general-chat

[tawdry edge]

Very orky I likey
Mudsnek Krumpsaur, the Beast Slayer

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYYY

[thin wagon]

Chaos lets you regrow limbs just not the one you had originally

[jaunty path]

I mean probably

They rather just fix you with a robo arm though

[hazy valley]

I'm reading on perpetuals and seeing that it's possible with genetic modification to become a perpetual but that's definitely not an easy or cost effective thing

[sudden skiff]

What is the afterlife like in 40k for people that worship chaos gods

[tawdry edge]

Probably but its just not as efficient/probably resource heavy
An augmented limb is faster, less resource expensive and efficient.

[hazy valley]

Like replacing a lost limb with a robo arm is way easier, assuming the person is worth giving a new limb to anyway

[jaunty path]

And you need a lot of ufckin reason to ig

[thin wagon]

Prolly not great

[vivid zinc]

It should be possible to regrow limbs. Bigger problem is if it would be considered tech heresy lol. xD

[tawdry edge]

Depends on the god, how willing the worshiper is and how he does it

[hazy valley]

That's fair. I was just curious how advanced the medical tech in 40k was. I know it's highly variant depending on the world with some worlds basically being low tier feudal societies and others being highly advanced technological utopias

[south valve]

Gives a very brutal/primal feel, so it might be kinda perfect

[south valve]

NO WATCH OUT

[sudden skiff]

Damn I’d be in humanity hell because I’d straight up game end myself if a carnifex jumped into my trench line

[hazy valley]

So Dark Mechanicus could feasibly do it?

[jaunty path]

Worship satan

Go to hell

MFW

[tawdry edge]

It's also probably tech heresy...

[tawdry edge]

Be weary of chaos mutations

[vivid zinc]

100% they could clone a limb and attach it

[tawdry edge]

Your soul is going to the warp where its feasted by untold billions of daemons

[hazy valley]

[hazy valley]

Ok that's what I was curious about thanks

[lilac crag]

waaaaaaaaaa

[sudden skiff]

When I’m madam president I’m making Penitent Machines mandatory for people in jail for sex offenses

[tawdry edge]

Yeah you coukd have a normal tech adept do it, but he'd be very progressive for a mechanicus + a very important person to be receiving such treatment

[vivid zinc]

Pretty sure cloning is a thing for Chaos. So it's a pretty small leap for them to go from cloning Primarchs to cloning limbs.

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

So it's not like implicit but it's doable

[sudden skiff]

Oh?

[jaunty path]

Would you guys kill for a donor and beer servitor

[hazy valley]

It would be a highly unlikely scenario in the Imperium for sure

[jaunty path]

imagine how good that would be

[hazy valley]

I was just curious if it was even possible tbh

[lilac crag]

does a silly dance for attention

[sudden skiff]

Idk about beer but maybe strawberry milkshakes

[vivid zinc]

a donor? as in a blood donor, organ donor?

[jaunty path]

*ignore you like a boss 😎 *

hi alex

[lilac crag]

hiiii missus

[hazy valley]

I imagine that cloning someone using their DNA and then reattaching the limbs by connecting the nerve endings is a possible pathway

[thin wagon]

Your kidney sir....

[jaunty path]

doner as in da food

[lilac crag]

i would kill for a beer servitor

[tawdry edge]

Unless its a tech adept experimenting on some hidden Dark Age of Technology thing
There was some necromancer/frankestein of mixing xeno genome with human DNA, body parts and etc and making organic constructs...

[vivid zinc]

Oh donair 😉

[thin wagon]

What?

[vivid zinc]

Yes I'd kill for a beer and donair servitor lol

[thin wagon]

You mean dinner?

[hazy valley]

[sudden skiff]

Is beer actually good or is this big piss propaganda

[jaunty path]

DONAIR AND BEER

[thin wagon]

Why yall sayin it that way!!

Its DINNER

[delicate vapor]

I want Missus strung up by jumper cables near a bed of alligators

[lilac crag]

im not a raw beer drinker. i either do 0 alcohol or none at all. tastes like bread to me

[south valve]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

Ok so like usually I hate beer but I HAVE had a cold beer by the pool on a hot summer day and I can 100% see why some people would enjoy it even if I would prefer other cold drinks instead

[sudden skiff]

Bread…

[lilac crag]

i would not recommend it.

[vivid zinc]

If this is Pastafarian hell the beer would be flat and the donairs would be loosely wrapped so they fall apart and make a big mess when you try to eat it.

[lilac crag]

i also just dont drink much in general

[tawdry edge]

But this is like, very very early Terra shit and it was banned, stored in Emps personal lab underneath his palace
You'd be very VERY down to earth in how the hell that mechanicus acquired such knowledge and even got his hands in that tech
Like a lost remnant that wasnt surrendered and the guy tried to flee and the mechanicus found it drifting in space

[sudden skiff]

I think one I like is the wine coolers like Jamaican Me Happy is good

[hazy valley]

So it's unlikely to find an STC with it on a lost world?

[ancient violet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dQCYqN8q0rQ?si=VcDU42G0n_9mWgFd

[sudden skiff]

I forgot those are beers

When I read beer I think of Busch and Bud Lite I forgot normal beers that don’t taste like carbonated piss existed

[tawdry edge]

You could, but you better have a good reasoning in how it ended up there (or leave it slightly vague for mystery) and how the mechanicus found it

[hazy valley]

I only like alcohol when I can't taste the alcohol. My fav is called a Purple Haze and when mixed right it tastes like candy. I can't even taste the alcohol. Which is also very dangerous because I could sip those down REALLY FAST and I have a terrible alcohol tolerance

[sudden skiff]

Me with a BeatBox

[south valve]

I'm not sure what to take away from this

wholesome Scot and Ugandan friendship

[hazy valley]

I should try this

[tawdry edge]

I think next commission piece I'll do is my warbands warpsmith

[vivid zinc]

Yep that's dangerous lol. It's why I was puking my guts out last night. Gin + raspberry lemonade + not eating enough 🙁

[hazy valley]

That's very fair

[sudden skiff]

You’re gonna taste it so I recommend 2-3 shots of tequila beforehand so the taste is numb

[hazy valley]

The first time I ever got so drunk I blacked out was when I had skipped breakfast, we hadn't had lunch yet, I had a very light dinner the night before and skipped lunch that day too. So I hadn't eaten much at all and we went in to eat, had a few drinks, and I had two purple haze drinks. It hit me SO FAST. I remember everything getting really bright and then I don't remember anything

Luckily I was out with friends so they just dragged me back to the hotel room LOL

[vivid zinc]

That doesn't sound like much fun but I'm glad your friends were there to help you

[hazy valley]

I usually don't have fun drinking tbh. I just end up embarrassing myself. I don't drink often

[sudden skiff]

This happened to me at Ubbi Dubbi and my bf had to carry me over his shoulder and the one time I was conscious it was because people were concerned I didn’t know him so I had to ensure we were dating 😭

[tawdry edge]

Every time you think of some character finding a relic of sorts, think of it like a step by step storytelling

Who made it? Why did they make it? Why was it lost? Where is it hidden? How was it found? Is it damaged? If yes, why and how? If no, then what is the drawbacks

[vivid zinc]

Yeah, same, I just get more obnoxious. And I don't need help with that lol.

