general-chat

[hidden whale]

uhh? just carry him?

[earnest veldt]

In this hypothetical, are the rats in separate rooms? Or am I in a void of infinite rats infinitely squeaking?

[hidden whale]

(i am being sarcasm)

[simple cliff]

Pox gas.

[earnest veldt]

Or are there like ten rats per room

[bright oyster]

I haven't done Aurics in so long. I gotta work back up to it unfortunately

[twin flower]

I'm afraid to join and you'll say im dogshit too

[bright oyster]

Man Auric was so fun.

[south jetty]

I've been so desensitized to stench that it takes a lot to bother me but for whatever reason, working with someone who perpetually smells like a foot that got shoved up someone's ass gets to me. Especially if I know people don't be washing their hands or knowing how to take care of themselves full stop

[twin flower]

Auric is the only diff after 30

Anything lower is just so easy

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the secret mac

[vivid zinc]

It's not allowed at all here. The city has bylaws against it and it's a major workplace safety concern so they can't get insured by WCB if there's smoking inside the building.

[tired inlet]

no need; we're gonna have a full month of 4x skitarii missions up to Auric

[simple cliff]

Changing to psyker. Maybe I can carry.

[south jetty]

WASH YO HANDS
SHOWER

[gloomy tartan]

Wash yo ass

[earnest veldt]

Showering is a myth

[upper citrus]

so arbites cant do it for fun?

[earnest veldt]

Let the dirt fester

[gloomy tartan]

wash yo ass

[tired inlet]

BUY SOME LAND
BUY SOME LAND
FUCK SPINNING RIMS

[earnest veldt]

Feel the power

[twin flower]

Do what?

[upper citrus]

drugs

[bright oyster]

Fun is mandatory. Skill is like 70% needed. I used to have a group from here i ran Aurics with. I was usually the defense build ogryn pushing hordes from one corridor to the other

[twin flower]

Wuh

[tired inlet]

haha arbites shouldn't be allowed tostim up because it's against the lex. hahaha

brilliant

[upper citrus]

late conversation, i asked a while ago if arbites were allowed to do drugs

[earnest veldt]

Making a mod that reads out the Miranda rights whenever you kill an enemy

[upper citrus]

oop wrong reply darn it

[tired inlet]

that's the thing, everyone is on drugs @upper citrus
The atmospherics and HVAC put adrenals and stimulants and narcotics in the very air you breathe on the ship and in the hive.

[south jetty]

If you wanna ease someone into aurics, definitely try pox gas modifier
Ogryn get a 40% corruption resistance in their talent trees (Simple minded I think it's called)
Arbitrators have Rebreather (I wanna say 25%? Forget the exact number but it works well)

[earnest veldt]

Excuse me sir

[bright oyster]

From personal experience,you'd think a job would get people to be more aware of their hygiene but nope.

[tired inlet]

only the expeds and the hourglass where you're breathing in the irradiated air are you free from the drugs

[south jetty]

Pox gas is usually pretty easy regardless

[tired inlet]

Also Pox Gas has increased health stim drops

always be stimming

[south jetty]

No it doesn't. It doesn't really get them to be aware of much of anything until they get fired for doing something

I've gotten someone fired for sexual harassment 😩

[tired inlet]

Zealots also have corruption resistance

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

Zealots really good with the corruption cleanse aura

[tired inlet]

and now hive scumstim packs can cure corruption

I guess that leaves neck turns like a rusty crank veteran

[delicate vapor]

New doom dlc this year oh yeah Cowabunga

[tired inlet]

DOOM Dark Ages!?

Expansion!?

[bright oyster]

I dont like the idea of fast food workers being poorly mistreated but some of them definitely deserve it. Ive had the most miserable mfs ever in the kitchen. Ive had micro-manager ignorant old people. Ive had people who outright condemn and insult customers just for ordering.

A manager even called one the slur for the homo fellas,shout out to the homo Holmes.

[south jetty]

They have a talent that can have medi packs cleanse corruption

[gloomy tartan]

I like to use stims on scum

Enable them

[delicate vapor]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

Heres more stims ya dope head

[delicate vapor]

New melee weapon

But it’s not about the betrayer part or Anything if I recall

It’s set just before that

[vivid zinc]

Not nearly as bad and doesn't deserve an insane amount of hate or anything but there was this one girl who used to work at the McDonald's near my place. One day I ordered a bagel...she forgot the egg. Was kind of funny. Then a week later I order coffee and she forgets the sugar, then on the fix she forgets the milk then on the 3rd fix she forgets the sugar again 😆

I haven't seen her working there since

[tired inlet]

official source or just some weirdo youtube videos?

[vivid zinc]

Some people are just natural space cadets

[tired inlet]

well you just gotta find a medipack versus..uhh.. the others being passive or a career skill

[south jetty]

A manager I worked for in the Costco food court a while ago would get mad when she was told to follow the basic rules of food safety such as changing out product in the holding window regularly and ensuring things were clean and labeled correctly etc

She would also let people hook up the wrong soda nozzles to the syrup boxes and I would find a couple times where a diet soda hose was connected to the regular version. "Diabetics shouldn't be drinking soda anyway", she said (in front of me, who is type 2 diabetic)

she's no longer a manager for that area

[upper citrus]

thats not the question, are arbites allowed to just straight inhale cocaine?

[tired inlet]

We're all doing that every time you inhale in the Mounringstar or the Hive.

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like she was a walking liability to me. One does not fuck with food safety.

[tired inlet]

the imperium puts drugs in the very air; we're all stimmed up passively; Masozi tells you this

[south jetty]

The male Loose Cannon complains about all the tranqs in the air in the rest of the city

so yeah, drugs everywhere

[hazy valley]

This isn't just normal incompetence. This is advanced incompetence

[upper citrus]

no, thats not the same, one is happening by nature, the other is intentional

[vivid zinc]

Weaponized incompetence xD

[hazy valley]

This makes me wonder how people like that even function in their day to day lives LMFAO

[tired inlet]

not natural; it's artificial

I honestly don't know about narcotics laws in the Imperium and honestly don't think they care as long as the drugs aren't warp-bourne and don't mutate you.

[abstract kelp]

yo lads, all good?

[south jetty]

She's a cognitohazard Karen and I can't say that about many people TBH

[upper citrus]

dude holy why are you twisting the quesiton, imagine the air is clean, nothing in the air or anything, are arbites allowed to do drugs

[south jetty]

unfortunately it's commonplace in my Costco and I have no idea what to do about it in this hellscape at this time 😩

[hazy valley]

I feel like something like that starts as them making mistakes but they can never admit to mistakes so they always double down. And they don't realise that doubling down is the exact wrong move that makes them look even MORE stupid

[upper citrus]

so hard to have a conversation when theres somoene going "uhm akshually"

[south jetty]

It's to the point no one wants to represent our safety committee because no one wants to be responsible for how unsafe the store is

[vivid zinc]

That's exactly it. It's ego. An unwillingness to accept, adapt and overcome. And it's sad. 🙁

[tired inlet]

semantics are important when you've got creatures like the Maul who want any excuse to murder

[inner nimbus]

I am lucky in that regard; the apartment I live is technically my brothers and I only pay for half the apartment + all the bills I use (water, electricity, internet etc.)

