#40k-lore-chat
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But the meme of them isn’t typically accurate
The vast majority of Inquisitors who order an exterminatus for example are executed or worse for it
There’s a special ordo who investigates every single order for them ever
lul. yes, exterminatus. for when murdering that one heretic just isn't enough.
They’re not trigger happy with them is the point
the loss of life that inquisitors have managed to accrue makes me wonder what the tally is against actual threats LOL
Typically it’s only done when the world is going to be completely lost with no chance of recovery and everyone on it is as good as dead or worse anyways
When it comes to Nids and Chaos it’s a mercy kill tbh
yes. so you know... heretics... on a hab world
just nuke 'em
I'm sorry I'll stop memeing
The Imperium doesn’t use nukes mostly
... yes...
Yes
just gunna use this gigantic ass group of torpedoes to crack the planet's crust and turn the atmosphere into molten fire
They’re all about Eisenhorn
definitely not a nuke
Well it’s not
A nuke couldn’t do that
And a nuke would be used for a smaller scale affair
yes, the radiation you're feeling as the atmosphere literally escapes into space isn't coming from a bomb, it's coming from the nearest star... 🤡
But they’re too dirty and defeat the purpose of using them most of the time for the Imperium
Orbital bombardments are a lot cleaner if you’re able to do them
Eventually I'll get around to reading magos. I didn't expect a fourth book to come out for Eisenhorn
I seee. Then I'll read Ravenor before getting into that fourth book. Whenever I get around to that
It’s a trilogy
Wasn’t as good as Eisenhorn but I still liked it
Did you read Xenos?
It’s a trilogy too
Xenos, Hereticus and Malleus. I think that’s the order too but I can’t recall
Think they are making a tv-show as well
Or bad editing.
I think it will always be hard to get certain aspects of 40k down correctly without going into a taboo area for film or animation making. Some areas of 40k are really grimdark so they may tone down some of it for the sake of the audience
Its been a while since I read the eisenhorn series so idk the specifics of it anymore
Eisenhorn doesn't really have anything too taboo I believe
Then it's a good starting point.
Isn't that the same scene where ahem lemme spoiler this ||where eisenhorn witnesses an alpha level child psyker kill a space marine by forced suicide when a parade got disrupted?||
oh yeah the triumphal parade
That truly was a 40k moment
A take of relative, yet not excessive, heat: 40K fans have absurdly high standards that are just not worth trying to meet in most cases, especially since lore is inconsistent and numerous people will always be upset with whatever you make.
I just hope they don't make it as ridiculous as Halo is
Like Halo doesn't feel like a Halo story, if it was named Mass Effect it would have fitted more
something i realize now, but... how are we going to fight chaos? cause isn't chaos a well kept secret from normal members of the imperium?
Not really, just depend on the book
If the book is on the pov of a Malleus Inqui or a Grey Knight, then they will kill/cull all that know about CHaos
Other wise, more know about Chaos but under more local names
Basing anything on written source material will always be contentious because people have their own mental visions of what things and characters look like.
i'm talking about in darktide contexts - like, we're clearly being sent after chaos's servants
Yes
I think 40K is especially bad for it, honestly.
so my confusion is, like... as far as i'm aware there's dedicated anti-chaos forces in the imperium, but how does a militarum (or whatever we characters are) get sent to fight chaos without knowing
Nah not really anymore
Even since the EoT was embiggenified and such everyone kinda knows about chaos
They can't really keep it hush hush anymore
the eot?
eye of terror
EEEYYYE OFFF TTEERRROOORRR
whuzzat
Spooky fabric of reality fuckery where the material world and the warp overlaps
Chaos is like...
Imagine if your emotions were real.
And they inhabited another plane of existence.
Now imagine that the same was true of every living creature, especially sapient ones
That's the warp.
And imagine that those emotions pray on each other and on you
And only the horrible ones survives
IIRC it's more than the galaxy is a horrible place to live
So everyone feels heavily negative emotions.
The Warp wasn't always a horrible awful bad place.
You can blame the Old Ones for that.
You can also blame the Necrontyr
Before the War in havaen it was nice ish
It was just... Another plane of reality, yeah.
orks be out here giving good vibes to the warp
There was nothing inherently, or even implicitly, bad about it.
But the Old Ones used it for the War in Heaven, and that corrupted it heavily. Then later down the line Eldar did an oopsie
Didn't they imply that there were other different planes ?
Orks get... Weird with the warp. Like, they are kinda antithetical to a lot of chaos forces. They war with reckless abandon, but there's 'joy' instead of just raw anger. They don't care about the complexities of reality or the mysteries, and their desires are quite simple. They have no sexual or hedonistic desires to prey upon, and they have no real 'passion' as their whims are quite fey. They have no real fear of death to clutch them with, and get bored with the status quo quite easily.
