40k-minis-and-armies

[edgy cipher]

So you're telling me I can fit two of these bad boys into a chimera

[lapis tundra]

😳

[terse ferry]

Just finished this

[median pumice]

Daaaamn that's a good looking belakkor

[terse ferry]

Thank you sir

I'm never doing a big model again

[void orchid]

I remember saying that after my first big model
And my second
And my third

It's a problem

[vale sleet]

Hey i was wondering since i got a bunch of google play money, im thinking of getting a book about the orks or mabey something with the mechanicus, any mechanicus books out there that are good?

[elfin yew]

Went in for just a Farseer. Didnt have it. Came out with this instead 😳

[edgy cipher]

I see you entered the bone zone

[terse ferry]

truly

[sour hill]

Lovely work, sir! I recently saw someone do Belakor without the wings as well and I also LOVED it

[vale sleet]

Glad you got quality bowling pins

[elfin yew]

YES LMAO

Thats what elf says too

[elfin yew]

Oh fuck yes

the wraithguard can be assembled as wraithblades

[compact umbra]

hey does anyone have an stl for an eldar powersword?

[median pumice]

Titanicus

Seriously admech, skitarii titan legions. Its great.

[hasty sorrel]

Man i love running only war

to quote one of my players "Tau are like sea monkies"

[lapis tundra]

Can i run you 😳

[elfin yew]

I've heard Forges of Mars is good too, for AdMech books

[edgy cipher]

Damn you're down horrendously bad

[lapis tundra]

I am indeed

[rose sluice]

Think i have a name for my skaven lord now

He needs like

A title though

[lapis tundra]

Pöst

[rose sluice]

Urkzot Thel

Dwarves call him “Toothpick” cause of his hand despite the fact he’s not to be messed with

[lapis tundra]

Man wish i could be this creative when it comes to choosing names

[rose sluice]

Literally skaven name generator

Saw urkzap and thel

Changed it up abit

[lapis tundra]

Oh

Still fair

[rose sluice]

Hahah

Yeah

Was hopping there was a dice roll one in the codex

Leave it to fate

[lapis tundra]

Ah yeah old codexes had those, shame the new ones dont got em anymore (i think)

[rose sluice]

The thousand sons one has a name thing

[elfin yew]

There would usually be one in the TTRPGs, but I can't think of any rpg, WHFRP or AoS, that had playable skaven

[rose sluice]

Saddness

Despair even

[elfin yew]

They might come to Soulbound eventually

I think the next bookset up is Death tho

[lapis tundra]

Oh hell yeah

[elfin yew]

Or Seraphon, can't remember

[edgy cipher]

Because nobody wants to play a skaven

Which makes sense

[rose sluice]

[edgy cipher]

Can't play a party game where one of your friend WILL backstab you at any moment

[rose sluice]

Fair actually

[elfin yew]

I'm rlly curious how they'll do the fluff for Death in Soulbound

Since well, for Soulbound, the party is actually Soulbound(bar Stormcasts, I think)

[edgy cipher]

Yeah as a dm i have ahd this issue alot, people wanting to play evil chaotic characters that WILL backstab the party

And theya re like "booohoohoo why u not let me do that"

[elfin yew]

IMO I would only allow that if the entire party is going to be evil bastards, and if they atleast have some sort of duress forcing them together/or such

I think that having split alignment parties is gonna be rough usually

[void orchid]

There's a difference between playing a conniving character and just being a derailing uncooperative dick

[elfin yew]

Yee that too

[rose sluice]

I’d be coop skaven

Cheesed to meet his new party mates

[edgy cipher]

Even so, Lawful evil characters are lawful and will stick together because they alteast share some sort of code or honor

[elfin yew]

Biggie Cheese the skaven bard

[rose sluice]

Lest they crush his skull

[void orchid]

I tried this, we had 2 evil characters so I rerolled at one point, but the dm didn't tell me that someone also rerolled into a lawful good and so the party dynamic got really weird and strange

[elfin yew]

LMAO

[void orchid]

Kinda killed the campaign :(

[elfin yew]

Yeah It's rough

[edgy cipher]

Lawful good and lawful evil CAN work together but it can be weird at times

Alot I daresay

[elfin yew]

I think my funniest experience with that is, I was playing a true neutral rogue and ended up being the 'friend to all' as the rest of the party tried to kill eachother

[rose sluice]

Powerful

[void orchid]

The diplomat

[elfin yew]

legit

[edgy cipher]

Damn, when the glue of the team is the rogue, you know this party is more disfunctionnal than my family

[elfin yew]

EXACTLY

Speaking of that game, smoke bombs are so much fun as rogue

Or smoke sticks, I think they're called in PF

If you know how smoke bombs work in AC, that's near how you can use them in PF

[verbal sapphire]

The best party is all true neutral peasants

[elfin yew]

Legends

[verbal sapphire]

The challenge of the game is not dying of disease or starvation under the yoke of feudalism

[elfin yew]

skill ranks: 20 in profession(farmer)

nothing else

entire game is just various mundane tasks around a stead

until goblins show up and nearly instantly kill the entir eparty as a final boss

[verbal sapphire]

you have the classes
Farmer (crop)
Farmer (livestock)
Dungcollector (human)
Dungcollector (livestock)

[edgy cipher]

I think they give you something like a fog effect

[elfin yew]

Yeah, It's because in PF you can't stealth unless you break LOS or have concealment

Which smoke bombs give

[edgy cipher]

Aka as a rogue you cna hide and if enemies attack you they have a straight 20% chance to miss if they do'nt have blind fighting

[elfin yew]

So you can stealth in a smoke bomb

Yeeeee that too!

