general-chat

[somber stream]

There's a Mosasaurus on my Dr Pepper can

Who's the client type of this brand?

[delicate vapor]

lion piece of chicken

[azure cobalt]

I can't name my arbite SpaceIRS..that sucks

[south valve]

Lion el Chicken

[azure cobalt]

Or even IRS

[patent grove]

Thunderchickens!

[fallen tree]

i guess the IRS exists even in 40k

[tawdry edge]

It does

[waxen sleet]

I named my Tarasha and her dog Konor

[tawdry edge]

One of the main priority jobs the Adeptus Arbites do is collect the Tithe from imperial planets

[waxen sleet]

The Ministorum

[tawdry edge]

They have total jurisdiction to kill if you fail to meet quota no matter how politically influentially you are

[dull hamlet]

What happens if you take Estrogen on one half of your body and Testosterone on the other

[fallen tree]

bad time to remember i forgot to pay my tithe

[waxen sleet]

You get a Slaaneshi Cultist?

[tawdry edge]

If they arrive in a world being invaded and their job is take the Tithe, they take it and go away
They don't care if you needed the materials of the tithe to win the war, they wont even help with the incursion

They take the tithe and just report it later

[fallen tree]

makes sense

[amber delta]

they cancel each other out and nothing happens, or you become a chaos spawn

[tawdry edge]

Yup

[fallen tree]

arbites are even cooler now

[dull hamlet]

Okay 40,000 gallons of testosterone

[tawdry edge]

They also have total jurisdiction to kidnap, interrogate, torture and kill whomever they feel like is guilty
Doesn't matter if you're a rogue trader, an inquisitor, the son of a noble, a governor. You are, by the Lex Imperialis, guilty and the judge, jury and executioner is the Arbites.
They are trained to accomplish all of those tasks with ease and they do not hesitate.

[little marten]

Why’s it so hot

[tawdry edge]

I'm here

[little marten]

🥵

Oooooooh

[winged falcon]

We started talking about arbites

[dull hamlet]

[tawdry edge]

You know that "by the Will of the Lex!" Quote? Yeah the Lex also tells that the punishment for some of the crimes the Arbites can accuse you if committing has generational punishment

[dull hamlet]

Arbites? 🐸

[tawdry edge]

Like "lashing for 5 generations"
This means the next 5 generations of your family tree is getting lashed

[amber delta]

thats cool but nobody asked

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[fallen tree]

why does arbites have a gimp mask as a possible head customisation tho

[pure quail]

sorry I went outside for the first time in a few months

[fallen tree]

thats all i gotta know

[amber delta]

👁️ 🫦 👁️

[south valve]

I've always thought of it that way 😭

[pure quail]

cause arbites is freaky

[fallen tree]

Bring out da gimp!

[limpid vigil]

Australians are the real freaks

They have a plant called gympie gympie

[winged falcon]

Upside down world

[prisma owl]

"Mauling is 300 Aquillas"

[limpid vigil]

Wich gives you poison x100

It is also called the suicide plant or as some locals call it "the anklebiter"

[fallen tree]

yeah i saw someone recently who suffered years from getting stung by it

[regal jasper]

Stop being hot here, u can just be hot w me

[fallen tree]

as a fellow australian, usually you dont walk into bullshit unless you're not looking

[fading otter]

My buddy just bought the class and I was helping him level last night, he said the exact same shit

[limpid vigil]

Yeah the vid where it flakes off like glass?

[fallen tree]

yea

[fallen tree]

great minds think alike

[limpid vigil]

I'm freaked out they call it an anklebiter

Like it makes it sound tame

[delicate vapor]

IOHHO

OHHHH

[south valve]

Ohio

[delicate vapor]

oh oops wrong server

[fiery wave]

When there's far worse...

[tawdry edge]

[limpid vigil]

You mean the snake eating spiders?

[arctic escarp]

domination kink maybe idk

[south valve]

I hired this Karien to stare at all of you

[fallen tree]

there is probably some underlying thing to it for sure

[fiery wave]

Just walk in the sea, lose your leg/arm to tiny jellyfish.

[limpid vigil]

Or a rockfish

Hate these fucks

[fallen tree]

my mum made me so afraid of rockfish as a kid

[fiery wave]

I mean, is an example. The jelly could even be dead and you lose access to your arm for ages.

[fallen tree]

god she is a hypocondriac and anxious woman

[limpid vigil]

Also ticks. Dunno if they have the kind that makes you allergic to red meat but i'm not gonna go find out

[vale patio]

guys tell me

what's the best way to get plasteel

[limpid vigil]

Are there portugese man o war in Australia?

[fiery wave]

Havoc 40 weekly chest.

[limpid vigil]

Cuz that is also a thing that would kill you

[fallen tree]

ticks are not fun, unless you can remove them properly

[dull hamlet]

Just eat them

[fallen tree]

might have to dig around in your skin a bit if the head comes off

but if you like man flesh, go ahead

[limpid vigil]

It's the only animal i know of that can give you an allergy

[tawdry edge]

This actually no idea but its based on a mini thi
Every 40k faction has a gimp-esque equipment on them

[vale patio]

isn't the box jellyfish one of the smallest ones but it's the most dealy jellyfish

[dull hamlet]

Teeth

[limpid vigil]

It force veganises you

[tawdry edge]

Skitarii have gimp masks

So do the sob, guardsman

Cultists

Marines

[fallen tree]

we get box jellyfish off the coast here in West Aus

[fiery wave]

They exist there.

[limpid vigil]

Like how do you make somebody allergic to meat as a bug. Like howwww

[obtuse oak]

middle right

[fallen tree]

brother got one under his swim shirt as a kid, fucked him up

[limpid vigil]

Hell nah

[thick coyote]

Quickplay damnation

[tawdry edge]

Removes the spikes and it loses all cool-factor

[fallen tree]

is it leather tho, they have some aura i just gotta know why

[south valve]

Just thinking about that guy above the dog and the unfortunate placement of his baton

[thick coyote]

You see
Submission
Thanks for coming to my ted talk

🗣️

[tawdry edge]

They are the interrogator masters iirc
Those boys will make you talk

[fiery wave]

Yep, and they are found in Australia. So... lul.

[fallen tree]

i guess the ones who make you talk learnt the hard way

[brittle sluice]

i joined so i don't look like i larp

[limpid vigil]

Shush or elese you will get turned into a pervi-tor

[tawdry edge]

[fiery wave]

They do, look it up.

