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But didn’t get action until now
Things brew over time, and this was one of Blizzards awful actions that brewed over time till it was too horrible to keep contained
Since like early 2010s yeah?
Andy Chambers left GW and joined Blizzard around 2006
It’s been going on for a long time yeah, I’m glad action was served though, even if Blizzard probably still hasn’t learned their lesson
Andy Chambers is basically the father of modern 40k, the conceptual father of the Tyranids, Necrons and Tau Empire
Unfortunately still not enough to bring down Blizzard tho
Yeah
It’s a shame he went on to a worse company overall
But then again idk how GW fairs
Or what their practices are
DunkinRhodes, one of their painters retired from being a GW painter to make his own YouTube, and he can finally show off army painter stuff now
I remember BoLS calling it a good shot back then xD
ikr lol
I’m gonna probably just lurk now, don’t got much else to talk about
Duncan Rhodes is legend ❤️
Nuln Oil, always 👌 😌
ah, found the article, it was Spikey Bits, not BoLS, my bad D:
https://spikeybits.com/2016/08/100-accurate-history-gw-matt-ward-satire.html
*"hat, in a nutshell, is the history of Ward in 40k. He was one of the best designers and one of the worst writers, but if you ignore the writing, then the only designer in the GW studio that has ever put more fresh ideas into 40k was Andy Chambers.
Andy Chambers by the way, works at Blizzard now, and he’s probably never going back. I wouldn’t go back to GW if I was him either- Irvine is sunnier and nicer than Nottingham, the Blizzard campus has a full gym and outdoor volleyball court and weekly massage sessions, and I’m sure he’s getting paid out the ass."*
that didn't age well xD
Imperium is stronger then Tau and Orcs yes?
Orks aren’t a single thing so mostly yes
If the Orks somehow unified it’s hard to say, it’s very undefined how big they are, they’re just fucking everywhere.
Everyone and their mom is “stronger” than the Tau
Tau are a speck of dust in the scale of the galaxy. They’re comparatively strong, but literally any other faction could extinct them just with numbers alone
The continued existence of Tau Empire in 40k is explained with “nobody bothered to wipe them out yet”
LOL paid out the ass
That’s funny
He’s probably getting paid bare minimum at this point
Yup, sadly 😔
It’d probably be best to go back to GW at this point
Someone explain matt ward to me pls
Imperium is basically a juggernaut extending across 70,000 light years of a galaxy extending across 100,000 light years. For reference, the closest exoplanet to Earth, Proxima b, from the closest star system, Alpha Centauri, is 4 light years away, meaning it would take 4 years to reach Proxima b at light speed. Tau Empire is pretty much insignificant at this stage, but they can become a threat if they are left alone, and there is the problem of them basically being a nuisance such as their manoeuvre during the Taros Campaign exactly when the Imperium was already preparing for the 13th Black Crusade.
He was a Games Development team designer of GW for 4E-7E 40k and 6E-8E WFB. He is known for his 5th Edition Codices such as Codex: Space Marines, Codex: Necrons, Codex: Blood Angels, Codex: Grey Knights overall and Wood Elves in WFB from 6E to 8E.
Why is he disliked tho
Because of codex grey knights
He was also one of the designers that worked on the End Times alongside Josh Reynolds.
What's end times?
And also because the codex ultramarines he was writing got turned into codex space marines
whatever he touched was OP beyond words
Alt history
And if you know what a codex looks like
You might guess why people didn’t like codex ultramarines becoming codex space marines
his 6E Wood Elves army book gave everyone else a PTSD in 2005 basically.
Honestly he’s not even a terrible fluff writer half the time
But he’s written some pretty terrible stuff for 40k unfortunately
Overall I’d say he’s done more good then bad for the setting
Yeah because it’s low hanging fruit
Well the necrons are kind of op but i think people like them now
Necrons have always been op
Necrons are very loved
He just gave them an actual personality and motivation as a faction
Especially the Infinite and the Divine
I'm not a fan of Matt Ward in the least simply put myself.
Being a great comedic book compared to 40k grimdark setting
I wonder what the original people from the 80s would think abt 40k now
Trazyn having the personality he has today is why he’s so loved
Not much
I'd understand if there are people that like his works, but personally I don't.
Tbf he wrote a lot of dialogue for VT1 and 2
/what they do think abt it now
^yeah this
40k is more or so what it is now as it was before
just
A LOT less jokes
and more morbid comedy
Morb
Matt Ward gets joked about and hated a lot because of his god awful space marine writing
Also a lot less commentary on british politics 
Jes Goodwin is still with GW, he designed LoV again like he did back in RT
Hes still harassed on twitter to this day too
What’s LoV?
Yeah because the thing was meant to be codex ultramarines lol, which is why it was all ultramarine wank
Leagues of Votann
Leagues of Memetann
I can see the bureaucracy and depreciation being the NHS lmaoo
the new space dwarves
I've been learning more and more about the necron lore (because I might be swapping to them being my favourite faction) and by the C'tan are their named characters fantastic
That’s sad
Hes an adult so he deals with it fine but it can be really toxic
Squats re-imagined and re-integrated after decades of absence
fun fact: talking about Squats was basically banned back in early 00s GW forums
Ooooh
I think most people know thst and handle it now
The new daemons codex had an entry where people didn't want to get vaccinated from a nurgle plague because his "faith in the emperor would save him."
Where did I hear that before
Why
Literally 1984

Mfw the priest trying to convince him to get a shot but he believes his faith is all he needs

Tbf pfizer has been really bad about their disclosure, the contracts they showed the EU commission were entirely redacted it was hilarious
Let me guess he got turned into a pox walker
Bro take in theres q anon people who thought jfk got revived
Me who got moderna because I believe it is the best
At least moderna sent their ceo to the hearing pfizer just sent some random person who didnt know anything lool
Interesting about squats
Why were they removed
The excuse they weren’t making money is actually false
People have found out recently they were actually still quite popular
And bought
By 3rd party?
