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Indicator of being a sergeant
interesting
White helmet is veteran
so you know which to shoot
For ultramarines
It’s the voice and whatever of slaanesh
I forgot their names
In your opinions, what do you find the best looking space marine helmet?
What does red helmet mean for ultramarines
who actually owns all the warhamme lore and IP shit for the licensing
My knowledge on SM remain strictly on which to shoot first. No helmet, special helmet and then the rest
Games workshop
Sergeant
very interesting
is warhammer 40k one guy?
as a way for people to use their extra DND minis
lmao
No
Bruh
Wasn’t warhammer a more combat focused dnd at the beginning
thats fucking crazy
then it solidified
I liked the weird stuff
into an actual formation based wargame
for fantasy
and 40k became a more squad based
WW2 esque wargame
but I get it can be frustrating to lose a game due to dice rolls
When did warhammer decide to go all in on the grimdark
that makes sense based on the art
With some really weird rules
3rd edition
It was a lot more grimdark in 2nd edition
for 40k
for Fantasy it started out grimdark
rogue trader was fairly grimdark
yeah
Because modern fighting can't really be portrayed by Formations fights
but not as oppresive about it
grimdark fantasy is way cooler than high fantasy
AoS mini are the best
Grimdark is just the overal themeing
it was based off of 70s britain
ye abut it has genocide and wax paper
raging against the dying light
lotr is like happy people
An inevtible end
Which both exist in AoS
lotr isn't high fantasy
Does only the high king of the dwarves write new grudges, or does the book wrote itself
ngl I sometimes prefer fantasy over 40k
Fantasy has more of a sense of humor in it
cloth armor sexy hair people vs chad tube guy in a bathtub of floating skulls
Warhammer Fantasy battle
is a little bit more
subuded
in its high fantasy elements
And then there's the Slaves to Darkness
I liked the dumb stuff
which is why I like orks
Fantasy def had much more of a sense of humour
I miss OG fantasy
Warhammer Fantasy as a setting is peasant-punk.
Idk anything about AOS lol
It's both hilariously grounded and high fantasy at the same time.
They should continue to make warhammer games it is perfect for battlefield
bring out the tanks and the drop ships
Arthurian France
yeah
yet they speak with english accents
all the goblins sound like western european LUL
Since when ?
Based on voicelines
Grail knight, schmail knight. Blessed sigmar shall protect
but so do all the imperial people
it might be the mix up of bretonian with britain
Orks are Bri’ish
when it should be breton
They got cockney accents
yea its like half of that lore is just british people LUL
Them ork cheerleaders in bloodbowl tho
I love being a part of the Boyz
damn the british company that's staffed by british people, has references to british people
I wanna get stuck in wit da boiz
But it isn't a faction or properly civilized land.
In dogs of war
its gotta be the uhhhh elector counts
with a universe based on the satire of 70s britain
Yeah, some Celtic based mercs right?
Elector counts are German
they be british
Sorta
The empire is more German
It's fantasy HRE
Ye
High Elf
Orkz are probably the closest because all we do is drink and fight lol
Rule the seas and what not
Nah, the Elves are more greek.
Who are the skaven
rat people
LOL
What are the skaven
British Empire with Atlantean aesthetics
At least Ulthuan is. They've got a very early Greece aesthetic and spearman focus, with some Atlantis theme-ing.
the fat lady on the sea shell
The rat men are not real
you better tell CA that as they have had them with fucking heavy french accents from TWWH1 to now
The Industrial Revolution
the rat people should move like rats not bipeds
Rats. Rats. They're the rats.
They sneak at night, they stalk at night.
They're the rats.
Why are the skaven
Gotta wonder how the skaven feed themselves with those populations numbers
No one asked, how are the skaven
warp stone
Chaos or something
Though some theories say that they are cursed dwarfs
and sometimes hellish industrial farms
Cannibalism and mushrooms farms
what exactly is a space marine
This pains me deeply. Also nothing is more depressing to see 3 of your squad get netted by the same trapper, just for you to kill them but get ragdoll tossed between 2 mutants as a sniper takes aim at you.
is it the ogre?
