general-chat

[hazy valley]

it was SO SWEET

it was sickeningly sweet

[surreal onyx]

That would be what we call “sweet tea.”

[marsh iris]

canned fish files on youtube

[hazy valley]

I'd just call it sweet. It felt more sugar than tea at that point

[foggy wagon]

more sugar than leaves

[hazy valley]

AND THEN SHE JUST DRINKS IT DOWN SO EASY??

[formal mortar]

Youtube keeps claiming I'm blocking ads but I don't have an adblock

[marsh iris]

schizotube

[somber stream]

Tinned Fish Reviews on youtube

[marsh iris]

fight

[jaunty path]

She says she bought aspirin because

[hazy valley]

definitely

[jaunty path]

she thinks it removes fat from the liver

sis.

[marsh iris]

where to find canned oysters

[jaunty path]

Your liver is coated in sugar like a donut

[formal mortar]

Gah damn

[somber stream]

Canned oyster sounds insane ngl

[marsh iris]

nah it should be pre-cooked

[formal mortar]

We keep a measure inside of our sugar container

It's a 1/4th cup and I use a quarter of that for my coffee

[surreal onyx]

Sounds like that one scene from Men in Black. lol.

[formal mortar]

So like 1/16th I think

[somber stream]

Oh there are smoked oysters, now those i would try

[marsh iris]

but nothing beats fresh

NOTHING

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

Fuck you i want oyster now

[hazy valley]

I remember watching this Japanese youtuber who would go diving and catch fish with a speargun and one time he caught oysters and literally underwater cracked them open and slurped them up right then and there

[marsh iris]

biscuits, smoked oysters, caviar, a bit of garnish

[hazy valley]

and like

I don't think you can get anymore fresh than that

but holy shitake mushrooms

[somber stream]

Reminds of my time in the South sea in Asia

[foggy wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/tapeworm-spin-grub-parasite-giant-microbes-gif-12695627032298332536

[somber stream]

A local fisherman took me and my mate to a latenight fishing trip in the middle of the ocean

Guy took the fish right off the net and processed it then and there

[marsh iris]

that sounds good

[somber stream]

Most savoury fish i've ever had

[hazy valley]

yeah idk how safe it is but the dude did end up hospitalized at least once from some neurotoxin in the fish by his island

[marsh iris]

few seconds of freshness

they got a grill on the boat?

[hazy valley]

that's SO cool

[twin flower]

Fishin'

Why late at night tho

[lilac crag]

new person who this?

oh

HI CAT!!!!!!!

[somber stream]

No there were this floating wooden shack of sort?

[marsh iris]

i think lots of fish near the surface for fishing

[hazy valley]

HOW

[twin flower]

Oh

[hazy valley]

I CHANGED EVERYTHING

[twin flower]

I didnt even know it was you

[hazy valley]

also

HI ALEX!!!!!!!

[lilac crag]

signalis profile. you're so based oomf

[somber stream]

I still have a few pictures took from that time gimme bit

[hazy valley]

I tried to be really thorough this time

[hazy valley]

the whole profile is including the bio

but some references are more obscure

[twin flower]

Well you had me fooled, its something

[hazy valley]

in a few hours people will not know who I am it's fine

most people are asleep anyway

[lilac crag]

I keep track of my friends. it's hard to disguise yourself around me

[hazy valley]

tbh I'm thinking of just using this name for my Skitarii

less on the nose than Elster 512

and I'm 100% sure I'll see at least a few of those

[lilac crag]

Same here

I know a friend who would immediately do elster 512

[twin flower]

What happened to your first idea

[hazy valley]

ARAR-S2311 is going to be a much sneakier Signalis hit

[lilac crag]

including me! I think mine will be called Rustbeetle-5-1-2

[hazy valley]

Lestia-Theta-Two kinda feels boring to me now

[twin flower]

Fair

[hazy valley]

My Skitarii will be "ARAR-S2311" and my Servitor Skull will be "Elf"

[jaunty path]

guys

[hazy valley]

I was going to make the skull "Skittle"

[jaunty path]

my drukari tulpa wants to turn me into a chair

:(

[hazy valley]

but this Signalis reference needs both

[lilac crag]

and you said?

[somber stream]

@marsh iris
#zealot-class message

[jaunty path]

noh pls :(

[somber stream]

Oh god what the fuck

What happened to the text

[lilac crag]

what did you do to him bro

[twin flower]

da Garut

[brave slate]

You're gonna be a chairperson, congrats

[twin flower]

He's been corrupted

[hazy valley]

Garut might not be ok

[fallen tree]

oh no garut turned to chaos

[hazy valley]

do you at least get to choose what kind of chair?

[marsh iris]

6̴̛͊̓̍7̷̍̔̓͐

[somber stream]

So it's not just a visual glitch on my end right?

[lilac crag]

is a beanbag a chair?

[lilac crag]

what the FUCK

[fiery wave]

Funny how China manages to make it work then. They have packs of veggies with a 2 year~ expiry. I guess it's going for the 5 year that is a gamble. But then you could go preserved veggies that totally will be fine for AGES.

[hazy valley]

[lilac crag]

we gotta put him down

[marsh iris]

(̴ ̷̵͡°̴ ̸̶͜ʖ̷ ̷̸͡°̷)̸

[twin flower]

Even your pfp is creepy

[marsh iris]

v̶e̸r̶y̶ ̵b̵e̶a̶u̸t̸i̵f̵u̴l̷ ̷l̵i̴c̷h̵t̷,̵ ̵l̴i̶k̷e̵ ̵y̵o̴u̷r̴ ̴e̷y̴e̵s̵ ̷i̸ ̴w̷a̶n̷t̶ ̵t̶h̵e̶m̸

[hazy valley]

Probably just different food and healthy safety standards tbh. Like in Germany they can eat raw beef and it's a casual snack no cooking required. In the US if you tried to eat raw beef you'd get sick and probably end up needing to visit the hospital

[somber stream]

GET THE FUCKING INQUISITION

[hazy valley]

