general-chat

[somber stream]

If it's under 20k i might get one

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

i missed you hound

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather throw it back it or T pose

[dire kayak]

throw it back

[strange pumice]

it’s time to level psyker…

[left night]

Ahhh ... Good luck

[strange pumice]

this is the last class i’ll do until skitarii

because i will never play ogryn

[marsh iris]

someone kidnap me from my workplace

[left night]

Bet

[lilac crag]

oooh ohh can I join you I am so bored rn

[left night]

We goin to da Liquor store

[marsh iris]

[left night]

I do have a vodka bottle and I wonder what happens if I mix it with a Monster I'll find out Tomorrow I guess

[somber stream]

I can show you the world

[lilac crag]

its called needing an ambulance

dats bad for u

[left night]

It'll be fine

[strange pumice]

sadly can’t do vc as my mic for my xbox is broken rn

but sure lol

we’ll be on the lowest difficulty though

[lilac crag]

idm no vc i woke up an hour or so ago

im croaky

[lilac crag]

dats ok

[strange pumice]

my psyker is like level 1

so

[left night]

I can hop on and help

[strange pumice]

lemme get my code

[marsh iris]

show me the 4 million euros

🤑

[somber stream]

No that’s mine, actually

[little marten]

ITS GONNA BE HOT AGAIN

[strange pumice]

6696341931

@left night you too

[lilac crag]

comin in a minute

[strange pumice]

i hate this games social ui

[left night]

Awesome

[strange pumice]

oh my godd

[fallen tree]

parents on a cruise in europe, from budapest to amsterdam i think, they had to stop and turn around halfway because the river is too shallow

[somber stream]

Damn

[fallen tree]

i think theyre in germany atm lol

i would be livid, travel all that way and it gets cut short 😭

[somber stream]

Alien stole our water

[marsh iris]

-# temperature's
RISING!

[marsh iris]

they return with alien bathwater

[quaint moss]

thirsty

[dire kayak]

imay have gotten a little overboard writing about the xenosaurs

[left night]

Sent

[quaint moss]

dinosaurs?

[dire kayak]

xenos dinosaurs basically

[quaint moss]

oh neat

sounds autistic and fun

[obtuse oak]

Drought be like

[quaint moss]

i want waffles

[fallen tree]

big sad, they're kinda chill with it because while they gotta turn back, they have lots of cheese and wine still

[marsh iris]

damn river need some change in personality, chasing away all the cruises

[fallen tree]

yeah, shy and performance issues, hopefully they work thru it

[somber stream]

Where are they visiting in Germany?

[marsh iris]

go deep or go home

[quaint moss]

hi friends :p

[somber stream]

You can pretty much find everything in Southern region

[fallen tree]

uh they're travelling on a river, they said they're in passau when they had to turn back

[quaint moss]

or enemies 🤔

[marsh iris]

seaaafoood

[somber stream]

Oh so just passing by

[fallen tree]

yeah visiting a lot of places along the river, or was meant to

[astral basin]

Why did susie fall off the swing?
Bc she had no arms

Knock knock

[somber stream]

Best we can do is local specials of river fishses

[marsh iris]

guhhh river fish

[somber stream]

Ikr

Disgusting

[marsh iris]

the smell of algae

sickening

[astral basin]

“Whos there”
Not susie

[little marten]

DRAIN ALL RIVERS

[jaunty path]

Destroyer virus infected

[marsh iris]

drainin' it

[pure quail]

Thank, you too

[little marten]

Infect more like outfect

Crazy autocorrect

[dire kayak]

she fell off the swing because i pushed her off

mwehehehehe

[true widget]

my wife fel asleep

[lilac crag]

when will your turn come

[true widget]

never

[lilac crag]

knocking you out rn

[dire kayak]

hits you over the head with a big rock

[lilac crag]

THANKS GOOBER

[somber stream]

Carp gather in councils beneath the pier
Plotting absolutely nothing year after year.
"Soon," says one, with a dramatic swish,
""We shall evolve into a slightly larger fish"

[lilac crag]

@strange pumice

it says i cant join u :(

nevahmind

[little marten]

Carp are fresh water im fairly sure

[somber stream]

Yes they are river fish

[little marten]

Can you get piers on a river

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[somber stream]

IT RHIME OKAY

[little marten]

You can

I’m sorry forgive me

[dire kayak]

it's hard thinking of new dinosaur names

[little marten]

I made a dumb dumb poo poo

[somber stream]

It's okay i forgive you

[little marten]

My carp and pier license is REVOKED

[nocturne bloom]

this mf in my LoL game has 67 in his name

[jaunty path]

67

[jaunty path]

why no brap tag

[nocturne bloom]

im gonna throw this game

istg

[marsh iris]

RHIMELAND

[formal mortar]

Eminem would rule that land

[formal mortar]

Just picture holding a chest and making the hand movement, also maybe dont play league

[dire kayak]

we need fumo 67

[marsh iris]

seegs sayvuhnnnnn

[somber stream]

I think i've had it

Humanity no longer communicates.

It merely point at the numbers and convulses

Civilizations of brain cells perish in real time. This cannot continue

Complete.
Global.
Saturation.

[marsh iris]

saturate me beloved

[somber stream]

If we spam 67 as often as possible, whenever there's a kid around. Maybe we can purge it out of hipness and the meme will die

[cosmic lynx]

yell about damn kids running on your lawn next

[somber stream]

Ok 67

[marsh iris]

licht yell at clouds

[dire kayak]

i mean if you think about it

what is language but just a bunch of random symbols

[cosmic lynx]

[somber stream]

Structured symbols that built civilizations and advanced humanity with scientific inventions

Thoughts are expressed, emotions and abstract ideas are realized

And then

Six Seven?

