general-chat

[visual vortex]

😌

[hazy kestrel]

Perhaps one round of Mordhau before sleep…

[dire kayak]

@fair bridge

[visual vortex]

I remember when my brother got a girlfriend my dad told him not to get her gregnant

[formal mortar]

10 rounds

[hazy kestrel]

Perhaps…

[visual vortex]

5 hours pass

[timber elk]

After months!

[visual vortex]

All losses

[hazy valley]

Yeah and I'm a lesbian so that would be really weird

[timber elk]

Your lamb just got a new platinum

[twin flower]

There's suddenly sunshine outside your window

[hazy kestrel]

You never lose when you’re a bard player

[visual vortex]

That i remember

[timber elk]

I got the platinum trophy for khazan the first berserker

[visual vortex]

Factual

[formal mortar]

There no sunshine out mine

[mystic fossil]

i don't like souls games cuz i can't reach max speed

[visual vortex]

I feel like we might actually do the event before the class even drops

[dire kayak]

@modest flume most of my mutant grabs there were because i couldnt hear them

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude.

[hazy valley]

How far along are we

[visual vortex]

3rd to last

Im looking rn

[formal mortar]

It'a night

[twin flower]

50mil I think

Out of 60 atm

[formal mortar]

8 months

[visual vortex]

50,904,748/60,000,000

[visual vortex]

This is what happens when you give the community 5 aquilas

Wolfer gets beaten into the dirt

[formal mortar]

It's like when you give a mouse a cookie

[twin flower]

I think if we get the whole 500 I think it barely covers anything tho

[marsh iris]

beatened up, maimed, mutilated for mere scraps

[mystic fossil]

wolfer the rejects have been motivated with an ounce more rations what do we doooo

[formal mortar]

500 aquilas covers rent

[visual vortex]

Who cares free money for killing people

[grizzled plover]

It is part of a 900 aquila cosmetic thats good enough for me

[rain idol]

You give the darktide community something to do and i think they would figure out how to put out the sun If you gave 100 Aquilas

[visual vortex]

They'd do that for 10

[grizzled plover]

I still think 5-10 aquilas should be rewards for finishing penance milestones

[fair bridge]

@dire kayak number 67 on the global darktide leaderboards thats so sick

[marsh iris]

id kill wolfer for a slice of cheese

[visual vortex]

Id kill wolfer

[twin flower]

wait wuh, how do u check that

[visual vortex]

Because he would make a funny sound

[grizzled plover]

I'd kill wolfer for femcannon

[fair bridge]

um heh you need to be a top player 2 see them....... heh....

[true widget]

yep,, pretty serious business

[hazy valley]

[hazy valley]

It's a rat

[true widget]

I can see them cause im number. 1

[hazy valley]

It might even be a skaven

[marsh iris]

wild

[fair bridge]

ur like number 8 actually lol theyre taking your access away soon

[twin flower]

oh god

[visual vortex]

I am so good at darktide im not even ON rhe leaderboard

[fair bridge]

guess u better get ur rank up

[marsh iris]

mprat

[hazy valley]

I join so many servers idk what I even have as emotes until I check LOL

[true widget]

nope wrong

check again loser

[visual vortex]

#3.5 🤯

[grizzled plover]

I'm dogshit at darktide im bottom 50 players

[grizzled plover]

heresy is a peaceful life

[marsh iris]

rude, wheres baldo

[modest flume]

I joined like 3 servers for the emotes and they don't disappoint

[visual vortex]

I kill heretics because it's fun

And they make explosions when popped

[hazy valley]

I have so many servers I am in for emotes/stickers/memes and they're all muted

[marsh iris]

i bet my tongue fits between baldo's side hairs

[grizzled plover]

muting this server rn

[visual vortex]

The last leaderboard i knew has this one guy that got exposed for duping grenades in the middle of his videos and took it down out of shame and didnt get his spot removed

[fair bridge]

never posting him again because of this

[modest flume]

[marsh iris]

NOOOOOO

[vivid zinc]

In Diablo 4 right now there's people on the top of the leaderboards who've used 3rd party programs to spoof network traffic in order to get completely impossible gear when upgrading. Who TF hacks network traffic in a PvE video game to get impossible items?

[mystic fossil]

💀

[mystic fossil]

how do you get impossible items in diabl0

[visual vortex]

The one i was in was a pvp game

[dire kayak]

you make me so fuckin made,,,,,

[visual vortex]

A fully grown man used a dupe method and a light aimbot to kill children in game to stay on the leaderboard because he was so ass and couldnt adapt to the rapid influx of players

[vivid zinc]

Basically they're spoofing network traffic to Blizzard servers to flood it with item upgrade requests which all get processed at once.

[visual vortex]

I encountered him in game and beat his ass with a sawed off shotgun

[visual vortex]

I was 60,976th place and beat someone who's supposedly good with one of the most nerfed weapons in the game

[marsh iris]

sanck

[visual vortex]

Metal sonic for movies when

[mystic fossil]

dammmmmmmmm techs i never could even think abt

[flint terrace]

man i try to pareticipate in this event but it just dosent work properly, nomatter how many Idols I destroy, I get 0 progress

[marsh iris]

fatshark feature

[visual vortex]

Are you decoding the skull at the center?

[flint terrace]

what you mean?

[visual vortex]

😌

🙏

🦶

[flint terrace]

when I click tab it just says, destroy idols and secure mechanicus artifacts

[visual vortex]

Okay

So when you destroy them

There's a skull at the center

Hold e or interact on controller

And you'll make progress

You can also pick up dropped skulls on the ground for extra points

[flint terrace]

after I shoot them they just disapear though?

[formal mortar]

You also get progress for the team destroying skulls on the ground

[visual vortex]

What does?

[flint terrace]

I shoot idol, no skull it just disapears

[twin flower]

Should be able to interact with them after its destroyed

[tired inlet]

typically around 100-150 skulls per game, which I think is being multiplied by each player for totals

[twin flower]

The broken pillar should stay

[true widget]

maybe a teammate already interacted with it

[flint terrace]

Thiers that many idols?

