general-chat

[acoustic pebble]

97 days

[lilac crag]

good morning noob

[gloomy tartan]

I haven’t played bannerlord in so long

[delicate vapor]

Morning noob (I woke up at 6pm)

[twin flower]

Aint no way an entire faction is gone in 97 days

[marsh iris]

i like blacksmithing some OP swords

[jaunty path]

I gotta go back to just leaving spotify on

[gloomy tartan]

What if multiple people declared war on them?

[acoustic pebble]

The Battanians are gone. Simple as

[jaunty path]

looking for a youtube video sucks dick

[marsh iris]

37k gold for a sword

[gloomy tartan]

You need a homunculus to do this for you

[acoustic pebble]

Gross, of course you'd look for videos like that

[twin flower]

Even if you ran the game passively, it would still take more than 97 days

[gloomy tartan]

What if he killed all their leaders

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/dd9oylLYZx0

[twin flower]

That'll take more than 97 days

[gloomy tartan]

With his big tattooed wife

As the killer

[acoustic pebble]

I did do a LOT in my mercenary days

[twin flower]

Finding every lord was a pain in the ass to do

[marsh iris]

i like mercing but options are so limited

[bronze wren]

Garut got cursed lmaooo

[acoustic pebble]

You need a better plan

Buy a boat and Pirate

Then take up mercenary contracts doing so

[somber stream]

Garut, what befalls upon you today brother

[marsh iris]

ah shit i havent got warsails

[twin flower]

Get big boat

[acoustic pebble]

Nords are the best

It's honestly no joke

[marsh iris]

nothing i just felt like licking the daemon's horns

[somber stream]

Understandable

[twin flower]

Look the best too

[acoustic pebble]

Longships or get the fuck off my deck and into the deep blue

[twin flower]

I actually didn't see if you can give your companions ships

[acoustic pebble]

I made my spouse a Captain for the infantry

[delicate vapor]

mom scolding my dad over making a bowl of instant noodles wrong

[acoustic pebble]

She fucking KILLS

[twin flower]

I remember finding Companions with high Trade skills for just passive money as well

[marsh iris]

y̵͔̎ȍ̶̤ŭ̷̲ ̸̣̐ẃ̸̲ĭ̸͈l̴͈͛l̸͈̚ ̸̭̔ü̶̬nderś̭t̸̞̄a̵̦̍ń̸̫ḑ̷͐ ̵̨̌ò̵͉ń̸͉ce ̭͑y̶̓ou̹ ̶̋gő̴ͅ ̸͔̕ḇ̴̊ě̷̞y̷ond̴̪̄

[somber stream]

I gave in to the mechanical keyboard pill

[twin flower]

And let them go out on their own lmao

[acoustic pebble]

I only found one and he carries my Banner

[somber stream]

Ordered a Crush80

[acoustic pebble]

He's my whipping bitch

[somber stream]

Beyond deez

[gloomy tartan]

I met that guy

Well I saw him

[marsh iris]

where we are going, we dont need deez nuts to feel

[twin flower]

I wish Roguery had way more uses as well

[gloomy tartan]

He was by a jack in the box

[twin flower]

You can take alleys and generates some money but its still meh

[gloomy tartan]

The DEEZ NUTS guy

[twin flower]

Plus you have to defend it against rival gangs sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

And you don’t want you ai to do it Domo

They suck ass without your help lol

They can outnumber the enemy and lose if the ai control them lol

[marsh iris]

tbh i prefer walking on foot with a longsword

[gloomy tartan]

No horse ?

[twin flower]

Also my preferred style lmao

[marsh iris]

nop

[gloomy tartan]

That’s so slow

[marsh iris]

spend on speeeeed

[gloomy tartan]

On horse I can run up and kill leaders

Then I can run away lol

[marsh iris]

Lord Sanic

[gloomy tartan]

Drive by they ass

[acoustic pebble]

It actually does

[gloomy tartan]

Hit a swerve on the horse

[acoustic pebble]

Only thing I wish for

WAS THAT THESE STURGIANS PUT UP A BETTER FIGHT

[marsh iris]

well sometimes i horse because lopping heads with speed damage bonus is also fun

[gloomy tartan]

Yeahhhh

[fiery wave]

I think you need a shot to the head or at least a bonk from a thunderhammer.

[marsh iris]

falx my beloved

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to horse in a siege

[twin flower]

I like holding a position til they get to me

Turtling be like

[delicate vapor]

Honse

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s not a bad idea if you have archers

To just hold

[twin flower]

I wish they'd fix spears tho

[marsh iris]

karien had enough of my chicanery

[gloomy tartan]

The ai is dumb about spears for stabbing horses

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry, but I massacred them

[gloomy tartan]

They have a hard time picking between multiple weapons

[acoustic pebble]

And I'l fucking do it again

[twin flower]

Its pretty silly in close quarters too

[gloomy tartan]

What’s that one axe…

Black heart?

[marsh iris]

t̵̳̿h̷̗̔e̸̦̚y̸̞̑ ̸̪̅c̸̻͗a̷͖͒l̸̯̆l̵̰̀ ̸̜͆for y͕̅o̶̼͝u̴̠͂ ̸̭͝m̶̦̕y̶͚̑ ̴̭̍c̵̲̑hil͓̏d̸͑, ̣a̶̚nd̵̻͘ ̶̳͋I̴̬͛ ̴̭̇w̴ill̸̠̀ ̴̢̆h̶̙͠e̸lp̵̨̂ ̷̱̆f̷ee̴̦̿d ý̻ô̴̤u̸̘͘ ̸̇͜t̵̹̃o̵ t͕̅h̷̥̆ẽ̷͉m̴

[gloomy tartan]

That one is fun

[twin flower]

Spears should be a lil more OP in medieval fights for creating space and stabbing at a distance

[gloomy tartan]

lop heads and break shields

[twin flower]

Its just not there in bannerlord which is unfortunate

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a ability to make spears push enemy’s further back

But like it’s eh lmao

I agree spears are underwhelming

[marsh iris]

couch lance is iffy

[gloomy tartan]

Yessssss

It’s strong when it hits

[twin flower]

Yeah, it needs some work honestly, I just want it useable on your soldiers honestly

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s iffy to make it fuckint reliably work

I wonder if you could mod it for multiplayer or if that would just explode the game

[marsh iris]

spaghetti code

[delicate vapor]

Grandma made fried chicken

[twin flower]

I remember when people organize bout fights in pvp its insame

[marsh iris]

mordhau 2

[twin flower]

[pure quail]

Good old turtling. Nothing ever beats it.

