#40k-minis-and-armies
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maybe some other mad stuff
Just grabbing lunch. I'm guessing a lot of AoS stuff but nothing else huh?
Whelp
Seems that I was right in my original guess that
AoS would outdo 40k again
this week
classic
I wonder how popular aos is. In my local store it's not that widespread
Huh wow. Hmm. I'll join when blood dragons get a full army haha
Which at the rat they're going is gonna be soon
From what they've said, there will be a variation of the faction around the blood dragon bloodline
Yeah! I saw the mounted knights and the one for their kill team sorta game?
Ooooh.
Since iirc Soulblight is gonna be based on the bloodlines
So Blood dragon df gonna be one
i want that wight king dood
They also are updating vampires, skeletons, zombies, etc
all the stuf fone would need for Soublight
Oooh. I'm like... I dont wanna paint too many models so undead semi elite few models that hit hard... plus I like the sculpts haha
Makes me wonder what Legions of Nagash are gonna be looking like moving forward
That's what I'm somewhat concerned about
I got into Undead to play LoN because I liked their graves mechanic
But It'll be okay if they get chopped
Ahh gotcha. I dont know anything about the rules or mechanics... I just think they look cool haha
it is really funny to me how mad people get over AOS still. like sure it started out really badly, but good lord get over it
"MAor LIke AgE oF ShITmAr!!!!11"
@elfin yew it pissing me off see all the comments on the new lady saying "wow my new sanguinor"
People buying age of sigmar models just to convert them to 40k smh
Bunch of fucking gamers upset that it wasnt horus heresy shit announced today filled the chat with toxic comments i heard too
Nobody hates Warhammer as much as warhammer fans, and nobody hates Warhammer fans as much as other Warhammer fans
i don't even think it's that they care anymore either. they just enjoy being miserable because they didn't do something that THEY wanted
40k fans have to cope with their bad models somehow
Esp with 40k's molasses adjacent releases
like if warhammer makes you that fucking miserable, then just leave and go find something that actually makes you happy
Idk why people were expecting the BIG surprise to be a overpriced FW game and not GW's other flagship title
It's only slightly less delusional than having expected a Old World announcement
Deluded gamers larping deluded 40k denizens
god
EXACTLY
I read mullogs warscroll...he uses his frog as a weapon
Good
Horus Heresy is overrated, let it fade into myth where it belongs
30k just exists for space marine players
60 something books about the time period where Humans were fighting Xenos literally everywhere and not a single xenos of significance, hacks the lot of them. That goes for 30k too
To be fair, using new minis as conversions for other factions/universes is pretty valid. I would rather use namrati thralls instead of resin mandrakes, and some of the new warcry and necromunda models as wracks. Or this is a greater ire at the entitlement of marine players?
Conversions are fine It's mostly just space marine entitlement for me
Yeah, fair.
It's mostly like, "Wow, a model that's not a space marine. I'll make it a space marine."
Also fuck the Horus heresy series
as undead said, literally 60 books about space mahrens
Its the smugness of the marine players comment like "wow im looking at my new sanguinor" and shit like that
How to piss them off in one easy step "Hey, nice female space marine you got there."
@elfin yew i was talking about the ttg 30k
HH does give us a bunch of Harlequins bodying Custodes so there's that at least.
No, wait, that was Beast
Nevermind
Margret thatcher killing marines
Nice
Lmao i love that
I will however say that I still think that fantasy was better than AOS. But AOS is really good now
100% agree
For me, it's now WHF > AOS > 40k
the new sce look fuckin sweet
They're really not, they're just Stormcast in new armor that happens to explode when they die
The real difference is that SCE wont eat up the release schedule for 3 years 
lmao
Exactly, they're the poster faction so I'm not gonna get into a twist when they're the first one to get new stuff in a brand new edition.
