#40k-minis-and-armies

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obtuse sinew
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ah yes, like the ones who hate TLOU2

elfin yew
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RYSHDHD

dusk hill
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dpjg[ap

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no

proud gorge
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my dire need for love and care

obtuse sinew
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sooooo loveable

dusk hill
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okay so noted

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must love and cherish the incan

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i imagine this can be done with beard care kits and swords

obtuse sinew
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You weren't already???

edgy cipher
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Gamers gaming

dusk hill
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to a greater extent i mean??

proud gorge
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but no mostly it was life experience and having people who actually set me straight

plush swift
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incan we love you

obtuse sinew
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I just learned about all the ways my future was being fucked

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by uncaring assholes

elfin yew
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I found myself wandering by a lake when a mysterious woman offered me a drink

dusk hill
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simp

elfin yew
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correct

dusk hill
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I can respect that you can own it

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just like you can own land

elfin yew
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I simp for my gf idc

plush swift
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my political opinions are a constant battle between my strong dislike of authority of any sorts and staunch belief in complete personal freedom, and the equally strong sensation that 90% of humanity is literally retarded and doesn't have the mental capacity to make its own decisions

dusk hill
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unlike ze peasants

elfin yew
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yes

obtuse sinew
proud gorge
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having grown up in like, a pretty rough place and going through a lot of abuse I ended up swinging right because I felt I was abandoned by systems that were supposed to protect me

except now I know those systems are mostly shit because of the right Pepega

dusk hill
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that's a gigantic misquote and u should be ashamed

dusk hill
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Thanks conservatives :D

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i was gonna have a future but alas

obtuse sinew
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;-;

dusk hill
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i'll settle for growing moss

plush swift
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idk, my country was just as fucked up by the left

proud gorge
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anyway I teach now and like, yeah it's hard to not shift a certain way when you've been though both ends of the system

elfin yew
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going back in time to tell Hinckley to fucking aim better

obtuse sinew
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lmao

plush swift
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and i've come to the conclusion that the real enemy are authoritarians

obtuse sinew
elfin yew
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FHDNFD

dusk hill
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yeah most commies i know now are like. tankies are quite rare

proud gorge
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not that "left wing politics" inherently equates to fixing everything and creating paradise

dusk hill
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it's a pretty agreeable stance that actually, the soviet union wasn't amazing

obtuse sinew
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of course

proud gorge
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but like, yeah, it's where I'm at

plush swift
obtuse sinew
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socialism would be nice

dusk hill
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it has just

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slight issues

plush swift
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i live in a post-soc country

dusk hill
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very minor.

plush swift
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no it wouldn't

edgy cipher
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Socialism is nice I agree

proud gorge
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the soviets are like "hey wouldn't it be funny if we actually just became an imperial power lmao wouldn't that be absolutely WHACKY"

obtuse sinew
plush swift
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any system that relies on the government being competent is a shit system

elfin yew
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communism is in fact when the government does things

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and when the government does more things, the more communist it is

dusk hill
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ofc

proud gorge
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no u

dusk hill
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that's how this works yes-yes

obtuse sinew
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well, rebellion would be super great, yeah, lemme just fight against the most funded military in human history

dusk hill
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i don't do things tyvm

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my brain is very libertarian

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christ bless

proud gorge
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also I guess I should say

elfin yew
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Pwes steppy on snek

proud gorge
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do take care to not get too charged on the political talk

dusk hill
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kinky snek

edgy cipher
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🗞️

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Stop

proud gorge
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I'm fine with it if we keep it somewhat chill and tongue in cheek

obtuse sinew
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hey I had a thought!

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ok!

plush swift
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idk man

obtuse sinew
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thought!

plush swift
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defenestration

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i always advise for defenestration

obtuse sinew
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Long space missions, wonder what will happen when those pop up?

dusk hill
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i'd let u defenestrate me uwu

obtuse sinew
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eventually

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in like 50 to 100 years

plush swift
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okay

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-grabs your thick ass and shoves you out of the window-

obtuse sinew
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wow

dusk hill
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a fantastic way to die

proud gorge
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long space missions?

obtuse sinew
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yes

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like many many years

plush swift
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idk but i don't want to take part

dusk hill
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is ur space mission long or are u just happy to see me

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okay i'll stop.

obtuse sinew
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entire lives lived on space ships

proud gorge
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lmao

obtuse sinew
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wow

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good on Ratty

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you're on fire today

plush swift
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i saw independence day as a kid and now i'm xenophobic but i mean in the wh40k sense

dusk hill
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i wish

obtuse sinew
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well then

dusk hill
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if humanity ever gets their hands on alien races then just

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oh MAN

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the xenophobia is gonna be lovely

obtuse sinew
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America would lie so much

proud gorge
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I reckon we'll get the reverse

edgy cipher
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Maybe we'd finally find a way to unite all the humans

proud gorge
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it'll just be straight up space horny

obtuse sinew
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most governments, probably

edgy cipher
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So we could all hate something together

obtuse sinew
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it depends

dusk hill
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i, for one, welcome our new tentacle overlords

plush swift
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idk but i don't want to see any aliens

obtuse sinew
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some people won't care, some will want to hate them, some will want to fuck them

plush swift
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some people i meet in daily life are incomprehensible enough

edgy cipher
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I'd also welcome them, but with 556

obtuse sinew
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some will be fascinated purely scientifically

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like myself

dusk hill
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hey if the alien is of human or greater intelligence and they consented

plush swift
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unless they are sexy

dusk hill
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godspeed

plush swift
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if they are sexy then i'm open to aliens and my ass is too

dusk hill
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same

proud gorge
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it's gonna straight up be

