40k-minis-and-armies

[compact umbra]

I wanna get a tattoo of symbol of slaanesh

idk how it hsould look tho

[dusk osprey]

like this, and the only appropriate place to get it is on your genitals

it will hurt, but pain pleases the prince

[dusk hill]

tramp stamp

i think i'd stylize it like uh

this except less shoddy

it's like a gender symbol just claim ur nb or smthn if questioned

[proud gorge]

looks like a stick figure that had too much to drink

[dusk hill]

kinda does ngl

[crisp forge]

damn incan got us again

[void orchid]

Ignorant is a legit tattoo style involving purposefully badly done stick figure drawings and stuff

It's pretty funny

Etc

[proud gorge]

well then

today I learned

[dusk osprey]

I'd like to get an Aquilla tattoo but I'd also like it if people didn't think I was a neo-nazi

maybe I'll just get an inquisition or adeptus terra tattoo instead

[rose sluice]

My two warhammer ones

Random iconography

[proud gorge]

nice

[vivid rune]

I still want my fancy cursive "Semen Daemon" trampstamp

[hasty sorrel]

My first shadowrun campaign still has a session labeled as "Demon semon, the final spluid"

[elfin yew]

So come all, ye wee dandies, prancing about with yer head full of optics

I'll be waiting on ye with the whiff of the ol' brimstone

[dusk hill]

I WAS NOT AWARE THAT BLASTING CHARGES EXISTED OK

[elfin yew]

DFUHN

[dusk hill]

i would not have blobbed up gfdsohagf

[elfin yew]

SORRY BUT GOD

[dusk hill]

lesson learned

[elfin yew]

That was so great

[dusk hill]

i saw u bring up charges and i was just like oh god

[elfin yew]

I was literally going like fullh ype watching all those clustered guns

[dusk hill]

i have made a terrible mistake

and two were gunners

luckily they survived

middle boi was a lame ass carbine lad he can die for all i care

[elfin yew]

o7

[dusk hill]

i love how juicy ion rifles are tho

[elfin yew]

New KT is so hype god

YES

[dusk hill]

the fact that u got two crit saves

[proud gorge]

[dusk hill]

and STILL nearly died

which makes sense cus like. so

[elfin yew]

I love that tau and gsc have the same df and sv stats

who would win

literal plumbing equipment

or expert military armor and gear

[proud gorge]

the answer may shock you

[dusk hill]

it has five dice in kill team, so even tho the 1 explosion isn't enough to instakill anymore (3 mortal wounds, 7 wound model) it's also way more likely to hit a 1

ig u can reroll it but

[elfin yew]

where's the fun in that

[dusk hill]

correct

i go where fate leads me

[elfin yew]

I wish my internet wasn't dying

[dusk hill]

and hey! 3 isn't enough to immediately injure u

u can still shoot properly

same

[elfin yew]

Every non-special acolyte I had was carrying a blast charge

[dusk hill]

that was fun af

lmao

noted

[elfin yew]

and a GL was on deck

[dusk hill]

do not let them get close fdhoz

GL?

[elfin yew]

Grenade Launcher

[dusk hill]

man they have a lot of explosives

[elfin yew]

What makes me a good demoman?

[edgy cipher]

Kinda hypes me up to try it once its fully painted

[elfin yew]

It's very fun

Every KT game I've played so far gave me really good memorablemoments(2 games so far)

[edgy cipher]

The ork kommandos look very fun

[elfin yew]

And the game with ratty even tho we only played a round of it so far

[edgy cipher]

Wait, you were able to use demo charges round one ?

I assume i'm under estimating the mobility of GSC

[elfin yew]

Blasting charges

Sadly democharges are WAY stronger but you cant move and throw them

I used Underground to forward position a blasting charge acolyte

[edgy cipher]

Oh, thats just another weapon

[elfin yew]

and cult ambush to hide them + then switch his order to go in to throw

Nah It's equipment too!

the blasting charge is 2ep, the demo is 4ep

[edgy cipher]

Now thats inteersting

A very daring move

You got my seal of approval

i wouldn't be against a quick rundown of the game once its done

[elfin yew]

Yee!

It's really simple, It's great

Simple but engaging

[edgy cipher]

I did see the rules, I was just a bit underwhelmed by my good guards, but stuff like necrons , orks and eldar looked spicy

[elfin yew]

Oh yes, esp like Drukhari/Harles

I haven't played CWE yet but I hear they're underwhelming

Harles are fucking insane though

They are probably the strongest non-special kt team

[hasty sorrel]

im looking forward to running veteran guard

just for he sheer amount of special weapons u can bring

[edgy cipher]

I believe you are limited to 3 gunners

In your 10 man squad

11 if the medic bag is indeed counted as one

[hasty sorrel]

thats still a flamer, plasma, grenade launcher and the sniper

[edgy cipher]

I find flamer a bit underwhelming

[hasty sorrel]

cause the sniper doesnt take a gunner slot

[edgy cipher]

And so is grenade launcher

melta seems way more spicier

[hasty sorrel]

and fir Veteran guard instead of capping gunners count you can just field 1 of each gunner

[elfin yew]

I think blast weapons get spicier against larger Kill Teams/also depends on map/obj

[edgy cipher]

Or atleast they need to be decent

Like those Blasting Charges

[elfin yew]

Yeee

I got to get a democharge to work but they're such a tough investment

Hard to use

[hasty sorrel]

ye i think the main issue is i'm vs orks, which are higher health and more dmg

my one saving grace is the fucking spotter

which ruins the grot n most stealth

[edgy cipher]

Thing is, playing big kt teams is not good

[hasty sorrel]

but i'd assume spotter any faction can take

[edgy cipher]

Overwatch just exists

[hasty sorrel]

oh don't care about good i'm nott aking this for competetive

if i cared about good i'd need to play custodes

🤢

[edgy cipher]

I think there is a difference between playing something ok and playing something that is just garbage

[elfin yew]

I think that larger kill teams can get better obj control as one would expect

Especially since a custode beefing down shots is just as tanky as a well placed concealed neophyte who can't be shot

[edgy cipher]

I guess since I only looked at the obejctives from the Box I didn't have enough views of the number of objectives

[elfin yew]

That's just my speculation for now, I didn't even play with objs my first game since Elf andI were just learning basics

[edgy cipher]

Since those are essentially "Run to the fuel deposit"

Really interested by the Chaos space marines being able to run either smaller size or straight up horde

Really good flexibility

[elfin yew]

I think one thing that would do the game well is to give melee operatives a more decisive advantage if they are outclassing something inmelee

[edgy cipher]

And even running smaller size you still got more people than a standard SM squad

[elfin yew]