Their armor sends them back to Azyr when they die so they arent soul succd
By self destructing them
Which is good because SCE were getting nommed by alot of factions
It's basically a spiritual ejection seat
big boiz gotta eat
It was both hilarious and sad
Because SCE's big gimmick was getting nullified by 75% of the factions
yeah, it was kind of a cool grimdark thing for nagash to be nibbling away at them
Now it seems thats being fixed
but its kind of meaningless if everyone can do it
Yeeee
is the implication that all sce will have this ability/armor thing now?
I assume so
AFAIK, Vicdictors (spear bois) have the shiny new thunderstrike armor at least.
40K: Has two whole days devoted to it, about 50% of which was already revealed earlier.
AOS: Has one day but then surprise, is actually the last day as well with everything being 100% new
You can blame Brexit+The Suez Canal incident for that
Yeah that's why theres like 3 things for AoS
Its mostly just 40k GW being bad comparatively
If this was another year there would be more for both
I mean, that explains delays and schedule slip ups but not a pre-planned event that happens once a year and is also being streamed
You have to plan for distribution of said new content, so you have to slow things down
Thats why they went from 2 new codexs every month to like 1 every other month
The global supply lines and production are being strained.
seems like theyre prioritizing distribution for aos materials 
Ever wonder why the city box is so hard to buy? You've got a supply and logistical issue there due to everything going on, the canal was blocked for a little while but that creates a backlog on an already strained system. They can write as many books as they like but they are trying to move away from digital codices so they need a good way to get them to everywhere, and that takes time and money.
Honestly i have accepted that they care about Aos more. But I am ok with that
hrrnnnn
new releases for storm casts
thinking about my Tragic β’οΈ stormcast and her dracoth
also sorry if its painfully obvious that i wanted to draw the dracoth more than the stormcast gal i just... i fucking hate drawing armor so goddamn much
me when new, more difficult to draw armored characters drop
they're a good boi
thanky UWU
not to get nit picky but both the dracoth and the SC are girls... Dracoth is named Throatripper, SC is named Hekartani
fantasy pets with extremely violent mean sounding names also being good smol beans in private gives me life
throatripper got her name from the old world, where she lived up to it a lot more.. not to say that she is not fierce now. she has always been a good buppy
Cthulhu Genestealers? Nice
Yep
And I already got a Magus so I used the left over bits to make a my spin on a Calmavus
Though I wish I had held of on my original Magus kit to make this my Magus
Whelp... I promised I wouldn't buy any more miniatures until I finished my current batch. That... lasted all of a week.
Also nice art there @acoustic venture
LOL, I feel that.
Also thanks Seia is my baby
I love her and all her antics
Warhammer RPG character?
The important thing is that they're yours π
40k DND
ye
that is incredible!
I am quite inspired to draw more culexus
thas pretty
Guess what forgeworld sent me in this box?
A decal sheet. .... the box is a little big for it xD
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Makes you feel like you're getting something.
I like to think they did it so the mail wouldnt bend it... but man I thought it was something huge lmao
I posted my idea list here but people were talking about Haggis or something, shall we discuss it?
Enough about haggis.
for example, I basted the outside with bacon fat several times so it would be crispy and good to eat
You know what's funny I ordered a smaller gundam kit once and the shipped in a box for a Master Grade kit so I know the feeling
It was weird. I thought it was some other things but nope. Transfer decals haha
Had me all excited over nothing lmao
It seems that there is a named genestealer patriarch
Could this mean more corrupted genestealers in the future?
Doubt it, knowing GW
Crossbow pistol for the AA DLC
Finally finished my warden king pretty happy with how it turned out
Good
Looking good
Is that an koala?
Blightstormer
rip koala
Oh now i see it too
we hardly knew yi
Im so sorry lmao
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"ITS RAINING BEARS! HALLELUJA ITS RAINING BEARS!"
