Like this
#40k-minis-and-armies
elfin yew
edgy cipher
So after watching the new Tyranid rules, i'm surprise how good they are lore wise
And tabletop wise ofc
hoary ermine
I can hear the blessed machines
elfin yew
So after watching the new Tyranid rules, i'm surprise how good they are lore wis...
The synapse ones or smthing else?
edgy cipher
Yeah
I didn't look in that deep
And now I realise
Shit that might be one of the main mechanics for 9th edition nids
elfin yew
Probs!
elfin yew
Hive tyrants will probs be esp good
With expanded synapse range
And synaptic lynchpin
edgy cipher
Can't wait to see the other buffs that they could apply
Like a +1 to hit in melee or +1 attack
elfin yew
Also Imperium magazine
lapis tundra
I def saw him before, sure he wasnt announced like a few months ago?
crisp forge
I def saw him before, sure he wasnt announced like a few months ago?
Nah you might be mixing it up
because like
half the primaris superiors are always posed standing ontop of something
its fucking crazy 
lapis tundra
half the primaris superiors are always posed standing ontop of something
Lmfao
lapis tundra
It was indeed announced earlier, im not going insane
twilit cliff
maybe if i start posing on top of things ill get a payraise at work
might ditch the gun and sword tho
vivid rune
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/373256424068874260/877523360010096690/ima...
hes got that "im deeply ingrained into the alt right movement and I'm only 19 years old" haircut
crisp forge
is there legit like, beyond 20 Primaris captains/lieutenants?
vivid rune
probably
crisp forge
I remember asking that and someone showing me a chart
twilit cliff
id probably get another head though
twilit cliff
on the webstore you mean?
vivid rune
edgy cipher
is there legit like, beyond 20 Primaris captains/lieutenants?
Depends, do we add the gravis or nah ?
vivid rune
crisp forge
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
lapis tundra
is there legit like, beyond 20 Primaris captains/lieutenants?
Lmfao yes
crisp forge
Depends, do we add the gravis or nah ?
Probably counts
edgy cipher
So add another 3
crisp forge
oof
the unimaginitiveness is real though holy shit, half of them are just "point sword at something"
twilit cliff
i typed in primaris and looked for caps and lieutenants
got 8 i think
one of those wasnt available
crisp forge
fun stuff
vivid rune
consoom
edgy cipher
Well they are op
So all tournie players will buy em
Or competitive players in general
vivid rune
metaheads 
edgy cipher
I mean space marines don't have much HQ choices either way
It's like 1 captain, 1 lieutenant and 1 librarian
Wow such choice
Maybe replace the lieutenant by a chaplain on bike or on foot
twilit cliff
is that better with other factions?
elfin yew
Tbf thats most armies?
edgy cipher
Tbf thats most armies?
Maybe, i'm too used to ork and Guard HQ choice
elfin yew
Cults have 4 hqs, which u almost always take 3 of the same for broodcoven
vivid rune
some factions have just 1 HQ
elfin yew
Farseers and warlocks, autarchs are barely udable
No only 3
4*
Magus, primus, patriarch, and jackal alphus
Ur thinking of our characters
Who are elites rather than hqs
twilit cliff
what about ig?
elfin yew
Drukhari only have 3 too
Well, more if u count named chars but they are just upgrased regulars
And Drazhar
So 4
I think 3-4 hqs is the norm
edgy cipher
Ig has Primaris psyker, commander, , tank
And then some that I never use
Oh yeah the Tempestus commander
elfin yew
Doesnt IG have a bunch of units that are just unusable bloat
twilit cliff
elfin yew
Since their model range is technically yuge
edgy cipher
You mean 75% of the codex ?
twilit cliff
much like the minis ive painted myself
elfin yew
Yeee
edgy cipher
Lord commissars are HQ
elfin yew
Space marines also have a bunch of codex bloat iirc
edgy cipher
And then the named heroes
vivid rune
FEC have 2
twilit cliff
this game is a mystery to me
edgy cipher
So yeah IG has like 5 HQ
3 are good , 1 is ok , 1 sucks ass
Pretty decent all things considered
edgy cipher
It was more for Proud
because if the new GSC codex makes brood brothers actually good, its nice for her to know what's ok and whats terrible
elfin yew
I was thinking that or OutRussing Pask
Since russes can be ran in pure cult detachments
Next time I'm bringing a jackal bomb just for him so I can actually eliminate the entire command team
edgy cipher
You also have access to russ only detachment ? That's pretty good
elfin yew
Oh like, they can come with regular cults
So I dont need a brood brother detachment for them
Like scout sentinels or chimera
Since there are the cult variant
A jackal alphus can also bring them to 3+ to hit
So they arent inaccurste af
elfin yew
That actually sounds like a good idea now that I think abt it
Priority target sighted + like 2 russes in range for the buff
Maybe a primus to reroll wounds
edgy cipher
Could it work with tank commanders
For demo cannons that shoot twice on a 2+ ?