I feel that 40K fans are a loooot easier to piss off generally speaking, at least in personal experience. I think part of that is the super inconsistent fluff combined with quite a... Passionate fanbase, if that makes sense?
the only consistency is the cost of entry to doing the tabletop stuff as far as i'm aware xd
but yeah having a canon that's not entirely agreed upon can be strange
I can't say much about Halo fans, as I didn't follow that drama at all. In my experience with 40K fans, the ones who read the books are often a lot more chill than those who do not. I think if the same thing happened in media there would be blood.
Even that's not consistent! People play it for <cost of Tabletop Sim> nowadays!
EDIT: or even just 3D printing
very true... but i did buy my phb and codex (orks)
I stopped buying codices since they end up being out of date so quickly. Well, mostly. I buy the Necron ones cause I like spooky skelemans and they look nice to read.
I suppose that's fair. I generally think 40K is the opposite to most fandoms though, in that the die-hard fans are the ones that understand the inconsistencies and go "aight, aight, sure", and it's the initiated-but-not-lore-nerds who will kick up a fuss when something happens.
That said I am STILL mad about the 9th ed. trailer >:C
The "How bolter feels&sounds" dilemma
It's especially funny when there are two groups of people in which 1 group liked bolter presented in some game/video/animation, and one that isn't.
Literal recreation of Horus heresy with people going after each other's throat 
Hell no lmao
40k is literally the same as any other sci-fi fandom
it has its good folks, its chud folks, and many others
Its more or so just the star wars fandom but less popular 
but instead of
"GEORGE LUCAS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD" its "GW HAS RUINED WARHAMMER"
I can't enjoy 40k anymore. Women 😔
Every fandom has the annoying loud minority
Also yeah this.
40k is not that special in that regard
The fandom is special
Nah
people just assume it is since its semi unknown to most regular folk
warhammer isnt that mainstream so it has that one advantage for now
I meant special as in special
tbh I do think Warhammer is special in that it attracts certain types of folks because of the main focus being. Ya know. The Imperium of man.
KRIEG
KRIEGGGGG
Yeah the Imperium's fascist visuals dont really help
I dont mind it as much obvs since its the appeal and i like it
but yeah it can get some People™️ 
Gamers™️
Don't insult the underhive like that

Sister of Battle Fans want to know your location
ngl sisters of battle feel out of place most of the time for me
I think its the boob armor that really takes me out of the situation
Bruh Moment
They look like anime characters
Wasn’t boob armor a real thing
40K IS ANIME THO
No
A breastplate would form over your whole torso in a rotund shape to help deflect weapons. If you molded it around tiddies it would just cause you a lot of pain, discomfort, maneuverability loss, and generally compromise the structure of the plate.
No. Breast shaped protrusions have no place in plate armor, and actually make it worse by potentially channeling a weapon towards the neck area and giving a weapon more areas to “bite” onto.
Male armor had cod pieces
Sister armor is neat tho so its not a big deal
They should be uglier 
Real armor actually had curves
On the chest.
Also quite thin... Loot at her legs, taking in consideration that the legs have armour on then her legs are super thin...
I saw that Edit Dilara!

GokTurk women want to know your location
This is generally the shape you would want a breastplate to have. If it was made for a woman, which very rarely it was, the chest area would simply expand depending on breast size to then conform to the overall shape. This way weapons aren't going to bite as easily because its a lot more bulbous. And also you never wear JUST the armor, you would wear gambeson and mail underneath which would also turn anyone fucking flat as a board.
Sorry folks, anime tiddies aren't real.
Many people claim that medieval armor that has breast shapes made to emphasize the female form is detrimental to the armor's effectiveness, even saying that it's dangerous to the wearer but I feel there's more to this than they realize.
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Hard steel is still hard steel
Ew shad
Much better video,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60lU68oyxK4
Designing some armour for ladies? Female torso armour specifically? Welcome.
Boob armour, or boob plate, or lady armour. Or fantasy lady armour, come to that: how does it work then? Let's have a look at Wonder Woman, The Mandalorian, Warhammer 40K and various examples of historical armour, as well as costume considerations, which will make desi...
Those are ficitions
just like me
this is history
Bruh looked at the thumbnail
no
Why some people want boob armor to be real so badly they will shake their fists at history and physics, it is crazy
There's a play button, fun fact
U are gravely mistaken this is history
the boob armors that drawed and implamented to fictionals are not revelant to real stuff
yeah they are oversized in fictionals
but you took F on your history class
Cite a source for me so we can have a discussion instead of screaming into the void about fictionals
Showing me one picture with no context doesn't tell me anything
Not even a picture, a painting
Bro why are U talking about Boob armor like that even matters the only relevant armor is Carapace armor thats is All thank u have a good day
Also boob armor does have ceremonial places in history so like..
Now THIS is history
Boob armor? None So i rest my case Only Carapace armor matters
the painting I sent
Ya got anything else or just a painting with no context?
