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#40k-minis-and-armies
vivid rune
median pumice
New abilities for the custodes lieutenant dropped on reddit
Apparently he starts at base 6 attacks
edgy cipher
Its all above including the new gsc hero
median pumice
This discord both moves so fast and yet sometimes not lol
void orchid
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368066507307220995/904768074346033232/ima...
This is just so funny
GW looking at getting the untapped coupon clipper demographic into warhammer
Also there is just something very cringe to me about seeing artwork depicting a servo skull excited to get coupons lmao
compact umbra
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368066507307220995/904768074346033232/ima...
WAIT THIS IS FOR ONLY AWRHAMMER PLUS OWNERS?
I mean, if you spend 100 dollars this month you get this month's subscription for free
also GW is bad at math or miswriten this
Starting at £100, and with each additional £50, you’ll earn 10% of what you spend back in vouchers. We’ve even made a handy chart to make it simple to understand.
void orchid
What's miswritten?
compact umbra
Its implying that every 50 dollars you get another 10% returned in voucher
idk this deal is just kinda meh
void orchid
But think of the v o u c h e r s
dusk hill
it's a company
it wants money
this is scheme to acquire money
this is not surprising or shocking in the remotest fashion
void orchid
It's not shocking, but it's still enjoyable to point and laugh
edgy cipher
There is wanting money and being greedy bastards
compact umbra
I mean, If you are planning to spend over 100 bucks on stuff, you could get that month for free in the value of vouchers?
But
Still
bold copper
crisp forge
https://tenor.com/view/red-letter-media-endless-trash-jay-mike-movies-gif-769990...
god I wish i could do some editing
just want to replace the background with HH books
bold copper
horus heresy books for the most part aren't bad
but there are indeed some stinkers in there
void orchid
3 months later im still trying to get thru a thousand sons
idk why, i should just skip it at this point
edgy cipher
New crons ?
rose sluice
they ressurect
bold copper
i think my biggest complaint about the new chaos gate is that i wish they would pick a chaos god other than nurgle as the enemy
bold copper
this is more so an overall complaint with warhammer games in general
there are chaos factions other than nurgle, please use them
rose sluice
would be nice for a change but i doubt we'll see any of the other gods getting any spotlight until twwh3
atleast with darktide we're seeing renegade guardsmen
elfin yew
What in good heavens is that
elfin yew
Slappy hand jane
vivid rune
Shes a cult member of the Black Vale
They worship the entity
Im almost positive thats just otz darva as a survivor 
crisp forge
Damn those survivors look like random Dead Rising NPCs
vivid rune
Damn those survivors look like random Dead Rising NPCs
Its the same person
crisp forge
AAA
rose sluice
I was watching someone play it and it looked really fucking annoying
rose sluice
Seems like one of those games where you’d get pissed off if you were new and didn’t know anything
elfin yew
Yeah I could see that
Sadly I started when the game was brand new but I can still imagine
the grind is horrendous for anything decent
vivid rune
Is dbd actually fun to play?
vivid rune
Seems like one of those games where you’d get pissed off if you were new and did...
Very much so
tulip cairn
Love the art on the codex
vivid rune
Mew map stuff
feral ingot
PRAY KILL BURN
vivid rune
I dont like the BTs but their art is cool and they have a vibe
rose sluice
Very much so
Makes sense why i thought it looked abit shit then
compact umbra
What do y’all consider the best kit for kitbashing for Slaanesh players
vivid rune
@compact umbra hellstriders
@compact umbra with hellstriders you get seekers, whips, lances bodies, sheilds, shoulderpads helmets, and icons
vivid rune
What do y’all consider the best kit for kitbashing for Slaanesh players
Alternatively the new mortals are great
bold copper
Yellow is not my favorite color to work with
elfin yew
Oof
The actual contents of shadow throne suck for cults
Well, atleast if you already play cults
Oh boy. Brood coven and 10 neophytes
Like. What??
Thats literally just a entire army of 300 pts of hq
Presumably 390 with the sabo
bold copper
the box is definitely a better deal if you're starting a GSC army
not adding to one
custodes IDK
elfin yew
That and anyone and their mother who plays Cults alreasy has Brood Coven
Neophytes too oof
Hopefully the combat patrol doesnt sucj
bold copper
custodes looks like they got the better deal with that box
elfin yew
@median pumice I must retract splitting shasow throne Im sowwy :c
Its content are
Really poor for a current cult player
median pumice
Yee, no worries dude.
elfin yew
I can just get the codex and sabo
median pumice
Yeah, I was thinking about that too
elfin yew
Ugh I hope the combat patrol doesnt come out worse than the SC box
median pumice
Because I already have two boxes of Sisters of Silence, and then an unassembled box of Termies.... but. I'd have gone through with it because I made a promise lol
elfin yew
Dhshdh
median pumice
But yeah, no worries dude
Here is hoping that the new combat patrol does look nice
Or at the very least the new rules are like..... nice
elfin yew
Yesss
Hoping for Brood Coven to get slot reductions so I can really jam 500pts into the HQ slot
median pumice
Heres hoping. And on the plus side: We saved money. Hopefully 😂
compact umbra
The actual contents of shadow throne suck for cults
Tbh I think all the recent like, thematic box sets suck ass lmao, hex fire was awful for both sides in that deal
It’s literally only good if you want a model early or something
compact umbra
Or if you even have a custodies army and a gene stealer cult army it’s eh
elfin yew
Literally a army thats 3/5ths hqs then your chaff troop option
Yeah
The worst part for GSC is that
You cant run 2 of the same HQ withour multiple detachments
Or ant character dor that matter
So if you already have Brood Coven your out
compact umbra
Damn
elfin yew
Which... most everyone who already plays cults would
compact umbra
Tbh hex fire was fucking awful, like A; if you got that for you and your friend, who ever had thousand sons would be fucking destroyed
B; literally only came with 1 actually new unit
The other was a redesign
Wait I was wrong
Grey knights also got a dude
It’s just
A bad box
elfin yew
Yee
compact umbra
I feel like it would be better if you could just buy the armies individually as like, thematic booster packs
Like who has both grey knights and thousand sons?
