general-chat

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok

[strange pumice]

that’s just the sad reality of any lgbtq representation though, like most genuine rep you guys get always gets shut down for corporate approved representation that really doesn’t do anything

[astral basin]

Nynxiee bad

[somber scroll]

Lesbos island is part of greece, there is a sign

[crisp yoke]

-# yeah I feel that way to

[hazy valley]

Always sleepy

[crisp yoke]

Fair enough

[tawdry edge]

Why she run like that

[tawdry edge]

[strange pumice]

being bored while downloading all my bg3 mods

[somber scroll]

it is too hot, I dont have the energy to do anything else but lose my mind and time on dorktiode server, life sucks

[strange pumice]

why must the console mod manager be so butt

[regal jasper]

Disney just uses the LGBT image to sell tickets at theater, like was with the buzz lightyear movie. They don't care about representation, just numbers

[crisp yoke]

Sleep well
Bye ^_^

[crisp yoke]

K

[tawdry edge]

Read my warband... do it... Read it.. its so fucking good...

[somber scroll]

im still trying to negociate the use of my all daemon engines list but still no reply

[regal jasper]

most of companies don't care at all

[tawdry edge]

They never cared

[somber scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy38yEo_7Io

[tawdry edge]

Its all about moneh

[regal jasper]

gimme to me, I'll read it!!

[strange pumice]

that’s why so much “representation” comes across as forced or almost tasteless 90% of the time

[restive lava]

who is yuri

[tawdry edge]

U already resd it

Read it

[strange pumice]

like i lowkey think that bad rep is partially responsible for that whole anti woke movement

[somber scroll]

red alert 2 villain

[strange pumice]

but that’s a different conversation

[regal jasper]

[ember nimbus]

gamergate caused the trump presidency

[somber scroll]

no shit sherlock

[strange pumice]

peak…

it’s peak…

[strange pumice]

don’t be mean to me i’ll cry

[restive lava]

peak they say

we shall see

[somber scroll]

FILL MY GOBELET WITH TEARS RAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!

[strange pumice]

this is true

[somber scroll]

I WILL BE DRINKING YOUR LAMENTS TONIGHT

[strange pumice]

gamergate was the downfall of society

[tawdry edge]

There is a country behind it all

[somber scroll]

trumpistan

[ember nimbus]

a game review for some french canadians indie game is in direct causation to the 2nd invasion of iran

🤡

[regal jasper]

[thick coyote]

It's always the Canadians

Smh

🚬

[somber scroll]

french canadians

they're even worse

[trim crane]

SKITARII IN A MONTH YAYYYYYY

(I can't wait)

[somber scroll]

terrible species

[thick coyote]

Dear God

[strange pumice]

so we nuke canada and france?

i think that’s how we solve this

[ember nimbus]

we nuke america wdym

[strange pumice]

wait no i live there

hold on

[twin flower]

[restive lava]

i take it you guys use truth social from the sounds of it?

[ember nimbus]

🫡

[twin flower]

time to move

[strange pumice]

can i leave first…

[strange pumice]

of course

[ember nimbus]

i salute the burger sacrifice

[somber scroll]

france or canada

[strange pumice]

texas…

the superior country

[somber stream]

Can you nuke Berlin while at it

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Australia what happaned to that prine minister who you all lost at sea ?

The one y’all never found

Tf happaned there

[restive lava]

who let these liberals in my communist state

[rancid shore]

hello lads

[delicate vapor]

[strange pumice]

they got him

[somber scroll]

elon muskistan

nuke it

[strange pumice]

that’s austin

[tawdry edge]

Liberol... ough...

[astral basin]

He was never lost
He just genuinely fucked off on a fishing trip lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Harold holt went to sea

[somber scroll]

austin texas

[gloomy tartan]

Never to be seen again

[strange pumice]

and i agree nuke austin

[somber scroll]

nuke france as well but leave corsica, britanny and normandy out of it

[restive lava]

no, nuke cali and india

esp cali

[tawdry edge]

You're all forgetting one place

[strange pumice]

cali did nothing wrong except be expensive

[somber scroll]

I do not care for normandy but my brother lives there

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t nuke my baguette

[somber scroll]

yes

rad bombardment

skitarii style

[ember nimbus]

there 1 place that will get us banned probably

[restive lava]

slavia

[tawdry edge]

Aaaah you'll be fine lorechat says it everyday

[ember nimbus]

i wasnt aware of lorechats game

[somber stream]

My lawyer adviced me from saying that outloud

[strange pumice]

mossad please strike this person down!!!

[somber stream]

Anyway

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a thrid party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Theres a reason people say lorechat is its own independent place

[ember nimbus]

i can not be arrested for stating my opinion can i

[strange pumice]

this dude actually organized the whole thing

feds get him

[somber stream]

They arrested kids for torrenting music

[tawdry edge]

You cannot hurt me !!!!

[somber stream]

They'll do you for less

[south valve]

Genchat is for lore
Lorechat is for general stuff
is my understanding

[regal jasper]

cause u guys are a bunch of stupid chuds talking bullshit?

[crisp yoke]

I don’t feel well

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all just men

Innocent men

[astral basin]

California tries too hard to be the “everyone” place that it kinda 180’d into a “barely anyone can stand the social tension” place
Most cali tourists i see here cant understand how people can genuinely not gaf and just conduct business wo extra hustle

[ember nimbus]

i reposted so many taliban x monolith stalker edits

[crisp yoke]

What’s everyone talking about

[somber stream]

Oh those are fine

[tawdry edge]

Real

[somber stream]

Just don't touch Israel

[somber scroll]

Genchat is for lobotomy
Lorechat is for autism

[south valve]

I see

[somber scroll]

it's about it really

[crisp yoke]

I’m gonna touch it

[delicate vapor]

they kill you when you turn 22

[south valve]

this makes perfect sense

[crisp yoke]

I’m gonna touch the button

[somber scroll]

I'm gonna touch you

[strange pumice]

waow

[crisp yoke]

If you are then kill me
You’d do me a favor

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[strange pumice]

kriegers don’t love death guys

this is a misunderstanding!!!