Thats just robes mate
source from: Turkey: İstanbul Aydın University
because that's just wiki
Yeah that's a robe in the picture, and the wiki doesn't say anything about armor
yeah
Y’all still on about boob armor
unfortunately
SoB are meant to be easily identified as female. Cause “no men at arms”. So it makes sense they have over pronounced features on the armor
Ok why are u trying to compare real life mideval to a sci fi fantasy
I literally made a joke about boob armor and people are trying to come at me saying boob armor is actually very practical for battle
This is some mad down bad cope
Bro its warhammer U have ppl in fkin power armored diapers still engaging in melee combat in the 40,000th year using big Fk off weapons of mass extinction at the same time trying to use real life comparisons to 40k is jus stopit
did I ever say that?
I just said they are used
but are they good?
Like Ok bro Use ur mideval Real life armor Against my Lasgun
I did not say anything
Where are they used in battle and not as ceremonial dress?
well there is no source that live action painting in battle
but she wore that in battlefield
like king's crown
Yeah there is no source to suggest that boob armor was used for combat. Napoleon wore a big hat but you wouldn't say big hats were a staple of combat in the Napoleonic wars.
yeah
Women didn’t really engage in medieval combat so you don’t have any examples
Historically speaking there's a lot of theory about women fighting in combat secretly disguised as men. Mulan style.
And then just women as brigands and other non-governmental force
Idk about that but they are writing Turkish women were on horses fighting and shooting arrows
Turks didnt even use plate armor like that esp back during the days where they had female steppe archers but that literally has nothing to do w 40k lore
well not more than 2 used it
(armor)
Women have fought in battles since the dawn of time, including the medieval ages.
It’s just less frequently occuring.
That they participate should be pretty obvious.
Yeah, it is only that their stories are just surfacing now, many probabilities behind the fact that such stories weren't really shared though
Y’all still on this
Yes, but we were specifically referring to medieval europe where as you say, they almost certainly did, but with less frequency or documentation. Its a real: "They were just best friends" situation.
Armor did have a bulge. Just not as pronounced as boob armor we see in fantasy
It’s almost certain that if women were in combat as knights more than men were that we would have seen the development of boob armor of some sort
no
Maybe not as much as giving the knight some bazonkazonk. But there would have been something
It would have been a pointless if not detrimental design decision
Knights were very ceremonial. It’s why they have cod pieces often times.
You have to remember knights weren’t a common soldier
Like at all
It was mainly peasants with pikes and such
The knight with a sword was hardly a common sight and often time’s nonexistent on a battlefield
Cod pieces aren't shaped like dicks
It’s a piece that goes where your dick goes
And also cod piece is 1 piece, a breastplate is designed around 4 regions of the body
Y’all still on this
That’s my line
Yet you continued it so
It’s very possible that if women took a combat role during that period, the armor bulge would have possibly moved up to the chest area
72k
Armor bulge is not boob armor
what the fuck is going on here
That would imply armor is beer belly plate
Don’t question it
Yeah no Google very confidently says the only design difference is the angle of the plate, no actual protrusions, which makes sense as it would compromise protection by minimizing deflection
chest wraps are a thing
Indeed it is, i thought it was fitting to use in such context
This discussion has been had a hundred times before, and it's not real
Women contrary to popular belief do not have massive bazonkadonks normally
Agree to disagree on this topic
No I just disagree
boob armour is dumb
Can we stop
No one here has a degree in medieval armor yeah? So best we don't argue something we don't know
And talk about a different topic ?
silence yank
Armour you ignorant Tea dumping yank
Armoor
Tea. I’m sorry did you mean fish food
Yankee Doodle dandy
I will continue to spell it the right way
Yall are behaving like children now
anyway, last thing: boob armour is dumb and anyone who argues otherwise is a horny mf
Oh lala, we have an american here...
It’s like codpiece armor 💀
‘Merica out here. Spelling everything right
Ok, this take the price for best response... We still remember that tea that got wasted
codpieces protect the crotch
which stops your femoral arteries and other parts being hit
And I'm not even British
Did someone mention the bri’ish
Imagine dying because a flanged mace catches your massive codpiece
💀
Should have worn better armor, fool
Imagine it gets smashed in
And you gotta walk around with it stabbing your junk
I remember that I was chatting to a guy who had a billhook caught in the chink of his codpiece
The dynamics of armor breaking likely wouldn't result in that, the codpiece is not affixed to the plate and would likely slightly dent and otherwise move
Now I’m curious how modern plate armor would do against medieval weapons
I remember hearing modern plates aren’t great for getting stabbed
depends on the plate
Chunk
There really isn't any real modern plate
metal or ceramic could probably take a few hits
I mean ceramic plate. Not metal plate
Ceramic would shatter on first hit and then suck afterwards
Kevlar might take a short knife like in stab vests
This is a real boyz discussion
Only one way to test
Get a good ole knoife
Modern armor is made to maximize protection but breaks quickly, we haven't figured out any equivalent reusable armors (liquid armor seemed promising for a while but iirc they haven't gotten anywhere)
Ooblek armor lul
most armour and helmets are not made to stop direct hits
I thought nanocarbon armor was getting pretty far
The general rule of armor in all of history has been built to deflect, impact sucks unless you are wearing absurd amounts of compressible material like cotton
It's all about deflection, it's the cheap strategy to deal with force, redirect it elsewhere
I remember hearing modern armor is good for stoping ballistic impact. But not stabbing impact
ill have you know the gungan army has the best shields in the galaxy!
