#40k-minis-and-armies
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RYSHDHD
my dire need for love and care
sooooo loveable
okay so noted
must love and cherish the incan
i imagine this can be done with beard care kits and swords
You weren't already???
Gamers gaming
to a greater extent i mean??
but no mostly it was life experience and having people who actually set me straight
incan we love you
I found myself wandering by a lake when a mysterious woman offered me a drink
simp
correct
I simp for my gf idc
my political opinions are a constant battle between my strong dislike of authority of any sorts and staunch belief in complete personal freedom, and the equally strong sensation that 90% of humanity is literally retarded and doesn't have the mental capacity to make its own decisions
unlike ze peasants
yes
Mysterious women handing out drinks is no basis for a system of politics!
having grown up in like, a pretty rough place and going through a lot of abuse I ended up swinging right because I felt I was abandoned by systems that were supposed to protect me
except now I know those systems are mostly shit because of the right 
that's a gigantic misquote and u should be ashamed
it do be like that
;-;
i'll settle for growing moss
idk, my country was just as fucked up by the left
anyway I teach now and like, yeah it's hard to not shift a certain way when you've been though both ends of the system
going back in time to tell Hinckley to fucking aim better
lmao
and i've come to the conclusion that the real enemy are authoritarians
have him train for some more hours
FHDNFD
yeah most commies i know now are like. tankies are quite rare
not that "left wing politics" inherently equates to fixing everything and creating paradise
it's a pretty agreeable stance that actually, the soviet union wasn't amazing
of course
but like, yeah, it's where I'm at
that's uhh... an understatement
socialism would be nice
i live in a post-soc country
very minor.
no it wouldn't
Socialism is nice I agree
the soviets are like "hey wouldn't it be funny if we actually just became an imperial power lmao wouldn't that be absolutely WHACKY"
I mean, we have a sprinkling of it, and every step away from it fucks us up more
any system that relies on the government being competent is a shit system
communism is in fact when the government does things
and when the government does more things, the more communist it is
ofc
no u
that's how this works yes-yes
well, rebellion would be super great, yeah, lemme just fight against the most funded military in human history
also I guess I should say
Pwes steppy on snek
do take care to not get too charged on the political talk
kinky snek
I'm fine with it if we keep it somewhat chill and tongue in cheek
idk man
thought!
Long space missions, wonder what will happen when those pop up?
i'd let u defenestrate me uwu
wow
a fantastic way to die
long space missions?
idk but i don't want to take part
entire lives lived on space ships
lmao
i saw independence day as a kid and now i'm xenophobic but i mean in the wh40k sense
i wish
well then
if humanity ever gets their hands on alien races then just
oh MAN
the xenophobia is gonna be lovely
America would lie so much
I reckon we'll get the reverse
Maybe we'd finally find a way to unite all the humans
it'll just be straight up space horny
most governments, probably
So we could all hate something together
it depends
i, for one, welcome our new tentacle overlords
idk but i don't want to see any aliens
some people won't care, some will want to hate them, some will want to fuck them
some people i meet in daily life are incomprehensible enough
I'd also welcome them, but with 556
hey if the alien is of human or greater intelligence and they consented
unless they are sexy
godspeed
if they are sexy then i'm open to aliens and my ass is too
same
alright
mark my words
If they were that intelligent they'd know not to fuck with a violent race like ours
true
points at gigantic hulking alien in the far distance
i'm gonna top it
Only an idiot or someone equipped to deal with it would do that
hmm
I mean
we are a violent race from a violent planet
hence why people say that we might be Space Orcs
If you indeed go poking at hornet nests without equipment, well yes you're objectively an idiot
Orks are inspired from british hooligans
footbal hooligans
but no seriously odds are any space fairing species would be so equally cooked as ours we'd probs just drown our sorrows at an interplanetary pub
They are real life reference
no, as in the idea of orcs not the orks of 40k
THATS EVEN WHERE THEY GOT THE COLOR BELIEF FROM
the uh
archetype?
of orcs
strong, stupid, violent, from a violent and dangerous place
that is us
our world has bees that kill things by overheating them to death
im not sure entirely where tolkien got the idea from
but prob something mythological
probably
anyways
I think, personally, that long missions might lead to anarchist-type governments
since there would be a pretty limited amount of people
and money would be useless in them
since, ya know, there's not that much you could even get
what the actual fuck?
it's Incan or Ratty when finding an alien
I'm merely establishing good diplomacy ok
LOL
We gotta do our duty for humanity buddy
in the grim darkness of the far future, sex work and international diplomacy are interchangeable
sealing the deal as it where?
-100 relationship, nuclear war declared
dicklomacy
actual that has always been a fact
I read that as dicklomancy, which sounds like magic for sure
exspecialy in the distant past
in 1400 you went down on your hands and knees for the bishop, in 14000 you'll go down on your hands and tentacles for interplanetary peace
Biggus Dickus!
fate of bjuna 2.0

