general-chat

[formal mortar]

sadness overwhelms me for i shall not be read a story

[hazy valley]

One time I read the hungriest caterpillar for a friend's kid over a discord call

[formal mortar]

All good i will experience the character with 0 knowledge because i can have more oopsies

[hazy valley]

That's the only time I've ever read a story to anyone LOL

[formal mortar]

GOATED! I have read that to a friend's kid over discord as well, and other stories

[limpid vigil]

if you want a story i can give you and abriged 5h lecture on all warframe lore

[hazy valley]

They wanted me to read them if you give a mouse a cookie too but they needed to sleep and not stay up listening to me tell stories all night

[limpid vigil]

lmao

[formal mortar]

We had a huge collection of children books at my house to gift to friends who were having kids

[dire kayak]

oouugghh

i dont feel so good

[limpid vigil]

PETER!

[formal mortar]

I just got to the world with the hot plant ladies

[limpid vigil]

PARKER

[limpid vigil]

oooh the horny ones and the tsundere ones i love em

[limpid vigil]

also when you finish the quest for em if you have a clan you might wanna go to a dojo and to a dagath hollow room and watch the lore cutscene

it is very cool and kinda important

[jaunty path]

Give skitarri their meat back bro

[limpid vigil]

but they do not tell ya abt it

[formal mortar]

I dont have a clan

Im new

Just learned not to let my floaty guy freeze bosses

[limpid vigil]

it is very easy to join , recruiting chat is what i used

[limpid vigil]

wich boss? The hammer one?

[formal mortar]

Dunno

[tight wagon]

I swear the second I start picking up my teammate the game sends out a homing beacon and every mutant, dog, trapper, burster, and bomber hone in on my current position

[formal mortar]

Was for some generic mission to leave mars and get to that planet for cambion drift?

Or something like that

Was 3am last night for me

[limpid vigil]

were the boss in a white room in space?

[formal mortar]

Open area

Just like an assassination mission

[limpid vigil]

can you describe the boss?

like looks wise?

[formal mortar]

No

He was always frozen and the people told me to go away so they can kill him

And I was sleepy

[limpid vigil]

https://wiki.warframe.com/w/Lieutenant_Lech_Kril this one?

[formal mortar]

Might be him

[mystic fossil]

bro can skitarii drop already

[formal mortar]

I know I would freeze him then he would take no damage

[sudden skiff]

Bet I’ll drop it right now

[limpid vigil]

if so they were confused cuz he freezes himself. As for the go away bit it is bcuz you need to bait out his attack to freeze him and shoot him in the back

[sudden skiff]

Just have to hack into fatsharks mainframes

[limpid vigil]

everywhere else he is invincible

[formal mortar]

Ohh

So they told me wrong then

[limpid vigil]

yep

rn im hyped cuz the nipple tassel frame is getting a prime

[formal mortar]

Didn't know they had mechanics like that, now ill keep an eye out

[hidden whale]

what up gooners

[formal mortar]

Thanks pal

[sudden skiff]

Hi

[hidden whale]

and goonettes

my fault

[sudden skiff]

You are temporarily forgiven

[limpid vigil]

when you get into the deimos boss it works like dark rituals in darktide but also you need to kill a guy before that phase and bring a lamp to start it

[jaunty path]

and not theygoons?

Non woke fuck

[hidden whale]

shit we need a gender neutral gooner term

[limpid vigil]

a lot of ppl are confused by it so im giving you a tip before

[hidden whale]

or was it already gender neutral

...?

[limpid vigil]

oon?

[formal mortar]

Just say goons

[sudden skiff]

Goonga

[formal mortar]

It covers everyone

[limpid vigil]

like the slug from hollow knight

[sudden skiff]

I bet it does

[formal mortar]

I remember back when goon meant something different

[sudden skiff]

Goon helicopter in Lego Batman

💔

[limpid vigil]

a goopter if you will

[formal mortar]

Made a group on steam at one point (disbanded since) called goon squad and we all had squirtle gang pfps

[sudden skiff]

You’re going to prison

[limpid vigil]

sending horny ppl to a confined space will backfire

[limpid vigil]

you are giving me what i want

[sudden skiff]

Yea until someone that looks like the hulk says your fart sounds like his size

[limpid vigil]

happened in the comics

[tight pine]

Goob, stop sending us hadrons clones

[limpid vigil]

don't care

[limpid vigil]

i remember when tony stark banged she-hulk and broke a bed

[sudden skiff]

Alright

[limpid vigil]

im suprised he is still alive

[dire kayak]

its me doe

[sudden skiff]

I thought that was dare devil

[limpid vigil]

she banged a lot of ppl

[ember nimbus]

i had a group with like 400 people in it and it got auto deleted like a year ago

[dire kayak]

hmmm do i keep playing the event or mortis trial

[formal mortar]

It's clearly the goobster

[limpid vigil]

juggernaut too im pretty sure

[formal mortar]

Damn

[limpid vigil]

event to prep for skiitarii

[sudden skiff]

Comic writers barely disguised fetish

[tight pine]

Both

[jaunty path]

Id finish the event

[limpid vigil]

me when character barfs up the tesseract

[jaunty path]

Then do havoc or smth

[formal mortar]

I can help if you need a hand

[limpid vigil]

and yes this happened in a comic

[sudden skiff]

This is why I don’t read comics

Too much cocaine

[worn swan]

On nooo

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[sudden skiff]

Point and laugh

[limpid vigil]

me when skiitarii - krill issue

they are shrimp backed

[drowsy lynx]

Embedfaillaughatthisuser

[tight pine]

Ooh! A lad that isn’t red!
And he tried to use gifs!

itsbowlintime

[limpid vigil]

why there bowl in me clock

[ember nimbus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling

i fucking had to

[mystic fossil]

lmao

[ember nimbus]

i spit on the gooners for taking our embeds

[tight pine]

Uhh… a daemon put it there, I put the daemon in it… don’t worry about it

[ember nimbus]

ptooey

[limpid vigil]

knowledge demon from slay the spire 2 my beloved

[sudden skiff]

https://poopfart.goon/gifs/ork-spankin-his-spore-ryan-gosling

[drowsy lynx]