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sexy aliens

obtuse sinew
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alright

proud gorge
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mark my words

edgy cipher
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If they were that intelligent they'd know not to fuck with a violent race like ours

plush swift
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true

edgy cipher
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It'd be like poking the hornet's nest

dusk hill
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points at gigantic hulking alien in the far distance
i'm gonna top it

edgy cipher
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Only an idiot or someone equipped to deal with it would do that

obtuse sinew
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hmm

proud gorge
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I'm an idiot

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let's gooo

edgy cipher
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I mean

obtuse sinew
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we are a violent race from a violent planet

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hence why people say that we might be Space Orcs

edgy cipher
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If you indeed go poking at hornet nests without equipment, well yes you're objectively an idiot

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Orks are inspired from british hooligans

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footbal hooligans

proud gorge
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but no seriously odds are any space fairing species would be so equally cooked as ours we'd probs just drown our sorrows at an interplanetary pub

edgy cipher
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They are real life reference

obtuse sinew
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no, as in the idea of orcs not the orks of 40k

edgy cipher
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THATS EVEN WHERE THEY GOT THE COLOR BELIEF FROM

obtuse sinew
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the uh

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archetype?

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of orcs

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strong, stupid, violent, from a violent and dangerous place

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that is us

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our world has bees that kill things by overheating them to death

plush swift
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im not sure entirely where tolkien got the idea from

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but prob something mythological

obtuse sinew
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probably

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anyways

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I think, personally, that long missions might lead to anarchist-type governments

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since there would be a pretty limited amount of people

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and money would be useless in them

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since, ya know, there's not that much you could even get

urban harbor
obtuse sinew
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it's Incan or Ratty when finding an alien

urban harbor
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lol

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to each their own

proud gorge
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I'm merely establishing good diplomacy ok

urban harbor
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LOL

crisp forge
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We gotta do our duty for humanity buddy

dusk hill
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in the grim darkness of the far future, sex work and international diplomacy are interchangeable

urban harbor
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sealing the deal as it where?

elfin yew
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-100 relationship, nuclear war declared

plush swift
dusk hill
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that just sounds like a form of magic

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i cast flaming dick

urban harbor
obtuse sinew
urban harbor
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exspecialy in the distant past

plush swift
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in 1400 you went down on your hands and knees for the bishop, in 14000 you'll go down on your hands and tentacles for interplanetary peace

obtuse sinew
dusk hill
proud gorge
obtuse sinew
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eh?

urban harbor
elfin yew
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All are one in Nagash

edgy cipher
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Makes me wanna leave once DT is out Wut

urban harbor
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bjuna was the "unsmiling warrior"

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he was cursed to laugh himself to death

proud gorge
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being in Nagash would be...an experience

dusk hill
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INCAN NO

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DON'T FUCK THE BONE POPE

elfin yew
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Apparently he was attractive in life

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So rattle on?

plush swift
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why, are you against people getting boned

dusk hill
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fucking living nagash is something i can support

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but

proud gorge
urban harbor
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nooooooooo

dusk hill
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nah he was talking about topping a skeleton

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how does that

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even work

urban harbor
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dont ask

proud gorge
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it's simple

obtuse sinew
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it does not

proud gorge
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we bone

obtuse sinew
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SHUT

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YON

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FUCKETH

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MOUTH

dusk hill
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i will obliterate your soul

plush swift
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some mammals have penis bones so you could bottom him but

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hmmm

urban harbor
dusk hill
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yeah you could def bottom for a skeleton quite easily

proud gorge
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that's not my style tho

plush swift
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idk, get a bone drill and make do

obtuse sinew
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it would have fingers, so

dusk hill
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just gotta make sure u don't accidentally hurt yourself on a weirdly shaped bone

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there's a reason why toys are so smooth and all

urban harbor
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tmi

dusk hill
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but like. idk i guess you could dom a skeleton in a number of ways but actually topping one is logistically difficult

proud gorge
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hmm

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ok so

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there IS A WAY

urban harbor
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i mean

dusk hill
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EXPLAIN

urban harbor
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isnt Nagash a mummy?

plush swift
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as i'm saying

dusk hill
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Nah he's a big boy skeleton

plush swift
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bone drill

dusk hill
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settra&co are the mummies

proud gorge
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oh the answer is certainly too far lmao

urban harbor
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and they cut off the dick in the mummification prosses so

obtuse sinew
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this is too far

dusk hill
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you could def top settra

edgy cipher
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I hope Skelly doesn't see this discussion

dusk hill
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well like

obtuse sinew
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this is far too far

dusk hill
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for as much as settra is SUCH a dom

proud gorge
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imperishable ≠ impenetrable

dusk hill
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he's the kind of dom who can't be in the same room as another dom cus he feels his authority is being challenged

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epigfhjashpg

urban harbor
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im starting to get scared

dusk hill
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hm which warhammer fantasy characters would be subs actually

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like

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there are lots of tops here

proud gorge
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Mannfred.

urban harbor
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Isha 😛

dusk hill
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nah mannfred is a top but a really bad one

proud gorge
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Tyrion

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Teclis would be a service top

dusk hill
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isha is a power bottom at best, given i can't imagine orion being willing to bottom for her

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hm maybe tyrion and teclis i could buy

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alarielle actually

urban harbor
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tyrion is the everqueen's simp so

dusk hill
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all the orks are tops ofc

plush swift
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malekith bottoms for his mom

proud gorge
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TRU

dusk hill
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chaos dwarfs barely even top they just whip u indiscriminately

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plus a lot of fire/waxplay

urban harbor
plush swift
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i mean his whole getup is a pimped out gimp suit.

dusk hill
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,,, no

plush swift
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those horns are there for someone to take hold of

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you know it

dusk hill
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morathi, however, is absolutely decked out for a dungeon

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ea[pojgftea[p;

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no

plush swift
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yes

dusk hill
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i hate that imagery.

