general-chat

[timber elk]

HEY STOP HEADBUTTING THE CAMERA BLOCKHEAD 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[south valve]

Evilios

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna throw your tea into the water, Painted. :)

[south valve]

People don't believe me when I tell them I've never had tea before

[hazy kestrel]

Damn. You’re immune to the centuries-old prank.

[dire kayak]

im tempted to buy some skitarii

i have electro-priests arriving Soon™ but the hastarii look cool

but i also need to save money for my dreadknight kitbash

[south valve]

partly because I have a relatively posh accent

[modest flume]

Do yourself a favor, Goob

[hazy kestrel]

How posh is your accent?

[modest flume]

BUY SOME MORDIANS

[dire kayak]

do mordians have minis

[modest flume]

Actually idk lol

[south valve]

because I'm surrounded by so many accents in my area, it kinda varies, but I get very posh when I'm nervous

[dire kayak]

they don't but there's mordian grass as a base decoration

[mystic fossil]

do we wanna run back some havoc tmrw gang?

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[hazy kestrel]

Perhaps

[simple cliff]

"Medicare station! Medicare station! Medicare station! Medicare station! Medicare station! "
Gets ignored.
Person that ignored me gets pox bursted and dies instantly. Insert shocked pokemon face.

[hazy kestrel]

A tale as old as time.

[simple cliff]

Why is this so common?

I understand Martyr builds but I don't understand having a bar full of porple.

[crisp yoke]

Yall ever wish you’d get praise

[modest flume]

I'm home now if you wanna go

[hazy kestrel]

No

[mystic fossil]

you back to a smol krieg, W

[mystic fossil]

nah i'm doing physics

[modest flume]

No need to wish

Here's some right now

[delicate vapor]

odst

[hazy kestrel]

I will be ready to havoc in a few hours

[mystic fossil]

same?

maybe

[hazy kestrel]

A peak Halo game.

[modest flume]

Sure just lemme know whenever

[dire kayak]

when skitarii releases its gonna be my new main

[modest flume]

Drop me a ping

[dire kayak]

all the time

[modest flume]

I've got a few hours

[crisp yoke]

Wdym?

[crisp yoke]

Where?

[true widget]

burp

[hazy kestrel]

I agree, I don’t know if it’ll fully replace zealot for me, but it sure does look fun.

[modest flume]

Why didn't you say so, now you'll get it

[mystic fossil]

henlo Sammy

[crisp yoke]

Hmmmm
Pat Pat pat

[drowsy lynx]

Just play one match of darktide with randoms

[hazy valley]

It's a tragedy what they did to Rookie in the novels

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[dire kayak]

what's the password

[modest flume]

You are the best smol Kriegsman around. Your uniform is immaculate, your boots are polished, and the way you grasp your helbore is very inspiring.

[crisp yoke]

But…but I suck

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

[dire kayak]

getting to havoc 40 as a little skittle

[modest flume]

I'll teach you to unsuck

[dire kayak]

oh god my leg fell asleep

[drowsy lynx]

play on uprising

[hazy kestrel]

And tbh, it really shouldn’t matter to you what other people think of you, as long as you’re trying to be a generally good person, that’s enough imo.

[true widget]

its okay we'll play on uprising

[mystic fossil]

let's prank it

[hazy kestrel]

Praise is superficial and transient.

[waxen sleet]

Just walked in, sat down, and saw this... how dare you remind me 🙁

[hazy valley]

The trick is to flex your toes. This will suck. But it restores blood flow to your leg faster. Or maybe it's placebo idk. It helps whenever my leg falls asleep

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

what happened to rookie in the novels?

[modest flume]

But compliments are free and no investment, and feel good

[mystic fossil]

i walk around lmao, love the tingle in me foot

[true widget]

💢

[waxen sleet]

I dunno, my wife calling me a Good Boy or my sons saying im their Best Friend does alot for me

[modest flume]

Actually yes that works, helps encourage circulation, also not locking your knees as well

[hazy kestrel]

Fair, however, I get too much praise, when in reality, I would like a raise. Lmao

[hazy valley]

|| Killed by an insurrectionist ||

[mystic fossil]

on ZZZ are we femboy ai elios

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

[delicate vapor]

no

[modest flume]

Fucking felt

[crisp yoke]

My friend

I duck on uprising

[waxen sleet]

Thus ruining any chance at a sequel

[crisp yoke]

:3

[hazy kestrel]

All of the higher ups know my name / of my stellar work according to my boss.

Where raise? :(

[hazy valley]

And then they made Buck into a Spartan IV

[dire kayak]

i don't know if i could survive without some validation

[hazy valley]

We're never getting an ODST game again

[true widget]

what this mean

[hazy valley]

They only care about Spartans

[mystic fossil]

do y'all know what happens to noble 6 ? or is that inconclusive

[hazy valley]

And functionally Spartan IVs have replaced ODST

[waxen sleet]

Spartan IVs and all subsequent iterations did not need to exist frankly speaking.

[hazy kestrel]

Spartans never die.

[mystic fossil]

i hate IV's

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as.

[dire kayak]

hd2 odst warbond is like C tier

[simple cliff]

Halo has such in-depth lore for its spae combat yet there is no a single space combat game or RTS. Not including mods.

[dire kayak]

noble 67

[modest flume]

Out of any goobers in the world, you are simply the best.

[mystic fossil]

NOOOOOOOOO

[waxen sleet]

Halo Wars 1 and 2 exist

[simple cliff]

They're not space.

[hazy valley]

ODST warbond fighting Iluminate forces with friends is the closest we will ever get to another ODST vibe and it dies with HD2

[true widget]

noble 6 transforms int oa rocket and flies away to save themselv s

[modest flume]

Excuse you? How else would Jerome exist and body the flood with a folding chair?

I misread

[storm pier]

I'm just coming back to the game after over a year of not playing, can someone tell me what these "expeditions" are, and do they make a decent amount of diamantine?

[waxen sleet]

Theyre planetside only, not space i know, but its close

[hazy valley]

Halo as a franchise is never going to revisit the ODSTs, ever

[tender horizon]

Getting the perma first person glitch during that era was cool

[dire kayak]

they make really low amounts of diamantine and their rewards mean nothing but more cosmetics

just don't play expeditions tbh

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goober-gif-7748713

[dire kayak]

it's fun for the first 10 games then gets monotonous

[limber zealot]

I see people worry about diamantine sometimes but it's literally the only thing I've never run out of

[hidden whale]

what is this new name

[modest flume]

That's because THEY DONT PLAY

[hidden whale]

what does it mean ? O.o

[drowsy lynx]

tell them you can't spell praise without raise

[waxen sleet]

Which is a damn shame, bc they were both funny and cool... my dad is a retired Marine and he found them to be the most realistic part of the franchise

[true widget]

this is insane i like never have diamantine cause i waste it all

im saving it now..

