Yeee
#40k-minis-and-armies
crisp forge
Found the old high elf models still in store
elfin yew
Bcuz sylvaneth exist
summer pawn
Oh
crisp forge
these are the last high elf ones
bold lily
Sylvaneth are all trees, I dunno why they'd cut other stuff
trim hemlock
Eternal Guard, Wyld Riders, and Sisters of the Thorn on the WElf side
bold lily
esepecially when they're not old models and don't need updates really
elfin yew
Mostly since sylvaneth kinda fill a similar niche
esp with like
kurnoth hunters and stuff being elf-y
summer pawn
Hope WHFB came back... XD
trim hemlock
Oh and Glade Lord I mean, Nomad Prince
vivid rune
Warhammer old world is a thing @summer pawn
crisp forge
Oh and ~~Glade Lord~~ I mean, Nomad Prince
™️
bold lily
Old world stuff looks cool but I honestly don't want the setting itself back
crisp forge
It lives on in Total War for me and thats the way i want it
summer pawn
Warhammer old world is a thing <@553173148632219660>
AoS another
bold lily
It's been in need of a reboot well before AoS was a thing
Yeah it's fine in games and stuff, I just think we're better off now that stuff isn't tied to the huge mess that was whfb lore
vivid rune
I actually like warhammer fantasy and i find its fantasy setting a bit more ground yet frantastical then AoS which literally has gods walking amoung men which is cool too just not my personal cup of cool
bold lily
AoS is a lot more like 40k in ways
proud gorge
agree with the lasses
bold lily
Where the tone is radically different depending on where you are
crisp forge
I remember posting my WARHAMMER VERMINTIDE AGE OF SIGMAR thing and people were STILL like going on about calling AoS Age of Shitmar, so theres still apparently some salt mines left undug lol
vivid rune
I like them both for what they bring, im not going to be a "age of shitmar" elitist sbout it
bold lily
Man half those people don't even play, I don't get why they think anyone cares about their opinions lol
vivid rune
There always will be
crisp forge
Yeeee
summer pawn
I'm like why all people hate AoS
edgy cipher
I mean an Age of Sigmar VT ? Now that's be interesting
bold lily
"I didn't buy your products and I never will, but you should cater to me anyway"
edgy cipher
Because even if you stick to the Order side, you got plenty of races to work with
And even factions
crisp forge
I mean an Age of Sigmar VT ? Now that's be interesting
Yeah it was a meme i posted on reddit
bold lily
There's still nutcases delusional enough to say AoS was a failure, somehow
edgy cipher
Imagine actually caring about what people think on Reddit
vivid rune
And its always people who discovered the setting, loved it, found out it was dead, found out the that age of sigmar is the new thing, read a brief summary, saw it was too different, and then immediately went full "Le Age of shitmar HAHAHAH!!!!11!!"
edgy cipher
You saw it yourself when you posted the Mechanicus meme
vivid rune
Anyone who shits on AoS have not played a single actual gsme of WHFB
crisp forge
crisp forge
You saw it yourself when you posted the Mechanicus meme
also that too
bold lily
Yeah exactly, so many people who only started with total war that feel the need to cry about settings they don't really care about lol
It's the most bizarre sort of artificial anger
edgy cipher
He has Khorne in the name, it explains everything
summer pawn
I get a box of Sister....need to paint them good XD
vivid rune
WHFB ACTUALLY SUCKS TO PLAY, ITS FUCKING BORING AND TERRIBLE AND UNBALANCED HOLY SHIT
edgy cipher
The only thing I feel heh about in AoS tabletop is the non linear turn order
vivid rune
Legit WHFB as a game is really bad
trim hemlock
The part that they don't realize is that WFB had, like, 30 years of lore going for it while AoS has 5
edgy cipher
But the rest ? :italianfingerchef:
elfin yew
also can flip games in exciting ways
bold lily
No actually pushing around squares and sometimes casting Michaels Missile of Magic™️ is great fun
vivid rune
Lol
edgy cipher
Oh yeah it can
I just feel like it must be a special feeling when suddenly you get 2 turns of shooting in the face
vivid rune
NIGHTHAUNTS HAVE A FUCKING PEDNULUM THAT CUTS THE GOD DAMN BOARD IN HALF
vivid rune
If you are in the line across the board when it comes down, you are dead
But yea people who complain about AoS dont know a single bit of lore about it other than its launch and have never actually played a game of WHFB, if they have then theyre actually over the age of 55 at this point
elfin yew
P much
nova hinge
I just love WHFB for its settings
trim hemlock
I will admit, I didn't like AoS when it first came out since AoS's lore was very bare bones on release and having it follow up the supreme clusterfuck that the End Times didn't help.
crisp forge
Same here really
trim hemlock
But nowadays I really like the way it's going
plush swift
Finally bought some chaos space marines
nova hinge
not me, I still hate AoS
plush swift
Anyone have any ideas for a night lords list? Im new to 40k btw
nova hinge
Still not my taste
summer pawn
With kangaroo elves
WHAT XD
proud gorge
With kangaroo elves
excuse me?
vivid rune
I will admit, I didn't like AoS when it first came out since AoS's lore was very...
i will admit to this too as well as being one of those "MORE LIKE AGE OF SHITMAR HUEHUEHUE" people for longer than id like to admit
proud gorge
elfin yew
i will admit to this too as well as being one of those "MORE LIKE AGE OF SHITMAR...