[tawdry edge]

And then theres a third place for those lost to the light of God

[gloomy tartan]

Kriegers love mud wrestling

[somber scroll]

what about imperial truth

[crisp yoke]

I don’t

[gloomy tartan]

You must

[somber scroll]

the channel where duiscussing polotics is forbidden

[gloomy tartan]

Kriegs love mud

[somber stream]

Fun fact: Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a Queen bee

[strange pumice]

i hate how flanderized the entirety of the guard gets

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly

[patent grove]

You must'nt

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie that’s how it should be

[ember nimbus]

i found out last week i can do a pretty good werner herzog impression, but im also german so its not worth much

[tawdry edge]

No blasphemy.

[gloomy tartan]

Go out on a high

[short geyser]

worth?

[somber stream]

worth.

[strange pumice]

yes guys the shovel joke is funnier the billionth time!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they explode

Internally lmao

They nut and internally explode and die

[somber scroll]

🙏

darktide server brainrot is so peak

[ember nimbus]

you just speak a slow overexaggerated german accent and you overenunciate your consonants

boom werner herzog

[patent grove]

Show your seppuku face

[short geyser]

”shovel noises”

[somber stream]

I actively suppress my German

[tawdry edge]

Oh boy cant wait to say "I sense some Heresy!" for the gazillionth time!

[somber stream]

Wait actually i can just speak perfect english

[strange pumice]

i will shoot myself right now

[ember nimbus]

try it , its so easy

any german can do a werner herzog

[restive lava]

whats the shovel joke

[delicate vapor]

ovel

[short geyser]

Wait Lemon, did you know the krieg like shovels? And they only use shovels for weapons, did you know that Lemon?

[strange pumice]

but but space king told me it’s funny…

[crisp yoke]

I’ll see yall later

Ta ta

[short geyser]

Ta ta

[somber scroll]

Ta ta

[tawdry edge]

I want the creators of space king to become more famous so more chuds can migrate there and leave my hobbies

[gloomy tartan]

Hey remember that hotdog joke in wolfenstien?

That joke rules

[somber stream]

Sounding obnoxiously Bri'ish is more fun imo

[gloomy tartan]

When bj is being a spy lol

[strange pumice]

something about the tau seeing a titan

[ember nimbus]

im bad at doing that one tho

[somber stream]

Also if you happen to fuck things up you can just larp as one and blame it on the brits

[ember nimbus]

im more fluent in ebonics

[strange pumice]

trueee

[somber scroll]

never happeneing

no chud is going to abandon a fascist xenophobe colonialist eugenistic religious power fantasy

[short geyser]

”DID YOU KNOW THE TAU FOUND A DREADNOUGHT OLDER THAN THEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??”

[gloomy tartan]

I like saying init and bruv and fish and chips at British people

Or tea and corgis

[strange pumice]

it honestly amazed me how many of those super religious chuds act like the imperium would be on their side irl

kinda crazy

[short geyser]

I hope

[somber scroll]

absolutely !

[gloomy tartan]

Just shouting phrases at them like I’m trying to activate them as a secret sleeper agent

[tawdry edge]

All we gotta do is introduce more female custodes and maybe female astartes

[somber scroll]

no

[ember nimbus]

dont remind the imperium larper that big e didnt want to be worshipped

[fiery wave]

Are you saying we can actually poke you to rant in German?

[somber scroll]

it can be done a lot more easily

just kill em all

[strange pumice]

that requires them to read and i don’t think they’re very literate

[gloomy tartan]

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

[somber scroll]

[somber stream]

You won't see me speaking in German in international space any time soon

[south valve]

Sehr gut

[gloomy tartan]

Lolololol

[ember nimbus]

ach

[somber stream]

ACHTUNG

[fiery wave]

So, Discord DM call go.

[gloomy tartan]

I like screaming in Spanish when I’m drunk on Xbox live

[strange pumice]

unironically gw making one of the lost primarchs a woman would literally be the coolest thing ever

[ember nimbus]

ALARM

ALARM

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fun

[somber stream]

ALARRRRMM

[astral basin]

Thankfully space has no nationality

[gloomy tartan]

If I knew French I’d get drunk and scream in French too lol

[rare pulsar]

AHA DU WILLST WOHL KLAUEN WAS?

[analog gorge]

Question, if I have bonus strength from stimming as hive scum does that also increase my gun damage

[tawdry edge]

No
I want them to feel their hobbies are ruined. I want them to think they can't enjoy something anymore.
I want to infect every single piece of fucking media they consume with all they hate and feel their joy wither away, shrinking into a miserable pile of bitterness so only then I could end it all.

[ember nimbus]

die bauern sehen durstig aus

[somber scroll]

Ich mag necron Extinktoren mit tesla karabiner

[south valve]

Bonjour

[gloomy tartan]

Strength is erythang I think I dunno

[short geyser]

Hey Petted

[twin flower]

Buenas dias

[south valve]

Lotta Germans here

[twin flower]

Oh

In that case

[strange pumice]

das diddenbluden

[somber scroll]

bonjour

[south valve]

Bonjour table!

[twin flower]

Guten tag

[gloomy tartan]

Good job mac

Es muy bueno

[ember nimbus]

i try to keep it tucked

[rare pulsar]

Ich wollte die jacke nur mal kurz anprobieren 😭

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not good at typing Spanish Ngl lol

Siegfried is a cool knight

[somber stream]

Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!

[gloomy tartan]

Bro fought a dragon

Saved his babe

Respectable

[ember nimbus]

didnt he also gain immortality?

its been a while

[gloomy tartan]

He what?

[short geyser]

Now i’m trying to think of other overused 40k jokes…

[dire kayak]

assembled the beastboss

[gloomy tartan]

Excuse me lmao?

He became immortal???

[rare pulsar]

Es bleibt hier alles so wies ist und es wird sich hier nichts ändern!

[somber stream]

Fuck that's bleak...

[strange pumice]

sisters gooner jokes

[tawdry edge]

I don't want to simply kill them. That would be mercy to a dying animal. That is not enough. I want to see them suffer and beg under agonizing, slowly painful demise as they realized they chose the wrong side.

[twin flower]

whos immortal

[gloomy tartan]

Kill all non humans

[short geyser]

slaanesh sex jokes?

[somber scroll]

necrons

[somber scroll]

ad mech toaster jokes

[strange pumice]

those are literally the two worst oh my god

[rare pulsar]

RIP psycho andreas😭

[strange pumice]

those are kinda funny sometimes though hold on

[fiery wave]

That's just sleeping with Xenos.