[marsh iris]

they never thought about memes

advancement

[dire kayak]

memes are the dna of the soul

[misty trench]

LITERALLY 1967

[somber stream]

67

[marsh iris]

we watch as licht gets eaten away

[misty trench]

I'm just waiting for when MLG memes go retro

https://tenor.com/view/ddf-mlg-wink-gif-15688443

[somber stream]

It's already in the museum

[dire kayak]

they're over 10 years old i think

[marsh iris]

EHM EL JEEEEE

[cosmic lynx]

[true widget]

hello

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[brave slate]

I can hear the air horn 🔊

[nocturne bloom]

in my own home, i do what i please

[jaunty path]

Yeah he can eat poop whenever he wants

[lament torrent]

glad yall told me to get hive scum this is really fun

[jaunty path]

np

use tac axe on it

its very evil

[misty trench]

yep, they are

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/1ExuxDEXWgQ

[earnest veldt]

Did we get our 40 aquillas

[misty trench]

I remember when the whole thing everyone was talking about in school was like, the fucking 360 no scopes and cross map throwing knives and shit like that people were up to in MW2

[marsh iris]

give hive scum 2 tact axes

[misty trench]

honestly feels like that kind of culture hasn't really changed

[earnest veldt]

Ogryn needs beeg axe

[marsh iris]

boom! headshot!
-fps doug

[elder merlin]

You'll stay broke and like it

[somber stream]

MLG anti-virus

At least the edits were fire

[misty trench]

that's what this is

[misty trench]

this is true, the montages went pretty hard

[earnest veldt]

When I get paid on Monday, you'll be sorry

I'm spending ALL my money on aquillas

[elder merlin]

That'll show me

[amber delta]

6

7

[lilac crag]

where be hank

i require his ogryn expertise

[amber delta]

you can have my ogryn expertise instead

[lilac crag]

is it good?

[elder merlin]

Drag him out back, @misty trench, im shooting him

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

they say I am the best ogryn in the world, certainly one of the best, my ogryn is phenomenal, truly incredible

[lilac crag]

hhrmrmmrmrmrm

[delicate vapor]

Back to snoozing

[earnest veldt]

I've never seen a black Ogryn

[elder merlin]

I have

They're usually called Ruckus

[earnest veldt]

I should make one of my rejects black

To be woke...

[amber delta]

I made 2 of my rejects black

and I'm racist

[lament torrent]

???

[earnest veldt]

Which ones

[amber delta]

psyker and arbites

[earnest veldt]

Valid choices

[little marten]

[true widget]

how is everyone

[amber delta]

psyker is named Kanye West

[jaunty path]

I like trains

[amber delta]

I think its appropriate

[lilac crag]

hi sammy

im ok hru

[earnest veldt]

I could make my arbites black. He's always wearing the gimp hood anyway

[earnest veldt]

My parents are acting different, like Kim and Kanye

[true widget]

im alright

tired

imiss my wife

[lilac crag]

if you go to bed

you will see her faster

juuuuust saying

[earnest veldt]

Fifty whole aquillas for the next tier???

Fatshark is spoiling us...

[lament torrent]

yall use skitarus or do you do heavy melee manually

[jaunty path]

Manually

https://youtu.be/qcwqUf_B5mM

[earnest veldt]

The hell is a skitarus

[jaunty path]

mod for melee attacks

[earnest veldt]

Keep it away from my kids

[jaunty path]

I think its for peeps w carpal tunnel or something

[amber delta]

is your mom running around the house naked like Bianca

[earnest veldt]

I wish

[amber delta]

[lament torrent]

which mark is goated

[jaunty path]

The bottom one

like

the lowest one

[lilac crag]

incredible direction

[earnest veldt]

Combat knife supremacy

[marsh iris]

direct me to the nearest killzone

[earnest veldt]

Say that again

[marsh iris]

🗣️ ➡️

[amber delta]

tac axe goated

martyr zealot tac axe

little angry goblin whacking shit with smol axe

[somber shoal]

It is it a troll meme at this point or are there players that legit want an SoB class? I love them as much as the next varlet, but that is exactly what the Zealot is for ,it would be redundant. Fatshark should just sell some over priced lewd Sister Repentia cosmetics to shut them up.

[amber delta]

its not troll

its troglodyte

[somber shoal]

Does the mk for the tac axe really need to change from Zealot to Hive Scum?

[amber delta]

idk probably not

but I dont play scum

[earnest veldt]

Who up troging they lodyte 🤤

[amber delta]

I think the bottom tac axe is just the best mk though

[twin flower]

There were talks awhile back some of the ideas/inspiration of classes come from Dark Heresy, thats why they think SoB could be a possible future class

[somber shoal]

It has best raw damage but I heard that the second crits the most for HS?

[somber shoal]

OH BOY WE ARE GETTING A NIGHT LORD! 🤯

[marsh iris]

next will be assassin probably

[twin flower]

I dont think a Nightlord is a playable character on Dark Heresy tho

Arbites and Hive Ganger definitely are tho

[little marten]

I will NOT stop demanding a SoB class

And when FatShark announces it

I will NOT stop spamming “oh zealot 2.0”

[marsh dawn]

Anyone wanna play with me am new to the game !

[amber delta]

no idea, im hitting almost 70% crit rate on zealot so I dont see why it wouldnt work on scum either

[marsh iris]

officio assassinorum 🤔

[somber stream]

Why would they be zealot 2.0? Both use melee and is fanatical? So would that make Admech Veteran 3.0 since THEY SHOOT GUNS?!!?

[amber delta]

death cult assassin here we go

[trail bramble]

now that we have skitarii, we need tech priests

[trail bramble]

yes

[somber stream]

Superb point there i can't

[somber shoal]

That would be really OP but if Havoc goes past 40 I think like lvling to Transcendent( al a D&D Prestige) Classes would be a cool thing.

[trail bramble]

But will they be as freaky hot as kibellah

[amber delta]

we already have like 4 veterans

[somber stream]

Yeah let's have a 5th

[amber delta]

I will make them hot

[twin flower]

Everyones a veterans with different flavors

[marsh iris]

im thinking the temple paths as talent tree

for assassin

maybe not a full fledge assassin, could be in training

[twin flower]

Big Veteran, Loud Veteran, Vet with mind powers, Police Vet, druggy Vet

[earnest veldt]

Does anybody here actually play with the stealth abilities on zealot and veteran

[somber stream]

I do on Vet

[amber delta]

never on veteran, sometimes on zealot

[twin flower]

I do vet also

[somber stream]

But i dare not bring that to Havoc

[somber shoal]

I have seen stealth zealots.

[twin flower]

But like.. for the lols

[somber stream]

My teamates will throw slurs

[trail bramble]

yeah stealth thunderhammer zealot can be fun

[marsh iris]

smoke vet

[twin flower]

Sneaky beaky guardsman

[marsh iris]

sneaky deaky

[earnest veldt]

Clearly they weren't very good then

HA

[amber delta]

when I see vet with stealth my inner commissar wakes up

[somber shoal]

Real Talk I want a Blood Axe Kommando or Free Bootah.

