#40k-minis-and-armies
sand tulip
i thought it's made up of toffee
plush swift
candy horus
sand tulip
chaos never tasted so sweet
plush swift
gives you indigestion
nova hinge
And that cuirass' shape allows you fully move to left and right your torso. It just damn nice.
In such many ways...
sand tulip
not to forget the thigh gap
plush swift
please don't remind him lol
sand tulip
here he comes!
nova hinge
Can't see, but probably there is. Or those surface of armour parts will keep frictioning each other. Which is No Good.
It just matter of practicality.
sand tulip
you are only as strong as your thigh gap (or lack thereof)
bold cradle
Great now I’m going to think about thighs whenever I look at a mech.
nova hinge
Or anything that has legs
bold cradle
One does not simply use their phone on the toilet with a thigh gap.
nova hinge
Things must be W I D E
dusk hill
good stuff
plush swift
Do you think he has enough tattoos 😂
hoary ermine
i might go outside to take snow cosplay pictures
obtuse sinew
ooh
hoary ermine
i have done so
not a lot of good ones because the dykes here are at chance of flooding, so i couldnt get out to the field
hoary ermine
Yeah
Not really dams, dykes are what theyre called, theyre water blocking dirt ramps on coast lines
obtuse sinew
ok
plush swift
I drink wine and stay up till 8 am, what else would i be? Lol
shell yacht
vampire
obtuse sinew
I mean, those two things are not mutually exclusive
dusk hill
Do you think he has enough tattoos 😂
his right bicep, right shin and lower abdomen are mostly bare outside of scars
therefore no clearly insufficient
plush swift
I have to leave some space for possible conquests during the campaign
dusk hill
true
eventually you run out of skin, unless inb4 his whole backside is currently totally clear
gonna add future tattoos onto his ass
dusk hill
hell yeah
plush swift
He has a funeral/judgment scene on the upper back
edgy cipher
I guess he is lucky his armour didn't fuse with his flesh yet
edgy cipher
Solid choice for a renegade
plush swift
well, he's a renegade, not a chaos worshipper per se
edgy cipher
Its what I wrote
plush swift
yeah i'm just highlighting that
edgy cipher
But renegades don't get the gene-screening loyal marines do
plush swift
yeah
edgy cipher
the CSM are forced to count of Bile for that
Which is why he gets easily access to traitor geneseed + they don't kill him
plush swift
though blood angels afaik have fairly stable geneseed except for the red thirst and black rage
edgy cipher
afaik they don't get much mutations apart from the inerrant flaws
dusk hill
this house is fairly stable, outside of being built on quicksand
plush swift
and he DOES have some issues with the red thirst.
edgy cipher
So as long as the quicksand doesn't fuck it up you have a nice house
Imagine being unlucky and having a soggy house on top of quicksand
dusk hill
i'd date a blood angel tbh
edgy cipher
Ofc you would
dusk hill
sure i'd probs get violently murdered eventually but the pretty twink bf is worth it
edgy cipher
They are described as better looking than most space marines
dusk hill
exactly
edgy cipher
Your chances of being murdered aren't that high
Unless you date a flesh tearer
But at this point its asking for it
dusk hill
if it's like, a marriage for life, i could prooobs have them outlive me before they went murderhobo
unless yeah it's one of the edgy blood angel successors
in which case i'm so dead
however, bf with fangs. it's not an easy decision.
plush swift
i would honestly prefer to be one because i'd feel inadequate around him if i was a regular human
but if i already was a blood angel you can bet i'm not spending the night in my own sarcophagus.
edgy cipher
Transhuman dread and all that
Never feeling really safe around your SO, damn that must be horrible
dusk hill
oh yeah def that is one angle. like, how are u supposed to feel in tune with someone when ur just a dude and they're a modified transhuman weirdo
plush swift
no, i'd feel inadequate because he'd be twice my height.
dusk hill
aren't u also super short
plush swift
i'm depressed, i don't mind if he accidentally breaks my neck and sucks out my blood, but i'd feel bad about that.
dusk hill
i'm happy whenever anyone is taller than me tbh, so i'd love it
given not many people are irl
plush swift
can we just switch
dusk hill
'whereas mine are actually long'
plush swift
lol
edgy cipher
You tall person ?
dusk hill
about 6 feetish
i have a brother who's 6'4 and he's like, the only person i know taller than me
plush swift
also, edgy? yes please. that's meant to be a specific person on the pyre
plush swift
and it literally says 'death to all' underneath
edgy cipher
Depending of where you live it musn't be easy to find taller people
plush swift
like 80% of my friends is 180cm+
i'm 163 and i feel the compulsion to wear platforms with my suit.