[jaunty path]

Do you guys think

[marsh iris]

no

[jaunty path]

Me neither.

[twin flower]

Not at all

[marsh iris]

head : empty

[twin flower]

Indeed it is

[pure quail]

My brain is purely decorative

[rocky ocean]

which tier of weapon is most effective to sacrifice? I just come back and need to unlock new weapons' blessing

[jaunty path]

what game you nerdozoids speakin of

[gloomy tartan]

I never stop

[pure quail]

Turtl

[gloomy tartan]

Ever

[marsh iris]

bannerlord

[gloomy tartan]

I mean unless I’m super chill

[jaunty path]

name a

single thought

[gloomy tartan]

Where is my mind

Where is my mind

Oh where is my mind

[marsh iris]

pixies

[gloomy tartan]

All the

Small things

[pure quail]

Have you checked ur bum

[gloomy tartan]

Checked it how

Explain

Expand

[pure quail]

Was it there?

[gloomy tartan]

My ass

[pure quail]

Do not

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s stuck to me

That’s a joke

I’d lose my head/ass if it wasn’t stuck to me

[little marten]

CHECK IT 🫵

[jaunty path]

Do you wipe ur brain

I dont.

[gloomy tartan]

I smack my butt to summon my dogs

So I know my ass is fine

[pure quail]

My brain is filled with pollen I have to wipe it down

[marsh iris]

proof?

[gloomy tartan]

Hmmm

I assume my ass has a high alc content

Not sure what proof tho

I’d assume something high

[marsh iris]

Mooned shine

[gloomy tartan]

HA

[marsh iris]

😎

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine a bottle of liqr

That looks like a ass

Mooned shine

789 proof

[somber stream]

Chris i think it's time to sleep

[marsh iris]

no im not done enabling him

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t handle my creativity

[somber stream]

Oh sorry king, carry on

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Look if you don’t think a bottle of liqr shaped like a ass is funny

I don’t know how to help you

I’m sorry

I’ve done all I can and said all I can say

Wakanda forever

Live long and prosper

[marsh iris]

is that from star wars

[gloomy tartan]

fucking explodes like cadia

May the Schwartz be with you

[jaunty path]

We are KKKadia

[gloomy tartan]

Space Ballz!

[gloomy tartan]

Who the fuck is we?

[marsh iris]

imagine enterprise entered the universe and floats between cadia and eye of the storm

the time before abbadon comes knockin

[little marten]

Garut rebrand???

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine if Abbadon had to work the night shift at mc Donald’s in Detroit

[bronze wren]

He‘s in your walls now

[delicate vapor]

Right in front of an alcohol store

[marsh iris]

ĩ̴̟ ̴̭͝s̴̞̉è̷̢e̸͇̓k̵͇̎ ̶̦́y̴̹̚ó̷̼u̸̺͒r beá̻ủ̴̥t̷̜͊i̶̺͗f̵͈́u̵͉̾l̶͕̾ ̵͈́spḷ̋e̷̚en͕ ̴̽my̶̹͆ ̴̨̍c̷̮͘h̷̫͝i̴ld

[gloomy tartan]

And there’s a gun store next to the mc Donald’s and a crack house next to the liquor store

[delicate vapor]

All in one combo

[gloomy tartan]

The first level of the punisher video game is a crack house level

Based

[twin flower]

Classic

[little marten]

Take it

[gloomy tartan]

Blowing up the island was funny

I can’t stop the nuke so I’ll just make sure it doesn’t fly anywhere

Come on nick fury you knocked out sack of shit I gotta rescue you

• the punisher for some reason

[amber delta]

you are not a malicious lovecraftian entity, you're a grown ass man with a 9-5 office job that you hate and an unfulfilling loveless relationship, wake up

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

ur a gay furry

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[amber delta]

gay furry black templar

[delicate vapor]

Germa

[jaunty path]

Mods slap this guy in the balls

[delicate vapor]

You look like Freddy fazbear

[amber delta]

I am immune to ball slapping nice try

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Violently shits all over you.

[marsh iris]

microdosed ball slapping to gain immunity

[jaunty path]

That is

a thing somewhere I'm pretty sure

[delicate vapor]

You watch that attitude

[jaunty path]

Pukes shit on your face.

[marsh iris]

play fighting

[jaunty path]

This isn't a game

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-torture-james-bond-balls-james-bond-torture-agony-gif-7013869419919317514

[twin flower]

What am I watching

[marsh iris]

casino royale

[jaunty path]

Mans getting his goods whipped

[somber stream]

Balls, Mr Bond. Balls.

[amber delta]

gentlemanly disagreement

[marsh iris]

mr bond lost uno and bet his balls to the villain

[delicate vapor]

Strok

[obtuse oak]

you should really watch casino royale. good movie

[jaunty path]

Didn't bond almost get his nuts laser'd

[delicate vapor]

Does drinking iced coffee at 6;54pm make me not human

[jaunty path]

If its from Star Bucks yeah you're a reptilian.

.

thinking of major coffee spots

uh

You'll get more caffeine drinking your own piss most likely

.

Eh

Its just that

its shit.