[marsh iris]

but the stealth damage buff for vet intrigues me

8 seconds of 30% any damage source right?

[obtuse oak]

stealth zealot is pretty meta for dmg

vet not so much

[twin flower]

I was reminded of something I read a while back that some of the 'killers' in training for assassins are called shadesman

[somber shoal]

But are'nt they teasing something with Aldari?

[amber delta]

why would they tease anything with aeldari

[earnest veldt]

I'll never abandon the holy relic ability

Too useful

[twin flower]

Some dialogue in the game mentions them but idk if its a tease

[marsh iris]

the darktide lore of valkyrie deploying 4 aeldari

[trail bramble]

It'd take a lot for the Eldar to start caring about 1 random hive city

[amber delta]

if we ever get eldar class they better add friendly fire

if you know what I mean

[wooden creek]

I wouldn't expect anything to do with playable aeldari, but I would expect aeldari because we know they're already around here

[somber shoal]

What Chaos God most opposes Nurgel? 👯 😈

[twin flower]

only thing I know is that they were only mentioned hanging around the border of the moebian system

[amber delta]

tzeentch

[trail bramble]

also the Eldar aren't affiliated with chaos

Deldar a little bit but they'd just take slaves and fuck off

[twin flower]

might be a bit of a stretch yeah

same with genestealers honestly

[marsh iris]

we got a shitload of psykers

[lilac crag]

haaankkk i have a question

[earnest veldt]

Chaos god class when

[twin flower]

they dont really align with chaos cults afaik

[wooden creek]

Arbites banter speculates that the Mourningstar has made xenos contact but is obfuscating the records, Sefoni pretty much confirms there are alaitoc-affiliated aeldari somewhere and hears their whispers. Morrow mentions an increase in sightings and thinks they might be trying to make contact. That's about all we've gotten ingame.

[amber delta]

well Hallowette confirms herself that she trades with xenos so thats not really a secret lol

[somber shoal]

I was thinking of Slaanesh.

[marsh iris]

hallowette maybe got some aeldari zaza

[amber delta]

slaanesh nemesis is khorne

[wooden creek]

We don't necessarily know the timeline of when Morrow mentions it since it's a Mortis Trial memory, but it's in one of the last Brahms chapters so it's presumably fairly recent.

[twin flower]

sounds like a good time

[amber delta]

what in the world is zaza

[marsh iris]

weed

[twin flower]

slang for weed, unless I got it wrong

[somber shoal]

I thought Khorne hated Tzeech for magic and cowardice?

[amber delta]

he does but apparently not as much as he hates slaanesh

[somber shoal]

Or is that just what Tzeech wants me to think? 😵‍💫

[warm gyro]

Khorne hates Slaanesh the most

[brave slate]

My boomer ass thought zaza was pizza

[amber delta]

idk the chaos gods rivarlies are weird but thats the official stance

[warm gyro]

And Tzeentch hates Nurgle the most

[warm gyro]

It makes sense

[obtuse oak]

yeah?

[twin flower]

pizaza

[little marten]

Zealot touches on too many classes

[warm gyro]

Slaanesh is fixated on excess and indulgence. Khorne doesn't give a shit about luxury as long as the blood flows

[amber delta]

the idea is roughly

tzeentch is change vs nurgle is stagnancy
khorne is "honourable" combat vs slaanesh is combat for the personal thrill

[somber shoal]

Great name btw.

[little marten]

I thought Nurgle all about that noxious rebirth

I know I am 😈

[amber delta]

no you are just noxious

[lilac crag]

what blessings do fellas use on the big shovel nowadays i feel like the crusher change has changed its variety

[somber shoal]

Daemonculaba?

[little marten]

Arghhhh 😵

[little marten]

Huge fan

[amber delta]

daemonculaba is not nurgle related

[twin flower]

Arent daemonculabas more like an Iron Warrior thing

[warm gyro]

🥜💨

poooooser

(me throwing peanuts)

[somber stream]

Peanut fart

[warm gyro]

my mistake

[brave slate]

Looks like a farting peanut to me

[warm gyro]

yeah its peanut fart

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-joke-gif-3708727

[obtuse oak]

slaanesh isnt particularly combat-oriented to begin with. obviously there is a slaaneshi way to wage war or commit murder but that's not the whole point. i also don't really get why hedonism and excess would be most opposed to khorne so my headcanon is just that he hates the way she-who-thirsts faffs about with sensations and perfectionism when he thinks people should just be out there spilling as much blood as possible

orin the red vs dark urge type shit

[warm gyro]

correct

[somber stream]

🍑 💨

[obtuse oak]

which of the shovels?

[lilac crag]

the non flippy one!

[twin flower]

Mk 1 the goat

[obtuse oak]

I would still take skullcrusher and brutal momentum on that one but honestly I haven't used it in ages

[amber delta]

I miss when flippy shovel could 1 shot 5 crushers in 1 hit

[astral basin]

Khorne is very straightforward. The faffing about bit seems about right

[warm gyro]

they need to put shovel on scum

[twin flower]

reminded me of that one guy wanting the needlegun on zealot

[obtuse oak]

I think those are just the two strongest blessings in general in its pool

[twin flower]

cuz of the death cults in the ecclesiarchy or whatever you spell it

[lilac crag]

okay :) thanks boss

[little marten]

Ok lore nerds why is slaneeshi not won already everything in 40k is in excess

[amber delta]

becausee slaanesh is cringe

next question

[little marten]

Ok based and thank you

[somber stream]

Slaanesh primarily target Eldar

[obtuse oak]

as good a reminder as any to play some missions with it and see how I feel so I'll go and do that

are you playing now?

