wrong chat for that 
but the answer is there isn'y going to be one if u mean DT
#40k-lore-chat
cerulean wagon
cerulean wagon
wind flicker
The fear within me is stronger than anything your soul can muster, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
plush mason
melts all your minis how about that?
alpine otter
So what do you think will happen over the years with Emps?
Will the God-Emperor-in-the-Warp be a different entity than the Emperor?
Will they be one and the same but irrevocably changed from the one we knew in HH?
Is any development even being made or are we back to decades-long progression hiatus?
wind flicker
They die and come back as a woman to fight necron horus
alpine otter
They die and come back as a woman to fight necron horus
Who is now also black
wind flicker
Yes horus is black now
alpine otter
something something racism
storm jungle
alpine otter
(that is the joke)
plush mason
so how powerful is house esher politically or is it never really explained?
storm jungle
Pretty much powerful as most of the Major Houses™️ in Necromunda
they also run 90% of the stimm/medical/drug trade in the planet
plush mason
so you want meds you dont piss them off
storm jungle
Pretty much
They also got a lot of muscle/firepower too but they are usually business first for the most part
plush mason
iirc a video i watched a while back said the hive cities(y) of necromunda are more or less just darwinistic hellscapes where only the strong survive
ofc it seems there is 2 versions of necromunda's lore. one where the world is necromunda and one where necromunda is just a hive city on the world
plush mason
thanks
storm jungle
Yeah it can get confusing all good 
plush mason
that was confusing the fuck out of me for ages
storm jungle
Happy to help
But for the previous statement yeah the hive city itself is hellish, a lot of the public announcements at the beginning of the rulebooks really sell the morbidly funny vibe of the whole affair
🥩
wind flicker
pulpy
plush mason
lmao
plush mason
"you know why they say us orlocs are made of iron?" my hired gun- "cause your as brittle as cheap pig iron"
wind flicker
ministorum technically
plush mason
ministorum technically
i wonder what happens to tax dodgers in the imperium lol
wind flicker
death
woven sandal
Default Mk.7 Helmets are the ones with the angry face.
grand minnow
Stewart little in 40k?
plush mason
yeah this Orn sounds like a true hell hole
dense glen
My two favourite chapters of Space Marines:
Red Scorpions (because 2nd legion vibes) and Marines Malevolent (because "Dying guardsman? You will have my scorn")
alpine otter
It's like they all decided to make this planet a cynical misanthropical comedy TV show.
alpine otter
i wonder what happens to tax dodgers in the imperium lol
Don't they just get their planet invaded and subjugated (again)?
barren tapir
does the imperium have an equivalent to the IRS?
Administratum, to be precise the Departmento Exacta
proper helm
does the imperium have an equivalent to the IRS?
Generally Imperial taxes are levied on whole worlds rather than individual citizens. It's up to each world to maintain their quota or face a whole variety of horrible results
spark relic
In the novel Shadowsword a world is invaded because they refused to keep producing more conscripts for the Imperial Guard
Multiple super heavy armour units, entire regiments of guard and a Black Templars strike force are all deployed to put the offending world back in line
They take their various taxes very seriously
spark zenith
the Astartes are used in the in only the most dangerous of warzones
however that planet isn’t paying their fukin taxes, send the Black templars lol
alpine otter
*the Astartes are used in the in only the most dangerous of warzones*
*however ...
if that planet is crucial to a nearby big Crusade, then yeah hell yeah it´ll be Ben Dover by the Black Templars
spark zenith
It’s the Black Templars, of course it’s a crusade
They literally don’t do anything else
Like damn dude chill
alpine otter
You have no penis. You look like a Ken doll on cow steroids.
You don´t want to chill.
spark zenith
I’m pretty sure that woman’s head you caved in wasn’t a cultist, pretty sure she was just asking for help to find her baby
alpine otter
She is weak and deserves death.
- The Black Templar, probably
spark relic
Living is unacceptable
-Also probably the Black Templars
nocturne jetty
And Now a Avatar of Khaine Pls in Darktide :>
craggy zenith
And Now a Avatar of Khaine Pls in Darktide :>
Avatar of khaine getting bodied by 4 schlubs from a penal regiment is entirely something i could see GW write
alpine otter
Avatar of khaine getting bodied by 4 schlubs from a penal regiment is entirely s...
Poor Khaine. I legit feel bad for the guy.
God of War split into parts which are still supposed to be terrifyingly powerful only to be beaten by Blueberry Sergeant №4
plush mason
yes
the avatar of khaine really only exists to so how powerful insert random imperium character name here is
autumn panther
Hey, does anyone know any youtube video series covering 40k events similar to or from Arch? I really loved his siege of vraks, and war for Badab series, but besides the war for armageddon which is his shortest, I cant find much else
alpine otter
Luetin is best boy but I dunno if he's like Arch
alpine otter
What his style is from the little I've seen is more serious
alpine otter
And you should peep the siege of vraks it is amazing
I can't sit and watch stuff like that hahaha
alpine otter
I'm really trying to watch SOME parts of his 2 hour Darktide deep dive video rn
alpine otter
I usually put it on at work
Good one but I tune out the voices at some point
Otherwsie was thinking of 40k audiobooks or something
autumn panther
Ehhh I already watched vraks
wind flicker
Also got that good animation
wind flicker
Larping as a cadian
alpine otter
I ahve one question
why do we have some psyker-librarian-looking-guy down in the penal ships
will that be a class?
Don´t they just get wiped out if they´re not found to be 100% true to Emps?
autumn panther
He's sad
alpine otter
He's sad
So he decided to go the Slayer route and die in combat to atone for his sins?
autumn panther
No he's just bummed out
wind flicker
More psykers than can be processed, might as well use them as labor
tawdry escarp
alpine otter
More psykers than can be processed, might as well use them as labor
But the thing is that they´re not trusted enough to be left alive as far as I remember from lore tidbits
tawdry escarp
He spun that man like a washing machine
tawdry escarp
But the thing is that they´re not trusted enough to be left alive as far as I re...
Psykers are an extremely powerful resource, they don't usually just kill them offhand unless they have for certain fallen to chaos
wind flicker
But the thing is that they´re not trusted enough to be left alive as far as I re...
Theres a lore reason but thats still nda
alpine otter
Theres a lore reason but thats still nda
Ugh such a bother.
alpine otter
Psykers are an extremely powerful resource, they don't usually just kill them of...
Also extremely dangerous
God I remember there was this guy in one of Gaunt´s books
he´s found to be a psyker even tho he doesn´t even know? Completely true to Imperium?
Becomes either a prisoner or a power source or gets utilized in some way from a cell without arms and legs or ability to move or do anything physically.
