general-chat

[jaunty path]

let their pain fuel you

[lilac crag]

no i want ppl to have fun

[solid harbor]

But Auric is fun

I just need friends to play it

[jaunty path]

Pain is fun

[lilac crag]

for some people yah but if theyre not ready for it then who am i to force them ykwim

[lusty estuary]

i pretty much exclusively play auric unless somebody i'm with suggests otherwise but like i'm still confused by it

[lilac crag]

if someone dont wanna do auric im not just gonna go and say SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP

[lusty estuary]

the jump in difficulty for auric really isn't that sharp

[jaunty path]

if ya in damnation

ur good

[delicate vapor]

oh right i gotta max out thammer

[solid harbor]

I think heresy to damnation is the harshest difficulty spike, besides that, most usually are pretty close to one another

[lusty estuary]

unless you're doing a run of high intensity shock troop gauntlet where the game director has been replaced by a real actual fat shark employee trying to sabotage your game in particular auric is like playing damnation but the air smells a little different

[jaunty path]

Listen before the crusher spawn reduction

auric was nothing

in auric right now its a lot harder

but its fine

[twin flower]

I thought when they said they were fixing Carapce I thoguht maybe you could finally peel the armor off or something

Not.. reduced the enemy with Carapace

[lusty estuary]

that would've been funny

naked crushers

[jaunty path]

They change the single spawn cost value without considering the other enemies

clown dev

eugh

its like its being dev'd by the 3 stooges.

[twin flower]

i think its sick you get to see the armor get bonched when you hit them with a Thammer

[solid harbor]

Is rotten armor still in rotation?

[twin flower]

very graphic

I thought it'd be something like that

[jaunty path]

Havent seen it

[solid harbor]

✊ ⛓️‍💥 ✊

[jaunty path]

Loser

rot armor is pawesome

[delicate vapor]

kill 7 billion people

[twin flower]

will you push that button?

[delicate vapor]

yes

[solid harbor]

I don't enjoy dealing with carapace armor in large quantities. Personally for me it just slows downs the game unnecessarily

[jaunty path]

high carapace horde should be a modifier

[delicate vapor]

car space? yea

[twin flower]

armored groaners

[misty smelt]

final toll and emperors fading light are the current 2

[lusty estuary]

the infected moebian 21st are getting an upgrade

mauler armor for EVERYONE!!!!

[solid harbor]

I guess it would give smykers justifiable explanation to bringing smite.

"It's for the carapace horde, trust"

[jaunty path]

No it wouldn't

PEEL OFF THEIR FUCKING SKIN

[solid harbor]

I never got the hate for smite tbh

Is it like the gas passer from TF2 or smth?

[jaunty path]

See the thing is

Its not as satisfying to kill a horde of ragers

[twin flower]

Missus doesnt like her games to be easier with smykers

she likes cbt gameplay

[jaunty path]

when theyre frozen.

[solid harbor]

So it is like the Gas Passer from TF2, i see

[twin flower]

And god forbid players who enjoy smyker gameplay

[jaunty path]

Its easy to die in an instant when dealing with ragers

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

and it requires a bit of technique

[twin flower]

idk what that is

[jaunty path]

when executed correctly

very satisfying

I use tac axe because its a great all arounder

especially for dealing with ragers

its SATISFYING

[solid harbor]

It's a weapon Pyro can use in Mann vs. Machine, that the Mann vs. Machine community despises because it can obliterate enemies in seconds

[jaunty path]

to shut down a rager in that way

If i had what was essentially a phlog tf2 pyro

kill them instantly

with no actual cost

I would be very annoyed.

(I am)

[solid harbor]

The justification being "it ruins the fun of the game for everyone else"

[twin flower]

Weird

Id take a free win tho ngl

[jaunty path]

Do you have fun playing games on easy mode

cuz i sure fuckin dont

[twin flower]

Just cuz it makes the run 'easier' doesnt make it easy mode Missus

[jaunty path]

I load up gamemode 1000 crushers

because

dodging crushers

is very fun

I didnt load this game

To hit

static targets

[lilac crag]

ok

fs decided today is bad teammate day

[true widget]

i think

[twin flower]

Yeah but if people like playing smyker because its fun then let them have fun that way too

[true widget]

im too tired to play anything

[lilac crag]

its ok

u should go to bed

[jaunty path]

No screw them I just leave the damn game because I don't want a frozen fuckin video game

[true widget]

im not mad

💢

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

i am

[solid harbor]

Ever thought of trying to do challenge runs. Like, make a new character and use arbitrary rules to get to havoc 40 or smth?

[lilac crag]

im actually pretty downtrodden rn

[rain idol]

Shame you didn’t get me heh! (it’s 2:30 in the morning I would love to but I would probably play like shit)

[lilac crag]

i wish lobotomites were a thing of the past

[twin flower]

Its not even freezing all the enemies tho?

[jaunty path]

No.

[solid harbor]

Skill Bad or Socially Inept?

[true widget]

one more game

onme mor gam

on em

[lilac crag]

skill bad

[lusty estuary]

do you have an open slot

let me in

[true widget]

mo egierhjgr jnSE: 💢

[lilac crag]

yeah

[true widget]

ues

yes

we do

[lusty estuary]

one sec let me grab my frieend code

[lilac crag]

im swapping to ogryn and we are doing auric

[true widget]

ok

[solid harbor]

I thought it would be up your alley, since you like more difficulty

[twin flower]

She just hates smykers

God forbid people have their own fun

[lilac crag]

i love having to pull my sleeves up because incompetence is a common thing for my beloved veteran kin

forego my fun just so i can win a game

im seething

mb

[jaunty path]

I mean I thought about doing that

[lusty estuary]

6537184049

[jaunty path]

dont feel like it though

[lusty estuary]

tag me in coach

[lilac crag]

tagged

[jaunty path]

But thats not gonna solve the issue me thinks

[lilac crag]

surely we win now.