[gloomy tartan]

How about you don’t drink piss

[jaunty path]

if its home made ice coffee

[amber delta]

you seem to have experience drinking piss can you tell us more

[gloomy tartan]

There’s other options of drinks

[jaunty path]

you're in the clear

[jaunty path]

You should respect my life choices.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a lot of things you can drink besides piss

[jaunty path]

Such as

??

[gloomy tartan]

Lemonade

Same color

[lusty estuary]

as an expert in piss I don't think you'll be getting more caffeine from drinking that actually

[gloomy tartan]

If you pee Orange there’s orange juice

[lusty estuary]

maybe you can drink like a diet cola instead

[gloomy tartan]

If you pee red there’s strawberry soda

[jaunty path]

what if its green

[amber delta]

peeing fed

[gloomy tartan]

Bro bro bro

[lusty estuary]

mtn dew

[gloomy tartan]

Missus

Ima fucking blow your mind missus

Coke a cola is green

[burnt lodge]

diet cola would make the pee taste weird

[delicate vapor]

Ok in the clear

[gloomy tartan]

They add something to turn it dark

Coke a cola is green normally

They change it to look dark lol

[whole bough]

anyone wanna havoc

[jaunty path]

coke cola is literally just carbinated shit

[whole bough]

2 slots open

[jaunty path]

no

[marsh iris]

lol scambucks

[delicate vapor]

Lemme smell your breath
Did you drink my Mountain Dew

[whole bough]

guys come havoc

[gloomy tartan]

Ok how about apple soda

[whole bough]

2am havoc

come

come come

[gloomy tartan]

Invite me moth

[twin flower]

I would but I aint free rn

[whole bough]

ok son

[amber delta]

I would come but I am during my 9-5 slavery

[jaunty path]

what if you pee purple

[delicate vapor]

Translating = guys come to HELL

[whole bough]

nvm

[gloomy tartan]

I know you drink purple drink

[whole bough]

u got owned

[lusty estuary]

if you pee purple that's cuz you drank the purple stuff

[whole bough]

it filled insantly

[gloomy tartan]

I KNOW YOU DRINK PURPLE DRINK

don’t play me

[delicate vapor]

Mountain Dew or mello yello

[lusty estuary]

we've got soda , oj , purple stuff

[twin flower]

havoc teasing

[gloomy tartan]

Drink purple stuff

[whole bough]

havoc edging

[gloomy tartan]

That purple drink

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Havoc bait

[gloomy tartan]

Grape soda is good

[lusty estuary]

two beatboxes are waiting for me on my desk

[gloomy tartan]

Missus do you wanna pour every soda into a cup and drink it with me

I hate that challenge

Don’t mix diet and non diet soda

[waxen sleet]

Purple is a good flavor

[gloomy tartan]

Keep diet and non diet soda separated

[delicate vapor]

Put all alcoholic beverages in one cup

[gloomy tartan]

Drink one of the other

[lusty estuary]

I used to do that as a kid with the fountain drinks and it never tasted vert good

[gloomy tartan]

I did this

[jaunty path]

I rather eat shit on the beach

[gloomy tartan]

I grabbed every alc drink I could find

[twin flower]

My friend did this

One way of getting shitfaced I guess

[gloomy tartan]

Like fall?

[delicate vapor]

Missus try not to larp as Tom pearl

[gloomy tartan]

You mean eat shit like face plant

Right?

R-right…?

[jaunty path]

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

eat shit like trip and fall?

[lusty estuary]

eating poop and drinking pee

[gloomy tartan]

Right????

Missus this is why you can’t cross state lines

This type of shit

[delicate vapor]

Alr I’m looking away I do not want to throw up my food

[lusty estuary]

why would eating poop make you a persona non grata

[delicate vapor]

[lusty estuary]

there are no laws against that I think

[gloomy tartan]

What if your food started eating eachother

[jaunty path]

discrimination for my dietary choices?

What twats

[gloomy tartan]

The govt wants to stop you from using the beach as a liter box

[jaunty path]

I'm upping up on the secret nutrients and getting profiled for it

[twin flower]

Sausage party be like

[gloomy tartan]

No but like

While it’s in your mouth

It started eating eachother

[jaunty path]

More like a buffet

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

Like imagine biting a pb and j sandwich and the peanut butter and jelly were killing and eating eachother as your eating it

[twin flower]

If they're eating each other, would there be more, or less in your mouth

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

Also imagine hearing it

The sounds of war

[somber stream]

Hmmm what for lunch

[gloomy tartan]

Eat a shape

What shapes do you have to eat

[jaunty path]

chipotle wrap

[marsh iris]

why do wear a tie?! to show we have our corporate leash on?!

[somber stream]

Triangle sounds sexy

[gloomy tartan]

Double tap just to make sure

[gloomy tartan]

Dorittos

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

[marsh iris]

real

[somber stream]

Exactly what came across my mind

[gloomy tartan]

Aura

Y’all ever watch archer ?

Remember when he wanted a grilled cheese ?

And cried

Then he got his grilled cheese

[jaunty path]

mmm

Sounds stoned

[gloomy tartan]

I enjoyed that

He had brain damage or something I forget the episode lol

He has like a head wound lmao

[jaunty path]

I'd cry over a sandwich one way or another ngl

[gloomy tartan]

He was crying to his mom

He’s a grown ass man mind you

[delicate vapor]

I’d cry for food

[gloomy tartan]

I would also cry for French fries

If I had a long hard day and I couldn’t have French fries I would cry

I need potato

[marsh iris]

you can have this 5 hour old french fries

[jaunty path]

thats disgusting

die

[gloomy tartan]

Garut would you eat a potato

If a wizard turned your neighbor into a potato

Would you eat the potato 🥔

[somber stream]

I think

That's a fetish

[gloomy tartan]

What

[twin flower]

Potatish

[gloomy tartan]

I assumed it was murder

[somber stream]

Yeah i'm pretty sure there's a fetish for that out there

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[twin flower]

Food Porn to the next level

[waxen sleet]

Sounds... vore adjacent?