He´s still basically completely disabled and ¨eliminated¨.
tawdry escarp
Sometimes, GW gives whomever is making a thing a blank check to make up new lore
alpine otter
Yaeh no I get it it´s a big galaxy but Jesus
grim kayak
@plush mason this is the same height was a warlord titan, its big but it'd look a bit funny to see a titan that small
warlord should be like 60m minimum if you ask me but thats just my personal opinion
plush mason
same
they went overboard with the downscaling imo and they are now smaller than most of the buildings you will find in a modern city
wind flicker
I mean after a certain point theres no benefits to size on weapons platforms
plush mason
i know
storm jungle
plush mason
my point is. in 40k humans build cities and buildings that are over a mile in height so the titans are just comically small in their own universe
so anyone that lived on a hive world would be laughing at the titans due to their size
plush mason
yeah thats respectable ofc
storm jungle
INCAN
plucky moth
plush mason
lmao
storm jungle
but yeah jokes aside even in official art the largest Imperators can be dwarfed by buildings
its more that when this thing stares and targets at you that you realise the threat it poses
grim kayak
its about the power
yeah personally i always thought the big draw of titans was that they had guns that belonged on 40k space ships made to fit onto land "vehicles"
storm jungle
Yeeee
grim kayak
they need to be big but not tooooo big
storm jungle
Its like an RPG
Its just a tube with an exploding end
but it makes big boom boom
grim kayak
especially since the emperor class is meant to have a cathedral on top 😂
plush mason
if there isnt some priest shouting sermons into a megaphone at the front of said cathedral then whats the point of it?
plucky moth
There’s lots of points to it, gothic architecture fucking love spires
wind flicker
spires ☺️
plush mason
like isnt the cathedral used as like a forward command base/fort for other forces to fire from?
basically like rook from demigod
smoky mauve
Maybe in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, people are really small.
rose thorn
Cool and all imperium but what practical purpose does this provide, it’s so big has like 3 uses tops
storm jungle
Lmao yeah dont question it
rose thorn
Reminds me of the uh, oppressionizer from futurama and it was a giant crab where a bunch of aristocrats sitting atop of it laugh at people being crushed
plush mason
Cool and all imperium but what practical purpose does this provide, it’s so big ...
show off the power and might of the imperium ofc
plush mason
Reminds me of the uh, oppressionizer from futurama and it was a giant crab where...
that honestly describes most of the imperium perfectly lol
scenic bolt
mecha was big in the 80s and the writers were all anime dweebs
shadow plover
people really just need to realise how big even the "canon" size for titans is for a moving church platform
storm jungle
people really just need to realise how big even the "canon" size for titans is f...
yeah im glad these two HH book covers exist for that reason
even in those they are still dwarfed by buildings and such which is pretty good
shadow plover
Burden of Loyalty was my wallpaper for the longest of times
it's a great pic
it will be the probably reason why I'll paint my titans in Legio Ignatum colours once I get one
marsh grail
What is the difference between a Titan and a knight?
tawdry escarp
Size
marsh grail
What’s the size difference between the biggest night and the smallest titan?
shadow plover
knights are pretty small
tawdry escarp
Knights also have a crew of one. The Knight-Pilot
plush mason
a warhound is 50 feet where as a knight is 30 to 40 foot
tawdry escarp
Most Titans have a crew of multiple
shadow plover
what the fuck is a feet
tawdry escarp
Those things on the end of your legs
plush mason
a warhound is 15 meters
final spruce
@storm jungle the nerds need the titan height chart again, you should almost pin it now that you can
plush mason
and a knight is 9 meters
storm jungle
Oh yeah i should
storm jungle
plush mason
well no. a lot of telephone poles are 30 feet
tawdry escarp
Or claws sparking with electricity
plush mason
yeah 30 foot or 9 meters
shadow plover
no way Sigilite is that tall smh
plush mason
6'2?
shadow plover
what does that mean
plush mason
6 feet 2 inches
tawdry escarp
Knights may be smaller than other Titans but they're still big bastards
storm jungle
Reminder that a Halo Hunter also dwarfs Big E which still baffles me
then I remember how fucking big they are in cannon which is 
shadow plover
depends on the game
tawdry escarp
Yeah, you rarely see their full height since they hunch alot
storm jungle
Yeee
also Master Chief is pretty tall too
I never knew Grunts were like the size of regular humans beforehand
plush mason
yeah halo spartans are massive
plush mason
yeah chief actually was one of the smaller spartan 2s iirc
shadow plover
he's like 2 and a quarter meters or so, probably less
plush mason
with dudes like gorge coming in at around 9 feet lol
tawdry escarp
Sorry, Spartan IIs were 8 Feet
plush mason
but ofc that fits with the whole dynamic bungie wanted for master chief which was that he was just kinda normal
shadow plover
tiny man
plush mason
yeah
storm jungle
plush mason
chief is 2.1 meters out side his armor
plush mason
ok a marauder is a small mech
karmic dune
how is the average scout marine the same height as the average normal marine in armor
shadow plover
what's a marauder
karmic dune
the armor doesn't add any height?
storm jungle
Eh not really
plush mason
what's a marauder
a heavy infantry unit from star craft 2
shadow plover
I see
plush mason
so think a max from planet side 2
karmic dune
one thing i don't like about 40k space marine (the game) is the bolter feels like kind of a spammy SMG/assault rifle type gun
storm jungle
The only difference between a Marne scout and Astartes is they dont have the black carapace to connect to power armor yet seeing as they haven't earned them at this point
karmic dune
I liked how the bolters in dow2 felt slower firing and powerful
cerulean wagon
one thing i don't like about 40k space marine (the game) is the bolter feels lik...
well ye, thats what it is
plush mason
i mean. SM1 had the melta work as a shotgun so lol
tawdry escarp
Getting some conflicting info from the interwebs
plush mason
when in most lore a meltagun is just a spicy blowtorch
tawdry escarp
It's like a Hair dryer that blasts the heat of the sun at you
plush mason
ye
storm jungle
plush mason
arent those like super revered relics only given to the inquisition's most trusted members or is my lore wrong on that
tawdry escarp
Inferno is what i was thinking of
karmic dune
yeah the space marine game had the meltagun more like a shotgun and less like a beam
iirc
tawdry escarp
Hellfire is an Astartes Bolt Pistol
You are correct Nameless
But is a vidya gaem so anything is theoretically possible
But they are available to members of Ordo Hereticus
which is probably the one our Inquisitor belongs to
It would definitely be like your last unlock
plush mason
yeah
alpine ingot
the easiest answer as to why the melta acted as a shotgun in SM1 is for gameplay variance. Besides you need to take in account at when SM1 was released when just about every 3rd person shooter had to have a shotgun
tawdry escarp
One of my favorite weapons in there is the Lascannon
plush mason
the easiest answer as to why the melta acted as a shotgun in SM1 is for gameplay...
yeah but. space marines already have a shotgun lol
and its literally just a SM sized version of the arbites one
alpine ingot
Yeah well they wanted to have a thermal shotgun okay
plush mason
k
alpine ingot
It's game dev logic, it doesn't have to make sense
plush mason
true
cerulean wagon
no
tawdry escarp
Chaos created itself
woven sandal
I think the SM1 Melta was 1) Having a normal shotgun for Space Marines wasn't really a thing that got brought up 2) Melta is one of the more iconic tabletop weapons and 3) they didn't really have a niche for it otherwise. You don't really fight anything that's highly armored in SM.