[somber scroll]

nah

[short geyser]

As a night lords fan, the fucking “it’s also a hammer”………………..

[somber scroll]

they are not

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Maybe I got too passionate about killing chuds

[dire kayak]

there is STILL superglue stuck to my leg from LAST NIGHT

[gloomy tartan]

I like the nurgle statues where he’s wearing a jersey and has beer hat horns and is screaming roll tide

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry

[somber scroll]

imagine thinking toasters are the single and only kitchen appliance

[gloomy tartan]

They amuse me

[regal jasper]

Don't kill anyone, pls and ty

[strange pumice]

blood bowl nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle being someone who sits on his ass and watches football tracks

[short geyser]

Don’t worry lynxie, I agree with your sentiments

[tawdry edge]

Some deserve it

[strange pumice]

nurgle is simply the average cowboys fan

[somber scroll]

DECIMATE THEM ALLLLL RAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!

FEED THEIR SOULS TO THE SOULFORGE !!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

i did lose the lower teeth for the beastboss but i was able to remedy it

[tawdry edge]

[regal jasper]

Yeah, but you aren't the one doing this :)

[gloomy tartan]

Feed the chuds to the mole people

Establish a alliance with the mode people

[dire kayak]

i don't know why people were upset about female custodes they look the exact same

[tawdry edge]

The mole man is here

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all I remember when chuds mentioned something else

[short geyser]

I like the skinnier minis ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Canibal humanoid underground dwellers

[somber scroll]

remember when woke meant something else

[short geyser]

It helps me think of them as actually able to be fast

[gloomy tartan]

Like fucking the things from that movie the cave where the albino canibal human things eat all the women

That’s a chud lol

[tawdry edge]

They hate women. They don't want them to be in a equal or superior position of power because they feel diminished by it.
They are insecure and their beliefs are rooted in the misery of others because thats the only way they can feel good about their miserable, joyless life.

[gloomy tartan]

They are stupid

[strange pumice]

the only sorta fair complaint is that retcons are annoying

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone is a subclass of women

[somber scroll]

in custodes I like women

[normal thorn]

пиздец!

[dire kayak]

should i make sprue goo

[delicate vapor]

teammate got trapped the moment they reached the plane

[somber scroll]

in loyalist legions I think it make little less sense design wise

[gloomy tartan]

We change our chromosomes to subclass into being guys

[short geyser]

In custodes i like custodes, all of em

[tawdry edge]

It depends. GW is built by retcons

[strange pumice]

but like even then it was never explicitly stated outside of like a 3rd edition codex or something

[gloomy tartan]

We used to be fish

[fair bridge]

tummy hurts man

[strange pumice]

yeah that too

[gloomy tartan]

Sending you good vibes

Wait no I got you

SANA SANA COLITA DEL RANA

[normal thorn]

use activated coal

[strange pumice]

i don’t think they understand that if you have a 40 year franchise there will obviously be some retcons

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how to spell the rest of the song

[strange pumice]

that’s just how it works

[short geyser]

Plus, (cant remember his name right now) but main writer for the custodes said he wanted to add them a while back, but didnt because they hadn’t made any female heads atp, smth like that

[south valve]

Am I wrong in thinking the XY chromosome thing only applied to space marine, not custodes, so it's not a retcon?

[dire kayak]

happy new year mallow

[fair bridge]

acab includes the american fumo unfortunately...

[fair bridge]

happy new year!!

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla is a cop

[somber scroll]

chapters/legions are basically space monk orders and sisters of battle are space nuns. These two groups are different ecclesiastic orders for the sole reason of their sex
I think keeping them that way helps making the religious dogma and gender apartheid pop better

[gloomy tartan]

FYI

[strange pumice]

i never heard about that but i don’t doubt it

[somber scroll]

thats my honest take on it

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla was Recognized as a cop in some police station in Japan officially

[short geyser]

I remembered, his name was Aaron Demski Bowden

He talks about it in some posts online

[fair bridge]

why so low res...

[strange pumice]

yeah thematically it would kinda ruin a lot of what they have going for them

[fair bridge]

i need to fix this

[somber stream]

Did you know the Japanese Self-Defense Air Force adapted a Furry girl as its mascot

[strange pumice]

but in the case of custodes it really doesn’t matter

[somber scroll]

yeah thats what I said

[gloomy tartan]

They are based

They play Godzilla music

[somber scroll]

as a matter of fact diversity for custodes is better

[gloomy tartan]

Their official band lol

[somber stream]

No wtf

The furry is super sexualized

[somber scroll]

because it represents men and women of the human race who protect their emperor

[gloomy tartan]

They play multiple Godzilla songs and they play the JSDF theme from the Godzilla movies also

[dire kayak]

should i prime my beastboss or play darktide

[short geyser]

Both?

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Diversity = more customization options

[somber stream]

Japanese are deadass weaponizing anime

[gloomy tartan]

So everyone should go find someone that looks different

Then we can unlock every class

Irl

[dire kayak]

when do my fulgurite electro-priests arrive.....

[delicate vapor]

ngl uh.. i once thought acab meant something food related

[gloomy tartan]

All cats are based

You can be a asshole and still be based

[somber scroll]

american cheese alien burger

[rose nova]

All corn ate good

Uh

[delicate vapor]

all corn are good

[rose nova]

That’s not quite it

[strange pumice]

my cat is a fat chud he is not based

[gloomy tartan]

This on a shirt

Make it now

[strange pumice]

and he likes to eat my socks

[delicate vapor]

all coconuts are good

[dire kayak]

even me?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s peak condition

You don’t like it but that’s what it is

[rose nova]

On it boss 🫡

[delicate vapor]

i gotta add you on the tide goob

[gloomy tartan]

That cat has achieved min max

His build is op

Dark souls ass optimization

[strange pumice]

wait that’s true though

[gloomy tartan]

I mean dude cats are op

Cats and dogs are both op as fuck

[strange pumice]

he does nothing but sleep and eat all day

[gloomy tartan]

Cats are anti alien

[strange pumice]

while being loved for it

he did min max life

[gloomy tartan]

And cats are also good against magic

Cuz witches and shit

BUT DOGS

dogs are good against like

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[gloomy tartan]

Skin walkers

[strange pumice]

dogs are spawns of satan

[gloomy tartan]

Werewolf’s

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyy

[gloomy tartan]

Hell a dog will fight the Jersey devil

[delicate vapor]

now vhat is it

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs are willing to fight damn near anything for a human

[south valve]

aaab for 40k

[gloomy tartan]

But cats are better against aliens

And like magic shit

Dogs can find terminators

And find skin walkers

[rancid shore]

hi

[gloomy tartan]

Werewolf’s

That sort of shit

[south valve]

Hi!