Something something fking ewok
If they really are apex predators, something that i still think it is just BS
starwar bad
meanwhile in 40k australia
what a meme lol
@proud gorge How is the market of GW games in Australia anyway?
expensive...beyond that idk
Sounds like a barren wasteland
A flooded, burned and invaded by spiders wasteland
it was
Yo im hyped for saturday's releases
Vamps are coming
Gitslayer is also coming ouy
@crisp forge @elfin yew mommy vampire monster is getting her own book this saturday
Have already created a name for that abomination? Like, she is half... something... and half human, so, like a centaur with the exception that she isn't half horse...
NICE
Eh, fine, what is the monster that she is half?
Also another Gotrek book
I was concerned that there were no AoS books announced during WHfest
seems like they just had to let 40k have something before outdoing again today 
I actually prefer it
AoS' story remains more consistent +higher quality control
Soul Wars imo probs one of the best BL publishes
After finishing ghoul slayer i am ready for gitslayer!!!
I wish tracos and whats her nuts had ally models
@green cave tzeetch abomination magic fuckery is the lower half
Ah, so it isn't even only vampire monster, awful...
I thought the monster half was something like varghulf or something
People getting upsetti that the vampires looking different is proving that fantasy fans are becoming more and more creatively deprived

Have you read the BR books?
I've read Soul Wars and am thonking about reading the series,tho I've already watched plot synposis' on them
Broken realms?
Thanks
I know the beats of the story, i only own and read belakor tho
Ahh ayt
I bought it for the rules lmao
Yeah I keep up with the big points so I know what's going on in the setting
Youd like BR teclis
Oooh the new vampire book seems really neat
A city of sigmar allying with the undead to fight chaos
I have this feeling we may get a CoS release soon
I hope they update the freeguild models
Some of them are okay but I think the old empire infantry looks kinda painful
Freeguild gen on gryphon(franz/empire general) still looks good
And It's not like them getting updated means you won't be able to play the old models
+There's alot of CoS warscrolls that they don't even produce anymore 
Nearing the finishing of the titan here
Just wondering whether i should slap on some markings on the middle or some more stowage
and where i should put the pilot callsign
?
Huh
How my library categorizes 40k books
Oh
I mean, they technically arenβt wrong.
they are not wrong at all
no lies detected
Unexpected but appreciated
People always try to get fancy with vamps, ignorant of how fucking wild and weird they get in the myths
This monster design is awful
It's kinda growing on me ngl, it's got this Dark Souls feel to it
Youre aweful 
Awfully nice!
its unique alright
Ppl need to quit being cynical tbh
thing is if they were to wear pants, would they wear it like-
Not liking a design isn't cynical. The elves, whos names I forget, all have ridiculous designs but they all look great. This thing doesn't. This is of course, as if it needs clarification, my opinion not a statement of fact.
Quit with the weird formal typing style hjhhigukjg
Balled on
F
English is my second language. I'd rather risk being overly formal than disrespectfully casual.
English is my first language and I'm still disrespectfully casual
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no such thing as disrespectfully casual with english luckily

I could be dismissive and snarky.
^
Is the second step creating a youtube channel where I wear a top hat or am called something with top hat in it?
I hear simply wearing a hat makes me sophisticated and mature.
Like magic.
yeah and you talk about woke culture in video games forcing you to go out and get a real job
These are the real struggles
This is so sad. Internet debaters are truly the most oppressed
I need a good cavalier hat
no the 2nd step is standing on the white cliffs and hurling insults at france
I can stand on my balcony and do that already.
good
I know my grammar structure is weird when I write things too.
you're doing fine
I'm an English teacher and I butcher my shit constantly because if I ain't getting paid well...
I don't know why though. It's just something I notice.
the magical thing with english is nobody bothers with grammar
AluminIUM.
the rules are quite literally arbitrary and made-up tbh
we just took shit that sounded good and thew it together
I know a lot of Swedish people use "Yes" as an affirmative
it was like
"yo Latin and Greek are real fancy, but also we're Germanic"
and then we realised languages have rules and are kinda complicated
and proceeded to not care
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Starting on dem bikes
noice
Normally he grabs bales of hay
Now he grabs the foes of the free frontier
Need to give him a little mechanical clamp still
Heres the rest of the farmers against marines
My current project, about 80% done. Still got add the marble effect to the backplates and basing stuff.