[verbal sapphire]

unironically kind of sounds fun

[elfin yew]

Nothing makes me want to slap someone in the head more than when they ask if they can make a stealth roll while standing 5 meters infront of a enemy

in the middle of a open field

[edgy cipher]

And its like 5 gold

[elfin yew]

Exactly

It's such a amazing utility for any stealth class

[edgy cipher]

Damn, Proud is also a PF nerd

[elfin yew]

Since it p much lets you drop stealth anywhere, which elps alot in solo engages

It's true

I have like umm

lemme check

I think I have like 1k hours on Roll20

[edgy cipher]

Plus I believe since you are shooting enemies as stealthed, its also a sneak attack since they do'nt get their dex to their ac

Flat footed

[elfin yew]

Yee exactly

[edgy cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816472132506353678/894542375446278164/ZqR2Idi.gif

Damn i still got it

[elfin yew]

Sneak attacks are gonna typically be whenever they're flat footed, whenever you're flanking, or whenever stealthed(which is also flat footed)

Unless they have a feat or such

Rogues are probably one of the highest burst dmg classes if positioned right

[edgy cipher]

You fucking neeeeerd

[elfin yew]

Oh yeeeah babeyeyyy

[edgy cipher]

Good on you for being an actual ninja

[elfin yew]

It's hype

I once took like 4 rounds to fucking position then did 300 dmg to a goblin big boss on one of those big arachnids by dropping down on him

You pretty much place metal gear while you hope your teammates survive long enough fo ryou to position

[edgy cipher]

Damn, what archetypes and race ?

Also what level

If you guys did play by the rules

[elfin yew]

Oh we did

I was playing a human, Unchained rogue

We p much always used the unchained variant of a class if it existed

I can't quite remember what level I was

Atleast 12

[edgy cipher]

Unchained Rogue is pretty good, it was a nice call on your end

👍

[elfin yew]

But essentially it was from having a bunch of attacks from alot of two handed fighting feats, since each one triggers a sneak attack

[edgy cipher]

Makes me miss my 3.5 and PF games

[elfin yew]

And then I also had some rogue talent which max'd out sneak damage if it was a true stealth attack

[void orchid]

Same bruh

[edgy cipher]

I'm trying to run a game but nobody got time to join

😔

[void orchid]

I was just gonna say, that's one of my reasons lol

Plus feels like these days I just have a lot less capacity for human interaction

[tiny cairn]

nobody can make time for PF or 3.5

[tame igloo]

im so sick of the servitor on the tech priest engineer

i think im just gonna cut it off cuz it keeps snapping

[summer pawn]

x)

[vivid rune]

My progress so far

[sour hill]

Looks fantastic so far.

[median pumice]

Beautiful colorscheme!

I love the kinda... marble/ stone face mask.

[lapis tundra]

Love those colors! Great job puddles

[vivid rune]

Went with bone for fhe helmet

[median pumice]

It looks awesome!

[median pumice]

Finishing up the big guy. Got my next project assembled and ready for priming.

[rose sluice]

was the emp from dakka?

[median pumice]

Yep!

[rose sluice]

just ordered something from there

[twilit cliff]

whatd you order?

[rose sluice]

the silent queen

[twilit cliff]

ah

femcron

[rose sluice]

yes

[median pumice]

Please show us when you start it 🥺

[elfin yew]

If I were a bad demoman, we wouldnt be here discussin' it, would we?!

[median pumice]

I feel like there should be a comedy fourth arm where they're hiding the hands behind their back and it's missing all its talons.

Beautiful work though @elfin yew !

[elfin yew]

God I wish

More arms

More strength

The stub arm would b p funny

[edgy cipher]

"There is a demolition pack in your mailbox."

[untold pier]

Lov the shade of purp u use for the skin

[elfin yew]

UWU

[edgy cipher]

His shades colour give him a boomer look, fitting since he looks like hes about to blow up

[elfin yew]

Easy Pete

[void orchid]

i love him

[lapis tundra]

What color(s) did you use for the skin 😳

Looks sick

[quaint halo]

Ogors are turning out great

[dusk hill]

chunky bois

[edgy cipher]

Thick boys

[elfin yew]

Its daemonette hide + druchii violet shade

[thorny totem]

First secutarii of 30

[thorny totem]

Helping my friend paint em

[median pumice]

Beautiful! I love the green lenses

[median pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-boi-he-thick-anthony-gif-13869893

[median pumice]

Nice!

[elfin yew]

The bowling pins have grown on me alot

Just starting w my eldar

Sometimes you just need a little more gun

[median pumice]

THats awesome!

[elfin yew]

wraith units without their upper portions get

uncanny

anyways, whole unit of acolytes done, my more photographically gifted gf isn't here so hopefully this is a decent pic fdhnfd + Acolyte Iconwards

[keen mountain]

the bag has been secured

[median pumice]

Oh jeez. Is that out already?

[lapis tundra]

Thx!

[median pumice]

Every lady of means needs a bodyguard or two.... minis primed and ready for some paint

[thorny totem]

Finished touching up the Void dragon with gold and Roségold

Went out and bought the true gold special and everything, just for this

[median pumice]

It's looking good!

[sour hill]

Just got my preorder in for the Black Templar army box!

[sage matrix]

Same here!

[quaint halo]

So clean up of the basement is finally done and the took my work bench. 😫

[hoary ermine]

Nice

but sad

[sour hill]

@quaint halo Damn man. Glad the cleanup is done at least.

[sour hill]

Ayyyy. Hell yeah. It'll be my first Codex too.

Beautiful cover art.

[lapis tundra]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/ZoNsPtNuL402m3Xc.jpg

Hnngh 🥵

[crisp forge]

WEED

[hasty sorrel]

?

[proud gorge]

based dilara

[hasty sorrel]

grass as in

the green stuff that grows on the floor

yes

[lapis tundra]

Yes

[dusk hill]

fun fact, my family surname has been previously shortened to weed

this is my heritage

[lapis tundra]

Those are grass tufts you can glue onto your bases, you better not smkoe that

[dusk hill]

smoke the plastic grass

[lapis tundra]

Very based

[dusk hill]

break the conditioning

[verbal sapphire]

btfos GW grass tufts

[dusk hill]

yeah i assume those ones are overpriced tbh

[lapis tundra]

Same

[dusk hill]

for stuff like that get none GW stuff

honestly get none GW stuff whenever u can

[verbal sapphire]

gw grass tufts are overpriced af

[lapis tundra]

They didnt even release yet

[dusk hill]

i can get it with certain paints that aren't easily replicated elsewhere, esp washes, as well as the actual minis

but otherwise find a hobby store that sells everything and u can get good prices™️

[lapis tundra]

I buy only gw paints since im too lazy to order them from somewhere else 😔

[verbal sapphire]

Are those new or smth?