That and like

Different ways of preserving things

[hazy valley]

idk Licht I think you should give them your eyes

[foggy wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-19055033

[somber stream]

Best i can do is eye pic

(non-lewd)

[marsh iris]

w̸̹̾h̶̉͜e̵̢̓ȑ̸̯e̴̺͊ ̸͜͠ȳ̵̦o̷̤͝ủ̶̼ ̶̹͛are g̿͜o̴̖̓i̶̫̒ṋ̷͑g̸̛̼,̴͖̿ ̷̠͋y̵̲͊ou ͈͆d̵̕on̠'̷̀t ̵̝̾n̸̫̿e̵̖̎e̷̗͋d̸ ey̴̗͛ȅ̵̫s̷͉͂ ̷tǫ̶̌ ̵̯̏s̷ee̷̤̒ my̺͒ ̸̬͠l̴͓̏ó̶̙v̷͚̽e̴

[brave slate]

Raw beef? The real German stuff is raw pork. Mettbrötchen

[fallen tree]

[hazy valley]

Is it raw pork? I thought it was raw ground beef

[brave slate]

Bit of raw pork and onions on bread. Shits fuckin delicious

[somber stream]

Raw pork

[hazy valley]

I know it was raw meat but wasn't sure on the specifics

[brave slate]

Raw beef is steak tartare and that stuff is mainstream

[somber stream]

Heavily regulated so little to no risk of parasite, though you still might get some

It's the stuff that Mr Bean accidentally ordered so he tried to shove it in literally everywhere else but his mouth

[fiery wave]

Is rations. Pretty sure those gotta be sterile to some degree to last 5 years min.

[hard gorge]

I thought people loved it raw

[hazy valley]

True

[hazy valley]

I like my fish raw but idk about raw meat tbh

Sashimi is amazing

[brave slate]

Especially ol' dirty bastard

[marsh iris]

i̷ ̷l̴i̸k̵e̴ ̵i̵t̶ ̶r̴a̸w̶ ̷i̴n̸ ̵m̴y̷ ̴m̴o̸u̷t̷h̶,̸ ̸t̶h̶e̵r̵e̷s̶ ̷n̶o̵t̵h̴i̷n̸g̸ ̶y̶o̴u̷ ̵c̸a̸n̷ ̶d̵o̴ ̷a̴b̴o̴u̷t̵ ̶i̸t̴

[hazy valley]

I don't eat steak very often but like when I do I get it medium rare

[fiery wave]

What did you do?

[brave slate]

Go to your butcher and get a beef fillet. Thing's gonna cost an arm and a leg but it's worth it. Mince it up and make beef tartare. Life changing

[marsh iris]

is it too much chat? ill stop

[hazy valley]

Garut is maybe a little different

[hazy valley]

No you're fine. Be worse

[fiery wave]

Try raw shellfish. An absolute gamble but...

[hazy valley]

I have! And I love it

[jaunty path]

I wanna eat raw meat dude

[brave slate]

Or go to Korea and try raw crab

[hard gorge]

Raw crabs not bad

[marsh iris]

raw octopus, and wait for it to choke you

[brave slate]

Cooking is a myth perpetuated by the propane industry

[jaunty path]

what beer should I try tomorrow

[hazy valley]

ok I don't think I'd eat something that's STILL ALIVE

that's the line I won't cross

[fiery wave]

I know. Seems like Zalgo got to him or something.

[hazy valley]

if it's so raw it's still alive I'll pass

[jaunty path]

Men are best eaten live

[foggy wagon]

they boutta kiss your throat with that suck cups

[somber stream]

I saw vids of Chinese eating live mice

[hazy valley]

True it's more fun that way to make them squirm

[fiery wave]

Even high risk things like blood cockles?

[hazy valley]

I don't know what that is tbh

[fiery wave]

The large ones can be sliced like sashimi.

[hazy valley]

I've never heard of it before

[brave slate]

Put em in a blender. Make mice cream

[somber stream]

shiver

[fiery wave]

Uhh... Let me check for alternative names.

[marsh iris]

dude, reminds me of a post in reddit, thousands of mice went through a silo ventilation fan

[fiery wave]

Ark shell/ark clam?

[marsh iris]

literally minced mice

[hazy valley]

I don't think I've had that before

I think I'd be ok to try if I could know the risk was mitigated in some way

I don't want to get hurt or die over something

[brave slate]

More like ratagooey

[somber stream]

Farm grown mice meat is actually pretty good

Much better than pork, in fact

[marsh iris]

A̵͈͛l̵͓̂l̸̘̾ ̴̦̒s̷͔͊h̷̆͜a̷͕̕l̶͙̇ḷ̸̋ ̵͚͊retuř͉n̷̮͠ ̴͕́t̷̝́o̷̧̔ ̶̮̔h̶̦̏i̵͉͘m.

[somber stream]

The fuck is that even

All shall return to roubonim?

[formal mortar]

It says he likes his nips twisted

[marsh iris]

seems you had plenty of mice from experience?

[somber stream]

Ah fair

[somber stream]

I might've had a burger or two while in Thailand

[hazy valley]

Mice burger

[brave slate]

Just like in demolition man

[marsh iris]

cool movie

[lilac crag]

I can't think of food that's best eaten alive

[marsh iris]

oyster

[lilac crag]

hmmm

[lethal solstice]

Steaks

[lilac crag]

Thanks catachan

rare genchat appearance

[lethal solstice]

Its midnight and i'm bored

[rancid shore]

sigh

i cant play pvp shooters

[somber stream]

Okay just asked my mate on the trip back then with me, guy said it was mice and "mystery meat", not just mice

[jaunty path]

licht ate mystery meat

[fiery wave]

Ah well, is a taste. High risk due to having blood in them that can carry hepatitis.

[marsh iris]

Micetery meat

[fiery wave]

Risk is migitated by fully cooking them.

[hazy valley]

I might not want to risk it

[fiery wave]

But then they lose the taste and become rubbery.

[lilac crag]

Misery Meat

[fiery wave]

Most eat them half cooked.

[marsh iris]

not sure which country maybe vietnam? they eat the bigger ones

bamboo rats

[rancid shore]

what the fuck is going on here

[fiery wave]

Food talk.