Hilariously the ones that caused this are mostly already banned now anyways

[fading otter]

Christ what a link name

[limpid vigil]

and yes it gives you a card that is called brainrot , not kiddin

[tight pine]

I think clicking on that is gonna summon a keeper of secrets

[sudden skiff]

https://IAmKurtboy.stupid.com/gifs/drinking-bull-seed

I’m just like making these up

[fading otter]

Christ this guy is perma online

[sudden skiff]

And they come up as links anyway

[worn swan]

You forgot to put s before

[formal mortar]

Taught someone how to dougie on my walk home

[sudden skiff]

https://Onlyclankers.net/gifs/general-grievous-oil-bath

[ember nimbus]

he wasnt even a robot bro

he was a cyborg

[sudden skiff]

Duh

But like 99% of his body is droid parts

[ember nimbus]

i dont even know if thats racist

speciesist?

[sudden skiff]

It’s not racist my husband is a droid

Also his race aren’t robits

[ember nimbus]

is general grievous the most infamous glup shitto?

his storyline is 99% clone wars

[sudden skiff]

No that’s baby yoda

I hate baby yoda

[fading otter]

They’re both way too fleshed out to be Glup Shitto

[sudden skiff]

Glorified toy ad

[ember nimbus]

i still think jar jar is worse but fair game

[fair bridge]

man i think i just do not like drg anymore

at least this new gamemode

it just sucks

[sudden skiff]

No jar jar at least wasn’t like the focus of the show and could be ignored

[fair bridge]

i hate the way the caves are generated

[waxen sleet]

Did I hear someone say star wars?

[formal mortar]

I am so confused

[sudden skiff]

I’m too stupid to understand drg

[fair bridge]

and i hate how it's just deep scan but not as fun

pit jaws are a dumb addition

[formal mortar]

My modem shows that I have an upload problem but my upload is showing no signs of any problems on all the tests I've ran, including a packet loss and jitter test

[ember nimbus]

i still think mandos are cool as heck

and i would rather be one of them than a jedi

[sudden skiff]

Mandos are expert homeless people

Like packapunched homeless people

At best

[fair bridge]

never thought i'd see the day where darktide is more fun than drg

[waxen sleet]

I'm a big fan of Sith... they got the best drip

[fair bridge]

but here we are

[formal mortar]

Please, the local crackhead could take out a mando easily

[patent grove]

I have friends everywhere

[formal mortar]

I could play drg and be a menace

I don't know how to play drg

[sudden skiff]

I ugly cried so many times watching Andor

[dire kayak]

i have fun on drg

then again i only have 100 hours

[fair bridge]

i had more fun before this season launched

[patent grove]

So good

[drowsy lynx]

Do you really need to know how to play drg? Lol

[ember nimbus]

||i still havent watched it and i dont know whats keeping me from it||

[dire kayak]

scrabs are just ammo sinks

[formal mortar]

I have 5 hours on drg

[fair bridge]

it's horrible

[drowsy lynx]

It's a very generic shooter besides the digging and extraction requirement honestly

[fair bridge]

this season was like the first one not made by ghost ship too i think

[sudden skiff]

It’s literally like I’m not even joking the best piece of media to ever come out of the Star Wars franchise

[fair bridge]

thankfully you can fully disable any seasonal content you want

i'm just gonna do that when i reinstall next season

[ember nimbus]

i know its a bad comparison but kotor was goated with all the sauces

[formal mortar]

I liked Rogue One, I think it was? With Donnie Yen

[ember nimbus]

you are setting a high bar

[drowsy lynx]

Drg looks like:

1. Shoot things that move
2. Mine stuff
3. Don't fall
4. Leave when they tell you

[sudden skiff]

If you like kotor you’ll like Andor

It felt so good to have a show that didn’t rely on nostalgia baiting for once

[ember nimbus]

im replaying kotor after this tw3 playthrough

ill try it

[sudden skiff]

Star Wars is the only media I’ve seen where a character they pull out of their ass can become an instant household name and they refuse to create new stories

Just nostalgia slop

[fading otter]

You can break down any game like that tho😂
Darktide is just
1-shoot or melee anything that’s not a pox burster
2-auspex stuff
3-leave when they tell you

[ember nimbus]

they did that with bota fett and it sucked

i would have NEVER guessed that

[sudden skiff]

Boba Fett was nostalgia slop

[drowsy lynx]

Any shooter pretty much yeah lol

[fair bridge]

omg the paint.net guy finally got the paint.net domain

yayyy

[sudden skiff]

Dude the power ranger Vespa scene

They couldn’t have been serious

[drowsy lynx]

At least there's an ounce of thought that goes into deciding if you melee or shoot in a tide game though

[ember nimbus]

they should have given witwer the rights

i said it years ago

even pre mando

[limpid vigil]

welp the new warframe has a pocket black hole

im happy

that and their ult is a dbz fight

not kiddin

god 2 updates to my fav games and both bangers

[patent grove]

Hey is that an event horizon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[limpid vigil]

kinda funny considering they also have a pocket scythe

[dire kayak]

paint.net?

[sudden skiff]

I dislike how everyone is just cool with Bo Katan leading anything after she directly lead to the downfall of all of mandalore and somehow she’s still given credibility then I heard Dave Filoni based her off his wife so she’s never going away💔

[ember nimbus]

and then they turn around and give her mandos storyline and darksaber

honestly fuck that guy

[south valve]

Peak software

I use it

[formal mortar]

Saw a vid where someone was playing as Goldship in Dead as Disco today

Made me almost buy the game even though I never played uma

[fair bridge]

photo editing software like photoshop but much more lightweight and simplified

like the middle ground between ms paint and photoshop

it's actually quite good

[dire kayak]

ohhh

death dealer archetype so fun on melee vet

[rancid shore]

hiya lads

and lasses

[short geyser]

Hello Fella

[rancid shore]

hello table

[mystic fossil]

drop the havoc vet build

PLEASE GOOBER

I BEG

[rancid shore]

he begs

[short geyser]

I don’t think I watched that season

[mystic fossil]

I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES FOE THE BUILD

[rancid shore]

Ayo?

its just a build brother

[mystic fossil]

I'LL DO ANYTHING

I'LL KILL LICHT

[sudden skiff]

Of Bo Katan?