Jervis Johnson is still with GW too, Jervis Johnson was the one to come up with the Horus Heresy backstory in 1987 RT rulebook
GW using excuses as usual
How are third party models viewed generally
Is it looked down upon or are they indistinguishable
and Jervis Johnson was the head of Specialist Games overall, and the father of 4 editions of Epic
The reasoning was GW literally didn’t want to do it anymore bcs they couldn’t figure out a theme
(plz bring back Epic Jervis ❤️ )
For the squats
Me lucky to choose moderna then
At this point they might bring back epic lol
Yup, this is correct
Considering we got fucking titanicus back
Nothing is off the table at this point imo
They can be used as long as you paint them and make them look good
Well they had the same efficiency more or less and did their job
People generally want others to have painted models
I see
It was a mystery back in 2003 until Jervis Johnson on Specialist Games forum commented on it
Jervis Johnson's explanation on Epic forums was clearer in that regard, making it apparent as to why the Squats were absent.
I plan to play guard once i have more free time but i have bad fine motor skills and theres tons of models to move
Squats couldn't make it to 3E TT reboot in 1998 basically, and people were wondering why exactly, which led to ban on talking about Squats on GW forums in early 00s.
I was only 3 years old
Same
but at least Squats could make it to 2E 40k in 1993 as per Black Codex unlike the Chaos Squats who couldn't even make it beyond RT 😭
Gotta love those 2001 termagants they still don’t wanna update
So codexes are rulebooks and you need to buy them right
I’m as old as the termagant mold lmfao
So where would i find tutorials on how the tabletop game works
they're probably next on the list for most of the troops for all factions have been refreshed in the last few years
Because im sure given how many models are on the field they have timesavers etc
Also what happens if a model gets updated, is the old one now not usable?
Chaos Squats are soooo old that they couldn't even make it to 4E 1994 WFB Chaos Dwarfs reboot with Hashut, Bulls and Mesopotamian re-imagining.
Wahapedia is a good site if you don’t have the rules
still usable, just not sold new anymore
Wahapedia lmao
so Chaos Squats still carried the DNA of the original Chaos Dwarfs of 2E-3E WFB as worshipping all four (as well as the Perry Twins and John Blanche gritty industrial aesthetics instead of Mesopotamian aesthetics and bulls) instead of a minor Chaos God, Hashut.
It’s still usable, just needs to be on the right base size
As long as it’s not drastically different
Say the old metal great unclean one and the plastic one we have today
It’s so drastically different the old one can’t be played as a great unclean one
And battlescribe would be your best bet for list rosters
And how to play the game? YouTube
You’d wanna search YouTube
You can still play them actually, just need them on the right base size
it looks a bit silly since they're so small but you can use the fuckin cardboard killa-can from 3rd edition
ah, good ol poorhammer
Oh my god I saw those
the one on the left is an offical gw product
Imagine kill cans but made from actual cans
this is not a joke
yup
also if you're wondering what GW store policy about 3d printed stuff is don't scream about how you printed it out and no one will do anything
I remember seeing those online somewhere
bcs like
GW and CM was still trying to come up with the working formula at the time, especially with Tom Kirby finally introducing the idea of Army Books and Codices, also called Kirby Formula
most GW store managers don't give a shit about 3d printed stuff, the one place where the no 3d printed stuff is enforced
is Warhammer World
and you can still use 3d printed bits
I’m only gonna be 3D printing forge world models mostly anyways
For my horus heresy stuff
80s and 90s were the era when Citadel Miniatures would produce minis for which there were no rules such as C27 Chaos Snakemen of Chaz Elliott from the Third Citadel Compendium 1985 (encouraged to proxy as Chaos Beastmen) or Aly Morrison's Oriental Heroes OH5 Fox Priest (encouraged to proxy as Vim-to Priest and Warrior Monk in 2E and 3E WFB), or when Games Development team would write rules for something that has no Citadel Miniatures minis of such as almost anything as the player was encouraged to convert at the time.
Chapterhouse court case was the final nail in the coffin for conversions :c
I miss the time when GW webstore was selling individual bits for conversion, and even making entire conversion box sets for armies like Lost and the Damned in 3E 40k 2003 and Vampire Coast in 6E WFB 2005
it was a 3rd party manufacturer that produced GW minis
without GW's consent
especially for units that had no models for
Dang..
thus GW lost the court case since they couldn't justify writing rules for something that had no product to sell for
That sucks
yup, pretty much
GW's afraid of writing rules for things that have no Citadel minis of as such ever since
or FW
but GW cannibalised FW, so RIP
Yeah
back in 3E, there were entires armies you had to basically convert such as the Lost and the Damned
or many variant armies of 6E WFB
It sounds like those were fun times
yesssss ❤️
Wish I got into Warhammer during those times
Instead of 4 years ago right after high school
3E 40k and 6E WFB was peak Warhammer experience for me personally
Well all in all Warhammer is pretty much living it's renaissance at the moment so it's not a bad time to start either
It’s just too expensive for me…
Around 5E/6E is when 40k started going downhill, with it recovering momentum at the tail end of 7th and into 8th
As a college student, with no real job
Lost and the Damned ❤️
especially the Blood Pact variant army list from WD 293 😍
Kroot Mercs army list my beloved
I smell Oldhammer
Flying kroot with meltaguns? Sure, why not!
I was shown the old Tyranid models
punji traps ❤️
The warriors
stalker kindred
And the Neurothrope
evolutionary traits rule was soooo awesome
Old Catachans had access to the traps as well IIRC
yup
Catachans vs Kroot Mercenaries made for some interesting battle reports
especially since Kroot Mercenaries were also involved in the 13th Black Cruade/EoT global campaign albeit in the Order side
Don't forget the Tanith special units where you revealed a Sniper hiding in the far corner of the map who vanishes once someone gets close.