[somber stream]

And they trained themselves as a race to errect mental barrier against She who thirst

That's why lewdness is usually forbade in their society

[amber delta]

erection barrier

[twin flower]

no horny soul stones

[lilac crag]

not quite rn but ive been meaning to get on

just kinda bored of solo queing rn

[obtuse oak]

Hop on then and we'll duo

[lilac crag]

OH SICK sure

[obtuse oak]

I forgot I was grinding Arby matches for penance tho so you can do the ogryning if you want

[lilac crag]

gonna be the honorary big man

[warm gyro]

1. The Great Game between the Chaos Gods always ensures that if one starts pulling out on top, they will beat the fuck out of them until they stop winning so much
2. Eldar exist and are much more nourishing for Slaanesh and fellow Warp entities and so they've been obsessed with them for a long, long time. Humans are a light snack in terms of psychic weight and the Imperium isn't going to go so easily

[little marten]

Such trivial hedonism unchecked. Make of yourself a lamb to the slaughter. The fattest cow for this spiteful feast. Give in to the thirst,its primordial call. Be at one with excess and fall broken at the feet of its most magnificent idol. Take your place atop the Dark Angels Secretlab Gaming Chair.

[obtuse oak]

Or maybe trio I've invited a friend that's been meaning to play with me as well

Hope you don't mind xoxo

[lilac crag]

more the merrier !!!!

[little marten]

Im ok with slaneesh eating all the Eldar

[warm gyro]

Already tried

Mostly did

[twin flower]

Based

[somber stream]

It is imperative that the Aeldars remain

[little marten]

No

Eat them all

[obtuse oak]

vc?

[warm gyro]

it is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

[somber stream]

Who else will fix the golden loo wtf

[somber stream]

My guy

[lilac crag]

up to you and your friend :)

[obtuse oak]

strike team 67

[lilac crag]

i see.

[amber delta]

eldar should just all kill themselves so we would both get rid of them and slaanesh, absolute W

[warm gyro]

grab whats left of the cadian pylons
get belisarius cawl to glue them back together
tow them all the way to terra
prop them up underneath the imperial palace so the failed portal closes
unplug the throne and wait for big man to resurrect
win

[somber stream]

Genius

Brilliant

What if he doesn't resurrect though

Also, how long does this resurrection take

Because the Imperium will fall apart in less than a day without the Astronomicon

[amber delta]

not true

imperium on the far side of the rift is still doing "fine"

[warm gyro]

half the imperium is already without it

[amber delta]

by fine I mean they are not all dead

[somber stream]

Yeah but the ones with it are being sieged by literaly everyone

[warm gyro]

i mean

[somber stream]

Orkz, nids, Chaos

[warm gyro]

vulkan is also a perpertual

and that fella gets back up fast

[somber stream]

Vulkan didn't rip his love and compassion away and throw it out into space

That and split his mind into million pieces

[amber delta]

cuz he's a lil bitch

[somber stream]

Based, all my questions are answered

[warm gyro]

vulkan is probably still alive

leman russ is definitely alive

[marsh iris]

cut my mind into pieces,
this is my last resort

[warm gyro]

probably the next primarch they're going to bring back honestly

[amber delta]

leman russ still being alive is worse news for the imperium than the great rift

[somber stream]

*Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding *

[warm gyro]

kind of true

[astral basin]

And thus the end of The Boys

[warm gyro]

i think dorn is actually dead though

though idk

gw might decide to be funny

[delicate vapor]

[warm gyro]

doro

[short geyser]

beam

[marsh iris]

i hear the edf lady saying that

BEAM!

[short geyser]

Vulkan will probably come back, the Khan maybe will, russ is probably next, no idea for dorn, and I don’t think Corax will properly come back

[warm gyro]

i think corax is a goner

[short geyser]

I mean he’s in the setting and all, but I just don’t think he’s gonna get back to being with his chapter

[warm gyro]

hes too busy being a massive tweaker

[marsh iris]

nah he's showing the daemons the pecking order

[short geyser]

I have a feeling the ravenguard will encounter him again, only to shit themselves at what he is in THAT form

I’ve also heard people say that Dorn will come back but as Zealous as a Templar, I think that’d be boring and against his character

[delicate vapor]

wake up and first thing i decide to eat was a hot dog

[short geyser]

Was it nice?

[delicate vapor]

its still cooking

[short geyser]

Why a hotdog of all things?

[delicate vapor]

idk

[somber stream]

Can't a man enjoy his succulent hot dog

[short geyser]

To be fair, I’d rather have a hotdog than cereal or some boring food

[delicate vapor]

i got 75% discount on warframe plat holy shit

[marsh iris]

buy all the prime parts

[short geyser]

I thought you were gonna say you got that discount on a hotdog
Good price for a hotdog

Speaking of primarchs, I wonder if they’ll do anything with Lorgar

[analog gorge]

Everytime I come back to warframe after like a month

I get a plat discount or plat bonus

[hard gorge]

Lorgussy

[analog gorge]

Are the arbites just imperium cops

[delicate vapor]

IRS with weapons i guess

[somber stream]

Cop Plus

[tacit geode]

Yeah the IRS

They make sure you pay the tithe

[delicate vapor]

va

[tacit geode]

But they still investigate things and will arrest people

So they're also kinda cops in that sense

[analog gorge]

So

Swat + IRS

[marsh iris]

lextapo

[analog gorge]

They're an fbi task force

[short geyser]

[hard gorge]

He is chaos's bitch after all

[analog gorge]

How many primarchs are bald

Alpharius and omegon

[short geyser]

Horus

And lorgar

[analog gorge]

Isn't lorgar bald

[tacit geode]

Does being headless count as bald

[short geyser]

Yes

[marsh iris]

emperor is exxtra bald

[analog gorge]

So

4 traitor primarchs are bald

[tacit geode]

Ferrus Manus is bald by technicality

[short geyser]

Isn’t vulkan bald?

[analog gorge]

What about aggron

[short geyser]

Oh yeah he bald right?

[delicate vapor]

@somber stream i got mirage prime and a good skin on her shes sooo good

[analog gorge]

Perturabo also

[somber stream]

Pomni prime

[analog gorge]

So hold on who's not bald that is a traitor?

[delicate vapor]

pretty much

[analog gorge]

Fulgrim magnus

Konrad

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[marsh iris]

huh... monster hunter wilds death of a game already?

[analog gorge]

Its because we're waiting for the expansion

This is how every monster hunter cycle goes

You get a year of content then you wait for the expansion and then the expansion comes out

[delicate vapor]

licht i got my hands on Gamja

hot dog

[somber stream]

What's that

[delicate vapor]

korean potato corn dog

[somber stream]

:O

Those hotdog coated with potato cubes?

[delicate vapor]

i havent had one in like 5 years

[delicate vapor]

ye

[short geyser]

daaammmnn

[delicate vapor]

this one has a hot dog inside

instead of just cheese

[marsh iris]

gamja....