[upper citrus]

semantics are only important if you want it to be, my question isnt concerned with semantics, is a simple yes or no, no need to ride around it

[south jetty]

I wish my apartment wasn't 975 USD a month + whatever my utilities might be

Last month my electric was $56

not bad

[inner nimbus]

like 200-ish euros covers almost all of my bills, everything else is just groceries

[south jetty]

it forces me to work full time though

HUH

I envy you.

[tired inlet]

I don't think you're going to get definitive answer for Type 1 narcotics distributions taxonomy on the Imperium of Man; everyone's on fukken something; the Inquisition only seemed to care when the drugs had Nurgle Pox in them and that was because Nurgle Pox is Chaos-based.

[inner nimbus]

the one benefit of living in this shithole of a country

[upper citrus]

alright thanks

[inner nimbus]

cost of life is not that high

[vivid zinc]

Lucky you, rent here is $1050 and I don't even live in a good part of the city.

[twin flower]

Been there

[inner nimbus]

and furthermore, the euro and dollar have double the purchasing power here

[upper citrus]

its infuriating

"but there are drugs in the air" who cares thats not the point

[south jetty]

I don't live in a great part of my city and my apartment hasn't been updated since the 80s save for a couple appliances

[rapid meteor]

boop

[inner nimbus]

bro I have ants in my apartment. I live on the 5th floor

[vivid zinc]

Yep sounds about right lol. Same here lol.

[dire kayak]

lowk id do that

[south jetty]

HOW

[inner nimbus]

my building is older than time itself

prolly why rent is cheap ngl but still

[delicate vapor]

official source from hugo during his streams

dlc is this year, we werent given much

[inner nimbus]

wanna know the craziest part, in the bathroom I have red ants, in the kitchen black ants

[glacial birch]

Hi, borthers , someone want to progress in the dream team achivment?

[vivid zinc]

She probably quit out of embarassment. I feel kinda bad for her.

[inner nimbus]

though tbf I've managed to deal with them quite well

[south jetty]

I'm lucky that my unit is well insulated in the winter and comes with an air conditioner but can I at least get a fridge that doesn't inexplicably leak every week

[inner nimbus]

ants are easy to take care of, so long as you remember to not squish/kill them and if you do, to thoroughly clean the area

[tired inlet]

oooooh

[inner nimbus]

and ofc not leave food out

[formal mortar]

Arbitrators can use sanctioned combat drugs. That's it.

[south jetty]

😭 segregated by room is crazy. The worst I get are wolf spiders and stink bugs

[patent grove]

What happens if you squish them

[astral basin]

I had a mouse checking my apartment out
I set a mousetrap down
Mf strolled across the floor and stopped to stare at me like “dude whys there no food”
Its been 3 days. He hasnt went for the trap

[upper citrus]

whats a sanctioned drug, just the stim? so arbitrators cant just hit a joint?

[vivid zinc]

I wonder if they've started a war yet lol

[inner nimbus]

when an ant dies they release a pheromone that compels other ants to investigate their body and try and bring it back home
essentially, if you squish an ant, you get more ants

[astral basin]

When it does imma be sad

[south jetty]

I've had to relocate 2 spiders and many wasps to my balcony

[vapid juniper]

might have to start charging them for rent

[south jetty]

I'm not afraid of wasps so it's fine

[twin flower]

Interesting

[patent grove]

Omg I had no idea, I've been squishing little ants in my kitchen

[inner nimbus]

fucking wish I could, I need money lmao

[south jetty]

We all need money

[formal mortar]

Nothing recreational afaik. So just combat stims

[vivid zinc]

sprinkle some sugar and borax around the corpses

[astral basin]

I only learned last month that im not allergic to wasps 🤔

[inner nimbus]

as for other bugs, I'm high enough up that I don't get a lot of insects flying into the apartment

[south jetty]

I need my Arbitrator to smoke a wicked blunt so he becomes cool and awesome

[patent grove]

I think i will

[inner nimbus]

the occassional spider does come in, I relocate them

[twin flower]

spoiders

[formal mortar]

Not sure of what recreational drugs are even considered legal in lore

[inner nimbus]

a few days ago I had a bee somehow wander into my apartment

gently relocated it to my balcony and left it some sugar water in a cap

[twin flower]

we have superstition here that that means good luck 😮

May you have good tidings

[inner nimbus]

I really could do with that lmao

[hazy valley]

does recaf count as a drug

[formal mortar]

Yes

[south jetty]

When a psyker smokes weed they lose their powers because their psyker-specific brain functions become inactive. This is my gamer theory

[formal mortar]

It's a stimulant

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

because like surely an Arbites can have a cup of recaf

[south jetty]

Recaf is very legal

[twin flower]

🫂 you and me both

[south jetty]

Everyone's on that shit

[formal mortar]

They can probably have that, it's basically coffee/tea

[inner nimbus]

but yeah that's one of the main reasons I really wanna try streaming/content creation as a whole full time

sure YouTube pays peanuts but like...I don't need that much to live here

[formal mortar]

But also, coffee is a drug

irl

[south jetty]

I wish I could win the lottery right now so I would never have to work again. Ideally this would be solved by having a disability benefits system that actually worked but alas 😩

[twin flower]

caffeine addiction can be a bitch yes

[formal mortar]

Just like how they say drugs and alcohol? They can just say drugs. Alcohol is a drug.

[inner nimbus]

thing is caffeine is in fucking everything

[south jetty]

As someone who has been addicted to caffeine for 15 years yeah it's awful

[inner nimbus]

fucking chocolate has caffeine

[south jetty]

we luv stimulants

[inner nimbus]

except caffeine makes me crash

it's not a stimulant for me

[delicate vapor]

get me a shot of adrenaline

[tired inlet]

and sugar; fast food places like McDonald's enrich their bread with sugar.