eh?
its a spell in warhammer fantasy
All are one in Nagash
Makes me wanna leave once DT is out 
being in Nagash would be...an experience
why, are you against people getting boned

nooooooooo
dont ask
it's simple
it does not
we bone
i will obliterate your soul
that pun was painfull to read
yeah you could def bottom for a skeleton quite easily
that's not my style tho
idk, get a bone drill and make do
it would have fingers, so
just gotta make sure u don't accidentally hurt yourself on a weirdly shaped bone
there's a reason why toys are so smooth and all
tmi
but like. idk i guess you could dom a skeleton in a number of ways but actually topping one is logistically difficult
i mean
EXPLAIN
isnt Nagash a mummy?
as i'm saying
Nah he's a big boy skeleton
bone drill
settra&co are the mummies
oh the answer is certainly too far lmao
and they cut off the dick in the mummification prosses so
this is too far
you could def top settra
I hope Skelly doesn't see this discussion
well like
this is far too far
for as much as settra is SUCH a dom
imperishable ≠ impenetrable
he's the kind of dom who can't be in the same room as another dom cus he feels his authority is being challenged
epigfhjashpg
im starting to get scared
hm which warhammer fantasy characters would be subs actually
like
there are lots of tops here
Mannfred.
Isha 😛
nah mannfred is a top but a really bad one
isha is a power bottom at best, given i can't imagine orion being willing to bottom for her
hm maybe tyrion and teclis i could buy
alarielle actually
tyrion is the everqueen's simp so
all the orks are tops ofc
malekith bottoms for his mom
TRU
chaos dwarfs barely even top they just whip u indiscriminately
plus a lot of fire/waxplay
i didnt need this mental image tyvm -_-
i mean his whole getup is a pimped out gimp suit.
,,, no
yes
i hate that imagery.
Archaon is a sub
huehuehuehue
what about sigvald?
switch, ofc
i can buy that
karl franz is a switch and he gets you a bathtub after the deed at least
sisters of twilight are bottoms and tops respectively
i imagine karl franz being very good with aftercare
which ones which tho?
arahan is the top obvs, and probs a sadist
she represents the asshole side of ariel, whereas naestra is precious
Damnit i missed the good stuff
that's a lie and u know it
No, it actually is not
this one was so tame
No this was not
it's literally just which characters are tops and which are bottoms
that's like
a casual discussion
I mean how that started
it didn't even get much weirder??
aka the boning of Nagrash or however
THAT
it's just how skeleton sex would work
Y'ALL WERE DISCUSSING HOW TO FUCK A SKELETON
yes and??
AND?
THAT IS THE WORST THAT I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SERVER
fucking a skeleton is like
if i was a necromancer u better believe i'd be raising skeletons to tagteam me
it's less nsfw than normal sex
RATTY
exactly
there's only 1 set of actual fleshy genitalia
Still NSFW
BUT LESS
hell's bells, I'd say it is more, since there is nothing covered
literally nothing
everything bared
that's lewd as hell
as far as i know museums aren't 18+ so it's not!
@Fatshark please for the love of Sigmar give us more info, before the horny reaches critical mass.
The Hornilarity
WE ARE PAST THAT NOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THAT IS LITERALLY THE EXACT PUN INCAN MADE
AND I HATE YOU NOW