[limpid vigil]

Hell nah as in i was expressing disgust

[fallen tree]

yeah, ppl meme about australia but theres some crazy shit. i almost got bit by a dugite (snake) as a kid, just trying to swim in my pool 😭

[limpid vigil]

I hate and am scared of these things

[tawdry edge]

You know whats worse? Theres servitors made for sexual pleasure

[limpid vigil]

Dear god

[fallen tree]

im listening

[tawdry edge]

Yeah theyre usually made at the request of nobles
They can be made out of anyone the noble wants. Even family members. No limit.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Why, IDK how ppl manage to stay there and even raise animals lul.

[south valve]

Of course you'd know this 🙄

[limpid vigil]

It's just the protogen USB meme all over again

[tawdry edge]

You actually don't want to. It's a lobotomized sex slave made out of anyone, do you get what I mean?

[south valve]

Ogryn

[winged falcon]

dahmer type shit

[limpid vigil]

Don't even start

[south valve]

Don't even joke lad

[fallen tree]

depends how close you live to natural vegetation. back then it was early 2000s, so a bunch of urbanisation and highways were being build and displaces the snakes into backyards. now in suburbia its fine, but the fringe suburbs i bet still have to deal with all the venomous things

[tawdry edge]

I mean it's easy to imagine that would exist. There's servo-skulls for anything you can think of, so there are servitors.
The difference between a sex servitor and a normal one is that the first one is made to keep its appearance and remain most of its body.

They are still conscious.

Its pure hedonism

[south valve]

wait WHAT

That's really fucked up actually

[fallen tree]

i need a bong servitor, hovering around me and auto packs it for me

[fiery wave]

Then again, Drukhari slavers. So not surprised. Is just another level of disgust at the Mechanicus and Imperium.

[fallen tree]

i didnt mean to reply, btu still

[rich bay]

Part of the 40k body horror charm

[tawdry edge]

All servitors are made to have some of its consciousness remaining
How much is purely dependent on which Mechanicus directed the servitorization. Some can even remember all of their life while being a lobotomized servant

[winged falcon]

when can i have a red name

[tawdry edge]

Yap a bit

[south valve]

I see I see

[fiery wave]

Even the non-venomous things will break you in ways.

[winged falcon]

yappin

[candid tapir]

I have come to once again ask that trappers be removed until their buggy bullshit is fixed. No more trapping me through 90 bulwarks and crushers. They need clear line of sight. If they hit a friendly, that friendly is trapped. Thank you.

[south valve]

What is your favourite faction? 👀

[tawdry edge]

You could theoretically have one, a servo-skull with a inhaler at the top

[winged falcon]

guard

[tawdry edge]

It's way more than body horror tbh

[winged falcon]

vostroyan first born more specifically

[obtuse oak]

that's right. it wouldn't be 40k if the upper echelons of imperial society weren't absolute degenerates.

[vague arrow]

Dev blog today! 💀 🗡️ 🛡️

[fiery wave]

They need to be shot first, but why would they shoot themselves.

[south valve]

If you keep talking here, at some point, there's gonna be a guy with a Welsh pfp asking if you like Krieg. You need to say yes. It's the only way we have save humanity

[river elbow]

What's popping, chat?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it's also something that nails the religion part as well, with Ecclisiarchy having Cherbus

[south valve]

Hi!

[tawdry edge]

Which is just lobotomized babies

[tawdry edge]

Lore talk

[south valve]

Oh yeah, did we get the next aquila?

[river elbow]

Type shit.

[winged falcon]

i do like krieg, too. theyre up there on my list

[south valve]

EXCELLENT

[tawdry edge]

@stuck crescent

[obtuse oak]

based

[fiery wave]

Someone is going to get shot soon.

[tawdry edge]

He is the sacrificial lamb

[obtuse oak]

also, can we get some Fs in the chat

[fallen tree]

F

[tawdry edge]

The breakdown of reality as we knew. RIP

[winged falcon]

it all started when harambe passed

[rich bay]

Threw our reality off the prime line

[tawdry edge]

Harambe was the fixated point in history, everything broke apart once he was shot.

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

classic

[tawdry edge]

Wrong one

[fallen tree]

[fiery wave]

If I end myself, will I be able to reset back to then? Heh. Well, no need to see the doomed world either way.

[fair bridge]

what the hell is she talking about

[fallen tree]

if all homebrew spacemarine chapters are canon, harambe's harbringers definitely exists

[tawdry edge]

The Death Monkeys chapter Ian created in his recent video

[lilac crag]

the jokaero marines...............

[tawdry edge]

I was laughing at their assigned chapter number

000-K

[fallen tree]

🦍

[delicate vapor]

when you turn 28 they kill you

[azure cobalt]

I bet I can't even name my dog Tax Collector

[thick coyote]

No we are not calling them gorilla grippers

💀

Golira

[azure cobalt]

Silverback Grippers

Theirs a wild gorilla on the Loose!

[main copper]

okay, so is Close Range Damage melee damage too?

internet was inconclusive

[marsh iris]

Hambe

[tawdry edge]

Name him Tithe Collector
Its the lore appropriate term

[azure cobalt]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Also GOLDSHINNN

[nocturne karma]

Anyone know what the data skulls are worth towards the event per skull for the community event?

[tawdry edge]

[azure cobalt]

I need this

[tawdry edge]

I can send you the server

[tawdry edge]

Check dms

[thick coyote]

near damage works for all damage you're doing, holds full value within 12.5m but then scales down as enemies get further away, till it does nothing at 30.0m & beyond.

Then we have the conditionals but don't worry about it

[marsh iris]

i need to do event but im burnt out 😂

[leaden flame]

hello, checking on the game for the first time in a while, any updates on the promised solo mode or still nothing?

[fallen tree]

is it just 10 event mission clears, like usual?

nothing on solo mode afaik

[leaden flame]

sad, ill try again next year, thanks!

[fallen tree]

[wet swift]

Is vermintide in eos?

I don't think it had extra content in ages

[thick coyote]

Axes buffed recently

New weapons planned for this year

[thick coyote]

dum dum and fire frenzy check for if you have ranged weapon in hand (so it only works while u have a gun in hand)
quick and deadly doesn't, so it just always works

[wet swift]

Wait for real?

[thick fog]

there was no promise of solo

[thick coyote]

It was supposed to be last year but then they postponed for 2026 but no news since

[delicate vapor]

2 9

[wet swift]

6 7

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Then we got some small weapon buffs/reworks

Because vt2 axes fucking sucked

Now it should be a bit better

[wet swift]

I recently got all the dlcs for vt2 with keys and I was like hmmm

The "new" characters don't have skins?

[lapis spear]

There was actually an early dev blog where it was mentioned solo is being worked on, but that it wasn't a priority

[thick coyote]

VT2 been going for 7-8 years now so idk

[wet swift]

Vermintide 3 when?