edgy cipher
I'm a moth so i'm pretty small aswell
lunar dew
plush swift
guess he has strong opinions on a very particular inquisitor
extremely, a very particular inquisitor is the reason he had to go renegade
dusk hill
the inquisition: fucking everything up for everyone since aprox 31M
plush swift
everyone is fucking it up for everyone and no one will admit it
obtuse sinew
this is really fitting with the way the conversation went, temporarily
plush swift
wanting to fuck blood angels is old news
mephiston can penetrate my mental defences any day
crisp forge
hasty sorrel
idk i just find it funny
me and most of my friends are 6ft or taller
and then some of the people i chat too regularly are like
"oh ye im 5'3" "
edgy cipher
I guess the small people are hiding
proud gorge
5'7 gang
edgy cipher
5'7 gang
obtuse sinew
darn, I'm overwhelmed
edgy cipher
I'll break your kneecaps
obtuse sinew
;-;
lapis tundra
Im 5'7 too
edgy cipher
I see we are starting to gather a small army @proud gorge
obtuse sinew
badum tss
manic quartz
i mean the global average for humans is 5'4 so you guys are above average
dusk hill
the global average is extremely smol
obtuse sinew
well, the average height for European men is apparently 5'10"
manic quartz
i mean to a 6'3 like me? sure, but to the average? pretty tall
edgy cipher
A lot of countries have a small average
lapis tundra
Nvm im actually 5'9 and too retarded to convert cm
obtuse sinew
haha
lapis tundra
😢
obtuse sinew
yeah, I live in an area with a lot of Hispanics, and most of them are shorter than me
hence my surprise
edgy cipher
Same most chinese and mexican students were shorter than me
And I'm already shorter than my country's average
manic quartz
eh, imo it's better. being tall gives you knee and neck pains
edgy cipher
Tall gives you other advantages aswell however
manic quartz
helping wife reach the top shelf is quite the advantage i have to say
edgy cipher
People tend to be more cautious around you and not fool around and you don't get picked on for being short etc
obtuse sinew
manic quartz
People tend to be more cautious around you and not fool around and you don't get...
don't worry, if ur a nerd no matter how tall or big, you get picked on. at least pre highschool
edgy cipher
The number of times people tried to fuck with me because i was small until I realized I was way larger when up close, happened 4 times
Oh no
I'm talking as an adult in the street
Like after going to the pub etc
manic quartz
what you need is a tall friend to have a dynamic duo
edgy cipher
I've had my share of women mocking my height a good number of times in school, and still on some occasions to this day
manic quartz
that's crappy
plush swift
i mean the global average for humans is 5'4 so you guys are above average
i'm... average height.... at least
edgy cipher
I'm pretty ugly aswell so they tend to steer clear anyway
Most people do, which is nice
manic quartz
well now you can use the mask as fashion statement
proud gorge
I see we are starting to gather a small army <@!159521795853123584>
it's a small world
edgy cipher
Sadly the mask doesn't change my physique
plush swift
but i'm by far not average height and size for suit manufacturers
and that hurts my little heart
proud gorge
edgy cipher
my face is ok, its just my body proportions that people don't like
Short on legs, really stocky and large torso/back
obtuse sinew
I was gonna say
awesome
no idea why people wouldn't like you
you seem pretty cool
dusk hill
big hobbit energy
edgy cipher
I'm around 79 kg for 1.71 m with only 21% body fat %
obtuse sinew
big hobbit energy
hey! that better be meant in a nice way
obtuse sinew
I'm around 79 kg for 1.71 m with only 21% body fat %
impressive
manic quartz
wdym hobbits have swagger
dusk hill
in the best way possible
obtuse sinew
I had, like, 10% last I checked, but that's because I am a beanpole
manic quartz
how is that anything but a compliment
dusk hill
hobbits are amazing and desirable
edgy cipher
I do have the feet hair of a hobbit :pepelaugh:
dusk hill
oo f
edgy cipher
Well Italian origins
dusk hill
and absolutely, strong cottagecore aesthetic
edgy cipher
Shoulder, back hair etc
manic quartz
so therefore it's in your blood to make great pasta
edgy cipher
Nothing compared to ym protuguese friend but enough to make people unconfortable if I don't shave
manic quartz
sounds to me like the dating ad is writing itself
edgy cipher
I actually make a killer pasta sauce
dusk hill
wh
obtuse sinew
uncomfortable with back hair? what, are people pulling up your shirt?
obtuse sinew
yeah
edgy cipher
No, its just that the hair is so thick it pokes through the shirt
manic quartz
uncomfortable with back hair? what, are people pulling up your shirt?