same energy
IMMA RAZZLE YOUR DAZZLE MATE
Sols are you ok?
don't get more mad, you're just throwing him a bone
Fuck off
Dont get your bands in a twist
with a skeleton or not?
I will skin you
Nah clearly itd been bone away
Inside every person is a skeleton that wants out
Ps i did not make this credit goes to tom shalk
I want out of this conversation
Youve been Ligamenting it
You have a tendoncy to get on my nerves
Do you have some kind of bone to pick with me?
I wanted to say that
Nah, I bet you're all bare bones
But im glad i got that off of my chest
Really? and here I thought you were heartless
Are you all skin and teeth or do you have some bite to you?
bare bones u say
ah look, it's Ratty
getting here right on time, most likely by the skin of their teeth
honestly, I'm flaying high here, at the top of my game
You're all just so spineless now
what's the matter, I didn't know y'all were gutless
maybe you just don't have a leg to stand on
eye sure could see it that way
ya know, all these puns have made me work up quite the appetite. anybody got any ribs?
What pun-induced-madness is this
no bones about it, I gave them a real lashing
no skin off my back, though
granted, certainly some from theirs
I think it's because they were lashing out

good.
Yeah, but Incan especially. He's a bone-in kinda guy
rattle me timbers rattle me insides
I'd say he doesn't have a nonhorny bone in his body
Holy shit you made this?
Ah no its a reddit artist!
impressive
tru
wh
What’s are your oldest Warhammer models? For me it’s a tie between my Tyranids and Orks,
i have an old ass chaos warrior somewhere
my first was a thickly painted berzerker
which got lost in the warp
his name was korhonen, inspired by Mad Sam Korhonen from the game Aquanox
which later i found out it is also a finnish name
I got some Skaven and high elves from a box of fantasy
😢
At least he can just stick them back together
Imagine if that would have been titans
big oof, you have my condolences
and the millenium falcon angle is questionable
Have you looked at the x wing sticking out
just begging for a short sleeve to hook on
Now you can throw it in the trash were it belongs :D
im assuming that wasnt made out of legos
id say they are
oh
well that sucks but at least you can, you know, build them all over again
if they're wiling through sift through all the bits
anything hanging out like that is going to be at risk, the stuff at the very top isn't so bad off but the stuff below was just asking for it. Not counting the possible weight, those shelves don't scream 'sturdy' to me
it's worse because they're star wars, it's hard to get the old stuff now that the franchise is basically dead
Crosspost this from the lore chatroom, but if I ever get my hands on a UR-025 model you can bet your ass that I’m painting it gunmetal gray, painting the eye slot yellow, giving him a cigar, and also cutting a rectangular hole on his bottom.
help me out here lads and lasses, and ungendered classes
this is my helmet as of now, its a shoretrooper variant
im not going to make a shoretrooper cosplay anymore due to some issues with the chestplate and really not feeling like it anymore thanks to that
this is a tank trooper helmet
Now, im going to add the cheek fin to this, making it look as if its welded on, but im unsure on what to do with the visor, i want to make it a moving blast visor first and foremost, but i cant think of anything beyond small rails that i could use to slide it up and down.
Also i need a color for the window tint
after the empire fell scavvies repurposed a lot of old hardware, including a lot of trooper stuff
Have you seen NVG's.. I think a modified hinge style system similar to that could work.
But that's just an idea from a person with no experience in this, would suggest going with other ideas first most certainly.
off my chest, im proud of my 1st webcomic though i feel the execution can be better
Keep in mind that you will improve if you persevere
am ordering a drawing tablet for pc, see how it goes
it was all mouse drawn
also thanks to you guys for putting ideas in my head
😆
Wait you're looking for inspiration here ?
not really looking, somehow reading chat here start to give me mental images
gave me the urge
I wouldn't be surprised, sometimes people here can really go on a tangent
Eyy, that helmet looks neat!
I found that breast cups on armour, a.k.a. boob plate can be looks totally fine.
https://twitter.com/TB_Choi12/status/1357163412430594048
I think the key is, the "cup" shouldn't be looks like "just a round dome cup".
And between the "breasts" theirs better be something point/stand out. Just like that drawing does.
But why the fucking heels
I get the armor is supposed to look feminine, but the heels
Sadly, likely all the times, we can't have "everything is perfect".
heels on armor are the stupidest shit ever
Still, it has something to see and learn.
plus the knee things
those are
well
the whole thing would have to be ceremonial regardless
still not as egregious as the heels
the only possible usage of heels in combat is for cavalry, or as a piercing implement in your hand
heels are always egregious for any purpose beyond like, idk, going to a club
depends on what kind of heels
though there are some kinds of shoes that have a tiny heel, like pretty much all boots
The point is this
and dress shoes
because you need an approx 1 to 2cm heel on formal shoes and boots
completely flat soles don't look good except on historical shoes
yeah
if heels used for grounding against heavy recoil then maybe
The boob plate can be looks fine. That's the point of that pic.
couldn't you just have stuff on the gun?
Nothing about that armor is sensible, the heels aren't the worst offender.
like with bipods and whatnot
monopod?
hm, but then you wouldn't be able to walk in the heels
like mechanicus?
because the heels would have to protrude below the ball of the foot
wotcha call em
to burrow into the ground
They are
DRILL HEELS
so something more like those climbers soles
I was gonna say
if you have heels to reduce recoil, might as well just have spikes
that is interesting
You don't think the random, hanging chains are worse?
Yes, it's designed for style
I just don't like heels on armor
but if one were to assume that it was for battle, well, the first issue would be the heels, then the chains and all that other stuff
especially those heels
knife for heels?
stilletos, idk corny stuff
honestly, i don't like heels in general except for those decent like 20s, 30s dance shoes
why not just have a knife in the sole then?
-actually these are quite cool