rerolling 1s
elfin yew
I dont think so? Lemme check
Since I dont think BB get the <CULT> tag
Ah hang on
Ooof nvm
Even cult russes dont get the <CULT> keyword
So buffing them isnt actually possible
edgy cipher
Our theorycrafting ends here then
elfin yew
edgy cipher
I'm pretty sure if something that broken was allowed, GSC would easily be stronger than they currently are rn
elfin yew
Yeee
And not in a fun way either
Since their strength would be from buffing militarum models FHDH
edgy cipher
Ah I have vision on you, enjoy takin 2d6 shots S10 AP -4 D6 on a 2+ reroll 1s
And also that
Just straight up better guards
elfin yew
Yeee
opal egret
lol
chrome niche
Did I show my pizza buns?
opal egret
Also, I will bet a lot of C-bills on Zoran being a Clanner...
Particularly Clan Ghost Bear.
dusk osprey
Did I show my pizza buns?
I would delete a whole platter of those in minutes
dusk osprey
He's got a stupid haircut
sour hill
Everyone thought I was memeing the boot on the stone. I hate it.
dusk osprey
but other than that I like the model
dusk osprey
Herohammer come back to meeeee
edgy cipher
And that's not even counting the ones in Gravis armor
sour hill
GG
dusk hill
but other than that I like the model
yes it is a primaris captain
one of a long line
of primaris captains and lieutenants
i close my eyes and all i see is primaris
dusk hill
I dont mind them, they look cool and they're solid and easy to work with all around
but like,, at least make more original stuff if it has to be primaris
edgy cipher
Or actually release new and interesting models
dusk hill
surely u can come up with smthn more engaging than cool primaris dude with either a sword and gun, just a sword, gun and smaller gun or one big gun
dusk hill
Or actually release new and interesting models
i dont mind them trickling in like, lil character models like they do
i get that that's an easier way to get a stream of content going more than like, idk releasing whole ass new units or whatever
but still. aa
i am a bitter xenos stan
edgy cipher
yeah but they could atleast do like they did with IG or Deathguard
ONE alternative miniature
Not the 14th one
Like the phobos librarian for example
rose sluice
what is the reason for this one anyway?
rose sluice
like there is 3 of them that are distinctly for different chapters and the new one is very heavily ultra
i can excuse having them all be the same thing but it can be blood angels for example out the box
dusk osprey
Made in 12 seconds in ms paint
rose sluice
i mean i'm still abit toxic they haven't updated the other necron lord models
dusk hill
Made in 12 seconds in ms paint
🧠
dusk hill
i mean i'm still abit toxic they haven't updated the other necron lord models
wait they haven't?? so like
are they the only olde timesy necrons left now
dusk hill
yikes
rose sluice
szeras is now a tank but so
rose sluice
i like old szeras still
wish they didn't change his colour scheme
handsome young man
edgy cipher
Clearly needed an upgrade
lapis tundra
Just paint the new one in the old scheme
rose sluice
that's the plan 
lapis tundra
Based
median pumice
The todo list is gw old 40k range. Probabaly made up of mostly eldar sculpts
median pumice
elfin yew
Oh its even older I believe
5e is from 2008
The most up to date aspect warrior is banshees from 2016
rose sluice
christ
elfin yew
The 2nd most
Is avengers
From 2006
Everything else in the aspect line is pre 2000 iirc
The average age of CWE sculpts is 16 years
median pumice
:(
rose sluice
i get the salt now
i still understood it cause of my skaven woes
but still that's really shitty
elfin yew
rose sluice
what's that?
elfin yew
Its the average of every faction's model ages
vale sleet
I love that the doomsday ark is just a flipped ghost ark
rose sluice
lego engineer moment
elfin yew
I was shocked to see tau being so old tbh
I suppose its the auxillaries dragging down the average alot
And their sculpts other than those holding up well
dusk hill
And their sculpts other than those holding up well
Yeah aren't fire warriors also crazy old? Or have they gotten an update more recently
ik they obvs got ported to plastic and all but
They're sorta showing their age but they still hold up fairly well, and same with IG. Eldar are both the oldest and also proportionately holding up the worst
rose sluice
i think they're simple enough that they age abit better
lapis tundra
I didnt thought tau were this old either
They got like this big ass battlesuit a few years ago
dusk hill
you can def see their age with like, their proportions, the level of detail and the faces
rose sluice
all ghillied up they seem alright
dusk hill
they are a good deal harder to like, paint to make them look good, than most recent models
lapis tundra
Their minis look really good for their age tho!