Who would want both?
Actually, what custody player would want genestealers?
I mean it’s more possible then grey and thousand sons.
elfin yew
Yeah I thinj the point is usually to splt w someone but ur right
Im hoping the combat patrols will be better
compact umbra
Same
elfin yew
I would do anything for a decent boxset with a whopping 10 acolyte hybrids
compact umbra
I wonder what they are gonna put chaos space marines against, if that thematic box thing drops
And what chaos legion
elfin yew
CSM vs CWE maximum chad box
compact umbra
Lmao I’d love that actually
They are probs gonna use abbadon’s legion like they always do for chaos
elfin yew
Yse probs
compact umbra
Wait I’m pretty sure it’s actually world eaters,
Because I heard they are getting soem new stuff
Ab or world eaters
compact umbra
Yea
A lot of new cultist stuff
And World eater stuff
Which is the most played CSP I believe
That or like, iron hangs
Hands
elfin yew
Iron warriors u mean?
compact umbra
I get them mixed up all the time
void orchid
iron warriors would be cool
void orchid
lul
compact umbra
Yea, they need more love
void orchid
iron hands are lame imo, dont @ me
compact umbra
I literally only know them because fulgrim was friends with thier primarch
void orchid
its for the best
hazard stripes are legitimately a great aesthetic
i want my kharadron ships to have hazard strips on them when i ever get around to painting them
lol
compact umbra
Fuckin, why did fulgrim make him a hammer?? And why did he put basically a self destruct in the sword he gave to fulgrim
void orchid
they had a bro down and it was fun
compact umbra
True
void orchid
its like when you and your bro each paint a mini, and you both think the other guys came out better than your own
compact umbra
But it was 100% a dick move to purposely put a weak spot on the sword, like the hammer fulgrim gave didn’t have that crap
void orchid
idr the weak spot
compact umbra
He knew how to brake his own sword
I mean
He knew how to break the sword he gave to fulgrim
void orchid
to be fair, he has godmode turned on when it comes to making things, so thats kinda fair
let me say fair some more because i dont read what i type
lol
compact umbra
Also it’s so fucking stupid fulgrim made a hammer
void orchid
i dunno, i can kinda see it because he struggles with artistic block a lot right?
so maybe he was just like fuck it, ferrus would be impressed with a hammer
and makes that
compact umbra
True, but it’s a hammer,
compact umbra
i dunno, i can kinda see it because he struggles with artistic block a lot right...
He literally brought artistic expression and a new age of art to a planet that Smothers babies to death snd makes chemicals in factories
So they don’t die
void orchid
oh for sure
i just remember in his first HH book he is repeatedly plagued with lack of inspiration
compact umbra
really?
void orchid
yeah, theres a whole thing about him carving a statue, and an artist on his ship also carving one
compact umbra
I didn’t read his books because I heard they were garbage
void orchid
and fulgrims is like, technically ideal but lacking the true inspiration or w/e
i forget how its put, but it pisses him the fuck off
and its eluded to not be a new problem
compact umbra
Sounds like him
void orchid
which makes sense, given hes a perfectionist
void orchid
I didn’t read his books because I heard they were garbage
honestly one of the weaker ones ive read so far, but it was worth it for the grand play at the books culmination where everything goes apeshit and they fully fall to madness
compact umbra
Ah, like the emperors children
void orchid
the side characters were kind of weak imo, different artists going about their lives doing art, some of it got kinda nasty
and i kept getting several of the EC mixed up cuz they all have the personality of a brick and identical sounding posh names
i did enjoy little details tho
compact umbra
Their lore improves tho in the codex
void orchid
it is peak EC that they have a celebration feast to their victory, before the actual fight
void orchid
makes sense
compact umbra
Like
void orchid
'cute'
compact umbra
Good details
elfin yew
He literally brought artistic expression and a new age of art to a planet that S...
My like of the emperors children grows
compact umbra
I love them so much
elfin yew
I hope they get a codex tbh
compact umbra
Same
elfin yew
I rlly feel CSM and Daemons would be so improved with individual codices
Like AoS does it
compact umbra
Demons could be excused, because people only play with the respected demons anyway, and a lot of demons aren’t in 40K that are in AoS
But CSM yea 100%
Also I think renegade space marines should have their own codex
compact umbra
Demons could be excused, because people only play with the respected demons anyw...
Wait this might not be true
void orchid
i love every bit of info i come across for renegades
it feels criminally underexplored
compact umbra
Yea, I’d love to have a killteam of space pirate space marines
I think most of them were killed after the Horus heresy
They were called like, the children of war or what ever
void orchid
gw rushing to write out anything interesting about space marines
elfin yew
Oh no they are p much actual pirates
void orchid
ideal
compact umbra
Lmao that sounds amazing
I feel like they won’t do that, because we have different 4 Eldar armies and one of them is just a mish mash of the other 3
elfin yew
Yeah theyre p much Asuryani who got bored of craftworls life so they ditched their codes and went rogue to do pirate thinfs
Also the occasional drukhari
Oh yeah I dont mean like a full army codex
compact umbra
Yeah theyre p much Asuryani who got bored of craftworls life so they ditched the...