depending on the shirt you can see it near the back of the neck
dusk hill
sounds like u just need some thicker shirts
edgy cipher
I have tried
dusk hill
but yeah otherwise it's very easy to shave that stuff anyways, so not a huge issue ig
edgy cipher
sadly those thicker shirts are usually too small for me
dusk hill
oof
edgy cipher
Or then I end up with the too much stomach rule if I go for XL
manic quartz
had a werewolf friend in college. all i can recommend is always go with shirt/t-shirts with collars
if that makes sense
edgy cipher
I'd go for that
manic quartz
not sure what you call that part of the clothing that hides the tie
obtuse sinew
that's a collar, yeah
manic quartz
oh ok good
obtuse sinew
edgy cipher
It's what I usually wear anyway
Because you have arched shirts specifically made for people with large backs but smaller waists
obtuse sinew
ah, neat
edgy cipher
But those are usually pretty thin
plush swift
why don't they make shirts with collars under 40cm
manic quartz
that thing is called yoke. well i'll be damned
edgy cipher
I also don't wear white because its see through
plush swift
undershirt
edgy cipher
Not very unconfortable
I prefer black or bright colors for shirts anyway
White is bland, you cannot keep them for too long else they yellow a little
plush swift
honestly, you shouldn't wear shirts without an undershirt or vest if you want to be proper. i'd say it can be forbidden if you do in summer
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
but usually, especially for formal occasions, definitely wear an undershirt. even with a black or colored shirt
lapis tundra
My taste in shirts is either white or olive green
edgy cipher
Unless you bleach em once in a while
lapis tundra
Im weird
plush swift
black predominantly for me
black tie creative, full black tux with red piping, black shirt, velvet bow tie. that's the shit
obtuse sinew
and it is pretty classic
dusk hill
all of my stuff has to either be black or some kind of warm colour
my usual garb is like. 80% brown and green, yellow and red are also acceptable
plush swift
black only
obtuse sinew
yeah, I have 1 white shirt and 1 gray shirt, otherwise black
plush swift
sometimes a little white or red is acceptable
dusk hill
if i'm not able to be effectively camouflaged by squatting in vegetation then the vibe is off
plush swift
and army green for the great outdoors
dusk hill
usually undershirts aren't even visible so idc that much about them
shirt > top > coat. Maybe two tops if it's really cold
plush swift
undershirt, shirt, sometimes a waistcoat, a jacket or two, a coat, sometimes a scarf on top
plush swift
my body doesn't want to make its own heat
edgy cipher
Im a man of the cold, too many layers is just making you uncomfortably warm
Sounds like your typical vampire
manic quartz
undershirt (optional), shirt/t-shirt. or throw everything out the window and just put a hoodie for me
lapis tundra
I just go for shirt and/or hoodie because the heat is going to kill me otherwise
plush swift
how do you just... keep yourselves warm with your own body heat production
lapis tundra
I have no idea
lapis tundra
And im like 175 cm and weight about 50 kg so there shouldn't be much body heat anyway
plush swift
163cm/56kg
i'm currently wearing a tshirt, a sweater, pants and overalls on top. socks too
my heat is cranked up on 5/6 and i'm just comfortable, not excessively warm
edgy cipher
I'm the kind of guy that makes people cringe because I'll choose to wear shorts when its -2°c outside
plush swift
you're risking arthritis and urinary problems in later age
edgy cipher
It's actually something I did alot in school when I was younger with the pals
obtuse sinew
huh
edgy cipher
I'd be long dead before I run into these issues
obtuse sinew
I'm not so sure about that, but ok
lapis tundra
I'm the kind of guy that makes people cringe because I'll choose to wear shorts ...
I had a dude like that in my class and he was wearing sandals too
plush swift
yeah i have a buddy like that too
edgy cipher
I wouldn't risk the toes
lapis tundra
But he was like super narcissistic and nobody liked him
obtuse sinew
yeah, that's dumb
plush swift
in the meantime, me: warm underpants, riding pants 100% wool, high leather boots, undershirt, turtleneck, big sweater, and a godfuckingdamned navy peacoat
and ushanka
lapis tundra
Jesus
plush swift
idk, have you ever felt you're so cold that your organs and muscles no longer want to work
edgy cipher
Not really
proud gorge
how do you just... keep yourselves warm with your own body heat production
I don't I just live near the equator
plush swift
i used to feel like that every morning i had to walk across a stretch of the city to catch the tram
i had a jacket and all
obtuse sinew
damn
lapis tundra
idk, have you ever felt you're so cold that your organs and muscles no longer wa...
Yikes
edgy cipher
Sounds like a blood circulation issue
lapis tundra
I just start shaking sometimes for no reason at all
plush swift
idk, i don't really have an issue with hands/feet exclusively going cold
though they do go numb relatively easily
lapis tundra
Hands are basically my only problem
Especially if you are doing archery in a forrest during winter for about an hour
edgy cipher
It's because hands are the first things in your body to lose heat
Also why they are usually your coldest appendages
lapis tundra
And you seem to be the only one who feels like losing your fingers any moment
obtuse sinew
temperature sucks
damn planet, being stupid
why can't we be in the olden days of the dinosaurs, with nice warm weather all the time, no seasons, just moderate temperature
plush swift
god yes
lapis tundra
Would love that
obtuse sinew
The Flintstones didn't know how good they had it
plush swift
like usually if i have a good coat my hands are ok. but i literally need a furcoat sometimes
and they're heavy :|
lapis tundra
Expect probably huge ass inscects would start laying eggs inside you
lapis tundra
Ever heard of botflies?
lapis tundra
😦
plush swift
i would not eat that...
proud gorge
I'll eat everyone here
edgy cipher
Try it
plush swift
please eat me. i'm tired of existing
i eat mainly meat and organic food i should be tasty
lapis tundra
Getting killed before getting eaten would be nice too
plush swift
i'm fine with just being tranquillised first
lapis tundra
As long as you dont feel anything its fine i guess
dusk hill
I'll eat everyone here
uwu
edgy cipher
Would be a tall order if it comes to Ratty
proud gorge
dusk hill
make one more pun and i'll choke you
obtuse sinew
good one @edgy cipher. don't listen to Ratty
edgy cipher
You won't stop me
obtuse sinew
make one more pun and i'll choke you
Of course you'd be into choking people~
obtuse sinew
sure, sure
green cave
Wait a sec... Zherlum and Incan are both 5'7 and are considered short?? Dafuq??
dusk hill
anyone shorter than me is a tiny adorable halfling
who i shall give many pets whether they like it or not
dusk hill
a small price to pay for pet
green cave
I cannot belive it, i'm surrounded by tall people
-Mixed Cit.
