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Said wizard hated guns
Yeah I know what you're talking about. Meat honey is a thing and it's naaaasty.
Pretty sure the 'bees' that make it aren't actually bees though
oh wait I double checked and it's not actually toxic it just tastes bad LOL
I'd be a bad assassin
Making a hive out of meat is some tyranid shit
I just made bad tea
dying to bad tea? đ
Cadia is in the heart of every cadian
wdym
at least kill us with something tasty...
It'll taste so bad they'll want to die?
Theyâre actually Khornate daemons in disguise
(Or nurgle ones depending on perspective)
I don't make enemies, I make friends. And bad tea apparently
Wouldnt the easiest way to assassinate a enemy be sending a hot assassin
Or! It'll taste so good they'll want to be my friend
Hot people can get away with a lot of bullshit
They can get into nearly anywhere restricted
like arsenic and sulphuric acid
Pretty privlegde is definitely a thing
Just be born hot
Thatâs why James Bond is allways a attractive guy
Dummy
Being dummy thick is a + for spyâs
Meh almost anyone can be hot with a little self care and fashion sense
Why did you not make yourself hot in the character creator before you were born ???
That heavy is a spah!
There was some guy spy who banged a bunch of peoples wifes to get info on the guys
Thatâs how he did spy work lmao
US Govt sent this mf to Travel to other lands to do this shit
The Man from UNCLE core
Oh yeah, is it cooler for you today btw Goober?
it's been a little better for me
I heard the UK is on fire
That's what I'm saying by "ime".
Its definitely not a guarantee but in the like, 15 years of my association, it's just an experience I've had time and time again
Or else Cali will ignite
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Oh in my experience
We already have a leak in a big ass radioactive plant barrel or some shit
I'm unfamiliar, sorry!
yeah noticeably it is
It always does
i wasn't melting into goo today even at my pc
And a oil leak in the la river from. A ruptured oil pipe cuz some fucking ai company drilled to deep
You and Florida dealing with some bs
We also have a oil leak bro lmao
SAME it's so much better
well, relatively
Some ai company drilled to deeep and ruptured a fucking oil pipe
La river is fucked with oil
So many dead animals :/
Thatâs actually insane
Yeah at the same time bro
Nah I should have just said it instead of abbreviating but I'm on mobile and lazy.
Like apocalyptic levels of insane
GOOD heat is like, 20°, like how hot it is under the covers
not over 30
All that can be done is clean up and sue the oil company
The oil company has to sue the ai ppl for there money back
I'm ignorant and STOOPID, it's fine
public execution of the executives until morale improves
Thatâs how the law works on it
get out the guillotine!!
on the bright side i can wear a skirt outside in the summer now
TRUE
So the ai fucks are no trouble
Irresponsible AI fuckheads have caused humanity so many problems :/ I'm a little angry about it...AI isn't even ready for what they want it to be used for anyhow. Needs better training models to reduce hallucinations.
We will get this when Iâm madam president
The ai folks donât get in trouble for rupturing a oil pipe
Itâs the oil company whoâs in legal trouble for the oil spill
I'll vote for you just to watch some idiot tech bro executive sob as we cut his head off
The oil company has to sue the ai company to get money back
Yeah that's how it works normally.
All while California tryâs to clean up the damn oil spill and animals
In Minecraftđ„đ„đ„
Yeah yeah sure but have you considered the economic plight of the billionaires and shareholders
All this legal shit takes forever
We donât want more ai they are forcing it lol
They are taking land from people
It really shouldn't take forever in cut n' dry cases too.
oh did you hear Microsoft banned AI use from their engineers recently? because they discovered it costs more than the equivalent of human work so they've totally divorced themselves from Claude or something
i love wearing skirts but for half of the year i cant
Emminent domain should be outlawed
cracks in the bubble are beginning to form
It will tho and the ai company will get away with more bullshit
Itâs not like the fines will even do anything
âAi waterâ
Some British animator made that a thing
(It might actually happen if we get dumb enough)
The fucked thing is at this rate corporations are just going to be selling products to one another because the average person won't be able to afford anything
I tried wearing skirts and honestly I found it overrated
I still prefer sweatpants
Great Depression 2
This is sundress season 
i like them personally
Great Depression the sequel
but maybe that's because im insecure about looking male
They tend to do nothing but talk about how much of a furry they are and also push personal boundaries that they shouldn't for people they've just met from my experiences.
idk
Yep. AI just isn't ready. Too many dumbass CEOs kept trying to push the tech into adoption when it wasn't ready.
Everything is too expensive and we donât make enough money lol
Discord undid my reply
Then redo it again
Replying to this
I guarantee, for the next 20-30 years we're going to see a huge bump in legal cases due to AI breaking contract law.
Purple names are a higher class citizen than us
Oh, that's cringe. I'm sorry to hear you went through that.
I mean it's already happening with Pizza Hut.