[jaunty path]

I just play solo sometimes

[true widget]

sure ly ,

[lusty estuary]

if i flub i'm killing myself

[true widget]

Me too

[delicate vapor]

when does it get better

[jaunty path]

Beer

[lilac crag]

make it 3

[solid harbor]

Veterans get a bad rep, yeah.

I guess it's mostly because it is the "Noob Friendly" class. So a lot of newer players use it without knowing what they are doing exactly

[true widget]

nothing will stop me now

[rain idol]

They say 4 is a lucky number count me in

[lilac crag]

no i want u alive

enjoy the game in my stead nemesor

[true widget]

im so Tired

not even i think im just mad

[rain idol]

Oooo alright since you asked so politely

[jaunty path]

If you have any complaints about this video game that isn't framerate/crash related and use Dueling Sword on every class your problems aren't real and don't matter.

[true widget]

and my game is LAgging ok

[solid harbor]

I think i've only used dueling sword on psyker and veteran. Didn't even know it was originally a Zealot only weapon, and i've been playing since the beta 😭

[jaunty path]

DUELING SWORD ON ZEALOT IS CLOWN BEHAVIOR.

[pure quail]

Stop using dueling swords. Melee was never meant for elite killing. Krak grenades were invented for a reason.

[jaunty path]

YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST CLASSES FOR MELEE IN THIS GAME AND YOU USE THE WORST MELEE IN THIS GODDAMN VIDEO GAME???

[solid harbor]

I use shovel nowadays to deal with elites. Unironically it works pretty well

[pure quail]

Based

[jaunty path]

You should be relying on Melee for killing elites generally.

[twin flower]

The humble shovel

[jaunty path]

Its the most convenient

and makes for great ammo economy

[misty trench]

rely on purgatus 🙂

[twin flower]

With the ammount of gunners lately? Nah

[jaunty path]

Aquila.

[wintry fog]

shovel knight
vet melee build that uses shovel

[astral basin]

Pergatus

[pure quail]

What if my ammo economy relies on me just killing the chaff with big swings with big weapons and blasting peoples heads off with a plasma gun?

[solid harbor]

Yeah, i saw a guy make a build for "trench engineer" which revolved around using a shotgun and a shovel, and i got inspired to make something with that loadout

[astral basin]

Mfw i chucked all 3 kraks at the first two ogryn packs and two more are on their way

[pure quail]

Peak

[pure quail]

Then you die. And you die with honour and you die in the name of the emperor.

[jaunty path]

Uh you should be okay if you're just wacking anything near you with ur melee and killing things far off with ranged

I use ranged for killing things far off like snipers

and ranged for killing trappers at any ranged

its funny to snipe em

oh yeah

and flamers

[solid harbor]

I also learned you can make setups with the laspistol that have a stupid amount of crit chance.... Which is pretty fun to use

[jaunty path]

n bombers

[misty trench]

using a ranged weapon at all is unethical gameplay

[jaunty path]

Heavy las pistol is

VERY

good.

[twin flower]

Its funny how good it is

[pure quail]

On veteran I use ranged to kill any and all types of elites because a charged shot with the laser gun with a bayonet go pewpew

[solid harbor]

Sigmar Mindset

[true widget]

oh boy

[jaunty path]

You say this but one of the major issues w my play style on zealot at least is I dont use my ranged when I need to

[lusty estuary]

dude

[jaunty path]

My ranged is boltgun mark 3

[astral basin]

Shovel for general mayhem
Shotgun for blasting the marauders and ragers trying to itch your booty

[twin flower]

buddy

[true widget]

just, wow

[jaunty path]

which is good for getting out of a lot of things

[true widget]

LMFAO

[jaunty path]

and disrupting gunners

in groups

[pure quail]

Hell yeah brother

[true widget]

im sure xavier will save the day

[jaunty path]

So its great for killing gunners and closing distance at the same time.

[lusty estuary]

watching that veteran play was just

[astral basin]

I do the same on my zeal
Heavy evis
…db shotty
…i forget to reload after mincing the first rager in the pack

[solid harbor]

Words cannot describe how much i dislike ragers

[lilac crag]

i really think we need to kill people over video games

[lusty estuary]

i get it man there's a lot of shit happening on screen but i don't know why you don't just kill the ragers

[jaunty path]

Melee and ranged you use?

[jaunty path]

This is true but only with my opinions

[true widget]

not xavier..,, he didnt deserve it

[lusty estuary]

i should've popped VoC when i was trying to get you up s4mmy thats my bad

[true widget]

veteran though totally

[true widget]

ur good

[lilac crag]

xavier didnt throw his chem bombs.

[true widget]

fucking trapper man

[lilac crag]

3. chem bombs.

just.

not thrown in a mixed crowd.

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

But its REALLY satisfying quick swapping to the db and turning that rager into giblets
Before the sweepy gameplay of hevis

[true widget]

i wouldnt have died if it wasnt for the trapper

[solid harbor]

Shovel and shotgun is my current setup.

But, i just dislike them cause you gotta respect their wombo combo unless you have enough power to push them and tell "fuck off"

[true widget]

kill all trappers

kill al trapper s

[lusty estuary]

i'm tired of the abuse.

[true widget]

my game is lagging so much too dude i dont know whyt

moving at 1 frame per whenever

pissing me off

[jaunty path]

Ah I see. you should use DB on a group of them. I can link you a good vet build that uses that exact combo but not at strong with the VoC nerf and buff.