Atm melee tends to wear down even the best meleeops

I had a neophyte deal 4 damage to harlequin because he gunbutted lucky

[edgy cipher]

From what I read during the tournaments, melee was evry udnerwhelming

Then again, its tournaments

[elfin yew]

It's REALLY FUN to actually do but maybe not effective? If that makes sense

[hasty sorrel]

the tournies was basically just like

[edgy cipher]

I just think that, looking at how people that literally pushes rules to their limits is a good way to see hwo the game is

[hasty sorrel]

custodes, nid warriors and kommandos

iirc

[elfin yew]

Since your melee ops will still fucking rend apart non-melee ones, but they'll probably get chipped

[compact umbra]

OOOO i love tattoos

[elfin yew]

In that same game I had a mining suit acolyte fighter kill 2 harles with a rocksaw it was great

[edgy cipher]

I saw the damages and accuracy on that Kommado nob klaw

It aint joking around

[hasty sorrel]

he hort

[edgy cipher]

Chad

[elfin yew]

I'm surprised no harles

Imo they have one of the strongest strats in thegame

lemme find it

[hasty sorrel]

im currently still making my krieg boys

i think i wanna make 2 grunts for activation

[elfin yew]

this is devastating

[hasty sorrel]

but idk what specials imma cut for it

[elfin yew]

The 2nd effect esp

[elfin yew]

means harles are one of the few melee factions who can beat you down aggressively and survive it

w/out getting chipped too bad

wew

79% custodes

[edgy cipher]

Damn, Skelly playing meta af

Never knew you were that kind of person skelly

[elfin yew]

wait

are GSC not even on the list

Or am I blind

[dusk hill]

i cant see them

[elfin yew]

Maybe went unplayed at tournie?

[hasty sorrel]

i'm not even taking the meta stuff on em

[dusk hill]

yee maybe

[hasty sorrel]

i just wanna air strike

[dusk hill]

i'm glad to see tau apparently holding their own

[elfin yew]

I think Tau have p good potential since ranged focus

[dusk hill]

talons seem,, balanced

[elfin yew]

Fair and Balanced™️

[dusk hill]

yee, and i think they have a few v good tools

[hasty sorrel]

ratty for comparison

custodes have like 16 wounds

[dusk hill]

photon grenades, markerlights and stimulants all seem like v functional abilities

jESUS

[elfin yew]

KT actually solves the "vs Tau" problem too I think becauseof concealment

[edgy cipher]

18

[elfin yew]

16 wounds and 4 apl

They can outpace harlequins

[dusk hill]

how many can they have?

[edgy cipher]

4

Or 2 custos and 5 sos

[dusk hill]

eeeeekh yeah i can see how that could be an issue

really good saves?

[elfin yew]

Yep

[hasty sorrel]

2+ i think?

[edgy cipher]

But msot people run 4 Custard because they are able to actually fight 4 times

[hasty sorrel]

2+ to hit as well

[dusk hill]

yeah i see that just being like.

[edgy cipher]

2+ ye

[elfin yew]

Wait custodes can fight 4 tiems?

they break the one action rule?

[edgy cipher]

Most custodes aer able to charge 3 times in a game

[dusk hill]

they hunt down any of ur heavy hitters super quickly cus they can do so much shit in a turn and then ur regular bois cant even scratch them

[edgy cipher]

Yeah they got theyr free fight or shoot

[dusk hill]

tho with that said

[edgy cipher]

Plus they can act during the enemy's turn freely

[dusk hill]

an overcharged ion rifle could 1shot a custodes

[hasty sorrel]

ye custodes have special rules proud

[dusk hill]

gib

[hasty sorrel]

its busted

[elfin yew]

whyyy

even harles can't do that

That's so fucking silly

[dusk hill]

that's dumb af yeah

[edgy cipher]

I quote

And then you have Custodes. With 4 APL, a combined double shoot/double fight with Peerless Warriors and the ability to take another action and not have it count as an activation in Brotherhood of Demigods. This means that theoretically you could use Brotherhood of Demigods to charge, then activate the same model, Fight, Charge again, Fight again and Shoot. This would let you potentially move 16” in a turning point while Fighting twice and Shooting, and then coming back and Overwatching later. On top of that Custodes have a 2+ save, 18 wounds and can soak almost any weapon that can be thrown at them. Their own shooting is generally enough to one-shot a 7- or 8-wound model in a single Shoot action, and their melee will generally kill a 7-wound model on the first strike with a critical hit. Custodes rolling 4 dice for shooting are fairly likely to get 4 hits, and Guardian Spears are P! so if any of those hits are crits, the target only rolls 2 defence dice and is pretty likely to take 8+ damage and die. If it has the wounds to take that much damage, it likely won’t survive a second Shoot action.

[hasty sorrel]

plasma should 1 shot custards

[dusk hill]

i get that custodes used to be v weak in KT

[hasty sorrel]

but it only does like

3 dmg

[dusk hill]

but this is def a lil much pf;hasd

[dusk hill]

pain

tho yes all hail the ion rifle

[edgy cipher]

Custodes are so good because they break the action economy, they shoot/fight for the equivalent of 16 units but have one of the most hard hitting weapons of the game

[dusk hill]

destroyer of worlds

have u ever been hit for a maximum of 30 damage
would u like to

[edgy cipher]

Just Conceal :4head:

Or pull a Proud and deepstrike + charge

[hasty sorrel]

can custodes conceal

gos i hope they cant

[edgy cipher]

That Ion rifle wielder will end like the one in Dilara's comic

[dusk hill]

prouds bug got hit by one none crit shot after getting saves on two crits, and still took 5 damage

it's hilarious how juicy it is, i love it

[hasty sorrel]

ion is great

[edgy cipher]

Thankfully i'd say

[dusk hill]

next game im def taking pathfinders + stealthsuits

[edgy cipher]

Taus are supposed to have great weapons

[dusk hill]

having very few very powerful stuff, like with gunner pathfinders, is the funnest way to play

[edgy cipher]

New boxset ?

[dusk hill]

putting all ur eggs in one basket makes it feel much better

rather than drowning the enemy in identical mooks

[elfin yew]

They can take our lives but theyll never take our freedom(to own illegal explosives)

[edgy cipher]

I quote "Finally, the question I kept getting was: “Where are Genestealer Cults in our list?” Well, no one played them. RIP."

[elfin yew]

LMAO

Sad, their tricks arent regular 40k level but theyre still memey

[edgy cipher]

I hope it answered everything

Oh shit 3am I need to sleep

Hf on the new kt

[hasty sorrel]

oh ye

sleep

[dusk hill]

! goodnight

[elfin yew]

sleepers

[median pumice]

As a Custodes player..... frick that sounds broken as hell.

Even for like just 4 units?