[twin flower]

diff kind of addiction

[south jetty]

Caffeine used to energize me, now it just makes me functional and not get a skullsplitting headache

[inner nimbus]

luckily there's no McDonalds in my country

[mystic fossil]

caffeine still energizes me

[formal mortar]

You can quit caffeine but it takes a long time

[inner nimbus]

there is a Burger King but even then, not too popular

[formal mortar]

I think it's 3 months total for a full quit? iirc

[inner nimbus]

their milkshakes are dope af though

[twin flower]

Really? I'd like to imagine theyre everywhere in this day and age

[inner nimbus]

there was a McDonalds in my city
then they started posting political ads in their restaurant and the franchisee got sued

[south jetty]

Yeah, at least 2 weeks of weening

Which I wish I had the time for. But I'm also at risk of ocular migraines so 😩

[twin flower]

Lmao, why would they do that

[dire kayak]

if meatloaf can have custom filling

that means i can make the forbidden gusher

[inner nimbus]

cus my countrymen are...not the brightest people overall I'd say

[formal mortar]

Even weening you will still get the migraine

Just quit it coldturkey and suffer through it

[inner nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds2MDda53BE&t=634s - good video as to why there's no McDonalds in my country

[drowsy lynx]

yeah today is day 2 of cold turkey without caffeine for me and it does suck ass lol

[delicate vapor]

i would only know bosnia from thad castle

[formal mortar]

I believe migraines last for a week to a month, fatigue lasts up to 3 months, something like that

[inner nimbus]

gonna have to be a bit more specific

[formal mortar]

Been a while since I helped my sister quit

[delicate vapor]

Blue Mountain State

[inner nimbus]

there's a lot of castles in the Balkans in general

[south jetty]

Not with ocular migraines!

They effectively blind me until they pass

Also make me throw up constantly

[inner nimbus]

ohhh lmao

[formal mortar]

That's rough pal

[south jetty]

There is no fucking around with migraines

[dire kayak]

are there fish people in 40k?

[south jetty]

pretty much have to nuke your liver and stomach to survive one without feeling anything

[formal mortar]

I still am having trouble figuring out a new name for my Roe in FF

[south jetty]

Probably. Navigators kinda have that look sometimes. There's probably (other) mutants that look like that too

For xenos, there's probably a T'au ally or other species

[formal mortar]

Think it's saharduin?

[south jetty]

SARDINE

[formal mortar]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Saharduin

These guys

[dire kayak]

how much are xenos dinosaurs even mentioned? because my xenosaurs could still work if theyre barely mentioned

[formal mortar]

I am not a lore guy so I dunno I just play games

[south jetty]

I only know vague stuff bc the lore changes all the time

what is consistency but only the property of a pudding or perhaps a drink

[lucid mural]

reject the fast food tyrant

[inner nimbus]

already have, dw
nothing will ever beat a good plate of ćevapi

[lucid mural]

Sahar 🥀

[south jetty]

Reject fast food, and enjoy uhhhhhhhhhh
Onion soup powder? Ramen? Rice, can't go wrong with rice

[inner nimbus]

balkan food is amazing

[south jetty]

Those instant mashed potato flakes are also awesome

[inner nimbus]

if you're a fan of BBQ, you'll like balkan food

[bright oyster]

Dangalang

[south jetty]

I'm a fan of eating raw fruit and vegetables (besides onions). My wallet and gut aren't though

[bright oyster]

People like that suck so bad. We've cut all the bad employees out of my location.

[south jetty]

I wish we could but all our bad ones are the supervisors and managers 😭

[vivid zinc]

Make urself some frozen fruit smoothies?

[south jetty]

I do that sometimes. Still hurts so good

[vivid zinc]

mhm so good lol

I have a smoothie right now, it's keeping me sane wile the temperature fluxuates between 27 and 30c

[south jetty]

IBS isn't a fan of fibrous food and it's annoying

[vivid zinc]

Ohhh IBS that sucks

[south jetty]

I love putting some vegetables in the oven and having those but then my stomach will vehemently disagree

Absolutely cursed

[vivid zinc]

You need to eat lots and lots of fiber to establish dominance, your IBS isn't respecting you and that's gotta change

[south jetty]

I'd like BBQ more if meat here was decent quality. I've had to deal with tainted pork so often I'm wary of it now, and chicken just dries the fuck out

[vivid zinc]

P.S. I am not a medical practicioner. Do not follow my medical advice

[south jetty]

They said it will always hurt if I already react to it so, like lactose intolerance, I just grin and bear it

[inner nimbus]

no such thing in my country, if there's one thing the fast food restaurants here know, it's how to cook meat

[drowsy lynx]

not you, but whoever's cooking that chicken

[inner nimbus]

smash burgers, sausages, ćevapi, pork, chicken or veal, anything and everything

[mystic fossil]

[south jetty]

CAFO chicken bad, and I'm not sure why they don't castrate hogs consistently

It's very easy to fuck up CAFO chicken bc it's already low quality chicken

[astral basin]

If you smash my burger imma smash you

hol up

[drowsy lynx]

I don't even buy it anymore, if I wanted wood blocks I'd go to the hardware store

[inner nimbus]

I call 'em smashburgers cus that's the closest way to describe what a pljeskavica is

[south jetty]

here they only know how to handle the ultra processed meat

[pseudo terrace]

WAAAAGH!!!

[south jetty]

I wish I had a choice but it's not like we have local farmers or butchers, and CAFO chicken is cheap

Pork and chicken being the cheapest meats is such a curse

good thing eggs exist......

[mystic fossil]

WAAAAAAGHHHH

[south jetty]

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I have been buying less and less meat in general, the quality falling and prices increasing has just made it not worth over vegetarian options

[south jetty]

I'd like vegetarian options if they weren't inordinately more expensive

[mystic fossil]

i haven't noticed a decrease in quality ngl but price is def rising

[south jetty]

They've always been nasty here, makes me wonder if it's part of the organic/green tax

[twin flower]

eggconomy

[south jetty]

egg

[south jetty]

🥚

[mystic fossil]

did you make licht into a catgirl

[south jetty]

where did Licht go anyway

[lucid gazelle]

i need help finding the name of a map, but i dont feel like booting up my game is anyone good at the map names

[mystic fossil]

i think his last day here today

b4 trip

or he's already gone on trip

[south jetty]

oh so he is still here

I thought he got banned IDK why

[thick coyote]

Sure

What you seeing

[lucid gazelle]

i dont have a photo of it, only what i remember

its the one with a mid event where you have the decrypter in the middle of an arena

[thick coyote]

Excise Vault

It's the big pillar of Skulls yeah?

[lucid gazelle]

not that one, a singular decrypt

uhh not sand

[tawdry edge]

No I made him into a ball of wet paper

[thick coyote]

Mid

[mystic fossil]

NOOOOOOOO

[thick coyote]

Oh uh

[mystic fossil]

LICHTTTTT

[thick coyote]

Chasm station
So assassination mission

[lucid gazelle]

is it the train assassination end event one?

yea

[twin flower]

I guess he'll never see the Licht of day again

[naive wedge]

Anyone who can help me with a private game penance rq?

[mystic fossil]

i dibs the shark onesie

[thick coyote]

Not Chasm Logistratum

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Laugh

[lucid gazelle]

THANK YOU

[vivid zinc]

Ooooo thuderstorms rolling in now. Love me some thunder on the plains

[lucid gazelle]

i have to like study the dang names to learn it, its so tough

[south jetty]

My area getting a bit windy

Maybe we're about to get a storm.....