A respectable life
elfin yew
Just like a faction rule like craftworld traits
compact umbra
OHHH yea that would be cool
elfin yew
Sort of like the Ynnari supplement
compact umbra
It would be fun to see them vs free bootas
void orchid
pirate grudge match
compact umbra
Even though the free bootas would fucking make them into a fine paste, it would be fun for the first round
spark jungle
lapis tundra
God i love this
More space marines should actually lay on the floor, use tripods ect
edgy cipher
Fuck that looks good
sour hill
That's insanely good.
charred ginkgo
https://twitter.com/ZealSight/status/1455438588032737280
"don't mind me, i'm just going to take cover behind your bolter for a sec"
sour hill
Fuck.
charred ginkgo
good ol lamenters
lapis tundra
I just love how good marines look when actually laying down and using their guns like this
Like the man standing upright and eradicating ppl with his heavy bolter looks cool too but idk i kinda prefer this now
sour hill
It just looks good to not have the same static pose constantly.
charred ginkgo
it would make sense but also kind of provide an "unfair" advantage because your minis would have a lower profile for drawing LOS
sour hill
Plus, if I'm looking at this right it looks like he's actually getting eaten up by the fungus.
The marine that is.
charred ginkgo
and by "unfair" I mean sensible, but yeah
sour hill
His pack has the fungus growing rapidly.
charred ginkgo
I thought that was like a scorch mark from the top of his backpack getting shot off
sour hill
It could be.
That lamenter is not having a good time regardless.
Melta'd his backpack.
LMFAO
charred ginkgo
lamenters specialize in not having a good time
hasty sorrel
More space marines should actually lay on the floor, use tripods ect
iirc lore wise marins cant stand up if they go prone, or not easily anyway
:Omegalul-1:
sour hill
Knock them on their back.
green cave
LULZ
sour hill
Turtled.
charred ginkgo
that's not true at all...
lapis tundra
It just looks good to not have the same static pose constantly.
THIS
lapis tundra
iirc lore wise marins cant stand up if they go prone, or not easily anyway
If they can rip a car in half they can get back up by themselves too. What kind of gw lore moment is this
charred ginkgo
"Transhuman dread. Aximand had heard iterators talk of the condition. He’d heard descriptions of it from regular Army officers too. The sight of an Adeptus Astartes was one thing: taller and broader than a man could ever be, armoured like a demigod. The singularity of purpose was self-evident. An Adeptus Astartes was designed to fight and kill anything that didn’t annihilate it first. If you saw an Adeptus Astartes, you knew you were in trouble. The appearance alone cowed you with fear.
But to see one move. Apparently that was the real thing. Nothing human-shaped should be so fast, so lithe, so powerful, especially not anything in excess of two metres tall and carrying more armour than four normal men could lift. The sight of an Adeptus Astartes was one thing, but the moving fact of one was quite another. The psychologists called it transhuman dread. It froze a man, stuck him to the ground, caused his mind to lock up, made him lose control of bladder and bowel. Something huge and warlike gave pause: something huge and warlike and moving with the speed of a striking snake, that was when you knew that gods moved amongst men, and that there existed a scale of strength and speed beyond anything mortal"
pretty sure they can get up off the ground without having to hit their LifeAlert button
lapis tundra
Prolly just the old "ArMoUrEd KnIgHtS cAnT gEt BaCk Up By ThEmSeLvEs" bullshit and random lorewriter thought "WeLl SpAcE mArInE = KnIgHt So CaNt GeT bAcK uP". Insert smoothbrain emote
edgy cipher
it would make sense but also kind of provide an "unfair" advantage because your ...
Good thing its the base that counts
lapis tundra
"Transhuman dread. Aximand had heard iterators talk of the condition. He’d heard...
God thats dumb. No offense to whoever wrote that but looking scary < not getting hit by ap missiles
green cave
Agree with Hobo, that excerpt make no sense
charred ginkgo
pretty sure they just have a tube up their ass that disposes of their waste
lapis tundra
Marines like stuffing things up their asses? 😳
charred ginkgo
like is probably a strong word
sour hill
I imagine the space Marines being like that dude that flew to Thailand and demanded the stewardesses wipe him after he shit.
Just some Ultramarine yelling at an imperial citizen to "WIPE IT. DEEPER. DEEPER!"
green cave
Marines like stuffing things up their asses? 😳
Considering how many cables and tubes go into their body i would say they are pretty accustomed to such things
hasty sorrel
Just gotta shit in my diaper and keep fighting.
actual acid shits
sour hill
LMFAO
edgy cipher
And it gets recycled for them to eat it again
charred ginkgo
but seeing as how tubes running in and out of your body is nothing unusual in 40k, i'm pretty sure they probably just pipe their shit into their backpack to be incinerated and vented out like a high tech colostomy bag
they might have to be in their armor for months at a time
hasty sorrel
Prolly just the old "ArMoUrEd KnIgHtS cAnT gEt BaCk Up By ThEmSeLvEs" bullshit a...
its more marines cant move the armour particularly well when it cant assist them cause they are basically running around in concrete
charred ginkgo
and removing it by yourself is not ideal
lapis tundra
Well they are assisting them unless they broke tho
charred ginkgo
and completely not based in any lore as far as i know, too
charred ginkgo
the black carapace literally lets them control the armor like a second skin
lapis tundra
Like you dont need the excuse of "my armor broke, i cant move" to prone
lapis tundra
https://www.vice.com/en/article/evyd97/the-guy-who-forced-taiwanese-flight-atten...