Theoretically if we didn't care about actually saving the life of the person wearing the armor, we could make stuff that can survive a 50 cal impact wearable by a person iirc
The body might survive. But those organs would be mush
something something weakness of the flesh something something strength and certainty of steel
Which loyalist primarch was the closest to turn to chaos? 🤔
The Khan
Yup, Khan himself had deep respect for Horus
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off-topic question - there are certain space marine paldrons that have like studs covering them - is there a specific name for those? I'm curious as to their purpose. Or are they purely an aesthetic thing?
they're molecular bonding studs
^
they function as armour reinforcements for armour that is hastily manufactured from lesser quality materials
or repairs
Yeah
During the Heresy supplies got scarce for new armor and replacements so it become more common to see them
really enjoyed listening to it
don't get them confused with the studs in marines foreheads, very different purposes
Interesting. Thank you both! I thought it was more of a religious thing as I remember seeing them mostly on Chaplins
"Our Emperor, Who art on Terra, Golden be His Throne.
Thy Order come. Thy will be done,
on Anathrax as it was on Cadia.
We give You each day our eternal loyalty,
and punish our transgressions,
as You punish those who fall to Chaos;
and lead us not into heresy,
but deliver us from Xenos.
For Thine is the Empire; and the Warp, and the Webway,
for all Eternity. Human."


lol
Our emperor, who paints on terra, his artistry is terrible
so i wonder how the ogryn managed to not freak out in the valk on the way to the missions
*A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lightning and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, deceit, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none,
We beseech thee, destroy them.*
=][=
hell just in general is it it stated how they keep the ogryn form freaking out in the valks on the way to the surface?
Nope
lol
I guess ours are just lucky or they’ve figured something out
Maybe telling them to count their fingers helps
maybe there is some kind of sedative they give them
Probably 40 minutes of coaxing before hand
And then holding their hand on the way down
yeah but that wont help on the way there
*a spiwitu dominatus,
domine, wibwa nos,
fwom the wightning awnd the tempest,
ouw empewow, dewivew us.
fwom pwague, deceit, temptation awnd waw, ouw empewow, dewivew us,
fwom the scouwge of the kwaken,
ouw empewow, dewivew us.
fwom the bwasphemy of the fawwen,
ouw empewow, dewivew us,
fwom the begetting of daemons,
ouw empewow, dewivew us,
fwom the cuwse of the mutant,
ouw empewow, dewivew us,
a mowte pewpetua,
domine, wibwa nos.thawt thou wouwdst bwing thewm onwy death,
thawt thou shouwdst spawe none,
thawt thou shouwdst pawdon none,
we beseech thee, destwoy thewm.*

that's going in the book
*a spiritu dominatus,
domine, libra nos,
from ‘da lightn'n an ‘da tempest,
our emperor, deliva us.
from plague, deceit, temptation an’ WAAAGH!, our emperor, deliva us,
from da scourge uv da kraken,
our emperor, deliva us.
from da blasphemy uv da fallen,
our emperor, deliva us,
from da begett'n uv daemons,
our emperor, deliva us,
from da kurse uv da mutant,
our emperor, deliva us,
a morte perpetua,
domine, libra nos.dat dou wouldst br'n im only deth,
dat dou shouldst spare none,
dat dou shouldst pardon none,
we beseech dee, destroy im.*
Also the Orky version
It's a reference to the original Rogue Trader minis, many of which had those studs on them. Been retconned to be a Horus Heresy specific thing
Gorkamorka is the true emperor
good ol RT
nah in AOS they did a fusion dance and became Gorkamorka
LAAAAMMME
eh it wasnt permeant afaik
I think they separated again in 3E now, but not sure myself really, Kruleboyz of 3E launch are Mork worshipping swamp Orruks for example
yeah thats what i heard
seems Gorkamorka is literally just a dragon ball fusion dance for them now
And the beakie helmet is of course inspired by medieval hounskull helmets, which are actually a good design in terms of optimizing deflection and sloped armor
Finally some good fucking writing
🏅
pins
you mean the SM one?
i guess the first one almost looks like an eldar helmet
Gorkamorka as an entity was kind of stupid because the whole point of Gork and Mork being separate is so they could fight each other lol
I thought if gork and mork stopped fighting each other they would be unstoppable
the beak helmet afaik was made for the Corvus pattern armor and was literally made to resemble a raven beak in honor of the raven guard who the armor was first made for
Gorkamorka was kind of wild, he like joined up with Sigmar for a bit and was basically used as a wild bludgeon sent at people trying to fuck up the rebuilding
ikr lol
I'm talking about the original model
Then when that was over he started fighting Sigmar with Orruks but it was kind of based? Like it felt more like a friendly rivalry than an actual bloody war idk
Probably cause orks dont care about life
and stormcast can't die necron style
BL still refuses to publish me smh
Cowards
Stormcast are like Necron space marines its weird
Stormcasts respawn back at the Sigmar's main realm, they just lose an inch of their soul each time they are reforged
its not really a necron thing
Age of Sigmar is just different, i've kind of lost the desire to call it bad because frankly its all terrible.
