40k-minis-and-armies

[crisp forge]

god i hate 40k

[sour hill]

[placid kernel]

I got cool skeletons now in AoS, don't need to worry about any space marines there

[dusky mango]

that looks cool. I know I'm one of the only ones but I'm hyped to see what it is

[crisp forge]

Its a space marine so yeh

[crisp forge]

Hey will we ever get the leftenant equilavent mini from any other faction GW

Necrons?

Tau?

Eldar?

Chaos?

yeah guess not

[verbal sapphire]

Trchnically CSM have one

The Exalted Champion

[crisp forge]

Oh yeah badly worded

i meant as in like

more frequently on random occassions

[verbal sapphire]

Same with the Necron Royal Warden

Oh

Yes

Sorry dilly, you'll buy your space marine and like it

[crisp forge]

Yeee im aware other factions get them but Marines get like 4-6 a year on unspecified reveals

[crisp forge]

NOOO

[sour hill]

Go ahead. Convert the space marine lieutenants into an Eldar equivalent. 😎

[verbal sapphire]

[lapis tundra]

I for one look foward for the new marine mini 😎
Yes any xenos mini would have been better but that doest mean i cant like new imperium minis (unless it looks fucking awful)

[bold copper]

as long as it looks cool i'm happy despite my fatigue

[verbal sapphire]

I for one can like a mini but not look forward to it 😎

[lapis tundra]

Dis

[bold copper]

repost to scare @crisp forge

[verbal sapphire]

awful

[lapis tundra]

I think i just threw up a little

[urban harbor]

mario cart in 40k

[green cave]

I got russ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[urban harbor]

"deploy the banana peal brother"

[bold copper]

i unironically love this stupid go-kart

[urban harbor]

my first reaction to it as a nid fan. meals on wheels

[feral ingot]

If 40k ever got a Double Dash game I hope it’s called Orkart

[quaint halo]

Lol

There was almost a Ork Kart racer

Based on Gorka'Morka

[compact umbra]

mariork cart

[hoary ermine]

primaris captain is my assumption

considering the; clearly wrist bolter/weapon, huge ass chainsword, iron halo, servo skull

[proper canopy]

It's probably Pedro Kantor redone

[hoary ermine]

who?>

[verbal sapphire]

Chapter Master of the Crimson Fists

[crisp forge]

Crimson Who?

[hoary ermine]

ah

the blue and red

mostly blue

[verbal sapphire]

Pretty dope chapter

Ngl

One of the cooler fist successors

[hoary ermine]

I want to write about my thousand sons and world eater sappy love story, yaknow the one ive shown you guys

The world eater whose armor is inhabited by the soul of his partner

[feral ingot]

Go on

[hoary ermine]

Just the buildup, the gifts they send eachother

The eventual reunion and then the flesh change spell error

And then a timeskip to the world eater standing before the black library

Will he be physically reunited with his partner?

idontknowdoyou?

[feral ingot]

love can indeed bloom it seems

[hoary ermine]

What happened is for setup, which i do have down in notes

The world eater gets stationed on an orbital of prospero, told to keep guard and hold relationships with the thousand sons at least bearable, here he learns more about psykers than he thought hed be interested in

Then, when one sorcerer turns and has to be put down, he goes to investigate during the mess to see what its all about, and morbid interest gets the better of him

he requests leave by the platform commander and is granted, makes his way to the library and finds a sorcerer who is more than happy to explain everything

Thereon it just kinda goes

hes returned to the fleet but keeps up direct communications as much as he can before finally being able to go back where they Go and have an intimate discussion

[feral ingot]

I just can't help but think it's like a weird highschool scenario, force oil and water to to like eachother as it were

[hoary ermine]

yes and no lmao

[feral ingot]

I mean then again most romcoms are literally based on the whole oil and water thing

[hoary ermine]

world eaters without the nails were very brotherly

Extremely so actually

[feral ingot]

Oh that

Gotcha

[hoary ermine]

Salamanders had a rival in how humane the warhounds were to eachother before the nails

And im really aching to write out them fighting side by side

[feral ingot]

I mean if anything the dynamic is already there

It just needs something to be done with it

[hoary ermine]

Oh definitely

queue the giant sorcerer hand that throws a raging world eater

[feral ingot]

Reminds of when Khorne threw Skarbrand

Good times

[hoary ermine]

LMAO

im thinking of putting the sorcerer in the cult of Pavoni

body chemistry morphers

light dabbling in Raptora

(psychic telekinesi)

[crisp forge]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/12/20/this-gravis-armoured-captain-is-ready-to-fight-his-way-through-the-christmas-shopping-queues/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/922489779914936340/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/922489830531792967/image0.jpg

damn

another random space marine model i dont give a shit about

[quaint halo]

Gotta keep pumping out those marines

Already got a Gravis captain thanks

[lapis tundra]

Dont fault the marines, they didnt ask for this. Fault james

[bold copper]

I'm ok with it as it's just a replacement for the dark imperium gravis captain

[crisp forge]

yeah this guy feels like he only exists to be stripped for parts

which i dont mind 👁️

[green cave]

Kek

SM deserve plasma applied to their faces

[bold copper]

He exists to plug the hole where they have rules for him but no model to sell

[crisp forge]

Warhammer Moment™️

[lapis tundra]

Yush exactly

Looks a lot better than the dark imperium one

Kinda feels like the gsc abberants, existed in a box set and got their own kit years later

[quaint halo]

Except they had the Kill Team Gravis captain

[lapis tundra]

Hes a different mini tho

Different rules and all

This one got bolterfist, the other one got a rifle

[crisp forge]

a big difference clearly

👁️

[lapis tundra]

Dilly i kill u 🤬

[dusk hill]

Marines are all the same

[lapis tundra]

Have fun sculpting a bolterfist; 🤬

[dusk hill]

And before you ask Yes I am racist

[green cave]

Not if i have something to say about it!

[lapis tundra]

Noooo

[lapis tundra]

You first then, dilly second

[green cave]

You can try... But this armour of studded leather is impenetrable to your attacks, better than plate i would say!

[median pumice]

Pew

[quaint halo]

[edgy cipher]

Seems like it wasn't posted here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601926113958166538/922479529111457842/qrxOMvHHZFSSlXLH.png

Here ya go lads and lasses

More shitty quotes

[green cave]

Ghostly dirge be sung? Wat?!