dusk hill
yee
they're still solid
and im p sure most of the battlesuits and vehicles have gotten moderately recent updates
crisis suits may be a lil old
lapis tundra
Yee
rose sluice
still love the stealthsuits
dusk hill
it's just neolithic ass auxiliaries and characters that drag it all down
rose sluice
that's why i like them
lapis tundra
still love the stealthsuits
Tbf i think they need an update badly, especially the gun
rose sluice
eh
elfin yew
Oh yes
The red terror
He might be the oldest model still sold
He pre-dates the tyranid's design changes
lapis tundra
He def looks like it
Also ugly stealers https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120106007_GenestealersNEW01.jpg
elfin yew
Oh yeah funky stealers
I will say they dont look too too bad when painted in a color that isnt pale
vale sleet
Flying sperm
lapis tundra
STOP
vale sleet
Look me in the eye and tell me otherwise
lapis tundra
They arent
Proof:
They are red now
But yeah like nids stil got quite a few really good looking minis
vale sleet
I like the hive tyrant
vale sleet
I know, im just saying i like him
vale sleet
GENE eral kinobi!
lapis tundra
GENE eral kinobi!
Also thats pretty cursed
Holy shit that dude is still beeing sold?
sage matrix
Space marine looks hollow, there doesn’t seem to be anyone in the armor, hence no blood
lapis tundra
Space marine looks hollow, there doesn’t seem to be anyone in the armor, hence n...
Probably just gw trying to appeal to concerned boomer parents?
Anyway:
sage matrix
Actually, you’re probably right
lapis tundra
sage matrix
Man the eldar models are nostalgic for me, never collected them, but when I started painting 13 years ago my cousin who got me into warhammer collected them
lapis tundra
Also shame! red undercoat still visible
Not sure which are painted worse, these or the catachans
But damn idk how old that dude is but its one of the most sick lookign eldar minis
rose sluice
i present, perpetual falling
lapis tundra
AAAAAAAAAAA
rose sluice
it looks like he's struggling to lift his hand up
lapis tundra
it looks like he's struggling to lift his hand up
Yeah
rose sluice
he's read the tachyon arrow rules
lapis tundra
Forgotten horrors of the gw webstore
Like what is that
And when did it release
Does gw know they still sell it?
rose sluice
i think it's recent
dusk hill
given it's primaris
dusk hill
that's recent
vale sleet
Wouldnt be too bad if it was just the helmet
lapis tundra
Looks more like on oth there preorder bonuses tbh
lapis tundra
Wouldnt be too bad if it was just the helmet
That would probably be a lot better actually
Also why would you paint it D:
vale sleet
Id buy one of a canoptek scarab
lapis tundra
Id buy one of a canoptek scarab
Omg same
No undercoat
How many coats of blue did they need lmao
vale sleet
Didnt i post the one i made here?
lapis tundra
U painted one 👀
vale sleet
No the scarab
vale sleet
Oh i think i did
elfin yew
name a book after a cult
its a guard book
Black library trolling
Almost had me reading a imperial book
elfin yew
Its p good actually for guard
And hss some decent cult fluff
Cult of the spiral dawn
Tempestors have a good showing in it
edgy cipher
Ah nice, I always appreciate a nice tempestor
elfin yew
Its rlly not a bad book, I just have no interest in picking from 80% guard content for what I care for
edgy cipher
Just think its potential brood brothers
elfin yew
Oh yes it covers that
Its p neat
I just wish cults had a book wholly from their pov
This and warmason have them, but is mostly not from their view
elfin yew
Also yet again guard books very respectful towards xeno power levels
edgy cipher
Yeah because guard writers are usually good
elfin yew
Yeee
edgy cipher
Since you know, they need to know how to write humans
edgy cipher
He got the glove aswell
elfin yew
edgy cipher
Oh, that Peter guy wrote some admech
He did taus aswell
Oh hey book in french, no need to destroy my brain translating everything
neat
elfin yew
Yeee
The regiment is p nest too
The black flags
A good portrayal of guard overall
They actuslly show the offtime and such
elfin yew
For sure
edgy cipher
I'm ok with that
elfin yew
Imo I think some of, if not the best lit for 40k, is guard stuff
edgy cipher
Then again, easier to write humans than killing machines or aliens
elfin yew
That and the drukhari books for some reason
tiny cairn
The nice part about guard tabletop is they fit into more than 40k depending on the regiment
elfin yew
Andy Chambers is a legend who wrote a amazing trilogy and 2 books then vanished when xenos needed him most
tiny cairn
The black library works are cool but I hear it's like highschool behind the scenes
edgy cipher
Oh wait, maybe I can find Gaunt in french, that'd be poggers
tiny cairn
It's popular enough where it's probably in french
quaint halo
Help me Sigmar the clap of my cheeks are attracting the minions of the dark gods
edgy cipher
Get new jokes Chica you sound like a boomer
tiny cairn
Autocorrect
edgy cipher
tiny cairn
I amended it prior to your message
edgy cipher
The damage was already done
tiny cairn
Nothing wrong with being a frog, frogs are cool
fallow spruce
Update on Assless John, day 2 of trying to find an ass. The GW store was training until my workshift started
So he remains with no cheeks
dusk hill
greenstuff an ass and make it the juiciest the world has ever seen
median pumice
Make your assless Stormcast with the thiiiiiicest ba donka donk. So that they are so inspired to follow them they get to re-roll charges for all stormcast models following them as long as they are in front of them.