[somber stream]

Niceee, asked the fellas at the office to take me on a food tour once i'm in Korea

[delicate vapor]

peak

[misty smelt]

i wish we could see how much we individually have contributed to the event

would be cool to see how much youve helped

[delicate vapor]

my contributed amount: 1

thats my hard work right there

[amber delta]

top contributors will earn extra 5 aquillas

[delicate vapor]

[arctic tapir]

Have they changed the lighting in the hub or have I just opened my eyes properly?

[lilac crag]

i return from darktide

hello

[wooden creek]

It's skulls-themed, so yes probably

[arctic tapir]

huh, neat

[delicate vapor]

hello noob

[nova radish]

Hello Lexbreakers

[marsh iris]

saw a moving car with its charging port wide opened, thought of stopping to let driver know, she was texting while driving and i give it a second thought and fuck off

[pure quail]

hell yeah brother

[abstract canopy]

commodore vestures didnt rotate why?

[pure quail]

everyone is too poor

[fallen tree]

it rotated last week

[pure quail]

we can't afford anything anyway

[fallen tree]

or whenever skulls was

[pure quail]

no reason to rotate it

[lilac crag]

noob

[abstract canopy]

I thought it rotated 14th may

[fallen tree]

sometimes they leave it an extra week to line up a rotation with an event

like skulls

[delicate vapor]

[nova radish]

How does one get the "Convict" role Blockfodder

[amber delta]

is this the scene where spongebob reached for his erect penis

[pure quail]

by being cool

like me

and supporting the implementation of space skaven

[nova radish]

I do not care about your rat obsession, all will submit to the Lex

[delicate vapor]

talk

Talk nicely

[amber delta]

there are no rats in space

[pure quail]

the rat-skaven only submit-surrender to the warp-stone, yesyes

[vale patio]

there are worm people though

[pure quail]

see that's what they said in fantasy too

then I started playing total warhammer and they got nuked

[whole bough]

why is there no rgb lasers mod

that would be so epic

[modest flume]

She'll survive

Maybe

[wet swift]

Can the gooners at fat shark 🦈 finally make good skins for the men as well????

Why are all the skins better on women PCs?

Especially the psyker skins where you have the chest size of elon musk and the legs of a deer

[fiery wave]

They just support the more feminine form for males, simple.

[wet swift]

They can just give them bikini armor then!

I want to have cool outfits broh not to look at some 2d ass 😭

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[rapid meteor]

Men in bikini armor

[waxen sleet]

Sister Repentia Cosmetics when?

[wet swift]

Sling shot bikini male arbites

Peak

[fiery wave]

Wait, are you mad the guys' arses are flat?

[wet swift]

Now that you mention it

Shouldn't they all be caked up because they are all well muscled and trained?

Ogryn cheeks should be making clapping sounds 🙏

[waxen sleet]

They have a steady diet of corpse starch rations and stress... so I dunno?

[fiery wave]

That really depends on intake and type of training.

[wet swift]

Well yeah I guess the food wouldn't be that good

[waxen sleet]

And not very protein rich

[fiery wave]

If anything, I expect them to be lean muscled.

[waxen sleet]

Lean, lanky, and toned?

[fiery wave]

If not pumped on steroids like mahreens

[waxen sleet]

Which then brings a weird train of thought: Which chapters are the most jacked or buff?

[rapid meteor]

That one episode from SpongeBob where Patrick trains his butt muscles

[pure quail]

Poob

[fiery wave]

I only know Catachans most buffed. Though with what they have to fight and eat...

As for mahreens, Shrugs..

[pure quail]

hive scum could definitely be

[misty smelt]

just had a whole hive scum squad in an event mission, was super fun

[waxen sleet]

Of the Guardsmen? Probably... Vostroyan, Cadians, Steel Legion would be next. With Iron Guard in the middle, and Chem Dogs and Kriegs at the bottom with biomass.

[pure quail]

played four zealots once, was actually peak

we were all running around yelling about the emperor and curb stomping every single daemon host we found

[waxen sleet]

Ah, the Crusade compilation

[fiery wave]

Still say best/worst is 4 psykers. No smyker.

[fiery wave]

Either easiest game or the worst nightmare.

[pure quail]

4 psykers seems like a horrible compilation

compilation?

combination

words hard

[fiery wave]

They can do all roles.

[pure quail]

my brain isn't functioning properly

my brain is filled with pollen

[pure quail]

yes, true

however have you considered I suck at psyker therefore psyker is a bad class?

[waxen sleet]

1 Smyker, 2 need Bubble, and at least 1 Gun I'd say...

[fiery wave]

NO SMYKER.

[pure quail]

WHAT'S A SMYKER

[waxen sleet]

Smyker = Smite Psyker

[pure quail]

o

[fiery wave]

Flame for hordes, trauma for CC, Meleeker and gunker for bosses and ranged specials.

[delicate vapor]

[whole bough]

what about 4 smykers

[pseudo terrace]

psyker deez

[pure quail]

gunker

[waxen sleet]

Palpatine wannabes... bad for most teams, good for a Psyker team who does NOT need to rely on blocks or dodges.

[pure quail]

bug

[fiery wave]

Line up, face the wall.

[whole bough]

wolfer: WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL MICROWAVING OUR TROOPS

[pure quail]

microwave go brrrrrrrr

speaking of microwaves

playing psyker during the oops all specials event was great

[rapid meteor]

They said corpse starch are reheatable

[pure quail]

just pick the perk that stops you from dying to microwaving your own brain and go around blowing up others brains

great fun

[waxen sleet]

That'd be more Skitarii Vanguard ⚙️

[pure quail]

why not both

[waxen sleet]

Radium Rifle gonna go bzzzzzzzt

[pure quail]

she radium on my rifle till I bzzzzt

[final herald]

Beeeeep.

[rapid meteor]

Ah fuck I burned my water in the microwave

[fiery wave]

How did you fail that badly?

[rapid meteor]

Idk how to use a microwave, my kettle got misplaced

I actually did not know how to use a microwave until I was 16 😂

And I never used a dryer until I was 18

[fiery wave]

That doesn't exist here to poor ppl. We just spin dry.

[fiery wave]

You sure it's not in the diswasher or something.

Assuming metal kettle.