This must be an eldar prophecy, it is just gibberish

[crisp forge]

look

they gotta stretch out these rumor engines somehow

shitty filters it is

[green cave]

What if i don't want to?

[edgy cipher]

Actually it seems to have a special background

Looks like fire in a cage of sorts

[hoary ermine]

SEE I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

PRIMARIS CAPTAIN IN GRAVIS ARMOR

[edgy cipher]

I think that's now the 4th captain in Gravis armour

[hoary ermine]

This is the first solo release right?

others have been in discontinued boxies?

[lapis tundra]

The rifle one is still available individually iirc

[hoary ermine]

Oh wait theres 1 yeah

i hate that

every captain model has its armor class declared

except for 1 which just says ''with master crafted Bolt rifle''

Okay the model change is nice tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329719332517052426/922509017400623184/99070101048_SMCaptainMasterCraftedBoltRifleLead.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/922489779914936340/image0.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/922489830531792967/image0.jpg

Like

[edgy cipher]

There is also another one with power fist and a very old one that was used as placeholder

[hoary ermine]

you mean the boxed game one

[edgy cipher]

Possibily I need to check

[hoary ermine]

im talking about solo releases atm

Theres also tor Garadon and the techmarine iron father

[sour hill]

Gravis is shit.

I hate these figures.

[lapis tundra]

I like these lads

[edgy cipher]

It's essentially a better remake of this miniature

[lapis tundra]

https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120101288_SMHeavyIntercessorsLead.jpg

[edgy cipher]

Oh, the heavy intercessors

[sour hill]

Ice cream scooper headass Captain.

[lapis tundra]

Nooo

[edgy cipher]

His head does look like a butt-cheek your right

[lapis tundra]

That aside tho, i dig em

Big man in big armour with big gun 🙏

[placid kernel]

oooh the big rifle looks sick

[edgy cipher]

Heavy assault bolter

[edgy cipher]

Too bad, buy our product.
Consoom right this instant

[green cave]

Well... This is shit

[sour hill]

2 SCOOPS FOR ME, BROTHER.

[lapis tundra]

🤬

Ngl tho, the thing i heavily dislike about them are the lower legs

And feet

[sour hill]

It's just such a shame. Like. Gravis is almost perfect.

It's so close to Terminator 2.0 armour.

But then this.

😔

[lapis tundra]

I like their bellies tho

[edgy cipher]

Its essentially techy Terminator armour

I mean Tacticool

[lapis tundra]

With awful legs

And feet

Terrible

[sour hill]

Poopoo.

[edgy cipher]

Looking at what GW does with recent termi armour, puts Gravis back in its place

[lapis tundra]

Yuck

[placid kernel]

is that half gun half flamer lol

[lapis tundra]

Older termies my beloved

[edgy cipher]

Its a combi storm bolter ye

[lapis tundra]

Painted version found

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nClWPKP0-e4/So6--SZwUmI/AAAAAAAAAcY/iEKTI1IfNiA/s280/m420408a_xx010699001_SHDeino_873x627.jpg

Love him

[edgy cipher]

Looks good indeed

[lapis tundra]

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nClWPKP0-e4/SorjkovNX0I/AAAAAAAAAbo/I3gFKszi6uI/s280/m420031a_xx010699001_SHGoriel_873x627.jpg

🙏

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nClWPKP0-e4/SorjiwM-a9I/AAAAAAAAAbI/DI6pos0vBMg/s280/m410468a_xx010699001_SHLorenzo_873x627.jpg

[lapis tundra]

Luv space hulk

[lapis tundra]

Remove the feet

Otherwise sick af

[sour hill]

Yeah. The feet with the double foot shielding or whatever.

Just make the shin plate larger to cover the boot.

And GG.

[lapis tundra]

And its like super high to add height to the mini?

[sour hill]

Terminator helmets and behind the head carapace are so sick.

[lapis tundra]

Also im really not a huge fan of the slighly hourglass shape the lower leg plates have going on

[lapis tundra]

Yus!!

[crisp forge]

yooo

nekko terminator

🐱

[lapis tundra]

Oh god cant unsee now

[crisp forge]

yeah this guy got memed to death with nekko stuff when he got released lmao

[bold copper]

Cursed city is coming back

[crisp forge]

What do you mean

it was always there

nothing ever happened

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-no-war-in-ba-sing-se-dai-li-agent-avatar-the-last-airbender-atla-gif-16455523

[quaint halo]

https://tenor.com/view/rwby-nora-rwbychibi-pyrrha-denial-gif-5605439

https://tenor.com/view/nora-rwby-pyrrha-rwbychibi-gif-5605443

Funny enough my friends and I are on the final decapitation mission

[twilit cliff]

was that a gaslighting joke

[crisp forge]

Yep

since GW removed all articles regarding it

now they are acting like nothing happened and are too proud to admit there was just a production issue

[twilit cliff]

i actually dont know what happened there

suddenly there was cursed city and then there wasnt and now there is

did they just not have enough boxes

[crisp forge]

They never made a statement but thats the general theory yeah, since it just got instantly sold out.

[twilit cliff]

did someone try to flush them all down the toilet at warhammer world or whatever

[crisp forge]

Then they removed any article regarding it later

[twilit cliff]

did they all get destroyed in the shit deluge

[crisp forge]

eh idk

[twilit cliff]

very weird and suspicious

[sour hill]

Cursed City has been available all over the places in my FLGS.

I'm surprised how unavailable it's been for people.

[quaint halo]

Speculation ranges from production issues with covid and the floods in Texas to shifting development to 40k and AoS

[hoary ermine]

tbh

i like gravis because it upscales the terminator look to proper anatomy

same as primaris

but by fuck did they shoehorn the lore

with a size 50 shoehorn

[twilit cliff]

shifting development to 40k and aos, from where?

[quaint halo]

From Cursed City

[twilit cliff]

ah

isnt cursed city part of aos?