Noice
But yeah omw to find tripod or bipod bits for marine guns now
Jk im at work
charred ginkgo
remember in Astartes (which is canon now) how the space marine falls on his face after being dragged through the warp
and he's back on his feet almost instantly after having a quick puke?
hasty sorrel
the black carapace literally lets them control the armor like a second skin
controlling like a 2nd skin don't help if ths skin don't bend that way
charred ginkgo
controlling like a 2nd skin don't help if ths skin don't bend that way
except they obviously do so
yeah
charred ginkgo
remember in the ultramarines movie how they sprint, jump, climb, and get up after being knocked down?
lapis tundra
So ur saying the marine armor restricts movement and prevent them from getting back up?
sour hill
lapis tundra
God that fucking movie
Also crawling under an antigrav vehicle without getting crushed :/
hasty sorrel
yup, its a bad movie
charred ginkgo
doesn't matter how bad the movie is, it's canon
lapis tundra
you know what else is cannon
A cannon? 😳
charred ginkgo
right, so... space marines can get up off the floor without having to call LifeAlert. Good talk. 👍
lapis tundra
Terminators are soper mobile compared to normal ones
charred ginkgo
the secret is the backflip
lapis tundra
Terminators are soper mobile compared to normal ones
Typo 👍
sour hill
Don't be surprised by the size of the armor.
They are cannonically more in tune with their armor.
And have mastered mobility inside.it.
hasty sorrel
meanwhile allt he firstborn are being put in care homes
lapis tundra
Regular marines have less expreience in how to use and move in their armor
lapis tundra
New faction leaked??
feral ingot
New zigmarine pirate faction?
lapis tundra
One of the 2 lost legions returns as pensioners???
feral ingot
skaven accidentally discovers another race but this time it aint' fish???
hasty sorrel
honestly would be more interesting than marines
but im glad to see we alla gree marines are stuck when prone
feral ingot
And have mastered mobility inside.it.
So you're saying that they can scratch their butts for real, is that it?
hasty sorrel
lapis tundra
Stawp aaaa
sour hill
So you're saying that they can scratch their butts for real, is that it?
Only termies.
dusk hill
https://www.vice.com/en/article/evyd97/the-guy-who-forced-taiwanese-flight-atten...
well that's uncomfortable and i didn't need to know it ✨
edgy cipher
lapis tundra
Holy shit if this isnt a nid im loosing my mind
dusk hill
idk that looks too bug-ish to be a nid to me
nids dont tend to look like spindly arthropods
edgy cipher
Moreso AoS imo
median pumice
I think the first thing we always gotta ask ourselves is the 40k or AoS question lmao
edgy cipher
@crisp forge The chart if you please
dusk osprey
nids dont tend to look like spindly arthropods
Why don't they though? Nid spiders would be sick
elfin yew
I dont think its nids tbh
dusk hill
that is true
elfin yew
Unless theyre way down the pipe
I feel like if we were getting nids sooner, the leak wouldve mentioned them
I feel like late 2022 or so is possible for them
Since we already have a lineup for presumably early-mid 2022
crisp forge
<@!166943308231344128> The chart if you please
lapis tundra
Literal pain :(
void orchid
Not if you like aos more 
edgy cipher
Since we already have a lineup for presumably early-mid 2022
As reliable as always, thank you
crisp forge
elfin yew
As reliable as always, thank you
💖
The reason I say is because we already have Tau January and confirmed CSM/CWE releases
I feel if Nids were coming we'd hear about them first
crisp forge
Yeee nids are prob further down
elfin yew
Oh Chaos Knights too
edgy cipher
Well, I don't wanna sour the mood but I feel like the Octarius moment is moreso an event to feed the IG and Tyranid players until they get their own codex
elfin yew
Yeah thats what I figure too
edgy cipher
Because from what we gathered, Tau and Chaos seem to be the first in line for a codex in 2022
elfin yew
It does say no particular order, so Im unsure but def one of the 3(CSM, CWE, Chaos Knights)
median pumice
Dillara you are awesome, you know that?
edgy cipher
I'd love to see some CWE vs Tau but I think we are more likely to see some Chaos vs CWE
edgy cipher
Don't forget to tick the Custo vs GSC box
edgy cipher
They could also be single releases
Oh definitly, but this season GW has loved to create boxes enemies vs
edgy cipher
Like Marine vs Necrons, Sister vs Drukh, Grey Knights vs TS and now Custo vs GSC
elfin yew
Yeee
crisp forge
Gotta milk the fans 🥛
void orchid
uwu
median pumice
Squats tho? 🤔 also what is that seneschal? No announcements on it that I've seen?
dusk hill
tau get an agonizingly slow drip of new content
edgy cipher
I think the only factions that didn't get it were the orks because they got their own big box release and DG
dusk hill
enough that we dont curl up into a ball and die like the nid fans do
but not enough to be satisfied
a grey existence
crisp forge
An abusive relationship
void orchid
Tauxic relationship
lapis tundra
Gotta milk the fans 🥛
We milking ppl? 😳 😳 😳
edgy cipher
Yeah Tau got it worse than nids atm
compact umbra
Squats tho? 🤔 also what is that seneschal? No announcements on it that I've se...
The leak I saw about all the new Chaos stuff said something about squats
median pumice
The leak I saw about all the new Chaos stuff said something about squats
Oooh interesting....
compact umbra
God I want abhumans back so bad
edgy cipher
Could be a kill team
Or both
dusk hill
Yeah Tau got it worse than nids atm
nah absolutely not fgpahed
edgy cipher
Since KT are getting rules on the tabletop
elfin yew
Models wise nids worsw, ruleswisw tau worse
dusk hill
GSC have been getting some nifty stuff but the true bugbois don't
yee specifically minis, idk about rules
lapis tundra
GSC have been getting some nifty stuff but the true bugbois don't
Dis dis dis!!
elfin yew
Its really funny to me how Cults are like the least played army by a wide margin yet have amazing support
lapis tundra
Models wise nids worsw, ruleswisw tau worse
Also very this
compact umbra
Because they are new af
elfin yew
Yee
edgy cipher
Its really funny to me how Cults are like the least played army by a wide margin...