Implementation of strong ethics, safeties for ai is going to take strong leadership amd that is nonexistent
it sorta speaks to how unviable it is if Microsoft can't even afford to justify the cost
There was some town that voted against it and the govt ignored them and went along with the plans to build the massive ai data structure
Among other places. We've barely scratched the surface of the shit that's going to get exposed.
I kinda just stopped giving a shit about gender bullshit
Itâs so freaking gross they just said we donât care what the people who live here think
I worried about it for awhile then got burned out thinking about it
Pizza Hut taking a MASSIVE L for investing in AI for pretty much all of their logistics for it to backfire on so many different functions
did you know you can use the vegetable drawer in a fridge for storing a large bowl of cookie dough for easy access?
Kevin oleary đ€ đ€ đ€
i wishhh
Guy who wants to get Salmonella:
Or not at all
A bigger problem they have is the loss of institutional knowledge when you lay someone off and replace them with AI. Do it enough and all of a sudden you have a talent glut that can't be filled because there's nobody educated enough to do the job anymore.
Build it where we canât live ?
Where they store nuke material
Bombs
Areas they test bombs etc lol
erm I don't even keep salmon in there, that would go in the meat drawer below
Make it resistant to bombs it will be targeted anyways
Because those places have no nearby water
No one lives there it bothers no one
Yeah no fuck ai it uses to much water
house of cards is looking REAL unstable right about now
Which is why they're trying to build a trillion of them in the Great Lakes area
Literaly too much
Weâll lose all our lakes lmao itâs not sustainable
Thereâs nuke plants that use sea water to cool
Time to buy some off grid land
There's a reason the techbros are building bunkers in isolated parts of the world. They know what they're doing is going to backfire. Badly.
Cannibalize thrm
They will be eaten like vault dwellers in fallout by raiders
So dead ass lmao
Their meat is tainted, can't even use it as fertilizer.
HADRON WAS HERE!
how do you get blasted for too many emojis lmao
@jaunty path I need you rate my Dark Templar rant.

I hate Dark Templars because they're just the Kriegers of Space Marines. Oh look, ANOTHER squad of bowl cut crusaders screaming Gothic Psuedo Latin. Truly groundbreaking storytelling.
There are over ONE THOUSAND chapters of Space Marines and the writers keep picking the same four. Black Templars, Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Space Wolves. But at least the other consist of 'vanilla, nice people with anger issues and wolf-wolf-wolf' instead the 'dues vult' edgelord shit turned into a chapter.
Marines Malevolent exist. We already have a chapter that makes being assholes their entire personality without being weird hypocrites about it. At least they are upfront about being assholes without a dumbass holier then thou gimmick.
THIS IS THE PART THAT KILLS ME. The fanbase acts like Black Templars are deep. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST! Their chapter identity is "no psykers, perpetual crusade, scream about the Emperor, technically no women (incredible flex on a faction where women don't exist anyway, congrats on the zero effort gimmick)." That is not depth. That is a 'how do we get the weird crusader obsessed people to buy minis' checklist.
"Hurr hurr we are the most loyal, we follow the Emperor's truest path." MY GUY. You split from the Imperial Fists because you wanted to permacrusade WITHOUT OVERSIGHT. You are LITERALLY the chapter that said "actually I'd like LESS accountability please." You are the cop who doesn't want the body cam... IN THE 40K UNIVERSE!
There is a reason their fans make a large portion of any 40k discord server's ban list.

No think about it
oh that's how
I got fucking clanked.
Food is all bad
They would taste like mc Donaldâs
We would start hunting there vaults down for the tasty food
It's ok now. Now misses will see two pings but only one exist.
40k fans arguing over which colour of armour is better
Then when we run out of the rich to eat we would get angry and riot
Then we would die in the riots
chaaaaatttt
I for one would burn it all without potatoâs
Gaslighting misses đ ur mean
I can't leave I need to play Skitarii next month
Without potatoâs Iâll blow a mf head SMOOF clean off
they are growing increasingly afraid as they should be
Thats why you don't eat the rich, you use them to fertilize crops
SHE FUCKING PINGED ME TO TRY AND BAIT ME WITH ROBOSEXUAL STUFF!
Drip is good, i donât care about color⊠if the armor got enough amenities in the right places Iâll be happy
maybe we should all ping missus and delete the pings to further the gaslighting
Letâs make a death dome
Thankfully for her I browse the internet and learned things I wish I had not.
Like from mad max 2
OH I RECOGNISE YOU
Make them fight ij the death dome
you need to stop changing your profile bro đ
So I hit her with a WARHOUND reference and she either has to admit to knowing what that is or google up.
Valid. In lore they've killed a Custodes.
So
Heretics
I canât, itâs addicting⊠somehow

fair
Stop melking it
best one
Remember barn yard?