Or counts as a banner bearer lmao
vivid rune
@fallow spruce shouldnt be too hard if all youre doing is making two balls and smooshing them on a flat surface
Playdoh shaping techniques you mastered as a child apply to greenstuff
fallow spruce
Bold of you to assume i didnt eat playdo
twilit cliff
i laughed a bit
hoary ermine
Bold of you to assume i dont still eat playdo
vale sleet
guys ever play a 40k campaign? i plan to join one
edgy cipher
Campaign, as in a ttrpg or a wargame ?
vale sleet
wargame
edgy cipher
Well Onut and myself do play some 40k with tabletop simulator
BigJambo is also interested
vale sleet
depending on the time, i wouldnt mind joining, i just ment it more as something im doing irl
never played one before tho
edgy cipher
Mmmh tournament time
hasty sorrel
if your not spamming guard i'm disappointed in you
sour hill
I may stick with my space racists and maybe check out 1KS.
Because magic is fucking sweet in 40K and I'm on the last chapter of Requiem Infernal which has major Tzneetch vibes.
And it's making me rock hard for Chaos.
edgy cipher
if your not spamming guard i'm disappointed in you
Who do take me for ? A bloody traitor?
twilit cliff
I may stick with my space racists and maybe check out 1KS.
but theyre all space racists
crisp forge
Thats pretty chaos'y i must say
twilit cliff
if only horus stopped at throwing ferrets in big e’s bath tub 
smh
sour hill
🙏 💖
elfin yew
Oh I just remembered
@crisp forge Add another corrupted sister to the " sob cant get corrupted I swear" memelist
In Cult of the Spiral Dawn
crisp forge
Oh my god dont get me started
elfin yew
Sister Etelka
crisp forge
i actually mentioned that on the sister server right
and she went on this tirade about "THEY CANT GET INFECTED BECAUSE FAITH"
bruh
ITS GENETICAL
elfin yew
edgy cipher
So you ended up reading the book ?
elfin yew
Also she gets mind twisted before that
crisp forge
Yee!
elfin yew
Yes im halfway thru it
edgy cipher
Nice
elfin yew
So even before the genetic stuff, she gets influenced mentally
edgy cipher
Finally found the will to continue Ghostmaker
elfin yew
Nicee
edgy cipher
Yeah she gets hypnotised right ?
elfin yew
Yeee
The patriarch exposes the doubt in her mind of the abbey
And dredges them up
So she comes to the cult of the spiral and becomes the first apostle
And lets them into the abbey
sour hill
Uhhhh. If you guys haven't read Requiem Infernal.
They absolutely get corrupted.
LMFAO
elfin yew
And in cult of the warmaster too iirc
elfin yew
Both genestealer cult books have corrupted sisters now that I tuink of it
sour hill
👁️
elfin yew
RHDH
edgy cipher
It's pretty common at that point
sour hill
"Yo. Don't look at the windows of the fallen warp citadel. The lights will corrupt you."
"You guys see how pretty the windows are on the citadel? Damn."
crisp forge
They absolutely get corrupted.
Yeah like
the sororitas fan are literal fascists about it
"NUUU WE CANT GET CORRUPTED"
like gtfo
elfin yew
*This time it recognised the seams of madness running through their spiritual armour. In most cases the madness strengthened the alloy, but in a few it had become corrosive, and in none more so than the one called Sister Etelka, whose thoughts were riddled with dark doubts and darker regrets.