I feel young
yup, or Death Worlds army list overall, Armageddon Ork Hunters ❤️
My friends make me feel old while you all make me feel young
3E had sooo many armies and variant armies (the same for 6E WFB)
While I appreciate 8th Ed for making the ruleset more accessible and less bloated (before they made it worse by flooding the game with 50 Strategams per codex), I really miss the absolute freeform blast that 3rd and 4th ed brought to the table. So many interesting and edge-case special rules that carried across the flavour of the setting.
ikr ❤️
Like killing a Synapse creature in those editions didn't just give them a penalty, they would become like NPCs where you roll on a table to see what they would do.
Tyranids also had evolutionary traits rules too
Is 'Hel' a thing in 40k? It appears in one of the subtitles and I'm not sure if it's a typo. Google brings up a possible link to iron hands.
it was fun to create your own Tyranid bioforms back then
you could come up with crazy evolutionary combos
Playing a full Daemon army? Your army rips its way into reality at random points on the table using the deep strike rules. You could lose during the deployment phase if all your daemons scattered into terrain or off the map.
which eventually paved the way for Warwick Kinrade's FW nids stuff too
"Where are the daemons sarge, the warp storm just went away."
Hel is more a name for the Warp
But not exactly
It's used in the typical sense of "Place the damned go, and overall a really shit place"
I miss the old hive fleet adaptation rules
Being able to change before battles start was super cool
3E Codex: Daemonhunters Adversaries Daemonvessel rules for creating a Radical Daemonhunters army or Chaos Orks, Chaos Eldar and Chaos Tau ❤️
I'll chalk it to acceptable slang for hell.
I got fond memories of the Chaos Ulthwe Daemonvessel battle report of Phil Kelly from WD 280 The Wages of Sin
But they removed it
and Phil Kelly's Radical Daemonhunters army
ikr 😍 💗
They need to bring that back, revert the nerf there
Ordo Malleus
They just overbloated the statlines of nids
Roughly, the Ordo Malleus of the Inquisition.
Oooooh okay, thank you
Daemonhunters in 3E was Ordo Malleus army with the Grey Knights as allied variant army list basically, you could go pure Ordo Malleus or pure Grey Knights or soup or allies
or even Radical
I didn’t know they had their own army
But with a bunch of other smaller organisations around them dedicated to a similar craft.
Used to be that the Inquisition was split into three two codices and rolled in with their Chamber Militant
You were forced to go pure Ordo Malleus if you had a Daemonhost as Elites choice since the player was forbidden from fielding Grey Knights as per the Inquisitor Lord as HQ choice in question being branded as a Radical or Heretic, and Inquisitor Lord Torquemada as a Special Character couldn't field a Daemonhost or Daemonvessel as per being a staunch Puritan.
thus the Daemonhunters player had to fill the two mandatory Troops choices of the Force Organisation Chart with the Inquisitorial Stormtroopers instead
since Allied Detachment didn't count towards mandatory Troops choices either.
RIP Codex: Alien Hunters 😭
So Codex: Daemonhunters was Ordo Malleus Inquisition, Grey Knights, and also Daemonhosts and other Radical daemon-powered stuff those Inquisitors use.
Codex: Witch Hunters was a mix of Inquisition, Sister of Battle, and Ecclesiarchy.
I always suspected that 5E GK Jokaero was basically a left over of the Codex: Alien Hunters project
And there was no codex with Deathwatch and Xenos mercs.
It's buried out back, right next to Fires of Cyraxus
despite the fact that Codex: Alien Hunters was promised many times from Graham McNeill, Andy Hoare, Andy Chambers to Gav Thorpe 😭
And the rest of my AdMech stuff
RIP Alan Bligh
I really wish I got into Warhammer earlier
My parents didn’t trust me with model building though
I got into it in my early teens, around the late 2000s. I think they'd just gone into 5th Ed.
Always good to get into a nice hobby young I'd say.
I started around 6th edition iirc
I started 8th
Eh, you're only like 5-ish years off from when I started.
Not too bad
It’s just really expensive
Y E P
8E was good
don't look at forgeworld prices
I had no money for minis so my friends and I played with like one actual squad each and cardboard circles with a printed picture glued on it.
I already know
ngl I hope 10e is better then 9e, but honestly I'd take 9th over 7th edition lol
Then over the next few years I actually built an army.
Because holy fuck 7th was prolly the least fun I've ever had with the game
rip wallet xD
I didn’t play much of 8th, but Tyranids didn’t really feel good in 8th..
GSC was cool though
8th was pretty poorly balanced unfortunatelly
And luckily still is
7th was cool in theory.
9th is ironically like
8E had huge balance issues initiallry in 2017 such as Ynnari soulburst
imo 9e is prolly the most balanced the game has been ever
Yeah, especially when I got bills to pay
Because well
Triptide in 8th
7e scion spam of doom, space marine's playing how many grav weapons can I fit in this list, Eldar flyers, Ynnari, Admech plasma spam
Oh god triptide
Lots of fun, flavourful rules.
Formations were "gimme all your money" but used sparingly they were fun.
You had the ability to kit your character...
And none of it mattered because in 7th it was all cheese and you'd die turn 1 if you weren't cheesing back.
You're telling me you don't want to die to 100 somthing scions? too bad die
9e bangs. Also GW actually balances things in a timely manner
Yup, pretty much.
yeah as much as I shit on GW sometimes
this is prolly the best edition in a while
from a flavor and balance perspective
9e is nice, but Tyranids without the cool adaptation fluff just feels like 8th edition all over again
But instead of being bad we’re op
Tyranids are still a lot more flavorful then they were in 8th
imo
yessss ❤️
Yeah you're right
I feel like Tyranids just don’t have much of their identity in 9th, even if they are strong
eh not like they had much of their identity in earlier editions either
My only problem with 9e is "Balance a mechanic for one faction" ex
Planes nerfed because orkz across the board
Bodyguard basically removed because grognard comp players abusing it(rip Locus being even slightly useful)
9th is by far the best flavor edition for a lot of factions
It’s why I play GSC
fair enough
because GW doesn’t know what to do with Nids
only real flavor fails this edition imo were orks due to weird shenanigans and admech
due to the weird seperation of cult mechanicus and skitarii again
That was like 5th Ed I believe.
