general-chat

[acoustic pebble]

WEAK!!! You need beer!!

NORDIC BEER!!!

Or German Lager. It works well

[obsidian wren]

Disciple and decible

[twin flower]

Sum honey mead for the soul

[acoustic pebble]

Decibel

[vivid zinc]

I'm trying to drop about 10lbs. Not add lbs lol.

[ripe tangle]

Where is Skaven?

[twin flower]

drink your oiter

[obsidian wren]

Too late my version is right bc i said so

[twin flower]

Ping him

[hoary basalt]

👀

[ripe tangle]

@sleek harness

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking fight someone then. What do you think the beers for?

[twin flower]

Ah

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Lucia

[hazy valley]

We have Skaven at home. Say hello to Rat

[acoustic pebble]

Hi Lucia!

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[acoustic pebble]

Another reason

[obsidian wren]

Im rat

[ripe tangle]

muita bunda!

[twin flower]

@obsidian wren awaken

[sleek harness]

What

Why did you said that

[hazy kestrel]

Hello funny rat man

[ripe tangle]

because I wanted to

[hazy valley]

Another reason for what?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm gonna commission an artist to have @sleek harness and @obsidian wren to make out

[hazy valley]

WAIT AM I GOING TO BE YOUR THIRTEENTH REASON??

[sleek harness]

The wording doesn't make sense

[acoustic pebble]

To marry you

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[ripe tangle]

it doesn’t?

[hazy valley]

Oh ok that's less concerning

[twin flower]

We have ratman and ratboy now

[ripe tangle]

what’s the right way to say it then?

[sleek harness]

I have no idea who this person is

[obsidian wren]

I am just rat

[sleek harness]

Why are you saying "much ass"

[acoustic pebble]

To bad. Enjoy rough Skaven seggs

[dire kayak]

meoww

[vivid zinc]

lmao I'm anti violence mate. Make love, not war.

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[twin flower]

Well so is the other one

[acoustic pebble]

That's fucking boring ain't it?

[ripe tangle]

I was wondering how you’d respond to it

[vivid zinc]

Depends who're you're loving I guess?

[sleek harness]

Well it doesn't make sense

[ripe tangle]

I thought it would be funny…

[sleek harness]

Much ass what

[acoustic pebble]

I LOVE my wife! Don't you forget it!

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

It is somewhat with my confusion

[vivid zinc]

Hope it aint boring 😉

[sleek harness]

But anyways

[acoustic pebble]

Oh it ain't

[ripe tangle]

in portugese is is bunda or cu?

[sleek harness]

Back to making Micah Bell on Monster Hunter Rise

[vivid zinc]

Man you missed the perfect closed loop of word play

🙁

[sleek harness]

Bunda is ass and cú is asshole

[acoustic pebble]

I actually choked on my beer from that

[ripe tangle]

ah okay

[acoustic pebble]

Portuguese is a slang in the islands

I can't say it here

[obsidian wren]

big ol skaven bunda

[acoustic pebble]

How come I don't get pet?

[vivid zinc]

Looks more like a squishing to me. Are you a tsundere?

[hazy valley]

I must get food and destress

[hazy valley]

Don't people like being squished? The best kinds of hugs are the squishiest kind

[delicate vapor]

food

[acoustic pebble]

True

[astral basin]

When stirring sugar into coffee, you should not use the wet spoon.
To avoid clumps, you should instead pour the coffee directly into the bag.

[vivid zinc]

They really are. Squishy hugs best hugs.

[delicate vapor]

so pour energy drink

inside the coffee

[vivid zinc]

THE BAG?

[dire kayak]

purrrrr

[vivid zinc]

How many microplastics would you like in your coffee, Skully asks.

[true widget]

as many as possible

[vivid zinc]

ALL THE INFERTILITY

ALL OF IT

[fair bridge]

@dire kayak im gonna take a break and cook some dinner

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

you will keep playing darktide until you DIE

[fair bridge]

dinner time dinner time

[twin flower]

waz cooking

[fair bridge]

chiggen thighs

[delicate vapor]

share

[dire kayak]

i wish i knew people who painted a bunch of minis so i could get feedback on my nmm

[fair bridge]

must be a local card shop or something surely

[vivid zinc]

This guava vape is kinda nice

99% THC

I also have blood orange and blueberry

[gloomy tartan]

Ribbon eels are weird

They are all born as dudes and become women as they age

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

They look flat like ribbons

Have cool nostrils

Bright neon blue

Become bright yellow as they age

[upper citrus]

Blessed are they without introspection

[dire kayak]

i know how to do nmm i just want to know if ive done it actually well

[patent grove]

Guava strains are great

[gloomy tartan]

They are strikingly beautiful eels

Look like little sea serpent ribbons

[dire kayak]

hmm

question

[acoustic pebble]

Found the best song ever

And I LOVE IT

[dire kayak]

would a power blade start white and slowly shimmer into blue or start blue and end up white?

[marsh iris]

i just woke up and got rewarded 😛

[acoustic pebble]

I need to stop trying to sing while drunk

But I can't

And I won't

[patent grove]

I imagine it would start blue, with some parts turning into white

[sly quest]

I agree. With some glitter on the white parts too.