[modest flume]

Troopers, we are mean, and very green!

[hazy kestrel]

I’d argue you don’t need validation to live, but it’s nice to have. Also, what’s stopping you from being your own validation? I.E. Proud of your own work / accomplishments / self?

[true widget]

help my head hurts

[mystic fossil]

my fav spartans are the fucking omega team cuz they strapped up

[drowsy lynx]

Probably why they won't, the halo fanbase prefers cringe

[modest flume]

Jerome

[hidden whale]

did u drink water

did u eat food

[dire kayak]

low self worth and stuff

[mystic fossil]

red team is lit true, what happens to em btw

[dire kayak]

i need the validation of others to see the worth in myself

[true widget]

no food t oeat and ihave not drank water yet

[hazy valley]

Hi!!

[hidden whale]

you should try those lol

[modest flume]

Nothing so far after Halo Wars 2 iirc

[true widget]

signali s

signali s

[drowsy lynx]

If you cover your eyes and the pain subsides, you probably need to nap for 20-30 minutes. Otherwise try putting an ice pack on the back of your neck

[crisp yoke]

Meant to say that I suck on uprising

[true widget]

sig

signalis

[true widget]

you what

when did u start playing

[crisp yoke]

Pat Pat pat

[true widget]

little BUDDY

[waxen sleet]

Master Sergeant Avery Johnson is man I would follow to hell and back in heart beat

[crisp yoke]

….7motnhs ago

[true widget]

hm okay

we'll play on auric maelstrom

maelst orm

male strum

[drowsy lynx]

[crisp yoke]

TWT

[patent grove]

Autic maleham

[modest flume]

I think he's a Sgt Major

[true widget]

mal stom

[drowsy lynx]

male storm

[patent grove]

Autistic male ham

[modest flume]

Sgt Major of the Marine Corps, the top

[crisp yoke]

Isn’t that hard mode?

[waxen sleet]

You right! Its been a few years

[true widget]

uhh yeah i think

so theres like

[hazy kestrel]

I had low self worth too pal, believe me. I’ve been a people-pleaser for most of my life up until recently. It took me a long time to realize that the praise or validation of others is pointless and fleeting. You have to learn to love and validate yourself pal. You don’t need other people for that.

[drowsy lynx]

it's the hardest thing on the standard mission board

[true widget]

super easy,, easy,,.,. normal, hard, and super hard

i guess

[drowsy lynx]

well kinda depends on the modifier but for the most part that's true

[true widget]

and than havoc is darktide ranked

im so Funny

[dire kayak]

havoc is fun when there's not some bitch in your ear telling you how to play

[true widget]

i just want the helmet

[crisp yoke]

I see

I think I’m going to get bullied in that mode

[true widget]

it sucks that it doesnt count if ur the one that started the party

[hazy kestrel]

To quote Marcus Aurelius: Do you really want the praise of someone who curses themselves at least 3 times a day and who can’t even be pleased with themselves?

[true widget]

what difficulty do you usually play on

[wet swift]

is there like a vermintide chat?
when i am doing chaos wastes my skins don't work? the weapon skins at least

[crisp yoke]

Uprising

I’m just really bad

[crisp yoke]

[dire kayak]

playing minecraft but i jump into fiberglass

[crisp yoke]

Stickers!

[jaunty path]

hi kreg

[crisp yoke]

:0 hai missus hru?

[south valve]

Nooo Fumo slow down
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 🚙

💥

[dire kayak]

[true widget]

hnnhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

rubbing my chin rn

interesting

[dire kayak]

should i play darktide

or ultrakill

typical tgirl dilemma

[regal jasper]

ultrakill is better

[true widget]

make music

[south valve]

As I launch ultrakill 😭

[waxen sleet]

Play Mechanicus 2

[crisp yoke]

Why?

[true widget]

idk im just saying that

[jaunty path]

Dont matter. have fun

[tired inlet]

Hearts of Iron vs. Celeste

[mystic fossil]

you're getting rusty skitariii

ik you a tomboy ai painted and i WILL catch you one of these days

[waxen sleet]

You need more POWER

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/AB9cq2f9Oqg

we need public access television again

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

ooh a virus, I love viruses :3

I hope this one hijacks my phone and sends the hdg directly to everyone in my phone contact list

[upper citrus]

Blessed are the intolerant

[drowsy lynx]

Ultrakrill 🦐

[waxen sleet]

I hope it links to my Bluetooth speakers and makes uwu noises

[dire kayak]

shrimptide

[hazy kestrel]

We must construct additional pylons.

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimpfried

[visual vortex]

It hijacks your speakers and plays ram ranch at max base and volume

[waxen sleet]

All your base belong to us

[waxen sleet]

Nah... cotton eye joe

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Jakka here

[visual vortex]

HELLO JAKKA 🙌

[acoustic pebble]

HELLO OLLPHEIST 👋

[pure quail]

hmmmm, to go to sleep or to play darktide

[acoustic pebble]

Sleep

Now

[visual vortex]

🙏🙏🙏

This chat is infinitely better when you're here

[waxen sleet]

Imma get on Darktide in about an hour... gotta put the boys down for the night

[acoustic pebble]

Eyyy

[waxen sleet]

I haven't been on in a few days, have new nodes for Expeditions opened yet?

[pure quail]

👀

[pure quail]

use rock

[analog gorge]

Bro i swear im hearing a poxburster click randomly in missions and none exist

[pure quail]

rock is great for putting people down

[analog gorge]

Im going insane

[visual vortex]

Ptsd

[waxen sleet]

Nah, stories about Goblins and nursery rhymes do the trick

[mystic fossil]

you're insane you're in pain i can tell by what you're saying,,

i'm nightmare freddy and i'm in yo head

[pure quail]

but... how about that and rock

[analog gorge]

Clock strikes 12

Midnight arrives

[pure quail]

clock strikes 1

rock arrives

[blazing ibex]

Where is our bubble psyker?!

[blazing ibex]

Where is the chorus?!

Why isn't our ogryn taunting?!!!!

[delicate vapor]

chicken nugget rock

[analog gorge]

This hive scum crit build is really fun

I understand it now

[pure quail]

yumnby

[blazing ibex]

This party is throwing! You'll never make it to the Darktide Major League!

[waxen sleet]

"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West, behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?"

[acoustic pebble]

Which one?

[hazy valley]

Hi Jakka!

[visual vortex]

Ngl if someone said darktide major league id fall asleep at my desk

[acoustic pebble]

HI KAT!!!

