many imperial worlds go a hundred years or more without ever being visited for tithe or by a black ship. it's always really bugged me how so many so-called lore "purists" insist that there's no room for deviation within the imperium when the only way the imperium is able to assimilate other worlds without destroying them is by being as hellenic as possible within their constraints and implementing a syncretism of the local culture and the imperial truth.
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skarbrand is epic
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Mine is this. Olly Piers is a proper lad he is.
You can read dozens of WH books without seeing a single curseword
Then Olly pulls out "Shitting shit"
is he still a perputal or did GW change that
Different Olly
:/
They just have similar names
Oll Piers dies staring Angron down and it gets seen by one of the first Inquisitors
So he records it and the legend became what it became
Don't go forgetting the pioneers now
Those are also Cowboys
got me thinking if an imperial world had been peaceful for hundreds of years (probably deep in imperial territory) suddenly had a first extra terrestrial attack then come their first reinforcements of guards from other regiments, how would the natives react? gotta be weird like "who tf are these guys in strange uniform"
they're so disconnected from current galactic events
Mate i dont think theres a single imperial world that is peaceful, and if they are an imperial world by the Emperor they know its sons and daughters uniforms at the very least
”Praise be to the emperor for reinforcements! We got broadswords and porridge ready to supply the defense, we got you covered, don’t worry!”
Thats just a great mental image right there. Coming from a guardsmen or especially a Space Marine
They get a rude awakening in the reality they live in while also suddenly being thankful for being fortunate enough to be alive on a world that at least holds a chance when attacked.
The cafeteria Corps trains the very best. Blessed be the food carts!
Ogryn Giant Spoon melee weapon when 🥄 
Closest we have of slaneesh true form
at least according to fluff
A far cry from hot sexy slaneesh
No tibbies 😭
Tzeentch true form is ... Something
He is actually the only one
We don't know the looks of
Keeper of secrets is how slaneesh roughly looks
Skarbrand is literally mini khorne
Nurgle makes his plague fathers after him
While tzeentch ? He is described as ever changing
And the closest we got is a space eye and the calamari look
Slaanesh looking like a busted ripe tomato
I thought Khorne was armored up
Nope
Like Im pretty sure that was a part of some stories
Khorne has some armour but he is basically skarbrand
More spikey\
Yeah but you can see the resemblance
If the other chaos gods are anything to go by then isn't the true form of Tzeentch a turkey? 🤔
Tzeeentch has been shown that is the thing
And he was literally a massive space eye
As apparently not even his greater daemons can perceive the entirety of tzeentch
Ngl I prefer the fan art of the chaos gods. Them being larger forms of their servants is eh
I thought I remember something about Skarbrand hitting Khorne and it bouncing off his armor but could be remembering wrong
Yep
That is how skarbrand became retarded
He attacked khorne in the back
And khorne's plate bounced skarbrand off and khorne pimp slapped skarbrand
Skarbrand hates skarbrand
This is the closest we have of tzeentch
Bet he got smol legs and large arms behind all that warp fuckery
When she says she's not worried about where you go during the day
Lol
Her: he is probably cheating on me.
Him:
gives me ES Mora vibes
Daedric prince of knowledge and memory
So basically he's tripping balls
I love hermaeus mora tbh, he's just vibin with books
Like if your local librarian was an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension
Until he wants something he doesn't know (dragonborn dlc) where he kills a head of a village for knowledge, but other than that he is in apocrypha just sniffing book dust.

quite weird.. how tzeentch is the only one we don't really have a fitting form for
but it also fits
Tbf we also don't have details of what Khorne's face looks like in that image. They're all different with aspects of their greater daemons. I imagine tzeentch since he's the lord of change is just wildin with how he appears.
we can see the rough outline of his face
he has sunken cheeks for example
like a bloodletter
he might look more draconic seeing his nostrils are on some sort off a snout
Khorne just forgets to eat sometimes
Hes a cutie for sure. Valkia married that handsome lad
Valkia the bloody waifu
Gorewaif
Khorne gets off on watching her imbed her spear into the throats of slaaneshi worshippers. Hes always watching her for a reason. Hes gotta be doing something.
Man just wants to be a cheerleader for the wife
i wonder how he felt when she got
ganged by some level 2 troops
in her own trailer
Musta been malding to become what she became
Ganged
Probably how every LL feels before getting their complimentary mount 

At least grimgor gets to be a powerhouse footlord now
Honestly ill always be upset what they did to lokhir. A dragon is completely antithetical to his fighting style.
Its like putting Teclis on a phoenix- wait
"I'll suck your dick if you fuck off"
"No. I prefer bribery in Lego play sets."
I love AOS/fantasy’s more general chaos alignment and not specific alignment, in terms of worship
SD cults beasts, (mostly) skaven
Slanesh is a disease it must be Wiped out
Count argument, the emperor is a disease and must be wiped out
The emperor big bad. Become exodite and return to dinosaur
Also 9th edition eldar codex expedites pls
I mean
10th
Fuck 10th edition is almost here damn
One day 😔
I mean harlequins made a come back
There’s a semi solid chance
iirc Khorne is said to have the head of a wolf or hound of some kind so if thats correct none of his bloodthirsters look like him at least in the face
Gimme Dino bois
Anyone have a pic of the Ogryn Reaper from Darktide?