[lilac crag]

If i dont win this one, one of you will be sacrificed

[true widget]

me

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[wintry fog]

thank the greater good, there's ticks that need to be removed

[solid harbor]

Correction: I gotta git gud 💔

[lilac crag]

next person to piss me off today is going to get a tick in their pants

[delicate vapor]

[lusty estuary]

that edoesnt mean what you think it means

[astral basin]

I should probably learn to play the game but like. I dont play the game
So ill maintain never using the db shotty consistently

[astral basin]

The dog mod shouldve been a jokaero

[rain idol]

Depends on what difficulty you playing on

[jaunty path]

Use DB on them. get the cleave blessing on it

make them eat poop

[astral basin]

ROT BRAINED BASTARD

[lilac crag]

zealot barreled me off the map

rain of ticks in his pants

[true widget]

it was me

lagspike

[twin dirge]

This is why I use a pocket spearhead

Nothing survives the mag dump

[twin dirge]

Mmm, yes

[lilac crag]

bites my tongue very politely

[astral basin]

Hmmmmm yeeeessss, pedophile yodaaaa

Oops. Killed chat with that

[delicate vapor]

[weak badge]

How to fix performance issues, im a return ing player and the game runs very bad now i have stutters when combat starts, Ray racing is disabled

[whole bough]

just lost a havoc 30 cause
us 2 ogryns dropped down, the 2 still up got silent burstered, one died and other downed, then i got trapped through the ground by a trapper, and when the other ogryn tried to get me up another trapper got him

[woven sigil]

Check threads count in launcher

[polar tree]

I fucking hate Erebus’ chromedome ass bald head

[lilac crag]

☮️

im calm now

[true widget]

i couldnt , see anything man

😭

[lilac crag]

its ok

ive forgiven you

[lusty estuary]

i'm covered i nmud

[lilac crag]

i believe we are all covered in sewer water

[true widget]

💔

[lusty estuary]

maybe you are

freak

i'm covered in mud like a god fearing american

[lilac crag]

OKAY OS YOU CAN BE COVERED IN MUD

BUT IF IM IN SEWER WATER

BECAUSE OF THE TORRENT

IM A FREAK

no

im calm now

☮️

[lusty estuary]

yeah you are a freak

[lilac crag]

we won a match

[lusty estuary]

i'm glad you accepted it

[lilac crag]

im happy

[true widget]

petting my dog

she did good

[lilac crag]

i am going toswap off power maul now

maybe

mayve i can have

fun

on knife

shivers

[lusty estuary]

relic blade needs me

[true widget]

fun?? we dont do that here

let me restart my game

[lilac crag]

alright chuddy

[lusty estuary]

i don't think i want my zealot to be a weird gimp anymore

[lilac crag]

freak

[lusty estuary]

learn kindness

accept love into your heart and then life is simple

[lilac crag]

i am adamant

i am relentless

[true widget]

gilbert time

[lilac crag]

i fucking hate gilbert

[delicate vapor]

I just realised im playing as a pregnant lady

[true widget]

what why

[lilac crag]

idk

im joking

[analog gorge]

I managed to run out of plasteel and diamnatine

[lusty estuary]

time to farm

[analog gorge]

Which is how?

[astral basin]

GILBERT GODFREY

[lusty estuary]

just run aurics and pick up everything

[true widget]

oh my god and a smyker

lucky us

[lusty estuary]

ig you could do mortis but thats kinda slow

[true widget]

i wanted to be the braindead one not fair

[jaunty path]

Do this

[woven sigil]

Barrel it

[lusty estuary]

eight million years in mortis trials for one plasteel

[analog gorge]

See funny thing is, I dont have aurics unlocked on this character yet

[jaunty path]

Go ahead

be infinite smyker

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

ill steal the smykers kills

im Inferno staffing..

[jaunty path]

if you really want the game to be a breeze

just play infinite smyker

dont wait for one

be the one

[woven sigil]

Skill issue; the lobby

[jaunty path]

be the nuisance

[analog gorge]

I wish I could turn the curios i dont want into materials

[jaunty path]

You're not gonna believe this

but

you- wait

can you?

[analog gorge]

No

I dont think

[jaunty path]

Last I checked I think you can only earn money from it

[analog gorge]

How? All I see is discarding

[jaunty path]

you get uh

ordo dockets I think

or uh

uhh

melk bucks? not sure

i dont give much thought to it

but

I WISH

[woven sigil]

Just dockets iirc

[jaunty path]

Fs would let us upgrade curios

[astral basin]

I should beg akis gf to run mortis more

[jaunty path]

I dont know why they wont

[analog gorge]

Like atleast just give us some plasteel from these curios or something

Oh i had a great idea

Hadron x skitarii yuri

[jaunty path]

Okay you little goober

Hadron is adminstering your servitorization (asmr)

(no talking)

[analog gorge]

There's a video on yt i remember from years ago and its really dumb

[analog gorge]

Its like "master chief teaches you how to change a tire on your 2004 Nissan altima"

[astral basin]

Oh i remember those

[astral basin]

Bro the amount of people this sticker triggers for no reason

[analog gorge]

I found it

[jaunty path]

its funi

I watched a sans mpreg video when I was too young

[analog gorge]

"Master chief teaches you how to change your oil in your 2006 Nissan altima"

[analog gorge]

Dont forget mpreg is canon in fnaf

[jaunty path]

Wasn't it more like a hommunculus

[analog gorge]

Idk what a hommunculus is

[jaunty path]

living thing made out of other things

[analog gorge]

Not really

The guy had a mass in his stomach and he cut it out and springtrap came out

That's basically mpreg

[jaunty path]

I am never reading another fnaf book for as long as I can

[gritty carbon]

what the

[jaunty path]

Cuz it only seems like utter shit

[gritty carbon]

first in my bloodline to read this sentence

[analog gorge]

Don't forget the guy in the books name was mat

[jaunty path]

What meaning is a plot narrative if its only going to COMPLETELY pivot in the next few books

[analog gorge]

So people called it matpat springtrap mpreg

[gritty carbon]

MATPAT!?

