fall from grace, ascension to chaos champ, multiple quests to get huge artifacts and allies, he even makes Belakor serve him like Archaon did.
Now I'm wondering which actually came first...
Imperial psykers got a big rance of abilities
The models were pretty close together
Abbadon is later than Archy I belive
there is none, players just dont know how to aim the damn thing lol
Really wish 40k could let the lulz that was Storms of Chaos in Fantasy become real.
Storm of Chaos was hilarious.
GW was trying to set up a big Chaos win, but allowed community involvement in the battles. Basically resulted in Grimgor (Ghazghull's fantasy equivalent) to smack the tar out of Archaon (Abaddon's equivalent). Then exit stage right.
And also an early show that GW isn't very good at running global campaigns... and deciding your story by what is essentially popular vote is very silly.
Yes, but it was great fun.
ngl. i would pay to see Ghazghull smack the shit out of Abaddon
Yeah, from what I've heard of the campaign from older players who were active at the time, GW was very blatant with Chaos favoritism. Stopped the tribes at Kislev? They come down the river to Marienburg instead.
They got back to doing it, recently the eldar scored a win because of it!
Just imagine. The circatrix maledictum is a success. Abaddon closes in for it. The end of the Long War. Victory over the Corpse Emperor. Ghazghull shows up and krumps him. Snorts about humies getting soft after the good uns died, then says he is off to fight Nids for a REAL scrap.
Most ghazkull thing ever
ye
Orks... Never change lovable bastards. Honestly if the theories of yarrick getting killed by Angron are true...
Every couple of major submitted battles, Chaos would get another in to a major location, and then at the end when they were faced with an Orc victory they had to figure out how to tie things up.
Leading to the absolute hilarity of Grimgor walking up and beating the snotlings out of Archaeon while he's fighting the champions of humanity and then wandering off.
Maybe one can hope
Earliest reference I can find for Abaddon is 96.. earliest for archaon is 98..
They did a great callback to that in the End Times too
Not found definitive release dates tho
where Grimgor headbutts and destroys the eye mcguffin on archaon's helmet
but then he decapitates Grimgor so
How did they justify grimgore not going in for the kill now that the empire was weak?
Because plot
Hmmm
the Empire realistically should be a fucking wasteland from how much it gets invaded
but german power ✊
By retconning the events of that campaign out of existence.
:(
Yeah I was gonna look at the miniature sections on Warhammer Fantasy's lexicanum but it doesnt exist in comparison to 40k lexi
And not doing interactive campaigns for the really major plot events.
Dude, it was obnoxious. Community beats Chaos anywhere with any faction. GW basically went "nuh uh, secret plan" or "overwhelming infinite tides say no". Got treated as a tie at best. But the end event made them scrap the entire plot line. Felt cool to have that kind of engagement though, feel like your games MATTERED somehow. Your dudes (tm) fighting the fight.
Nowadays it's mainly "fight over relatively minor planet" or "war over this random stretch of a realm" when they do write in campaigns.
Ah yes, the tribes whose existence is miserable and have to fight eachother over scrap iron weapons have tides of gooms
Bruh
Total War is the only accurate portrayal of how the end times would go
aka your daemonic army means shit when we got rocket launchers and guns, sorry
Faith, steel and gunpowder
🙏
I love warriors of chaos and norsca but like
at the end of the day they are glorified vikings or cavemen 
the moment any other faction gets the upper hand unless they got an army of their own they just run away, because bullets kinda hurt
I mean, End Times had the Skaven overwhelm 90% of "Order" forces. Skaven have guns, rockets, bombs, AND infinite hordes
yeah but skaven got mad plot armor
also magic mcguffins with Warpstone
aka "I want anything to happen" rock
Up until Skryre teamkill Pestilens anyway
To be fair I understand Chaos Warriors, they are like space marines in fantasy, it makes sense they are like that. Chaos shenanigans and all
but Norsca are NOT only made by those, most norscans if they are warriors, are chaos marauders
GW is just... not very good at running these interactive events I find. Other companies like FASA have handled it better but also had smaller communities and more manageable outcomes.
which... are idiots, and barely a challenge against actual armies
I still can’t get over the fact that “Ratling gunner” is what they’re named and it’s played 100% straight 💀
Bruh, it is a faction that has "DOOM DOOM ROCKETS".
I am in the corner with my less popular Pestilens army, but ratmen are just fun.