I kinda wanna redo my custodes. I think repainting them without the heads on, would be easier to do the details <_< .... but I already put so much work into it xD
death dealer dan is giving me the cold shoulder, y'all should hop in vc
@median pumice From everything I've painted so far I think my trick is paint it all minus the head.
And then attach head after it's painted.
Even other tiny details...I'm just fully assembling minus the head fro. Now on.
I've fucked myself over a few times painting stuff that's completely covered up by something.
Like. Unless you shined a light and looked behind a cape and backpack you'll never see.
I've got 4 custodes with spears and one with a shield... for now I'll just paint em as is but next ones separate heads haha
family photo
a BRD Spectre replication on a bike with heavy explosives
doggo, scythe with power claws and a jumper
Looks awesome!
yeah it's a battle box, no more doubts
yeah
that's what it is
but the hadn't said what it actually was till now
Thousand boys and Grey nights
I read something to that end yesterday
I'm just glad they didn't release a new primaris lieutenant
Whys the preview picture look like it came from if the emperor had a text to speech device? π€£
pretty much what the whole trailer was in fairness
Whelp, looks like in gonna try and track down a suitable vampire to put on a zombie dragon for a kastelai bloodline <_<
@median pumice oh? Is there an article talking about bloodlines?
Ahh you trying to do bloodknights! Cool!
@median pumice i plan on building the bloodline thats full of monsters
I love big centerpiece beast models and i know that monsters aint great in current aos edition but im sure 3rd ed is going to be a monster meta
Oh boy
Endless legions, locus of shyish, and deathless minions
Seems like LoN is on the way out
I love monster minis, but I'm not confident enough in painting them lol, so mini cavalry and footsloggers for me haha
I plan on taking the rat prince tho and making a rat meme list
Soooo I may have goofed Saturday
I was at my game store working on Cthulhu Patriarch when my friends and I started commenting on a 14 year olds 1 on 1 dnd game
Well when they finished up they got interested in what we were doing
I was building my friends were playing a game
Kid got interested and also realized how expensive it is
But he's like hyper interested in getting in
Right but I need to in a nice way convince him to SLOW DOWN
Like he went from "I can't afford this" to grabbing the $90 Necron vs Marine starter box and a bunch of paint
Oh ok now I see the issue
Just point him towards the single hero's that are like 15 - 20 quid
And a few basic paints
Then they can give it ago and see if they like it
Or the basic easy fit stormcast/space marine box
I tried to convince him to just get a squad of scouts and play some kill team with his friends
This is how it starts! π€£
Yeah that can work
Kill teams definitely a nice start with the low model count needed
Yeah kill team is a fantastic start. Also have him split that box with a friend or sell the parts on ebay
Our store owner will probably cut him a deal
I was also trying to point him to Underworlds
The thing that surprised me the most was how fast my party was to loot my corpse after the combat
Lol
All possessions are essential, take them all
Got to love when they try to take inventory of your stuff after your medium sized character is now a two detentional smear
Two zombos completely finished
My fucking wet pallete somehow got ontop of one of the bases as they were drying and indented the fucking greenstuff
You can see it on the one on the right lol
Ah it looks fine i didn't really notice it until you pointed it out
ei
Just toss some dirt over it, it'll be fine
Now that looks like a quality beach episode
Whelp. Just got in my marble themed bases for my custodes. Time to watch all those tutorials for marble painting lmao
Plasmancer and his shining finger, now to get started on the lab assistants
The green is excellent
Thank you, Kabalite + Sybarite are probably my favorite shades of green
Death Skull Space Marine (Homebrew chapter)
I like the muscle fiber shoulderplate
Finally finished those walls
Duuuude! Those posters are perfect!