They would get more players (me included) if they weren't this damn expensive
elfin yew
Yep
compact umbra
Agreed
elfin yew
If their combat patrol doesnt have acolytes im gonna scream
edgy cipher
Gotta go, haircut time
elfin yew
"I'll take the acolytes please, GW."
But it was too late, GW was already pouring a brimming glass of Neophytes
Acolytes are even worse than the 5 packs of Aspect warriors because atleast the aspect warriors cost more points
void orchid
un-acolytes ur army
edgy cipher
Acolytes are the hybrids with handflamers correct ?
And neos are the human-y ones right ?
edgy cipher
Maybe they plan to heaviny buff neod since ranged ambushes were mentionned
compact umbra
Hey why does the genestealer start collecting, kinda dog shit
elfin yew
The current one is rlly good imo
It has acolytes, a ridgerunner, and neophytes
The only thinf u dont need several of is the banner carrier
elfin yew
Like one SCbox and brood coven is a 500 pt GSC army then you jusr expand by getting more SCboxes pretty easily
Im gonna try to get a 3rd one if the combat patrol sucks, before they are removed
I need a 3rd RR anyways
compact umbra
Oh damn nice, I didn’t realize that there was that many points in da box
elfin yew
The only Amazing cult unit NOT in the boxset are our elite chars and atalan jackals
elfin yew
Oh damn nice, I didn’t realize that there was that many points in da box
Its mostly Brood Covsn
compact umbra
Oh
elfin yew
Brood Coven is like 300pts of HQ
A patriarch, magus, and primus
In low point games the lulz build is to just megabuff your patriarch to shred things
compact umbra
Lol
I just realized I have no clue how to play 40K
I’ve literally only been reading lore
elfin yew
Dhsbd
plush swift
Tbh that’s a solid part of the fanbase too
compact umbra
Lmao
plush swift
Lot of us here prolly got introduce by Space Marine or Dawn of War 2 lol
Either that or the fan animations before they eliminated/stepped on further production
compact umbra
I learned about warhammer though Vermintide
elfin yew
If u ever do want to play, there's a few of is here who do tts
Zherlum and I for example
green cave
Lot of us here prolly got introduce by Space Marine or Dawn of War 2 lol
Soulstorm for me
plush swift
Vermintide 2 and TW Warhammer are also those
compact umbra
Oh sick I have TTS too!
plush swift
I played the older DoWs after playing DoW2
I think I played the one with Chaos & Orks vs Guardsmen & Eldar
green cave
That sound like DoW base
Although it was Sm & eldar
If it was IG and Eldar then dark crusade, but i don't remember if there were orks & chaos
median pumice
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601926113958166538/905086001758732328/wUR...
Now that I think about it... wouldnt this sorta fit in with those warcry spider cultists?
edgy cipher
Oh ? I wasnt aware, thatd be neat
twilit cliff
I think I played the one with Chaos & Orks vs Guardsmen & Eldar
Thats winter assault
I loved the chaos campaign in that one
median pumice
Oh ? I wasnt aware, thatd be neat
Like... newest chaos cult for AoS maybe?
Someone talk me down from this purchase.
It's the bear antipode from corvus belli infinity. And it's really ticking my hobby boxes
lapis tundra
Holy fuck huge bear abhuman in 40k when????
median pumice
Not just that it's a bear with a heavy machine gun AND a rocket hammer
Hell dude even the back of the minis look great
compact umbra
Like... newest chaos cult for AoS maybe?
YESYESYESYESYES
vivid rune
Someone talk me down from this purchase.
It's the bear antipode from corvus be...
Vallhallan ice warrior ogryn proxy!!!!
median pumice
God screw it. I'm getting it
vivid rune
Post the link!
lapis tundra
GET IT!!
median pumice
The only thing is I dont think it's the right scale for 40k.
But it should hopefully be okay
compact umbra
You could always just make it an objective marker
compact umbra
Like... newest chaos cult for AoS maybe?
Holy shit I love these models so much, it would be cool to make more of a tribal genestealer cult with them
median pumice
Holy shit I love these models so much, it would be cool to make more of a tribal...
Bruh. That's a good idea
compact umbra
I’d probably be really expensive for a full army though, unless I 3D print a bunch of stuff
median pumice
Or make friends with someone with a 3d printer lol
compact umbra
I am the friend with the 3d printer MWAHAHAHHA
sour hill
Someone talk me down from this purchase.
It's the bear antipode from corvus be...
Damn. Imagine doing a Space Wolves army but all bears.
Bears are by far my favourite animals those are SICK.
Instead of Wolfen you have the Ursine.
median pumice
Yeah.... I'm getting it... and preordering it. I just.... need to find more to add to my cart so I can get free shipping... <_<
sour hill
Just full wearbear models.
And the rest of your "Marines" are these half-bear goliaths.
Fuck those are cool.
vivid rune
Thanks
median pumice
Infinity has like... this concept of antipodes. Natural wildlife that is just like this
sour hill
Concentrate on ONE project at a time. I've got too many ideas.
median pumice
Concentrate on ONE project at a time. I've got too many ideas.
Mood
But now you have me thinking what if instead of wolves the sons if russ were bears. Space Bears doesnt sound as catchy though...
sour hill
Space Ursus.
dusk hill
TOOODDDDDDD
compact umbra
Is this just fucking risk but more complicated?
twilit cliff
risk but with argonians
compact umbra
Lmao yea
twilit cliff
i dont like the way it looks though
looks too slick and modern
for a fantasy game imo
green cave
Damn, after the anniversary edition now even the board game?