[jaunty path]

Feels so fuckin artificial when its clear the lore """complexity""" is because the author wants more money from his mouth breather fanbase.

[gritty carbon]

can you blame him?

[analog gorge]

My name is edwin

[gritty carbon]

its working

[jaunty path]

Just give me my toy chica Fan Service and get on with it.

[gritty carbon]

EDWINPAT!?

[analog gorge]

Give me roxanne wolf

[jaunty path]

No.

[astral basin]

Pat the mat

[jaunty path]

Toy Chica.

[analog gorge]

Ballora

Give me williams wife

[jaunty path]

Im skinning you alive

[analog gorge]

Were there ever female ogryns?

[gritty carbon]

ballora is the ballerina right?

[pure quail]

the hell is going on here now

[astral basin]

Istg its either autism or furry thats in the fnaf sphere

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

fuck ing

mutant

[astral basin]

A little out of pocket
But. Yeah

[true widget]

i hate mutants

[lilac crag]

i dont wanna be mean

[true widget]

what

[lilac crag]

i really dont wanna be mean

[true widget]

Say it :)

its okaty

[lusty estuary]

learn kindness

[lilac crag]

but i got left behind with a smyker

and i died bc of it

i dont know why you guys bolted it with such a massive crowd behind us

[true widget]

man there was a Sniper

[lusty estuary]

literally not even an issue i have no clue why you didn't just keep moving forward

[true widget]

oh i thought u were talking about something else

[astral basin]

Every time fnaf is brought up im either sitting in for a lore dump
Or just immediately get bombasted with fan art

[true widget]

my apologies

[lilac crag]

i got my attention forced by the elite crowd on us

sincerely

i couldnt keep up

[lusty estuary]

you kite them into the smyker

[lilac crag]

they

tried their best

i guess

with that

[astral basin]

Turn your smyker into a kite

[delicate vapor]

KILL

[true widget]

turn ur smyker inside Out

[astral basin]

Sling them into the nearest power line

[lilac crag]

like they stopped smiting for one second and the trapper got me.

then the bulwarks beat my brains in.

they died to my bleed but still died.

[astral basin]

ANOTHER ONE FOR THE COLLECTION

[lusty estuary]

i'm just more confused about what even happened to our smyker

[lilac crag]

they died smiting

typical

[lusty estuary]

i really should've just stuck to my rule of treating smyker players like bots and not making an effort to get them up but i was like well surely whatever was happening over there couldn't have been that bad

[south valve]

Yes! Kill!

[astral basin]

Wassup pant

Panted

[south valve]

Hi!

[astral basin]

Pantsed

[lilac crag]

i cannot learn kindness with these people

its been slapped in my face over and over that smykers are not apt players

[lusty estuary]

i don't if really care about smyker as a play style but its the vet recon lasgun issue where like

[timber elk]

runs into chat

VITO SPATAFORE IS A ASS MUNCHER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[lusty estuary]

the build is reasonably strong but also really easy so in this game of statistics that we play every time we get a random the chances of us getting a bad smyker are higher than getting someone who has actually played the game

[timber elk]

(I watched sopranos all night and I’m extremely tired)

[lilac crag]

yeah true

[timber elk]

How is everyone this morning

[lilac crag]

back to being upset

[timber elk]

Why

[lilac crag]

eating shit

[timber elk]

Hey no need to be upset :[

[lusty estuary]

bent over table getting fucked

[timber elk]

0.0

[true widget]

hold on

[lilac crag]

okay

[lusty estuary]

this game disrespects me

[timber elk]

What.

[true widget]

sadly Yeah

[true widget]

what

?

[lusty estuary]

missionary in the dark no fucking eye contact bro

[timber elk]

You said hold on.

[jaunty path]

I mean

[true widget]

okay

[jaunty path]

You're a kobold

[timber elk]

…….missus…..

[true widget]

yeah cause they're trying to start a mission

[lusty estuary]

give us like a plasma gun vet who isn't using the power falchion please

[timber elk]

PLASMA SWORD!?!!!

[lusty estuary]

shhh

[true widget]

the plasma gun and power sword in my inventoruy..

gulp

[timber elk]

that actually sounds cool

[lusty estuary]

the power sword is whatever

[timber elk]

What would a plasma sword be like?

[true widget]

knife or power sword

decisions decisions

[lilac crag]

knife is good for ping

if you have it high

[lusty estuary]

do you want to kill things really hard or be really fast

[true widget]

ill use power sword for now

im not that great with it though so hrhrmgh idk

[gloomy tartan]

So the skitty get a vibro blade huh

[timber elk]

NO ITS BEEN DECIDED TO BE CALLED A PLASMA SWORD

[gloomy tartan]

Vibrating bladeeee

[timber elk]

NIL HAS SPOKE

[true widget]

ur making me Angry

[timber elk]

Good :]

[lusty estuary]

i'm putting on my music to lock in

[timber elk]

Use that anger for rage

[gloomy tartan]

Wouldnt a plasma sword be a fucking lightsaber

Lmao

[lusty estuary]

yes

[true widget]

i cant put ono my music cause my pc will ecxplode

dakrttide man

interesting game

[dire kayak]

ough

[true widget]

i can run anything But darkltide

wo w,.