I like that approach, but considering actual critters exist in Age of Sigmar, means some chaosy things are at hand
AoS Skaven are descendants of Old World Skaven
a brainwashed child soldier that has been heavily gene modded into a living weapon
Ogre is an Ogryn
Who is a natural human or Abhuman and not industrialy made
interesting
what do the face tubes do to all the high ranking guys who get face tubes
face tubes?
yea they always have hoses in their faces
Other are chem injectors
lmaooooo
Nagash thought death was cringe so he chose not to participate in it
Nagash was cringer than death
do loyalist space marines still use those tubes?
i literally only ever see them on chaos space marines
its so cool because the helmet has the breather tubes and then the face is like more tubes and a robot eye
Do Iron Warrior have them ?
they are chaos marines so i guess
Iron hand ?
I like how they use dead people bodies as telephones
Always forget which are wich
Here’s an astropath, let us make the call, let us see what he thinks of this stall
what space marine helmet has breathing tubes?
Astropath are more like the Nasa sending informations in the far space
Closer comms are called Vox
Iron hands are the loyalist chapters that believe the flesh is weak and replace it with cybernetics and implants. Iron warriors are masters of siege the opposite of the imperial fists.
Iron warriors are chaos.
looks like alot of the board game minis have tube helmets
oh the beaks?
Perturabo be like “why do i get all the shitty jobs” when he was the one who signed up for them
tubes and loin clothes is a good combo
Do you mean these things on the side of the helm?
oh right those tubes
ye athey have lots of tubes
If so those are part of the rebreather apparatus I believe.
Not all the helmets have it
all the stuff that ripped off warhammer 40k has no tubes
like where are the tubes man
40k ripped off of everything
its like matrix tubes
Everyone’s ripping off everybody
yea but some british guy started it
40k literally stole from so much shit in the 80's
There's a fair bit of variety in helmets.
no tubes!!!
oshit the fuzz
lol
looks like train face also good
LOL that guy looks like data
data? from star trek?
Starcraft did really heavily inspire their space marine suits from 40k’s
Okay but thats like the worst comparison
warhammer has everything even woke liberal gang
40k literally straight up steal half its shit from Dune 
the what
I think he's talking about House Escher.
i guess he is talking bout house escher
deja vu
LMAO
Not sure about the "woke" part but Escher are more amazonian/aztec than anything you are describing lmao
purple mohawks and lots of tattoos looks like my tinder match list
You think they’ll kill stern a 3rd time
Yeah... warrior women gang tribe isn't exactly new.
its crazy
the fact one company has such an expansive IP is impressive
when like 90% of your men are born completely deformed there is no choice but to have the women take over
Its not that expansive
40k isnt that popular
Most tabletop settings are pretty sprawling to be fair.
It could be more popular if they didn’t require your firstborn to afford the models
40k has just had a few decades to add on more and more stuff, all while keeping it in the same setting.
my zoomer coworker knew it was a board game
and that is only the first payment
cant you just 3D print all that now?
The most mainstream mention of 40k I have ever seen is Henry Cavil state he paints minis when he can.
same
And that is about it.
GW will send a kill squad to your house
Buncha nerds have atleast seen Space Marines through time - I knew of 40k and Warhammer way before I ever started painting or playing anything related to it
yea what is with the painting is that part of the deal like you HAVE to paint it but you HAVE to use lore colors
To be fair, the models are about average or slightly above average price for miniature painting minis.
It's the sheer number of them that you need to play a game that will cost you your firstborn, their firstborn, and both your kidneys.
Same goes for my fellow zoomer friends
They mostly havent
space marines also mix in with every generic space trooper
so it doesnt really make the mstand out
Might just be a Scandinavian thing, but zoomers all around know it
like gears of war is clearly a warhammer thing
Markiplier made a bunch of people aware of 40k. So there’s that.
everyone played that lol
no its not lol
it has chainswords
no. it has one gun with a chainsaw bayonet
I mean warhammer ripped that shit from the aztecs and doctors keeping it a buck fifty
yea their whole selling point looks like warhammer
This may seem heretical but, Spartans from halo stand out more in the public mind then 40k space marines.
its not heretical at all
Yes, but that's cause every early 2000's kid grew up with HALO
Kind of but not really. 3D printing isn't exactly a cheap hobby either if you want to get minis that are high quality. It's good for people who are already invested into the hobby or for those who already do 3D printing, but not quite the magic solution most people think they are.
gears of war does not looking anything like warhammer 40k
and they even fight weird humanoid alien things
40k should have made a more aggressive push in video games back in the day
And 40k got Firewarriors which tried to act like a "halo killer" and failed hard.
yea I feel like everything has been a success around warhammer
You don’t need to use lore accurate colors
For your armies
So uh
every sci-fi dystopia story ever
and no lmao
like every other sci fi thing took off but not warhammer
I mean it did
I mean
and its the best one of them all
warhammer makes a lot of money
Warhammer is huge
Subjective.
