40k-minis-and-armies

[hoary ermine]

the dude in red is like ''Haha halfsword me friend!''

[lapis tundra]

I dont see why you would do that

[hoary ermine]

The knight just there ''RATTLE ME ASS IM GONNA GIVE YOU SOME SASS YOU PEASANT CUNT''

[lapis tundra]

Since you would fight in formaitions and such

[hoary ermine]

i personally love a story i read a long while back

a smith using an axe and a hammer

Let me point out that anything armored was opened like a can

[green cave]

This image is to show how to deal with armoured enemies when you have a sword... You do the famous murder stroke iirc its name

[lapis tundra]

Yeah or mordhau/mordschlag in german

[hoary ermine]

yeah

[lapis tundra]

Which was its original name

[green cave]

Yup, but i didn't dared murder its name in german since i don't f remember how it is

[hoary ermine]

the story i read from that smith goes to where surrounding peasants recall the tale of knights coming to collect debt, as they are the cunts who have to do so
They threaten the smith on ownership of his house and he opens the helmet of one of those lads up like a fucking soupcan

[hasty sorrel]

the guy on the left with his power stance

[hoary ermine]

hes said to have used the back flat end of his axe to slap the cutting wedge down into the helmet with his hammer

and repeated the trick another 3 times

this knight literally got soupcanned

[hoary ermine]

Hes ready to dark souls the dude in rted

you can hear the riposte sound

[hasty sorrel]

ohno

[hoary ermine]

thunk

[visual cliff]

mauls are good anti armor weapons

any blunt object

the armor can take it but the guys inside not so much

unless padding and ...

[lapis tundra]

Yeah not sure what a maul is supposed to be but yeah they used blunt weapons to damage and kill armored guys

[hoary ermine]

its a heavy metal top on a stick

slappy time

[vivid rune]

Im picking up my cursed city today!

Im so excited!

[plush swift]

dat like

blackstone fortress but aos?

[lapis tundra]

Kinda

Yea

[hoary ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/327600523630870530/830448034612903955/20210410_162120.mp4

High Judicator Larthas, bladebreaker staff and dimensional shield generator

[lapis tundra]

Kitbashing is great

Im currently working on two bodyguards for my chaos lord armed with halberds

There are just so many bits you can use to add more character to your minis

Very early wip

[plush swift]

hey bros

how do i get my dude off of this base?

I need to put something under his feets

[vivid rune]

Exacto knife

[lapis tundra]

What did you use to glue him on?

Is he pinned?

[plush swift]

super glu

no pinning

[lapis tundra]

Than you can try to break it off

But that could damage him quite badly

[vivid rune]

Exacto knife

Be careful

[lapis tundra]

Knife is better

Yea

[plush swift]

this is hard 😦

[lapis tundra]

What you also could do if you want to be 100% safe is carefully clipping the base away and then sanding the bits that are still on his foot away

But that will waste a base and take some time

[hoary ermine]

noice

[lapis tundra]

Thanks

[lapis tundra]

Thats metal af

[plush swift]

🙂

[lapis tundra]

Is he going to get his standard head or do you have something different in mind?

[plush swift]

waiting for some night lord heads in the mail

[lapis tundra]

Hell yeah

[plush swift]

either this one

or

idk

got some from etsy too

[lapis tundra]

I think gw should just release a kit with dead or dying marines/guardsmen/sisters from all sorts of factions so you can decorate your bases with it

[plush swift]

I know!

I KNOW

[lapis tundra]

That head looks great already

[plush swift]

i bought a bunch of dead corpses

from etsy

and the hospitaller just for the dead sister

[lapis tundra]

I got a similar one from the salamanders primaris upgrade

[lapis tundra]

Thats great!

Wish we had official ones tho, i think they made like 3 dead vostroyans and another one with 3 dead space marines of which 1 was just killed, another one was dead for ages already and the third one is still perfectly alive

[plush swift]

bros

whats the worst that could happen if i primed my model after it rained last night?

[hoary ermine]

uh well

thick paint

[plush swift]

its gonna rain for like 4 days

[hoary ermine]

what is the air humidity at?

[plush swift]

and i want to paint

68%

[lapis tundra]

Or just prime inside

Jk

Dont do that

[hoary ermine]

you want to stay under 40%

[plush swift]

but.... >.<

[hoary ermine]

But if you open a window, prime in that room and then let it air through

you can manage

[lapis tundra]

Fair

[plush swift]

not where i live sadly

[hoary ermine]

dont prime near the window tho

thatll fuck up the paint still

[plush swift]

wait

are there primers i can apply with a brush?! 🤔

[hoary ermine]

yes

basecoat paint

or, spray the primer into a cup/whatever

and grab a brushy brushy

[vivid rune]

I do all my airbrushing in my office

[plush swift]

you tellin me i can just use abbaddon black to prime him?

[vivid rune]

Fuck going outside

[hoary ermine]

you can do that yes

make sure the model is bone dry and free of dust

[plush swift]

word thank you

yall have experience with liquid green stuff?

i wanna use it to fill in the cracks between his shoulder and arm

[hoary ermine]

itll be fine for it

[lapis tundra]

I would use regular greenstuff, since "liquid" just tends to dry out

[plush swift]

regular greenstuff scares me

i tried to use it once

and it got stuck my desk

and to this day its still stuck there

a constant reminder of my failure

[quaint halo]

Starting AoS with Ogors

[visual cliff]

use water, keep it and your tools, fingers wet. till you have it nicely molded.