You haven't heard?
The good word?
proud gorge
look
not to be controversial but
I think massive shoulder pads are kinda tacky
elfin yew
oops
nova hinge
The hell s that?
elfin yew
I meant to reply to Incan
crisp forge
The hell s that?
Kangaroo jack
vivid rune
figured
vivid rune
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, THE CLASSIC CHAOS WARRIORS ARE A CLASSIC
proud gorge
oh shit Aussie elves
trim hemlock
look
not to be controversial but
I think massive shoulder pads are kinda tacky
Incan, I'm gonna be real with you. You just might be in the wrong hobby bud
proud gorge
CLASSIC CHAOS WARRIORS ARE OBVIOUSLY A CLASSIC
crisp forge
Honestly completely agree, the classic chaos warriors?
Yeah jokes aside the chaos warriors were like te O.G dark warriors back in the day
proud gorge
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED CLASSIC
crisp forge
YEEEE
proud gorge
AAAAAAAAAAA
crisp forge
nova hinge
The important thing is. They killed the old one for a new one.
crisp forge
proud gorge
thing is we've come a long way since then 
crisp forge
sOME GOOD SHIET MY MAN
fresh island
MORE FUCKINH DEATH????
crisp forge
fresh island
GODDAMNIT
crisp forge
YEAH YOU SHIT
trim hemlock
You forget the true warrior of darkness
trim hemlock
ALL HAIL SLAMBO
elfin yew
SLAMBO!!!
crisp forge
ALL HAIL SLAMBO
THE AGE OF RATTIES IS OVER
vivid rune
skaven exsist to die die change my mind mind
crisp forge
THE TIME OF THE ELVEN-BOZ HAS COME
summer pawn
AoS need Marbo
elfin yew
Skaven get it good in TWW so the counterbalance is they dont get a range refresh in AoS
SDHFNDSN
RAT SWARM
nova hinge
If GW just left the old one, AND then made AoS. Then everyone would've happy
crisp forge
skaven exsist to die die change my mind mind
Jokes aside they do.
Its their only purpose aka be fodder factions like beastmen, orks and other chaos boyz for the good guys
not that i mind it, its great
summer pawn
Cute rats uwu
vivid rune
weeere the rats
crisp forge
nova hinge
Shit, I just hate that old one had to be died for a new one
Wonder why they didn't choose let both goes on.
trim hemlock
I mean, GW is already trying to do a take backsie with the Old World
elfin yew
And yeah, but keep in mind Old World isn't a revival
vivid rune
its only to appease the boomers that havent let go
elfin yew
^
trim hemlock
Also to give CA more material for Total Warhammer
vivid rune
it takes place thousands of years before the end times and before any key characters everyone loved where even born
nova hinge
Models does. But there's a people loves the setting it self.
vivid rune
Also to give CA more material for Total Warhammer
how about total war age of sigmar?
vivid rune
BL?
elfin yew
We need a actual good aos game
trim hemlock
how about total war age of sigmar?
That's actually be pretty sick
vivid rune
wait
vivid rune
ah
trim hemlock
There's supposed to be an actual RTS in the works
vivid rune
meanwhile 40k is given to literally anyone who asked
trim hemlock
I feel like GW is taking all the lessons they learned with WFB and 40K and applying them to AoS
nova hinge
So, since they ended the old one that I and other's loved and still loves it's settings. I will hate AoS forever. You can't undo what's already happened.
elfin yew
Hopefully 40k will learn to have varied faction releases too from AoS
trim hemlock
From what I understand faction releases are planned years in advance so that's probably why we got so much Marine stuff. That was probably set in stone before they realized it was bad idea and it was too late to pull back
crisp forge
Hopefully 40k will learn to have varied faction releases too from AoS
pour one out for my eldar homies
elfin yew
rip
nova hinge
Like I said. They could "just" make an AoS without ending the WHF.
The problems on table top? Well that's other thing since not everyone enjoys that
elfin yew
GW makes most of their money from the tabletop
it's like
the entire point of warhammer
of any setting
elfin yew
GENIUS
trim hemlock
*pour one out for my eldar homies*
You got Lelith and a Guardian. That's your yearly allotment of Eldar updates :V
elfin yew
Ah yse, good old james workshop
1 HQ and a base corpse for every non-space marine faction
nova hinge
They could just stop making damn minis that ain't sell. And let it just left. And using to the other ways.
summer pawn
Need more Silent sister unit
nova hinge
Like a bloody digital games.
trim hemlock
1 HQ and a base corpse for every non-space marine faction
AOS is following in those footsteps too
elfin yew
AHAH AYEAH
THE UHH
BULLGOR?