No

lamenters get sent on crusade for some reason i forgot
black templars are completely fine for killing a custodian
my shit memory ruined the joke
Badaab Wars
Badab?
killing myself


me btw
I haven't read one book on them but theyre probably not far from being the Klan Chapter
Ironically enough lmao
I read theyre on a Constant Crusade, so theyre constantly producing new marines to fight
the only thing I have ever read involving the Black Templars at all is the story of the Celestial Lions and that single Black Templar Grimaldus did a good job saving them but a friend told me that's the single good Black Templar ever
why couldn't black templars just be german marines or something
I heard recently that some dude made a real life hoverbike, why donât people try and improve that?
Cause GW needed something for their inbred player base to play as
People can barely drive cars correctly
Yeah⊠thatâs true
Because it's not street legal what so ever so it's limited to hobbyist field flying basically
it'd be cool but do you trust people to drive hoverbikes? think about the last time you met an awful driver on the road and now imagine that same person being able to fly
Chapter of Chuds
Flying stuff wonât be street legal because vertical traffic would be a nightmare
It would be lanes like on coruscant in star wars
getting high marshal helbrecht but painting him as an ultramarine in protest
It would be Star Wars traffic lol
How in the world do they have traffic jams?
Imagine someone hits a bird and crashed into your house in their flying car bruh


Those who snow
Too many factors
Flying cars would never be a thing in any reality unless there is zero control from the occupants and there are pre determined lanes. It would be 1000 9/11s a month otherwise
snowgrave
Exactly
Cause it'd cost a fuck ton of money to do and be impractical
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And not an effective mode of transportation
@stark bobcat Why cant i respond to your ping
Also imagine if one of those fell on somebody
Yes we know Corvus corax
Why donât we roller skate to work
AAAAAAA
Iâm going to start doing that
raining super heavily outside
We used to at one point
i hope my cats aren't getting wet
Why donât we use bike?
Your cats are outside?
one of mine lives purely outside
Why
cause the one inside HATES him
Thatâs like insane
I would be so nervous for them
sameeee
I donât think they have many roads thereâŠ
In my area if I let my cat outside it would get eaten by a cyote.
House cats shouldn't be let outside
When my cats hated each other I did the thing where they were in separate rooms until they got used to each others scent now they are all bffs
It's a danger to them and the ecosystem
i think one of my cats was abandoned tbh
Cats decimate local ecosystems
I won't tell people what to do with their animals. I don't soap box. But if you let them outside be prepared for them to not come home one day.
Like how the car population would triple if they got excess food 
I just think it's shitty and irresponsible
Iâm so glad my cats want no business with being outside lmao
It depends
I adopted 2 feral black cats, they're now indoors
The only natural predator of a cat in suburban America is a Honda Civic
Or a insane neighbor
it's that or a coyote in some places
Or the infamous shark
If an inane neighbor killed my cat I'd lose it completely.
That'd be a weird one
Ever since I saw that video of that coyote on the backyard ring camera trying to eat the house cat but couldnât be let in because everyone was sleep I refuse to even consider my cats touching grass if they arenât on their leashđ„
shark spotted in the streets of detroit
Could be worse⊠like some kids rouge homework
No literally
I plead guilty, yeah I did it
if a wind animal kills my cat im making sure that species goes extinct.
Why would you do that
What would you do if you found out your cat was a cop
im not being serious
And them being your cat was a sting operation
Ik im trolling
Like the cat pulls out a badge and a gun and tells you to get down on the grounds
Swat rushed in
My cat being a cop I would sue them for sexual harassment cause they lick my feet
Reminds me of chozomander and his gf lmao
Uhh⊠idk, bake pasta? Recite Cave Johnsonâs rant about lemons? Eat the phone?
Cat gives you a devious look and takes a devious lick before throwing you in the back of the paddy wagon
I live there I think I'd know if there was a shark on the loose
I have a perfect video for this and I canât post it
Great reference
Evening to all
FREEEEEEEZEEEE
Check dm
I kinda want to toss the rest of my gin out :/ I dun wanna drink
God emperor is badass
Give it to Obama
'Hey Obama, do you want half a 26 of cheap Canadian gin?"
Missile strikes your wedding
That gin could buy you a mule in the future
You donât know
You could buy a samurai with that gin
True!
Jokes on them. The chances of me getting married are close to 0.
Love Samurai! Especially the black dog single
basically confirmed no arquebus for admech 0/10 literally unplayable
We need another option to edit our character. 50,000 is insanity
Mfs sounds fucking great
Wdy mean
Love samurai
Just make money
Like their name and shit
Think I spent 200k for gag names lowk
400k because I had to change them back
lol
ARMORED CORE?
Lmao even
Itâs hard
Oh nvm
Wait are we talking about armored core?
Uhh⊠gloves? Boots?Glasses? Fish? Dietary supplements? Auspex? The refrigerator they sleep in?