[gloomy tartan]

Wait actually would being turned into a potato kill you

[little marten]

Ok cut the bullshit

What are the hard hitting topics we’re discussing rn

[jaunty path]

Oh turning people into food and eating them? Definitely a fetish

[fiery wave]

It's a subkink to transformation and vore.

[jaunty path]

No. Not vore adjecent. Just vore.

[little marten]

Oh..

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all teach me more and more every day

[waxen sleet]

What color is the best flavor?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought I was describing horror

[fiery wave]

I really can't say more.

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently it’s just a fetish

[little marten]

Brown

[jaunty path]

I could drop hard knowledge rn but no one here is ready for that

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was a horrifying nightmarish set up

But nope

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, don't know enough about vore to say for sure

[jaunty path]

A lot of horror is probably a fetish in disguise

[lilac crag]

Mods Are Watching

dont catch a bolt shell fellas

[jaunty path]

Hank is online

Hank

You are gay.

Natecore

[obtuse oak]

banned

[somber stream]

Mods are not innocent

[jaunty path]

You are gay.

[twin flower]

Let them watch

[jaunty path]

Banned cuz true

[waxen sleet]

So... what was Lovecraft saying with his tentacles?

[lilac crag]

Paul special action

[obtuse oak]

yeah man outing people against their will is not cool

[marsh iris]

not raw

[little marten]

Something racist no doubt

[gloomy tartan]

Sorry for not realizing horror can be a fetish for some sorry man

[waxen sleet]

Most likely

[gloomy tartan]

Like Remmeber shrek 2

When the fairy god mother exploded into bubbles

That’s horrifying lmao

Like she died lol

[somber stream]

Oh shit yeah, Shrek 5, 2027

[waxen sleet]

Consider the Xenonorphs of the Alien Franchise

[jaunty path]

Now that you mention. Lovecraft was a fuckin baby if his horror was entirely fueled by Xenophobia

[somber stream]

DON'T DIE BEFORE THEN

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I mean like

[little marten]

My old af neighbour who literally lives in a hovel just sits and blasts out the most egregious talk news station with the worst fuckers on all day lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Horror can be cartoonish

It can be outlandish

[waxen sleet]

Petty much lol

[gloomy tartan]

There’s obvious scary like xenomorphs

[little marten]

Can’t enjoy a cigarette in the garden without listening to some landlord calling people lazy

[hot flower]

do we know anything about the upcoming enemies?

[gloomy tartan]

But like dead ass if someone exploded into bubbles irl

That would be so scary lmao

[waxen sleet]

Xenomorphs are just mpreg

[gloomy tartan]

Hank would know

Hank is the smartest and the coolest

[hot flower]

ok

[gloomy tartan]

And they have a katana named Raiden

[hot flower]

can we ask hank

[lilac crag]

you can ask hank

but you are not guranteed a response

[marsh iris]

this topic is too nerd for my involvement

[hot flower]

idfk who that is but ok

[gloomy tartan]

Alexander is also cool

[jaunty path]

Ya know what you're right. My dads an asshole.

[gloomy tartan]

Alexander name is purple so their a higher class citizen than us

[lilac crag]

im not that cool. i think i fit the silly category better

[jaunty path]

Bitch still hasn't held up his end of the fucking deal either

[waxen sleet]

Know horror gets to me the most? Folk Horror.

[gloomy tartan]

Nope your like nobility

[lilac crag]

im not nobility

[delicate vapor]

Folks ville

[gloomy tartan]

You have a top hat

[lilac crag]

i DO have one

but

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t

[lilac crag]

im as much of a gutterkin as you lot

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a commoner

Grays are front lines

Reds get to wear shoes

Purples get fancy hats

Golds are our Jesus

[little marten]

Stay tuned for my imminent book release in 8 years for a folk horror MASTERPIECE

[short geyser]

what about blue?

[lilac crag]

i am like the least fancy person here especially at darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Alley Ally?

[delicate vapor]

A noob

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Why doesn’t she have a nose

[jaunty path]

Hm.

[waxen sleet]

Small town cults, local cryptids and Fey stuff, the things that are the most realistic due to how the stories endured for years...

[gloomy tartan]

You are anti nose missus

[jaunty path]

Why do you

[lilac crag]

my gameplay is gritty and messy and i fight like a rabid attack dog.

[gloomy tartan]

BECAUSE

I have a nose ring

I need a nose to wear it

[jaunty path]

hmm.

[rancid shore]

hi freaktider

[gloomy tartan]

DUH

[waxen sleet]

So... Zealot?

[little marten]

Check
Check
Check

Also completely agree absolute peak vibe

[jaunty path]

I should sleep before I start talking about my daddy issues.

[lilac crag]

Street Steven

[lilac crag]

erh

more or less

[little marten]

I don’t mind a goo Abrahamic horror too if the story is good

[gloomy tartan]

I’m proud of you son

[lilac crag]

i play all classes

[jaunty path]

Peels your skin completely off.

[little marten]

Not just some idiot teenager getting possessed from their spooky vape juice

[jaunty path]

Anyway

[gloomy tartan]

That’ll do pig

Peeling my skin makes me stronger

You reveal my true final form

[marsh iris]

make cracklins

[gloomy tartan]

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON

[waxen sleet]

Thats what I call a close shave

[jaunty path]

my dads a complete bitch and if I ever bring up my issue with how it takes forever for him to get around to doing anything and me wanting to just get started with what I want to fuckin do just because this guy made an arbitrary thing that he needs to do

and SO

YET AGAIN

I am at the mercy

of a disorganized motherfucker

[short geyser]

good night Missus

[jaunty path]

taking....forever

to do ONE THING

[jaunty path]

It's morning actually

[gloomy tartan]

💥

[marsh iris]

sweet dreams my friend

[waxen sleet]

🛡️

[short geyser]

Oh, same here

[raven furnace]

Will there be a dev blog on Skitarii this week?