[hard star]

I should make corpse starch in real life

[rancid shore]

no you should not

[hard star]

Neighbor dead for 5 days, be a waste to not use his corpse

[fiery wave]

Could make it out of animal meat...

[rancid shore]

see, i said not because i knew it'd be involving humans

[hard star]

Had a heart attack so just gotta remove that part

Rest of meat good

Could make quality nosh

Out of the leftovers

[jaunty path]

Cannibalism?

[hard star]

Catch a rat from the sewer to garnish the nosh

[whole bough]

i wish there was a mod to hide weapons while adsing that didnt require EWC because i the customization part is so ass i just want to use my normal cosmetics not deal with all that bs

[hard star]

Maybe a worm or two

[marsh iris]

n̴͖̊ę̴͝i̶̦̿g̷̣͒ẖ̵̀b̵̠͛ó̷̼u̸̪̾r̸̐͜s̶̮̋ are ̙̈́l̷̢̓ȉ̴̲k̶̘͐ë̴̝́ ̶̂͜y̵̦̓ȍ̸͖ur ̺̐h̵̒eŗb̶͑ g̸͉͝á̴͔r̶̹̈́d̴̦̆e̶n

[hard star]

Shut up spiky git

[fiery wave]

I forgot the people that show up. I mean, corpse starch would likely just be unsalted spam.

[whole bough]

spam is too hated on

[rancid shore]

her

[marsh iris]

corned neighbors

[hazy valley]

Canonically how an Ogryn reacts to seeing a Daemonhost

[rancid shore]

yeh i know that much

[whole bough]

remember chat: dont eat humies

[rancid shore]

her

[whole bough]

itll make you insane

[fiery wave]

Is edible, just not too much.

[hard star]

But reusing in name of emperor

[whole bough]

if u cook it its just meat

[rancid shore]

idk i got a weird liking to her and i cant ever remember her name

[whole bough]

eating it raw is what ppl hate on

and who the fukc

[whole bough]

eats raw spam

[rancid shore]

see, like, bro

[whole bough]

leila or smth

i only remember the nickname

[rancid shore]

ashley

[hazy valley]

Me

[whole bough]

yeah

[rancid shore]

i looked at the sticker name

[hard star]

All jokes aside I wonder how many times a guardsman went face to face with like a demon from the warp and just genuinely wasn’t effected by it for no apparent reason

[whole bough]

incest cannabalism game

toxic relationship though

ashley should die

fr

[rancid shore]

riiiiiiiiiight....(dont know the game at fucking all

[whole bough]

i do

[rancid shore]

i just find ashley or whatever cute

[hazy valley]

Are we counting Cadians because I could swear that's a thing they can do

[jaunty path]

Hey Andrews done awful things too

he killed a child

[hard star]

Like zero reaction on the guardsman, moreso just a “The fuck are you…” in a mildly confused tone

[whole bough]

is taht new

i think i only saw the first 2 chapters

[jaunty path]

Two children actually

[hard star]

No fear just like “I don’t get it” energy

[jaunty path]

not just in his childhood

[whole bough]

oh i remember that now

anyways ashley is usually the instiagator who brings him into the shit

[rancid shore]

"fear the deamon of nurgle"
the humble guardsman: h u h ?

[whole bough]

also manipulative

[hard star]

Asmigold:
“oh your a demon of filth, just not a super one!”

[rancid shore]

based reference

[jaunty path]

No he kinda did that on his own.

I think that was his wrath he had for his little sister.

[fiery wave]

No, the amounts of nitrates in it.

[rancid shore]

hm- can we go back to the part where i just find her cute and disregard that whole thing? (this is purely a joke

[woven sigil]

I would guess that after surviving some of the larger battles in 40K and watching your friends die to artillery, firearms, teeth and claws, a random demon materialising out of thin air is kinda whatever in comparison

[rancid shore]

insert 40k lore vs gameplay video here

[jaunty path]

Ashley loves him romantically but Andrew fucking hates her with all his heart lmao

[hard star]

non-chalantly points heavy melta at said demon
“Ew go away.”

[jaunty path]

He even had a dream sequence where he attempted to choked out child ashley

[woven sigil]

The Inquisition approves of this course of action

[rancid shore]

arent they brothers?

[jaunty path]

He H A T E S his sister

[rancid shore]

but his sister loves him?

[hard star]

Inquisitor watching all this from the sideline at the guardsman that clearly isn’t a blank: “The fuck?????”

[fiery wave]

Just watch as anything on Catachan decides to 1 shot it.

[jaunty path]

Thats the abuse fuel

[lilac crag]

it's a double edged love

[rancid shore]

ok so

hear me out

no

[jaunty path]

what

[rancid shore]

kinda getting uneasy from whats being said sorry

[marsh iris]

l̶e̸t̴ ̵m̸e̴ ̷h̸a̵v̸e̴ ̴y̸o̵u̷r̵ ̶b̸e̷a̸u̸t̷i̶f̴u̸l̴ ̸e̵a̴r̵s̸

[jaunty path]

Ah ok

[hard star]

I think at this point it’s equal to Stockholm syndrome

[woven sigil]

https://youtu.be/tk-jEZgHHX0 Would anyone care for half a lamington?

[jaunty path]

Literally yeah. Abusive cycle.

[hard star]

“Dude go away your gross-“
Point blanks you with said heavy melta

[jaunty path]

"we can make it work we can make it work- GAH I FUCKING HATE YOU"

[rancid shore]

see, awful things

[lilac crag]

this is true

[rancid shore]

BUT WHY IS SHE CUTE

LIKE

[lilac crag]

this is untrue

[rancid shore]

WHY

[jaunty path]

because terrible people can be very pretty

[rancid shore]

sigh i guess so

[marsh iris]

cute like the colombian hitwoman

[jaunty path]

Ted Bundy

[lilac crag]

being superficial is actually a bad sign!

[jaunty path]

You can't say Ted Bundy was ugly.