[sleek harness]

Warp strom

Storm

[south jetty]

yeah you would like that you little freak

[sleek harness]

Astramidlight why are you a femboy

[fair bridge]

cook this

[south valve]

okay

[vivid zinc]

To lure in foolish skaven 😉

[south valve]

🖕
🔥

[south valve]

Valiant steed

[dire kayak]

i wonder if im even a decent writer

[short geyser]

Nice new pfp Goober

[rain idol]

I get my necron kill team and i Don't have any fucking glue to make it

I am going to lose my mind

[little marten]

Melt it together on the hob

[vivid zinc]

Well, have fun everyone I'm off!

[south jetty]

you're hallucinating

[sleek harness]

No

You are literally a femboy

[south jetty]

Stop eating warpstone

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I smoke it

You think I am dumb?

[south jetty]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Warpstone is fatal for the stomach

[south jetty]

and yet you ate it

[sleek harness]

Smoking isn't eating

Dummy

[south jetty]

You don't know the difference

I saw it happen

[sleek harness]

I know the difference

[south valve]

From what I've seen, you are

[sleek harness]

I never ate warpstone

I never

[formal mortar]

He literally has it in a smoke pipe

[south jetty]

that he ate

[sleek harness]

I didn't ate the smoking pipe

[south jetty]

just swallowed it whole like a horse eating a small bird

[sleek harness]

That isn't how smoking warpstone work

It's more like sucking the warpstone

[fair bridge]

mounting barbed steeds to fright the fearful adversary

[dire kayak]

i should send you some of my writing

[south jetty]

oh shit we getting gusty showers......

[fair bridge]

i wonder if personman read richard III

[timber elk]

Hi everyone:]

[south valve]

You should

[sleek harness]

Is it a nuclear winter

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[south valve]

How much progress have you made?

[south jetty]

slurping and gulping it

[fair bridge]

i need to chill i'm gonna start an armed conflict

[sleek harness]

No

What the fuck

[south jetty]

like a horse eating small birds

[delicate vapor]

onwards

[dire kayak]

not much progress on the yuri but i can send you my best work yet and half of the xenosaur codex

[timber elk]

Too late

thousands of lambs dog pile on mallow, armed with cucumbers

[fair bridge]

he capers nimbly in a ladies' chamber to the lascivious pleasing of a lute

[south valve]

Yes yes, please do!

[south valve]

Mallow when Malhigh walks in

[south jetty]

I need to finish my Skitarius drawing before the dlc launches.....

[timber elk]

Morgan freeman narrates

and on that day. Over 4,000 strong lambs meet their end to a cruel general who blew up the entire battlefield with just one explosive

[fair bridge]

i lived

[timber elk]

AH FUCK.

[fair bridge]

Is This Real.....

[mystic fossil]

ngl i'm personally not a fan that skitarrii gets personalized character creation and arbite doesn't get customizable armor

[delicate vapor]

ya

[sleek harness]

Do that and send to me so I can make a pixelated version and make money with it

[timber elk]

I mean it’s arbites. Not much you can do with arbites.

They are literally blue, black, red or a combination of one or the other.

[south jetty]

no, we stay broke together in solidarity

[sleek harness]

Dude thinks I am broke

[mystic fossil]

WE are broke

[south jetty]

We all are if we're here

[sleek harness]

No

[fair bridge]

i kinda wanna go to milwaukee and see what's up

[sleek harness]

I am here because

[mystic fossil]

not painted

they rich

[south jetty]

If you weren't broke you'd have something better to do

[sleek harness]

I am playing alright

[mystic fossil]

like play golf and drink wine on the porch?

[south jetty]

vacation and cruise

[mystic fossil]

that would be great

[south jetty]

I kinda wish we could make the Skitarii beefier/larger bc being a disgusting roided up freak would be very fun but the nasty tech greebled flesh is still great

[bright oyster]

Ngl I feel like ive probably seen you somewhere before I just cant pinpoint it.

[south jetty]

Tumblr or the Mechanicus game discord maybe

I'm not really anywhere else

[dire kayak]

tumblr based

[south jetty]

Since 2011 😔

it's a toilet but it's my toilet

[hazy valley]

Tumblr has the best jokes on the internet

you can tell because anytime you find something funny anywhere else it's just someone screencapping it and putting it on another platform

[south jetty]

the sexyman phenomenon

I remember when King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph was the sexyman of the era

and the Onceler

[tulip kettle]

Rannick balls boiled

[south jetty]

🤔

Now why would someone say something like this?

[tulip kettle]

Boiled eggs 🗣️🔥

[south jetty]

boiled eggs

[tulip kettle]

20ish days until Skitarii does this to a girl

[south jetty]

Huh ????

[frigid acorn]

Boiled eggs

[south jetty]

boiled eggs sometimes leads to egg salad, which is really amazing

[tulip kettle]

Rannick egg salad

[tulip kettle]

Isn't it the reveal?

Tomorrow

[south jetty]

no

[tulip kettle]

You got my hopes up

I hate you

[south jetty]

It's okay a lot of people hate me

It happens

[tulip kettle]

I don't really

Lots of people hate me because I smooched with grandpa Nurgle

[south jetty]

It's okay to embrace the rage in your heart
Let it consume you
The blood must flow

[modest flume]

Whatchu talkin 'bout, Willis?

The decay consumes

[south jetty]

Joe

[hazy valley]

boiled eggs also sometimes lead to deviled eggs

[frigid acorn]

Holy Shit!! Boiled eggs!

[south jetty]

which is miraculous

[bright oyster]

Skitari soon..

[south jetty]

Skitarii soon.

[modest flume]

MORDIANS

[south jetty]

Severe thunderstorm warning now

YAAAAY

[twin flower]

** Jopalls **

[modest flume]

[south jetty]

I hope we get Stygies VIII colors and the colors of less popular forge worlds

[modest flume]

We will get Branx for sure

[bright oyster]

Ain't you the dude I used to run aurics with alongside Donald and wormz?

[modest flume]

That's all we need

[bright oyster]

[south jetty]

oh yeah we'll definitely get Branx if they're wise

[modest flume]

Maybe? What was your old name?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i play darktide

[modest flume]

Chances are probably

[bright oyster]

I was jonnylaw before I changed it. My ogryn is named Sgt-slab and my zealot was MeatRider. These are what I mostly played

[bright oyster]

I was a defense ogryn

[modest flume]

... Are you perhaps Ogrynomissar?