Is that white scars bike spam?
Admech are flavorful because their codex is a clusterfuck of interworking parts that no one understands
LMFAO
might be hot take as far as I see on Bolter and Chainsword or Dakka Dakka but I actually like 9E
Peak 40k was 5th ed imo
nah not really a hot take
9e is p popular with people who actually play
Thus the growing fanbase
Hey, at least Locus is good in kill team
Hot take is the best 40k game rules was Epic 40k
the people who complain the loudest about 9e have barely played it usually
5th was when it started going downhill imo (at least late 5th into 6th).
The real peak was 3rd/4th.
Okay Epic rules were really good lol
I've seen a ton of "9E worst" threads on Bolter and Chainsword
He isss
how the fuck is 9e the worst
It's not a hot take if you're right though.
Universal special rules were so confusing and annoying i gave up honestly
I still use him for those purposes, and that’s what matters to me, I still take the model off the shelf
So he doesn’t collect dust
No one can fucking tell me that they want to go back to hotshot and grav spam
Well, that's what the threads argue constantly when talking about 10E reboot or not
because I doubt anyone wants to play that shit
I remember when hellguns were literally just lasguns with AP5
I hope 10e starter box is nids
Heh
Hotshots AP3 was fucking hilarious
And they actually get their fluff
Yeah that was a hell of a buff
I mean it's well balanced but I do think that it's the worst from a pure design perspective.
even if it was absurd
I still wish Wyrmblade could run Aco Hybrids or aberrants for melee
Nids deserve an update imo
omg I hope so 🤞
I would love the Abom in KT
Fair enough
What should be updated for nids
Gaunts in general
I think synapse should be redone
Basically all their troops
those molds are older then some of the people who play nids
It would be nice honestly, but I see why no aberrants as they would be hard to control for a kill team mission
Oh you mean the models updated
Funnily enough, people in favour of 10E reboot are arguing that GW should roll back to USR
yeah
It’s like telling an ogryn to go on a stealth mission
ye, I wasn't a fan of USR either myself
Well the problem was they couldn't stick to them
Hmm I love playing the same army across the game with different skins
They started making up one off rules again within one round of rulebooks
imo if GW takes the lessons they learned in 9th and 8th I feel like 10th will be one of the best editions ever
Like 3rd to 7th was iterating off the previous edition, 8th was a fresh start meant to lower the barrier to entry...
9th keeps the baseline ruleset of 8th, then overcomplicates it in points where they should keep it simple while also keeping simplified systems where you'd want more depth.
Instead of army abilities that were unique, there were generic abilities doled out p much
Universal special rules, like feel no pain, it will not die, ect.
Deepstrike
Also Strategam bloat making 9th a complicated game without being one you can really plan around.
But they put them all in a separate book
Yeah stratagems are pretty shit rn
Oh, those things, I honestly don’t like invulns, FNP and such
Stratagems are shit but they rlly arent as complicated as ppl think
The whole thing is very confusing and im glad i don't play anmyore
lol true
USRs weren't too bad, it's the formatting and the fact that there's no reminder text which made them more approachable.
We don’t even use warlord traits for GSC much
A lot of comp lists skip on WLT and use only relics
Even GSC I still mostly just use overloaded fuel cells/Massed firearms/dig them out
And occasional covering fire
Thats the funniest thing ever
And it works surprisingly well
I mostly play crusade now for GSC because Nephilim is literal cockpain for GSC
Because giving a clamavus crossfire is actually not terrible
With a from every angle sanctus with sniper too
Hmm aha yes let us nerf cp amounts and not keep in mind the armies which burn 3 in creation
stares at admech winrate
Yep
it dropped 6 percent lmfao
Yeah if you're caught up on the meta, but in previous editions outside of a few unique special rules you could look at your opponents list and statlines and get a good idea of what they'd do even if you weren't caught up in the meta.
Now you're either looking at "this is the meta strategams" or you dig through 25 different special rules which affect only certain units to get an idea of your opponents capabilities.
Nephilim was well intended but not faqing some armies is rlly bad
Could use cranial inlay CP farming nexos
thats almost impressive if it wasn't depressing lol
Also marine players don't like this edition because Marines are
not doing hot lol
It's just bloated and not as fun imo.
unless you're playing blood angels most marine factions are pretty bad
The problem is we have to burn 3cp to shoot effectively
Nephilim nerfing CP was both good and bad, I mean, it made Chaos Space Marine players use the damned Noctilith Crown for CP farming
But that does help
I think pregame cp should be separate
honestly they should prolly kill half the stratagems
That too
It’s funny seeing a noctilith crown being used for CP
rn for most factions
I'm personally hoping they get rolled into datasheets as something a specific unit can do for a cost, and we instead get the Horus Heresy 2 reactions.
Those look like a ton of fun.
Yeah I agree
That would be really fun
Yeah, true, the list I use has 3 cp perfect for the strat, and the cp spent was wyrmtooth kelermorph, oppressors bane clamavus (I wanted to try it out) and cranial inlay nexos
HH 2 reactions are really well done
But my favorite GSC meme list, is definitely my baneblade
8e->9e fluff glowup was amazing. It rlly makes me excited for the next iteration of armybooks
I do miss jackal bombs though
They would be stupid if they ecisted now tho
honestly 10e could be the best edition ever, or it could be overwhelmingly mediocre
Jackals are still use en mass
we'll see lol
HH gives me hope
I’ve seen jackal bike spam used
Oh I know. But used to you could deepstrike them 3", throw 5 democharges and 5 blast charges
Then do it again in shooting phase
Oh jeez, that sounds fun lol
I oneshotted old ghaz like that once
GW has learned a lot imo
I didn’t play much of 8th
I didnt play 8e but I played 8e GSC in 9e
I was too busy trying to afford my army in 8e
lmao
And I’m still selling armies I don’t play to fuel my GSC
also unironically Leagues Of Votaan have a really well balanced codex internally
Also mind control used to literally let you use the other players models
on the otherhand uhhhhhhh
because I’m not even close to finishing
I don't think I need to elaborate the issues
If everything is(was) broken, nothing is!
the leagues of votaan have
LMAO
That sounds awful for the opponent lol
It was LMAO
honestly best balanced codex internally is prolly GSC
comedy
GSC have the best codex of the ed imo
GSC is and has always been the most balanced
We just fall behind because everything else is goofier
+Aboms and Abbies/Jackal Alphus need to be better or lower pointed
Hmm yes 3 attacks for a melee character
When even the clamavus sees use then that’s a problem for those
Most Powerful
I heard yarrik is... ||dead|| and I want to know what happened
Angron.