Night after night the Prophet gifted the warrior with whispered questions that she thought her own, insinuating itself behind her eyes until she saw the secret heresies of her sisters. Thus loyalty unravelled into loathing, then horror and finally hate as Sister Etelka was drawn into the Sacred Spiral and anointed as its first apostle*
@crisp forge
Citations to scare her
edgy cipher
Dilara is loading those like she's filling a magazine for a heavy weapon, ready to fire
crisp forge
no joke I am
sororitas fans are annoying af
they got this high and mighty attitude that their faith powers literally can protect them against anything for some reason
vale sleet
Never met a fan, sororitas do seem cool since they are just "normal" people kinda like militarium, but yeah i dont understand why people are against them going chaos
crisp forge
Yeee the faction is cool dont get me wrong
its just that their fans usually tend to be purist/arrogant as hell
vale sleet
TBF there isnt a single fandom without some elitist asshole demanding you play/ think a certain way about some menial shit
crisp forge
too true
but sororitas are getting a bit worse since they're the secondary imperial posterboys with 9th ed
vale sleet
I only joined after necrons 9th so im not too new to the fans, only realy know about the kreig fanatics
most of the guys I faced play marines and they honestly were pretty nice
elfin yew
Generally thats the way abt it
The only sussy ppl tend to be terminally online loreheads or such
Actually playing the game irl requires some amount of social acumen
vale sleet
I mean im a lore nerd but not a lore purist
Like i loved the infinite and the divine, but the epilogue is not cannon to me and is GWs bs to keep the status quo
edgy cipher
Actually playing the game irl requires some amount of social acumen
Proud trying to eliminate herself from the sussy list
crisp forge
Like i loved the infinite and the divine, but the epilogue is not cannon to me a...
All the more power to you friend
40k's lore is dumb as fuck so if you really want to put your own take on it then thats valid as ever
elfin yew
Proud trying to eliminate herself from the sussy list
Sussy baka
And yeah its not that everyone who likes the lore is sussy
vale sleet
what do you mean its dumb? your telling me religious fanatics vs fungus orks who belive stuff to work, terminator egyptians and communist fish people are not serious?
elfin yew
Its that everyone whos sussy usually is too much of a freak to actually play the game w someone
And thus will only interact in a solitary way
crisp forge
what do you mean its dumb? your telling me religious fanatics vs fungus orks who...
Jokes aside I mean more in the lore always does stupid shit for the sake of status-quo as you said.
Like why the fuck doesnt the Emperor help Angron and his friends and just kidnap him? Its just done so the Hours Heresy can get rolling, etc
edgy cipher
And yeah its not that everyone who likes the lore is sussy
I am merely jesting
edgy cipher
fat snek
crisp forge
dinner time
vale sleet
Jokes aside I mean more in the lore always does stupid shit for the sake of stat...
TBF it helps show the emperor is a dick with the case of angron
crisp forge
It doesnt though, hes suppose to be a gigaleveled person
he just does dumb stuff so the traitor primarchs can go evil
"Anyway guys im gonna go home with no explanation have fun with the crusade"
vale sleet
thats fair, is there any trator who just turned for no reason or just horace?
crisp forge
I mean they got reasons but like, its usually stupid af
for example Morty turned because Big E stole his kill when he was about to die
Or Konrad who was just a psychopath and never seeked help from anyone or tried to fix his legion
elfin yew
Sigma
crisp forge
or Horus who just goes ultra evil because Eresus said Big E stinks
crisp forge
edgy cipher
or Horus who just goes ultra evil because Eresus said Big E stinks
Wait i'm pretty sure Horus becomes evil because he got stabbed by the sword Lorgar stole from the Interex, thus needing Lorgar to use the powers of Chaos to heal him, thus making him ebil
crisp forge
Oh yeah that was the beginning of it
then they went into the astral plane and Eresus starts that entire spiel before Magnus shows up to say that a guy named Erebus would obviously be an evil asshole
but Horus is like "hmm sorry magnus I dont trust you"
edgy cipher
Well, I don't expect Horus to be sane or reasonable after the ritual
edgy cipher
Being infused by pure chaos power does that to a guy
crisp forge
HES A PRIMARCH
vale sleet
"I dunno, i trust this guy" - Horus hershey
edgy cipher
So what ? PRIMARCH ARE FALIBLE AND ARE SHOWN MULTIPLE TIMES THAT WHILE THEIR BODIES ARE DEMI-GODS? THEIR MINDS ARE PAINFULLY HUMAN
Sry caps
elfin yew
ZherSCREAM
crisp forge
god I fucking love erebus' art tho
edgy cipher
Smug fuck
crisp forge
the worst part is its canon in-universe
a person actually sat down and sketched that
elfin yew
Looks pretty trustworthy to me
Most sus moments: trusting erebus or that one inquisitor who trusted haemonculi
In his defense, Haemonculi are probably the least backstabbing of the drukhari
vale sleet
erebis walks in for a sketch commission
"go ahead, no one will believe you"
elfin yew
Other than maybe Incubi but thats only to other drukhari
dusky mango
E
dusky mango
oh for f**ks sake
crisp forge
It was a low hanging fruit im sorry
dusky mango
well at least we can unironically call it herey now
oh wait
that would imply that erebus helped with a thing
elfin yew
Sigma erebus
crisp forge
its fine its fine
dusky mango
its fine its fine
it contains SIGMA and EREBUS. HOW TF CAN IT BE FINE???????????????????????????