Yup, pretty much. I would've loved to see plastic versions of FW Malcador and Macharius too honestly
Aren't the Cannon on top of each other on that one ?
While these one are side by side
how big is a leman russ supposed to be anyway
DOOMRIDER was the best thing about chaos
All hail Lexi
good ol IA, rip
I have a decent amount of the old IA books
i bet they're worth a bundle now
Hmm 7 meters long
that's not actualy that big
like M60 sized
though weirdly wide and tall
tall, eh that's the design, but the width would be problematic
Honestly they should rescale those dimensions a bit
given the size of most imperial architecture i doubt the with is a problem
Realistically they could chop a meter off of every dimension given
Compared to the size of the minis that sit on it
Minis aren’t supposed to be to scale
Even with recent changes they’re not really perfect, although it’s better
yeah warhammer's TT rarely reflects the lore. which i still find weird
Dude there was a thread which made me wanna tear my hair out on the Darktide subreddit the other day
I mean the miniature proportions aren't to scale either
They have larger heads and hands than they shoudl to make them more recognizable
So it makes sense the tanks are also enlarged
That is literally what we’re saying
Why what were people sayig
Oh they were saying tabletop stats and shit are somehow more representative than the actual lore
Bruh
Leman Russ makes the most sense as a light tank/tankette
lmao
I mean the Russ seems more like a medium tank than light tbh
it is afaik
Kept saying the dumb “oh well it’s different authors and stuff is inconsistent and also Rick Priestly said it’s all satire so therefore the lore books don’t matter”
Also bolters can’t kill guardsmen efficiently
Have we ever tried to have a Commissar yell at a Space Marine ? or a Speed Freak
Rick Priestly, whose opinion hasnt mattered in over a decade
LOL
And who left because no one was listening to him anymore
Move move move making a guardsman run 12 inches is fucking hilarious
wtf you think they are running from?
Yep
They also can run as fast as a bike lol
Or a jump pack marine
lol
Table top stats are worthless for lore
yeah
Or else Necrons would instantly kill everything
they are made for gameplay and nothing else
Not even that tbh
Translating the tactical stuff to strategic level is interesting too
D1
Like, it just doesn’t work for so many factions
Tbf necrons are like the worst example because their lore jerks off their tech more than anyone else
For instance marines removed as casualties are much less likely to be permanantly incapacitated
Necrons and Custodes being the two main examples
And whenever you have an older model
I can use marine bolters or custodes weaponry then lol
Or harlequins
Yeah I was going to say... don't necrons intantly kill everything in the fluff
Or phoenix lords on the tabletop vs lore
Phoenix lords are also better on tt than they are in lore LMAO. Because of the Gav
Necron guns melt infantry instantly usually
If they get a full shot in
Gav is a curse upon eldar lore
Karandras dies to a regular dread in PoE 😂
They can
S4 AP-1
4+ autowounding mass fire
That’s radium rifles
I havent played since they got rid of stuff like pen tables
Bolters sadly just kinda mega bad
Literal lasguns currently better
I mean using lorebooks for lore is a mistake too, since the only ones that give solid numbers are semi-apocryphal super low print
Theyre ok in CSM because of mark of tzeentch and daemonshells
yeah but like
But loyalist bolters literal trash
The best thing to do is just make shit up
Yeea
kinda funny how hotshot lasguns were better then bolters in every way in 7th
Make shit up and justify it in the themes of the series and good storytelling
Since marines couldn't roll a save
Its bcuz alot of primaris units have boltrifles instead which are mildly better with ap1
against hotshot lol
kinda funny how hotshot lasguns literally jump between DEATH OF ALL
Which sounds about right to me
And then they turn into mini plasma guns yeah
Back when getting AP3 was the most important thing in game
I think realistically hellguns should just be lasguns with AP5
the way they are on tabletop rn is fine
Lasgun with AP-2
turns marine 3+ into a 5+
makes flak armor non existant
I liked the old armour rules better
Eh I disagree
I think they make more sense
you can either penetrate it or you can't
If you can't it doesn't help you at all
Im kind of glad that new guard artillery doesnt rlly seem that good
Beyond hehoo memes artillery/NOLOS spam is one of the most no fun ways to play 40k
Yeah
Well
Mostly tau, I dont think D cannona and Nspinners were ever rlly competitive
But yeah
Yeepp
Especially for things like tanks
And the one faction that def is going to be a problem with it - guard - will retain their exception
Atleast until next slate
Cringe
I genuinely find guard to be a more annoying army than tau. Atleast tau's strongest weapons beyond rail weapons tend to be 24"
- guard players usually play how they accuse tau of playing
Sit in deploy zone
Shoot for an hr
Artillery is always the hardest part of combined arms to model
Atleast DAvengers kill literally 3 infantry units per turn 😂
for tactical level games
Also guard players shit talking tau players when they play the exact same way
will never not be funny
Uninteractive shooting armies is the same
just admit it lol
guard melee sucks, tau melee sucks
The only dif is guard melee sucks slightly less
but they get way cheaper fucking units
I prefer tau because atleast they dont take as long to shoot you
with the way the guard book is looking
I think I'd rather play against full power Tau
Guard has to go through their 300 2ppm guns
wild to me that the same guy who desigend 40k also designed Bolt Action
Craftworld matchup still looks rlly good because -1 to hit will cripple as good as usual. + we have godtier chaff clear
And guard durability rlly hasnt changed
Did math of the new artillery into my wave serpent and it averages like
3wounds
We need more Brutality more Blood in DT
is fucking hilarious
More Cut
you mean the "mildly annoying Tuesday" cannon?