Yes
We are now
I made Hello Kitty in Armored core
lamball was summoned to the sound of a core being armored
But joe canât walk
I grew up on Project Phantasm
They have wheelchair legs
So fun
Dead ass
Oh yeah I forgot
Wheelchair leg option
The treads
I might need to check that game outâŠ
Itâs funnnnn
Do it.
It's very very tryhard if you play multiplayer xD
I hated the treads lowk
I wish AC had co op
Will you be my Armored to my Core
Trust me, Iâll have no idea whatâs going on but will somehow get a 50+ killstreak
Look if I had a lot of money I would fund a armored core tournament called
Tournament of steel.
Oh speaking of co-op. Some madlads are making a Starfield co-op mod and so far it works pretty well.
I honestly come back to Fires of Rubicon every now and then
30,000$ reward to be the best core pilot
Such a cool intro
It was my comfort game for when I just wanna chill
Assuming it will ever happen where do you think or want the story to go and what enemy factions would you want to see?
But I donât have that kind of funds

Wait, which one
Man I love "generic youtuber milks the same thing for the 53rd time" best genre of youtube
Your pfp is funny considering I have that notification sound for texts 
Dude the last few missions on the flying city was peak level design. This missions were so badass
Because armored core is awesome
The song that plays is called first contact
Ohh, gotcha
Wait... 53rd...
Can't wait for AC 7.
The spell is working
(8+ streak and counting
)
Hope it has crossplay
The song is not for the boss itâs for you and Ayre making first contact
It will make the game last longer
The moment everything changes
I like watching urban american kids make videos about Naruto in street slang. I get a kick out of it and maybe the money from views will go somehere needed.
I have a armored core name silver ghost :]
I think Ayre as one of the ending was like really memorable as well
It has two laser cannons on it back and two machine guns
Goated boss fight
Another Mr E. video on skitarii
THE SKYS ARE MINE TO CONTROL CHRISđŁïžâïžâïžâïžâïžđ„đ„đ„
From 54th, and from 56th we not from 53rd
8+ people use the tf2 notification sound? 
I like the Chicklen legs by RaD
Morb 67th
chaaaatt
I want Fromsoft to make BloodCore, ACs vs The Old Blood.
Flesh and steel
Viper 1 on station. Your journey ends here pilot. The Skys belong to Me. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide.
I'm home early, you wanna play some games?
work
Not even a titan can stand a chance against a AC letâs be honest.
There is no chat, only Zuul
Especially with NEXTS being a thing
dunananana just work it up, dunananana just work it up
wassat
The size of ac is crazy
So a next is basically a AC turned super sayin 4
Imma give a slight of the doubt since titans have point defense systems
And itâs scaled with other from soft games
As wonderful as FromSoft is you know they'd fuck that up bad somehow.
You can compare a dark souls character to a armored core
To see how big a ac is
Itâs insane
And the snow worm boss
absolutely
Mortal Shell 2 looks cool
Thatâs bigger than any from soft enemy ever
just need to work up the courage to leave my room
The snow worm is so stupid big
Well it is a giant mech
Goober take the Lion mini
Nah ACs are crazy broken
Yeah but even the tiny mechs your ac fight are big
The scale of armored core is insane huge
You can look at doors ment for humans etc also for scale
ACS can go up to 12,000mphs
I still gotta play AC6
Yeah, I I had like the art book for Rubicon, and I just gleek over the Megastructure arts they have in there
assasin cred
And that was in ac4
I dunno I like both games and Elden Ring, never played Souls games. I think it would be like chocolate and peanut butter, if you like those things.
Has fromsoftware always made the armored core games?
Yeah
And the other concept arts for the AC's were also nice to look at
Since 97
Freaks
Oh neat
my dumbass thought you were saying assassin's creed 4
I think it was their first game before transitioning into a gaming company
Yes since PS1
Yup yup
I'll carry you

I WONT GIVE UP! Iâll chase the clouds from over rubicon! Only I can fly high enough!
i miss old assassin's creed
What I mean is, for example, FromSoft said it wasn't possible to have several co-op features...then a modder added them to the game. And they were QoL features like not screwing with boss spawns and letting torrent be used.
Aircraft Carrier 
I thought it was their other series, kings field
i tried to play AC2 but whenever i did literally anything my screen shook violently everywhere
staggers him into hell
im on darktidee
Psx is still one of the all time greatest consoles
Taking off my boots gimme a few
The best way to put it is FromSoft are a very Japanese company. That comes with a whole lot of good and a whole lot of bad due to their corporate culture.
hmm i should replay black flag
Never heard of that one, but AC was pretty much their entry into the mech genre, I think it aged well
I am taking a break from DT I have some hand cramps.