[mystic fossil]

henlo alice

[dire kayak]

i dont have glitter

this is all just nmm practice

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae alice

[drowsy lynx]

oh shit hi alice

[sly quest]

もしもし KH

[sly quest]

Halo, how are you

[drowsy lynx]

I'm good just grinding some salvage

[sly quest]

Ohh sounds fun! Good luck.

[hazy valley]

Hi Alice! Welcome back

[twin flower]

Hey youre Back!

[south valve]

SHES ALIVE

[twin flower]

Been a while

She lives!

[patent grove]

https://warhammerguild.com/painting/how-to-paint-power-weapons/

[vapid matrix]

Meow or something

[vivid zinc]

Welcome back Alice. People were worried about you.

[vapid matrix]

As always nobody cares about me

[south valve]

How are you, Mason?

[vapid matrix]

Miau or something

[sly quest]

Meow

[vapid matrix]

Proud of u, welcome back

[south valve]

Not sure if this is a rude thing to say, but I genuinely thought you were dead 😭

[vivid zinc]

After only a week?

[twin flower]

Why would you think that

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Life prolly just got in the way, same ol same ol

[south valve]

Something about the last message she sent before leaving

I don’t remember

[twin flower]

Oh, what was it

[vivid zinc]

We were in the gossip stage, not the 'omg do we need a wellness check' stage

[south valve]

Idk

[sly quest]

You are a bit insane I’m not surprised

[sly quest]

Meow back, now.

[twin flower]

The last thing I see she sent..

She said Goat.

Thats it

[steep mica]

How can I play with bots or solo?????

[twin flower]

At least here in gen chat lmao

[hazy valley]

mod

[steep mica]

I just got the gaem and my teammates are horrible

They keep causing me to die

[tender horizon]

You don't

[twin flower]

Low elo be like

[steep mica]

Already shot explosive barrels three times

[twin flower]

I mean low difficulty lmao

[steep mica]

Which launched me off the map

[tender horizon]

You need help on the first level?

Ik it sucks people up sometimes

[steep mica]

I played vermintide for 400 hours bro

I knowhwo to play

[tender horizon]

Didn't say you didn't

[candid drift]

meow

[river elbow]

[sly quest]

Wth that’s so insensitive and horrible, so sorry that happened to you, but sadly the game won’t allow you to play solo.

[steep mica]

Thats kinda dumb

[twin flower]

Just leave them behind fr

[tender horizon]

Till you get netted

[hazy valley]

can't believe you're not going to meow back smh

[twin flower]

well its that or getting barreled

[sly quest]

It is, but in the end of the day It’s still an “online” game, so you’re “supposed” to play with a team.

[twin flower]

apparently

[south valve]

This message

Was what worried me

[steep mica]

Its just funny that ive died to enemies once so far in 8 hours

And to my teammates 4-5 times

[hazy valley]

Alice is going to kill Alex now

[steep mica]

Like they are legit more dangeorus

Than the enemies

[hazy valley]

you have doomed him

[tender horizon]

We all start somewhere

[steep mica]

😂

[tender horizon]

Nah legit

[steep mica]

Bad trolling attempt

[tender horizon]

Darktide is a lot of people's first tide

[sly quest]

Oh yeah, I was on a date lmao and my phone died and I just couldn’t bring myself to text anyone after going back home, was too bothered cuz we had to move out and change houses etc…

[tender horizon]

Rn it's more popular cause skitarii are releasing

A lot of people are learning

[south valve]

Ohhhh I see

[candid drift]

you've been missed meower

[fading otter]

I accidentally barreled a melee Psyker off the map today on my Ogryn and I felt fuckin terrible

Guy was carrying so hard too

[sly quest]

Aw, I missed you too, that’s so cute

[south valve]

I’m glad you’re safe and that it (hopefully) went well though

[twin flower]

Made garlic chicken

[sly quest]

It went well, thank you.

[marsh iris]

hallu Arisu

[sly quest]

Hello, Garut.

[marsh iris]

hope i didnt scare you away

[patent grove]

1. Gone for a week.
2. Thought she was dead
3. Hope it went well

= she is an assassin and was on a mission this week

[marsh iris]

"on a date"

[sly quest]

Real darktiders never go outside.

[fading otter]

You’re just a faketider

[twin flower]

Dont you mean..

Outsider..?

[hazy valley]

yeah just date them in a Darktide match duh

if they can't flirt and fight they're weak

[south valve]

I’ve already bought the coffin and hired the staff, should we go ahead with the funeral anyway?

Just so it’s not gone to waste

[sly quest]

Yeah, we’re getting you in the coffin tho.

[south valve]

Sweet

I always hoped I’d get to die one day

[south valve]

Plink

[marsh iris]

true...

[south valve]

I never asked what your pfp is Jawa

Also, unrelated but

@drowsy lynx

[delicate vapor]

At the mall

What y’all want

[acoustic pebble]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[marsh iris]

you back safely

[acoustic pebble]

ALICE WAS HERE AND NOONE TOLD ME?!?

[twin flower]

Get me some shampoo, im out

[hazy valley]

I'm going to make you immortal now. Destroying your dreams

[delicate vapor]

Impossible

[sly quest]

Die with deez nuts in your mouth

[twin flower]

Alice is back

[south valve]

Hammer

[twin flower]

There

[south valve]

NOOOO

[acoustic pebble]

YOU'RE TOO LATE YOU SINGLE TESTICAL!!!!

