#40k-minis-and-armies

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lunar dew
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hm yes i’m going to post cartels peeling a mans face off with a rusty box cutter because i find it very funny to cause other people significant discomfort and potentially traumatising them.

plush swift
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i mean, if you are a sadist

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then that would be an unironic statement yes

dusk hill
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hey you can be a sadist without violating people's boundaries

plush swift
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yes

lunar dew
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oh i know

plush swift
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i engage mainly in consensual whipping

lunar dew
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i know

dusk hill
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mainly

lunar dew
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good taste

plush swift
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well one guy ran

dusk hill
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should've ran faster

lunar dew
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get a longer whip

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dummy

dusk hill
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girthier whip?

lunar dew
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chain

plush swift
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the problem was mainly that his terror was so hilarious, i kept laughing and that was slowing me down.

plush swift
# lunar dew chain

chains are also effective for whipping, but they are harder to swing with accuracy

lunar dew
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i prefer rough neck bites personally. whipping is too sharp of a pain for me.

plush swift
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why not both

lunar dew
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i find whipping somewhat unpleasant but take great satisfaction from being bitten on the neck. simple.

plush swift
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it depends where. don't whip the kidneys lul

hoary ermine
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i leave, and i come back to this

proud gorge
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what

lunar dew
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correct

hoary ermine
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cant say im dissapointed

plush swift
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a perfectly civil conversation we're having

lunar dew
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g o o d

hoary ermine
lunar dew
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no slaansh corruption here!

hoary ermine
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Good

lunar dew
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= )

proud gorge
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I uh

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carry on, I guess

plush swift
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incan you uh

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want to join?

lunar dew
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thank you officer

crisp forge
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Says Incan, with his seductive fencer emoji

hoary ermine
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Whips are unique

plush swift
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whip in one hand sword in the other, cause why not

lunar dew
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says you with your hot elf girl pfp

hoary ermine
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if they get out of their restraints, how will you coax them back in

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The sword.

edgy cipher
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Hello there

proud gorge
plush swift
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they should be incentivized to stay in their restraints by fear

plush swift
proud gorge
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whip

lunar dew
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if you’re gonna duel wield then use a shield and sword or a parrying dagger. two longer weapons that can easily hit eachother when they aren’t meant to is silly.

plush swift
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the whip isn't for fighting

hoary ermine
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But what if you bite them in the blade

proud gorge
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I assumed we were not talking about fighting

lunar dew
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oof ouch owie my sword ow

plush swift
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and i'm more about two-handers anyway

lunar dew
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fighting and fucking what’s the difference

plush swift
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whether i'm dressed mostly

proud gorge
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lmao

plush swift
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*how much i'm dressed

hoary ermine
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Yeah that sounds logical

lunar dew
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gladiators only had some parts of their body armored

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a lot of bare skin

plush swift
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the hessian riding boots stay ON during sex

hoary ermine
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who doesnt want to see two strong men beating eachother up

edgy cipher
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I mean, those gladiators even were sponsorded by products

hoary ermine
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True

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i do mean they wore little armor because they did show and games

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and.. death

edgy cipher
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Sometimes, I recon most of them were actually left alive

lunar dew
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i prefer feminine people personally. i care little for the gender, as long as they look girly/androgynous.

hoary ermine
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i dont mind either, i do prefer the fitter side tho

edgy cipher
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Especially when some gladiators are highly trained people that cost money

lunar dew
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well they were also slaves

hoary ermine
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Theres a lot of written records of gladiator outcomes

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well, those that exist

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They show a fairly even distribute of death and alive

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Of course, people wanted things one day and another

plush swift
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i have my preferences overall

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don't care if male or female tho

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ass is ass

hoary ermine
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^

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Ass is nice

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Faces too, general aesthetics

plush swift
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yep

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and hair

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if it's nice

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and like, most people have thighs too

lunar dew
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i prefer little to no body hair personally.

hoary ermine
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Yes

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Body hair is like, dependant on the person for me

plush swift
lunar dew
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aye

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don’t care if it’s short

plush swift
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head hair has to be long enough to be grabbed for me

hoary ermine
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👀

lunar dew
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o h m y

plush swift
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buzz cuts and bald head are just a super big no go

hoary ermine
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hah

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i just have the sides of my head shaved

plush swift
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buzzed for me

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i have an undercut

hoary ermine
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But thats because i pursue a uh, older hairstyle

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ah yeah

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Piercings are kinda neat too tbh

plush swift
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i like to look like a 1920s heartbreaker but with my sleep schedule that requires a lot of touching up.

lunar dew
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used to have one side of my head shaved. now i’m growing it back out so it can match the rest of my gorgeous flowing hair.

elfin yew
lunar dew
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goes down to about my w- OH NO

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FUCK

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NOOOOO

plush swift
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i used to have like

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conrad curze hair.

hoary ermine
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Yeah you showed

plush swift
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yep

lunar dew
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you mean mental patient hair?