[visual vortex]

Skulls

That many skulls

[acoustic pebble]

A very funny bunch

[twin flower]

The thing that drops

[visual vortex]

HELLO JAKKA 🙌

[flint terrace]

I dont see the enemies dropping anything?

[acoustic pebble]

ARE YOU THINKING I'M WRONG YA GIT?!?

[flint terrace]

am I stupid?

[fair bridge]

temp 100F im gonna die

[twin flower]

Hmm

[visual vortex]

Possibly

[acoustic pebble]

ANSWER ME OR I SEND YOU TO MELK TO MAKE CORPSE STARCH!!!!!!

[marsh iris]

NO YOU are funny bunch, im being serious

[visual vortex]

No

I wouldny NEVER doubt you

[flint terrace]

im really confused now

[acoustic pebble]

GOOD!! Because if ya do, I'll skin ya AND EAT YOU MYSELF

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

When you kill an enemy

They drop a green skull

It will be highlighted on your screen and on the floor

[formal mortar]

Break the pillar, then interact with the skull floating in it. If someone already did then it counts for everyone. Also destroy skulls on the ground. If you have 0 progression then you and your team are doing neither of these. If you still don't understand then watch a video online

[acoustic pebble]

Also...

GODDAMNIT!!!! I SAVE MY WIFE IN BANNERLORD AND IT FUCKING CRASHES?!?

And she's a hot tomboy with tattoos!!!

[visual vortex]

Jakka has game 🙌

[marsh iris]

[vivid zinc]

No waifu for you!

[acoustic pebble]

I always look after my women

[acoustic pebble]

SHUT IT RUNT, OR I SHUT IT FOR YA

[visual vortex]

This is why you are my favorite

[acoustic pebble]

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

[visual vortex]

I would never forget you

[hazy valley]

well you two are married so

[visual vortex]

Im nlt that gay

[vivid zinc]

Reminds me of that X-Men character who's super power is to be forgotten the moment someone stops looking at or thinking about him.

[timber elk]

And im feeling……..

gooooooood🎶🎶🎶

dances to jazz music

[dire kayak]

theme of this stupid cat

[hazy valley]

I want that power

[acoustic pebble]

You'z loyal, not gay. It's differnet

[visual vortex]

Im gay enough to kiss the homies good night but not gay enough to get married with the homies

[vivid zinc]

Right? It would be fucking AWESOME

[acoustic pebble]

BUT IF YOU THINK WRONG, I'LL SLAM YA AGAINST A BOULDER

[timber elk]

Nobody cares about my trophy

[visual vortex]

I had a trophy once

[acoustic pebble]

Do I get a piece of it?

[mystic fossil]

your khazan platinum?

[visual vortex]

Used it to squish a bug

[acoustic pebble]

Sike

[mystic fossil]

congrates

[acoustic pebble]

IT'S MINE

[timber elk]

At least you heard :]

[mystic fossil]

good work

[formal mortar]

Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay tho

[dire kayak]

sneezes plastic dust

[timber elk]

everything was fine until the FFFFFFFFFFFF-

FUCKING

collection achievements.

[dire kayak]

so thats where my mouldlines went

[visual vortex]

That's what they want you to think

Wait

[timber elk]

Probably the most ass type of achievements in achievement hunting

[visual vortex]

Other way around

I think

[formal mortar]

It's only gay if the balls touch

[marsh iris]

corein the psychopath wife

[visual vortex]

And you dont say no homo

[timber elk]

Thank you fat rabbit :]

[vivid zinc]

Thought that was if your streams cross

[formal mortar]

No homo doesn't counter balls touching

[vivid zinc]

Fuckam I gay>

[visual vortex]

That doesnt count

[formal mortar]

Crossing streams is fine

[visual vortex]

That's like a fountain

[vivid zinc]

lol

[marsh iris]

the splashes tho

[mystic fossil]

yes

[timber elk]

holds up a very expensive camera recording the conversation

[visual vortex]

Never let the splash touch you

That makes you gay

[marsh iris]

[mystic fossil]

are we all gay?

for eachother?

[visual vortex]

No

[vivid zinc]

We're all coocoo for coco puffs!

[visual vortex]

But i heard some male lions have become gay because two gay dudes decided to bang in front of lions

[marsh iris]

can we reverse time and pee back in the balls

[visual vortex]

That can happen

Kind of

[vivid zinc]

Back in the balls? Son did you fail 4th grade anatomy?

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

[vivid zinc]

For Christmas do you need a voucher for Sylvan learning center? 😉

[formal mortar]

Sylvan learning center feeds nothing but misinformation

[vivid zinc]

They're funded by David Icke's lizard people!

[formal mortar]

That's where Wimp Lo went to school, and we all know he was taught wrong on purpose

[marsh iris]

reminds me of red dwarf series on a planet that have everything go in reverse, the felinoid had to poop but its reverse

[sudden skiff]

What

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

Im so lost now

[visual vortex]

I almost failed geometry once

[vivid zinc]

Ooooh boofing poop. Somene flag Missus in here.

[sudden skiff]

I passed geometry and still don’t know how to use a protractor

[timber elk]

What

[visual vortex]

I passed by 1%

[mystic fossil]

WAGHHHHH

[sudden skiff]

Dude how do you use the triangle

[timber elk]

I had a really shitty math teacher during high school

[visual vortex]

i dont know

[sudden skiff]

I got a 98

[visual vortex]

But i can tell you my geometry teacher hated my guts

[timber elk]

She refused to allow us to explore and solve math problems even when we had a easier solution to solve said problem

[visual vortex]

She also dressed like a little girl for some reason

[timber elk]

Even if it led to the same result

[marsh iris]

gotta fit in

[visual vortex]

Ngl i just make shit up until i get the answer

I genuinely gave up on complex math

[timber elk]

It even showed our work but she was such a stubborn…….nah I’m not gonna say it. That’s too nice for even her.