[delicate vapor]

cats are good against creepers

[rancid shore]

are skitarii in yet? no? shame

[delicate vapor]

and I mean not the person creeper

[gloomy tartan]

They both are good against vampires

[rancid shore]

sup dude

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs and cats have both been Mon maxed to defend humans

Dogs can recognize like physical shit cats more spiritual shit but also aliens

Dogs anti terminator cats anti aliens

[somber scroll]

if cat so strong

[dire kayak]

uuuhhhh let me check

[somber scroll]

then why cat keeps yapping to have food

cant they get it themselves ?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz

Bro imagine if you were specd out to fight aliens

And fucking ghosts

But you don’t

You just waiting

Youd be like bro feed me if you got me not working

That’s why they kill so much

They crave war

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Or they become fat chuds

Liek those fat cops

Yes I just compared your fat cats to fat cops who can’t run

[south valve]

This is why we have cyber mastiffs

Dog op

[dire kayak]

i should memorize my fatshark number

[strange pumice]

they need cyber cats

i feel like they’d do more damage

[south valve]

YES

[dire kayak]

meow

[strange pumice]

imagine a cyber panther

that’d be insane

[dire kayak]

i want an arbitrator to give me pets in the mourningstar

[somber scroll]

imagine a cyber dog

with 3 heads

each one is a plasma cannon

and the dog is three times taller than you

[dire kayak]

1325455941

wait i have you added on steam

[delicate vapor]

o right lol

just testing frames rn on darktide

need to update drivers

[somber shoal]

Aren't Ogryns programed on a evolutionary level to protect smaller humans and abhumans?

[somber scroll]

no ? 🤨

[gloomy tartan]

Cyber bird

It just has a fun for a head

[crisp yoke]

I’m back

[gloomy tartan]

IT REQUIRES NO SEEDS

[south valve]

Servo skull but I give it a tophat

[gloomy tartan]

IT HUNGERS FOR AMMO

I want a cyberbird with a gun for a head

like a little bird sized gun for its head

I’ll name it zippy

[delicate vapor]

another 50 cal rounds to my cyber owl

[south valve]

Mandated edict: hooting

[gloomy tartan]

I’d like a cyber seagull with a gun head

[south valve]

Give me bat 👀

[gloomy tartan]

The rage that it can’t steal food anymore fuels its murder of heretics

[rancid shore]

MANDATED EDICT: GO TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER

[south valve]

so i can play maul and be the batman

[gloomy tartan]

Cyber bat doing echo sound attacks

Make it blast hyms through speakers built in deafening heretics stunning them

Fly up to a gunner and explode its head with the speaker lol

[south valve]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

I loved the pet bat in castle crashes

[south valve]

"Squeak the will of the Lex"

[gloomy tartan]

Allways used mr bitey

He served me well

[south valve]

Castle Crashers peak

[gloomy tartan]

Also he does tiny damage but stuns

And never kills you like the fuckint bears do lol

It’s hilarious when he comes in clutch to stun the enemy especially in pvp

[twilit perch]

which of the bolt pistol variants is better on the whole?

[gloomy tartan]

I would ask in one of the class chats

It might depend on the class as well since they have different builds available

[graceful hamlet]

I like the funny explosive one but I only use it on desperado hive scum for funnies

[gloomy tartan]

For explosive Bolter it’s better at making shit fall down

[south valve]

I think the one with 8 shots is better for being more reliable

[gloomy tartan]

Why are you petted

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[gloomy tartan]

Who pet you

[south valve]

but yeah, explosions can be fun and useful

[gloomy tartan]

More niche but yeah agreed

[south valve]

You only just realised? 😭

[gloomy tartan]

throws acid on your face

[south valve]

^

[south valve]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[gloomy tartan]

now your two face

GET EM BATMAN

[south valve]

Heads or tails

[gloomy tartan]

lights the bat signal

[rapid meteor]

you missed because something got in your eyes

[south valve]

I just parried it

[gloomy tartan]

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

[rapid meteor]

That's the butt signal, great, now you got all the strippers in town coming towards you

[gloomy tartan]

Damn how many more references can we make

[gloomy tartan]

That aqua teen hunger force episode with the belt that summoned all the women

They ripped off that joke a rock and Morty bit

Same idea magnet for bitches

Like gold men find the idea of just using a magnet to find women and gold specifically are hilarious but appealing to psychos

[rapid meteor]

Hmm

[gloomy tartan]

I want a magnet for like…lemons

Then I could easily collect my lemons

[south valve]

Wait wait

is servoskull a erb?

[gloomy tartan]

A what

[south valve]

Didn't get the reference 😔

[waxen sleet]

Epic Rap Battle?

[south valve]

https://youtu.be/neZ6CE9OhG8?si=vJuMK3Drfk0idWJX

idk why this just popped into my head

[dire kayak]

oouugghh

who up darkting they tide

[twin flower]

le me

[inner nimbus]

oh my god me

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

me

[south valve]

Bonjour 🇫🇷

[inner nimbus]

streamin as well if you wanna see my terminal skill issue

aka my innovative hive scum floor tank build

[twin flower]

Bonjourno

[south valve]

HS tank build??

This has only been spoken of in legend

[delicate vapor]

STREAM SNIPEEE

jk

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

so who i joining

[dire kayak]

im in mission rn but near the end

[delicate vapor]

ok we join goob

[twin flower]

okie, I'll party up with @delicate vapor while we wait

[inner nimbus]

i knew that poxburster was a bit sus

[delicate vapor]

watching the stream as we speak

[south valve]

Elios playing the secret class

[delicate vapor]

just followed as we speak

[hidden whale]

meowdy

[south valve]

Hi!