Have you considered weathering them a bit? To give them that "put there a few weeks ago" look?
I thought about it, but I've been working on them for a while cuz I've had many setbacks and am just kinda done with them for now lol
I used hot glue which wasn't strong enough cuz the paint bent the foam board
I had an idea to coat them in spackle and that didn't work
thank you!
@tepid gulch Seriously incredible.
Well done man.
Hope you've got games in your future you can use those in.
I hope so! I have this narrative built for me and my buddies 40k games involving a fortress world which is why I made them
@tepid gulch that is so cool, i wish i could play with those goddamn
where'd you get the hunter killer for that? haven't seen one in the standard kits
they likely will
A fiscally prudent person can dream lmao. God its gonna a be like 50 bucks for 3 or something isnt it....
gonna naruto run the vampires to death
just screams "stab me" imo
looks a lil too fancy to be new
ah yeah found it
Evocator
i'm a big fan of those new stormcast guys
like as standard warriors
normal stormcast are too bulky to be "normal" foot soldier
Yeah
regular stormcast are just like
it's an entire army of hq looking weirdos competing to look the most heroic
i'm glad they're toning them down a bit
the big guy looks good aswell though
but he is like
his job description is big dude with hammer
i was thinking of making my own space marine chapter with stormcast heads
not so sure now though
@dusk hill i like stormcast armies where everyone isnt wearing a helmet
So you actually get the feel that this armies is all these unique and diverse heroes and champions throughout the ages instead of just a bunch of uniform regular rank and file
The one time when none helmeted soldiers are valid
They got the same problem with the cadian kit tho
Lore is "diverse group" but the sprue is generic male #1 through 5
they added female heads now puddles
the new sprues they showed off last week are eventually gonna be part of the standard box
Oooo!!! Yes!
whats the yikes for
the suffering never ends
maybe it's a teeny tiny bolter?
i might get it to use the heads for gue'vesa
Not a huge fan of the cs:go head variant but the other ones are fine as fuck
which one is that?
probs bottom right?
Top right
hey no slut
you can make the guys from the first dt trailer
that one is literally the best one
ah he looks cool the tactical mask
yeah u can
No ur wrong
they have the masks now
i have a question i m too afraid to ask
well one of them has a genestealer cult gasmask so
what's the one with the pebbles on his helmet?
also i think the tactical mask looks bad cause its in white
supposed to be a camo net i think
it's ghillie you swine
but that's a good thing

But like u got 1 dude with one and thats it
it looks like an afro wig

when you need to buy 10 packs for a 1000 point guard army anyway
Thought he got skin problems at first and has to wear a mask now
Well money go brrrr
they're all pretty neato
The center one is one of my favourites
but ye im glad
a lot of people are upset cause its something small
but honestly it covered one of my main issues with IG
can we get eldar upgrade kits too
is the ace of spades guy got his cards molded or is that painting prowess
i like the ones with lil bandages on them, looks like a cool way to create like. idk distinguishing ppl in the crowd without making it purely they have no helmet for no apparent reason

heck its ig ill take it
plasma and melta were metal only
maybe there's a reason to not wear helmets when ur wounded
idk
,,,, pardon
Yeah in that case good lord it was called for
metal traumatises me
ye prior to this, despite having rules
Molded?
only flamer and grenade launcher were in plastic
we didnt have access to the rest other than for command squads
There were finecast melta and plasma guys lmao
What's an eldar?
we dont acknowledge the existence of finecast
not likely
Never said it does, finecast is way worse than metal
looked sick tbh
You can still get em
tinmen
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just said that
tbh i do have a soft spot for metal models but like
only one offs. Like, lil characters i can paint for the memes
Like 5 messages above
not things that are going into armies
they are made of a gold alloy
Who is too lazy to scroll now π π π
ur made of a gold alloy
thanks
...