GSC are in a weird spot where their Combat Patrol box is just... Amazing. Buy 3, some actual genestealers, and a broodcoven and you have an actual army
The khore primarch?
Yep.
The combat patrol for GSC is SOOOO good
Ive been trying to make him work. His reroll aura is p good. So I run him in a rockgrinder with 5 Abbies and From All Angles on the truck
"I can't believe we skipped 'elpin 'im out to drink stale grog and watch da squig fights."
"...In a way, though, don't ya fink dat'z wot 'ee would've wanted?"
"No."
rest in rip o' bale eye
#warhammer40k #peepshow #warhammermemes #40kmemes #warhammerlore #warhammer40kmemes #commissar #yarrick #ghazghkull #40klore
Litany algorithmicus:
peep sh...
For truck deepstrike
I’m selling some armies just to pick a combat patrol up with some characters
Has Ghazkull (ghazskull? Ghizkull? Ghazcool?) heard?
Sounds like a fun list, I wanna see more aberrants and abominant
I would love to see that
Theyre sadly still very underwhelming considering thats like 19pl of stuff. But god they sometimes do Hit big
Just imagine Ghazkull charging directly into the planet yarrik was killed on to krump the angry gitz
If I was a insane person I would just run 200 neophytes
I really wish some vehicles had a little over the slots for transports like in HH like 6 open slots to run a squad of 5 and an HQ, or 12 for bigger transports
Or 24 like the Spartan
red spoiky gitz
I hope for a GSC Special Character at some point. RIP CJ41 3E Manos the Mad and Janos Armistadt of Tim Huckleberry. MTG 40k deck got a named Magus recently, so here is my hope xD
Just a high enough number to run troops and HQ’s
Aberrants and Abominant can do WORK. Problem is getting them into melee alive. So slow and squishy.
Some do, the regular truck doesnt but the rockgrinder has 6. Its rlly just GSC transports
Wave serpents and such have 12 for example
I hope they get buffed
The rockgrinder is a great example honestly
Not only can I imagine Ghazkull charging at... armagedon? Saving it from chaos by demolishing angron but then deciding to charge into khornes realm to kill angron again and again
Twisted Helix works well with the Aberrants I'd say
Still mixed about that. On one hand it's fitting that a legend of a man goes down swinging against a primarch, but on the other I kind of had hoped he would have had a peaceful death, passing along his hope of reclaiming Armageddon to the next generation of Guardsmen, for even with Juvenats and the grudging respect and fear of a sectors worth of Orks, there is only so long one man can prolong his life.
Ive been running Princes lately just for the relic. A staple I usually have is 40 neophytes in groups of 20 surrounding it becomes shockingly hard to shift
Also its funny to see tau get outshot by 8 seismic cannons
wait it's not confirmed how they died? How? I'd presume, if we know they're dead, we'd also have a novel worth of just their passing
I like the amount of GSC fans here though, fitting too for the game we like’s setting
The codex he is confirmed as dead in JUST came out. Probably a book down the road, but novels tend to lag 1-2 years or more
I’ve seen pauper princes, but haven’t seen their relic, what does it do again?
Also hot take but Banners should be free
5+ invuln in a 6" aura
I put it on my Iconward and have him just sit in center of a neophyte horde
The invuln is like mega durability buffing for them
Banners should be free, I wanna use them on my models but they just aren’t good at the points rn
In all love, no. Our banners are the best in the game. One on a blob of 20 Neos makes them absolutely obnoxious to get rid of. Someone has to dedicate serious firepower.
I play crusade so banners basically are free. Its amazing
I always loved the mad science vibes of Twisted Helix apart from the rules
ah okay... Well whatever killed the great hero of the imperium, I really hope Ghazkull will swear vengeance. Oddly wholesome for the 40k setting and I'd love it
It really doesnt take that much still. Like one unit of any dedicated anti inf will kill them in a turn
Oh dang, that’s really good for a squishy army
I have learned this when a crisis suit commander solod 40 neophytes
Why do rubrics get free icons and plague marines get free weapon options
And we can’t get free banners
Or, I also play CWE, who would very easily kill that many neophytes. Free banner or not
Or.. CSM with chaincannons which are very common
Because GSC is a faction that is super finely balanced. A nudge in either direction and it could be absolutely busted or trash very easy
Free banners rlly doesnt bust them
Ive played with free banners
Theyre still a weak army
Probably not. But GW would bump the price for the unit, bake it in.
Comparatively
I am open to buffs for GSC
same
They made equipment free for inf squads without increasing cost overall
It rlly isnt that unlikely
especially aberrants, aboms and alphus
I also play Guard, Orks, and Nurgle Daemons. Snotlings and Goblins in Blood bowl. Winning is something I claw away from other players while muttering about my precious.
lol
Also, our banners are 20 points
That’s insane
Especially when other banners are 10 points or even 5, and for daemons.. free
20points to access critical army ability hmm yes
I think my crusade force has like 200pts of banners
Daemons had a really strong banner in 8th to recover models on rolls of 1 for morale, and they were only 10 points
Nurgle banners. They still do it
If banners are going to remain 20pts, acolytes should regen d6 instead of d3
They barely survive that much anyway
Lore-chat really changed while i was gone
No one talks abt rules in minis so here we are
Also I feel bad flooding over minipics with rambling
Don't, I had the oppossite experience, people don't care
😂
lol
There just isn’t a dedicated Warhammer tabletop talk channel
Where we can talk about our hot takes and peeves about the model hobby
And GW’s weird balance decisions
This chat talks about GSC more though than any other server with dedicated GSC channels for
GSC cool ❤️
The imperial guards also good
As an Ad Mech fan since I first read Titanicus I've got a soft spot for our Codices despite how wonky and arcane their rules are.