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also @elfin yew you will never contain the horny.

plush swift
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i thought mental patients showered

lunar dew
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depends

plush swift
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i mean that's why i cut it washing it was not time manageable for me

lunar dew
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if you’re as mentally ill as curze then you will be in a straight jacket

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so you can’t wash your hair anyway

hoary ermine
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i have my hair in a faux mohawk for... reasons

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But no actual mohawk, just the shave

lunar dew
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takin the slayer oath

plush swift
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i was in high school i had even less of a tangential grip on my sanity than now

hoary ermine
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yeah high school is a fucky

edgy cipher
lunar dew
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PENIS

dusk hill
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wh

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why

edgy cipher
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Penis ?

lunar dew
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horby

plush swift
elfin yew
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Tacticsl umgak strikes will be used as neccesary to stem the tide

edgy cipher
hoary ermine
lunar dew
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OWOSOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO OW

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OUCH

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OWIE

plush swift
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once i didn't brush my hair for 2 months 🙃 had to cut a chunk out

hoary ermine
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Oh thats... well then

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dang

dusk hill
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remotely impressive tbh

lunar dew
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that’s... DREADful

dusk hill
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die

lunar dew
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HHHHHAAAA

dusk hill
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die harder.

lunar dew
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my beardie will be sad

edgy cipher
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Yeah that's what I was going to say, sounds like what people with dreads do

lunar dew
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do you want my beautiful baby boy to be sad?

hoary ermine
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i just shaved

lunar dew
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sad little lizard

edgy cipher
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Which is fine, unless when they don't use deodorant

plush swift
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i mean it didn't get so bad as to look like dreads because i kept it tied

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oh noooo

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hugo boss on this bitch

hoary ermine
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Yeah dreads are... a wholly different thing

plush swift
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or lanvin

lunar dew
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if they wash it then that’s fine. as long as it’s maintained well then sure go ahead. it’s still not that clean but it’s better than being truly gross

plush swift
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chanel for evening occasions

hoary ermine
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Yeah arent dreads supposed to be kept unwashed?

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like only water cleaned to get gunk out?

lunar dew
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nah you can wash with stuff. you just can’t brush or cut

hoary ermine
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Ooh okay

plush swift
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doesn't it depend on your hair type too

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like if your dreads are "artificial" from straight, smooth hair

lunar dew
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you can use beads to separate the strands and stuff but no brushing.

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i couldn’t deal with having such lumpy hair

plush swift
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same

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and i don't want to have long hair anymore

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it's just too high maintenance for hats, for coats, for sleep, sports

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plus dreads are like the literal opposite of my aesthetic

hoary ermine
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My sister doesnt want to cut her hair, she wants to keep it long, but its thick and curly

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So guess what it does

lunar dew
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put green stuff in it

plush swift
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that's evil

hoary ermine
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LOL

lunar dew
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i know

plush swift
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also, curly hair just gets curlier if you cut it so

hoary ermine
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i have something better if i want to ruin it

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Castable flex resin

edgy cipher
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Good ol chewing gum is also a way less expensive option

hoary ermine
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nah you see, cewing gum can be cleared out with chemicals

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That resin hardens and seals the hair, and its cheap

hoary ermine
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but she wants it just as long as she has it rn

plush swift
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aah

hoary ermine
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So....

plush swift
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hm

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no idea

hoary ermine
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She needs to have it at her ankles if she wants to keep it

plush swift
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i also dye mine white, which is as aggressive as it gets even with blond hair

hoary ermine
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yeah

plush swift
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so i'm physically unable to get it too long

hoary ermine
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its pretty much the same as bleaching iirc

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?

plush swift
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well it's bleaching + dye

hoary ermine
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ah

plush swift
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any bright or pastel colors are like that

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you have to bleach the hair first for the color to catch on

hoary ermine
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Ah alright, im lucky cause the only color i want back in my hair is the red

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Considering i have ginger hair

plush swift
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my natural is blond

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so bleaching to white is viable at least

hoary ermine
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Ah yeah, bright to bright

plush swift
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it's still hell to maintain but i love the look of it

hoary ermine
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If it makes you happy, thats perfect, its what i keep noting whenever my friends want to change something

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long as it doesnt damage or hurt your capabilities for anything

plush swift
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nah it's just hair

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if it looks extra bad i can always just slick it back

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i'll look like an asshole but idc

hoary ermine
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Yeah thats hair

plush swift
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...was that a pun

hoary ermine
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Maybe

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not on purpose

visual bolt
sly wraith
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5/7

dusk hill
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!!! oh shit that's good, really well done proportions and i like the design

visual bolt
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no lines or colors yet my apologies

sly wraith
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perfect

dusk hill
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the cap e

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i'm saying 9/10. i also appreciate the helmet

visual bolt
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thank u thank u

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its my take on a warlock

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less ugly than some of the canon designs

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more, what would you say, practical

trim hemlock
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It lacks that palpable feel of superiority though

hoary ermine
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definitely would date

visual bolt
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ty ty

dusk hill
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idk they still look like they think they're superior

visual bolt
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oh she does trust me

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monkeigh is her gentlest of slurs

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@elfin yew isnt that right

elfin yew
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yes

dusk hill
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i'm honestly just imagining her accessing imperial vox channels specifically to find the human slurs that will hit the hardest rn

visual bolt
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@elfin yew accurate?

dusk hill
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i have lived 50 human lifetimes and i know at least seven racial slurs for every one of your planetary demographics

elfin yew
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correct.

dusk hill
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slightly inconvenience me and i will reveal them all

visual bolt
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delightful

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she is also the guardian to my farseer character

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who i will graciously post for everyone to take delight in

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this is a commission btw

dusk hill
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! yea i remember that one

hoary ermine
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Firbolg?

dusk hill
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s t a r e y e s

hoary ermine
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Oh sorry

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Farseer

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Nice

visual bolt
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thank u

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once again

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redesigned from canon

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to make less offensive to the eyes

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JKDFSHGJG

hoary ermine
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Id like to get a humanoid for 40k stuff

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but im stuck between getting a firbolg and a human tbh

edgy cipher
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That eldar art is really good

dusk hill
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tbh i don't mind the canon farseer design

edgy cipher
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Even minimalistic like that it works fine

dusk hill
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one of the few i remotely like

visual bolt
edgy cipher
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I mean