....
nerves of steel
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but ye its such a good update
means we can finally make sniper teams again
cause working with metal
is pain
Not as much as working with gws shitty resin
Cleaning mold lines on metal gives me the big anger
Bubbles everywhere
i'm annoyed when there is a plastic version they've done before but they just don't sell it
Huh
i bought the old as plastic warpfire
huh
because they only sell metal ones
Sounds like metal to me
Apparently..
finecast legion
an actual diversity of regiments again
Aaaaaaaa
i want vostroyans, with bigger hats
A legion of bubbles
do the other regiments have rules still?
honestly ratty
they might be doing that
considering orks are getting 2 model lines (primitive and standard) for 40k
we may see regiments returning, which might be why cadians got a touch up instead of a full upgrade
Wait steel legion is back?
just the standard 10 man inf squad
I thought they axed everything that wasnt cadian or catachan
they look lost
Iirc thats just orks dedicated to hunting down monsters, just like the "speed freaks" are dedicated to driving around
Also i love that two man missile squad
oh 100% but they have confirmed its a unique line
Its just like the vehicles that came out
standard orkz are getting an update, but these new primitive orks also have unique nobz n boyz
so from what i can tell puddles
or my guess anyway
we saw the new boyz who are part of the new group
and then they also showed off the new mega armoured warboss
and said theres more yet confirmed
Idk about the boyz
so we might see normal pants boyz update
because they confirmed standard orkz are getting some updated bitz in the stream
Much more to come
yi
Hopefully but looking at how gw did stuff like that recently we might only get a few hq's
So... Regiments seem to b returning eh? I'm wondering who is gonna tell that to the cadian lover
Oh thats sweet
yeah nuclear might be abit upset
Or maybe happy... Unless he really liked to complain about cadians
I fucking hope
Its not a "the boyz kit is getting an extra sprue with new heads and different weapons :)"
Like they did to cadian guard lmao
New. Boyz. Please. Fix. Their. Fucking. Spine.
heres hoping
At least orks have slightly younger kits to justify an upgrade pack
Will they fix the dreaded "ork butt" ?
Mean while Cadian and Eldar are left in the dust
he loves complaining about cadians for taking over the game, its amusing
Make them slouch without having their dummy thicc ass sticking out
Like jesus the old ones look like they are trying to take a dump while standing
thorkk
Tyranids*
If they ran in that pose their legs would be flailing in circles like those lizards that run across water
Yeah they got a few new units back in 2016 or something
New headcanon
But their infantry choices are still old as fuck
it'd fit their memey stupid nature tbh
I get that orks are always slouching but theres no reason for their legs to be completely separated from their pelvis
yeah that is too ridiculous
orkz really do be running like scooby
Scooby's usage as a bike by Shaggy, running helter-skelter but managing to escape the 'zombies' :P
lmao
Got it from a baal predator
Humanity was never meant to achieve such levels of swag
Bro those earrings
This noble looks way wetter than these wanky spire hunters
I like the fact that she keeps a spare hand on her belt so she can slap as many ppl as she wants without hurting her knuckles or jamming her prosthetic 

Shame that isn't featured on the actual mini tho
For real now check these ugly mofos out
They were basically nobles who got sick armor and weapons to go down to the hive to murder some guys for fun and then go back up when they are finished with it
More like the other way around π
Ngl shed make a nice Rogue Trader conversion
Yeah might get that too at some point
But i already spend enought money for now, got hive war, the zone mortalis walls 2x and the zone mortalis floor tiles on ebay
ok who's going to make that ball crushing joke about the right leg?
its not going to be funny but its going to happen
Would have bought the new transfers too but they were sold out too quickly
Nobody hopefully
yup
Otherwise incan should get his ban hammer ready
Banhammer 40k
It was $15 and I mainly got the minies for a Wrath and Glory game
They're gonna be a side project to paint while I focus on Cursed City, and my Cthulhu Genestealers, and the rest of my Half-Life Marines, and finish painting Magnus....