cerulean wagon
chaos always has been
tawdry escarp
It was made by the collective emotions of every living thing since the dawn of time
That aggregated into daemons
then the Chaos Gods
Simulacra are a race of shapeshifters that gain memories by eating brains
The Omnissiah is a different entity to the Machine God. It's Herald and some of the AdMech believe that the Emperor is the Omnissiah
solemn cargo
A lot of people don't actually know about that or make that distinction
tawdry escarp
The Machine God is theorized to be the Void Dragon, a C'tan that sleeps deep within Mars
no
The Void Dragon is somewhat Obscure lore
alpine ingot
cerulean wagon
void dragon has a model now
tawdry escarp
neat
alpine ingot
oh shit really?
cerulean wagon
cerulean wagon
tawdry escarp
GW is bringing it back to the forefront?
solemn cargo
I was expecting something more dragon-y but then again Void Dragon is a human name for an essentially ageless BILLIONS of years old entity that was given form by the Necron millions of years ago
cerulean wagon
idk, im not a fan of new necron lore so havent kept track
solemn cargo
That's a cool model though
I wasn't a fan of new necron lore at first myself but it grew on me
I didn't know we were talking about Luna Wolves
solemn cargo
Yeah?
plush mason
like who was even living on the moon at that time?
tawdry escarp
Horus became convinced that only he could save the Imperium and that he had to usurp his father to do so
solemn cargo
Unfortunately Chaos is a bitch and he did become corrupted along the way
solemn cargo
What's funny though is that what convinced him that only he could save the Imperium was a vision of what would happen if he DID go through with it - but he didn't know that.
Again, Chaos is a bitch.
tawdry escarp
It's all lies and manipulation with them
solemn cargo
yep
solemn cargo
Yeah, that.
I don't have a source on hand for everything
What do you mean oh god? YOU ASKED FOR A SOURCE
NOW I am getting upset
If you ask for a source don't complain when you get it okay
And the primary souce cited on the wiki is the novel False Gods, by Graham McNeill.
If you're curious.
plush mason
Horus became convinced that only he could save the Imperium and that he had to u...
i mean. wasnt erebus the one that planted that idea in his head while he was dying from that nurgle sword wound?
solemn cargo
Yeah in a vision he had when he was dying
I still don't know what you're talking about but I'm glad you could at least learn something
tawdry escarp
The Great Blue Bastard
plush mason
nah it was Erebus afaik ofc he may have been working with Tzeentch at the time to achieve it
solemn cargo
If you were a little more clear in asking questions we probably could have reached this point three hours ago, but whatever.
Yeah we know
However do note that Tzeentch isn't the ONLY one of the chaos gods to engage in plotting, false promises, and bullshitting people.
He's just the most known for it
solemn cargo
And a shitty bastard. Though if you take it literally and not metaphorically then it would be Nurgle.
wind flicker
However do note that Tzeentch isn't the ONLY one of the chaos gods to engage in ...
slaanesh has never lied
plush mason
lmao
tawdry escarp
Khorne the least probably
plush mason
yeah khorne rarely lies
solemn cargo
If there is a chaos god that has never lied it would probably be Khorne
he just wants to beat your face in
plush mason
yeah
tawdry escarp
He's whole schtick is that he doesn't care if it's you bleeding or your enemy and he doesn't hide it
He's still fickle
If you don't spill blood in a way he approves, he'll abandon you
solemn cargo
Oh yeah but that could be considered breaking the deal on your part. By whatever standards Khorne has.
tawdry escarp
I suppose
You'll have to get used to us chattering on into tangents, blitz
It happens alot
cerulean wagon
if u mean corrupting horus, it was all 4
he was technically their chosen follower, kinda
(sleep failed, back temporarily)
tawdry escarp
The Champion of Chaos Undivided
rose thorn
If there is a chaos god that has never lied it would probably be Khorne
My favorite bit of lore of khorne is that the more and more you kill in his name the less and less humanity you have and the more of a machine you become.
But that’s kinda redundant as if you murder people for fun it doesn’t really matter
tawdry escarp
Khorne has no use for mercy, compassion, or any other emotion but rage and bloodlust
wind flicker
the losing your humanity part is kinda sophistic, you're just embracing a difference existance
dedicating yourself to the cause of being a huge slicey fiend
solemn cargo
Humans usually aren't a huge slicey fiend
cerulean wagon
If you want the lore on how it started, the first 3 horus heresy books cover that in depth
wind flicker
Humans usually aren't a huge slicey fiend
some are
rose thorn
Kharn does being up a good point that there’s a point of where you don’t even remember what the feel is or why you kill. Rarely ever is there a battle he actually remembers
cerulean wagon
idk
wind flicker
would you call mechanicus less human, or more human
solemn cargo
Less human
cerulean wagon
less human, wouldnt want to offend them
wind flicker
and youd be wrong 
cerulean wagon
mechanicus is a faction
cerulean wagon
Humans who devote themselves to worshipping tech as divine
because peope dont know how it works anymore
alpine ingot
We have all prayed for something to just work
wind flicker
machines work better if you're nice to them, its science
tawdry escarp
Alot of knowledge was lost during the Age of Strife
wind flicker
all engineers know this.
cerulean wagon
no, a set of galaxy wide cataclysms meant a lot of the information was lost
alpine ingot
Take a maintenance manual, now make that holy script
solemn cargo
You could call them more THAN human, as in qualitatively superior to human, but I would absolutely not refer to them as more human
cerulean wagon
basically its the equivilant of giving someone a spitfire and expecting them to know how to maintain it
no, why?
alpine ingot
They can repair but they do not understand why each and every parts importance only that it is required
tawdry escarp
They do try to learn
alpine ingot
The downside of STC's
solemn cargo
Okay how about you just read what IS there and go from there instead of trying to fit whatever square peg you're thinking of into a round hole you think is there.
tawdry escarp
It's alot of reverse engineering
cerulean wagon
Okay how about you just read what IS there and go from there instead of trying t...
this killed me lmao
solemn cargo
It sounds like you're trying to come up with something while doing the BAREST MINIMUM research
wind flicker
how does scp 42069 fit into warhammer lore
cerulean wagon
wat
solemn cargo
What raccoon thing
tawdry escarp
Don't confuse the poor kid, Alcy
cerulean wagon
wat
wind flicker
Don't confuse the poor kid, Alcy
tawdry escarp
I know nothing about SCP except that people keep lewding the skull wolf thing
cerulean wagon
scp is just bad creepy pasta stuff
wind flicker
scp is just bad creepy pasta stuff
yeah most of it is
tawdry escarp
I'll stick to barely knowing about wolf tiddies...can't believe I just typed that...
cerulean wagon
why did you type that
tawdry escarp
It sounded funnier in my head
cerulean wagon
lol
alpine ingot
Horus liked to take power naps on a warp fueled lazy boy
tawdry escarp
For AdMech
Deus Ex Machina is a pretty good descriptor for them
Not the literary tool mind you, but the literal translation
God in the Machine
They believe that repairing and maintaining machinery is a holy act so their devotion is religious and not so much mysticism that arcana implies
Techno-theocratic would probably be more appropriate
Yes
The Men of Iron
Robot rebellion
AI are considered heretical
Referred to as Abominable Intelligences
scenic bolt
its basically the dune butlerian jihad plot
wind flicker
sooo much of 40k is stolen from dune lol
scenic bolt
it's like 30% dune, 30% 2000ad, 30% other
wind flicker
did you not read what people said before, chaos has always existed through the emotions and souls of the living
mortal lance
?
tawdry escarp
This is established lore
wind flicker
are you ok
tawdry escarp
What are you, a tau?