[hazy valley]

It was a surprise! So uh... surprise?

[acoustic pebble]

...

[delicate vapor]

Happy birthday

[acoustic pebble]

You're lucky I like you ENOUGH

[sly quest]

Aloha

[hazy valley]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[south valve]

Only if it’s from the person below me

[acoustic pebble]

ALOHA

[hazy valley]

the insurance money looms

[acoustic pebble]

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!?

[south valve]

Hey criminal

[marsh iris]

happy sharkday

[sly quest]

Well, it’s your lucky day bussy

BUDDY

NOT BUSSY

[twin flower]

BUSSY

[sly quest]

OH MY GOD

[hazy valley]

BUSSY

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to end you

[twin flower]

She said bussy..

[acoustic pebble]

BUSSY

[hazy valley]

for the insurance money?

[marsh iris]

damn

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

[south valve]

WHY WAS THAT AN AUTOCORRECT???

[sly quest]

[slender aurora]

It's my bussy's lucky day???

[acoustic pebble]

...no

Shut up

[sly quest]

NO I MISCLICKED

[south valve]

HOW OFTEN DK YOU SAY BUSSY?

[hazy valley]

why are you ending me then?

[marsh iris]

freakky ahh autocorrect

[sly quest]

I DONT???

[drowsy lynx]

#zealot-class message

[twin flower]

Me and my.. bussies..

[acoustic pebble]

It's a figure of speech!

[hazy valley]

can you kiss the bullet before you shoot me

[sly quest]

What even is that reaction.

[hazy valley]

make the divorce more fun

[acoustic pebble]

I've kissed many bullets

None could match my intensity

[south valve]

Anyway, I’d only function as a bussy to the person below me

[twin flower]

Just making a joke bussy, chill

[hazy valley]

wow it won't even be special

[sly quest]

No. You’re CANCELED.

[acoustic pebble]

BITCH YOU TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED?!?

[twin flower]

Ok ok I'll stop

-# For now

[sly quest]

LMAOAO

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[hazy valley]

HUH? NO?? I don't kill anyone but HERETICS (I make an exception for a certain Slaaneshi follower) and unless you're a follower of Nurgle or something you're fine

[vivid zinc]

Okay the mix of drinking + weed is too much I gotta nap. Cya everyone, happy Alice is back

[south valve]

Comes back unannounced
Claims to be “””alive”””
Starts demanding bussy

[rapid meteor]

Give me your address so I can steal your mattress

[rapid meteor]

I promise I won't steal your refrigerator

[fading otter]

Have a good one

[hazy valley]

going on that date changed Alice so much wow

[marsh iris]

date huh...

[south valve]

I’m inside it

[sly quest]

Datide

[marsh iris]

😔

[rapid meteor]

Damn you're getting eaten?

Freaky

[south valve]

I never said this btw

[fading otter]

Indiana Jones?

[rapid meteor]

Lol

[south valve]

😝

[rapid meteor]

@sly quest glad to see you're alive

[south valve]

We don’t know that she is

[hazy valley]

Painted is confirmed a freak too wow

[sly quest]

Hello hello. Glad to see you well too.

[rapid meteor]

I am suffering 😂

[hazy valley]

can't believe Alice doesn't remember me

[south valve]

Ohh why?

[south valve]

Oh LMAO forgot about that

[sly quest]

Oh? Are you okay?

[sly quest]

Wdym?

[south valve]

Have you spoken to this person before today?

[delicate vapor]

[rapid meteor]

@south valve @sly quest I went on a date today, I got ghosted because I won't take my date home, first date I won't do that lol

[sly quest]

You mean… kat?

[south valve]

OH FUCK, I’m so sorry!

[tawdry edge]

hello al
you have been missing for quite a while now

[patent grove]

I didn't even notice the assassin was gone for a week but I'm gemerally oblivious to my surroundings

[sly quest]

Oh yeah I get it, hope you’re okay, remember it’s not your fault.

[jaunty path]

Hi alice

[sly quest]

Hello Lynxiee. How are you doing.

[south valve]

Person sounds like an asshole ngl

[sly quest]

Hello Missus:)

[tawdry edge]

[rapid meteor]

She literally texted me 30 minutes into me waiting for her at a restaurant and said she got other plans and that she can't trust me because I won't take her home on the first date

[south valve]

Who?

[rapid meteor]

It is what it is, I got Mexican food as replacement 😂

[sly quest]

Oh hell no. You literally dodged a bullet there. Please don’t be upset cuz this is weird asf😭

[patent grove]

Who even wants to go to someones house on a first date

[south valve]

Literally 0 respect from her

[sleek harness]

The homeless

[sly quest]

Most people in the big 2026 sadly

[tawdry edge]

people have been worried about you al

you cant just disappear like dat

[sly quest]

I’m sorry, yes I will do better

[rapid meteor]

I'm not too bothered with it, too busy nowadays, like genuinely for the first time in years my life is actually looking great and on an upward trajectory

[sly quest]

[patent grove]

That just seems a little weird to me

[rapid meteor]

Haha yeah

[south valve]

Genuinely don’t worry about it, we’re all just paranoid I think :)

Or well, I was

[sly quest]

Great news. So proud of you! I can tell you will have a wonderful year, I believe in you.