I think that's what the head is from
And yeah it feels like Beastmen are STILL the stepchild
trim hemlock
Bullgor? Is that really what they're calling them now?
elfin yew
Which is somewhat hilarious honestly. If they didn't look so bad
atleast they get like
Tzaangoors and slaangors
For the daemon factions and such
vivid rune
ah yes the model GW had to for some fucking reason edit their warscroll to needlessly clarify their gender
trim hemlock
lol, I hadn't heard about that
elfin yew
Yeah pretty much, GW used They/them pronouns for that miniature so ppl thought "Hey! COol NB Rep!"
Then they changed it
vivid rune
yea the models warscroll uses they/them originally in its print
yup
no one was even complaining originally
elfin yew
AoS might just be my favorite setting just for the community
vivid rune
just "cool they them sweet" and gw "WHOOPS GOTTA FIX THAT"
summer pawn
Oh come on....
crisp forge
Yeah tbh GW is like Disney when it comes to "representation" lol
elfin yew
Unironically, Stormcasts would make amazing trans rep if GW had balls.
Because of reforging
vivid rune
yoooo
trim hemlock
At least they're sorta trying, I'll give 'em that much
summer pawn
Bruh
crisp forge
Its the same reason why 40k doesnt have female custodes or marines
its that 80's macho effect leftover
vivid rune
buuu buuu sales
crisp forge
custodes at least would make MORE sense
proud gorge
Stormcasts in transflag colours 
vivid rune
sales figures from the 80s tho
crisp forge
uwu
elfin yew
That's the only way to paint em
proud gorge
nova hinge
Anyway. They could stop making a minis for WHF as long as 'till there's a "needs" for its goods back. But instead of that. They just Ended it.
That's why there's a people still showing their hatred that towards to AoS. Because GW Ended WHF, And then shows off AoS.
proud gorge
all gold everything
crisp forge
DSFKDFJS
proud gorge
that's just what people without gold say
elfin yew
Honestly I'm considering painting my stormcasts all gold because I love the custodes look but.. idk..
I'm still torn on how to paint them
I got the soul wars box for the nighthaunt but I've kinda fallen in love with stormcasts now
vivid rune
i sense passive aggression from several people here 🙃
trim hemlock
smh at this peeps who don't look like oscar trophies
elfin yew
i sense passive aggression from several people here 🙃
They're just monologuing don't mind them
crisp forge
Honestly I'm considering painting my stormcasts all gold because I love the cust...
Honestly id say go more creative and do what you want with the stormcasts.
custodes were literally made to be gold
elfin yew
That's true
proud gorge
if I had to choose between saving a friend and grabbing 5 tons of gold bullion
I'm sure my mate would understand 
crisp forge
even if they allow you to paint them differently it just looks wrong
trim hemlock
Custodes only look good in Gold
summer pawn
I'm ok without Female Custodes or Femqle Space Marine
trim hemlock
Meanwhile Stormcasts look good in any color but gold
proud gorge
we need brothers of battle with massive codpieces
elfin yew
Iirc female custodes were almost a thing
but the models shipped before the lore was written
er, were made
crisp forge
Yeah i think so?
because like
custodes lore is basically terran nobles
give their infants to a massive gathering at a big golden gate that leads to the palace
summer pawn
But gene of Emperor cant match with female
summer pawn
But
crisp forge
Custodes are all INDIVIDUALLY hand crafted through alchemy and unexplained processes
crisp forge
it makes female custodes make much more sense
summer pawn
If they had Female Custodes and S.M i'm ok with this politics of Feminazi
nova hinge
And most importantly, buying GW's mini is not easy as other products. Their marketing is a total shit.
Likely nobody knew what the hell is Warhammer before DoW in many regions.
nova hinge
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/06/5d/ee065d5fbcdcecdc562a13c8c6820b2b.png
Oh, I like that
proud gorge
tbh though it'd be easy to make meaningful rep
trim hemlock
And most importantly, buying GW's mini is not easy as other products. Their mark...
I'm pretty sure Gdubs didn't have an actual marketing team until, like, 4-5 years ago
crisp forge
Yeah its just GW being lazy i think incan
elfin yew
Meanwhile
sand tulip
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/06/5d/ee065d5fbcdcecdc562a13c8c6820b2b.png
i wonder what she looks like in throne room attire
nova hinge
Fuck you GW
crisp forge
literally took us 2 minutes, meanwhile at GW you gotta get this shit through like 20 old men in suits
trim hemlock
<:facepalm:595902975918997514>
They had White Dwarf and the website and that was about it
nova hinge
That's... all?
elfin yew
Where some GW designer/writer literally said that custodes were gonna have gals originally
But got cut because of production
crisp forge
Where some GW designer/writer literally said that custodes were gonna have gals ...