[hazy valley]

I'm not writing a story or anything but I did read something recently. It undid a lot of the augmentations of a Skitarii and replaced their mechanical parts with flesh made by scraping their DNA and recreating their limbs. I was curious how lore accurate that could be

It was to mock them and replace the steel they love with flesh they hate

[tawdry edge]

Tbh i think a better mockery would be to frankstein his ass back with multiple slaves pieces

[hazy valley]

I get very cuddly and end up laughing a lot

[hazy valley]

That would be a better mockery yeah

[vivid zinc]

NGL you sound like a cute drunk lol

[hazy valley]

One time while drunk at a friend's house I ended up crawling under her bed trying to follow her cat

She caught it all on video

[vivid zinc]

I'd pay to see that

[hazy valley]

ABSOLUTELY NOT LMFAO

[south valve]

I imagine you in the spiderman climbing a building pose 😭

[delicate vapor]

5am holy smokes

[hazy valley]

[south valve]

I like how you had that on hand

[vivid zinc]

Right? lol

[sudden skiff]

Why don’t hive scum pop percs for toughness

You can’t tell me they don’t have a loose bag of perc 50s in their pockets

[vivid zinc]

I need to figure something out to play today

[frank geyser]

I am looking for pepol who would play havoc with me. I havent played in ages

[sudden skiff]

Ready or not

[vivid zinc]

Don't own it 🙁

I have like 300 games but not that one xD

[sudden skiff]

Buy it

[vivid zinc]

Reading about it now to see if it's my jam

[delicate vapor]

ready or not is fun but swat 4 is fun

[sudden skiff]

Or buy a WW2 RTS and mod 40k mods in it until total war releases their version

[vivid zinc]

Eh I have BF6 I could just play that if I wanted that type of game

Actually I might do just that

The magpie that I've been feeding for the last year finally moved out of the area. Little guy flew into my bedroom when I was having a really, really bad day and stayed there the night. Had to shoo them out the next day but he'd always come back, fly into the livingroom and would either just relax or look for peanuts. He'd make these cute squeak noises at me so I named him Squeaks lol.

[dire kayak]

oh my god i just got the perfect idea for mudsnek

im gonna get an extra knight castellan head and have it hanging off his armour somewhere

[south valve]

AWW ❤️

[south valve]

That's cool af

Wait, A KNIGHT HEAD??

How big is this ork??

[fierce basalt]

did we pass the 4th node yet for the event aquilas?

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Evilios, send best emoji

[hazy valley]

[south valve]

Skitarii + kitty = Skitty

[dire kayak]

knight heads are a lot smaller than you think

[thin wagon]

Well an Ork gets bigger after each victory

[dire kayak]

around the height of a guardsman

[fading otter]

We need a sticker of that skitty squad art

[hazy valley]

I am the Skitty

[south valve]

Oh okay

[south valve]

Still HUGE

[south valve]

This is true

[dire kayak]

has extreme aura value though trust me

[south valve]

This is your name now btw

[fading otter]

#skitarii-class message

[dire kayak]

only needs a little glue to work, no drilling or cutting needed

[south valve]

What's that flag btw? Pink, white, blue?

[fading otter]

Trans I believe

[dire kayak]

either lebisan or trans

[south valve]

Ohh

It looks like a different order to the trans flag though

Google says it's femboy pride

[dire kayak]

i was so excited to do the imperial knight head thing i forgot to prep the primer 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[fading otter]

Oh

My bad

[dire kayak]

doesn't matter if it's a bad prime doe

[south valve]

I will NEVER forgive you

[dire kayak]

even unpainted it has aura

[delicate vapor]

[thin wagon]

Ork Stompa

[hazy valley]

I'll change to SkittyCat when Skitarii are released

[south valve]

Unpainted was my name when I was edgy

[dire kayak]

imperial knight head would be IMMACULATE

[thin wagon]

I'm unsure if I want to Scum or Ogryn max when Skitarii releases

Test the combos

[vivid zinc]

I'm a Zealot one trick...but I might change my ways for Skitarii

[fading otter]

How does the arc rifle perform on tabletop? Is it more like the COD Wunderwaffe or does it spray electricity like a hose

[dire kayak]

arc rifle is pretty good in mech2

[hazy valley]

Guys

#skitarii-class message

Snowflake talent tree

four playstyles potentially?

[south valve]

Ohh that's ineteresting

hmm

I can see it going badly
but if it goes well...

[dire kayak]

my fan is flickering a lot

is this bad

[south valve]

Flickering?

[thin wagon]

Makes sense they have the largest arsenal

[dire kayak]

turning off for a bit then turning back on

[south valve]

Ohh

[thin wagon]

3 guns and 4 melee options

[south valve]

that is a bit weird

[thin wagon]

Hive scum is a 3 and 3 so I guess thats not a huge deal

Arbiter was 2 and 2

[drowsy lynx]

Being temporarily exiled before returning to the battlefield for additional etb trigger

[thin wagon]

That's kinda why I'm leaning to S.o.B. not being added cause they don't bring anything unique to the arsenal besides their faith

[patent grove]

@vivid zinc i tried your suggestion last night, dabs and a joint

[vivid zinc]

How'd it go?

[patent grove]

Pretty good, just like you said

[thick coyote]

That's not 30 points

[vivid zinc]

Thought so lo

l

sorry kitty eating my keyboard again

[thick coyote]

Oh it starts from the middle

[thin wagon]

Maybe some perks cost tech remnants?

[thick coyote]

You know what that means

[patent grove]

@vivid zinc i gotta get some kind of water filtered bowl or pipe

[thick coyote]

Vet rework 5th soon

[thin wagon]

How so?

Veteran is fine why rework him?

[vivid zinc]

like...a bong? Or bubbler?

[hazy valley]

Starting from the middle looks fun for building the tree

[thick coyote]

It's a joke about how veteran gets reworked

It's about the third time now

[patent grove]

Probably like a bubbler, something to make it less harsh

[flat sandal]

So, what the current topic? Whats going on?

[thin wagon]

Aahhh. My humor is lacking

[drowsy lynx]

I have been using the same bubbler for over a decade

[stuck wasp]

They could lean on the Faith and having weapons that use them: Anointed Halberds; Hallowed Mace
Narthecium
Some Sister specific variant of Sister stuff
Condemnor Bolter
Hand Flamer
Combibolter (Flamer; Plasma; Stormbolter)

[thick coyote]

In fact
Our Zealots are not zealots enough
Bring the SoBs 🗣️

[stuck wasp]

Deamonbreaker from the SoB miniature would be so class in a tide game

[drowsy lynx]

It's small and convenient to hold with a decent sized bowl but it's a pain in the ass to clean

[thin wagon]

Yeah. Variants of zealot and vet weapons. The narthecium is good. But other than that all of those could be cosmetics of the base weaons.