[wet swift]

To be honest I like VT more than DT

[thick coyote]

Verminous Dreams was ok

[leaden flame]

there is no war in ba sing se

[thick fog]

let me guess about 4 years ago

And swedish devs never get to promise much

[lapis spear]

It was around release time

[wet swift]

Especially the chaos wastes and the versus mode

But not many people play vt2 anymore

[thick coyote]

And before parting of the waves I'm pretty sure the game went a year without new content

[wet swift]

Fat shark devs can't do their jobs fast because they are fat

And they are sharks

[thick fog]

they are meant to devour all their work

[wet swift]

Sharks don't do well with computers 😞

[thick fog]

at least they dont have an arrow on their head causing brain damage

[wet swift]

💀

[thick fog]

and fumble at everything on their computers

[wet swift]

Yeah helldivers was getting crazy with all the drama and that

[thick fog]

It will continue to be

[wet swift]

I just uninstalled it because it was getting really boring anyway

The game was like gta for me , play for the first month like crazy

And then you just realize you are just shooting the same 5 mobs over and over on very similar maps

Wait a moment this is darktide

I guess both games suffer from the same problem

[thick coyote]

It's because they're both swedish 🗣️

[thick fog]

One has better swedishes working that dont keep fumbling at every patch

[thick coyote]

And soon they'll both be Warhammer related

[fallen tree]

must be good being game master joel

tweak a few numbres, write a flat story

[thick fog]

he getting paid more than the CEO

[fallen tree]

get paid

[trail bramble]

"do this impossible thing"
"you didn't do the impossible thing, this is a critique on fascism"

[fallen tree]

[leaden flame]

just incase you weren't kidding earlier, i found the devlog that promised solo https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/community-update-1-pre-order-beta-hotfix-1-0-6/56182

[fallen tree]

game was alright, it hasnt changed enough since. lowkey still salty ever since the railgun nerf

[fallen tree]

fuck em

[waxen sleet]

I need to pick up salt, ice, and juice after work today

[somber stream]

Where's the milk

[delicate vapor]

salt ice water

[fallen tree]

sounds like a good time

[trail bramble]

the Cold Drink (salty)

[waxen sleet]

No milk, making no blend slushies

Put juice in a small ziploc bag, put the salt and ice in a big ziploc bag, put the small bag in the big bag, and then shake

[trail bramble]

why not just put it all in one big bag

[waxen sleet]

bc then you'd have salty juice

[fallen tree]

i dont think youd want -yea

[bronze wren]

Why not put the juice and the ice in the same bag and hold the salt

[fallen tree]

isnt there an easier way to make slushies? i guess you'd need some device

[trail bramble]

counterpoint: what is a margarita if not salty juice

[waxen sleet]

bc the salt makes the ice colder than cold, and causes the juice to become a slushie

[trail bramble]

I be sipping on that salt rim

[fallen tree]

[waxen sleet]

Picking up said supplies for work tomorrow.

[delicate vapor]

[thin wagon]

There is an ice cream salt BTW that works best for this.

[bronze wren]

Salted caramel ice cream

[waxen sleet]

Standard table salt works just fine too

Been doing it every year

That and make slime and bouncy balls from scratch

[marsh iris]

gn chat 😔

[fallen tree]

im off to bed too, nini garut

sweet dreams

[marsh iris]

u2 ak

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet princes

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[stuck crescent]

🔥

[ocean siren]

Im well

[fair bridge]

screams

[crisp yoke]

🫂

[visual vortex]

Thinking

[waxen sleet]

Krieg Hater meet Smol Kriegsman... or have you both met?

[stuck crescent]

We have met

[ocean siren]

Is he your mortal enemy

[fair bridge]

might go to costco today

[waxen sleet]

Asking the real questions

[delicate vapor]

get me a hotdog

[trail bramble]

will it get 5 big booms

[waxen sleet]

a costco glizzy

[stuck crescent]

No

[waxen sleet]

why?

[fair bridge]

sucks that your uncle died let's give him 5 big booms

[stuck crescent]

Because

[waxen sleet]

fair enough

[crisp yoke]

We have

[visual vortex]

Did you know the people that do that did that on a plane?

[winged falcon]

😭

[stuck crescent]

Pfffttt, trench trash

[winged falcon]

bro i said first born are my fav

slander!

[jaunty path]

Beyblade beyblade let it rip

[visual vortex]

Vostroyan?

[waxen sleet]

I kinda like the Tanith Guardsmen

[jaunty path]

Chud

[south valve]

Spin 2 win

[winged falcon]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

They're ok

[visual vortex]

I could kiss you

[winged falcon]

Chud!?!?

Chuds like steel legion and krieg

[visual vortex]

But i think id get aids or some unknown disease so maybe not

[visual vortex]

I like steel legion

Im such a little fat chud 🫃

[delicate vapor]

wheres metal legion

[stuck crescent]

Wait, whats wrong with steel legion?

[waxen sleet]

Tanith is cool... they're like Cadians except less poster child

[visual vortex]

Steel legion when Tungsten legion walks in:

[jaunty path]

Won't stop whining

Piss colored legion

[stuck crescent]

No, that would be krieg

[waxen sleet]

Steel Legion > Iron Guard

[winged falcon]

Aids?!?😭 wtf

[twin flower]

Evenin gents

[hazy valley]

Good morning

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[stuck crescent]

Aka, the nerds that don't actually play tabletop but complain about changes to engineers

[stuck crescent]

noswaith dda

[tawdry edge]

QUICK SPACE MARINE LORE QUIZ!!!!

WHICH PRIMARCH FOUGHT DORN DURING THE SIEGE OF TERRA, INJURED HIM AND HIS FIRST CAPTAIN SIGISMUND?

[winged falcon]

Legion fans are fine in my experience but the kriegers are where you find more interesting personalities

[twin flower]

hatin as usual I see?

[stuck crescent]

Krieg.....interesting personality?

Good joke

[twin flower]

Uhh.. Fulgrim?

[tawdry edge]

Correct!

[winged falcon]

Like what i did there :3

[stuck crescent]

Fulgrim

[jaunty path]

Markiplier

[stuck crescent]

Yes, very funneh

[tawdry edge]

Which Legion had the space marine who created the iconic line "DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR"?

[winged falcon]

Wah ha ha

[stuck crescent]

Night lords?

[tawdry edge]

Correct!

[waxen sleet]

Word Bearers

oof

[jaunty path]

Boreal kitty don't worry about krieg hater.