[lapis tundra]

Exactly! Water helps a lot

[twilit cliff]

I got some recently, use that paper you put under things before they go in the oven

once you got the basic shape you want, let it sit for half an hour so it's less sticky and more firm

[vivid rune]

I just spent over 300 at the hobby store

Cursed city, some paint, and the necron codex

[crisp forge]

Cant blame that tbh

cursed city is just

[proud gorge]

nerrrrd

[obtuse sinew]

A nerd? Buying from GW? Impossible!

[lapis tundra]

Aren't we all

[feral ingot]

Yeah, can't wait to buy that Darktide game that GW is publishing, amirite?

[surreal iris]

now I feel less guilty about the fact that I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be spending a combined $200 on Warhammer, what with someone selling me the Imperium half of Pariah Nexis, the Start Collecting Eldar I have held at the store, the Phoenix Rising book I bought, the Primaris Lieutenant I got off ebay, those offbrand wyches I got, I'm seriously getting a bunch of Warhammer stuff this month

[twilit cliff]

i cut my stupid finger again

[obtuse sinew]

you measured the IQ of your fingers?

[twilit cliff]

it's low

like my brains

[obtuse sinew]

well I hope your stupid finger recovers

[twilit cliff]

kitbashed army > having fingers

[uncut olive]

What are you kitbashing?

[twilit cliff]

I'm trying to come up with a way to build a dude in some scrap power armor

[uncut olive]

Ah cool

[twilit cliff]

using legs from chaos marauders and either the chest that came with it with all the chaos stuff scraped off

luckily i bought a box full of old sm bits ages ago

if the chaos stuff looks too chaosy after painting, i'll use some old sm bits

[uncut olive]

Yeah. The servitor ogryns have some arms that would probably work for that

If your missing like a power fist of something

[obtuse sinew]

awesome

[twilit cliff]

ill keep that in mind

i did find a cool powersword, just need to find the right arms to attach them to, something with an interesting pose instead of just to either side of the guy

[uncut olive]

Yeah

[twilit cliff]

i thought i found something good earlier in the chapter command box but the guy had a shield in his right hand and a sword in the left which bothered me to no end

[obtuse sinew]

what, you hating on lefties?

[twilit cliff]

i fuckin did it again

[vivid rune]

Exacto knifed your finger?

[twilit cliff]

yes

jk jk

[vivid rune]

Lmao imagine being right handed

[rose sluice]

i'm jealous, sold out while i was thinking about buying it

[vivid rune]

@rose sluice call your lgso and see if they have any

[twilit cliff]

your geneseed abnormality makes you who you are battle brother

[rose sluice]

they're shut

[vivid rune]

If nobody preordered them, they arent allowed to sell their copies unti...oh

Im so sorry

[rose sluice]

ikr

[vivid rune]

Oof

[rose sluice]

shops are still shut where i live

[twilit cliff]

i wrapped my finger up this time

[vivid rune]

I hope the run reprints when its expansions come out

This game is def getting "dlc"

You dont keep the rules book and the missions seperate unless you are modularizing your game for future content

Also BSF got dlc

So

[rose sluice]

oh yeah

probably might be what some of those other vampires are for

[vivid rune]

Thats for a new army

[rose sluice]

the named ones?

[vivid rune]

Yes

[rose sluice]

ah

fair

[vivid rune]

The blightlords

All these models in this box undead-wise are all usuable in blightlords army for AoS

Their battletome (codex) hasnt come out yet tho

[twilit cliff]

the battletome does not support this action

doesn't have the same ring to it

[vivid rune]

Thats because Stormcasts are idiots who follow a book religiously

Theyre also immortal

Sorta

[twilit cliff]

maybe next time ill just wrap up my thumb beforehand

[plush swift]

J cookin....

[dusk hill]

ooh

what is it?

[plush swift]

Braised lamb sauce 🤤

Just added da tomatos

Gonna serve it with ricotta and shell pasta

🤌

[plush swift]

Ima little worried about this one

Why is the sauce not cooking down

And why is the lamb not soft yet

And why is ricotta not draining?

😭

[clear lily]

Add flour, increase flame.

Stir continiously.

[plush swift]

Makes sense

[clear lily]

🤌

[plush swift]

Thank you roen

[twilit cliff]

yh but watch out with the flour man

[clear lily]

Sprinkle.

[twilit cliff]

dont just dunk it in there

[plush swift]

Im being very very light with it

[clear lily]

Otherwise it'll clump up

[twilit cliff]

stir and at the same time sprinkle

and stir good

stir like youre a filthy stirlander

[clear lily]

Sprinkle first, a little, then stir until it is absolutely desolved.

[lapis tundra]

After that add moths

[obtuse sinew]

and worms

[lapis tundra]

That too ofc

[twilit cliff]

maggots

so i got my fingerblood on that inquisitor i was making

a bad sign?

[obtuse sinew]

nah, clearly this is showing that your Inquisitor will be bathed in the blood of their enemies!

[obtuse sinew]

niiiiiice

[visual bolt]

My very first Drukhari boi

[hoary ermine]

Nice paintjob

[visual bolt]

He's doing it to em

[visual bolt]

Thank you
I was super nervous about painting them but I like how he turned out

[obtuse sinew]

the pose, the power, the Presence!