Damn.

[dusk hill]

yee as a main u want ur faction to be like. good enough to feel fun and viable, not so good that it feels unfair

i'd hate this as a custodes player hoglsd

[median pumice]

Like... limit those actions because that is so much cheese

[dusk hill]

yee being able to taurox it with ignoring how turns are meant to work is just

idk

[elfin yew]

Yeah thats how harles are balanced out

The action limit

[dusk hill]

it doesn't feel like how u should make custodes good

[elfin yew]

Idk why they decided custodes should ignore it

[dusk hill]

Also

i love how the new killteam gives a name to every instance of melee weaponry, even the janky stuff

[elfin yew]

GUN BUTT

[dusk hill]

it makes it feel so much more characterful and hilarious to visualise, which imo is a REALLY big element of what makes the hobby fun

[dusk hill]

stealthsuits straight up deck ppl in melee, and drones ram them

i love it

[elfin yew]

Angry bee drone

[dusk hill]

While a friendly HUNTER CADRE operative is within :black_large_square: of this operative, pulse weapons that friendly operative is equipped with are accelerated. While a pulse weapon is accelerated, each time a shooting attack is made with it, in the Roll Attack Dice step of that shooting attack, before rolling your attack dice, you can retain one as a successful normal hit without rolling it. A pulse weapon is a ranged weapon that includes the word "pulse" in its name, e.g. pulse carbine.
so i think this means like, one attack automatically makes it to the save rolling stage automatically?

prolly only really pays for itself in that vs just a regular fire warrior or pathfinder if it's in like, a HUGE horde of rifles, carbines and blasters

tho to its credit it does also provide saviour protocols

[elfin yew]

Yee!

One free hit can b p good, reduces rng

[dusk hill]

yee

it prolly just becomes a mathy thing of like, that free hit vs just taking the hits from taking something that shoots in the drone's slot

[elfin yew]

Yeee

[dusk hill]

Relentless: Each time a friendly operative fights in combat or makes a shooting attack with this weapon, in the Roll Attack Dice step of that combat or shooting attack, you can re-roll any or all of your attack dice. () pardon

this is for the regular gun drone's carbines

they can just reroll all of their attack dice??

it has 8, ftr

and the WS for that is 4+, the same as regular fire warriors. that's confusing

[elfin yew]

Oh thats p good

[dusk hill]

yee that's surprisingly good

Fusillade: Each time a friendly operative performs a Shoot action and selects this weapon, after selecting a valid target, you can select any number of other valid targets within ⬤ of the original target. Distribute your attack dice between the targets you have selected. Make a shooting attack with this weapon (using the same profile) against each of the targets you have selected using the attack dice you have distributed to each of them. ()```
and the recon drones pulse blaster gets both a nerfed version of relentless and also a pseudo aoe

[elfin yew]

Oh yeah Fussilade is a weird one. P much just lets you split shots

[dusk hill]

these drones have gotten glowed up hard olugvsf

Yee i imagine v occasionally could be useful

like, to avoid overkilling something

[elfin yew]

Yess

[untold pier]

damn i should play some KT

[elfin yew]

Its rlly good

[untold pier]

can wait till the new codex, hope its this good

[dusk hill]

yee the new KT is shockingly good, me and onut just played uh

about 1/8 a game cus of the lag

[elfin yew]

[dusk hill]

but still!

[elfin yew]

Already have 2 super memirable moments

[dusk hill]

It flows way better than it used to and in general is more flavourful, concise and snappy

nods

[elfin yew]

Pe'tey the Pathfinder squaring up and the kablooey of centuries

[dusk hill]

im still just picturing how your demolition boi saw the void down the barrel of that ion rifle and only barely avoided incineration

[elfin yew]

YEAH

[dusk hill]

double crits saved by double crits

[elfin yew]

STAND OFF

[dusk hill]

worthy opponents

[elfin yew]

Whats the best is that if either of yhose crits hadnt been crits he'd be dead cuz ion rifle 5 dmg wew

[dusk hill]

nods

Each PATHFINDER fire team can only include up to one PATHFINDER HEAVY GUNNER operative OH

they can only have one not two

that- makes a lot more sense given how powerful they are

[elfin yew]

Ahh, one heavy gunnwr and 2 regular gunners then?

Thats how neophyte fire teams are too

[dusk hill]

the only option is heavy gunner or just regular pulse carbine boi

[elfin yew]

Ahh

[dusk hill]

ig cus the special weapons for pathfinders are so powerful that there isn't really a none-heavy option

ion rifles and rail rifles both hit like trucks

[elfin yew]

Oh my god the railrifle

4 dmg and 2 MW on every hit

On crits rather

5+ crits

[dusk hill]

so mws are just like, avoids the save thing entirely?

so the max damage for a railrifle is uh

[elfin yew]

Im actually unsure what their benefit is in KT

Since

Wait lemme check

Oh wait yes

It inflicts mortals before saves

So yes just like regular 40k, avoids the save

[dusk hill]

if all crit hits, 16 regular damage, plus 8 mws

not quite as high as the hypothetical 30 ion rifle damage but still, plus def more reliable

im still gonna take the ion cus it's funner

[elfin yew]

Esp since you dont need to do 30 damage to anything

Knocks down a knight in KT

[dusk hill]

yee, u just need to do less damage than that, more consistently

and without the chance of blowing urself up

fusion blasters finally look good now too

[elfin yew]

MW4

That fat crit

[dusk hill]

since they're no longer an anti vehicle weapon in a game almost without vehicles

lmao yeah

[elfin yew]

Ap2 slaps too

[dusk hill]

yee

[vivid rune]

Lmao

Turns out i can shit out a demonette in less than 2 hours

Tho i think im gonna try somthing diff for skin

[dusk osprey]

I think if you're shitting out daemonettes you should probs see a doctor

also CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

[median pumice]

niiiice

[sage matrix]

Squigly wigglies

Smile

[lapis tundra]

Pardon 😳

[median pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/that-damned-smile-minion-dancing-hannah-baker-gif-15047246

[rose sluice]

Finally here

And alot smaller than i thought it’d be

[crisp forge]

BOOB

[rose sluice]

Also a freebie i guess

[rose sluice]

She got dem leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs

[lapis tundra]

Titcron

[rose sluice]

Was thinking she’s be good to paint as that female phaeron

Also doge

[crisp forge]

the doggo is next to be painted

[lapis tundra]

Dont paint the doggo

[hasty sorrel]

boop the snoot

[lapis tundra]

Boop it!!

[rose sluice]

He fled

Lazy

[lapis tundra]

Escaped the paint

Bless

[twilit cliff]

wdym shit out

[lapis tundra]

Consume plastic mini, later it leaves

[rose sluice]

i have an injection moulder in my gut

[vivid rune]

I speed painted which is somthing i dont do

[sour hill]

I am very very excited to have a 4 day weekend. I plan on painting a ton more.