[rancid shore]

honestly? sometimes im happy im single, the shit i hear about couples and exs and shit worries me out a lot

[lilac crag]

I believe i told you yesterday about this

[rancid shore]

me?

[jaunty path]

I mean Ashley was a full on neglected child

[lilac crag]

yeah you

[rancid shore]

cant be

cuz i was not here

[jaunty path]

Their relationship does not define relationships as a whole lmfao.

[rancid shore]

didnt show up yesterday i think

[lilac crag]

it was definetly you

[fiery wave]

A simple breakup is rare... It usually is extremely complicated.

[rancid shore]

not talking only about em

[rancid shore]

yeh but wasnt yesterday

[lilac crag]

probably. I lost track of time

[rancid shore]

either that or my brain has finally short circuted

[jaunty path]

do I take an edible tomorrow or the day after?

[jaunty path]

Julia got the fuck out thank god 🙏

[lilac crag]

people love Ashley but no one is ready for this

I am Completely Normal about Julia

[jaunty path]

Because Julia is fucking norma- uh

Well

[lilac crag]

so and so

[jaunty path]

Shes not insane like ashley

[whole bough]

who

[jaunty path]

She is a satanist

[whole bough]

i havent seen anything past like chapter 2 or 3

i forget

[jaunty path]

play video game

[obtuse oak]

true, but so is death and grief. that's not a reason not to love someone

[jaunty path]

hi hank

would you want to join in on the convo about coffin game

[lilac crag]

disclaimer that I have not played the game and my knowledge on it is based off of missus alone

[twin flower]

Julia is a satanist?

[jaunty path]

lmfao.

[twin flower]

Thought she was just emo

[obtuse oak]

I have no idea what any of that is

[hazy valley]

I vaguely know what it is but haven't played it

And based off of what little I know

[jaunty path]

Yeah its kinda obvious I think. You can find her in the cult club

[hazy valley]

Hank, you do not want to know

[twin flower]

You can?

Wait was she the one that was singing

[obtuse oak]

I have a coworker at work called Julia and she's cool, does that count

[jaunty path]

Her name is yellow

[rancid shore]

i am lowkey foaming from my mouth

[jaunty path]

Close enough yeah

[rancid shore]

no im not

still

[twin flower]

Wow, okay.

[fiery wave]

True, but once you have it happen badly... it affects further relationships.

[twin flower]

Learn something new everyday

[marsh iris]

fatshark julia?

[hazy valley]

I feel this a lot

[gloomy tartan]

My girlfriend exploded

Her name was Cadia

[fallen tree]

big gal

[gloomy tartan]

THE TALLEST

BIGGEST

[obtuse oak]

oh she's cool too! but no, not who I was thinking of. I don't work at FS

[gloomy tartan]

BEST FORTRESS

EVER

[quaint moss]

:3

[jaunty path]

Wait so Julia coffin game works in Fatshark? wow...

[marsh iris]

truck named blackstone fortress

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know... harder to trust or care because the fear of attachments hurting more.

[quaint moss]

obese fish inc

[twin flower]

Dude named Abaddon took her from you huh @gloomy tartan

[hazy valley]

Yeah and the desire to want and be wanted is still there, but it feels like a lot to overcome to reach it

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon is a cuck

[quaint moss]

personally i wouldn't take that

[fiery wave]

So blep in a corner.

[hazy valley]

That's me

[lilac crag]

there used to be a time before I met my older partner

[hazy valley]

Wait what's blep

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon liked to stare at Cadia and me from his black stone in a closet inside the cockpit while wearing a Superman outfit

[fiery wave]

Like ded.

[quaint moss]

oh kaput

[hazy valley]

Ah ok

[lilac crag]

i was completely against the idea of talking or befriending people. granted I was still in the phase of " hey Alex we might have to do surgery on your eye dude " so I wasn't necessarily happy about stuff going on in my life

[marsh iris]

abba-don plays mamma mia while his blackstone fortress demolish cadia

[lilac crag]

but that relationship helped me to become a better person by miles

years I'll never take back

[gloomy tartan]

If I can’t have her no one can head ass

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon is the type to crash his car into the ocean with his family inside

[quaint moss]

master plan fr

[fiery wave]

Used to have a perfect sticker for it but seems gone now.

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon doesn’t understand the concept of manspreading

[marsh iris]

he's that CEO that says everyone is a family but fires them at a whim

[whole bough]

manspreading? yeah you bet im spreading men

[lilac crag]

kill moth

[marsh iris]

is that a new vegemite

[hazy valley]

Ok I am sleepy good night everyone

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the ceo who says everyones a family and is revealed to have been harvesting bone marrow from his workers via there free physicals from the company doctors

[lilac crag]

GOODNIGHT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

And he’s using the bone marrow to snort it

[gloomy tartan]

He’s doesn’t even need it

[fiery wave]

Naw, it was Seele face down on the floor.

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Then he laughs at his workers having weak bones

[somber stream]

Bone marrow soup 🤤

[gloomy tartan]

What’s up with bone and boner

Who came up with that

Was this in the 90’s?

[marsh iris]

g̶o̸o̸d̷ ̷n̴i̴g̸h̵t̶ ̶m̵y̷ ̴c̵h̶i̵l̷d̶ ̴i̷l̸l̸ ̵b̶e̷ ̷g̵u̷a̴r̶d̸i̵n̷g̴ ̸b̵e̷n̷e̵a̶t̷h̵e̵ ̵y̷o̸u̴

[gloomy tartan]

How old is the term boner is that from like the 80’s

[quaint moss]

isnt that just broth, or the more fancy one

[somber stream]

NO

Well yes, but no

[gloomy tartan]

Like goon is obviously from old henchmen term

[quaint moss]

where its actually boiled and eaten

[twin flower]

Ohh, we got something like that here, Beef Tallow Soup in english I guess

[lilac crag]

idk but that song about waking up with a boner is really funny and funky

[twin flower]

I miss it

[somber stream]

You eat the soft bit inside the bone

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny how words change ya know

[quaint moss]

yuh

[gloomy tartan]

Bone to boner

[whole bough]

boner

[gloomy tartan]

Goon to gooner

[quaint moss]

the fancier stuf

[whole bough]

boner lane

[quaint moss]

:3

[marsh iris]

roasted bone marrow spread on toast

[gloomy tartan]

You know get boned?