Of course it exists
The eldar have fought the forces of Chaos since before humans rubbed two sticks together to create fire
mortal lance
What are you going on about
wind flicker
🥴 are you insinuating we believe this lore is truth
tawdry escarp
Okay now you're trolling
wind flicker
honestly its a good effort if anything
tawdry escarp
God I wish Skeledad were here to read this
wind flicker
if this isnt trolling you should probably get on some lithium
sir this is a video game lore channel
tawdry escarp
Like an unfinished door
plush mason
did anyone ever answer my question about the moon?
wind flicker
did anyone ever answer my question about the moon?
skaven did it
plush mason
lmao
wind flicker
🐀
plush mason
no i mean. who was living on the moon before the emperor sent those 3 legions to take it
solemn cargo
People
wind flicker
probably just rando human colonists
plush mason
lmao
tawdry escarp
There were colonies on the moon
solemn cargo
Moon techno barbarians, probably
tawdry escarp
They lost contact with Earth when everything dark in the Age of Strife
solemn cargo
If they needed space marines to deal with them
plush mason
lord the solar system had to be one weird place during that whole technobarbarian age
wind flicker
I wish warhammer had lore that wasnt redbubble or figs
tawdry escarp
Had to be re-subjugated
wind flicker
I want a foam powersword
solemn cargo
A power foamsword
tawdry escarp
Like robots do ya?
solemn cargo
Ok now you just sound like a schizo again
scenic bolt
return to frog
solemn cargo
Return of Ganon
wind flicker
please stop engaging the adhd riddled child
plush mason
so a nightmare image just popped into my head randomly and now all of you must share in my suffering. a Roboute Guilliman body pillow
wind flicker
ciaphus cain body pillow
solemn cargo
Not even in my top ten
wind flicker
celestine body pillow tho
tawdry escarp
Nurgle body pillow
plush mason
lords what have i done
tawdry escarp
Did you just quote 300?
solemn cargo
Is that what it is? I just assumed it was a 40k quote
wind flicker
least mentally broken 40k fan
solemn cargo
Not me
tawdry escarp
Even in Death, I Still Serve
solemn cargo
Even in death, you got served
tawdry escarp
solemn cargo
Yeah that one
royal vector
even in dept, i still serve
tawdry escarp
He's gone off the deep end
royal vector
oh god
solemn cargo
Okay if you have trouble distinguishing fiction and reality, seek professional help. That's all I'll say about that.
scenic bolt
its like watching louis wain in real time
wind flicker
this is why children need to be supervised online
royal vector
lol
tawdry escarp
Do you mean a simulation?
solemn cargo
You use the word simulacra like Francis E. Dec used the word frankenstein
That is not a flattering comparison
royal vector
mans just on another level
solemn cargo
Honest answer? Because I'm used to dealing with this shit and I have better communication skills than you.
The thing is, I can read between the lines and I can tell you can talk more or less like a normal person. You just keep saying this insane shit.
royal vector
its the internet headass
solemn cargo
If I ever talked like you for more than a minute I'd want to curbstomp myself with my head up my ass.
I don't even know how that works
royal vector
i do that ironically tho
solemn cargo
Not right now, but a couple of hours ago you were talking like an abuse victim with a lobotomy.
Short, terse, incomprehensible, and unresponsive.
See, you CAN be funny
Yeah you're so good you can maybe catch me off guard at 3AM after I've been up all night
No I'm going to bed actually
I didn't even notice this was still the lore channel or I would have stopped a while ago
alpine ingot
sir this is a video game lore channel
"sir, this is a Wendys" Immediately comes to mind
wind flicker
He is dead
scenic bolt
a belated purging
scenic bolt
get you some precog mods
tiny raven
whomst got the purging
cerulean wagon
blitzkrieg
barren tapir
Damn, they were here too... And still no messages remained
outer apex
alpine ingot
Ah I see Mr. Chaos is a lie tech boys are scheeming is gone
plush mason
well. cant say i didnt see this coming lol
plush mason
not that kind of krieg
also. i want to know what the actual fuck the colonists of krieg where smoking when they chose to name their new home "war"
namely due to the fact that for all intense and purposes krieg was a peaceful and profitable world
"a hive world that was almost a paradise world" is how it was described iirc
cerulean wagon
they probably dont know the origin of the word
or it has a new meaning
its been 38000 years after all
plush mason
likely true
gaunt vector
https://tenor.com/view/krieg-warhammer40000-gif-20755773
hueyhueyhuey shubel
spark zenith
I find it funny that the blood angels homeworld is called Baal
Who can also be interpreted as beelzebub
Who is the demon lord of flies
||(Also cute sharply dressed demon GF if you play helltaker)||
solemn cargo
I imagine some of GW's names are a coincidence just because it sounds cool, I don't think that one's a coincidence
spark zenith
The inquisition would go ape shit if they found out that they named a planet after a demon
crisp heath
That’s an understatement
spark zenith
But it would also be funny if Baal was a real demon, and one of his homies said “yo, we gonna attack this space marine homeworld you in? It’s called Baal-“ and he just dies
summer niche
hhe kinda does exist ish
you run into a daemon in eisenhorn called ||Cherubael||
hard not to see where the inspiration comes from
marsh grail
well no. a lot of telephone poles are 30 feet
Oh so the size of a hive tyrant?
plush mason
so was it the dark elves or the chaos dwarves that "made" the black orcs in fantasy?
tender igloo
so was it the dark elves or the chaos dwarves that "made" the black orcs in fant...