[bright oyster]

Naur...my gamertag also is facial wartz

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to name my skitarii littleskittle

[modest flume]

idk it'll come back to me

That was quite a while ago though

[bright oyster]

Mfs will call their little skitari's clanker and cackle like they're comedy gold

[modest flume]

Ratchet and Clank

ez pz

[south jetty]

I'm tempted to name mine Σ1Ω to be very lore accurate and also a moderate pain in the ass

[modest flume]

Ωmarines

[south jetty]

If my deadname doesn't get said right IRL despite only being 3 letters, his won't get said right either

[tawdry edge]

I'm executing you behind the local Arby's

[twin flower]

I was just thinking of naming mine from a tech adept i know from a book

cuz idk how skitariis name themselves

[tulip kettle]

I'm such an oil guzzling cog munching clanker

🗣️🔥

[tawdry edge]

alright

mods

kill this one

[tulip kettle]

Bruh

This is racism

[tawdry edge]

straight to the garbage compactor

[delicate vapor]

[tulip kettle]

Against mechanicus

[tawdry edge]

nah you dont deserve to be alive

[tulip kettle]

God forbid I want to praise the omnissiah

I hope you get turned into a servitor >:(

[south jetty]

There's no real consistency in that either
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Skitarii#Notable_Skitarii

[tawdry edge]

THAT SHIT YOU JUST SAID IS A INSULT TO THE MACHINE GOD

[dire kayak]

im a little skittle

[tulip kettle]

He wasn't complaining when I cleaned his circuits

[tulip kettle]

[twin flower]

I was just gonna take inspiration from whats that I already know like Hadron Omega-7-7 and that other from from the Blood Angels movie Hestia Theta-9

[bright oyster]

Gonna pull up with my skitari homeboy named Hexnuts

[tulip kettle]

@tawdry edge I CURSE THEE WITH TRIPLE TRAPPERS AT ONCE

[south jetty]

I'm a fucked up cyborg I'll kill you and keep stabbing because the Machine God demands death upon the heretics

[tawdry edge]

thank the gods i dont play this game anymore

[south jetty]

Dat works

[tulip kettle]

I'm going to call my Skitarii Kyle-Calculator :)

[tawdry edge]

i need a different space marine pfp

i didnt like this one

[tulip kettle]

Become a sister of battle

They're cooler

[tawdry edge]

no

my entire personality is marines

[twin flower]

Cursed to be a space chud for life

[tulip kettle]

I reeeeaaaaally hope sister repentias don't try to kill me

[tawdry edge]

im not a chud anymore... im a woke...

[bright oyster]

Cursed to be 90% of the community

[tawdry edge]

a woke marine...

[twin flower]

once a chud always a chud

[south jetty]

Woke Marines

[dire kayak]

beat me to it

[tawdry edge]

act like a chud, think like a woke

[tulip kettle]

R/beatmeattoit or smth like that

[bright oyster]

Rainbow skitari. They already are half way to the word skittle

[gloomy tartan]

I’m considering trading yellow toughness for revive on shout

[tulip kettle]

If we don't get a rainbow Skitarii imma be very sad

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy y’all think?

[tulip kettle]

Do both

[dire kayak]

trapper be a freak today

[south jetty]

I miss my space marine OC now, I miss torturing him and viewing one of my horror dreams through his POV

[tulip kettle]

I'm always a freak

[gloomy tartan]

Then I have to get rid of something else

🙁

[tulip kettle]

Tbh I don't even use keystones 😭

[twin flower]

You need the extra nade perks

[gloomy tartan]

That too

[bright oyster]

I never considered a warhammer oc. Mostly because I dont have any interest beyond this game. But I could see myself maybe looking into skitari

Adderall

That was supposed to be afterall but

Fuck it

[dire kayak]

i finally have a set in stone wh40k oc and its a fucking ork

[tulip kettle]

I have one... I'm one of the ten thousand trappers

[south jetty]

I have a bunch of OCs for 40k. Kinda easy to mess around with the setting outside of games with the lore that's publicly available

[tulip kettle]

insert picture of white sheep with one black but the arrow is pointing at the white sheep

[south jetty]

you can also homebrew shit

[dire kayak]

i only make ocs for minis i paint

cause then its easy for me to visualise them

[bright oyster]

All my war or military charactars are just from my own project I write

[south jetty]

I make OCs for Darktide and just because I can

[tulip kettle]

Do you have a vr?

[south jetty]

It's not the only franchise I do it for either

[south jetty]

a what

[bright oyster]

Vr headset

[south jetty]

no

Can't use those. I get motion sick and it's just a waste of money

[tulip kettle]

Virtual reality.
There's a mod for a really good game called blade and sorcery which is just a complete wh40k overhaul which means you can basically make any oc you want

[south jetty]

I can just draw mine or make them in games

[tulip kettle]

Also you can do what you want since it's physics based

[south jetty]

Or write about them

Or make them in TTRPGs

No motion sickness required

[tulip kettle]

Don't you want to tear Xeno's apart with your own hands though?

[bright oyster]

Best i can offer is the drawing of a character i made who's a hybrid of spider and human dna

A super soldier/genetic breakthrough

[twin flower]

Seeing so many people write in this discord made me have a go at it, just shortstories about stuff i've been into.

[south jetty]

I can roleplay this out, or draw it, etc

[dire kayak]

best i can offer is hunks of plastic

[twin flower]

salutations to you all, its actually a lot harder than i initially thought

[tulip kettle]

Fair enough

[dire kayak]

who wanna see mudsmek

[tulip kettle]

I wanna

[twin flower]

wassat

[south jetty]

I write but I don't really post any of it. Most of my writing is just for me or my friend's TTRPG campaigns

[twin flower]

Fair nuff, Im doing it for my own enjoyment too

[dire kayak]

my ork oc which is kinda heavily carried by my fanxenos clade that already exists

[hazy valley]

Hey so like I'm learning about the Skitarii right? And like I learned that they speak in Lingua-Technis: static bursts of binary code. And since this is the primary means of communication between each other does that mean our Skitarii might be a bit awkward when trying to speak with people using normal language?

[twin flower]

Plus im too shy to share it anyway, might be too cringe

[tulip kettle]

I speak 0101010101010110101010101

[twin flower]

lemme lay my eyeballs on it

[bright oyster]

Ngl it would be funny as hell to me if I got really into skitari and looked at everyone else like the confused mf I usually am. Ive had alot of times where someone talks to me and im just so fucking lost

[dire kayak]

ill send you what ive done of their codex and what mudsmek krumpsaur looks like

[hazy valley]

I'm waiting for them to speak a burst of static that sounds like a scream and it disturbs the rejects LOL

[tulip kettle]

H...hey it's not like I like you or anything b-baka Zealot

[south jetty]

I have a bunch of info made up about my homebrew 40k shit but almost none of it will leave my documents or my friends' DMs

[tulip kettle]

Common W

I better have a tsundere Skitarii

[twin flower]

Be funny

[south jetty]

They would probably be more annoyed about having to since it takes more time to convey information traditionally

[twin flower]

noice

[hazy valley]

That was another thing I was curious about. Do Skitarii still seek out relationships? Would they even care to flirt? They're still human and haven't traded nearly as much of their humanity away compared to Tech Priests but they're not quite fully human either. Feels somewhere inbetween and maybe closer to the Tech Priest side of things

[south jetty]

I hope there's a subtly sadistic personality

[mystic fossil]

do they have cock and uterus to make a kid?

either or?