[quaint halo]

Yeah

[crisp forge]

the shifting development thing is true but its been that way for awhile

i think it really was just production issues

makes more sense on why they just didnt want to admit it

[twilit cliff]

probably

why they'd be ashamed of production issues idk

i mean if by production issues you mean like

[edgy cipher]

Because GW works in mysterious ways

[crisp forge]

As harmless as it is companies care A LOT about their image

[twilit cliff]

plastic machine is borken sorry

[crisp forge]

and its a matter of pride basically

boardmembers throw hissy fits over even lesser things

[quaint halo]

My friends and I are just waiting to open the packet after beating the final mission and seeing an ad of an expansion that's never gonna come out

[twilit cliff]

my company doesnt do that

they just amdit nothing is working

and has been for the past two weeks

but yeah i joke

they were pretty adamant about certain things not being broken

[green cave]

So mysterious that not even them know how they work

[crisp forge]

Lmao yeah this

imo making statements is always the way to go

but with warhammer its not a big deal since consumers will be consumers

[quaint halo]

Unlike other companies

[obtuse sinew]

HMMMMMMMMMMM

[elfin yew]

Oh hey Cursed City is back

Also new Primaris Captain™️ LMAO

[edgy cipher]

It took 20 years for Banshees to get a remodelling, it took a Gravis Captain 4.

[elfin yew]

GW cant help themselves, they have to release marine trash every few months or they have a aneurysm

[dusky mango]

nice

that's actually cool

[hasty sorrel]

oh boy

another SM lieutenant

in the garbage armour again

[dusky mango]

I'm going to get one

[elfin yew]

We know you are

[dusky mango]

and only you care

[elfin yew]

No not rlly ur just funny

[dusky mango]

not really, its just a bit sad for both of us ngl

[vivid rune]

Why is gravis armor so bulky? It looks dumpy

Its like starcraft armor lol

[elfin yew]

Marine designs

[vivid rune]

Fuckin push em over and they cant get back up on their own lol

[bold copper]

once again stating: it's literally just a replacement for the dark imperium gravis captain. nothing to get worked up over

[vivid rune]

Im assuming gravis armor marines work well in imp fist lists and such

Just a stupid slow gunline

[dusky mango]

true lmao

but SM anything, especially primaris gets people angy

[vivid rune]

This is why i like AoS more, Stormcast dont get 80% of the new releases, i look forward to the big eldar reveal tho

[dusky mango]

same

if the eldar had a good range I honestly might have chosen them over SM when I started

[sour hill]

Tau > All

More Gundam mechs.

Fuck these corny ass captains.

[hasty sorrel]

but jambo

don't you want another captain

[sour hill]

Just what I need. More bland releases for people to just paint a different colour and go "look at my super unique chapter master!" 🙂

[hasty sorrel]

you could probably make entire squads using just unique SM heroes from the last 4 years and still have more squads than new units other factions have got total

[dusky mango]

yea

bit sad

[sour hill]

Legit sad AF.

[dusky mango]

indeed

[sour hill]

It's so bland.

And this is coming from a SM fan.

[dusky mango]

if they are going to give SM this many releases they could at least give SM attention to detail.

[hasty sorrel]

they get that aswell yible

[sour hill]

Unique characters or something. Whatever. Not generic shitlord captains.

[hasty sorrel]

unless you want to ignore SM getting unique armies per chapter

[sour hill]

CSM/Eldar release better be poppin'.

Loyalist kids got it too good.

[hasty sorrel]

plot twist, its just a chaos box

[dusky mango]

I love primaris but none of the models have anything to reflect individual chapters like firstborn do

[hasty sorrel]

all the eldar bits are bodies for the chaos bases

[dusky mango]

and its not even that difficult for GW to do

they just don't

[hasty sorrel]

except the entire box we just got for BT

[bold copper]

business standpoint they have to release the dark imperium gravis captain because iirc they cannot have a model that they make rules for but don't sell

[sour hill]

LMFAO

[lament nymph]

Moar Tau Auxiliaries* (plz)

[dusky mango]

yeah the one exception

[sour hill]

Yes.

[hasty sorrel]

kroot removed next codex

[dusky mango]

please do one for blood angels

[hasty sorrel]

they already have the start kit and upgrade sets

[sour hill]

Black Templar is the only group that has got a proper unique update. But there's a LOT more groups that need individual love. Just seeing the same copy paste junk is boring.

[dusky mango]

no unique sculpts tho

[elfin yew]

U kno its rlly funny, I tend to p much always end up around other xeno/non-marine imperial players. When I started playing irl I expected that to change, but most ppl at my store play either Guard or a xeno. Based aura of attraction

[dusky mango]

outside of named characters

[sour hill]

You could have like a small group just perpetually release a new model a month for SM and have EVERYONE else work on xenos/chaos/etc.

I am literally waiting for Argel-Tal to come back in stock so he can be my CSM kill team leader and then I've got a box of CSM I'll customize and paint as WB for Kill Team. Problem solved.

[dusky mango]

that's a good heckin choice

[sour hill]

My BT and WB have the same mission

[hasty sorrel]

ur mum has the same mission

[dusky mango]

I'm trying to imagine the play "the book of mormon" but in 40k now

[sour hill]

Ironic.

They're both crusading to hunt down Christians.

[dusky mango]

lmao

I am a christian

[sour hill]

Goodbye, Yible.

[dusky mango]

nice knowing you Jambo

[lapis tundra]

Based

[vivid rune]

You want my CSM box?

[vivid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-kondo-cute-gif-18021464

[sour hill]

I've actually got one already! I did my first kitbash ages ago of a CSM and Bloodletter from AoS. I can still make a full KT from everything sitting in the box.

Thank you though! 💖

[edgy cipher]

Plan to use this guy as my heavy gunner for my CSM KT, big gun

[sour hill]

He's beautiful.

[dusky mango]

THAT'S AMAZING

[tight urchin]

God damn it gw enough with the primaris space marines

[dusky mango]

that one's pretty cool tho

[tight urchin]

I mean with a helmet he is but like

FOUR YEARS OF CONSTANT SPACE MARINE RELEASES.

FOUR YEARS

Is this what most 40k fans want or is gw just chasing whales

[sour hill]

R E D

💖

[edgy cipher]

Chasing whales

Its literally a remodelling of 4y old miniature

4

[sour hill]

100% chasing whales.

LMFAO

[tight urchin]

I mean I got called a cuck yesterday for "not maining space marines"

[edgy jackal]

Where?