yeah seems e3 tried to fix that by making the reforging a limited thing. they can only be reforged so many times before it just destroys their souls afaik
In a beautiful way
I love that ngl
if they get reforged so much they basically become space marines
aka bland and retorting heresy lines constantly like a grimdank user
😔
lol
Is that a new change?
oh
GW has been trying to fix AoS since 2E launch in 2017, and it coincided with Tom Kirby retiring too (which also coincided with 8E TT reboot launch in 2017 as per Tom Kirby finally retiring, it seems like Tom Kirby was really the problem after all.)
Sigmar betrayed Nagash so the skeledad steals an inch of their souls every time a stormcast dies
its mostly an ego thing since Nagash says all the dead belong to him
Kind of but also not really
like Sigmar DID swindle him
but like
my man these are my human troops
i aint gonna give their souls to your skeletor nonsense

dont insult Skeletor like that
Bro is really like: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SWINDLING ME! BUT IM SUCH A GOOD GUY!
Flashback to mass atrocities
Lmao yeah Nagash is a fuckhead
its just the kind of fuckhead where you love how evil he is
also has great minis
the nighthaunt look sick as hell
yeah the skeleton army range is fucking killer
Tomb kings and Vampire counts had sex
Only cause nagash is a fuckhead
which is honestly fitting as Nagash was honestly the father of both those factions more or less lol
Settra does not serve!
yeah that thats why Nagash killed him krillian style lol
Settra beats the shit out of a walking mountain monster
I like the Soulblight, but then again I always liked VC since WFB
updated Blood Knights kit is cool
Lot of people died kerillian style in end times
ye
Didn't alith anar shoot both malekith and Tyrion and was basically like: you're both dickheads, now get along.
AOS sculpts keep winning
Alith Anar basically went "I could kill you but wont because you are a mary sue"
all i ever hear about the high elf/dark elf lore in end times it was beyond stupid and made no fucking sense
Basically
AoS isn’t really my thing but bit silly to call it dumb when you’re on a 40k discord
the biggest enemy of the high elves
It’s all dumb
fucking malekith
Skarsnik was completely forgotten, Josh Reynolds AskFMs complicate what really happened too.
Malekith and Tyrion like switched sides kinda but not really because prophecy? Its weird.
turns out to be the destined savior of the elven race
EVEN THOUGH
IN THE OG LORE
HE GOT DENIED BY THE GODS
AND WAS BURNED HALF TO DEATH
to put it into perspective
its like fucking Horus saving the Imperium
Dragon Emperor casually sailing off at the end as per Josh Reynolds AskFMs, which wasn't in the ET supplements for example.
Yeah, Malekith was crowned Phoenix King because muh destiny and betrayed the dark elves and so tyrion joined the dark elves to fuck up malekith? Iirc
YEP
Like he has been trying to destroy ulthuan and the high elves forever
when 40k endtimes comes around they should resurrect horus from the aether to do just that
and now he is king for some reason
Malekith being the true Phoenix King all along was weird
Well, what did you expect from people like Matt Ward?
And then alith anar someone who hates dark elves was like upset but accepted malekith as king cause muh destint
i hate how realistic that honestly is
also the funny part was, after he got burned half to death, the end times book said
"If he stayed in the fires longer he'd have been crowned as the phoenix king"
which is

endtimes writers giving the old lore a once over
Tom Kirby basically willed WFB no more, and people like Matt Ward and Josh Reynolds had to come up with ET in few months in 2014
End times lore is great absurdism
Nah dog he just needed to stay in for like a second longer and he would have been burned just right and been made king
Also somehow someone who did all the atrocities he did was a good choice for king
FW WF team wasn't even aware of ET coming, they had to cancel The Battle of Black Fire Pass and all the other goodies they had planned for WFB
Chicken wing
Chicken wing
Make my king
A crispy Phoenix wing
Almost like this system of anointing king is shit
its not
thats the thing
APPARENTLY ALL THE OTHER PHOENIX KINGS
JUST TOOK POTIONS TO RESIST THE FIRE
THAT MAKES SENSE
💀
PFFFFFFFD
its so bad lmao
Malekith was like: im gonna fuck around and find out
I mean ET literally turned Isabella into Nurglite
wasnt the whole point that the fires would burn any pretender alive?
And then started an evil murder torture cult in Canada
Yeah basically that
did the end times writers even read the old lore?