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you got what it takes I’m voting for you

[jaunty path]

My desire, my needs, my most important component of myself

[gloomy tartan]

Where tf did you get that shield

[jaunty path]

Is locked behind

a dipshit.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a nice shield.

[jaunty path]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

im done for now.

[waxen sleet]

Root the RPG spotted in the wild!

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you should watch Godzilla

He’s the best dad ever

[waxen sleet]

Hammerspace

[gloomy tartan]

And he’s a step dad

[jaunty path]

Saw Godzilla minus one

[delicate vapor]

September

[gloomy tartan]

He doesn’t have kids in that

[jaunty path]

never the original

[raven furnace]

👋🥹🥹

[short geyser]

thank you for the ted talk Missus

[delicate vapor]

Something will happen tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

It’s good

[jaunty path]

Why must I understand who does not understand me

[little marten]

Whats the subject of all this woe missus

[gloomy tartan]

I can recommend different Godzilla movies

Based on what you like

[rancid shore]

sup

[short geyser]

I have such a hate for wumpus, I don’t know why but I do

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz your a intelligent bright northern star 💫

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Cocksucker father adding my needs into another of the very long list of things needed to be done in here.

[wicked hill]

is +3 stamina possible or its maximum +2 on curios

[jaunty path]

Each and every last thing

[jaunty path]

things that could be done

easilt

turned into multi month things.

[gloomy tartan]

Missus I wish I could send you a ham

[little marten]

Hmmm that’s not fun

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not great at cheering people up

[short geyser]

I wish I had the sticker of wumpus being hanged

[gloomy tartan]

But I usually buy them food

[little marten]

But silver lining is it sets you up to be an independent force when you’re free of it

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I learned from my grandma

[waxen sleet]

There is one! I've seen it

[short geyser]

I know, that’s why I want it

[delicate vapor]

Biden blast

[gloomy tartan]

So I’m sending you a virtual ham 🍖

[short geyser]

I don’t have nitro though, I’m not paying for no discord

[marsh iris]

going home soooon

[gloomy tartan]

Hope that helps you missus

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

What kind of water is that

[waxen sleet]

Same.

[short geyser]

welcome home?

[gloomy tartan]

Is that the good water

[short geyser]

it looks like good water

[marsh iris]

thank you kind one

[delicate vapor]

Wa er

[gloomy tartan]

I’m craving 👨‍⚕️ 🌶️

[delicate vapor]

A spicy man? Man spicy or spicy food

[short geyser]

you’re craving a blonde man and peppers?

[marsh iris]

pussycat water obviously

[gloomy tartan]

Akwafina

[gloomy tartan]

👨‍⚕️

🌶️

[marsh iris]

awkwardfeline

[gaunt wind]

Dr Pepper

[amber delta]

spicy dihh

[short geyser]

that answers my question well enough

[waxen sleet]

You're craving Johnny Sins?

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s that

Is that your darktide character ?

[marsh iris]

🗿

[short geyser]

[gaunt wind]

An astronaut

[gloomy tartan]

Ass

[gaunt wind]

Asstronaut

[earnest veldt]

Holy I joined chat at the right time

[jaunty path]

Why Johnny sins

why not johnny holy

[short geyser]

Hey jackal

[earnest veldt]

Are we talking about hadron ass?

[marsh iris]

johnny bravo

[jaunty path]

or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny bravo rules

[earnest veldt]

It's sir to you buddy

[short geyser]

No we’re talking about how Chris wants a blonde man and pepper

[jaunty path]

He actually improved as a person

[gaunt wind]

I’d knock the data out of Hadron

[gloomy tartan]

I want a blonde woman

[earnest veldt]

Just like any kind of pepper?

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never dated a blonde I’ve dated women who dyed their hair blonde tho

[short geyser]

I guess so

[earnest veldt]

Let me see what I have in the spice drawer

[gloomy tartan]

I like Hispanic peppers

Grow my own

[waxen sleet]

How about Paprika?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not sure

I think I found it eh

[earnest veldt]

I've got about 10 jars of ground paprika

[gloomy tartan]

I might of not known how much to use

It’s a strong spice ain’t it?

[gaunt wind]

Latina peppers

[earnest veldt]

I've made hot wings with some of that devils nutsack pepper or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

The hot Latina chili peppers

[waxen sleet]

They write about you in children's math textbooks

[sage dragon]

so has everyone picked out their cheesy names for their Skitarii?

[gloomy tartan]

Bros him

[delicate vapor]

Dr Pepper

[short geyser]

Frank

[sage dragon]

TK-421

[gloomy tartan]

I expect someone to be named Clanker

Don’t disappoint me folks

[earnest veldt]

"HadronSimp"
"ToasterFucker"
"TechPope"

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll accept Mr.Fisto as well

[short geyser]

Oh god not the toaster jokes

[gloomy tartan]

The fisto roboto from new Vegas

[sage dragon]

permission to shoot anyone that names their skitarii CL4T-TP

[gloomy tartan]

Permission granted

[earnest veldt]

All of my rejects are named shit like Toenail, Toothpick, and Gospel

[gloomy tartan]

Someone’s naming their skit auto blow

I’m calling it

[earnest veldt]

Got a pysker named Stubby and an arby named Biz with a dog named Giz

[sage dragon]

probably Dot-Matrix as well

[earnest veldt]

I wish your dog would show up in the kill feed

[gloomy tartan]

Borderlands ass names

[gloomy tartan]

Just put a dog next to your name when it’s your dog kill

A little dog head logo lol

[earnest veldt]

I just want my dog to get the recognition it deserves

[gloomy tartan]

lol you want your dogs name in the kill feed

I get you

[sage dragon]

make a post on it in the forums

[gloomy tartan]

Make a forum

[earnest veldt]

Nah I'm gonna mail fatshark a letter filled with ricin

(Legally a joke)

[gaunt wind]

Mine will be named Radio

[gloomy tartan]

Like the football player from the movie?