[patent grove]

If it works it works. Ibhad a good one until gravity made me drop it

[vivid zinc]

I had a favorite bubbler but a friend accidentally broke it 🙁 Never had another piece of glassware that compared so I swapped to vape cartridges

[thin wagon]

I would like sisters of battle as much as the next guy but I just don't see the angle they would go for, but hey I'm not a game dev

[stuck wasp]

Depend, they would all be adding new mechanics, there aren't any weapon that really has a combi ammo system.
Condemnor while reusing the Arbites' shotgun system, would be novel enough

[thin wagon]

So grain of salt.

[stuck wasp]

And Faith weapon would in theory be close to Force melee weapons sure, but it isn't like they can't give it different focus on the animations to make them differnent enough

[thin wagon]

You may very well be correct.

[drowsy lynx]

I remember buying a new bong when I lived in the dorm, we smoked out of it one time and my suitemate accidentally shattered it immediately after

[thin wagon]

It is only my certainty that wavers

[drowsy lynx]

Feelsbad.jpg

[fading otter]

That Ogryn bully club skin that turns it into an Imperium capital I should be a faith weapon

[patent grove]

I picked up some rosin on the way home and it smells amazing but it looks really dry

[frank geyser]

Why I have locked auric diff on my psyker?

[fair bridge]

because it's locked

play damnation to unlock auric

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[frank geyser]

but this character is like 2024 made

[fair bridge]

they changed difficulty requirements with the campaign update

just play damnation

[frank geyser]

okay

[lilac crag]

mmmmmmmmm

11pm

bedtime soon....

[south valve]

No, stay awake forever

no speep

[astral basin]

Imma beat the lot of you with the wet end of a mop

[south valve]

Why?

[patent grove]

Do you mind if i ssk what country you're in

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

You mean to say theres a reason i shouldnt?

[lilac crag]

vampires and alcohol

[south valve]

Yes

I would like you not to

[patent grove]

..romania?

[south valve]

Bromania

[lilac crag]

yup

[south valve]

Alexander, I'm going to drive a stake through your heart

[stuck crescent]

Pls don't do that

[patent grove]

Make it a ribeye

[fading otter]

Not even garlic or sunlight

Directly to impalement lmfao

[thin wagon]

Well you see. Even if they aren't a vampire impalement will usually solve the problem

[lilac crag]

thou may try

[lilac crag]

ohhhh man.

[lilac crag]

painted likes to get to the point so to speak

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

This is true

[lilac crag]

(getit?pointimsofunny)

[south valve]

True react this vampire

[waxen sleet]

I guess im done with Mechanicus 2... the game won't let me play it 🙁

[south valve]

😨

[patent grove]

The emperor rejects

[delicate vapor]

2

[south valve]

9

[thin wagon]

5

[waxen sleet]

It literally keeps crashing in the exact same spot no matter what I do

[delicate vapor]

i was too focused on warframe I pressed 2 and was wondering why my ability didnt work

[thin wagon]

Silly question, did you validate your files already?

[patent grove]

Warframe is such a neat game

[timber elk]

And it outlived destiny 2

praise be to space king🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[patent grove]

Ash Prime 4 life

[timber elk]

I’m a fan of cyte-9

Or is it 99?

THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE COOL SNIPER

[patent grove]

That the one from 1999?

[timber elk]

Ye

I never got that AK

[delicate vapor]

hildryn prime for me

muscle mommy frame

[timber elk]

I tried really really hard to get into warframe

[patent grove]

Its tough, very grindy, very open ended

[timber elk]

I said “okay let me buy cyte-99 let me play it for a couple of weeks and just try to enjoy it”

[delicate vapor]

best to play at ur own pace

[timber elk]

I’m used to grinds

[placid knoll]

And now?

[timber elk]

However I can never get it down with warframe

So I just chalked it up to me not being fit for the game

[tawdry edge]

QUICK SPACE MARINE LORE QUIZ
WHICH LEGION WAS THE FIRST ONE TO FALL TO CHAOS?

[vale patio]

chat I might have genuinely enlightened myself

[timber elk]

Word bearers

[vale patio]

me

duh

[tawdry edge]

CORRECT! WHICH LEGION IS THE NUMBER 4?

[south valve]

How so?

[patent grove]

I was trying to unlock hildryn prime the last time I played

[vale patio]

I just discovered how disgustingly powerful soulblaze is

[south valve]

Use this knowledge wisely

[timber elk]

The iron warriors?

[vale patio]

uhh

ultramarines

idk

I don't know space marine lore

[tawdry edge]

CORRECT, WHICH LEGION WAS KNOWN TO LOVE SIEGE WARFARE?

[little helm]

tough? warframe is easy as shit and getting increasingly easier

[patent grove]

Soulblaze builds are fun

[timber elk]

Iron warriors.

[vale patio]

iron warriors like seiges right

[little helm]

devs are completely out of touch with their game and balancing

[tawdry edge]

INCORRECT! The Iron Warriors did Siege because they thought was necessary or the most logical strategy! The actual legion that loves sieges/attritional warfare are the Death Guard!

[patent grove]

I mean tough from the pov of a new person, not difficulty wise, its just a lot and people find it overwhelming

[timber elk]

Oh well.

[vale patio]

question

[tawdry edge]

They do it because they must, not because they enjoy it

[vale patio]

did the night lords have a primarch?

[timber elk]

Can’t get em all right

[delicate vapor]

Now the quiz is what did i see when Lynxie told me to look at their steam profile last year

[timber elk]

Yeah Konrad curze

[tawdry edge]

Yup, Konrad Curze

[vale patio]

oh right

[little helm]

ah, it leads you through the game relatively nicely until ti doesnt, can agree with you on that one

[tawdry edge]

He died shortly after the Horus Heresy during the Great Scouring by an Imperial Assassin

OKAY LAST SPACE MARINE LORE QUIZ QUESTION

[vale patio]

the only chaos legions that never had a primarch were the red corsairs [which aren't even a chaos faction iirc they just have CSM rules]

iirc

[tawdry edge]

WHICH PRIMARCH HAS THEIR NAME AS AN OFFICIAL ROLE OF THE HIERARCHY OF THE IMPERIUM?

[vivid zinc]

Konrad Curze is what happens when you bring a Goth to the beach and force them to play volley ball with everyone

[tawdry edge]

That's a chaos warband (pretty much the chaos equivalent of a chapter)

[patent grove]

Dorn

Rogal

[timber elk]

Rogal dorn?

[stuck wasp]

Warband =/= Legion

[vale patio]

yeah I was thinking dorn too

[tawdry edge]

NOPE! Guilliman.
Guilliman is a role given to a space marine who's given the right of major political control

[vale patio]

is the difference that a legion has a daemon primarch? or do legions serve specific chaos gods?

[timber elk]

Ahhhh the bastard.