median pumice
What did I walk into lmao
verbal sapphire
Erebus on that Sigma Grindset
lapis tundra
👀
hoary ermine
Bodels Binted?
sour hill
sour hill
Thank you! 💙
Trying to do about 1 a day now. I'm almost done with all my specialty units. 4 more to go and then 10 intercessors.
And then apparently I'm diving into 1KSons
😔
sour hill
😂
edgy cipher
Hey that's me
sour hill
Yoooo. Is that yours!?
surreal iris
yes
vale sleet
I dig the bronze man, tried that myself but its more gold on mine
surreal iris
it is gold
I did bronze for the under skeleton
admittedly I forgot to do that slight silver dry brush on the shoulder pads, so that they also shimmered
sour hill
Doesn't matter. He looks great. 🙏
vale sleet
This is the brass i used but everyone says its gold
median pumice
Does look kinda goldish?
vale sleet
In between to me, i feel like i should have used a brown wash
elfin yew
New rangers for KT inbound?
lapis tundra
Huh?
lapis tundra
Would be def neat
hasty sorrel
that is the KT orange for that symbol
crisp forge
Where's that from? 👀
rare solstice
there was a suspiciously eldar looking arm a while back in the rumour engine
crisp forge
there was a suspiciously eldar looking arm a while back in the rumour engine
Actually thats a good connection to make
wont be surprised if its related to that
novel fox
elfin yew
Where's that from? 👀
Art that came with the KT boxset I believe
elfin yew
Probs not goimg to find atm since I think only community ppl have it atm
crisp forge
darn
elfin yew
We will be able to confirm by checking how accurate they are on templar stuff
hasty sorrel
squats will prob just be a KT thing
since GW have to pay each time they wanna use that license
elfin yew
Yeee
elfin yew
Hoping for a 4AE uprising on Terra
rose sluice
drills that will pierce the heavens
crisp forge
Hoping for a 4AE uprising on Terra
yooo that would be sick
hasty sorrel
jokes on you
hasty sorrel
custodes dealing with some fucking no name planet and cult
because they keep leaving terra
elfin yew
crisp forge
It would follow the setup of the custodians discovering that cult lair on terra though so i hope they do that
tiny cairn
I wonder what a sm kt would look like cause there's gotta be one in the pipeline
Its probably first born cause primaris don't know how to do more than one thing right?
hasty sorrel
with any luck there wont be cause they just got the crusader bois
tiny cairn
My guess is it would be a "death watch kill team" if anything but idk
They kind of already have enough options most likely with what you can play with because they knew if they made it primaris only people would flip, and if it was first born only then it wouldn't help primaris sales
vivid rune
1 step closer to squig plushie
vivid rune
Thanqoul: NONO MAN THINGS! PLEASE DONT TURN-MAKE ME INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIE-TOY!! AAAA!...
crisp forge
stop THIS
elfin yew
This is the funniest twist imaginable
The tau's new bads being based on western imperialism
elfin yew
Always has been 
hasty sorrel
American tau
i dont actually hate this take on the tau
its atleast better than "tau are good" or "tau genocide this random planet"
hasty sorrel
yeah
median pumice
<a:CutegauntPet:758918481906237442>
elfin yew
Blessed
median pumice
arctic ridge
American tau
I will commit explode.
untold pier
American tau
lmao ngl this is kinda what ive been basing my tau head canons off of, reason why im writing a story where they plant GS on imperial worlds to both weaken and draw the hive fleets away from tau space
untold pier
like the whole shock and awe, modern tactics filled with "land of the free and plenty" vibes
which is why my tau are almost traitors tho not quite
arctic ridge
lmao ngl this is kinda what ive been basing my tau head canons off of, reason wh...
Myes, so I will commit boom to really add some depth to your take on Tau
dusky mango
I will commit explode.