[patent grove]

She wanted to harvest your organs in the privacy of your home

[south valve]

Yeah, that’s what I woulda did

[sly quest]

Talk about death and killing people a bit less and you will be fine, I believe in you.

[patent grove]

Are you her!!

[rapid meteor]

Someone who probably wants to steal from me

[rapid meteor]

Yes yes

[hazy valley]

I'm too sneaky

[hazy valley]

do you know who I am

[south valve]

Oh, was I actually rude? I’m sorry if I was

[rapid meteor]

I mean, I'm literally planning to buy a house within a year from now, in this economy, that's a miracle

[sly quest]

Kat… you still have the same @.

[sly quest]

You weren’t, I was making a joke.

[south valve]

This is peak news!!

[south valve]

Ohh okay

[rapid meteor]

I'm the one who harvests org- who said that?

[sly quest]

That’s so cool! Good job and good luck!

[hazy valley]

I need to change it next time

I changed everything else though

[south valve]

Be more funny and you’ll be fine. (joke)

[marsh iris]

trying

[rapid meteor]

My issue is searching for a house have been giving me headaches 😂

[sly quest]

You still talk like kat, still act like her, didn’t change much after all.

[south valve]

Purple ork 🫵

[south valve]

Oh god, I can imagine

[rapid meteor]

I found a house that somehow has 1 bedroom and 2 bathrooms, idk how that works but well, it's that

[hazy valley]

when I first changed my profile a few people noticed right away just because of how I type

[south valve]

Sounds nice

[hazy valley]

I need acting lessons

[south valve]

Trouble is no guest room ig

[rapid meteor]

Why would I need 2 bathrooms 😂😂😂

[south valve]

You had me fooled ❤️

[hazy valley]

what if one bathroom breaks? or if you have a guest over and you don't want them to use your special bathroom?

[south valve]

Go for the 2 in 1 distance record 🔥

[rapid meteor]

Breh

[sudden skiff]

Is gothic armada fun?

[rapid meteor]

I also found a house built in 1848 for half a million lol

[sly quest]

For you and for deez nuts.

[rapid meteor]

Breh

[south valve]

Who’s deez nuts?

[sly quest]

In your mouth

[south valve]

Who’s in my mouth?

[marsh iris]

[warm gyro]

[rapid meteor]

There's also this very I think hexagon or octagon shaped house, it's very weird looking

[south valve]

Lynxiee don’t look in chat

[tawdry edge]

i am looking

[south valve]

It’s a different Painted

There’s 2 of us

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[stuck crescent]

Pervert painted

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

Weird that this Painted is also friended with me

[south valve]

I don’t have to be

(Joke)

[rapid meteor]

But I am interested in a house with 4 beds and 3 baths with over an acre of land and a little over 2,000 sqft of housing space for 350k

[sleek harness]

I also don't have to be a pain in your ass

But it's funny

[south valve]

DAMN okay

[low blade]

Something something buy Necromunda

🥜

[stuck crescent]

Know what I'm interested in?

HATING THE KRIEG

[sleek harness]

This server is full of weirdos
Is weirdo

[sudden skiff]

This server is full of pregnant people

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[sly quest]

And you’re the baby

Congratulations

[south valve]

Why do people have that emoji?

[sleek harness]

Funny

[stuck crescent]

Because

[twin flower]

Why not

[sleek harness]

It's all for the funny

[rapid meteor]

Lol

[hazy valley]

And I'm the only normal person of course

[sleek harness]

Who the hell are you

[true widget]

girlfriend just got me pregnant

[sleek harness]

Get out of my server

[hazy valley]

I just told you. I'm the normal person

[rapid meteor]

🥖

[sleek harness]

Oh okay cool

Normal Person

[jaunty path]

Abnetts books are disgustingly heterosexual.

[sudden skiff]

Girlfriend ain’t have period ever since she got pregat

[hazy valley]

what about this one

[true widget]

het??!!! Ew

[true widget]

strange isnt it

[elder merlin]

[rapid meteor]

wtf is going on?

[south valve]

Um

[sleek harness]

This seems like r34 material

[jaunty path]

dat be biology

[hazy valley]

how else is a Skaven born

[drowsy lynx]

nature, um, finds a way

[sleek harness]

Obviously not that way

It's by a woman

[jaunty path]

If ur periods stop you're either majorly depressed or pregnant

or some other thing

[sudden skiff]

Liar

[hazy valley]

we're all being normal and apparently also pregnant

[sudden skiff]

Not true

[true widget]

biology?? Sounds stupid

[jaunty path]

read a book you dummy

[rapid meteor]

ill just keeping looking for a house i guess

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[true widget]

made up word

[sleek harness]

I am normal and you all freaks

[hard crane]

nothing out of the usual for this discord

[sudden skiff]

It’s because fetuses are vampire before they are born and they drink it

[analog gorge]

Hello varlets

[true widget]

what even is biology

pssh

[sly quest]

Hello

[south valve]

SAVE YOURSELF, RUN

[hard crane]

nerd stuff made up by nerds

[sudden skiff]

Some made up nerd stuff

[south valve]

hi!