grsa t

[dire kayak]

i have arisen

[true widget]

aweso me

[gloomy tartan]

Speaking of the dark tide

[lusty estuary]

emotions were running really high and i made a simple writing mistake and now i'm being strung up and hit with sticks

[lilac crag]

ok sam are you ready

[timber elk]

I’m sad nobody decided to spout sorpano quotes with me

[gloomy tartan]

Time to tide

Dark tide

[lilac crag]

i am itching to get in a match already

[stuck wasp]

No, that's Solex Power Swords
Plasma Swords are a thing, but specific to the League of Votaan

[gloomy tartan]

GABAGOOOO

[true widget]

im lagging Again

dude

[lilac crag]

soooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[timber elk]

‘OOOVAAAA ‘EEEEEERREE

[true widget]

RESTARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)

[lusty estuary]

using this as an excuse to check my arbite

[gloomy tartan]

INTERIOR DECORATOR

MARON

[timber elk]

…..his house looked like shit…

[lusty estuary]

oh i think i left my fucking oven on

hold on

fuck

[gloomy tartan]

UNIVERSAL REMOTE

[timber elk]

AIDS!?!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Best quote ever from the sopranos is this

[true widget]

5:47 am Holy Shit

[jaunty path]

You are ungrateful

[lusty estuary]

I DID

[jaunty path]

You could have a DS user

[gloomy tartan]

“ what ever happened there…“

[jaunty path]

and youre complaining?

[lilac crag]

we had 3

we had a vet

a zealot

and a smyker

[gloomy tartan]

Whenever they discussed some shit they go whatever happened there to fucking discredit it lmao

[true widget]

ds ds ds ds ds what dat mean ds ds ds dsd s..,,

thinking

[lilac crag]

dueling sword

[timber elk]

My favorite was when Paulie just goes “AIDS!!”

[lilac crag]

dummyh

[true widget]

using my brain really hard

ohh ok oko ko

damnit

[delicate vapor]

criss cross apple sauce

[gloomy tartan]

HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN PAULIE TAKE

[lilac crag]

do i kill on arby

or do i kill on zealot

mmmmm

[true widget]

arbys

[lilac crag]

ok

[gloomy tartan]

what y’all doing ?

[true widget]

pukes Everywhere

[lusty estuary]

i can't actually tell if my arby skill tree is fucked up or not

[lilac crag]

trying to get a win

[timber elk]

Well we can’t have him around our social club. That much I do know.

[true widget]

im feeling sooo nauseous but i cant stop playing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

What ?

Regular missions ?

[lilac crag]

yeah you can wth

[gloomy tartan]

Aurics ?

[lusty estuary]

just auric

[gloomy tartan]

Havocs ?

[true widget]

no i cant shut up

[lilac crag]

yeah it seems today i am having an off day

and im just

eating

shit

[gloomy tartan]

Man fuck Aurics lol

[true widget]

LET ME JOIN THE FUCKING PARTY

[lilac crag]

every ,atvch

mb

[delicate vapor]

every

[true widget]

thank you alex :o)

[lusty estuary]

kvatch...

[lilac crag]

kvatch

hm

ok im relic blading now

[true widget]

im glad i can keep calml wi t hy ou

[lusty estuary]

whats your relic blade loadout

[true widget]

and you will Listen

[lilac crag]

likewise

[lilac crag]

fotf violence

[lusty estuary]

whats in your secondary slot

[true widget]

relic blade , botl pistal. amd no talents

[lilac crag]

whatever the mission needs

[true widget]

whats the wors t gun for zxealot

[true widget]

one stamina curio

thats it

new Meta

ready whenever you guys are

[lusty estuary]

take us in

[lilac crag]

okay

[true widget]

im So Excited

[lilac crag]

sec

[true widget]

ond

u see what i did there

pretty funny right

[lusty estuary]

what?

[true widget]

he said sec so i said ond

like

second

hahahaha

[gritty carbon]

recon lasgun? maybe

[lusty estuary]

well why didnt you say one

[gritty carbon]

tbh i just cant aim for shit

[gloomy tartan]

Hey is born leader worth it for veteran

I dunno how often it helps allies

[true widget]

oh my god nil you Jinxed us

[lusty estuary]

okay which darktide youtube made a power falchion video

[true widget]

theres no fucking way 😭

[lusty estuary]

these can't be individual actors making their own decisions they had to have been fucking influenced by outside forces

[true widget]

its okay im sure he has good intentions

[lilac crag]

i wear no mask and i hate falchion users

[true widget]

cadia voice too watch

didnt hear it was i right

oh my god i was

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I luv Cadia

[gritty carbon]

muh cadia

[true widget]

this game is really fun

[dire kayak]

i don't feel no good

[true widget]

have you guys heasrd of this game called darktide

its really fun

[south valve]

I heard only stupid people play that

[jagged perch]

Hi guys, i just got the game and wonder how should i start

[true widget]

story

[delicate vapor]

kill people who use lightning powers

[gritty carbon]

they should make a new game, name it something like vermintide, but to show that its a new game they should at 2 to the game name, vermintide 2

[south valve]

TRUE

[obtuse oak]

Pick any of the four starting classes and play through the campaign missions in order

This will introduce the game to you and give you the most exp

[jagged perch]

Alright

Should i buy any dlc classes

[jaunty path]

No.

[true widget]

so i guess shoving just doesnt exist in the game anymore

[obtuse oak]

You don't need to worry about your equipment until you've reached level 30 so just play with whatever the game gives you. Try out weapons and abilities and see what you like

[lilac crag]

today

the game has bested me.

[obtuse oak]

Not right now. I would get started with one of the base classes.