[sour hill]

😂

[tight urchin]

Another chat

[edgy cipher]

Where and by whom

Because here we are used to SM mains calling us subhumans because we're playing Guardsmen in darktide lmao

[edgy jackal]

Ah, it's on the internet, then it's irrelevant

[tight urchin]

A nsfw chat where 40k came up

[edgy cipher]

NSFW and 40k

[sour hill]

👁️

[tight urchin]

Not a 40k server it just

[edgy cipher]

Bruh you're digging in the worst there

[tight urchin]

Came up

Anyway

[verbal sapphire]

counterpoint: you are a cuck for "maining: space marines

[tight urchin]

My response basically

[verbal sapphire]

I've never heard someone say they "main" an army in all my years playing 40k

sounds so odd to me lol

[sour hill]

"What army will you paint next?" "Yes."

[tight urchin]

I remember one person coming here and getting worked up about there not being a playable marine/marine scout in darktide

And people going "lol w/e" and him getting upset

It was months ago?

A year ago?

Can't remember

[sour hill]

https://c.tenor.com/ooUIPh4oa-IAAAAM/get-out-the-lion-king.gif

[verbal sapphire]

Marine players when they aren't the centre of the universe

[edgy cipher]

Dunno we've seen a few of these types

[tight urchin]

Incredibly odd yeah

Most people, especially after the release of games like kill team for 40k and warcry for aos tend to collect minis from multiple factions

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-crying-baby-crying-gif-5943733

[tight urchin]

Literally whatever they think looks cool

That's what I do

[hasty sorrel]

my fav is still the grey kknight player that turned up

[verbal sapphire]

I've got a fair amount of armies, but my primary one is Chaos Space Marines, but I don't think I've had the incentive to say I "main" them

[edgy jackal]

Do you have a 40k sized tabletop army krug?

[tight urchin]

Nah, only skirmish sized

[verbal sapphire]

I just say I've got round 19,000 points of IW

[tight urchin]

I have like

[verbal sapphire]

do tell 👀

[tight urchin]

A couple of space marine squads, a necron squad, a csm squad and some aos stuff

No flat out armies

Because too poor too little time

[edgy jackal]

fair enough

[tight urchin]

I literally said "I don't prefer space marines"

Guy explodes

[edgy jackal]

Eh, the internet brings out the worst in people

[verbal sapphire]

yikes

Keepin it real I doubt that guy even has an army.

[tight urchin]

It was kind of funny when fatshark said "yeah there's not gonna be any playable space marine characters in darktide" and a few vocal space marine fans seethed

[verbal sapphire]

I've definitely had similar experiences with people who just... don't play tabletop.

[edgy cipher]

Same guy that called us subhumans for liking guardsmen instead of sm

[tight urchin]

He probably watched astartes on youtube and thinks 40k is about stompy space marines stomping everyone else

[elfin yew]

Yeah most of the weirdest ppl dont actually play game

[edgy jackal]

If it was in person then it would have been noteworthy (potential disruption of the local community), but yeah, internet space marine simps are irrelevant

[verbal sapphire]

[tight urchin]

I mean according to marketing that's what gw wants people to think 40k is

[verbal sapphire]

opinionencringen

[tight urchin]

Stompy space marines stomping everyone else

[edgy cipher]

Didn't know you were german

[verbal sapphire]

I picked it up from bothering bobo

Average faction hater vs Average appreciator of all factions

[tight urchin]

I only hate Imperial Fists.

[verbal sapphire]

you know what I'll let that one pass

[tight urchin]

But that's because imperial fists fans are annoying

[verbal sapphire]

Can I give you a hug

this man gets it

[edgy cipher]

I hate Iron Warriors and their loyalist counterpart

[verbal sapphire]

Fair

[edgy cipher]

That is a joke

[verbal sapphire]

Wrong opinion

but fair

[tight urchin]

And they themselves are kinda boring compared to every other chapter

With the exception of ye olde space marine novel where the imperial fists are flipping people off and driving titans but that's from 2nd ed

[verbal sapphire]

:^)

[edgy cipher]

I don't care bout both

[verbal sapphire]

Imperial Fists lost all their flavour to their successor chapters.

[edgy cipher]

Power Armour boring

[edgy jackal]

I personally don't like imperial fists because I shudder at the thought of painting a yellow or white army

[tight urchin]

I just think they're overrated 🤷

[tight urchin]

Agreed

[verbal sapphire]

It's why they're significantly more popular as a heresy army than a 40k army

[tight urchin]

Crimson Fists, Black Templars, Hammers of Dorn, etc are all way more interesting than the mustard boys

[verbal sapphire]

All the cool dudes hadn't left yet

I personally am partial to the Executioners the most

[tight urchin]

My marines are gold!

But that doesn't count

Metallics

[edgy jackal]

I like eldar Iyanden rules (wraith units) but man, screw that yellow.

[verbal sapphire]

I have 8000 points of white scars

You are absolutely correct in that it is not worth the time investment

[edgy jackal]

Yeah, way easier to apply

[verbal sapphire]

But I love my horde of Jaghatai so I'm willing to slave away hours free handing lightning symbols over pure white

[tight urchin]

Here's an unfinished boy of mine

[elfin yew]

Matte yellow very yucky. Its why I did my CWE w/metallic sort of gold

[lapis tundra]

Marines are cool. HOWEVER:
The marines to literally any other faction releases ratio is dead. Its awful, every faction getting similar amounts of releases is what is required

[verbal sapphire]

Bobo speaks the truth

[edgy jackal]

I mean, I admire your dedication, but it's not for me. I have enough layering going on with the obsidian rose highlights.

[verbal sapphire]

fair lol

I personally don't mind painting white as much as other folks

[tight urchin]

Yeah

Also it results in the sm list being bloated

[verbal sapphire]

but I attribute that to experience more than anything

when you've painted white and hazard stripes for close to 4 editions, things don't phase you anymore

[edgy jackal]

nice. I chose ulthwe when I was younger, that way black undercoating did most of the work for me.

[lapis tundra]

My loyalist vs renegade marines

[verbal sapphire]

average loyalist fan vs average corsair appreciator

[lapis tundra]

Basedbasedbased

[edgy jackal]

Corsair looks good.