[sleek harness]

Organs

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, Pepsi man

[true widget]

sounds made up

[sudden skiff]

Stole my whole flow

[true widget]

ORGANS?? sounds like NERD TALK

[hard crane]

sounds like something a nerd would say

[sudden skiff]

Dammit

I sold my lungs for a $2 bill

[hard crane]

woah thats expensive

[south valve]

How do you breathe?

[rapid meteor]

who wanna see the weird stuff i find in bathrooms in these listings?

[true widget]

I remember almost winning my first random yomi hustle match and then I got my ass kicked by them while they were one hit away from dying

[sudden skiff]

General Grievous built me new ones

[true widget]

and then I got my ass kicked again and again

[twin flower]

No

[true widget]

and I was just sad

[south valve]

Ohh okay

[rapid meteor]

its not even that bad, its just bathroom designs XD

[elder merlin]

One day we'll all be toaster fuckers

It is inevitable

[sly quest]

I guess bruh

[twin flower]

When my toaster starts talking

[south valve]

Is it weird that I feel sick

[sleek harness]

It's cheap

[rapid meteor]

put it in a bathtub

[hard crane]

would finding a toaster STC mean you can own the entirity of the admech

[twin flower]

drink some oiter

[south valve]

Oiter

Yes I will do

Thank you mac

[fair bridge]

modders vibe coding cyberpunk mods that already exist and using ai to also write the descriptions is very funny

[rapid meteor]

welp, i now own 4 PCs

how tf did i even get here, idk

[south valve]

How???

Why???

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Give me one of them

[true widget]

ai ai ai ai aia ia ia ia i

[drowsy lynx]

I imagine you just put them in a pile so you can lay on your hoard like smaug

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[true widget]

ears started ringing out of nowhere what does this mean

for my future

[fair bridge]

i get that too sometimes

it's wild

[drowsy lynx]

tinnitus

[true widget]

like it was just casual quiet and then the quiet decided it wasnt loud enough

[sudden skiff]

You have tonight this

[twin flower]

Its your spider senses

[drowsy lynx]

can happen as a result of a auditory sensor hair breaking or mild brain damage

[south valve]

🔔 🔔 🔔

[rapid meteor]

so i bought my gaming laptop that has a 4050 in it, i built my main PC this year for 1,200 with 64GB of ram and a 9060XT 16GB, i was gifted a PC with 5070Ti and 32GB of ram, the other day i was gifted a mini PC with 32GB of ram

[true widget]

stop talking to me about ur nerd stuff,, what does that even mean?? heh

[sudden skiff]

Ear cancer

[true widget]

What

[true widget]

ok sor

[sudden skiff]

Your ears now carry nurgles plagues

[astral basin]

Tinnitus is common when your sense of sound needs to adjust
Consult a doctor if the issue persists

[fair bridge]

better apologize that fuckin cat looks Violent

[timber elk]

rides on a lama into chat hi everyone :]

[true widget]

i wanna play a scary game that actually makes me scream and cry

no games do that nowdays

nowadays

[true widget]

now day

day now

[rapid meteor]

@south valve does this explain it?

[true widget]

right now

[south valve]

Yes yes, I see

[sudden skiff]

Play five nights at freaky’s

[sly quest]

Amongus

[south valve]

Thank you

[true widget]

alice thats a pretty funny joke

[rapid meteor]

so yes, im not sure how it happened but here we are XD

[sly quest]

I know. I’m funny ash.

[fair bridge]

where have u been

[south valve]

Holding back from saying certain things
Hi!

[true widget]

is that like ur nickname who is ash

what does this mean

[rapid meteor]

and i have several old laptops that im trying to do something with

[sly quest]

Moving to a new house, hi

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

Congratulations

[true widget]

hello

[sly quest]

Thank you

[true widget]

guys have you ever

like

[tight pine]

Is bro trying to summon skarbrand?

[true widget]

you know

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

only real ones know

you know who you are

you know

the real ones know what im talking about

heh

[twin flower]

oh yeah for sure

[sudden skiff]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

Paid â siarad drwy dy het

[twin flower]

|| I dont know ||

[rapid meteor]

i should connect my PCs together into one super computer

[true widget]

guys cmon

YOU KNOW what im talking about

[sudden skiff]

I was going to call you schizophrenic but the server automatically deleted my message

[true widget]

yknow.. you know

[tender horizon]

You can't short form it

[tight pine]

And that guy that stinks a bit too?

[true widget]

i ate the powder that makes u wanna vc and play games with friends

[true widget]

oh bye

[sudden skiff]

Lame powder

[true widget]

yeah,,

i suppose

siiiiiiiigh

[stuck crescent]

Dwp, twp even

[sudden skiff]

I ate the powder that makes you grab your car keys and refuse to use a turn signal

[true widget]

wow good thing i have the powder that helps you use a turn signal

do you want it

[sudden skiff]

No I want a DUI

[south valve]

Watch out for that pothole

[tight pine]

And a verminlord too!

[south valve]

🕳️

[hidden whale]

im suddenly addicted to playing music in ff14 😔

[south valve]

He really activated those ears

[rapid meteor]

bleh bleh bleh

[sly quest]

#Canon

[stuck crescent]

🥔 🕳️

[jaunty path]

Need another funny book to read sometime soon.