[gaunt wind]

You know ball

[gloomy tartan]

Game recognize game

[earnest veldt]

I hate when in games you can customize your hair but then the hair doesn't show up as changed in the cutscenes

[gaunt wind]

I remember laughing at the scene of him playing with the football in the rain and my buddies haven’t let me live it down lol

“You laughed at Radio”

[gaunt wind]

What game?

I prefer games where your custom abomination is on full display

[earnest veldt]

Kcd

But also Mafia 3

I'll go from bald with a big beard to clean shaven with hair

Also a completely different outfit

[gaunt wind]

Kcd one of few games to have a sequel that surpasses the original

[gloomy tartan]

Funny af wtf lol

[gaunt wind]

Henry with the low taper fade

[earnest veldt]

Honestly playing kcd2 straight after kcd1...

There's some things I miss from 1

[gaunt wind]

To this day it gives me a good laugh every once in a while

[gloomy tartan]

You could get rich giving low taper fades back then

In medieval times

Bruhhh

[delicate vapor]

Forgot my room is right next to our courtyard and will hear music blasting

[earnest veldt]

If I'm getting sent back to the medieval times I'm low-key speed running becoming a monk

Just seems like the easiest gig

[gloomy tartan]

If napoleon had a low taper fade he would of defeated the Russian winter and we would all speak French lol

[earnest veldt]

As long as it's post vikings

[gaunt wind]

It would have done numbers amongst nobles, the clean line up would be a status symbol

[earnest veldt]

Horrifying

If Napoleon was born today, he'd have a podcast and a course for how to get rich quick

[gaunt wind]

Just live in Bohemia then you only have to worry about bandits and civil war

[earnest veldt]

Still pretty big things to worry about

[gloomy tartan]

He would play darktide

💯

[earnest veldt]

I wonder what the native americans were doing in the medieval times

[gaunt wind]

Banditry being a massive problem in the Middle Ages is still a crazy thing to think about

[earnest veldt]

Can't be a bandit anymore because of woke

[gloomy tartan]

I mean dude

No drones

[gaunt wind]

Warring probably the natives were chill like that

[gloomy tartan]

No cameras

Dead ass if you looked generic

You could do crimes

[gaunt wind]

Robbing merchants was definitely a sweet gig

[gloomy tartan]

Just have a non memorable face and be a bandit

As long as you don’t look memorable

[earnest veldt]

Natives sat around chilling smoking the pipe and eating bison steak for thousands of years and then we had the balls to call them primative

They were ahead of the curve

[gloomy tartan]

No eye patch or giant scars etc

[gaunt wind]

wear a mask or something they make a folk tale about you

[waxen sleet]

Bandits existed because Nobles couldn't afford to pay their Mercenaries, so the Mercenaries became Bandits... so long as the rich pay the poor, everyone is happy.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you don’t want that

Famous bandits get killed lol

[gaunt wind]

Would you rather be dead and remembered or alive and forgotten

[gloomy tartan]

This has been a issue forever

Feudalism times

If you have a army of doods and you pay them to be loyal

[earnest veldt]

Being a mercenary seems chill

[gloomy tartan]

If they have no one to fight they get ideas of just TAKING your money

[delicate vapor]

2nd option

[waxen sleet]

And Roman times... one of the reasons rome fell was bc they couldn't pay their Legionaires

[gaunt wind]

Lots of people turned to banditry also because the job market wasn’t exactly booming

[gloomy tartan]

Your mercs need wars to fight

Soldiers for hire get stir crazy

If they realize they can just take your shit why won’t they

[earnest veldt]

How old were you when you realized how long sieges were

I always thought they were like a day

[gloomy tartan]

They allways say shit like fortnights

[gaunt wind]

This is why mercenaries were allowed to pillage not like you could stop then anyway but it helped pay them off

[gloomy tartan]

When describing sieged

Fortnights were like how long?

[earnest veldt]

Two weeks

[gloomy tartan]

I know a siege is often that long or longer

Oh that’s short

Sieged be months

Fortnight must of been described for traveling idk

[earnest veldt]

The longest siege was like 42 years I think

[gloomy tartan]

What about the 100 year war

[gaunt wind]

Longest siege in history lasted 33 years total imagine

[gloomy tartan]

That thing that sounds fake

But is somehow real

[earnest veldt]

It was like four separate wars wasn't it?

[gloomy tartan]

A 100 year war sounds like a Anime arc

[sleek harness]

It's more of a rivalry and country hate than a war

[earnest veldt]

At least you get to replenish some of your soldiers

[gloomy tartan]

I’d have to look it up

[gloomy tartan]

It’s still known as the 100 year war which is funny as hell

That it’s part of our past as humans

[sleek harness]

I mean, this lasted 100 years

It is not wrong

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a insane concept lol

[earnest veldt]

God how bad has the was gotta be to name it after how long it was

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a real rivalry

[earnest veldt]

Did nothing else interesting happen

[gloomy tartan]

100 years

[sleek harness]

People died

[gloomy tartan]

No one has had a worse war since then except for like

[sleek harness]

That's a mention

[gloomy tartan]

Kendrick Lamar vs Drake

[earnest veldt]

The hundred years people died war

[gloomy tartan]

Only thing that comes close to the 100 year war

Only comparable hatred of another

[earnest veldt]

We'll live to see the Korean war reach a hundred years

Assuming nothing horrible happens in the next 10-30 years

[marsh iris]

lol war

[gloomy tartan]

a conflict between the kingdoms of England and France and a civil war in France during the late Middle Ages. It emerged from feudal disputes over the Duchy of Aquitaine and was triggered by a claim to the French throne made by Edward III of England. The war grew into a broader military, economic, and political struggle involving factions from across Western Europe, fuelled by emerging nationalism on both sides. The periodisation of the war typically charts it as taking place over 116 years. However, it was an intermittent conflict which was frequently interrupted by external factors, such as the Black Death, and several years of truces.