It’s like saying get fucked

[somber stream]

Don't talk dirty to me

[gloomy tartan]

lol

But less agressive

Also t bone for car accident

Bone is used for a lot of terms man

[quaint moss]

talk clean, mr clean 👨‍🦲

[lilac crag]

in recent news

[jaunty path]

edible tomorrow or no

[whole bough]

https://youtu.be/Bo5l_lbfxJ4?t=579

[lilac crag]

Alexander is bored

and they wish to do something

what will Alexander do this morning

[marsh iris]

ǐ̵̫ ̶̫̅w̸̯͝i̸͈͌ĺ̶̦ĺ̷̺ ̴̪̌h̸̬̿a̵̪̿v̶͔͝e yoȗ̟r̴̜̉ ̶͓͝ḧ̶̼́a̸͎̔i̶̦͂r̴̝̓ ̸͙͌and͇̉ ̸͂ma̱k̸͆e ̴͎̏ạ̴͋ ̵̫͛b̵̛͔e̴aut̵̤̚i̶̱͑f̶͓̆u̷l ̷͎̅h̸̠́a̵rp̴̨͘

[formal mortar]

Eat food

[gloomy tartan]

casts your entire body feels like it’s sticky from soda

[lilac crag]

food eaten

[formal mortar]

EAT MORE

[gloomy tartan]

Take that

[woven sigil]

It is friday

[quaint moss]

ill take it

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you should buy a ham

[somber stream]

I need a shower anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like ham

[formal mortar]

Play tide

[gloomy tartan]

We’re getting missus a ham

[jaunty path]

I got drunk and high once

[gloomy tartan]

What sort of ham do you want

[jaunty path]

it was

a good night

[quaint moss]

bros never played souls 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean

You shower in dark souls

[marsh iris]

sticky lichty

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how you heal

[marsh iris]

summer ass licht

[gloomy tartan]

You dump sunny d on your face

Sunny d shower

[quaint moss]

oh speaking of drunk and high, i gotta eep work tomorrow

[jaunty path]

Good point HOWEVER. My tolerance needs to die enough so that 5mgs feels the same as before

[formal mortar]

You chug it

You don't shower in it

[quaint moss]

do you drink shampo......

[gloomy tartan]

You clearly just pour it down on your face

There’s art of this

Of Solaire pouring the estus on his helmet visor

[jaunty path]

I'm about 2 days clean of edibles

[gloomy tartan]

You drink it and dump it on your face

[quaint moss]

maybe hes JUST AURA FARMING

[fiery wave]

I mean, you do that with water to cool off.

[somber stream]

Proud of you boo

Keep it up

[quaint moss]

/j

btw

[gloomy tartan]

See you get it 🙂

[lilac crag]

you're so cool missus

[jaunty path]

I'm not quitting I'm killing my tolerance

[lilac crag]

oh

[somber stream]

Bruh

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a shower and a heal

I mean it’s just your face and upper chest

[quaint moss]

weed is cheap :3

[gloomy tartan]

But still

Cheap weed is eh

Don’t get dirt weed

[lilac crag]

ohhhbbut do I play darktide or limbus company

decisions incisions

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t grt over priced weed

[quaint moss]

no like even the expensive stuff is still cheap

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I know what you nean

[quaint moss]

idk i work full time though

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it depends on your state doesn’t it

Like Cali

You can get good stuff cheap

Idk about like

[jaunty path]

the worst thing about edibles is that its so damn easy to build up tolerance

[gloomy tartan]

Antarctica

[quaint moss]

ye

[gloomy tartan]

Just drink weed

They have thc drinks

[jaunty path]

take one the first day the second day you need to take double and so on.

[quaint moss]

ok i need to
great epee™

[jaunty path]

gnn

[gloomy tartan]

Sweet dreams chimp prince

[jaunty path]

It builds up really fuckin quick

however

[marsh iris]

goog nite

[jaunty path]

it goes away real quick too

[gloomy tartan]

Missus do you like ham

[misty smelt]

I dont think I can play darktide tonight, im not feeling well 🙁 nurgle has gotten to me for destroying so many shrines the past week

[jaunty path]

Ham? mmmm wouldnt say im wild for it

[gloomy tartan]

Do you have a cold

[jaunty path]

love ice cream

[gloomy tartan]

What about a ice cream ham

[twin flower]

THC drinks huh

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I haven’t seen any idk if my shop has some

[jaunty path]

get ur heresy out of here

[gloomy tartan]

No like it’s shaped like a ham

But it’s ice cream

Like the bone is a cone

[jaunty path]

I had

coffee ice cream

[misty smelt]

ive had homemade garlic ice cream before

[jaunty path]

while high

[misty smelt]

it was AWFUL

[gloomy tartan]

Or it’s just ice cream shaped like a pig

[twin flower]

I'm surprised its getting more and more normalized out west, its still illegal here afaik.

[jaunty path]

weed makes junk food so much fucking better man

[gloomy tartan]

I had Icecream with thc in it once

It was good as fuck lol

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

The thc was in some caramel or some shit lol

It was some bomb ass Icecream

I’d try Tbc Icecream again

[jaunty path]

get talenti ice cream

note

[gloomy tartan]

It legit gave me a buzz lol

[jaunty path]

its pricey

however

tastes quite good

[gloomy tartan]

I think I heard of that brand b4

Mayb I saw it at target

[fiery wave]

Even a tiny amount here is like asking for death.

[jaunty path]

edibles having me feel like

kinda refreshed in the morning

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all chemical containers

[jaunty path]

taking it is so crazy

[gloomy tartan]

Everything’s effects is different

[jaunty path]

bc

[gloomy tartan]

We have diff genetics etc

[jaunty path]

you realize how fucking stupid its banning is in other states

[twin flower]

I'd like to think its less damaging than crack cocain but I'm with you

[fiery wave]

I mean, I drink energy drinks to pass out.