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My first faction was an eldar killteam

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They have a soft spot

dusk hill
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owo

hoary ermine
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id love for eldar to have more updated models

visual bolt
edgy cipher
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That was before i read the lore

visual bolt
edgy cipher
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They looked neat

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Then I read the eldar lore

visual bolt
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thats why i dont read the lore

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its

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bad

edgy cipher
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Then I realized they spawned Slaneesh

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And that's a big yike for me

visual bolt
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the craftworlds that are left didnt, they left b4 slaanesh was spawned bc they saw what was coming and rejected their foolish kin's way of life

dusk hill
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ye. The whole vibe being that the surviving eldar today are either the descendants of small fringe subfactions that rejected the whole murder orgy philosophy *before the murder orgy god exploded the galaxy, or the few surviving murder orgy sex offenders currently squatting in some highways

visual bolt
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interesting that the ones who chose the right path get shafted 100% of the time

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its almost like james workshop is trying to tell us something

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perhaps we should all be murder orgy sex offenders who squat on highways

hoary ermine
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be imperium

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armor up

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be gay

visual bolt
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perhaps that is the right way

hoary ermine
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Make titanic butch men

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large dance club

visual bolt
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put tiddies on em or no deal

hoary ermine
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give me daddy marines damnit

elfin yew
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Squatting on highways is the way

dusk hill
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This is correct.

plush swift
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the proportions here are very human

visual bolt
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elongate? elongate this dick

proud gorge
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elongate me daddy

plush swift
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okay i'm getting the rack

visual bolt
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of course

proud gorge
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yo

visual bolt
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anything for you

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@proud gorge change ur name to submissive warden

hoary ermine
plush swift
hoary ermine
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Well remove the spike rollers, we only want to make him longer

plush swift
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did i say i only want to make them longer?

hoary ermine
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My excuses

plush swift
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i mean, excuse you? assumptions like this?

visual bolt
plush swift
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this is my fucking dungeon

hoary ermine
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Well fuck

plush swift
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i love long legs on elves

hoary ermine
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Elves need to unveil themselves already

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get humanity to stop being dumb

plush swift
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eain's whole design revolves around the fact he has legs that make cardinals want to sin

dusk hill
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idk have you seen humanity

elfin yew
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Yeah humanity do be kinda headass

hoary ermine
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Showing calf?

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mein gott

plush swift
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that's a guy

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he can show as much calf as he wants

hoary ermine
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im aware

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but why would you show calf

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show thigh

dusk hill
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calves creep me out tbh

visual bolt
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also i know we need not delve into my personal theory craft but i see elves as more closely related to giants than anything. a subspecies, perhaps. gigantism resulting in larger everything, but relatively similar proportions...

plus ill be honest it just really doesnt look good in my artstyle...

plush swift
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no no

edgy cipher
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Yeah those are big calves

dusk hill
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big calves are like.

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no

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stop that

plush swift
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the thighs are like, the thighs are private. you get a peek and it's like exclusive. he'll hike his waffenrock up for you a little bit and wink like the slut he is and it won't be an everyday occasion.

hoary ermine
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Jezus Eisenfaust

plush swift
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there is no jesus where we're going

hoary ermine
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Very well then

dusk hill
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if there is a jesus he's absolutely wearing stockings

hoary ermine
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do i have a ticket?

plush swift
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get on bitches

hoary ermine
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okidoki

plush swift
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i mean, appropriately since this is the single hornier character in all my stories

dusk hill
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they look like it tbh

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big fuckboy energy

hoary ermine
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Yeah

plush swift
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massive

dusk hill
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owo

hoary ermine
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I like your artstyle tho

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like, it reminds me of something

plush swift
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massive LIKE THIS DICK

hoary ermine
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very angled art-

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SIGH

dusk hill
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thank u

plush swift
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hmm

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do you watch like old anime and shit

hoary ermine
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I watched some yeah

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it obviously has some jojo vibes because of the face but

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its something in the back of my mind and i cant name it

plush swift
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modern or not

hoary ermine
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no definitely not modern, its from something i saw a while back

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like a long time

plush swift
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i take some inspiration from eg vampire hunter d

hoary ermine
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Huh

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Might be that

plush swift
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fuckboy mcleg

hoary ermine
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Lol

proud gorge
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also I maintain that I am, in fact, a switch :^)

plush swift
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then they get totally wrecked 🙃

hoary ermine
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the discords are better if the admins are this chill tbh

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also the fact that this is technically a 16+ thing so

plush swift
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isn't it R-rated

proud gorge
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dunno

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but in any case it's definitely not for kids

plush swift
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yeah

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anyway 16yros be having actual sex so us talking about it a little not in explicit terms aint gonna hurt anyone

proud gorge
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plus teens probably shouldn't be in large discords to begin with anyway tbh

hoary ermine
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^

proud gorge
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it's dangerous out here

hoary ermine
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Its so easy to recognize them as well

plush swift
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yup

proud gorge
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like I'm a 24 year old guy and I've still had moments where I'm like "wait...am I actually safe in here?"