[rapid meteor]

I'm sure it's an ice box

[fiery wave]

Wat. Are you storing ice in it?

[rapid meteor]

The alternative is to put ice in the oven that is currently being occupied by hazelnuts

[arctic tapir]

Anyone else try to collect "best rolled" equipment for all types, despite probably never using 3/4ths of them?

[fiery wave]

That is why I have a minmaxxed plasma.

That I don't even use and regret every time I agree to use it.

[arctic tapir]

Meanwhile I am out here kind of hunting a "best" shredder for all classes that have it

[fiery wave]

Is more, rolling for things one doesn't even care for.

[rapid meteor]

Lol

[arctic tapir]

more or less, though I think I have actually used Shredder on Arbi semi seriously at one point ages ago

Either arbi or vet

[waxen sleet]

Me! But I'm currently stocking up and saving resources to spend on maxxing out my Skitarii when it drops

[fiery wave]

I think 6 mil dockets and like 500k mats will be enough.

[arctic tapir]

It will never be enough

[delicate vapor]

26 days left

or was it 27

[livid glacier]

Guys...can't wait for skibidii next month...:"(

[delicate vapor]

idk

26d 7h

[livid glacier]

I wonder how skitarii and hadron gonna interact while doing a mission

[waxen sleet]

MOAR

[fiery wave]

I technically have triple stated.

[rapid meteor]

800

[elder merlin]

I cant wait for Abyssus

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

MOAAAAAR

[south valve]

I have vague flash memories of a weird dream where I kissed a chainsaw or something like that

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[fiery wave]

Being heretical and writing smut.

[south valve]

Hi!

[crisp yoke]

Neat

What kind of smut?

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Why not a power weapon instead?

[south valve]

This is true, I should have done this

[tawdry edge]

Chainsaw Man lore

[waxen sleet]

Somebody write smut of a chainsword falling in love with a power sword

[tawdry edge]

I mean

Their machine spirits are not that conscious

I'm pretty sure the conscious of a machine spirit is dependent of how powerful or in their size

[crisp yoke]

What’s everyone listening to rn

[tawdry edge]

A machine spirit of a ship is an entire life being that can dream, talk, think and feel

A machine of a chain sword is more like an animal

[amber delta]

im pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about chainsword machine spirit sentience when writing a smut

[fiery wave]

A gae chef cooking for her lover. So food pron into actual smut.

[south valve]

Panpsycism type shit

Machine spirit in everything

[crisp yoke]

Neat

Any Krieg?

[tawdry edge]

Literally the Mechanicus cult belief

[fiery wave]

No. It's a custom world at the end of the world. Closest thing would be like Fallout.

[south valve]

Kinda sick actually

Like even rocks and stuff have some of it?

[crisp yoke]

awww
No krieg

[marsh iris]

i cast unsick

[tawdry edge]

Nah just mechanical stuff

Power armor

Sidearms

Swords

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

[crisp yoke]

Hai gaurt hru

[thick coyote]

Chainsaw man lore:

[tawdry edge]

I already made that joke pal

[south valve]

Higui banned for life?

[marsh iris]

heyy smol krieg im good how bout you

[south valve]

Higui found dead in alleyway?

Higui crucified?

[tawdry edge]

They believe that the Machine God permeates all mechanical equipment, and some believe the Emperor is Messiah (therefore the Omnissiah)

[amber delta]

higui circumcised

[marsh iris]

[crisp yoke]

Pretty tired
Listening to Goodboy ASMR :3

[south valve]

No no I prefer circucised

[fiery wave]

It has nothing to do with WH.

[south valve]

He got turned into a clown

[marsh iris]

circusized

we all float

[amber delta]

circuitcised

[south valve]

How do they explain machines before the emperor?

[amber delta]

emperor is not the machine god

[tawdry edge]

What do you mean?

[thick coyote]

I made it better

[elder merlin]

Skitarri bout to get motherboarded on release

[amber delta]

yeah its funnier when u say it

[tawdry edge]

Just some of those of the Mechanicus cult see him as the Messiah of the Machine God

Like Jesus and God

[south valve]

Like there was a time without the Omnissiah

[tawdry edge]

As two different beings

[thick coyote]

See? He gets it

💀

[tawdry edge]

Probably but we don't know how it was

[south valve]

I think I see

[tawdry edge]

We barely know of the Great Crusade, we only have brief explanations of shit before the Great Crusade

Anything prior to the Heresy is either unknown or extremely vague

[south valve]

Wait so did the Emperor not have to do die for there to be the Omnissiah?

[amber delta]

no

[south valve]

Right

[amber delta]

admech was happily praising omnissiah before they met the emperor

[waxen sleet]

Maybe? On the throne he is the "perfect" stand in and representation of the Omnisiah: The perfect blend between man and machine

[south valve]

I see I see

[tawdry edge]

They already saw him as a messiah to the machine god, an avatar of him at least. But they were a minority
The others just knew he was a powerful psyker and they couldnt mess with him

[south valve]

Ohhh I see

[amber delta]

emperor took over earth and started going into space, there was a clash between him and admech of mars, admech didnt want to stop their omnissiah faith and emperor didnt want to kill them because they were too useful, so they reached a peaceful agreement that they can continue their faith but help emperor with their tech

[south valve]

Right right

What do dark admech believe then?

The emperor had no involvement?

[tawdry edge]

Eeeh it depends. Some just sided with Horus because they genuinely believed the Emperor was wrong
Some did it cause Chaos
Others that fall to Chaos prior to the Heresy is because in 40k, innovation is seen as tech heresy, so joining chaos in order to find improvement in their works

[crisp yoke]

Kireg is allways good

Even if not WH

[south valve]

Okay I see

[amber delta]

dark mechanicum started because some techpriest had the idea of attaching a kebab machine to his chest and his colleagues found it too radical

[tawdry edge]

Also some are exiled as Hereteks (mechanicus heretic) due to messing with xenos technology way more than some would allow

[vale patio]

didn't quite a few of threm genuinely think the emperor had gone mad or something

[south valve]

Are there some rogue tech priests who LOVE xenos technology then?

[dull hamlet]

"Позволь мне прожить ещё всего пять минут — лишь пять минут, прошу тебя, умоляю, о Высочайший!"