[waxen sleet]

Yeah, im on Xbox, and keeps crashing in the same spot mid mission

[tawdry edge]

They are referred as Lord Guilliman

[timber elk]

I knew it was guilliman but i figured that would be too easy

[tawdry edge]

That title ofc has been given back to Roboute Guilliman himself

[thin wagon]

Oof. Xbox troubleshooting is beyond me

[vale patio]

'brother, we must refer to lord guilliman for this.'

"..which one? "

[tawdry edge]

Legions mean the 20 original space marine legions created by the emperor

[vale patio]

oh also I just remembered

[timber elk]

That is like.

Uncharacteristically narassitc of guilliman.

[vale patio]

my local game store has big G in there as a second hand model

and I shit you not they call him 'round butt gorilla man'

💔

[tawdry edge]

It wasnt named by him, it was name after him

[dire kayak]

mudsnek is nearly finished

[timber elk]

I call him “rowboat gaylay man”

[dire kayak]

even tried to paint his name on the blade

[vale patio]

I call him roundbutt girlyman

[patent grove]

Was this while he was in stasis?

[modest flume]

When she Roboute on my Guille until I man

[acoustic pebble]

Big Robby G

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough... tried a different mission and it worked without crashing, so I reladed; but if I don't do this mission first I think I get locked out of it later?

[dire kayak]

bushman how you feel about orks

[modest flume]

Awesome

[timber elk]

HUMONGOUS BOBBY G

[vale patio]

sounds like a scouse rapper

[tawdry edge]

Fun fact! The Primarch of the Raven Guard legion has the scientific name of the rave! Corvus Corax means "Common Raven"

[modest flume]

Orks are hilarious

[acoustic pebble]

Grandpa Smurf

[dire kayak]

ive got something to show you then

[tawdry edge]

Yes.

[stuck wasp]

Legion are same thing as the Horus Heresy (pre-fall) SM organisation.
Warband are Chapters of SM that fell to Chaos (Eg: Death Guard or Alpha Legion -> Chaos Legion; Red Corsair -> Warband, Ex Celestial Lion iirc)

[acoustic pebble]

How do you think he got those 500 worlds?

[modest flume]

I love the the concept of the Ork Kommandos especially

[tawdry edge]

Astral Claws*

[modest flume]

HIT ME UP BIG BOSS

[tawdry edge]

Red Corsairs are Astral Claws

[waxen sleet]

Buuuuddy mech 2 is bullying me, I finally beat the mission I was stuck on and now it keeps crashing on a different mission

[tawdry edge]

Celestial Lions still exist but the originals were killed

And then brought back with Primaris units taken their banner

[stuck wasp]

Were the Celestial Lion the Ork Sniper SM ?

[vale patio]

hold on

[tawdry edge]

I think so?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm gonna say it: Lotarra Sarrin ain't shit compared to Tarasha Yeuten

[vale patio]

so I know that rowboat gorilla man is still around

the lion is too

but is every other primarch dead? or just missing

[dire kayak]

infinite loading screen or straight crash?

[vale patio]

that haven't fallen to chaos obviously

[tawdry edge]

Missing, some are confirmed dead.

[patent grove]

Has there ever been an instance where imperial guard and orks have teamed up against another faction?

[timber elk]

Uhhhh mayhaps

[vale patio]

which ones are dead? I know sanguinius died but that's basically it

[vale patio]

probably against the bugs

[stuck wasp]

Most are missing, the only set dead are Sangiunus, Konrad Kurse, Alpharius and maybe 1 other ?

[acoustic pebble]

Ferrus Manus

[vale patio]

why did the other ones leave though

[tawdry edge]

@vale patio the only confirmed dead primarchs
Alpharius
Konrad Curze
Horus
Sanguinius (active as a warp entity some times)
Ferrus Manus (supposedly leader of the Legion of the Damned)

[vale patio]

he was iron hands right

[timber elk]

Sometimes the guards trades guns in exchange for the orks to straight up raid or attack other factions

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[south valve]

@stuck crescent I have a question actually, if you're still around?

[patent grove]

That would make for an amazing story

[jaunty path]

Hawk Tuah

[delicate vapor]

tung

[timber elk]

I just said they did….

[acoustic pebble]

Spit on that thang

[waxen sleet]

Straight crash, no error codes mid mission. Doing an expanding territory one and it crashes while "walking" to the first encounter. Doesn't matter which priest or party comp. But it will run a critical mission fine without crashing.

[jaunty path]

People like you remind me why Servitorization is perfectly acceptable

[vale patio]

wouldn't it be funny if the t'au captired a bunch of orks and did some funky brain chemistry to make orks extremely smart super-soldiers under the fire cadre

[patent grove]

You said mayhaps

[stuck crescent]

Yez?

Question

[delicate vapor]

nope

[hidden whale]

o yea? how about we servitorize YOU

:3

you'll be the waffle servitor

[vale patio]

I know it would genuinely never happen

[south valve]

You said you played tabletop and I was curious how each faction plays
Namely orks, are they likely super aggresive? Are they tanky or squishy?

[stuck wasp]

We're not really have had it explained.
But most have prophecies toward their return.
Guilliman was injured and in stasis
The Lion was a sleeping beauty
Russ is in the Warp seeking way to heal the Emperor
Vulkan came back at some point and left again
Dorn is MIA (used to be KIA)
Raven boy is hunting the Choir Primarch
Khan is rumoured to be on Comoragh (out of setting)

[hidden whale]

wow heretic_cacti. did u know besides dilara youre the oldest member of chat still active

[vale patio]

but I would like to see a neophyte class in darktide, although I would like to keep it space-marine free

[patent grove]

@stuck crescent what do you think about this krieg faction gw just announced

[waxen sleet]

They reroll all their rolls every single turn i swear

[vale patio]

wait they what

[acoustic pebble]

I'm betting on Eldar

[jaunty path]

Awesome

love waffles

[south valve]

Ohh damn

[stuck crescent]

......wot?

[south valve]

so they're like super lucky?

[hidden whale]

ok but you wont get to enjoy the waffles

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[hidden whale]

ull just MAKE the waffles

[stuck crescent]

WOT?

[vale patio]

sorry but how

[patent grove]

@stuck crescent nah just kidding

Anyways

[vivid zinc]

Missus talking about waffles...ruh roh raggy 😉

[acoustic pebble]

Theres an Eldar ship following the Mourningstar for a while now

[waxen sleet]

More like maximum dakka, don't need accuracy when you fill the air with enough lead

[stuck wasp]

Surely not, wouldn't Skeleton and Nategore be more ancient than i ?

[vale patio]

why would they work with xenos though 💔

[south valve]

I see I see

[ocean siren]

I hope and pray for Eldar anything

[hidden whale]

nah mods dont count

[patent grove]

A bigger enemy

[acoustic pebble]

Some inquisitors work with Xenos for one reason or another

[south valve]

Which faction do you play Remembrancer?

[waxen sleet]

Not an expert, just from what I read and understand

[vale patio]

oh fuck yeah they do

sorry man I don't know shit about 40k

[south valve]

Alright, thank you!