proud gorge
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Archaon is a sub

plush swift
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huehuehuehue

dusk hill
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what about sigvald?

proud gorge
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switch, ofc

dusk hill
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i can buy that

plush swift
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karl franz is a switch and he gets you a bathtub after the deed at least

urban harbor
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i mean morathi has a thong and a bra

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thats it

dusk hill
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sisters of twilight are bottoms and tops respectively

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i imagine karl franz being very good with aftercare

urban harbor
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which ones which tho?

dusk hill
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arahan is the top obvs, and probs a sadist

urban harbor
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well iirc she does represnt the darker side of the elves

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so that makes sence

dusk hill
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she represents the asshole side of ariel, whereas naestra is precious

hoary ermine
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Damnit i missed the good stuff

obtuse sinew
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oh no, you missed the worst stuff

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truly the worst I have seen on this server

dusk hill
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that's a lie and u know it

obtuse sinew
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No, it actually is not

dusk hill
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this one was so tame

obtuse sinew
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No this was not

dusk hill
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it's literally just which characters are tops and which are bottoms

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that's like

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a casual discussion

obtuse sinew
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I mean how that started

dusk hill
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it didn't even get much weirder??

obtuse sinew
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aka the boning of Nagrash or however

dusk hill
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the weirdest it got was with malekith

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that's even tamer?????

obtuse sinew
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THAT

dusk hill
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it's just how skeleton sex would work

obtuse sinew
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Y'ALL WERE DISCUSSING HOW TO FUCK A SKELETON

dusk hill
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yes and??

plush swift
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AND?

obtuse sinew
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THAT IS THE WORST THAT I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SERVER

plush swift
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fucking a skeleton is like

dusk hill
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if i was a necromancer u better believe i'd be raising skeletons to tagteam me

plush swift
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it's less nsfw than normal sex

obtuse sinew
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RATTY

dusk hill
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exactly

plush swift
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there's only 1 set of actual fleshy genitalia

obtuse sinew
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Still NSFW

plush swift
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BUT LESS

obtuse sinew
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hell's bells, I'd say it is more, since there is nothing covered

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literally nothing

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everything bared

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that's lewd as hell

plush swift
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as far as i know museums aren't 18+ so it's not!

shell yacht
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@Fatshark please for the love of Sigmar give us more info, before the horny reaches critical mass.

obtuse sinew
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The Hornilarity

hoary ermine
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Wait

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Youre wondering how you can fuck a skeleton?

obtuse sinew
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NO

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WE ARE NOT

hoary ermine
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I hope this has been said already but

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You Bone them

obtuse sinew
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WE ARE PAST THAT NOW

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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THAT IS LITERALLY THE EXACT PUN INCAN MADE

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AND I HATE YOU NOW

hoary ermine
plush swift
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same energy

hoary ermine
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You give them the old razzle dazzle

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Doot the boot

obtuse sinew
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IMMA RAZZLE YOUR DAZZLE MATE

plush swift
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calm down

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it's just some puns

shell yacht
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Sols are you ok?

obtuse sinew
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haha, yeah

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just laughing about the absurdity of what I just typed out

plush swift
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don't get more mad, you're just throwing him a bone

obtuse sinew
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Fuck off

hoary ermine
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Dont get your bands in a twist

plush swift
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with a skeleton or not?

obtuse sinew
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I will skin you

hoary ermine
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Nah clearly itd been bone away

obtuse sinew
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so that it will be with a skeleton

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your own

plush swift
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so you have a skeleton kink too.

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you're just in denial

hoary ermine
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Inside every person is a skeleton that wants out

obtuse sinew
obtuse sinew
hoary ermine
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Youve been Ligamenting it

obtuse sinew
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You have a tendoncy to get on my nerves

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Do you have some kind of bone to pick with me?

hoary ermine
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I wanted to say that

obtuse sinew
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Nah, I bet you're all bare bones

hoary ermine
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But im glad i got that off of my chest

obtuse sinew
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Really? and here I thought you were heartless

hoary ermine
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Are you all skin and teeth or do you have some bite to you?

dusk hill
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bare bones u say

obtuse sinew
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ah look, it's Ratty

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getting here right on time, most likely by the skin of their teeth

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honestly, I'm flaying high here, at the top of my game

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You're all just so spineless now

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what's the matter, I didn't know y'all were gutless

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maybe you just don't have a leg to stand on

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eye sure could see it that way

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ya know, all these puns have made me work up quite the appetite. anybody got any ribs?

crisp forge
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What pun-induced-madness is this

obtuse sinew
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no bones about it, I gave them a real lashing

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no skin off my back, though

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granted, certainly some from theirs

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I think it's because they were lashing out

crisp forge
elfin yew
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Ur all going to the black pyramid

dusk hill
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good.

obtuse sinew
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Yeah, but Incan especially. He's a bone-in kinda guy

dusk hill
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rattle me timbers rattle me insides

obtuse sinew
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I'd say he doesn't have a nonhorny bone in his body

shell yacht
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Holy shit you made this?

crisp forge
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Ah no its a reddit artist!

sand tulip
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impressive

dusk hill
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wh

shell yacht
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What’s are your oldest Warhammer models? For me it’s a tie between my Tyranids and Orks,

dusk hill
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i have an old ass chaos warrior somewhere

sand tulip
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my first was a thickly painted berzerker

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which got lost in the warp

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his name was korhonen, inspired by Mad Sam Korhonen from the game Aquanox

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which later i found out it is also a finnish name

uncut olive
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I got some Skaven and high elves from a box of fantasy

spark jungle
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A moment of silence for this poor soul

uncut olive
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😢

lapis tundra
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At least he can just stick them back together

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Imagine if that would have been titans

uncut olive
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Yeah

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And it’s just Star Wars

sand tulip
spark jungle
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Not me lol