More Orks. More colour in the diorama.

[compact umbra]

I really really hope we don’t get Primarius chaos space marines

[edgy cipher]

tThey updscaled chaos marines so i think we're good on that part

[sour hill]

What honestly makes sense is that they only upscale them for proportions.

I think to "separate" Traitor and Loyalist they will have the Primaris representing one and the reclaimed/refurbished armours on the others.

Visual differentiation.

[compact umbra]

Yea I liked the upscaling, I just don’t want new type of chaos model

[sour hill]

I doubt we'd see it, besides unique troops being created.

Aka, new boxes of Noise Marines and such.

[lapis tundra]

I wouldnt mind another 10 man chaos squad of the same scale but with slightly different minis, different poses, new heads ect but chances gw does that are 0

[sour hill]

That would be nice. Same scale and such, just different design choices.

Compatible with the other box.

Sort of how AOS has some Khorne units.

They can be built as two different units entirely and you're provided sprues for the options/design choices.

[lapis tundra]

Yee, what bugs me the most rn is that you either have to have a few running dudes or you have to buy a second box and reuse some bodies which will result in some of them looking similar. Plus you now got a few leftover running bodies

Man i ordered some bits from australia a few weeks ago but they refuse to arrive :(

Need them for my next kitbash, cant wait to paint some more minis now that im fairly happy with my skill level

[sour hill]

I'm fucking DYING right now.

I'm waiting for a Contemptor AND a Leviathan right now.

[lapis tundra]

Bought a few of those backpack antennas to slap them onto csm backpacks

[lapis tundra]

I feel your pain man

[sour hill]

Ive got that unique Iron Hands unit that I'm going to turn into a Forgemaster for my BT army.

[rose sluice]

thought those big antenna where on his head

[sour hill]

Reading Helsreach has got me all hot and bothered to capture some of these units.

[rose sluice]

yeah

it gave me a cool idea actually

[lapis tundra]

What iron hands units btw? The hh terminators?

[sour hill]

Hold on.

[lapis tundra]

Instead of antennas you could slap those onto their backpacks but imma go for antennas 🙏

Also i love those optics, hope i find a way to slap them onto csm rifles

[rose sluice]

jury rigged comms array that's wired into a space marine helmet to intercept communications

[sour hill]

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Iron-Hands-Feirros-2020

I'm gonna turn him into a unique Forgemaster.

[lapis tundra]

Oh!! Love that lad

What are your conversion plans with him?

[lapis tundra]

Just realized :( https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Scrambler

Wont stop me from using them as antennas anyways

[rose sluice]

yeah

pole is pole

[lapis tundra]

😳

[vivid rune]

Wow. Im missing alot

[lapis tundra]

Holy shit 👀

[median pumice]

I just imagined a SM just covered with antennae like a hedgehog

[lapis tundra]

Antenna man!

I kinda had the idea in mind to basically have a marine with tons of lenses on his head

Kinda like this dude but still being a marine helmet

https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2Fa%2Faa%2FIG-88B-ESB.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20151130035541&sp=1636562857T7fd182dbe36bd13725f1c984a344e85d58e80993685af7ea441681d293f1bad6

No idea how to do that tho

[hoary ermine]

Nthanks for reminding me these bits exist

Imma use them for more titanfall dioramas

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah!

[sour hill]

Haven't 100% figured it out, but I'm not having him hold the cog axe. I want him to have a sword and bolter in his hands.

Or maybe have his hands free standing at a terminal, typing but have the arms holding weapons.

[lapis tundra]

Both neat ideas!!

[rose sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9sgzmp8Fk0&ab_channel=Warhammer40%2C000%3AChaosGate-Daemonhunters

[compact umbra]

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sour hill]

That's just my guess.

[rose sluice]

needs to happen at some point tbh

[sour hill]

Yeah. I think a few years and all Chaos should see unit updates.

Tops.

[elfin yew]

2022 Big Chaos time

[sour hill]

Berserkers, noise Marines, etc.

Yeah.

Forge Master is coming.

100%

Or Warpsmith.

Whatever.

[verbal sapphire]

PLEASE

[elfin yew]

According to the leak It Is Coming

[rose sluice]

so am i

where's the AoS leaks?

[lapis tundra]

No aos releases anymore, hence no leak :(

[rose sluice]

there was an image of leaks fool

about chorfs and shit

[elfin yew]

Dilara probably has theimage from awhile ago

The pic itself actually hasnt been posted in a bit, we just talk about it alot fhnfn

[rose sluice]

yeah

i've got the 40k ones locked in my collection

but i can't remember what else was on the AoS one

[lapis tundra]

Cant be true

[rose sluice]

you are blind bob

blind to the truth that surrounds you

[crisp forge]

oshit

[crisp forge]

You mean the one i keep posting?

here you go

the other one is entirely ticked out since all the leaks of the BT stuff in it was true

[rose sluice]

Na

The AoS one

There was umbraneth and chorfs

And that’s all i remember

[lapis tundra]

No chorfs, cant be true

[rose sluice]

Bro

They’re in da current lore

[lapis tundra]

Wrong, no chorfs. Cant be true

[rose sluice]

[void orchid]

Bobo why you hate chorfs?

Jealous, probably

[lapis tundra]

I dont hate things that dont exist

[vivid rune]

They do tho

[lapis tundra]

No chorfs, cant be true

[vivid rune]

THE HOBGROTS USE GRENADES MADE BY THE CHORFS

[lapis tundra]

Wrong, no chorfs, cant be true

[vivid rune]

Hobgrots are devious and malicious allies for the Kruleboyz. In Orruk society they act as barterers, trading between the greenskins and Hashut-worshipping duardin, letting both sides believe they are getting one up over the other.

@lapis tundra @lapis tundra @lapis tundra @lapis tundra @lapis tundra

[lapis tundra]

I refuse

No chorfs

[elfin yew]

HASHUT, ZHAR NAGGRUND

[vivid rune]

Literally from their storepage

[lapis tundra]

No chorfs

[crisp forge]

haha owned

[vivid rune]

Bobo wamts to get off the crazy train

:bog:

[median pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-woman-gif-22663298

I know I use that gif a lot, but this is the only discord I'm in that makes me use it that often..