Chaos Dwarfs
plush mason
thanks
alpine otter
you run into a daemon in eisenhorn called ||Cherubael||
Who also goes by Bael
autumn panther
I know you need to be around 11 for surgeries and stuff to properly work, but is there any way a 20 something could become a space marine?
shadow plover
think so, at least when the primarchs were found their local warriors and such were space marinefied at an adult age
some were too old though
spark relic
Kor Phaeron is an example of someone who joined the legions but couldn't undergo surgery because of his age
He was modified and enhanced but nothing compared to an actual space marine
scenic bolt
to note this was all done when the emperor who developed the whole procedure was still alive and present, as opposed to current era which is generations removed from it
exempting the cawl ex machina shenanigans thats been going on in past eds
spark relic
Probably because they're a newly founded chapter that started with primaris and therefore do not have any firstborn within their ranks
Ultima Founding, meaning they were formed when Robute returned
They fought during the Plague Wars so if you find any books about that they might be in it
Indeed
They have a page in both the revised 8th Edition codex and in the 9th Edition one
alpine otter
Iron Hands/Imperial Fists mixture, I´m guessing
Haahah I swear at one point they all just blend in together, descriptions and all
shadow plover
Melta probably has the most destructive power although it isn't a round it fires but a heat beam of sorts I guess
final spruce
Melta most likely its safe but harder to use as its pretty low range
shadow plover
Watching the WH+ Votann loremasters part 1 video, pretty interesting
mentioned a larger necron conflict one subfaction has had
storm jungle
Shoutout to the Moses Dwarf on the back
shadow plover
he seems like a cool dude
they're not spiritual nor do they have a religion but the Votann (the big robot heads) are the closest thing to a higher being to worship and they keep the information about them pretty darn private
but they do have souls although well "shielded"
and chaos warp influence isn't unheard of
but rare
shadow plover
yeah exactly, plasma are more powerful but unstable and more rare
final spruce
Also higher ROT
marsh grail
In space marine was it just not something the writers thought of or was there an actual reason the Titan and it’s crew followed Titus’ orders? The titans work for the mechanicus and don’t do what space marines say. Did he simply reason with them so it was their decision? Destroying the spire was considered heresy.
storm jungle
The spire was literally keeping a giant daemonic portal open for more chaos forces to pass through
crisp heath
was either the spire or the planet
marsh grail
True but when he told them to destroy it they did object
You know how unreasonable the mechanicus can be
storm jungle
I mean they can literally see its a massive demon portal
crisp heath
I'm pretty sure that operator got a lot of shit for destroying the spire
storm jungle
They still complied knowing what would happen otherwise
storm jungle
So doesn’t really matter
marsh grail
Then again princeps are so obscenely rare they can probably get away with murder with little more than a chewing out.
They are considered more valuable than the titans they command.
crisp heath
heresy
marsh grail
There’s what 1 in 1,000,000 people capable of merging with a Titan?
Might be 10,000,000
crisp heath
I guess that nothing too harsh happened to him
marsh grail
He may have been put in the amniotic tank as punishment. Provided they weren’t already in one.
crisp heath
shipped to atoma prime
marsh grail
It would’ve made more sense if it was the mechanicus branding Titus as a heretic then it was for the space marines. He committed far more tech related heresy than codex defiance.
So perhaps it was a combination of the two pushing for it
When Titus is being called a heretic it’s easier to give the extremely valuable princep more leeway.
wind flicker
Titus in darktide
marsh grail
Unfortunately space marine isn’t cannon because he was actually a Chad ultra marine. Something that is mutually exclusive.
storm jungle
Then again princeps are so obscenely rare they can probably get away with murder...
Orbital spires can be rebuilt
A forge-world cannot
so yeah hes fine
dont overthink it
marsh grail
Oh right.
STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE!
I forgot
That was such a great opening
Basically meant the planets value was essential to the imperium’s survival.
distant parcel
eh i dont think it was much of a great opening
it pretty much just raw dogged the player into the lore with 0 context of what anything means
i think it went past most players heads who didnt know about 40k already
storm jungle
Its a pretty great opening either way
doesnt really matter if you know 40k or not, it tells you mostly all you need to really know
marsh grail
it pretty much just raw dogged the player into the lore with 0 context of what a...
I knew basically no lore when I first played it and it made enough sense to me. That was the game that made me look up the lore. Before that I only knew bits and pieces from people playing 40k at the other tables while we played fantasy.
alpine otter
Spehss Mehreen was a good game 🙂
Okay so I´m wondering, what´s gonna happen
Is the God-Emperor different than the actual Emps? Is that storyline gonna get explored?
Is the universe going to ¨freeze¨ again until the end of recorded history again so the status quo is set for the tabletop to work?
Are they gonna get books out then re-release them 2 years later and tell you ¨yeah buddy sorry but you gotta rebuy to read the total of 4-5 pages of different content¨ a la Plague Wars and iirc Siege of Baal? (I don´t know if it´s really so little as some basic changes and I ain´t reading them to find out)
I´m especially butthurt about that and regret buying the books like a schmuck.
alpine ingot
God Emperor and the Emperor has been a vague topic left to the individual from my views of the lore to decide. Honestly... I don't know if I want a definite answer to that question.
As for the setting; expect no great losses for any one side, if anything expect the more power chaos builds will equate to the Imperium gaining more power to defend against it, this is why people believe more loyalist primarch will return (my money is on the Khan and the Lion first of all, and russ will be the last to ever come back), any power gained for Xenos factions will be due to the fact they need to seem relevant compared to the Imperium and Chaos factions growth.
storm jungle
Is the universe going to ¨freeze¨ again until the end of recorded history again ...
Mostly this
the plot aint moving because we gotta sell toys
plush mason
that all this whole plot and lore exists for at the end of the day
alpine otter
So same thing as like at least a year ago. Gotcha.
storm jungle
Yep
alpine otter
that all this whole plot and lore exists for at the end of the day
I´m fairly certain a lot of revenue comes from Black Library sales
storm jungle
Thats sadly not the case
alpine ingot
Hence why I said seem
storm jungle
a lot of the authors have said the books make nowhere enough sales like the minis do
💀
plush mason
oof
storm jungle
since novels for the most part are like an appetiser, they are fronts to make you hype and go buy minis
alpine otter
God Emperor and the Emperor has been a vague topic left to the individual from ...
Well the Tau can kill Titans now using their most basic vehicles and some MacGyvering, so that doesn´t seem quite fair.
Other than ¨just stop sending titans¨
plush mason
since novels for the most part are like an appetiser, they are fronts to make yo...
so they are the gateways to the plastic crack addiction
alpine otter
so they are the gateways to the plastic crack addiction
Yes.
alpine ingot
A book can cost maybe 30 bucks a tank can cost you about 90.
storm jungle
so they are the gateways to the plastic crack addiction
alpine ingot
The Tau are also nowhere near as massive of a galactic entity that the Imperium is.
The Imperium can just keep sending more shit in until the Tau are buried or burned out. But that is never going to happen.
It makes no sense to kill the Tau off.
tired umbra
The Tau will eventually become a BIG fucking problem for everyone involved. The speed in which they are upgrading and developing is insane.
distant parcel
I mean if they get really focused by any of the larger powers they are done for
final spruce
so they are the gateways to the plastic crack addiction
That and overpriced competitive book updates
Since minis + rulebooks make the most bucks for GW
Which is why their app isnt free , you still have to pay your codex to have access for your army and the app is overpriced
distant parcel
Physical rulebooks have basically been made obsolete by gws own strategy of constant balance changes, FAQs, points changes and secondaries
A few months after it comes out you can't trust a rulebook to be accurate
At this point they should leave blank spaces in the books for players to write in with pen any changes as they happen
vapid tiger
I´m fairly certain a lot of revenue comes from Black Library sales
Annual revenue reports say otherwise
Minis make the most money
royalties are in second
BL is in last
barren tapir
At this point they should leave blank spaces in the books for players to write i...