[jaunty path]

Alcohol gives you a BITCHING hang over.

weed just makes you wake up normal

makes sleeping quite comfy honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Dude

[fiery wave]

No, it's more a joke that it's against the law.

[gloomy tartan]

If ww3 starts

Best believe I’m drinking and smoking a lot more

Lmao

[woven sigil]

Massively depends on the person and what you're drinking/if you're drinking a bunch of different things

[twin flower]

I mean, its still a substance of abuse for some I guess.

[woven sigil]

Also water intake

[gloomy tartan]

I can drink a lot lol

I don’t but man I used to

[woven sigil]

Can all but remove the possibility of a hangover if you drink water between alcoholic drinks

[twin flower]

Drink your oiter

[gloomy tartan]

I was a party animal

[jaunty path]

ah right hydration

[somber stream]

MANDATED EDICT: HYDRATION

[gloomy tartan]

I established dominance with drinking lmao

[fiery wave]

It's like concentrated weed. 500gm of weed is a possible death sentence.

[jaunty path]

Water chuds spreading their hydro lies

[gloomy tartan]

Instantly become a hit with guys if you can outdrinkcthem

It’s easy

[woven sigil]

Drink tea

[gloomy tartan]

I am the liqr

[marsh iris]

teat

[gloomy tartan]

I remmever when I had margaritas at the fair man…

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

wrong fucking sticker

my God

[jaunty path]

I AM THE LIQUOR

[gloomy tartan]

They were hitting

[twin flower]

Fair nuff, I imagine we easterners will still treat it pretty strictly

[gloomy tartan]

I had to stop myself

From letting the beast loose

[twin flower]

drinks wid da boiz

[gloomy tartan]

THE DOG WANTED OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE

[twin flower]

I feel like they'll call you out for drinking water between your alcobol tho lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Nah

[twin flower]

Just dude things

[lilac crag]

ATTENTION, SCUM. YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND DEHYDRATED.

[gloomy tartan]

Well it depends

If your all around a bottle yeah

[twin flower]

Well I know mine will god damn alcoholics

[gloomy tartan]

Drink water between drinking

That’s the trick

If it disrupts the party flow

[marsh iris]

mandated edict: waterboarding

[gloomy tartan]

Your a bitch

[fiery wave]

Not if you are Thai. Lul.

[somber stream]

Remember kids, Dehydration is CRINGE

[gloomy tartan]

You have to keep the flow man

Chult water was you walk

Chuggggg

Chug water

Also don’t trick people with vodka saying it’s water

Your a cunt if you do lol

[twin flower]

Chulting it

[gloomy tartan]

I had someone do that to me

[jaunty path]

sheesh

[gloomy tartan]

I chugged half a cup of vodka and then I was in a The Weeknd video

[twin flower]

I should tell my mate that trick honestly, he's a lightweight

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking blinding lights

[twin flower]

gets tipsy 2 beer bottles in

[fiery wave]

Buy Bubble Tea, risks getting THC tea.

[gloomy tartan]

Just chug water

Piss

Repeat

Drinking makes you have to piss a lot

[fiery wave]

Why? Use same shakers and such.

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is when your drunk sometimes you piss and then 3 seconds later you have to piss more

[fiery wave]

Someone fail to wash properly and whoops.

[marsh iris]

clean your kidneys chat

[gloomy tartan]

Like being drunk makes you forget How to piss all at once

That’s when your really shit faves tho

[jaunty path]

hilarious

[twin flower]

monthly detox

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not when your at a bar man

And there’s a line

If your like in the woods who care piss on a tree

But like in public it’s a bitch lmao

[jaunty path]

I can be fucking like

in a personal ocean

of liqour

and pass a drunk test

B)

[gloomy tartan]

I allways make it home

[twin flower]

What does that mean

[gloomy tartan]

I pas out in my jeans and shoes in bed sometimes

[jaunty path]

you know that thing cops do

[gloomy tartan]

But like I wouel make it home

Lmao the breathalyzer ?

[jaunty path]

follow the thing without moving your head

[gloomy tartan]

Or the eyesight walking one

[jaunty path]

id pass

cuz im dat smart

😎

[gloomy tartan]

So

That’s nothing

[woven sigil]

Can relate. Get get blackout drunk and wake up back at home, it's like a superpower Human homing pigeon or summat

[gloomy tartan]

Once I dead ass has a drink in the car

It wasn’t my car I was a passanger princess

[jaunty path]

I'd pass that too

[gloomy tartan]

I did some mental shit

[jovial mist]

nothing?

[jaunty path]

I got a strategy

[jovial mist]

🥀

[gloomy tartan]

Made them both notice it lmao

Tactical yapping

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Not so annoying you get assaulted but annoying enough to make someone leave you alone

[jovial mist]

my brother just another me 🗣️

[gloomy tartan]

It was in a water bottle lol

Just a tiny bit left

WE WERE ALL YOUNG ONCE OK

We all jumped fences

[jovial mist]

Chris aren't you still young

[gloomy tartan]

I’m 72

[jovial mist]

Does your birthday start with 19

[gloomy tartan]

I was in the war

[gloomy tartan]

The star war

[jovial mist]

There's been like six this decade alone be more specific

[gloomy tartan]

You can have a birthday that starts in 19 and be old still

[jovial mist]

Bro

[gloomy tartan]

I’m older than 20 and younger and 60

[jovial mist]

If you were born before 2004 you qualify as a rubricae

Genuinely

[gloomy tartan]

A rubiconion?

[woven sigil]

30s is the new 20s mate

[gloomy tartan]

Armored core?