And also fuck his mom?
its a good system for choosing a king since literally the elven gods themselves choose if you are worthy
Yes
ye
they didn't since Matt Ward was already known for not adhering to the previously established fluff
Maybe that was just elvish propaganda
his 8E DE army book is pain
so that gif was correct
Yep it was
40k end times is going to be a grand and glorious mess
ikr
here's 40 years of lore
write an ending
im gonna enjoy it
Dante is gonna die because he forgot to close the door and got stabbed by a chaos marine
next page
Honeatly i wouldn't be mad if they just explained it as older kings lying and using potions to the point until it was forgotten to be a lie and so malekith genuinely thought there were gods to pick him.
yeah same
because Malekith is a cool character
they just kinda made him king because yolo
almost any OG had left GW by the time ET happened, even Andy Hall left GW in 2012 for that matter.
Alessio Cavatore left right before 8E in 2009-2010
But the way its framed just makes Malekith look like a fucking idiot lol
there was no "older kings" tho. malakith was literally the son of the anarion the first king iirc
Yeah uh
belisarius cawl activates his trap card and unleashes all of trazyn's exhibits at once killing trazyn, because cawl foresaw a trazyn betrayal millenia ago and secretly sabotaged trazyn's museum
Aenarion was the first
he then dies
but Malekith isnt chosen because hes too warlike
so they choose someone else
which is fair
but Morathi gets mad
Yeah idk if I'd trust malekith to be ruler of anything besides his mom's sex dungeon
Nah like
old Malekith was a super cool dude
was also BFFs with the dwarven high king
yeah
Okay but like
emperor returns as a true chaos god, horus returns as savior of the imperium, works with all the primarchs chaos and loyalist to defeat the emperor
THAT DIDNT AGE WELL
I'm still conflicted on whether to be okay or hate the revelation of the Lady of the Lake ending up being Lileath
pay me to 40k endtimes
How far from crazy do you have to be to create a murder torture cult
Okay so
the cults were all Morathi's fault
she mostly manipulated malekith into it
Okay but he's pretty chill with it
Yeah that happens later
its mostly Morathi that corrupts him into what he is
he then just slaps her
and goes to do his own shit
aka being an edgelord
the fact he would go on to start the war of the beard by tricking the dwarves into thinking the high elves had murdered some of their traders shows how little of the old him remained
Idk I dont think its easy to fall into evil shit like dark elves theyre pretty awful even in comparison to chaos
lmao yeah its fucking hilarious
also like
the best part is
literally all the problems of the world in WHF
can be traced back to the dark elves
Malekith was the one to ban the chaos cults and exile the Druchii Anointed & Devoted of Slaanesh, that's why Morathi went underground with her Cult of Slaanesh becoming Cult of Pleasure.
yes
Yeah dark elves are always the worst
for example if it wasnt for the dark elf sorcerors crashing on nehekhara
nagash would have never learned necromancy

lol
Dark Eldar are just as sadistic but lack the resources of delves
But it's also worth noting that the Circlet of Iron also had big effect on Malekith ever since he first found it in the ancient ruins of the Northern Wastes before returning to Ulthuan, which was one of the turning points in his life.
Theyre smaller scale relative to 40k
also yeah Dark Elves just hang out in canada/america
I like both the Witch Elves and Wych Cults
yeah and not literal weeb guns like their craftworld cousins lol
I really like Lokhir tbh
Lokhir is cool because his lore is simple
Hes got no internal conflicts he just likes to pillage
Sigmar grindset
Yes
and his own pimp-barge
True
where the black arcs really former cities?
Yeah
Hes the embodiment of, if you love what you do you never work a day in your life
they are more or so rocky portions of continents that dark elves use as arks
they are held together by magic
Magic floating cities
so they must be hella big
Yes
Quite massive
Manticorps
that game. it borked so much of the lore but at least they got the scale right it seems
It takes a big ship to carry all that edginess
Lokhir getting his mask from Chupayotl has always been my fav part of his fluff
Lokhir dragon makes me wanna commit game end
also I'd agree but i think this person has me blocked
rip
Imrik has a fun campaign doe
This is why we play Skaven yes yes
anti-air gun moment
When will rats develop AA guns
wish Clan Moulder DLC had Chimaerat :c
dragons dragons dragons dragons
Can’t beat me in melee combat if losing all my Clanrats is what I was trying to do anyways
There's a great mod for chimaerats
yeee, I love that mod
what
Yeah
i need a SS of that
They use the hydra model and add a FILTHY rat theme
They also made stormfiends
I love combined arms rats
yup, Chimaerat has been one of my fav unique units from WD 311 Hell Pit variant army list
I was always surprised Stormfiends never made the cut although I guess it might just be they’re waiting for a Total Warhammer: End Times
Give us Nagash and Sigmar
Stormfiends i think would be too powerful
They will 100% add them at some point
Also warhammer 1 is end times
Skaven are already broken af
Glottkin dlc plz
Tru :[
ET units were nice
I love my men getting gunned by mortars and machine guns
Whoever designs for TW moves Skaven
And they’re not subtle about it
Ikit claw yes yes
the rat bias is INSANE
Total war warhammer timeline has total war warhammer 1 as the actual end point lol cause that's the game with archaon end times
nah but its close. CA said they did not want to go to close to the end times
Andy Hall, TW's writer, used to be an avid Skaven player during his tenure in GW from 6E to 8E
If Skaven didn’t want to get all the best dlcs and designs, they shouldn’t have been the most fun and best faction
Smh
I give-gift you bones, I get-take nuclear capability, yes-yes
8E 2011 Blood in the Badlands supplement saying how renowned Andy Hall was for his Skaven, so much so that he played the Skaven again during the campaign
so no wonder why Skaven got a lot in TW
I'm personally a grimgor player because of those sweet 100 weapons strength black orcs
Thanquol hypee
Nah he slaps
I like Skarsnik more xD
He’s fun but compared to other Orks he’s just meh in what his faction can do
but I'm biased due to TT
You just need to rush weapon strength on black orcs technologies and chevrons and field a stack of em
at this point there should be a Total war game just about the Skaven Empire, with Orks and other factions invading as natural disasters
Grom da Paunch has so much fun stuff
i have seen this time and a gain. did the other primarchs get jealous of Russ after he found the leman russ STC?