[south valve]

🤫

[pure quail]

does the darktide major league include me getting paid for playing darktide?

competetive coop darktide when

[analog gorge]

That john wick one on gameslantern

[mystic fossil]

lmao we were running chorus, shout, taunt and bubble on havoc 34 and still lost to sum bs

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah it's SOOOOO good

[delicate vapor]

[analog gorge]

Randomly in the mission I was moving at mach 5 and I was so confused

[mystic fossil]

the warp has many effects

[analog gorge]

The rythym the stub pistols have while shooting does something to my brain

[visual vortex]

I like the spring sound when you realod

Reload

[mystic fossil]

does something to my hands

[dull hamlet]

My mom just made some bomb ass pasta

[mystic fossil]

in a bomb factory?

they're bombs

the pasta is a bomb

[delicate vapor]

pasta

yurm

[dull hamlet]

[dire kayak]

should i read

[analog gorge]

Sounds like something the hive scum would do

Just puts an rpg in the pasta

[dull hamlet]

[visual vortex]

That shit tuff ong

[dull hamlet]

Bad to the bone

[visual vortex]

Bonananana

When i die please play bad to the bone at my funeral it'd be funny af

[dull hamlet]

[abstract fog]

2

[dull hamlet]

Most of the server emojis are of Ogryn, proof that he's the best

[analog gorge]

DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM?

[upper citrus]

[mystic fossil]

we need a emoji of zealot holding up relic

[analog gorge]

Can we have a hive scum doing fent?

[upper citrus]

are arbites allowed to do drugs

[mystic fossil]

no

yes?

they take stimms

[dire kayak]

[mystic fossil]

we need emoji/stickers or zealot doing chorus or charging and one of psyker doing bubble

[visual vortex]

If i was good at drawing id make a bunch of shitty emojis for you guys to use

[grizzled plover]

give skitarii pls

[acoustic pebble]

Yes, but not like the Hive Scum do

[grizzled plover]

release now

[acoustic pebble]

Skibidis have been canceled. We now have Kroot

[grizzled plover]

kroot are cancelled, we are getting Freebootaz

[visual vortex]

Freebotaz are cancelled, we have servo skulls

[grizzled plover]

fucking domino's

[acoustic pebble]

Freebootaz is canceled. We are getting Tau melee specialist

[grizzled plover]

the new sauce is just thousand island

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Their ads pmo

[waxen sleet]

Not 9999 island or 1001 island?

[south valve]

Best sticker ever???

[delicate vapor]

boing

[upper citrus]

whats the difference

[south valve]

bounce bounce

[waxen sleet]

A Sus Kastelan? Thats pretty cool...

[dire kayak]

mechanisus

[south valve]

Yippee

[dire kayak]

hmm

im hungry

[south valve]

Sigh
who am I killing to feed you?

[mystic fossil]

eat chris

[south valve]

point me at em

[mystic fossil]

or licht

[dull hamlet]

🧙‍♂️

[south valve]

[dull hamlet]

[mystic fossil]

NOOOOOOO

TEKI

[visual vortex]

No i like licht

[dire kayak]

@fair bridge

[visual vortex]

You kill licht ill feed you to pigs alive

[mystic fossil]

what happened to alice?

[south valve]

Alright Mallow, I know you like cheese...

[visual vortex]

Got bored and couldnt handle the freakoff

[south valve]

🪤 💣

[mystic fossil]

truly the gen chat experience

[south valve]

No one's heard from her, some people are genuinely worried

[visual vortex]

This discordian life aint fit for some

[mystic fossil]

lictor?

are they ok?

[dire kayak]

i hope neuro is okay

she's really nice to me i love her

[visual vortex]

They're probably finne

[south valve]

Neuro has a dnd thing on, so that's a good sign

[mystic fossil]

one of the most inviting ppl when i joined the server lol

[visual vortex]

Neuro?

Never met them

[mystic fossil]

neurolictor

slaaneshi

[visual vortex]

Yeah dont think ive ever talked to them

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

If i did i probably forgot

[dire kayak]

if painted disappeared i would DIE

[south valve]

Good thing that will never ha-

[visual vortex]

Apparently ive known this one chick for like 3 years but i dont even know her name

That's actually happened twice this week

[south valve]

tbh though, I do wonder if people would cope if you left. You're kinda like the heart of genchat

[visual vortex]

Eh

Live goes on

[gloomy tartan]

I am also bad with names it I don’t hear it alot

[south valve]

Damn bro

[visual vortex]

What?

[south valve]

Nothing, that's just kinda

brutal 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t mean it’s on purpose lol

[visual vortex]

Im going to be completely honest with you my illnesses make me feel nothing towards nearly everyone i meet

[south valve]

Oh

[visual vortex]

I genuinely just cant bring myself to care

[south valve]

I'm sorry to hear that actually

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

can I ask what it is?

[visual vortex]

Personal stuff

[south valve]

Oh okay, sorry

[visual vortex]

I dont trust a genchat of a business enough with my stuff

[south valve]

Completely understandable

[flint terrace]

@visual vortex after verifying files and it not fixing a guy helped me, he told me he had same issue and I ahd to delete the texture files then verify to re-aquire them and it fixed it. Apparently the verify wasent catching the corrupted texture file

[visual vortex]

Strange

You'd think steam wouldve caught that but im glad you fixed it

[flint terrace]

but it worked,

[visual vortex]

Think of it this way

[dire kayak]

hmmmmm

[visual vortex]

I hear someone died and i feel no attachment

[flint terrace]

he told me the file itself wasewntr corrupted but the texture in the file, like the texture was blank so you couldent see it but the file was actively thier and "working"

and was detected as working properly, bc it existed and was being used

[south valve]

I see I see

[dire kayak]

the touhou project x pjsk collaboration charts are always some of the best ones

[delicate vapor]

is it goob approved

[visual vortex]

Ive been attached to only a few people in my life

And all of which i can look at and tell what they're thinking by their eyes and facial expression

[modest flume]

DRG feels so weird after not playing it for so long

[visual vortex]

I heard rogue core sucks

[jaunty path]

Think I'm gonna make a rule

Not to watch youtube videos anymore. Unless Im like

looking for something specific

[modest flume]

I dunno what that is

[visual vortex]

The roguelike variant

[delicate vapor]

outdoor boys

[jaunty path]

new DRG

[south valve]

You don't have to answer this, but is it due to some kind of past event, do you think?

[modest flume]

Oh, you mean DRG Survivor

[visual vortex]

Mixture of my dad and mom's genetic plus events ig

[south valve]

I see

[dire kayak]

absolutely

especially help me erin and cirno's perfect math academy

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i just got the show master expert title on pjsk

[sick spindle]

Skitarii is gonna be so cool, finally a good class to replace a bad class like Veteran

[modest flume]

What a funny jo-

[south valve]

I imagine that sounding like the Tom Scott meme

[dire kayak]

gmod spawn sound

[visual vortex]

Return of the Mingebags

[delicate vapor]

🇹🇷

[dire kayak]

new pjsk gatcha dropped

and it still doesn't have nene kusanagi.........

[trail bramble]

Penis Jork Shit Kannon

[formal mortar]

Yall ever see someone do a tae kwon dont?