[acoustic pebble]

All g

[stuck wasp]

Cause for the Inquisition Chaos is often considered the bigger target than Xenos (unless you're part of Ordo Xenos or the Death Watch, where you'll save Slaanesh to kill a single Eldar)

[vale patio]

because doesn't the rite of trading basically make them able to whatever they want

[acoustic pebble]

Darktides not a bad place to start

[stuck wasp]

Dilara is a mod too

[vale patio]

what's the ordo xenos?

[ocean siren]

DT is how I got heavily interested in Warhammer

[hidden whale]

thats why I said BESIDES dilara ;p

just accept ur unc already

:3

[vivid zinc]

I have never met a more chill set of mods than the ones here. Normally mods are either stressed out or ego machines.

[patent grove]

Faction of the inquisition that focuses on xenos races

[vale patio]

oh ok

[stuck wasp]

The Inquisition is separated in different Ordo, who focus on different threats:

• Xenos: Hunt GSC and other Xenos sympathitasier
• Hereticus: Hunt Chaos cults
• Maleus: Hunt big Chaos cults and actual Deamonic infestation

There are smaller ones too but less noteable

[acoustic pebble]

But you can join any Ordo or switch to another Ordo

[hidden whale]

does wanting to bang an elf count as xenos sympathiser?

🤔

[patent grove]

For the uninitiated GSC = girl scout cookies

[acoustic pebble]

Only if you're a sub

[stuck wasp]

In theory yes, but if you have a writ of trade you should be ok

[hidden whale]

wait so rogue traders can??

[stuck wasp]

Not really that easy

[stuck wasp]

More like RT are out of juridiction

[dire kayak]

who wanna see my ork

[acoustic pebble]

Not that easily no, but it is an option

[acoustic pebble]

Show

[hidden whale]

isnt there a really powerful named primarch or marine with an elf wife too

[dire kayak]

beastboss mudsnek krumpsaur

[patent grove]

@stuck wasp is grendyl hereticus or maleus?

[hidden whale]

are they just too chad to be capable of bothering

[vale patio]

chat should I get a new outfit for my psyker

[acoustic pebble]

Hetericus

[stuck wasp]

I mean, it's basically getting an Inquisitor from said Ordo to introduce them into your organisation

[vale patio]

I lowk need one

[vale patio]

yeah go on

[stuck wasp]

Hereticus, as we know they've dealt with GSC situation just prior to Atoma

[vivid zinc]

It's been so long since I've played BF6

[acoustic pebble]

It's okay

Just wish they added authentic Marines

[patent grove]

Gsc?

[acoustic pebble]

I want that Marpat

[acoustic pebble]

Girl scout cookies

They are forces of chaos

[stuck wasp]

||Genestealer cultists||

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, there's nothing more relaxing than killing bots in BF6

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly dude

[hidden whale]

what about taking a walk in nature
or relaxing by the beach

[vivid zinc]

Throw on casual breakthrough, set up a choke point and just MOW DOWN the bots lol

[patent grove]

Oooo

[acoustic pebble]

But I wanna RUUUNNNN

I need to use me LEGS

My POWERFUL THIGH MUSCLES

[patent grove]

BF4 was my jam, flying the little bird chopper

[vivid zinc]

I don't live by a beach and nature here is either homeless encampments or flat, heat scorched grassy plains.

[hidden whale]

hmm. turn the homeless... into a beach

[acoustic pebble]

I now feel the need to play Arma 3 again

[hidden whale]

[modest flume]

Let me tell you about this cool game

[acoustic pebble]

Turn them into tourist attractions

[vivid zinc]

River of blood with some city-provided sand that's supposed to be for ice?

[modest flume]

It's a really small and niche game called Darktide

[acoustic pebble]

Set up a fighting pit and let them at it

[modest flume]

Made by this super obscure indie studio

[acoustic pebble]

Sounds scary

I HATE IT

[hidden whale]

obesewhale

ive heard of them

[modest flume]

Don't worry, I'll hold your hand

[acoustic pebble]

Overweight fish

[hidden whale]

dont talk about yourself like that 😔

[acoustic pebble]

DON'T TOUCH ME! I HAVE 19 STIMMS IN MY ARMS

[vale patio]

should I get a new psyker outfit guys?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I'm just a Fat Shark

Badum tss

[vivid zinc]

A guy did that, got invited onto Dr. Phil and then used his time to lambast Dr. Phil for being just as much of a predator when it came to preying on the vulnerable for 'views'.

[acoustic pebble]

You're jealous because I'm funny

And sexy

And got a gut to rule over Ogres

[modest flume]

Time to make it 20

[vale patio]

I wonder

what are ogryns?

I actually don't know

[modest flume]

Abhumans

[acoustic pebble]

Abhumans

Very big bois

[modest flume]

"mutants" as it were

[vale patio]

are abhumans the same thing space marines are?

[acoustic pebble]

No

For Ogryns it's more genetic

[vivid zinc]

Wooo I have a 5.51 KDR in BF6 xD

[modest flume]

Space Marines are modified to become such, Ogryns are born how they are

[vale patio]

right

[delicate vapor]

ogryn just naturally the best

[river elbow]

With a lot less intelligence.

[fading otter]

And that’s born perfect

[acoustic pebble]

We keep Ogryns because they are incredibly loyal and the best of boys

[modest flume]

Biggest, toughest, strongest, meanest

[modest flume]

Wrong

Because we can't take that from you

[delicate vapor]

less intelligence but a big loving heart

[acoustic pebble]

Ogryn hugs are the best

[vale patio]

are the leagues of votann also abhumans or are they different species entirely?

[modest flume]

They believe their orders are directly from the Emperor (including the chain of command yadda yadda)

Chaos Ogryns have to be manipulated or drugged to defect

[acoustic pebble]

Fun Fact: Male Fatalist actually got a hug from the Bodyguard, but is hesitant about another one

[acoustic pebble]

They're dwarfs. Their own thing

[stuck wasp]

Yes and no, they're Abhuman (Squats), but are independent and not allied to humanity (and doing a whole of things that the Imperium would kill them for if they knew)

[vale patio]

right

but yeah ik I've asked this question a few times but should I get a new outfit for my psyker

[modest flume]

No

[river elbow]

The Behemoths fight well in the name of the Lex.

[modest flume]

Moebian 6th armor for everyone

[acoustic pebble]

Screw the Lex

[modest flume]

No alternatives

[vale patio]

aight

[acoustic pebble]

What is the gayest thing ever? And why is it THE LEX?

[vale patio]

I think when I max out my psyker I might get him a new outfit

[stuck wasp]

For the Sesbian Lex

[south jetty]

Abhumans: humans that are a bit "off", but are acceptible in the Imperium whether it be that they look human enough, or they're super productive and useful to keep around. Some may even consider them mutants, depending on the time and region. Examples: ogryn, ratlings, felinids, psykers, Navigators*, sometimes those such as beastmen

* Navigators are a mutant, but a selectively bred one
Space marines are just super modified humans with a whole bunch of extra organs and augments

[fading otter]

Get drippy

[vivid zinc]

I saw that before the edit you gooner lol

[river elbow]

THE LEX CANNOT BE DENIED!