River Troll harem included
Also nah nobody cared
Black orcs ripping through chosen like paper is a sight to behold.
thought so
the finding of the STC by Russ is like a single page
its not really ever visited again
It’s barely addressed yeah
yee this
Rogue Idols are the best part of his DLC for me
A big thing is
Rogue idols are a treat
I love the Rogue Idols
The Russ was a late Heresy thing mostly
Yeee
It didn’t become standard until later on
Also don’t believe that dumbass line from Warhawk
It was a monster
Idk I just love how straightforward grimgor is. He just makes black orcs unkillable wrecking ball units.
Literally all other lore has it being a major factor in the Imperium winning
what dumb ass line?
I do love that unit
IW could field Basilisks back in 3E :c
RIP
Problem is rn grimgor's textures are bugged
Russ: Hey look I have a tank named after me, that's great!
Primarchs: ...
Rogal: Russ... good... good for you.
I'll get it
A Leman Russ was a rolling deathtrap. Its tall profile was so notoriously awful that no commander ever wanted to be squadron leader – the only thing big enough to shield a Leman Russ during operations was another Leman Russ, so better to keep the command unit ahead of you for as long as you could. Its fragile tracks were exposed and its armour was a mess of easy-to-hit vertical planes.
The standard pattern sponson-bulges just presented another flat edge to destroy, another reason to be glad not to have them. The interior was noisy and prone to bursting into flames whenever a loader coughed too loudly.
And, if you were truly unlucky enough to have those sponsons, there was only one escape hatch, right at the top of the main turret, and so the chances of getting out alive in case of all-too-likely disaster were practically zero.
SW could also field a Leman Russ back in 3E too
That one
which didn't make it to later editions :c
It’s annoying because it’s like, in the face of all other lore on the Russ
Lemans Russy 😩
Especially during the Heresy era
I love it
GW will be revealing the new Lord Solar mini as IG supreme commander next week too
Also, fuck whoever put that guy in the outside
ngl. that line is what an actual tank builder or crewmember irl would think of the leman russ. so it really doesnt fit with in the 40k universe lol
They make a great model and put that shit on there
Yeah
is there a comparison to the Dorn to the Russ yet?
leaked rogal dorn datasheet sounds scary too
1 sec
Is the Dorn more defensive focused?
Next you’re gonna say chainswords don’t make sense
It’s bigger
Cause ya know, imperial fists
so the dorn is just a giant version of the russ?
Its a more detailed version of the Russ! Factory got more plastic
Rogal Dorn Battle Tank is midway between Leman Russ and Baneblade
oh. Dorn's a chunky boi of a tank
kinda like good ol FW Malcador
Dorn the tank > dorn the primarch
lol
i think it's a reference tot he pershing tank
At least he has cover
But I do love the look besides that
Can't be said for every member of the IG
its got a bit of the old mk 3 in it still
I hope we get more mixed gender troops with newer models
still has the old wrap around tracks
its like a pershing, churchill and IS2 had a baby
new CST kit got mixed gender sprues
How strong are the cannons on the dorn?
I really like the new IG minis
yeah and said baby got some regressive genes from its grandpa the MK.3 lol
Since it's twin cannons
except for the new commissar, wish he had a bigger hat
ye thats from the churchill
the article says twin battle cannons or the Oppressor cannon
so i guess it's two leman russ cannons
"LOOK AT THAT LEMAN! I GOT TWO OF YOUR GUNS! CRY ABOUT IT, DOG!"
yup
oppressor cannon attack profile is basically vanquisher profile but butter
Churchill tank be like
🟩🔫🟩
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medium_Mark_III this is honestly there the dorn's tracks seen to come from
The Medium Mark III was a medium tank developed in the United Kingdom during the Interwar period.
The prototypes of the Medium Mark II were the three A6 also known as "16-tonner" tanks. From the tests of the A6, three Mark IIIs were built and put into service with the British Army but due to the high cost no more were purchased.