It’s in clone wars

[short geyser]

Why Licht in specific?

[short geyser]

Ohh then I definitely did

[mystic fossil]

idk

first person that came to mind

[dire kayak]

give me like 6 minutes

[short geyser]

I thought you were talking about mandalorian

[mystic fossil]

np ty ty

[formal mortar]

Got stuck in a music video watch loop

[hidden whale]

vermintide 2:

1. kill rat
2. go through gooner portal
3. dump entire ranged reserve into lohners stupid face

[sudden skiff]

Yeah she’s in Mandolorian

[limpid vigil]

me when lone digger cat animation

that one was such peak music video

[formal mortar]

An old one where there is some random baseball player hitting people came on

[hidden whale]

darktide:

1. fatmangus
2. push burster into team. especially smkyer
3. farm salt

[formal mortar]

That I haven't seen in years because it was gone from youtube for a long time

[south valve]

Lohner selling you a hat for your entire life savings

[limpid vigil]

you wrong

it is

[formal mortar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTeE4f4augk This one

[limpid vigil]

vt2 - FOR SIGMAAAARRR
dt - FOR THE EMPERAAAHHH

[hazy valley]

Did you see the new movie?

[mystic fossil]

darktide 2, armageddon

[jaunty path]

The team kills themselves on this own p easily.

[mystic fossil]

darktide 0, cadia

[formal mortar]

I don't remember the lyrics exactly but I know the scenario doesn't make much sense with the lyrics

[jaunty path]

In some definition

[formal mortar]

But we can't forget this banger of a video and song https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

[jaunty path]

Is Darktide a rhythm game

[thick fog]

yes

[hidden whale]

darktide 3: dating daemons

[jaunty path]

I hardly ever played them

But

[limpid vigil]

it is when warp traveller comes on

[jaunty path]

if I put my mind to it

[thick fog]

Play dead as disco and put darktide OST in it

[jaunty path]

I think I could get good.

[hidden whale]

no no. darktide 3: dating the damned

[limpid vigil]

can i give recs for rythm games?

[formal mortar]

How much is dead as disco?

25

Hmm...

I need ff14 expansion first

[jaunty path]

I ask because DT combat is really just hitting things in sort of a pattern

[mystic fossil]

what is final fantasy even about all i know is that people goon to the females

[formal mortar]

Final Fantasy depends on the game

[limpid vigil]

Anticapitalism and eco-terrorism

[formal mortar]

None of the games are connected

[limpid vigil]

are the most common themes in the games

[formal mortar]

Unless you count like X and X-2 but that's still X

same with XIII and XIII-2 and Lightning Returns, all XIII

[jaunty path]

light light light push light light light heavy depending on enemy and what not

[mystic fossil]

relic blade light spam

[jaunty path]

Tac axe.

[jaunty path]

when I use it its ususally light heavy whatever

[thick fog]

It was 20 for the first two weeks on launch

[thick fog]

That is gacha games mate

[mystic fossil]

i barely swing heavies unless i need to chunk a few enemies health

but i main relic blade LMAO

[thick fog]

This guy light spams carapace

[mystic fossil]

you can

you can light spam crusher head to kill

[thick fog]

Only gonna take 30 business days

[mystic fossil]

dies in like 4 hits?

[thick fog]

Depends the weapon

[mystic fossil]

relic at least

[thick fog]

I don't play zealot

[jaunty path]

With relic blade you dont wanna push too much ngl

[thick fog]

Also since crusher spawns got nerfed, health should be increased again

[mystic fossil]

if i know my weapon is bad against crushers i just bring a blitz, ranged or sum bs that counters

[jaunty path]

[mystic fossil]

not yet at least

[thick fog]

Not yet, right now

[jaunty path]

But yeah you should just dodge for space. Relic Blade already creates a ton of space with each swing.

[hazy valley]

It's your funny story of starting the game fighting squirrels and then you end up fighting gods. Sprinkle in lots of imperial expansion/colonization and existential threats beyond even gods

That's as far as I can go for a funny summary without spoiling anything

[mystic fossil]

GODS???

[hazy valley]

Yes

[mystic fossil]

is final fantasy that deep

[hazy valley]

Some parts are

[thick fog]

It is fantasy on it

Fantasy goes deep

[mystic fossil]

i luv me some deep fantasy

[delicate vapor]

There’s levels to it

[jaunty path]

Thought I read Family Guy goes Deep

[hazy valley]

It does a funny thing in the first xpac where the church won't let you kiss dragons so we need to kill the theocracy

[mystic fossil]

[hazy valley]

The first xpac has a lot of politics involved in the story

But the main thing is kill the church so we can have dragon lovers friends

[thick coyote]

In reality you just play ffXV as if it was Forza

[dire kayak]

does it have necrons

[hazy valley]

Sorta in Dawntrail if you squint really hard not really though

I don't think there's really anything you could compare between FFXIV and 40k tbh

[dire kayak]

0/10 doesn't have necrons /j

[hazy valley]

Two vastly different universes

[summer oar]

hi everyone

[drowsy lynx]

Heavy sword users watching their h40 crusher breakpoint going from 20 hits to 35

[hazy valley]

Hiya

[dire kayak]

where is kinger

[summer oar]

I heard that, at one point at least, you could get Vermintide-themed cosmetics in this game? Is that still true

[hazy valley]

You still can

If you have Vermintide 1 or 2 it automatically adds cosmetics to your account

[delicate vapor]

[summer oar]

Darn, gamepass must not count for that 😔

I own VT2 on pc but I’m playing Darktide because of xbox gamepass

[dire kayak]

where is elios

[hazy valley]

#darktide-pics-vids message

Here is what they look like

The Kruber facial hair, Kerilian body tattoos and Ogryn dragon tattoos are my fav parts

[summer oar]

Yeah I like the Kruber mustache

[summer oar]

Also the Saltzpyre face bc I struggled to make Saltz in this game

I tried 😔

[delicate vapor]

I am here Goob

[hazy valley]

There are certain cosmetic sets that let you make a really good Saltzpyre

[delicate vapor]

Vhat must you need Goob

[drowsy lynx]

I see a saltz clone like once a week lol

[visual vortex]

I dont know if i have the vermintide items

Do you need vt2?