It’s more popular then ever
More than most things even
like warhammer has no movie that would draw in the casuals
It doesn’t have any good movies lol
or some kind of anime thing
like. i dont want to be rude but he honestly seems to be drunk or something
I mean, Dune is the best Sci-fi let's relax alright
Warhammer is alright
LMAO
TRUE
also yeah it is
there has to be a constant
Everything is a dune rip off
Dune is the grandfather of most sci-fi universes you know today
its like LOTR jumpstarting fantasy as a genre
All paths lead to dune
yea it all copies one thing always
Would you rather live on arrakis or catachan
Arrakis is the most important planet after all
Dune is old as shit and is more or less the lord of the rings of sci fi lol
As a native? Or as an outsider
Where's the gun, just blowing my brains out
I should watch dune
Arraksis promises a slightly less horrifying death
is that the sci fi movie with the asexual alien who pukes babies in a sandstorm?
No
wtf kind of movies have you watched man?
it was on tv
Mind that the books are from the 1960's and the new movie is from 2021*, but both are very good imo
2021 sorry
I wonder if they’ll make movies for the later dune books
The movie is a very faithful adaptation
Jihad time
there are older dune movies btw
Mostly - I think some changes are made better in the movie, while some perspectives lack
ye
Compared to the books imo
Eh fair enough
Was it that a single drop of water would kill a sandworm in dune
ok so DUNE 84 00 and 21
Yes I think
Sort of - they're so hot that the vapourize nearly everything they consume
As to why they dont die by eating some nerd
Ngl Baal sucks really hard
There’s sentient water
That consumes all your moisture
But, granted a drop enters their system, their internal chemistry dies
thirst water
gamer girl bath water
Consume its moisture, show it whose boss
isnt a big part of dune's economy just crack made from sandworm shit?
Mfw Dante almost died to it
Gotta get that spice
dont do to much tho, or you will end up a floating fat man
john goodman is in dune loooool
I find it funny that shield in dun me protect against almost everything except really slow stabbing
this shit is c razy I should watch the dune movies
Sometimes the nuke happens on the laser end tho lul
lol talk about a troll move
If your footsteps have any sense of rhythm you’ll attract the worms
dont the fremen ride those things?
Yeah the fremen have methods of riding them
now that is a flex
how do you ride a worm underground
Well you ride the worm when it’s above ground
dune has the star trek guy hot damn
Sandworms are kilometers long
it is
Dune is the alpha to many sci fi’s omega
this is very impressive lol
Star Wars literally stole from Dune too lmao
Lucas more or so admits he made the Force based on the Voice from Dune
the problem is that a lot of exposition and lore gets lost in movies
its hilarious
like what the fuck is this lol
It feels like everybody steals from dune
It’s kinda tradition
is dune one guy?
Yes
is he a british guy?
American
His son wrote the later books iirc
Frank Herbert
yeah and they were shit
again its the lord of the rings of sci fi, ofc every sci fi steals from it just like every fantasy steals from lord of the rings lol
Frank never got to finish it since after his wife died he just got super depressed and passed on shortly afterwards
oof
that sucks
yeah sadly
but he made a neat universe that is remembered to this day so thats all we can ask for at this point
if Dune didnt exist, 40k wouldnt either so we can be thankful lmao
ok so how did frank herbert make this lol
industrial revolution?
nice
lol
also majorily his trip to the middle-east
wtf did he go to the empty quarter or something?
Arakkis is basically a big metaphor for colonizing nations stealing the lifeblood (oil) of lower nations and abusing its populace
tho in this case its Spice
tho it's still fuel
well that clearly explains sci fi
so is that why the fremen are like unironically one of the more powerful factions on the planet?