Someday he'll be dragged away and made a gun servitor

[twin flower]

Huh, thought it was also WB

[stuck crescent]

V hehehohohaha

[fair bridge]

67th Metal Beavers

[tawdry edge]

Nope! The one who came up with the scream was Jago Sevatar!

[winged falcon]

Based

I should be made into a servitor or smth too

[hazy valley]

ANOTHER WHO CRAVES THE CERTAINTY OF STEEL?

[stuck crescent]

Sevatar said it first

[waxen sleet]

Isn't that one of The Flash's villains from DC comics? The god of speed?

[hazy valley]

LET US EMPTY OUR MINDS TOGETHER AND EMBRACE TRUE FUNCTION

[jaunty path]

You'll fit in fine here

[tawdry edge]

Which space marine legion created the first mutilator?

[jaunty path]

Steven Universe

[twin flower]

I honestly dont know much about the Night Lords yet

[waxen sleet]

Iron Warriors

[twin flower]

prolly the general gist but nothing like too in depth

[fair bridge]

The 67th Large Marges

[tawdry edge]

correct!

This is a tricky one

[winged falcon]

Six sevennnn

[tawdry edge]

Which space marine legion was the largest legion throughout the Heresy?

[amber delta]

your mom

[waxen sleet]

loyalist or traitor?

[stuck crescent]

My mom

[tawdry edge]

Overall

[obtuse oak]

Ultramarines I think

[twin flower]

Ultramarines?

[waxen sleet]

Luna Wolves then

[stuck crescent]

Jeez, uh, Ultramarines

[fair bridge]

the fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 67th Chud Canucks

[tawdry edge]

This is kind of correct
There were theories and suspicions inside lore that the Alpha Legion had the bigger number but no one could be certain
They always lied about their legion size when asked by those responsible by Imperial records

[stuck crescent]

Not like they'd ever use it effectively anyway

[tawdry edge]

Last one

Which Legion carried the Traitor Side of the Heresy the hardest?

[vague arrow]

Wherr muh dev blogs obese tuna.

[waxen sleet]

Oof... I know Death Guard, Emperor's Children, Iron Warriors, Iron Hands, Ravenguard, and Salamanders had the smallest due to the Dropsite Massacre

[amber delta]

space wolves

[waxen sleet]

Iron Warriors again

[twin flower]

Carried?

[tawdry edge]

YUP!

[jaunty path]

Roblox Survive the Disasters 2

[delicate vapor]

10

[tawdry edge]

Without the Iron Warriors, Horus would've never even reached Terra let alone been able to crack the walls of the Emperor's palace

[patent grove]

Word bearers certainly had a W for chaos on Calth

[jaunty path]

Chud trivia

[amber delta]

iron warriors didnt do half as much for the traitors as space wolves

[stuck crescent]

But "dorn would have done it faster"

[waxen sleet]

Meanwhile the Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, and White Scars carried each other for the loyalists the most during the Siege on Terra

[tawdry edge]

Correcting this
Yes, kind of
Jago Sevatar is his short name, his actual name was Sevatarion, however some would call him Sevatar or just Sev. He was the first captain of the legion in Curze's absence and literally was the sole reason the legion was competent despite its massive rates of inside betrayal

[twin flower]

Afaik Imperial Fists were like the only legion on Terra for like.. months? if I recall

[dire kayak]

i have awoken

[twin flower]

Surprised they lasted as long as they did

[twin flower]

goob morning

[tawdry edge]

Hatred just made it faster. Dorn was never better than Perturabo, Perturabo was just more paranoid and insecure about it.

[dire kayak]

mrrrow

[fading otter]

Mornin

[patent grove]

gm goober

[stuck crescent]

Dorn was better than perti

[waxen sleet]

Imperial Fists specialize in sitting behind walls and throwing projectiles at things from behind said walls

[stuck wasp]

Perturabo is really a bad commander though.
He had high attrition rates, was petulant and even decimated his own legion to make a point

[tawdry edge]

Physically? Maybe due to his enormous resilience
Mentally/intelectually? No

[patent grove]

And these were the mother of all walls

[vale patio]

I'm never playing mortis trials again bro

I did ALL OF THAT

12 WAVES OF BULLSHIT

FOR 60 PLASTEEL

[jaunty path]

Is it due to mid

[stuck crescent]

Intellectually: absolutely

[tawdry edge]

He did it on purpose, to rough out his legion so only the stronger could survive
Some were still killed due to him just bursting randomly in rage but yeah

[jaunty path]

Havoc bettah

[twin flower]

Yeah, they fought back against everyone Horus was with right, Iron Warriors, Emperors Children, the Death Guard. During the siege anyway

[tawdry edge]

Yeah sure let's just ignore the entirety of Siege of Terra and the Iron Dome

[fair bridge]

i turn into a telescope when i see your page

[arctic tapir]

What is up with the dudes that are level 40 in the hub? are they just people who have complete Havoc 40 on that character?

[stuck crescent]

Battle of phall

Battle of Tallarn

[short geyser]

What we talkin about?

[twin flower]

I think Perturabo does make great plans tho ngl

[short geyser]

Pretty sure yeah

[twin flower]

I read up his Infinite Citadel plan thru Kravek, its actually pretty goated

[stuck crescent]

Perti's inability to be flexible and change to the flow of battle greatly hinder him as a commander

[twin flower]

Nerding out about 40k, during the siege of terra

[short geyser]

Ah okay

[drowsy lynx]

It'll show your havoc rank associated with your account on any character you load

[stuck crescent]

Iron losers forgetting perterbrough lost to the Tallarn

[delicate vapor]

tortilla, pulled beef, bbq sauce, hot sauce, salsa

[drowsy lynx]

Which is how I show as havoc 40 when playing vet despite being shit with vet

[tawdry edge]

Dorn wasnt even in those, im talking Perty vs Dorn

[stuck crescent]

Uh, yeah, Dorn is still better than perti

[stuck wasp]

Cool motive, still a shit idea

[stuck crescent]

Because Dorn didn't lose to the Tallarn

[twin flower]

who are the Tallarn?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah cause he landed on a shitty planet and was raised a shitty person

[stuck crescent]

People act as of the Iron Warriors didn't have massive moral issues.

Like loads of them didn't switch side during the heresy

[stuck wasp]

IG regiment, they're the Laurence of Arabia inspired ones

[crisp yoke]

I’m tired eeepy

What to listen to

[twin flower]

Ooh.