dusk hill
how small are you
green cave
Shorter than Eisenfaust
edgy cipher
Yup
lapis tundra
Thats possible?
green cave
Ohy, that is going into the book!
dusk hill
pets
edgy cipher
It's because where I come from, its mostly women that are 5'7
plush swift
i have a classmate shorter than me and i keep princess-lifting her
edgy cipher
And heels are common
plush swift
but eg my grandma is a good 5cm shorter than me still
lapis tundra
i once had a teacher who was like
Same lmao
No idea how tall she was but she was smaller than most of us during 5th grade
dusk hill
short people are cute and i love them
green cave
Then how was that the last time you threatened me with a violent blessing?
edgy cipher
I mean you're pretty tall, not liking people smaller than you woudl'nt help socializing
dusk hill
i can love people while still threatening their immediate safety
obtuse sinew
who isn't shorter than you, eh Ratty?
obtuse sinew
yes
plush swift
one of my best friends is 190cm and literally twice my weight...
obtuse sinew
that is true
green cave
Said the 6 feet person
dusk hill
i love taller ppl too but in a less fawning and more 🥺 kind of way
obtuse sinew
6 more than the average for American women
plush swift
around average for men here, but still rather tall for the ladies
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
my ex is like 187? and i could barely reach his head on my tiptoes in boots
dusk hill
good lord
edgy cipher
My neighbours are New Zealands Immigrants
The shortest person of the family is 1.92
It's the mom
dusk hill
,,, what
plush swift
wow
dusk hill
big
obtuse sinew
jeez
plush swift
i knew a belgian guy who was 205cm
if you lost him in some clothes store or sth
you just had to look above the aisles because you could still see the top of his head and his hair
obtuse sinew
wow
obtuse sinew
WHAT
edgy cipher
Yeah right
He did a full one and then stopped
Im sure i can find a picture of him on fb
edgy cipher
I mean he is a mechanical engineer
dusk hill
very smart ogryn
obtuse sinew
WHAT
plush swift
techmarine
obtuse sinew
YOU KNOW A SPACE MARINE
plush swift
thats a techmarine
dusk hill
at that point you don't even need the machines
just get the engineer to run that shit for u
edgy cipher
He actually gave me advices on how to build my first pc and is the one outsourcing the parts I want
Buying them as "corporate utility"
dusk hill
! that's really cool
plush swift
yup. techmarine
edgy cipher
green cave
A good guy too
edgy cipher
I did fix his toilet for free
plush swift
my buddy can lift me like a bag
obtuse sinew
huh
dusk hill
tbh i do wonder about like, the space marine cosplay opportunities for dudes who are that stupid big
plush swift
not that it's a major feat as another buddy once did squats and deadlifts with me
dusk hill
oirfhdgs
obtuse sinew
how'd y'all figure that out?
dusk hill
that's amazing
plush swift
we had no weights in the gym because it was just a regular school gym so he was like
oi faust i'm gonna put you on my shoulders and squat. hold still
i was like mmmkay
obtuse sinew
huh
dusk hill
i'd be very impressed if someone could do that with me tbh
plush swift
the problems started when he then took me off my shoulders and hung me head down
obtuse sinew
ah
dusk hill
and by very impressed i mean i aspire to know someone that strong
plush swift
i mean. i was maybe 58kg at the time, a little heavier than i am now
plush swift
i asked him to
because of the vampire the masquerade larp. i play a deranged doctor, he plays my buddy/bodyguard. he should be able to pick me up and just fuck off with me completely off the floor
obtuse sinew
wow
edgy cipher
Either way I'm actually better friends with his smaller brother that looks like an actual viking
plush swift
i know a dude that has nipple rings in his giant hairy chest, a beard down to the sternum and owns a borat style swimsuit
dusk hill
You know a legend u mean
obtuse sinew
people sure are something
I wonder
if we got your most boring friend
who would they point out as the most wild?
or interesting
or what have you
plush swift
my other best friend makes shoes, curls his mustache and only wears formalwear
obtuse sinew
neat?
plush swift
i'm usually one of the weirdest people other people know
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
so i'm bound to be the weird friend
obtuse sinew
and yet
plush swift
by looks alone
obtuse sinew
I mean, is it weird, or is it just hot?
plush swift
both
plush swift
but he probably comes off as more normal in daily life
obtuse sinew
ah
dusk hill
just gotta make sure ur shirts aren't too tight
that way people can't make out the nipple rings
obtuse sinew
mhmm
plush swift
there are people who are weird sometimes and there are people who are weird 24/7, no toning down
always full throttle
obtuse sinew
that way people can't make out the nipple rings
that would make a family gathering more interesting, for sure
obtuse sinew
there are people who are weird sometimes and there are people who are weird 24/7...
this is true
edgy cipher
i'm usually one of the weirdest people other people know
Heh i'm usually the most basic guy around
I found the nemesis
dusk hill
i wouldn't have the energy to be perpetually weird tbh
obtuse sinew
I'm so normal that I seem weird
edgy cipher
Existing in general is exhausting
obtuse sinew
so, I got that going for me, I guess
lapis tundra
And im usually the most bland and boring person around
dusk hill
nah existing is great
obtuse sinew
yeah!