[delicate vapor]

john pork?

oh

[south valve]

John Pork when Steve Beef walks in

[dire kayak]

steve beef when jim chicken walks in

[glacial shoal]

hope yall are doin good folks

[analog gorge]

Whats the max hive scum stimm volume?

[inner nimbus]

like how long it takes for it to recover?

[astral basin]

Slim Jim Chicken

[timber elk]

WHAT THE FUCK

IS THAT PEPSI MAN

[inner nimbus]

if so, 75s iirc

[glacial shoal]

if you mean the max cooldown on it it's 75 seconds

[timber elk]

Yo! Give me some Pepsi cherry!

[glacial shoal]

hi nate

[inner nimbus]

I keep mine at 45

[glacial shoal]

same

ish

[analog gorge]

No like whats the max amount of points I get to use

[glacial shoal]

oh

mmmmm lemme double check

[inner nimbus]

yo dude of the dwarf

you get a maximum of 30 points

but each subsequent point down the line costs an extra point

[glacial shoal]

^

that

[inner nimbus]

iirc in theory, you have enough to fully max out two branches

[glacial shoal]

I think generally if you max out a line in one of the four corners you use half of your points

so ye you can max you two branches

but you can spread it out however you want

[inner nimbus]

I used to experiment a lot with it and imho just

go either power (and then crits or rending) or CDR

[analog gorge]

I have strength and rending and the attack speed one

[inner nimbus]

I mean the great thing about stimms is you get to tailor them to exactly what you like/want/need

me personally, I feel like all the weapons scummers get access to are fast enough, as are the scummers themselves

[hidden whale]

no waste your entire life on youtube

give up your soul to mindlessly watch slop

[inner nimbus]

so I run either the power/crits or CDR cus that's what gives me the most immediate power

bear in mind I usually play Desperado

also bear in mind I usually run the talent to have 4 stacks of chem dep

so I do only focus on one branch

[dire kayak]

i need to get back to playing satisfactory

[shell goblet]

just died to some bullshit in a game and the first pov it auto spectated made it so harrowingly obvious the game was doomed

like the worst recon las veteran gameplay ive ever seen

[dire kayak]

what were they doing?

[shell goblet]

shooting at nothing 😭

[patent grove]

Single shot firing

[shell goblet]

spray and pray at air

[patent grove]

pew.

[inner nimbus]

man I really wanna like the laspistol

but like I just don't get it

[dire kayak]

[blazing ibex]

No finesse?

[elder merlin]

Did they atleast look cool doin it?

[modest flume]

Two vets and none of them going for specialists

lord help me

[shell goblet]

i lowk clipped it it was so bad lmao

[elder merlin]

Specialists?

[shell goblet]

DID YOU FILL INTO THE GAME I JUST LEFT LMAO

[modest flume]

Yeah, you know, the things you actually should be shooting as Vet?

[sleek harness]

Paul wake up

[modest flume]

Sadly no I'm doing Havoc

[sleek harness]

We need to play Darktide right now

[inner nimbus]

I might need to do more experimenting with it, my rationale is crits are versatile and always giving me more damage, especially vs Cara, which is smth Saw/Autopistols kinda struggles with

[blazing ibex]

It depends on what you're running.

Crits for sure would be better for saw

But combat knife? Shivs? Finesse all the way.

[inner nimbus]

yeah for sure, I don't run knives on scum

[elder merlin]

Oh, the range guys and shit

[inner nimbus]

again, usually run saw or crowbar, autopistols, Desperado, Blinders and Anarchist

[elder merlin]

Sorry, just hadnt heard anyone call them specialists in forever

[modest flume]

Bombers, flamers, trappers, etc

[elder merlin]

I just call them elites

Specials

[modest flume]

You know, the things that actually end the game

[elder merlin]

Shit like that

[jaunty path]

See I even blocked myself from that

[modest flume]

Gunners are elites

[tawdry edge]

gen chat is about to go into timeout zone soon i guess

[modest flume]

Specialists and elites are separate

[jaunty path]

so I should simply stop watching youtube lmao

its kinda frustrating watching youtube ngl

[tawdry edge]

?

[elder merlin]

Listen, i just be rootin, tootin and shootin, i dont pay much attention to their names

[jaunty path]

Wha

[tawdry edge]

whats your diss with youtube

[jaunty path]

Don't like being stuck watching a video.

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[fair bridge]

shoot heads with crits = profit

[tawdry edge]

fym stuckl

[jaunty path]

Plus most of the time its a waste, like. Theyre just yapping.

[fair bridge]

i got used to it and i ended up liking it

[tawdry edge]

depends on what videos youre watching

[dire kayak]

gonna build fuel power

[tawdry edge]

skitarii pfp

die

[twin flower]

Guten morgen

[dire kayak]

should i use diluted fuel or residual fuel for turbofuel production

my fuel power is located over a lake after all

[south valve]

Hi btw Mallow, I was told to cook you

[hidden whale]

drink the fuel
produce the turbofuel in your body

[jaunty path]

Stuck as in I want to watch this LONG ASS video to the very end but I want to just do something else.

Its bad with Roffle, a balatro youtuber, especially. I dont like looking for a video just to do something, or constantly having youtube sub page open for a video. I don't like the feeling I get in my head when I'm just watching youtube.

Its also that Roffles videos are miserably repetitive.....which can be solved by just watching a different youtuber. But. I don't wish to do that. I rather just sit down and watch a youtube video than just have it on....unless its specific videos I actually like as background audio.

Complicated.

[inner nimbus]

honestly I've split YouTube into 3 purposes nowadays:

1. music (especially good for cooking cus I cook for long times)
2. educational/news (like Professor Dave Explains, Philip DeFranco, etc.)
3. entertainment (MagicMush, Vanoss, j aubrey etc.)

don't really like reaction videos, don't watch those, occassionally I'll watch some sort of debate cus I've always been interested in philosophy and psychology but that's about all the content I consume on YT

[earnest veldt]

Guess who just got paid motherfuckers

[tawdry edge]

Just do something else while watchin the fucking video then

[jaunty path]

no

[tawdry edge]

I constantly watch videos on youtube while I work

[tawdry edge]

Then get stuck in the same repetitive tired feeling of watching videos

OR FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH

[hidden whale]

my youtube use is like 90% music 10% cooking

and then occasional game tutorials

[inner nimbus]

oh yeah also recipes from like the Plant Slant

[jaunty path]

I literally just said I'm going to try and watch youtube less because of this lmfao.

[twin flower]

Mines just 80% games

[jaunty path]

Talking about this makes me want to watch a technology connections video...

[tawdry edge]

mines 80% arbitor ian and then just games

[jaunty path]

The issue is probably that my subscriptions page is just

barren as fuck.

Need to look for my own videos more.

[jaunty path]

Its actually more rewarding.