Yeah interview makes sense, GW writers express a lot about wanting to include diversity in books/models but the teams dont allow it
like one of the more recent sororita novels was gonna have some LGBT stuff
but GW said
"they're nuns" word by word
proud gorge
crisp forge
when you can tell its just cringe corporate censoring lmao
peak brook
makes sense
crisp forge
and they arent even nuns, they're templar knights lol
literally from aesthetic to practices
plush swift
Yeah theyre more like knight orders
crisp forge
Yeee
summer pawn
Maybe more female in Imperial Guard would be good
proud gorge
anyone who tells me there aren't nuns who're getting freaky ain't been keeping up with the literature
nova hinge
This is why people played TotalWarhammer dislikes AoS.
They got interested in. They want a mini. Might not wants to play a table top but its models. But BAMN, they found out that GW ended it already.
crisp forge
anyone who tells me there aren't nuns who're getting freaky ain't been keeping u...
my man
plush swift
Sex has always been going on in monasteries and abbeys
summer pawn
No
crisp forge
Yeah
nova hinge
That's how AoS haters just keep made
summer pawn
The Emperor dont allow that
proud gorge
the emperor ain't got nunthin' to complain about
plush swift
Well, isn't the main premise that you mustn't get pregnant
proud gorge
it's why big lunches are also banned
crisp forge
The Emperor dont allow that
This is the same guy that banged god knows how many dudes and women as conan the barbarian back in the day
nova hinge
Turn the Emperor into a androgynous agender
plush swift
Can't get pregnant from a girl so no one has any evidence
crisp forge
Also yeah jokes aside
sororitas speaking realistically would have some relationships in the convents
its not like "oh yeah all of them fuck"
its just stuff like them showering together or whatever, nothing too explicit speaking honestly
crisp forge
GW doesnt even allow people to kiss in novels lol
plush swift
Well you are gonna get some that like girls in there
elfin yew
I bang my fists on the door to GW, screaming, demanding they allow LOVE TO BLOOM ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
plush swift
Invariably bc it's not that rare
proud gorge
I disagree, they're definitely all fucking
crisp forge
INCAN I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE
proud gorge
space marines too
nova hinge
Bring bake the Emperor that was made of 20 or more shamans back
plush swift
I disagree, they're definitely all fucking
Maybe some are just cuddling
crisp forge
Tbh speaking of shamans
summer pawn
I disagree, they're definitely all fucking
😳
trim hemlock
space marines too
Battle brother, what are you doing?!
crisp forge
i like how TTS emperor's tabletop OC is a Shaman Queen
speaks a lot about the guy
👀
plush swift
Battle-brother, deepstrike into my ass
proud gorge
LOL
elfin yew
BROTHER I AM PINNED
proud gorge
PAINT ME BROTHER
crisp forge
GENE-SPEEEEEEEEEEERM
nova hinge
Battle-brother, deepstrike into my ass
why
summer pawn
😳
nova hinge
proud gorge
but yeah unironically ancient armies and even modern ones have a lot of philandering going on despite bans/restrictions
plush swift
Big jocks in all male groups that probably have communal showers
proud gorge
it's just the nature of putting people together long term
plush swift
That's very homo any way you look at it
elfin yew
Band of Thebes.mp4
summer pawn
it's just the nature of putting people together long term
Need a deepsyrike of Black Templar in me
nova hinge
Anyway, I want a today's quality of mini or just figures in several sizes that is WHF
crisp forge
the time of gold has come
plush swift
I want my exams to be over so i can draw steamy blood angel asses
nova hinge
'ight... 3D print time
trim hemlock
That's... all?
Getting back to this, GW under Tom Kirby was mega-dumb
elfin yew
crisp forge
SDFFSDFS
nova hinge
Getting back to this, GW under Tom Kirby was mega-dumb
😔
plush swift
Thats a gorgeous mini
summer pawn
Want Sanguinius strike me hard
plush swift
Want Sanguinius strike me hard
Same i want his geneseed
nova hinge
https://miniset.net/files/set/gw-99120207029-0.jpg
Give... new sculpts for WHF
crisp forge
Time to bear leman russ' puppies
plush swift
Big space vampire angel thirst and not the red sort
crisp forge
TIME TO DIE
KEKEKEK
elfin yew
SDDSHFN
nova hinge
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOIN ON?
crisp forge
ARMAGEDDON
plush swift
Horny
nova hinge
Do not be slave of lbido!
trim hemlock
😔
"…The company’s attitude towards customers is as clinical as its attitude towards staff. If you don’t like what it’s selling. You’re not a customer. The company believes only a fraction of the population are potential hobbyists, and it’s not interested in the others. …I’m told that the word “Game” in Games Workshop encourages the misconception that games are its business, but that only about 20% of Games Workshop’s customers are gamers. The rest are modellers and collectors. Maybe half of them think about playing now and then. The other half have no intention. People actually walk into the stores because they’re curious about modelling fantastic armies. …When another shareholder asks if the company would sell games with pre-painted easy to assemble miniatures like the popular Star Wars themed X-Wing game, there’s a collective growl from the Games Workshop people. It wouldn’t be a hobby business then, it would be a toy company.