[jovial mist]

Isn't that a transformer

[gloomy tartan]

lol thanks stim

Your a doll

🫂

I look young atleast

[jovial mist]

bro isn't a lad anymore hes a bloke atp 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

Thank fuck for genetics

I used to hate looking young as a kid

Now I LOVE THAT SHIT

😆

[woven sigil]

Amen, lul

[jovial mist]

Bros discord account is in 2016

[gloomy tartan]

If I wanna look older just grow bigger moustache

[somber stream]

👶

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna look young I shave

[jovial mist]

chris you're like 37 minimum

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you investigating me

Type shi

Also 37 in funny af

[jovial mist]

gotta research 🫵 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not THAT old lmao

[jovial mist]

doubt

[gloomy tartan]

Shit we’ll see if I make it that long boys

[jovial mist]

ok now thats real shit

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

ONE LAST BREATH BY CREED STARTS PLAYING

HOLD ME NOW

[jovial mist]

Chris ur a real one

almost

[gloomy tartan]

CUZ IM 6 FEET FROM DA EDGEEEEEE

[woven sigil]

Don't be so melodramatic

[jovial mist]

Too bad ur...

[gloomy tartan]

AND IM THINKING

[jovial mist]

c*dian

[gloomy tartan]

MAYBIE 6 FEET

AINT SO FAR NOW

I’m 30 lol

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Wait

[gloomy tartan]

I guess 37 is the closest guess you had lmao

[somber stream]

I'm the youngest one here?

[gloomy tartan]

Yes I know I’m a grandpa

[somber stream]

Wtf is this dinosaur club?

[gloomy tartan]

I just act young

Yes Licht

Your a fetus knight

[marsh iris]

goo goo gaa gaa ahh

[gloomy tartan]

You thought I was the baby bitch

But it was youuuuuu

[somber stream]

🤯

[jovial mist]

Are u born before or after Halo 2 🫵

[gloomy tartan]

hands diaper

Bro I remember halo combat evolved

[somber stream]

Before halo CE

[jovial mist]

Licht..

[obtuse oak]

Oldhead hours

[jovial mist]

You're unc

[gloomy tartan]

I REMEMBER WHEN CORTANA WAS A PURPLE MANIC PIXIE GIRL

[obtuse oak]

🤝

[woven sigil]

[somber stream]

Impossible

[gloomy tartan]

Cortana used to be based

[jovial mist]

Jesus all of you are pensioners goddamn

[twin flower]

wuz happening

[obtuse oak]

I remember when Joker couldn't fuck EDI

[gloomy tartan]

Hank are you unc or a fetus like these kids ?

[obtuse oak]

Unc

[gloomy tartan]

Oh you unc unc

[somber stream]

He has kid

[twin flower]

A father even

[marsh iris]

im born before mighty morphin power rangers

[gloomy tartan]

Mass effect is classic unc

[woven sigil]

Damn, thats a reference I didnt expect this morning

[jovial mist]

You're old enough to collect social security 💀

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like a classic generation unc

Yeah that’s a deep Cut

Respect

[somber stream]

OldTide

[obtuse oak]

I played GTA2 on the family computer when it was the newest hot stuff

Rayman 1

Age of Empires

[jovial mist]

Ok I was joking

[gloomy tartan]

Why do uncs just bring up old shit and then go damn that’s tyte dawg.

[marsh iris]

firm handshakes fellow youncs

[woven sigil]

Still play AoE2

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I remember gta 1

[jovial mist]

But GTA 2 is genuinely greybeard shit

[fallen tree]

was gta2 the top down game?

[obtuse oak]

Zoo Tycoon motherfucking Dinosaur Digs

[gloomy tartan]

I played GTA 1 on the computer lmao

[somber stream]

AoE, GTA vice city and CS.15 for me

[gloomy tartan]

YOOOO YESS

ZOO TYCON

MY DHIT

[obtuse oak]

Yeah

[lilac crag]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[marsh iris]

gta on ps1

[lilac crag]

ZOO TYCON

[gloomy tartan]

THATS MYSHITTTT

[lilac crag]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

BASED

YESSSS

BRO I remmebe old civ

[obtuse oak]

Okay wait let's step it up a few years

[gloomy tartan]

You could play as dinosaurs lmao

[jovial mist]

Are you sure your 30? You might have missed a zero

[obtuse oak]

Jurassic Park Operation Genesis?

Y'all?

[gloomy tartan]

YESSSS

[fallen tree]

yeah boiii

[gloomy tartan]

bro way BETTWR than evolution

[obtuse oak]

my man

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing will recreate it

Hell yes

[lilac crag]

[gloomy tartan]

Love that

Hank you my ninja

[obtuse oak]

I have YouTube videos about that game that are old enough to vote

[gloomy tartan]

👏🏼

[woven sigil]

I played a PS1 Jurassic Park game, not sure it was that one tho

[marsh iris]

jurassic games for jurassic people

[gloomy tartan]

The models in genises was peak

[jovial mist]

real shit lol

[gloomy tartan]

Soooo much character

So unique

Remmeber carcaradontosaurus

Black and red

[jovial mist]

these mfs went to school with the dinosaurs theyre playing with

💀

[gloomy tartan]

Arco was a cool brown bronze with spikes

[fallen tree]

i wish i still had my "1000 games on one disc", there were some bangers on there

[gloomy tartan]

Ok ok wait

[obtuse oak]

The kill animations dawg

[fallen tree]

theres a dnd like one ive looked for for a long time, never found it

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the original x box

How you could play music

[obtuse oak]

They had 4 variations for Trex vs Spino

[gloomy tartan]

And it would have a crazy background

With different fractils and shit

This some real old head shit lmao

Playing music cds on the og x box

[obtuse oak]

Man.

I really am getting old.

[fallen tree]

[woven sigil]

Dunno if it worked on the first xbox, but you could put PS1 disks in a CD player an they'd pick up the OST's off em

[gloomy tartan]

The original music visualizer thing on original Xbox ruled

[fallen tree]

not old, just more refined

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[gloomy tartan]

The visualizer was crazy bro

https://youtu.be/vTKVdMw3zYg?si=rUpFtmZ1DUDeJ0Z6

Here’s a video of it

Fuck I wish I could turn my original Xbox back on idk if I even have it

[obtuse oak]

I remember watching that Windows pipe screensaver for ages because i wanted to use the computer but internet was expensive so I'd just do shit like that

https://tenor.com/view/windows-98-windows-95-windows-xp-screensaver-wallpaper-gif-12602925664780580990

Remember that shit

[gloomy tartan]

The music visualizer on it was so legendary it was different depending on what music you put

[somber stream]

I'm surrounded by dinosaurs

[marsh iris]

i like the maze version

[gloomy tartan]

Why doesn’t the Xbox have the music visualizer anymore man

[fallen tree]

yeah the maze was cool too

[gloomy tartan]

I would stare at it

Jamming out to music

Why did we stop doing music visualizer shit it ruled

It was different for every song

[misty smelt]

respect your elders young whippersnapper

[gloomy tartan]

Better than ai lol

[fiery wave]

You seem to be asking for a bolt to the skull.