GW grass tufts exist

[lapis tundra]

Yee

[verbal sapphire]

and they are overpriced af

[lapis tundra]

Not anymore

[verbal sapphire]

Well

[lapis tundra]

They stopped selling them quite some time ago

[verbal sapphire]

when they did

very overpriced

[lapis tundra]

Yee

[verbal sapphire]

$25 CAD for grass

I'll just go buy actual weed

[hasty sorrel]

ah the issue there is beign not in the UK

abroad prices are fucked

[verbal sapphire]

in UK it's about 12 GBP iirc

still expensive for literal grass tufts

*it was

since they don't exist anymore

[obtuse sinew]

caterpillar

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/raupe-nimmersatt-caterpillar-art-hungry-gif-16538016

[void orchid]

on the FlOoR?

[hasty sorrel]

are... are you okay chapin?

[void orchid]

you have grass growing on your floor bruh

[proud gorge]

I can't believe GW has copyrighted grass

[obtuse sinew]

lol

[crisp forge]

lmao

[crisp forge]

I think hes responding to your statement about my weed joke

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-6112271

[obtuse sinew]

I mean, technically dirt could be the floor

[hasty sorrel]

[obtuse sinew]

imagine grass growing on tile, or carpet. that'd be wack

[void orchid]

the concept of floor is a capitalist agenda

[verbal sapphire]

top 10 images GW doesn't want you to see

[crisp forge]

god i hate it

this is literally the front of my home

[verbal sapphire]

I live in your walls

[plush swift]

Is existance a capitaist agenda?

🤔

[crisp forge]

yes

[plush swift]

Dammit time to commit nonexist

[verbal sapphire]

Life was invented by insurance companies to make more money

[hasty sorrel]

god i wish

https://tenor.com/view/gotta-go-gtg-peace-out-gif-11015153

[plush swift]

Just as Carl Max envisioned it

[verbal sapphire]

As Karl Marx once said: "Capitalism is when floor, and when there is more floor the more capitalismer it is"

[hasty sorrel]

[void orchid]

personally im a member of ground gang

down with floor!

[crisp forge]

speaking of floor

does anyone know a good process to turn screen-recorded stuff into watchable vids

[hasty sorrel]

reading this is like having a stroke

[verbal sapphire]

#groundgang

[hasty sorrel]

like, nothing we have discussed makes sense

[crisp forge]

Its you getting old skelly

[dusk hill]

what like, turning a recording into a video file?

[crisp forge]

Yeee

for uh

[proud gorge]

let the bodies hit the ground

[crisp forge]

Legal™️ reasons of course

[dusk hill]

wouldn't it already be like an mp4 or smthn

what file format is it rn?

[crisp forge]

Yeee might be

im new to this stuff

[void orchid]

i do not tell funny jokes. i tell confusing jokes. because the joke is for me, not for you

[hasty sorrel]

and ur calling me a boomer dilara

smh

[crisp forge]

[dusk hill]

Basically if you cant watch a file format through the windows video thing then download VLC media player

that has almost everything covered

[crisp forge]

Alright will do

[dusk hill]

mp4s and mkvs are most usual for Legal™️ things, p sure mkvs gimmick is it has captions support

[void orchid]

its okay skelly, you arent a boomer. youre a boomest

[crisp forge]

Excellent

[proud gorge]

a boomie

[crisp forge]

+

[hasty sorrel]

[proud gorge]

lil boomy woomy

[verbal sapphire]

[untold pier]

What is going on in here

[proud gorge]

grass

[verbal sapphire]

Rebellion against our floor overlords

[untold pier]

Fair and valid

[hasty sorrel]

would stairs be rising up?

[crisp forge]

these stairs go UP

[void orchid]

ovfloorlords

[untold pier]

I got real sick last night so im still groggy lmao

[verbal sapphire]

Escalators rise up

floors are now illegal

everyone must levitate indoors

[lapis tundra]

What did i start oh god

[obtuse sinew]

there is no ground only void

[plush swift]

Am I allowed to activate ~noclip?

~

!god

!noclip

[obtuse sinew]

imagine not allowing yourself to fall through the infinite void

[verbal sapphire]

if you fall long enough you loop back

[plush swift]

But I’m already flying through then infinite void

We all are

[verbal sapphire]

infinite void^2

[plush swift]

Yo dawg I heard you liked voids

[lapis tundra]

Why typing noclip when you can just use iddt 😎

(If anybody gets my lame nerd joke)

No wait im stupid

Idclip

[plush swift]

I looked it up and all I found was substance abuse

[verbal sapphire]

posting hobby just to mildly make channel topic relevant

[dusk hill]

ooh

how do the hazard stripes work? some v smooth looking decals, i could never figure out how they worked fspg

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/doom1-gif-7441659

[plush swift]

Glad ya put hazard stripes on it in case someone cuts their hand on it

[lapis tundra]

God cant even properly make doom cheatcode jokes 😔

[verbal sapphire]

paint them

[lapis tundra]

Praise be 🙏

[verbal sapphire]

for the most part

I've played my fair share of boomer shooters

[lapis tundra]

Oooo love the weathering!

[verbal sapphire]

[untold pier]

👌

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah

Classic doom bro

[untold pier]

Lov those stripes

[verbal sapphire]

💪

[plush swift]

The weathering and fade is really nice

[lapis tundra]

I pirated doom 2 and final doom tho 😎

[untold pier]

Whats it going on?