Hey @broken zenith would you wanna be friends on discord?
sure ❤️
You would have to send the friend request
sent a request
What’s the life expectancy for an average human lmao
Or does it drastically vary between planets?
Yes
Some planets are labeled as death worlds where it is a fight for life everyday for inhabitants and others are even paradise planets where life is in Ez mode for the most part
Isn’t most of humanity laborers? Lol
Would those paradise planets be good for the laborers?
Some paradise planets yes but others are used as shrine worlds and some become threatened/hold strategic importance and can very quickly lose the paradise label and swap over to a fortress world or any number of different types
That’s cool
Thank you :)
You know terra would've been nice if it got its natural beauty back
Cause the emperor was trying to bring back the oceans
And whatnot
For a holy planet, the ecclesiarchy would've probably tried to restore terra but i guess not
Probably too far gone
hey, did you know Cadia was very simular to old Terra, it even had a massive ocean that covered 70% of the planet
did you like that in titanicus it made titans use ceremite and the knights use adamantium as armor
The Emperor tried pre Horus heresy but all the terraforming got destroyed during the siege of terra
Even before the Unification Wars all of Terra’s oceans had dried up?
The ecclesiarchy wouldn't try to restore the planet they'd try to build one giant hive city that looks like a cathedral on it
And inside of said cathedral hive would be many more little cathedrals
Cathedrals all the way down
Well there were multiple terriforming projects created by both Mal and Emps to terriform other planets to become exact replicas of old earth
At that point they’ll just turn you into a cathedral.

Russian dolls of cathedrals
want to say Age of Apostasy?
Doge Vandire?
and feet pic Dominica
ork lore question, is there any reason for beast snagga boys or similar models to be in any non snake bites army lore wise?
Even if the pacific, atlantic, indian, arctic oceans dried up
They would probably be in the atmosphere
its hard to imagine a red suns beast snagga boy
Or the emperor could get them from the asteroids
In the uhh
Asteroid belt between mars and jupiter
Yes, Goffs and Defskulls make lots of use for them for anti monster/armor support
or a bad moon kill rig
The ecclesiarchy would have atleast had continued the emperors terraforming since terra is a holy planet
Does anyone know what those iron collars the Psykers have are for? Their prison uniform is unique in as much as even it has one on, too.
Iirc Mars was terraformed to become almost a garden world during the DAOT. until of course, Eldar G bang, warp storms, etc. and then the planet pretty reverted to its original state of being Red and dry.
Bloodaxes also makes use of them for jungle warfare and ambush tactics
goffs have everything i get that, but defskulls? arent htey the stealing big vechicle army
i get that, i was thinking that too
How did the tech cult manage to survive if mars became shit again
Yeah that would be them, this is cause Beastsnaggas think Big Vechicles and Mechs are "Beasts to be snagged"
ah i get it, so its more of a cowboy bandits stealing horses style of things
yeah basically, but replace the six-shooters and lever actions with spears with bombs attatched to them and rocket launchers
what causes flayed ones to be so obsessed with obtaining flesh
Flayed ones are skinless
Read the twice dead king. will give you audiobook via google drive if you want it
They're hungry for meat
They got a disease
thats super sick lmao
Underground bunkers
They're home sick for their fleshbags
Underground bunkers, survivors developed a cult surrounding technology
Viola, cult mechanicus
iirc the cult didnt exist until after surviving in the bunkers
After/during hiding in the shelters anyway
It’s funny how they reverie the technicians as god-like since they kept everything running for the people on mars to survive for thousands of years.
Telling legends and myths is a good way to keep history records
Still find it funny how the "Machine God" is possibly a massive shard of the Void Dragon
Mars used to be a habitable planet not talking about when it was terraformed
Probably a necron colony
Necrontyr
possibly? tho it's been confirmed that it's the Emperors fault for having the Void Dragon on Mars, in short it was on earth, then big E kicked its ass and teleported it to Mars during the middle ages
Oh
is it stupid? yes. But is it cool? debatable
Sounds arthurian
The guy who defeated the dragon in whales may have been Big Emps
Wasnt the emperor a hitite?
no, he was churchill
The emperor is a reincarnation of like 100 or 1000 shamans from hundreds of thousands of years ago
No lol
It’s a little fucky tbh
Its 1 of "many theories" but the only one which is actually dived into and has lore for it, so its the stand-out
If it was 1000 shamans why didnt we get a new emperor like figure
What an empress
Since millions of psykers
Emperor should've just gotten an empress
lol no, tho I subscribe to the Luetin theory. I.E: being empowered by the last old one during the shawmen mass suicide
They're batteries for big E
God knows what happens to them, wouldn't be surprised if Big E can hear all their voices in anguish
Imagine hearing millions of dead people constantly

Portrayal of the God Emperor’s consumption of 1000 psykers
No, it is just me reading this chat... Sometime interesting stuff is being discussed, and it is intriguing to see the different takes that different people has
I just saw an opportunity and took it
ah
I've been in warhammer 40k since 2010, personally
Hey did you guys know Angron killed Yarrick
Not confirmed
Thats a meme theory
Skull he has is not yarricks
it is
It isn't
That's a space marine head, the augment is not yarricks
its been leaked in the new codex
And GW have made it VERY clear its a shrodingers cat situation
Thats a meme
I’ve only gotten into 40k like, 2 years ago. I only have read what’s on the website and listen to Lore videos. If I’m lucky, I can find pdf files of entire books on the internet.