[hidden whale]

did you see the leaks

||armored dogbursters confirmed||

with skitarii drop

[sudden skiff]

wtf is a ||armored dog burster||

[hidden whale]

woah woah spoiler tags

[sudden skiff]

Do they tackle you and explode

[delicate vapor]

[sudden skiff]

Oh whoops

[twin flower]

[tired wadi]

Just joined this looking for a group, where is the LFG?

[hidden whale]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[delicate vapor]

[sudden skiff]

#vox-lfg-nasa

Or that

[tired wadi]

Thanks guys

[south valve]

nasa?

I'm here to play darktide, not go to space 😔

[twin flower]

Darktide in space

[delicate vapor]

its pretty dead in space

[waxen sleet]

Dad space?

[south valve]

These residents are getting evil

[dire kayak]

nearly got the 40 aquilas

[delicate vapor]

watching it slowly rise up

[waxen sleet]

And these hills are pretty silent

[delicate vapor]

Knowing I put zero effort in it

[twin flower]

Not fast enough

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Papa needs a new coat, get them skulls

[dire kayak]

i put my 1000 skulls in

[strange pumice]

it’s a pretty fatal, frame…

[sudden skiff]

Aren’t we in space aboard the Flying Dutchman? (I forgot the name of the ship)

[south valve]

TRUE

[fallow plover]

Just had some player stare into my soul for an abornormally long amount of time...

..I think they were trying to figure out why my psysker is named Matikanetannahauser

[pure quail]

@blazing ibex the hell is the point of the heavy sword

[sudden skiff]

My ogryn is named F*m-Boy-Cake-Eater

[south valve]

These tides are pretty dark

[strange pumice]

it’s cool and awesome

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[pure quail]

but it's so weak though

[sudden skiff]

Dead men show no money spreads

[strange pumice]

we don’t concern ourselves with that

[somber scroll]

oh shit oil leak

[twin flower]

I hear its good on scum, due to some perks

[strange pumice]

probably to do with the rage mode thing

pretty sure it boosts dmg and attack speed

[jolly sonnet]

Is it possible to do expeditions with only 2 players, me and my friend tried to do it in a private mode but we can't start the missions unless the lobby is public

[strange pumice]

so those two stacking plus whatever talents you have on top of that is probably insane

[sudden skiff]

Zealot has my favorite weapon the heavy eviscerator and I can’t use it because I’m trash at playing zealot

[twin flower]

no private games afaik

[hidden whale]

wtf

[twin flower]

is there?

[strange pumice]

you just have to play zealot like a true believer in the emperor

[sudden skiff]

Oh yea I hate the emperor lowk

[strange pumice]

also just have like the most wounds possible

[strange pumice]

see that’s your issue…

[sudden skiff]

Ohhhh wounds I forgot about those

[strange pumice]

actually though it just depends on what you’re going for

[sudden skiff]

Bum rush into horde and swinging so my toughness stays at 100 is my go to strat

[strange pumice]

how my best zealot build works is just a bunch of toughness regen with like constant crits

[marsh iris]

where are the alien girls to abduct me

[sudden skiff]

I die a lot

[waxen sleet]

It is a sword... and it is heavy, I think it self explanatory?

[strange pumice]

unironically you can build around that on zealot

[delicate vapor]

FUCK

[strange pumice]

yes lol

[sudden skiff]

Mmmm Bobby

[somber scroll]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Vilas-Boas

you're welcom

[waxen sleet]

100% Toughness and 1% Wound... the Way of the Martyr.

[strange pumice]

pretty sure you can set matchmaking to private

[jolly sonnet]

damn, I was really excited to do the mode but ig i'll just wait to convince 2 friends to get the game. There's a lot i love about darktide but some aspects just make no sense when vermintide has a lot of QoL for private games

[strange pumice]

truke

[blazing ibex]

I feel like I was woken up by this message somehow

[strange pumice]

check the settings

[waxen sleet]

The best way to Zealot tbh

[blazing ibex]

I shouldn't be awake

[twin flower]

They just said they tried but couldnt tho

Also

[strange pumice]

oh then idk

[twin flower]

Burster moment lmao

[blazing ibex]

Heavy sword's got sauce for anything that isn't carapace basically

[sudden skiff]

I think the main problem is Darktide is very shit in making these options easy to understand, they hide so much behind unnecessary menus almost like a JRPG

[nocturne flicker]

it can be sauce for carapace on hive scum

[delicate vapor]

[strange pumice]

there should be a modifier that makes every enemy into a burster

am i cooking?

[sudden skiff]

When I’m first madam president I’m sending you to Guantanamo Bay

[strange pumice]

bursters and dogs exclusively

[blazing ibex]

Yes this is also true

[nocturne flicker]

if a space marine claps his cheeks, does it sound like thunder

[strange pumice]

sorry…

[sudden skiff]

Say sorry to the warden

[blazing ibex]

25% rending on heavies

15% on stimms

[nocturne flicker]

how would you like to be certified in the use of enhanced interrogation techniques, ma'am president?

[sudden skiff]

Why use a melee weapon? Just shoot a gun

[nocturne flicker]

we're gonna start getting ROUGH with these guys

[dire kayak]

did we find personman

[strange pumice]

do you play vet per chance

[dire kayak]

psyker with salvage lord title

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Cant fully rely on your gun in DT anyway

[blazing ibex]

Okay back to bed

[sudden skiff]

We will be crucifying the prisoners there I don’t want specialists in yappology talking to them

[twin flower]

le beddy byes

[waxen sleet]

It's quicker to swing than it is to reload

[strange pumice]

some vet builds you definitely can

er

for the most part

[somber scroll]

autopistol build

lmao

[strange pumice]

????

so don’t do that

[somber scroll]

[waxen sleet]

Weakspot Crit Accatran Recon Lasgun Build go BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

[sudden skiff]

Yes I implemented brain dead COD warzone movement into my gameplay and I am untouchable

[rose nova]

Im going to bring dclaw into my havoc games and no one can stop me

[strange pumice]

idk what the psychopath is talking about

[somber scroll]

my best operative runs autopistol and krak and that's all

[nocturne flicker]

dawg autopistol vets are either really solid teammates or some of the worst fucking players in existence holy shit

[strange pumice]

yeah that makes sense

[somber scroll]

I almost never rely on my knife

but im like

[strange pumice]

actually found a way to unequip a melee weapon entirely

[somber scroll]

the team invisimedic

[sudden skiff]

Not with my +70% reload speed

[nocturne flicker]

like i ran into an autopistol vet who refused to use survivalist, which on its own is fine, but the cunt was pissing away all the ammo pickups on fucking poxwalkers

[blazing ibex]

Why do I feel like there's a Headhunter blessing on this

[somber scroll]

true, catachan knife lets you punch enemies with yo fists

[strange pumice]

someone earlier mentioned a sister hospitaller class and that’d literally be the coolest thing ever

[inner nimbus]

ty ty, nothing quite like getting thrown in the middle of a hi int horde to humble one rq lol

[strange pumice]

i just remembered that

we need a medic class!!