[south valve]

Indeed

[delicate vapor]

When you hungry so you eat food

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

bratan na shto ti po russki

[tawdry edge]

Not mad, but that he stole something from the Chaos Gods
Which in itself is true, kind of
We know that the Emperor once went to the Warp and came back with warp power and knowledge, so much that he began to lose his humanity (whatever this means, never was explained)
So they just thought he lied about the "there are no gods and religion is bad" to have the power to himself

[dull hamlet]

2nd day of no sleep

[elder merlin]

Day 9: The doro consumes sustenance once again

[south valve]

Nom nom

[tawdry edge]

Yes. Some are not even considered rogue cause theyre too powerful or hide it well
Belliasarius Cawl, the guy who made Primaris Marines, has an entire colletion of necron tech and even alive necro specimens stored on his lab

Lmao

[south valve]

DAMN okay

Guess that’s how we got xenophase blades and stuff

[amber delta]

xenophobe blade

[dull hamlet]

Tired of waiting on the kind of games I want to play to be made, I want to make them myself

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, Deathwatch is another exception to this
They're a group of veteran marines and prodigies, given the permit of using xenos tech in order to guarantee victory against them
The Deathwatch was created after the War of the Beast, an Ork Waagh so big it almost wiped the Imperium off
So theyre given the permit of using xenos tech as long as it gets the job done, but they "cleanse" the weapon too with some tech rituals

[south valve]

Ohhh okay I see

[thick coyote]

[waxen sleet]

Scaevola from Mechanicus 1 and 2 is a prime example of a Xenarite Tech Priest, whos is from Stygiies VII and is world full of Xenarite Admechs...

[south valve]

I’ve heard of the war of the beast actually

[waxen sleet]

She cant get enough necron tech

[south valve]

Namely that the book was terribly written

[amber delta]

all you need to know is that war of the beast was very devastating and terra almost fell, please dont read anything more about it because its utter nonsense

[tawdry edge]

Somehow they made a book where Orks threw moons at Terra boring

[south valve]

Okay okay fair

I heard Markiplier of all people ranting about it

[gentle cedar]

Do critical hits multiply anything besides damage? Like stagger, cleave, ect

[delicate vapor]

Folk

[tawdry edge]

Yeah tbh its better to learn about it outside of novels. Like Arbitor Ian, lexicanum and whatever

[south valve]

Community

[south valve]

Alright then, i see

[analog gorge]

Ive started listening to audio books of horus rising

[waxen sleet]

Horror.

[tawdry edge]

Its so fucking peak

[tawdry edge]

If you wanna know about the Heresy without having to read the novels you can read the Black Books for example
Its like a overview of shit like a history book would teach you. It tells about the legions, what they did, their tactics rather than telling a story

[lyric fable]

Anyone wanna run some malice campaign?? I’m newish ìm in campaign level 10/11

[south valve]

I might do then at some point, thank you!

[waxen sleet]

Or listen to Emperor Text to Speech

[tawdry edge]

codexes are the same thing plus they have supplements and campaign books. Wanna learn specifically about this certain faction? Theres a codex supplement about it!
I have all of it up to 7th edition, anything higher I still have to find it and download it myself

[south valve]

I guess that helps with how daunting 40k lore is because of how there’s 40 fucking years of it 😭

[tawdry edge]

Haha 40k and 40 years of lore

[sleek harness]

40 years and we are still on the 42 millennium

[waxen sleet]

It's a big galaxy

[tawdry edge]

@south valve Even tho you can ask stuff on lore chat, check out the lexicanum (not the fandom wiki, that one bad)
Lexicanum is updated all of the time with lore, cite their sources and they dont yap about it

[sleek harness]

Yeah we need to know the 30000 events that happen every week

[south valve]

Okayy ☺️ do note that no matter what you remain unsafe from my questioning

[sleek harness]

Imagine using Lexicanum (I am banned there)

[tawdry edge]

We people of lore chat are always glad to answer any lore questions

[south valve]

The opening scene in the thing:

[waxen sleet]

OR you can listen to some youtube shorts with an AI voice over for Lore

[tawdry edge]

If you are going to listen to any loretuber

PLEASE go watch Arbitor Ian

[south valve]

Would rather die

[tawdry edge]

For the LOVE OF JAH

[sleek harness]

Try searching skaven on YouTube and watching the most popular shorts

Nothing fucked will appear I swear

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[sleek harness]

I will give you your liver back if you do so

[lucid yoke]

my god

[tawdry edge]

I like how the skaven will never be added to 40k because their gimmick got stolen by multiple factions

[lucid yoke]

okay okay

[sleek harness]

The Imperium is literally space skavens

Smh

[lucid yoke]

but what if they did it MORE than orks and tyranids

and humans

orks, not ogryns

im not a larper i swear

[fair bridge]

no work today

[tawdry edge]

Lucky

I still have work :(

[fair bridge]

we're moving operations in a few weeks so things are winding down

pretty cool

[white vale]

I work and have to struggle with ukrainians who don't speak a word of polish or english

[fair bridge]

maybe i can actually do some homework instead of gaming all day

[white vale]

Shit sucks

[fair bridge]

i work with a ukranian guy. very nice

he's a little competitive but not so much to where it's annoying

[white vale]

I don't have a problem with ukrainians, but I absolutely have a problem with people who arrive to Warsaw and don't speak a single word of polish or english

And sadly those people are most often ukrainians

[fair bridge]

skill issue

load up the google translate buddy

[white vale]

Also some of them are just plain dicks

[fair bridge]

hm yes i wonder why some ukranians would be a little on edge

[white vale]

Not part of my duties as shop staff, if they come here without speaking a single word of a language other than ukrainian, they should be taking up the initiative to use a translator

And no amount of war trauma excuses being an actual asshole

[hollow blade]

So skitarii will get a healing based stuff like ranged revive a turret and a task management servo based units depending on the routes of the 3 skill points route?