Unsurprisingly, TTS introduced me to it
Its to encourage orks to fight Khorne daemons
No it hasn't, the gloria yarrick just mention he presumably is dead, but it could be like Calgar on vigilus
wut
GW have made him a shroedingers cat situation, he's maybe dead, maybe not
Huh, it aprears i've been bamboozled
Calgar was "confirmed" dead, when he wasnt, to boost morale and make ultramarines charge to avenge him
damnit, was looking forward to having Ghazkull tearing Angron a new one
GW will bring back Yarrick in some capacity when its the right time, for now, he's "dead"
Since 2008/9 pretty much, first stated with WH40K, then expanded on fantasy too... Avid lore reader since then
I saw so many retcons and changes lol
The skull with the eye augment on Angrons belt is not yarrick, its a spacemarine skull
People made theories, but they're wrong
And there was a meme drawing where Ursula creed told the orks that Angron did it
So they fight angron
Began dipping into it in 2019, got really into it during the lockdown in 2020 as my pandemic hobby
Lots of new blood arrived during last pandemic... And many more joined too since successful videogames were made, like total war and VT
so far I've read about 29 BL books and only played 3 tabletop games, lost all three of them
It took me an hour to read the Black Templars website page
Seen so many going down the slippery slope of Starter boxes after playing Darktide
i am SO happy that 40k weapons get to be used in first person
What army do you play
Poor fellas, we will remember their names when they will get lost in the lore and rulesets
I play about 7 different armies
Their slow decline into plastic crack addiction
Necrons, keep in mind this was during the start of 9e when Necrons were mid, and I didn't really understand the game all that well
I’d get myself some minis and would actually sit down to learn the TTRPG but I don’t have the money to afford it and my painting skills are absolute shit.
And resin, if they have the money
going to try and get into the wargaming side once I'm done moving, mostly focused on the lore and painting at the moment, oh and darktide
Get a killteam or necromunda box, only need about 10 fellas
And theres a basic paint style just called "battle ready"
Basically just base coats
lol I got a 3d printer last chrismas. army grew X3 and at only 1/5 of the price
Hmmm…
Necromunda and Killteam have some really nice models
I was thinking of getting Arbiters and Ash waste nomads for Necromunda
Arbiters
have a friend trying to convert Necomunda models into IG/Chaos Cultist proxies
house Esher and Orelock to be exact
Ash waste nomads
Enforcers*
I wonder what would happen to humanity if space marines didnt exist
They aren't arbites
They're called arbiters on the box
Thing is if I did get into it, I’d want to make primarily an Astra Militarum focused army because I like them.
Astra Militarum > Space Marines
what ever happened to necron pariahs
Lol, they are palanite enforcers though
I wonder if the Imperial Navy have Marines meant for boarding enemy voidships
Yes, imperial navy breachers and boarders
Ok
Seems both names are used, in various places
Really nice models
Wait was the imperial guard renamed to imperial army again when papa smurf came back?
They are wrongly used interchangeably yes, but the palanite enforcers are not arbites, and the difference is quite deep between enforcers (local police force) and arbites (imperial police force)
No separate stuff
The Navy don't fight on the ground
All (With exeption) IG Aircraft is also part of the Navy
Im talking about astra militarum
No, it is still called imperial guard, but in high gothic is called astra militarum... But this change was done by GW for copyright reasons, and it isn't linked to big G
Separate stuff still
Oh okay
It was during the dark days of GW trying to copyright everything they could and shut down everything they didn't control or couldn't control
I wish emperor tts would come back 
The hunger ?
Some of their jokes got a little grating ngl
Wdym their humour are fun
Some of the jokes though...
I like it
Like a handful
Give me an example
I can't remember man i just remember a few making me roll my eyes
If he swore less, his straight-man dynamic would be funnier
And this is coming from someone who uses swear words as adjectives
Yeah
The emperor is meant to be the straight man but is just as unhinged, it gets better later
But it starts off absolutely terrible imo
I like the little side stories too
vulkan and corax
the salamander ones are great
The side stuff is a lot better because it was written later
Early tts was pretty bad imo
i noticed that
I love the side stuff
90% buzzwords and memes
Yeah
And "oh woah, isnt that wacky, the emperor would never say that!"
early tts was a product of it's time
I'm so glad tts stopped
I wouldn't go that far
I am sad for the people who enjoyed it, even if I didn't
early TTS was pure kino and sovl
r/grimdank snoobers ruined the humor of 40k har har
It didn’t deserve the fate most fan creators faced when GW decides to cross them.
It’s like the burning of Monarchia all over again.
the supremest of all gentlemen
Uhhuh
Still don't know why GW did all that
They handled it in the literal worst way possible
Every time they take down the 'last church' youtube video, the more canon it becomes

Their policy sucks. I remember when SODAZ was still around.
While I was happy for that fan creator who made the ASTARTES short, that his chapter was canonized, the sequel was something that will never be realized.
The ‘Helsreach’ series was another animation I watched, very nice.
And then I was lucky enough to watch Angels of Death on YouTube, a brave channel posted it outside of the Warhammer+ domain. Their sacrifice will be remembered.
is there a good youtube channel just for 40k lore?
he had two projects for it, we’ll never see them in light.
Luetin09 for the serious in depth lore. His videos are around an hour,or more. MajorKill makes good lore videos, tho he cuss and jokes around the video which i enjoy. Lastly Baldermort guide to Warhammer channel
@teal yew my go to one is Oculus Imperia, instead of just reading off the lexicanum he effectively RPs as a historian within the Imperium tasked with recounting and observing the history and knowledge of the setting such as the Horus Heresy, the legions and alien species like the T’au
so are psykhaniums common in the imperium?
ty for the suggestions, wanted to listen to lore while purging these heretics. 
Adeptus Ridiculous is more of a general lore source and at the same time talk about the ttrpg. Some of their videos miss pieces of information but they make it sound entertaining.
Adeptus Riduculous is a good one, but there are times they skim important characters, events, and places. Good example was the Alpha Legion video, and the Blood Angels.