[jaunty path]

did you lose in heresy

[gritty carbon]

pox bursters?

[obtuse oak]

Veteran and Zealot are the most straightforward.

[south valve]

Learn what kinda playstyles you like first
so like you might learn you prefer something more fast paced when you play zealot, so you should get scum

[jagged perch]

We should get a commisar class

[lilac crag]

mno, no. fire. and dogs..

[jaunty path]

And generally the best to start with

[true widget]

for me yeah

[jaunty path]

To shoot the rejects?

[true widget]

me too

[obtuse oak]

Veteran comes with abilities to yell at teammates for inspiration

[gritty carbon]

aura should turn friendly fire on yes yes

[jagged perch]

Yes

[obtuse oak]

So that sounds like your thing

[dire kayak]

yeah like me

[lusty estuary]

this was all my bad because i decided to play a class i haven't touched over the course of multiple patches thinking it was gonna be fine

[gritty carbon]

not nets and fire?

[lilac crag]

you were fine nil

[lilac crag]

no, dogs and fire

[gritty carbon]

odd, they usually cancel each other out

[lusty estuary]

going down at all on arbite is a sign of things not being fine

[gritty carbon]

game also making me bash me head in

trying out vet, i cannot aim for the life of me

[lilac crag]

one pounces on you, the other sets it on fire and damages you while youre stuck in the get up animation

i am

[lusty estuary]

something done got fucked up in my setup i'll just have to go stare at it later

[lilac crag]

bested today

[true widget]

im getting of

f

[gritty carbon]

happens to the best of us

[lilac crag]

youre too eepy

[jagged perch]

Which is the most beginner friendly class? I think veteran is the best ?

[lilac crag]

bed time for sam

[true widget]

Angry

not tired at all

[gritty carbon]

[lilac crag]

mm

[gritty carbon]

arbiters can go down!?

[lilac crag]

most people say that but its a bit abnormal to ask

everyone goes down all the time

its not your fault

[true widget]

back hurts

oh my god the sun is coming up

okay

[lusty estuary]

okay this isn't self depreciation i know i'm not shit at the game this is something actually is just fucked with my setup

[jagged perch]

I am a Warhammer 40k larper i never played any game nor read any book i just watch yt audiobook

[lusty estuary]

because i was going down to a fucking dreg rager pack and the last time i played arbite that would just never happen so i'm guessing some changes were made to the skill tree that just didn't reset my loadouts for whatever reason

[jaunty path]

Is the Imperium good or bad

[jagged perch]

Yad

[lusty estuary]

veteran would be up there i'd say if you wanna get a good grip on the game's fundamentals play zealot

[south valve]

Yad 🗣️

[fast parcel]

anyone who uses creature spawner, are the twins differing from normal renegade toughness in terms of hp, dmg resist etc etc?

[gritty carbon]

is the emperor a chud?

[lusty estuary]

you gotta get used to your melee being your primary

[jagged perch]

Nes

[jaunty path]

I wish more people knew this.

but no I wannt use my ranged for horde clear!

Like thats never caused problems!

[gritty carbon]

im failing malice as vet, how am i this washed

[jaunty path]

cooked

[lusty estuary]

the only time you're allowed to use your ranged for horde clear is if you're playing enhanced desperado hive scum with the infantry autogun

[fast parcel]

you can play ogryn if you just want to hit things and never die until very high levels

[lusty estuary]

or if you're a really bored plasma gun vet

[true widget]

I say this to all my friends who i showed darktide to and they're out of ammo in like the first 10 minutes

[jagged perch]

We should get darktide woth orks

[lilac crag]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[gritty carbon]

call it greentide

[south valve]

Greentide

[lilac crag]

i dont know what class to play anymore

[true widget]

skitarii

[gritty carbon]

skiitari

[jagged perch]

What dark is about this tide ? They're all green

[gritty carbon]

the only dark about the tide is the karking lights

[lusty estuary]

there's no sunlight so its very dark

[jagged perch]

Touching the daemon host btw

[gritty carbon]

i cant see shite

[gritty carbon]

but the deamonhost is green

[lilac crag]

my dear companion in suffering are you staying with me for another?

[true widget]

6:14 am

[lusty estuary]

i got no reason to leave

send us in boss

[gritty carbon]

watchu guys playing? havoc?

[lilac crag]

no just aurics

[true widget]

auric S

[jagged perch]

The reject gang should be able to kill a marine

[true widget]

I wish I could watch

[lusty estuary]

i am not capable of suffering in any case

i'm kind of like jesus but for video games

[gritty carbon]

can i tag along? randos are being randos

[lilac crag]

i can stream to you in dms

[gritty carbon]

what about a seal

can they kill a seal

[true widget]

yes pls

[lilac crag]

oh we already got in a match

[gritty carbon]

i heard those are deadly

[jagged perch]

No

[gritty carbon]

all good

[gritty carbon]

why not oh evil sunfish

[lusty estuary]

the navy seals wouldn't be able to handle one loose cannon veteran

[jagged perch]

Because orgyn would love seals

[lilac crag]

invited

feel free top join

[gritty carbon]

can an ogryn be a seal

are ogryns good swimmers

[jagged perch]

No ogryn don't have flippers

[true widget]

watching

observing

[gritty carbon]

ah, kicked me out

[gritty carbon]

what if they did

[jagged perch]

Then they wouldn't be ogryns

[gritty carbon]

what would they be?

sealgryns!?