It was really weird experiencing Fantasy be super serious, and 40k be the over the top joke setting. Then they sort of flipped. Then Fantasy died. Age of Sigmar came screaming out like an 80s psychedelic metal van, saying "serious? Sounds boring". As 40k gets ever more serious.
Is that how it goes? Lol
Vermintide is my intro to fantasy so I have no idea
I’d love to explore Fantasy more
The big Warhammer Chronicle Omnibuses are great. Short print runs, but eternally great prices on Kindle
Okay so realistically, does adding spikes to your armor actually do anything?
It makes you attack stronger so it must be true
I have a question out of all the choas gods who is the strongest?
Yes and no. Depends on the fighting environment and style. Spikes on elbows, shoulders, and knees have actually been used in history.
In enclosed spaces it hampers mobility though.
Ah
Anywhere else, like helmets, it is just dumb Wagnerization.
Lol, i wasn’t really sure what the spikes would have been for except for running into your enemy and te factor
Even then tho
So do a swinging motion with your arm, pretend you have a sword. If you have a spike on your elbow you can then punch that forward. Knees up into a groin, leg, or stomach hurt more with a pointy bit
Chaos Corruption is the reasoning iirc, the armor reflects the soul of the wearer
Yeah but drukhari was the main example I was thinking of
Khorne but they're all powerful enough that no one can kill another
np, its a great world to get sucked into.
Would the Chaos gods fight amongst themselves though?
Nah. Tzeentch canonically used to be strongest. And Nurgle will be "at the end of all things"
minor chaos gods get yeeted all the time
And Slaanesh was for like 5 minutes lmao
Khorne just was in AoS for a bit, but his guys ran out of people to kill.
and im pretty sure gork and mork murdered the chaos dwarfs god
But Slaanesh being the most powerful for 5 minutes is fitting
Unless she takes his little blue pill (Eldar soul stones)
Thanks ELDAR
Lmao yeah
so.. are mf lasguns kinetic or energy,
if its energy does that mean the recoil is just there to make it more "gunny"?
The lasgun is a particle accelerator iirc
Which is why it kicks a bit

Definitely not kinetic lol
I swear
Trynna hit you bb, how you doin
im not arguing the science behind it, just wanted to know if there was cool lore behind it
We are all Physicists with PhDs on this blessed day
Like many things in 40k
It looks cool
And that’s it
There isn't, just rule of cool, GW isn't know to be actually reasonable with the stuff they do
scraping the bottom of the barrel
someone did this already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3aDFPKqOcs
is this like a hot topic or something ? lol
Its been frequently asked in the last 2 years and has never went anywhere so yeah 
if a lasgun pushes someone back then it should have recoil
my b
because physics
i mean. the kantraal mk 12 literally makes poxwalkers do cartwheels so it should send the vet flying with each shot
I meant in terms of newtons third law
ye so did i
its the same thing with the blown away special effect hollywood use to use a lot
if your gun can send a man flying 6 feet back when you shoot him it would send you flying 6 feet backwards when you shoot it
well yes but also no
gun recoil is literally just newton's third law in action
yeah
and while many guns have systems for recoil control they can never remove all of it
yes
so if your 12guage can seen a man flying it will send you flying but maybe not as far
My foot going up your ass when you ask about lasgun recoil is another example
lol
lol
people are weird
like. has anyone even noticed whats left of her skin on her face?
she is over 300 years old. and damn she looks it
LOL
ikr
ye
Yeah don't try to explain science in 40k. Wrong universe for that lol. This isn't The Expanse.
^
I can always unmake her! 🤣
That’s 300 years of experience
Like fine wine

Ok but not all wine fines are meant to be aged
This one was
Kekw
what ever parts of real physics exist in 40k is the parts the author wanted in. and if they dont want any real science in their story then thats that
Idk
The whole “mommy UwU step on me” meme with every fucking female character in recent internet stuff is uh
Not a fan
same
where during the Siege uh
Just remember that the warp and realspace used to never be separated, ergo, whatever happens bc rule of cool, just blame on the warp
one of the guardsman flirts with a female skitarii
and he asks her whats under there
That’s just typically ADB waifu shit
Wat
||and she doesnt have it in her heart to tell him its all fucking gross ass radiated or rotten skin||
LEL
If it makes yall feel better
they both get killed literally a minute later by chaos marines
Because man’s been out there for a long time
The radiated skin thing is such weird canon lore to make the "standard skitarii"
the guardsman tries to avenge her but he gets impaled on a standard and bleeds out
There’s a term for it in the military
When suddenly every girl starts looking really good during basic
Nah thats just for grimdank shit, you can make smooth-skinned soldier-skits if you want, nobody is stopping you.