[lapis tundra]

Off some weird french site

[untold pier]

Brutal doom is my go to nowadays

[verbal sapphire]

Warhound titan

[lapis tundra]

Very based

[untold pier]

Pogpogpog

[plush swift]

Lmao, I just envinsioned some WH40k Pokemon of GUESS THAT TITAN

[lapis tundra]

Just wish the creator of brutal doom wouldnt be such an racist asshole tho

[untold pier]

True XD

Thats why im glad i dont hafta pay for it

If i did i wouldnt

[plush swift]

Brutal Doom was bitchin, creator sounded a lil miffed about Doom 2016 tho

[lapis tundra]

Yeah same

[lapis tundra]

Thats because the creator is a bitch

[plush swift]

[verbal sapphire]

Enters room
"Titan coolness order goes Warhound > Warmaster > Subjugator > Reaver > Warlord > Warbringer > Questor > Psytitans"
Does not elaborate

[dusk hill]

psytitans have like, school playground energy

[untold pier]

Warhounds actually look like they would function without some DAoT tech keeping them upright so i agree

[dusk hill]

yee i like warhounds

[lapis tundra]

Warhounds are cool

[verbal sapphire]

Lil backwards knee gun platforms that can use harpoons are the Patrician's option

[hasty sorrel]

warhounds are great

a little bias after using em in arma tho

[untold pier]

Imma just wait till pipers stormsurge comes out

[verbal sapphire]

Warmasters are cool

[untold pier]

Thats all i need

[lapis tundra]

Just imagine minding your own business and all of a sudden a warhound comes running around the corner and starts unleashing hell on you lol

[verbal sapphire]

People who say they aren't are uhhh

smelly

😎

[untold pier]

This is all i want in life

[hasty sorrel]

also psititans are just

wrong

and shouldnt exist

an abomination to titankind

[void orchid]

i like their helmets 😦

[thorny totem]

I think psi titans are neat

[verbal sapphire]

Psititans are the Custodes of Titans

in that they shouldn't exist on tabletop

[hasty sorrel]

could have just left that at shouldnt exist

[untold pier]

Dont u need like a blank and a psyker to use one

[void orchid]

wait til gw makes actual custode titans

[verbal sapphire]

in my head canon there is one psititan

it isn't used

it's kept in a museum on mars

[untold pier]

Isnt there two guarding eternity gate?

[void orchid]

idk man, i cant read

[untold pier]

Lololol

[thorny totem]

Should definitely use the two reaver titans that guard the palace

Or the same caste as them

Cuz those two are apparently special

[untold pier]

Yea the legio corpse minders or whatever the fuck

[thorny totem]

Yes

They’re badass

[untold pier]

Meh the only imperial stuff i like are the little guys

[sour hill]

Doing my Necron warrior box. Really, really excited to do the bases.

I've got a special idea to make them really pop.

[untold pier]

Ooh, any spoilers?

[verbal sapphire]

Enters room
"Legio Fureans best Legio"
does not elaborate
leaves

[sour hill]

I'm going to be taping very thin lines on the metallic bases I'm doing and then paint down a very bright glow, like the floor panels beneath them are shining this green light beneath them.

[verbal sapphire]

[sour hill]

Like...green slats on the ground.

And also, typically there are some sort of energy crystals.

[verbal sapphire]

a good opportunity for OSl

[untold pier]

Ohhhh tomb light shining thru

[sour hill]

Yep!

[void orchid]

very nice

[dusk hill]

!! crystals?

they look pretty

[untold pier]

Haha u just went out for a geode huh

Respect

[sour hill]

Yeah. My wife cracked open a ton of geodes. So I'm going to do all my painting and then glue down fresh crystals.

[dusk hill]

nods i approve

[sour hill]

Lots more to choose from

[untold pier]

Heck yea cant wait to see

[sour hill]

Very very excited. It's been so nice to have a variety of things to paint. Necron are SO different than painting Orks and Marines.

[untold pier]

I lov the idea of ur diorama because theres a huge fuckin barney going overhead, and these spooky lads are banging on the ceiling with a cane

[sour hill]

YES!

LMFAOOOO

[dusk hill]

is ur wife a geologist or smthn?

[sour hill]

https://c.tenor.com/Az-GZIa57ZEAAAAM/courage-the-cowardly-dog-eustace.gif

[dusk hill]

cus im jealous of the pretty rocks

[sour hill]

Nah! Just bought one geode from a local museum and the other came from a local renn festival

[elfin yew]

I wish aspect warriors came in 10s, idk if I wanna get banshees or avengers for my first

Im figuring avengers since troop

Eldar models seem so much easier than GSC ones to paint

[untold pier]

Ratty id bring u some but TSA thinks they are explosives when they go thru the xray lmao

[sour hill]

LMFAO

[dusk hill]

lmao

just show them that it's a rock

light a match on it

[elfin yew]

They are

[dusk hill]

see we're not dead

[sour hill]

Are you visiting Ratty!?

[untold pier]

I brought my friend in brighton a fair few and tsa tore up my suitcase

[elfin yew]

Me and my 5 bricks of c4 conveniently disguised as rocks

[void orchid]

expecting TSA to show critical thinking
bad move

[dusk hill]

im in north england so if ur going in that general area ur basically visiting me

[untold pier]

I got a lot of family in england, travel there alot

Yea i got some folks up there

Well its understandable, explosives are a crystal structure, so its prolly just the machine highlighting that, not the actual tsa peeps

[dusk hill]

yee

[untold pier]

When the dude got to the gift wrap he looked so sad but his CO told him to open it

[dusk hill]

i wonder if there's a way to give like, a i am carrying crystals that will prolly show up as explosives thing in advance so they can be examined in a more civil way

but also prolly cant cut any corners with that

[untold pier]

Tbh i didnt know it proc the scanner till it did

Then it all clicked in my head

[untold pier]

Dont answer if u dont want but i go up to Sheffield on most visits, is that close to u?

Ill wave in ur general direction next time

[dusk hill]

nah that's p far away, im in northwest england not east

[elfin yew]

U two have to fight and record it

[dusk hill]

around liverpool

[elfin yew]

I will throw peanuts at you

[dusk hill]

i'd win

[elfin yew]

Digitally

[untold pier]

Probably, im a twig

[elfin yew]

😩

[untold pier]

I know how to fight but got none of the mass

[dusk hill]

oh i wouldn't win cus i know how to fight i'd win cus i'd have a quarterstaff

[untold pier]

Ratty also has like a good couple inches on me too lmao

HA

[dusk hill]

hope ur not attached to ur jaw

[untold pier]

Fine ill bring my grandpas military saber, ill keep it in the scabbard tho

A proper duel

[sour hill]

Can't wait for Crypt to call you a rapscallion.