Source: https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2015/09/inside-the-boardroom-games-workshops-profit-machine.html"
crisp forge
"If you don’t like what it’s selling. You’re not a customer. "
Warhammer is for everyone
summer pawn
Same i want his geneseed
I will drink it all
nova hinge
'ight, time to be an anti-capitalist
crisp forge
"It wouldn’t be a hobby business then, it would be a toy company."
THEY'RE LITERALLY TOYS
YOU STUPID OLD FUCKS
plush swift
I just want a showcase of pretty minis
nova hinge
"It wouldn’t be a hobby business then, it would be a toy company."
...who saidvthat?
crisp forge
Read what spaceman posted
nova hinge
Oh fuck...
crisp forge
nova hinge
elfin yew
Painting is alot of fun
I like the game itself too tho
atleast aos
I haven't played 40k yet
trim hemlock
As much as we rag on GW for all the Marines, we really are in the better time line.
elfin yew
What was the worse timeline?
trim hemlock
Kirby stepped down in 2015 and GW basically immediately stopped doing those things in the article
crisp forge
YEE BOI
plush swift
Wait what
elfin yew
You know, if he wa sin charge in 2015 that kind of explains the fuckup of 1e AoS to me
nova hinge
CEO does important...
crisp forge
nova hinge
Where the camera or something should've placed in, there's a marine's head
plush swift
I just want more of those monumental big minis like aos has in 40
That arent primarchs
Bc i can't paint big bobby g red it woul c be weird
summer pawn
Only want my Sanguinius Childs...
plush swift
For 30k
nova hinge
Moontain Elf is weird
plush swift
And imo the mini could have been better
trim hemlock
With enough Black Rage, everyone is Sunguinius
crisp forge
proud gorge
plush swift
Tho
nova hinge
or a super edge man child
plush swift
Kitbash sigvald into the sanguinor maybe....
summer pawn
X)
nova hinge
I supposed to be horny, but...
plush swift
I just can't sleep
summer pawn
Me too
summer pawn
Listen Ecclesiarchy song
plush swift
Asmr is only good for me if its like, 4 hrs of distant artillery sounds
summer pawn
😊
plush swift
But i only have big headphones anyway
summer pawn
Born from Krieg, love artilleries
nova hinge
No small earphone?
proud gorge
I'm going to do some Australian ASMR now
nova hinge
NOT LIKE THAT
plush swift
No small earphone?
No they annoy me
proud gorge
I'm going to make some bbq noises and whisper profanity
nova hinge
Hmm...
elfin yew
oh my
nova hinge
Hold a sec or min
proud gorge
whispers you call that a knoife
elfin yew
jarate noises
proud gorge
noise marine ASMR
summer pawn
XD
proud gorge
it's just very quiet djent
trim hemlock
Asmr is only good for me if its like, 4 hrs of distant artillery sounds
Hold on, I got you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfiFhQ8W7OU&ab_channel=Musicof40K
nova hinge
summer pawn
I love Catholic chant, they give me sleep
crisp forge
plush swift
noise marine ASMR
Breakcore from the house next door
plush swift
Gregorian choirs are very good i agree
nova hinge
don't @me for that
summer pawn
Hold on, I got you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfiFhQ8W7OU&ab_channel=Musico...
Danke mein herr
nova hinge
It worked on me anyway
proud gorge
I just listen to metalcore atm
plush swift
I have the ost of the hunchback of notre dame stuck in my head bc im writing a thesis about it
HELLFIRE
summer pawn
Infernale, Bacchanale ?
plush swift
DARK FIRE
summer pawn
L'Enfer noircit ma chaire~
nova hinge
There's a ear licking asmr from a men girls too
plush swift
Its the only disney movie where i can stand the singing
nova hinge
Or vice-versa
summer pawn
In Low gothic ?
plush swift
Mmmm, ear licking isnt about the sound imo lol
summer pawn
Nah
proud gorge
I'm good on that.
summer pawn
Better Catholic chant
nova hinge
Wonder what have I become...
summer pawn
That make me horny and i don't want
nova hinge
Be horny sleepy
summer pawn
No
nova hinge
Anyway, the "main reason" for ASMR "was" for calm.
proud gorge
I gave it an attempt hoping it'd help me with PTSD episodes but ehhh
summer pawn
Bob Ross
proud gorge
didn't do a whole lot for me
summer pawn
Always look a Praying to god for him
nova hinge
Bob Ross is a saint of ASMR people. According to them, of course.