[jagged perch]

Seals

[lapis night]

I saw a post the other day that makes me realised how deranged some people are, I opened up reddit (First mistake) and saw a post saying sweedish people should not be allowed to make games anymore, siting darktide and helldivers 2 and it just kind of reminds me about the fact that no matter how many times I see a humanity first post, the moment those types of people see a women or god forbid, someone of colour (Scary I know) these chuds flip out, and its genuinely funny seeing the hoops some people will jump through

[delicate vapor]

folk valley

[gritty carbon]

reddit

first mistake indeed

[lapis night]

You can unironically gage people on two things especially in warhammer:
• Do they only talk about the black templars and krieg and go feral when they see litterally anything else
• Do they know about our lord and saviour Teclas

if its the first option - 7/10 they are a brain dead chud who hide behind 40k to be racist

if its the second option, they need help because FUCK THE HIGH ELVES (This post was sponsered by Thorgrim)

[true widget]

nil im looking at ur stream why u trying not to laugj bruh

[lilac crag]

D

d

d

dueling sword?

[brave slate]

Stop giving those people attention. They thrive off that

[lapis night]

I didnt interact with it

i just took one look

sighed and added it to the tally

[solid harbor]

Out of all the reasons to hate on swedish devs, and they didn't mention Overkill Software/Starbreezer.

Smh

[delicate vapor]

[lapis night]

Swiss devs better, cry of fear my beloved

[solid harbor]

Also, what's the overlap between Sweden and Horde Shooters?

[lapis night]

Swedes love a good krump

[dire kayak]

ough

[waxen sleet]

Green is bestest

[brave slate]

And your first idea was to post about it on discord. That's like finding an unflushed turd in the toilet, fishing it out and placing it on the bathroom floor for all to see. Let the chuds marinate in the stink on their own. Giving them attention gives them the "living rent free in your head" ammunition that they crave

[lapis night]

Hot take

but

[lilac crag]

hey sa,

samy

[lapis night]

the space marine 2 devs need to go and add orks

[lilac crag]

did you understand what

was happening on my screen

like

at all

[waxen sleet]

So, I tried the skull event finally for the first time yesterday (been busy at work for ages) and... its pretty dope

[jaunty path]

Hey if someone has an award winning rurd they should share it

[lapis night]

Its not that it lives rent free its more just Fatigue

[true widget]

nkbarely

[lilac crag]

7 fire enemies

3 scab bombers

4 scab flamers

[true widget]

pants arepissed

[lapis night]

i just wanna be a funny green lady and krump some gitz

[true widget]

thats horrible

[waxen sleet]

And a partridge in a pear tree?

[lapis night]

Unpisses your pants

[true widget]

thank you

[true widget]

I like this one

this is funny

[lilac crag]

if i dont win this match, lobotomize me. @true widget

[jaunty path]

Unpisses yours and pisses mine :3

[solid harbor]

In all honesty, i was the first one for like, my first two weeks learning Warhammer 40k lore, and then i learned more about the setting and realized there is more to 40k than Krieg.

I was mostly a Salamanders fan though, Black Templars are cool but the indomitable human spirit and the urge for altruism is cooler

[true widget]

missus u are. Interesting

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i want a space marine game with death guard

[solid harbor]

Nowadays i'm a Iron Warriors chud though, even though i tattooed the salamanders emblem on my arm (whoops)

[lapis night]

Like I said 7/10 BT fans are chuds, there are some genuinely chill BT fans just not many

[waxen sleet]

Iron Hands are still the best.

[lapis night]

Death Guard Vraxs campaign would go hard!

[dire kayak]

i wish ferrus manus was bigger

[waxen sleet]

LET MY ZEALOT SOLO A DEATH GUARD PLAGUE MARINE

[solid harbor]

I don't know much of the iron hands tbh, they're a mystery to me

[waxen sleet]

He's about a head shorter than the rest of his brothers.

[true widget]

alex it seems like uralready lobotomized

[lapis night]

I wanna get the von valencius coat of arms tatood onto mine

[dire kayak]

his mini looks really short hold on

his mini is 68mm tall

that's pretty tall so im misremembering

oops

[lapis night]

isn’t alpharius/omegon the shortest primarchs?

[waxen sleet]

Imagine a whole Chapter of Tech Marines... like imagine a Skitarii Space Marine, and then you have an Iron Hands.

[south jetty]

I sense a mighty presence.....

[solid harbor]

I do like their sucessor chapters though, the iron lords i think it's their name

[delicate vapor]

some iced coffee milk..

[jaunty path]

How so

I say normal sentences.

[dire kayak]

alpharius' mini is really cool

[arctic escarp]

the 1st is always a crusader larper bruh

[dire kayak]

i love the 30k primarch minis

[waxen sleet]

Is that how much they cost?

[arctic escarp]

we recently had a crusader pfp here getting banned after randomly talking about jews for no reason 💀

[solid harbor]

Yeah, all i know about them is that they're kind of the stand in for Adeptus Mechanicus Astartes.

[true widget]

very interesting normal sentences

[dire kayak]

yes

they range from £80-110

[lapis night]

lmao

my point proves itself

[jaunty path]

Heh yeah you know it is

[twin flower]

wuh happened

[jaunty path]

Anyway

Hm

[waxen sleet]

We were talking about Iron Hands superiority

[jaunty path]

Im a normal functional being with normal functional thoughts

[lapis night]

Okay Ima be real the typa chuds in the 40k community lowkey remind me of Jack Doherty

[dire kayak]

ferrus manus does look really cool

[south jetty]

Sometimes it's just convenient that these people wear their red flags proudly

[jaunty path]

Was it carnifex

[amber delta]

no it was cervix

[twin flower]

But of course

[dire kayak]

sameee

[delicate vapor]

a vhat

[lapis night]

I am a functioning alcoholic does that count?