those are stilts
driving knife from the force of the heel is quite strong
You can run real damn fast with those kind of shoes
nope
you have to be careful walking in them
because your balance is all on a small patch of material
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I saw someone running in that "Jumping Shoes". And he were run fast as medium speed of car. Yes, it was dangerous.
Striding
Clickbait title but demonstrates you can run in them
but i can imagine you can just screw yourself over if you step into a hole or mud
Long spring legs goes stride!
Risk worthy
I think the "get fucked so hard when flipped" is could be solved by full body protections.
suddenly
So, he survived that long.
mustve have customtailored hood in the cupboard
yeah also i dont want my kneecaps to split into pizza
they're different from the stilts i know then, but it looks awesome
would use instead of taking the bus.
I think the "spring arm extenders" could make those safer
Not sure how much though
Since I don't like on the car or anything like that. It IS ideal thing to me.
i can't drive and there's no parking spaces where i engage in most of my activities
I just don't like on the car, nor the drive so far.
Oh, I can suddenly feel that there's a yet another new primaris with those things.
I better wrong, right?
also gas is expensive in europe
Here's something I've been working on for a few months: My very own servo skull, that will be powered by a raspberry pi and have a touch screen arm, so that I can play games and perform other tasks with it 
Wow, awesome work
Thanks! 😄
that's cool as fuck
Thanks! I still have a long way to finish it, but I'm very pleased with how its going
Goal: Safely floating around the Pentagon.
excellent work, put on a drone?
That looks very well done, congrats
also could use some wash and grimey look
Ahahah that would be awesome, but not something I'm looking it right now, it would have to be a hell of a drone to carry it
The painting is still not complete, since I'm still adding parts to it, I figured I shouldn't complete it yet. There's a lot off non intentional scratches on the paint due to handling it
It wasn't connected yet, but the part where the jaw would be actually has some speakers in it