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Id be patanoid about the shelves too flimsy

sand tulip
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and the millenium falcon angle is questionable

uncut olive
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Have you looked at the x wing sticking out

sand tulip
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just begging for a short sleeve to hook on

sand tulip
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Click on any of the volumes below to download the magazine for free. Volume 1 Volume 2 Volume 3 28 MAGAZINE IS COMPLETELY UNAFFILIATED AND IN NO WAY ENDORSED BY GAMES WORKSHOP LIMITED OR ANY OTHER …

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something to whet your artistic appetite

chrome niche
crisp forge
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FUCK

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im so sorry

spark jungle
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its not mine lol

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but i feel for the dude

twilit cliff
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im assuming that wasnt made out of legos

spark jungle
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id say they are

twilit cliff
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oh

crisp forge
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that would be terrific

twilit cliff
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well that sucks but at least you can, you know, build them all over again

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if they're wiling through sift through all the bits

tulip hearth
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anything hanging out like that is going to be at risk, the stuff at the very top isn't so bad off but the stuff below was just asking for it. Not counting the possible weight, those shelves don't scream 'sturdy' to me

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it's worse because they're star wars, it's hard to get the old stuff now that the franchise is basically dead

fervent ice
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Crosspost this from the lore chatroom, but if I ever get my hands on a UR-025 model you can bet your ass that I’m painting it gunmetal gray, painting the eye slot yellow, giving him a cigar, and also cutting a rectangular hole on his bottom.

hoary ermine
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help me out here lads and lasses, and ungendered classes

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this is my helmet as of now, its a shoretrooper variant

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im not going to make a shoretrooper cosplay anymore due to some issues with the chestplate and really not feeling like it anymore thanks to that

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Now, im going to add the cheek fin to this, making it look as if its welded on, but im unsure on what to do with the visor, i want to make it a moving blast visor first and foremost, but i cant think of anything beyond small rails that i could use to slide it up and down.
Also i need a color for the window tint

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after the empire fell scavvies repurposed a lot of old hardware, including a lot of trooper stuff

plucky narwhal
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Have you seen NVG's.. I think a modified hinge style system similar to that could work.

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But that's just an idea from a person with no experience in this, would suggest going with other ideas first most certainly.

sand tulip
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off my chest, im proud of my 1st webcomic though i feel the execution can be better

edgy cipher
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Keep in mind that you will improve if you persevere

sand tulip
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am ordering a drawing tablet for pc, see how it goes

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it was all mouse drawn

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also thanks to you guys for putting ideas in my head

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😆

edgy cipher
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Wait you're looking for inspiration here ?

sand tulip
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not really looking, somehow reading chat here start to give me mental images

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gave me the urge

edgy cipher
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I wouldn't be surprised, sometimes people here can really go on a tangent

nova hinge
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I think the key is, the "cup" shouldn't be looks like "just a round dome cup".

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And between the "breasts" theirs better be something point/stand out. Just like that drawing does.

edgy cipher
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But why the fucking heels

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I get the armor is supposed to look feminine, but the heels

nova hinge
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Sadly, likely all the times, we can't have "everything is perfect".

proud gorge
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eh fantasy armour

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shit gets silly

plush swift
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heels on armor are the stupidest shit ever

nova hinge
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Still, it has something to see and learn.

obtuse sinew
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plus the knee things

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those are

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well

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the whole thing would have to be ceremonial regardless

plush swift
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still not as egregious as the heels

obtuse sinew
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but yeah

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heels are dumb

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or at least ones higher than, like, an inch max

plush swift
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the only possible usage of heels in combat is for cavalry, or as a piercing implement in your hand

proud gorge
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heels are always egregious for any purpose beyond like, idk, going to a club

obtuse sinew
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truthfully said

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to both things

plush swift
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depends on what kind of heels

obtuse sinew
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though there are some kinds of shoes that have a tiny heel, like pretty much all boots

nova hinge
obtuse sinew
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and dress shoes

plush swift
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because you need an approx 1 to 2cm heel on formal shoes and boots

obtuse sinew
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yep

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that is fine

plush swift
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completely flat soles don't look good except on historical shoes

obtuse sinew
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yeah

sand tulip
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if heels used for grounding against heavy recoil then maybe

obtuse sinew
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I

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hmm

nova hinge
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The boob plate can be looks fine. That's the point of that pic.

obtuse sinew
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couldn't you just have stuff on the gun?

chrome niche
obtuse sinew
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like with bipods and whatnot

sand tulip
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monopod?

plush swift
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hm, but then you wouldn't be able to walk in the heels

sand tulip
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like mechanicus?

plush swift
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because the heels would have to protrude below the ball of the foot

sand tulip
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wotcha call em

plush swift
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to burrow into the ground

sand tulip
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DRILL HEELS

plush swift
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so something more like those climbers soles

obtuse sinew
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I was gonna say

obtuse sinew
#

if you have heels to reduce recoil, might as well just have spikes

#

that is interesting

chrome niche
edgy cipher
#

It's fantasy armor

#

It's fucked up everywhere

nova hinge
chrome niche
#

Yes, it's designed for style

edgy cipher
#

I just don't like heels on armor

obtuse sinew
#

but if one were to assume that it was for battle, well, the first issue would be the heels, then the chains and all that other stuff

#

especially those heels

sand tulip
#

knife for heels?

obtuse sinew
#

because they'd probably sink into the mud and dirt

#

fucking up one's stride

sand tulip
#

stilletos, idk corny stuff

plush swift
#

honestly, i don't like heels in general except for those decent like 20s, 30s dance shoes

obtuse sinew
sand tulip
nova hinge
plush swift
#

those are stilts

sand tulip
nova hinge
#

You can run real damn fast with those kind of shoes

plush swift
#

nope

#

you have to be careful walking in them

#

because your balance is all on a small patch of material

nova hinge
# plush swift nope

I saw someone running in that "Jumping Shoes". And he were run fast as medium speed of car. Yes, it was dangerous.