[dire kayak]

where is kinger

[modern pollen]

Just did my first havoc and it was havoc 22 lol, honestly felt carried

[thick fog]

theres vermintide 2 items for darktide too

[summer oar]

is there a hat

[thick fog]

Yes, Inquisitional agent set for zealot

[summer oar]

alr alr

now I just gotta get money

😔

[dire kayak]

i see you mallow

[delicate vapor]

@fair bridge

[thick fog]

It was on rotation a while ago

[thick fog]

but now got to wait

[bronze wren]

Get the doohickey, a bingus has escaped

[tight pine]

I think I missed a few things

[dire kayak]

dreadknight kitbash next week

[formal mortar]

dude stopped on the edge of the elevator to tell us that he's sorry for using smokes, and it's like just get on the fucking elevator and don't just stand in the entryway like a wal-martian

idgaf about smokes

Time to get a drink and get goofy

[visual vortex]

Smoke bombs

[formal mortar]

I am almost done with psyker

[visual vortex]

Psyker is a real slog ngl

[formal mortar]

I need 11 missions, the private game penance, and finish leveling a staff

[frank matrix]

Im the only one having terrible server issues?

[lofty falcon]

After fully completing the penance battle pass I stopped caring about doing penances lol

[formal mortar]

I just want to get them completed :)

[lofty falcon]

That's fair

[formal mortar]

Because I won't feel a need to go back to the characters I don't want to play much

I have fun on psyker but I also don't want to play it a lot

I want to get back to ogryn and vet I think

[lofty falcon]

Real shit

[formal mortar]

I also like my hive scum

[lofty falcon]

Vet my goat

[formal mortar]

Arby is nice if I want to walk and shotgun but arby feels easy too

[lofty falcon]

Yeah, you almost have to try to die as Arbitrator

[formal mortar]

Only need to sacrifice a few more weapons to get the staff done

[hazy valley]

Yeah it's in this set (I tried to send before but I think it failed to send? Idk)

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Inquisitorial_Agents

[fallow plover]

I quite like my Psyker

[formal mortar]

Why do you need a wrench?

[fallow plover]

Flame staff is fun

[formal mortar]

Flame staff is snoozefest for me

I run fgs and laspistol

[delicate vapor]

Missus will eat you alive for inferno staff

[blazing ibex]

Nah it's been really bad recently.

[fallow plover]

I get to turn my brain off when I use inferno

[formal mortar]

I do like when I have an inferno psyker with me tho ngl

[hazy valley]

Because I borrowed a wrench from someone and they're mad I lost their 10mm socket and now they're upset so I need another one

[formal mortar]

I have so many 10mm sockets

[hazy valley]

It's actually some obscure Signalis lore LMFAO

[formal mortar]

Went to an estate sale and this dude had a box of them

[thick fog]

you will care about them when skitty comes

[formal mortar]

Oh I haven't played signalis

[hazy valley]

It's from a note where one Replika unit complains about another losing their 10mm socket on the wrench they borrowed

[short geyser]

I usually run force greatsword and Heavy las pistol

[fallow plover]

I've already settled on my name for my Skittari

[fair bridge]

spoke to a friend on twitter (i know) who was complaining about not knowing what to post and after every single suggestion i made to him he went "nah i'm not posting that for free" then mf get a job or something what can i say

[modern pollen]

I've been having fun with force greatsword

[hazy valley]

The Replika that lost the 10mm socket was named ARAR-S2311 otherwise nicknamed "Elf" in the note

[formal mortar]

What is it?

[lofty falcon]

Yeah but if they're at all similar to Arbitrator's and Hive Scum's penances then they'll be easy to finish

[modern pollen]

Yo same loadout

[blazing ibex]

My guess is the uptick in player count is causing some server strain

[short geyser]

Nice

[vivid zinc]

Ugh it's too fucking hot out :/

[formal mortar]

It's nice outside

I went for a walk

[modern pollen]

I got darktide cause the heavy discount

[fallow plover]

Keeping with my Umamusume naming scheme

Mihono Burbon

Also known as "The Cyborg" for their robotic pace in races, no matter the terrain

[crimson socket]

I just had the craziest lag moment

[fair bridge]

9,772 steam players on currently that's pog

[formal mortar]

Thanks for explaining, I wouldn't have gotten the reference

[short geyser]

That’s a good naming scheme

[lofty falcon]

Yes... very good...

[modern pollen]

I do hate the PC crashes tho

[fair bridge]

game's not worth $40 or whatever it is they charge by default that's for sure

[hazy valley]

Can you imagine how many will be here when Skitarii drops?

[vivid zinc]

Welcome to the dark side...we have cookies

[fallow plover]

I got darktide for cheap (xbox gamepass)

[fair bridge]

hopefully enough that decide to stay after the hype passes

[short geyser]

I got it through gamepass then bought it on sale

[elder merlin]

Yeah, only bought it and the classes for my buddy on sale

[fair bridge]

peak

[hazy valley]

Can't wait to see another infographic that says the Groaner is the most lethal enemy LMFAO

[fallow plover]

I've been playing DT since the full day 1 release since it was on gamepass day 1

[blazing ibex]

Oh wasn't there likea

[fair bridge]

it's kind of insane to think that's directly a result of people not blocking/dodging

[formal mortar]

I've been drinking since I could crawl I do not have a blood stream

[blazing ibex]

Or is a really bad heat wave in Europe?