[stuck crescent]

Eh, I always saw Perti's planet as "Ok" in the grand scheme of things

[patent grove]

There is a fantastic story featuring a tallarn guard regiment stranded on a desert world with tyranids

[twin flower]

Dessert nids

[crisp yoke]

Guys

My fellow people

[twin flower]

How'd that end up

[tawdry edge]

Planet was filled with wars and rival warlords that constantly planned against him as he was raised to be the master of the planet
Man was paranoid from infancy

[thick coyote]

My felonies 🗣️

[crisp yoke]

I’m not a felon!

I’m just a smol kiregsman

[tawdry edge]

Gtg work now

[patent grove]

Desert Raiders, by Lucien Soulban

[crisp yoke]

A smol one who listens to goodboy asmr

[tawdry edge]

Till next random space marine lore quizzes

[delicate vapor]

$4.4
$16.5
$4.20
$5.80
30.9

[stuck crescent]

His dad, not soo much, but still not the worst familiar upbringing of the primarch's

More over, I don't entirely believe he was AS bad as perturabo let on (going by the naming ceremony)

[patent grove]

It has a really great ending

[crisp yoke]

Morale

Need more of it

[stuck wasp]

Tbf, we only see his planet from his own opinion

[twin flower]

Looking them up, I kinda want a Tallarn Vet Cosmetic now

[stuck wasp]

We had a couple iirc

[stuck crescent]

His father still was a tyrant, but in the grand scheme of things. Eh

[stuck wasp]

At least inspired/similar

[twin flower]

unless we already got taht and im just blind as hell

[modest flume]

MORDIANS

[thin wagon]

Jolly good time playing Bullgryn. Kept charging into the mass gunner backlines and just absorbed all the enemy fire.

Great time

[delicate vapor]

[thin wagon]

Makes me wish I could play an Ork

[twin flower]

Hmm, can't say I like the blue atm

What are they known for

[pure quail]

eat chocolate

[dire kayak]

you could say this about most traitor primarchs tbh

[crisp yoke]

Nah

Ima listen to asmr instead

[hazy kestrel]

Maccabian Janissaries

[pure quail]

kriegsmen listen to mommy asmr to ready them for dying for the emperor confirmed

[stuck crescent]

I regret having eyes

[crisp yoke]

Good boy asmr is better

[pure quail]

well you are the krieg hater tbf

[pure quail]

why not both

[thin wagon]

AoS tide game based at the end of the Red Century when? Only canonical time I can think where humans and greenskins could feasibly fight along side eachother.

[pure quail]

you have two ears don't you

[crisp yoke]

I don’t have any good vids of it to listen to

[pure quail]

skill issue

[stuck wasp]

Could just lean on the Soulbound, that way you can mix and match any non-Chaos dude

[thin wagon]

Exactly my inspiration, my man 👊

[delicate vapor]

[thin wagon]

Sylvaneth and Stormcast as well as Seraphon can have both human and Ogryn sized characters.

[modest flume]

Kriegers are WW1 trench warfare specialists

Mordians are WW1 gunlines

They wear parade dresses with armor sewn into their uniforms, so they look spiffy but they actually are fairly well armored. They use ratlings and psykers to sniff out advanced positions before flushing them out. Their planet is a shit hole and everyone serves in the Guard; Their discipline is such that they give Commissars a run for their money.

They also have been able to squash the various cult uprisings in their planet, more or less by themselves

They shoot and advance

[visual vortex]

"Their planet is a shit hole"

Yeah

Everywhere in 40k is kinda like that

[delicate vapor]

Birmingham

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that existed too

Was it removed from modern 40k?

[sleek harness]

Fifth degree shit hole

[visual vortex]

🤯

[thin wagon]

You hyped for Deathmaster?

I sure am

[visual vortex]

Deathmaster is that skaven fame right?

[modest flume]

It's tidally locked so they basically live in twilight 24/7

[thin wagon]

Yeah 2027

[visual vortex]

Twilight?

[modest flume]

One half is an ice ball of death, the other half is a furnace of death

They live in the middle

[solid harbor]

Man, i have some opinions on the Iron Guard

[visual vortex]

I saw that game and was interested

Wish we knew more

[sleek harness]

Death what

[thin wagon]

2d platformer, pretty sure it will have Hollow knight elements

[visual vortex]

Oh

[thin wagon]

You play as an upcoming Skaven deathmaster

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

I thought it was a stealth game

[thin wagon]

Unsure, stealth assassin game is confirmed

I figured the 2d aspect might lead to a hollow knight feel. Also I figured GW would also try to bandwagon off of their hype

[visual vortex]

Ugh

[thin wagon]

Speculation of course

[visual vortex]

If that's the case all my interest is lost

[thin wagon]

Keep your eyes peeled. Don't believe me just cause I said it

[visual vortex]

But we'll have to wait for more info

[thin wagon]

I could he woefully wrong

[visual vortex]

I never believe ANYTHING

[solid harbor]

I think them and the Praetorian Guard are prolly the least inspired designs for a guard regiment i have seen yet.

I wish they were a little bit more experimental with their look, they're kind of lame

[thin wagon]

Good lad

[thin wagon]

Im a trust but verify guy

[visual vortex]

No

Im a

Only trust me

Guy

I can never lie

[pure quail]

imagine believing anyone

[twin flower]

huh, neato

[waxen sleet]

imagine imagining, or even believe in believing lol

[visual vortex]

Only believe in yourself

[thin wagon]

Sounding a lot like John Lennon there

[visual vortex]

Gaslight yourself into thinking you're the star child

[thin wagon]

Negative. Never believe anything 100% not even yourself.

[visual vortex]

You can trust me

[thin wagon]

False

[visual vortex]

Factually corrext

[thin wagon]

Correct isnt even spelled correctly.

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[twin flower]

[waxen sleet]

"Even if you don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you! Because yours is a drill that will pierce teh heavens!"

[visual vortex]

That's what im sayinnn

[obtuse oak]

These kinds of regiments are just old jokes by GW to give British military history nerds something to play with

[waxen sleet]

No, it's Gurren Lagann, not DBZ... there's no Saiyans here

[twin flower]

not the cat

[visual vortex]

I am maybe a saiyan

But you'll never know unless you give me all your money

[thin wagon]

Only downside to Ogryn maxxing on Auric Maelstrom on the 23rd is waiting for all the new Skitarii players to reach level 30 to join in on the fun

[waxen sleet]

What Ogryn call Skitarii? Tin Men? Metal Men? Spicy Air Men?