This is actually a nice idea, too bad that GW would find a way to screw it up more than we can even imagine
final spruce
Physical rulebooks have basically been made obsolete by gws own strategy of cons...
I mean that's the point, so if you play competitive you have to buy the new rule balance or Armoury book every month or so
vapid tiger
^
They want them to be obsolete
So that you keep buying them
That's why codices exist
alpine otter
Annual revenue reports say otherwise
Okay then I'm wrong 😭
alpine otter
The Tau will eventually become a BIG fucking problem for everyone involved. The ...
Too bad that the universe is stuck in time for forever always
alpine otter
The Imperium can just keep sending more shit in until the Tau are buried or burn...
Precisely
final spruce
The Tau will eventually become a BIG fucking problem for everyone involved. The ...
I mean now its a bit iffy since the lore now says that the Tau's biggest technological advances like Ion and Rail weapons was a technology they acquired by trading with the LoV
barren tapir
I mean, ion was always a tech they got via trade, and rail was always a tech they developed after retro engineering imperial ceramic plating, nothing new there
final spruce
Kind of gives them less merit sadly
barren tapir
Which they never had regarding those two tech
Now, the pulse rifle is something they actually developed
Rail Weaponry first appeared in widespread Fire Caste use sometime during the First Sphere of Expansion. Early Tau rail weapons required substantial shielding in order to avoid flooding their Hammerhead and Battlesuit pilots with radiation. These shields were inevitable formed from super-dense metal alloys and contributed greatly to the size of the weapon. Progress on fixing this flaw was slow for many years as the Earth Caste tried to improve the design and create an infantry-portable weapon. The breakthrough finally came during the Second Sphere of Expansion when the Tau reverse-engineered Imperial ceramic shielding technology
vapid tiger
Too bad that the universe is stuck in time for forever always
Good
We move it forward too far and we get into territory where fanboys start freaking out and expecting emprah to return and just kick ass and take names
And getting upset when this does not occur
Already happening btw
alpine otter
Good
We move it forward too far and we get into territory where fanboys start f...
But that´s the whole shtick of it, eh?
Is Emprah the same as God-Emprah-In-Da-Worp
vapid tiger
We know not
alpine otter
Already happening btw
I mean, look at everything, we had Order Demons popping up on Vraks like it´s Candlemas morning
vapid tiger
But some people would certainly like to see 40k become significantly worse
alpine otter
This should be a foreboding sign that something is happening
vapid tiger
I mean, look at everything, we had Order Demons popping up on Vraks like it´s Ca...
I meant like
Fanboys getting upset
alpine otter
I meant like
Fanboys getting upset
Well they can suck on nuts; not the healthy kind
atomic pelican
Best outcome is the emperor returns and is immediately BTFO'd by Ghaz since Horus isnt there to save him
Just fucking piledrived
Oh my god, Its Thrakka with the steel chair!
alpine otter
Best outcome is the emperor returns and is immediately BTFO'd by Ghaz since Horu...
Ghaz got killed by Primaris Sgt number 1237281973
And then was like ¨BUT AKTUGHUASDLY IM ALIVE¨
vapid tiger
I mean, look at everything, we had Order Demons popping up on Vraks like it´s Ca...
Wait sauce
I don't remember this happening during the siege of vraks
alpine otter
They´re risking Ghaz becoming the other Avatar of Kain
vapid tiger
They´re risking Ghaz becoming the other Avatar of Kain
Everything is an avatar of khaine nowadays
alpine otter
I don't remember this happening during the siege of vraks
I also remember there being OFFICIAL art about this. Could be very well wrong.
Yellow angel-like being or some shit.
I got no sauce ready I just read it somewhere like over a year ago
vapid tiger
Huh could be fanart because lorewise the siege of vraks ended before the 13th black crusade
alpine otter
Everything is an avatar of khaine nowadays
Ah that´s right, Khaine.
Kain is the Legacy of Kain vampire; cool dude.
vapid tiger
Like vraks is just an abandoned dead world in the modern 40k timeline
That's the point of the battle
Imperium spent 14 years to win back an armory world. War expended the armory. Entire conflict was pointless and only made chaos stronger
alpine otter
Huh could be fanart because lorewise the siege of vraks ended before the 13th bl...
Still inspired by the actual stuff; legit look for this and let me know cause now I´m also intrigued cause I thought it was common knowledge
Also please understand that by Order Demons I mean apparitions brought forth by God-Emps
vapid tiger
idk maybe ur thinking of the macharius art
Where macharius is depicted as an angel (he wasn't) but that's not siege of vraks
alpine otter
Nononoono
alpine otter
It was specifically Vraks mateiral
alpine otter
guh
GOD WHAT
Okay!
@vapid tiger Im mistaken and probably thinking of
One recorded instance of this is the Miracle of the Saint’s Wall on the besieged world of Benediction, in which a golden procession of spirits and light held back the onrushing tide of Chaos.
Other incidents included manifestations of golden eagles and other phenomena, described as something new and not before seen. While the Emperor has always seen fit to grace His subjects with miracles (or it may be that the acts of rogue Psykers have been mistaken for miracles), these new incidents seem to be of a different breed.
Apparently the revised Plague Wars and Siege of Baal novels hint at Emps stirring
https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2021/01/warhammer-40k-the-emperor-awakens.html
alpine otter
I think of it as escalating rather than just more obvious
But that's the thing - is it GOING somewhere or is it just hype and a plot device to level up Imperium so that Chaos doesn't realistically wipe its ass with it
vapid tiger
I do personally believe we'd be better off with a sort of 40k reset that made it a more modernized form of the original rogue trader since that preserves everything most people actually like about 40k while getting rid of the uh
more questionable things that have developed
I think the literal God-Emperor thing works way better in fantasy since sigmar is actually cool whereas the emperor has always been kind of pathetic in my mind
But that's just my opinion
alpine otter
The Emperor as an idea would´ve worked if he wasn´t written by a simple human, and y´know, a super-duper shmort godlike being.
vapid tiger
Like the whole "emperor protects" thing I never viewed as badass and moreso as psychotic and dystopian
Like when the orks in the space marine game are bearing down on Gaia and there's audio logs of people dying while the intercom is just like "ah yes the emperor protects praise him keep working"
But it's nowadays like "oh yeah the emperor is cool and badass he really does protect wow wee"
It's like the dark humor was taken at face value by somebody and that somebody started working at gw
Like poe's law but 40k
alpine otter
Like the whole "emperor protects" thing I never viewed as badass and moreso as p...
But that´s the point, that it´s psychotic and dystopian.
vapid tiger
The Emperor as an idea would´ve worked if he wasn´t written by a simple human, a...
Well I mean like
The emperor failed
He ate shit and died and got interred in the vegetable machine of life that requires a thousand sacrifices per day to keep running to keep the warp lighthouse running
His vision ended up becoming a dystopian nightmare and there's a lot of dramatic irony there even in a setting as pulpy as 40k
It's pulpy and grim and dark
And kind of funny
alpine otter
Well I mean like
The emperor failed
He ate shit and died and got interred in t...