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and the answer ended up being no

dusk hill
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"it broke"

plush swift
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at this point i'm not in any discords except official ones, or ones with ppl from real life maybe with the exception of squirrel squad being kinda semi official

hoary ermine
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hell i did digital security and server safety

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im getting really irked by some social media apps

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let alone groups

proud gorge
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but yeah regardless when it comes to the servers I moderate I like to encourage a culture where people feel comfy to talk about things

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but also where they won't feel put out

plush swift
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and like, photos? of my face? the ones i post on instagram and shit?

sly wraith
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i hate culture

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and talking about things

hoary ermine
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^

sly wraith
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what a horrible place this turned out to be

proud gorge
edgy cipher
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I'm here to talk about 40k god damnit

hoary ermine
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welcome

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40k is quite some k's isnt it?

proud gorge
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but yeah I want this place to be chill and safe

plush swift
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the ones that are 100% sfw, display nothing conflicting and can be found elsewhere online? i don't see much of a harm in posting them

trim hemlock
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Barely anyone I know irl is into 40K so this server is a godsend

hoary ermine
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yah its like, my friends that play 40k all live in the next town over lol

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and thats a 30 minute train trip

proud gorge
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obvs there are times in this server where I've had to step in but those instances seem to be fewer and fewer now that the server has had time to settle

plush swift
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whipping is not nsfw

hoary ermine
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and i agree, Eisenfaust, i feel like social media are becoming a burden more e very day

visual bolt
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ive never seen one of them lol

sly wraith
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i think i have only seen the once

plush swift
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you can whip ppl fully clothed

hoary ermine
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Yes

proud gorge
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that'll change as FS makes more progress on the game but at least the active members and established culture is healthy imo

hoary ermine
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Seems like it tbh

plush swift
sly wraith
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this is incan most of the time

hoary ermine
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Social media are interaction platforms for data collection to create advertisement collective packs

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Which, i dont participate in really

proud gorge
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I mean as long as no one is breaking rules

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idm

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and the rules are pretty basic so

visual bolt
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but submissive warden is a step too far eh?

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i respect the verse warden however

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no worries

edgy cipher
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Meanwhile me analyzing social media data so I can sell you more stuff

proud gorge
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well someone joins the serve and the first thing they see "subby mod" idk LUL

dusk hill
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tbh there's like, semi a difference between what's going on in chat and like- yeah that

plush swift
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idk man advertising is kinda wasted on me

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like

dusk hill
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plus tbh i'd not trust that i wouldn't get weird messages if i put that in my name

plush swift
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if i want shit i will find it even if you dont advertise it on me and i have very specific tastes and preferences

hoary ermine
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pretty much the same

proud gorge
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Ratty watty uwu

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totally won't invite strange dms

dusk hill
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Fight or flight response: activated

plush swift
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like i basically only buy 1. art supplies i need, 2. cosmetics, and 3. clothes and jewelry

hoary ermine
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i fuck with advert things just on purpose

plush swift
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i also have adblock on

dusk hill
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at this point i've given up with the whole like, oh no but my data D: thing

hoary ermine
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kinda tired of youtube recommending me political shit when i block it manually

dusk hill
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just have my data

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all the company's

plush swift
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now my ads will be wack bc of search history for class

edgy cipher
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I mean, your data is anonymous in most countries unless you live in America or China anyway

hoary ermine
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Its not, really

dusk hill
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Yeah it's highkey not

hoary ermine
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Data packages are sold from company to companyt

proud gorge
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pillage my data 😩

edgy cipher
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I know its a big pet peeve in my work where the superios always tell me to be careful bout those

hoary ermine
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One of the first things you learn is that companies that buy data packs also sell them

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Why waste data packs?

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You have them, sell them yourself!

dusk hill
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actually like. ensuring a significant proportion of ur data isn't being messed with is a very obtrusively strenuous thing

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i barely have the energy to eat

proud gorge
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I mean anyone who is like "I'm very sensitive about staying anonymous and protecting my data" whilst having any given social media is a bit of a memelord to begin with tbh

dusk hill
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if bezos wants to know what my hobbies are then so be it, maybe i'll be courted with art supplies by some entrepreneur

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i'll take it

dusk hill
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and ye

proud gorge
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"good luck, I'm hidden behind 7 VPNs"

elfin yew
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Im gonma hot glue hair to the Bezos head

hoary ermine
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VPN's work, but not the free ones

dusk hill
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Hot bezos?

elfin yew
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no

dusk hill
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,,, then what is the purpose

proud gorge
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hot glue on his cranium

elfin yew
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bald people have a 90% chance of being villains

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and that

plush swift
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idk man what do you even fucking wanna do with my data. i'm more interested in employers and public figures not seeing the shit i say at random at 4am which is why ppl making text posts and statuses on sites like twitter baffle me

dusk hill
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but he literally is a villain

hoary ermine
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Free VPN"s work about half

dusk hill
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it fits him well

hoary ermine
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Free VPN's still sell data

sly wraith
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so am i slowly going up in my % of villian?

elfin yew
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maybe the hair would make him not evil

hoary ermine
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NO application is free

elfin yew
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If I was bald I'd be evil too

dusk hill
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idk i assume bezos had hair at some point in his life

hoary ermine
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if they dont have a built in subscription or trial time, theyre harvesting data

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stuff like games are different obv

plush swift
#

all the traitor primarchs except fulgrim were bald remember?

proud gorge
#

I'm ok with my federal police skimming my data one day and being like "holy shit his spotify fucking slaps"

dusk hill
#

i don't open myself up to bad online attention

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

Online data is so much more than browsing etc

#

Remember that its also locations

proud gorge
#

eh I'm on the Gold Coast

plush swift
#

so, my house... my house... my uni... kaufland... my house?

hoary ermine
#

You wouldnt toss online that you go to work every thursday an hour later, or that youre going to the hairdressers rn

trim hemlock
#

Jokes on you data companies, I don't go anywhere!