This is getting ridicolous now
twilit cliff
tes 6 when
on the other hand
would you want a tes 6
im expecting it to get dumbed down again
not that tes was that complicated to begin with
they just seem to restrict the whackiness you can get up to
green cave
I hope they develop it further, skyrim was clearly a different take than oblivion and morrowind (fuck morrowind rng for attacks and stuff), so i hope they learned what work with skyrim and simply develop tes 6 on that route
void orchid
The board game will have really good mod support
compact umbra
And all the booster packs for it will be forgettable
twilit cliff
I hope they develop it further, skyrim was clearly a different take than oblivio...
i just wanna create spells again
dusk hill
Remove cap on skooma again
twilit cliff
and down a million potions of wisdom for temporary infinite knowledge on the universe
and i want radiant ai back
compact umbra
void orchid
Okay ET, now it's time to take your meds before your afternoon nap
twilit cliff
no i dont want to
get me a pension and then we'll talk
so i can start doing drugs and naps
compact umbra
Damn a tribal genestealer cult would be so fucking cool
I’m probably gonna make mine like that
edgy cipher
Btw, does anyone have an advice on middle of the road brushes ?
bold copper
Good progress
median pumice
Good progress
Bruh. That yellow is great.
sage matrix
You use a spray?
lapis tundra
Btw, does anyone have an advice on middle of the road brushes ?
Huh can you elaborate?
median pumice
Btw, does anyone have an advice on middle of the road brushes ?
Do you mean like... mid range price brushes?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M7UFLP5/
These are my go to, daily brushes
sweet hull
Horse riding Krieg's with a knight marching in the background for an art piece idea
median pumice
Horse riding Krieg's with a knight marching in the background for an art piece i...
You said that and made me think of this painting by Francois Gerard of Napoleon at the battle of Austerlitz. Just replace the horsemen with Kriegers and put a squadron of nights in the background and youd be set.
median pumice
Thanks
The painted up mini looks glorious
I love that infinity just has.... what is essentially were wolves and were bears and the can fight giant robots and genetically engineered recreations of heroes of myth and the past
twilit cliff
after looking at him for a couple of days i don't really like him
thorny totem
I love that infinity just has.... what is essentially were wolves and were bears...
Explain the recreations of myth? I know very little about infinity but that line of text has me interested
lapis tundra
Historically inaccurate armor 😎😎😎😎😎😎
crisp forge
aAA
lapis tundra
Fite me
twilit cliff
I think it's mostly the way they painted his armor tbf
lapis tundra
I love his gloves
twilit cliff
in all the art ive seen the colors seem more vibrant and less washed out
but yeah his armor seems accurate tot he art
but his head just seems weird looking to me
lapis tundra
in all the art ive seen the colors seem more vibrant and less washed out
There 💖
crisp forge
maybe id just sculpt more beard on him
lapis tundra
lapis tundra
Im sorry
twilit cliff
much better
lapis tundra
Fake png my beloved 💖
rose sluice
Too much?
edgy cipher
those chaos termis do look amazing
rose sluice
wish there were more options for the backs, the trophy racks are abit too much
lapis tundra
They should fit
vivid rune
Damn...didnt know the most prolific painters were just a bunch of white dudes 
lapis tundra
Not really their fault no?
vivid rune
Their personal fault? No. The system and work atmosphere siege studio has probably setup? Yes
lapis tundra
Idk if they have a "no woman pleas" policy or "no black ppl pleas" or something but i would just kinda assume they just didnt have anybody applying there
vivid rune
I feel like they have, just internally it made them uncomfortable. Not some stated rule but an internal issue
dusk hill
21 ppl and they're aaall the same demographic is sorta astounding ghjso
vivid rune
Yeaaaa
dusk hill
a few have nice beards tho so i'll give them that
lapis tundra
I mean i wouldnt want to apply there if i was a woman tbh, only "insert gender here" at something always sucks
vivid rune
Yeaaa
lapis tundra
Still dont think they actively try to stay a group of white men because "woman yucky" or something
dusk hill
i like beards as an aesthetic thing, but A. not necessarily super personally attractive cus i like pretty ppl and B. MAN people have no idea how to take care of beards
just. buzzer. get rid of the weird outer tendril things
maybe try out braiding too, that's hella cute on beards
Moustaches are categorically invalid tho i dont get the appeal outside of DILFs
dusk hill
yes i am @'ing you
lapis tundra
My stache :(
dusk hill
im just saying
imo if you want facial hair u go with a full beard or like, the musketeer vibes incan has
those are the options here
lapis tundra
I kinda dig the "stereotype cop with sunglasses and doughnut moustache"
Or alternatively the 80s porn moustache
vivid rune
I think big beards are fucking gross tho and id never kiss anyone with facial hair personally
lapis tundra
Worse that big beards kissing is prolly spikey stubble kissing
dusk hill
ok stubble is the one thing that's worse than moustaches actually imo
lapis tundra
I fucking hate stubble
Its so annoying to have this short stubble in the morning before shaving it off
Yuck
twilit cliff
just. buzzer. get rid of the weird outer tendril things
stop calling me out im just lazy
rose sluice
i just wish i could grow facial hair longer than "pre pubescent teen"
if it doesn't suit me then atleast i know
dusk hill
I could grow a full viking beard if I wanted
I do not want and I fully intend to laser my hair off at the first opportunity
But still
lapis tundra
Donate your beard to atlas
rose sluice
yes please
don't make me use the silly instagram beard growing products that mock me daily
sour hill
@rose sluice I will lend you my garbage Romanian genes.