YEP
Also they are literally the descendants of earth's middle-eastern populace/ethnic-groups settling on Arrakis long ago since Dune takes place in our universe
as I understand it, spice is space cocaine that they give to worms to make ftl travel
Reverse
the spice is literally worm poop
it gets left in the sand and machines come to extract it
its the only place in the galaxy that produces this
and Navigators need it for FTL travel
baby worm poop specifically
why don't they steal a worm
and then worms eat machines and spit back out poop
and the cycle of poop continues
💩
They cant live on anywhere that isnt Arrakis
Can't survive outside Arrakis for the most part, water kills them.
this worm poo economy is more interesting than most entire plot lines
not even a joke yeah 
Or well, it's presumed to kill them. There's more to it.
Dune has a lot of good space politics
I feel like I should read the books
I can’t wait for people to lose their mind over the word jihad
In the next dune movie
iirc the emperor in dune is just a glorified druglord lol
They’re good
They already used the word crusade instead in the first I believe.
At least where Paul discusses his vision.
The Padişah-Emperor yep 
maybe I should take mushroooms inthe desert and invent a genre
We’ll see then
I'm surprised they chose to not bring it up yet at all
also yeah Dune uses messiah's as a message that you shouldnt always follow them lest they lead you to chaos and damnation
You can see how the 40k writers got inspired by this
lots of jihads and holy wars
^
They’re saving it imo
yeah I think so too
For a big reveal
Yeah we’re at the pretty tame parts
Of dune rn
It’s about to descend into the more insane stuff
Anyways, I just came on to say that the Elysian player in me is so happy to see the accatran pattern lasgun make it into darktide
Yes
Maybe enough eager fans of it will make GW bring back muh flyboys that have been out of play for a decade
Which is why it has such good broad appeal imo
The first half of the first book
Is really good for hooking people in
yeeee, like
when the movie came out
40k fans were going nuts lmao
THERE WAS THIS ONE POST on r40klore
"Was Dune inspired by 40k"
Oh god
big bruh moment
I remember
oh boy
Did you see the grim Dank post in response lol
Which is
“I’m about to witness a murder”
LEL
lolol
Lmfao
40k has a few major influences. Dune, The Moorcock-verse, 2000 A.D., and Starship Troopers to name a few.
The Sardukar throat singing
god that part was one of the reasons Im glad i saw it in theatres
Hamburger Pinapple Pizza. Cheeseburger. Whopper Whopper.
To clarify, for STS it's the book, rather than the movie
legit felt like i was taking part in an Astartes pre-battle ceremony
The suspicion is that the STS movie took reference from GW
Though in comparison to Mobile Infantry, Astartes are very under-equipped :P
something something votann something
yeah the first I.G were super starship troopers inspired
😆
I'm so glad to see that IG are getting back to some of their odder roots
Like rough riders
Mordians getting a nice shoutout
Solar Auxilia I think
lol
For Horus Heresy
40k mega gargant model when
so. solar auxilia skins when fatshark?
Solar auxilia doesn’t exist anymore
sad
Unless we count the Saturn ship yard defense forces
Never, they have to make 15 different krieg skins first
Who are the origin of the auxilia
There are some Solar Auxilia things we've seen already
I'm sure the Jovians exist in some form.
Saturians with death rays
Lul
Yeah the jovians are still around
But the solar auxilia as an organization doesn’t
So kinda dumb question, but mechanically what are people doing in game when they power up a power sword? Like... pressing a button and running a current through the blade?
Like the Ogryn in the 1st art has that backpack
Maybe they even have a regiment they outfit with the same equipment.
Turning on its power field
Maaaybee
They prolly do
Tbh
Triplex phal still exists
As do their own forges
They prolly still equip their own security forces
With that stuff
Yes but I mean how, like I checked over the model and saw no activation method on the hilt
They just want it really bad and it activated
Not sure about in DT but in the lore there’s usually an activation stud
You do something to the activation rune.
ugh cant post links again
Okay thank you
stupid discord
Whether the activation rune is real or visible is another thing altogether.
Maybe it's a simple press trigger
It’s prolly some tiny button
Like just press extra hard on the hilt
Mmm, though most of the time it’s not mentioned. Much like you won’t hear authors say a trigger was squeezed when firing a gun
The Jovian void clans
How do orks even build a gargant without the enemy noticing
They’re still around
In ork territory
Yeah, and that's perfectly fine except there's always a representation of the gun with the trigger so you can identify it logically. None of the in game models or the stuff I saw via a quick search online had an identifiable method and I was just curious
Yup, the thing we don't know is if their Imperial Army regiments made the transition to the guard, the Solar Auxilia equipment is all Saturnine and Jovian equipment IIRC, and they were both specialized in void-sealed operations.