hoary ermine
#

thing is

#

People say that theyve got nothing to hide so they dont mind heavier surveilance

#

but trust me, you do

elfin yew
#

I will now throw my phone into the ocean and walk into the desert

plush swift
#

i mind surveillance. i mind surveillance a lot!

elfin yew
#

towards rhe sun

hoary ermine
#

You really dont want stuff like an overhang on your systems

plush swift
#

but what exactly can you do without like

#

going absolutely wack cutting yourself off

hoary ermine
#

Some minor mods

plush swift
#

this is not a tech problem. this is an establishment problem

hoary ermine
#

always manually adjust your stuff to not have location on

plush swift
#

this is a fucking establishment problem.

hoary ermine
#

It is

proud gorge
#

well there's a big difference between being completely exposed, being completely safe and being in a decent spot inbetween

plush swift
#

as i always say

#

defenestration...

edgy cipher
#

That's how they did it back in the old days

plush swift
#

anti-state. pro-window tossing

dusk hill
#

aaaand we've arrived at violent revolution

proud gorge
#

anyway I like how we somehow got here after I said maybe it's best I don't change my name to Subby Warden owo

hoary ermine
#

lets fucking GOOOOOO

dusk hill
#

it's the natural progression of these discussions

hoary ermine
#

i assign Eisenfaust as main negotiator

plush swift
#

you mean main window tosser

hoary ermine
#

do what you want to do with their negotiations

dusk hill
proud gorge
#

yeah but

#

switch

plush swift
dusk hill
#

true doms hide behind seven proxies

hoary ermine
#

True doms expose their data

#

and wrap it in spiky leather

dusk hill
#

imagining like

#

a leather collar over an external hard drive rn

proud gorge
#

LOL

hoary ermine
#

SPIKY

#

leather collar

sly wraith
#

my modem is a top

proud gorge
#

service top

plush swift
#

sometimes i wonder if its safe to post my face on discord then i remember there are ppl who post their anus on patreon

dusk hill
#

oh absolutely

elfin yew
#

Drukhari capturing servitor vibes

hoary ermine
#

Theres belle delphine

plush swift
#

hold up

proud gorge
#

so that's how I make money on patreon pepeGlassesThink

hoary ermine
#

who posted an image of herself in a bathtub filled with doritos and mountain dew

edgy cipher
#

People talking about violent revolutions, hello

dusk hill
#

hey to be fair nudes can be quite anonymous

#

one butt looks quite like another

hoary ermine
#

hah

edgy cipher
#

Some faces even look like butts in some cases

hoary ermine
#

Facts

#

i should go to bed

dusk hill
#

same

plush swift
dusk hill
#

especially given i'm wide eyed on caffeine and in full fear mode

#

oisdsdo

hoary ermine
#

GODDAMNIT

dusk hill
#

i approve

hoary ermine
#

okay thats it

#

im chaining up my work flash drive

plush swift
#

that's how an archon sets up their servers

hoary ermine
#

pretty bad archon

#

clearly hasnt ever realized that those drives need to be cleared for airflow

plush swift
#

you've been a bad little hard drive, very laggy

dusk hill
#

individual lil spiked collars on every single cable connecting to a switch

hoary ermine
#

Mhhh i dont like this

#

keep that away from my servers, until im an archaeologist tho

dusk hill
#

Coward

plush swift
#

im gonna give them both spiky collars and little badges

hoary ermine
#

sigh

plush swift
#

i gotta keep up the military goth theme

#

i want to hang up halberds and rifles instead of buying a tv

hoary ermine
#

Thats a bad tank?

#

wrench slap?

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

You dont save stuff on a laggy drive wth

#

Youre torturing me more than the drive im ngl

edgy cipher
plush swift
#

"i wanna ride you" but then you get this to wear

hoary ermine
#

w-

#

well okay

dusk hill
#

wh

#

i'm so confused.

hoary ermine
#

Goddamnit incan

plush swift
#

sigh

#

no one ever gets my niche jokes

hoary ermine
#

Sad times

#

but you can explain them

dusk hill
#

You absolutely should not.

#

it's better this way

sly wraith
#

either that or its so cleverly ran, we dont realize we are commited

#

the best prison is one you dont realize you are in

plush swift
#

EXISTENCE IS A PRISON

dusk hill
#

mood

plush swift
#

RIP OFF MY SKIN, SAW INTO MY CRANIUM

dusk hill
#

,,, explicitly not a mood

plush swift
#

AAAAAAH

hoary ermine
#

Hey universe, can we have expanded cortexes?
''To better do group hunting and socialization?''
yueaaaah sure.... Actually goes into existential crisis because the mind is not made for this kind of shit

plush swift
#

Uh anyway wanna see some soldiers with potato faces

hoary ermine
#

In the beginning, the universe was made. This is still regarded as a bad move and people are mad about it

#

shoot

#

im being an insomniac anyway

sly wraith
#

classic

plush swift
#

Stone age fellas

hoary ermine
#

stabby bois

plush swift
#

Gauls n romans

hoary ermine
#

Roman vs Gaul-

#

ayy

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

crusader vs uh

#

God what

#

names are hard sorry

plush swift
#

Ayyubid swordsman

hoary ermine
#

yee

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

landsknecht vs peasant?