[sudden skiff]

I based my loadout around stealthy backshots for that extra 100% damage on elites and ogryn enemies

[nocturne flicker]

invis needs to be made more unique and distinct. it should drop a smoke nade on the spot where the vet goes invis so the team has protection from ranged aggro

make invis vet into the battlefield smoke medic build it deserves to be

[somber scroll]

mine is invisimedic autopistol krak spam

[strange pumice]

backshot build

[sudden skiff]

Backshots specialist

They call me

[somber scroll]

works pretty well id say

[dire kayak]

what blessings good for helbore

[sudden skiff]

Rico Strong

[dire kayak]

[strange pumice]

none don’t use it

[nocturne flicker]

son 😭

[strange pumice]

use the infantry lasgun like a man

[dire kayak]

i like the helbore thoughhh

[sudden skiff]

Infantry Autogun is for real men

Braced Autogun is for goddesses

[dire kayak]

i use braced auto on my hive scum

[strange pumice]

why play vet if you aren’t larping a guardsman?

[nocturne flicker]

is pretty good. you could do weight of fire and... well, most of its blessings are solid. surgical, infernus, armourbane, etc

[strange pumice]

hush

[nocturne flicker]

bc vets aren't guardsmen

😉

[south valve]

Hello based department

[strange pumice]

they are in my heart

[south valve]

Braced isn't too popular I don't think

[blazing ibex]

If IIIa, Surgical + WoF, Sustained Fire or Armor bane
If IV, only Surgical + WoF
If V, only thing is you don't really need Surgical as as much for it.

[sudden skiff]

Guardsmen kinda trash water

[strange pumice]

i don’t really see any of the autoguns tbh

[south valve]

Fair

[blazing ibex]

Okay

[south valve]

Infantry is good

[blazing ibex]

Now back to bed

[sudden skiff]

Autoguns are so good

[nocturne flicker]

same here. i use the graia with the extra mag capacity node

hit desperado and you end up firing like fucking 170 or so rounds before you need to reload

[south valve]

YO pink name

(this is because you are cool)

[strange pumice]

clearly you’ve never played dawn of war

[nocturne flicker]

but yeah veterans are imperial guard junior officers and weapons specialists

[stuck phoenix]

Hello General chat I assume you guys have been the same weirdos as usual and I haven’t missed anything

[sudden skiff]

I only play Total War adjacent games like men of war assault squad

I don’t like the halo wars type of gameplay

[south valve]

Yes indeed!

[strange pumice]

i say that because with certain upgrades regular guard units are insane

[nocturne flicker]

i reckon hadron's pear-shaped under those robes, myself

[thick coyote]

Because is bad

[strange pumice]

someone castrate this dude

[thick coyote]

Still outdps Ogryns guns btw

[sudden skiff]

I’d no diff at least 100 of them

[thick coyote]

💀

[strange pumice]

if you really believe in yourself

[sudden skiff]

What is even the point of an ogryn anymore they don’t have shit

[waxen sleet]

And the Infernus Blessing 😉

[thick coyote]

Grenade Launcher

[nocturne flicker]

it needs an extra dodge, a spread reduction, and a braced slowdown reduction

then it'd be pretty damn great, ESPECIALLY on hive scum

[blazing ibex]

Another who has fallen for the trap 😔

[sudden skiff]

Ogryn need dual power gloves so they can just start hulk smashing shit

[nocturne flicker]

nuh uh

[strange pumice]

they should just buff ogryn to have ridiculous health

[sudden skiff]

Really

[blazing ibex]

Alright NOW back to bed

[thick coyote]

I mean

They already have

[sudden skiff]

Ogryn not having a melee option of just throwing hands vexes me

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine sleeping, smh.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. especially now dodging gives DR

[sudden skiff]

He’s too damn big to be using a knife

[strange pumice]

i mean like just insane health

[nocturne flicker]

real. where knuckle dusters?

[sudden pelican]

Can someone rank all the classes from who's the best to worst for Havoc 40?

[strange pumice]

so they can just be big bullet sponges for everyone

[strange pumice]

just play psyker

[sudden skiff]

Imagine spikes knuckles that does bleed omg

[thick coyote]

All best

[nocturne flicker]

one of the moves should be a backhanded slap like thragg does to mark in S4 of invincible

just sends non-ogryn enemies fucking flying

[sudden pelican]

In John Cena's voice: Are you sure about that?

[sudden skiff]

See the problem is that would be fun

[strange pumice]

ogryn belly bump…

[sudden skiff]

Games workshop hates that

IM RED NOW

LETS GOOOOO

[nocturne flicker]

well, they'd do bleed with batter

[thick coyote]

In Avdols voice: YES! I AM!

[sudden skiff]

I want HANDS

[nocturne flicker]

stop i like bellies

[strange pumice]

maybe i was onto something earlier

[thick coyote]

Now if you ask which class is the strongest this patch, then it's psyker

[nocturne flicker]

che cosa?

[thick coyote]

Just play psyker

[nocturne flicker]

oh yeah psyker's fucking cracked as hell

PLEASE nerf psyker

[delicate vapor]

a

[south valve]

r

[hazy kestrel]

500. Psyker Nerfs.

[sudden skiff]

NO ONE kills the enemies im stunning when I play psyker

[nocturne flicker]

🚬

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no, a smyker.