Yeah
the tickle cannon
also if we wana start using random sources saying we can handle a plague marine
Chaosgate has cultists with heavy stubbers 2 shotting Greyknight terminators so
lmao
Literally more dangerous then actual plague marines
Bolters ain’t got shit on those heavy stubbers
said game also has normal power armor give 0 armor stat lol
Yeah
wtf
The game is good
Yeah the game uh
Like unironically
i onply played the original chaos gate
Had some interesting choices for that stuff
But its lore accuracy in gameplay is funny as fuck
Dark(gods) weakest cultist vs the strongest grey knight
I choose to imagine the cultists in that game
As squads of cultists
Since I feel like 12 heavy stubbers firing on a grey knight could cause some actual damage
Yee
like yeah the game is fun and plays really well. but some of the design choices are total "wtf" moments
Melta dealing less damage
Then a heavy stubber
The heavy stubber cultists are unironically the scariest fucking enemy
lol
Run into their Overwatch there goes a quarter of your health
They’re supressing you
Better not move or else you lose half your hp
btw in the steam forums for inquisitor martyr some fool said that GW is very strict on how video games stay true to the IP and its lore.
Bruh
lol
Idgaf how lore accurate a game is if it’s fun tbh
Inquisitor Martyr had a pretty ridiculously dumb storyt oo
i laughed for a good 5 mins after reading that
And chaosgate and mechanicus are 2 big examples
The grey knights should tear through a majority of the enemy encounters in chaos gate
Till later levels
yeah
Where there starts to be pretty severe opposition via plague marines and terminators
And vehicles
can we start another argument about las guns and recoil?
Hahahha
Sure, but which way are you gonna argue ?
IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS TO COME OUT,
Bit curious about chaos marines and chaos armies and how they keep logistics up in a realm with no time
Especially how they get stuff like ammo or get supplied by the dark Mechanicus if it’s all done totally randomly, how they put together chaos armadas like the 13th black crusade
Just a lot of luck and brute force i guess
Favor with the gods, sometimes they do get screwed over by the warp, what they have for a navigator helps them reach their destination, their allegiance within Chaos makes them a bit more safe when traveling, etc etc.
It's plot whether or not the warp works for the person or not ngl
^
Not a bad thing necessarily, but it is "for the plot" reasoning ultimately. Sometimes you get to read about fun times in the warp and sometimes you get barely anything. The real rng is the author writing about it and their editor
another thing to note is Chaos is mostly if not entirely human in servants right now. All they have to do is raid an unsuspecting imperial world and bam. They got their logistics ready for the next rumble Royale
I mean mortal servants ofc
hm, is there any other offical Darktide lore? or is the Luetin09 video basicly exclusive? 🤔
Luetin vids, and what we've pieced together from gameplay and blog posts
right
also, Hadron backstory when? When Abnet...WHEN!? xD
their backstories will prob be a post launch thing
techno waifu deserves better
i like her callusness, okay xD
Team Dad Morrow is where its at
also guys did you know
𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐔𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑, 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟑 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐒
hopefully having more dialogue and maps at launch helps that
heres hoping, but i dont mind that dialogue reply becoming a meme so 
I think the vibe of the game is perfectly open to some humor mainly because it's 40k. I mean half the "crimes" we could have done is basically
"You moved out of the way for the commissar but not quickly enough."
Big parody energy which is very 40k to me.
I SAID FOUR SHORTENED LIFE SPANS, NOT FORESHORTEND!!! LOOK AT ME, NOT ZEM!!!!!
wasnt it "for"
she also insulted us a lot on mission
tbh I don't even remember ANY jokes from the techpriest. I just remember them being funny because "lol transhumanist no understand people stuff"
same tbh
her talking to us like we are brain dead as both funny and realistic
she is over 300 years old and has likely forgotten more than we will ever know
V A R L E T S
i still have no idea what that word means lol
Servant basically
I thought they was calling us Varmints at first but varlets makes more sense
Yeah but they ARE saying Varlets
yeah
Fun fact: The only time in beta where she was asked a direct question, and gave an actual direct answer, without insult or talking down, was when my damn OGRYN, the bully, just point blank asked her "WOTZ YER DEAL?" and instead of an insult she goes "I have been awake for hundreds of cycles, and it sucks."
its funny that the ogryn did it, and the only time I ever saw her not be insulting
the other alright line is about the tank manufacturing and the alloys they use
yeah she is over 300 years old and she has been angry for most of them. it was very relatable ngl
The idea that she only respects the Ogryn and thinks everyone else is a moron is hilarious to me
even if not true
Honestly as much as I meme about people asking for admech or techpriest I could see instead of something so direct essentially just the Techpriest augmenting a reject as part of an experiment and just having a cyborg class with some admech weapons.