[lapis tundra]

Thx

In other words my first mini vs my latest mini, repurposed for marine shittery

[tight urchin]

marines are cool and all, but where's my fucking lost and the damned rerelease gw

[lapis tundra]

Dis tbh

[verbal sapphire]

give me a sec to look for my latest marine

[tight urchin]

Where's my fucking hrud army list

Where's my

PLASTIC PHOENIX LORDS

[lapis tundra]

Got a few renegade militia dudes lyin around but ran out of superglue some time ago

[edgy jackal]

Eldar are going to get updated within next year I think, what with the new dual box coming up.

[dusky mango]

hopefully

[edgy jackal]

yeah

[sour hill]

Does not "main" IW, but cooms to Perturabo. 👁️

[verbal sapphire]

I do not

Jaghatai is my favourite primarch anyways

Perturabo is numba 3

[sour hill]

🙏

Wait. Who's 2m

?

Probably Russ.

Swoofer.

[verbal sapphire]

die

(it's lorgar)

[sour hill]

An excellent opinion.

[verbal sapphire]

my top 3 tends to switch fairly regularly

[vivid rune]

My favorite primarchs are Kurze

Followed by

[verbal sapphire]

but Jaghatai is usually consistently on top

[vivid rune]

......

[sour hill]

A beautiful choice.

[verbal sapphire]

then lorgar and pert fight for 2nd

[lapis tundra]

Kurze my beloved

Great choice

[vivid rune]

Kurze my abused horrid baby boi

[lapis tundra]

I love him

[vivid rune]

in southern accent I CAN FIX THAT BOY! I CAN FIX HIM!

[lapis tundra]

Litarally got a flesh temple 🙏

[vivid rune]

I will be that motherly figure who will set him right

[lapis tundra]

My favourites kinda swich around kurze, perturabo or ... idk they arent all that interresting

Fulgrim is kinda dope

[sour hill]

It's tough. I'd say mine shuffles a lot. Dorn, Lorgar and Angron.

[vivid rune]

I wonder if anyone likes ferrus mannus

I legit forget he exsists

[sour hill]

Some days I just want to dream about butcher's nails.

[sour hill]

Never heard of him.

[vivid rune]

Literally only exsists to be killed by a better primarch

Lmao a forgettable primarch for a forgettable legion

[verbal sapphire]

@sour hill

[sour hill]

This list is exceptional.

And I can basically agree with all listings.

[lapis tundra]

I always think about his tragedy with fulgrim, their relationship is more interrested than him on his own if that makes sense

[sour hill]

PETTED

[verbal sapphire]

I feel like my controversial choices are just Lorgar, Pert, and Sanguinius because people love the feathery bastard for no reason

[sour hill]

Fuck you, Russ.

[verbal sapphire]

Do no fuck Russ

this is a bad idea

[lapis tundra]

Hes hot?? Why wouldnt you like him lmfao

[sour hill]

Lorgar's was the first legion to embrace their demonhood and technically are responsible for everything. He is everything to me.

Pert is just a loveable dickhead.

[lapis tundra]

Same with fulgrim

[verbal sapphire]

Gonna quickly post an IW to pretend we're on topic

[verbal sapphire]

Cardboard cutout character

Overhyped

boring

[sour hill]

And Sanguinius is decent as a martyr character, but he is all that chapter is now.

[lapis tundra]

Poggers

[verbal sapphire]

Like I used to be neutral on Sanguinius

then I read titandeath

hated him ever since

[lapis tundra]

Sanguinius > bald mofo lorgar

[verbal sapphire]

I don't care how pretty he is (though he is very pretty)

He's a boring, overhyped, character.

[sour hill]

I would put my penis in Sanguinius. But that does not make him better to me.

🙏

[verbal sapphire]

Lorgar on the other hand is super interesting to read about and people hate him because hurr durr I don't like chaos xdddddddd

[lapis tundra]

Same and it does make him better to me 😎

[verbal sapphire]

The one character ADB really did justice to 🙏

[sour hill]

[verbal sapphire]

Lorgar my beloved bastard

[lapis tundra]

Lorgar is literally bald

Bald ppl = 👎

[verbal sapphire]

Bobo is bald-phobic

smh

[sour hill]

Legit. Anybody that can't get down with demon possession and corruption utterly is dead to me.

[verbal sapphire]

Bald is beautiful

[lapis tundra]

I am

[verbal sapphire]

Lorgar also has my favourite Primarch model

[lapis tundra]

Even tho im gonna be bald at some point

[verbal sapphire]

it's so good

[lapis tundra]

I dread that day

[verbal sapphire]

wig

Hopefully I'll pick it up for Crimbo

[lapis tundra]

Hes def sick but i think my favourite mini is still konrad, just because mutilated corpses

[verbal sapphire]

I made a tier list for my favourites

one sec

[sour hill]

"YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. HOW COULD YOU CAUSE DISSENTION AND THE FALL OF OUR GREAT IMPERIUM!?"

"Yes."

[lapis tundra]

Corax gettin his ass

Emo raven boi my beloved

[sour hill]

Corax turned into an insane bird demon is also so fucking sick.

[lapis tundra]

Yess

[sour hill]

And I can thank Lorgar for that happening as well.

[tight urchin]

Why are they all hot

Why can't we have more uggy space marines

ugli

[sour hill]

Truly excellent opinion.

[lapis tundra]

There u go, uggy marine

[tight urchin]

Fair enough

He looks like uhhhh

[lapis tundra]

Die

[verbal sapphire]

fan art

also

glad to see another

ugly space marine enjoyer

Cheers to you!

[sour hill]

"I AM ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRY, BROTHER. TWO SCOOPS OF CHOCOLATE INSTEAD."

[verbal sapphire]

SM should all look like lumpy potatoes

[tight urchin]

God damn it I can't remember the name of the character but he looks like a character

[verbal sapphire]

[lapis tundra]

He looks a million times better than the dark imperium gravis captain

[verbal sapphire]

Also here's my primarch model tier list

[tight urchin]

Correct

Except for those guys in horus rising who look like horus

But even in horus rising marines are described as looking "overmuscled" in the face

[verbal sapphire]

@lapis tundra you may now get mad at me for putting sanguinius in trash tier

[lapis tundra]

Yes

[verbal sapphire]

I don't like the sculpt, sorry

[lapis tundra]

Fr tho gullimans mini is trash, why is he above fulgrim?