Even better since the imperium actually does shove vox-mics under their jaws
Spy yer neighbor
Just stick a gun on it and it would be a real servo skull
Battle servo skull
Las eyeballs that also works as a camera. Bottom las weapon attached arms.
So like, 5 of las pistols of fire power.
Damn, now that you say it, I wonder if I could still add a nerfgun kind of contraption to it. It will have to have a base to stand on, so maybe there. Something to think about
Put a quite sensitive explosive on those nerf darts
😂
Like, nitroglycerin
something strong and stiff to hold it up over your shoulder
xD
hanging with censers
god imagine how annoying that would be tho
you are trying to lead your troops and this little cabled shit is constantly spewing that everywhere lmao
realistically there will be smoke all over your face
sneaks pepper pellets in the censer
Don't forget those can also spew orders
Imagine trying to concentrate when you have a tiny fella just screaming orders
https://i.gyazo.com/4bbc02cd986a864d7548fcc706b9c465.png for the thousandth and last time... look at my spess mehreen
couldn't post the pic with the painted underlight on the balls here so this will have to do 😂
Slim
It’s for the best. Space peen is not for the eyes of mere mortals.
it's just an average, proportional dick really
ye u can kinda see it under, tbh it would probably be acceptable
tasteful art dong kinda occupies the same kind of vibe as tasteful art titty to me
i don't mind nudity for anatomical purposes whatsoever
and nudity for sexual purposes can still be artistic enough to not be a problem even when you're not horny
yeah
yea agreed
best smut is smut that u can appreciate just as pretty art
as well as hand food
I mean people have sculpted and painted naked people for millennia now and not necessarily with horny in mind
nudity doesn't necessarily mean porn
i draw naked people all the time
usually with no sexual intent but the human body in its natural state is just... well, naked
yea obvs
for sure, like whenever people draw naked models and whatnot
and i feel like there is like
a big stigma around nudity that really serves no purpose
I mean we do live in a pretty prude society
Depends where you live ofc but some countries view nudity very differently
idk i think the stigma doesn't apply that much with like, some art? Like, u can post tasteful nudity on a bunch of sites without getting looked at weird by moderation or algorithms
i guess u can get it past if u pass it off as renaissance uwu
the art world is different but not everyone shares the sensibilities of the art world and they're often not accepted by broader society
I think prudishness is a pretty new thing, relatively speaking
Ugh, makes me remember the people painting with their genitals in public and call it art
which can be a detriment to artists too because people will feel shamed and shy when having to attend figure drawing lessons
there's the guy who paints with his dick but he's actually rather good
that's quite impressive honestly
and idk, prudishness is not really a new thing
it's been around for a good couple of centuries, although the focus has shifted
yeah weird societal standards concerning the body goes back for ages
back in the day women's legs were seen as more scandalous than breasts
the like, super puritan christian vibe is a lil more recent but
flashbacks to ancient crete
even in the renaissance
"official" portraits of women with one titty out exist and they weren't considered as scandalous
but u better not show ur shins
tits? meh those are just for babies to suck on. ankles showing? omg u whore
tbh that's a preferable stance to the reverse we have now
at least that way there isn't some weird stigma with breastfeeding
yeah
now there is no breastfeeding and if you go out and about as a topless woman you get arrested for indecency
while a guy can have his pecks out and be fine
but yea it is def pretty funny looking into like, how standards of prudishness have changed over time. What we consider taboo/whatever now isn't universal
sexual acts should be kept in the private but imo just, nonsexual nudity outside - especially if it's just waist up - is not risible
regardless of sex
i can sorta see reason for like, specifically genitals to stay hidden in public cus they're semi inherently sexual, but everything else is rightfully chill
yeah
and i say that as someone that likes tits.
yes
same as i'm not gonna drop three tabs of acid and get drunk off my ass but believe people should have the freedom to.
for sure
I'm sorry what
yes there's a portrait artist that uses his dong as a brush

i imagine the residue would get super annoying as it like, dries
yikes
but hey the artist must suffer for his craft
that's one way to view that
THATS TOO MUCH
lmao
unless u just be a responsible artist and dip it in water after every time u use it
ppl who just. let their brushes dry with paint on them. it hurts my soul
that is awful
The worst that I saw that a woman putting ballons with paint in her genitals and release the ballons on the ground
wh
wait so like. i'm trying to process that statement
okay i'm gonna stop trying to process what that means, it's for the better
idk the dick painter is basically just
doing finger painting
with his dong
what's so horrifying about it
we're more worried about the paint drying and getting stuck and being hard to peel off
but as long as he's safe, it's fine
ah, I didn't know it was oil paint
Water based paints are removed with warm water wsdym
what have i walked into
a perfectly fine and reasonable discussion
Ah i see thanks for clearing that up
i posted censored dick
obviously the conversation spiralled around the topic of dicks, nudity and censorship
definitely wouldn't be something we'd focus on ofc
not even remotely
"Welcome to Morshu's sex shop! Body oil, rope, dongs? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees."
Since the chat was on the topic, I decided to interject a relevant joke.
Wheres ork morshu saying as long as you have enough teef
facetious
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Learn to pronounce
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Mmmhh, does sound like Incan
and we love him for it
@plush swift speak for yourself
Fist fight soon
These are all true