Not really
do they even exist in the wider setting?
ah
is the psyker's body even still alive?
well hell
i cant find any info on the damn things
No
Oh wait
No yeah she is
She's like, in a tank similar to a princeps it looks like.
ye
Sorry I thought we were talking about the daemonhost
no
those i know more about
also i just fought one in darktide, it literally just spawned in the middle of us, woke up, snapped my neck and the neck of the other vet, and then fucked off
Realistic 40k experience tbh
ye
Lore accurate power swords and bolters come with lore accurate daemonhosts
ye
I'd honestly accept this as a Lore accurate representation of human bolters
Things cracked
Can't think of many things that don't die within a mag
How many more Lore weapons could Ogryn get?
Uh, I think we have all of them mostly.
Outside of like heavy bolters
And other big guns
I do too, I was looking at the DH rulebook
surely us rank and file fellas are capable of using a Shrike Pattern Bolt Sniper Rifle
I'd accept a HB for em tho
Just let him go nuts
There has to be one lethal boss
Beast of Nurgle and Plague Ogryn feel like amateur hour
Yeah beast of nurgle and plague ogryn are easy as hell
throw some bloodletters in there
would be fun
can we get some Sloppity Bilepipers out here
have em play some sick beats in the middle of the horde
Ogryns are dum as fuck so ogryns are not allowed to use space marine heavy bolters
Which sucks
Ripperguns are made for ogryns so they can use it as a melee weapon
And also not be too automatic
Needs less maintenance as well
don't space marine chapters build all of their weapons themselves
No their made by tech priest who then gush and consecrate the gun for obscene amounts of time to be given to the chapters
Space Marine bolters are genetically imprinted on the user.
So normally nobody else can use them
Untill a tech priest is doing a new imprint.
Techmarines then maintain them right?
But of course i really would like to have a Primaris variant bolter for my ogryn 😄
Ogryn too dumb as fuck, the worry was that ogryns would use them as clubs
Hahah true. To great of a weapon
Thus pissing off the machine spirit
So thats why the ripper gun was made
A simple gun that an ogryn can use, and wont easily break if used as a club.
Is it just me or is the ||traitor storyline|| kinda weird?
In what way
The moebian 6th?
It didn’t require our involvement
Well its because no one is the good guy in the 40th millennium
I wonder where the other moebian regiments are. I really like their guardsmen uniform.
So, Maybe this isn't a lore question, but idk, What psionic level do we think the Darktide psyker is?
Why are their uniforms and armor different from the pdf in tertium
Relatively high level. Otherwise the inquisition would not allow the psyker to be at the frontline at all.
That psyker was probably sanctioned
Or that psyker sure as hell had good control for an unsanctioned psyker. Since he would be corrupted by chaos by now
Or possessed by a daemon
lower than alpha + is clear at least
nowhere near alpha level but higher then Gamma prolly
A sanctioned Psyker that talks shit about Imperium authority on a daily basis in earshot of Morrow/Zola/Hadron 💀
They must really be desperate to allow that
I’m not really miffed about it, it’s just funny
they clearly are
Bruh why do daemonhosts look like slaaneshi daemons

They're not fat and slow
they dont. at all
daemonhosts are just psykers with daemons shoved in them
doesn't even need to be a nurgle daemon
does the host have to be a psyker?
How else could you lure a daemon
Psykers have tasty souls
Psykers have a strong presence in the warp which makes them look like a light house in the warp or maybe a campfire
The host must first be inscribed with certain marks, runes and wardings to prepare it for the entrapment of a daemon. The sigils involved are largely unknown, but an essential rune called the "Rune of Voiding" must be inscribed on the chest of the host in order to empty it of any previous souls so that the daemon can be effectively contained. Apparently, this rune is sometimes ignored, as in certain occasions, the original host's mind endured. Radical Inquisitors with the resources would also string the host with chains, padlocks, amulets, and other bindings as to ensure the daemon's obedience.[Needs Citation]
Once all the preparations are made, the Incantations of Binding, the Litany of Servitus, and the Wards of Entrapment must be spoken, along with the final sealing words: "In servitutem abduco, I bind thee fast forever into this host." Note that only these were mentioned by Inquisitor Eisenhorn in his logs, and that other rites might have been involved.[Needs Citation]
If not all of the special preparations have been made, i.e. a hasty on-the-spot binding, the severe trauma of the process might be inflicted on the daemonhost, ensuring that it remains docile and unresponsive for several days.[1]
Humans are just small torches in the warp
Psykers are bonfires
Which would attract a daemon
Astronomicon is a light house
so yeah a non psyker can be used to make a daemonhost but it is more complex
But its easier with a psyker
ye
Its impossible for a tau
Since their presence in the warp is much smaller than a human
but as the cult we are fighting doesnt have any psykers it seems they likely just used one of their own to house the daemon
Similar to when humans before DAoT
The underhive
Has tons of hidden psykers
we are in the underhive in most of the missions
Yeah so its probably a psyker that wasnt discovered by the sisters of silence
so yeah they could have taken the psykers captive
nah the cult is making them. it would be stupid for them not to
which means they have at least one sorcerer in their ranks
The demonhost in game doesn't look very nurgle-y
Well in this regard, he is looking more like the deamon host from "Eisenhorn" But more green.
i mean. its still got a human body so its not gona look like a great unclean one or something
The body is a host for the daemons of nurgle
Imo it having the horns it does makes it nurgly
ye
since they aren't long and black like khornate ones
They're that antler-y style
great unclean one boss when
Since Dan Abnett was writing the Eisenhorn series and he is the lead writer for the story of Darktide, it is no wonder how the Deamon host looks like the deamon host from his books
never bcs its way out of scope imo
just light my shit up
tbf cherubal is based on the daemon host mini
Yeah true that, have forgotten that allready
ngl the cult's power is growing at an alarming rate
Yeah when they can call for Deamon hosts, they are very powerfull
Hi there! Sorry if this was asked before, i had a question about the Preacher. They dont have any ties with the Ecclesiarchy, because of the law that they cant bear arms?