[hoary ermine]

B O M B A S T I C

[obtuse sinew]

he looks like he's about to dab, which is sick

but also the colors are awesome

looks real clean

[visual bolt]

I know I will never have a dark elf army

So

Drukhari must be purple and gold

It is Law.

Snake themes will be on the vehicles as well

[obtuse sinew]

neat

[visual bolt]

My Archon is named Ve'nik the Viper

(technically she belongs to @elfin yew but I rent her out)

[obtuse sinew]

does this imply that snakes are universal?

[visual bolt]

Yee

[obtuse sinew]

sick

[chrome niche]

Flour? Don't you heathens have starch for thickening?

[clear lily]

Most people don’t have starch laying around. They do flour.

I personally prefer flour

[chrome niche]

They don't?

Well, y'all should have a packet at all times.

For your ssssssauce

[clear lily]

All my friends don’t. I shouldn’t assume ~

[dusk hill]

Flour is a perfectly valid way to thicken sauces, stews and soups

don't need starch

[chrome niche]

I didn't say it isn't.

[lapis tundra]

Loincloth looks great

Simple but effective

[plush swift]

Sauce bros i think we’re sippin and suckin..

[hoary ermine]

soep

[obtuse sinew]

Did somebody say

soup

[plush swift]

Let us begin

[uncut olive]

Ah yes
The little know 40k hobbies of making soup

[green cave]

Field cousine if you prefer... Also the rules don't say that it has to be WH40K related

[uncut olive]

Yeah I was making a joke

[uncut olive]

You really like adding realistic gore

[twilit cliff]

mephiston red? nah.

blood!

[plush swift]

Used too much lamb

My dissatisfaction is absolute

[twilit cliff]

no such thing

[plush swift]

Shouldve used one pound

[visual bolt]

Y'all wish you had terrain like @elfin yew and I do lel

[twilit cliff]

looks good

has anyone tried the citadel liquid green stuff?

i'm trying it tonight and it looks fine but im unsure how it's going to turn out after paint

using it for small gaps and recesses obviously

[plush swift]

Tried it out today

[twilit cliff]

what a coincidence

im using it to smooth out the chest bit of a grey knight, to seal off the lettering

it just takes layer upon layer upon layer

[visual bolt]

Aaaand reaver man finished!

[obtuse sinew]

NIIIIICE

[surreal iris]

that is one of the units I want for my Ynnari army, hope mine look half as good as yours do

[visual bolt]

Thank you so much!! I was nervous about these guys too lol

[visual bolt]

And thank you as well my good man

[surreal iris]

Now I just need to figure out how to do the same thing that you did, only with a blue color scheme

I also need to actually get a Reaver unit, but thats an entirely different problem

[proud gorge]

amazing work as always

[vivid rune]

Little more work

[uncut olive]

Nice

[proud gorge]

noice

[obtuse sinew]

neece

[plush swift]

he looks rad as hec

[obtuse sinew]

horns are best

[plush swift]

so these are my thoughts on liquid green

i put some water in the bucket

and stuffed it into the cracks layer by layer

using water on a brush to wet what wasnt the cracks and wiped away with a paper towel

and just kept doing that

but got impatient

the parts i wasnt impatient with turned out perfectly, you cant even tell there was a giant gap there after it was primed

the other parts, its super obvious

[twilit cliff]

well im going to put it away for tonight probably and have another look tomorrow

might slap some paint on an old school guardsman im doing as a side project before i go to bed

[uncut olive]

Knights almost done

All I got left is the pauldron with the skull on it

[twilit cliff]

goddamn

where do you even store that

[twilit cliff]

wew

wish i had a cabinet

[uncut olive]

Yeah. There great

And then I got my boyz down here

[twilit cliff]

i wanted to ask if those were dark angels but then realized it was a stupid question

[uncut olive]

Yeah dark angels are my chapter of choice

The first 40k modules I got where the dark angles in the dark vengeance box set

[twilit cliff]

yeah, dark angels seems really handy too

[twilit cliff]

got their different wings for different purposes

[uncut olive]

Yeah

[twilit cliff]

i figured id rather paint guardsmen myself

easier and quicker lol

[visual bolt]

UWU

[visual bolt]

I can offer advice if you'd like

Final work of the day

Clowns assembled

[surreal iris]

I'm expecting some Eldar models within the next couple weeks, mind if I DM you so that I can actually remember this offer>

@visual bolt

[visual bolt]

Sure go ahead

I'd be happy to help

[robust comet]

Y’all wanna see my starter kit so far? First time I’ve ever assembled an army and can’t wait to fail at painting

Gonna try to make these boys white scars

[uncut olive]

Yikes. Good luck

Not to discourage but ive heard and experienced that white is hard to paint and get looking good

[twilit cliff]

very good point @robust comet

I like white scars, but the white paint is a pain

[twilit cliff]

i just tried some rakarth flesh + reikland fleshshade

i thought i wouldn't like it but it looks promising

[visual bolt]

White is extremely difficult to paint over dark color

Might wanna base with white primer

It's your best bet

Imo

[twilit cliff]

isnt the bigger problem how blotchy white paint is? at least for me

i painted white once and never again

[visual bolt]

Depends on which white you use

Super pure whites are very chunky

Off white tends to be smoother

[twilit cliff]

probably white scar white or something

[visual bolt]