[sudden skiff]

Ireland mentioned

[timber elk]

What does that mean

[south valve]

Still don’t get it

[stuck crescent]

POTATOE IS FROM PERU

[rain idol]

I was playing darktide last night on heresy and fell asleep twice Midway through the level and still won and what's your excuse?

[true widget]

you must Love this sticker

[south valve]

There’s a joke I could make

[tight pine]

He’s gonna 🌮

[south valve]

That I won’t

[timber elk]

Say it

[true widget]

heresy YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

[timber elk]

[south valve]

I have the strength not to

[twin flower]

Say it in my DM's

[sudden skiff]

wtf is a peru

[true widget]

darktide has been eating my ass though for some reason idk

[stuck crescent]

.....a country

[timber elk]

Fucking saying it you fricker

[fair bridge]

i'm starting to sympathize with people who come in here and complain about people leaving when they get downed

[timber elk]

[south valve]

Mmmmm

Nah

[sudden skiff]

No you made that up

[rain idol]

Kangaroo clearly

[twin flower]

Be unhinged, always

[true widget]

or im just washed after 500 hours in darktide

[azure karma]

Are people really that impatient 😭

[true widget]

i understand if u died fUlly but if u get downed and leave immediately ur a bitch

[sly quest]

Ball nanami…

[azure karma]

Hi

[true widget]

we all rage quit atleast once.,, it happens, its okay, ive been there

[south valve]

Honestly it probably wouldn’t be that bad, but I’ve overhyped it now so

[tight pine]

Yes, also I think your gonna become red in 3 hours

[sudden skiff]

https://imgur.com/gifs/drake-giving-lil-yachty-backshots-five-nights-at-diddys

[fading otter]

I’ve done it once or twice and it’s literally just out of pure crippling shame, not even anger

[azure karma]

Gulp

[delicate vapor]

first descendant feels nice now with higher frames

[true widget]

uh

😭

[stuck crescent]

Possibly

[fading otter]

Like “damn I’m dead weight” type shit

[sly quest]

Do NOT french me. @south valve

[hidden whale]

wow I am NOT clicking that

O.O

[hazy valley]

wdym I never rage quit

[rain idol]

YO LOL

[stuck crescent]

Honhonhon

[true widget]

Looks at You

[hazy valley]

if I drop out of a game I disconnected because my cat chewed on my router cables

[hidden whale]

I have learned 4 songs in ff14 so far

I am a bard gremlin

[hazy valley]

NICE

Which ones??

[rain idol]

Je suis! Uhh baguette

[true widget]

put armor on ur router cables what are u doing

do u even lijke,, want tofix the probvlem?? cmon dude.. heh h ,.

[hazy valley]

if I die I watch the team with popcorn

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im tired

[hidden whale]

uhh. I can play zeldas lullaby, song of storms, to zanarkand, and resident evil 1 save room

[true widget]

me too

ive rage quitted before though i mean

[hazy valley]

just wait until you hear tacos

[hidden whale]

its actually HARDER to play music in this game than it is irl

[true widget]

it happens

[elder merlin]

Possibly

[true widget]

hmm hmm hm

[hidden whale]

is that a band

[hazy valley]

I've had games where I was so mad but spite usually channels through me instead of rage. Like I'll sit there and go "ok let's see how long you last without me" and then cackle when a team falls over the second I die

I can be a little vindictive sometimes (just very quietly vindictive)

[delicate vapor]

4 hours of sleep getting to me

[hazy valley]

THEY'RE BIG
THEY'RE FAT
THEY'RE TACOS

[fair bridge]

there are people that are just fuckin straight up stupid

[hidden whale]

?? o.o

[fair bridge]

like you see the objective

[true widget]

true

[fair bridge]

you know what you need to do

[hidden whale]

hi :3

[true widget]

what pisses me off even M or e

[south valve]

Lie down and close your eyes challenge

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is w ahwne you'Re rr ight ther abotu to revive thtme

[sly quest]

Call it.

[true widget]

and they LEAVE

RIFGHTWHEN U GET THERE

[fair bridge]

tails

[hazy valley]

I'll accept this challenge

[hidden whale]

heads

heh

[fair bridge]

happened to me last game with goober and it pmo

[hidden whale]

ive actually only seen one other bard play so far

[true widget]

goober did it??!!

wow..

[fair bridge]

i'm not even kidding when i say most of the dumb people i see doing this kind of stuff are console players

[south valve]

Gonna try it rn. In other words, goodnight gaymers

[fair bridge]

no some rando

[hidden whale]

they played careless whisper lol

[true widget]

i assumed

what do u think im STUPID

[marsh iris]

love that song

[hazy valley]

OH YOU MEANT THE BARD SONGS

I thought you mean like the boss themes or dungeon themes

[hidden whale]

oh nah

ive been playing actual music with the bard class lol

[fair bridge]

if fatshark gave us the ability to disable crossplay i would be very happy

[marsh iris]

i play careless whisper in mordhau while 2 people dueling

[true widget]

i have love for pc and console equally cause i know how it feels to be nerfed by having to take 30 minutes to turn and look behind you BUT

it is usually Console players..