[sudden skiff]

I think all math teachers are like that because the state makes you have to do things with the way they are taught since it’s on standardized testing for the state for the state to get increase funding for their public schools

[visual vortex]

I think they also just hate us

Either way ive learned far more from my woodshop teacher than any other teacher

[timber elk]

I understand that. But for like tests and exams? Absolutely. Used the method we used all session long to solve the problems.

[marsh iris]

got a good teacher, i was a lousy maths student but hey I got good grades for 'O' levels

[sudden skiff]

Remember that nerd that rapped about not learning how to file taxes in school

[visual vortex]

B-but

[timber elk]

But if you’re handing out regular math assignments and refusing to allow students to complete the work they see fit? Becomes a problem.

[sudden skiff]

When I filed my taxes it was literally easier than middle school homework

[visual vortex]

You know that y=mx+b

W-what do you mean you dont know how to file taxes?

[marsh iris]

new curriculum, tax maths

[visual vortex]

y=mx+b...

That would actually be better than whatever they taught us ngl

[timber elk]

Useful skill? Holy shit might actually wanna learn this.

[sudden skiff]

I commit Tax fraud by mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[timber elk]

But all seriousness my math teacher was such an asshole.

[hazy valley]

why are the French so mean

[visual vortex]

Unsurprisingly if you give students worthless subjects they'll never use and grow to hate they wont pay attention

[sudden skiff]

I’d be mean too if I lived in piss city

[visual vortex]

But if you give them actually useful life skills they'll willingly learn

[timber elk]

But I had a really cool math teacher during freshman year.

His name was Mr chinchilla

[hazy valley]

they live here in Vegas with me

[timber elk]

Dude was like the whitest Gangester boy ever

[hazy valley]

they forgot my potato chowder but the salmon brioche is really good

like so, so good

[sudden skiff]

Move to Utah and start a cult

[visual vortex]

Michigan

[timber elk]

but he was such a cool math teacher

[timber elk]

Yup

[nocturne bloom]

lmfao so LoL has that skin gacha thing they do for specific skins. last one i got the skin in 1 pull. they added a new skin today and, 1 pull i got it

[timber elk]

But he was a really good teacher and taught some good math.

[hazy valley]

hey come to Vegas

[visual vortex]

You either become a wannabe gangster or you become a blue collar guy or a hunter

[nocturne bloom]

1 skin someone would prob spend like 160 bucks on

[timber elk]

Too bad he left during my 2nd year

[sudden skiff]

Let’s go gambling

[nocturne bloom]

i got 320 dollars in skins for $8

[visual vortex]

☹️

[timber elk]

Than I got stuck with the shitty red head math teacher

Which I didn’t wanna learn from her at all.

[hazy valley]

spending $320 to get a skin on pure gamba sounds really dumb tbh so I'm glad you got it right away

[visual vortex]

I dont learn because all of my teachers were passive aggressive assholes

[hazy valley]

for every lucky duck a new fool is born who thinks just one more pull just one more pull it has to be the next pull

[sudden skiff]

If anyone asks why live service games are shit point to people gambling hundreds of dollars on a gacha skin store gimmick

[nocturne bloom]

did you not read my last message

[timber elk]

I had a really cool history teacher. Called everyone jackasses and was like extremely good at basketball

[hazy valley]

yeah you got it right away

but if someone did gamba that hard

and lost that hard

[nocturne bloom]

1 would be guaranteed in 160 for most people if they paid

[timber elk]

Really chill guy.

[hazy valley]

I'd point and laugh

[visual vortex]

My teachers acted like they dont want to be there

They probably didnt honestly

[timber elk]

You didn’t had a single teacher you liked?

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

[nocturne bloom]

i got 2 skins technically worth 320 combined for $8

[visual vortex]

Hang on let me think

[timber elk]

Oof

[sudden skiff]

I don’t think I’ve had a single bad teacher I lucked out

[visual vortex]

Two teachers

In all my life i have had two teachers i liked

[nocturne bloom]

you wouldnt because at 160 it gives it to you no matter what

and you get 2 months to get it

[left night]

I've also been lucky with awesome teachers

[hazy valley]

I hate one teacher who was really, really racist against asians and played favs with the latinos/latinas in her class until she got fired from my high school

[sudden skiff]

You seem to be the common denominator here

[timber elk]

WHAT

[visual vortex]

Im mentally slow elaborate

[timber elk]

WHO THE FUCK HIRES SOMEONE LIKE THAT

[hazy valley]

it's ok she taught social studies so she was never important

[left night]

Thats wild

[sudden skiff]

Oh that’s crazy

[visual vortex]

My old teacher from elementary now has an israel flag on her social media work account as the banner

[timber elk]

FUCK IT EMPLOYS SOMEONE

[left night]

Yikes

[hazy valley]

that's the only time I've ever had a bad teacher

every other teacher was amazing

even into college

[sudden skiff]

You know that theme where someone has a problem with everyone they met so you start looking at them

[visual vortex]

What?

[sudden skiff]

That’s right

[visual vortex]

No my teachers just sucked

Like they all were passive aggressive

The two i liked actually taught

[sudden skiff]

Im sure they were but it’s funny to me to make baseless accusations against you

[visual vortex]

The others just gave you papers and expected you to learn it without help and if you needed help they basically mocked you for it

[sudden skiff]

I hate those teachers/subs

[visual vortex]

Also they hated me and my family because my dad exposed them for cutting corners so they didnt have to help me with my issues

[sudden skiff]

Lawsuit

[visual vortex]

I think that's what happened i didnt even know it happened

[sudden skiff]

That’d be crazy to sue the state education department and win

[visual vortex]

I mean i think he did or it got settled under certain agreements

Either way my teachers suddenly recognized me and become more spiteful of me

[sudden skiff]

Imagine how mad they’d be

[shell goblet]

so the communal Dark Rites counter is totally completely fake and is just going up on its own whether we play the event or not right ?

[sudden skiff]

Should assert dominance by asking to use the bathroom then Roblox smirk at them while pissing your pants

[visual vortex]

Imagine being so childish that you need to output your spite on some child because you got caught cutting corners to ignore them

[visual vortex]

I graduated that school ages ago

[sudden skiff]

No counter is real

[sudden skiff]

They allow visitors?