[short geyser]

Definitely haven’t been playing for day 1, must have first played quite a while ago though

[blazing ibex]

Cuz I can actually imagine that causing some issues too tbh

[formal mortar]

Please don't mind me my mind is unhinging a bit today

[fallow plover]

Currently yea. Up in Scotland where I am its way too hot up here, its been like 25°C

We are not built for this heat

😔

[short geyser]

It has been bad yeah

[modern pollen]

Wtf is groaner?

[fallow plover]

They're the horde chaff type

[hazy valley]

Someone guessed that it was just Groaners getting lucky and getting the last hits after specials/elites softened up players but I think it is just genuinely newer players pressing W+M1 into basic hordes and falling over because they don't know what dodging or blocking is

[short geyser]

Normal enemies

[formal mortar]

What is 25c to dummy units?

Is that like 77?

[hazy valley]

Average playtime for the info graphic was like 27 hours

[fallow plover]

Probably high 70s low 80s

Idk

[formal mortar]

Oh

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. Server infrastructure might not be well equipped to handle the spiking heat going on.

[hazy valley]

When some people have thousands of hours like

[modern pollen]

I honestly never knew they had a name other than infected

[formal mortar]

Lemme see...

[drowsy lynx]

Multiply by 1.8 and add 32

[delicate vapor]

Beans?

[fair bridge]

i think vermintide 2 was definitely easier to get into

[formal mortar]

It's 30c here right now where I am

[fallow plover]

But yea usually up here about this time of year the average temp is usually like 15-18c

Which is in the 60s for Americans

[fair bridge]

no sprinting, no sliding, no vaulting, just kill and have fun

[hazy valley]

Groaners are the basic dudes who wear clothes and look kinda like they're almost people still. They're also the only horde type enemy that can be suppressed. If you shoot a lot they cower and stop trying to melee

[vivid zinc]

Same I hate it

[modern pollen]

Using a force greatsword has made me a farmer reaping the chaff

[hazy valley]

Poxwalkers are the gross zombies with tentacles coming out of them

[vivid zinc]

Its so hot I can't even game

[formal mortar]

I like it

[thick fog]

well they are infected

but nurgle infected

[vivid zinc]

I sweat constantly, like a waterfall in 30c

[thick fog]

[drowsy lynx]

Yep about that hot here too

[formal mortar]

balalaika just came on my playlist, so time to skip to yaranaika instead

[hazy valley]

Time for a pool or beach day 🏖️

[fallow plover]

You'd think they'd at least do the tutorial that like...teaches you dodging, blocking, pushing and counterattack

Horrifying prospects

[modern pollen]

Still think it's truly a game moment to get knocked back by a spawn of chaos into a trapper into flamer

[formal mortar]

I had to work in heat for a while so it doesn't bother me no more

[formal mortar]

I gotta get a new swim fit

[vivid zinc]

Expensive af. I have air conditioning and am considering beer lol

[pseudo terrace]

WAAAAGH!!!

[jaunty path]

An utter absence of this is upsetting

[hazy valley]

I was seeing people not knowing how to push poxbursters in Auric so like yeah sometimes people can just fail upwards I to higher difficulties

[fallow plover]

I SOB

[jaunty path]

because you then have dipasses claiming to be pros when they dont know the first thing about survival in this game

[hazy valley]

I got a new swimsuit and I'm going swimming next week. I can't wait

[formal mortar]

I don't know if I remember how to swim

[fallow plover]

You know funnily enough the BASIC TRAINING teaches you this and people still forget

[vivid zinc]

Missus, you missed out talk about massive morning poops earlier on 🙁

[modern pollen]

Depends on the angle sometimes imo, you get blindsided sometimes

Isn't the range a push and a back slide

[fallow plover]

There's genuinely times I've died to bursters in auric but it's always because I get hit with one in a horde and can't push it back far enough

[hazy valley]

What about a nice cold glass of lemonade with ice? And some fresh watermelon slices?

[formal mortar]

Now I will shop for a new swim fit, and find a swimsuit for my gf too you have encouraged me to do so

[vivid zinc]

That sounds amazing. I see you changed your name...but I still recognize you lol

[formal mortar]

Mostly because I want to see her in a swimsuit

[delicate vapor]

Pink lemonade

[fallow plover]

Bursters love to spawn when I have like 700 groaners jumping my ass

[hazy valley]

It's not always their fault. Sometimes Poxbursters are silent and you don't hear them until they pop in your face but like I've seen people run at Poxbursters and try to melee them

[thick fog]

Nh it is clearly their headphones fault

buy new ones smh

[hazy valley]

Enjoy the swimming weather!! It's the PERFECT time for it

[vivid zinc]

Wish I lived near a beach. Nearest one is an awful lake 4 hours away

[formal mortar]

Yeah, I can do a front flip to belly flop

[modern pollen]

If anything, trapper sound cues are hard af to hear sometimes

[fallow plover]

I wonder how many attempts it'd take to do an auric run blindfolded and only relying on audio cues

:3

[hazy valley]

Rumbling Giants was my fav event because it had big packs of Crushers, Bulwarks and Reapers that sometimes dropped boxes that exploded when you killed them but it also spawned big trains of poxbursters. You'd see someone run over to push and the conga line just keeps coming and kills them anyway LOL

[thick fog]

Brute Concripts was better

[fallow plover]

Me when I run out of effective dodges on the exact frame 700 crushers do an overhead

[hazy valley]

Why does everyone recognize me so easily? I changed my pfp and my name and banner and avatar decor and profile effect and even my status message LOL

I can't be sneaky

[thick fog]

ADHD

[vivid zinc]

For me it's the cadence. I just regognize you immediately lol.

[modern pollen]

The way you speak online can sometimes be recognizable

[fallow plover]

If its any comfort I have no idea who you are :)

[hazy valley]

Everyone says it is how I type yeah

[delicate vapor]

[thick fog]

this guy gets it

[hazy valley]

HAHA YES I AM SNEAKY

[vivid zinc]

Also a gut feeling. Something just tells me it's you lol.

[hazy valley]

Are there any public recreation centers where you live? Sometimes in-door pools are really good too. Also water theme parks! We used to have one called Wet n Wild here but it closed and idk if it ever reopened

[vivid zinc]

Not ones I'd trust, sadly.