So not a full admech character cause that would be kinda strange
I would assume cyborg parts are just upgrade items
I wish there were more roguelike elements so your guys could be seriously injured snd have ti spend time healing if they fail. Or lose limbs snd stuff and get bionics
go play as a Combat Servitor. That would have some really fun dialog
Combat Servitor that accidentally got slipped a Sassy Personality chip 
Combat Servitor archetype would be bad, like it wouldn't bring what a Stechford Adept could, ie: Mechanicus stuff.
I want the Omnissian Power Axe as a high trust weapon, or a Chordclaw, or a Taser Goad
question, do we know why the moebians turned?
Its implied basically they got corrupted by something while fighting the Darktide
Which is a mysterious foe they fight, presumably involving Chaos.
Basically, you take back things with you from war, they took back more than most.
I assume the story will clarify further.
ahh
Hi everyone! I'm back again with some more warhammer content and i really enjoyed making this video about the moebian sixth which will feature in the upcoming Warhammer 40k Darktide game!
Let me know what you all think of this and if you want to see more warhammer content
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And that they weren't being properly rewarded for their battles in the fringe wars against the Darktide.
Since basically all of the populace back on Tertium was kept in the dark about the dangers outside.
So now Moebian's see themselves also as bringers of truth which encouraged em to this coup/takeover.
Wow an actual decent video about the Moebian lore under 1 hour lmao
doesnt nurgle spread his love through disease so imagine that had some effect on MS
(Moebian Sixth)
Likely, what broke the Moebian was the stacking of terrible things happening.
The lies about fighting a holy war for their world
The contact with chaos and war
Their efforts and most of what they do hidden to people
And the breaking point, the contact with an already established chaos cult and seeing their planet torn up because of that
Papa Nurgle 💚 


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 🩸
Skull or the Skull throne
Sigmar preserve us!
Maybe it's controversial but I hate the new space marine helmets. I like the gas mask design of the old ones. Looked more intimidating.
Fortunately you can choose between either. But it’s not a super uncommon opinion.
mk7 ❤️
Beakie marine best marine
The lines of his that I got to write were always my favourite to do, I am also Team Morrow. ❤️
nah, that's a Variable Fighter from Macross, even got the Gerwalk mode!
Missile Porn scene intensifies
I shall hope for some Armageddon references in there 
is warhammer fantasy & 40k two different universes?
or is it up for debate or something
up to debate, there has been different interpretations by different designers over the years.
I think in most recent times its been thoroughly severed has it not?
afaik yeah
yup, recent interpretation is different universes
2E 1996 Codex: Chaos of Andy Chambers had literal Trolls in the Daemon Worlds army list xD
Different universes but in the past it has been hinted that they share the same sphere among other things. After fantasy got nuked its basically been non-existant aside from a few jokes made by the Warhammer Community site.
First appearance of N'Kari by Andy Chambers a year before 5E 1997 WA: HE background changing N'Kari by again Andy Chambers.
Andy Chambers' 3E 2002 Codex: Necrons advising people to use WFB Lizardmen as the Old Ones descendants
1988-1990 RoC duology's interpretation by Rick Priestley was that the Immaterium is an alternate universe that is connected to a multiverse, acting as a bridge for this multiverse.
Nowadays they’re separate but connected via the chaos gods
The gods are the same
Yes
Although it was also the case (different universes) in RoC duology, StD explaining how Daemons are affected differently in the Chaos Wastes of the Known Worlde and the universe of the Imperium among others as per Bryan Ansell as the father of Chaos in both settings.
Andy Chambers interpretation used to be that the Known Worlde was a lost planet in the Eye of Terror on the other hand.
Yes, White Dwarf January 2018 mentions that WFB (and AoS by extension) and 40k are different universes as the final statement of GW design team of late, just like Bryan Ansell's interpretation in Realm of Chaos: Slaves to Darkness 1988 and Realm of Chaos: Lost and the Damned 1990 of 3E WFB, 1E WFRP and RT 40k (aka 1E).
Also it doesn't really make sense on its own ngl
It was Andy Chambers that was interpreting it as a lost planet in the Eye of Terror. And hence why different interpretations depending on the designer.
Jes Goodwin was also going for the multiverse interpreation on the other hand, Rick Priestley's original stance in RT rulebook was similar to that of Andy Chambers first, but then RoC duology interpretation was more in line with that of Bryan Ansell (Probably due to Bryan Ansell being the boss, so Rick Priestley might not have wanted to go against him, it also makes sense how the 2E 40k interpretation changed again to that of a lost planet once Bryan Ansell stepped down as the boss and Tom Kirby replacing him in 1992 instead).
Unless the argument was that chaos had less power on the planet.
Old ones shenanigans idk
Lol
Also the Lizardmen in AoS having somthing called a Voidship
Doesn’t help
Considering space ships are called void ships in 40k a lot of the time
thats mostly because they didnt wanna call them spaceships 
and lizardmen are basically the necrons of fantasy where they got all the advanced tech but can barely operate most of them
Isn't that the admech? Necrons are Tomb Kings but with laser gunz
The Old Ones came through their own ships to the Known Worlde in WFB too, Alessio Cavatore in 7E 2006 WFB rulebook explained that the Ork spores were either introduced through the ships of the Old Ones unwittingly or that they simply fell from space on their own as an in-universe speculation.