Wikipedia

England and France

The good old rivals

[earnest veldt]

I guess the hundred and sixteen war wasn't as catchy

[gloomy tartan]

Turns out it was even longer yeah lol

Black plague sort of puts a pause on war though

Understandable

[chilly osprey]

where the FUCK IS MY CURRENCY

[earnest veldt]

Medieval wars are so crazy because you'd be a Frenchman who needs to fight an Italian because your German cousin married a Swede who has claim to a kingdom in Spain or something

[gloomy tartan]

I mean bro

The war of the roses

That was a insane fucking mess

[sleek harness]

Total warfare after america runs out of oil

[gloomy tartan]

I mean in fallout America takes Canada

We just take it

[earnest veldt]

I'm still so pissed that Normans conquered england in a BATTLE

Like we didn't even get a war it was a battle

[gloomy tartan]

Shit happens man

Life is the real havoc mission

Modifiers be happening

Shits not fair

[earnest veldt]

I want to rip King Richard the Lionheart apart with my bare hands

I fucking hate him

[gloomy tartan]

He was a king

It’s ok to hate him

He probaly slapped his queen around

[earnest veldt]

but he's not hated ENOUGH

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s be real

[earnest veldt]

He was a king who hardly ruled his Kingdom

[gloomy tartan]

He probably got gout

[earnest veldt]

He used england to fund him fighting in the crusades

[gloomy tartan]

Didnt he leave for the crusades

Then his brother took over

[earnest veldt]

AND PEOPLE LIKE HIM FOR SOME REASON

[gloomy tartan]

And was bad

Until he returned

It was that just in that Robbin hood movie ?

[arctic escarp]

this whole war is one of the reasons France became a united country

[gloomy tartan]

Then I love it

Good war

[earnest veldt]

King Richard literally wanted to sell England

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[earnest veldt]

I'm no historian but he probably told his brother to overtax the English so he could fight more crusades

[frosty glacier]

Stupid question. Is dark rites makimh monstrosities heal? Or tox gas? I just had a plague ogryn go from half to full health :/

[gloomy tartan]

I think his brother was a shitty ruler in his stead

[earnest veldt]

Hey everyone Google the 1212 crusade

[earnest veldt]

I think it's the dark rites

[frosty glacier]

See i’m a huge fan of being told what an event does in vague wording rather than flat out stating changes

[earnest veldt]

All of darktide is telling you vaguely how shit sworks

[frosty glacier]

True

[earnest veldt]

Like who actually knows what rending, mass, brittleness and strength mean

[obtuse oak]

I do, but not because FS told me lmfao

[jaunty path]

ahem

[jaunty path]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[pure quail]

I was gonna say I know I shouldn't shit on new people, but the dude was level 20 so I'm gonna do it anyway

people are allowed to be new and bad, so was I once, believe it or not

but if you have a person standing right on front of you saying they need health, and you have a healthpack in your inventory

and then I even wrote in chat that they had a healthpack in their inventory and we were all on low health

and they did not use it

[earnest veldt]

How rejects without medicae insurance be moving

[pure quail]

they were also hotmic'ing the whole game but that's a different issue

[somber stream]

Larp as a french and insult his mother

[waxen sleet]

We all were... but that whole thing is all too common with the health

[pure quail]

your mother was a goose and your father smelled of elderberries

[somber stream]

Putain

[earnest veldt]

Losing a single point of health in darktide feels like losing a loved one

[pure quail]

like they were low health too

plus we were on a sit and defend objective too

[waxen sleet]

They were just dumb... extra dumb

[earnest veldt]

Some darktiders operate with 2% of their brain

[waxen sleet]

Zealot main here: true

[fiery wave]

Why is elderberries an insult?

[delicate vapor]

BERRIES

[earnest veldt]

I wanna play zealot but

[delicate vapor]

[earnest veldt]

It's just so ass...

[waxen sleet]

Monty Python

[pure quail]

incorrect

[fiery wave]

Maybe they don't even know how to use it. >_>

[pure quail]

they were level 20

and they did figure out how to use it later

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like you need to practice... i mean I suck with Psyker, but I practice regularly

[pure quail]

and dropped it outside the elevator as the elevator opened to let us leave

not even inside the elevator to let us heal as we were progressing

[earnest veldt]

Yeah but I can't rn. I need to finish off a penance on Ogryn

[fiery wave]

The OG tutorial never taught it. And assuming they joined played a little, quit and reinstalled for Skitarii...

[earnest veldt]

And I literally can't switch

[waxen sleet]

Which penance?

[fiery wave]

I guess it's to avoid being unable to use it if the lift door closes?

[earnest veldt]

The one where you need to do ten aurics without dying

[fiery wave]

On some maps, doing so means no access to it or the ammo crate.

[pure quail]

huh?

[earnest veldt]

I don't wanna experiment with zealot rn

[gaunt sphinx]

Oh blessed emperor can a brother get new heretics to slay 🙏 perhaps heretic astartes or nurglings

[fiery wave]

Some lifts close when you leave it.

[pure quail]

no she dropped it before the elevator

[earnest veldt]

I'm nurgling it rn...

[pure quail]

we were gonna go up in the elevator and she dropped it outside the doors

[gaunt sphinx]

Straight of nurgling it

[fiery wave]

You made it sound like they dropped it outside the elevator after.

[pure quail]

ah, my bad

I meant they dropped it outside the elevator before we ascended

[fiery wave]

I guess. Assuming they aren't trolling. Is just a newbie that doesn't understand when to drop it.

[earnest veldt]

I threw an ammo crate into the abyss once-

[pure quail]

F

[somber stream]

It's imperative that i save this medkit for Darktide 2

[waxen sleet]

Oooh... you want the ASS

[earnest veldt]

I want your ass...