[inner nimbus]

I only really watch gaming related content if it's either news or like, funny moments
anything else, I don't have much interest in

[jaunty path]

I think instead of a video

ill leave music on

[delicate vapor]

Noob

[inner nimbus]

also feels kinda bad

the Warhammer Skulls event got me a few subs

but I was too busy/too tired to stream too much this week

[tender horizon]

I love watching my weekly hour or so long slideshow breakdown of geopolitics from The Australian Guy

[tawdry edge]

boob

[dire kayak]

already out of concrete

ough

[tired inlet]

Dunkey and Castle Superbeast (Bestfriendsplay/WoolieVersus/PatStaresAt/Eyepach Wolf/Super BunnyHop), and Maximillian Dood are basically it for me. Also Gene Park for journalism because that dude owns bones.

[hazy valley]

CASTLE SUPERBEAST FAN

WE EXIST!!

[dire kayak]

im not sure if ill be able to write very much

spending 2 days writing the biology for a xenos that already exists took the wind out of my sails hard

[hazy valley]

I've been watching Pat and Woolie since they were in Super/Two Best Friends Play

[hidden whale]

woaw fiction?

O.O

[tired inlet]

Magos Biologis you are not

[hazy valley]

A shame about the drama with Matt

[twin flower]

I just watch what interest me as well lmao

[worn swan]

beee

[tired inlet]

I'm around the same age (40) and I think it was the Kirby's Woolie World that I started watching them; deep in their Machinima Contacts

[dire kayak]

i think i need to increase my concrete production

this is way too slow

[inner nimbus]

honestly I'm surprised how many ha ha funny moments I like come from wayneradio for me

[twin flower]

we mix da cement to make the concrete

[hazy valley]

I'm younger than them but like I enjoyed watching them doing their Shitstorm of Scariness series before

They always made horror games funny

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, chat

[tired inlet]

Honestly people just grow apart, especially once you get into long-term committed relationships. It's a natural thing. When you're monogamous and find someone you want to partner up with long-term, they become the focus of your relationships, and your friendships you've made along the way kind of take a beatseat to it.

[stuck crescent]

Wots up?

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee when are you going back to being a fangirl of buff space marine trans vampire woman

[earnest veldt]

Anybody here play the original mechanicus?

[delicate vapor]

At the shopping mall y’all want something

[hazy valley]

I think it was business drama though but idk. I thought it was because of diverging business interests and that strained their friendship

[tawdry edge]

When my OC's commission gets 100% done

[dire kayak]

meeee

[earnest veldt]

It's on sale do I cop?

[sleek harness]

It's the same one isn't it

[tawdry edge]

I have 2 of them on the way + 1 of her possessed marine friend

[hazy valley]

Matt and Pat used to be really close friends

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[tired inlet]

and that's fine; it's why I don't eat where I shit. Even dogs know better than that.

[tawdry edge]

I have a new one on the way actuall

[sleek harness]

Damn

[tawdry edge]

its a portrait of her without the helmet

[dire kayak]

i have to build 135 refineries

pray for me

[earnest veldt]

Okay but if I don't like it, I expect you personally to refund me

[tawdry edge]

I can send you a picture of her fullbody

it got updated

[inner nimbus]

god welsh looks like a fun langauge to learn

[hazy valley]

Yeah but I think it speaks volumes that they split and then Woolie continued working with Pat while Liam is only occasionally doing collabs with Matt. I think Matt ended up too difficult to work with for them

[tired inlet]

SCV ONLINE

[inner nimbus]

I blame Kaif for making it sound dope af

[dire kayak]

[tired inlet]

Liam went back to college, got his compSci degree, and went into actual game development. I bought his garden crusader game. It's cute.

[stuck crescent]

Tbh, my welsh isn't the best

[sleek harness]

Sure, it might come to be helpful for the other me on another timeline who decides to fully finish that pixel art

[hazy valley]

Nice!! I heard he occasionally popped in for streams with Matt

[dire kayak]

i can spend all my power shards to overclock them so i only have to build 68 refineries but i dont wanna spend 3 hours searching for more power slugs

and id still have to build 40 refineries for the fuel

[earnest veldt]

I'm a Warhammer fan but I would never EVER do anything but play the games and watch tiktok edits

[delicate vapor]

[hollow blade]

So the rock seems to be effective i see many ogryn lately with those

[hidden whale]

I didnt even need a relationship. everyone just kind of moved hours or days away from each other lol

[tired inlet]

event streams like live-reacting to game shows, but people's interests are divergent. They have different professions. I liked Matt's wife "Crymetina" doing fashion blogging on fighting game outfits. That was pretty fun.

[hidden whale]

I have ONE irl friend within 40 minutes of me. ;.;

next one is 3 hours away!!

[earnest veldt]

I was a rock truther for a while but I mostly use big grenade now

[tired inlet]

I get you. One of my good friends from 5th grade moved to Italy, and my best friend from work got a job in Germany.

[dire kayak]

but if i use diluted fuel i only need to build 27 refineries, but now i have to build 18 water extractors and 21.6 blenders

[hidden whale]

damn. at least I have friends in the same state still O.O

you gotta take an airplane probably

[hazy valley]

I haven't been keeping up with them as much as I'd like to. I've been devoting a lot of my free time to catching up on shows and games I've had on hold forever. So a lot less YouTube and Spotify time

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Uuhhh....does anyone like Tom and Ben?
I think they're funneh

[hollow blade]

Especially a life saver for crowds never tried the rock one but the big bomb and the other seems fine enough

[hidden whale]

how ya gonna build .6 of a blender? :3

[tired inlet]

I listen to CSB and Versus Wolves during my commute, it's nice.

[dire kayak]

underclocking

[hidden whale]

oh. ok I have no clue what youre playing

[dire kayak]

satisfactory

[tired inlet]

if only. My best friend for 35 years lives on a different coast with his wife and daughter.

[hidden whale]

huh. play factorio and we can talk :3

[hidden whale]

holy unc ;.;

[twin flower]

Satisfactory

[earnest veldt]

The satisfactory lady makes me feel things

[twin flower]

wuh

[tired inlet]

Careers will take you places; don't limit yourself to where you grew up, because you will no longer grow where the soil has lost its nutrients

[dire kayak]

i love ada

[earnest veldt]

She mech on my ani till i cus

[patent grove]

Ada Wong!??

[inner nimbus]

also don't do a me and realize that at the end of it all, a job is still just a job

[delicate vapor]

Rim world

[tired inlet]

and unless you're in the military, you can always just leave.