Tech-side wise Lizardmen are ridiculously advanced
they just never utilize most of them because the only smart giga-brain people in their society is big fat toads that like to sleep
Well in 40k everyone is ridiculously advanced and don't know how to use any of it 
Except Orks. But that's only cause they believe it works
Necrons do.
Their problem is everyone argues about to or not to use it 
or being responsible and not wanting to overkill
Imagine your species has a keychain made of halo rings but you're not sure if you should use it or not.
Lmao yeah one dynasty literally has a holo-table that can supernova/destroy any planet.
but they spend half their time protecting it form other dynasties because they know they will use it improperly
could it close the rift?
The thing that's cutting the galaxy in half? I don't think that's how it works
Well its to blow up planets so no.
but the Pariah Nexuses kinda can
They are establishing more and more null zones across the milky way to make it entirely No-Daemon Zone'y
but obvs this is gonna go nowhere because 40k 
lmao
No, it’s only purpose is blowing up suns and planets lol
Trayzn straps a named ultramarine to a post and uses it to ward off danger
Trazyn releasing a bunch of Horus heresy era ultramarines and salamanders
Was pretty funny
i doubt even Trayzn's stasis traps could hold that much plot armor for long
like. afaik Trayzn during the battle of cadia was basically just moon knight for a bit
Yeah
He let out a custodes, a squad of ultramarines from calth, salamander terminators from the dropsite massacre, an inquisitor, and a bunch of guardsmen
He literally threw out a bunch of random shit lol
Lol
I wonder how he even got his hands on the custodes
The rest make sense
But did he go to terra to grab a custodes lol
Stasis is a heck of a tool
I could totally see it
And the Custodes do leave Terra
there is no telling with Trayzn
Eh fair
It's rare. But they go about.
They got 3 MASSIVE ships that rip trough shit like there's no tomorrow.
The Moiraides
If even one shows up you know shit is about to go down.
Once in a backwater planet TWO of them showed up.
Because a Black Legion warband touched something they REALLY shouldn't have touched
i imagine they all collectively shit a brick when that happened
I just imagine he teleports through a wall, grabs one and yanks em into stasis. None the wiser.
"Where is Brother Cedric?"
Shrug
Does stasis freeze cognitive processes?
So did they literally go from like hanging out to suddenly in the middle of a battlefield fighting chaos
Yeah
who where the guardsmen he unleashed?
Depends, but Trazyn usually has it set to people not being cognitively aware
Vostrayans and Tanith guardsmen
They all died
lmao
Sounds hot
ofc
The salamanders are a big?
They don’t get mentioned after they’re let out of the pokeball
Same with the custodes
Probably died
Yeah
Since Cadia shidded
The only people from the pokeball we know for sure that survived
Are Greyfax
And the Scions accompanying her
like. combat wise how useful was she?
Pretty useful she’s an inquisitor
Useful enough to see Rowboat Girlyman to Terra
Its about quantity of fire not quality
And a psyker
oh she is a psyker
Isn't that a conflict of interest?
Like being a witch witch hunter
Yknow
Technically yes but there’s many psychic inquisitors
Which witch witch hunter hunted the right witch which was the witch which was a witch witch hunter
Lol
The witch hunter thing is more going after rogue unsanctioned psykers
Who tend to have a habit of doing little things like, opening warp rifts and dooming entire worlds.
Yeah but ya know bright wizards don't become witch hunters
Or getting possessed by dangerous daemons.
Well yeah but that ain't 40k.
Yeah but witch hunters in fantasy are
A lot more
What’s the word
Warhammer 40k Wiki
"Faith. In the right hands, it is Humanity's greatest weapon. Yet even the finest blade is rendered fallible by its wielder. In the wrong hands, the mighty sword of faith can do more hurt to the Emperor's Realm than can all the treacherous daemons of the Warp combined. This is why those who profess to be the most holy amongst us must be put to t...
Narrow in their recruitment
Also she has a crossbow gun because GW is dumb.
oh so she quite literally has an aura of dread
It’s a crossbow bolter
Thats the real sin
Which is funny
I was just about to say that I love that stupid crossbow bolter
Like I said, GW is dumb
Lol
She can't just have a normie bolter noooo
Tbf the crossbow might be more useful against daemons
I dont think its un lore friendly for her to be a psyker i just think its funny like if saltzpyre was a wizard
It has to be a fucking crossbow
Oh it’s very funny
And a tall brim hat
That she’s a psychic inquisitor
nah the crossbow is a sperate weapon bolted to the top that fires special anti psyker bolts
Isn't a bolter already anti daemon?
Warhammer 40k Wiki
A Condemnor Bolter, also called a Condemnor Boltgun, is an Imperial Combi-weapon that couples the iconic might of the Imperial Bolter with a secondary launcher in the form of a single-shot crossbow armature that fires blessed silver stakes engraved with sigils of disruption. These are particularly deadly to Chaos-corrupted psykers. A direct hit ...
Yeah but daemons are weird in 40k
Not really. You can dumb a whole clip into a demon and it just regenerates depending on the situation
The more emotional one gets
While killing them the better
I.E it’s why melee works better usually
Ah right. Weird shit
Because beating them to death with a club is more emotional
Then shooting them 24 times
Yeah because melee is a more traditional and "natural" way of killing that somehow makes it better for killing demons.