Walter has some of the craziest lines
â yes that voice I see it next to youâŠkindling for the fire.â
It feels like weed edibles last even a day after you take them ngl
There's a remake being made
I am the one who knocks Cadia
said warmaster walter
That's called a weed hangover xD
I had ac 1 and 2, I don't think I've played the series since 3
Not a hangover since I don't feel awful and actually feel better than usual
â once somethings alive it doesnât die easy. You have to burn EVERY last cinder.â
Breaking Cadia? 
How many mgs tho
Black Flag
ouuuuuig
5 mgs
I just love when I am discussing potential new enemy factions for the game and some drooling moron comes along and says "dregs and scabs are actually 2 different factions" that's why everything is going wrong in this world
"621, time to get to work"
They feel more or less the same ngl
Yeah that's what a weed hangover basically is. You still feel stoned. Not in a bad way but in a 'I shouldn't still be high but I still am' kind of way.
I only notice it when ragers are armored
They are literally the same but one is armored I guess?
I love the taste of gummies but they don't work well for me
They still die in a good heavy from tax axe
I love just killing everything with the cop shotgun
Taxe is so evil on scum
Same, dosage too low to do anything for me
oh shit i hope its not equally bad or worse than shadows
Use tac axe. Its zoted
Eh it be like that.
I've just learned that if it happens again just to be firm and express my disinterest.
Takes like 4 to 5 shots to kill crashers and has crazy accuracy to take out snipers that are far away
Hold up⊠titan sized warhammer when?
Understandable, you are cool tho
Titans. Done.
So far it's been leaked that it's a mixed bag. The updated visuals are amazing but the gameplay changed are a mixed bag.
100-200mg is good for me
Will we get 40 thousand of them?
Idk⊠maybe if you asked gw kindly enough
I really want these shield enemies
Only if we get flails
40 thousand war hammers under the sea
Pay walled lel
Oh shit nice reference
I wonder how good the skitty will be
UNDER THE SEAđŁïžđŁïžâïžâïžâïžâïžđ¶đ¶đ¶đ¶
Itching to play skitty
why do melee psykers run laspistol
I hope they canât
what does he even do
On release it'll be op to push the product then get dialed back over a few patches
Crit
Just like arbites ?
Do it like Rogal Dorn always wanted
No matter how good the new class will be, you will still play on the same maps, killing the same enemies, hearing the same voice lines
Cuz release arbites had the strongest dog ever
Release arbites had insane cyber dog
Because melee pyskers rely on lots of crits. You can use the laspistol as your special/range killer.
It killed everythint
@dire kayak loading in
Preach
Great gun for Mobility damage and does a surprising amount of unyielding damage. It does a lot of damage to bosses too.
It's still op as fuck wdym
Its great for killing things far away with good accuracy
No bro
No
If you werenât there on release
It was more broken at launch imo
You donât know
Stops trappers. Flamers. Bombers.
YOU DONT KNOW
Its a bit more balance now I think
on release it was DIFFERENT
Was it that good? I still think it's pretty op now
you could run all dog 3 arbites and I was a vet who marked enemies
We didnât get to kill stuff
The dogs were dashing
From elite to elite
Like ninjas
Force push with heavy las is so good
The buffs it gives, coherency aura and takes down every enemy other than crashers
We were just marking enemies for the dogs and they killed everythint
It was SO broken on release
I Loved it bro lol
All Iâm hearing is that inferno staff needs another buff 
I have a red line going vertically on my forehead and I have no idea what it's from
Am I dying?
The arbites Iâm my squad went â weird looking arbites.â
Mfs bouta be bisected
Who's watching the game tonight? The hockey game specifically
They still do tho? The dog just fucking flies like a cartoon dog all the time across the map to rake down enemies
As long as it's quick 
Like literally flying away
Short answer: yes. Long answer: We are all dying. Just very slowly.
No but like no cool down bro
Like back to back
Who the fuck watches sports? Now donât mind me as I go watch a battle report 
Throught the entire mission
Well
HURRY THE FUCK UP
Like before you can kill any elite
It has a cooldown? Never noticed it
The dog was on it
Bro if you werenât there for launch
You donât know
It was INSANE
soulblaze is really strong
Usually I just mark an enemy and he is gone
The dog was STRONGGGGGGGGG
i was fucking around in the meat grinder and i started a chain reaction and all the specialists just repeatedly get killed by soulblaze
Very true
Of it was that strong then maybe it's better that they nerfed it
Like people just marked over and over
It was just going from elite to elite
Faster than you could kill by shootint it
Yeahh
Or melee
Bro is crossedđ
Like it was crazy bro
Can we just buff smite already tho? And psyker abilities in general?
I remember an arby just spamming ping bro, it was annoying
Release cyberdog was the craziest shit bro
Like holy shit we were never stronger lmao
I rarely mark just because of this
I don't want smite to just aoe stun the entire map I want him to just fucking fry enemies in front of me, why is so hard?
oh no not the crossed
Assail is literally garbage dog shit
As far as I know from my time on the gsme release cyberdog was the most op
Straight up killing myself if crossed apocalypse happens
Uh oh
Brain burst is ok I guess?