[somber stream]

It's okay

I'll be joining your rank in 2 years time

[gloomy tartan]

Then your rank resets

[somber stream]

1 year and 1 month, actually..

[gloomy tartan]

And you have to climb the leaderboard again

lol

[fiery wave]

Yeah, still an infant though.

[somber stream]

👶

[fallen tree]

anyone play soul reaver? raziel gave me nightmares because he had no jaw

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll age up

From a fetus to a baby

[fiery wave]

OG?

[marsh iris]

Ranked elderboard

[fallen tree]

yeah

not the ones before where you play as kain

they should reboot that series it was very cool

[marsh iris]

deckard cain, stuff some jewels in a peg leg give it to him and fight cows

[lilac crag]

said the more grounded and mature one

[somber stream]

I'm anything but lmao

[lilac crag]

take your flowers and shut up old man

[fiery wave]

Raziel? I just know I had 2 on PC back in the days and kept getting lost.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey other old heads

Remember when shrek came out?

God that was magical

[obtuse oak]

good question

[gloomy tartan]

Pre shrek and post shrek

[obtuse oak]

I think people became accustomed to listening to music while doing something else

[gloomy tartan]

Like before and after Christ

[fiery wave]

To be fair, I was like 8 years old playing it but still.

[gloomy tartan]

I think that’s exactly it

Apparently you can download visualizers on Xbox still but it doesn’t come built in

[fallen tree]

yeah, i got lost all the time and never beat it. ive seen videos way later and the end game stuff looked crazy

[obtuse oak]

the only place I'd still expect to see and enjoy a visualiser at would be at a dj show or smth

big screen behind the stage

[gloomy tartan]

I googled if my Xbox has one i don’t know about and it says they can be downloaded on App Store

[delicate vapor]

Usually kill the door dash guy after he brings me my food

[gloomy tartan]

Having it built it the og Xbox was just convenient and neat lol

[delicate vapor]

He has served his purpose

[fiery wave]

Just the early part was boring lul.

[marsh iris]

plays Like Humans Do - David Byrne on windows 95 media player

[fallen tree]

extra food for later

[gloomy tartan]

I guess it became less sought so it wasn’t worth including anymore

Makes sense it’s a waste of memory etc

[delicate vapor]

Wth is your profile

[obtuse oak]

I listened to a burned cd with linkin park's meteora album while reading artemis fowl novels when i was 11

[fallen tree]

garut turned to chaos

[obtuse oak]

thought i was so fucking cool bro.

[gloomy tartan]

Glad you can still get it off the App Store tho

[gloomy tartan]

I beat that

[delicate vapor]

Wasn’t that already

[marsh iris]

ï̴̥t̷̤̾'̴̰̃ș̸̑ ̵̤̏ń̶̢o̴͖͛t̸͆͜ ̶̮͌m̸̳͝e, iț͂'̵͙͗s̸͕̉ ̵̖́y̷̜̎ö̵͇́u̷͔̔

[gloomy tartan]

I was into blink 182

Still am

[fallen tree]

no he was only mildly tainted

now he is fully realised

[gloomy tartan]

I was jamming out to it in high school

[gloomy tartan]

Blink 182

It was already old when I was in high school lmao

Unironicly hum singing all the small things to myself as I walk to class

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Bannerlord here

I got a castle even though I did nothing to take it

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

People voted that you deserved it?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes, even though I voted for someone else to have it

[gloomy tartan]

Lame

Castles are resource dumps

[acoustic pebble]

But regardless!!!

[marsh iris]

TAKE ALL THE CASTLES

[gloomy tartan]

Hate when they give you locations in fuck all areas spread out

[acoustic pebble]

I SHALL BOINK MY WIFE TONIGHT!!!

[acoustic pebble]

I will make babies with her

Our children will be monsters!

[gloomy tartan]

I hope you only produce daughters

I curse you

[acoustic pebble]

THEY SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!!

[gloomy tartan]

Only women

[marsh iris]

i̷ ̷h̷o̶p̵e̷ ̷y̵o̶u̴ ̴a̴r̶e̶ ̸r̶e̴a̷d̸y̴ ̸m̴y̵ ̵d̸e̷a̸r̴ ̵e̸l̷i̵o̸s̵

[acoustic pebble]

They will still be strong

I see no downside

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t women leave your clan

If they Mary

Daughters I mean

[acoustic pebble]

Not Nords

[bronze wren]

The magic 8 ball said it will take them

[acoustic pebble]

They will remain

[gloomy tartan]

Really?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Neat

[acoustic pebble]

They're pretty fair practice

[gloomy tartan]

That was allways shitry for other factions

[marsh iris]

battanian girls or sturgian girls

[gloomy tartan]

Like either your daughters never Mary

Or they leave you

[fiery wave]

Uhh, you seem to have forgotten.

[acoustic pebble]

Not mine

[gloomy tartan]

That’s nice

[acoustic pebble]

They will be strong

And my wife has tattoos

So will my children

[gloomy tartan]

I’m proud of you

[marsh iris]

battanian?

[acoustic pebble]

Nords

[twin flower]

They shall be conquerors

[gloomy tartan]

Gartut likes his batanians

Mhm

[acoustic pebble]

The Battanians are gone

[gloomy tartan]

I like empire and the knight guys cuz they have cool armor

[acoustic pebble]

The Sturgians of all people eliminated them

[twin flower]

They have great archers

[twin flower]

God dayum, how far along is your campaign now