[jaunty path]

Probably

[south jetty]

I wasn't here for it but all I saw was "crusader pfp" and that's all I needed

[lapis night]

I make dwarves look like light weights

[waxen sleet]

When you say Crusdaer, was it the Darkest Dungeon Crusader?

[twin flower]

Did someone get banned

[dire kayak]

was it the guy with SS in his pronouns or someone else?

[south jetty]

you can't make dwarves look less sexy though

[delicate vapor]

I missed on someone being banned

?

fuck

[twin flower]

Idk I just got here as well

[lapis night]

peak

[solid harbor]

I like how it is a known fact that you will get the worst texts you have ever read by either extreme of the masculinity spectrum

Femboy pfp: Horrid Opinion

Trying too hard to look masculine (aka WW2 soldier/knight pfp): Horrid Opinion

[lapis night]

Orc Pfp: Best oppinion

[dire kayak]

this is true

[lapis night]

Im not biased Promise

[dire kayak]

i have the worst opinions

[jaunty path]

If orks were women and enslaved my homeworld

Id be just fine with it

[waxen sleet]

Where do Jocat Gobbos fall in this spectrum?

[delicate vapor]

[lapis night]

Im british

[south jetty]

I hate how accurate this is

[lapis night]

so

I get buffs from that

[jaunty path]

Ah its literally in your blood

[delicate vapor]

lore accurate

[jaunty path]

Its joever

[empty atlas]

Brother what's happening in the zealot chat and why theres triple T doing

[dire kayak]

every londoner is just an ork

[solid harbor]

Whatches speedrun challenges at 3 am on a videogame made 50 years ago spectrum

[lapis night]

Id say more Brumies are orcs

[waxen sleet]

Hmmm... lukewarm take, I like sleep too much

[lapis night]

cotneys are pushovers

[true widget]

guys alex keeps putting on the same mission in private mode

[solid harbor]

I am the Average Joe, my takes are never too cold, never too hot

[lapis night]

Salfordians are Dark eldar, but the more stabby kind

[dire kayak]

snap his neck

[lapis night]

I have whitnessed diabolical shit where I live

and I can attest to the stabby part

Ive been stabbed

[twin flower]

Did you stab back

[waxen sleet]

There is a spectrum for dark elf stabbomancers?

[lapis night]

Ran like fucking hell

[lapis night]

Yes,

[jaunty path]

Goodness

[waxen sleet]

Explain.

[empty atlas]

So... an european neighbour

[twin flower]

Well, glad youre okay

[jaunty path]

The UK is spiritually euro

[lapis night]

Kabilites use more pew that stab where as witches do the stabby stab

[lapis night]

had doggerland (my beloved) not flooded we woukd be connected by a land border

[solid harbor]

My mind cannot comprehend getting yelled at by a teenager with a shiesty, and then proceed to be stabbed by said teenager while he blabbers incomprehensive gibberish followed up by death threats tbh.

[dire kayak]

should i keep painting skorpekh destroyers

[jaunty path]

Yas

[jaunty path]

Or

Č

[lapis night]

it was a 40 year old tweeker

[twin flower]

Jesus

[waxen sleet]

Finish the Grey Pile of Potential.

[twin flower]

-# Note to self, stay away from Britain

[solid harbor]

I'm hoping it was with something clean rather than a broken shard of glass or a needle

[south jetty]

orcs and dwarves have unmatched charisma

[lapis night]

Its ight its why I now never leave home without my very not legal taser

[dire kayak]

but doing nmm is so hardddd

[waxen sleet]

That's why my ancestors said "nope" back in 1776

[lapis night]

it was a fucking butterfly knife

[jaunty path]

I RECOMMEND CLARIFYING ITS LEGAL

[south jetty]

[jaunty path]

Israel watches

[lapis night]

the taser itself

legal

the modifictaions

not so

[dire kayak]

how does glazing work

[solid harbor]

Wow... I'm sorry

[jaunty path]

😭

[dire kayak]

ican never get it to thin right

always just ends up really watery....

[twin flower]

paintin?

[jaunty path]

Have fun zeusing people irl

[south jetty]

Probably just gotta really layer it on

[lapis night]

It okay

i own a musket

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

A musket you say

[lapis night]

incase we get invaded by a foreign power

or the world ends

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

Im suddenly reminded of what someone said here like a couple days ago

[lapis night]

I have enough survival equipment to rebuild society

[jaunty path]

The second amendment is such a funny lie

[twin flower]

About Birmingham still using muskets lmao

[waxen sleet]

Goblinoid and Kobold superiority once again ignored

[lapis night]

Again, british

[delicate vapor]

still a shithole

[jaunty path]

"Incase the government becomes corrupt" lmao.

[lapis night]

no 2nd amendment for me

[jaunty path]

You guys are just american but talks differently

[dire kayak]

time for darktide

[twin flower]

I honestly just know what people tell about it

[solid harbor]

I got class in 10 minutes...

[south jetty]

they're too much of a mixed bag, really case-by-case
Every kobold enjoyer I've met has been some flavor of awful though 😭

[dire kayak]

me frfr

[lapis night]

Ill be honest chat

I am genuinely racist to goblins

[dire kayak]

[lapis night]

I hold nothing but contempt and hatred towards goblins

[dire kayak]

goblins are a subspecies of goobers

[solid harbor]

I'm not a big fan of the Goblinoid

[south jetty]

the best kobolds I meet just wanna be eaten by dragons and best is very subjective compared to the rest

[lapis night]

Vore mentioned ?

[south jetty]

The only goblinoid fans I know just like the women

[twin flower]

goblins are just small orcs, change my mind

[waxen sleet]

😱 😱 😱

[south jetty]

Listen... At least they know their goals in life