Don't worry Dilara, we're sure you're also good and handsome and humble
Wdym I've seen plenty of people here simp about you
and we're right to.
It's not a question of being humble its accepting the opinion of others
he is very handsome and good
he is

smh
well on my way to becoming an e-boy
since most e-boys seem to have shaved faces and do stupid shit, while you have a goatee-ish
yes
I am quite cavalier
incan looks like the kind of guy who'd dispatch a would-be robber with his rapier in a gentlemanly manner while smirking and then fuck off with his cape and hat
i imagine him wearing like
one of those super loose thin white shirts in the house casually
i honestly imagine him as a 17th century musketeer
low buttoned too
Good thing Incan lives in a remote and dangerous place called Australia else I fear people may come to his house just to gasp at him
he better not have any trees near his house
i'm an exceptional climber and better photogr- okay no i'll stop that's weird
like this
Dartagnan looking ass
ye
hell yeah
it has the name so i think so!
It does indeed
I do wear a lot of loose white shirts, actually
just...not those ones specifically
if I had any I would
you gotta immerse yourself in that fanciful attire
like how Faust does!
and everyone thinks Faust looks great
tru
i would make you one if you lived closer lol
i love my fanciful shirts
renaissance shirts, wingtip-collar shirts, ruffled, or pinstripe, or those with large cuffs
love shirts
next you'll tell us you work or even live on a farm
do you have a straw hat?
no but i do want one
actually, beyond the fact that you have flannel, I don't think you've ever discussed what you wear
which would be a weird thing to ask, but we talk so much about clothes
i def have said it before but like. purely warm colours, kinda durable jeans, coats, boots etc u get the vibe
hella scarfs
Ratty is adorbs
if i couldn't wear it through a swamp i'm not interested
mainly cus i live next to a flood plain send help
and bet
ratty is farmcore
like northern farmcore
wearing flannel and jeans, 6 feet tall
kek
maybe they do
i just wear stupid outfits because i can
and their house is surrounded by barbwire
haha
of course, Ratty's house must be a bunker, surrounded by miles of trenches, barbed wire, and landmines
no wonder they spend all day chatting with us
it would take all day to leave!
i can accept this
also buried over 10 feet undergound
of course
I thought that was a given
Ratty needs to hide her scent, lest they be overwhelmed
hey living in a bunker is cool
you dont need aircon in summer
also for the record, yes I live among the trees
and poison toads
i'd live in the trees tbh
i have a couple billowy white shirts like @plush swift is describing you can just borrow one
real hunters squish poison frogs on arrowtips
I'll take one
and become the musketeer
also yes the poison toads which make my dogs froth at the mouth if they get one 
yeah
damn bastards
what kind of animal evolves to become most dangerous after death
idiots
dreadnoughts?
cus hey
eventually all the other animals are gonna learn that bright coloured animal = death
^
it'll be the last thing they'll learn alright
yeah, but toads aren't even colored brightly! most are brown, and yet they still poison dogs!
that's just straight up rude!
agree
Oh
these are cane toads right
yeah feel free to murder them, they are excommunicated from the toad church
yea
our government introduced them to eat the cane beetles
turns out those can fly
and toads, in fact, cannot fly
also turns out there are pesticides that don't cause any problems which solve the issue just fine 
i approve
emperor save me
men in maid outfits give me life
I do own one
?
oh no
okay look
incan has tapped into the hidden gold mine
if guys didn't want to be put in maid outfits, why do they look so good in them
what in khorne's brassplated ass is going on in here?
??? a normal discussion
honestly guys look better in maid outfits than girls do
sorry but
I got my ass slapped by a random chick once while I was in a maid fit
I lost a bet
so I had to do it
we talkin the old french ones or the modern ones?
so the old french ones
just go to a costum/adult store
i'll seduce so many weebs
yknow
I need a chick
who can wear the maid outfit
or the apron
but it doesn't even have to be sexual
just normal
not even joking, it's sitting in the top of my closet
Evidence or fake
Yes I entered this realm again SPECIFICALLY to get in on this
do it incan.
Here’s the top lmao
tagging @kind rock since it'd be unfair for her to miss out on this 
maid outfit incan
maid outfit incan
she's a hero of the people
...so gave it to me as a meme
and I've been getting bullied to wear it since
but I've not given in