[vivid rune]

Lmao

[proud gorge]

dating a viking, can relate

[lapis tundra]

Joan d'arc in 16th century german armor (idk why the artist did that but its hot) looks hot too

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Joan_of_Arc_-_John_Everett_Millais.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Albert_Lynch_-_Jeanne_d'Arc.jpg

Idk why so many paintings depict her in 16th century german plate

But it looks sick

[proud gorge]

noice

[hoary ermine]

i mean

do we know what her armor looked like?

cause i see a lot of people who say shes german for some reason

[verbal sapphire]

Die, Fiend

[hoary ermine]

oh they actually have her armor @lapis tundra

Like nearly all of her armor was stored

[lapis tundra]

I doubt that but the armor she is depicted in here was like developed 100 years after her death lol

[hoary ermine]

i mean

the rumour that catherine the great died due to horse bollocks also sprung up 100 years after she died so

[lapis tundra]

Huh

We know that she existed, she isnt a myth

Also by the time maximilian plate was developed in german countries the 100 years war was already more than over

[hoary ermine]

no i mean

in the case of Catherine the great

a rumor was sprung about 100 years after she died, that she died due to,.... a horse.... youknow

[lapis tundra]

I was trying to make the connection to joan d'arcs armor but i apparently failed, can you elaborate?

[void orchid]

Well yeah, the rumor didn't start right after her death cuz nobody believed what the horse was saying

[median pumice]

https://www.usagundamstore.com/products/1-100-scale-metal-gear-rex-model-kit

... someone talk me out of it.

[untold pier]

they shoulda done it in the gothic font like Asterix

[lapis tundra]

Obligatory dick gun joke but damn that thing looks sick

[untold pier]

lov the rex

stormsurge proxy

[median pumice]

I'm pretty sure it comes unpainted but God. I love the design so much

[arctic ridge]

Finally 🙏

[vivid rune]

Holy shit i want a bra like this

[dusk hill]

are those hands

[vivid rune]

Yes

Severed hands

[dusk hill]

spooky af

[untold pier]

Tiddie grab always

[vivid rune]

Those sculpts look really good in the post

Theres more than just that

I want to make a wrack heavy army where my wracks are custom sculpts of hulky hunky slasher IPs

I wanna make PH wrack with beeg sword

[elfin yew]

Im p sure someone on play on tabletop did that

In one of their KTs

[vivid rune]

Rhey did

I also want to make a bubba and zombie jason tho

Part 7 jason for my favorite movie

[edgy cipher]

That's because its only later that her being accused of witchery was brought into court again so she could be declared a martyr, so the current french king would not be associated to a witch

[lapis tundra]

No thats artwork from the 19th century, the artist most likely just went to a random museum, saw fancy armor and decided to paint joan d'arc now.

[void orchid]

It's fine, most armor looks the same anyway

[lapis tundra]

Very wrong

Also regarding the witch argument, it were the english who sentenced and burned her, not the french

[void orchid]

Wait which argument?

[lapis tundra]

Dis one

Chapin

It directly above

[void orchid]

Wait witch one?

[lapis tundra]

Dies

[edgy cipher]

Oh yes but rememebr that at the time it was the same royal army and it didn't matter, the king didn't want to get linked to a witch

Because religion

[lapis tundra]

I highly doubt that

[edgy cipher]

That's literally what happened with the tribunal after her death

[lapis tundra]

It was more of a "well the dumb english burned our holy woman, shes a martyr now, damn those englishmen"

[void orchid]

Can't have been that holy

Imagine being so graced by god that you just die cuz of some nerds

[edgy cipher]

Well it was during a period in catholic history where women saying they were prophetess was more or a less a common sight ?

[lapis tundra]

Burgundy literally turned away from the english after that and signed the treaty of arras

[void orchid]

TIL there's a place named burgundy

[void orchid]

That is a horrendous flag

[green cave]

But they had gorgeous armours

[proud gorge]

This makes me wish I was more colourblind

Blue gold can work, red white can work, all together they do not work

[green cave]

You say so, but what was your first reaction? Shock, shock is useful on the battlefield

[proud gorge]

Disgust

Though my flag has a fuckin Union Jack in it so I can’t complain much

[green cave]

Lol

[green cave]

This is also good

You cannot defend yourself if you are puking your soul out

[sour hill]

@lapis tundra Should be done with my kitbashing tonight.

[lapis tundra]

The iron hand? 👀

[vivid rune]

Think ill try 2 for 2 tonight and get another demonette done

[sour hill]

Yeah. We're going BIG stupid with him tonight too.

LMFAO

[vivid rune]

Last one i wasnt happy with

[sour hill]

I think his gun is too small.

😊

Thanks for the minigun, Redemptor.

[violet jay]

can suppressors receive the benefit from cover or not? im confused since they have the fly keyword but also infantry

[lapis tundra]

Holy shit 😳

[sour hill]

@lapis tundra

[lapis tundra]

Holy fuck, rip his enemies lmfao

[sour hill]

One arm is going to have a power sword as well. LMFAO

I'm just going all out stupid on him.

[untold pier]

Point it down to get the fly keyword

[lapis tundra]

I thought you used the small underarm gatling lmfao man this one fits perfectly!

[sour hill]

LMFAO

[untold pier]

My mans playing jetpack joyride

[lapis tundra]

Also may i ask where that table thingy is from 😳

[sour hill]

It's SUPER over the top, but I'm also in love with the idea that he bound this insane weapon to his body.

I combined some parts from one of the "large base detail" kits.

Carved some road spike thing at an angle and put an Aquila plate on backwards.

I've got a ton of extra cabling and wiring from my aggressors too, so I can make it look like this gun actually is supported by his pack.

[untold pier]

If u give him like 4 more stabilizing arms, and a few anchoring him to the floor i think it would look great

[sour hill]

Helllll yes.

[untold pier]

Ive gotta go out and buy paints and pva glue

Gonna have my units standing in dirty water

[lapis tundra]

Neat! Thx!!

[sour hill]

We can make it work.

Ooooo. You'll have to show me how the dirty water comes out.

[lapis tundra]

That def sounds like a solid idea!

[untold pier]

Get some toothpicks as a strong base, and then put these on them

Or like some skewers

Thats how my friend did his tech preisr

[lapis tundra]

Current kitbash progress of mine lmfao

[untold pier]

I see that shotty

[lapis tundra]

Yee i blutacd him together to see how the parts fit, took 1 early pic and then disassembeled him for removing mould lines and stuff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710114437385814101/894692715068006480/IMG_20211004_230529.jpg

Imagine him having a backpack with the infiltrator antennas

Might slap a few more ammo pouches on him, depending on if it fits and doesnt look out of place, his detail limit for the front is already reached, if i add more ammo its gonna be on his back

[sour hill]

Ayyyy

Another Cthonian topknot. My favourite.

[lapis tundra]

I love the topknots!!

Especially on this head

Also idk if its visible on the pic above but this part of his head is exposed, i love those half exposed marine helmets

[sour hill]

Yezzir

Even my dude has his face exposed with the super rebreather.