Going to a public pool here is justasking for planter's warts or worse

[hazy valley]

That's very fair. People are gross. And like one of the few times I went to an in-door pool with my ex she dragged me to a dressing room to be sneaky. I wouldn't trust them either LMFAO

[delicate vapor]

[fallow plover]

I hate pools because I overestimated my ability to not panic in deep water. Jumped into the deep end, forgot I can't swim and sunk like a rock

[hazy valley]

I know there's the thing of public showers being NASTY

[fallow plover]

Note to self I would make a horrible submarine

[hazy valley]

Always always ALWAYS get a proper wash after a pool day no matter where you go

At home or at a hotel room

[vivid zinc]

You couldn't pay me to use a public shower unless it was one of thouse outdoor beach ones that you're supposed to wear ur swinwear under

[hazy valley]

The pool/beach showers are not enough

Gym showers are gross too ugh

[drowsy lynx]

and athelete's foot

wear some dock shoes or flip flops or something if you go

[vivid zinc]

Or you could do both and be known as a fun guy 😉

get it fungi, fun guy

[worn swan]

Sauna hamam

[earnest veldt]

I'm so fucking hot

[formal mortar]

Yeah you are

[earnest veldt]

Staaaaawp...

[hazy valley]

A sauna sounds nice. I need a spa day

[worn swan]

I have a beautiful spa zone in my gym
Only thing you need to pay for it separately, but that's also kinda a plus

Less people

[hazy valley]

Nice! I want the whole package though. I need a spa, a massage, aroma therapy

Pure relaxation

[worn swan]

Oooh pretty lady

We all need spa day with aroma therapy 💅

[patent grove]

Did you drown

[earnest veldt]

I need money

[delicate vapor]

Get it

[fallow plover]

I almost did when i was like

3

[worn swan]

Need a house? Just buy it

[fallow plover]

thats a whole different story

[worn swan]

Damn buddy(

[patent grove]

Fuck, accidentally bought 3

[worn swan]

[delicate vapor]

Hello noob

[fading otter]

Oh god he’s in commercial real estate

[earnest veldt]

I'm TRYING

[limpid vigil]

are there gunblades in 40k?

if not there should be

[patent grove]

No

[coarse vessel]

Hi is their anyone willing to play campaign with a returning player? So it would probably be on a lower difficulty as I get used to things again.

[limpid vigil]

They should make some then

i mean a boltblade sounds cool af if im being honest

A boltsword

or a boltlance or even a bolterglaive

[elder merlin]

Auric or nothin

[patent grove]

A relic voidblast boltsword

[worn swan]

Only havoc 40

[limpid vigil]

you get it

[worn swan]

You can find team in vc

Or vox region

[patent grove]

About to run my 1000th (hopefully successful) mission

[formal mortar]

i have been reminded to not rescue smykers

[limpid vigil]

what the heck does smyker mean

[formal mortar]

smite psyker

[limpid vigil]

i know fatmagus is a build for zealot and idk what that means either

[formal mortar]

dunno what that is

[limpid vigil]

why not rescue em

[formal mortar]

I did go to rescue him

[limpid vigil]

stealth + wound skill build

[formal mortar]

But he was in the middle of the stairs

So the team almost all went down trying to rescue him

[delicate vapor]

Smyker? Down? I’ll revive in 7 business days

[coarse vessel]

Thank u

[formal mortar]

I got trappered because even though I cleared my way through to him, teammates managed to allow horde to get behind me as well

[limpid vigil]

imma be honest i revive when i have chance

[formal mortar]

So couldn't dodge

[limpid vigil]

if not ya on your own

[formal mortar]

Stairwells are bad to go down on

[formal mortar]

I usually go for the revive

[limpid vigil]

i agree as someone who faceplanted face first into a chaos spawn and got my bones turned into wall pudding while playing psyker with a terrible inferno staff roll

[formal mortar]

But usually a smyker or a recon vet go down in bad spots because they don't watch their ass

[limpid vigil]

This is why i bring rez vet

and never switch off

[formal mortar]

It's nothing to do with the build, it's the people that play the build

[limpid vigil]

this is such bottom to bottom communication - can you both teach me?

[formal mortar]

So yeah you can stun enemies with smite, but you also can't move much, and you also need to let off the smite so you can kill what's around you or move

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[limpid vigil]

Im saying you and @dire kayak comunicate like a bottom

[formal mortar]

2 cheeks clapping each other

I'll stop

[limpid vigil]

nah cuz both are too embarassed to start

im joking of course

on both counts

[worn swan]

Np

[delicate vapor]

Vhat does that even mean

[south valve]

Round

[south valve]

This is um

[limpid vigil]

it means when you talk all i see is this https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/394/598/545.png

[south valve]

quite a statement 😭

[dire kayak]

they're right about me at least

[limpid vigil]

i just wanna make sure you know i said this as a joke and it did not upset you

[dire kayak]

i didn't upset me dwww

[hazy kestrel]

You’re all so strange, smh.

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean

[south valve]

Plink

[limpid vigil]

What does what mean , use your words bottomboy

[vivid zinc]

Oooh I can hear thunderstorms moving in

[south valve]

Maybe you're projecting

[limpid vigil]

pov - you are the other gods when zeus moves to mt olympus

[hazy kestrel]

Your tactics confuse and frighten me.

[limpid vigil]

nah i am a bottom , else how would i know how to speak it

[formal mortar]

Imagine being a generic space marine in dawn of war 1

That would suck with how easily you die

[limpid vigil]

also i have a anime girl pfp how did ya not think i was a bottom?

[dire kayak]

i don't know how anyone couldn't think im a bottom when i have "little anxious skittle" as my status

[tender horizon]

Depends on which iteration of DoW tbh

[formal mortar]

Anime girl pfps are just girls

[limpid vigil]

Dear god answer the question please

[delicate vapor]

Still a bit clueless

[hazy kestrel]

No

[limpid vigil]

bottom behaviour

[fair bridge]

woa...