lmao thanks for tagging me
i was in a maid cafe once which required me to wear such an outfit
I guess @visual bolt @plush swift should also get a ping for proof
there we go, all bases covered
it does occur to u that i'll never stop pestering you about this
unlessuexplicitlyaskasaboundarythingbut yes.
i managed to go a whole semester of japanese class being totally normal and not having my professor find out i like anime
but then i was working the anime club pre-finals maid cafe and when she walked in and made eye contact my soul left my body
huiorhgs

that's one way for her to find out
i wrote her name kanji in ketchup on her omurice to soften the blow to my psyche >-|o

I'm aware and it's fine lol
my boundaries are few
cute maid incan, i will have
@proud gorge ill teach you that catgirl dance i learned so when the time comes youre ready

then youll be a real 40kpop enthusiast
nerd :^)
I can do both
@proud gorge so mean to me in here. Whatever has been going on in this server theyve emboldened you too much

🚪 🚶
@proud gorge lovely
Incan maid outfit
First I thought they were terrain pieces, until I saw the trigger bit
Lasgun lasgun
is this the one you modeled in 3d earlier?
don´t know if this was a good use of my time
It was
@sand tulip yep
Im dual-modding it as a scrapped e22 blaster for a starwars salvager cosplay
So the barrels can come off to mount a dual e22 front
neat
I made this lad a while back before I even knew about Space Marine chapters and had a Uber basic understanding of the lore, and it shows.
I'm not reading that
TL;DR He’s a Psyker Space Marine that’s skinnier than other Astartes and wields a Lasgun because the bolter’s recoil is too much for him, and his Glass Coated armor let’s him bend other psychic powers and energy projectiles.
It breaks lore by accident because I didn’t know how hard the Imperium presses down on Psykers.
@chrome niche
Again, uber basic grasp of lore. Didn’t know about Librarians back then.
"Uber"
glass armor like morrowind
Soulbound getting undead character rules pog
Which means now there are playables from every GA except Chaos
Champions of Death gives players the opportunity to play as undead characters, such as vampires, ghouls, wraiths, and wights. Characters play as servants of Nagash in his war against Sigmar, but the book also presents alternative options for playing as Soulbound — though those foolish enough to spurn the Undying King may face a fate far worse than undeath.
Ontop of the playable Destruction ones coming at the same time
So Soulbound allows you to play more than just Order ? that's neat
Yeeee
It's setting a really good precedent too, for a potential future AoS-tide title
Since VT/DT both have alot of ttrpg sources
Lol, sigmar and nagash back at it again, their rivalry going back from when sigmar bonked really hard nagash on the world of warhammer fantasy
Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Bonetide
Bonehammer Age of Calcium: Skeletide
still upset we never got a tomb king hero called Johnny Ribcage
Tomb King servant turned rock and roll superstar
johnny silverhand
techpriest wired up his mind to a tomb king at the tomb king starts talking about burning some corpo shit in his mind
also shittalks to the techpriest that he can never be as metal as him
"wake the fuck up toaster boy, we got a tomb world to wake"

cue muzak

can you feel it
can you touch it
get ready cause here we go
can you feel it
can you touch it
get ready cause here we go
my soul inserted with vital force
wonʼt spare what Iʼm hunting for
itʼs the animal in my blood
wouldnʼt stop it even if I could
seed is sown - Iʼm chippin' in
roll the bones - Iʼm chippin' in
embed that code - Iʼm chippin' i...
noice
Gun of las
I want astartes equivalent of lass gun
I gotta slap in the power setting, the laser lights and the battery mount tho
@nova hinge lascannon
Or shotlas
Too thick, is there astartes pattern bolter sized one?
Or it's time to visit Cawl or Kawl again
Iwu
Iwu? lwu?
I wont understand
"I won't understand" is what it means
straight to the penal legion with you.
...look, as long as the techpriest doesn't find out...