You will have hairy feet, chest and beard soon.
twilit cliff
til im romanian
sour hill
LOL
rose sluice
i get really gross hair on my big toes
twilit cliff
sour hill
Same. I leave it all though.
rose sluice
literally the only places on my body that have shit hairy growth are my chest and face
twilit cliff
im getting grandad hairs on my ears i do remove
lapis tundra
literally the only places on my body that have shit hairy growth are my chest an...
Same
I do not like having hair on my feet
lapis tundra
Bruh lmfao
bold copper
@median pumice @sage matrix i used an off white spray and brushed on the yellow
rose sluice
lapis tundra
Imagine seeing that lad with his 2 melee weapons and just casually walking away from him because hes too slow to close in 
(No offense tho, its 40k plus he looks sick)
rose sluice
was going for a "chaos fridge" thing
lapis tundra
Fridge my beloved
rose sluice
lapis tundra
Anger issues smh
compact umbra
Just got an amazing deal on a bunch of genestealer cult parts, a lot of weapons and armor perfect for cultists
lapis tundra
Hell yeah!
compact umbra
Now I just need the bodies!
compact umbra
Lmao, what happened?
bold copper
nothing, i just hate painting yellow
median pumice
It looks beautiful though!
lapis tundra
Yellow ork plane, very nice!
obtuse sinew
yeah, the black tendrils going into the yellow look real neat
sage matrix
Very nice
To make it really pop, add some panel lining to it. Really adds depth (I would go agragthx or seraphim sepia)
bold copper
the picture doesn't show it but i did that with iyanden yellow
sage matrix
That’s pretty much how I do my yellows
Also free handing some checkered patterns would look amazing for the scheme
lapis tundra
Holy shit that ork looks amazing!
quaint halo
My friend called this room the "Vermintide"
lapis tundra
Not wrong
quaint halo
No joke this gets hard at level 3
twilit cliff
Ohh tht looks really nice
rose sluice
twilit cliff
neat
arctic ridge
Hell yes.
rose sluice
Witch King my beloved
violet jay
do any of yall have a site that does the math for chances of killing certain units with certain weps?
edgy cipher
do any of yall have a site that does the math for chances of killing certain uni...
You can even add save rerolls, fnp and invuls
violet jay
https://www.mathhammer8thed.com/web/
thanks
does it only split things in half?
such as 1d6 always chooses middle of the road?
oh i have to average my own shots i see
=/
hasty sorrel
better get gnoblar swarms
vivid rune
Oddly enough doesnt say theyre preorder
lapis tundra
https://youtu.be/5Bbp98oMsjA
Based
vivid rune
Theyll be reverse warriors of chaos
vivid rune
Theyre fucking stupid strong on launch
hasty sorrel
and never get updated
crisp forge
As long as those bellies flop and skulls are cracked I'll be happy
I couldnt care less about anything else 
lapis tundra
They get the current ogre units and a single lord
vivid rune
Theyll have goldtoof and that one hobgoblin khan as LLs
twilit cliff
But ogres have loke 6 units rn?
hasty sorrel
and they'll be like
vivid rune
God game design is EZ 
crisp forge
Christ i hope so
hasty sorrel
because upkeep
vivid rune
but have a fucking dogshit start
What about tomb kings?
vivid rune
Lizard wizards coming to fuck up the desert 
God i tried 3 fucking times to get their campaign tolling
crisp forge
Tombkings are bad?
vivid rune
By turn 60 i still didnt have a single fucking book
hasty sorrel
basically their unit capping kneecaps them entirely dilara
vivid rune
The constructs are wicked good
hasty sorrel
so like, you can only have 1 of each of the end game units per major city you own
vivid rune
Oh fuck youre right
hasty sorrel
archers are capped
vivid rune
The swordsmans are capped
hasty sorrel
and you need a tier 3 barracks to support like 6
standard swords aren't, the nekhara dual weild ones are
but they are dogshit early despite being ur first capped unit because they have no armour and no shield
hasty sorrel
Oh and you only have a single lord type
vivid rune
Using the others just cucks your armies longevity on battle
hasty sorrel
2 lord types sorry
and if you buy a melee lord you may aswell just delete him immediatly
vivid rune
You got the caster, the monster buffer, and tomb prince
vivid rune
Oh all the legendary lords suck in melee
Kahlida is the only good one
And shes skirmish
hasty sorrel
shes got worse recently
or atleast less campaign affective
cause all the lords near her got buffed
she will lose against skaven lords of any kind in melee
crisp forge
This tbh
crisp forge
get em lads
vivid rune
rose sluice
crisp forge
rose sluice
vivid rune
sour hill
This game is overhyped as fuck
Dark Souls is a good game, but that's about it. I'd say DS suffers from the usual "MUST PLAY OMG VERY GOOD DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, PLAY." mentality that pushed me away from a lot of games.