I forget the name but u remind me of that one boi in Hellenic Hell tm who is spending eternity pusing a boulder up a mountain
like u pushing through ur pile of minis
Ah yes the ever growing pile of shame
u keep getting higher but so does the pile
Sisyphus
thank you
One day it will collapse and you will be buried under your dreams and hopes which slowly turned into hated side projects, slowly suffocating you
That or the density of the plastic becomes so much that it collapses into a singularity
now this is what I like to call alternative optimism
But at the same time you will feel the sweet relief of this heavy burden finally beeing off your shoulders
because it has crushed your shoulders meaning that nothing can be on them anymore
Have you ever thought about selling parts of your ever growing pile of shame in a desperate attempt to stop it only to realize there is no escape? No, me neither
Lol
So far my solution is to just not buy. I have a VERY small pile and am exercising EXTREME self control to prevent it from expanding
I sell the bits to my local store... it helps... me buy more minis for the pile sob
I keep all my bits in a extra box for kitbashes
Yeah thats my strategy too but stupid me decided to start with necromunda for no reason plus their terrain looks dope
Its out of control
Somebody send help
hecc. its like the warp is overtaking u
does that mean that hobbyists are the psykers of the fanbase and suffer "perils of the shopping spree?"
I sometimes buy 50β¬ of bits from ebay for potential conversions
Yes
lmao
And I keep rolling box-cars
oof
Is this yet another Incan look-alike????
Incan steals faces
The more faces he consumes the more his face will shape into the ultimate "looks like everybody" face
fun fact: there is an Incan in every universe
There are multiple ones per universe
The Incan hive mind
@proud gorge Can you confirm that you're a face-stealing hive mind that spans the multiverse?
ew, that ping color sucks still
I just traded a guy a bunch of left over Ogor heads For those wings for my kalulu conversion
Cthulhu
He would never admit it
And now that you discovered his secret you better run
He will find you
And do unspeakable things to you
oh my how lewd
Ruuuun
d-do you wanna do unspeakable things to me π₯Ί π π
also oh my GOD will this leave my recommended emojis list
lmao
uhh
i must keep this here for eternity
discord hates me clearly
yup
tbh like
ever just think about how dwarfs are the perfect height that they wouldn't have to kneel
RATTY
WHAT
I am scandalized!
nah bardin is the scandalized one
,, wait is he still married or like, do dwarfs have a divorce system
ik he's sorta estranged-ish from his wife but
well i dont talk to weaklings
lol
,, why would i talk to a baby
Jesus christ
Why wouldn't you?
People also talk to pets
plus, babies have a lot to say
okay fair point i talk to my pets a lot
Or just want to keep everybody awake for no reason
though i maintain my tortoise is strong mentally even if they're weak physically
they have very strong physical defence
this is true
,,, i do also occasionally shout at my chickens when they wake me up early
i am very grouchy in the morning
that's fair
Everybody is
im just stupid
Talking to babies is very good for them iirc
Also theyre Cute
And soon i will be for im going to sleep now which means i will be grouchy in pretty much 6:30hrs
i insist that i am far more than anyone else here
Wanna fight about it
there are like, no babies in my entire wider family for some reason
so unless im out here talking to some random child
I dunno if dwarf divorce is a thing, I do remember that old world dwarfs practice polyandry because dwarf women are relatively rare
dwarforce
Explains the cultural reason for valaya being married to grimnir and grungni
you are the baby
Boom roasted
oof
HOLD ON
,,, oh no
so like, the horns on their helmets are like handlebars then
ohj GOD
INCAN
Disregard pigtails, acquire horns
why
@dusk hill @proud gorge. Funny of you both to assume dwarfs arent power bottoms

I wonder what the beard is for?
questions we may never know the answer to
Cum catcher


Nephew delet this
Get em
π¬
Yes, the Slayer Oath.
Anyway, why do we have this talk every other day?