Wtf

Uhh pardon the gif

[twilit cliff]

i messed up then, hey it was my first time painting lol

[visual bolt]

I was just using it yesterday

Thays how I know

I'm not an expert or anything it's just a coincidence

It takes a lot of mixing but white paint can be homogenized

[hasty sorrel]

its pretty much lots of thing water down greys

and then you pray the white behaves when you get too it

[twilit cliff]

i'm probably overthinking it, but the fact that the inquisitor i built yesterday is taller than a firstborn sm bothers me now i'm looking at him

[obtuse sinew]

clearly the inquisitor is a badass with funky gene stuff

maybe they made their own geneseed or something

[twilit cliff]

it does look that way, but it's not what i was going for something more low key i guess

maybe i'll just put this one aside for a future project if i ever do want to build a clone of hector rex

[novel fox]

is he named?

all named characters are automatically larger than anyone else

[twilit cliff]

i was thinking of naming him yh

and are they tho? i never bought any named characters so i genuinely dont know

or do you mean is he a standin for a named character on the table?

[novel fox]

i'm mostly joking

but it feels like it could be a thing lmao

[twilit cliff]

it does yeah

but i decided it's probably going to keep bothering me so the one i made im keeping for another projecct

and now it's back to the drawing board

[plush swift]

Lol wtf

Wtf is this hahaha

Ive never seen it

[crisp forge]

Oh yeah!

Its the canoness superior

[rose sluice]

Bowser jr lookin ass

[crisp forge]

** d e a t h**

[rose sluice]

Lady death

[plush swift]

I love it

[rose sluice]

Tbf it does have some big peenor energy

Not her tho

[vivid rune]

finished the teifling

[plush swift]

Show!

[proud gorge]

proud of u

[dusky mango]

nice

[plush swift]

Heckboi

J like him!

[vivid rune]

Some better photos

[dusky mango]

nice, that's very well done

[plush swift]

Ohmygod im reading the blackstone fortress book and everyone keeps screaming at the kroot cause it cant stop eating dead corpses

[obtuse sinew]

lmao

[dusk hill]

g[pjrwhg4wsr

further evidence why kroot are the best race in 40k

do they give a fuck? nop

[obtuse sinew]

Kroot don't care, Kroot don't give a shit

[plush swift]

"Woah holy shit broh, is that a group of dead Eldar?"

He turns away

[obtuse sinew]

"Time to get that brain juice"

[plush swift]

Turns back

and the kroot is just eating them

[obtuse sinew]

makes sense

[plush swift]

Janus: "DUDE SOME OF THEM ARE STILL ALIVE"

continues eating

"STOP EATING CORPSES"

[obtuse sinew]

look if they're alive they'd scream at being bitten, it's fine

[plush swift]

other party member: "come on dude, he gave you an order and you're still eating them"

kroot stops

a minute later

theyre being swarmed by ur-guls

and the kroot STOPS mid battle to EAT THE DEAD ONES

The rogue trader is like "I never shouldve saved this fucking thing"

[obtuse sinew]

Let's see them not take a moment to eat chocolate cake if it fell into their lap

[proud gorge]

really the problem is they didn't feed him beforehand

[vivid rune]

Smh didnt pack snacks for the road

[obtuse sinew]

really

[plush swift]

I mean the whole beginning of the book the kroot is eating live bugs

[hoary ermine]

the thing is, the kroot also heals from iut

like rapidly

[plush swift]

the kroot seems to lack the social ability to know he should explain that to them

cause he just ate the rogue trader's buddy like a minute after he died

[bold copper]

So far, so good

[plush swift]

lookin dope

who are those dudes tho

[bold copper]

they're the hero characters from the Warhammer Quest Cursed City box

[plush swift]

oh sick

[wary adder]

Intercessors from the Artifactors chapter. 🙂

[twilit cliff]

looks like quality

[wary adder]

Thanks! I try. 🙂

[plush swift]

solidddddd

did you use balthasar gold?

[wary adder]

Retributor Armour, an excellent gold! Highlighted with Auric Armour gold and Liberator gold.

[twilit cliff]

Weird question, I really like the greyish blue on the terrain behind you runits

what's that?

[plush swift]

nice

[wary adder]

Oh, good question. I painted those over 10 years ago. It's Games Workshop colors, I know that for sure, other than that, I don't know. Colours have changed names and tint since a decade back. 🙂

[twilit cliff]

i'm thinking i might mix blue and grey for that, i love how dirty looking it is

but yeah that's a solid squad, painting looks store quality

and the store's photoshopped i presume

[wary adder]

I think there's two layers of grey drybrushed on top of each other? Hmm...!

[twilit cliff]

Perhaps

[wary adder]

Store quality, I'll take it!

[twilit cliff]

the edge highlighting is clean

[wary adder]

Thanks, always thought the edge highlighting were the most difficult part, and still is. Getting the hang of it now. Thanks to a good model holder and a good light/magnifying glass. 🙂

[twilit cliff]

i'm not the best at it either

[plush swift]

The night lords dreadnoughts are back in stock! 😄

anddddddd the raptors are out of stock

😐

[cyan basin]

F

[visual bolt]

Custom design Raider time

@crisp forge @proud gorge

[proud gorge]

powerful

[plush swift]

that's awesome

but you're missing some models

you're missing the citdael dark eldar slaves

"I don’t think the sculptor has ever seen a woman."