#

or just a generic knight vs a lad?

plush swift
#

Burgundian wars more like

#

30 years war

#

Napoleonic

hoary ermine
#

I like em

plush swift
#

Ww1

#

Ww2

hoary ermine
#

I cant draw for fuck anymore so im always impressed

plush swift
#

Bayonet deaths obligatory

hoary ermine
#

Pretty much lol

#

I used to draw flowers

plush swift
#

I draw a lot of shit

hoary ermine
#

Aaand then during moving all my drawing stuff got broken

plush swift
#

Aw that sucks

#

Im studying animation

hoary ermine
#

The situation was even worse tbh

#

I told them i wanted to move that box myself

#

Yknow, 15 yo really careful with your most valued stuff

#

Just grabs the box behind my back and puts it at the bottom of a stack of metal bed parta

#

You said that youre studying animation yeah, is this just for scenes or like to develop a style to actually animate with?

plush swift
#

This is just for exercises

#

But

#

I want to do my bachelor's movie about ww1 and i was thinking of doing it by pen and pencil

hoary ermine
#

Thatd be really damn impressive tbh

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

Oh nice

#

All manual frames or are they components? I used to animate pixel stuff for a hobby

plush swift
#

Manual

hoary ermine
#

I have no idea beyond those frame loops etc so

#

Ah damn

plush swift
#

I can do after effects but i hate it lol

hoary ermine
#

Ah

#

I only used some obscure app i dont even know the name of anymore

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

Oh thats nice

plush swift
hoary ermine
#

Again im gonna be impressed regardless of what you post in this style and from this stuff

proud gorge
#

beautiful ngl

hoary ermine
#

Yyeah

edgy cipher
#

Nice one

plush swift
#

I mean i have a style, everyone is lithe, long-legged and has a sharp chin

hoary ermine
#

I still dont know what it reminds me of

#

All i remember is some form of animation where every character was like they were cast in lead plates

plush swift
#

Oh?

hoary ermine
#

I cant remeber anything else tjo

#

That the styles are alike is the only thing

plush swift
#

Hmmmm

#

No idea

hoary ermine
#

If it were important id have remembered it

plush swift
#

Lol

#

I ate a block of cheese now im sick and cant sleep

hoary ermine
#

Thats kinda neat

#

Also sorry to hear about the cheese

#

Goddamnit i cant decide on what i want to do with my new character for dnd

proud gorge
#

:^( big sad on the no sleep

hoary ermine
#

Its 4 am

#

Send help

proud gorge
#

just switch to my timezone

#

then it's 1pm

fresh island
hoary ermine
#

Ohno, get this man or woman milk

fresh island
proud gorge
#

noice

shell yacht
#

Agreed. Also I’m glad that the possibility those Melta Marines are going to be able to be bought separate from the Indomitus box set sometime this week.

fresh island
plush swift
#

cereal when no milk is just your average space marine

fresh island
#

indeed

plush swift
#

I'm gonna inject him with milk

spark jungle
#

Inject the feet with milk

sand tulip
#

get blue cheese

plush swift
sand tulip
#

bionicle?

plush swift
#

nah

#

just normal system stuff

plush swift
#

the warp consumeth thee

nova hinge
#

Judt don't lewd him

nova hinge
plush swift
sand tulip
#

Wut interesting... is that resin putty or plasticine?

crisp olive
hoary ermine
#

Hkmmmm

#

Solar auxilia cosplay?

hoary ermine
#

He waits

#

Waits for a day i can go out for cosplay again

lunar dew
#

sord

fresh island
#

die

green cave
#

That looks like a really nice doctrine

sly wraith
#

thats tasty

lunar dew
#

OW

lunar dew
#

i really wanna get that Kamoteph the Crooked model.

void orchid
#

Kamoteph walks into a bar and the barkeep says "hey man why the long face?"

lunar dew
#

Kamoteph proceeds to berate him about the manners of young'uns

sand tulip
#

"stupid dog!"

lunar dew
#

he whacks a scarab with a newspaper

proud gorge
#

🗞️

lunar dew
#

COURAGE THE COWARDLY SCARAB

sand tulip
lunar dew
#

OH MY GOD YES

#

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

sand tulip
#

yes feast your eyes

lunar dew
#

omnomnomnomnom

chrome niche
#

Getting those darned fleshlings of their lawn

sage matrix
#

Y’all like rotting flesh

fresh island
#

very much a fan

sage matrix
#

yeah all i did was throw an unpainted model in the trash and it came out looking like that

fresh island
#

honestly I wouldn't be surprised, nurgle has a habit of looking similar to that

lunar dew
#

fatty

#

fat fat

#

i mean the nurgle boyo

#

but because of your sassy snappy retorts i will also apply the statement to you

elfin yew
#

wat

green cave
#

Oiii, what the hell is happening here?

lunar dew
#

sassy people being needlessly unpleasant is all.

void orchid
#

🤨

elfin yew
#

I've never actually seen someone ping all wardens at once

#

It's a rare play

crisp forge
#

I forget we have other wardens

#

Incan is like the only active one lol

#

a true meme-patriot

green cave
#

Both Gawain and Kaelus are active, just not really chatty

lunar dew
#

i said the nurgle daemon was a fatty as a joke. this person decided to be sassy and rude, so i changed my target to being them instead purely because of the unpleasantness.

green cave
#

That is not a really mature thing to do you know that?