Idk if that's true tbh cause humans are throwing weapon creatures
Neanderthals were the melee dickheads
*Utterly uncompromising, devoid of mercy or remorse, Inquisitor Greyfax acts as the self-appointed executioner of any she names heretic. **She is a psyker of some power – a fact that has led more than one of her peers to brand her as a dangerous radical *– and her abilities allow her to detect any lie. This talent allows her to hunt with impunity, knowing that those she condemns have already damned themselves with their tainted thoughts. Inquisitor Greyfax is able to weaponise her hatred of Chaos, projecting it as a crippling pall of fear that forces her victims to their knees.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-WW/Inquisitor-Greyfax-2018
That's how it works still. Melee is better against demons for some reason.
killing something in hand to hand combat does have a far greater impact on a person's mental state
It just sounds like stress makes you stronger
Yeah a gun can still totes kill a demon.
Me with 2 chronic anxiety disorders:
do bloodletters explode on death in 40k?
I'm gonna be so stressed out beating your ass
Daemons tend to explode on death lore wise yes
With some exceptions
I thought they just got thanos snapped back to hell
Nah they go boom
Probably
Plaguebearers do a shit
Lol
And much worse for cleanup
Yeah
iirc bloodletters more or less yell "im taking you with me!" when they die and do a fair amount of damage to anyone/thing around them
Bloodletters are my least favorite Daemon. They just look kinda goofy. With the fucking dick domes and just being naked guys with swords
Thats bloodthirsters
But they don’t get as weird as the other gods
Bloodletters are red, have fire and tails and horns
And its all shaped wrong
bloodletters dont have tails
Wait
Khorne has traditional devil aesthetic in general. Slaanesh has the traditional devil vibe instead.
Am I insane
They don't have tails im pretty sure
In general I feel like khorne is averse to stuff that slows you down like cloaks and tails and shit
Yup same, I would've preferred an Inferno Pistol myself, but the good ol silver bullet crossbow is also another Witch Hunters classic from 3E C:WH, so gets a pass for me
Anything that's rad gets a pass from me.
They just look so uninspired idk
Its what you design when you wanna make THE EVIL ONE
They are very uninspired
They’re meant to be the white bread daemons
Imo
Slaanesh and Tzeentch get the more intresting designs
Khorne in general is the white bread chaos god
Yeah
I like khorne stuff but its fairly straight forward red murder men from hell
seeing as he is literally the oldest of the 4 gods in 40k i think him being the basic one is fitting
Yeah
Isn't nurgle the oldest?
nah thats in AOS/Fantasy
I know their holy numbers count up
Thats a weird discrepancy...
THOSE ARE SOME BRAVE WORDS FOR SOMEONE OUTSIDE RIPPIN AND TEARIN DISTANCE
But yeah, they're the basic daemonms
Sorry they count down
yeah the gods have different origins in the 2 settings
Slaanesh is still the youngest right?
9 tzeentch, 8 khorne, 7 nurgle, 6 slaanesh
yee
And yeah slaanesh is the youngest
If we go by biggest number to smallest
Tzeentch is the oldest
But that doesn’t make much sense imo
They start over from the top
Maybe Tzeentch just schemes to get the bigger nomber
He was the most powerful for some time
Tzeentch secretly follow the number superiority
Aren’t the the gods timeless?
Kinda, but slaanesh is new kid generally
I think its ambiguous
Yesnt, they’ve always existed but have been “born” by an event
Slaanesh is born from the ever yearning in excessive amount
Time is all fucked up in the Warp.
Secretly khorne, nurgle and tzeentch are afraid of slaanesh
The fucc got too good
It’s also why slaanesh looks vaguely eldar
Because they’re an eldar god in the worst way possible
Theyre. A knife ear 😡
Because almost everything is finite, you can only stir up wars if there's still mortals that can wage one, there's also only as much plague as that can be conjured and unleashed upon until all mortals are literally dead. Tzeentch will eventually recollect it's vast knowledge.
Tzeentch the kinda mfer to drive a scooty puff jr
But mortal yearnings never has a deadline nor a stop
well i mean. they do
yeah
Khorne was born when the first cell got jealous of another cell and beat its ass.
Lmfao
Because time is all fucked in the warp. All the gods were born first and weren't at the same time.
Don't think about it too hard.
yeah
Slaanesh is the youngest but also exactly as old as all the others.
Nurgle just acts older cause hes granddad
hell iirc there is a story where some elder find slaanesh. before slaanesh is even born
And slaanesh steals a piece from every single tribute indirectly to power itself up
Kekw
time simply doesnt exist in the warp
Which is one hell of a corner to write yourself into tbh
Time “exists”
It doesn’t matter however
Or maybe it does matter
It’s what GW decides they want in the story
At the time
Everything is true. But nothing is.
Never write a plot point that makes every other plot point potentially irrelevant
but that is GW's favorite thing to do
Tbf they’ve written around it pretty well
Gw challenge (impossible)
Yup, Slaanesh only became fully conscious with the Fall, but the sleeping form had always existed prior.
Yeah it works IMO because even if the gods are eternal. The materium and the followers of Chaos are not. So they still gotta work with normal time.
Abaddon can't shoot out of the Eye of Terror 20k years in the past.