#

Striding

chrome niche
#

Clickbait title but demonstrates you can run in them

sand tulip
#

but i can imagine you can just screw yourself over if you step into a hole or mud

nova hinge
#

Long spring legs goes stride!

sand tulip
#

faceplant mangled legs

#

but overall, still worth it

nova hinge
#

Risk worthy

#

I think the "get fucked so hard when flipped" is could be solved by full body protections.

sand tulip
nova hinge
#

So, he survived that long.

sand tulip
#

mustve have customtailored hood in the cupboard

sand tulip
plush swift
#

they're different from the stilts i know then, but it looks awesome

#

would use instead of taking the bus.

nova hinge
#

I think the "spring arm extenders" could make those safer

#

Not sure how much though

#

Since I don't like on the car or anything like that. It IS ideal thing to me.

plush swift
#

i can't drive and there's no parking spaces where i engage in most of my activities

nova hinge
#

I just don't like on the car, nor the drive so far.

#

Oh, I can suddenly feel that there's a yet another new primaris with those things.

#

I better wrong, right?

sand tulip
#

i ride motorcycle

#

split the traffic

plush swift
#

also gas is expensive in europe

nova hinge
#

In Korea too.

#

The reason is tax

torn trench
#

Here's something I've been working on for a few months: My very own servo skull, that will be powered by a raspberry pi and have a touch screen arm, so that I can play games and perform other tasks with it Servoskull

obtuse sinew
#

Wow, awesome work

torn trench
#

Thanks! 😄

plush swift
#

that's cool as fuck

proud gorge
#

holy moly

#

amazing work

torn trench
#

Thanks! I still have a long way to finish it, but I'm very pleased with how its going

nova hinge
green cave
#

That looks very well done, congrats

sand tulip
#

also could use some wash and grimey look

torn trench
#

The painting is still not complete, since I'm still adding parts to it, I figured I shouldn't complete it yet. There's a lot off non intentional scratches on the paint due to handling it

#

It wasn't connected yet, but the part where the jaw would be actually has some speakers in it

proud gorge
crisp forge
#

Even better since the imperium actually does shove vox-mics under their jaws

nova hinge
#

Spy yer neighbor

edgy cipher
#

Just stick a gun on it and it would be a real servo skull

nova hinge
#

Battle servo skull

#

Las eyeballs that also works as a camera. Bottom las weapon attached arms.

#

So like, 5 of las pistols of fire power.

torn trench
#

Damn, now that you say it, I wonder if I could still add a nerfgun kind of contraption to it. It will have to have a base to stand on, so maybe there. Something to think about

nova hinge
#

Put a quite sensitive explosive on those nerf darts

torn trench
#

😂

nova hinge
#

Like, nitroglycerin

sand tulip
#

something strong and stiff to hold it up over your shoulder

#

xD

#

hanging with censers

crisp forge
#

god imagine how annoying that would be tho

#

you are trying to lead your troops and this little cabled shit is constantly spewing that everywhere lmao

sand tulip
#

realistically there will be smoke all over your face

plush swift
#

the smell is calming

#

stuff some white sage in it

sand tulip
#

sneaks pepper pellets in the censer

edgy cipher
#

Don't forget those can also spew orders

#

Imagine trying to concentrate when you have a tiny fella just screaming orders

plush swift
obtuse sinew
#

wow, shadows

#

lookin good

plush swift
#

couldn't post the pic with the painted underlight on the balls here so this will have to do 😂

nova hinge
#

Slim

plush swift
#

Not every marine has to walk through doors sideways

bold cradle
plush swift
#

it's just an average, proportional dick really

dusk hill
#

ye u can kinda see it under, tbh it would probably be acceptable

#

tasteful art dong kinda occupies the same kind of vibe as tasteful art titty to me

plush swift
#

i don't mind nudity for anatomical purposes whatsoever

#

and nudity for sexual purposes can still be artistic enough to not be a problem even when you're not horny

obtuse sinew
#

yeah

dusk hill
#

yea agreed

#

best smut is smut that u can appreciate just as pretty art

#

as well as hand food

edgy cipher
#

I mean people have sculpted and painted naked people for millennia now and not necessarily with horny in mind

plush swift
#

nudity doesn't necessarily mean porn

#

i draw naked people all the time

#

usually with no sexual intent but the human body in its natural state is just... well, naked

dusk hill
#

yea obvs

obtuse sinew
#

for sure, like whenever people draw naked models and whatnot

plush swift
#

and i feel like there is like

#

a big stigma around nudity that really serves no purpose

edgy cipher
#

I mean we do live in a pretty prude society

#

Depends where you live ofc but some countries view nudity very differently

dusk hill
#

idk i think the stigma doesn't apply that much with like, some art? Like, u can post tasteful nudity on a bunch of sites without getting looked at weird by moderation or algorithms

#

i guess u can get it past if u pass it off as renaissance uwu

edgy cipher
#

I mean the art world is different

#

Nudity there is something common

plush swift
#

the art world is different but not everyone shares the sensibilities of the art world and they're often not accepted by broader society

obtuse sinew
#

I think prudishness is a pretty new thing, relatively speaking

edgy cipher
#

Ugh, makes me remember the people painting with their genitals in public and call it art

plush swift
#

which can be a detriment to artists too because people will feel shamed and shy when having to attend figure drawing lessons