QUICKLY STOP HIM
this is legitimately the only option
đŁ
But assail needs a rework and smite needs a branch
Brain blast
Im surprised you know it 
Fuck the crossed
Ahhhh hoppin on some Darktide
I like smite Palpatine moment
I know many things I shouldn't know
The crossed is just torture porn.
That book is just Grif dark for the sake of from dark
Thatâs it.
This
this is also true yeah
Thatâs why I havenât read it lol
Smite right now is so boring man, you just aoe stun and you watch your team kill everything
Say what now?
Yeah⊠something like: moar peril = more damage or something of the same sort
Like bro
Donât worry about it.
Just read berserk
Itâs for your own sanity.
It's very good if you just want to win the mission
I do agree it's more of a support aoe then it is a damaging ult
Fair enough, Truth is a terrible burden
I'm speaking this genuinely. Do not look it up
That's how it works right now but it is boring
I won't.
Just remove smite
Nah itâs not a truth. Itâs just a really bad experience reading experience.
I just played a game as my melee psyker and was blind half the time from having like 4 effects on my screen... That was an experience
I'm bout to scum it up rn
Yeah⊠it takes a good 45 seconds to eradicate a single pox walker
Remove smykers from the game đ
Scum look like they would grope you
Kind of, I would prefer if there was a build that you could just cosplay palpatine
But then who'd highlight the specials for me to kill? Certainly not a vet :/
Just fry everything in front of you instead of releasing tentacles that look like electricity
Heâs Marking out 
Isn't the cop just afk telling the dog to kill shit?
I was born in the autoping. You merely adopted it. By time you discovered the QoL mods it was BLINDING
They should add the ability to throw metal haymakers
(Actual psychic ability btw)
Iâm on console I ping physically
The hell is a heymaker? Some sort of agriculture thing?
A form of punching
They should let us telekinetically pick up barrels as psykers and throw it at the nearest 'fucck you' enemy
A heavy handed punch
Think of a overhead strike
Telekinesis would be such an awesome blitz ngl
FALCON......PUNCH!
Why I am imagining a psyker doing a fake out and throwing an actual punch when you said metal haymaker lmao
It would be cool
Yeah⊠but their hands are made of literal living metal
Yeah I don't know what fat shark is doing, there are so many lore accurate shot they can add to the game that eill instantly make it crazy popular
But then they just go and make expeditions
What the fuck?
I've never heard of this tbh
its actually a thing?
Yeah, itâs under biomancy
Muscle wizards đȘ
Also psyker could just use firekenesis as well
They saw ARC and wanted to do that. But with PvE only...and none of the rewards...and with very limited POIs that get super boring super fast.
Played twice and I was pretty annoyed at the timer instead
Why the hell do I have a timer?
Well, thatâs just inferno staff, they could do different things if they added inferno staff marks but thatâs not happening 
Trust me, the maps all have the depth of a puddle and the width of a lake. Even if you stick around to do everything it's all the samey boring content.
Well the pdyker could just fart flames or some shit, I mean there's the electro staff as well
But we also got smite
Why assail needs rework
Because it doesn't do shit? It's not fun and it doesn't have that oomph
Like you are just a crack head throwing crack crystals or something
What the fuck is this? Kenshi?
me when I lie
smh
You mean you ain't throwing crack crystals?
Itâs pretty competent dps with EP/DD and scales quite well with warp splitting (cleave), and itâs fast to use & flexible
You can get good dps out of the crack crystals?
Yea?
I always thought it was like throwing toothpicks at the enemies or something
What are u using it for
Like imagine a crasher looking at you while his helmet goes tink tink tink
Assail is nice for fire and forget sniping
Replaces the need for a sniping ranged
Itâs pretty competent at killing specials, gunners, shotgunners and Dreg ragers
Really all u need for them
Why are you throwing crystals are the giant armored ogryn
I mean you got like the gun for that anyway tho?
Hey I need some help on finding what most people say is the best newest hound build on auric for the arbitrator in the latest update
Nah ur using:
autopistol
They aren't like completely garbage dogshit but I don't see why would I ever use them
It means u can keep ur gun for bursting down bigger targets and it is better mixed horde than gun most of the time due to having cleave
I just run bolt gun and just kill them with one headshot
Why would I get into the all the work to aim and fire a crystal that goes like a drunk fly ?
Why do u need to aim and fire assail
Assail tracks on your cursor
To do more damage and focus the enemy I want to kill?
No way it works like this? Right?