It ain't me! It ain't me! I ain't no etherial caste!
untold pier
OH GOD THE DRONES ALL MAKE SENSE NOW
arctic ridge
This shit practically writes itself.
untold pier
rather him then kelly tbh
arctic ridge
OH GOD THE DRONES ALL MAKE SENSE NOW
Did I send you the war nerd segment on Chapo? Or did I send you another one?
untold pier
i dont think u did no, and if u did im sorry, im movin soon so kinda frazzled
arctic ridge
You good fren
No worries
I only say it because it's funny and they joked about drones a bit which was great
Big hugs tho 🫂
edgy cipher
elfin yew
OH GOD THE DRONES ALL MAKE SENSE NOW
Shas'obama
My fellow tau, we must uh, dronestrike the hrud
edgy cipher
hasty sorrel
I love it cause its pretty much in line with what ive been saying
i just never equated it to a real life group
actually cursed
edgy cipher
You killed me Onut
arctic ridge
Shas'obama
HeLP
elfin yew
edgy cipher
Japobama
elfin yew
This tau interpretation makes farsight like, some crazed redneck sovereign citizen and im here for it
crisp forge
oh my god didnt we joke about president tau leaders a few weeks ago
im still dying reading these
edgy cipher
We weren't ready
untold pier
Shas'obama
ive seen the edits, trust me. like that goku one but blue
elfin yew
vivid rune
Im having too much fun with the printer
vivid rune
Offical day 2 report of owning a functioning filament printer:
- FUCK YOU IM NEVER GOING BACK HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GW IM COMING FOR YOUR BOTTOM LINE AND YOU CHARLATANS CANT FUCKING STOP ME!!!!
Holy fuck i dont want to be at work right now purely because i want to be at home fucking with my printer
I can get proxy 3d prints for bottom barrel prices and then print 100 of them for 20 bucks of filiment
elfin yew
Wat printer do u use
hasty sorrel
i misread that as "i got the fucking for free"
vivid rune
I am very much feeling the "kid with new toy" feeling
vivid rune
i misread that as "i got the fucking for free"
I fucking wish
hoary ermine
dont worry
Tesla is making robots and the first porn of them hit the web 2 hours after announcement
vivid rune
cant 3d print the sex
Except you can, i went into a weird deep dive
hasty sorrel
lmao
edgy cipher
You could easily 3d a sextoy wdym skelly
I don't guarantee the smoothness nor the extremely toxic resin coating
vivid rune
There is foodsafe Pla
plush swift
I don't guarantee the smoothness nor the extremely toxic resin coating
You can use anything for any purpose if you're brave enough
hasty sorrel
There is foodsafe Pla
is the sex a food
median pumice
.... I'm gonna get that dakkadakka emperor model. I just don't know which one I wanna get. Either 1 or 3. The fighting pose or Dynamic Pose.
I think the Dynamic pose is gonna be the one
Because damn
median pumice
I got the not the emperor sky sword....
dusk hill
he looks weird in a way i cant entirely pinpoint
maybe it's how how torso looks thinner than in most of his art? idk
median pumice
I'm gonna give it a go. After I finish these realm lord archers, I'm gonna bounce to 40k for a change of pace.
And just bounce from sci fi to fantasy to keep from getting bored
dusk hill
valid
hasty sorrel
fair
good luck with it
also @elfin yew first session of actual cult fight went well
median pumice
Damn. The place that I got my resin bases from is going out of business 😦 Its what I used to base all my custodes.
hasty sorrel
the party are going to attempt to ambush the main section of the cult with a wall of fire from their psyker
verbal sapphire
median pumice
Its beautiful
vivid rune
.... I'm gonna get that dakkadakka emperor model. I just don't know which one I ...
Foodsafe means body safe
elfin yew
Thank uu
Elf painted the ridgerunner while I did the acolytes
She prefers vehicles and I infantry fhfhd
sour hill
💖 These are so excellent.
median pumice
They look fantastic!
elfin yew
UwU
sour hill
I've got 2 more kids base coated before DnD tonight.
elfin yew
elfin yew
best vic in 40k imo
Yesss
All the cult vehicles are my tops
The rockgrinder is my fave
I just wish it had good rules
The ridgerunners look great and are amazing
untold pier
just imagining the ridgerunner drifting with eurobeat blasting as it mining lasers a leman russ
elfin yew
Literally what happened in my lasy game
visual bolt
Thank u all UWU
elfin yew
They can do srs damage with their stubbers too because of raking fire
Even against tanks
visual bolt
god i love the ridgerunner
Thank u as well
vivid rune
I wish i had time to hobby 
elfin yew
Elf and I are on vacation atm and we'vs been painting my cult at night
I posted a pic of a bear in offtopic earlier today we saw
visual bolt
My family throwing children at bears 😔
elfin yew
visual bolt
It's not creepy ... We are public about it so, thanks !!
vivid rune
Sorry, im just slipping into that extremely unhappy mood i get every couple of months when my relationship problems start to bubble up too much
And then i envy others happiness like some toxic keeping up with the jones' shit
Jesus fuck i need to log off of discord for the night or else im going to keep fucking doing this. Night yall
visual bolt
Aww I'm sorry puddles... I hope things get better for you and it works out. Try to remember that others you see aren't perfect either!