That makes sense
What does the imperium use earth’s moon for
Defense station, effectively.
Prior to the Great Crusade it was also where the Legiones Astartes gene labs were
Sisters of silence stronghold + giant defense station
Sorry for if this is a dumb question, but you know the garrison guardsmen we see sometimes at the beginning of missions, are they loyalist Moebian Sixth? Or just a different thing entirely?
Inquisitorial Troops/Suriving local PDF
The entirety of the Moebian 6th is traitors
Ah ok, thanks! 😸
ye i imagine its standard practice when a regiment turns traitor for them to kill all the still loyal members asap
Yeah that makes sense
Must admit, walking through a line of guardsmen was pretty cool
Atoma prime to break before the guard did
Walking under those Leman Russ’s is ace, the set dressing is really great
Absolutely, they've nailed the scale of 40k imo
Wouldn't mind seeing a tempestus Scion squad at some point 👀
I'm surprised we haven't seen more inquisitorial stormtroopers just hanging about the ship
Anyways. I want a hellgun 😦
Hellgun and Multilaser for the Ogryn
Could have similar mechanics of having to manage heat but you have a much higher ammo and firing rate
Maybe get a Scion as a subclass sometime?
Maybe
An outcast Scion could be pretty cool, but idk how their class will differ from veteran?
I might go mad if I play 5 quick plays in a row and I have to hear Morrow talk about a leman russ destroyer again.
But there are other possible themes for the Veteran that could be explored where Scion could basically just be having the Hellgun
Maybe an assault specialist?
Like Veteran Scion or Veteran Commisar
I'd prefer Commissar
Commissar could be good for support.
Or summary execution if you run the wrong way 
What could be a good class would be some sort of disgraced sister of battle?
I mean you can practically make a sister Repentia already with zealot.
The prob. With a SoB archetype is that it's too close to Zealot
A penitent engine
But ther is a way to do it
Nothin but flames.
Simply axing the SoB archetype on the Act/Shield of Faith
Trading Grenade and active be tied to a resource that can be used to lower damage taken and such
And getting gunned down by the rest of the squad.
The problem with an SoB archetype is the same as the "I want a space marine" class, it just exponentially raises the power level we have access to.
It wouldn't fit with the other classes in game
Bolt pistol?
No, it's a human sized bolter, they exist
Simply don't give them access to Power armour
Locke pattern Bolter
They’re arbites pattern or something bolters aren’t they?
Though the insigna mention Godwyn
Ogryns could wield bolters.
Nah just IG ones
Fwiw isn't this basically just a zealot with an eviscerator?
Ogryn could wield SM bolter but those might prove to be too brittle
In terms of what they would be preforming
Not if you set it on the Act/Shield of Faith
Same way, a Ratling would be too close to the Veteran
You can be a ratling, just aim better.
No difference between you and a ratling sniper if you don't miss
Ratling would be the same as a Veteran but smoll but you can set it appart by giving it other traits and such
I think it's also fair to mention, new classes can break their similarities by also having unique weapons
well i have a lot more mass for the enemy to aim at
Set your max height to the minimum
Suppose ratling could be small, agile but squishy
Same thing either way really
one gun is just bigger
Gameplay wise it'd be incredibly annoying trying to constantly revive a ratling who's dying all the time 
The Astartes one packs more of a punch, doesn't it?
is the metal iron hands use for their arms the same stuff necrons are made out of
Yes, but everyone seems to think it's the space marine bolter
Kinda?
the bullets are just bigger
otherwise boltgun is boltgun
Nah yk what they actually could add as a class that I don't see anyone asking for is Bullgryn for Ogryn
Make em thicker
Are these Iron Guard ogryns?
They're Bullgryn
Chonkgryns
bullgryns are ogryns that are trusted with slightly more expensive equipment
And their shields are made so that they can be sticked together to form an actual wall
Sorry been asked before, do we know the name of the Regiment that holds Tertium?
The loyalist side, I know the Moebian 6th is the Chaos Regiment.
Which Chaos God is that Chaos Regiment worshipping?
also the moebian 6th
and inquisitor grendyl's forces
Wait, so the Guard we pass on some missions is just the Inquisitor's forces?