[untold pier]

A scoundrel even

Naw ratty would just use the hight advantage and fuckin yank this mess of hair i have

[hasty sorrel]

smh

not even using flintlocks

[untold pier]

The last fatal pistol duel in America happened near me

I guess that kinda doxxes myself but idk

[untold pier]

Also isnt liverpool just like 2 hrs from sheffield? Thats not long at all

England smol

[dusk hill]

yee i could get there on train v easily, but it's not like. in my backyard vibes

like if it was in the west

[untold pier]

Yea yea true true

Its like 45 min to get to SF, and im im the next county over lmao

[hasty sorrel]

i could also come up and you guys could stab me before the duel

[untold pier]

It go between ur ribs no cheating

Also @hasty sorrel i found the book about u

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah

[void orchid]

skelly be mirin

[hasty sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-skeleton-dance-skeleton-dance-gif-15190728

[untold pier]

Skelly got the drip

[lapis tundra]

Is it just paintings/woodcuts from our beloved hans or what is it about exactly?

[untold pier]

Its the wood cuttings plus i think a biography

A biography but also wondering why/for what reason he did all the cuts

[lapis tundra]

Oh thats pretty cool

[untold pier]

Ye its neat

[lapis tundra]

Is it hans holbein the elder or younger btw?

[untold pier]

Younger

[lapis tundra]

Ah fair

Might have to get that at some point

God i love woodcuts

[untold pier]

If it wasnt so expensive to ship id give it to u as a gift

You seem like its more of ur thing than mine. My gma gave it to me as a “fun little book”

[lapis tundra]

Where do you live 👀

[untold pier]

West coast usa 🤣

[lapis tundra]

Oh yeah that would be a hefty shipping

[untold pier]

It be a fair clip, even for smth like this

[elfin yew]

It might be cheaper to ship out than it is in, cryp

[untold pier]

Fair and valid

[elfin yew]

The ups clerk told me it was so pricey because of ur location

[untold pier]

It is also just a book

Rude

[elfin yew]

Since idk, I guess ur area is mail busy??

[untold pier]

Idk i live in the woods

[elfin yew]

DHDB

[untold pier]

...prolly the reason huh

[elfin yew]

Bigfoot threat fee

[untold pier]

Naw bigfoots central america

Fresno nightcrawlers here

[elfin yew]

Oh fuck are those the epic funny guys who are just like long pants

[untold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-dancing-cartoon-weird-gif-16841211

YEP

[elfin yew]

Thats my favorite cryptid

[untold pier]

My fuckin favs

[dusk hill]

the boy

[untold pier]

Big ol pants, walking down main street

[dusk hill]

strutting

[lapis tundra]

Yeah i just checked, i can get it on ebay for cheap anyway

[untold pier]

https://youtu.be/1sw_Mm1vti8

literally a pair of sweats on a rope

[elfin yew]

God

I believe because I love him

[untold pier]

Yea same

My fav

[elfin yew]

Literally

[untold pier]

Mothman, then flatwoods, then the tree octopus

[lapis tundra]

I got like a fucking heavy book with some 17th century woodcuts and text of some eastern hre cities

[untold pier]

Ohh, v nice

Lov old maps

[twilit cliff]

If you wanna see the rest of that book

https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hans-holbeins-dance-of-death-1523-5

[lapis tundra]

Sadly cant read shit since im too lazy to try learning the german they used back then. Also the font hurts

[lapis tundra]

Oh hell yeah

Thx!

[void orchid]

PNW is also squatch territory

im always lookin out for squatch

[untold pier]

Ur completly correct, im still a bit sick. Tbf the one PNW cryptid that always comes to mind id the tree octopus

[sour hill]

Shit. I'm anxious. These will be my first dives into OSL.

[untold pier]

I mean ur starting on a reg warrior right?

[sour hill]

Yeah.

10 warriors and the 3 scarabs.

[untold pier]

Go hog wild then

Practice makes perfect

[sour hill]

Yee. Each one of these I'm sure I'll improve more.

[untold pier]

Might as well practice on the lil guys

Ye ye

I did a bit on my riptide, was fun but definitely a bad idea to start on the big guy

Turned out well, sad that the riptide fuckin exploded

[sour hill]

I'm also trying to figure out my colour scheme.

Primed in muted metallic gold, washing with Agarros dunes, dry brushing dawn stone and then doing my green bits.

[rare solstice]

focus on one test model imo, easier to strip if you hate part of the scheme

finish one, then batch away

[void orchid]

ok this one is new to me

i love it

hope you feel better btw

[sour hill]

@rare solstice Good plan!

[rare solstice]

keep us up to date, I have some necrons i've been meaning to paint

can always steal you're ideas 😛

[sour hill]

Please do if you enjoy it!

So the first lines are down and cleaning up.

Gonna see how it is to have the Necrons standing on these

So I can actually paint the skinny little models properly

[untold pier]

I continue to disregard using references

@verbal sapphire hows this shitty bus doodle

[sour hill]

This is just the start. I've got a lot of work to do in the actual Necron.

But.

[verbal sapphire]

based and breacher pilled 👌

[untold pier]

Lov the smaller shields honestly, like the old champion shields too

[sour hill]

Yee. This will work.

[sour hill]

Alright. Trying some osl.

I need to clean up the rifle more.

But we're getting there.

[hoary ermine]

i thought the top one was a mexicron ngl

good jobv

[median pumice]

Looks awesome Jambo!

[sour hill]

Thank you! It's kind of awesome doing OSL.

I'm making an additional light source from the strip of green floor lighting.

So every single figure will have a unique light source under them.

Gonna challenge myself with it.

[verbal sapphire]

Lookin great jambo

[sour hill]

💖 💖 💖

[edgy cipher]

That one looks like It just dug its way out of the earth

Nice work

[sour hill]

Hell yeah! Good! The idea is that these guys literally have JUST awoken from the battle going overhead.

The tomb world awakening thanks to the Imperium and Ork assholes duking it out.

[median pumice]

Guess who's gonna try a zenithal highlight? This guy lmao

[sour hill]

Ayyyy. Good luck!