summer pawn
Yes
nova hinge
this sudden silent scares me
summer pawn
Shh praying time to God
proud gorge
never been one for religion myself but...probably a good idea to stay on any given god's good side in the event I'm wrong
summer pawn
I'm not a proud and pure Catholic woman, but i do want i do for keep me in the Light
And in the Father love, like in Warhamler 40 000 with our Emperor God
nova hinge
actually, it would be nice to dead by Sororitas
proud gorge
Blasphemy is all in the eye of the beholder innit
nova hinge
If you have to die of course
summer pawn
~~actually, it would be nice to dead by Sororitas~~
Depend for who
nova hinge
Just any Sororitas
summer pawn
Good boy
trim hemlock
Found a better image of the new vamp. They're so extra they need bats to carry their hair
void rivet
Is the hair used as leash or are the bat used as fancy accessories?
bold lily
It's actually the bats hair, they just glue bat tails to their heads as a fancy wig
royal compass
so like hair-squigs, but with bats?
bold lily
Yeah like a much more stylish hair squig
twilit cliff
Not a big fan of the hair bats, but then again you could just replace the head or remove them.
twilit cliff
They remind me of lego bats
rose sluice
crisp forge
yeah its AoS!
twilit cliff
"that's man-bat from Lego batman" what
I did love those Lego star wars games as a kid, I tried Lego lord of the rings later but it didn't have the same magic
crisp forge
"that's man-bat from Lego batman" what
Its man-bat from lego batman
also do you know why it didnt?
THEY SPEAK GODDAMN IT
GO BACK TO GRUNTS!
twilit cliff
Yeah probably I'd prefer they just shut up and mde ridiculous grunts like they used to
I might try that up and coming Lego star wars game tho, just for the heck of it
sand tulip
ork
crisp forge
Yeah probably I'd prefer they just shut up and mde ridiculous grunts like they u...
theres literally nothing more tragic
than a lego darth vader taking out a photo of anakin
pointing at it, then himself, then at padme's pregnant stomach
and be like
"yeah im your dad idiot"
all through grunts lol
twilit cliff
I distinctly remember r2d2's death scream
quaint halo
I love the Lego Star Wars movies
crisp forge
oh god lol
edgy cipher
The best thing coming from Lego Star Wars was Yoda's death sound
edgy cipher
And then all the memes followed
twilit cliff
There it is
Why dont I remember any other characters having death sounds? All I remember is the clatter of Lego studs on the floor
rose sluice
most of the other death sounds were just grunts or beeps
twilit cliff
I'll watch it after work
sand tulip
the worst traitor
vivid rune
Lol thats good
dusk hill
n o t inaccurate
trim hemlock
Goddamn it, this is making me picture Slaaneshi Jar-Jar and I did not need that mental image
elfin yew
You know I just had a thought, the new kangaroo cav kinda look like uncorrupted seekers
Or maybe I'm just seeing things
Like
dusk hill
they honestly kinda do
elfin yew
Could be the natural creature
void orchid
Honestly that's a pretty cool parallel
thorn mirage
Choas is stronk
dusk hill
~it is a toy~
sand tulip
stupidly cute
quaint halo
Progressing on my Repulsior
nova hinge
Termies in more accurate or fixed proportion
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/tool/elite-heavy-infantry
HaHa! 3D Printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
twilit cliff
Wait a minute
hoary ermine
People really like Tor garadon's fist
twilit cliff
Can I just put termie heads on my aggressors?
twilit cliff
Nice
hoary ermine
there arent but Gravis is pretty much terminator armor but primaris
twilit cliff
No, there's not. I just prefer old school helmet over primaris helmets
crisp forge
Im really surprised
i thought they'd cashed it on that by now?
I guess its just down in the models-to-be-released
twilit cliff
I guess aggressors are the equivalent now? That's the way I look at it at least
No reason your chapter can't have both aggressors and terminators tho
crisp forge
Nah theres gonna be primaris terminators, this is the same line that literally just copied the specialty of factions like the eldar or the guard
twilit cliff
Probablyyyy
hoary ermine
what?
how did they copy gravity vehicles
theyve been a staple in lore for a long time
hoary ermine
antigrav isnt inherently species based
the imperium has been using it en masse for a long time
twilit cliff
But SM didn't really use them before primaris did they?
crisp forge
Yeah but its rare tech, yet primaris are banking it out constantly now
hoary ermine
just not on the battlefield
crisp forge
But SM didn't really use them before primaris did they?