[thin wagon]

If I lock in just right and dont mess up. I'm immortal

[visual vortex]

Runts

[thin wagon]

Metal man seems appropriate

[delicate vapor]

mw4 got a full reveal today

[visual vortex]

It's ass

[thin wagon]

Looked it up. Sometimes they call them Thing-Fixers

[delicate vapor]

true slop

[visual vortex]

Pixelgun2 AI slop trailer is worse

[twin flower]

midern warfare

[waxen sleet]

I like that actually

[solid harbor]

I like how you got cyborg cossaks, WW1 inspired trench soldiers, Predator style commandos, and then there's just a 19th century british soldier from the Zulu Wars with a laser rifle

[visual vortex]

Tf2 ass roster

[twin flower]

well 40k is like satire to a lot of shit

[waxen sleet]

I hate, hate Mordian Iron Guard bc of this... they are so dumb looking

[twin flower]

Should look at Jopalls Indentured Squad

[waxen sleet]

That's not too bad...

[thin wagon]

Gotta have sattire when the whole universe sucks

[modest flume]

Iirc the Iron Guard are all gangers too, so they get drafted into the Guard to straighten them out

[jaunty path]

Mexican cartel guard when

[thin wagon]

Hive Gangers

[twin flower]

I think they got a bit of a look overhall from argameddon but their old art is just.. well, that

[modest flume]

What I love the most? They're not there for glory or honor

They do it for the job

[jaunty path]

And suddenly. I remember that one guy who wanted to make a mexican space marine chapter

[modest flume]

Real AF

[south valve]

They look like Napoleonic boys to me

Frenchies

[delicate vapor]

Crimson fist

[visual vortex]

"The difference between me and you is that I LOVE my job."
-Male bountyhunter

[waxen sleet]

One of the reasons I like Admech, they are literally the WORST and up there in being straight up evil with the Inquisition... but they do it with a certain style that cannot be replicated in other forms of media.

[thin wagon]

Thought of a joke, but it's bad so I had to fire the writer

[visual vortex]

Skaven

[solid harbor]

You know what?

An Aztec inspired Space Marine Chapter would go hard

[twin flower]

what chu meaan

[waxen sleet]

Exactly, in 40k Guardsmen have a certain substance with flak armor and weaponry that looks dope... they just are too "pretty" for 40k

[shy panther]

the admech arent evil, they have different moral compasses than the rest of the imperium, the inquisition is just an extreme version of the imperium's morals

[south valve]

Idk, I kinda like them..

[delicate vapor]

idk

[twin flower]

I definitely see more cloth than armor but Bushman said its sewn under the armor?

[waxen sleet]

Based. Literally the Lizardmen from WH Fantasy are like that... I could see an Ultramarine or Salamander successor chapter doing that.

[shy panther]

oh and the admech still work to a certain goal, while the inquisition is basically full of rich assholes that want to get richer and more powerful, see : Rogue Trader's xavier calcazar

[twin flower]

You.. dare?!

[patent grove]

How about some tanith drip. My psyker couldnuse a camo cloak

[shy panther]

cannibalism is good because we said it is, now go eat a literal person because it'll make the xenos give us cool guns

[waxen sleet]

They are evil. full stop. by most morals they are evil.

A necessary evil, yes. but evil nonetheless and I love them for it.

[waxen sleet]

Tanith is a less edgy Cadian, and I love them for it.

[south valve]

Cat lookin kinda tasty

[twin flower]

I'll remember this

[pseudo terrace]

you all will be thrown into the perpetual stew

[somber stream]

They're doing Modern Warfare 4 in Korea lmao

[waxen sleet]

Another for the Grandfather's Cauldron!?

[visual vortex]

Does anyone even care for that franchise anymore?

[shy panther]

disagreed, theres a lot of evil in the imperium, however they dont do anything "evil" out of want or pleasure for it, but simply to advance their understanding and research, there is a difference, and most of the time they dont have a choice because of the higher ups within the organization

[pseudo terrace]

dem gitz gonna get cooked

[patent grove]

for real, plus they got some legendary characters

[somber stream]

Sometimes gem like MW2019 emerge so i'll wait and see

[pseudo terrace]

maybe a collective total of 10

[somber stream]

Also it'd be interesting to see how they depict modern NK

[waxen sleet]

More people care about the Iron Hands chapter of astartes than they do for anything Call of Duty related.

[pseudo terrace]

easy, grey, soulless, fake grocery stores with fake fruit to fool tourists

[shy panther]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

pain

[waxen sleet]

So... just like the United States then?

(I am amercian, I can say that)

[dry turtle]

Mutan grabs are kinda weirding me out. Mutan runs passed me, I'm well at least 5 meters away because I'm watching it run pass. Once it gets about 10 feet away THEN I get grabbed lol? Might be latency idk.

[dire kayak]

who wanna see my attempt at painting rust

[waxen sleet]

is it more red or brown? brush or air?

[pseudo terrace]

idk where you live where it’s grey and soulless but i feel for you

[dire kayak]

brush and both

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like lag, dodge a step further to the side?

[waxen sleet]

neat.

[dire kayak]

red and brown with agrax earthshade

[solid harbor]

My main issue with them is more that, for satire, they don't really go too much over the top with the design.

You can see other regiments that are satirical of other history events or cultures, but they usually add more flare and exaggeration.

The Vostroyans are basically cossacks as i said earlier, but they got all of that cybernetic stuff added to them

The Catachan are basically Vietnam soldiers but roided up to the extreme

The kriegsman are ww1 trench soldiers, but they are contantly wearing gas mask and wear steel armor on top of the trench coats and have skulls in their gas masks.

Praetorian Guard and Iron Guard... Well, they don't really have any extra flare, if you replace their guns, they kind of blend in with the thing they're supposed to be a satire of.

I wish they were a little more over the top, is all

[delicate vapor]

is it goob approved

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[delicate vapor]

[pseudo terrace]

have you all played speed freekz

[waxen sleet]

Cadians, Tanith, Harakoni, and the like are the baseline expectation for the Astra Militarum and reflect most "modern" militaries.

Chem Dogs would be more Post-Modern... and i'd put Steel Legion with the Krieg thematically.

[waxen sleet]

Is th first layer red? or brown?

[waxen sleet]

Nah, Mechanicus 2

[dry turtle]

Even then it'll still happen a few times out of maybe 6 games. One time I was in a doorway off the to the side and again heard the mutant coming at which I moved over a bit. It ran through and passed the doorway and I got grabbed lol. Just wondering if their grab hitbox gets extended or something weird.

[waxen sleet]

I dunno? Would need to test it more...