[dusk hill]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mutants

[hasty sorrel]

those abs lmao

[dusk hill]

what did the dark eldar do to them

and the GIGANTIC nipples too

i hate them so much

[visual bolt]

UGH

Nah man this shit belongs to Ve'nik she's got a gaggle of goons she keeps for her entertainment

Oh and thank you guys!

Im very proud of this

Took me about 5 hours from start to finish

[plush swift]

The old pewter model making technique and normal human anatomy didn't mix. Pretty much every model had wacky anatomy

It's better these days with CAD

[vivid rune]

wait...they only take you 5

[surreal iris]

Love the snake design, let me guess, you made this army in preparation for should Duke Sliscus comes back

[visual bolt]

Sorry to disappoint but I chose snakes because I love snakes and my Archon is named Ve'nik the Viper. No clue who duke sliscus is

[visual bolt]

Yep took me 5

Started at about 12:30 ish

Ended at about 5:30 ish

[crisp forge]

No clue who duke sliscus is

time to get my PDF

[visual bolt]

Oh god

[surreal iris]

Duke Sliscus is the leader of the Sky Serpents, and a former named character that GW had a model of, but he has since been removed from the game

like Vect

[visual bolt]

I have been informed that Duke Sliscus is very gay towards a space wolf marine named Lukas

Thst makes him a scaley AND a furry

I applaud him

[elfin yew]

King

[proud gorge]

covering all bases

[visual bolt]

He sounds very likable

[proud gorge]

lickable, even

[visual bolt]

I mean I like most dark eldar characters

So

Of course

He sounds wonderful

[visual bolt]

I'm sure he and Ve'nik would rub elbows

[surreal iris]

In the 5th edition Dark Eldar "...he has his skin scrubbed thoroughly by teams of concubines every time he shares breathing space with a lesser species." and there are two reasons he's implied to be very popular with the ladies of the Wych cults (and only one of them is his drugs). So not only does he kill your army, he sweeps your girl off your feet and shows her a better time than you ever gave her.

[elfin yew]

I just batch painted 20 neophytes

Da grind is real

I love them tho

[dusk hill]

worth it for the star gods

[elfin yew]

Absolutely

[surreal iris]

Reavers as they turn out, are nowhere to be found, but I remember seeing some Scourges in a local model shop that I'm tempted to get

I love the Scourge models, awesome looking, tempted to swap out my Reavers for Scourges in my planning for a Ynnari army

[visual bolt]

Gotta get a starter kit for the reavers

P much

[surreal iris]

They are sold separately, unlike a number of Space Marine units

[vivid rune]

one ulfencarn skeleboi primed and getting ready to paint him

[misty pecan]

Who are you and what have you done to incan

[proud gorge]

[uncut olive]

He did change his profile pic a couple days ago 🤔

[kind rock]

Dont look at me i just drew it

[uncut olive]

Sure...

[proud gorge]

[kind rock]

[misty pecan]

Moth what have you done

[kind rock]

Oh, this isn't new behavior

Yall just havent been exposed to it yet

[lapis tundra]

Is he alright?

[kind rock]

Hmm.. define "alright"

Like, is he a good person? Yes. Does his brain work correctly? No, absolutely not

[misty pecan]

Wiat wait qait

You've drugged him

[lapis tundra]

Should we be concerned?

[kind rock]

Why would i do that

[lapis tundra]

[kind rock]

If i had some sort of diabolical ulterior motive, I dont think id need to drug him for him to be like "ok sounds good sign me up"

[misty pecan]

You drugged him with his consent?????

[lapis tundra]

It gets worse and worse

[kind rock]

I have never been in proximity to @proud gorge

[misty pecan]

YOU REMOTELY DRUGGED HIM WITH HIS CONSENT

[kind rock]

I did mail him a glowing duck once but that didnt have drugs, despite being a powerful antidepressant in its own right

[misty pecan]

You heard it here folks, moth has remotely drugged incan with his consent. On top of having a duck as an accomplice

[kind rock]

The duck was the mastermind

[misty pecan]

[kind rock]

I was just following orders

[misty pecan]

THE DUCK TRICKED YOU INTO DRUGGING INCAN REMOTELY WITH HIS CONSENT

This is a master piece of a story

What a twist

It brings me to tears just thinking about it

[visual cliff]

...

[misty pecan]

I know right

Speechless

[kind rock]

The face of evil

[misty pecan]

[visual cliff]

My synapses are trying to dilute any relative intel from these few lines ...

Or am I just over thinking it

[misty pecan]

Listen here warden Ed in english please

Im big dumb okay

[kind rock]

[visual cliff]

Ok, the hell you guys brewing up there... I want some

[misty pecan]

Don't get me involved I'm just an innocent bystander

[crisp forge]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/04/12/take-the-fight-to-the-heretics-with-the-elite-melee-specialists-of-the-adepta-sororitas/

[obtuse sinew]

That's a sick halberd

[crisp forge]

The sideways boltgun shield is killing me

like why

The halberd really is pog tho

[misty pecan]

I cant slep and I needa wake up in like 2 hrs

[obtuse sinew]

rough

hope you pass out soon

[misty pecan]

[twilit cliff]

That boltgun shield is the coolest thing since dry ice

[hasty sorrel]

its so bad

[obtuse sinew]

I'm sorry, what

is being talked about?