dusk hill
it's all the other stuff that's exhausting
edgy cipher
Depends
plush swift
i don't have the energy to be normal at all
dusk hill
me? in a physical form? preposterous
plush swift
it takes an extreme amount of energy for me to take off my mass of jewelry
obtuse sinew
like talking to people about stuff you don't wanna talk about, walking through crowds, interacting, having to eat and drink every few hours
dusk hill
ha
obtuse sinew
very tiresome
dusk hill
crowds
plush swift
and i literally feel viscerally uncomfortable in normal clothes
lapis tundra
I love crowds for some reason. Unless somebody talks to you
obtuse sinew
weird
plush swift
i can stand crowds if it's for a reason and i'm there for the same reason, but not if people smell bad
dusk hill
i get tired really, really quickly around big crowds or groups or social gatherings. like, i have aprox a dozen people on the planet i can vibe with without them sapping my energy
obtuse sinew
honestly, same
and I hate crowds where there are so many people that you're constantly touching someone
plush swift
it also depends on the people for me
obtuse sinew
that is the worst of all
plush swift
if it's "my people" it's okay
obtuse sinew
yeah
dusk hill
yea maybe if it's my type i could be chill with it
plush swift
if it's not "my people" then fuckofffuckofffuckoff
fucking normies
fuck off normies
gross
obtuse sinew
"Hey, you hear about that game last night?" daydreams so hard I time travel
dusk hill
moods
gods i hate sports so much lol. Like, it's not a weird haha i'm too good for this u fucking peasants thing
it's just. no. pls stop. i cannot describe to you how much i dont care
plush swift
fuck sports except full contact combat sports
obtuse sinew
that would be cool
dusk hill
what like
plush swift
i'm down to watch two guys dressed as templars go to town on each other and bash each other with huge kite shields in an arena made of sticks and rope
obtuse sinew
but I never really watch em
dusk hill
whacking someone with a quarterstaff kind of stuff
obtuse sinew
oh that, that is also cool
lapis tundra
Yeah armored full contact is pointless
dusk hill
!! okay yeah i can respect that kind of stuff
dusk hill
don't they just like
plush swift
dude will hit you over the head with an axe until you go limp like a tired dick
dusk hill
headass punch eachother and shit
obtuse sinew
dusk hill
half expecting one of them to just yeet the sword
edgy cipher
plush swift
hmb is a goldmine
obtuse sinew
WOAH
dusk hill
i appreciate the other fully armoured knight intervening like bro no stop
obtuse sinew
that kick was good
dusk hill
christ does not approve
obtuse sinew
haha
lapis tundra
There is a weird group of ppl who fight with sharp swords but no protection
obtuse sinew
eh?
dusk hill
we call them suicidal uwu
obtuse sinew
that seems
lapis tundra
And they are literally in my town
obtuse sinew
very dangerous
obtuse sinew
why would they do that?
dusk hill
'but why tho'
plush swift
in hmb and hema you need to have blunt weapons and protection
dusk hill
sparring without protection even with hella blunt or wooden weapons is like
such a shit idea
obtuse sinew
'but why tho'
indeed
edgy cipher
People better not tell me you got no mobility in plate armor after seeing that video
dusk hill
any stick with sufficient force can kill or maim u
don't have to be sharp if it's still an iron bar
obtuse sinew
yeah
edgy cipher
Quatterstaff, despite popular belief is an extremely good weapon
obtuse sinew
wack crunch
lapis tundra
edgy cipher
Depends of the thcikness but the big ones pack a wallop
dusk hill
I wack someone with that very hard and uh yeh
lapis tundra
There you go
dusk hill
murder charges
obtuse sinew
I have a proper quarterstaff
edgy cipher
AAAAAAAAAAH
obtuse sinew
and yeah
edgy cipher
No protection
dusk hill
i- guess they at least have helmets but
edgy cipher
Yeah but the arms
dusk hill
not sure if too much testosterone, too much adrenaline, or both
lapis tundra
They are like super retarded
edgy cipher
Like nah
obtuse sinew
that is far too stupid
edgy cipher
It's like 2 years ago in america where an instructor killed a student with a blunt longsword
lapis tundra
Plus they luckily are pretty bad at it
edgy cipher
A novice even
dusk hill
bleh
obtuse sinew
idiots
lapis tundra
Yeah
dusk hill
fun fact
ideally u should avoid murdering ur students
it's apparently a lofty goal but
edgy cipher
Blade went through the eye socket and directly into the brain
plush swift
stupid larpers
dusk hill
rEal
edgy cipher
With a licenced trainer
plush swift
no i mean the sharp swords bad gear guys
dusk hill
i assume not anymore
edgy cipher
A stupid one but a legal one
obtuse sinew
that is bad
plush swift
and i have a friend who got stabbed under/over the eye into the socket
edgy cipher
Indeed
plush swift
but his eye was undamaged
lapis tundra
Sounds painfull
dusk hill
i have so little idea of why you wouldn't be terrified of using sharp weapons even with protection
like. i'm extremely wary even just using a kitchen knife
dusk hill
if u haven't got the sense of if i make a wrong motion with this i lose a finger then u just have an immortality complex
lapis tundra
I mean wearing full plate armor you can use sharp swords without a problem
obtuse sinew
I have used shit like power saws and whatnot before too
dusk hill
idk even then i'd prefer blunt
obtuse sinew
and those times were ones of constant fear
plush swift
lol
dusk hill
but yea i'd like to keep my body mostly intact
if that's at all possible
fingers are useful for a great many things
obtuse sinew
for sure
plush swift
i like getting hit with a sword, lowkey, but i don't like losing fingers or eyes
a blunt one
through a gambeson or plate
plush swift
just bruising not maiming
dusk hill
sounds like a kink tbh
obtuse sinew
shhh, let Faust enjoy this
plush swift
i got into wh40k through dark eldar. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, RATTY.