[patent grove]

good morning peyotes

[delicate vapor]

E com bokam

[fair bridge]

what a statement

[patent grove]

I'm not changing that typo

[fair bridge]

unsure. all we have is speculation

[limpid vigil]

Any Spider-man fans here? I have a hot take

[fair bridge]

i hate da spidaman

hes a menace

[fallen tree]

daredevil > spiderman any day of the week

[hollow blade]

I was just trying to analyze for now as we unlock more of the event things it goes pretty hard

[patent grove]

I'm having a little issues playing auric. Things get so intense that I forget to blink, until my eyes start hurting

[fair bridge]

most of the theorycrafting is happening in #skitarii-class

[amber delta]

you are now blinking manually

[patent grove]

I should play animal crossing instead maybe

[limpid vigil]

Mj , Gwen stacy and Felicia hardy suck as his love intrests

[hollow blade]

Ah alright thx

[patent grove]

I hate it

[sleek harness]

Breath manually as well

[fallen tree]

itll get easier, the intensity can be quite the ramp up

[patent grove]

I would die

[limpid vigil]

Anytime a writer makes Peter a unique love intrest she is 10x more intresting than those 3

[amber delta]

who tf is felicia hardy

[limpid vigil]

Black cat

[sleek harness]

Calm down, it's easy to breath

Breathe

[amber delta]

oh the hot one

[limpid vigil]

Yep

[fallen tree]

[limpid vigil]

She still sucks ass imo

[fallen tree]

oh she kinda like that huh

[amber delta]

I'd be the one sucking ass in this relationship

[limpid vigil]

Aparently she is bisexual and also has hots for MJ sometimes of the writer decides so

[delicate vapor]

microwaved chocolate milk to get hot chocolate

[fallen tree]

that just sounds like some male gaze bullshit, its not genuine id bet 😔

[limpid vigil]

I prefer Peters new alien gf or that one that could talk to animals in an old spiderman run

[limpid vigil]

Yes and no. Depends on the writer

[fallen tree]

i dont really like marvel stuff at all. i mean the original movies were good before the marvelverse, i only really like daredevil

and the new batman movie with rob pattinson

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

I only care tobey movies

[fallen tree]

oh yeah tobey spider is H I M

[limpid vigil]

Said alien gf https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Raelith_(Earth-616)

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

woa

she looks cool

[limpid vigil]

Also here is my fav gf of Spider-Man https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sophia_Sanduval_(Earth-20051)

This one was awesome

[dull hamlet]

Imagine replacing the fat in your boobs with C4 for when you plan on going out with a big bang

[waxen sleet]

A booby trap

[limpid vigil]

Let me send you a panel from a comic with her

[fallen tree]

ill consider it next time

[limpid vigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/s/LoaKRqQ9Qx

[dull hamlet]

[tawdry edge]

@delicate vapor noob

[delicate vapor]

boob? #CANNONBALL

[delicate vapor]

noob

[limpid vigil]

Smosh refrence

[tawdry edge]

[dull hamlet]

No one's gonna check the boobs anyway

[waxen sleet]

boon

[white vale]

The humble security dog:

[fallen tree]

im a sucker for body stripes/markings

just a 2 neuron kinda guy i guess

[dull hamlet]

Click click

[pure quail]

What's a boob? I'm a visual learner btw

[dull hamlet]

Ball of fat with a nipple

[pure quail]

Yeah but I'm a visual learner you see

[dull hamlet]

Booble it

[pure quail]

Booble tea

[fallen tree]

booble

[dull hamlet]

Tea actually sounds good rn

[south valve]

Freakchat

[fallen tree]

passionfruit milk tea

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

boggle

[pure quail]

No I am simply curious and wish to learn

[somber stream]

Dr Pepper is kinda mid

[pure quail]

I mean I also want to see tits but y'know

[waxen sleet]

Coca Cola superior

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[dull hamlet]

Root beer will forever be #1

[fallen tree]

dr pepper is cherry flavour or something?

[waxen sleet]

What brand?

[south valve]

Say this to Mallow

[waxen sleet]

It's 23 flavors mixed

[dull hamlet]

A&W

[somber stream]

Oh right, don't mix Jägermeister with coca cola

Taste like depression

[waxen sleet]

Based.

[fallen tree]

is it really, wtf

ive only ever had jager with red bull

[fading otter]

Dads best

[waxen sleet]

Jager goes with ginger flavored monster.

[delicate vapor]

jager? from rainbow six

[somber stream]

Classic Jager bomb ayyy

[dull hamlet]

Coke only got more popular because of the coke

[thick coyote]

You see
When mom and dad really love each other........

[waxen sleet]

it says so on the can

[fallen tree]

who da frick what da hecc

[delicate vapor]

idk

[limpid vigil]

Dude, if you drink jägermeister of any kind you depressed already

[pure quail]

they FUCK

[waxen sleet]

or you like the taste of black licorice (which i do)

[somber stream]

Can confirm, having one as we speak
"Authentic blend of 23 flavours"

[fallen tree]

i dont read, im also not american so its harder to come by dr pepper, but i guess not that hard. really, i just dont read

[dull hamlet]

Why drink nasty liquor when you can just down a bit rubbing alcohol

[somber stream]

Very good winter drink, mind you

[limpid vigil]

A german guy with autism who hates grenades with a burning Passion from the hit ubisoft game rainbow 6 siege

[fading otter]

Try Dr Pepper like a Texan with peanuts floating inside

[somber stream]

Wuh

[fading otter]

Look it up

Or don’t and save yourself

[limpid vigil]

Guy thinks texas is real

[dull hamlet]

I've tried this, better than it sounds

[somber stream]

Holy shit it's real

Why

[fallen tree]

guess its boring over in texas, anything is interesting

[dull hamlet]

Weird food combo, it goes well for some reason

[somber stream]

There happen to be a Texan here in the chat

[waxen sleet]

Mexican food goes well with Japanese food

[somber stream]

I'll ask her the next time she shows up

[somber stream]

Like?

[waxen sleet]

Chicken Fajita in Ramen

[somber stream]

Uh

[fallen tree]

you mean packet ramen right

[waxen sleet]

Yeah... bc I'm poor af

[fallen tree]

do you use the ramen seasoning too? sounds like a lot if its both seasoned

[waxen sleet]

I also put cheese in my ramen

[somber stream]

Cheese in instant noodle is a classic

Encouraged, even

[waxen sleet]

Feta Cheese is the best in Beef Ramen

[fallen tree]

i like the cheesy buldak instant noodle, thats my fave

[fallen tree]

i love feta i should try it

[somber stream]

Ah yes, the anus annihilator

[patent grove]

Dr Pepper = BBQ sprite

[fallen tree]

i eat spicier than my asian inlaws as a white dude, its my one and only feat

[waxen sleet]

how bold yet how correct