[verbal sapphire]

He isn't

[lapis tundra]

He objectively looks worse

[verbal sapphire]

what you talkin about

Fulgrim is in great tier

guilliman is good

[lapis tundra]

Guilliman is trash tier

Fulgrim isnt

[verbal sapphire]

Bobo this is your only bad take so far

[lapis tundra]

Especially with the demon

[verbal sapphire]

Even though I don't like Sanguinius he deserves better than GMod physics off wings and a rock dildo up his ass

I didn't put FUlgrim in trash tier

Bobo are you looking at the same list as me

[sour hill]

Guilliman looks like a toddler that was told to wait at the register for his mom to grab bread she forgot and the lady scanning everything just keeps scanning faster and faster.

[lapis tundra]

I get when you dislike sanguinius in lore but holy shit his mini is fucking great

[verbal sapphire]

Read my message above

The wings and pose kill it for me

[lapis tundra]

Those are what makes it great

😳

[verbal sapphire]

The wings look bad

the pose looks bad

[lapis tundra]

Eh

[verbal sapphire]

the armour looks good

the face looks pretty alright

[lapis tundra]

The pose is sick, literally stabbing a demon

[verbal sapphire]

The flow of the wings doesn't match up with the direction he's moving in, the post is awkward unless you put him in a specific angle on the display piece, etc etc

He needs a lot of conditions to look good

But you can plop Rogal down and he looks dope

[lapis tundra]

The flow def aligns, hes falling into his opponent kinda, hence the slightly bent wings

[sour hill]

@lapis tundra The OOP base is much better.

[dusk osprey]

Darmonettes vs Krieg KT

[verbal sapphire]

lemme get my ms paint out

[lapis tundra]

Yus!

[sour hill]

That's the OOP one.

The other one is trash tier.

[lapis tundra]

Yesss! I love it

[sour hill]

But also. Leave the demon alone. He just tryna hang out on the material plane.

[lapis tundra]

The way hes swooping in looks great

[sour hill]

Are these your daemonettes!?

[dusk osprey]

They are now

[sour hill]

Ayyyy

😎

[verbal sapphire]

Cloth goes fully horizontal, hair is fully vertical, but he's swooping diagonally, one wing matches the swoop, the other one goes in the opposite direction

Which way you goin great angel

He looks like he's falling, rather than swooping, to me because of it

[sour hill]

He is falling the sword onto the enemy.

[verbal sapphire]

[sour hill]

I don't think it's a swoop attack.

😎

[verbal sapphire]

Hidden Blood Angels Technique: Gravity

[lapis tundra]

I mean yeah thats kinda how physics work, hes isnt moving extremely fast, hence everything doesnt go extremely.. Idk u know what i mean

[lapis tundra]

He literally is falling kinda

[verbal sapphire]

And it looks stupid

[lapis tundra]

Wrong

Objectively

[verbal sapphire]

That's the point I'm getting at

It looks really dumb to me

[lapis tundra]

So u dont like moving poses?

[verbal sapphire]

especially when you check out how birds swoop down and such

I like moving poses

[lapis tundra]

Huh

[verbal sapphire]

I just think this is not well done

It's why I like Fulgrim and Angron

but not Leman

Leman's movement pose is poorly done

Angron's looks fantastic

[sour hill]

https://c.tenor.com/VAaBTNXOZvwAAAAM/fgo-fate.gif

He doing this.

Anime sword fall.

[verbal sapphire]

I need to get on my pc but I'll draw what I wish Sanguinius' model did differnet

[lapis tundra]

Ehh i think this is one of the better moving poses minis, just look at the primaris phobos leutnant

[sour hill]

My favourite Primaris figure.

[lapis tundra]

Nooo

[verbal sapphire]

But this is a FW primarch model.

I'm going to hold it to higher standards

[lapis tundra]

Jambo betrayal

[sour hill]

LMFAO

[lapis tundra]

Fw goes more realism, gw goes more into overwatch looking stuff

Also fw sometimes has incredibly sharp corners and i hate it

[verbal sapphire]

But, for the reasons I pointed out, I don't find the FW model sangy terribly realistic

[verbal sapphire]

new FW models do be doing that

[lapis tundra]

I was thinking more of the older ones 😔

[verbal sapphire]

I don;'t like the cloaks on the newer ones

they look like they were rendered in a 2010 vidya engine

[lapis tundra]

Like dis :/

Face is fine but the helmers

:/

[dusky mango]

by the way, are there any good eldar books other than the paths

not that they were brilliant

[urban harbor]

so are trygons able to tunnel under your army and open up flanking paths for the nid army in TT?

[lapis tundra]

Or this :/

[lapis tundra]

I dont think trygons do that, the othere ones are the ones that dig tunnels for ur nids

[verbal sapphire]

I like these, what's wrong with em?

also my personal sanguinius model suggestions

[lapis tundra]

The sharp edges

Slighly deformed

[verbal sapphire]

Oh

[urban harbor]

i suck with names. what are the big danger noddles called again?

[verbal sapphire]

I like the deformity tbh

but that's because I do all my models weathered

[lapis tundra]

Only know the german name 😩

[verbal sapphire]

I'll be honest when I say I don't get the sharp edges gripe, but it's probably a valid one.

[verbal sapphire]

mawloc

[urban harbor]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Trygon

[lapis tundra]

Fw is a lil worse than gw when doin faces

[verbal sapphire]

Really?

For me it depends

I think FW does a much better job with Astartes facial variety

GW faces look a bit same-y to me

[lapis tundra]

No i mean like gw everything is kinda softer, fw got some weird looking sharp edges

[verbal sapphire]

ah

I see

I really like the deep lines FW faces have tbh

They make everybody look gaunt and beaten

the softer GW stuff to me makes astartes look pudgy

[lapis tundra]

Eh that would be a disagree from me tbh, the primaris upgrade faces def work

[urban harbor]

oh so mawlocs and trygons are the same thing

[elfin yew]

Sort of. Theyre the same kit!