obtuse sinew
holding swords is pretty neato feeling, I will say
lapis tundra
Just realized i sent the wrong video. They got another one without shields but with 2 handed swords instead. And lots of blood in the end
Fucking morons
proud gorge
I haven't done any swordplay in years
obtuse sinew
I'd rather not see that, yeah
dusk hill
,, are u a literal musketeer
obtuse sinew
of course he is
plush swift
he 100% is
proud gorge
I actually did fencing when I was younger, yeah
edgy cipher
He looks the part, only need a fancy hat
dusk hill
pesdjgwd
plush swift
i want my own halberd
dusk hill
god bless
obtuse sinew
I wouldn't doubt that Incan could shoot a duck with a musket at a thousand paces
plush swift
and then i can bonk everyone's head
dusk hill
i want a bow
proud gorge
I had short hair and no beard back then
edgy cipher
I used to own a bardiche
plush swift
i could've sold you my bow, ratty
edgy cipher
Until I was told it was illegal
proud gorge
but yeah I've done fencing and archery
obtuse sinew
and then i can bonk everyone's head
which kind of bonk?
dusk hill
what kind of bow was it?
lapis tundra
i want a bow
Bows are fun
plush swift
i sold my english longbow last year
obtuse sinew
Until I was told it was illegal
rough
plush swift
english longbow 40lbs
plush swift
about 150cm in length
dusk hill
It's What My Ancestors Would've Wanted
obtuse sinew
Then my ancestors would've wanted me to kill you, for several reasons
dusk hill
where did urs come from
too bad anyways, i'll have a bow and i already have a big staff
obtuse sinew
I've got an ancestor from the Mayflower, and Welsh/Irish blood in my veins
dusk hill
i am capable of much violence
obtuse sinew
My blood has nothing but rage towards you!
edgy cipher
You got the reach advantage that's for sure
dusk hill
oh if they were irish they'd ABSOLUTELY want me dead
proud gorge
doing things that piss off entire cultures is a very English move
dusk hill
doing things that piss off entire cultures is a very English move
i mean
obtuse sinew
especially with a bow!
obtuse sinew
You could draw back for miles!
obtuse sinew
jeez
dusk hill
i can't think of any
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
apparently my surname is finnish in origin
proud gorge
the English even piss themselves off on the regular
plush swift
which doesn't explain why i'm so averse to the cold but it explains the constant level of low-burning rage in me.
dusk hill
so firstly all of the americas and australia and africa cus duh
plush swift
sometimes high-burning.
dusk hill
colonisation
obtuse sinew
Did the English ever fight the Slavs?
dusk hill
yea i was forgetting about that
obtuse sinew
they have fought or colonized everyone
dusk hill
so yeah all of europe for one reason or another
obtuse sinew
also asia
plush swift
we can have a grudge anyway because they shit on us and handwaved hitler carving at our borders before ww2 with "let him maybe he'll stop eventually"
dusk hill
not sure if we did that much to southeast asia but i might be forgetting smthn, plus still a duh cus we would've been helping the other western empires like france do stuff too
proud gorge
but yeah I find it strange that down here we're like...weirdly chill with the whole "btw we deported all your ancestors away from their families and probably got a good chunk of them killed in the process and then used the survivors for what was effectively slave labour"
dusk hill
appeasement 🧠
proud gorge
like we don't even learn about it as being a bad thing per se
obtuse sinew
yeah that is wonky
dusk hill
i feel there's like. a really weird standard with the horrific history of the british empire
and heck probs most western empires that weren't fascist
proud gorge
we like romanticise it almost
obtuse sinew
yeah
proud gorge
dunno why
dusk hill
people don't really learn about how shit it was yeah
obtuse sinew
oh well that's obvious why
dusk hill
maybe it's just cus the vast majority of those governments are still active today, esp with the UK still being a monarchy
obtuse sinew
gotta keep the image pure
dusk hill
teaching everyone that the country ur expected to love is built on so much genocide is yeah
plush swift
idk, it should not be romanticized but it also was ages ago and the standards of the time were different so crying over it at this point is pointless. be more respectful and learn from it is all
obtuse sinew
Trail of Tears in America? Never heard of it. Genociding the Irish in the Great Potato Famine? Nah, they just couldn't help because reasons
dusk hill
ye true
obtuse sinew
Everything that happened to Africa? Never covered anywhere
dusk hill
not our fault the irish only knew how to grow potatoes
plush swift
the whole standard of cultural tolerance and democracy was not a thing yet
dusk hill
we never did anything bad to the irish.
obtuse sinew
mhm, sure
dusk hill
or the scottish, idk why they went to war with us those few times
proud gorge
we skip straight from "yeah the first aussies were mostly unfairly imprisoned and deported mixed in with serial killers and assaulters" to "honest work surviving in a harsh land"
obtuse sinew
You gotta say, like, sarcasm or something after this
dusk hill
wales doesn't exist that's just western england
obtuse sinew
I nearly said some very inflammatory things
obtuse sinew
we skip straight from "yeah the first aussies were mostly unfairly imprisoned an...