[south jetty]

Did they nerf ogryn cleaver.......

noooooo

[acoustic pebble]

THE LAX CAN BE PISSED ON!!

[delicate vapor]

legs

[south jetty]

Gex Atoma

[acoustic pebble]

I won't even fix that spelling

[stuck wasp]

Abhuman is a legal term for the Imperium, some of its aren't following the "rules", like Psykers and Blanks aren't stable (being born from normal people more often), and Goliath and Afriel Strain are manufactured

[south valve]

Nice pfp

Skitty

[south jetty]

Insect

[south valve]

Oh

[vale patio]

the outfit I was thinking was uh

mortuary pattern flak helmet

savlar chem-safe fatigues and psykana armour upper body

mortis operative battlegear lower body

[south jetty]

He's like an isopod to me

[south valve]

Bug boy

[delicate vapor]

s

[south valve]

🐛

[south jetty]

Bugarii Ranger

I still can't believe she drew this for me outta nowhere

[vale patio]

I just realised that I would look like the guy from fallout new vegas lol

[vivid zinc]

That looks a whole lot like a certain type of toy if you get my meaning lmao

[south valve]

It's pretty peak

[south valve]

IT'S A BUG 😡

[vivid zinc]

suuuure lol

[river elbow]

DESECRATION OF THE LEX'S HOLY NAME. MANDATED EDICT: TWO YEARS IN OHIO!

[vale patio]

maybe khorne was right

don't be weird man

[acoustic pebble]

I LIVE IN OHIO!!!

[south valve]

Freaky individual.

[river elbow]

PHILADELPHIA IT IS, THEN!

[south valve]

When is your sentence over?

[south jetty]

I LOVE BUGS!!! 🐛 🐛 🐝 🪲

[vale patio]

so is the lex basically just the imperium laws

[vivid zinc]

Ur in the wrong place and that was pretty fucking tame u prudelol

[acoustic pebble]

BEN THERE TOO!!

[south valve]

when doo you get out?

[acoustic pebble]

...sentence?

[south valve]

What is your favourite bug?

[river elbow]

DAMN IT!

[south jetty]

asking a favorite thing in nature from me is like asking a fish to survive the sun

how the fuck do I pick?

[south valve]

Yeah, did you not get sentenced by the court to go to Ohio? Why else would you be there (jk sorry, please don't kill me ❤️)

[acoustic pebble]

UNOFFICIAL MANDATED EDICTS! MANDATED EDICT: GO TO DETROIT

[vale patio]

well excuse me for not liking when someone's first message in this convo is about how a worm emoji looks like a sex toy

[south valve]

CHOOSE, DAMN YOU (sorry, stupid question)

[vale patio]

I don't think I'm a prude for not wanting people to reference sex toys for basically no reason

💔

[acoustic pebble]

Nah! They did me a favor!

Lots of people to SPLATTER

[river elbow]

YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME, SCUM! MERCY SANCTION FOR YOU!

[south jetty]

I don't even have a favorite color ‼️

[south valve]

Ohiove Scum

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a you problem. Don't make it a me problem.

[acoustic pebble]

I WORK FOR THE INKY! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!

[dire kayak]

meow

chaaaaat

[south valve]

PICK A COLOR!!!!!!

ANY

[south jetty]

In your defense as well, this is a public channel, and a bunch of people got banned for doing the same shit

[acoustic pebble]

Oooh, clever

[vale patio]

still it's a public channel man

and it's not like I've came in guns blazing

[south jetty]

The dark hues of tree silhouettes when dusk has an orange horizon and clear sky

[vale patio]

saying 'NO FUN EVER'

[patent grove]

@dire kayak how does your pfp have cat ears??

[vale patio]

I just asked you nicely to maybe not reference sex toys with no crrelation

[vivid zinc]

This place sees yuri talk. I wasn't even talking to you lmao.

[dire kayak]

discord profile thing

i bought it for like 5.99

[south jetty]

Yuri doesn't have to be sexual

[patent grove]

That's cool

[vale patio]

it doesn't matter if you were talking to me or not, that had literally nothing to do with the conversation

and as astralmight said yuri doesn't have to be sexual either

[acoustic pebble]

Oi, if you two gay bois are gonna do some loving, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

[dire kayak]

im writing yuri and it's not gonna be sexual!!!!!

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like you've got a problem that I don't want any part of. Ima use the block button here cuz it's totally justified imo

[south valve]

We should all write a yuri right here, one word at a time

[dire kayak]

she

[acoustic pebble]

It will end in tragedy. I promise ya

[south valve]

was

[vale patio]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, I hope you block me because I'd rather not talk to you again

[thick coyote]

Yuri

[dire kayak]

is

[vale patio]

no wonder I don't like bleach fans if they're like this

fucking hell

[patent grove]

Yuri is japanese gay manga right

[south valve]

so

[acoustic pebble]

Lesbian

[dire kayak]

PEAKKK

[vale patio]

yeah but it's been generalised to just mean lesbians

[south valve]

TRUE

WE WROTE SCRIPTURE

[vivid zinc]

Basically

[south valve]

Do they have a reputation?

[dire kayak]

yaoi = men kissing
yuri = girls kissing

[vale patio]

kinda

bleach fans are usually chill but the bad ones are awful

[patent grove]

yaoi, thats what i was thinking of

I was close!

[dire kayak]

you like cats i hear

[vale patio]

indeed

[dire kayak]

mrrow

[vivid zinc]

This shit is exactly why you're blocked. Wtf does Bleac hhave to do with me not tolerating your nonsense? Rhetorical question. IDGAF

[limpid vigil]

Yuri on ice (A yaoi anime) - Hold my beer

[acoustic pebble]

Damn why're you being an ass?

[vale patio]

I thought you blocked me lol? also I only mention you liking bleach because bleach fans usually act like this

[acoustic pebble]

I won't lie, the animation is fire for that one scene

[dire kayak]

drama in my silly server 😔

[limpid vigil]

did not watch it yet , plan to tho

[vivid zinc]

Cuz they butted into a conversation with someone else and then tried to soap box. I don't tolerate that crap.

[vale patio]

they act like prissy children like you who get offended at everything

[delicate vapor]

the day has fallen goob

[acoustic pebble]

I only saw one scene and said "cool"

[limpid vigil]

this week is josee tiger and the fish time

[vale patio]

if you've blocked me then it shouldn't matter right?

[vivid zinc]

I blocked them was gonna leave it be...but then they start dropping nonsense about bleach

[vale patio]

plus you've shown me no respect so why would I respect you?

and again

you've blocked me right

[vale patio]

surely if you've blocked me you shouldn't care

[acoustic pebble]

I can see it

[jaunty path]

Oh whats cooking in here

[acoustic pebble]

Drama

[south valve]

Me fighting to be neutral

[fair bridge]

i blocked everyone here and now the server is all mine :)

[dire kayak]

drama in the silly server

[acoustic pebble]

Nah

[dire kayak]

[acoustic pebble]

That's a lie

[vale patio]

an IQ too high?