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah!

[untold pier]

I just found my first model holy crap

[lapis tundra]

Love it!

[lapis tundra]

Also post!! >:c

[untold pier]

Look how bent forward he is lmao

[lapis tundra]

First mini tau pog!

Mine was a marine, lets see if i find it

[untold pier]

This is prolly from mayyybe

2014?

[sour hill]

Charging at the enemy.

[untold pier]

Look at that awful paint lmao

Love the pose just without the scanner thing

Gonna make my breachers doing that

The “spec ops” run

[sour hill]

My first model was from March of this year. My wife bought me Uriel Ventris for my birthday and...well...now you see.

She made a financial mistake for both of us.

[untold pier]

But yea i painted this a while a go

[sour hill]

LMFAO

[untold pier]

Wait really this year??? Ur rly good

[lapis tundra]

My first mini from uhh idk 2015/6(?)

[untold pier]

Ooh love the green

[lapis tundra]

I added the seals and grass later

[verbal sapphire]

I cannot find my first mini 😔

[sour hill]

@untold pier 😳 Thank you. It's my first time doing hobby painting in general.

[verbal sapphire]

It was a metal dwarf I painted in 2012 and it was ugly as sin

[untold pier]

Found some more POG

[untold pier]

Damn rly!

[sour hill]

There's plenty of people wayyyyy more talented than me. But I'm happy with what I do.

I'm just having fun. This is my mental zen hobby and the gym is my physical zen hobby.

Balance myself out when I need it.

[untold pier]

Double seekered up on a wednesday night

Lookit the dust

I loved painting vehicles i could do it with no shakey hands

[dusk hill]

the tau'va is eternal

and same! it's way chiller than super smol details on figures

[untold pier]

Yea

Prolly gonna give this HH a once over

Clean some stuff up

[sour hill]

I think I prefer small models, honestly. Big vehicles intimidate me. But I'm trying to get over it for all the Dreads I have.

[untold pier]

And i wanna see if i can repair my riptide

[lapis tundra]

And these were the next 3 minis i painted a few months later

[untold pier]

Found his body pog, i just dug this box outta the storage

[untold pier]

Beakie spotted

Deffo needs a repair, and i need to figure out that neon green again

Cant find the base or the gun sad

[lapis tundra]

Oi 😳

[untold pier]

My sisters partner drew that lmao

[lapis tundra]

Ah fair lmao

[untold pier]

And i just broke his shield fuck

[lapis tundra]

Noooooo

[untold pier]

Welp

Good thing i have another

[sour hill]

Are those.old Resin models?

[untold pier]

But id love to repair this guy

[lapis tundra]

His riptide?

[sour hill]

Yee.

[untold pier]

Idk

[lapis tundra]

I think they were always plastic

[untold pier]

I think its just the gw plastic yea

[dusk hill]

yee riptides are fairly recent

[sour hill]

This was my first. His eyes are not pleasing. Nor his skin. I had no layer paints, contrasts only, and no tiny detail brushes.

One eye up the other proper. LMFAO

[untold pier]

Better detail then my 14 yr old self could do. Gotta see if ive improved

[sour hill]

I love seeing everyone's models when they first started. It's crazy. I see people that are like "first model" and it should have a Golden Daemon award.

[lapis tundra]

Damn what a journey... That def brought back some old memories

[untold pier]

Those peeps usually have model painting experience, its just their first warhammer model

[untold pier]

Fuck yea thats some improvement to be proud of

[sour hill]

Damn dude. Yeah. Look at you.

That's sick AF.

[hoary ermine]

no thats not what they do lmao

theres legit professional painters who go ''First model''

and then show up with 8 years of NMM experience

[sour hill]

I should find my best model to have next to Uriel. I wonder how much I've improved.

[untold pier]

Ive just been drawing, so painting will be fun

[hoary ermine]

theres definitely professional painters who do say ''first warhammer model''

[lapis tundra]

I remember seeing the box art back then, i was 100% certain that they were digitally painted or something because i couldnt image how one could possibly paint like that

[hoary ermine]

but ive seen some dumb takes out there lmao

[hoary ermine]

yes

[elfin yew]

Replace drone with a basketball

stupid guela

im balling

[sour hill]

Space Jam 3

[untold pier]

Shadowsun dunks a ball on some poor gue’ron’shas face

[lapis tundra]

Well first warhammer model 😉

But yeah i remember reading a donald duck comic where they painted small fantasy miniatures and played with them using dice and rulers and everything and i was just like damn i need that irl and a few years late a friend of mine introduced me to warhammer

That was a great moment

[void orchid]

Pretty cool that Disney invited mini wargames and advertised it in a Donald duck comic

[untold pier]

FOUND HIM YUS

[lapis tundra]

It was 100% based off warhammer but i didnt knew back then

[untold pier]

Anorak, the old shaper

My friend painted me some kroot for a bday

Lost his quills due to old age, but still hunts beasts

Has a “lictor” skull on his back

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah!

[sour hill]

Lictor? I barely knew her!

[lapis tundra]

Also couldnt find the comic sadly, somebody on reddit did tho, polish version tho :(

https://preview.redd.it/ladfxudse1o71.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273cefe2e83192e8abb1050438a0bd49ac1c97b3

God the memories

[sour hill]

That's dope. Warhammer is cannon in Disney universe.

Kingdom Hearts 4 will have a Warhammer world.

Wait...does that mean that Ahriman is a Disney princess? 😳

[lapis tundra]

Was one of my favourite comics back then, they basically were playing warhammer 24/7, donald got pissed and bought some kind of skeleton army but painted them with some random paint he found hear the store which kinda made the miniatures move and attack them, lovely comic

[arctic ridge]

Now that's a cute doodle

[arctic ridge]

Ahriman is just Ariel's drag persona

[hoary ermine]

yes

[untold pier]

Someone give me a good 40k thing to doodle

Nothing complex tho im just doodlin

[elfin yew]

Shadowsun dunking on that one chapter master she killed

[crisp forge]

LOL

[crisp forge]

A cute tau drone obviously

[void orchid]

Calgar hands

[vivid rune]

Whod she kill?