Whelp I got my venatari custodes in from Ebay. Okay. No more minis. After the blood dragons. I swear. God I hope I swear...
lol
Also
Another session of lancer down, another strange diplomatic showdown
we got boarded by what was basically the US military trying to steal a WMD we were int he process of disarming (read: throwing it into the sun)
i ended up letting myself get taken hostage so my team could deal with it, and spent my time just drilling them for info by being insuferrable
was fun
yeah
Mech RPG
im playing the head of a band of mercanery lancers trying to get a comfortable retirement
its not been comfortable at all
that's cool
over the last 3 missions i have
transported the equivilant of a 40k virus bomb and threatened the US military because they thought we were just shitty mercs
Argued with a near god level entity because it threatened to kill us but i believed it couldnt
fought inside the core of a planet to stop a paracausal bomb going off (paracausal is basically magic)
Oh dude! I was looking at that rpg. That's awesome.
I mean... not the last few missions that sounds like a challenge, but the rpg itself
I'd say those missions sound absolutely awesome
Career ideas, for those who care.
Frick. I did the math. I already spent my hobby budget this month... no Vampires this month... x.x
Hmm.... maybe if I don't eat out so much ...
Okay. I got food at home, I think I can at least get a box of blood knights if I stop getting food out with my coworkers for lunch lmao
Whats a budget?
a way to keep the lil man down is what that is
no more budgets steal errything eat the rich
Well the imagery for the keri one will haunt me
Wait you guys budget your hobby 
wait, you have money to make a budget with?
its pretty fun n simple honestly
@grizzled stump yes
I givemyself a max of 200 a month for miniatures
Tho, when i can switch jobs to finally smith full time. Im kicking that up to 400
fair enough
I'm trying to limit myself to 200 per month, even with a full time job x.x I just keep buying em and am super slow in assembly and painting haha
I should probably budget myself but i've got a huge impulse buying issue
Same, it's why I budget. To try and curb that habit of mine haha
200 per what
in march i spent 120 on hobby stuff, felt super guilty
Probably keep it that way for the coming two months
200 dollars for entertainment and hobbies. That includes video games and stuff haha
can't build an actual house out of sprues
That sounds like a challenge hahahah
I wish
it'd look whack though
Tbf i also spent some on vidya
probably 12 bucks on a wow sub
10 bucks on spotify
Getting there
i imagine doing minis is a lot more fun in a mancave than it is in a workplce/bedroom
Finally going to be starting a Death Guard Mini team π₯
Post pictures!
Do it!
I shall when it is completed.
looking nice π keep up the the good work
@vivid rune hope you don't mind me pinging you but do you have any advise when it comes to painting fur?
awful
uhhhhh
what color?
brown at the moment
So i've done a base of mornfang and was gonna wash it with agrax and dry brush with gorthor brown
yea
pretty much
theres an interesting trick they do in the vargskyr painting tutorial where they work with a lighter color inward into the fur then wash it then drybrush
huh cool might take a look at that
You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
Mediocre!!!
Witness me!!
artistic liberty
Why are we talking about the head instead of the feet
They're massive and with individual toes
oh
oh my those are indeed toes
that
each toe is almost as big as his head
also love the fucking words stamped on his one pauldron
The Drip
Dripβ’οΈ
Why does his armor has toes???
Aaaa
What else would the Nids have to suck on?
π₯²
uh oh
WIP wolf I need to touch up some areas on the fur and try to add a few more shades but over all I don't think it's coming along to bad
That's not a mistake
Thats an investment
I got lady oliander in that batalion box from BR Belakor
Nice the sculpt for her is amazing just be careful as some parts are a tad fragile
I've been slacking, brothers. Between going back to the office and RE8 release I have barely painted. It brings me shame. Tor Garadon should already be done and yet he is half painted.
π
@sour hill wait you paint the things you buy?! Shiiiit
Yeah thats not how fhings work bruv
I feel your pain