I see a bit of Matilda in the new tank too
Malcador of FW was heavily WW1 - inter war inspired
The funny thing is that modern tanks seem to be reducing the aggressively sloped armor geometries
ye, the chassis is similar
yeah both the dorn and the russ use the ww1 mark 3 track and chassis it seems
just shortened
yup
I think using world War 1 inspired design is supposed to inspire a feeling of technological regression. Like world War 1 bayonet rifles that shoot lasers.
it depends on regiment I'd say
ye
Elysians were more mobile, Tauros for example.
Well a bit part of 40k is literally societal and technological regression. Like feudal worlds
Knights are meant to represent how far humanity has come and then subsequently fallen
i mean it's implied that most of the tanks are actually STC tractors and mining equipment
lol
I strapped a 40mm to my tractor, philip!
yup, like DKoK centaur
Fer the emperor!
honestly doesnt that come from a story where the baneblade is said to be a DAoT scout tank?
but then again, the armoured cars from inter war period were also basically tractors xD
Dunno they've been dropping hints here and there
And the Land Raider is probably like an exploration vehicle
that i can see
The thing is too, DAoT STCs come from colonies typically
at least there is no stirland in 40k that boils beer
Ugh
grinds teeth
And stuff like “Leman Russ was a tractor” is because they built them to be multipurpose
Which is why the knights are loaders but they were built to go to war too.
If I ever make a stirland lore video I'm calling it the dark age of mixology
Everything was versatile
And also it's designed to workin a variety of gravities, atmospheres, in space, etc
Yeah
Inb4 lasguns were just barbers tools
so not very optimized
Also the whole “Baneblade was a light tank” thing is old and basically bunk lore. Iirc it doesn’t even have a proper source.
And it’s just dumb
That's always been my assumption for why only marines get the land speeder, but in a lot of the books there's civilian speeder cars everywhere
Malcador
Yeah its just fan theories basically
Malcador was classified a heavy tank
there's a bunch of new tanks they made up for horus heresy too
the only true one is the terminator armor being used to repair plasma generators
but iirc its not the armor itself
more just the plating iirc
it was something specific
or that was "re-purposed" and turned into armor
Tbf
If you showed up in a diving suit in 1637
Like the kratos, sikarian, fellblade
You'd be pretty scary
The used the basis of it to allow terminator to survive in extreme conditions
And the one where the chainfist is used to cut into space hulks
ah yes
spongebob nightmare fuell
my favorite
Yeah like imagine seeing that in the napoleonic wars
MALCADOR WITH BATTLECANNON
Wtf would you think
its like a ww1 french tank on steroids what the hell
My favorite is that they made a modern sculpt of the ancient toebreaker Land Raider, their first vehicle from like 40 years ago
yup, pretty much xD
Steel legion is just French army on steroids
wish GW would port FW resin kits into plastic
wheres plastic Centaur GW
Cursed
let's be honest the original looked ridiculous lol
Steel Legion is more WWII German aesthetic tbh
yup
they are US ww2 GIs that use german blitzkrieg tactics with french tanks
DKoK is more of WW1 German-French
not anymore
German world War 2 uniforms were pretty standard fatigues and helmets
French in world War 1 were big on trench coats
Trench coats
the steel legion use washbowl helmets now
Isn't that an American thing?
yes
looks like an aidan helmet in that pic
Its always a mix
But their general aesthetic is definitely Blitzkrieg stuff from WWII German armor
yup
Blitzkrieg is a tactic not an aesthetic
DKoK use WW1 tactics, Steel Legion is mechanised infantry
Like Krieg has a bastardized mix of a bunch of different WWI nations
But primarily they take after the French look
Yeah I was talking aesthetically
I know
They take more from French than germans
Fantasy is historical fiction for alternative histories
I’m saying it’s still German for Steel Legion
and 40k is space fantasy
Primarily
both steel legion and DKOK have been made to look less german over the years due to all the questionable stuff some of the players did with the models
They have a mix of stuff
Again tactics aren't an aesthetic
usually
Yes and I’m not talking about just tactics
except for stuff like atillan rough riders
I’m talking aesthetics
where the tactic is the aesthetic
The tactics just play into it more
Well riding a horse is a presentation and a look.
i miss these guys
Attacking quickly isn't a look
they are now updated into plastic
with brand new kit
they even get new lances such as taser lance
and melta lance
It is when they’re clearly aping their look of WWII German troops and have German names
ikr
Krieg has always looked more like French WWI troops though
that is literally just a stalhelm with a crest on top
The most German thing for them is their names
Krieg basically is ww1 French. Diggy diggy trench
And the planet name
But steel legion aesthetically are also very French probably because German soldiers had trash drip. But their tactics are very blitzkrieg.
Steel Legion started out german funnily enough
they pretty much got de-germanized with each edition
Which is a good thing imo
the curse of the wehraboo
Knowing some weirdos
Steel Legion tbh still takes after German look a lot it’s just less blatant
DKOK genernals still have the prussian eagle helmets lol
literal wehrmacht forest colors or something iirc