No this is for Auric Exemplar

I'll get ass afterwards

[waxen sleet]

Oh, I mixed them up, my bad

[pure quail]

the ogryn slowly dying as he clears out a horde of chaff right in front of you? the hive scum next to you clinging on to life with her bare teeth? the psycher desperately killing elites while on 2 hp? you yourself being at like a quarter health and doing god knows what? nah better save the medkit it might be useful later

[waxen sleet]

What were they running?

[earnest veldt]

For the crime of making a minor mistake, I sentence you to using braced autogun for all eternity

[somber stream]

Real

[pure quail]

they were a hive scum, no clue what they were running

[earnest veldt]

Hive Scum makes complete sense

[pure quail]

amnarky

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Jokes on you: im intonthat shit. I run braced autogun (Agripinaa) on my Zealot.

[earnest veldt]

Ewwwww

[somber stream]

Yeah eww wtf

[earnest veldt]

Point and laugh

HAHAHAHAHAHA

🫵

[somber stream]

Braced Autogun is awkward to use

No doubt it's somewhat powerful, still

[waxen sleet]

I run a Martyrdom Zealot with a Relic Blade, I use the Inspiring and Ceaseless Barrage Blessings on the braced autogun to keep my toughness up when my Choir and Sword are on cool down.

[earnest veldt]

Ion like relic blade

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Me every tuesday

[earnest veldt]

Why Tuesday

[waxen sleet]

Its Friday though

[delicate vapor]

what a week

[pure quail]

what the fuck man

[earnest veldt]

A week is a period of seven days starting with Monday and ending with Sunday

[pure quail]

what is wrong with you man

[delicate vapor]

what a week

[waxen sleet]

I just explained why I do so

[pure quail]

yeah that doesn't excuse it

[earnest veldt]

Also to repeat myself, please Google the 1212 crusade 🙏

You won't regret it

[pure quail]

the childrens crusade

[earnest veldt]

They wanted to send a bunch of kids to Jerusalem I just think that's hilarious

Like what were they gonna do

[elder merlin]

I fall out of bed every tuesday, those falls are starting to get dangerous as i get up there in age

[elder merlin]

Yes it is

[pseudo terrace]

WAAAAGH!!

hello chat

[earnest veldt]

Buy a seatbelt

[waxen sleet]

I also run throwing knives with it... i like renewable blitzes

[somber stream]

@little marten Hell Let Loose Vietnam Open Beta test live NOW

[fiery wave]

You need to be shot like that person who uses the BAG on Arby.

[earnest veldt]

Hello Ork man

[little marten]

ok based

[elder merlin]

Just strap me in like a loon in one of them crazy beds

[earnest veldt]

When I used to sleep with my dad, he sleep punched

[elder merlin]

I shared a bed with a buddy and woke up to him hugging my waist

[earnest veldt]

Ah if only I had friends like those

[waxen sleet]

Know what? Im gonna start using a Braced Autogun on my Psyker now too.

[earnest veldt]

How dare you use anything but a staff on pskyer

[pseudo terrace]

i haven’t touched psyker since my talent tree got reset

too lazy to go through and reread

[waxen sleet]

Jokes on you again: I hate using Staves, I run only crit build gun psykers

[earnest veldt]

GRRRRR

[twin flower]

Melee psykers go brrtt

Also a fun way of playing rather than a nugget with a magic stick

[earnest veldt]

I tried using the blazefire great sword or whatever

It was ight

[waxen sleet]

Force Blades are dope af

Blocking bullets like a jedi knight

[fiery wave]

Crit build with a BAG, sure.

Be useless, I guess.

[waxen sleet]

Thanks 🙂

[earnest veldt]

God whenever the event diamantine hits my account I feel like a meth addict getting a stimulus check

[waxen sleet]

So... Hive Scum with Diamatine then?

[waxen sleet]

Yes really. The other blitzes are cool, but finding grenades isn't always easy.

Vets regenerate grenades constantly, Psykers got warpy stuff, several Arby and Scum builds regen blitzes, and Ogryns with their rocks are dope... so yeah I use Throwing Knives.

[earnest veldt]

Not a fan of Scum

Glad I didn't buy deluxe

[waxen sleet]

Why?

I didnt buy deluxe either, I prefer earning cosmetics, but I still have to ask

[marsh iris]

deluxe food

now thats worth it

[delicate vapor]

cement das concrete baby

[twin flower]

Scum defo one of the stronger classes atm

[delicate vapor]

still 3 more weeks till ski

[south valve]

AMAZING pfp

evilios

[earnest veldt]

Idk tbh. Just didn't click for me

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[south valve]

Doro Iron Warrior

[fiery wave]

Feel?

[delicate vapor]

ya

[earnest veldt]

You used to say that about me...

[south valve]

Did you make it?

[earnest veldt]

Where did the love go?

[south valve]

I still love your twinkarii, dw

[delicate vapor]

edit

[south valve]

Ohh okay

Looks great though!

[twin flower]

Doro within

[earnest veldt]

Just if I wanna play ranged I'll just play veteran yk

[delicate vapor]

[earnest veldt]

Idk what I get from hive suck

Devious autocorrect

[marsh iris]

c̵̮͝ȩ̴͊m̸̭̚e̸͎͒n̸̘̑t̸͇́ ̸̢̓i̴̡͠s̴̲̚ ̷̨̑where̻͝ ̴̟̃ẗ̴͎́h̸̺͠ë̶͖́ ̶̧̆l̶͎͘ï̵̧ttḷ̒e̵̕ o͙n̷̊e ̵̗́w̸̗͗i̷̻̔l̸̜̄l̵ go̷̬͛ ̵̹̑ȉ̷̦n̷ t̵̹̉h̷͚́e̶ c̵̗̾onc̠̽ř̴̫e̵͕͊t̸̨̅e̴̲͐

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Wot? Scum is melee.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Like they go in melee, outdamage psyker.