I really hope u fell better about it all tho 💖
dusk hill
^
sour hill
Legit. Relationships are difficult and far from perfect ever. A lot of time and effort goes into this all. I'm happily married, but we still have our issues. Everybody does.
plush swift
sour hill
🙏
plush swift
Weird necron for dark mechanicus
visual bolt
Fresh and greasy hell yes
plush swift
Thick coat of super glue activator
visual bolt
Excellent
plush swift
Spilled some glue on my leg now i have blisterrsss 😎
proud gorge
Elf and I are on vacation atm and we'vs been painting my cult at night
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS
(also all those models look awesome)
elfin yew
💖
vale sleet
love me some necrons
arctic ridge
Very characterful ❤️
vivid rune
Holy fuck i want of model of that weirdo
median pumice
its a sigmarite gimp
Imagine just being..... taken as an immortal hero of your people, and your stormform was.... that.
twilit cliff
wait which one is nude?
median pumice
The ones toteing the hammer carrier in the back. If not nude, nude adjacent
I wonder if those could be kitbashed...
median pumice
The belly plate could be taken from part of a pauldron maybe.. and the robes would be like need to be scultped
dusky mango
I too have no idea what we are looking at
median pumice
Sigmar likes Gal Maraz carried around on a gimp powered palanquin
dusky mango
is Gal Maraz the person who got turned into a portable display case?
twilit cliff
no gal maraz is the hammer
dusky mango
then who is the angry looking helmet above it?
median pumice
Hal maraz. His brother
dusky mango
I have no idea if that is true
median pumice
To be fair, I think I made it up? But honestly who knows anymore
median pumice
Sculpts are pretty though
dusky mango
yeah
misty pollen
" Faith is our shield" By Skitoya
vale sleet
(Dumb idea i had)
"IF DEM HUMIEZ MAKE PLANES OUTTA PAPA, WEZ MAKE EM FROM SCRAP"
tight urchin
Imagine just being..... taken as an immortal hero of your people, and your storm...
I think those are just regular humans in the back
They're short
sour hill
Gonna paint another aggressor and my lieutenant on stream.
Maybe more if I get through them
median pumice
Probabaly Haha but it's funny to imagine
tawdry geode
why is there aos stuff in a 40k server?
crisp forge
Because its warhammer
tawdry geode
according to gw i guess
elfin yew
Do you have any models to post?
tawdry geode
guess not
tight urchin
that's a solid terrain piece
lapis tundra
Indeed
tight urchin
but this is also a reference to one of the worst things in the hobbit films
lapis tundra
U saw the fw lotr ruin thingy? Lemme find it real quick
Ugh
Discord really hates fw embeds
Anyway have a look for urself, https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-DE/The-Ruined-Watchtower-of-Amon-Sul-at-Weathertop
I love it
tight urchin
nice
fallow spruce
Question for you fellas, do your prefer your orks with a darker tone of green or a more vibrant color?
sour hill
I like everything Grimdark but I prefer a more pale/olive tone than dark/emerald.
fallow spruce
Im more of a fan of the darker tones
sour hill
Hey, man. They're your models. Make them look ANY way you want. 💖
fallow spruce
Well im also trying to get ideas for these gretchins, and the boyz i just ordered
fallow spruce
Will do!
sour hill
@fallow spruce For reference this is the colour I mention.
fallow spruce
Shieet that looks outstanding
sour hill
Just my taste in colour. Not my images by the way.
vale sleet
Not sure how new orks are gonna be, id play them if i didnt need like 50 boyz
elfin yew
Pretty good it looks like
edgy cipher
Well the squigosaurus are pretty fucking good from what I saw
sour hill
Finished another Aggressor today.
One more Elim and Aggr and the special units are done.
sour hill
Army Painter scorched tufts. 🙂
Comes with small, medium, large bushes.
And all the stones in my minis are actual stones, repainted.
LOL
Just letting everything cure now so I can varnish him tomorrow.
sour hill
Oooo. Let me check those ones out.
One sec.
Oh dang. Yeah. They're super close. These have a little more brown/orange, but SUPER similar.
I like those Wasteland ones a lot.
edgy cipher
Since I like to use desert-y bases, they fit well
fallow spruce
GENTLMEN
edgy cipher
Mentlegen
fallow spruce
HE HAS AN ASS
edgy cipher
Finally