[visual vortex]

Only if you're a parent i think

[sudden skiff]

Give birth

[visual vortex]

I dont want kids

[sudden skiff]

Put it back when you get access to the school

[visual vortex]

You can pretend to be mine

[sudden skiff]

So then you won’t have to raise it

[visual vortex]

A petri dish of my gravy?

That's my son

50 million cells

[somber stream]

Are we KidTiding

KidTide

[visual vortex]

No im just making a joke

[light obsidian]

where os lfg?

[shell goblet]

that's crazy i didn't think that many people care to play the event after finishing their own personal tasks lmao

[somber stream]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[visual vortex]

I play the event because i like when the heavy stubber shoots fast

[sudden skiff]

People want free in game money

[shell goblet]

mood i've been enjoying punching them with gauntlet lmao

[visual vortex]

And having Ogryn be a normal speed and not slow af unsurprisingly actually makes him somewhat threatening

[sudden skiff]

I can imagine a few people have like a few currency already and just need a little more to unlock something

[visual vortex]

Wait guys they accidentally buffed ogryn fuck

[light obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-guys-look-back-hold-hands-gif-14267492

[visual vortex]

Fatshark needs to remove 90% of his weapons

[somber stream]

😳

[sudden skiff]

Fatshark is listening

[marsh iris]

hows the flight

[somber stream]

Flight to where

[marsh iris]

plasticland

[mystic fossil]

little saint james

[sudden skiff]

Oh boy

[somber stream]

Oh that's Sunday

[visual vortex]

Flight to new Jerusalem

[mystic fossil]

WE CRUSADE

[somber stream]

I still have today and tomorrow with you lovely bunch

[marsh iris]

wait for the demons to come

[visual vortex]

Unfortunately

Jk we love u licht 🙏

[mystic fossil]

guys we should all not talk in chat for 2 days

[marsh iris]

only you chungus 😠

[visual vortex]

Guys we should pretend that when licht returns we actually all died and he has been gone for like 50 years

That would be soooooo funny

[mystic fossil]

sorry Gar

[sudden skiff]

Who the hell is licht

[flint terrace]

@visual vortex I tested it again, I shoot totem, says totem destroyed, nothing left behind, no skull to break or interact with

[marsh iris]

jk bunnyboy

[visual vortex]

😌

[somber stream]

I'll be gone for about a week

[visual vortex]

Was anyone around it?

[somber stream]

So back around 8th

[sudden skiff]

Oh that’s litch

[visual vortex]

We LOVE licht

[flint terrace]

nope, and progress still didnt go up

[visual vortex]

🫶

[visual vortex]

Strange

Id ask fatshark support

If they have one

[somber stream]

I ADORE YOU TOO FISH

[visual vortex]

Nice joke licht

[somber stream]

👍

[mystic fossil]

where you going

[marsh iris]

to find wife

[somber stream]

Seoul

[visual vortex]

Seoul?

[somber stream]

Business trip

[flint terrace]

ima validate files and see if something bugged out

[somber stream]

Yeah Seoul

[visual vortex]

Licht is diving into the depths of his soul

[flint terrace]

then ill try 1 more time, and if still ill make ticket

[sudden skiff]

Licht is selling their kidney to pay off loans they got to pay for their Marvel Rivals skin addiction

[visual vortex]

Aye

[mystic fossil]

business trip to find wife?

[nocturne bloom]

give every single mom my number please

[mystic fossil]

LMAO

[visual vortex]

Easy there lamia

[marsh iris]

join the squid games

[nocturne bloom]

$5 per mom

[mystic fossil]

lamia comes back just for this

[dire kayak]

wuncanit benou

[visual vortex]

If kariens around she'll make fun of us wanting to date moms

[somber stream]

I prefer my goon custom made so i stick to Skyrim

[mystic fossil]

US? twin is that you?

[visual vortex]

Haha

Goon

[mystic fossil]

henlo missus

welcome to freaktide

[sudden skiff]

Goon central. I wish skyrim was never created

[visual vortex]

No one time me and lamia were talking about old women and karien made fun of us about it or something

Man we cant have shit

Cant have hot older women 😡

[marsh iris]

i wonder why they would cover your trip expense knowing you leave in a month

[somber stream]

It's to train their teams

[visual vortex]

Licht is master splinter

[marsh iris]

plan an escape just in case

[somber stream]

Also to process my transition while at it

[nocturne bloom]

im making a woman happy and giving kids a father. im a good person here

[visual vortex]

Licht we are so proud of you for transitioning

🙏

[marsh iris]

[sudden skiff]

Make sure you get a recording of you crying when they change their last name during the graduation

[somber stream]

Yeah i'm transitioning the fuck out of the company

[visual vortex]

Some men drown while we die of thirst

😞

[vivid zinc]

And some refuse to drink water even when a bottle is pressed against their lips.

[visual vortex]

Thought european companies were supposed to treat their workers well

[somber stream]

I do remote work for Koreans

[sudden skiff]

This was me for like 2 years

[visual vortex]

Some men wont even eat the free buttered lobster...

[visual vortex]

Olay nvm this explains it

No explanation needed further licht

[vivid zinc]

Yeah bad relationships do that lol

[marsh iris]

think you could observe the amount of people using plastic over there?

[sudden skiff]

Oh I thought this meant not getting hints

[vivid zinc]

Plus dating is expensive af and the economy has gone to shit

[visual vortex]

Licht give us a number of the safety nets

[sudden skiff]

Make more money

[somber stream]

I'll take pictures

[visual vortex]

Why date when i can go home and play pc?

Pc will never leave or disappoint me

[visual vortex]

is Seoul in korea?

[vivid zinc]

Unless they want to come play pc too. That's pretty awesome!