[little marten]

Sorry have to self regulate that one

[somber stream]

Have you considered a career as a screen writer

Wait the fuck

[little marten]

(Because it’s true)

[brave slate]

Smart thinking. Why post it to a discord server for free when you could sell it to Activision for fat stacks

[little marten]

HELLO ACTIVISION PLEASE CONTACT MY PR MANAGER FOR OPTIONING OPTIONS

Or anyone who will hire me please I’m gonna be poor soon

[twin flower]

Hire this man

[little marten]

I will at least die rich in friends ☺️

[south valve]

I can see what you mean, yeah. They're not really doing anything more with the design to make it distinctly 40k and, in not satirising it, it almost kinda glorifies it

[twin flower]

Of that, I have no doubt

[sleek harness]

You can't sell your friends for beer money, Nurgle

[waxen sleet]

Perhaps some unique weaponry or a cultural bit might help?

[little marten]

Why would I sell friends for beer money I don’t drink often tbh

[sleek harness]

What addiction do you have

[somber stream]

Don't just casually delete art like that next time please

[little marten]

Ass

[sleek harness]

Pornography then

[waxen sleet]

Same.

[twin flower]

I think the only guard regiment I took an interest in recently are these Jopall fellers, they're only mentioned a few times but I dig their whole niche lmao

[little marten]

No

[sleek harness]

You can't sell your friends to buy pornography, Nurgle

[twin flower]

who buys porn

majority of it is free

[south valve]

Yeah maybe. I mean, ngl, I learned about the Iron Guard through you mentioning them just now and I thought I liked their design, so I don't really know what they're actually like. Maybe they should go ALL IN on the Napoleonic doctrine thing and say like, if they go even half a second too slow, the commissar shoots them?

[little marten]

When Tencent shadow CM scans chat the harsh truth would put me in deep water I could not put myself at risk

[sleek harness]

People with money

[little marten]

Why would you pay for pornography lmao

[somber stream]

I understand . .

[twin flower]

Case in point?

[sleek harness]

I gave you a case

Find out the truth

[little marten]

Money is a corruptive force in a world built on dog eat dog and seeming better than your peers

Everyone should show me there wallet and anyone with more then 10 euros gives me the cash then joins the firing line

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

The Commissars do that already across the Astra Militarum, but I see your point... Cyber-Horses might help too

[south valve]

True true

[little marten]

Money isn’t even gold back anymore bro ur literally trading toilet paper for booby videos

[south valve]

Power sabers??? 👀

[sleek harness]

Good thing 80% of people use virtual money

[south valve]

2 VERY different conversations happening 😭

[little marten]

I’m in the 20% can I have some

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

duality of gen chat

[little marten]

Fly me out to Brazil and we can start a beachside grill truck

Are you ugly?

If not we can charge people $2 for you to suncream them

[vivid zinc]

Yep and it's what's going to cause the USA to have a severe financial collapse once the bank runs start happening again. Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo

[twin flower]

this made me chuckle ngl

[dire kayak]

red

[solid harbor]

I learned about Fiat currency because of a Fallout video explainig why "NCR = Bad"

The world ia a funny place

[sleek harness]

Dude I don't think it's a good idea doing any business on the beach

Like

Really

[sleek harness]

Are you uglier?

[dire kayak]

i spent all my money on paint

[solid harbor]

If they speak portuguese, charge them in R$, if they speak any other language, Charge them in USD

[sleek harness]

When 99% of factions are evil:

[solid harbor]

You'll be scamming gringos in no time

[sleek harness]

Hey we should be scamming Nurgle

Not letting him into the scam business

[solid harbor]

He knows the tricks of the trade now, he can be part of it.

Gringos will trust that the other gringo is not scamming them

You gotta think big

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

What are you a crab

[little marten]

It’s only a scam if you’re ugly

If you’re some caked up beef cake I think people wont mind you rubbing them down with suncream

Don’t worry if I’m ugly or not I’ll be grilling in the grill truck

[vivid zinc]

It's almost like allowing banks to create 'bank notes' instead of currency that's backed by tangible assets is...IDK...fraud? lol

[little marten]

I would show you proof you’re wrong but I accidentally flew a plane into the building that had the proof in

[vivid zinc]

It's not like this is a secret. It's just a fact that people ignore because there's nothing they can do about it.

[sleek harness]

No, I was born in a country known for it's high crime rate

You wouldn't believe the genius ways that people found out to be able to mug people at the beach

[little marten]

The only crime I see is you not strutting down the beach with your glistening bod on display

[somber stream]

Do you need a bullet proof vest running a food truck

[little marten]

Not if the foods good

Even gangsters want to eat good food

[sleek harness]

No, you will usually get shot in the head

[somber stream]

So you're gambling on Nurgle's cooking skill

[sleek harness]

I?

[somber stream]

Which would be great, i'm certain

[sleek harness]

I didn't agree to any of this

[teal token]

E

[amber delta]

im in the prediction market on nurgle's cooking

[little marten]

You scrub down the wrong faveala lords wife you’re screwed

Don’t worry about me

Focus on your job

[teal token]

Hello comrade FS pls add Havoc quickplay
Hello comrade Nurgle Gamer

[little marten]

Yo 🫵

[sleek harness]

Jerry the Ignorant

[amber delta]

hello brother JerryGoh - numbers

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios
Hello comrade Foolish Skaven

[dire kayak]

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

[delicate vapor]

hello

[teal token]

Is the rumble have bugs?

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Goober would you buy Nurgle's beach fried crab

[little marten]

Check zealot chat

[dire kayak]

hm

[little marten]

Checkmate

[dire kayak]

yesss

[sleek harness]

What

[fading otter]

Just run an Army of Two themed food truck and then full armour and ballistic mask is just part of the uniform

[teal token]

For what god dammed reason I use the adhesive blessing and it bounced off Ogryns and monstrosities

But testing it in meat grinder it worked

[sleek harness]

I guess you are shooting at the wrong spots

[teal token]

Huh?

[sleek harness]

Or just being unlucky

[marsh iris]

🛌
🛏️

[sleek harness]

Garut

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[sleek harness]

Do you trust Nurgle's beach fried crab

[teal token]

Wrong spots?

[marsh iris]

cant sleep, i dont need my mind occupied with such questions

[sleek harness]

Yeah I don't know

Maybe you are shooting at the arm or something

[marsh iris]

hi jerry
goodnight jerry

[somber stream]

I crave springrolls

[teal token]

But it stick everywhere in the meat grinder?

[delicate kite]

I crave some juice

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[sleek harness]

Then I don't know

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Don't pressure me

[somber stream]

Juice yourself

Jello Herry

[delicate kite]

Juice

[teal token]

So Darktide is booshithing players?