Emps failed because the Real Gods willed him to fail.
For the sake of tragedy and grimdarkness.
vapid tiger
But "oh yeah the emperor IS actually a god and he can somehow salvage this mess" doesn't scream "grim and dark" it screams
Heroic fantasy in space
Which is not 40k
It's just not
vapid tiger
It originally was but nowadays it seems that the writers disagree on that
Possibly for marketing purposes who knows
alpine otter
Im just bothered that even normal humans find his shit stupid, when he´s supposed to be a human times a thousand
wind flicker
the only way anything interesting comes out of the setting is if emp dies or resurrects as a totally mortal person
vapid tiger
Emps failed because the Real Gods willed him to fail.
Yes but actually no
To make it tragic the emperor needs to be tragically flawed and that needs to be the main reason
alpine otter
It originally was but nowadays it seems that the writers disagree on that
Possi...
Could be that you´re right
vapid tiger
Which it is
vapid tiger
the only way anything interesting comes out of the setting is if emp dies or res...
I agree that this is the only solution now
Someone legit recommended "khorne should manifest and slice terra in half" and I'm like
Yeah
That would fit 40k, just undo all the progress guilliman has made, bamboozle the audience
Or have the emperor do the starchild shit, but suddenly loses godhood in the process
Simply becoming another guardsman who is also a psyker and claims to be the emperor
Or something
That sounds interesting
alpine otter
Y e s
barren tapir
Emps failed because the Real Gods willed him to fail.
For real gods you mean GW right?
vapid tiger
I mean my preference would be for 40k to simply have an end because it's not really a modern setting
It's not made to be some dynamic every changing plotline story thing
Age of Sigmar was designed from the ground up for that, whereas 40k has been roughly converted into it and it's much more boring when it comes to its new "metaplot" than aos
40k feels like it'd be better off if they decided to give it a beginning, middle and end
Kind of like star wars
wind flicker
emp revives to newspaper the tyranid fleet and then dies
atomic pelican
Most likely tyranid ending
Either that or Dante asspulls more powers and just super smites the entire hivemind
vapid tiger
Like
Beginning: horus heresy
Middle: 40k
End: The imperium burns, maybe humanity survives to build something better, but the gods have definitely won in some fashion
Big pulpy space gothic tragedy
and then just give little stories set in the midst of that
That's what people have latched onto believe it or not
Armageddon, Vraks, Cadia, etc
They were all just little stories
No metaplot to care about just a timeline
Feels better suited to 40k's dystopian "there are no heroes" vibe
If there are no heroes, why should I give a shit about whatever the fuck guilliman is doing
Why should I care about "the story" when there is no hero's journey to follow
There is no plot structure
Just a setting with history
There a difference between a space fantasy history textbook (lore) and an actual story
Even fucking all tommorows has a plot structure compared to 40k
Maybe it's just because I'm an english teacher but I don't understand the hype around "the story"
The Horus Heresy "story" is only good in tiny chunks that have their own character arcs, otherwise it is just lore
lore is just trivia
worldbuilding
It's cool yes but it's not some grand story
40k is moreso a collection of stories
Not a unified one
So there's no need to focus on some metaplot about...what? The Emperor returning? Guilliman...surviving? The ynnari....existing? Cawl possibly closing the rift? Who fucking cares when the setting this is attached to never had any of this shit to begin with to get people interested?
It's tacked on
Now, if you tell me the smaller scale, personal pulpy character-driven story of talos the night lord and his cronies then I'm certainly interested in that but some metaplot? Fuck off
Especially one that manages to bounce between capeshit-in-40k, beating up the eldar and sounding disturbingly close to something the national alliance would publish sometimes
alpine otter
It's cool yes but it's not some grand story
Top 10 Saddest Moments in Anime
alpine otter
@vapid tiger
toxic forge
@vapid tiger It may simply be that 40k has too much shakespearian complexity for you. Perhaps move on back to disney star wars? It may be more your speed, given that you sound brain damaged
storm jungle
<@213314105052758026> It may simply be that 40k has too much shakespearian compl...
None of that.
watch the tone
vapid tiger
yo wtf
vapid tiger
<@213314105052758026> It may simply be that 40k has too much shakespearian compl...
are you about to claim that the star wars prequels are "shakespearian" because they're about as "shakespearian" as 40k
cause they're not and you sound like you're using big words to sound smart
and i teach english
mortal lance
To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand 40k 😤
vapid tiger
justin roiland 40k
toxic forge
None of that.
Sorry.
toxic forge
They have problems
Henry cavill has problems?
toxic forge
are you about to claim that the star wars prequels are "shakespearian" because t...
Ohhhhh.
OOOOOOHHHHHH YOU DIDN'T
You claim to be a star wars fan but hate the prequels?
toxic forge
So.
You literally teach shakespeare but do not understand modern shakespeare
typical age of shitmar fan
mortal lance
And they hate aos
atomic pelican
Henry Cavill we did it reddit!!!
mortal lance
smh
toxic forge
Typical english teacher, really, given that you always seem to misinterpret things in favor of trying to find hidden messages in what are blatantly simple and fun things!
atomic pelican
Apex Redditor
toxic forge
🤓
vapid tiger
superduper you sound like a teenager I'm ngl
like shakespeare's fucking dead dude
there is no modern shakespeare
star wars prequels just have really wordy dialogue but none of the character dynamics or FUN shakespeare has, you just find the prequels cool and want to defend thinking that through pretending you are smart
I think the clone wars are a fucking awesome setting but the actual prequels are like
Terrible
Clone wars as a show is proof that it works well as a setting
Just that lucas is a shit director
primal tide
whoa bud that is a lot of words to expect a custode fan to be capable of reading
toxic forge
Funny that you claim to be an english teacher yet I'm sure that if your students typed like that you'd give them bad grades
peak hamlet
Average custodes stan
vapid tiger
yeah
i am on discord
not writing a fucking essay
In fact wait a minute
Are you in high school my guy?
You should be in school.
Like, on the bus
atomic pelican
I think only a teenager would moan that much about english teachers
solar sedge
Typical english teacher, really, given that you always seem to misinterpret thin...
English teachers do this to teach you the media literacy, whether or not the curtains being blue means the author is attempting to create a sad atmosphere or something is irrelevant because the point of thinking about it in the first place is teaching yourself to interpret the authors intentions
mortal lance
Oh geez
turbid flower
primal tide
guys he said sigmarxist as an epithet
do you think he hates gay people too?
toxic forge
English teachers do this to teach you the media literacy, whether or not the cur...
Cool spaceman is cool spaceman. There is no hidden meaning behind it being secretly satire or secretly a critique of hitler or something
wind flicker
this is a catholic server
toxic forge
"Hidden messages"
turbid flower
he prob doesnt believe all the warhammer spacemarines are gay for eachother
turbid flower
nah totally are 100%
primal tide
he prob doesnt believe all the warhammer spacemarines are gay for eachother
enjoying their flights thru the warp in their gothic space bathhouses
solar sedge
Secretly satire?
vapid tiger
you just lack reading comprehension
solar sedge
It's very blatant
turbid flower
enjoying their flights thru the warp in their gothic space bathhouses
Exactly
vapid tiger
Study.