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that'd be cool

[somber stream]

It's the capital city of South Korea, yes

[ancient violet]

People always had bad relationships

Just look at the boomers 😈

[visual vortex]

As if we're better

[sudden skiff]

We are

[visual vortex]

TAKE PICTURES OF THE FACTORY SAFETY NETS PLZZZZ 🙏

Also tell us if the women are pretty

Or men

[sudden skiff]

Imagine the femboys in seoul

[somber stream]

Potato corn dog

[sudden skiff]

Win in squid game and you get 100

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

I need to tell you a secret

[vivid zinc]

I'd sell them to Fulgrim 🥒

[dire kayak]

do orks sneeze

[sleek harness]

Also you goober

I need to tell you the secret

[dire kayak]

tell me

[sleek harness]

You remember Maxine?

[dire kayak]

yuhh

[sleek harness]

She's alive and well

[dire kayak]

yippeee

[sleek harness]

She's not coming back yet

[ancient violet]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

[sleek harness]

Hopefully she's alright

By now and by then

[mystic fossil]

Could a ogryn beat yujiro hanma

[timber elk]

Remember ray?

She’s still at college last time I heard

[sleek harness]

No

Who is Ray

[timber elk]

Oh

Um

[sudden skiff]

Who is ogryn

[astral basin]

“Potato corn dog”
First thing i see

[mystic fossil]

Me

[sudden skiff]

Oh okay probably not

[timber elk]

Somebody I used to talk to and tease a lot

[sudden skiff]

Bro had to think about it

[timber elk]

Yeah….

Me isa not a smarta lambo :[

[sudden skiff]

Boy wth

[timber elk]

What

I just said I’m not smart

[timber elk]

Look at those chompers

[elder merlin]

I already know you're gay

[simple cliff]

Here I am. PLaying auric with a heavy sword and having to carry because 3 crushers is too much.

Just 3 crushers and some regular units. Not a boss. Not a horde. Not anything. They all died to just regular ol crushers. One of them died to one crusher after I had killed the other 3.

[astral basin]

Work being messy
Just glad that I’m not working

[sleek harness]

I am not gay

Maxine said that she's alive

Specifically to you

[elder merlin]

Oh nice, Axte was tellin me too

[astral basin]

I keep forgetting Paul is a shark now

Not a clown

[elder merlin]

What is Maxine up to? I only heard a little bit of recent stuff

[astral basin]

Or whatever else he’s been lately

[elder merlin]

Chimera

[hazy valley]

wait there was another clown??

[sleek harness]

I used to have a lot of people who I considered friends and teased

Until I blocked them without thinking twice so I can move on

[astral basin]

Technically, correct
The best kind of correct!!

[sleek harness]

Wrong one

[astral basin]

Op

[sleek harness]

What

[astral basin]

I had to search who maxine was

[marsh iris]

underaged dog girl?

[astral basin]

Indeed

[junior crag]

reapers are still so annoying (and buggy)

[astral basin]

Left twice claiming amnesia or something

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

She got her own thing that needs working on

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[marsh iris]

blocked by skaven

[astral basin]

This is why i avoid being chronically online!

[sleek harness]

I used to go by Dumb Scav by them

[astral basin]

is on discord 24/7, the gamer mental illness platform

[somber stream]

Happy ending:

[junior crag]

yeah i hate reapers, if you cant get to them in 10s are pretty much done for

[marsh iris]

sounds familiar

[fallen tree]

certainly a few here that should log off for a bit

[sleek harness]

No it doesn't

[left night]

Even worse when they have the height advantage

Like up on a ledge

[hazy valley]

I wonder if anyone has blocked me

I've been annoying at least once

[dire kayak]

me cause im evil

[lilac crag]

yeah ME!!!!!!

[astral basin]

Taco bell is busay tonight

[sleek harness]

You can check everyone's profile to find out

[astral basin]

my burrito gonna be fresh fuck yeah

[sleek harness]

If it's blacked out and no bio shows up it means you are blocked by them

[lilac crag]

I've surprisingly got very little blocks for how much time I spend here

[hazy valley]

Oh I've never seen that before

[dire kayak]

i only block people who've been assholes to me

[sleek harness]

When you appear once in 3 weeks:

[dire kayak]

or transphobes

[lilac crag]

blame my mania

[astral basin]

Alex haunts the zealot chat from time to time

[lilac crag]

yup

I used to quite enjoy zealot chat

[dire kayak]

ciaphas cain lives there

[sleek harness]

Everyone who got me blocked in this server disappeared btw

I am not joking

[astral basin]

THE hero of Imperium?

[sleek harness]

They blocked me, then they would never talk here again

It's so funny

[fallen tree]

that means you won

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[dire kayak]

#zealot-class message

[sleek harness]

I killed them though the computer screen

[lilac crag]

hi I'm radioactive :3

[candid drift]

hi radioactive :3 im chat

[hazy valley]

even after they blocked you they could see you still here and were malding

[candid drift]

💃

[lilac crag]

I'm only aware of 2

[astral basin]

Idc about the block function all too much
I dont do dms enough to warrant it
The ignore button was a fine addition

[hazy valley]

me when my Skitarii pulls out the Radium Carbine she snuck in

[lilac crag]

hello milkisfish!

[astral basin]

How tf
6 of the same emote?

[dire kayak]

discord blocking does basically nothing without plugins

[hazy valley]

wait what's the difference

[lilac crag]

ouuuuuuuhhh

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am one of the people who keeps this server enjoyable

[marsh iris]

discord blocked message display is more annoying

[fallen tree]

i only block compromised accounts. never block the opps

[lilac crag]

goober is beating me up

[hazy valley]

yeah you're pretty chill

[candid drift]

would be nice if there was a setting or smth for this

[dire kayak]

blocking should just make the person's messages completely disappear and ignoring allows you to see the messge

[candid drift]

same with ignored dms showing at the top of your dms

[marsh iris]

and no i dont wanna use vencord or sum shit

[hazy valley]

yeah if they just straight up removed messages entirely without showing hidden messages that would be better

[dire kayak]

even reply messages they should be gone from the face of the earth to you

[lilac crag]

true,,,,,,

[dire kayak]

especially you....

[astral basin]

Server wise it’s functionally the same
Ignored message
I think you can still hold dms w people youve ignored though. And its not like a hard “fuck off they aint talking to you” thing either

[lilac crag]

wHAT

[dire kayak]

you stole all my toys.....