[inner nimbus]

I really fucked myself, I spent 6 years working at a job I really liked, and hell one that was good to me, up until it was

[patent grove]

Sorry, guess I got the wong Ada

[earnest veldt]

Oh it's the funny mechanicus meme audio!1!1!!1

[inner nimbus]

it wasn't until I finally quit that job that I realized how much I'd sacrificed for that job and how little I had in the end

[tired inlet]

I mean, you can leave the military too, just..uhh..have a plan to never need to come back to the country

[inner nimbus]

despite being decently high level tech support, my position was technically speaking, barely above entry-level

[stuck crescent]

You don't owe boss man nothing, remember that

[tired inlet]

Boss takes a dollar, I get a dime; that's why I poop on company time

[stuck crescent]

If he could get someone to do your job for less, he'd do it

[inner nimbus]

meanwhile I'd neglected my friendships, myself, and so much more working, to the point I'm now severely burnt out on even thinking about 'work' while the fact that I'm about to run out of money looms over me

[inner nimbus]

tbf my bosses were nice, they treated me like a human being and I'm still good friends with one of them
it's the bosses of my bosses that were shit

[patent grove]

More like boss gets $10,000 - we get laid off

[dire kayak]

when i was created they did NOT use the straight build option

[tired inlet]

middle-managers and C-suits are a great evil.

[earnest veldt]

I HAVE TO READ???

[stuck crescent]

Going to be honest, never liked any boss I ever had.....I should have finished uni

[earnest veldt]

@dire kayak YOU DIDN'T SAY I HAD TO READ

[stuck crescent]

READING?

YCH A FI

[twin flower]

Youre reading right now

[inner nimbus]

like every year, we heard, 'oh wow, this quarter of the year was the most profitable, great job team'
I finally increased my KPI to not just be very good but outstanding
and for all of this, for all the good my team did, what was our reward?
was my reward gonna be the managerial position I'd applied for?
nah, my old team got deleted, I got sent to a different team with 10x the workload and no chance of promotion

[earnest veldt]

Yeah but I hate reading in videogames specifically

[gloomy tartan]

Optional reading is fine

Like left for dead had writing in safe rooms

[twin flower]

Its a game about strategy

[earnest veldt]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHARACTER NAMED REDITUS

[twin flower]

What'd you expect

[gloomy tartan]

Oh that makes sense

wtf lmao

You read so much in civ

[hazy valley]

Performance punishment. Sometimes doing good work is rewarded with more work

[earnest veldt]

I play civ and I never read

[gloomy tartan]

Story of my life

[earnest veldt]

I just thug

[hazy valley]

When a job wants to see how much they can burn you before you're burnt out start looking laterally

Don't stay

Find a place that will value you

[gloomy tartan]

You built different

[hazy valley]

People quit bad management usually, not bad jobs

You might have enjoyed your work, but leadership chased you off

[inner nimbus]

yep, couple that with me living in a third world country and the job market being what it is now world-wide, I've come to realize that like, the jobs I want to do, just don't exist here, and in societies eyes, because I'm a guy, I'll be expected to do physically intensive work most likely, which is not something I like/want to do

[vivid zinc]

A lot of unqualified managers do this. They have no understanding that humans are very, very expensive machines and if you make one work outside of operating parameters too long it'll break which is going to cost a lot more money than not abusing your 'machines'.

[earnest veldt]

I know what I'm naming my servoskull now holy

Fucking reditus

[gloomy tartan]

The job market is the real grim dark

[lucid mural]

xbox let me play the dang game bruh
i keep getting a stupid error telling me to reinstall the game
this console has this issue a lot it had it with destiny 2
probably my stupid storage failing

[inner nimbus]

honestly it's both, I loved doing my job until the reorganization
my job before it all, I would log into my shift, see I have 10 tickets on me, I'd assign myself maybe another 6, help my coworkers with another 6, and they'd range from a simple but long-winded reinstallations to 'okay sit down and read logs for 2-3 hours and replicate this issue to pass it along to devs', and I loved both of those

[earnest veldt]

Not even qualified enough to be turned into corpse starch 💔

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I miss when you could be interviewed in person lmao

[vivid zinc]

Had the best heat stroke-fueled nap ever lol

[inner nimbus]

completing a weird/challenging case gave me this intense feeling of satisfaction, and comboing doing multiple tickets at the same time so efficiently I'd clear the queue and allow myself to play games while on the clock made me feel proud of my skills

[sleek harness]

I am naming my servor skull S-911tt

[inner nimbus]

and again, my bosses encouraged this in everyone, like every 2-3 months we got bonuses or pay increases

[hazy valley]

Some people have good work ethic and it's sad when they get taken advantage of. The most important thing is to realise that if you're doing extra work it's not going to be valued by anyone but you long-term. So it's good if you're looking to create experiences worth telling in interviews or moments worth adding to a resume, but if you're just taking extra work for the sake of taking extra work, more often than not it's just going to be for a manager who is very content to keep you extra where you are because you're too valuable to be anywhere else

[gloomy tartan]

Cold stroke

[hazy valley]

When you do something look at how it affects personal growth because a company is just going to pat you on the back and pocket the difference

[gloomy tartan]

I get overworked till i burn out lol

[graceful hamlet]

Just do average. Shits not worth it

[delicate vapor]

Most of the jobs I applied to had ai interviews

[gloomy tartan]

I have a thing called ethics

Also ai hates me

[inner nimbus]

like my bosses were good, they approved a bunch of really good, coworker-friendly procedures, like, you get a day off on your birthday, you can also choose two months a year where you get time off, no questions asked, plus you could freely swap shifts/days on or off as you required

and again my job was good, and I was good at it, what soured me on it was just

[gloomy tartan]

I miss when I just did travel agent work that was fun

[graceful hamlet]

The ethics thing works both ways

No point in giving your all if they’re just going to take advantage of it without any sort of reasonable compensation

[vivid zinc]

Ethics is why I refuse to work for Canadian telecom ever again. The sheer amount of corruption and other illegal shit going on is astounding.

[hazy valley]

Don't overwork. It's ok to do only exactly what your job entails and no further

[gloomy tartan]

I wanted to be have job security by working hard

[inner nimbus]

well everything, the workload went from 10 tickets to 200, the bosses couldn't give a fuck, etc.
and it's such a shame, it was my first job as well but had it continued being nice to me, I was content to stay there forever
so, in hindsight, this was a silver lining

[hazy valley]

That's not being lazy or quiet quitting

[gloomy tartan]

I did what I was told to do and then given more to do because I did what I was told to do

Because being able to do what your told = give more work load forever

Apparently

And no chance to change jobs at all

Until burnt out and bye

[inner nimbus]

yep until you end up like me

burnt out and not wanting to do a job, at all

but having to because bills

[hazy valley]

I'm not in HR or anything but it's sad hearing this story. Like you're good at what you do, you enjoy what you do. You have the skill and the passion. That's what companies WANT. That's what companies NEED. But there's a lot of idiot leadership looking to pad their own resumes by using others and unfortunately they burnt your candle to the end of the wick

[earnest veldt]

I'm sorry

Why is a servoskull named reditus asking me to collect CP

[gloomy tartan]

I had lots of jobs I liked where I just kept getting more work than I could handle or they wanted me to do scummy stuff

Like that travel agent job wanted me to sell bullshit insurance to old people

[vivid zinc]

That is literally hell to me. No energy, no more fucks to give but you just have to keep pushing.