#

You could have said that it wasn't for him and let it go, instead of just targeting him

lunar dew
#

admittedly it isnt. but you cant expect a nice reaction when you are rude out of nowhere for no good reason.

crisp forge
#

I'm... gonna scroll up

lunar dew
#

not much to see tbh.

sage matrix
#

I am not offended by the post, in fact that the nickname for the model now XD

green cave
#

Did you use the reply function to the image of that unclean one? Then how could dab see how you were talking about it?

lunar dew
#

they said "i wasnt born yesterday" which to me is an indication that they knew this.

green cave
#

You may have misinterpreted that, like he misinterpreted the fatty fat fat you wrote

crisp forge
#

Im pretty sure both of you are at fault lol

green cave
#

I agree with you Dilara

#

It is not that it is a serious thing, just a misuderstanding

crisp forge
#

Not when its the truth

#

Y'all are arguing over one of nurgle's prettiest boys

#

theres not much to it beyond that

lunar dew
#

i shouldnt have reacted how i did and he shouldnt have acted rudely. no need to make a big thing out of this.

crisp forge
#

yeah exactly

lunar dew
#

its already become a bigger issue than it should have.

green cave
#

Sure, Jiggly could have used the reply thing, and Dab could have had a more diplomatic apporach, after that it is just wrong though

#

So, we are fine ending it all here?

lunar dew
#

well, Blank is a very good mediator from what i have seen so far, so him doing it is a good idea. and yes im perfectly fine with ending it here.

#

YAY CARP

chrome niche
#

Maybe they're just looking at how dumb this exchange was, facepalming.

lunar dew
#

Mods gotta have some entertainment now and then

void orchid
#

oh my god jay, I think that's a baby wheel! A baby fuckin wheel!

dusk osprey
#

Apologies, I was otherwise occupied. Regardless, play nice. No need for toxicity.

lunar dew
#

np Gawain. sorry for any trouble my poorly managed response caused.

chrome niche
#

Here we go again

lunar dew
#

jesus christ we got a racist

elfin yew
#

Oh my

chrome niche
#

Told you it wouldn't take long...

#

Trust in my words.

edgy cipher
#

<@&735928989146939404>

lunar dew
#

genuine unfiltered actual racism

elfin yew
#

That's what we call a gamer moment

#

HE'S GOOONEEE

edgy cipher
#

Darktide gaming

lunar dew
#

fuck yeah

elfin yew
lunar dew
#

RACIST MAN IS GONE

proud gorge
#

oh wtf

#

I was napping

void orchid
elfin yew
#

It's okay it appear sto have solved itself

#

USDHNFDSN

dusk hill
#

good lord

chrome niche
#

@lunar dew I did say it would solve itself :p

lunar dew
#

i did NOT expect that at all.

edgy cipher
#

Lmao, when the jannies sleep, the gamers are doing gamer things

chrome niche
#

I did.

elfin yew
#

You never know when a heated Gamer Moment will happen

dusk hill
#

okay so a few weirdly combative ppl arguing with eachother for no real reason, and then hit us with the ✨ SUDDEN RACISM ✨

hoary ermine
#

hey incan

#

welcome to the shitshac

dusk hill
#

not optimal

chrome niche
#

I hereby call for a ban to be called a Krumpin'.

void orchid
#

They done exterminatus that fool

#

Good riddance

lunar dew
#

calls unclean one fat

gets rude response

makes a response that wasnt ideal

agrees to just leave it and go about my day despite them obviously wanting to keep arguing

mod says to be good little boyz

RACISM

dusk osprey
#

🤦‍♂️

#

Can't leave these guys alone for 2 seconds lol

crisp forge
#

He didnt do anything though lol

#

Literally was just apologizing and got hit with... whatever the hell that was suppose to be

lunar dew
#

admittedly i dont think i did any wrong other than manage my response poorly.

void orchid
#

To be fair, its not very nice to call people fat

elfin yew
#

He was talking about the GUO 😩

void orchid
#

But yeah, that dude was way beyond the pale lol

void orchid
chrome niche
#

You did nothng wrong Jiggly. I told you it was a troll. I don't know how nobody else saw it.

#

The very moment someone unironically goes "that's not very inclusive" they are trolling.

#

And you can stop caring about what they say.

dusk osprey
#

Dude left the server then pm'd and blocked Incan. What a guy

void orchid
#

Hahahaha

elfin yew
#

Did he say something equally racist in the pm

void orchid
#

What an absolute clown

dusk osprey
#

I deleted his post. @lunar dew Sorry you had to deal with that bud.

lunar dew
#

he seemed to be deliberately misinterpreting it. if someone does that then i dont know if i can say its unjustified to retaliate in the fairly calm way i did. and thanks @dusk osprey 💜

chrome niche
#

As we approach launch, we'll get more of them. Best to start learning how to spot them and not give them any fuel.

#

We're mocking the posts on the Steam forum, but those people will get in here eventually.

void orchid
#

The clown emote does work

elfin yew
#

Honk

proud gorge
#

just asked me to intervene but I was like

#

sleeping so

elfin yew
#

Dang, nothing spicy.

#

Well go back to bed then sweepy head

proud gorge
#

however I do have cousins in Iran so Pepega

lunar dew
#

i expected him to go on an islamophobic/anti-immigration rant.

#

it will be useful

green cave
#

I get why he had a tantrum at Incan, he felt wronged, it all started when he noticed a message from Jiggly which had the R word we don't like here not being removed by the mods, Jiggly removed that, but i think he was on the fence to got a second round, and saw the message of Jiggly as another attack to him

lunar dew
#

well he’s racist so i no longer care for whatever he felt on the matter.

green cave
#

He probably messaged Incan because he was online as status, and saw Incan not doing anything as him being wronged even more

elfin yew
#

no clemency for racists

#

kill him

lunar dew
#

rip and tear

crisp forge
lunar dew
#

make him into a servitor

crisp forge
green cave
#

BTW, i'm not trying to justify him, just saying what i think led to that bad moment

lunar dew
#

yeah. it can be useful to understand the thought pattern of people like this.

elfin yew
#

This is what leads up to me tracking him down by his scent and tearing him apart in the wilderness with my boar like tusks

dusk hill
#

why do you have boar like tusks

dusk osprey
#

🤔

chrome niche
#

YUZ GOTS GUD TEETH

lunar dew
#

and it is also very useful to have someone like you @green cave who is exceptional at remaining impartial.

crisp forge
#

im saving this

hoary ermine
#

Its mine but

#

i posted it so i shouldnt have ?

elfin yew
lunar dew
#

you handled it in a mature manner despite their blatant idiocy. diplomacy isnt always satisfying for all parties, particularly the party who is wronged. but it is the most sensible path a lot of the time.

dusk hill
#

yes but

elfin yew
#

Did you know wild boars are more dangerous and territorial than most predators?

dusk hill
#

oh yeah i do know that actually

lunar dew
#

enter: the hippo

hoary ermine
#

beware the cows

elfin yew
#

you have 10 minutes

#

get running.