And this Eldenring shit is all everyone can talk about. I hope it's good for them, but I'm out. Hype for a lot of this shit tends to never live up to it.
crisp forge
Clearly Deep Rock Galactic is the superior product 🙏
twilit cliff
dark souls is dum
rose sluice
Don’t agree with overhyping shit but the game looks good to me
lapis tundra
Only overhype deep rock update because its sick
void orchid
It legitimately is sweet as hell
I've been playing a ton of the exp build the past week
lapis tundra
I.. chapin your a criminal
void orchid
Wait til I tell you that I'm carrying my save back over to the live build 😎
lapis tundra
void orchid
I didn't use any cheats or anything, I'm just impatient as heck and I'm too old
hasty sorrel
hows the hurricane chapin
void orchid
The overclocks range from awesome to meh, as expected
My favorite ||gives you an alternative firing mode that shoots out a volley of rockets shotgun blast style. They're unguided but you can still manually single fire guided missiles as per normal||
The goop gun is also great, it has a lot of synergy because you can light the goop on fire or electrify it
The engi gun is okay, it's actually a lot of fun to use but it feels a little weak imo
And idk about the scout gun cuz I hate scout, but apparently ppl like it
void orchid
I have great love in my heart for competant scouts, and significant disdain for the rest
edgy cipher
Good thing I play all classes
Recently rediscovered gunner and mainly played it for a while
Still don't like driller tho
void orchid
Driller is an odd one for sure, but can be a real beast
I stick to engi and dabble in gunner
Cuz I like to shoot gun
hasty sorrel
imo engi is a very good support/crowd control kit
between the cryo/flamer and using the pistol for flying shit
void orchid
The goop is great because it gives the driller a primary that isn't just mainly a damage cone
It gives you much more threat at range
Plus it lets you more accurately cosplay as a goobomber
edgy cipher
It's kinda Driller's to CC yeah
Engi has area denial, scout has light and a bit of cc, more if full cryo
Gunner packs the punch
void orchid
And its really nice to have a viable way now to apply cc and dots with a primary gun in a longer ranged capacity
The goop slow effect is not to be fucked with either, I'm a huge fan
edgy cipher
Oh, just fought a collector
sour hill
My Kolourful Kopters begin.
My Orks are going to be such good colour splashes to contrast the army they're clashing against.
dusk hill
<:sigh:808397974816030740>
well yeah no shit?? what were u expecting it's a fromsoft game
void orchid
Looking good!
sour hill
Only base coating it all for now. Getting colour down.
I just prefer to base coat everything first to see how the colour sits on the model before I dry brush/layer.
Last one is going to be purple.
😳
sour hill
That. Fucking. Warboss.
void orchid
You know the little guy with the vox is just saying nonsense and all the orks listening are loving it
sour hill
Holy FUCK
sour hill
You know the little guy with the vox is just saying nonsense and all the orks li...
I imagine he starts talking into the vox and it's literally just 3Dog from Fallout 3.
void orchid
Hahaha
sour hill
LOL
quaint star
https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/bKa7BxejfXbqu2nS....
the hell is wrong with that officer his face is m e l t i n g
dusk hill
YEAH WHY IS THERE A MELTING OFFICER
void orchid
He's not melting, it's just a skin condition
He forgot to use his skin cream this morning
lapis tundra
The man
verbal sapphire
man's getting sick neck gains from that hammer round his neck
dusk hill
goku style
elfin yew
Newest progrock band, they've even got Ezekiel on the Bell
lapis tundra
Also new toy aquired
verbal sapphire
Dakka
edgy cipher
The Darkfuture skin on it looks so scuffed
sour hill
Also new toy aquired
Is that a new weapon completely?
void orchid
Yee the new update dropped today, gunner gets a rocket box
lapis tundra
Is that a new weapon completely?
Yee, update dropped today
void orchid
https://youtu.be/0k-gHHbTPdM @sour hill
Can't believe mission control guy with his cozy desk job ALSO gets to make ez side money narrating a documentary on hoxxes mining
crisp forge
Damn love this MvM update 👀
elfin yew
holy fuck
the Ogres trailer
the ogres are such bros
god I want to be around the mawpot
Fat Fuck Thursday
sour hill
@void orchid Beautiful.
Is it legit a new weapon or just a skin?
New weapon! Just saw.
That's so sick.
I loved gunner exclusively but now damn.
Heavy infantry boy.
😎
void orchid
rock and stone, brother
feral ingot
https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/bKa7BxejfXbqu2nS....
I hope that's a cigarr on his tusk
feral ingot
It has to be
Don't think it's just a random bolt he decided to stick on there since he's not a mekboi
... I think
If that's a cigar though that ups his cool by at least a few bitz
median pumice
Looks like a metal tipped tooth?
Oh next to it
Yeah that looks like a cigar that they didnt paint right
sour hill
@lapis tundra I have something very exciting to share with you in an hour or so.
sour hill
🙏
lapis tundra
(Will finish my red corsair this weekend if everything follows the plan too btw 👀 )
sour hill
@lapis tundra @dusky mango Happy Terminator Thursday.
I'm so fucking stoked. It looks GREAT.
dusky mango
<@598076731039023104> <@393118718961385484> Happy Terminator Thursday.
Happy Terminator Thursday indeed!
that looks awesome
sour hill
Official print from WH40K Art.
dusky mango
NICE
sour hill
30/250. 
void orchid
Jambo ceiling fan reveal 👀
sour hill
OH SHIT
My ceiling fan has my social security number and the 3 digits on the back of my CC
sour hill
LOL
edgy cipher
No mention to me popping the grape of the transport vehicle driver 😔
edgy cipher
@hasty sorrel
green cave
Discipline man! Or the commissar will have to act!
edgy cipher
Hey, he was my brother in arms
elfin yew
Deceased folder o7
hasty sorrel
Garreth got killed by the detonation of a hammerhead
green cave
BTW, W&G or Only war?
edgy cipher
OW
green cave
Noice
edgy cipher
Well it was a "good" death our friend was just stacking corruption and madness points
hasty sorrel
lmao
elfin yew
Speaking of TT, our RT crew has chars rolled up and it has turned out to be Elf(Arch Militant) and I(Wrack) being the main combat chars escorting a bunch of fucking dweebs
Elf has like double the starting wounds of the next lowest char(other than me)
edgy cipher
Yes