Skitarii are just as much serving the omnissiah as anyone else
Skitarii are varied as hell
Rule 34 skitarii 
Still one of the best quotes in this game
hell that happens to men anytime they spend a long time without seeing a women
This is true
ye
LMFAO
Also Skitarii don't always have irradiated skin it only really happens with using radium weaponry
lol
It absolutely stops them from dying a horrific death from firing a radium carbine on the spot
But radium carbines give off radiation whenever they fire, passively, and skitarii vanguards cause radstorms lol
Their gear stops them from getting super cancer on the spot
but they'll still suffer the consequences down the line
true
then again once a skitarii is past the crux mechanicum they don't really need to worry about cancer anymore
So its more of a will you pass the crux mechanicum before you die of radiation poisoning
the what?
Cancer is for fleshy nerds
Curx mechanicum is when over 50% of your body is metal
ah
or rather non fleshy
Its the minimum requirement to be considered a veteran skitarii
It’s the flesh limbo
also standing next to a skitarii vanguard is arguably a death sentence
How low can you go
so fighting alongside the mechanicus sucks as well
so are the vanguard the line infantry and the rangers the scouts/snipers?
both are "line infantry"
Skitarii vanguard are used to break fortified positions
Rangers are used for longer ranged combat
i see
if you have multiple trenches
vanguards will always be in the front ones
for example
you might see a few rangers providing fire support
so true to their name
yeah
Rangers do not lead the way in this case
lol
yeah, ngl most of the admech's standard weapons are literal warcrimes
getting hit by phosphor fucking sucks in lore
Its napalm
but if you're still alive its so bright it can be seen through walls by skitarii
so they just gun you down anyways lol
Most of the admech's equipment are warcrimes lol
true
Thallaxing someone is probably tho
Thallax participaints are "willing"
technically
Why anyone would sign up for such a thing is beyond me
prolly because they have no idea what the fuck a thallax is
What shit do the salamanders use to fuel their fire
I'm sure most servitors are "willing" too, everyone is a willing participant to the omnissiah
😂
lul
Oil, what else
But Thallax are a step too far a lot of the time lol
not to be confused with the Riddley Scott production
Tbh I kinda wish we could still field all thallax armies in 40k
We don’t use no normal oil
We use Space Oil
Also ngl I feel like the salamanders would use like coal and stuff
I'd love to do a full on ordo reductor force
It’s like normal oil
for their forges lol
Didn’t vulkan have a weapon that was coated in special super fire
Yeah I meant that more as a proper army option
Although it also doesn’t
ah, fair enough
Promethium aka a made up word that sounds cool and futuristic but is literally just a catch all for what ever the fuck fuel the imperium can get its hands on
Tech thralls with Las locks aren't cool enough
The radium shit is kinda wat to me
and also super fucking edgy lol
sips Amasec
radium weaponry makes sense tbf
lights Iho-stick
the admech is pretty good at cleaning up radiation
You want a cup of recaff?
memes aside
It's like "how extreme grimdark can we make admech" to the point of "wtf is going on here lulz"
I’m gonna look out the window with my binocs
honestly wouldn't say radium weaponry makes 0 sense
personally
On the otherhand torsion weaponry is just excessively stupid lol
its too much lol
Sure but irradiating everything everywhere kinda makes very little sense, if we consider that it's literally just collateral damage everywhere
I mean radiation doesn't matter on a forge world usually
if it didnt leak worse than a blown nuclear reactor it would honestly be a bit practical in some instances
oh it doesn't leak
is the funny thing
if you don't fire a radium weaponry it doesn't give off radiation lol
its why Vanguards actually purge their gear of radiation inbetween missions
What defenses do admech use against emp’s
like haywire tech?
Most of their stuff is shielded somehow
from a lore perspective
Only EMPs admech stuff really doesn't play nice with is Eldar haywire stuff
Tau EMPs fuck with their vehicles however
How do tau’s lord of war units stack up against other factions
Like how do stormsurge or supremacy armor fair against titans
They are literally titan-killers
the fact that this thing has to be bolted down before firing probably says it
Yeah, it’s suspension is shit
lol

Manta is a titan killer
I do enjoy the BEEG GUN Mecha from Tau though
Tigershark is also a titan killer
They’re fun looking
you can literally kill someone with a Manta IRL
Until a warlord steps on it
Ask Steve Irwin
Too soon lmao
you can bludgon someone to death with a manta irl yes
are all tau tanks named after sharks?