[acoustic pebble]

You love me too much

[patent grove]

@fiery wave i got an idea to make it so my heavy attacks get triggered by pressing RT instead of having to hold then release it but ir doesn't seem like you can do that 😤

[acoustic pebble]

Everyone here loves me

[hazy kestrel]

The heck happened

[graceful hamlet]

Drama time?

[dire kayak]

i see you ainz

[south valve]

AINZ, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS

[fair bridge]

im just sitting here by myself.... playing w my touys...

[vale patio]

some prick of a bleach fan tried to talk shit to me for asking him not to talk about sex toys

[dire kayak]

why does ainz always come in at the worst times

[dire kayak]

steals one of your toys

[jaunty path]

50 years ago they never wouldve imagined we had racism but with media you enjoy

[limpid vigil]

parries

[vivid zinc]

Drama done, I have them blocked and I'm not gonna look at their posts if they're just going to fucking slander an entire fanbase because someone doesn't like their soap boxing lol.

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/alligator-cute-gif-27663158

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I didn’t have eyes today

[fair bridge]

i have everyone blocked but somehow one of my FUCKING touys disappeared now im PIST

[jaunty path]

You read this book, therefore x characteristics about you

[acoustic pebble]

Want me to gouge em out for ya?

[hazy kestrel]

And once again, general chat is the reason

[hazy kestrel]

Please

[fair bridge]

i better unblock everyone just to see who took it......

[jaunty path]

reptile

[jaunty path]

loser

[acoustic pebble]

Hold still. Or scream. Don't matter to me!

[south valve]

You are Missus, therefore evil

[fair bridge]

how could you

[vale patio]

good, keep it that way loser

[jaunty path]

This is true

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok, we all know how insufferable 40k book readers are 😏

[jaunty path]

like

There is one thing ive never understood

[patent grove]

Good luck next time you're doing a crossword puzzle

[limpid vigil]

anybody want a fact abt gators? Or crocodiles? Idk wich is wich but i still got a fact abt at least one of em

[fair bridge]

FUCK

[jaunty path]

profile people based off what anime/show/movie/book/media in general they enjoy

[vale patio]

I don't know about reading 40k books to be honest

[jaunty path]

so stupid

[tight pine]

[acoustic pebble]

Like it resonates with them?

[graceful hamlet]

I was joking because most of us have read them

[vale patio]

no offense but I was mostly joking when I said that

[south valve]

I think Jakka likes sharks

[fair bridge]

do u dont like picayune dreams ?

[vale patio]

also it's an opinion

[graceful hamlet]

Because it’s a 40k server

[jaunty path]

A few are quite good from what I hear. I'm thoroughly enjoying The Infinite and The Divine

[acoustic pebble]

Theres also Fantasy books. The Gotrek and Felix series is my favorite

[jaunty path]

Yeah but some are serious about it lmfao

[tight pine]

I think painted likes the law

[dire kayak]

me playing with mallow's toys

[jaunty path]

TF2 NOTIFICATION SIGN

I HATE YOU!

[acoustic pebble]

I think Painted likes being called a TITHE CAT

[fair bridge]

ur pissing me Off.....

[limpid vigil]

Cuz i might not know wich is wich but i know one of those learned how to climb chainlink fences in florida

[south valve]

TRUE

[vale patio]

yeah people that see you like a series and automatically assume that you're this and that for liking it are mostly just nerds with no personality

[tight pine]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

It is non negotiable that there be a real life rivalry between Iron Warriors fans and Imperial Fists fans.

[south valve]

TRUE

[dire kayak]

mrrrow

meow

[delicate vapor]

put dispenser here

[sudden skiff]

🐛

[south valve]

I can hear your pfp

[acoustic pebble]

You're a Guard Cat

[dire kayak]

pootis

[jaunty path]

bloods n crips

[acoustic pebble]

A Catian

[wispy wadi]

Ok playing way to much Mechanicus 2 makes me realize, seeing Skitarii shoot anything not-necron gonna be nice in here

[south valve]

ERECTIN a dispenser

[graceful hamlet]

Real chads are Minotaur Milking Farm book readers

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamn fabricators of wooden walls….

[elder merlin]

Im sure there is someone who likes both, imagine fighting them on the tabletop

[elder merlin]

[limpid vigil]

Ok i gotta be honest - anybody else think painted's pfp looks like pou?

[vale patio]

who do yall main in tf2

[delicate vapor]

scout

[limpid vigil]

or is it just me

[delicate vapor]

mostly scout

[dire kayak]

medic

[vale patio]

scout mains are aihgt

[sudden skiff]

More like GDs and Crips nowadays

[south valve]

Meow

[delicate vapor]

scout n sniper thats it

[patent grove]

What year is this!??

[tight pine]

Soldier
(I’m on console )

[acoustic pebble]

Alright nerds, I'm going for cigarettes. SEEYAAAA

[delicate vapor]

marlboro..

[south valve]

🚬

[delicate vapor]

s

[sudden skiff]

Stop doing that

[hazy kestrel]

Cigarettes are bad for thine lungs

[dire kayak]

no i will not be your medic girlfriend

[acoustic pebble]

I don't have lungs

[vale patio]

[acoustic pebble]

Marlboro 100s

[vale patio]

medic mains are goated

[delicate vapor]

these tf2 heavy animations

[limpid vigil]

@south valve apologies for the observation

[hazy kestrel]

You won’t if you keep smoking.

[vale patio]

me personally I main spy

[hazy kestrel]

Smh

[acoustic pebble]

Doing what?

[south valve]

Oh I didn't see that

[limpid vigil]

it was a fish joke

[sudden skiff]

Smoking

Stop it

[hazy kestrel]

I know

[dire kayak]

spy.........

[acoustic pebble]

Can't hear you, it's too dark in here

[dire kayak]

the cat is a spy

[south valve]

Thank... you...?

[sudden skiff]

Okay I cast black lung on you

[south valve]

😭

[dire kayak]

starting to think you're actually a dog lover in disguise....

[vale patio]

spy and demoknight

[acoustic pebble]

I cast no toilet paper on you

[timber elk]

gets shocked and rides away on a kiwi bird

[tight pine]

It’s ok 👍 at least kieg kills reality will give you aneurysms unmatched by any tzeentchian trickery

[acoustic pebble]

Okay seeya

[south valve]

That engineers a bloody- MEDIIIIIC!

[sudden skiff]

Fuck

[patent grove]

I think I mostly played scout and spy but i forget

[timber elk]

I was definitely a heavy main

[tight pine]

That dispenser is a spah!

[south valve]

That scout is a- SENTRY!

[vale patio]

prognosis? HAHA, YOU'RE DEAD!

[limpid vigil]

Ahh i thought it Exocoetidae'd over your head

[dire kayak]

chaaattt

i can't writere

[timber elk]

I even bought poker night at the inventory just to get the iron curtain minigun

[hazy kestrel]

:( 40 more minutes of work. Nothing to work on.