[elfin yew]

uhhh lemme check

some forgettable marine character, so like all of them

lemmefind it

[untold pier]

White scar dude

[vivid rune]

I hope it was someone important....oh

[untold pier]

She punches straight thru his armor tho

[vivid rune]

The one chapter i like lol

[elfin yew]

Corvin Severax

[untold pier]

P good way to do it

[elfin yew]

Yeah there was a white scar guy too but the chap master was severax

[untold pier]

Oh yea forgot bout him, nameless chapter

[elfin yew]

raven guardd

[vivid rune]

I like them if i had to choose a loyalist chapter

[untold pier]

Wait rly

[elfin yew]

yes

[vivid rune]

Otherwise its night lords

[untold pier]

Huh im dumb

[vivid rune]

Get fucked raven guard

[untold pier]

Thought it was one of the “nameless” chapters that died to the tau

[elfin yew]

reminds me of the time biel tan like

slaughtered 7 unnamed chapters

[untold pier]

Proud out here remembering the lore better than BL writers

[elfin yew]

Honestly It's not even that big of alore point it'slegit just from like

some tiny iyanden bookletiirc

I just like to remember Fun Facts to activate marine salting

[untold pier]

Lmao big vibe

Also the best fem tau art right there

[elfin yew]

P much some monkeigh were squatting on a exodite planet and Biel Tan showed up,killed like 6 IG regiments, 7 chapters, and purged them off the planet

[untold pier]

Mfw you kill more groups of SM then IG

the IG command was like “yallz got this”

[edgy cipher]

Thats usually, the opposite

[hoary ermine]

yeah so i do like that

[edgy cipher]

Big IG win right there

More than their books

[hoary ermine]

when can i pick up my tau gf?

[untold pier]

Yea its not just fetish art

[edgy cipher]

If you exclude Gaunt Ghosts

[hoary ermine]

exactly

just a buff tau

[elfin yew]

Found the summary, actually I was wrong

10 chapters

IG unmentioned

biel tanw ill have no iyanden pussyfooting

[edgy cipher]

So I finally finished reading Lords of Silence

Who, the fuck said it was a guard book

[untold pier]

Yea they saw that and dipped prolly after the contact was lost with the first chapter

[elfin yew]

lmao

[elfin yew]

What's it about

[edgy cipher]

It's about DG dealing with the survivors of the Cadia

[elfin yew]

Ahh

[edgy cipher]

And one of the main characters is a guard that was unluckily left alive and slowly turned into a poxwalker

Guard charges at plague lord, plagues lord goes , mmmhh very ballsy, i don't want you to die in honor, i'll rip your heart and turn you into my slowly rotting puppet

[crisp forge]

Oh god that sideplot, spoilers ||but theres this great scene where he doesnt realise he's been slowly mutated by chaos corruption and runs to an imperial line begging for help and they start shooting at him ||

https://youtu.be/2J8mkHUsiXY?t=73

basically this

[edgy cipher]

Like its the only guard related thing in the book

Rest is DG going at it and hints of Morty actually trying to become someone again

[elfin yew]

buy book 'for your faction'
its actually just torturing your faction

[edgy cipher]

Ity's a normal thing for guard

[elfin yew]

Every Gav eldar book

RHDH

[edgy cipher]

And i'm currently 100 pages in Spire

[elfin yew]

Niceo

[edgy cipher]

Sitll aren't done with Necropolis

I tend to butterfly too much with books

[untold pier]

For those people who cant read my shit handwriting

“Bet you cant take off his purity seal”
“Beep boop”
“An oil bath and a clean-out? You’re on!”

[crisp forge]

AYYYY ❤️

THAT LOOKS GREAT

cropping it for my art stash

[untold pier]

Gimme railgun sniper drones gw

[untold pier]

Feel free

[crisp forge]

the perspective with the gun is really great too!

[untold pier]

Haha i suck at foreshortening so yhanks!

I wanna animate a scene of some commander just having an argument with his drones

“Im telling you, they like duels and working on their suit! A walk on the beach wouldnt work!!”
“Beep boop”
“Oh like you would know romance, youre a drone!”
“Boop beep!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE MARRIED”

[crisp forge]

IS THAT WHERE TINIER TAU DRONES COME FROM?

[untold pier]

“YOU DIDNT INVITE ME?”

[crisp forge]

nOO

[untold pier]

Haha recon drone and an intercepter had some kids

[hoary ermine]

yeah uh, this is made by grimskulls workshop

he ignores me whenever i ask him how his battlesuit project goes since i made it so he could continue it

[untold pier]

Hes trying to roll a joint and failing miserably

[void orchid]

I love it

Calgar involuntarily straight edge

[untold pier]

Ill tidy it up a bit lmao, i just sketched it out

[untold pier]

Fuckin lmao straight edge thru ineptitude

[hasty sorrel]

his hands need to be bigger

[hasty sorrel]

goood

[dusk hill]

adorable

[void orchid]

Fantastic

40k version of hulk hands toys

[untold pier]

Bopem sockers, relic weapon

[void orchid]

Also known as Bonkerian Smackems in low gothic

[untold pier]

Im fuckin dead PLZ

[quaint halo]

So I hate my Cursed City party's team comp

They just finished the Van Aulten Triplets decapitation mission on 3 turns

[vivid rune]

Lmao

What is it? @quaint halo

[quaint halo]

Brutag, The mage chick, Galario, and Dagni

[vivid rune]

Oof

[quaint halo]

Yeah

Brutog stunlocks the big bads and DPSs the shit out of them while Dagni hits the philactories from range with his loot gun

And Brutog has the armor upgrade that let's him use his "once a turn" abilities multiple times

[vivid rune]

Jesus thats rough

[elfin yew]

Have just played my first bit of KT with craftworlds and I really like the approach to CWE weapons

Not very high damage but big crit plays

Had a Exarch quad crit into melee with a diresword which felt good even tho he got obliterated shortly after

I REALLY wish we had a melee aspect in KT now

imagining how fucking insane a scorpion team would be

I do wish the platforms seemed better

I'm not sure how to bring them, since your enemy canjustbean the guardian who controls it and iteffectively kills both

[dusk hill]

huh that's weird

the tau turret seems to be just like, it's own unit that vibes in the spot it was placed on

[elfin yew]

Yee fluffwise at least, guardian heavy weapons are manned, but I just wish thatlike

Idk, it gave the operator rlly good cover or smthing?