sheesh
what would Ned Kelly have thought of this
proud gorge
we at least acknowledge what we did to the natives was fucking awful
dusk hill
tbh the vast majority of the time with irish stuff it's me getting mad at other ppl being all hell yea ira is cool
plush swift
ratty is english ofc she's dryly sarcastic
obtuse sinew
we at least acknowledge what we did to the natives was fucking awful
that's better than anyone else, so alright
proud gorge
Ned Kelly got the Robin Hood treatment
obtuse sinew
huh
dusk hill
my sense of humour is at least 60% drawn from blackadder
obtuse sinew
wild
dusk hill
i have no issue with this
proud gorge
but like, anti-hero version of Robin Hood
obtuse sinew
He was pretty murder-y, from what I remember
plush swift
look, our national hero is also a highway robber even tho we have way cooler figures, like one of the most successful marshals of austria-hungary
obtuse sinew
the armor was neat, I guess
proud gorge
but a lot of his backstory is sympathetic I guess in that he was legit rekt by corrupt police from a young age
dusk hill
idk what kinds of like. big national english heroes there even are
obtuse sinew
yeah
dusk hill
ones that aren't myth anyways
proud gorge
and he did some stuff that was sort Robin Hood-esque in the sense of like, giving back and such
obtuse sinew
King Arthur was real, but he was Welsh and fought the Anglo-Saxans
dusk hill
i feel i should probs know these things
obtuse sinew
Robin Hood was a highwayman who fought the church, but he was also bad and murdered civilians and whatnot
dusk hill
I understand that the general consensus with arthur is that he's kinda a frankenstein of, most probably, a number of diff military leaders from that general period
proud gorge
Chopper Read is the same way, man was straight up psychopathic
obtuse sinew
I mean
dusk hill
add in several centuries of myth and storytelling and congrats u have king arthur
dusk hill
i can support fighting the church tho
obtuse sinew
Who can't?
plush swift
our other national heroes are byzantine monks and a king from 800 AD
dusk hill
probably the church
obtuse sinew
yep
dusk hill
remember kids
christ says to tolerate others, even if they disagree with u
unless they're catholic.
kill the catholic.
obtuse sinew
"I wanna divorce." "No." Church of England
proud gorge
30 years war 
dusk hill
henry VIII is such a vibe
obtuse sinew
chonk
dusk hill
like, was he a good person? no but i can respect the hustle
obtuse sinew
that's one way of lookin at it
obtuse sinew
and it was for stupid reasons
obtuse sinew
he wanted a son, but determining the gender is based upon the giver, not the receiver
he didn't know, sure
but surely he could've considered that after, like, the third
plush swift
maria theresa i respect more. husband dies and she wears black for the rest of her life, BUT severely modernises the empire as she was the one doing the decisions and work and the king was more of a nice court decoration
obtuse sinew
that's neat
dusk hill
tbh i feel the rest of europe has some way cooler monarchs in general
proud gorge
I want to be a nice court decoration one day
dusk hill
for as much as i only know 90% of them from civ 5
plush swift
you're probably right
dusk hill
you'd be a very nice decoration
obtuse sinew
who was the king that had a Bible translation made so that the Church would stop hounding him about him being gay?
King James was it?
dusk hill
historical gays give me life
plush swift
Maximilian I started the whole landsknecht deal and had the most baller armors ever, plus he acknowledged that his nose is huge and was not ashamed of it and that takes massive balls
proud gorge
noses are merely an extension of raw power
obtuse sinew
why do you think Romans liked hooked noses?
plush swift
and Rudolf i don't know which Habsburg just moved the whole court to prague because he wanted to and had a zoo and collected shit. he was a shit monarch but he lived his life without shame
dusk hill
pudgy nose gang
obtuse sinew
there was also the guy who made the palace in Versailles
the one who thought he was the sun or whatever
and made it from a hunting lodge
plush swift
why do you think Romans liked hooked noses?
idk but i would've been an icon in rome
obtuse sinew
and forced people to go to it
plush swift
louis XIV
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
he didn't
dusk hill
ever just wonder how monarchy is such a nonsensical and ridiculous system
obtuse sinew
well, he had his bedroom situated so that they sun was directly at him
in the morning
plush swift
but he was called 'the sun' and for one performance he had himself painted gold
obtuse sinew
thanks for clearing that up Faust
proud gorge
🌞
dusk hill
ur my sun
obtuse sinew
thanks
dusk hill
ur very distant and i don't like looking at u
plush swift
tbh, all political systems are nonsensical. isn't democracy nonsensical too? at least a monarch is raised from childhood to assume responsibility and thus educated in geopolitics, politology, history etc and has a skillset geared towards decision making in charge of a country
obtuse sinew
yeah, lots of things are weird
dusk hill
i once knew an internet person who was like
plush swift
democracy be like
edgy cipher
Someone talking about the Sun King ?