[hazy valley]

The hardest thing for people to learn is how to say no

[gloomy tartan]

Some scammer shit

[inner nimbus]

that's the saddest part of the story: HR was with me. when I complained to HR about the borderline mobbing, and when they looked at my stats, they almost immediately took my side and were actively looking for a place to move me, but there just wasn't anything to be found in time, I'd burnt out before either of us found a solution

[waxen sleet]

Cognition Points broski

[earnest veldt]

They didn't have to call it that

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

What are you thinking of huh

Sus

[waxen sleet]

Enjoying Mechanicus?

[hazy valley]

HR has two sides to it. And like yeah the good ones want to help you however they can, but good or bad they're still HR and their bottom line is upholding the company's priorities first. So if HR can't get you what you need, don't wait on HR

[graceful hamlet]

They’re trying to steal the thunder from Cyberpunk smh

[earnest veldt]

I'm in the tutorial rn so it's too early to say

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough

[earnest veldt]

I'm kinda hit and miss with these kinds of games so

We'll see

[inner nimbus]

that's the state I'm in, and I have money for like, maybe a month or two to keep this up before I have to find a job, currently unemployed
I'm blessed to have good family and friends who might be able to help me, but my pride has a hard time asking for it. I loathe being seen as a parasite or freeloader

[dire kayak]

got my heavy oil residue production working

[earnest veldt]

Hell yeah

[inner nimbus]

oh absolutely, don't get me wrong, I looked for a different job within the company as well and at the same time as they were: all positions I saw were either entry level positions I'd already gone through or like, account executive which I wasn't prepared for

[hazy valley]

It's okay to lean on others when you need help. Think of it this way! When you're back on your feet you can make it up to them.

[vivid zinc]

They'll understand. You were taken advantage of and now you're running on fumes. You need help so you can recover.

[hazy valley]

But you need to recharge first

You need to be ready

Don't rush being ready

[twin flower]

Quote of the day

[inner nimbus]

I mean I've been recovering for 6 months now, I quit my job and immediately started streaming and discovered that's what I like doing, but well, as it turns out, streaming as a nobody doesn't pay lmao

[hazy valley]

Streaming/Youtubing is rough

[swift mural]

I haven't been playing darktide a lot maybe a week but what have the devs said about adding a etool like the krige uses?

[twin flower]

Challenging market to be sure

[hazy valley]

Like it's a full time job and takes SO much time to build up a following

[inner nimbus]

tbh I think the reason I feel about work in general isn't just cus my job that I loved went to shit, it's also cus when the reorganization happened, very soon after, I broke my arm, and well, that's still with me

[hazy valley]

I have a friend who does Vtuber stuff and the market for that stuff is so saturated

[inner nimbus]

there are shovels, including folding ones

[vivid zinc]

Here's a lowkey tip that might help and is fairly low effort. Make sleep 'soundtracks' using copyright/duty free audio libraries. They make a fairly decent amount for almost no effort on YT.

Won't pay all ur bills. But 3 hours of work pays for years and years.

[swift mural]

Are any available for arbitrator.?

[inner nimbus]

don't think arbies get access to shovels at all

I know they get access to a bunch of maces

[delicate vapor]

Now do I want meatball subway or a bowl of Viet noodles

Hm

[inner nimbus]

what kidn of viet noodles

[delicate vapor]

Beef pho

Thin sliced

[inner nimbus]

mmmmmmmmm

[delicate vapor]

Or a spicy meatball sub..

Hm

[hazy valley]

Shovels are only Vet and Ogryn afaik

[swift mural]

Damn

[hazy valley]

Arby can use axes though

[delicate vapor]

Sit down and eat pho or sub and bring home

[hazy valley]

Rashad Combat Axe is still one of THE best weapons in the game

[twin flower]

Shovel on the Arby feels weird tho

[hazy valley]

Regardless of class

[patent grove]

Psykers have force shovels

[twin flower]

They do?

[patent grove]

No

[inner nimbus]

I mean I currently have two scripts for videos that I've made, all that's left is to get the visuals/gameplay for some of the talking points and such and I should be good
I know people in general like video essays, and I've enough passion and stubborness and technical writing skills that I can make it work

[delicate vapor]

Dude fell for it

[twin flower]

I'll remember this

[vivid zinc]

Good luck!

[patent grove]

It's a wrap, we win!

[twin flower]

[inner nimbus]

honestly if it were me, a spicy meatball sub sounds good about rn

[patent grove]

Sorry I'll settle down

[inner nimbus]

I've recently discovered a restaurant in my town, a pizzeria

[twin flower]

Nah youre good

[inner nimbus]

they make like the authentic pizzas

like you're actually supposed to eat a whole pizza, that's the serving size

and they are so fucking good

[delicate vapor]

$17 for a bowl of pho and $14 for the footlong sub

Oh yeah

Jackpot

[inner nimbus]

fucking jesus those prices

[twin flower]

14 for a footlong?

[delicate vapor]

Yeah

[twin flower]

What the helll

[inner nimbus]

man living in a third world country

[delicate vapor]

[inner nimbus]

for like $14

[delicate vapor]

Australia already is hell

[twin flower]

I get one for $4

[inner nimbus]

ah australian dollars

still

[twin flower]

O

[delicate vapor]

I could also be seeing the price wrong since I’m outside the store squinting at the menu

[inner nimbus]

14 AUS is still like enough food for a day, even if ordering food

[vivid zinc]

Lucky you, Canada is having a cost of living crisis atm. Everything is insanely expensive.

[hazy valley]

I think everywhere is having a cost of living crisis tbh

price go up

[vivid zinc]

Just a little bit lol

[delicate vapor]

Ok it wasn’t a lie

[inner nimbus]

I think that's what also fucks me up as I'm trying this streamer thing

[delicate vapor]

$14.95

[twin flower]

Lawd

[inner nimbus]

to live in my country, and quite lavishly, I'd need like 300-400 euros a month

[delicate vapor]

$10 for an inch

[twin flower]

I could live for a week with $14 ngl

[wet swift]

bro i am so tired of people says dumb shit like that necrons are an interesting "race"

just wait until they all wake up, just wai until they take it seriously, just wait until they get unified

[earnest veldt]

Oh shit

Dialogue

YAAAAAY

[waxen sleet]

Multiple choice dialogs too

[true widget]

hello everynyan

[earnest veldt]

I like that the alien speaks fluent English while all the tech priests sound like chain smokers

[twin flower]

mornin

[earnest veldt]

Oh my gaaaaawd

[delicate vapor]

Spicy meatball sub bought

[true widget]

how is everyone

[delicate vapor]

That’ll be my brekky

[earnest veldt]

I bought mechanicus and it's making me very disturbed

[true widget]

is it

gud

1 or 2

[earnest veldt]

Two minutes in and there's a skull named reditus and a bunch of Cognition Points

[earnest veldt]

1 because it was on sale

I was gonna buy last light but then I'd be skint all month

[delicate vapor]

Home time

[sick spindle]

With rent? Cheap af

[gloomy tartan]

Would you guys eat food cooked by a chimpanzee?