[sleek harness]

Imagine using modified discord just so you can make blocking actually decent

[dire kayak]

killing you

[lilac crag]

i was bore.d....,..,.,m,

:((((

[astral basin]

“Stole all my toys”
Le concerned

[marsh iris]

toys..

play toys with me

[sleek harness]

Watch out for the Grinch this year

[hazy valley]

probably plushies

or minis

[sleek harness]

Minis

[lilac crag]

yeah that

[marsh iris]

or or

[sleek harness]

Goober liked painting minis

[lilac crag]

blocking should only be given to the irrational imo

[sleek harness]

Likes*

[lilac crag]

most of the time you can talk to ppl if youve got a problem w them

[astral basin]

Stealing mini seems like a good idea 🤔

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough one of the zealot chatters has me blocked for over a year

[dire kayak]

the toy dump truck is my favourite.m....

[lilac crag]

yes well, you don't hang out there so you're fine

[astral basin]

Who needs the backlash of crunching them when you can make the magically disappear

[lilac crag]

drives it on your head.........

[lilac crag]

:3c

[candid drift]

i don't disagree but i do think you don't owe people the chance to have like a clear conversation. i think it's ok to block/ignore ppl that annoy u even if it's not that deep and i think a lot of online communities would be healthier for it rather than trying to fight each other

[sleek harness]

Wdym fine

[candid drift]

i used to mod a big server and that kinda stuff came up all the time

[astral basin]

I’ve seen memes of people eating other people’s magic gathering cards
Wonder if it’s the same for Warhammer

[sleek harness]

Are you implying that worse things would happen to me if I stayed there longer?

[lilac crag]

yeah

[sleek harness]

Like what

[astral basin]

How is it? Warhammer gets brand capitalized, but not magic the gathering

[lilac crag]

that's also true tbh

[dire kayak]

radioactivity

[sleek harness]

That makes sense

[astral basin]

I’m mostly just ignore people with a penchant to do nothing but shit post

Like. Actual word, vomit type of people who just type out random 2 to 5 word phrases for no reason.

[fallen tree]

6 7

[marsh iris]

me

[jaunty path]

youd never ignore me

[candid drift]

⁶🤷‍♀️⁷

[dire kayak]

blocking everyone so i can have the server to myself

[fallen tree]

best one ive seen. idk if thats good or not

[astral basin]

We would never
Wed block you instead

[marsh iris]

#skitarii-class message

[fallen tree]

knowing someone put in time to animate that i

dont feel bad for wasting time

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

“God i feel bad for being in bed all day”
“At least you didnt make hadron do the 6 7 hands”

[astral basin]

DAY IS RUINED
i went looking for the dancing sister sticker

[fallen tree]

wait they removed it?

[marsh iris]

yeah lol

must be the boobs

[somber stream]

It's the boobs

Confirmed

[marsh iris]

boobs are illegal

[somber stream]

BoobTide 40K CANCELLED

[fallen tree]

dicktide is in

[marsh iris]

users must have them removed at the nearest boob removal center

[fallen tree]

[astral basin]

They needed room for a skit sticker

Le sad

[marsh iris]

disposal unit plays

[lilac crag]

thightide when

[fallen tree]

at least rannick dancing will never go away

[surreal onyx]

Mornin, lads and lasses!

[astral basin]

Wrong one

That was the correct one

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[marsh iris]

i should make a dancing morrow

[dire kayak]

they wanted to punish us for asking for 67 hadron

[astral basin]

Morrow dancing.

[fallen tree]

this is so fucked up

[dire kayak]

swagger definitely dances

[astral basin]

We need morrow doing the old viral guy in the speedo and bandana

[somber stream]

Coming soon to the commodore store as kitty outfit and thigh-high socks for Skitarii and its fanbase

[astral basin]

Licht

Dont make promises that wont be kept

[somber stream]

I made no promises

[lilac crag]

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOO

[marsh iris]

imagine the nuts and bolts joints poking through the stockings

[hazy valley]

Ok I'd wear it

[surreal onyx]

[somber stream]

For the Owomnissiah

[dire kayak]

sameeee

[somber stream]

I'll take my leave

[marsh iris]

heresy desu~

[astral basin]

NOT EVEN THEY HAVE THE DANCING SISTER

AAAAAAAAA

[fallen tree]

lo-fi hyms to pray to the god emperor to?

[fallen tree]

[marsh iris]

lo-gothic

[astral basin]

Twinkarii

[marsh iris]

tech yogurt

[somber stream]

YOgurt mentioned

Initiating protocol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTE-gFPsTgw

[marsh iris]

no way yt recc you this too

[surreal onyx]

I think I’m gonna try that Speed Freaks game today. The Ork racing game.

[dire kayak]

i like to imagine an exhausted tech-priest trying to control like 6 skitarii that have way too much energy

[marsh iris]

get out of my algorithm

[somber stream]

No brother

[surreal onyx]

[somber stream]

Our algorithm collided

It is now Ourgorithym

[dire kayak]

my fulgurite electro-priests arrive today

[marsh iris]

OURgorithm

[fallen tree]

yogurt male wtf is this

[dire kayak]

electro-priests TODAY

[somber stream]

Yeah that makes more sense

[hazy valley]

someone linked yogurt male earlier

idk what it is

[dire kayak]

based is what it is

yogurt males are the true sigma males

[marsh iris]

yogurt is a wild term its funny

[dire kayak]

wait does it actually mean something serious

[somber stream]

Intelligent, independent, calcium rich, sexual.

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

i thought it was like

people who eat yogurt too much

[hazy valley]

can't I just be a clown instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nFJqjtws-c

[drowsy lynx]

Yogurt good

[marsh iris]

yogurt together

we join via surface tension and viscosity

[surreal onyx]

You crazy kids and your internet lingo.

[hazy valley]

I am none of these things

[dire kayak]

realest thing ever

[dire kayak]

REEEAAALLLLL

[somber stream]

You are neither yogurt nor male

Only make sense

[astral basin]

Rice
Pudding

[marsh iris]

gooburt

[surreal onyx]

Rice pudding is ok if made right.