[hazy valley]

lemme find something hold on

[sudden skiff]

And no FOV sliders

[true widget]

i was stuck with a console for Years

not even a good one either a fucking playstation

i hate sony

[marsh iris]

[true widget]

no crossplay on any games and u have to buy playstation plus to play online on any online game that isnt fortnite

💢

pisses me off

[timber elk]

SO YOUR CALLING ME DUMB BECAUSE IM A CONSOLE PLAYER

[sudden skiff]

Yes

Fight back lamb

[timber elk]

Nah.

sits on the floor and slowly eats a burger that was 2x his size

[sudden skiff]

You never had the makings to be a varsity athlete

[true widget]

its not all console players but its always a console player

[timber elk]

A. She was a whowa and B. I’m a made guy.

[sudden skiff]

Who knew that when he said Greasing the Union this is what he meant

[timber elk]

VITO SPATAFORE IS A ASS MUNCHER🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[rain idol]

It's good to know that 4 years in Paris paid off

[true widget]

it didnt

you SUCK

get out of my sight NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sudden skiff]

That sugarless motherfucker is that last thing you’re gonna taste

[rain idol]

[true widget]

no i lied im sorry

[visual vortex]

yeah

[timber elk]

But….i got a gooma! With kids!

(Wait I think I said that wrong)

[toxic tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-hello-everyone-gif-20065462

[sly quest]

Nice virus

[visual vortex]

nice IP grabber

[timber elk]

Oof

I looked at it

Oh well

[marsh iris]

nice ass

[sudden skiff]

He said
“No Tony please”

[timber elk]

I thought it was him begging for his mommy?

[toxic tangle]

ur bank account is mine

[timber elk]

Before he gets blasted by big pussy and Tony

[visual vortex]

😞

[timber elk]

I only have 3$ in there

[visual vortex]

my 5 cents

[marsh iris]

take it, its empty anyway

[visual vortex]

gone

[sudden skiff]

The poison ivy, whatever happened there

[timber elk]

Okay but you gotta get over it.

[toxic tangle]

sad cya

[hazy valley]

I have a negative balance after a $2000 yuri commission you can have my debt

[visual vortex]

i forgot what i was going to do

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

…….what…..

[shadow wraith]

I am new to this game, should I play on malice difficulty?

[visual vortex]

play on havoc 40

[hazy valley]

I was joking!

[visual vortex]

it's rlly easy

[sudden skiff]

Why am I just now playing battlefleet Gothic Armada, this game is badass

[rapid meteor]

Auric maelstrom

[timber elk]

I don’t think you are

Show me your search history or I’m getting my brothers and sisters and we are gonna beat you with cucumbers.

[hazy valley]

that won't work on me I eat those

[marsh iris]

try to max level your character, start from uprising, malice at lvl 15, heresy (good luck lol) at lvl 20, damnation at 25

[visual vortex]

keep talkin and ill bring my interdimensonal boyfriend to kick ur ass like chris-chan

[rain idol]

😃

[timber elk]

thousands of lambs suddenly swarm heist as they all stare up at him

[visual vortex]

PAYDAY: The Heist

[timber elk]

The heist of hiding your body

[visual vortex]

that would be very funny

[marsh iris]

kitkat heist should be a thing

[visual vortex]

just make sure to cut me up to make it easier to hide me

[timber elk]

Stealing the coca-cola recipe

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

Okay than carrots.

[visual vortex]

just use a hammer

[timber elk]

After we beat you up. We are gonna make you a steak and mash potato dinner. Tuck you into bed and leave.

[visual vortex]

or one of those hedgecutters

i think they're called hedgecutters

but they're good at cutting through bones and small tree trunks

[marsh iris]

like a chainsword

[timber elk]

No we are gonna use small rusty forks

[visual vortex]

Yeah like that

But they're like handheld

[graceful hamlet]

Practice, level up, and get consistent with the game mechanics. Stick to whatever you’re comfortable with until you can consistently do it without dying 5 times etc

[marsh iris]

chainsword are... not handheld?

[visual vortex]

Wait chainsaws are handheld

Shit i dont know its name

[marsh iris]

weedifier

im making shit up

[visual vortex]

No no

It's

Hang on

It's not a hedge trimmer

[marsh iris]

hedgin' it

[visual vortex]

RECIPROCATING SAW

i found it

We have this one here with a massive saw bit

[timber elk]

is already asleep from a Taco Bell food coma

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams lamball

[fair bridge]

just that console players tend to suck that's all

not all of them

just a higher chance of suckage

[visual vortex]

Lamball's a console player?

[marsh iris]

huh looks like one you cut planks with

or veneers

[visual vortex]

The miter saw?

Fuckkkk i love the miter saw

[marsh iris]

a small sawblade that move back and forth by a handheld motor

[visual vortex]

I think the reciprocating saw just moves back and forward rapidly

[delicate vapor]

amazon sent the wrong item

[visual vortex]

You kind of have to put some force to get it moving at first but it makes a nice whirring sound

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

genestealers got that miter saw for rocks

[visual vortex]

I like that genestealers use mining tools and stuff

[hazy valley]

You're too late! I'm already in bed

[visual vortex]

I wish there was a free skin for the pickaxe where it's just a wooden handle with a rusted edge

[marsh iris]

mining lasers and earth sonic cannon thing

[delicate vapor]

now i gotta return this item

[timber elk]

And your also too late stinky. I’m somehow awaken from my Taco Bell food coma that costed me 2,000$ to fulfill said coma……

falls into a food coma again

[sly quest]

Me too, good night Kat!