Fishy mostly
To be fair nothing the tau have quite stacks up scale wise to titans, but they're able to deploy them far more easily, cheaply, and en masse to make up for it
^
but thats because its a fucking spaceship in 40k
Yeah, I was gonna say lol
and spaceships in 40k are absurdly large
Fun factoid
Goofy ass walker vs orbital bombardment
The basic star fighter for the Imperium is titan sized
it also has like a crew of 12 at minimum o
Ironically the actual orbital bombardment is not that great in tt
orbital bombardment has always sucked lol
I'm sure you could do that with a well placed Grot as well tbh
even back when it was a 5 pt. upgrade
whats that called?
When’s forgeworld gonna give the people what they want, an ork rok
It would please me ever so much to get the tank tread groin cover.
They vary in size but the largest interceptors are bigger than most Warlords
I would bet money we will
It’s such an obvious choice, that and the Bullgryn masks
I hope for the proper bullgryn head
The Stompa kit already comes with instructions without numbers lol
I was the shitty ugly bane mask
I hope we get a brute shield at some point
I feel like we have to
So few weapon options for Ogryn
thats bcs they share nothing
with anyone else
So they have a tiny weapons selection in comparison
Yeah like
ogryn is gonna get literally any canon outfit in artwork/minis
since his range is already barren
after that its prob custom armor once they run out of stuff
Another reason Gun Luggar is such an obvious choice
It lets them add a ton of weapons like a Heavy Bolter
Still not certain that there aren't more weapon pattern for the Ogryn Shield that exchange the weapon
I think we’ll also get some proper big cleavers for Ogryns too
This too
I want my power maul in the game dammit
Ogryns are very specialized in terms of abhumans.
I want to use it
You wouldn't think so.
Relatively specialized but they have some variety
But truth is they have to be catered to in a way few others do.
Multi Laser and Lascannon (Same weapon, different Pattern)
Great weapon, but ou get some heat management to compensate
Multilaser is very different from a lascannon
I know
Every Ogryn weapon has to be simple and durable. Capable of being a melee weapon even if it's a gun.
But both would benefit from the same system
Ogryns are just lucky doors to anything important are always large because they're built to spec for primarchs. Just in case.
Yeah
Played so much Darktide that I've started mentally using "karking" and "karked" instead of fucking and fucked
Bolter gun is op?
singel tap with ridiculous damage yeah
lol
and you can just unload like a full auto shotgun in panic aswell
low ammo count though
is that strong too?
psyker
I dont quite like having like 3 Ogryns
Or 3 Psykers
3 Vets with Bolt gun
HAhahaa
This seem to be for gameplay help or theorycrafting
Again
i mean lore-perspective boltgun is basically a rocket launcher
Not the correct place
Yes
This fine
True
More or less, it depends on the pattern
dunno if that makes it "op"
There is also another Weapon but i forgot
Plasma gun?
They all are Rocket launcher
Gyrojets are still rockets
The gun that fires miniature suns
Also there are some Mechanics i dont like in DT
i just wish the plasma gun would actually be as cool as i imagien it in the lore
When you get Shooted by Enemies you get Slowdown
as of now its not
oof
Which and why out of curiosity
This sound more like theorycrafting
Like the aesthetic doesn't fit?
That's realistic
Rip
Again, not the correct place
Imagine if Enemies can Stagger you
You mean the Sunfury?

Sure, never heard of it but sure
What's wrong with the mechanics in DT
What’s wrong is my foot that is gonna mechanic itself in your ass if you don’t keep gameplay discussion out of the lore channel
That’s every plasma gun technically
That's what I meant
Sunfury plasma annihilator is just really big
Why are you. The game is literally in 40k and we're discussing the lore of the game.
The largest walmart in the nation in fact
We're not discussing stagger or wound mechanics lmao
What the hell is with this awful channel invasion?!?!
You were discussing Mechanics
They are allowed to protest
LOL
THAT WASNT ME ITS THE BOT
Wow
Oh I thought we were talking about adeptus mechanics NOT the mechanics of the game
Nvm lmao
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Ok, starting to take bets to see how much until he got timed out
Put me down for twenty thrones
Praise the Omnissaiah!
I got confused. I thought we were talking about lore AT and the ones in DT were wrong. Not the mechanics like of the game nvm
I aint timing anyone out unless they are being a dick so 
oh whoops wrong reply
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Not you Dil, the bot
I heard it did a lot of work at the start lol
For typing like this lol
Yeah its in the trial phase atm
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