[hasty sorrel]

the shield has a boltgun built into it

you can see the muzzle on the left side of it

[obtuse sinew]

oh that is stupid

[twilit cliff]

I love it

Instead of shielding herself she pokes her gun in the direction of any Xenos

Surprise bitch

Wasn't no shield

[hasty sorrel]

but like

actual functional gunshields exist in lore

[twilit cliff]

Out of curiosity are there models I can steal bits from?

[hasty sorrel]

probably

[twilit cliff]

Ah from forge world ?

I saw some similar third party shields on Victoria miniatures but I suppose it doesn't work with just any arm pose? Looks hella cool tho

[hasty sorrel]

i wouldnt know im afraid

i just hope u can build that sororitas unit without shields

[twilit cliff]

I might steal that shield bit form something else, depending on how big it turns out to be

[dusk hill]

NUT

The bolter is def weird but that halberd is HOT

,,, shield does sorta look like the bottom of a remote control boat but

[hasty sorrel]

if we can yeet the shield

the rest is good

[tacit chasm]

Wow, that's really cool ! What model is this ?

[hasty sorrel]

maybe i can just cut the shield off the arm and have them parrade rest?

[hasty sorrel]

new sob reveal

from wh community

[twilit cliff]

Or just remove the gun from the shield?

[plush swift]

GUNSHIELD

Cool

[hasty sorrel]

ngl man i dont like the shield design at all

even outise of the boltgun

[dusk hill]

it should be p easy to kitbash some other left arm onto them in any case

[plush swift]

Dontcare

[dusk hill]

the shield to me just looks weird. like, it looks like scrap metal

[plush swift]

Shield cool

[dusk hill]

not ornate enough or whatever

overall an amazing model tho, way better than the last one

[plush swift]

It looks like a coffin lid to me

[dusk hill]

i'm a sucker for halberds in general

[hasty sorrel]

i think the issue with the shield

[tacit chasm]

Excellent weapon, but a real bitch to wield properly

[visual bolt]

check out the dracoth rider from aos

[hasty sorrel]

is they tried to make it look like an arch window

[visual bolt]

talk about a pretty halberd

[hasty sorrel]

but its too fat

[misty pecan]

Morning @dusk hill

[dusk hill]

a one handed halberd would be,,,

a vibe

[tacit chasm]

That's one strong arm for sure

ha ha

[misty pecan]

Tou werent triggered by my popohmm

[hasty sorrel]

tbf

[rose sluice]

Gundyr vibes

[misty pecan]

[hasty sorrel]

power armour

[hasty sorrel]

i prefer the sob halberd

ngl

that ones too gaudy

[dusk hill]

ye the sob one is more elegant

[rose sluice]

it's just the end of that i think

[visual bolt]

im not saying ones better than the other i thought this was a halberd appreciation thread

[rose sluice]

blade is cool

[hasty sorrel]

i should finish more sob

[tacit chasm]

A friend a mine just noted that the shield looks like this

I don't know the english for it, but you get it

[dusk hill]

looks like a toy

[hasty sorrel]

side plz

[plush swift]

I was once collecting a sob

[hasty sorrel]

no

[misty pecan]

[plush swift]

but i gave away all my sob to a friend

but i dont have the stones to give away my original exorcist and og pentitent engy

what do wit em?

[visual bolt]

more halberd for halberd appreciation hour

halberd me fav polearm

(this is one an oc of mine uses)

[dusk hill]

glaives are also hot

[hasty sorrel]

thats a glaive ye

[visual bolt]

oh brother now we are getting into semantics

[misty pecan]

I appreciate your halberd

[visual bolt]

let me be a bit more clear: me like axe on stick

[dusk hill]

all polearms are good polearms

[visual bolt]

thanky

[misty pecan]

[visual bolt]

i would show the rest of the boy holding it but he's not got a shirt on and i no want ban

man titties may be forbidden..

i am unsure...

[hasty sorrel]

have noticed something im not sure im a fan of is the extra stuff on the armour

the squigles n armour bands

[dusk hill]

no way are man titties forbidden

u could def spoiler it

[visual bolt]

are you certain

[dusk hill]

@proud gorge man titty: yes or no

[visual bolt]

elf no want kill

[misty pecan]

[visual bolt]

here i will just post with spoilers

its rlly not bad

if they kill me then ill die for a noble cause

[misty pecan]

[dusk hill]

godspeed

[visual bolt]

here he is

big naga man

[dusk hill]

i love him

[obtuse sinew]

oh hey it

[dusk hill]

large snek

with abs

[misty pecan]

[obtuse sinew]

the guy who stole my name, I think

[dusk hill]

I also approve of fangs

[visual bolt]

correct

[obtuse sinew]

Yeah!

With his clown husband(?)

[visual bolt]

i did a halloween costume for him back in october last year

[visual bolt]

shhh no mention clown husband

[obtuse sinew]

ok

[visual bolt]

JFDSKJD

[misty pecan]

Clown husband?

[obtuse sinew]

don't worry about it

your immature mind cannot handle it

[misty pecan]

Your reverse psychology is working

[obtuse sinew]

no I'm being very serious

[visual bolt]

i only have a picutre of the clown husband as a catboy i cant post that i think it would kill everyone here

he's also half jello

its definitely above some of the minds here

[misty pecan]

[obtuse sinew]

what about the zombie one?