yeah exactly
twilit cliff
Might be wrong
hoary ermine
If its rare tech
crisp forge
the custodes were the ones that had the most anti-grav vehicles imperium-wise
hoary ermine
Then why are there millions of anti grav servitors
dusk hill
yea they've been using so much grav stuff recently
bold lily
yeah it's just anti-grav military stuff that's been rare in the past
hoary ermine
The imperium doesnt have ''a small ammount'' of anything
bold lily
imp tech is kind of all over the place
hoary ermine
they lost the capability to remake it
crisp forge
Then why are there millions of anti grav servitors
Because fluff-wise GW is inconsistent and those anti-grav servitors arent models
hoary ermine
So antigrav tech has been used en masse in elevators for example
crisp forge
Yeah but theres a difference between using it for an elevator
and a massive battle tank
hoary ermine
and we know Geedubs keeps stuff vague so they can change it at any time
an example here is the elevator
twilit cliff
Anti grav servitors what
hoary ermine
Okay uh
crisp forge
🍿 👀
hoary ermine
To put it bluntly, theres a lot of servitors that bear heavy loads via using anti-grav panels
theyre not meant for vehicles but theyre used in cargo bays for example
its easier than to learn a guardsman how to operate a forklift
bold lily
tbh though I do dislike the hover tanks outside custodes or maybe ad mech top tier stuff
hoary ermine
they're used for things like explosive payloads etc
bold lily
custodes get whatever authors think is cool and that's justified
ad mech are pretty much the same, thallax even have straight up eldar weapons I'm fairly sure
dusk hill
guardsmen are forklift certified 😳
hoary ermine
What bothers me more here is that they say: Yeah admech hoards the best stuff for themselves
But then...
Why are our statlines not better
bold lily
but base marines are a bit more like, brutish about shit, should be kept that way
bold lily
Ad mech is same as imperium I guess, where most people don't get the cool shit
crisp forge
add tracks to them and they'd be way more better
bold lily
though they don't have the best stuff, custodes do
dusk hill
i mean, balance is a thing. Plus skitarii are kinda meant to be expendable so it makes sense that they kinda die quickly
hoary ermine
Giggles
dusk hill
and yeah what dilara said tbh
hoary ermine
The custodes get their base supplies from the chadmech
crisp forge
Yeah like
hoary ermine
i mean, balance is a thing. Plus skitarii are kinda meant to be expendable so it...
true
crisp forge
almost EACH of their gear is made on terra
down to the gems they have on their armor
bold lily
Custodes stuff is often made in house, and a bunch if just shit no-one else is allowed to have
hoary ermine
Theres a special detachment of chadmechians in the palace
bold lily
like explicitly only custodes are permitted to use a bunch of their gear lol
crisp forge
lol ye
plush swift
i agree that the marine tanks are better kept with treads
but i prefer ye good old school tank that goes BRRRRR
hoary ermine
they know exactly how to learn a new custodian how to use and custom make his armor
crisp forge
Treads add a lot to their brutalist-style
plush swift
and how the treads bounce over terrain
crisp forge
Yep brutalist
plush swift
that's just sweet
hoary ermine
except for the actual base suit, the custodes are supposed to make it themselves from what i read
dusk hill
brutalist and militaristic
hoary ermine
yeah
dusk hill
recent stuff kinda doesn't reflect that so much
bold lily
I don't think any ad mech dudes that were in the palace would really be ad mech in any meaningful way
bold lily
not the custodes personal people at least
dusk hill
which is like, okay, i guess they can explore whatever aesthetic they want but
to me it's not super imperium-ish
hoary ermine
What i find weirder is that they opted to give the adeptus mechanicus fucking Hovercraft
plush swift
i'm also not against painting marine tanks part in camo and part in egregious ornamentation
hoary ermine
Like FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES
THEYRE USING
HOVERCRAFT
HOW IS A HOVERCRAFT BETTER THAN AN ANTIGRAV ROLLER
dusk hill
hm
dusk hill
we stan
plush swift
TANKS WITH TREADS ARE BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN GRIND THE HERETICS INTO PASTE UNDERNEATH THEM
bold lily
ya style points are always the most important
why do you think the custodes teleport everywhere in big gold flashes
that can't actually be useful in any meaningful way, no-one else does it
plush swift
nothing says style as much as bits of heretics clinging to your tank's treads
hoary ermine
here it is
plush swift
and plastered over the front
hoary ermine
bold lily
Inquisitor "I can't believe it's not khorne" Eisenfaust
hoary ermine
Im revising this build atm tho as im not happy with how it looks, ive taken it apart mostly for bits and ill be using something else to represent it
plush swift
get it a totally-not-khornate paintjob
hoary ermine
Thanks
plush swift
yeah i like
bold lily
ya I like that conversion
hoary ermine
its one of the first google results lol
im really proud of it
sadly its in bits now
forever more
quaint halo
Reminds me of the old N64 game Battle Tanks
bold lily
actually speaking of dieselpunk, what's the name of that person that keeps doing weird conversions for aos stuff into that style?
like makes big airships and shit I think
quaint halo
Or that Battlezone game
plush swift
Inquisitor "I can't believe it's not khorne" Eisenfaust
i haven't slaughtered my retinue on a whim yet so i'm in the clear
crisp forge
like makes big airships and shit I think
Do you mean the person that made the tau clone troopers and such?