[feral valley]

I really need to get my damn airbrush set up.... I just need an adapter for the air hose hookup and I'm too lazy to research what I need lmao

[median pumice]

I just used a rattlecan lol

[median pumice]

Blocked off some colors. Gonna do some cloth bits later, bot sure what as. I'm thinking black or grey? I dunno yet haha

[untold pier]

Lov the red

[median pumice]

I wanted the helmets to like contrast wildly from the body. So red and greyish whites for the helmets. Grayish whites for the plate armors and then something black or grey for the other bits.

[sage matrix]

New competition model I’m working on for this month

[untold pier]

Unf that gold and red

Looks clean af

[lapis tundra]

Love those edge highlights

[sage matrix]

First time I’ve ever done it before

[quaint star]

damn good job then

[sage matrix]

Now I wait for people to vote! And maybe I can pull another win

[proper canopy]

The base is pretty top notch too, Can't dismiss the detail there.

[thorny totem]

Y’all know that concept from Wolfdog art about the redacted primarch? Joined the Eldar and saved an avatar of Khaine?

I’m kitbashing a Guilliman model I scooped up into a similar thing

Here’s how he looks so far, I’ll exacto off all of the ultramarines symbols and junk off

Ik it’s very obviously still Guilliman

The pose, the arms, the flaming sword

But still

[median pumice]

It's looking wonderful so far though!

[thorny totem]

Imagination goes a long way

[median pumice]

Even with just the head swap it's looking great.

[thorny totem]

The concept was 90% inspired by Artarion, Wolfdog’s redacted primarch concept of course

So far I have his backstory kinda thought out as well

An oceanic medieval world, where the humans live on disconnected islands

[thorny totem]

Except ima give him a big scarf like this

[twilit cliff]

yeah still looks very much like guilliman but i think after exacta'ing off some ultramarine details and changing the pose a little, just add a different weapon and the silhouette will be all different

[thorny totem]

Ah

I already glued his limbs a bit

[twilit cliff]

changing the silhouette of anything usually throws people off

bc theyre used to seeing that shape and saying ah guilliman

[thorny totem]

I can prolly undo that but, yeah I was mostly gonna just carve off the ultramarines stuff

And cover one arm with green stuff as a cape or a cloak

[twilit cliff]

this guy's sword kinda reminds me of a blood angel hilt with an eldar blade

[thorny totem]

So that’d mess the silhouette up

Yeah, I was gonna give it purple wraith fire

[twilit cliff]

yh for example

[thorny totem]

Instead of the emperors fire

Cuz I don’t have spare Eldar fire stuff

Or a sword

[rose sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4u03F7PYg

AAAAAAAAAAA

[dusk hill]

! ooh that's what that ping was abt

i forgot to check

okay time to see if that AAAAA is in terror or nto

[rose sluice]

not watched yet

[hasty sorrel]

oh

its another "rework"

[dusk hill]

anything for sieges is welcome

[crisp forge]

god this game is gonna kill my computer

[dusk hill]

Okay yeah does seem to be implementing elements from the like, weird realm of chaos mode we saw ages ago

[hasty sorrel]

im glad to see that holding the walls is now even more useless

[dusk hill]

which i honestly dont mind

[hasty sorrel]

amazing rework CA

👏

[dusk hill]

quit being bitchy

[crisp forge]

this tbh

[dusk hill]

u aint even watched the full thing

does seem like they haven't figured out to stick artillery on walls still but hopefully good map design should at least mean that they have elevated points further back so they aren't literally useless

cus on flat siege maps rn there's like, almost never even line of sight lol

[crisp forge]

god the Horrors climbing the walls

[dusk hill]

also daemons using wooden ladders is cursed af

[dusk hill]

lmao yes

[crisp forge]

IT REALLY IS CURSED

like realistically they would obviously climb the wall/teleport

but then people would bitch about that too lmao

[dusk hill]

oop oop

[crisp forge]

so stairs are literally the only option

[rose sluice]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dusk hill]

gotta lug our NORMAL WOODEN LADDERS up

i guess they could maybe give them distinct textures

or a model

[crisp forge]

YOO

[dusk hill]

or just anything to make them look like ✨ daemonic ladders ✨

[crisp forge]

also this

fucking WOOD

🪜

[dusk hill]

not that i really care ur only gonna see it if u zoom in at v specific points anyways

like,, on that scale units already teleport up and down walls anyways lol

[rose sluice]

honestly changes seem pretty good though

[dusk hill]

also i lowkey really like these unit cards. they're prolly not final going off of current unit card art standards but they're so colourful

[lapis tundra]

Ugh building shit mid battle :/

[hasty sorrel]

na iirc they are changing to that style of card art

[rose sluice]

yeah, i like the purple on the sheild gunners

[hasty sorrel]

to make it easier to tell whats what

[lapis tundra]

Would highkey prefer if you would build it before the battle starts and then leave them

[dusk hill]

?

[rose sluice]

you can?

what?

[lapis tundra]

Yee but like you can build walls mid battle

[dusk hill]

but yeah idm building structures mid battle

[rose sluice]

yeah

be abit shit if you couldn't

[hasty sorrel]

so the new additions are

you can now build walls on streets

and some higher areas

thats... thats it

[lapis tundra]

Yee

[dusk hill]

plus other defences, i assume they're also introducing towers and all the other stuff that was in the demo

and also it seems like the map design is way better

[lapis tundra]

Siege overhaul(tm)

[rose sluice]

it is

all things considered

[crisp forge]

Damned if you do damned if you dont lol

[dusk hill]

unlikely that old maps will get updated but tbh there's like

[rose sluice]

very pessimistic

[dusk hill]

a million of those

i'm just happy they're improving upon it from now on

[hasty sorrel]

the sieges are bad, and this hasn't changed the worst part of them

[lapis tundra]

Hope they update the old maps too

[dusk hill]

what is the worst part of them

[hasty sorrel]

that being the fact no one fucking fights for the walls

[dusk hill]

"that it's not a grind on the walls"

yeeeep

look like

[lapis tundra]

Or the old tww1 units lmfao

[dusk hill]

med 2 sieges were good in that game, but if it worked like it did then now it would be like

lowkey pretty shit lol

[lapis tundra]

I do sweats

[rose sluice]

cameo from bird brain

[crisp forge]

Yo he be flyin'

[twilit cliff]

So horrors cant just climb walls like in shogun 2?