[blazing ibex]

I can't sleep

[sudden skiff]

Like why am I leaving 4 ragers defenseless and my teammates walk by them and I get eviscerated

[south valve]

Don't admit to being a smyker round here, people will murder you

[blazing ibex]

Fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome back

:)

[sudden skiff]

Sorry it’s the only fun ability💔

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[sudden skiff]

I wanna be Palpatine

[nocturne flicker]

ran into a psyker who rushed, kept saying the n-word on voice (we muted that figlio di puttana), and used smite most of the time

a specimen, indeed

[crisp yoke]

No

[blazing ibex]

Because they're probably waiting for you to die if ill be real with you

[thick coyote]

Just kill the ragers with smite dawg

[sudden skiff]

Haters honestly

[thick coyote]

What are you doing

[sudden skiff]

No

[blazing ibex]

Smite is disliked for a reason

[south valve]

I hope you don't have like an early wake up or anything?

[thick coyote]

[drowsy lynx]

Like palpatine, we'll throw you into a reactor

[blazing ibex]

Or at least how it's used

[blazing ibex]

I shouldn't 😭

[hidden whale]

u could report them and probably get them shot

fatshark doesnt really mess around with stuff like that

[sudden pelican]

It's always a Psyker & Veteran that dies often when i play Havoc 40s. Meanwhile, ogryns & zealots are usually the last ones standing.

[sudden skiff]

The hate I now know smyker has is renewing my want to play it more

[south valve]

Then stay here and talk to us until sunrise mwahahaahaha

[sudden skiff]

Why do people hate smyker genuinely curious

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me more funny Italian swears, Magic Man.

[hidden whale]

its not very fun to play with

[sudden skiff]

Why

[drowsy lynx]

Zealot, ogryn, and arby are more survivability focused than the other three classes

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got smol shovels?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s basically a glorified “pause” button

[south valve]

🥄

[nocturne flicker]

give smite limited charged uses that replenish on a cooldown

it's too spammable, that's the issue. it turns the game off bc it's spammable instead of being smth you actually have to think about

uncharged being spammable would be fine bc of how weak it is, and it'd give it an identity. spamming uncharged smite won't end well for you

[blazing ibex]

It's disruptive to the flow of the game and actually detrimental to your team at times

[south valve]

here you go

[drowsy lynx]

Turns the game off

[sudden skiff]

Ohh so does it make engagements boring ?

[hazy kestrel]

I want to fight for my life, not play a walking simulator

[crisp yoke]

That’s a spoon

[sudden skiff]

Okay I understand

[blazing ibex]

Yes. Very.

[nocturne flicker]

vaffanculo is a good one

[hidden whale]

well basically
we play the game to have fun. the fun to be had, is the fighting and battling of enemies. smyker permanently staggers the entire wave, pretty much turning the enemy AI off

[south valve]

It's the closest thing I have 😔

[hidden whale]

I dont want the enemy AI to be off. I want them to fight me

[sudden skiff]

That’s so funny, so it’s so useful that it makes the game boring

[hidden whale]

so its not fun to play with

[blazing ibex]

And a lot of classes get buffs from dodging

[drowsy lynx]

Same is true for playing games with cheats. You can be invulnerable or untargetable but you remove the challenge of the game that way

[sudden skiff]

Ohhhh I see

[waxen sleet]

Stunlocking enemies is handy in a pinch, but alot of builds rely on dodging/blocking/countering enemies... they don't proc their features and skills on stunlocked enemies. Plus, Psyker can do waaaaaaay more damage with any other build but Smyker.

[sudden pelican]

They're frontline classes so yeah

[sudden skiff]

I see I see

Is there a way to only zap one enemy but like really strong so they die quick?

[blazing ibex]

Psyker is a front line class but that's a discussion people aren't ready to have

[hidden whale]

electrokinetic staff

[sudden skiff]

Because I like using smite electricity is so fun

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. if smite was smth that wasn't spammable it'd be genuinely fine bc then psykers would save it for like RUN SAVING

[hazy kestrel]

No

[hidden whale]

hits 2-3 enemies

I think

[sudden skiff]

Ew staff

[hazy kestrel]

Smite is cringe

[hidden whale]

also if you want to be an m1 smyker only

that can be fine

it has interesting uses

but never touch m2

[sudden skiff]

I might do that then

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I don't think people mind when a psyker with smite uses it as a last resort when we're backed into a corner or something, but most smite users I see are smiting literally everything the whole match. Watching one smite the beast of nurgle before getting eaten is great tho

[thick coyote]

Don't worry about it dawh

[sudden pelican]

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t kiss my mother

[thick coyote]

Everything psyker makes engagement boring

Embrace it

[sudden skiff]

Smite was legit the only reason I played psyker I thought I was being helpful💔

[thick coyote]

Smite to your hearts content

[drowsy lynx]

EK staff

[nocturne flicker]

yeah exactly. it needs to be made less spammable

just give it limited charges for the charged variant that replenish on a cooldown

if you use them all up and then you need it? stiff shit

[thick coyote]

Don't give a fuck about your teammates
You're the psyker

[hazy kestrel]

Just use inferno staff and delete the everything

[sudden skiff]

You’re right

[thick coyote]

You're the main character

You'll do everything

[hazy kestrel]

Anything is better than smite

[thick coyote]

[sudden skiff]

Why didn’t I think of that

[hazy kestrel]

Literally anything

[sudden skiff]

I shoot lightning out of my hands why do I care for peoples dodges

[drowsy lynx]

Newer players might see smite differently tbh, it's mostly people that want to engage in melee that resent constant smiting

[nocturne flicker]

keep uncharged spammable bc as i said earlier, it'd give uncharged smite an identity, and uncharged smite is weak enough that spamming it the whole time will NOT end well for your bitch ass

[hidden whale]

trust me it gets boring fast

[sudden skiff]

No

[hidden whale]

I had maybe a quarter of a match enjoying smyker

before I never touched it again

[hazy kestrel]

The psyker, moments before getting whacked by a silent crusher (again)

[pure quail]

well then go to sleep idk man

[sudden skiff]

If it does I’ll go back to doing warzone movement and never meleeing on veteran

[pure quail]

after playing a mission with the heavy sword, my verdict, it aight

[hazy kestrel]

Your “tactics” confuse and frighten me.

[pure quail]

I figured out I should never to quick attacks and just do heavy attacks and I stared doing something with it

[thick coyote]

Top 10 greatest melee in the game

[hidden whale]

I mean its basically god mode with the exception of bosses

[nocturne flicker]

you reminded me of when my boyfriend tried expeditions.