#

there's the guy who paints with his dick but he's actually rather good

dusk hill
#

that's quite impressive honestly

plush swift
#

and idk, prudishness is not really a new thing

#

it's been around for a good couple of centuries, although the focus has shifted

dusk hill
#

yeah weird societal standards concerning the body goes back for ages

plush swift
#

back in the day women's legs were seen as more scandalous than breasts

dusk hill
#

the like, super puritan christian vibe is a lil more recent but

#

flashbacks to ancient crete

plush swift
#

even in the renaissance

#

"official" portraits of women with one titty out exist and they weren't considered as scandalous

dusk hill
#

but u better not show ur shins

plush swift
#

tits? meh those are just for babies to suck on. ankles showing? omg u whore

dusk hill
#

tbh that's a preferable stance to the reverse we have now

#

at least that way there isn't some weird stigma with breastfeeding

obtuse sinew
#

yeah

#

now there is no breastfeeding and if you go out and about as a topless woman you get arrested for indecency

#

while a guy can have his pecks out and be fine

dusk hill
#

but yea it is def pretty funny looking into like, how standards of prudishness have changed over time. What we consider taboo/whatever now isn't universal

plush swift
#

sexual acts should be kept in the private but imo just, nonsexual nudity outside - especially if it's just waist up - is not risible

#

regardless of sex

dusk hill
#

i can sorta see reason for like, specifically genitals to stay hidden in public cus they're semi inherently sexual, but everything else is rightfully chill

obtuse sinew
#

yeah

plush swift
#

and i say that as someone that likes tits.

dusk hill
#

i'm still not gonna show more than like

#

my face and hands in terms of skin tho

plush swift
#

same

#

but i don't mind if others do and believe they should have the freedom to

obtuse sinew
#

yes

plush swift
#

same as i'm not gonna drop three tabs of acid and get drunk off my ass but believe people should have the freedom to.

obtuse sinew
#

for sure

dusk hill
#

anitharmnonedowhatyouwill.jpeg

#

just use dong as brush?

plush swift
#

yes there's a portrait artist that uses his dong as a brush

obtuse sinew
#

well

#

that is

#

something

fresh island
dusk hill
#

i imagine the residue would get super annoying as it like, dries

obtuse sinew
#

yikes

dusk hill
#

but hey the artist must suffer for his craft

obtuse sinew
#

that's one way to view that

fresh island
#

THATS TOO MUCH

obtuse sinew
#

lmao

dusk hill
#

unless u just be a responsible artist and dip it in water after every time u use it

#

ppl who just. let their brushes dry with paint on them. it hurts my soul

obtuse sinew
#

that is awful

edgy cipher
#

The worst that I saw that a woman putting ballons with paint in her genitals and release the ballons on the ground

dusk hill
#

wh

#

wait so like. i'm trying to process that statement

#

okay i'm gonna stop trying to process what that means, it's for the better

plush swift
#

idk the dick painter is basically just

#

doing finger painting

#

with his dong

#

what's so horrifying about it

obtuse sinew
#

we're more worried about the paint drying and getting stuck and being hard to peel off

#

but as long as he's safe, it's fine

plush swift
#

wash it???

#

also, oil paint takes like 3 days to dry

#

so that's not an issue

obtuse sinew
#

ah, I didn't know it was oil paint

edgy cipher
#

Water based paints are removed with warm water wsdym

kind rock
#

what have i walked into

obtuse sinew
#

a perfectly fine and reasonable discussion

kind rock
#

Ah i see thanks for clearing that up

plush swift
#

i posted censored dick

#

obviously the conversation spiralled around the topic of dicks, nudity and censorship

proud gorge
#

definitely wouldn't be something we'd focus on ofc

dusk hill
#

not even remotely

plush swift
#

"Welcome to Morshu's sex shop! Body oil, rope, dongs? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees."

#

Since the chat was on the topic, I decided to interject a relevant joke.

bold cradle
#

Wheres ork morshu saying as long as you have enough teef

kind rock
#

@proud gorge are you capable of not being facetious

#

signs point to no

edgy cipher
#

facetious
/fəˈsiːʃəs/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humour; flippant.

#

Mmmhh, does sound like Incan

plush swift
proud gorge
#

idk what you're all talking about

#

I am

#

truly saint like

kind rock
#

@plush swift speak for yourself

crisp forge
#

Whats going on this time

#

lmao

elfin yew
#

Fist fight soon

proud gorge
#

people are debating how good and handsome I am

#

also humble

obtuse sinew
#

These are all true

crisp forge
obtuse sinew
#

Don't worry Dilara, we're sure you're also good and handsome and humble

edgy cipher
dusk hill
#

and we're right to.

edgy cipher
#

It's not a question of being humble its accepting the opinion of others

dusk hill
#

he is very handsome and good

obtuse sinew
#

he is

proud gorge
kind rock
#

smh

proud gorge
#

well on my way to becoming an e-boy

obtuse sinew
#

mm

#

eh

#

I don't think there is a word to describe your specific flair

plush swift
#

musketeer

#

or cavalier

obtuse sinew
#

since most e-boys seem to have shaved faces and do stupid shit, while you have a goatee-ish

#

yes

proud gorge
#

I am quite cavalier

obtuse sinew
#

badum tss

#

but also, pretty true

#

for the most part

plush swift
#

incan looks like the kind of guy who'd dispatch a would-be robber with his rapier in a gentlemanly manner while smirking and then fuck off with his cape and hat

dusk hill
#

i imagine him wearing like

#

one of those super loose thin white shirts in the house casually

plush swift
#

i honestly imagine him as a 17th century musketeer

dusk hill
#

low buttoned too

edgy cipher
#

Good thing Incan lives in a remote and dangerous place called Australia else I fear people may come to his house just to gasp at him

dusk hill
#

he better not have any trees near his house

#

i'm an exceptional climber and better photogr- okay no i'll stop that's weird

plush swift
edgy cipher
#

Dartagnan looking ass

plush swift
#

ye

dusk hill
#

hell yeah

edgy cipher
#

Wait

#

Is that Cyrano de Bergerac ?

crisp forge
#

it has the name so i think so!

edgy cipher
#

It does indeed

proud gorge
#

just...not those ones specifically

#

if I had any I would

obtuse sinew
#

you gotta immerse yourself in that fanciful attire

#

like how Faust does!