(It does)
It follows ur cursor aim lol
Left click shards actively track on your cursor, yes
One more reason to not use it I guess? The hell? That's why they keep going like that
Test it in the psykhanium
You can throw a bunch then swerve them into someone
Its fun
I'll take your word for it but while it sounds fun
I really like assail and I don't think it needs a total rework
I looked it up and read some
But some buffs could be in order
I'd prefer if the enemies just died when I shoot them, instantly
Idk man this sounds like a lot of talk on a subject u barely understand & donât want to understand
It being basically useless on armor is it's biggest problem
Like becoming smite 2
That would be cool
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We are doomedâŠ.
Just make them do damage or something? And maybe make them go where you shoot them instead of going around
It's really awful yeah. I haven't read the books or anything but I did see a weird youtuber talking about it and out of curiosity looked at a vid
The algorithm cursed me
FOR THE EMPEROR, KILL THE HERETIKS!
its very visually graphic
Different things have different uses
it's very, very graphic yeah
Okay but it does literally nothing
im probably too desensitised to care but this could absolutely fuck some people up mentally ;.;
And there's a fuck load of armor in this game
Frankly it should just spread to the nearest special unit if killed before the damage goes off. That would solve a lot of smite's problems.
No no you don't understand, you are just bad or something
Honestly y'know what I changed my mind
It does quite well on shotgunners, gunners, specials and Dreg ragers
It should be reworked
I think the internet has desensitized me a bunch because I saw it and went "wow that's fucked up" and then just went about my day like normal
Make it trueshot volley
Trueshot barrage?
Is it barrage?
Ezreal but on darktide
I got the important part right
hit me up with bossa nova edm
ooouugghhh
Yeah lol
-15% spawnrate of crushers
That and I dated an edgy goth girl in my 20s who was into all that gory edgelord shit lol.
Hey can I have some help on finding what most people say is the best newest hound build on auric for the arbitrator in the latest update
OOF
We're thinking of different games actually
Just have them instantly hit the target, focused shots have armor penetration
Simple as
Crushers barely spawn anymore lol
OH HEY I WAS AN EDGY GOTH GIRL OBSESSED WITH GORE IN MY 20S
Right? lol
I was referring to Waystalker ult from VT2
Damn is the rework that big?
I haven't played since it dropped
im lucky enough to have never watched or read gore
Oh btw. Check DMs 8BIT
so im truly innocent
You should read the recent patch notes ngl
In your 20s is low-key kinda embarrassing
Teens sure
I can send u a 20 minutes duo clutch vod in auric HiSTG where 0 crushers spawned in that entire time
Would that convince u
I did
in your 20s?
okay auntie đ
It just didn't sound that drastic on paper
I was way into all zombie fiction and all sorts of occult shenanigans when I was a teenager and into my 20s too so I have seen some things
I honestly forgot it happened cause I haven't played since it came out
I mean even if there aren't many crashers, they are still pretty useless anyway because you weren't using assail on crashers in the first place
PFFFFFTTTT
I'm young so I won't announce my age đ€Ł
I asked my duo if he wanted to hop on and he said no so I didn't either
I talked to a girl once who listened to emo electronic playlists while watching plane crashes/listening to black boxes
Yeah that's true I suppose
UhhhhhhâŠ.
Everyone typing fast...
I remember my tyrannosaurus Rex puppy like it was yesterday
Kriegsmans
But yes assail 1000% underperforms relative to the other blitz you have available
Crusher spawns dropped off so much that melee weapon perk meta just changed lol
Truly the time goes by
Do you want to meet my friend
AAAAAAAAA. A RAT!!
Dunno if anyone got my question XD
I am not a rat
Damn that's crazy
ITS A TALKING RAT
That's racist from you
AAAAAAAAAAA
What perks should I be changing?
- shoots *
Dont you mean, specist
trench raider salute
You want an arbites build? Just go kill order
Also I'm hyped tbh cause I'm a HSword main
Most melee weapons are unyielding & flak now
With maybe 4 exceptions
I AM GOING INSANE
Oh that's already what I used
I have them detailed in my guide
Looking for the best hound build
No your not, I am sane
Those were the days
Well actually I use maniac not unyielding
THERES A TALKING RAT!! AAAAAA
Just pick all the nodes that buff the dog then and killing order
I donât think maniac matters that much for melee atm (usually)
I'm watching Spider Noir. It's not bad. A little cheesy but I kind of expected that going in.
It helps my HSword shred crushers
Wait
Are u being serious
Most enemies are flak or infested for the most part
Plus it's Nic Cage as Spiderman. Who doesn't want to see Nic Cage as a 1940s devetive spiderman?
I donât think it changes Dreg rager breakpoints much atm, depends on class ig
Booi
But I would do unyielding instead cuz being able to kill bulwarks faster is significantly more impactful than being able to kill ragers a bit faster
I still have Cara and Unyielding for the tougher enemies ngl
Maniac and Flak has never done me wrong
do u have any good zombie recommendations
Ragers can duck my weenie AND balls
World War Z but the BOOKS not the fucked movies
most gory thing ive ever written about were the abominations and still theyre really tame
It's from the traumatic experience that every Darktide player has passed
20 crushers
I was going to suggest that too. The books are great.