[visual bolt]

both characters are from a dnd (pathfinder actually but its easier to say dnd) game

crazy shit happens with dnd

[obtuse sinew]

especially with you around

as the GM

[visual bolt]

it wasnt even my game that happened in

[obtuse sinew]

then just this

y'all're real wild folks

[dusk hill]

do it you coward

[visual bolt]

omfg

[misty pecan]

I'm convinced most of the people here are just anti fun. Being a societal normal is incredibly boring

[visual bolt]

inb4 i have people screeching at me for being "cancerous furry trash" like tf

KJHFDSHJ

[obtuse sinew]

wow

well hey

[visual bolt]

alright give me a second to find

for now

have this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478692146363367444/688623686810599443/unknown.png

[misty pecan]

I've seen some shit

[visual bolt]

two eves dressed as pickles

[misty pecan]

PICKLE RICCCCCKKK

[obtuse sinew]

wait wait wait is that fuckin' uhhhhh Nuclear Throne character down below?

sick

[visual bolt]

with wide alex jones and a small toilette paper man

[dusk hill]

Cursed

[obtuse sinew]

Bandit

I think

[visual bolt]

yep

[dusk hill]

catboys aren't even furry??

[obtuse sinew]

Huzzah! I am a genius!

[visual bolt]

i know. i know.

[dusk hill]

but alas

the whole fUrRy DeGeNeRaTe crowd is an experience

[obtuse sinew]

well hey, I have a furry for y'all

see, furry

[misty pecan]

[dusk hill]

wh

[obtuse sinew]

Shoot, coward. This furredfrogsalamander thing cannot die

[dusk hill]

KING

[obtuse sinew]

nice sweater vest

[dusk hill]

nice everything

[obtuse sinew]

purple green and white argyle 👌

[visual bolt]

i did draw that one btw

i also drew the halloween one way up there

the other was a commission from a friend

[dusk hill]

talent

[visual bolt]

thats fuckin old ass art too lel

[obtuse sinew]

Skilled master of art

[visual bolt]

and as i said

half jello

[hasty sorrel]

pathfinder is gucci

i had to wrestle a group of demons 2 lvls higher than me because of a teleportation trap

[visual bolt]

love pf

[obtuse sinew]

lots of variety and options

[visual bolt]

not 2e tho lel

[obtuse sinew]

so many options

[visual bolt]

oracle best caster Change My Mind ™️

[obtuse sinew]

Gun

[visual bolt]

lol imagine having to reload

[obtuse sinew]

imagine running out of spell slots

[hasty sorrel]

just play spell slinger

magic gun that reloads itself

and fires spells

[visual bolt]

o fuck

KJHJFDHJ

[obtuse sinew]

best of both worlds

[visual bolt]

Classique

thats why i love pathfinder

everyday i learn about new whacky shit

[obtuse sinew]

but also isn't it Wandslinger?

or is there a separate class entirely called Spell Slinger?

[hasty sorrel]

spellslinger is a wizard archetype

[obtuse sinew]

HUH

[visual bolt]

the name of the image

[hasty sorrel]

honestly tho my fav class is witch

[visual bolt]

FUCK YES

[hasty sorrel]

specifically winter witch because ice magic is the best

[visual bolt]

witch GOOD

[hasty sorrel]

but witch is just comfy

[dusk hill]

cat boys are literally optimal

[obtuse sinew]

yes

[dusk hill]

catboys>catgirls

not even close

[obtuse sinew]

woah woah woah

[hasty sorrel]

elf my first every character

was a winter witch

[obtuse sinew]

don't go starting gender wars

[visual bolt]

pog and king

[hasty sorrel]

that ended up becoming the host of the morrigan

[dusk hill]

i'm not starting gender wars

[hasty sorrel]

by accident

[visual bolt]

my first character was a rogue

[dusk hill]

i'm stating the obvious

[visual bolt]

kitsune

he didnt last long bc i didnt build him right...

second character was a tengu oracle

[hasty sorrel]

i somehow survived a lvl 20 campaign with 14 ac as that witch

[obtuse sinew]

wow

[hasty sorrel]

from lvl 8-20

in a mega dungeon crawl

[obtuse sinew]

wow

[hasty sorrel]

by the end of it she was completly made of ice and had antlers

[obtuse sinew]

sick

[visual bolt]

wicked

[trim hemlock]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/UZvFGlclsrs6IrCt-665x665.jpg

[visual bolt]

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/alternative-rule-systems/path-of-war/classes/mystic/

heres a class i found out about recently

[hasty sorrel]

ah yes

mystic

[visual bolt]

its like magus but martial or smth

pretty fucking sick

[hasty sorrel]

its a cool idea

same for the occult classes

but we tend to ban em for balance

because jesus

[visual bolt]

oh boy

[hasty sorrel]

doing like 20d8 by lvl 5 aint funzo for the rest of the party

[visual bolt]

what class is pulling that off?

[obtuse sinew]

min max supreme

[hasty sorrel]

Kineticist

[visual bolt]

LEL

[hasty sorrel]

i dont remember the exact dice total

but by lvl 5 you just

stop rolling dice

because u max everything basically for free

and just do a raw 100 dmg per attack

[obtuse sinew]

hrmm

yeah that doesn't seem good

or fun

[visual bolt]

psychic is another good one... funny one i mean i dont think psychic is op per se

[obtuse sinew]

just boring

[hasty sorrel]

its a shame because theme wise

Kineticist is super cool

[visual bolt]

dark souls true death cr 20+ campaign

[hasty sorrel]

its all about specialising into elements

and attuning to the world

[obtuse sinew]

playing god fighting through a dead world?