[dire kayak]

i told myself i was gonna just write shit down and make it better later

[tight pine]

Just turn into a Servitor

[dire kayak]

but im scared that it'll be baddd

[hazy kestrel]

It did not

[jaunty path]

Bring books to read

[limpid vigil]

A joke so terriblle i did not even get boo'd

[hazy kestrel]

I do

[jaunty path]

Read ur slop den!!!

[vale patio]

I wish I could play PNATI but I 1: suck at poker and 2: only care about the heavy lore

[limpid vigil]

Aye aye cap!

[hazy kestrel]

Stoicism books are not slop

[vale patio]

also isn't it delisted

[vivid zinc]

What about fatalist books? xD

[limpid vigil]

Gotta do a reread of greatest estate developer anyway

[jaunty path]

No

Its back

[vale patio]

oh really?

cool

[tight pine]

I think arbitrator has beef with a mechanized orangutan

[vale patio]

what do you think the next class after skitarii will be?

[sudden skiff]

Tyranid

[dire kayak]

i hope wyrmwood agents

[tight pine]

Obviously:
Titan sized titan

[vale patio]

I think they're probably not going to add new classes after skitarii unless they can pull something off

[limpid vigil]

gonna be honest - at this point might as well be comissar cuz i have no idea

[vale patio]

comissar might actually be interesting

[dire kayak]

we could get wyrmwood agents

[vale patio]

I would love to see neophytes in the game but that would be pretty unachivable

also I don't want space marines in darktide

[limpid vigil]

Yes and no cuz lorewise they would share a lot of skills with the rejects. Like inspirational shouting from vet and other stuff

[tight pine]

The goobers in the melkbux cutscene?

[sudden skiff]

Commissar should be able to do friendly fire dmg

[limpid vigil]

Basically you would re-use a lot of stuff to make a commisar class work imo and i don't think ppl like that

[vale patio]

battle sisters might be interesting but I think they might be a bit too high-brow for darktide

[tight pine]

Friendly fire in return for some sweet passive buffs

[limpid vigil]

We are moving the bar up with skiitarii tho

[vale patio]

yeah I suppose

[limpid vigil]

high-brow is kinda void rn with that imo

[sudden skiff]

Space marine class

[vale patio]

I could see those uh

what are they

the guys with jetpacks

[tight pine]

Nah, they ain’t doin that

They said that 40,000 years ago

[limpid vigil]

imo assasinorum class would go hard

[sudden skiff]

Yuh huh they told me after I signed an NDA

[vale patio]

I would never want to see astartes tbh

unless they're neophytes

[sudden skiff]

They said they are adding Titus

[vale patio]

I think it would be interesting to see new routes added for classes

like new warp powers for psyker

or a kriegsmen route for veteran

[limpid vigil]

i just hope they give the push more knockback

[sudden skiff]

The fire ability added as a skill but you self immolate would be cool

[tight pine]

Uhh… skitarii tomorrow

[vale patio]

i think if I were john fatshark though I think that I would make the routes as a free thing

[sudden skiff]

You would ass?

Freaky ass dev😭💔

[vale patio]

apologies I'm absolutely out of it today

[sudden skiff]

Don’t say sorry to me, climb into the Penitent engine

[sudden skiff]

It wasn’t a suggestion

[vale patio]

it's a suggestion to me

nah

[tight pine]

How about corpse starch processor?

[sudden skiff]

Low grade corpses aren’t added

[vivid zinc]

Was gonna say...but then thought that would sound kinda harsh coming from me lol

[dire kayak]

me when someone compliments my writing:

[sudden skiff]

Your writing is cool

I haven’t read it

Okay now heavy breathe sticker me

[vale patio]

wait you write stuff?

[south jetty]

I need to draw more

[sudden skiff]

Goober wrote the Holy Bible

[dire kayak]

yeah but it's not very good and im a very slow writer

[vivid zinc]

That would...sadly explain a lot lmfao xD

[vale patio]

same here tbh lol

[patent grove]

In college I had this history class and we had to write a fictional historical story and I totally misread the assignment and wrote some cosmological lovecraft horror

[vale patio]

what are you writing?

[dire kayak]

yuri

[dire kayak]

[vale patio]

oh ok

[sudden skiff]

What’s yuri

[south jetty]

yuri good for the heart

[vivid zinc]

You know I'm kidding 🙂

[sudden skiff]

Yuri sounds like some Russian thing

[graceful hamlet]

The opposite of yaoi

[sudden skiff]

Is this a nuclear post apocalypse

Wth is yaoi

[dire kayak]

women kissing

[sudden skiff]

Oh

[dire kayak]

men kissing

[sudden skiff]

Is that like it

[graceful hamlet]

Sesbian lex

[sudden skiff]

You write people making out

Out

Oh

[vivid zinc]

Technically, since Supernatural has an anime series...does that mean Wincest is yaoi?

[amber delta]

gay but japanese

[dire kayak]

more like romance stories

[sudden skiff]

So like smut

[vale patio]

I wish I had the confidence to actually write stuff lol

[dire kayak]

not necessarily

it can be smut

but doesn't have to be

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

can just be romance

[sudden skiff]

Write a story where one eats the skin of the other

[vivid zinc]

It's heavily implied there will be some level of smut though

[sudden skiff]

In sections

[graceful hamlet]

That’s just a Night Lords novel

[sudden skiff]

Guro is peak fiction

[vale patio]

what do night lords even do again

[indigo mason]

So how come there isnt a different faction?

[patent grove]

Terrorize

[indigo mason]

I mean the game is 3 years old

[amber delta]

[indigo mason]

You'd think there would be more variety in enemies

[vivid zinc]

Best they can do is reskins of the same 4 enemy types

[vale patio]

I think one of my favorite things about darktide is how it focuses exclusively on death guard

[indigo mason]

I don't even get why we have scabs and Dregs

Wtf even is the difference gameplay wise

[vivid zinc]

None, basically

[amber delta]

difference is they have different stats

[tawdry edge]

Darktide doesnt even mention them wym

Its just Nurgle worshipers

not the Death Guard

[fair bridge]

different armor classes and attack effects

[indigo mason]

Sources are telling me that theyre adding Orcs to the game in 2 hours

Believe me

[tawdry edge]

[fair bridge]

yeah this game is fucking ass just add space marines and orks already that's what everyone wants

[vivid zinc]

With those enemies though it doesn't really matter cuz they're weak enough that you don't really have to do anything special when fighting one or the other.

[indigo mason]

Idk if adding space marines would make much sense

[fair bridge]

nobody wants to play this baby shit where you talk and hold little guns

[dire kayak]

stealing another of your toys for this

[tawdry edge]

true adding space marines makes everything much better and fun

[indigo mason]

Idk anything about Warhammer to be real with you guys

[tawdry edge]

it barely makes sense tbh

[sudden skiff]

Sources tell me the orc is stable
Please God

[indigo mason]

I just like horde shooters

[tawdry edge]

[indigo mason]

Lmfao

[fair bridge]

i'm backed by the full power of every single loser on the fatshark forums sweaty

[vale patio]

didn't you block me?

[tawdry edge]

no?

[indigo mason]

I blocked you