Not the planetside regiment?
there is another war going on in the atoma system with an unspecified xeno enemy
Maybe its the Last Chancers.
the ones in red are the inquistor's
Nurgle I'd say is the obvious one given poxwalkers and plagues but they could be chaos undivided
there is the eight point star drawn along with the nurgle symbol
Yeah, from the Lexicanum they were deployed to assist with a Nurgle issue and then turned there.
If they worshipped Nurgle, wouldn't they be rotting so fucking much?
We're fighting a mix of the Moebian 6th and the Admonition Chaos Cult.
They'd be rotting a lot more. So likely they're just general chaos and the chaos cult are papa nurgles followers.
Which could actually be a good thing as we may end up fighting cultists and nutters who worship the other gods
Kind of makes me think then that the earlier comment was right - any loyalist guardsmen we see is from the Inqusition forces.
They're might be PDF and other Moebian Regiments that are still loyal.
As I'm fairly sure the 6th are all chaos now
The ones on the planet are in blueish gray, the ones on the mission where there are leman russes on the bridge at the beginning, probably not inquisitor grendyls forces
Hell yeah - thanks for dropping that in here.
This makes it easier lol
What I would love to see is more background pieces like Lasgun fire between two sides and troops dying
I don't know who's followers are worse. Followers of Nurgle or Slaanesh.
But they won't try to rape you or try to turn you into drugs.
Turn you -into- drugs??
That's what Fulgrim's boys allegedly did on Terra.
It's weird because there's some human aspects that the chaos gods represent, for example khorne represents honour in battle, he won't stab you in the back. He'll just bludgeon you to death, slannessh is the representation of emotions and the pleasures of life, like happiness, sadness and enjoying food.
As for nurgle and tzeentch
Well, idk on those ones lol
Nurgle is life and death, and Tzeentch is knowledge.
Does Tertium really have a population of 90 billion or is the veteran just talking out of his arse? It feels like a bit much even for a hive city 😄
Welcome to 40k
That's honestly not that insane for 40k numbers
The numbers are weird and wonderfully big
Untill someone calls exterminatus.
You think there aren't a 30,000 more planets with a populous of 90 billion plus?
I’m not new to the setting or anything, I just imagine it being more of a combined population of several hive worlds linked together
Ah, just read a bit on the wiki saying that a single hive can house anything between 10-100 billion people
Living there must be fucked for like 80% of that.
Considering the fact they need to recycle corpses into food, yeah 😄
That seems a bit lowlol
For a hive world
Oh wait
Just atoma hive
Yeah that fits
Most of these 16 million were the gas masks.
isnt tertium like a mega hive where like 5 hives merged
someone should show this to all of the people complaining about the beta lol
if the guilliman book says that big e only saw the primarchs as tools, why was he so hesitant to kill horus during their confrontation
It really depends on who is writing about big E.
We have seen everything right now. From doting father big E to cold son murderer.
Big E doesn't simply kill his enemies most of the time. He is eradicating the souls of his enemies. They cease exist even in the warp. He did the same with horus. But in case of horus because of mercy, so the dark powers wouldn't torment his soul for eternity.
Even Sanginius and Magnus didn't want to tell Big E anything about their legions mutations, because of what he did to the two lost primarchs and their legions. Sanginius told this horus outright.
It's really interesting seeing some peoples theories and comments about weapons, lore and 40k in general, you can tell who has 0 clue about 40k
spoken like a true expert on 40k
where the universe is all set in stone and clearly has never been up to interpretation
I think his joke went over yours
And most of the universe is set in stone anyway, for the most part
I think in terms of lore the 40k community is as zealous as the inquisition
And i meant darktide overall, not just this channel/server
You can tell whos new to both 40k and Darktide with certain things they say
Not trying to be an elitest or chastise them either, just something ive noticed
It's interesting seeing someone fresh to 40k and what they think of it
it is interesting, but it's a 40 year old universe. You WILL get things wrong, it's not about if, it's about when
If I see another thing about orks picking up a pipe
Yeah its unavoidable, when i see it i try to correct it without being rude
dread anon video
Or the toaster joke
Yeah. It depends on how long people know the franchise. For some people the primaris are no space marines. And the lore changed quiete a lot over the years.