But being able to move back and forth between kinda fucks with shit
Realistically anyway
smaller scale stuff like that is fairly common afaik. a fleet may launch to aid a sector. only to arrive 2 weeks before they even left port
Because realistically if it was a timless place you'd shoot out of it at random points in history every single time you left unless you had a way to control it.
But i think the logical explanation is simple. The great game between the chaos gods. It's no fun if one of them uses chest engine.
Pop out a few thousand years later
yeah
Warp travel
Necrons : laff at warp travel while using equally questionable means of inertia ?
And sometimes ships just don’t even show up
Eh Necrons do it fine with Dolaman gates and the weird drive thing they use
It’s way more reliable
Necrons way of travel is to tell the laws of physics to go fuck themselves.
Sometimes your psyker farts and everyone's eaten by daemons
Assuming the driver is good
If they aren’t then you better get ready to reanimate
Because the ship might explode
dont. necron space travel is even more insane than warp travel imo
When they break too hard
Nah, they too advanced, physics get bullied by em
The Psyker has a really bad dream
Next thing you know the entire room explodes
And the gellar field flickers
And then everyone within the steel husk just poof
"For fucks sake daniel!"
and your buddy is now fused with the bulkhead and is somehow still alive
Gellarpox is prolly the worst thing that could happen
Since the gellar field doesn’t fail
It becomes the source of daemons instead lol
And it becomes a daemon
Since Necrons is an alien based species, maybe their math theorem as their foundation of science is just vastly superior, such that they can just bully all aspects of science to get wat they want
They have tech so advanced it’s magic to us
yeah
Psyker : imagines lighting
Necrons : snap finger, causes natural cataclysm
they know more and about science than we humans ever learned lol
They also deleted a rule of reality lol
They prolly have all the answers of universe
When they killed the Flayer
With their sick ass theorem
So the galaxy fundamentally doesn’t work like it used to
which rule?
Fundamentally they exploited that?
We don’t know
oof
But they killed a c’tan
And it irreversibly damaged reality itself
So they stopped doing that
Necrons won't share what they had achieved. Except ya know, death
They also have bias against Eldar, and we all know how well that goes.
Necrons mastered doing math equations without needing to double check by plugging in the answer
Free Gauss flayers for everyone
so thats why they just broke the C'tan apart and made them into pokemon. which btw being able to say "we made our gods into pokemon" is still the biggest flex in sci fi imo
Or theirs is just super efficient in making answers to problems that ever existed
- only the business end
House Khymere is an interesting example of travelling back in time through the Immaterium:
House Khymere fell foul of the strange way time moves within the warp. This once-loyal House emerged from the Cicatrix Maledictum to attack the Imperium, and were promptly declared Iconoclasts. When an Imperial strike force arrived to destroy their homeworld of Surtur’s Wake, the confused Nobles claimed to be loyal to the God-Emperor. To save their planet, House Khymere fled into the Great Rift – from which they would emerge, warped and embittered, years in their own past.
And then there's the entire Ordo Chronos of the Inquisition to combat such time anomalies.
That's how tech got more powerful. Solve any complications in matters of a tiny fraction of vibration of an atom
And while we only can dream of that
Necrons just aha, we get new swank
the necrons are a race that was ruling most of the galaxy when dinos where still walking around on earth
The necrons ruled the galaxy before the dinosaurs even existed
Necrons invented the warhammer 40000
They have the warhammer 40,000
They should have given the silent king a hammer
Change my mind
yeah. its in Trayzn's junk cabinet
They prolly created 40k AoS as a thought simulation
And Tzeentch secretly hate Trazyn for being able to conjure such thought simulation
How fucking horny is tzeentch for trayzn's collection?
I’m still disappointed the stormcast eternals in AoS don’t have a spell where it’s just sigmar chucking his fucking hammer down from the sky
i also love how some necron tech is literally able to tell chaos to fuck off
Trazyn yoinks at everyone and everything, and jests that it'll be in all good hands.
Nah, they just don't even exists
Math theorem super opee
Do the necrons even math? Maybe.
But do we even comprehend their math? Nah
they math on a level beyond human comprehension
wherent those retcon out of the canon?
Yeah
Blackstone pretty much replaces pariahs anyways
It does everything then them better
Imperium : makes Gray Knights for combat against Daemons
Necron : we get these bimbos that just deletes Warp energy faster than you can blink
basically everything the Necrons have is just one big ass dab on the all the other factions
Lol lore wise yeah
They can casually flex while Tzeentch secretly plotting everything just to have a shred of Necron tech
40k conspiracy
Or maybe they technically had Tzeentch knowledge book?
Trazyn mayhaps had yoinked it
Hey is there anything specifically unique form fallen (angels) chaos cultists?
fallen as in the dark angel fallen ? @rose thorn
Well the fallen are mostly 2 groups
- Chaos renegades
- Space Marines living in seclusion
they aren't really different from any other chaos astartes though
Cypher is a bit special
Am I reading this right? They just made Commissar Yarrick's death a random page in the new Codex? How could you kill the Hero of Helsreach like that?
We need to Waagh
Yarrick is dead ? Why
To have a SW to oppose as "Iconic" "Rival" to Ghazghkull Thraka ?