I think some weapons do benefit but theyâre in the minority
Well my counter point to that is that's how you would play it
And I'm me
I wish I had the book đ„č
Toxic commando is cool too!
My fav zombie thing OF ALL TIME is Shaun of the Dead
That one is great
But I love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in anything so
That's a fun movie
A goldie
I haven't seen it since I was like 10 tho
I liked it too. Not sure what my favorite zombie depiction is though.
Prolly challenging seeing new zombie movies without it feeling like the other millions like it
Idk if you could count this but my favorite zombie thing is the episode of Space Dandy where the entire universe, including the narrator, becomes zombies
If anyone has seen that
Top 3 episode of that show
Isnt Space Dandy an anime
Yes a very good one
28 days later is probably mine, or the dawn of the dead remake
chaaattt
Some of the coolest zombies state of decay zombies, Last of us, Resident evil probs more tbh
One of my favorite of all time
i need uppies
Ok but Train to Busan is also AMAZING and the #Alive was fantastic too. The Koreans know how to make amazing horror
28 days Later is underrated
The Dawn of the Dead remake wasn't bad if we're talking about the same one.
Fr
28 Days Later is fantastic yeah
I really hope you're not older than 18 saying this
South Korean horror is amazing. Train To Bussan was really good too! Watched it recently for the 1st time.
28 days later i think was one of the first running zombies?
Cringe XDXDXD
im really childish this is an established fact
Came out in 2004 i think
If you haven't yet watch #Alive
Yep pretty sure we talking about the same one
I really enjoyed it
I've seen it
speaking of which, arent they making a new zombie movie
I watched the last tenth of that movie on acid and just made fun of it cause I didn't know what was happening
Another entry to the world of Train to Busan
Train to Busan
Yo! Do yall remember a really old zombie game about a farmer and it's an FPS? it was Road to ..... something
I forgot the title but I remember seeing the trailer
I know they have a series based around a bunch of high schoolers surviving a zombie apocalypse
I fucking love South Korean horror but it's been a few years since Ive been into the genre.
Rough
The base I was deployed to at the time had a movie theater and they played dawn of the dead 
plants vs zombies
i regret nothing
It can't be as bad as High School of the Dead. That was literally just jiggle physics and sometimes someone gets eaten or shot LMFAO
NAAAAAAAAH
have you seen movie?
i love being childish
Postal 2 reference?
Well you should probably but whatever
That's a hilarious show
If you ignore the bullshit
Played that game back in highschool.
I'm waiting to get some $ 
BURN A BOOK! SAVE A TREE!
It's so fucking dumb
You gotta be
FUCKING
kidding me.
Game is still absolutely hilarious especially with mods
I binge watched it one Halloween when I was like 11
FUCK
you
As fucked up as it is, spawning in 1000 cats and lighting one on fire was kind of fun
THE PART WHERE THEY PLAY SNIPER ON HER TITS HOLY FUCK DUDE
I regret nothing
Yeah that's badass
âŠâŠwotâŠ..
AND THEN THE OTHER GIRL DODGING AND HER TITS PULLING A MATRIX AND DODGING THE BULLET?? LMFAO
thats highschool of the dead
The Space Dandy zombie episode is so peak
OH
lmao
Yeah
peak moment
The main cast gets turned into zombies and lives out their days in luxury on their life insurance payout
DAMN RIGHT XDXD. Did you know you cab drop a doughnut, piss on it abd watch a cop eat it.
?
Physics apparently
Insurance the main character only had cause he was trying to sleep with a conwoman who tricked him into buying it
And than there DXD
Nope lol. But I did piss in people's mouthes and watch them puke.
Which holy fucking shit
Surprisingly I never watched that
If only the character had confidence
Exactly. The cop pukes on the spotb XD
ew
Boooooobies
Yeah no repetitive slop with no real progression
Fabservice
I've matured past the point of pretending to be disgusted by goon slop
As long as it's entertaining idgaf
Goon slop only sucks if it takes itself seriously
Which DXD did unfortunately
If it's ridiculous and fun I will enjoy it
28 days later was similar to left for dead zombies
so is damnation the new heresy where all the most dogshit players just go to die?
Just no mutations
Goonslop is entertaining
Chainsaw Man is peak for silly gonner bait
Chainsaw Man has a kinda deep story but Fujimoto fucked it by having the story go on too long
Yeah he kinda wrote himself intoa hole
watch konosuba
Goon gem
Aqua is my spirit animal

Read all the light novels
its funny as heck
Seen that shit through to the end
Tf is that
Ima need some context there lol
Watch the anime and find out

hmmm

It's an acquired taste for sure
bedrotting time

If you don't have the stomach for anime debauchery you can't enjoy it
Gooning was created by Slaanesh, prove me wrong