the fucking toaster joke
to be fair, toaster, shovel and ork imagination jokes are just common, they're the first things a new guy or girl goes for
Ye
it's the most noticeable, so it makes sense
It’s low hanging fruit
Atleast the krieg shovel one is pretty accurate to lore
that's denial anti ultramarine cope
ehhh... pretty sure they use shovels... in a pitch
Tbf they’d rather use another weapon first
you'll first try and actually SHOOT the guy
But a shovel is a blunt force trauma weapon
30k/HH ultramarines: Actually cool and a nice roman aesthetic
40k Ultramarines: fucking boring
40k Ultramarines: blue
40k ultramarines were stripped of their personality
They dig trenches a lot

They’re gona get worn down
40k ultramarines are just the Reasonable ultramarines, it's nothing else
And became obsessed with their father's codex.
Nah, thats another chapter
Tbf
The thing with the Ultramarines as a starting faction is simply their color scheme. White and yellow are very hard to paint. Blue looks always good
Love guillimans interactions with his marines, specially when Cato was shocked he made a joke
The most codex compliant chapter are the hammers of dorn
Cato felt so scared in that scene, actual child
Been a blood angel player since 2010
Who literally follow it to the letter
And the Black Templars?
Dorn descendants
Active Brain functions
Pick one bucko
Seeing his godlike primarch make a joke at his own expense, must have flipped his worldview upside down
They ignore it to an extent
Gman doesn’t care
He doesn’t give a shit if you follow the codex or not
To be fair Roboute is perhaps one of the most human primarchs
Alongside Vulkan.
Yeah blood angels were the other starting faction, but they were replaced by the dark angels. Because dark green is even easier to paint.
Sanguinius and Vulkan would like to argue
He’d declare war on most of the imperium
Sanguinious is not that human to me
He has wings.
Blood angels and Ultramarines are sorta the poster children for marines
Dark angels, black templars and space wolves less so
even less so the imperial fists
Sanguinius reshaped his Legion from basically post heresy world eaters into fucking angelic italian renaissance artists
That’s because yellow fucking sucks to paint
he's too perfect to be human
Lame
Sang is just... too angelical, too good
Ultramarines were and still are. Dark Angels took the place of the Blood Angels with a lot of starter boxes.
humans have faults, they fuck up hard, very hard
He knew about the flaws and embraced them, he isnt perfect
Fulgrim was the perfect one and look what happened there
But no one fucked up harder then Fulgrim.
Ultramarines are the eternal poster children for 40k
Mostly since
People like blue
Fulgrim was a little bitch and I am glad his face got smashed into a miniature Titan by mr Autist Architect himself
Or Magnus.
And blue is easy to paint
Weirdly, poster boys for marines rn are black templar and ultramarines
that's all
Yellow looks always bad. I remember my first Imperial Fists army...
Tbf that’s because black templars got their update
And don't forget Rylanor.
Contrast paints make yellow not aids
Fulgrim was the "asshole" perfect, he is too smug about his perfection
Sang is the "nice" perfect, he's still humble even if he's way above a lot of people
one makes your blood boil, the other makes you not
I collect blood angels, red Scorpions, world eaters, alpha legion, krieg, cadians, tallarn, sisters of battle, admech and the occasional random HQ/Character from another faction
Yeah, because black is super easy to paint. And Black Templars have tons of lore through comics.
riddle me this, then why are the Grey knights not the poster boys?
Too special
And weird
True
GW forgot about them
Who are a mix
They got Crowe
They're all psykers.
A while ago
One model
Rumors are they’re getting an updated range
The grey knights wiped their memories, as is cannon sometimes
other GW members got shot
Imperial fist yellow is soooo good
How many years since they were last update before crowe, then add the time from now from crowe
Executed for forbidden knowledge
I learned how to paint yellow over the years. But the poor new players who want to start an Imperial Fists army. 🤣
I just like White Scars
Yellow primer, careful recess shade, careful edge highlight, done
I've bought 10 krieg deathriders and i plan to buy 10 rough riders when they're out
I'll be unstoppable
Yeah as a pro like you. But new guys will create nurgle marines 🤣
Does anyone know what these face scars were made by? They are very deliberate and wondering what happened to create them
Imperial fist yellow over the new white is perfect
First thought was eldar shurikens
Something something warp spiders
I don't know really
Aren't the eldar too scarse in the 41st millenium?
You're a coward WARP SPIDAH!