#

I'm Coming.

dusk hill
#

owo

elfin yew
#

no

lunar dew
#

YES

dusk hill
#

murder is fine but this isn't?

elfin yew
#

yes

#
  • GW writer thought process
hoary ermine
#

Murder has an end

lunar dew
#

this is VERY fine

hoary ermine
#

This doesnt

dusk hill
#

all hail gw

elfin yew
#

james workshop

hoary ermine
#

Jamez Orkshop

lunar dew
#

hello james

#

OH FUCK

#

HES GOT DAKKA! RUN

elfin yew
#

yes

#

with my large tusks

#

goring you infact

#

😳

proud gorge
#

🥺

plush swift
#

did i miss the fight again

#

god dammit

dusk hill
#

yea we had a racist and everything

#

i kinda missed it too ;-;

proud gorge
#

it came very out of no where

void orchid
#

Bona fide clowntime

proud gorge
#

I was sleeping :^(

dusk hill
#

[suddenly, ew brown people]

void orchid
#

🙄

lunar dew
lunar dew
#

this is good

visual bolt
#

WAIT there was a real racist in chat and i wasnt here to see it? DAMMIT ALL

lunar dew
#

ikr

lunar dew
#

we could have bullied him together

visual bolt
#

ive wanted to use this on one for so long

#

and i fucking missed my chance

#

oh well maybe next time

#

or perhaps someone should bear this torch for me

#

@lunar dew next time it happens you know what vid to post if im not here to do it

lunar dew
#

i also have the clown shoes one

elfin yew
#

we all bear the honk shoes once in our lives 😩

visual bolt
#

every single day i want to bully racists so bad

elfin yew
#

You should lurk on the steam forums

#

There's a tide of 'em!

visual bolt
#

see on steam forums its no fun

hoary ermine
#

a Dark Tide

elfin yew
#

vermintide drums

visual bolt
#

ah

#

youre all very funny

elfin yew
#

teehee

#

Aren't I just the funniest bitch alive?

#

say yes

visual bolt
#

im going to bully you now instead

elfin yew
#

😿

visual bolt
plush swift
#

this is the second fight i've missed

visual bolt
lunar dew
#

archvile lookin ass

crisp forge
lunar dew
#

archvile go bbbLELELELELELEEEEE

visual bolt
crisp forge
#

NOOO

hoary ermine
visual bolt
#

thats rough

hoary ermine
#

higher

visual bolt
#

I FORGOT I EVEN HAD IT

#

FUCK

crisp forge
#

ITS FINE

hoary ermine
#

Hm

#

i wonder

#

can i ram a firbolg into 40k?

#

beastmen exist so thats a hurdle out of the way

lunar dew
#

you should have just said “can i ram a firbolg?”

hoary ermine
#

that is also on the list

#

Japan is working on splicing human and animal DNA together

lunar dew
#

👀

#

i n t e r e s t i n g

hoary ermine
#

Theyve been given the Go-ahead to create hybrids by the WHO and the Humanitarian Division

lunar dew
#

as if they wouldn’t do it anyway

hoary ermine
#

lol

hoary ermine
#

Im thinking of making my solar auxilia armored 40k character a mutant so i can have a firbolg in 40k

chrome niche
#

catgirls are happening

sand tulip
chrome niche
bold cradle
chrome niche
#

It's not mine, just wanted to show they're a thing

bold cradle
#

Ironically my PC frequently doesn’t realize it has a hard drive when booting up. Such a fickle machine spirit.

dusk hill
#

gotta make a shrine to your machine spirit either on the back of the case or inside it

chrome niche
#

Magnus the Pretty

sand tulip
#

pretty fly for a pink guy

#

looks fantastic 👌

chrome niche
#

Not mine of course.

#

But I had to share it anyway

#

I wish I had that amount of talent

sand tulip
#

i apply 1 new paint tricks at a time

#

but yeah, for me, the model that size would eat alot of time

shell yacht
#

Nice, makes me wanna buy this guy to paint when I get over the fear of making a worse version of the official paint job.

#

Also while I’m here, who wants to share their SM Chapter weapon colors? Mine are as follows:
Ultramarines - Black
Dark Angels - Red
Imperial Fists - Yellow
Crimson Fists - Blue
Space Wolves - Light Blue

#

Salamanders - Green or Orange

plush swift
#

my deathwatch has dark/prussian blue shotguns

sand tulip
#

yum

#

is that a metallic blue on the shotty?

plush swift
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nope just edge highlighting

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i'm trying to recall if i drybrushed the edges with metallics or not

sand tulip
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nice illusion

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yeah dry brush leadbelcher on blue is always nice

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repost but another angle

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and then barf washes over them

sand tulip
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i love washes

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im guilty of using it liberally

plush swift
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nuln oil then gryphonne sepia

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then a bit more nuln oil

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for metal