Nah hes alive
just removed because tabletop nonsense
Yarrick hasnt been mentioned in lore since like 2012
he will return when GW wants to give him a new mini
he has way too much PR value to be offed
I'll have to wait until I get the new Codex to see for myself but Chapter Master Valrik's video was pretty direct about how it was phrased
Interesting...
killing him off would be super stupid
really doubt they'll do that, he probably got silently removed for a future release at some point
aka in like 20 years

especially in such a way, I'd expect something more with a bang
Yeah that seems sort of insane to just not utilize a glorious end for him
Cadia
I do agree it's more likely he's being kept in cryo to whip out for Special Edition stuff.
begging of 12ed where its orks vs guard and it comes with the new primaris catachan gamebreakors
Was Cadia that important for the Fans before it broke ?
Seems like too valuable of a plot device for making scary Orks to just throw away
I mean I'm relatively new to 40k and even I know who that guy is, killing him sort of offscreen would be shooting themselves in the foot with a meltagun
He had a Warhammer animation actually 
Does that count?
Bit of a dick punch for the guards players, imo, they were the posterboys for the IG. It would be like Ultramarine homeworld getting blamm'd. I do appreciate they tried to push the setting forward though, because god damn it's been in stasis for decades
Ooohhhh
It’s literally the only way I knew about yarrick personally
But damn it if it didn’t look cool for just being a pop up book.
That just means you have a lot of good stories you can experience
Yeah its mostly just an ork telling the new boyz about Yarrick's legend
it ends with the classic
"He is still out there somewhere, waiting to battle with Ghaz"
Wasn’t that guy a war boss?
Uh no it was uhh
a mek i think?
some ork with a beard
the other two orks were just newly made boyz
ah yes the best fate in 40k, being forgotten until gw want to make some character seem tough by either being killed or killing them
cant wait for the next time the swarmlord is mentioned, im sure they will be a credible threat 
Lmao yep
I mean like, it would just be madness to not let Yarrick die in glorious battle
Was he never named?
Again hes deffo gonna get a new mini at some point, just not in awhile because hes not an astartes

be careful dil, almost sound like a guard player the way you turn a blind eye to all the new models
Can't throw away those sweet profits 
We went quite a bit without Marine minis atm
the more people wait, the more people want it. That’s why 40k won’t have a grand finale until they know it’s ready.
Idk man, I mean they just introduced the Votaan right? Seems like we've got a lot more miles to go until we get any end times shenanigans
this is late but I think it was Majorkill that made a video a while back explaining how devastating Yarrick's death COULD be to the galaxy Because it would essentially free Ghazgull from being obsessed with him. so maybe a WAAAGH arc?
seems odd that it's just a page in a codex though
He did, but that's all just theory. That's why there was so much confusion because its obviously a ready plot device to transition to an Ork threat arc
But I doubt it would just be canonized that way, he would most certainly be farmed for mini dollars first
It is theory indeed, theory I'm inclined to believe as an Ork player but like I said doubt it because if it was gonna be a major plot thing they wouldn't just mention Yarricks death in passing in an updated Codex
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ah I didn't see Valraks thing I just saw what people were saying in here
They seem to have left some rope with the timeline & events which this occurs but even then it just seems bizarre that they wouldn't have context & a mini before then. Yarrick is like such a huge back pocket plot device to just throw away
I'll have to wait to get my hands on the new Codex but Valrak isn't really one to be inflammatory
isnt yarrick extreamly old?
kain is also dead
Yeah he's hundreds of years old, not exactly a new concept though.
kain is cannonicly dead a swell
like of age dead
officely in lore the administratom and militarom dont belive he is dead cuz they are tired of hearing "COMMISART KAIN HAD DIED" and then kain comming back
Yes but the plot device between the two is not the same, it would just be a huge blunder to throw that away
yeah
wed see, may be a fake leak
they already...semi killed creed
like he is in tryzen's vualt soo dead for the time being
he had greyfax in there but let her out cuz she was needed
its basicly "yeeeah.... you need a brake"
also it did save creed from dying on cadia
F in the chat for Cadia
Cadia fell 
Rejuvenate treatment exist
but Cadia Stands
Cadia stands on rubble
But Cadia Stands
Standing didn’t seem to help their planet
they work to a certin point t ho
They don't need a planet, They're Cadians.
reminder that millions of cadians are on the phalanks
Which is another way of saying Cadia Stands
its the imprial fist so it should be
CADIAN REFORTEFIED
Lore doesnt really matter with these things
if Yarrick wants to return it just needs a good excuse in the lore
its how warhammer works at the whim of miniature tales than actual plot mostly
Yeah, I mean Cain died twice right?
Kinda
Cain is prob gonna stay dead because there isnt much to do for him at this point
but his death has never been certified as much as I can remember
Oh I don't think he's coming back I just think its a good example of getting a little more juice out of a fruit from the trash can
GORK and MORK HAVE NOT FINISHED WITH THIS ONE
SEND MAD DOK GROTSNIK, HE'LL PATCH HIM UP PROPPA
He cannot be dead yet, the Waagh has not permitted it
by the Waaaagh I mean lost profit margins
i seem to recall reading somewhere that the steel legion was getting a new codex at some point. so if that is true im sure that will have more info on how Yarrick died