dusk hill
!! i must see this
bold lily
i haven't slaughtered my retinue on a whim yet so i'm in the clear
"yet" 
and maybe? I just remember people being mad about the airships for some reason lol
hoary ermine
thats an artist i love so much
hoary ermine
yeah
bold lily
there was also a lady that made a chill nagash but I had to stop following her because she was too good and it made me insecure
bold lily
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/991864682142224385/1587867894/1500x500
could be, though the stuff I was thinking of were actual models, not just pics
crisp forge
Ahhh sorry
plush swift
"yet" <:ZoomEyes:637081261575372821>
if they act too heretical i might have to execute them yet
bold lily
Aesthetic was way off but these were the models I meant, I think
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2020/04/17/vince-venturellas-cities-of-sigmar-armygw-homepage-post-4/
hoary ermine
my issue with that is that it doesnt have any coherence
and it breaks a heavy toll on custom army logic
Dont make things better than already in the lore unless it doesnt exist in a ''best'' form yet
bold lily
Also found these, which are insanely good
http://www.exprofundis.com/aelves-black-sloth-hell/
and yeah agreed, I don't mind the idea but the execution is a bit weird as an army
hoary ermine
he describes them as better ships than those of the established overlords
which is absolute bull
bold lily
hoary ermine
yeah thats cool shit
bold lily
lucky, I just get an annoying rat in the floors
not even a well converted rat either, just factory standard rodent
hoary ermine
dang
bold lily
honestly though that army isn't super huge or anything but I really like it, cool that there's a whole backstory thing written too
plush swift
this is the kind of grimdark i dig
nova hinge
Now, THIS is what I want!
bold lily
I love the idea of a minor "god of death" that was forced to flee from nagash too
nova hinge
Real Druids
bold lily
There's a heap of cool projects in that link actually
nova hinge
If our woody tree elves changes just like that? I WILL GLADLY WELCOME!
Imagine what if Kerillian's theme was like that...
damn
Goth Druid Elf GF
summer pawn
Wow
summer pawn
OwO
hoary ermine
i had a skinned satchel that looks appropriate for the guard tbh
bold lily
No SoB I don't think 
hoary ermine
thanks
nova hinge
Grim Dark, fuck yeah
nova hinge
Only the last part remains then it will be finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiDmKRYYAhQ
He makes us Koreans so proud
crisp forge
The marine spotting trouble before the entire convoy does is some good shit
bold lily
man that's a brave group of traitors
twilit cliff
Well, maybe their economically downtrodden status in life encouraged them to take up arms against the Emperor.
I'll go and build a pyre for myself now
elfin yew
Another new vampire model
This one is apparently from a soulblight gravelords underworlds warband
edgy cipher
Yes she is supposed to be the leader of the new undead warband based off vampires
vivid rune
I swear to fucking god GW is personally targeting me when they make models like that
elfin yew
HEHE
vivid rune
Tasteful
Elelegent
Undead
And that fucking HAIR MY HAIR IS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THAT WHYYYY
edgy cipher
Kinda fits the pfp yes
elfin yew
I'm really hyped to see the army
Seems like GW is actually releasing a warband with the army
Assuming that there is a full army and It's not just a vampire themed warband
elfin yew
FDHNFD
shrewd fox
I've recently got all the miniatures from Warhammer 40k Relic painted, can't wait for the game to hit the table!
They are REALLY small though, so if you wonder why the paintjob isn't exactly stellar - that is why
Here is the unpainted Callidus Assassin, for scale reference
royal compass
Another new vampire model
much better than "halp, I got bats stuck in ma hair"
elfin yew
Oh yes
I do like the bat hair model tho
But it is a lil funny
FHNFN
I'm more excited for the new Lumineth stuff
I've been wanting to get into them more but they only had like, 14 miniatures before whatever's coming
summer pawn
I fall, i buy Alarielle >w<
void orchid
Alarielle is lovely
void orchid
I want her to release a how to guide on how to train my own massive beetle boi
summer pawn
^^
dusk hill
I'm more excited for the new Lumineth stuff
idk to me lumineth just kinda look like WHFB high elves 2.0? Like, aesthetically
obvs quite a lot wackier cus AoS be like that but still, idk
summer pawn
Let me be horny è_é
crisp forge
They are greek ! ! ! ! !
""Greek""
plush swift
Taming kangarops couldn't be a sober idea lbr
elfin yew
THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER IN
THE CONTEXT
OF TECLIS/TYRION MAKING THE LUMINETH/NEW ELVES
WE GOTTA COOK
elfin yew
AAA
vivid rune
https://media3.giphy.com/media/11RivffgbMWDte/200.gif
NOOO STOP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING YOU MONSTER!!!!
nova hinge
should I concern about what was and is going on?
dusk hill
puddles likes vampire ladies?
which, to be clear, she absolutely should
i am the local slutty vampire advocate and i can and will defend my constituents
summer pawn
Slutty Better
plush swift
brb taking up a side gig as a vampire pimp
plush swift
you can see her thighs that's so hot
trim hemlock
Huh, I never realized that was thigh high armor