It has a massive shield plate after all

...Or that it had a D-Cannon option

[bold copper]

just got back from a game of 40k. first time i've ever had a game end in a tie

[sweet hull]

I look at this and having seen some blood angels stuff its the first thing my mind goes to https://twitter.com/billelis/status/1458532490419871753/photo/1

Billelis (@billelis)

“Transcendence”

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Twitter · Nov 10, 2021, 8:30 PM

[hasty sorrel]

the dream

[full quarry]

https://twitter.com/Warzone_Studio/status/1458344905596620806?s=20

Warzone Studio (@Warzone_Studio)

Cool tyranids by @scriv_paints
#miniatures_warzone #warhammer #40k #tyranid https://t.co/zyD14Cs5VQ

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Twitter · Nov 10, 2021, 8:04 AM

[hasty sorrel]

thats a sick zoanthrope

[lapis tundra]

More like maleceptor 😎

[rose sluice]

Handsome

[lapis tundra]

Big man

[crisp forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/908341156256043018/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/908341241232654386/image0.jpg

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/11/11/whip-your-van-saar-gang-into-peak-performance-with-new-champions/

Glad to see a Lenin model finally, love it ❤️

[green cave]

POG POG POG

[rose sluice]

they look smexy

[green cave]

The second one is amazing

The first one is also really good

Looks like a cape make a lot of things better

[hasty sorrel]

god wtf are those weird cyber ponytails

[green cave]

Rad dispenser

[crisp forge]

god shut up

Van Saar are great skelly

you just got no taste

[green cave]

It help keep our brains clear of rads

[lapis tundra]

U got no taste dilly >:c

[edgy cipher]

Shut up man thirsting after armour

[crisp forge]

go back to #865730416799645696

[green cave]

At certain point they also glow in teh dark for extra swag

[rose sluice]

swag +10

[lapis tundra]

They look sick indeed but not in a rusty human anthill megacity where everybody is either a mutant or a hobo. Or both

[green cave]

Oooohhh, look at all those modification on the lasgun!

[hasty sorrel]

my issue is they look like corvus belli models

[green cave]

Corvus what?

[crisp forge]

Corvus Who?

[rose sluice]

belly

[edgy cipher]

https://www.corvusbelli.com/

[green cave]

HOBO! Their settlement is the only one where the doors open automatically nearly without sound

[edgy cipher]

Looks like competitors to GW

[green cave]

Thanks Zher

[lapis tundra]

They would look great as either a standalone army for 40k or spire hunters but eh.. dont really fit into this "yo everybody is poor and has to salvage everything" setting

[crisp forge]

I mean i dont really care

Van's are suppose to look futuristic

[hasty sorrel]

Its a scifi setting

[crisp forge]

it helps keep them being unique

instead of uh

"gothic vomit"

[rose sluice]

very much this

[green cave]

They still salvage stuff, but instead they kinda bring it down to basic resources and then produce new stuff

[rose sluice]

there's only so much church i can stand

[crisp forge]

^

[edgy cipher]

Imagine being mad about diversity in sci fi design

[crisp forge]

40k's biggest issue is the imperium's aesthetic overshadowing other factions

so people go

"TAU DONT FIT THE SETTING"

[edgy cipher]

Atleast the Admech have a big difference with the standard Imperium style

[lapis tundra]

Dilly we arent talking 40k in general, we are talking a literal scrappy megacity on a toxic waste planet.

[hasty sorrel]

tau afer fine cause they are a unique faction, my issue with van is they require so much "oh but they just have it" to continue existing it hurts

they literaly live in a slum

[crisp forge]

Silence

[green cave]

Actually they are on nearly all hives, since you know, they are the only few to know how they work

[green cave]

They actually are near the top of the hive

[lapis tundra]

Yes super clean super scifi dudes kinda stand out when everybody else is covered in dirt and has to build their stuff from scrap or steal shit

[crisp forge]

I live in a slum 🇹🇷 and you dont see me complaining about futuristic stuff when a rich dude passes by me

[lapis tundra]

My head

[hasty sorrel]

but we do

[crisp forge]

No u

[green cave]

I think you missed the squads sent in the underhive then

[rose sluice]

i think they look fine

[crisp forge]

Skelly is just picky

[rose sluice]

just put more grime on them?

[crisp forge]

ill get em in the end

right in the kidneys

🔪

[lapis tundra]

Wrong, you are picky about other ppl having different tastes

[crisp forge]

fuk u

enjoy van saar lenin

[lapis tundra]

no fuk u

:c

[green cave]

Ok, now i'm at a crossroad, help Dilara or stop Dilara from making something bad... I think i will go to stop Dilara so she don't get thrown in prison

[edgy cipher]

I mean if she is in prison she can't hornypost

[lapis tundra]

Have fun stabbing through my imaginary 16th century plate armor 😎

[crisp forge]

reee

aim for the eyes

[green cave]

True, but at least she moderate herself now

[lapis tundra]

Which is exactly why we cant allow them to put her in prison

[edgy cipher]

Wasn't plate useless in 16th century to the point they tried to introduce cuirassier until they realised it was too expensive to make on the long term ?

Also Prime reason to

[lapis tundra]

Armor was far from useless in the 16th century lmfao

It was slowly getting less but threequarter plate was still used in the 17th century

[rose sluice]

NERD

[green cave]

Around middle 18th century it become more just couriass iirc, then with better guns that too phased out

[lapis tundra]

Partially plate existed even longer, napoleonic cavalry still had breastplates for example. Hell even in ww1 plate was used

[green cave]

Still Van Saar are best

[lapis tundra]

40k server, nou

Reeeeee

[rose sluice]

[lapis tundra]

What even is that supposed to mean 💀

[rose sluice]

[lapis tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-davy-jones-falls-in-water-remote-gif-22568708

[edgy cipher]

Good one less hornyposter

One by one they shall fall

[lapis tundra]

I never posted anything horny, prove i did 😎

[green cave]

Your comments count Hobo

[lapis tundra]

Damn

[green cave]

Yep, that is what you are already... Damned to horny jail

[edgy cipher]

And so do your emotes

[lapis tundra]

No jail can possibly bind me

[edgy cipher]

No need for horny jails, locking together horny people is the worse idea possible

[lapis tundra]

Shit thats even worse 😳

[green cave]

Yeah, i read that story too... But that is why horny jails are getting mono cells with soundless walls

[arctic ridge]

Solitary time

[arctic ridge]

Your horny posting for armour also counts

[lapis tundra]

😳

[arctic ridge]

Don't cut yourself on the rim of the burgonet

[crisp forge]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/11/11/five-of-the-holiest-boniest-relics-in-the-fully-loaded-black-templars-upgrade-set/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/908374326472998953/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/908374411978104882/image0.jpg

It's a boy

[lapis tundra]

The man

[median pumice]

... I wanna give him a nose ring.

[sour hill]

So I saw that preorders for Grimaldus go up this weekend! My final models for my BT boys.

[median pumice]

Pls show pictures and works in progresssss

[sour hill]

100% I will. I sadly haven't started painting any of my BT yet.

But I have the base scheme figured out, I know which colours I'm using for the blacks/whites/reds too.

[lament nymph]

I'm really psyched for the Blanche Castellan

[sour hill]

I think for my diorama I'm going to have the Emperor's Champion with Grimaldus chanting behind him facing down Ghaz alone.

While all these other little pocket battles are going.

[lapis tundra]

Jambo, important question. Will you give grimaldus the helmet he comes with or will you use the unhelmeted one or even a completely different helmet