#

and everyone thinks Faust looks great

proud gorge
#

tru

dusk hill
#

i'm a basic bitch who just wears flannel indoors

#

it warm

plush swift
#

i would make you one if you lived closer lol

#

i love my fanciful shirts

#

renaissance shirts, wingtip-collar shirts, ruffled, or pinstripe, or those with large cuffs

#

love shirts

obtuse sinew
dusk hill
#

,,,, not technically but i do live next to some farms

#

also i dress like a farmer

obtuse sinew
#

do you have a straw hat?

dusk hill
#

no but i do want one

obtuse sinew
#

actually, beyond the fact that you have flannel, I don't think you've ever discussed what you wear

#

which would be a weird thing to ask, but we talk so much about clothes

dusk hill
#

i def have said it before but like. purely warm colours, kinda durable jeans, coats, boots etc u get the vibe

#

hella scarfs

proud gorge
#

Ratty is adorbs

dusk hill
#

if i couldn't wear it through a swamp i'm not interested

#

mainly cus i live next to a flood plain send help

#

and bet

plush swift
#

ratty is farmcore

obtuse sinew
#

Ratty would make lesbians swoon

#

confirmed

plush swift
#

like northern farmcore

obtuse sinew
#

wearing flannel and jeans, 6 feet tall

urban harbor
#

kek

obtuse sinew
#

am I wrong?

#

Honestly, I'm surprised you're not fighting off people at every turn

urban harbor
#

maybe they do

kind rock
#

i just wear stupid outfits because i can

urban harbor
#

and their house is surrounded by barbwire

obtuse sinew
#

haha

#

of course, Ratty's house must be a bunker, surrounded by miles of trenches, barbed wire, and landmines

#

no wonder they spend all day chatting with us

#

it would take all day to leave!

dusk hill
#

i can accept this

urban harbor
#

also buried over 10 feet undergound

obtuse sinew
#

of course

#

I thought that was a given

#

Ratty needs to hide her scent, lest they be overwhelmed

plush swift
#

you dont need aircon in summer

obtuse sinew
#

that sounds like it is quite cool

#

probably don't even need a fan

proud gorge
#

also for the record, yes I live among the trees

kind rock
#

and poison toads

dusk hill
#

i'd live in the trees tbh

kind rock
#

i have a couple billowy white shirts like @plush swift is describing you can just borrow one

sand tulip
#

real hunters squish poison frogs on arrowtips

proud gorge
#

I'll take one

#

and become the musketeer

#

also yes the poison toads which make my dogs froth at the mouth if they get one thisisfine

obtuse sinew
#

yeah

#

damn bastards

#

what kind of animal evolves to become most dangerous after death

#

idiots

sand tulip
#

dreadnoughts?

dusk hill
#

cus hey

#

eventually all the other animals are gonna learn that bright coloured animal = death

urban harbor
#

^

sand tulip
#

it'll be the last thing they'll learn alright

obtuse sinew
#

that's just straight up rude!

dusk hill
#

hey ur fault for fucking with toads

#

they're too cute to murder

kind rock
#

agree

proud gorge
#

they eat the native tree frogs

#

:^(

dusk hill
#

Oh

#

these are cane toads right

#

yeah feel free to murder them, they are excommunicated from the toad church

proud gorge
#

yea

#

our government introduced them to eat the cane beetles

#

turns out those can fly

#

and toads, in fact, cannot fly

#

also turns out there are pesticides that don't cause any problems which solve the issue just fine YEP

fresh island
#

we talking about eboys?

#

I've been referred to as a maid catboy

dusk hill
#

i approve

fresh island
#

emperor save me

dusk hill
#

men in maid outfits give me life

proud gorge
#

I do own one

fresh island
#

actually

urban harbor
#

?

dusk hill
#

,,, incan

#

incan u can't do this to me

#

fool

fresh island
#

oh no

dusk hill
#

okay look

fresh island
#

incan has tapped into the hidden gold mine

dusk hill
#

if guys didn't want to be put in maid outfits, why do they look so good in them

urban harbor
#

what in khorne's brassplated ass is going on in here?

dusk hill
#

??? a normal discussion

#

honestly guys look better in maid outfits than girls do

#

sorry but

fresh island
#

I got my ass slapped by a random chick once while I was in a maid fit

#

I lost a bet

#

so I had to do it

urban harbor
#

we talkin the old french ones or the modern ones?

fresh island
#

we talking the ones in anime

urban harbor
#

so the old french ones

dusk hill
#

i, sadly, haven't got one yet

#

emphasis on the yet tho

urban harbor
#

just go to a costum/adult store

dusk hill
#

i'll seduce so many weebs

fresh island
#

yknow

#

I need a chick

#

who can wear the maid outfit

#

or the apron

#

but it doesn't even have to be sexual

#

just normal

proud gorge
elfin yew
visual bolt
#

Yes I entered this realm again SPECIFICALLY to get in on this

dusk hill
#

do it incan.

proud gorge
dusk hill
#

hfouiawhg

#

GLORIOUS

proud gorge
#

tagging @kind rock since it'd be unfair for her to miss out on this LUL

dusk hill
#

maid outfit incan
maid outfit incan

proud gorge
#

I've owned it for like

#

2 years now

#

and still haven't put it on

dusk hill
#

i never took you for a coward

#

though,, why did you get it in the first place if-

proud gorge
#

a friend gave it to me

#

she's 6'2 and said the outfit no longer fit

dusk hill
#

she's a hero of the people

proud gorge
#

...so gave it to me as a meme

#

and I've been getting bullied to wear it since

#

but I've not given in

dusk hill
#

everyone has their limits

#

we'll find urs eventually

kind rock
#

lmao thanks for tagging me

#

i was in a maid cafe once which required me to wear such an outfit

proud gorge
#

I guess @visual bolt @plush swift should also get a ping for proof

#

there we go, all bases covered

dusk hill
#

it does occur to u that i'll never stop pestering you about this

#

unlessuexplicitlyaskasaboundarythingbut yes.