Good night everyone

[timber elk]

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[hazy valley]

Good night Alice!

[delicate vapor]

goobnight

[visual vortex]

Dead space

[marsh iris]

night

[hazy valley]

Quick 1 hour nap then maybe Darktide

[delicate vapor]

1 hour nap

8 hour sleep

[marsh iris]

2nd sleep

[delicate vapor]

got my $25.98 back

[marsh iris]

sleepbreak

[delicate vapor]

had to order the same item off temu

[marsh iris]

funny death scenes

[visual vortex]

Issac clarke is strong enough without armor to the point of being able to punch the head off of a mutated kid made of pure muscle

[shell goblet]

who tf in here named their scum pregg 😭 🫃

[delicate vapor]

[stark bobcat]

Thragg if he was cool

[fleet beacon]

Damn kids

[marsh iris]

hello gramps

[delicate vapor]

wonder vhat my next dream vill be

[visual vortex]

Hi grandpa 🙌

[drowsy lynx]

eating fried chicken

[visual vortex]

I think the spider in my pc died dead space style

[delicate vapor]

gotta master rank thammer

[fleet beacon]

Only if the chicken is country fried mmm

[delicate vapor]

only a spoonful

[fair cradle]

Powder that makes you say "skitarii tomorrow"

[nocturne bloom]

ive met more people on pc that suck farts from the source than my years on xbox

[delicate vapor]

that dream of LoL still haunts me

[obsidian wren]

23 days

23

Days

[delicate vapor]

green

[obsidian wren]

23 days is all thats left

Before skitarii arrives

[delicate vapor]

23 days until knicks

[obsidian wren]

23 days was all it took

[jaunty path]

23 days until unbalanced slop comes out.

[delicate vapor]

23 days till grey name flood

[fleet beacon]

What are you blabbering about in 23 days

[jaunty path]

and a little more after it gets nerfed.

[jaunty path]

skitty

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Theyll all be banned

anyway

[delicate vapor]

only 0.1% will survive and have a functioning brain

[jaunty path]

I need to read some krieg books so I can larp properly

[fleet beacon]

You just take a shovel damnit

And hit something

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna put you in the ground with one

[fleet beacon]

Come and try it

[delicate vapor]

word on the street
someone here paid 80 for a 3.5

[blazing ibex]

home

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are into mud play

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Welcome home

I'm about to AFK for a bit, Havoc?

[delicate vapor]

hmm

Sloptide
Slopframe
Sloparia
Slop raiders
vhich vhan to play..

[fair bridge]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[delicate vapor]

old elden ring review of mine just being a fat capybara

[mystic fossil]

i'm down

in a bit

[twin dirge]

Try finger
But hole

[delicate vapor]

kid name finger

[nocturne bloom]

all the time

[twin dirge]

Dog ahead

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Fort Night

[delicate vapor]

on my fourth night

[blazing ibex]

shur

[true widget]

i am

back

[shell creek]

FATSHARK!!!! BRING THE KASRKIN SET BACK TO THE SHOP, AND MY PAYCHECK IS YOURS!

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

hi elios

[delicate vapor]

greets

[sleek harness]

Elios

Should I play Monster Hunter Rise

[delicate vapor]

yea

[sleek harness]

Or play Stellaris as a ork

[delicate vapor]

Stellaris

[formal mortar]

Monster Hunter as an ork

[sleek harness]

I can't do that sadly

[formal mortar]

Bruh

[sleek harness]

Unless you want me to roleplay as a ork

[formal mortar]

Have fun doing what it is that you do

[sleek harness]

Or cyberpunk as a strength 20 gigachad

[sleek harness]

Shush

[delicate vapor]

this one sounds good

[sleek harness]

I am trying to annoy him here

[formal mortar]

Gorilla arms lookin ass

[sleek harness]

Or Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 with no stealing challenge

[delicate vapor]

idk much on that game

[sleek harness]

Basically medieval RPG

[formal mortar]

It's a game about hooking up with maidens

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Surprisingly I never did with bathwomens

[formal mortar]

Also gaslighting people

[sleek harness]

Not a single time

[sleek harness]

Any RPG game has gaslight mechanics

[formal mortar]

Yeah but you can murder someone in front of a guard and lie your way out of it

[sleek harness]

I mean you need to have max level on the type of lying

If not you are going to get murdered on the ropes

[modest flume]

Settle down, sweetheart. You can join too

[sleek harness]

Mallow is such a yandere

[twin dirge]

Gabagool

[hazy kestrel]

Over ‘ere!

[twin dirge]

@/arousingavocado consider me aroused

[mystic fossil]

when, you doing it

[twin dirge]

Hey personman manperson

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aki

[twin dirge]

How goes you

[hazy kestrel]

How are you

Fine

[twin dirge]

I am doing a well

[delicate vapor]

zhanks you

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[twin dirge]

Full mast all thrust

That well is getting railed

[mystic fossil]

guys AI might be replacing more people than i thought in this server

[twin dirge]

I'm AI

[hazy kestrel]

Do not shank me, please.

[twin dirge]

They turned me into a robot

[twin dirge]

Woah

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Missus

[twin dirge]

Hello woman miss

[jaunty path]

Hi Personman