[south jetty]

probably not @ both

[hazy valley]

Oh I didn't mean sex LMFAO

[mystic fossil]

LMAO

[twin flower]

I mean

[hazy valley]

I just meant if emotionally they still had any interest in relationships

[mystic fossil]

srry but it's freaktide

[hazy valley]

Do they still experience friendship? Or even more?

[twin flower]

Ciaphas Caine the commisar had a relationship with a Tech Priest

Does that count

[south jetty]

If you've seen the concept art Fatshark posted in the forum post you know they probably ain't doing shit

[hazy valley]

Or are they fully committed to being tools of the Mechanicus?

[mystic fossil]

friendship prolly idk aout relationships

[hazy valley]

wait did you see that story they posted in the skitarii channel

hold on lemme find it

[mystic fossil]

i'd feel quite outta place if a 4 mechanically limbed human torso tried hitting on me

[twin flower]

To be fair it did say Alpha Primus's have more autonomy than normal Skitarii's

[hazy valley]

#skitarii-class message

here it is

[south jetty]

They can. It's completely dependent on a lot of variables though. Not all Skitarii are the same, some more augmented than others, so the chances are a non-zero percent

[twin flower]

Thats prolly already a basis for what their personalities would be like

[tulip kettle]

I wanna have my limbs sanded down so I can be a tech priest

[mystic fossil]

using this to build my case

[hazy valley]

In the story the Skitarii is given pause because they had forgotten themselves in the context of "pretty"

It's kinda funny

[south jetty]

oh yeah I've seen this before

[twin flower]

Sounds sad to me wym

[south jetty]

They're like me fr

[hazy valley]

Is that why Hadron is always so annoyed at us? She's talking in slow motion? It's like how everyone perceives a conversation with an Ogryn, except worse

[south jetty]

People bring that up like it's horror but then I'm like "nah she's so real for that"

[hazy valley]

I think it's funny because they're so wholly devoted to being useful that they've forgotten such petty things as being pretty

[south jetty]

Yes.

Pretty to them is more likely in the frame of being shaped by machinery, the blessings of the Machine God, rather than the banal fleshy definition

Beauty is subjective

[hazy valley]

The more augmented one is, the more beautiful one is

[dire kayak]

imagine how annoyed youd be at everyone if you had to bless someone's broken pipe for the 50th time

[tulip kettle]

She sound fine af

[hazy valley]

The less flesh, the more steel, the closer to perfection

[tawny grail]

Classical beauty

[tulip kettle]

WAIT THIS IS FIRE WRITING THO

[mystic fossil]

i hate dirty clankers

[tulip kettle]

Die fleshy

[mystic fossil]

the flesh is strongest

[south jetty]

HE LIVES

[pseudo terrace]

not as strong as da fungus

[hazy valley]

I think I'd have a vested interest in seeing who lasts longer: the reject or the broken pipe
And I'd be taking bets with Hadron and Magos Kharib on which goes first

[mystic fossil]

WAAAAGHHHH!!!

[pseudo terrace]

WAAAAGH!!!

[tawny grail]

I heard we're getting the good kind of robot

[south jetty]

YES

cyborg

[pseudo terrace]

the six breasted robot from big bang theory is real????

[tulip kettle]

ORKY 'AS MELTAH

[mystic fossil]

can we get ogryn skitarii

[pseudo terrace]

maximum DAKKA

WAAAAGH!!!

[tulip kettle]

WAAAAAAGH

I called my Ogryn
Gorf The Cool Vet

He's a gunner Ogryn

[mystic fossil]

#WAAGGGGHHHH

[mystic fossil]

how do you large text

[pseudo terrace]

add a space between the hash

[south jetty]

larg

[delicate vapor]

my sister is making way too many cookies

[pseudo terrace]

gud job git

[tulip kettle]

I'M A CLANKER AND PROUD

[south jetty]

you should help by eating some

[tulip kettle]

Eat your sister in the name of Nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

lol

Proud rusty

[pseudo terrace]

clanka? i hardly ‘nowa

[tulip kettle]

Noooo don't clank meh cogs 😔

[twin flower]

Eat the cookies

[bright oyster]

Maybe I'll inquire to my warhammer friends,I'll consult the elder geeks and make a skitari oc

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[twin flower]

Elder Geeks

[tulip kettle]

Dew it

I'm going to backflip

[rapid meteor]

Good news everyone, I figured out how to get the projector I got running

[tulip kettle]

W

[bright oyster]

Skitari sounds cute to me anyway. (I am aware of the horrors)

[bright oyster]

Yeah. The elder geeks. Like Raiden going to the elder gods

[rapid meteor]

#zealot-class if you're interested in how it looks on my bare wall lol

[tulip kettle]

I'm personally a tech priest

I don't like flesh

[hazy valley]

I already have a Skitarii character in mind

I might end up writing short stories for her

I'm definitely not sharing them publicly

[twin flower]

Reasonable

[hazy valley]

I kinda want to get art once I have an idea of what she'll look like

[twin flower]

I have my own headcanons about characters I make as well lmao

[hazy valley]

I have been reading on them more and learned that when a Tech Priest assumes direct control the Skitarii is not conscious. They're a puppet on strings

It's like they're just knocked out mentally but physically their body continues to remain in function

Also I was reading that they view this as a blessing in most circumstances

I too yearn for someone to turn off my brain and take control

[twin flower]

I remember reading on somewhere that they share some kind of neural network to share information with for maximum efficiency, kinda sounds like that

[hazy valley]

I've been making jokes about being a servitor forever

[hazy valley]

Yeah! But them being connected can also be a downside because it can be used to harm them all collectively too

[tulip kettle]

Flesh is weakness

[twin flower]

They seem cool, I've always viewed them as these poor sods, but I realised they have way more variants than I thought

[twin flower]

Huh I never thought of it that way

[hazy valley]

Skitarii are very happy to be Skitarii

[delicate vapor]

12pm time to go to bed

[twin flower]

I thought the whole idea to have more machine parts was to feel less of everything so thats an interesting perspective

[delicate vapor]

Haven’t slept

[twin flower]

To the beds with you

[south valve]

3am

I will also speep

I watched Furry btw

really good

[twin flower]

Noice

[delicate vapor]

My blurry eyes read this as furry

[pseudo terrace]

i wonder since we are getting the skitari if we will be able to put numbers in the names finally

what do you gitz think

[twin flower]

Goated movie. Prolly there on my top 5 for ww2 esque shows

[hazy valley]

go to sleep

[hazy valley]