[limpid vigil]

Bratty bottom

[dire kayak]

ill explain to you in dms

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[crisp yoke]

Wat?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[limpid vigil]

he a brat and im calling folks bottom now

[formal mortar]

deer are prey

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, I’ve been labeled as a bottom. The council has spoken I guess.

[limpid vigil]

not yet

[delicate vapor]

Folk valley

[limpid vigil]

@dire kayak is personman a bottom?

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[formal mortar]

What's it like to be a bottom? is it fun?

[strange pumice]

yes

[dire kayak]

everyone knows philosophy readers are bottoms

[dire kayak]

YES

[crisp yoke]

Oh

What kind of folks?

[limpid vigil]

was not asking you

[limpid vigil]

all kind of folks

[azure karma]

hi

[south valve]

Hi!

[strange pumice]

erm

[limpid vigil]

@hazy kestrel now the councill has spoken

[south valve]

you came at such a weird time 😭

[limpid vigil]

I was asking goober

[azure karma]

what happened

[strange pumice]

yeah idk what’s going on

[south valve]

Umm

nothing

[limpid vigil]

i think that part was clear since i tagged him

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over.

[azure karma]

gulp

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta do something while you wait for your top to show up

[south valve]

Glorious individual ❤️

[formal mortar]

I wouldn't gulp that down if I were you

[limpid vigil]

Premature appearation

[azure karma]

so uh how do i become red

[limpid vigil]

Dear god im a bottom and yall acting more subby than an autistic maid catboy

[limpid vigil]

speak on server chat a lot and you will be anointed in digital blood

[drowsy lynx]

At a lot of crustaceans until the carotene changes your color

[azure karma]

epic

[crisp yoke]

Uuuh ok?

[limpid vigil]

Ye

[formal mortar]

I am fairly certain you are interpreting things in a specific manner that aren't true to what they are

[hazy kestrel]

I think you all might actually give me an aneurysm. I can’t understand you.

[dire kayak]

ive melted into goo at light hearted compliments

[limpid vigil]

i hope so

[formal mortar]

Is that homeboi?

[limpid vigil]

Why can't you understand me
REEEEEEEEEE

[coarse vessel]

Shut up slut

[formal mortar]

Don't talk to me like that.

[limpid vigil]

hey hey reel it in

[hazy kestrel]

Because I don’t speak Japanese, or something.

[formal mortar]

Always gotta be some dumb ass grey name

[limpid vigil]

i was joking and i made it clear but insults out of the blue are an asshole move

[limpid vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[coarse vessel]

It's a joke and they said their a bottom so I thought it would be funny and clearly a joke

[polar tree]

We want Dakka

[crisp yoke]

What do you mean by bottom anyways tho?

[coarse vessel]

Damn sorry it's a joke thought that should be obvious

[limpid vigil]

sid did not say that

[formal mortar]

I never said I was one

[limpid vigil]

it was another person

[south valve]

I think this might be why the other channels don't like us

[simple cliff]

Meow.

[limpid vigil]

i said that

[dire kayak]

mrrrow

[polar tree]

Raise hand if you like DAKKA

[formal mortar]

We will let it pass this time, just hang out for a while and don't be too direct with something that can be an insult even as a joke

[coarse vessel]

Oh yeah I read the wrong person @limpid vigil my b @formal mortar

[simple cliff]

I already meowed, you heathen.

[limpid vigil]

A cutesy person who communicates a lot in gif's and emojis and is submissive in certain aspects of life

[simple cliff]

[south valve]

I fear him mortally

[formal mortar]

No hard feelings

[limpid vigil]

just imagine ppl who communicate like goober does but everyday

that is what i could call a bottom

[simple cliff]

I wish I could give bots books.

[limpid vigil]

wish granted - peenar gone

[simple cliff]

No one ever wants to do grims with me.

[dire kayak]

changing my pfp to little skittle for one day

[formal mortar]

Mine will never be gone

[limpid vigil]

at this point i do not know what is up with the plushies and im too afraid too ask

[drowsy lynx]

They don't give enough incentive for randoms to want the additional risk

[limpid vigil]

Wish granted - you got the napoleon/rasputin way

[dire kayak]

they're fumo
plushes of characters from touhou project

[formal mortar]

Should I continue to TIDE? or shall I ff14 or frame

[crisp yoke]

I see

I don’t gotta rename myself do I?

[formal mortar]

[limpid vigil]

No

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[drowsy lynx]

I bring the books back so we can teach the ogryns how to read

[limpid vigil]

you already have a bottom like name

[crisp yoke]

Glad to hear ^w^

[crisp yoke]

What-?

[formal mortar]

Nobody ever has to rename theirself

[crisp yoke]

Says you

[formal mortar]

You should be able to choose any name you want

[limpid vigil]

The cat ^w^ is used by a lot of what would be conidered bottoms

most text emojiis are

[formal mortar]

If I had a child, I obviously would have to name them

[limpid vigil]

like OwO and UwU

[formal mortar]

However if they chose a different name later in life, I would call them by the new name

[dire kayak]

mrrrrrow

little skittle

[south valve]

Peak fp

[formal mortar]

goob I like the pfp

[limpid vigil]

why fumo at missile launch in news? Is that like a bit of em being in weird places?

[formal mortar]

I know you said 1 day but I think it's perfect

[vapid juniper]

[formal mortar]

Close up of the head might be better view maybe

[crisp yoke]

Oh

So should I rename myself then

[limpid vigil]

Do not

[formal mortar]

I'm running another auric event mission, anybody need help with it?

[limpid vigil]

be who you wanna be im just taking the piss out of folks

[formal mortar]

If not then I'm blasting music and being a liability again

[patent grove]

Why does completing 1000 missions only give 5 penance points :/

[limpid vigil]

AND NOT IN THAT WAY

[formal mortar]

Hah, toilet

[delicate vapor]

in 6 business days

[limpid vigil]

Im turning you into a toilet servitor when i get a chance

[formal mortar]

You'll never get the chance

[limpid vigil]

oh you will do it yourelf? Thank you!