[dire kayak]

im gonna open a yogurt and glue company

[astral basin]

Mid rice pudding
But with cinnamon

[surreal onyx]

[surreal onyx]

I’d add raisins too, but that’s just me.

[astral basin]

You’re a freak

[surreal onyx]

Meh. Been called worse.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do xenosaurs already exist in 40k

[surreal onyx]

Uh, pretty sure they do.

[dire kayak]

fuck

[stuck sapphire]

is no mans land hard?

[dire kayak]

i spent the past 2 days writing the biology for them not knowing they already exist

im so dumb

[surreal onyx]

The hardest thing is getting everyone to acknowledge the timer.

[lilac crag]

yours is cooler

[marsh iris]

just ping the fuck out of the sanctuary

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, well, they freaking ignore it.

[fallen tree]

or people go to open the door way too early

[surreal onyx]

Early is better than late.

[marsh iris]

solo to the sanc and trigger, they will come

[surreal onyx]

Late you get nothing. Early, you probably have something.

[fallen tree]

true, but if the match just started and someone is opening the door, welp

i mean extremely early

[surreal onyx]

Oh, yeah. That’s not happened to me yet.

[marsh iris]

they added the rad stims, which is nice

[hazy valley]

no but if you have an inexperienced team they might wander out into the open on certain parts of the map and get shredded by gunner fire

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could glow

[surreal onyx]

After the no man’s land event, I gave up on that mode. I lost more faith in humanity than I thought was possible.

[marsh iris]

glow in the dark sponge

[gloomy tartan]

Lantern sharks glow

[dire kayak]

#zealot-class message

[surreal onyx]

I think I saw somewhere there’s going to be a cosmetic called Xenos touched. That could be your glowy stuff.

[astral basin]

Bro, I ordered a six dollar burrito
And Taco Bell tried giving me a two dollar one
I get they had like 10 people that they were trying to serve through the drive-through
But for fucks sake

[stuck sapphire]

i got no team and died on the first boss

damnation is empty i guess

[surreal onyx]

Never trust the drive through, man. Always verify, and when they disappoint—and they will—going and make their day longer because they can’t get simple shit right.

That’s not me saying to harass them, that’s me saying to hold them accountable and get what you paid for.

[astral basin]

OK so
It was 100% an accident
They had my actual order in there still
I end up getting a free two dollar burrito because I touched it

[surreal onyx]

Oh, damn. Good stuff!

[fallen tree]

ez win

[surreal onyx]

Anyone ever try that Baja Blast pie that had awhile back?

I meant to try it, but at $20 per pie, I couldn’t part with the cash.

[fallen tree]

that thing looked radioactive

[surreal onyx]

And you had to buy the whole pie.

[hazy valley]

it's a lot better with a team

[astral basin]

They didn’t have that here

[hazy valley]

I'd volunteer to join you but I must sleep for work tomorow

[astral basin]

I did hear a rumor that they’re making nacho fries permanent though
Instead of four months on six months off

[surreal onyx]

Oh, I don’t imagine they would. It was an older promotion.

[surreal onyx]

Yes. That’s true. At least, they did so at the one I go to.

[astral basin]

If it was longer than four years, then I wouldn’t know about it

[surreal onyx]

Ah. No, this was last year.

[astral basin]

Yeah, no we just had two different mini pies the apple and the volcano fudge

[surreal onyx]

Epic.

[astral basin]

And this was like three months ago

Three dollars a pie though so

[fallen tree]

apple pie 🤤

[surreal onyx]

That’s… not terrible I suppose. Given inflation and whatnot.

[astral basin]

Palm sized pie
They outta be 2, maybe 2.50

like. 2 and a half bites sized

[surreal onyx]

My wife wanted “fancy pizza.” So, I made her a sausage, artichoke, garlic-basil, and goat cheese stuffed crust pizza from scratch.

🤘🏻😎

[astral basin]

Sexy

[fallen tree]

holy crap

[surreal onyx]

I can cook, man. However, the instant it becomes mandatory, it’s not fun for me anymore.

[fallen tree]

true

[surreal onyx]

So, I seldomly cook but on special occasions to keep the passion for the craft up.

I’ve got a pic of the final product, but nowhere to post it here. 🤔

[cosmic burrow]

Dad cooking once a year

[cosmic burrow]

#ogryn-class

[astral basin]

Or. Or. Get some basic bitch easy make stuff like burger elper and pizzaz it

[surreal onyx]

Ok, it’ll be there in a second. Lol.

[fallen tree]

i must eat with my eyes

[dire kayak]

man

[surreal onyx]

It’s there. Go eat with your eyes!

[fallen tree]

did you just use a oven?

i havent had homemade pizza in so long 😩

[surreal onyx]

I did. Yeah.

Needed about… 30 min or so at 450F because of the irregular thickness of the dough.

[candid drift]

I'll give u my homemade pizza which I cooked from frozen in the oven of my home

that pizza looks lovely tho

[surreal onyx]

I used to be able to make it pretty even all around, but it’s been a minute since I’ve had a request for homemade pizza. lol.

[fallen tree]

frozen pizza can look pretty good too ngl

i just did a grocery shop today.. maybe next week will be homemade pizz

[surreal onyx]

That’s the spirit!

[surreal onyx]

If you’re looking to make stuffed crust, get some cheese sticks from the refrigerated section and fold the dough over them where the crust should be. 😎

Just make sure the dough is tucked and pinched well.

[fallen tree]

yeah my partner loves cheesy crust she cant get enough

i will have no choice

[surreal onyx]

If you’re looking be even more fancy, melt some butter and brush it on the crust and top with Parmesan.

Before or after you cook. Whatever the preference.

[fallen tree]

perfect

boy i sure am hungry

[whole glade]

is the baki animes anygood?

[surreal onyx]

Oh! And this is critical, don’t forget to score the dough before you add sauce and toppings.
You’re basically keeping the dough from bubbling up when it cooks.