[dusk hill]

cus that was v slow and grindy, which highkey just isn't how wh2 plays

[rose sluice]

they do be flying past the battle

[crisp forge]

but ratty

muh walls

[dusk hill]

it being more of a like, dynamic vibe with setting up defences and killzones on the streets is honestly the best i'd hoped for

[lapis tundra]

There were horrors in shogun 2 😳

[dusk hill]

assuming the map design and balancing holds up

[dusk hill]

screm

[twilit cliff]

Yh they were called yari spearmen

[rose sluice]

they've made the walls easier to defend i'd say anyway

claim zone is bigger

[lapis tundra]

I was joking et 😔

[dusk hill]

remember that like, CA map designers are prolly pretty hamstrung when working with this stuff. cus they have to account for AI pathfinding and such

[crisp forge]

^

[dusk hill]

which is why the og ones are so cookiecutter and bland

[hasty sorrel]

so hamstrung its a downgrade over every game that came before

[crisp forge]

Yeah and people are gonna complain about anything they do anyway

[hasty sorrel]

[dusk hill]

despite obvious effort being put into every other element of them except the gameplay

[dusk hill]

ayup

[lapis tundra]

Also imagine not being able to push the ladders back down 😎

[dusk hill]

i'm happy with this

[crisp forge]

Same

this is literally just nitpickign at this point lol

[rose sluice]

when you have to account for non human fucking units i think you can cut some slack to the designers

[crisp forge]

^

this too

[dusk hill]

yee imagine if it was entirely focused on wall grinding lol

monstrous shit just

[hasty sorrel]

literaly isnt going to fix the sieges being boring

[dusk hill]

vibing at the base of the walls

[rose sluice]

literal balls of flesh smacking down doors

i don't fight battles anyway

[crisp forge]

Oshit wait

guys

urgent news from GW Incorporated

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/AmKrzM4BurClS804.jpg

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/3XhZBG7mmxWD9UK3.jpg

[rose sluice]

ok hold on

[crisp forge]

Phwoar. This Primaris Lieutenant With Storm Shield will be joined by the Vampire Lord Anasta Malkorion, with both miniatures available for a strictly limited time starting on Warhammer Day itself, the 30th of October, until the 7th of November. Anasta Malkorion will be available in stores and online, but you’ll only be able to acquire our brave Lieutenant from Games-Workshop.com.

[lapis tundra]

Hope my ineffective way of abusing the ai by shooting the towers and then their walls so i can shoot them with more artillery and ranged units in general without them attacking me still works

[dusk hill]

it'll def make it a lil better. How good it is depends on a lot of factors we cant see rn

[lapis tundra]

😳 😳 😳

[dusk hill]

a part of me wishes they'd just do away with walls for most of their maps

cus they're obviously not even really part of the design, defences happen on the streets now

[rose sluice]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HER

[crisp forge]

LIMITED TIME ONLY

[hasty sorrel]

thats what i mean tho ratty

[crisp forge]

MORE SPESS MAHREENS

[dusk hill]

those vampire thighs and abs tho

[hasty sorrel]

the walls are pointless

either remove them or actually rework the sieges

[dusk hill]

idek how i'd fix walls

notably, they have mentoned minor settlement battles recently

[lapis tundra]

SPECC MUHREENS TM!!!!!!!!

[dusk hill]

maybe they'll be without walls? Will have to see

[quaint halo]

That lieutenant is just the Indomitus Captain minus a few bits

[dusk hill]

assuming it hasn't been said

[lapis tundra]

Also blood bowl do be wildin https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/mp3DNbSlzqSjpNKW.jpg

[rose sluice]

dad?

[crisp forge]

NOT IT ISNT, STOP LOOKING!

[void orchid]

Everything about blood bowl is just the best

[lapis tundra]

Imagine just wanting to play some football and that dude rips you in half

[void orchid]

He died how he lived, playing football

[edgy cipher]

You fight treants in Bloodbowl, this guy is nothing lmao

[lapis tundra]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/k2jHamqSK1t82NVJ.jpg

Lmfao

[rose sluice]

Arkham Asylum Joker looking ass

[crisp forge]

LOL

[quaint halo]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead2-charger-left4dead-gif-19305684

[rose sluice]

get him outta here

[crisp forge]

Titan'd

[rose sluice]

later dies of unknown disease

so sad

[lapis tundra]

Man they could have oversized his right arm so we can make hehe coomer jokes about him

[rose sluice]

he could be a lefty

[crisp forge]

STOP THIS

[rose sluice]

[lapis tundra]

Oh right

This one seems to be lefthanded too

https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99550599042_GoliathZerker01.jpg

Oof fw embed fail

[crisp forge]

I still cant believe marines having like 30+ leftenants/sergeants isnt a joke

[lapis tundra]

Killed my already dead joke

[crisp forge]

I always thought there was like 10 of them or something

[edgy cipher]

12 so far

Now its 14 if you include this guy and the sarge

[lapis tundra]

BUT DILLY THEY ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL AND HAVE A PERSONAL AESTHETIC

[rose sluice]

i can see having a couple for like

thematic shit i guess

indomitus boy springs to mind

[crisp forge]

Yeah it basically shows that Marines just make the big bucks

so the usual shit

god forbid you make some superior-rank models of other factions

you might get a heartattack or something

[lapis tundra]

I mean yeah but like how bout you save the resources for making 500 sergeants and make a few cool xenos minis instead?

[crisp forge]

[rose sluice]

maybe update a couple?

[crisp forge]

LITERALLY JINX

[lapis tundra]

JINX?