"This is so fun!" for the first 15 minutes.

15 minutes in, it was "We're never playing this Mode again."

[sudden skiff]

I’m so cracked at veteran

[pure quail]

but I see no reason to use it over any other option honestly

[waxen sleet]

Republic Commando reference spotted!

[hidden whale]

yea I played that mode twice and realized I didnt want to play it anymore

[visual vortex]

Nails

[hidden whale]

the core maps and mortis trials are both really fun

expeditions are not

(for me)

[sudden skiff]

The rewards are so butt too😭

[hazy kestrel]

As someone who did all of that shitty penance grind, I can say that it’s not fun.

At all.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah they don't even fucking do anything 😭

[hazy kestrel]

Glad it’s done now

[sudden skiff]

Here’s this relatively cool armor with scrolls all over it

Enjoy

[waxen sleet]

Mortis Trials are peak on Auric... there is a reason why Remembrancer is the best title

[pure quail]

I have options both for higher damage at higher speed and much higher damage at about the same speed, so why would I ever pick the heavy sword that doesn't do enough damage to one hit chaff but swings to slow

[obtuse oak]

I actually really like the Ogryn cosmetics but I'm not grinding all those remnants

[hidden whale]

woah is that why your name is your name

[fiery wave]

They locked cosmetics behind the most BS grind.

[hazy kestrel]

The remnants aren’t even the annoying part

It’s the salvage

[hidden whale]

hank we're having the smyker discussion again ;.;

pls save that baby smyker from themself

[hazy kestrel]

The goddamn salvage

:(

[blazing ibex]

Okay

[tender horizon]

I simply want more missions that continue the mainline DT story, personally

[nocturne flicker]

they watched cocomelon 😢

[sudden skiff]

See I’m on that same boat, I’m not collecting all of those things in the same game mode. They already pushed it with me unlocking the 53rd chest for hosting 50 matches in the other mode

[obtuse oak]

Who

[fiery wave]

Whose idea was it that to do it you need a cheat mod or spend over 200 hours to do it?

[blazing ibex]

What the fuck are you doing that you're not one shooting chaff

[sudden skiff]

I’m not doing another 50 for the fcking pants

[pure quail]

64 damage light attacks

[blazing ibex]

On the heavy sword

[hidden whale]

😨

[obtuse oak]

Oh I know this one

[hazy kestrel]

I didn’t use the cheat mod

[blazing ibex]

ITS CALLED THE HEAVY SWORD

[hazy kestrel]

I suffered through that shit

[fiery wave]

I know, takes forever otherwise.

[pure quail]

I KNOW

[south valve]

What's the mod?

[hazy kestrel]

No idea

[obtuse oak]

The line of thinking is "we want a vanity title for people who put the hours in", not "we want people to grind this much"

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I do

[pure quail]

but when other things, not called heavy sword, can one shot chaff with light melee

[hazy kestrel]

Salvage Our Souls

I believe

Never used it

[pure quail]

and can actually do damage to big things too

[hazy kestrel]

Ran into some fine salvage seekers who did.

[south valve]

I mean like what does it do?

[fiery wave]

Pants is doing Havoc 25 and winning.

[hazy kestrel]

Highlights all the salvage on the map or something

[south valve]

Ohhh

[obtuse oak]

I don't think they really understand that if they make a reward for something then that means that some people will pathologically force themselves to unlock it

[south valve]

that's a tiny bit broken, yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I need my funny 5 penance points

I must have all penances completed again

Then I can complain about the content drought

Or something

[thick coyote]

I got the visor head gear one but it doesn't quite fit my Ogryns head model
So it kinda floats around his eyebrows level
It's comical

[fiery wave]

WHy that number should be lowered to something sane.

[hazy kestrel]

I agree. It sucked

I never want to see another grain of sand again

[fiery wave]

Bonus? The mode is ass to play with 3 bots since they do nothing.

[south valve]

Similar thing with like putting a hard mode in a single player game. Most people want to do it on their first playthrough, even though that makes no sense

[chrome vapor]

They haven’t learned a thing since VT2 /j - there is a penance there which requires you to play 500 (!) matches with a selection of modifiers, which are tied to „consumable” (in-lobby) items that allow you to host games with such mods

It grants you a frame. A cool one arguably, but 500 games is a lot

[fiery wave]

How to prevent that? Do not put beat game on <difficulty> here achievements.

[chrome vapor]

And naturally the best way to do the penance is to run maps with the easiest mods possible

[fiery wave]

Just have a Beat the final boss and watch the end cutscene.

[south valve]

Kinda true, but honestly I still want to do it regardless 😭

[drowsy lynx]

Salvage wouldn't feel like something you need to deliberately farm if we got more of it from playing normally and playing the number of expeditions needed to unlock it felt intrinsically rewarding from being fun

[south valve]

I need to prove how manly I am

[sudden skiff]

“Guys how do we boost long term engagement?”

“Just have them do the same shit over and over again for free cosmetics that will never be as cool as anything in the shop”

[hazy kestrel]

The fact you only get five (5) for the blue ones and ten (10) for the red ones is annoying, not to mention the Maximum per zone of 400

[drowsy lynx]

Expeditions do not really feel fun for more than 10 consecutive matches. You're not seeing anything new after that and it just feels like the same map again and again regardless of how it's been reorganized

[fiery wave]

Doesn't work. People just get angry at some point because it's a ridiculous amount.

[hazy kestrel]

Absolute insanity

[dire kayak]

im so bad at veteran

[sudden skiff]

I agree

[dire kayak]

or maybe thats just because im using combat knife

or playing auric

[fiery wave]

Like. I can be fine if it were 50k.

[blazing ibex]

With helbore?

[obtuse oak]

Yeah they were obviously hoping for the latter

[fiery wave]

Or hell 40k.

[hazy kestrel]

As someone who spent way too much time getting those penances, I can objectively say that Expeditions just stinks. It’s not fun.

[fiery wave]

250k.

[dire kayak]

yuh

[obtuse oak]

Fatshark didn't deliberately make a mode that didn't turn out to be engaging long term

[fiery wave]

Just who the kark decided on 250k?

[blazing ibex]

Use tac axe tbh