[lapis tundra]

The problem is that those lines sometimes get too deep

[verbal sapphire]

I prefer top to bottom personally

[elfin yew]

Different units

But u can build either from a trygon kit

[urban harbor]

oh

i see

[elfin yew]

Yus

[lapis tundra]

Middle one 🤢

[elfin yew]

Kind of like how u can get a tyranid prime out of a warrior kit

[verbal sapphire]

I think FW do a great job in making heads with nice variety in their features

[verbal sapphire]

The GW face preferer fears the moustache

[lapis tundra]

No i mean like you can literally see somebody sculpted it by hand, it doesnt look finished

[sour hill]

Top left only. Everything else is stinky.

[lapis tundra]

Yess

Top left i love too

[sour hill]

Maybe top right too.

[verbal sapphire]

Top Left is still FW

So I'll take it

[sour hill]

100%

Everything else is pain.

[lapis tundra]

Thats like the advantage of resin

[verbal sapphire]

I don;'t mind anything in the top as muhc as you fellas

[sour hill]

Very defined foreheads.

[verbal sapphire]

but I can't stand the bottom

[sour hill]

Bottom is boring, but also mass produced.

[verbal sapphire]

if it wasn't for hair style, they'd all be clones of each other

[lapis tundra]

Eh i can get behind some of the bottom row

[sour hill]

Good. Get behind them.

Hide yourself.

[lapis tundra]

Tho it would be a lil fairer to pick good heads for both rows

[verbal sapphire]

FW heads my beloved

[sour hill]

FW heads are very very stylized.

[lapis tundra]

Like just going for the raven guard heads is a lil lazy

[sour hill]

In comparison.

[lapis tundra]

Huge teef

[verbal sapphire]

ehhhhhh

idk

[sour hill]

FW heads remind me of like. Some ratfuck stoner comic about skateboarding and summoning demons.

[verbal sapphire]

all the new GW guys look very samey to me

[lapis tundra]

Y postin it 2 times 😩

[verbal sapphire]

It's very grungey

[sour hill]

Yee.

[verbal sapphire]

they are all the heads in the WS upgrade kit

which stinks

I wish they did more

oh idk...

[lapis tundra]

Its 1 sprue being included 2 times ._.

[verbal sapphire]

MAYBE ONE WITH A MOUSTACHE

[verbal sapphire]

I like the grunge because it matches up with the grimdustrial vibes I like

[lapis tundra]

Eh a stache would be nice but i dig those 2

[sour hill]

You don't need to convince me. I agree completely.

[violet quiver]

I wish all the primarchs had helmet options

[verbal sapphire]

Marines are ugly roided child soldiers, and it shows in the FW models

[sour hill]

I want my dudes to look like 90s animation grunge comic book films like Heavy Metal.

[verbal sapphire]

[violet quiver]

I wanna see sanguinius and sanguinius helmets

[lapis tundra]

https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/threeSixty/60010699004_DeathWatchJeketSuberei360/01-01.jpg

Hed

Stache

[verbal sapphire]

2000 AD 🙏

[violet quiver]

🤘

[sour hill]

Legit. That dude's head looked like one of the biker punks from Akira.

[verbal sapphire]

2000 AD was my favourite foreign magazine back in Asia

[verbal sapphire]

Yessir

[lapis tundra]

https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/threeSixty/60010699004_DeathWatchEnnoxSorrlock360/01-01.jpg

Also love his head

Optics 🙏

3

Love

[sour hill]

Same pleasant head shape.

Stylized.

[verbal sapphire]

mmm

for me lorgar's head sculpt is just

[sour hill]

"What did you say to me, boy?"

[edgy cipher]

He looks tired

[verbal sapphire]

exactly

[sour hill]

I would be tired too.

LMFAO

[verbal sapphire]

I imagine this is Lorgar right before the ascension of Angron, reflecting on the past 2 years of the heresy

[sour hill]

And that armour. The fucking engraving.

[verbal sapphire]

Horus' is really ghood too

[verbal sapphire]

this is a good head

any head with cybernetics my beloved

we need more of them

[lapis tundra]

Yess

Imma see if i find that head on ebay, heavily doubt that tho

[sour hill]

Theres some excellent Grey Knight heads without helms.

That are just filled with wires.

[verbal sapphire]

I used one for my forrix conversion

I like their skull caps

[sour hill]

Yes. 🙏

[violet quiver]

Can u post?

[verbal sapphire]

Don't have any pics of the conversion on me rn, sorry 😔

If you just want the head bit we're discussing it's shown on the Grey Knights Terminators stode page

[median pumice]

Big ol boy

[bold copper]

beefy

[median pumice]

@feral ingot , honestly dude, it sounds like you still got the hobby bug. Maybe just write down ideas? For when you got time?

[feral ingot]

I already got ideas in some written books 😂 but I keep losing them lol

[median pumice]

go digital, easier to keep track haha

[feral ingot]

It's part of me making post-its and writing stuff down I want to do when economy gets stable and shit returns to normal some day and I am not starved for money

Nah the moment I do digital I just associate it with PC stuff

There is still a charm to be had to have done it on a physical object by your own hands

It's why reading books is still satisfying

[median pumice]

Ahh true

[feral ingot]

People would probably tell me to just invest in a super high quality 3D printer and just make the 3D models for it to print

You know, time changes, etc, BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON IT'S A HOBBY

[median pumice]

Naah. There is still a thing for kitbashing physical models non 3d printed

I did some the past week

and it was really fun and a challenging mental challenge to how to get things to work

[feral ingot]

Tbh I could probably get elf/eldar hair better done through the highest quality 3D printer too

rather than using super thin wires and makeshift needle holders to hold the shape

Like I would probably have over 20 needles poking in different parts of a model if it had like the really long and stereotypical ponytails or hairs

and I would attach them to foam forms or other things from different angles

And then when it dried out and the needles were removed, there would be tons of holes that were easy to fill in with just a dot of stuff or paint

and I'd just use a tiny square of fine sanding paper or a makeshift dremaltool sander and skim off the top

or use heat or whatnot

[median pumice]

I'm just saying, you got the ideas, you just need practice maybe haha

[feral ingot]

Yeah but again I don't have all the time in the world as one used to when the world was your oyster, etc

[dusk hill]

yee that's the fun of it, it's taking random bits from multiple diff sources and seeing what u can make out of it

[feral ingot]

My friend who got into fantasy did norsca and chaos and wanted his chaos army to look more viking