[sleek harness]

Most of the time

[jaunty path]

a lot of the time yea

[teal token]

Hello comrade Missus

[sleek harness]

Drunkard

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Krieg_Hater

The Krieg is back

[sleek harness]

Ah yes, the most important sticker in the Iron Warriors Discord Server

[somber stream]

Weather forecast a fuckoff amount on rain, complimented by heavy thunderstorm on Saturday

[jaunty path]

hi

[little marten]

Ok I’ve sobered up now and am ready to rejoin the rest of the class

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[shut hull]

Anyone know the mechanics of the Dark Rites event missions? The idols buff enemies in a radius, right? And spawns increase if you don't kill them?

[sleek harness]

Oh god they are multiplying

[teal token]

More Krieg is coming in Darktide?

[sleek harness]

Theres two Gabriels

[pure quail]

why be sober when you can be drunk on love for the emperor?

[little marten]

Ok based

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 will add Krieg

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Imagine Helldivers get Hellgun before Darktide

[little marten]

The proof is in the name

[somber stream]

Hellgun, melta bomb by the look of it

[sleek harness]

Hellgun with medium pen

[delicate vapor]

Hellgum

[somber stream]

I am coping for a Bolter

[little marten]

Ok reinstalling rn

[dire kayak]

helgun with light pen

[sleek harness]

It should be anti tank

But it would be very funny if it was medium pen

[little marten]

Hellgun, chainsword, melta bomb, plasma pistol

[pure quail]

of course I am, I'm a Zealot player

[dire kayak]

we already got a plasma pistol doe

[sleek harness]

We already have a throwable melta bomb

[dire kayak]

they add a melta bomb and it's STILL weaker than thermite

[pure quail]

good blåhaj

[little marten]

Zealot supremacy

[sleek harness]

1000 damage
2 melta bombs

[somber stream]

Fuck i can see it

Helbore in Helldivers

[dire kayak]

60 damage light pen

take it or leave it

[somber stream]

Charge las rifle isn't a thing yet there

[pure quail]

I appreciate you

[little marten]

Laser lmg

[somber stream]

1 will be a Kasrkin by the models and the other is definitely a Krieg

[dire kayak]

i just want a laser marksman rifle already

[little marten]

Kasrkin is actually based

[dire kayak]

should've been krieg and elysians

[little marten]

I am considering getting some kriegsman don’t make fun of me

But I’d rather they didn’t saturate everything with krieg

[somber stream]

Yeah, backpack Hellgun i reckon

[somber stream]

Ely who?

[dire kayak]

krieg only match the helldivers through like 1 similarity

[little marten]

Helmets

[dire kayak]

they're like cadian tempestus scions i think

[little marten]

Mass appeal

[somber stream]

I know who they are

Iconics units, sells

[little marten]

DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM

[dire kayak]

truee

[sleek harness]

Imagine if we get catachans weapons and armor for the warbond

[little marten]

Licht Karen moment

[sleek harness]

That would be funny

[somber stream]

So we're getting poster boy #1 and #2

[dire kayak]

unfortunately

[somber stream]

Are you drunk Nurgle

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sleek harness]

You all are drunk

[little marten]

Yeah a tiny bit

[sleek harness]

I am the only normal person

[somber stream]

I too, am chugging Jager

[dire kayak]

you'd think supposed avid fans would pick more interesting regiments than krieg but GW does have the leash on them after all

[little marten]

More so the fact im on a 40 degree tube train

[whole glade]

When does Gyro and Johnny kiss?

[delicate vapor]

Gyro ? is that like some food

[little marten]

Krieg are clones right?

[sleek harness]

Gyro is a game

[dire kayak]

yuh

[whole glade]

jojos

[delicate vapor]

fuck

[little marten]

Cause that’s kids lame

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Instant disgust

[robust kindle]

elios hi

[sleek harness]

Hammer

[whole glade]

“Who goes there” ass Necron 😭

[little marten]

Gotta be real i like classic Cadian look the most

[sleek harness]

I win

[little marten]

More cadians in 40k please

[sleek harness]

Wrong one

[delicate vapor]

[robust kindle]

you lost

[somber stream]

The 'new' cadian looks so ass

Like, plastic soldiers

[sleek harness]

I thought we were playing Blade Hammer Axe

[little marten]

Yeah tbf the new painting style makes them look really comic

[sleek harness]

Lame

[robust kindle]

are you talking about the miniatures

[somber stream]

Both mini and cinematic wise

[little marten]

New cadians got that like muscle suit Disney hero vibe

That’s not how my intergalactic meat fodder should look

[somber stream]

Also apparently they'll go with the concept design for new Steel Legion

A big A on the helmet

[sleek harness]

Necron who slept for ages being woken up by a curious techpriest and their warband of 3000 skitariis

[vivid zinc]

To be fair if you ate nuti-paste with next to zero fat content all your life AND worked in the military you'd be shredded too.

[dire kayak]

ILL KILL YOU NEFERSHAH

[robust kindle]

Anyone played mechanicus 2?

[dire kayak]

YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND

[dire kayak]

MEEEE

ive finished act 2 of it

[little marten]

I’d be a skull on some random chaos idol in the shittest street in the poo hab block in redacted nowhere

[sleek harness]

That's so mean

[robust kindle]

I only played the demo

[vivid zinc]

That too lol

[robust kindle]

and the first game

[dire kayak]

i HATE nefershah

[sleek harness]

They are the ones who was side by side with the creators of humanity

[robust kindle]

is it worth it?

[sleek harness]

And orks

[little marten]

Redacting myself there dunno of that term is allowed

[dire kayak]

id say so

[sleek harness]

It's like being side by side with god

They're so cool

[dire kayak]

the reviews say it's worse than mech1 but personally i love it a lot more than mech1

[robust kindle]

you can play as the other faction so

[dire kayak]

if you loved mech1 and the demo you'll likely love the game too

got some optimization issues doe

[sleek harness]

You can finally be evil as a non-human

[little marten]

It’s so hot wtf

[robust kindle]

Do you like age of sigmar?

[dire kayak]

you can say that again

[sleek harness]

Get out of the train Nurgle

[little marten]

It’s so hot wtf

[sleek harness]

It's going to crash

[little marten]

Almost there

Then 1 more 26 min train

Where I’ll be crammed into someone’s armpit

[sleek harness]

I don't have any knowledge of Age of Sigmar

Just Fantasy

[robust kindle]

there's a new game for skaven

deathmaster

[sleek harness]

I heard about it

I will see

Now

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I gotta wait half a year to get my own game?

Hell nah

[robust kindle]

haha

[sleek harness]

That's fucking bullshit

[dire kayak]

never heard skaven more pissed

[sleek harness]

I don't usually get pissed

Just at things that isn't on discord

Like my life

[woven sigil]

You should get pissed more often tbh, always fun to have a night on the beer