Under human supervision

[rocky radish]

Depends how hungry I am

[twin flower]

Nah..

[swift mural]

Depends on the food

[gloomy tartan]

A human watched the chimp make the food

It’s not like he was unsupervised

[stuck crescent]

no

[gloomy tartan]

He washed his hands

[earnest veldt]

What kinda of food?

[gloomy tartan]

What kind of food do you want

[delicate vapor]

Ok you have me there he’s way cleaner than a good portion of us

[earnest veldt]

I'd trust a monkey to grill

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

I view chimps differently because of their known tendencies to just go apeshit for no reason

[upper citrus]

really wish i could set voices to loadouts

[gloomy tartan]

Ok what if it was a lemur

[earnest veldt]

Well they're apes so

[gloomy tartan]

Like zabomafoo

What if he cooked it

[twin flower]

Exactly and yet people have kept them as like companions/pets before

[vivid zinc]

One of the few animals that terrify me for that reason. Chimps are monsters when they want to be.

[earnest veldt]

King Julien

[delicate vapor]

Are we so different

[gloomy tartan]

I would eat food cooked by a lemur

I love lemurs

They’re so based

[earnest veldt]

Idk if a lemur would have the strength to lift a pan

They're pretty scrawny

[gloomy tartan]

Ok and

[delicate vapor]

Moris

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a tiny pan

[bright oyster]

Grah

[gloomy tartan]

Okay

What if he made you a lemur sized sandwich

[earnest veldt]

I don't want tiny pan food

[gloomy tartan]

What if he has a mech suit

[earnest veldt]

That wouldn't fill me up

[gloomy tartan]

Or telekinesis

[rocky radish]

I'm not sure which animal I would want to cook my food. But probably an ape due to the dexterity needed

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t know

[earnest veldt]

I feel like a big monkey just solves these problems easier

[gloomy tartan]

What if the lemur can mentally control the humans like remy to lift the pans

[earnest veldt]

Bring back the chimp

[gloomy tartan]

Like remy

No

[earnest veldt]

Let the chimp grill

[twin flower]

Hella terrifying

[earnest veldt]

Get a gorilla with a big ass pan

[gloomy tartan]

The chimp would kill you for taking the food it cooked

[earnest veldt]

See what kinda pancakes he can make

[dire kayak]

little skittle

[gloomy tartan]

Lemurs we’re in turok games

It was funny

[bright oyster]

What if the gorilla was mentored by chef Rush to cook food?

Would you eat that??

[earnest veldt]

I remember playing turok on the PS3

[gloomy tartan]

Instead of the skull in halo

[rocky radish]

If it had mental powers, I'd want my food cooked by a cat. They're fussy

[gloomy tartan]

You know capture the skull mode?

[twin flower]

Monster Hunter type shih

[gloomy tartan]

In turok it was capture the lemur

If you had the lemur he clung to your head

It was funny lmao

The lemur ran away from you too

Doing the lemur hop animation

[south jetty]

Praying to the Omnissiah that I can help my friend make his machine agreeable while running Darktide because while we both have AMD cards.... His hates running the game for some reason

[gloomy tartan]

So there’s a lemur running from people who put it on their head only to get killed

[earnest veldt]

Do you think they still would've accepted Remy if he was only alright at making food?

[gloomy tartan]

Repeat

If he was sanitary

He’s clearly sentient

The really issue is sanitation and cross contamination

If that can be delt with safely sure

[earnest veldt]

But like would you go out of your way to eat mid food just because it was made by a rat? Or would you not gaf

[gloomy tartan]

Why would it be mid

What if it was better than anything you ever ate

[earnest veldt]

Just in this hypothetical scenario

[gloomy tartan]

And then the rat died

And the place closed

[rocky radish]

Depends when the impulsive urges/boredom hit

[gloomy tartan]

And you could never get that food again

[bright oyster]

I aint much of a warhammer fan but ima be praying for the omnissiah for skitari class

[gloomy tartan]

Go mad trying to find another rat who cooks

[bright oyster]

Skitari soon dawgs

[twin flower]

still like.. 23 days left?

I hope I can be free during it reeee

[bright oyster]

That or 22

[gloomy tartan]

Rats don’t live forever man so a rat cook would be a limited time event

[earnest veldt]

If you get an infinite amount of rats with an infinite amount of ingredients you'll have an infinite amount of food

[south jetty]

There are so many pet rats that are cleaner than most of the people that serve fast food or work in places like Walmart's bakery

I've seen so many employees NOT wash their hands after doing something unsanitary such as using the bathroom

[earnest veldt]

This is how we can feed the hungry

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll get the black plague

[dire kayak]

satisfactory making me use a calculator more than school did

all the skittles are in gen chat now

[south jetty]

I've always been here

[earnest veldt]

Ill make sure none of the infinite rats have flees

[bright oyster]

Mfs who are insufferable and gross get nothing said to them but a mf just trying to work and do his job right will get impaled for making a order for more then ten seconds.

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum do it for buffs, recreation, or fun. Arbites do it mainly for buffs.

Also Hive Scum stimms are MUCH more potent

[gloomy tartan]

How do you check infinite rats

It’s infinite

Your life youd be searching rats for flees for eternity

[earnest veldt]

Well if I have the power to summon infinite rats, I'm sure I have the power to check them all

[earnest veldt]

This is like the unliftable rock argument

[bright oyster]

Ive worked with mfs who stand in the kitchen smelling of cigarettes. Ive had asthma for years so that stuff is like torture to me.

[gloomy tartan]

But it would be your life

[mystic fossil]

what is up fellow cadians

[earnest veldt]

If god can't create a rock he can't lift, then he is not omnipotent. But if he can create a rock he can't lift, he's also not omnipotent

[gloomy tartan]

It would take forever

[bright oyster]

Hello. Skitari soon.

[twin flower]

Karkin it as usual.

[vivid zinc]

Cig smoke literally makes me nausious to the point of puking 🙁 Shit is disgusting.

[gloomy tartan]

Would you make that sacrifice for us?

[earnest veldt]

I'd rather live life as the rat god then as I am now

[delicate vapor]

Home time #BEASTMODE activate

FOOD

[hidden whale]

sorry, skitarii machine broken

no skitarii

[bright oyster]

NO BRO NO!!!

[earnest veldt]

Sampling the rat food and checking their fur

[simple cliff]

Trying to get my friend through a Auric Marlstorm (he's still learning) but I am cursed with some of the worse randoms I have ever seen Anyone want to join?

[bright oyster]

I dont understand restaurants that allow smoking on the premises