What did you do dilly 👀

[crisp forge]

AAA-

[quaint halo]

When 2 people say the same thing at the same time

[crisp forge]

also that

[edgy cipher]

No its the thing you say when 2 people say the same thing at the same time

[lapis tundra]

Oooh

[crisp forge]

owned™️

[lapis tundra]

dies

[crisp forge]

but yeah

imagine the days when you get random exarch releases or something lmao

they only did that like once with the guard for the big catachan lad and woman

[lapis tundra]

Like dis lad

https://garethnicholasblog.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/fuegan1-800.jpg

Some ex gw mini designer made this one

https://garethnicholasblog.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/fuegan3-800.jpg

[edgy cipher]

I mean Dilara

[lapis tundra]

I dig him

[edgy cipher]

The guard did get 6 heroes in one package

It's one of the better releases we had

I'm not counting Kriegs because they aren't in a standalone box

[rose sluice]

not yet

[edgy cipher]

In 6 months so that Krieg fans buy the KT box 5 times

[elfin yew]

Ohh the siege rework for tww3 vid came out

Hype

[dusk hill]

yee

tl;dr walls still suck but the map design is much improved and they're implementing the makeable towers/walls/defensive stuff from the prerelease mode

[elfin yew]

Yee thats what I thought

I wish maps were circular but this seems good

[crisp forge]

Saving, thanks bobo ❤️

[dusk hill]

like, maps seem to be way more open and diverse, one bit even depicts like. bridges going over the main path from the gate

[elfin yew]

Also thats fuegan, the chad

[dusk hill]

which looks super cool

[crisp forge]

Siege bad tho

[elfin yew]

Kill Team 2e got put onto waha 😳

[edgy cipher]

That was pretty fast

[elfin yew]

Yee I thought it was gonna be awhile

[edgy cipher]

I'll be able to look at the compendium for the armies then, nice

[twilit cliff]

want

[crisp forge]

bro where do I buy a house like that

[edgy cipher]

That'd be an interesting apocalypse unit

[hasty sorrel]

kinda miss that dumb ass unit

[twilit cliff]

its great

fuck houses i wanna live in one of those

[edgy cipher]

Looking at the stats, its so old

[hasty sorrel]

yes

[twilit cliff]

points: 1400

Doesnt seem optimal if the guns are never going to fire all at the same time

[void orchid]

Disregard front door; acquire big gun

[crisp forge]

Just make the gun the door

[twilit cliff]

doomsday canon creaks to the side

How many guardsmen do you think fit in there

[edgy cipher]

50

It says

[twilit cliff]

does it have storys inside

[edgy cipher]

Ogryns and cavalry count for 2 sentinel for 5

[twilit cliff]

if i ever build something like this i want the bridge to open up as well like a fucking dollhouse

[edgy cipher]

Can't find anything about that chief

[twilit cliff]

Agod i want one

so the next time i move itll be an enormous bother

[void orchid]

"Exit only"

[vivid rune]

Puddles....needsssss

[crisp forge]

1 sec fam i got u

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583630047189925889/897151644633030726/unknown.png

[vivid rune]

LMAO

[thorny totem]

Small update. Got him a scarf

He looks quite dapper I feel

A cozy man

[feral valley]

So I won a huge model case at the GT I played in over the weekend

I think I want to try and make it up to look like a knight carrier for my armigers. Like model or buy some walkways and have a bunch of sacristan tech priests, maybe some menial and a few pilots

[void orchid]

That sounds pretty sick

I bet there's some good 3d printed walkways /catwalks you could use

[feral valley]

Yea that's the plan

It seems like a good way to combine carrying capacity with display

It has a plexiglass side too

So you can see straight in

And magnetic trays

[vivid rune]

Got a good chunk of my statue done

[rose sluice]

Veeeeerrry nice

[vivid rune]

@crisp forge the sister statue has bare feet

[rose sluice]

FEEEEEEEEET

[sour hill]

Sickkkk

[vivid rune]

Waithbone primer

[crisp forge]

🦶

[vivid rune]

Apothocary white contrast

Authwan grey drybrush

Got to do the shrine and the sword

Then some OSL on the torch

[spark sand]

@dusk hill @lapis tundra Found when it started 😄

[dusk hill]

Glorious

[lapis tundra]

Holy shit yo 😳 😳 😳

[dusk hill]

i'd wear that

[untold pier]

I havent donedrag in a while

And have no clue where to buy a maid outfit

Been told my legs look good in a skirt, but id have to shave again and I Do Not Wanna Do That lmao

[dusk hill]

idk shaving isn't that hard

go over it with a razor, takes a lil while for legs but no more than like 5 minutes prolly, then go over with smthn to make it a lil finer in the important areas

or do what i do and just wear stockings so i dont have to bother with getting it smooth™️

[void orchid]

That is some galaxy brain shit right there

[lapis tundra]

😳

[dusk hill]

chad

bulbous chad

[verbal sapphire]

eggman

my beloved

[untold pier]

I have saytr legs, so ill prolly just go with the stockings

[dusk hill]

understandable

stockings look better imo anyways

[verbal sapphire]

Satyr legs??

[dusk hill]

furry

[verbal sapphire]

oh as in like

prop thingies

[untold pier]

No like i have incredibly hairy legs

I got my dads body hair genes, its thicc all over

Which looks funny on my scrawny bones

[verbal sapphire]

oh

I am less confused now

[bold copper]

Good time to be a Soulblight player

[dusk hill]

or a lesbian

[vivid rune]

I will commit satanic ritual abuse for this model

[verbal sapphire]

V cool model

[untold pier]

Drag goals honestly

[spark sand]

want a book of reccomendations? 😄

[vivid rune]

Lemme guess, Michael Remembers? Or the Satan Seller?

[spark sand]

was just making a joke 😛

[vivid rune]

So was i

God those books are giant jokes themselves

[spark sand]

just sacrifice the sacred book of sciontology and you'd be good 😝

[vivid rune]

lmao

[quaint halo]

Two were unrecoverable. Preparing a Jedi funeral pyre

[edgy cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/sacred-text-star-wars-luke-yoda-gif-16551138

[untold pier]

Those clone boys will go marching ahead, scouting it out for us to join o7

[lapis tundra]

As much as it hurts, this is probably the best way to let them go

May they live forever in your memories

[quaint halo]

Figured it was a proper way to send them off

Got a video of them burning an I need to edit in the funeral pyre musing from return of the Jedi