[hasty sorrel]

iirc main issue with psychic is that it has a lot of emotion component spells

which only function for the specific occult monsters

[visual bolt]

sounds like a fun one shot

[hasty sorrel]

which need emotion stuff to affect them, so normal players can't do anything

[obtuse sinew]

It does! it really does

[visual bolt]

yep yep yeo

mind affecting effects OOFIE

[hasty sorrel]

the other one we dont use is uhh

anything from ultimate wilderness

because its just a rulebook dedicated to "we dont like ranger so spend a single feat to be a ranger as a different class"

[obtuse sinew]

what the fuck

[visual bolt]

ranger kinda sucks ngl

im playing fighter archer in another game

[obtuse sinew]

sure, but having a single feat to be a ranger is way too much

[hasty sorrel]

ranger is a utility class like rogue

[visual bolt]

its just bc ranger has a niche that isnt really relevant a lot of times

[obtuse sinew]

ye

[hasty sorrel]

they are pretty good but if u want dmg go anything else

[visual bolt]

exactly

fighter archer is fucking thiccc

loving it so far

[hasty sorrel]

i wanna do an eldrtich archer

from magus

fire spells attatched to your arrows

[obtuse sinew]

like actually or??

[visual bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596275476519976996/800537117574430749/greek_kei.png

[obtuse sinew]

nice

[visual bolt]

well look for urself

[hasty sorrel]

my question elf

[visual bolt]

there he is

ye

[hasty sorrel]

compound bow

yes or no

[visual bolt]

oh fuck uhhhhhhhhhh

[obtuse sinew]

imagine saying one bow is better than another

in style

[visual bolt]

i think the dm had me build a special bow

[hasty sorrel]

fair haha

[visual bolt]

but originally i built around compound bow

i think

[hasty sorrel]

was just checking cayse compound is gucci

str to dmg on arrows

[visual bolt]

YEAH

archer builds get broken fast

love it

[dusk hill]

PRETTY

[visual bolt]

sitting about 100ft away from combat doing full damage taking no damage myself LEL

[hasty sorrel]

honestly my fav bit of pathfinder

[visual bolt]

THANKY

[hasty sorrel]

everything is relevant and has its place

xbows, guns and bows all have a way of building them that works

[visual bolt]

yessss

[hasty sorrel]

like the guy in my run whos gone uhhh

[visual bolt]

like i said b4 thats why oracle is my favorite

[hasty sorrel]

vigilante

[visual bolt]

its so fucking customizable

O SHIT VIGILANTE

IS NUTS

[obtuse sinew]

I looked at vigilante

that is wild

stuff

[hasty sorrel]

and is using alchemists bombs on his arrows

[obtuse sinew]

really complex too

[visual bolt]

alchemist GOOD

[obtuse sinew]

juggling all the bits

alchemist is also nice

having, what, 3 or 4 things?

[visual bolt]

i ran bomb build alchemist

i want to run vivisectionist

really bad

[obtuse sinew]

plus the additions

[hasty sorrel]

gm is thinking of banning it int he future cause the more we look at vig the more broke it gets lmao

[obtuse sinew]

lol

[hasty sorrel]

i want to run uhh

[visual bolt]

O and i finally found my first oracle

[obtuse sinew]

birb

[hasty sorrel]

the witch archetype that can turn into the creatures she wears the skin of

[obtuse sinew]

lots of nice jewelry

[hasty sorrel]

and then get an anaconda belt made from an actual anaconda

and run wrestler witch

and choke people out

[obtuse sinew]

lmao sick

[visual bolt]

i was so fucking dumb when i started playing pf i had my oracle operating as a rogue

[obtuse sinew]

huh

[hasty sorrel]

i mean, u can

[visual bolt]

i was so confused as to why my playstyle didnt work

[hasty sorrel]

have u seen the seeker archetype

[visual bolt]

i didnt use spells i only attacked

[hasty sorrel]

haha

[visual bolt]

i think so yes

[obtuse sinew]

YOU WHAT ooooof

[visual bolt]

i was doing Bone

for my uhh

mystery

[hasty sorrel]

we have a spellscar seeker oracle

[visual bolt]

oh dude sick

[hasty sorrel]

spellscar being the mystery for anti magic

[visual bolt]

whats ur timezone btw i want in on this game

[obtuse sinew]

yee

[hasty sorrel]

seeker replaces some miracles with trap sense

and a bunch of stuff for disarming things

[visual bolt]

inch resting inch resting

[hasty sorrel]

lmao

BST atm, full party tho

[obtuse sinew]

I've got an oracle of Succor

[visual bolt]

damn

[obtuse sinew]

pretty badass with literally getting Mercies

[visual bolt]

succor with merciful 3rd party curse

[obtuse sinew]

while still being a proper caster

yeee

[visual bolt]

which basically turns paladin into a full caster

[obtuse sinew]

yep

Bug Elf helped me set it up

since this is my first time with PF

[hasty sorrel]

im running a disciple of the pike cav, phalanx fighter cross class

big spears

[visual bolt]

legit build at lvl 13 with i think 32 ac?

listen his character cant hit for fuck all but that doesnt matter

[obtuse sinew]

something like that, but that was because you gave me a bajillion magic items

[visual bolt]

?? thats from ur armor pal