No
They're not rare or common, but they're around
thought they were too, not too much of an Eldar lore master lol
Idk what shape their shuriken ammo is but that was my first thought
you don't survive getting shot on the head by those though
True
Tis but a flesh wound
No clue what the Y shaped wounds could be, i know a bit of lore but i cant think of anything
to me it looks like some wheel markings funnly enough, or maybe it's a gang's way to identify their own
considering you can be a hive ganger i belive 🤷♂️
Cant be a wheel, looks like stab wounds and not all of them are straight, some are rough
true
Flechettes perhaps
But from what
Imperial artillery can sometimes be loaded with flechettes
Could be a misfire, or cultists/such appropriating arms
There's alot it could be, so just speculative really
There's another scar with the same markings, seem too sporadic to be markings by a gang though
I say only "Maugan ra"
Very strange
If it was Maugan Ra, there wouldn't be a head to be scarred
I do recall an entry of imperial flechette mortars being loaded with aquila shaped flechettes which is hilarious
Probably most likely
Fat shark can't always be completly accurate lol
But they have Dan Abnett helping with lore apparently
So it might be a real wound caused by something
True, just caught me off guard when going through the barber shop
I doubt he looked at every scar texture to make sure they're all lore accurate, seems too specific. I'd be impressed though
I've heard that Dan Abnett works on them hard for lore accuracy
Or, hear me out, it’s a kitchen mishap. Your character got into a fight with the ratling cook and he smashed you with this kitchen utensil
Bruh
New headcanon
Based and lore accurate
literally
New ogrny weapon 🤣
Don't show pictures of food to Ogryns, last time I did he licked the photo for 2 minutes straight
They love them rations
Silly Ogryn, you can't eat a pictograph
But ogryn wants eat, wants much food
Maybe our character got into a fight with a triangle and that’s why all the npcs treat us like trash. Because we are actually just stupid lmao
I'm hoping we get some more guard weapons
In reality we are the wrongdoers and we are attacking the peacefull chaos colony
ogryn is the most in need of new weps, but I will never say no to more guard weaponry
Guardsman flamer variant would be nice, like the heavy one you have a backpack for and use both hands on
Imagine
Purge the heretic
Time to earn rations Maaaaatess!
I want a heavy bolter for my ogryn.
Castellan outfit when
I just want more cosmtics overall
And a commissar hat
for all classes
Nah just make a Comissar DLC entirely
nah, give the commissar hat to the ogryn
he liked the hat and took it while no one was looking
We'll get more cosmetics on release I'm pretty sure
'disgraced' Commisar DLC, huge opportunity for new perks, feats, dialogue, weapons and cosmetics
The guard voices could make fun of him
Some team buff scream ability
As the commisar class you are allowed to shoot your teammates when they run away from you in the wrong direction
We NEED a buffer/support classs
I want servitor DLC for a even more support class
A buffer commisar would be perfect
Servitor class
Stole my idea
instead
"Affix bayonets!"
Don't listen to Joe he doesn't have original thoughts
yes, shamefully so
If they add commisar DLC, ill eat my shorts
What about ratling dlc?
If they add a commisar dlc I'll let @fresh orbit Command me all day
Too much of a hassle to program, most likely
I just want to yell at my friends and buff them like kruber did in VT2
looks at gorek bardinson
Harlon will be happy for once in 250 years!
Hell yeah!
i am an irl commissar
Impossible
Litearlly
Not skitarii, techpriest though, maybe
Skitarii are specially soldiers for forgeworlds, if it disobeys, it'll be scrapped
"Uplink has been restored, well done. Omnisaiah be praised!"
Hmm true
"unleash the power of the servo-skull! ... Oh im sorry, I don't know where that came from"
commissar or nothing
I'm getting impatient and fidgety not getting all the bits and bobs and toys of full release, trying to be patient
Space dwarf dlc
Imagine
thing is if you have a Kin, the league he's fromm will be like "Hmmm... do you mind giving us our lad back? No? Oh well, what a shame, guess you're going into the Excel of grudges"
At most, i think we'd only get Tzeentch enemies as a secondary enemy varient
We have no pysker enemies
nurgle cultists can be pyskers
"excel spreadsheet of grudges" is amazing
no need for them to be tzeentchian
Ahahaha
Yeah but, thinking of if they add a secondary enemy force like V2"