/jk

[crisp yoke]

I’d like to keep my piss thank you very much

[limpid vigil]

then do

[crisp yoke]

That a challange?

[limpid vigil]

That a demand

[dire kayak]

the fumos lust for blood

[drowsy lynx]

Live piss vampire reaction

[south valve]

We should talk about something less about piss

mayhaps

[dire kayak]

skitarii

[south valve]

or bottoms 😭

[south valve]

Yes yes

[lilac crag]

hmmm

goodnight chatt

[south valve]

Hi AlexaNERD

Byyeeee

[lilac crag]

hello painted

[crisp yoke]

You dare command me?

[lilac crag]

I am getting ready for bed

[crisp yoke]

The best tub or digger

[lilac crag]

OOOWWWWW

[dire kayak]

couldn't be me

[lilac crag]

why are u a femboy

[crisp yoke]

Sleep well ^w^

[limpid vigil]

no i do not date you

[crisp yoke]

Who is?

[formal mortar]

Imagine going to sleep

Pathetic

[dire kayak]

im a little skittle

[lilac crag]

ohhh I see

are you edible

[crisp yoke]

What I never said date

[patent grove]

1000 missions, 391k kills, 810 hours

[formal mortar]

So you are averaging 391 kills a match?

[nocturne bloom]

Avg (edited) user

[lilac crag]

hi lamia!!

[crisp yoke]

You’re no proof.

[coarse vessel]

Sorry

[formal mortar]

LAMIA I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU

[nocturne bloom]

I question myself

[formal mortar]

Do you play ff14?

[delicate vapor]

goobnight

[lilac crag]

I will eep very soon

[dire kayak]

yes

[lilac crag]

noob

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

noted

[nocturne bloom]

Ive thought about it. I got to max level when it released on console but id like to play it on pc

[patent grove]

Apparently

[formal mortar]

Ah, was going to ask if you play on the Lamia server

[lilac crag]

they have ur name in their game

its a server

[formal mortar]

That's all the question was leading to

I recently started playing again

[limpid vigil]

edit tag betrays te my friend

[south valve]

🍽️

[formal mortar]

I'm on faerie

[lilac crag]

crab within crab without

bee within bee without

[formal mortar]

The gayest of servers

[limpid vigil]

All is crab

[limpid vigil]

all is life

[south valve]

Why he so mad

[limpid vigil]

crabs pinch

and not bite

[lilac crag]

things always evolve into Crabs

[nocturne bloom]

Idk what one i was on. Same one as my pso2 alliance members is all I know

[lilac crag]

always.

[formal mortar]

I never played pso2

[limpid vigil]

even tyranids

[formal mortar]

But always thought about it

[limpid vigil]

and space marines

[dire kayak]

rogal dorn made a prettier lego house than him

[formal mortar]

Should I get into it?

[hazy kestrel]

He had a happy meal, but is still unhappy, so therefore he is angry at still being unhappy.

[formal mortar]

Rogal Dorn should be my alt character in ff14 if I make another he will be a big buff......... healer

[crisp yoke]

N…nu uh :3

[formal mortar]

I need to put on my ring my hand keeps feeling a ghost ring

[lilac crag]

[limpid vigil]

Yuh

[lilac crag]

I am so eeper

[south valve]

Challenge run: if you fall asleep, you explode

[limpid vigil]

i thought of a funny joke but im not gonna say cuz it gross and kinky

[delicate vapor]

jane..

[limpid vigil]

im gonna emoji it in a sec

[dire kayak]

hmmm

i should pounce on people methinks

[south valve]

I'm going to double ping neo

go pounce

[limpid vigil]

Why you 👉 🍑 👻 💦

[crisp yoke]

….n..no you no proof :3

[south valve]

HUH

what does this mean?? 😨

[limpid vigil]

it is kinda obvious

[drowsy lynx]

Point peach ghost water

[south valve]

I'm not beating the stupid allegations

😔

[limpid vigil]

why he speak french with fingers on ghost intimate area

this better?

[south valve]

Oh

I see

kinda wish I didn't 😭

[thick coyote]

Bro got ring phantom pain

Stop throwing rings at em

[crisp yoke]

It dose not

[limpid vigil]

phantom...pain

NO ONE HEARS A WORD

I SAY

HAS THE MEMORY GONE

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

hi guys

[south valve]

Hi!

[limpid vigil]

DURAN DURAN INTENSIFIES

[crisp yoke]

Hewo how are you ^w^

[true widget]

im good

[true widget]

hey goober

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[delicate vapor]

[limpid vigil]

BEEP

Skiitarii time

[true widget]

hello elios

[glacial shoal]

hey all what's up

[limpid vigil]

a direction

[glacial shoal]

[crisp yoke]

YAY!!!!

[limpid vigil]

i got a question - anybody know if pancreas no work the youtuber is a good lore source for a newish 40k lore nerd?

[hazy kestrel]

One last hour of work. :(

[hazy kestrel]

I recommend Oculus Imperia, personally.

[glacial shoal]

work work

[hazy kestrel]

For maximum vibes

And atmosphere, and general lore correct-ness

[hazy kestrel]

One of my favorites from Oculus was on the Schism of Mars, funnily enough.

[south valve]

Skirt wearing skitarii

Skirtarii

[timber elk]

hundreds of lambs appear in the chat as they swarm painted staring at him

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the British money symbol

Oh nvm

[south valve]

How might I appease the lambs?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[south valve]

Quid innit

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Magic Man.

[south valve]

The following information may be disturbing to some users: ||I'm British||

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

Painted’s British!

[timber elk]

they than dog pile on him, beating him up with cucumbers

[south valve]

ow ow ow ow

[dire kayak]

i should buy a dress designed like the red robes of mars

[south valve]

dies

[worn swan]

lady gilr

damn

[timber elk]

they revived him. Make him a steak and mash potato dinner, patch him up and they leave as a collective group

[worn swan]

girl

[south valve]

Okay, peak

[hidden whale]

how random

[timber elk]

Chaos is a virtue and a sin of the lambs :]

That allows us to do stupid shit

[timber elk]

Enjoy the meal :]