[somber stream]

Pizza me plenty

[lilac crag]

Bagel me surprised

[fallen tree]

i wanna try making vegetable tempura one day too

[surreal onyx]

Nice

[gloomy tartan]

We should make a boat

That feels like a fun thing to do

We can fill it with explosives and blow it up over the water

[surreal onyx]

[hoary basin]

anyone know how often the shop items rotate

[fallen tree]

every 2 weeks

[whole bough]

chat

does flamer resist on curio

its for scab and tox flamers both right

gameslantern only says tox flamer

[surreal onyx]

They will rotate again this upcoming Thursday.

[candid drift]

works on both

weird that the game description is dreg only

[hoary basin]

hell yea

theirs a elysian and cadian skin with the visor helmet now right?

[dire kayak]

where are xenos dinosaurs even mentioned in canon

[stark bobcat]

every other Thursday with it sometimes being delayed near big updates

[formal mortar]

Shop items never rotate, they take naps

Time to be a liability in some matches

[paper dragon]

anyone wanna hop on? im new and i like the game but i low key dont like playing with randoms cause no one communicates

[formal mortar]

I'm just running auric event matches

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075 You can ask in your region for a quick response from the more active players also looking for a group. Make sure to include your fatshark code in your name or your post so its easier to make a group. To find this code, social menu then press E

[paper dragon]

thanks bro

[stark bobcat]

fastest response is joining a channel and linking the voice and letting others know what you are looking for

[formal mortar]

Ainz are you goated in cs2?

[rancid shore]

top o the morning to you all freaktiders

[stark bobcat]

maybe?

I'm still new to CS

[formal mortar]

Ah

[stark bobcat]

I just mess around

with my gf

[formal mortar]

I'm bad at it now

I used to make money playing it

[stark bobcat]

I was a val player

[rancid shore]

i played only deathmatch in cs

[stark bobcat]

so I have some skills but CS is a bit different

[formal mortar]

Yeah the aim can transfer over

That's about it

[stark bobcat]

ehhh, alot of gameplay strats do as well

[formal mortar]

Pacing is all different from what I experienced when I played val

[stark bobcat]

the main thing is bullet spread

and how many guns there are

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[stark bobcat]

and just getting used to source engine again

[formal mortar]

I didn't play too much val admittedly tho

[stark bobcat]

was immortal for a few season like 4 years ago

3 years?

forgor

[formal mortar]

Nice

CS you only really need to know your ar's spread, after that just general spread for some guns

In comp at least that's all you really use

I should play again sometime

[stark bobcat]

I only play office in Silver 1

its so funny

[surreal onyx]

[stark bobcat]

I can hold W and knife 5 people

[formal mortar]

lmao

Hostage matches are the most chill

[stark bobcat]

yeah, from what I gathered the older maps like nuke and office have the chillest players

[jaunty path]

@simple cliff As a vet, do you get free MREs?

cuz todays scrandle is looking very MRE

[simple cliff]

[jaunty path]

https://scrandle.com/

[simple cliff]

No. If we aren't given them we can buy them from commisary. Also I am not a vet because I am unfortunately still in for another two years.

[jaunty path]

oh what

Heck.

Either way

A little bit of this looks nastey..

fucking cig rations

[simple cliff]

They all look a lot worse then they taste if they makes you better. Only like 2, maybe 3, out of the various menu items I would call 'bad'.

[jaunty path]

And what you get can vary so much

augh.

Just give them oatmeal

I could eat brown sugar oatmeal for the rest of my life

[simple cliff]

Rule of thumb. The less meat, the worse its going to be. Because veggies tend to preserve the worse in the retort pouches.

[jaunty path]

Most of it is meat, and thats my mentality with scrandle rn actually

[marsh iris]

meat...

[jaunty path]

Mm meat

[marsh iris]

yes

[lofty falcon]

Me at

[marsh iris]

Me@

[twin flower]

🥩

[surreal onyx]

#40k-lore-chat lol!

[rose nova]

finished my first true solo

i think i need to lie down

[jaunty path]

congrats

[rose nova]

thanks

[surreal onyx]

Get some!

[hazy valley]

Congrats!!

[rose nova]

Morrow sent me in alone as a joke

[surreal onyx]

The man survived Armageddon. He knew what he was doing. 😎

[somber stream]

The urge

To consume a whole can of Sardine

[jaunty path]

Guys

I think my moms eating the fucking sugar

🥀

[somber stream]

Is she ill

[hazy valley]

like just eating plain sugar??

[jaunty path]

In a variey of ways

[surreal onyx]

Get some ritz crackers and enjoy.

[hazy valley]

or like in tea or something

[jaunty path]

pouring a metric FUCK ton of sugar in her lemonade

[hazy valley]

that's odd but like not as odd as I thought
I imagined she was just taking a spoon to a bag of sugar and going to town holy shitake mushrooms

[somber stream]

I'm thinking of just the sardines

[jaunty path]

a good fuckin portion of our sugar container disappears after she makes one

[somber stream]

Make some chilli flakes

[jaunty path]

[hazy valley]

lemonade is DELICIOUS but wow that sounds excessive

[surreal onyx]

That works too

[hazy valley]

I had one recently and it was a very tasty snack

would recommend

[somber stream]

So having an entire can of Sardine by itself isn't a taboo? Interesting

[formal mortar]

You can have all the sardines

[hazy valley]

I don't think so no

[formal mortar]

I don't like sardines

[hazy valley]

Mind of Sardine

[jaunty path]

This sugar container holds like around 2 pounds of sugar

I fill it up

looks okay for a day or two

suddenly

it looks like a monster look a big scoop out for his coffee or whatever

[hazy valley]

your mom sounds like she makes lemonade like how I've seen people from the south make iced tea

[jaunty path]

like

[hazy valley]

just like a metric fuckton of sugar

[foggy wagon]

maybe she running a 20k after that

[hazy valley]

like I've visited a friend in Arkansas and watched her make iced tea

[marsh iris]

yooooooourrr moooooooom

[hazy valley]

and saw how much sugar she put in and wondered if it was even safe to drink

[jaunty path]

Only thing this bitch runs is her mouth