kind rock
#

i managed to go a whole semester of japanese class being totally normal and not having my professor find out i like anime

#

but then i was working the anime club pre-finals maid cafe and when she walked in and made eye contact my soul left my body

dusk hill
#

huiorhgs

kind rock
dusk hill
#

that's one way for her to find out

kind rock
#

i wrote her name kanji in ketchup on her omurice to soften the blow to my psyche >-|o

proud gorge
proud gorge
dusk hill
#

hell yea

#

opened, the floodgates are

proud gorge
#

my boundaries are few

dusk hill
#

cute maid incan, i will have

kind rock
#

@proud gorge ill teach you that catgirl dance i learned so when the time comes youre ready

sand tulip
#

use leeks

#

it is then complete

dusk hill
#

wh

#

what would you use leeks fo- Oh

kind rock
#

then youll be a real 40kpop enthusiast

proud gorge
#

nerd :^)

uncut olive
#

When it’s Warhammer being a nerd is ok.

#

Only Warhammer though

kind rock
#

I can do both

#

@proud gorge so mean to me in here. Whatever has been going on in this server theyve emboldened you too much

proud gorge
kind rock
#

🚪 🚶

plush swift
#

@proud gorge lovely

crisp forge
#

What'd i miss

#

👀

edgy cipher
#

Incan maid outfit

hoary ermine
#

Gun of las

twilit cliff
#

First I thought they were terrain pieces, until I saw the trigger bit

hoary ermine
#

Lasgun lasgun

sand tulip
#

is this the one you modeled in 3d earlier?

deft gorge
crisp forge
#

It was

hoary ermine
#

@sand tulip yep

#

Im dual-modding it as a scrapped e22 blaster for a starwars salvager cosplay

#

So the barrels can come off to mount a dual e22 front

obtuse sinew
#

neat

shell yacht
#

I made this lad a while back before I even knew about Space Marine chapters and had a Uber basic understanding of the lore, and it shows.

chrome niche
#

I'm not reading that

shell yacht
#

TL;DR He’s a Psyker Space Marine that’s skinnier than other Astartes and wields a Lasgun because the bolter’s recoil is too much for him, and his Glass Coated armor let’s him bend other psychic powers and energy projectiles.

#

It breaks lore by accident because I didn’t know how hard the Imperium presses down on Psykers.

#

@chrome niche

void rivet
#

There are Psyker SM, Librerian

shell yacht
#

Again, uber basic grasp of lore. Didn’t know about Librarians back then.

crisp forge
#

bruh he do be tall tho

chrome niche
#

"Uber"

sand tulip
#

glass armor like morrowind

elfin yew
#

Soulbound getting undead character rules pog

#

Which means now there are playables from every GA except Chaos

#

Champions of Death gives players the opportunity to play as undead characters, such as vampires, ghouls, wraiths, and wights. Characters play as servants of Nagash in his war against Sigmar, but the book also presents alternative options for playing as Soulbound — though those foolish enough to spurn the Undying King may face a fate far worse than undeath.

#

Ontop of the playable Destruction ones coming at the same time

edgy cipher
#

So Soulbound allows you to play more than just Order ? that's neat

elfin yew
#

Yeeee

#

It's setting a really good precedent too, for a potential future AoS-tide title

#

Since VT/DT both have alot of ttrpg sources

green cave
#

Lol, sigmar and nagash back at it again, their rivalry going back from when sigmar bonked really hard nagash on the world of warhammer fantasy

void orchid
#

Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Bonetide

obtuse sinew
#

Bonehammer Age of Calcium: Skeletide

proud gorge
#

still upset we never got a tomb king hero called Johnny Ribcage

elfin yew
#

Tomb King servant turned rock and roll superstar

sand tulip
#

johnny silverhand

#

techpriest wired up his mind to a tomb king at the tomb king starts talking about burning some corpo shit in his mind

#

also shittalks to the techpriest that he can never be as metal as him

#

"wake the fuck up toaster boy, we got a tomb world to wake"

proud gorge
sand tulip
#

cue muzak

hoary ermine
#

Gw glue for scale

proud gorge
#

noice

hoary ermine
#

Gun of las

nova hinge
#

I want astartes equivalent of lass gun

hoary ermine
#

I gotta slap in the power setting, the laser lights and the battery mount tho

#

@nova hinge lascannon

#

Or shotlas

nova hinge
#

Too thick, is there astartes pattern bolter sized one?

#

Or it's time to visit Cawl or Kawl again

hoary ermine
#

Iwu

nova hinge
#

Iwu? lwu?

hoary ermine
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I wont understand

nova hinge
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But... but you said first...

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Now, I need to know what is "Iwu"

proud gorge
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"I won't understand" is what it means

nova hinge
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...oh...!

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I feel... so dumb now...

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KILL ME

hoary ermine
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@plush swift inquisitor...

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i accidentally glued my laspack into my gun....

plush swift
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straight to the penal legion with you.

hoary ermine
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Jokes on you inquisitor it was done on purpose!

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How else can i get a hotshot las

plush swift
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...look, as long as the techpriest doesn't find out...

hoary ermine
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Another twist, I am the techpriest

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but yeah uh, 2 pinpricks of superglue accidentally cemented the laspack into the mag housing

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Ive tried everything, its physically inseperable without breaking the prop