WHAT

[south valve]

Wdym? That's what I typed

[hazy valley]

sleep

[south valve]

I should yeah

[hazy valley]

Yes. Fatshark already confirmed this

[pseudo terrace]

i might believe you

[hazy valley]

I could show you

hold on lemme find it

[twin flower]

The random names you get to generate should be Skitarii like then

[delicate vapor]

Ouch

[hazy valley]

#darktide-pics-vids message

here it is

[marsh iris]

what a beautiful day chat

[hazy valley]

it's in the posts under the most recent visual design blog

[pseudo terrace]

short and simple

ye

[hazy valley]

[dire kayak]

hmmm

finally got the motivation to write

i love biology

[pseudo terrace]

are you a green skittle

da best colla

[tulip kettle]

I HATE MY FLESH I HATE MY FLESH I HATE MY FLESH

[pseudo terrace]

the flesh is weak

[marsh iris]

simply remove

[dire kayak]

don't we all

[tulip kettle]

[twin flower]

Hey youre back to normal

[pseudo terrace]

reject flesh accept fungus

WAAAAGH!!

[hazy valley]

ok wait but like my tongue and mouth are flesh and with them I can taste things and some things taste really good so like maybe I keep that flesh

I like lobster

[dire kayak]

what is your opinion of them putting squig physics in games?

[marsh iris]

wdym ive always been a normie

[pseudo terrace]

[marsh iris]

👼

[twin flower]

reject normal, return to a̴͛̿́͘b̷̨̭̰̐b̶̛̌͐̑e̷̐̎́̃r̵̍̂͐̚a̸̔̈͒͝ṫ̸͊̿̃i̶̽̈́̾̚ò̸̅̀̈n̸̛͂̿

[astral basin]

Lober

[dire kayak]

little skittle biologis

[nocturne bloom]

My sciatic nerve tingles

[astral basin]

Lamia

[whole bough]

i think its just to not have shmeat body

understandable i agree

cant wait to have my brain put into a robot or smth

[mystic fossil]

Ghost in the shell

[nocturne bloom]

Ill take your brain

Free

🤝

[astral basin]

Moth has a brain?

[elder merlin]

I miss that one artist that made everything into twinks/femboys, the art was pretty good

The techpriest one

Forget their name

[nocturne bloom]

I intend to find out

I couldnt give that lady my number. She didnt stay during my shift so I have to wait till monday

[mystic fossil]

💀

[nocturne bloom]

I really dont know if I want to actually push it yet though

[mystic fossil]

What’s your pull percentage of numbers you’ve given out

[nocturne bloom]

It feels weird to have a relationship with one of my sisters friend's
But shes also my coworker so it could... explode

[mystic fossil]

[bright oyster]

I shall darktide it

And I'll do it good

[bright oyster]

Brochacho knows what they want

[twin flower]

Man of culture

I didnt know Spider Noir was already out

[dire kayak]

do iwkeep writing or go to bed

[twin flower]

eep to rest the noggin to write more with

or idk, i usually do something til im drowsy enough

[clear cliff]

I personality scourged my ogryn and his prison garb disappeared. Any advice? I need green pants

[twin flower]

scourged? deleted it?

[dapper obsidian]

Hey peeps. Just started playing. Have 3 character I've been switching between to lvl up - veteran 20+, arbitrator 10+, scum -10.
Play on pc & xbox.
Have comms.
NewB still learning to play tbh.

[twin flower]

Max Vet

Some people have mentioned Arbi is easy, Scum is hard without knowing the fundamentals so trying out any of the 4 base classes can help you learn that

[tulip kettle]

You're not a twink. I'm disappointed

[elder merlin]

[obsidian wren]

Me when i

Me when i

Me when i

Me when i have to shit

Me when i kiss the next person that talks very nicely and treat them to dinner

[sand monolith]

Can ogryns ans skitari have babies in theory

[obsidian wren]

Skitarii are human nuggets bro

[tulip kettle]

Yummers

[tulip kettle]

Same

[obsidian wren]

They have no ability to have children

Its go nugget or go bionic

[sand monolith]

Oh can they nake love?

[obsidian wren]

Why are you asking this

Of all things

[obsidian wren]

Youre a human nugget?

[tulip kettle]

Yes

[obsidian wren]

Can i put you in a carboard tray and call you a 12 piece nugget meal

[sand monolith]

Yeah

Mcdonalds has a free 10 piece on the app

[tulip kettle]

No

[tulip kettle]

Only @neon agate can do that

[obsidian wren]

Wait if youre a nugget how are you typing...

[neon agate]

HI WFIE

[tulip kettle]

I'm a psyker

[neon agate]

sHE IS

[tulip kettle]

Bro didn't capitalize the S

I'm gonna have to brain burst you now

DIE MAGGOT

[obsidian wren]

Its odd to think about how incredibly busted our psykers are to basically have the ability to reach their peril limit and explode without summoning a daemon, aswell as reach into the warp without something reaching back to them

[tulip kettle]

Then we get sent to die immediately

[jaunty path]

Edible taken

[clear cliff]

I changed his voice and his crime at the chirurgeon, and instead of changing the prison garb clothing it deleted it out of my cosmetic list

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

Oh. I didnt know it could do that. tho tbf I hardly use the prison cosmetics

[hazy kestrel]

Prepare to enter the Mansus again.

Say hello to Ghirbi for me.

[jaunty path]

I took 5mgs mf

[hazy kestrel]

Doesn’t mean you won’t enter the boundaries of the Wood again.

[jaunty path]

When I’m truly zooted is 10mgs

Everything felt like philosophy ngl

Including whatever was going on in here

Weed makes thoughts feel so much heavier lmfao. Not in like the sad way but like “woah dude.”

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it’s just my usual jokes / ramblings with a bit of philosophy sprinkled in sometimes.

Would you like some philosophy for your brain to ponder?

[jaunty path]

Mm atm

Gonna look thru devlogs

[hazy kestrel]

Ok, have fun.

[timber elk]

eats 200 weed brownies huh…..man these edibles ain’t shit-

gets hit with the PlayStation 2 start up and the N64 start up

(I know I already made this joke but I like it)

[patent grove]

Last time i got edibles i took 200mg of gummies

[jaunty path]

I feel like 200 weed edibles would either kill you or send you to the fuckin hospital lmfao

[dire kayak]

im gonna bite someone

[jaunty path]

Then again

[timber elk]

Im a lamb.