Study your skillset
If you have an IEP, use it to your advantage, use that extra time to understand, ask your teacher for tutoring after school
I will gladly assist
alpine otter
What did I come to
toxic forge
Oh, you want to prey on children after school???
alpine otter
<@213314105052758026> It may simply be that 40k has too much shakespearian compl...
3 words int othat message and you're either a troll or just.... fuck off
okay it's a troll
solar sedge
Oh, you want to prey on children after school???
alpine otter
I said enough.
He literally just joined and is stirring shit.
storm jungle
He literally just joined and is stirring shit.
I know, I'm trying not to be your usual discord admin but lol
solar sedge
I'd say it's more than fair in this circumstance
mortal lance
It's okay
alpine otter
I know, I'm trying not to be your usual discord admin but lol
Heavily appreciated, now that you mention it.
toxic forge
Yeah?
peak hamlet
they aren't
Proof?
toxic forge
I said enough.
Sorry
alpine otter
I know, I'm trying not to be your usual discord admin but lol
PROCEEDS TO BLAM HIM
toxic forge
I'll take it to pms
alpine otter
Okay she didn´t blam him
storm jungle
Yeah I haven't yet
alpine otter
Dude deelted all his messages AHAHHAAHAHA I CAN´T MY CHEEKS HURT
storm jungle
lmao
alpine otter
I'll take it to pms
No don´t harass people via pms that´s horrible
primal tide
least wimpy custode fan
alpine otter
I´m choking +
turbid flower
barren tapir
What the hell i return to in this hallowed lore channel?!?!?
storm jungle
Custodes Fan.
storm jungle
You are the one causing a ruckus for no reason.
barren tapir
And a very serious Dilara... Never thought to see the day that Dilara would have been deadly serious
storm jungle
Be glad I didnt put you in time out or even give you a slap on the wrist.
If it was any other mod though lol
but yeah don't go around saying random shit like another user stalking kids after school yeah?
barren tapir
Not appreciative of this
I mean, you talked about things being simple, i think it is quite simple that you weren't really appreciative to others in the first place
mortal lance
Oh geez
storm jungle
GOD.
peak hamlet
Jesus fucking christ
atomic pelican
Least racist custodes fan
toxic forge
THAT'S FAKE
mortal lance
Really loves the n word
toxic forge
THAT'S OBVIOUSLY DOCTORED
solar sedge
Good lord
peak hamlet
THAT'S FAKE
Lmfao
mortal lance
A true space marine fan
vapid tiger
Certified bruh moment
turbid flower
Fkn knew it was gonna be a ban tonight
barren tapir
Lets be honest, not even custodes would like such people
turbid flower
Custodes would despise em
mortal lance
I understand why they don't like aos
vapid tiger
Average 40k fan
barren tapir
Especially since custodes are quite friendly to all humans
solar sedge
Average English lit disliker
vapid tiger
Oh I read his general shit
"I am more of a history guy"
Always this shit
they never actually know history anyway
or realize that language arts and history are intertwined
tidal flax
So is this ban 167?
wind flicker
least annoying custodes fan
vapid tiger
Quick, two people say racial slurs so we can get to funny number
barren tapir
I have to do a praise to Dilara, she actually did a light ban, in the sense that the messages are still here, so we can understand what happened instead of seeing people just talking to someone that is not here anymore
tidal flax
Just gotta find the 2 black templar fans
tidal flax
Oh
vapid tiger
CUSTODE GUY RUINED IT???
plucky moth
yeah
vapid tiger
shit
tidal flax
plucky moth
custodes moment
vapid tiger
well he was funny tho he messaged me
he was like "okay can't be racist here so maybe dms"
tidal flax
God there's gonna be so many awful people once the game releases
turbid flower
oh 100%
vapid tiger
yep
turbid flower
i hope the ingame report system will be good
barren tapir
God there's gonna be so many awful people once the game releases <:Guarded:97224...
Look back at the old days
What do you mean once the game release?
They were already present sadly
tidal flax
Yea unfortunately true
alpine otter
Custodes Fan.
AHAHAHAHA
vapid tiger
"Yo 40k should be REAL LIFE" type of folks
alpine otter
This is harassment right
It is
vapid tiger
you should have seen it
alpine otter
"Yo 40k should be REAL LIFE" type of folks
Buncha fucking clowns
vapid tiger
The screenshot
solar sedge
The moment he realised he fucked up
vapid tiger
Alcy is dming me this is harassment right
alpine otter
he was like "okay can't be racist here so maybe dms"
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT
alpine otter
@toxic forge he's still here
alpine otter
Why acn I tag him then
alpine otter
Why are his chats here
barren tapir
Super powers?
alpine otter
Skill issue
And you're lacking the skill LEL
storm jungle
Why are his chats here
Hm, let me see
vapid tiger
Dilara keep the messages
storm jungle
Too late lol
vapid tiger
He did mention "go back to star wars"
Star wars legion is imo the better wargame tbf
Though the models can be worse
atomic pelican
I think it depends
The first gen releases can be a bit chunky
But the Clone Wars stuff is all p good
alpine otter
Hm, let me see
Hey you did give him a lot of goddamn warnings
atomic pelican
And of the original stuff, really only old Luke is ugly IMO
alpine otter
No one can ask for more
atomic pelican
And now theres operative luke who looks fine
alpine otter
"please dont be racist"
sorry no that´s way too hard
alpine otter
says the n slur 9 times in a row
LFUCKING MAO
vapid tiger
Old luke may need a helmet conversion
vapid tiger
And of the original stuff, really only old Luke is ugly IMO
Yeah
Airspeeder is a beaut
Despite being one of the first heavies
vapid tiger
Yeah uh
I want to get the speeder truck and uh
Throw wookies in it
Have them jump out and maul shit
But I also need the echo base box
Cause that's a good deal
Four rebel vet units, leia, chewie, r2 and c3po with 2 taun taun units and an fd cannon
For 150 dollar
atomic pelican
Legion in general is rlly well priced
vapid tiger
Yup
alpine otter
So uhhh Hammer of War amirite folx
alpine ingot
... I swear it is always when I am busy doing shit that the dumb shit happens lol.
and without fail... it's another Pro Imperium "fan" that gets booted to the curb
alpine otter
and without fail... it's another Pro Imperium "fan" that gets booted to the curb
Fucking 14-year-old Custodes fan talking about how @vapid tiger doesn't "understand the nuances of teh fortay-kay eeyooneverse¨
He was a troll though
Not someone serious
alpine otter
Fucking 14-year-old Custodes fan talking about how <@213314105052758026> doesn't...
It's just fun to believe they're real
alpine ingot
Just reading his name alone was a giant flag telling me that bit about him lol
alpine otter
:3