obtuse sinew
plus, we aren't even a proper democracy here in America. our whole thing was supposed to be that only Rich White Men voted good
proud gorge
people really do be horny for the queen
plush swift
you can choose between a cobbler, a "lawyer" with a fake diploma, a TV star and a "businessman"
plush swift
at this point in our politics i want franz joseph back
dusk hill
well yea that's a common trend. more universal ish voting rights is a way more recent thing in like, the modern ish democracy stuff
plush swift
literally these guys are 90% retards
dusk hill
before then u gotta own land to vote
plush swift
we have literal nazis and stalinists in the parliament. not to speak of thieves and academic thieves and corrupt monkeys
obtuse sinew
they are worse, they are all charlatans
dusk hill
politics is a joke and i'm scared of the future uwu
i do wonder how stalinists ended up there
obtuse sinew
before then u gotta own land to vote
and America had some real stupid shit because some idiots decided that they wouldn't follow Lincoln's whole badass plan
dusk hill
like. okay nazis is one thing fascists are everywhere nowadays but
obtuse sinew
everywhere, and they are far too good at convincing people of their stupid awful shit
dusk hill
more like ppl are far too tolerant of them
obtuse sinew
it's why the only way to really beat them is ridicule
dusk hill
the fash themselves are so incompetent
edgy cipher
I mean, keep in mind, current politics etc still have blood ties with the old nobility
edgy cipher
Especially in the Old World
dusk hill
remember, u have to tolerate fascists and let them speak
plush swift
i do wonder how stalinists ended up there
no special way there are communist leftover trashmen in our politics since the 90s
obtuse sinew
FUCKING STUPID MORONS
dusk hill
no special way there are communist leftover trashmen in our politics since the 9...
yike
edgy cipher
Ah, politics
obtuse sinew
Honestly, our current "left" are only left compared to our right, who are literal fascists 99% of the time
plush swift
since we stopped being a communist state that is
dusk hill
the USAs whole political axis is shifted drastically to the authoritarian right
obtuse sinew
yeah
proud gorge
we should just run the planet like a discord server 
dusk hill
to the extent that like. idk if it's wholly reasonable to call much of the GOP conservatives at this point
obtuse sinew
thanks to Reagan, the fucker
dusk hill
reagans grave is a gender neutral bathroom
obtuse sinew
to the extent that like. idk if it's wholly reasonable to call much of the GOP c...
all*
dusk hill
same as maggies
obtuse sinew
haha
edgy cipher
I mean all the presidents have been a shade of Auth right
obtuse sinew
absolutely
edgy cipher
Especially from an european point of view
obtuse sinew
oh sure, but Reagan was the worst
dusk hill
auth?
plush swift
i'm right-leaning but reagan's is a face shaped like a receptacle for a shoe.
obtuse sinew
he's the entire reason we're so fucked
dusk hill
oh authoritarian
edgy cipher
I'm suppsoed to be the arch enemy of the brit
dusk hill
^
proud gorge
and no one knows what any of it means
dusk hill
headass
edgy cipher
Why should I know their language
plush swift
then again the only authoritarians i respect were all like, dead by 1950.
plush swift
some of them by 500 years.
proud gorge
radically boring
obtuse sinew
ignored AIDs, ruined inner city communities, brought us into a bunch of shit, and created the entire anti-union sentiments, alongside giving companies far too much power that will never be taken from them
proud gorge
as a radical liberal I want things to stay the way they are but radical
obtuse sinew
haha
plush swift
as i said before: anarchomonarchism.
i'll be king, and you are all invited to ignore me except when i'm on parade
proud gorge
wait
proud gorge
will there be food?
plush swift
sure if you plant and make it yourself?
dusk hill
at this point i've lost the ability to identify like. if someone is lambasting liberals i'm not sure if they're a fascist complaining about how they're not willing to gas the minorities or if they're a communist complaining about how they're maintaining a capitalistic status quo
proud gorge
well I'm sold
dusk hill
it's really disorienting
edgy cipher
Imagine actually caring about where you are on the political compass
obtuse sinew
yeah
plush swift
like, food, clothes, houses, anything, idc where you get it from
obtuse sinew
political system based on the enjoying and sharing of meals
I mean, that's basically any form of anarchism, so
plant gardens, make food, make a community like family
proud gorge
I actually used to be right wing and I do not miss it at all 
edgy cipher
I mean if cooking my famous tomato sauce creates World peace
plush swift
i want a wineyard and a tiger tank painted solid gold and i won't interfere in your life with anything like "taxes" or "censorship" or "military intervention" further
dusk hill
i think hella ppl like, got roped into weird right wing stuff when they were younger
it's such a common trend
obtuse sinew
I wonder what will happen once we start sending out really long space missions
proud gorge
eh I was just very angry
dusk hill
i have a friend who was like. lowkey nazi as a kid cus of the internet. then she mellowed out and kinda just oh man i was projecting so hard
obtuse sinew
My parents were in it and only listened to it, so I had no other perspectives
edgy cipher
I think kids are easily ropped into politics
obtuse sinew
I just went on tumblr and learned that most of the shit I was told was either a lie, twisted, or just didn't say the whole truth
elfin yew
Who guides you
edgy cipher
I've known as much nazi kids as commies kids
dusk hill
Ye i think the trend is highkey on account of the internet
edgy cipher
Most likely
dusk hill
v easy for a super naive kid to get kinda immersed in stuff
dusk hill
hey leave my gamers alone
elfin yew
Gamer political party
elfin yew
So gamers then
dusk hill
fascist gamers fuck off