SO IM BUILT FUCKING DIFFERENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[jaunty path]

1000mg edible wouldnt kill you

Youd have an ultra panic attack though

[astral basin]

Well crap. The streamer i watch is officially retired

[timber elk]

That or I would be sleeping for days

[jaunty path]

Whom

[patent grove]

You ever hear the 911 call with the police officer and his wife, they took edibles and thought they were dying

[dire kayak]

how do people wear high heels

ts is impossible

[steady laurel]

Tipe toes and balance

[timber elk]

Heard? I fucking experienced it

My dad did weed for the first time in years and I was at work while it happened. So my dipshit of a family called the pizza play to get some food in his system

[drowsy lynx]

I taught someone to make edibles at this dose, and later 2000mg

[tulip kettle]

I'm going to skin you

[drowsy lynx]

The people that wanted them couldn't get ones that strong anywhere else

[timber elk]

So I came home to find out they had to call a paramedic squad to check to see if he was okay

All 3 family members cronked on weed.

Funniest shit ever

We even played the phone back at work on speaker

Whole crew was laughing

[patent grove]

2000mg is like some cheech & chong shit

[dire kayak]

im gonna figure out a way to get edibles directly into people's bloodstreams

[mystic fossil]

???

you mean needles?

also plausible deniability

i in no way helped goober commit any crimes

[timber elk]

Needles?

[mystic fossil]

hive scum?

irl?

[glad solar]

looking for others to join me to complete the just a flesh wound penance (private game penance)

[mystic fossil]

which one is that

also #vox-lfg-nasa

[civic ether]

interesting

[mystic fossil]

it's john ademch himself

[civic ether]

i am john mechanicus

[marsh iris]

🤖
🚽

[acoustic pebble]

Ready for the skibidi class?

[obsidian wren]

Why can rush bypass net but when it matters the net will grab me AFTER I KNOCK THE TRAPPER DOWN

This shit make zero sense

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

[astral basin]

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folk

Oh hey

New goob who dis

[dire kayak]

10 thousand pounds of caffeine inserted directly into my heart

[patent grove]

[nocturne bloom]

i bought my mosin at an ace

[dire bane]

anyone want to help me grind havoc, I'm trying to grind to havoc level 40 (long term), my goal right now is to get to rank 25 (I'm at rank 20). I'm looking for people who find havoc 20-25 easy and can competently play these havoc ranks, I play on US servers (NAE)

[mystic fossil]

how many guns do you own

[mystic fossil]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum #vox-lfg-nasa also i'm down to run it sometime

[dire bane]

@mystic fossil When can you play? I'm looking to play tonight, if you can

[mystic fossil]

tmrw i'm open not tn unfortunately

[dire bane]

@mystic fossil what time (I'm central time)?

@mystic fossil I usually start to play at about 11:00PM on weekends

[mystic fossil]

i'm east

west i mean

i'm tripping lmao day has been too long

check the lfg channels tho

[dire bane]

@mystic fossil 👍

[obsidian wren]

Holy ping

[grand sinew]

Ping ping ping sahur

[obsidian wren]

Never talk again

[grand sinew]

I'm sry

[obsidian wren]

Ive completed 1000 mission now

[grand sinew]

Noice

[obsidian wren]

Apparently i got havoc 40 in under 88 missions solo queueing with randoms

[grand sinew]

Wtf

Highest I've gotten was 22 ish lmak

Granted I don't do havocs often xd

[obsidian wren]

I have super autism

[grand sinew]

Ah

[obsidian wren]

And it gives me mind powers

[grand sinew]

Makes sence

[nocturne bloom]

i got it the first week it came out after joining a random within like 15

never touched it again

[obsidian wren]

Unless the guy was 40 himself thats literally impossible

[nocturne bloom]

he was on 38

[obsidian wren]

That explains it then

[grand sinew]

Remember to hit enemy before they hit you

[nocturne bloom]

i did say joining a random

[obsidian wren]

Still

[nocturne bloom]

uncle ruck would say a quote i cant type here...

[obsidian wren]

I got 40 months after it came out so it was full of a bunch of hard carried chuds that werent actually good enough to do 40s

[jaunty path]

Bitchasssssss....

[nocturne bloom]

no, has the word read in it

floating bed..

[jaunty path]

It's a word he'd say before it

[hazy kestrel]

Same.

[nocturne bloom]

first week i had the full set and was done with it

[jaunty path]

Weeeeeee

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[hazy kestrel]

Are you in the Mansus yet?

[obsidian wren]

Havoc is highkey just glorified auric maelstrom with more annoying circumstances

And more elites

[nocturne bloom]

no promised continual cosmetics like they advertised

[jaunty path]

Not sure who that is but you're making me think about MANOS

[hazy kestrel]

Follow the Moths

[jaunty path]

Yeeeeee

[hazy kestrel]

Through the Wood

[obsidian wren]

Skaven rat girl

[hazy kestrel]

To the Mansus, which has no walls.

[patent scroll]

Chat is the skull oggy mask supposed to be blurry?

[jaunty path]

⩊<

[patent scroll]

😔

[grand sinew]

No clue lol

I don't use da mask

[jaunty path]

/•᷅‎•᷄\੭

[sudden pelican]

Hadron: Is this really what we have available? (refering to rejects) I must've offended the Omnissiah

[jaunty path]

(˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ

[patent scroll]

Can't wait for skateboard to come out 😌

[jaunty path]

ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ

[grand sinew]

Thinking abt what to name my skitarri

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the Hieroglyphics that the Shadow gnome spoke to me in my trippy dream a few months ago.

[jaunty path]

≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ

[hazy kestrel]

Terrifying bugger

[sudden pelican]

Skititty Toilet

[patent scroll]

Just ordered a gallon and a half carrying thermis, worf et! >:)

[hazy kestrel]

Telling me to read the book on Hermeticism

No thank you

[grand sinew]

No

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t mess with heretical texts

[patent scroll]

Fr, like even mentioning herits feels like heracy 💔

[grand sinew]

𒁮 𒁯 𒁰 𒁱 𒁲 𒁳 𒁴 𒁵 𒁶 𒁷 𒁸 𒁹 𒁺 𒁻 𒁼 𒁽 𒁾 𒁿 𒂀 𒂁 𒂂 𒂃 𒂄 𒂅
CURSE OF RA

[jaunty path]

Satan gives you a dogs kiss before you fall asleep at night

[patent scroll]

[hazy kestrel]

This might actually be the hieroglyphics the gnome spoke in

They were all geometric and stuff

[grand sinew]

The gnome might've been Egyptian

[hazy kestrel]

Or maybe it was in Wingdings, I don’t know

[jaunty path]

𝑴𝒆𝒐𝒘. ฅ(•- •マ

[patent scroll]

If I knew what that ment I think I'd rock ya probably? Or maybe not? 🤔

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t consent

[grand sinew]

Woem

[patent scroll]

Oggy not smaht but oggy has rock! Oggy like rock ☺️

[jaunty path]

You'd think he ask?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Can a sleeping man say yes or no

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[grand sinew]

Yes

Sleep talking happens

[jaunty path]

Does he in his dream know of such

[sudden skiff]

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[patent scroll]

...oggys grammy talk in er sleep, oggy thinks she said yes before?