So we just kitbashed some parts together which wasn't difficult

Make it more 'viking' accurate relatively speaking

some unused heads were attached in place of the chaos warrior helmets

most of the stuff didn't even end up being its original anymore but just enough to know what type of unit they were

[median pumice]

Yeah, thats always the trick with kitbashing. I just... keep the helmets on the custodes I convert so its easier to see the details of what unit is what

[crisp forge]

https://twitter.com/ominous_turkey/status/1472927321879425028

William (@ominous_turkey)

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[lapis tundra]

Based

[charred ginkgo]

dark sun slaver wagon made from random dogshit

looks janky but I think that kind of fits the setting

tooth picks, popsicle sticks, cardboard, green stuff, 4 little charms from walmart for the wheels, wooden dowels for the suspension and the "ribs" or whatever for the cage are the prongs of plastic forks I clipped off

it'll have a couple of giant bugs pulling it

[edgy cipher]

Looks nice

[charred ginkgo]

thanks! i'm running a dark sun campaign soon and i've been in a crafting mood lately

[twilit cliff]

did you just build an orc catapult from warcraft

[charred ginkgo]

minus the catapulty part I guess

[twilit cliff]

looks good tho

dark suns are uhhh

dark elves?

[charred ginkgo]

nah it's a classic D&D setting that's been kind of on and off throughout the game's life cycle

it's like... conan the barbarian meets mad max

[twilit cliff]

ahhh

[charred ginkgo]

it got a brief revival under 4th

rumor has it it might be getting 5th in 2022 but who knows

when i was a little kid the art is what sucked me into it, even though I never really got to play it back then

[twilit cliff]

cool art style

[twilit cliff]

ehhhh

[charred ginkgo]

yeah a lot of the art is by Brom

not that 4th edition one but

[twilit cliff]

yeah the second one younposted is kinda bland imo

[twilit cliff]

thats cool

[charred ginkgo]

it's a VERY bleak setting, especially for D&D

very 80s swords & sandals inspired

[twilit cliff]

uhu

idk why they thought that 4th edition cover looked interesting tho

sad

[charred ginkgo]

i mean it was made like two decades later so

i'm sure the artist was different

i don't know if you remember that game Deadlands but Brom did the cover art for that rulebook

[edgy cipher]

Dark Sun and Deadlands, music to my hear

[median pumice]

Dark sun is brutal and definitely an interesting setting. Especially once you get the uhhh psionics involved?

[edgy cipher]

Yeah that's the psionics

Unless you wanna play a mage and be hunted down

[median pumice]

And finding a metal sword means every body wants a piece of you now lmao. The setting is so damn awesome

[edgy cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601926113958166538/922868056273866762/2JgLIx0BlChUW5Lb.png

[green cave]

Sounds strong... When can we get the same for imperial troops?

[edgy cipher]

We already do

Its called having the vehicle keyword

[green cave]

But i prefer infantry, so pls add it to them thanks

[edgy cipher]

Its called pistols

[edgy cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601926113958166538/922875532679454760/055f5e28-81cd-477e-ba15-4368f716f00e.jpg

[dusk hill]

it was assault 5 before right?

[sour hill]

Is... Is this Tau rules?!

[edgy cipher]

yes

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Mz37gIukZv8g06Pl-490x211.jpg

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/WaQ684BHG6fQymtT-490x255.jpg

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/cJ3tsFkDn4LhK1uQ-490x379.jpg

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/TWqZwSa2c43Cfvvs-490x380.jpg

[green cave]

Really great stratagems

[sour hill]

I'm in fucking love.

Fuck your melee-less Tau. I can now stick my barrel in your mouth

😎

[elfin yew]

We know more abt the tau codex than we do abt the cult one

This do slap doe

[elfin yew]

JSJ returns pog

[compact umbra]

isnt there a roomer that world eaters are getting their own rules?

codex i mean

[edgy cipher]

Nope

Not that I know of

[compact umbra]

oh damn

i really hope emperors children and world eaters get their own words

they managed to give deathguard one

[rare solstice]

yeah, those 2 are listed at the very end of the large "general" leak that's so far been correct about, blacktemplars, gsc, eldar, chaos etc

[compact umbra]

i feel like world eaters are more likely to get a codex than emperors children

[rare solstice]

I think it was "are coming" but no details

[compact umbra]

emperors children had the sons of fulgrim scam

so it would suck for those who actually bought it

[rare solstice]

possibly, but both have potential. More of the primarchs etc coming in, big expensive model kits for gw to sell etc

[compact umbra]

angron on table top would be super cool

[green cave]

I thin it wouldn't be cool, but quite hot headed

[compact umbra]

hot angron would be hot

angron with his throbbing anger

[rare solstice]

a world eaters release could really just be: big hero kit, or small hero + new berserkers. Similar for Noise marines, not too much of an investment from GW

[compact umbra]

im pretty sure berserkers are 100% getting a new model

[green cave]

If not we will rage for solidarity

[compact umbra]

hope this gets a new model

doom rider

[elfin yew]

The models confitmed so far are

New chosen and warpsmith

For chaos

[urban harbor]

so a nightlord pretending to be a white scar 😛

[solar garden]

Lol Doomrider is the best

[lapis tundra]

I LOVE HIM!!

Browsed ebay for quite some time but its impossible to get him for an acceptable price

[solar garden]

Such a classic

[elfin yew]

Gigachad autogun

Vs the virgin mustard men

Sigma mining laser too

Shadow Throne's plot slaps p good

Custodes walk directly into a hideout and ambush, goes about as well as youd expect it to

Also written with custodes being cool but not lmao op

Good showing of both factions

Damn thats a p baller boxset plot

Also the Mersea gibs a plenty of custodes with satchel charges

Queen

[quaint halo]

hehe det pack go BOOM

[elfin yew]

Remember kids, you may be strong

But youre never immune to a mining laser

[bold copper]

Can I get a synopsis. Been trying to find it online

[elfin yew]

Tldr: Custodes waltz into the Princes hideout. Get ambushed. They kill alot of cultists, most of their team dies except the blade champion at the end

The blade champion gets pounced on by patty, gets his shoulder torn apart, and the plot ends with him and patty abt to fight

+1 acolyte for backup

[bold copper]

Neat